MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Senator, they stand out on the public highway with telephoto lenses --	-- and now I got reporters from Toadsquat, Iowa, calling my office and askin' what I know about this "G.I. Jane" thing.
-- and now I got reporters from Toadsquat, Iowa, calling my office and askin' what I know about this "G.I. Jane" thing.	-- nothing I can do about it unless you're suggesting I infringe on their civil liberties -- which I'd happily do if you'll just trim a little fat off the Constitution.
-- nothing I can do about it unless you're suggesting I infringe on their civil liberties -- which I'd happily do if you'll just trim a little fat off the Constitution.	Are you truly mouthin' off to a senior member of the Senate Arms Committee? I mean, I'll give you points for style -- just nothin' for smarts.
Well, seein's how this thing is out, you let me handle the r.p.m. From this point forward, I want all press matters coordinated via my office. I'll be god-damned if I'm gonna watch Hayes pull flowers out of his ass and take credit for this one. Him or the President. This my shade? "Midnight Mahogany"? 'Cuz I'm comin' dangerously close to lookin' like Ronald Reagan here.	Your prerogative, Senator.
Your prerogative, Senator.	Awright. How's our girl doin', anyway?
Awright. How's our girl doin', anyway?	Standing right here in my office.
Standing right here in my office.	Jordan, dear. How are they treating you?
Uh, V.I.P. security arrangements generally take some time, Senator.	"Security"? What the hell you talkin' about? Your base isn't secure?
"Security"? What the hell you talkin' about? Your base isn't secure?	Of course, but there's more --
Of course, but there's more --	Then set out the good plates, we'll all have lunch. My office will follow up with details. Jumping off, now...
I don't know of any delicate way to say this, lieutenant, so I won't try. Claims have been made that you have engaged in fraternization -- of the same-sex variety. Specifically, that you were... "... seen leaving the apartment of another female officer at such a time and in such a manner as to suggest conduct unbecoming."	Sir, if someone is suggesting that I'm a lesbian, they're wrong.
What, we're gonna pry 'em out with paddles?	O'Neil. Our air's gonna crap out as soon as we get down there. You know that, don't you?
You don't think she'd be raped if she were captured? You don't think the threat of rape would be used to leverage the men?	You broke a dozen training rules back there -- before I lost count.
You broke a dozen training rules back there -- before I lost count.	I've had it. Just because they pay me like a baby-sitter doesn't mean I'm gonna be one.
I've had it. Just because they pay me like a baby-sitter doesn't mean I'm gonna be one.	She's a trainee, just like the others. Why are you coming down so hard?
She's a trainee, just like the others. Why are you coming down so hard?	She's an officer. There's a higher standard.
She's an officer. There's a higher standard.	She's a women, and that's why you're ridin' her bareback.
She's a women, and that's why you're ridin' her bareback.	Of course it is. And I'm gonna stay on her until everyone realizes this is not some bullshit equal-rights thing, that real lives are gonna be lost. Maybe mine, maybe yours.
Of course it is. And I'm gonna stay on her until everyone realizes this is not some bullshit equal-rights thing, that real lives are gonna be lost. Maybe mine, maybe yours.	I oughtta report you.
I oughtta report you.	I think you probably would -- if you didn't know I was right.
Well, you're doin' shit-hot at Intel.	Royce. We're the same age, we started the same time -- and now you're sitting in the upperdecks while I'm still down in the bullpen. What does that tell you about the Navy?
Royce. We're the same age, we started the same time -- and now you're sitting in the upperdecks while I'm still down in the bullpen. What does that tell you about the Navy?	She's haze grey and underway...
She's haze grey and underway...	You need operational duty to really advance... you need combat training to go operational... yet combat training is off-limits to people with tits. I'm topped out at Intel. Forget the glass ceiling -- I'm beating my head on a big brass ceiling.
You need operational duty to really advance... you need combat training to go operational... yet combat training is off-limits to people with tits. I'm topped out at Intel. Forget the glass ceiling -- I'm beating my head on a big brass ceiling.	So dump on me.
So dump on me.	This has nothing to do with you.
This has nothing to do with you.	Well, guess I don't even need to be here...
