MichaelOrme/Profane · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Might be all right.	Might be, shit. Man, I know this town. I got my own fences. Who the hell are you? Who put you in charge?
Who the hell are they?	Brothers of Brother Johnson.
Brothers of Brother Johnson.	Eddie, let's see that blotter.
We were parceled out, all five of us. I went to this reform school and lived at this woman's house. She was in charge.	This is your room, Malcolm. I know you'll keep it clean.
This is your room, Malcolm. I know you'll keep it clean.	This is Malcolm, our new guest. We'll treat him like a brother.
This is Malcolm, our new guest. We'll treat him like a brother.	I was special. The only colored kid in class. I became a sort of mascot. Like a pink poodle.
I was special. The only colored kid in class. I became a sort of mascot. Like a pink poodle.	I didn't know then that I was a nigger.
I didn't know then that I was a nigger.	He's bright.
He's bright.	They talked about me like
They talked about me like	Good grades. Fine athlete. President of his class.
Good grades. Fine athlete. President of his class.	I wasn't there. Like I was some kind of pedigreed dog or a horse. Like I was invisible.
My country needs justice. Proper justice. Gunning men down in the street only feeds the violence. They need to be brought to trial. Dealt with properly. Then people will respect the law. When they see it works.	So you are going to talk me to death.
So you are going to talk me to death.	You walk out and deal justice. You're what I wish I could be. The policemen who kills you, his family will have all they want.
You walk out and deal justice. You're what I wish I could be. The policemen who kills you, his family will have all they want.	Then I hope the one who gets me has got lots of kids. What do you want?
Then I hope the one who gets me has got lots of kids. What do you want?	I want to arrest you for murder! I want to shake your hand and reload your gun! I want to kill my pride and give you my blessing.
I want to arrest you for murder! I want to shake your hand and reload your gun! I want to kill my pride and give you my blessing.	My deal is with Rosanna. I knew you guys were up to something. Are you two fucking?
My deal is with Rosanna. I knew you guys were up to something. Are you two fucking?	No, but I have to admit I thought about it.
No, but I have to admit I thought about it.	Liar. Just tell me who the bank card belongs to. Name and address.
Liar. Just tell me who the bank card belongs to. Name and address.	You have no interest in making things easy, do you?
You have no interest in making things easy, do you?	I'm not... easy.
When did Mexican Customs start getting smart?	Creasy??? Where the fuck are you?
Creasy??? Where the fuck are you?	I'm here.
I'm here.	What do you mean, I'm here?
What do you mean, I'm here?	I'm in a Customs holding tank in Mexico City International. Bring a bunch of cash... about 5K. I'm going to need it.
It's not exactly a scam, Crease. Even at half speed you're pretty damn good.	A bodyguard has to be close to someone all the time. Willing to talk. I'm not good at that.
A bodyguard has to be close to someone all the time. Willing to talk. I'm not good at that.	So you'll be the silent type. People will appreciate that.
The family paid the ransom and he was returned two days later. His father still hasn't gotten up the nerve to ask him if they fucked him up the ass.	And now every mother with money in Mexico City wants bigger and better bodyguards. My own wife included.
And now every mother with money in Mexico City wants bigger and better bodyguards. My own wife included.	If she pisses you off, you get another one.
If she pisses you off, you get another one.	Do you know what she told me last night?
All my clients have kidnap and ransom insurance.	I have a policy, AIG. It covers me and my family and when it runs out in sixty days, without a bodyguard, I will not be able to renew it.
I have a policy, AIG. It covers me and my family and when it runs out in sixty days, without a bodyguard, I will not be able to renew it.	I know you need to please Lisa. An ass like that is hard to find. Good bodyguards are even harder.
I know you need to please Lisa. An ass like that is hard to find. Good bodyguards are even harder.	I know! I just had to let one go because I couldn't afford him!
Your kid brother got married last Sunday, eh, Marty?	That's right, Missus Fusari. It was a very nice affair.
That's right, Missus Fusari. It was a very nice affair.	That's the big tall one, the fellow with the moustache.
That's the big tall one, the fellow with the moustache.	No, that's my other brother, Freddie. My other brother Freddie, he's been married four years already. He lives down on Webb Avenue. The one who got married Sunday, that was my little brother, Nickie.
