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Both of them? | |
No, one of them... | |
Which one? | |
I don't know, what were the names I just said? | |
Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated. | |
All right, all right, you're right | |
What the hell are you cooking! | |
Oh my God! How did you get back here?! | |
Fire alarm? Oh! Hi, officer—fireman, can-can I help you? | |
We found your fire alarm in the trash chute. | |
That’s not mine. | |
Yes it is. | |
How do you know? | |
The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute, don’t wrap it in a blanket that says, "Property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica." | |
Okay do you—Okay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America! | |
Please reattach this, it’s against the law to disconnect them. | |
Fine! But please God.. tell me how to stop them from going off! | |
There’s a reset button under the plastic cover. | |
There’s a reset button?! | |
My God! | |
Why didn’t I see that! | |
Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? | |
Oh here it is! | |
Oh! | |
Ohh, God! | |
Four letters: "Circle or hoop". | |
Ring dammit, ring! | |
Thanks. | |
Hey, you know our phone's not working? | |
What?! | |
I tried to call you from the coffee shop, and there was no answer. | |
I turned it off. Mother of God, I turned it off! | |
Just like you told her you did! ... Just pointing out the irony. | |
Hey, so listen, I went across the street and talked to the doorman- I got the peeper's name! Can I use the phone? | |
Nngghhh!!!!!!! | |
Can I use your phone? Yeah, the number for a Sidney Marks, please. | |
"Heating device." | |
Radiator. | |
Five letters. | |
Rdtor. | |
Yeah, is Sidney there? Oh, this is? Sidney's a woman. | |
Well, you'll have to wait your turn. | |
Well, how long do you think it'll be? | |
Any minute now. | |
Hey, this- Heyy... | |
Hey. | |
Hey! Any good mail? | |
Yes, you got something from the Screen Actor’s Guild. | |
Ooh, it’s probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me, I’m kinda…. | |
"Benefits lapsed." | |
Hmm that’s weird. I don’t remember being in a move called benefits lapsed. | |
Okay, it’s not a check. They’re saying your health insurance expired because, you didn’t work enough last year. | |
Let me see that! | |
All right. | |
Oh, I can’t believe this! | |
This sucks! | |
When I had insurance I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, y’know? | |
And it wouldn’t matter. | |
Now I gotta be careful? | |
I’m sorry man, there’s never a good time to stop catching on fire. | |
All right well, I guess I gotta go get a job. I’m gonna go see my agent. | |
Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street. | |
look both ways before you cross the street. | |
I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies! | |
I know, it's beautiful. Amazing. | |
I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex. | |
Do you know anything about women? | |
No. | |
That's all right. | |
Okay. | |
Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?.. That was fun. | |
Yeah. He could row like a viking. | |
Hi. | |
Mmm. | |
So how'd it go? | |
Oh, y'know.. | |
Did he mention us? | |
He said he's really gonna miss you guys. | |
You had a rough day, huh.. c'mere. | |
...love you. | |
Are you're hands still wet? | |
Uh, moist, yeah. | |
Let's dry 'em again. | |
Oh my God! Oh my God!! | |
Still crying? | |
Like a | |
Y’know, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex. | |
What’s the other one? | |
I don’t know, I’ve never had to use the other one. | |
I’m just saying y’know, if we’re having sex, he’s not gonna be talking. | |
Oh that’s right. | |
You’re the talker. | |
Anyway uh, great idea! | |
Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues. | |
Oh, we have some | |
No you don’t! | |
Okay, yeah. Triple A can pick us up. | |
Yeah, what town are we near? | |
Freemont. West-Westmont, ah Westburg? | |
Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route we’re on? |
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