Well, guess I don't even need to be here...	Get your dick back here. It has everything to do with you.
Get your dick back here. It has everything to do with you.	You're such a ball-breaker sometimes. Especially at night.
You're such a ball-breaker sometimes. Especially at night.	Sorry. But after our days... So if I try this thing... if I ship out to Coronado... what happens here?
Sorry. But after our days... So if I try this thing... if I ship out to Coronado... what happens here?	I'll try to keep the door open. If you wash out, I make it so that --
I'll try to keep the door open. If you wash out, I make it so that --	Wai', wait. What happens if it works? Four months of training, three years of operational duty. What then?
Wai', wait. What happens if it works? Four months of training, three years of operational duty. What then?	I don't feel like doing an option paper on the rest of my life, Jordan. Maybe we should just let it happen.
I don't feel like doing an option paper on the rest of my life, Jordan. Maybe we should just let it happen.	Which is guy-speak for...
Which is guy-speak for...	Sounded lame as soon as it came out of my mouth. But I'm trying to be honest, okay? Three years is a long time. Don't ask me to predict how I'll feel then, Jordan, because I don't know. And either do you.
Sounded lame as soon as it came out of my mouth. But I'm trying to be honest, okay? Three years is a long time. Don't ask me to predict how I'll feel then, Jordan, because I don't know. And either do you.	You know, right up until you said that -- I thought I did know.
So why are you telling me this?	Big symbols make big targets, Jordan. I think someone's gunning for you.
Big symbols make big targets, Jordan. I think someone's gunning for you.	You know, Royce, I got enough heat on me without you turning up the jets, too.
You know, Royce, I got enough heat on me without you turning up the jets, too.	I'm only trying to warn you in case --
I'm only trying to warn you in case --	Well, let me warm you: I'm going though with this. The more everybody fucks with me, fucks with my head, the more it just makes me want to finish. So don't expect me back crying in your arms any time soon, okay?
Well, let me warm you: I'm going though with this. The more everybody fucks with me, fucks with my head, the more it just makes me want to finish. So don't expect me back crying in your arms any time soon, okay?	That's not what I want, Jordan. I mean... it is and it isn't...
That's not what I want, Jordan. I mean... it is and it isn't...	Still can't make up your mind, huh? Gotta go, Royce.
Still can't make up your mind, huh? Gotta go, Royce.	Jordan. You watch your ass.
Jordan. You watch your ass.	Sure. I'll join the crowd.
"Wickwire, Thomas Dane"... Second run at Coronado... and correct, they had him stashed in the "Appropriation Liaison Office," whatever that is.	You don't crap out of Spec-Recon and get another shot without dispensation from someone up in flag country. He's got a Sea Daddy somewhere.
You don't crap out of Spec-Recon and get another shot without dispensation from someone up in flag country. He's got a Sea Daddy somewhere.	I'd sure like to know who.
I'd sure like to know who.	Yeah. Me too.
They're more afraid of you.	Well, now I feel so much better.
Well, now I feel so much better.	It was made clear before you came -- harassment equals career suicide. Can't say anything good, so they don't say much at all. To your face, anyway.
It was made clear before you came -- harassment equals career suicide. Can't say anything good, so they don't say much at all. To your face, anyway.	Whose orders were those?
Whose orders were those?	It was made clear. Anyway, stay ballsy. First week's hell, then it levels out. Until S.E.R.E. training, anyway. That's hell-and-a-half.
It was made clear. Anyway, stay ballsy. First week's hell, then it levels out. Until S.E.R.E. training, anyway. That's hell-and-a-half.	And how do you know that?
And how do you know that?	Made it to Week 10 last time.
Made it to Week 10 last time.	I didn't know they let you try again. Especially at your age.
I didn't know they let you try again. Especially at your age.	You're kind of a surprise yourself.
Who is it?	You know, I had an apartment about this size once.
You know, I had an apartment about this size once.	Wick. They got your crew, too?
Wick. They got your crew, too?	Intagliata was out chasing breakfast. They found his tracks. Well, shit.
Simple question, lieutenant. No reason not to answer. What is your father's name?	"Dad."
"Dad."	Any brothers? Sisters?
Any brothers? Sisters?	Dick, Jane, and Spot.
Dick, Jane, and Spot.	Are you hungry? What's your favorite food? We'll try to get it for you.