No, that's my other brother, Freddie. My other brother Freddie, he's been married four years already. He lives down on Webb Avenue. The one who got married Sunday, that was my little brother, Nickie.	I thought he was a big tall fat fellow. Didn't I meet him here one time? Big tall, fat fellow, he tried to sell me life insurance?
She had this shiny black hair piled up on her head, but later on she let it hang loose and I'll be damned if it didn't come all the way down to her ass.	I've always had a hankering for blonde pussy myself. My wife's hair is a wonderful golden yellow, and this time of year it gets even lighter.
We got to stop them right here.	And get ourselves another touchdown to win. I wish to hell we knew what they were plotting.
This kid looks like a loser. Maybe we better get the bead-jiggler to put in a fix.	Call Dago Red.
I guess that's why you go for Hot Lips Houlihan.	You know damn well I nearly puke when I look at her. I don't even think she's a real blonde.
You know damn well I nearly puke when I look at her. I don't even think she's a real blonde.	How can you say a thing like that about an officer in the United States Army?
How can you say a thing like that about an officer in the United States Army?	I not only say it, I'll back it up twenty buck's worth.
I not only say it, I'll back it up twenty buck's worth.	You got yourself a bet, Georgia boy. You're a witness.
Where the hell we going to get us a football team?	All three of us played for our schools. And there are at least four other guys...
Never heard of him.	Sure you have, only as 'Spearchucker' Jones.
Sure you have, only as 'Spearchucker' Jones.	The nigra boy with the Philadelphia Eagles?
How come nobody knows about him? And you do?	I worked with Spearchucker my first month over here, at the 72nd Evac in Taegu. Most of the colored guys know who he is but they're not talking because he asked them not to.
Let's hear from you, you goddam Yankee. Be nice to see you some time.	Like the Spearchucker said, that's possible. Anyway, it's been an interesting association.
Gimme three.	At ease. Captain Pierce, you have a seriously wounded patient for whom you are responsible. Yet I find you in a poker game.
At ease. Captain Pierce, you have a seriously wounded patient for whom you are responsible. Yet I find you in a poker game.	You betcher ass, Dad.
You betcher ass, Dad.	What?
Pierce! That soldier requires immediate attention. I'm a surgeon and I know.	You betcher ass, General.
But besides the operation, we've got to get in at least eighteen holes of golf.	So let's haul ass, Sergeant.
You're getting a workout, you and Captain Forrest, your first night.	It isn't always this rough?
It isn't always this rough?	Oh, no. We have dull stretches every week or so, thank God, when there's nothing to do after midnight.
Oh, no. We have dull stretches every week or so, thank God, when there's nothing to do after midnight.	They don't have to be dull. I mean if you and me put our minds together...
They don't have to be dull. I mean if you and me put our minds together...	Our minds?
Our minds?	For a start. I just have a hunch... well, it isn't entirely a hunch...
For a start. I just have a hunch... well, it isn't entirely a hunch...	You're an attractive man.
You're an attractive man.	You have a certain modest charm yourself.
You have a certain modest charm yourself.	But I'm married.
But I'm married.	Something else we have in common.
Something else we have in common.	Very happily married.
Very happily married.	Same here.
Same here.	And absolutely determined to be faithful to my husband. Do we have that in common, Captain?
And absolutely determined to be faithful to my husband. Do we have that in common, Captain?	It's a matter of definition. Faithful in spirit, yes.
It's a matter of definition. Faithful in spirit, yes.	I don't make the distinction. But the sex urge is a powerful force. In women just as much as men.
I don't make the distinction. But the sex urge is a powerful force. In women just as much as men.	Ayuh.
Ayuh.	You'd think now, with only six weeks before they ship me back home, it would be easier. But it isn't.
You'd think now, with only six weeks before they ship me back home, it would be easier. But it isn't.	Of course not.
Of course not.	It's terribly hard. Sometimes the temptation is just too much.
It's terribly hard. Sometimes the temptation is just too much.	Then why not, as long as it wouldn't hurt anybody...?
Then why not, as long as it wouldn't hurt anybody...?	But you've made me feel strong again, Captain. Hawkeye. You helped me pull together when I needed it.
He's the pro from Dover and I'm the Ghost of Smokey Joe.	Save that crap for the rest of the clamdiggers back home.
If a man isn't a man anymore, what's he got left to live for?	Tell me the whole story, Walt.
