MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Where's Bill?	Well, Bill... he's a good guy, he's been great help to me... a real blessing... I couldn't have asked for a better specimen. I mean you don't know what a dry spell I've had, total block... ...total block... but Bill he's OK.
Fuck you, you fucking freak!	Oh, come now... we're all creatures of God and freaks in our own way... ...but if you'll notice... right here, needs a little something, heh?
Otis! Otis! Come quick, there's cops outside.	What! God damn, how many?
I don't know. I only saw one.	I'm sure there's more than that... fucking pigs always travel in packs... ...here, take this.
I'm sure there's more than that... fucking pigs always travel in packs... ...here, take this.	What should I do?
What should I do?	Go down stairs and play nice... I'm a gonna go 'round back and handle things like I always fucking do.
Tell it to my daughter.	Shit... fuck procedure.
Yeah it's horseshit, just some boogieman crap that the kids like to scare each other with.	Anyway, there's not much else out that way... so, I figure maybe there's a chance the kids broke down and found their way over to one of the farms.
I don't know why you didn't tell me about this.	It's embarrassing, okay?
It's embarrassing, okay?	It's not so bad. So, it just keeps growing?
It's not so bad. So, it just keeps growing?	Yeah, Natalie. It's hair. It grows.
Yeah, Natalie. It's hair. It grows.	Well, don't jump down my throat. I'm just trying to help.
Well, don't jump down my throat. I'm just trying to help.	How is that helping, Natalie? How exactly?
How is that helping, Natalie? How exactly?	Look, if you're going to be like that... You should be appreciative that I'm interested.
Look, if you're going to be like that... You should be appreciative that I'm interested.	Why, because I'm a freak and you are beautiful, and you are being nice enough to come down to my freak, nonbeautiful level and act concerned about my repulsive troubles?
Why, because I'm a freak and you are beautiful, and you are being nice enough to come down to my freak, nonbeautiful level and act concerned about my repulsive troubles?	You're fucked up, Lila. Why don't you fucking try electrolysis or something? Figure it out for chrissake.
Hello, my little boy.	Hey, ma. Did you bring any clothes? I'm freezing my ass off.
Hey, ma. Did you bring any clothes? I'm freezing my ass off.	Oui. Nathan's silk suit, just like you asked.
Oui. Nathan's silk suit, just like you asked.	Great. God, I've wanted you forever.
Call you back. You bastard! What do you want?	I just want to talk.
I just want to talk.	We have nothing to say! You are a rotten bastard, that's what!
I want our boy back.	Oui.
Oui.	That bitch. I worked so hard. We worked so hard, you and I. He would've made us famous.
That bitch. I worked so hard. We worked so hard, you and I. He would've made us famous.	We still have you and I.
We still have you and I.	I know. And that's great. But it would be great in a better way, not a better way but a different way, if I could find him and bring him back.
I know. And that's great. But it would be great in a better way, not a better way but a different way, if I could find him and bring him back.	Where do we look for little lost Puff?
Where do we look for little lost Puff?	I have some thoughts. I think that hairy bitch is somewhere trying to turn him back into an ape.
I have some thoughts. I think that hairy bitch is somewhere trying to turn him back into an ape.	That is horrible. Apes are dirty. No?
That is horrible. Apes are dirty. No?	You better believe they're dirty! And smelly! And messy! And they don't know their forks from their assholes!
I'm going alone. This could be dangerous.	Okay, my sweet. Good night.
Okay, my sweet. Good night.	A little resistance would be nice, damn it.
A little resistance would be nice, damn it.	Please let me go with you.
Please let me go with you.	No.
No.	Okay.
He's dead.	We bury the body. We disappear into the woods. Nobody knows.
We bury the body. We disappear into the woods. Nobody knows.	No. This is the end of the road. There's a dead human being here. For all of his faults, he was a human being, and certainly a victim of his culture as much as anybody.
No. This is the end of the road. There's a dead human being here. For all of his faults, he was a human being, and certainly a victim of his culture as much as anybody.	Forget him, Lila. We'll disappear. We'll never talk about it again. We'll never talk again period. I love you.
Forget him, Lila. We'll disappear. We'll never talk about it again. We'll never talk again period. I love you.	Puff, what happened to you is as much my fault as Nathan's. Maybe more so, because I knew it was wrong and I went along with it anyway. I'm taking responsibility for the murder. I want you to go back to your old life.
Puff, what happened to you is as much my fault as Nathan's. Maybe more so, because I knew it was wrong and I went along with it anyway. I'm taking responsibility for the murder. I want you to go back to your old life.	I won't let you do that. I shot the bastard. And I'm glad.
I won't let you do that. I shot the bastard. And I'm glad.	No. Go back to the woods. This is a sacrifice I need to make. In my world we have something called penance. It's another abstraction, but I had the concept drummed into my head during my years in the convent. It doesn't exist for you, and it shouldn't. See, I could never be free again anyway, so I might as well be in jail.
No. Go back to the woods. This is a sacrifice I need to make. In my world we have something called penance. It's another abstraction, but I had the concept drummed into my head during my years in the convent. It doesn't exist for you, and it shouldn't. See, I could never be free again anyway, so I might as well be in jail.	Then I'll live for both of us, Lila. I'll be the most free, truest animal in the whole forest. For both of us.
Then I'll live for both of us, Lila. I'll be the most free, truest animal in the whole forest. For both of us.	That's what I'm counting on.
That's what I'm counting on.	But first I'll live among them, just long enough to testify before congress about the waywardness of humankind.
But first I'll live among them, just long enough to testify before congress about the waywardness of humankind.	Okay. If you think it will help.
Progress!	Ouch. Yeah?
Ouch. Yeah?	Oh yes, honey. Getting to be smooth smooth smooth all over. Smooth as a baby's butt.
Oh yes, honey. Getting to be smooth smooth smooth all over. Smooth as a baby's butt.	I love it, Rose. I'm getting to be a real girl.