Are you hungry? What's your favorite food? We'll try to get it for you.	Green Eggs and Ham. You're not going to get anywhere. You might as well put me in the cage.
Green Eggs and Ham. You're not going to get anywhere. You might as well put me in the cage.	You are in the cage, O'Neil. Right here, right now.
You are in the cage, O'Neil. Right here, right now.	Should I be afraid?
Should I be afraid?	Right down to your worthless womb, and I'll tell you why. This is my island. My world. And here I can get away with shit that would get me arrested anywhere else in the world. Take another scan of my little joy- boy outside. If I can do that to a Navy Seal, what's gonna happen to you? Huh?
Well, who the shit you think you are? Comin' in here like that?	Your new roommate.
This ain't workin' right!	What's our go-to-shit plan, O'Neil?
What's our go-to-shit plan, O'Neil?	This ain't even workin' wrong!
The White House. If Jordan wins, DeHaven wins in spades. Why? Well, it's been said that the only man the President fears -- ain't no man.	The first female President?
The first female President?	Don't for a second think she didn't leak this story. "G.I. Jane" gives DeHaven a symbol that taps into the biggest constituency of them all.
Don't for a second think she didn't leak this story. "G.I. Jane" gives DeHaven a symbol that taps into the biggest constituency of them all.	Women.
Women.	If you were the President, wouldn't that put a little piss in your shoes?
If you were the President, wouldn't that put a little piss in your shoes?	I don't know. Seems...
I don't know. Seems...	This ain't about some little soldier girl sloggin' her way through commando school. The implications go way beyond.
This ain't about some little soldier girl sloggin' her way through commando school. The implications go way beyond.	Christ, I don't want to see her take a fall. She thinks I do, but...
Christ, I don't want to see her take a fall. She thinks I do, but...	I take it this file is still open.
I take it this file is still open.	Even tough I don't talk to her every day -- I still talk to her every day. Know what I mean?
Even tough I don't talk to her every day -- I still talk to her every day. Know what I mean?	Okay, so now work it from the other end. Think about California -- and how things might be handled there.
Okay, so now work it from the other end. Think about California -- and how things might be handled there.	I don't... What, someone on base? A "mole"?
I don't... What, someone on base? A "mole"?	This is what you get for brain- picking an old CIA spook. but if I needed to control the outcome of this test case, that's how I'd do it. A man-in-place. Makes everything very controllable.
Who the hell are all these people?	What? I just couldn't just let them sleep in the street.
What? I just couldn't just let them sleep in the street.	Where's Audrey?
Where's Audrey?	In the bedroom. Crying her eyes out because of you.
In the bedroom. Crying her eyes out because of you.	What?
What?	All that "you gotta be vicious" stuff you filled her head with.
All that "you gotta be vicious" stuff you filled her head with.	Me!? You where the one...
Me!? You where the one...	Go in there. Talk to her.
What the hell are you doing?	Remember my friend we saw on t.v.?
Remember my friend we saw on t.v.?	Your old sweetheart?
Your old sweetheart?	Yeah, well he just turned up in New Jersey at the military command post. Somehow all this is related to what happened down in Panama. There's a story here. I know it. You got any tape or glue?
Yeah, well he just turned up in New Jersey at the military command post. Somehow all this is related to what happened down in Panama. There's a story here. I know it. You got any tape or glue?	I left my forgery kit back at the office.
Dr. Niko Topopolosis?	It's Tatopoulos.
It's Tatopoulos.	Right. The worm guy. Can someone get those people off the beach?
Right. The worm guy. Can someone get those people off the beach?	Excuse me, would you mind telling me what the hell I'm doing here?
Excuse me, would you mind telling me what the hell I'm doing here?	Follow me.
The radiation is not an anomaly, it's the clue. This creature is far too unique on every level to be some lost dinosaur.	Don't tell me why it's not, tell me what the hell it is.
Don't tell me why it's not, tell me what the hell it is.	What do we know? It was first sighted off the French Polynesian Pacific. An area that has been exposed to dozens of nuclear tests over the last thirty years.
Who the hell are you?	It's okay. I know her.
Hundreds dead, all so you could play at being the Commander.' You've murdered us all you egomaniacal sonofabitch!	Shut up.' Just shut up you purple skinned monstronsity,
What the hell is going on?!!?	Jason, what have you gotten us into?