Tell me the whole story, Walt.	There's this native broad works in the laundry. I don't know if you've noticed.
There's this native broad works in the laundry. I don't know if you've noticed.	There's only one worth noticing.
There's only one worth noticing.	You noticed. I wasn't going to fool around over here. I've got these three girls I'm engaged to back home...
Painless, you mustn't talk that way. It's a lot of crap. Cover for what?	Homosexuality.
Hi, Ho-Jon. How they goin'?	Finest kind. Captain Forrests say you better haul ass home quick. We got new chest-cutter in our tent.
What's wrong with you?	I don't know. I must have lost my punch. I didn't think the son-of-a- bitch would get up.
Thank you, Spearchucker. I'll certainly take a look at these. Where the hell did you ever get that name?	I used to throw the javelin.
What's the bastard really like?	Colonel Merrill is a veteran of twenty- five years in the Regular Army, a soldier first and a doctor second. A member of several patriotic organizations, he believes it's America's God-given mission to maintain a foothold for freedom on the Asian mainland.
Colonel Merrill is a veteran of twenty- five years in the Regular Army, a soldier first and a doctor second. A member of several patriotic organizations, he believes it's America's God-given mission to maintain a foothold for freedom on the Asian mainland.	That bad? But I guess you're right. We might as well see him. Got any caddie carts?
Is there anything wrong?	Oh, no. Nothing's wrong. Everything's fine! So there's gonna be a new order of things, huh? Everybody's gonna cut himself a nice, fat slice of the John Does, eh? You forgot one detail, Mr. Big Shotyou forgot me, the prize stooge of the world. Why, if you or anybody else thinks he's gonna use the John Doe clubs for his own rotten purpose, he's gonna have to do it over my dead body!
Oh, no. Nothing's wrong. Everything's fine! So there's gonna be a new order of things, huh? Everybody's gonna cut himself a nice, fat slice of the John Does, eh? You forgot one detail, Mr. Big Shotyou forgot me, the prize stooge of the world. Why, if you or anybody else thinks he's gonna use the John Doe clubs for his own rotten purpose, he's gonna have to do it over my dead body!	Now, hold on a minute, young man! Hold on! That's rather big talk! I started the John Doe clubs with my money and I'll decide whether or not they're being properly used!
Now, hold on a minute, young man! Hold on! That's rather big talk! I started the John Doe clubs with my money and I'll decide whether or not they're being properly used!	No you won't! You're through deciding anything!
This SWAT guy might be a good idea. He may be able to take a little pressure off you. I worry about you.	You worried about me, too? The chief's worried about me. Solis is worried about me. Maybe you guys should start some kind of organization.
You worried about me, too? The chief's worried about me. Solis is worried about me. Maybe you guys should start some kind of organization.	Speaking of which. I saw you talking to Ronnie this morning. Why can't you get it back together with her. You've gotta be out of your mind not to get with that one.
Speaking of which. I saw you talking to Ronnie this morning. Why can't you get it back together with her. You've gotta be out of your mind not to get with that one.	It's not me. It's her. She's going out with this baseball player -- Greg Barnett.
It's not me. It's her. She's going out with this baseball player -- Greg Barnett.	No shit! He's good!
No shit! He's good!	Fuck him. He swings at anything in the dirt. I could strike him out.
Fuck him. He swings at anything in the dirt. I could strike him out.	Don't give up on her. You're getting to the age when you ought to be thinking about these things.
You told Antonucci that shit came from me.	So that we could get the best price. He's got respect for you. He's gonna try to lowball me, Mike.
You fucking idiot! Why do you think I use you?... To be a walking advertisement.	I'm sorry, Mike. I never heard of LaMarra flipping on anyone before. He said he had the cops paid off. Antonucci never flipped on anyone before. He had the cops paid off.
I'm sorry, Mike. I never heard of LaMarra flipping on anyone before. He said he had the cops paid off. Antonucci never flipped on anyone before. He had the cops paid off.	Not the fucking cop that showed up at my door!
Not the fucking cop that showed up at my door!	What happened, Mike.
What happened, Mike.	You don't want to know.
Who's controlling your mind?	Whoa!... The government. They control everybody's mind. You're too fucking stupid to know that?
We got a guy who's probably on drugs. He's got a record of 459's and he was busted on possession. But he's never been busted on a major felony. What's his demeanor?	Well he's a little fucking agitated -- he ripped the phone out.

