MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Oh, Dana, it's you.	Hi, Louis.
Hi, Louis.	Hey, it's crazy in here. You're missing a classic party.
Hey, it's crazy in here. You're missing a classic party.	Well, actually Louis I have a friend coming by.
Well, actually Louis I have a friend coming by.	Great! Bring her, too. But you better hurry. I made nachos with non-fat cheese and they're almost gone. I'll make some more though.
Great! Bring her, too. But you better hurry. I made nachos with non-fat cheese and they're almost gone. I'll make some more though.	Fine, Louis. We'll stop in for a drink.
Fine, Louis. We'll stop in for a drink.	I got the Twister game for later ...
At ease, Officers. I'm Peter Venkman. I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding here and I want to cooperate in every way I can.	Forget it, Venkman. You had your chance to cooperate but you thought it was more fun to insult me. Now it's my turn, smart-ass.
Where's the Keymaster?	Oh, shit!
Spengler and I have charted every psychic occurrence in the Tri-State area for the past two years. The graph we came up with definitely points to something big.	Ray, as your friend I have to tell you I think you've really gone around the bend on this ghost stuff. You've been running your ass off for two years checking out every schizo in the Five Boroughs who thinks he's had an experience. And what have you seen?
Ray, as your friend I have to tell you I think you've really gone around the bend on this ghost stuff. You've been running your ass off for two years checking out every schizo in the Five Boroughs who thinks he's had an experience. And what have you seen?	What do you mean by "seen?"
What do you mean by "seen?"	Looked at with your eyes.
Looked at with your eyes.	Well, I was at an unexplained multiple high-altitude rockfall once.
Well, I was at an unexplained multiple high-altitude rockfall once.	Uh-huh. I've heard about the rockfall, Ray. I think you've been spending too much time with Spengler.
I'm getting high readings near the air vents. It must be using the duct system to get around. See, I told you we'd get something.	So far all we got is a shit smell on the twelfth floor and we almost fried a Puerto Rican bellboy.
So far all we got is a shit smell on the twelfth floor and we almost fried a Puerto Rican bellboy.	All right. Let's cool the negative vibes. These things can sense them.
Agile bastard, isn't he?	Forget the trapping! Just blast him!
Twenty years I've led men to die. For me it was the glory of Rome. But that was something. If it wasn't that, then it was the pay or the loot of the next whore -- but that was something! These men here are butchered for laughs! Their lives are like jokes delivered in the back alley theaters where their death is a punch line!	For the sake of the Gods, you're not leading these men? How like my father you are. You 'believe'... I guess that's why you're still alive.
If I'd ever had a sign that you wanted to rule I would have... no, again, it's my own bullheadedness. Narcissus, I should have adopted you years ago. And now the Gods are begging me to make you my son!	Commodus is just a young man, he'll learn what you had to learn.
Commodus is just a young man, he'll learn what you had to learn.	It's not because he's young, it's because he's ignorant and arrogant. His sister is a better man. That's why I have undertaken to begin sweeping changes in the relationship between the emperor and the Senate.
It's not because he's young, it's because he's ignorant and arrogant. His sister is a better man. That's why I have undertaken to begin sweeping changes in the relationship between the emperor and the Senate.	So I understand.
So I understand.	Everyone talking about it? I wouldn't wonder. All I seek is a genuine balance of power between the Emperor and the Senate. Thus I have transferred legal power -- which was theirs to begin with -- back to the Senators. This includes a shared right to taxation too but some bite in the plan. It's a start, only a start. If the Emperor and the Senate can share power then the people will be ready to take their share. This means Commodus has to bend; does he strike you as that type?
Everyone talking about it? I wouldn't wonder. All I seek is a genuine balance of power between the Emperor and the Senate. Thus I have transferred legal power -- which was theirs to begin with -- back to the Senators. This includes a shared right to taxation too but some bite in the plan. It's a start, only a start. If the Emperor and the Senate can share power then the people will be ready to take their share. This means Commodus has to bend; does he strike you as that type?	You're too hard on him. He is a strong young man, with you as his guide...
You're too hard on him. He is a strong young man, with you as his guide...	A man should be upright, not be kept upright. History shows us that a good general is quick to recognize opportunities -- even if it means making a complete about face at the last minute. I want you to consider becoming my heir.
