MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I gotta pick up the baby.	Why do you always get stuck taking care of the kid.
Why do you always get stuck taking care of the kid.	I like it.
I like it.	It's not even yours.
It's not even yours.	I like it.
Why can't we just grab a goddamn beer.	I promised Chloe we'd come here.
I promised Chloe we'd come here.	Oh, give me a break. Look at her. She don't even know where the hell she is. She'd have more fun at Bordner's.
Oh, give me a break. Look at her. She don't even know where the hell she is. She'd have more fun at Bordner's.	I'm not taking her to a bar.
I'm not taking her to a bar.	Why not? I grew up in bars. It's fun for a kid.
Holy shit. Can you believe this?	Pretty nice.
Pretty nice.	See, man. Maxie fuckin takes care of you when you're in. Beats cleaning carpets.
See, man. Maxie fuckin takes care of you when you're in. Beats cleaning carpets.	What's the movie?
What's the movie?	I'll get the girl.
I'll get the girl.	Nah, don't bother --
Shit. No new pages. I don't even know where the fuck we're supposed to go.	Maybe we should call for a cab.
Maybe we should call for a cab.	No. Look. There.
What the fuck do you have to complain about?	Don't even start.
Don't even start.	No. Tell me. What's so fucking horrible about this gig? You've been crawling up my ass for six months to get your name on Maxie's list, and here we are.
No. Tell me. What's so fucking horrible about this gig? You've been crawling up my ass for six months to get your name on Maxie's list, and here we are.	Look, man, I never met Ruiz, okay? I don't know what the fuck I'm picking up, what the fuck I'm dropping off, who the fuck I'm meeting. All I know is Maxie's still pissed at me cause I sold his fucking van.
Look, man, I never met Ruiz, okay? I don't know what the fuck I'm picking up, what the fuck I'm dropping off, who the fuck I'm meeting. All I know is Maxie's still pissed at me cause I sold his fucking van.	You sold it? I thought they stole it.
You sold it? I thought they stole it.	Sold it, stole it, whatever...
Sold it, stole it, whatever...	Motherfucker...
Motherfucker...	Oh, give me a break. Don't tell me you feel bad for the guy.
Oh, give me a break. Don't tell me you feel bad for the guy.	You gotta be kidding me. I vouched for you.
You gotta be kidding me. I vouched for you.	Relax. I'll do right by him. You know that.
Relax. I'll do right by him. You know that.	You just don't fucking get it, do you?
You just don't fucking get it, do you?	You know he fucks all his girls, don't you?
You know he fucks all his girls, don't you?	What the fuck is that supposed --
What the fuck is that supposed --	I mean, that's what I heard --
I mean, that's what I heard --	You got something to say --
This shit's sketchy. Why do they drop us in the middle of nowhere to have the guy we're supposed to meet come meet us just to tell us we have to meet the same guy somewhere else?	I don't know.
I don't know.	Well, I thought you understood and I was just missing it.
Well, I thought you understood and I was just missing it.	Missing what? He didn't say shit.
Missing what? He didn't say shit.	Yeah, but you know Horrace. What did you get off him?
Yeah, but you know Horrace. What did you get off him?	What did I 'get?'
What did I 'get?'	Yeah. What vibe?
Yeah. What vibe?	I detected no vibe other than that Ruiz thinks you're a fucking idiot.
I detected no vibe other than that Ruiz thinks you're a fucking idiot.	Yo, fuck him, man. Calling us guineas...
Yo, fuck him, man. Calling us guineas...	What do you give a shit what he calls us? He's not our friend. Let's just get this shit over with and go home. What's this place we're going to, Jimmy?
You happy?	About what?
About what?	Why you gotta make everything difficult?
Why you gotta make everything difficult?	You too?
You too?	Yeah, me too. You're a fucking bull in a china shop.
Yeah, me too. You're a fucking bull in a china shop.	Fuck this.
Look who's back? Want some champagne?	Do not put this on Ruiz's tab. Start a new one.
Do not put this on Ruiz's tab. Start a new one.	Damn right. Bring us two bottles of Dom Champs and here, take fifty in case I call you bitch later when I'm drunk. Siddown, motherfucker. 'Sex and paychecks.'
What the hell did you do?	I swear to God, I didn't do anything.
What the fuck was that about?	She was jonesing for me.
What are you doing.	I got a bad feeling, man. I don't want to go in naked.
I got a bad feeling, man. I don't want to go in naked.	You gonna shank him in the shower?
You gonna shank him in the shower?	Is it so unrealistic to think Ruiz, who doesn't even want us here, is throwing us to the wolves? As an apology? And I don't even know what we're dropping off or picking up --
Is it so unrealistic to think Ruiz, who doesn't even want us here, is throwing us to the wolves? As an apology? And I don't even know what we're dropping off or picking up --	We're getting ahead of ourselves. We haven't gotten any sleep. Let's just keep our mouthes shut and not make any mistakes. Now hurry up and get your shit on so we're not late and make things worse.