Might be all right.

Might be, shit. Man, I know this town. I got my own fences. Who the hell are you? Who put you in charge?

Who the hell are they?

Brothers of Brother Johnson.

Eddie, let's see that blotter.

We were parceled out, all five of us. I went to this reform school and lived at this woman's house. She was in charge.

This is your room, Malcolm. I know you'll keep it clean.

This is Malcolm, our new guest. We'll treat him like a brother.

I was special. The only colored kid in class. I became a sort of mascot. Like a pink poodle.

I didn't know then that I was a nigger.

He's bright.

They talked about me like

Good grades. Fine athlete. President of his class.

I wasn't there. Like I was some kind of pedigreed dog or a horse. Like I was invisible.

My country needs justice. Proper justice. Gunning men down in the street only feeds the violence. They need to be brought to trial. Dealt with properly. Then people will respect the law. When they see it works.

So you are going to talk me to death.

You walk out and deal justice. You're what I wish I could be. The policemen who kills you, his family will have all they want.

Then I hope the one who gets me has got lots of kids. What do you want?

I want to arrest you for murder! I want to shake your hand and reload your gun! I want to kill my pride and give you my blessing.

My deal is with Rosanna. I knew you guys were up to something. Are you two fucking?

No, but I have to admit I thought about it.

Liar. Just tell me who the bank card belongs to. Name and address.

You have no interest in making things easy, do you?

I'm not... easy.

When did Mexican Customs start getting smart?

Creasy??? Where the fuck are you?

I'm here.

What do you mean, I'm here?

I'm in a Customs holding tank in Mexico City International. Bring a bunch of cash... about 5K. I'm going to need it.

It's not exactly a scam, Crease. Even at half speed you're pretty damn good.

A bodyguard has to be close to someone all the time. Willing to talk. I'm not good at that.

So you'll be the silent type. People will appreciate that.

The family paid the ransom and he was returned two days later. His father still hasn't gotten up the nerve to ask him if they fucked him up the ass.

And now every mother with money in Mexico City wants bigger and better bodyguards. My own wife included.

If she pisses you off, you get another one.

Do you know what she told me last night?

All my clients have kidnap and ransom insurance.

I have a policy, AIG. It covers me and my family and when it runs out in sixty days, without a bodyguard, I will not be able to renew it.

I know you need to please Lisa. An ass like that is hard to find. Good bodyguards are even harder.

I know! I just had to let one go because I couldn't afford him!

Your kid brother got married last Sunday, eh, Marty?

That's right, Missus Fusari. It was a very nice affair.

That's the big tall one, the fellow with the moustache.

No, that's my other brother, Freddie. My other brother Freddie, he's been married four years already. He lives down on Webb Avenue. The one who got married Sunday, that was my little brother, Nickie.

I thought he was a big tall fat fellow. Didn't I meet him here one time? Big tall, fat fellow, he tried to sell me life insurance?

She had this shiny black hair piled up on her head, but later on she let it hang loose and I'll be damned if it didn't come all the way down to her ass.

I've always had a hankering for blonde pussy myself. My wife's hair is a wonderful golden yellow, and this time of year it gets even lighter.

We got to stop them right here.

And get ourselves another touchdown to win. I wish to hell we knew what they were plotting.

This kid looks like a loser. Maybe we better get the bead-jiggler to put in a fix.

Call Dago Red.

I guess that's why you go for Hot Lips Houlihan.

You know damn well I nearly puke when I look at her. I don't even think she's a real blonde.

How can you say a thing like that about an officer in the United States Army?

I not only say it, I'll back it up twenty buck's worth.

You got yourself a bet, Georgia boy. You're a witness.

Where the hell we going to get us a football team?

All three of us played for our schools. And there are at least four other guys...

Never heard of him.

Sure you have, only as 'Spearchucker' Jones.

The nigra boy with the Philadelphia Eagles?

How come nobody knows about him? And you do?

I worked with Spearchucker my first month over here, at the 72nd Evac in Taegu. Most of the colored guys know who he is but they're not talking because he asked them not to.

Let's hear from you, you goddam Yankee. Be nice to see you some time.

Like the Spearchucker said, that's possible. Anyway, it's been an interesting association.

Gimme three.

At ease. Captain Pierce, you have a seriously wounded patient for whom you are responsible. Yet I find you in a poker game.