A man should be upright, not be kept upright. History shows us that a good general is quick to recognize opportunities -- even if it means making a complete about face at the last minute. I want you to consider becoming my heir.	Marcus, you honor me, but I'm a soldier, politics scare the hell out of me.
Marcus, you honor me, but I'm a soldier, politics scare the hell out of me.	The Senators admire you.
The Senators admire you.	They fear me.
They fear me.	They fear change. The new Caesar must be honest enough to know when the emperorship is no longer feasible. You could be the one, the Emperor, the man who oversees the rebirth of the Republic.
They fear change. The new Caesar must be honest enough to know when the emperorship is no longer feasible. You could be the one, the Emperor, the man who oversees the rebirth of the Republic.	I'll do anything in my power to help you restore the Republic but I can't be that power.
Who the hell are you?	I am the man who might save your life -- give you a bit more life at any rate. I am Proximo Palindromos head of this gladiatorial school which is named after me. I own this school and everything that's in it. You're in it! But why? What did a Roman general do to get himself condemned to the Colosseum? Understand, we usually get corn thieves and pick pockets. Please, I separated you from the others because... ... my nose tells me you've been condemned for important reasons.
I am the man who might save your life -- give you a bit more life at any rate. I am Proximo Palindromos head of this gladiatorial school which is named after me. I own this school and everything that's in it. You're in it! But why? What did a Roman general do to get himself condemned to the Colosseum? Understand, we usually get corn thieves and pick pockets. Please, I separated you from the others because... ... my nose tells me you've been condemned for important reasons.	Condemned? Aren't I owed a trial before being condemned?
Condemned? Aren't I owed a trial before being condemned?	General, all I know is you have been condemned to the Colosseum, and a trial is nowhere to be seen.
General, all I know is you have been condemned to the Colosseum, and a trial is nowhere to be seen.	Impossible! Every citizen has a right to trial -- this is Rome!
Tiger's challenged you and Jerses has made me an offer, made us both an offer: you take a fall.	What the hell are you talking about, Greek?
Tell me honestly, since this may be our last earthly meeting: if this were a fair fight where would you put your money?	On you! Of course! You are my bravest fighter -- the best fighter I have ever seen!
On you! Of course! You are my bravest fighter -- the best fighter I have ever seen!	Such nobility from such an ignoble mouth. Take my advice and make that bet.
Such nobility from such an ignoble mouth. Take my advice and make that bet.	Oh, shit. Take your time! Don't get suckered! This man is a murderer! In his career he's killed over a thousand gladiators. Please, just take the fall!
How much money is involved?	A great deal. They designed and build Tiger's chariot...
A great deal. They designed and build Tiger's chariot...	They want to dump Tiger and have me endorse their damned chariot, right? They don't waste time...
They want to dump Tiger and have me endorse their damned chariot, right? They don't waste time...	I can really rape them on this! Can I at least tell them you'll think about it?
I can really rape them on this! Can I at least tell them you'll think about it?	No. Tell them I'll do it. But I want more posters all over Rome.
No. Tell them I'll do it. But I want more posters all over Rome.	Fantastic! Wonderful! But posters are very expensive.
Fantastic! Wonderful! But posters are very expensive.	Then get a large cash advance.
Then get a large cash advance.	Right, right... But they'll have to bring in a lawyer. I don't want to get sued over this.
Right, right... But they'll have to bring in a lawyer. I don't want to get sued over this.	Before they leave, get gold.
Before they leave, get gold.	Right, right, what am I thinking of?
Right, right, what am I thinking of?	I want another interview with Cos. Tell him to bring plenty of ink.
I want another interview with Cos. Tell him to bring plenty of ink.	I'll do it! Sure as there's shit in the Tiber we're all going to die, but for you -- anything!
Because -- Mrs. Robinson this is the sickest, most perverted thing that ever happened to me. And you do what you want but I'm getting the hell out.	Are you?
Are you?	You're goddamn right I am.
You can't stop me from seeing her, Mrs. Robinson. I'll find her.	I'm sorry we won't be able to invite you to the wedding, Benjamin, but the arrangements have been so rushed --
I'm sorry we won't be able to invite you to the wedding, Benjamin, but the arrangements have been so rushed --	What the hell have you done?
Why?	Well -- it's very comfortable -- just to drift here.
Well -- it's very comfortable -- just to drift here.	Have you thought about graduate school?
Have you thought about graduate school?	No.
No.	Would you mind telling me then -- what were those four years of college for? What was the point of all that hard work?