Put that shit out...	C'mon, man...
C'mon, man...	I swear to God, I'll fucking puke.
I swear to God, I'll fucking puke.	Hey, Jimmy, where they taking us?
Hey, Jimmy, where they taking us?	Yeah. Where they gonna whack us?
We need guns.	We don't need guns.
We don't need guns.	I'm pretty sure we do.
I'm pretty sure we do.	I listened extremely carefully. Nothing was even vaguely implied. He even laughed in your face when you asked him
I listened extremely carefully. Nothing was even vaguely implied. He even laughed in your face when you asked him	All the more reason.
All the more reason.	You wouldn't even know where to get one.
You wouldn't even know where to get one.	Wanna bet?
Wanna bet?	You couldn't even get a hand job from bridge and tunnel posse, how you gonna get a gun?
You couldn't even get a hand job from bridge and tunnel posse, how you gonna get a gun?	That's cause you decided to get all tired all of a sudden.
That's cause you decided to get all tired all of a sudden.	It was six in the fucking morning.
It was six in the fucking morning.	Float me a hundred bucks.
Float me a hundred bucks.	Why?
Why?	You wanna see how fast I get a gun?
You wanna see how fast I get a gun?	You're out of money?
You're out of money?	No.
No.	What do you have left?
What do you have left?	Eighty.
Eighty.	Eighty bucks?!?
Eighty bucks?!?	Eighty five.
Eighty five.	What happened to the fifteen hundred?
What happened to the fifteen hundred?	You coulda picked up a tab every once in a while.
You coulda picked up a tab every once in a while.	I did! I paid for half the fuckin drinks!
I did! I paid for half the fuckin drinks!	You did?
You did?	Yes I did. You asshole! What about the room?
Yes I did. You asshole! What about the room?	What about it?
What about it?	They only cover one fifty in incidentals. You've been ordering fucking... Motherfucker...
Calm down.	I fucking vouched for you. I vouched for you and you fucked me.
I fucking vouched for you. I vouched for you and you fucked me.	This shit's peanuts compared to what we're gonna make with Maxie.
This shit's peanuts compared to what we're gonna make with Maxie.	Ricky. I'm trying to save this money. Understand? I'm trying to make it so my girlfriend doesn't have to grind her ass into other men's erections so her daughter can go to private school.
Ricky. I'm trying to save this money. Understand? I'm trying to make it so my girlfriend doesn't have to grind her ass into other men's erections so her daughter can go to private school.	I'm sorry...
I'm sorry...	This is horseshit. It coulda been so easy.
This is horseshit. It coulda been so easy.	It's gonna be fine.
It's gonna be fine.	No more, man.
No more, man.	Let's get some sleep. That's what we need, man. Sleep.
Let's get some sleep. That's what we need, man. Sleep.	How we gonna sleep? We only got a few hours til dinner.
How we gonna sleep? We only got a few hours til dinner.	So what do we do?
So what do we do?	Let's just go now and wait.
Let's just go now and wait.	Three and a half hours?
Three and a half hours?	I don't want to take any more chances.
I don't want to take any more chances.	Let's just go get guns, I'd feel better.
Let's just go get guns, I'd feel better.	Don't fuck around. You're gonna get us all killed.
Don't fuck around. You're gonna get us all killed.	Think about it: You knocked out that Jewish kid's tooth, cost him eight grand, maybe more. Maybe lost his whole line of clientele? He knows you're fucking up Jess' dancing, and I got a feeling he knows I stole his carpet cleaning van by the way he looks at me. He can't kill us in LA cause that leads to too many questions. So he flies us out here first class for a 'drop' that's turned into whatever? He can make us disappear out here real nice...
Think about it: You knocked out that Jewish kid's tooth, cost him eight grand, maybe more. Maybe lost his whole line of clientele? He knows you're fucking up Jess' dancing, and I got a feeling he knows I stole his carpet cleaning van by the way he looks at me. He can't kill us in LA cause that leads to too many questions. So he flies us out here first class for a 'drop' that's turned into whatever? He can make us disappear out here real nice...	Where do you get this shit?
Where do you get this shit?	Scenario B. I think I'm getting under Ruiz's skin. I'm no dummy. He doesn't like how it went down with the Red Drag -- Welshman, whatever. Now I got Fruitpie the Magician telling me I can't call my man Max? And that Welshman's sketchy. Whatever, I don't know where it's coming, which way it's coming from, I'm telling you one thing right now, I'm not gonna be late for the dance.
Scenario B. I think I'm getting under Ruiz's skin. I'm no dummy. He doesn't like how it went down with the Red Drag -- Welshman, whatever. Now I got Fruitpie the Magician telling me I can't call my man Max? And that Welshman's sketchy. Whatever, I don't know where it's coming, which way it's coming from, I'm telling you one thing right now, I'm not gonna be late for the dance.	You're not getting a gun.
Holy shit. Get me back to Manhattan.	Take us right to Kennedy. Now.