I love it, Rose. I'm getting to be a real girl.	You still in the market for a real boy?
You still in the market for a real boy?	Always. Ow.
Always. Ow.	Cause there's this guy. My brother knows him. Might be right up your alley.
Cause there's this guy. My brother knows him. Might be right up your alley.	Tell me. I could use someone up my alley.
Tell me. I could use someone up my alley.	I don't get that. Is that sexual?
I don't get that. Is that sexual?	Shut up and tell me.
Shut up and tell me.	Handsome, thirties, psychologist...
Handsome, thirties, psychologist...	Loves animals? Ouch. Must love animals, Rose.
Loves animals? Ouch. Must love animals, Rose.	Loves animals. Loves you.
Loves animals. Loves you.	What do you mean?
What do you mean?	Somehow it came up that you were a friend of mine. Mr. handsome, animal- loving psychologist said he would love to meet you.
Somehow it came up that you were a friend of mine. Mr. handsome, animal- loving psychologist said he would love to meet you.	Holy shit. Your brother didn't tell him about the nature of our relationship, did he?
Holy shit. Your brother didn't tell him about the nature of our relationship, did he?	My brother is discreet.
My brother is discreet.	Won't he be able to tell?
Won't he be able to tell?	My brother says the guy's a thirty- five year old virgin, so maybe he won't know how women usually feel. Plus he's got bad eyesight, almost legally blind, which is helpful in this situation. Plus he's got an extremely small penis, of which he is "mortifyingly ashamed", so chances are he'll be so grateful for any non- judgmental attention, that he'll be yours forever.
My brother says the guy's a thirty- five year old virgin, so maybe he won't know how women usually feel. Plus he's got bad eyesight, almost legally blind, which is helpful in this situation. Plus he's got an extremely small penis, of which he is "mortifyingly ashamed", so chances are he'll be so grateful for any non- judgmental attention, that he'll be yours forever.	God, he must be really close to your brother to tell him such personal stuff.
God, he must be really close to your brother to tell him such personal stuff.	Yeah, well my brother is his shrink.
No maid service! For God's sake, can't you read the fucking "do not disturb" sign on the fucking doorknob?	Lila, it's Rosie.
Lila, it's Rosie.	Go the fuck away, Rosie.
Go the fuck away, Rosie.	Please, honey, let me in.
Please, honey, let me in.	Rose, please go away.
Rose, please go away.	Lila, I want to help you.
You'll catch cold. It's cold. What do you suppose he is, a survivalist?	I think he's feral.
I think he's feral.	Feral? Don't touch him! He might be diseased! He might... My God, rabies!
Feral? Don't touch him! He might be diseased! He might... My God, rabies!	He looks perfectly fine.
He looks perfectly fine.	I think we should go. Please. Before he wakes up and, I don't know, eats us, or whatever feral things do.
I think we should go. Please. Before he wakes up and, I don't know, eats us, or whatever feral things do.	I don't understand you. This is fascinating and you just want to run away. I mean, here we have a human being totally uncontaminated by civilization, totally free, and all you want to do is run back to your...
I don't understand you. This is fascinating and you just want to run away. I mean, here we have a human being totally uncontaminated by civilization, totally free, and all you want to do is run back to your...	Actually, I just had an amusing thought.
Actually, I just had an amusing thought.	What?
What?	Feral, huh? Totally uncontaminated?
Feral, huh? Totally uncontaminated?	Look at him. He doesn't understand English. He moves like an animal.
Look at him. He doesn't understand English. He moves like an animal.	It's perfect!
It's perfect!	Nathan, what the hell are you talking about?
Nathan, what the hell are you talking about?	Forget mice! Actually forget guinea pigs, cats, monkeys, and chimps also. I'm on to stage five: The human subject.
Forget mice! Actually forget guinea pigs, cats, monkeys, and chimps also. I'm on to stage five: The human subject.	Oh no. You can't take him from his home, Nathan.
Oh no. You can't take him from his home, Nathan.	Don't you see? He's my Tabula Rasa, my Eliza Dolittle. He's my ticket to the top of the Behaviorist food chain. He's going to make me famous.
Don't you see? He's my Tabula Rasa, my Eliza Dolittle. He's my ticket to the top of the Behaviorist food chain. He's going to make me famous.	I won't allow you. It's wrong. He's happy here.
I won't allow you. It's wrong. He's happy here.	Is he, Lila? Is he happy living filthy and naked alone in this tick infested wilderness? Never to know the love of a good woman, never to revel in the pitter-patter of little feet, never to read Moby Dick, or marvel at a Monet, or just sit back after a day of hard but rewarding work, smoke a pipe, and wonder about the nature of reality.
Is he, Lila? Is he happy living filthy and naked alone in this tick infested wilderness? Never to know the love of a good woman, never to revel in the pitter-patter of little feet, never to read Moby Dick, or marvel at a Monet, or just sit back after a day of hard but rewarding work, smoke a pipe, and wonder about the nature of reality.	You'd be taking away his freedom, Nathan.
You'd be taking away his freedom, Nathan.	Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose, Lila, to quote Janet Jackson.
It's hormonal, Nathan. I can't help it. I'm sorry.	Your entire body?
Your entire body?	I'm getting electrolysis. It's working, but it takes time. So meanwhile I have to...
I'm getting electrolysis. It's working, but it takes time. So meanwhile I have to...	You have to shave? Like an ape?
You have to shave? Like an ape?	Apes don't shave, you son of a bitch!
Apes don't shave, you son of a bitch!	Don't quibble. You know what I mean.
Don't quibble. You know what I mean.	I'm sorry. Please don't be mad at me for this.
I'm sorry. Please don't be mad at me for this.	Mad? I'm I'm... disgusted!
Mad? I'm I'm... disgusted!	I'm the same person I was before you knew, damn it! Oh God!
I'm the same person I was before you knew, damn it! Oh God!	I have to think! I have to think!
Are you seeing somebody else, Nathan? I just have to know.	Of course not.
Of course not.	It would just be helpful to know.
It would just be helpful to know.	No.
No.	Because, you know, you seem so distant. And you work late every night. And we hardly ever have sex, and when we do, it's... I don't know. It feels different.