Would you mind telling me then -- what were those four years of college for? What was the point of all that hard work?	You got me.
You got me.	Now listen, Ben. I think it's a very good thing that a young man -- after he's done some very good work -- should have a chance to relax and enjoy himself, and lie around, and drink beer and so on. But after a few weeks I believe that person would want to take some stock in himself and his situation and start to think about getting off his ass.
Hi, Bobo.	Did I buy you that dress, you piece of shit?
One question. Do you want to stick to that story, or do you want to keep your teeth?	I want to keep my teeth.
I want to keep my teeth.	Now I'll ask you another. You think I got no contacts out here? That nag paid off at just the opening price. There wasn't hardly a flutter on the tote board from the time the odds were posted. There ain't enough action to tickle the tote, but you claim a ten grand win! You send me ten thousand dollars, like I'm some mark you can blow off!
Now I'll ask you another. You think I got no contacts out here? That nag paid off at just the opening price. There wasn't hardly a flutter on the tote board from the time the odds were posted. There ain't enough action to tickle the tote, but you claim a ten grand win! You send me ten thousand dollars, like I'm some mark you can blow off!	Bobo, no, I --
Bobo, no, I --	You wanna talk to me straight up?
You wanna talk to me straight up?	My son --
My son --	Your what?
Your what?	My son was in the hospital --
My son was in the hospital --	What the fuck are you doin with a son?
What the fuck are you doin with a son?	He left home a long time ago. He was in the hospital, up in Los Ang gleez, real sick.
He left home a long time ago. He was in the hospital, up in Los Ang gleez, real sick.	Motherhood.
Motherhood.	I never fucked up before, Bobo.
I never fucked up before, Bobo.	You expect me to buy this?
Permanent damage.	You'll never shit right again.
What? Me?	That's just the first year. If you aren't worth a lot more than that the second year, I'll kick you out. What do you say?
That's just the first year. If you aren't worth a lot more than that the second year, I'll kick you out. What do you say?	Well, uh... No.
Well, uh... No.	No?
No?	I can't take that job! I mean, I mean, I can't take it right away. I'm still recuperating, I just dropped in to say hello, see everybody --
I can't take that job! I mean, I mean, I can't take it right away. I'm still recuperating, I just dropped in to say hello, see everybody --	I didn't realize. Yeah, you do look a little pale. How soon will you be ready? A week?
I didn't realize. Yeah, you do look a little pale. How soon will you be ready? A week?	But you need a man right now. It wouldn't be fair to you to --
But you need a man right now. It wouldn't be fair to you to --	I take care of the being-fair-to-me department. Things've gone to hell this long, they can go a little longer.
I take care of the being-fair-to-me department. Things've gone to hell this long, they can go a little longer.	Well...
Don't I get any say in this?	No! Because I --
No! Because I --	That's what I say.
That's what I say.	What?
What?	What I say is, no. We don't do partners.
What I say is, no. We don't do partners.	For Christ's sake, why not?
For Christ's sake, why not?	Mostly, because you scare the shit out of me. I've seen people like you before, baby. Double-tough and sharp as they come, and you get what you want or else. But you don't make it work forever.
Mostly, because you scare the shit out of me. I've seen people like you before, baby. Double-tough and sharp as they come, and you get what you want or else. But you don't make it work forever.	Bullshit!
Bullshit!	No; history. Sooner or later, the lightning hits. I don't want to be around when it hits you.
Where, judging by the looks of the finger and palm prints, she struggles to open the window before banging on it like hell.	Unable to escape, she turns and attacks the killer, but doesn't connect.
Unable to escape, she turns and attacks the killer, but doesn't connect.	No blood on the knife.
Besides, it's historically inaccurate.	What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck are you talking about?	Michael Meyers never used a meat cleaver. It was a butcher knife.
Michael Meyers never used a meat cleaver. It was a butcher knife.	Who are you, the serial killer police? What difference does it make?
Who are you, the serial killer police? What difference does it make?	It's not historically accurate, that's all.
Hey, Mis Whittington, what's up?	My blood pleasure. You scared the hell out of me.
My blood pleasure. You scared the hell out of me.	Oh. Sorry. I'm on my way to the ring and --
Oh. Sorry. I'm on my way to the ring and --	I think someone broke into my house.
I think someone broke into my house.	No shit?!
No shit?!	No shit.
I'm sixteen, Keri. I should be able to live wherever I want.	And I should have a son who calls me "Mom". Looks like we're both shit out of luck.
And I should have a son who calls me "Mom". Looks like we're both shit out of luck.	Okay, you win. I'll call you Mom. Now can I move into the dorms?