You betcher ass, Dad.

What?

Pierce! That soldier requires immediate attention. I'm a surgeon and I know.

You betcher ass, General.

But besides the operation, we've got to get in at least eighteen holes of golf.

So let's haul ass, Sergeant.

You're getting a workout, you and Captain Forrest, your first night.

It isn't always this rough?

Oh, no. We have dull stretches every week or so, thank God, when there's nothing to do after midnight.

They don't have to be dull. I mean if you and me put our minds together...

Our minds?

For a start. I just have a hunch... well, it isn't entirely a hunch...

You're an attractive man.

You have a certain modest charm yourself.

But I'm married.

Something else we have in common.

Very happily married.

Same here.

And absolutely determined to be faithful to my husband. Do we have that in common, Captain?

It's a matter of definition. Faithful in spirit, yes.

I don't make the distinction. But the sex urge is a powerful force. In women just as much as men.

Ayuh.

You'd think now, with only six weeks before they ship me back home, it would be easier. But it isn't.

Of course not.

It's terribly hard. Sometimes the temptation is just too much.

Then why not, as long as it wouldn't hurt anybody...?

But you've made me feel strong again, Captain. Hawkeye. You helped me pull together when I needed it.

He's the pro from Dover and I'm the Ghost of Smokey Joe.

Save that crap for the rest of the clamdiggers back home.

If a man isn't a man anymore, what's he got left to live for?

Tell me the whole story, Walt.

There's this native broad works in the laundry. I don't know if you've noticed.

There's only one worth noticing.

You noticed. I wasn't going to fool around over here. I've got these three girls I'm engaged to back home...

Painless, you mustn't talk that way. It's a lot of crap. Cover for what?

Homosexuality.

Hi, Ho-Jon. How they goin'?

Finest kind. Captain Forrests say you better haul ass home quick. We got new chest-cutter in our tent.

What's wrong with you?

I don't know. I must have lost my punch. I didn't think the son-of-a- bitch would get up.

Thank you, Spearchucker. I'll certainly take a look at these. Where the hell did you ever get that name?

I used to throw the javelin.

What's the bastard really like?

Colonel Merrill is a veteran of twenty- five years in the Regular Army, a soldier first and a doctor second. A member of several patriotic organizations, he believes it's America's God-given mission to maintain a foothold for freedom on the Asian mainland.

That bad? But I guess you're right. We might as well see him. Got any caddie carts?

Is there anything wrong?

Oh, no. Nothing's wrong. Everything's fine! So there's gonna be a new order of things, huh? Everybody's gonna cut himself a nice, fat slice of the John Does, eh? You forgot one detail, Mr. Big Shotyou forgot me, the prize stooge of the world. Why, if you or anybody else thinks he's gonna use the John Doe clubs for his own rotten purpose, he's gonna have to do it over my dead body!

Now, hold on a minute, young man! Hold on! That's rather big talk! I started the John Doe clubs with my money and I'll decide whether or not they're being properly used!

No you won't! You're through deciding anything!

This SWAT guy might be a good idea. He may be able to take a little pressure off you. I worry about you.

You worried about me, too? The chief's worried about me. Solis is worried about me. Maybe you guys should start some kind of organization.

Speaking of which. I saw you talking to Ronnie this morning. Why can't you get it back together with her. You've gotta be out of your mind not to get with that one.

It's not me. It's her. She's going out with this baseball player -- Greg Barnett.

No shit! He's good!

Fuck him. He swings at anything in the dirt. I could strike him out.

Don't give up on her. You're getting to the age when you ought to be thinking about these things.

You told Antonucci that shit came from me.

So that we could get the best price. He's got respect for you. He's gonna try to lowball me, Mike.

You fucking idiot! Why do you think I use you?... To be a walking advertisement.

I'm sorry, Mike. I never heard of LaMarra flipping on anyone before. He said he had the cops paid off. Antonucci never flipped on anyone before. He had the cops paid off.

Not the fucking cop that showed up at my door!

What happened, Mike.

You don't want to know.

Who's controlling your mind?

Whoa!... The government. They control everybody's mind. You're too fucking stupid to know that?

We got a guy who's probably on drugs. He's got a record of 459's and he was busted on possession. But he's never been busted on a major felony. What's his demeanor?

Well he's a little fucking agitated -- he ripped the phone out.