Where's Bill?

Well, Bill... he's a good guy, he's been great help to me... a real blessing... I couldn't have asked for a better specimen. I mean you don't know what a dry spell I've had, total block... ...total block... but Bill he's OK.

Fuck you, you fucking freak!

Oh, come now... we're all creatures of God and freaks in our own way... ...but if you'll notice... right here, needs a little something, heh?

Otis! Otis! Come quick, there's cops outside.

What! God damn, how many?

I don't know. I only saw one.

I'm sure there's more than that... fucking pigs always travel in packs... ...here, take this.

What should I do?

Go down stairs and play nice... I'm a gonna go 'round back and handle things like I always fucking do.

Tell it to my daughter.

Shit... fuck procedure.

Yeah it's horseshit, just some boogieman crap that the kids like to scare each other with.

Anyway, there's not much else out that way... so, I figure maybe there's a chance the kids broke down and found their way over to one of the farms.

I don't know why you didn't tell me about this.

It's embarrassing, okay?

It's not so bad. So, it just keeps growing?

Yeah, Natalie. It's hair. It grows.

Well, don't jump down my throat. I'm just trying to help.

How is that helping, Natalie? How exactly?

Look, if you're going to be like that... You should be appreciative that I'm interested.

Why, because I'm a freak and you are beautiful, and you are being nice enough to come down to my freak, nonbeautiful level and act concerned about my repulsive troubles?

You're fucked up, Lila. Why don't you fucking try electrolysis or something? Figure it out for chrissake.

Hello, my little boy.

Hey, ma. Did you bring any clothes? I'm freezing my ass off.

Oui. Nathan's silk suit, just like you asked.

Great. God, I've wanted you forever.

Call you back. You bastard! What do you want?

I just want to talk.

We have nothing to say! You are a rotten bastard, that's what!

I want our boy back.

Oui.

That bitch. I worked so hard. We worked so hard, you and I. He would've made us famous.

We still have you and I.

I know. And that's great. But it would be great in a better way, not a better way but a different way, if I could find him and bring him back.

Where do we look for little lost Puff?

I have some thoughts. I think that hairy bitch is somewhere trying to turn him back into an ape.

That is horrible. Apes are dirty. No?