Oh, Dana, it's you.

Hi, Louis.

Hey, it's crazy in here. You're missing a classic party.

Well, actually Louis I have a friend coming by.

Great! Bring her, too. But you better hurry. I made nachos with non-fat cheese and they're almost gone. I'll make some more though.

Fine, Louis. We'll stop in for a drink.

I got the Twister game for later ...

At ease, Officers. I'm Peter Venkman. I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding here and I want to cooperate in every way I can.

Forget it, Venkman. You had your chance to cooperate but you thought it was more fun to insult me. Now it's my turn, smart-ass.

Where's the Keymaster?

Oh, shit!

Spengler and I have charted every psychic occurrence in the Tri-State area for the past two years. The graph we came up with definitely points to something big.

Ray, as your friend I have to tell you I think you've really gone around the bend on this ghost stuff. You've been running your ass off for two years checking out every schizo in the Five Boroughs who thinks he's had an experience. And what have you seen?

What do you mean by "seen?"

Looked at with your eyes.

Well, I was at an unexplained multiple high-altitude rockfall once.

Uh-huh. I've heard about the rockfall, Ray. I think you've been spending too much time with Spengler.

I'm getting high readings near the air vents. It must be using the duct system to get around. See, I told you we'd get something.

So far all we got is a shit smell on the twelfth floor and we almost fried a Puerto Rican bellboy.

All right. Let's cool the negative vibes. These things can sense them.

Agile bastard, isn't he?

Forget the trapping! Just blast him!

Twenty years I've led men to die. For me it was the glory of Rome. But that was something. If it wasn't that, then it was the pay or the loot of the next whore -- but that was something! These men here are butchered for laughs! Their lives are like jokes delivered in the back alley theaters where their death is a punch line!

For the sake of the Gods, you're not leading these men? How like my father you are. You 'believe'... I guess that's why you're still alive.

If I'd ever had a sign that you wanted to rule I would have... no, again, it's my own bullheadedness. Narcissus, I should have adopted you years ago. And now the Gods are begging me to make you my son!

Commodus is just a young man, he'll learn what you had to learn.

It's not because he's young, it's because he's ignorant and arrogant. His sister is a better man. That's why I have undertaken to begin sweeping changes in the relationship between the emperor and the Senate.

So I understand.

Everyone talking about it? I wouldn't wonder. All I seek is a genuine balance of power between the Emperor and the Senate. Thus I have transferred legal power -- which was theirs to begin with -- back to the Senators. This includes a shared right to taxation too but some bite in the plan. It's a start, only a start. If the Emperor and the Senate can share power then the people will be ready to take their share. This means Commodus has to bend; does he strike you as that type?

You're too hard on him. He is a strong young man, with you as his guide...

A man should be upright, not be kept upright. History shows us that a good general is quick to recognize opportunities -- even if it means making a complete about face at the last minute. I want you to consider becoming my heir.

Marcus, you honor me, but I'm a soldier, politics scare the hell out of me.

The Senators admire you.

They fear me.

They fear change. The new Caesar must be honest enough to know when the emperorship is no longer feasible. You could be the one, the Emperor, the man who oversees the rebirth of the Republic.

I'll do anything in my power to help you restore the Republic but I can't be that power.

Who the hell are you?

I am the man who might save your life -- give you a bit more life at any rate. I am Proximo Palindromos head of this gladiatorial school which is named after me. I own this school and everything that's in it. You're in it! But why? What did a Roman general do to get himself condemned to the Colosseum? Understand, we usually get corn thieves and pick pockets. Please, I separated you from the others because... ... my nose tells me you've been condemned for important reasons.

Condemned? Aren't I owed a trial before being condemned?

General, all I know is you have been condemned to the Colosseum, and a trial is nowhere to be seen.

Impossible! Every citizen has a right to trial -- this is Rome!

Tiger's challenged you and Jerses has made me an offer, made us both an offer: you take a fall.

What the hell are you talking about, Greek?

