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Both of them?
No, one of them...
Which one?
I don't know, what were the names I just said?
Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.
All right, all right, you're right
What the hell are you cooking!
Oh my God! How did you get back here?!
Fire alarm? Oh! Hi, officer—fireman, can-can I help you?
We found your fire alarm in the trash chute.
That’s not mine.
Yes it is.
How do you know?
The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute, don’t wrap it in a blanket that says, "Property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica."
Okay do you—Okay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
Please reattach this, it’s against the law to disconnect them.
Fine! But please God.. tell me how to stop them from going off!
There’s a reset button under the plastic cover.
There’s a reset button?!
My God!
Why didn’t I see that!
Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button?
Oh here it is!
Oh!
Ohh, God!
Four letters: "Circle or hoop".
Ring dammit, ring!
Thanks.
Hey, you know our phone's not working?
What?!
I tried to call you from the coffee shop, and there was no answer.
I turned it off. Mother of God, I turned it off!
Just like you told her you did! ... Just pointing out the irony.
Hey, so listen, I went across the street and talked to the doorman- I got the peeper's name! Can I use the phone?
Nngghhh!!!!!!!
Can I use your phone? Yeah, the number for a Sidney Marks, please.
"Heating device."
Radiator.
Five letters.
Rdtor.
Yeah, is Sidney there? Oh, this is? Sidney's a woman.
Well, you'll have to wait your turn.
Well, how long do you think it'll be?
Any minute now.
Hey, this- Heyy...
Hey.
Hey! Any good mail?
Yes, you got something from the Screen Actor’s Guild.
Ooh, it’s probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me, I’m kinda….
"Benefits lapsed."
Hmm that’s weird. I don’t remember being in a move called benefits lapsed.
Okay, it’s not a check. They’re saying your health insurance expired because, you didn’t work enough last year.
Let me see that!
All right.
Oh, I can’t believe this!
This sucks!
When I had insurance I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, y’know?
And it wouldn’t matter.
Now I gotta be careful?
I’m sorry man, there’s never a good time to stop catching on fire.
All right well, I guess I gotta go get a job. I’m gonna go see my agent.
Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street.
look both ways before you cross the street.
I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
I know, it's beautiful. Amazing.
I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.
Do you know anything about women?
No.
That's all right.
Okay.
Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?.. That was fun.
Yeah. He could row like a viking.
Hi.
Mmm.
So how'd it go?
Oh, y'know..
Did he mention us?
He said he's really gonna miss you guys.
You had a rough day, huh.. c'mere.
...love you.
Are you're hands still wet?
Uh, moist, yeah.
Let's dry 'em again.
Oh my God! Oh my God!!
Still crying?
Like a
Y’know, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.
What’s the other one?
I don’t know, I’ve never had to use the other one.
I’m just saying y’know, if we’re having sex, he’s not gonna be talking.
Oh that’s right.
You’re the talker.
Anyway uh, great idea!
Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues.
Oh, we have some
No you don’t!
Okay, yeah. Triple A can pick us up.
Yeah, what town are we near?
Freemont. West-Westmont, ah Westburg?
Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route we’re on?