I gotta pick up the baby.

Why do you always get stuck taking care of the kid.

I like it.

It's not even yours.

I like it.

Why can't we just grab a goddamn beer.

I promised Chloe we'd come here.

Oh, give me a break. Look at her. She don't even know where the hell she is. She'd have more fun at Bordner's.

I'm not taking her to a bar.

Why not? I grew up in bars. It's fun for a kid.

Holy shit. Can you believe this?

Pretty nice.

See, man. Maxie fuckin takes care of you when you're in. Beats cleaning carpets.

What's the movie?

I'll get the girl.

Nah, don't bother --

Shit. No new pages. I don't even know where the fuck we're supposed to go.

Maybe we should call for a cab.

No. Look. There.

What the fuck do you have to complain about?

Don't even start.

No. Tell me. What's so fucking horrible about this gig? You've been crawling up my ass for six months to get your name on Maxie's list, and here we are.

Look, man, I never met Ruiz, okay? I don't know what the fuck I'm picking up, what the fuck I'm dropping off, who the fuck I'm meeting. All I know is Maxie's still pissed at me cause I sold his fucking van.

You sold it? I thought they stole it.

Sold it, stole it, whatever...

Motherfucker...

Oh, give me a break. Don't tell me you feel bad for the guy.

You gotta be kidding me. I vouched for you.

Relax. I'll do right by him. You know that.

You just don't fucking get it, do you?

You know he fucks all his girls, don't you?

What the fuck is that supposed --

I mean, that's what I heard --

You got something to say --

This shit's sketchy. Why do they drop us in the middle of nowhere to have the guy we're supposed to meet come meet us just to tell us we have to meet the same guy somewhere else?

I don't know.

Well, I thought you understood and I was just missing it.

Missing what? He didn't say shit.