Senator, they stand out on the public highway with telephoto lenses --

-- and now I got reporters from Toadsquat, Iowa, calling my office and askin' what I know about this "G.I. Jane" thing.

-- nothing I can do about it unless you're suggesting I infringe on their civil liberties -- which I'd happily do if you'll just trim a little fat off the Constitution.

Are you truly mouthin' off to a senior member of the Senate Arms Committee? I mean, I'll give you points for style -- just nothin' for smarts.

Well, seein's how this thing is out, you let me handle the r.p.m. From this point forward, I want all press matters coordinated via my office. I'll be god-damned if I'm gonna watch Hayes pull flowers out of his ass and take credit for this one. Him or the President. This my shade? "Midnight Mahogany"? 'Cuz I'm comin' dangerously close to lookin' like Ronald Reagan here.

Your prerogative, Senator.

Awright. How's our girl doin', anyway?

Standing right here in my office.

Jordan, dear. How are they treating you?

Uh, V.I.P. security arrangements generally take some time, Senator.

"Security"? What the hell you talkin' about? Your base isn't secure?

Of course, but there's more --

Then set out the good plates, we'll all have lunch. My office will follow up with details. Jumping off, now...

I don't know of any delicate way to say this, lieutenant, so I won't try. Claims have been made that you have engaged in fraternization -- of the same-sex variety. Specifically, that you were... "... seen leaving the apartment of another female officer at such a time and in such a manner as to suggest conduct unbecoming."

Sir, if someone is suggesting that I'm a lesbian, they're wrong.

What, we're gonna pry 'em out with paddles?

O'Neil. Our air's gonna crap out as soon as we get down there. You know that, don't you?

You don't think she'd be raped if she were captured? You don't think the threat of rape would be used to leverage the men?

You broke a dozen training rules back there -- before I lost count.

I've had it. Just because they pay me like a baby-sitter doesn't mean I'm gonna be one.

She's a trainee, just like the others. Why are you coming down so hard?

She's an officer. There's a higher standard.

She's a women, and that's why you're ridin' her bareback.

Of course it is. And I'm gonna stay on her until everyone realizes this is not some bullshit equal-rights thing, that real lives are gonna be lost. Maybe mine, maybe yours.

I oughtta report you.

I think you probably would -- if you didn't know I was right.

Well, you're doin' shit-hot at Intel.

Royce. We're the same age, we started the same time -- and now you're sitting in the upperdecks while I'm still down in the bullpen. What does that tell you about the Navy?

She's haze grey and underway...

You need operational duty to really advance... you need combat training to go operational... yet combat training is off-limits to people with tits. I'm topped out at Intel. Forget the glass ceiling -- I'm beating my head on a big brass ceiling.

So dump on me.

This has nothing to do with you.

Well, guess I don't even need to be here...

Get your dick back here. It has everything to do with you.

You're such a ball-breaker sometimes. Especially at night.

Sorry. But after our days... So if I try this thing... if I ship out to Coronado... what happens here?

I'll try to keep the door open. If you wash out, I make it so that --

Wai', wait. What happens if it works? Four months of training, three years of operational duty. What then?

I don't feel like doing an option paper on the rest of my life, Jordan. Maybe we should just let it happen.

Which is guy-speak for...

Sounded lame as soon as it came out of my mouth. But I'm trying to be honest, okay? Three years is a long time. Don't ask me to predict how I'll feel then, Jordan, because I don't know. And either do you.

You know, right up until you said that -- I thought I did know.

So why are you telling me this?

Big symbols make big targets, Jordan. I think someone's gunning for you.

You know, Royce, I got enough heat on me without you turning up the jets, too.

I'm only trying to warn you in case --

Well, let me warm you: I'm going though with this. The more everybody fucks with me, fucks with my head, the more it just makes me want to finish. So don't expect me back crying in your arms any time soon, okay?