Tell me honestly, since this may be our last earthly meeting: if this were a fair fight where would you put your money?

On you! Of course! You are my bravest fighter -- the best fighter I have ever seen!

Such nobility from such an ignoble mouth. Take my advice and make that bet.

Oh, shit. Take your time! Don't get suckered! This man is a murderer! In his career he's killed over a thousand gladiators. Please, just take the fall!

How much money is involved?

A great deal. They designed and build Tiger's chariot...

They want to dump Tiger and have me endorse their damned chariot, right? They don't waste time...

I can really rape them on this! Can I at least tell them you'll think about it?

No. Tell them I'll do it. But I want more posters all over Rome.

Fantastic! Wonderful! But posters are very expensive.

Then get a large cash advance.

Right, right... But they'll have to bring in a lawyer. I don't want to get sued over this.

Before they leave, get gold.

Right, right, what am I thinking of?

I want another interview with Cos. Tell him to bring plenty of ink.

I'll do it! Sure as there's shit in the Tiber we're all going to die, but for you -- anything!

Because -- Mrs. Robinson this is the sickest, most perverted thing that ever happened to me. And you do what you want but I'm getting the hell out.

Are you?

You're goddamn right I am.

You can't stop me from seeing her, Mrs. Robinson. I'll find her.

I'm sorry we won't be able to invite you to the wedding, Benjamin, but the arrangements have been so rushed --

What the hell have you done?

Why?

Well -- it's very comfortable -- just to drift here.

Have you thought about graduate school?

No.

Would you mind telling me then -- what were those four years of college for? What was the point of all that hard work?

You got me.

Now listen, Ben. I think it's a very good thing that a young man -- after he's done some very good work -- should have a chance to relax and enjoy himself, and lie around, and drink beer and so on. But after a few weeks I believe that person would want to take some stock in himself and his situation and start to think about getting off his ass.

Hi, Bobo.

Did I buy you that dress, you piece of shit?

One question. Do you want to stick to that story, or do you want to keep your teeth?

I want to keep my teeth.

Now I'll ask you another. You think I got no contacts out here? That nag paid off at just the opening price. There wasn't hardly a flutter on the tote board from the time the odds were posted. There ain't enough action to tickle the tote, but you claim a ten grand win! You send me ten thousand dollars, like I'm some mark you can blow off!

Bobo, no, I --

You wanna talk to me straight up?

My son --

Your what?

My son was in the hospital --

What the fuck are you doin with a son?

He left home a long time ago. He was in the hospital, up in Los Ang gleez, real sick.

Motherhood.

I never fucked up before, Bobo.

You expect me to buy this?

Permanent damage.

You'll never shit right again.

What? Me?

That's just the first year. If you aren't worth a lot more than that the second year, I'll kick you out. What do you say?

Well, uh... No.

No?

I can't take that job! I mean, I mean, I can't take it right away. I'm still recuperating, I just dropped in to say hello, see everybody --

I didn't realize. Yeah, you do look a little pale. How soon will you be ready? A week?

But you need a man right now. It wouldn't be fair to you to --

I take care of the being-fair-to-me department. Things've gone to hell this long, they can go a little longer.

Well...

Don't I get any say in this?

No! Because I --

That's what I say.

What?

What I say is, no. We don't do partners.

For Christ's sake, why not?

Mostly, because you scare the shit out of me. I've seen people like you before, baby. Double-tough and sharp as they come, and you get what you want or else. But you don't make it work forever.

Bullshit!

No; history. Sooner or later, the lightning hits. I don't want to be around when it hits you.

Where, judging by the looks of the finger and palm prints, she struggles to open the window before banging on it like hell.

Unable to escape, she turns and attacks the killer, but doesn't connect.

No blood on the knife.

Besides, it's historically inaccurate.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Michael Meyers never used a meat cleaver. It was a butcher knife.

Who are you, the serial killer police? What difference does it make?

It's not historically accurate, that's all.

Hey, Mis Whittington, what's up?

My blood pleasure. You scared the hell out of me.

Oh. Sorry. I'm on my way to the ring and --

I think someone broke into my house.

No shit?!

No shit.

I'm sixteen, Keri. I should be able to live wherever I want.

And I should have a son who calls me "Mom". Looks like we're both shit out of luck.

Okay, you win. I'll call you Mom. Now can I move into the dorms?