You better believe they're dirty! And smelly! And messy! And they don't know their forks from their assholes!

I'm going alone. This could be dangerous.

Okay, my sweet. Good night.

A little resistance would be nice, damn it.

Please let me go with you.

No.

Okay.

He's dead.

We bury the body. We disappear into the woods. Nobody knows.

No. This is the end of the road. There's a dead human being here. For all of his faults, he was a human being, and certainly a victim of his culture as much as anybody.

Forget him, Lila. We'll disappear. We'll never talk about it again. We'll never talk again period. I love you.

Puff, what happened to you is as much my fault as Nathan's. Maybe more so, because I knew it was wrong and I went along with it anyway. I'm taking responsibility for the murder. I want you to go back to your old life.

I won't let you do that. I shot the bastard. And I'm glad.

No. Go back to the woods. This is a sacrifice I need to make. In my world we have something called penance. It's another abstraction, but I had the concept drummed into my head during my years in the convent. It doesn't exist for you, and it shouldn't. See, I could never be free again anyway, so I might as well be in jail.

Then I'll live for both of us, Lila. I'll be the most free, truest animal in the whole forest. For both of us.

That's what I'm counting on.

But first I'll live among them, just long enough to testify before congress about the waywardness of humankind.

Okay. If you think it will help.

Progress!

Ouch. Yeah?

Oh yes, honey. Getting to be smooth smooth smooth all over. Smooth as a baby's butt.

I love it, Rose. I'm getting to be a real girl.

You still in the market for a real boy?

Always. Ow.

Cause there's this guy. My brother knows him. Might be right up your alley.

Tell me. I could use someone up my alley.

I don't get that. Is that sexual?

Shut up and tell me.

Handsome, thirties, psychologist...

Loves animals? Ouch. Must love animals, Rose.

Loves animals. Loves you.

What do you mean?

Somehow it came up that you were a friend of mine. Mr. handsome, animal- loving psychologist said he would love to meet you.

Holy shit. Your brother didn't tell him about the nature of our relationship, did he?

My brother is discreet.

Won't he be able to tell?

My brother says the guy's a thirty- five year old virgin, so maybe he won't know how women usually feel. Plus he's got bad eyesight, almost legally blind, which is helpful in this situation. Plus he's got an extremely small penis, of which he is "mortifyingly ashamed", so chances are he'll be so grateful for any non- judgmental attention, that he'll be yours forever.

God, he must be really close to your brother to tell him such personal stuff.

Yeah, well my brother is his shrink.

No maid service! For God's sake, can't you read the fucking "do not disturb" sign on the fucking doorknob?

Lila, it's Rosie.

Go the fuck away, Rosie.

Please, honey, let me in.

Rose, please go away.

Lila, I want to help you.

You'll catch cold. It's cold. What do you suppose he is, a survivalist?

I think he's feral.

Feral? Don't touch him! He might be diseased! He might... My God, rabies!

He looks perfectly fine.

I think we should go. Please. Before he wakes up and, I don't know, eats us, or whatever feral things do.

I don't understand you. This is fascinating and you just want to run away. I mean, here we have a human being totally uncontaminated by civilization, totally free, and all you want to do is run back to your...

Actually, I just had an amusing thought.

What?

Feral, huh? Totally uncontaminated?

Look at him. He doesn't understand English. He moves like an animal.

It's perfect!

Nathan, what the hell are you talking about?

Forget mice! Actually forget guinea pigs, cats, monkeys, and chimps also. I'm on to stage five: The human subject.

Oh no. You can't take him from his home, Nathan.

Don't you see? He's my Tabula Rasa, my Eliza Dolittle. He's my ticket to the top of the Behaviorist food chain. He's going to make me famous.

I won't allow you. It's wrong. He's happy here.

Is he, Lila? Is he happy living filthy and naked alone in this tick infested wilderness? Never to know the love of a good woman, never to revel in the pitter-patter of little feet, never to read Moby Dick, or marvel at a Monet, or just sit back after a day of hard but rewarding work, smoke a pipe, and wonder about the nature of reality.

You'd be taking away his freedom, Nathan.

Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose, Lila, to quote Janet Jackson.

It's hormonal, Nathan. I can't help it. I'm sorry.

Your entire body?

I'm getting electrolysis. It's working, but it takes time. So meanwhile I have to...

You have to shave? Like an ape?

Apes don't shave, you son of a bitch!

Don't quibble. You know what I mean.

I'm sorry. Please don't be mad at me for this.

Mad? I'm I'm... disgusted!

I'm the same person I was before you knew, damn it! Oh God!

I have to think! I have to think!

Are you seeing somebody else, Nathan? I just have to know.

Of course not.

It would just be helpful to know.

No.

Because, you know, you seem so distant. And you work late every night. And we hardly ever have sex, and when we do, it's... I don't know. It feels different.