That's not what I want, Jordan. I mean... it is and it isn't...

Still can't make up your mind, huh? Gotta go, Royce.

Jordan. You watch your ass.

Sure. I'll join the crowd.

"Wickwire, Thomas Dane"... Second run at Coronado... and correct, they had him stashed in the "Appropriation Liaison Office," whatever that is.

You don't crap out of Spec-Recon and get another shot without dispensation from someone up in flag country. He's got a Sea Daddy somewhere.

I'd sure like to know who.

Yeah. Me too.

They're more afraid of you.

Well, now I feel so much better.

It was made clear before you came -- harassment equals career suicide. Can't say anything good, so they don't say much at all. To your face, anyway.

Whose orders were those?

It was made clear. Anyway, stay ballsy. First week's hell, then it levels out. Until S.E.R.E. training, anyway. That's hell-and-a-half.

And how do you know that?

Made it to Week 10 last time.

I didn't know they let you try again. Especially at your age.

You're kind of a surprise yourself.

Who is it?

You know, I had an apartment about this size once.

Wick. They got your crew, too?

Intagliata was out chasing breakfast. They found his tracks. Well, shit.

Simple question, lieutenant. No reason not to answer. What is your father's name?

"Dad."

Any brothers? Sisters?

Dick, Jane, and Spot.

Are you hungry? What's your favorite food? We'll try to get it for you.

Green Eggs and Ham. You're not going to get anywhere. You might as well put me in the cage.

You are in the cage, O'Neil. Right here, right now.

Should I be afraid?

Right down to your worthless womb, and I'll tell you why. This is my island. My world. And here I can get away with shit that would get me arrested anywhere else in the world. Take another scan of my little joy- boy outside. If I can do that to a Navy Seal, what's gonna happen to you? Huh?

Well, who the shit you think you are? Comin' in here like that?

Your new roommate.

This ain't workin' right!

What's our go-to-shit plan, O'Neil?

This ain't even workin' wrong!

The White House. If Jordan wins, DeHaven wins in spades. Why? Well, it's been said that the only man the President fears -- ain't no man.

The first female President?

Don't for a second think she didn't leak this story. "G.I. Jane" gives DeHaven a symbol that taps into the biggest constituency of them all.

Women.

If you were the President, wouldn't that put a little piss in your shoes?

I don't know. Seems...

This ain't about some little soldier girl sloggin' her way through commando school. The implications go way beyond.

Christ, I don't want to see her take a fall. She thinks I do, but...

I take it this file is still open.

Even tough I don't talk to her every day -- I still talk to her every day. Know what I mean?

Okay, so now work it from the other end. Think about California -- and how things might be handled there.

I don't... What, someone on base? A "mole"?

This is what you get for brain- picking an old CIA spook. but if I needed to control the outcome of this test case, that's how I'd do it. A man-in-place. Makes everything very controllable.

Who the hell are all these people?

What? I just couldn't just let them sleep in the street.

Where's Audrey?

In the bedroom. Crying her eyes out because of you.

What?

All that "you gotta be vicious" stuff you filled her head with.

Me!? You where the one...

Go in there. Talk to her.

What the hell are you doing?

Remember my friend we saw on t.v.?

Your old sweetheart?

Yeah, well he just turned up in New Jersey at the military command post. Somehow all this is related to what happened down in Panama. There's a story here. I know it. You got any tape or glue?

I left my forgery kit back at the office.

Dr. Niko Topopolosis?

It's Tatopoulos.

Right. The worm guy. Can someone get those people off the beach?

Excuse me, would you mind telling me what the hell I'm doing here?

Follow me.

The radiation is not an anomaly, it's the clue. This creature is far too unique on every level to be some lost dinosaur.

Don't tell me why it's not, tell me what the hell it is.

What do we know? It was first sighted off the French Polynesian Pacific. An area that has been exposed to dozens of nuclear tests over the last thirty years.

Who the hell are you?

It's okay. I know her.

Hundreds dead, all so you could play at being the Commander.' You've murdered us all you egomaniacal sonofabitch!

Shut up.' Just shut up you purple skinned monstronsity,

What the hell is going on?!!?

Jason, what have you gotten us into?