Yeah, but you know Horrace. What did you get off him?

What did I 'get?'

Yeah. What vibe?

I detected no vibe other than that Ruiz thinks you're a fucking idiot.

Yo, fuck him, man. Calling us guineas...

What do you give a shit what he calls us? He's not our friend. Let's just get this shit over with and go home. What's this place we're going to, Jimmy?

You happy?

About what?

Why you gotta make everything difficult?

You too?

Yeah, me too. You're a fucking bull in a china shop.

Fuck this.

Look who's back? Want some champagne?

Do not put this on Ruiz's tab. Start a new one.

Damn right. Bring us two bottles of Dom Champs and here, take fifty in case I call you bitch later when I'm drunk. Siddown, motherfucker. 'Sex and paychecks.'

What the hell did you do?

I swear to God, I didn't do anything.

What the fuck was that about?

She was jonesing for me.

What are you doing.

I got a bad feeling, man. I don't want to go in naked.

You gonna shank him in the shower?

Is it so unrealistic to think Ruiz, who doesn't even want us here, is throwing us to the wolves? As an apology? And I don't even know what we're dropping off or picking up --

We're getting ahead of ourselves. We haven't gotten any sleep. Let's just keep our mouthes shut and not make any mistakes. Now hurry up and get your shit on so we're not late and make things worse.

Put that shit out...

C'mon, man...

I swear to God, I'll fucking puke.

Hey, Jimmy, where they taking us?

Yeah. Where they gonna whack us?

We need guns.

We don't need guns.

I'm pretty sure we do.

I listened extremely carefully. Nothing was even vaguely implied. He even laughed in your face when you asked him

All the more reason.

You wouldn't even know where to get one.

Wanna bet?

You couldn't even get a hand job from bridge and tunnel posse, how you gonna get a gun?

That's cause you decided to get all tired all of a sudden.

It was six in the fucking morning.

Float me a hundred bucks.

Why?

You wanna see how fast I get a gun?

You're out of money?

No.

What do you have left?

Eighty.

Eighty bucks?!?

Eighty five.

What happened to the fifteen hundred?

You coulda picked up a tab every once in a while.

I did! I paid for half the fuckin drinks!

You did?

Yes I did. You asshole! What about the room?

What about it?

They only cover one fifty in incidentals. You've been ordering fucking... Motherfucker...

Calm down.

I fucking vouched for you. I vouched for you and you fucked me.

This shit's peanuts compared to what we're gonna make with Maxie.

Ricky. I'm trying to save this money. Understand? I'm trying to make it so my girlfriend doesn't have to grind her ass into other men's erections so her daughter can go to private school.

I'm sorry...

This is horseshit. It coulda been so easy.

It's gonna be fine.

No more, man.

Let's get some sleep. That's what we need, man. Sleep.

How we gonna sleep? We only got a few hours til dinner.

So what do we do?

Let's just go now and wait.

Three and a half hours?

I don't want to take any more chances.

Let's just go get guns, I'd feel better.

Don't fuck around. You're gonna get us all killed.

Think about it: You knocked out that Jewish kid's tooth, cost him eight grand, maybe more. Maybe lost his whole line of clientele? He knows you're fucking up Jess' dancing, and I got a feeling he knows I stole his carpet cleaning van by the way he looks at me. He can't kill us in LA cause that leads to too many questions. So he flies us out here first class for a 'drop' that's turned into whatever? He can make us disappear out here real nice...

Where do you get this shit?

Scenario B. I think I'm getting under Ruiz's skin. I'm no dummy. He doesn't like how it went down with the Red Drag -- Welshman, whatever. Now I got Fruitpie the Magician telling me I can't call my man Max? And that Welshman's sketchy. Whatever, I don't know where it's coming, which way it's coming from, I'm telling you one thing right now, I'm not gonna be late for the dance.

You're not getting a gun.

Holy shit. Get me back to Manhattan.

Take us right to Kennedy. Now.