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Write a joke that starts with the following setup | [NSFW] I'm so sad, my favorite dating site is shutting down | Disney has announced they are shutting down Club Penguin. =( |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do you call a sick painting? | An Ill-ustration. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | MOM! I'm being called gay in school. | Who is calling you that son? A bunch of cute boys. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do you call a werewolf that doesn't know he's a werewolf? | An unawarewolf. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | The doctor's jar | There was an old man who was worried something was wrong with his penis. He decided to go to the doctor to get a diagnosis. After some x-rays and checkups, the doctor got results. "Looks like you have a testicle infection. I need further data, so I need you to masturbate into this jar so I can get a sample of your semen." the doctor says, handing the old man a mason jar with a lid closed tightly on it. "Come back the next day with what I asked for." The next day, the old man comes back to the doctor with the jar. "Wha? Old man, this jar has nothing in it!" the doctor said, frustrated. The old man smiled sheepishly. "I tried everything," he says. "First, I tried by myself; I couldn't do it. Then, I asked my wife, she couldn't do it either. So, I asked my neighbor to try, but he couldn't do it either." The doctor's eyes widened. "Hold on, you asked your neighbor?" The old man sighed. "Yep, we just couldn't get that jar open." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What has 8 wheels and flies? | A garbage truck. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A cop is walking down the street and notices | A cop is walking down the street and notices a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. “Can I help you?” he asked. The blonde woman replied, “I dropped my diamond ring and I’m looking for it.” The cop asked, “Did you drop it right here?” “No,” responded the blonde, “I dropped it about a block away, but the light’s better here.” |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | How do you get a nun pregnant? | Dress her up as an altar boy. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I beat Anorexia today | People keep coming up with weirder names for their children. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Bad kids | This lady has two little sons that curse all the time. She can't get them to stop using foul language. She tries time outs, extra chores and taking away their toys but nothing works. One day she finally gives up and decides that she's just gonna smack them the next time one of them says a dirty word. So the next morning the kids come running down the stairs for breakfast and she asks the first little boy what he would like to eat. He says, "Give me some fucking eggs!" BOOM! She smacks him right across the face, then politely asks the other little boy what he would like for breakfast. He says, "I don't want any fucking eggs!" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Three old men | Three elderly men were at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor asked the first man, "What is three times three?" "274," was his reply. The doctor said to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?" "Tuesday", he replied. Then the doctor asked the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine", he answered. "That's great!" said the doctor. "How did you get that answer?” "Easy," said the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Do you spell it Palindrome or Palendrome? | Cause I've heard it both ways. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A priest and a man were golfing | A man named Joe was golfing with his friend who was a priest. On the first hole, Joe misses a relatively easy putt and exclaims "Fuck! I missed!" The priest tells him to please watch his language and they continue playing. A few holes later, Joe misses another easy putt, putting him behind the priest. He again exclaims "Fuck! I missed again!" And once again the priest tells him to not use that language. Joe apologizes and they keep playing. A few holes later the same thing happens. The priest says, "if you use that type of language again, may a bolt of lightning strike you where you stand." Joe once again apologizes. On the last hole, the men are tied. The priest makes par. Joe has landed the ball two feet from the hole and if he makes the putt, he will win the game. He lines up the putt, and once again missed. He gets so mad and screams "Fuck! I missed AGAIN!" At that moment, lightning strikes the priest, who collapses and dies. High above, the clouds open up and a great booming voice proclaims "well fuck. I missed." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Once there was a little boy in church. | He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I have to piss." The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, 'whisper' because it is more polite." The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom. He told his father, "Daddy I have to whisper." The father said, "OK. Here, whisper in my ear." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | My landscaper is also a paramedic | He told me he makes more money mowing my lawn than he would finding me on my lawn having a heart attack. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What did two oceans say to each other? | Nothing, they just waved. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | My wife hates it when I'm on the toilet | She says it brings out the worst in me |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? | The blonde, because she's the only one who's 18. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A wife is yelling at her husband. | "Get out of the house! I hate you, I want a divorce! Get out!" As he walks out the door she screams: "I hope you die a slow and painful death!" The guy says: "So hang on a minute, now you want me to stay?" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | TIL: Many medieval surnames like Fletcher or Cooper refer to the patriarch's traditional occupation. | I guess I won't be marrying Mr. Dickinson. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Sex is like homework | I only do it when my teacher forces me to. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Me: *Playing Ouija board* | Me: What's your name? Ouija Board: I H A V E A B O Y F R I E N D |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A guy shoots a random man on the street. | Cop: "Did you kill this man?" Guy: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Damn my wife is disgusting. | I went downstairs to piss in the sink, and it was full of dishes! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I just got the lead in a silent film | I’m absolutely speechless |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | 3 Drunk guys entered a taxi. | 3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I just read Trump's book "The Art of the Deal" | It had four Chapter 11's. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Whoever invented the knock knock joke | should receive a no-bell prize |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | So an emo teenager went to grocery store. | He went up to the cashier and said, pointing to his scarred arm "Hey, can you scan this?" The cashier then scans the arm, only to say, "I'm sorry sir, but this item is worthless" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I was born handsome, charming witty and wise | I'm also a compulsive liar, but I think it evens out. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Where are the most waffles dropped on the beach? | San Diego. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Violence is never the answer | Violence is the question The answer is yes |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I had a really successful sex change. | I'm having more sex than I did last year. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | You Don't Know Shit | A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What does my first car and anal have in common? | I didn't want it, but my dad gave it to me anyways. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A person goes to r/Jokes | And finds nothing but original content |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | An 80s singer caught himself on fire, what does he do? | Stop, Drop, and Rick-Roll |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Bush, Obama, and Trump go on a hunting trip. | Their hunting guide instructs them to find and follow tracks and they should be able to find their quarry. Bush follows some tracks and gets a bear. Obama follows some tracks and gets a deer. Trump follows some tracks and gets hit by a train. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Can a Toyota stretch? | No, but a Mercedes-Benz |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What's the difference between obsequious behaviour towards someone important in order to gain advantage and John Wayne Gacy wearing a top hat and monocle? | One is sycophancy and the other is a fancy sicko. (As far as I'm aware this is an original joke that I created and am quite pleased with) |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Why did the Mexican take a Xanax? | For Hispanic attacks! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Having a religion is like having a penis | It's okay to have one, but just don't go around shoving it down people's throats. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I wish people would stop saying the husbands of the women who marched didn't get a sandwich that day. | Have you seen those women? No way any of them have a husband. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A woman goes to get welfare for her and her 9 children | A woman goes to get welfare for her and her 9 children. When she gets to the counter the clerk asks for all her children's names; to which she promptly replies "Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, and Joe." The clerk is confused, so he asks, "Well if you want to tell them to go to bed what do you say?" She replies, "Joe go to bed." He asks, "If you want them to eat their dinner what do you say?" She replies, "Joe eat your dinner." Finally he asks, "Well if you want to call them individually what do you say?!" She simply says, "I just call them by their last names!" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | How do you get an grammer nazi's attention? | That. That is how. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A college girl once had a very active sex life... | She especially loved hooking up with frat boys and men who had been sentenced to prison. Those were kind of her fetishes, and she didn't know why. She didn't really like to use condoms, though, which was very dumb of her, and she knew that, but she thought it felt so much better without one. Also, she was on birth control. Only, one day, her period didn't come as expected. She thought it was probably nothing, but she was suspicious nonetheless. She went to the store and bought a pregnancy test, and, lo and behold, she was indeed pregnant. Well, shit. Due to her active sex life and having slept with all those prisoners and frat boys, she didn't really know, which one of them had gotten her pregnant. She thought about what she was to do. Should she keep the baby? How could she find the father? And then it hit her. She had to make a list of all the bros and cons. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I play triangle in a reggae band | I just stand at the back and ting |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What did Doctor Who say to his wife? | It's bigger when it's inside. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | "Ain't" is like a Swiss Army knife | It's got a lot of uses but you can't use it in school. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | The Irish Millionaire | Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros. "You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million euros you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?" "Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!" "Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest? a) Sparrow b) Thrush, c) Magpie, d) Cuckoo?" "I haven't got a clue." said Mick, ''So I'll use last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin .." Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him. "Fookin hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple it's a cuckoo." "Are you sure?" "I'm fookin sure." Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go with cuckoo as my answer." "Is that your final answer?" asked Chris. "Dat it is." There was a long, long pause and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million euros!" The next night, Mick went round to Paddy's to buy him a drink. "Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?" "Because he lives in a Fookin clock!" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Diets are like relationships... | They get easier if you allow yourself a cheat day |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Why do bulemics like Kentucky Fried Chicken? | Because it comes with a bucket. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | The Burger Lady (Original) | A man walks up to a burger stall where he is served by an extremely sad looking lady. “I’ll have a double cheeseburger please,” says the man before adding “and cheer up, it might never happen.” “You're the fifth person who has told me to cheer up today,” replies the lady. “I’m sick of it! Who the hell are you to tell me to smile while I’m making your food?” “I’m really sorry” he replies. “I can see now that it was a very insensitive thing to say. I have no right at all to tell you that you have to enjoy your job, get deep satisfaction from flipping burgers, or take pleasure in dishing out this greasy crap.” Surprised by his honest admission, the burger lady says “Well, thanks for saying so. Apology accepted. Now how would you like your burger cooked?” “With relish” |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A man with no carnal desires walks into a Freudian psychoanalyst's office | The psychoanalyst stops him and says, "hey, buddy, I'm gonna need to see some id." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Buzzfeed Top 10 least conductive items! | Number 6 won't shock you |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A soldier ran up to his Sergeant | It was during the middle of the Korean war. Bullets and bombs were everywhere... A soldier ran up to his Sergeant and said "Serg Serg! I have to take a wicked shit!" The Sergeant replied "Private you have ten minutes, we need you on the front line, hurry up!" The private ran off and was gone an hour and came strolling back with a smirk on his face when he crossed paths with his Sergeant who said "PRIVATE JOHNSON WHERE WERE YOU!? "Well Serg, first off I took the absolute best shit of my life." "ANNNNND!??" Yelled the Sergeant. "And, on the way back I saw a girl laying there and the next thing I know we're having the best sex of my life." "Oh? Is that right, OK private, did you get get any head? "No, she didn't have a head". |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Some financial advice | A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says: "I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. A few seconds and a satisfying glance later, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks: "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A blind man walks into a bar.... | then a table, and then a chair. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | My wife asked me where I wanted to be buried. | Although I'm pretty sure "balls deep in your sister" wasn't the answer she wanted to hear. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | An old lady at the bank asked me if I could check her balance | So I pushed her over |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Ever wonder how many puppeteers there are in the world? | Probably only a handful! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Whats the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? | Your ears |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | There's an emo in my Web Development class, she's doing a website about jewellery | Her first page was /Wrists |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? | "Get in the car." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | An Older Man Fixes Dessert for His Wife | An older couple was sitting down watching TV one evening when the wife gets a hankering for some ice cream. Wife: Honey, get me a bowl of ice cream, please. The husband stands up to go get it. His wife stops him. Wife: Oh, I also wants some chocolate syrup on it. Now write it down so you don't forget it. Husband: I got it. Ice cream with chocolate syrup on it. Wife: I also want sprinkles and a cherry. Write it down so you don't forget. Husband: I got it. I got it. Ice cream with chocolate syrup, sprinkles, and a cherry. The husband is in the kitchen for 45 minutes before coming back with a plate of scrambled eggs and some orange juice. Wife: See! See! I told you to write it down! You forgot my bacon! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What did the leper say to the prostitute? | Keep the tip |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | the best girlfriend | What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I saw a girl with 12 nipples the other day.. | Sounds funny, Dozen tit? |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What's a lawyers least favourite PC case. | An open case. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What does a priest and a silver medalist have in common? | They both came in a little behind. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What's Jackie Chan's favorite type of car? | KIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAA! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | The only difference between group sex and group therapy... | is that in group therapy you hear about everyone's problems, and in group sex you see them. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A father sits down with his 10 year old son | to talk to him about the birds and the bees. He says, "Son, I think it's about time I told you about the birds and the bees. When a man and a wom..." The son cuts his dad off mid-sentence and says, "I already know about sex, dad." Feeling both outraged and relived the dad asks, "Who told you?" The son replies, "Father McKinney, after mass." "Well, how much do you know?" And the son says "We just went over the ins and outs." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | How do you know a dog is better than a wife? | Lock them both in the trunk of your car and see who is happier to see you after an hour when you let them out. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Yesterday my wife told me I was a selfish lover. | I was so shocked I nearly choked on my own cock. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | From the South, but Not Southern | People: You're from the south? But you don't have an accent. Me: I know, my parents put me in school. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A guy goes to a particularly strange drive thru... | The menu reads Burgers - $5 Handjobs - $10 A sexy waitress says "Can I take your order?" "Are you the girl doing the handjobs?" "Why yes, I am" The man hands the waitress $10 and says "Well clean your hands, because I want two burgers." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | There's a new antidepressant on the market for lesbians. | Trycoxagin |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby? | You're going to have to be a little patient. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Breitbart news is a lot like my girlfriend | Fake. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Betsy DeVos wants to eliminate trigonometry from school math curricula | because it teaches our children to sin |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | According to a recent survey, | 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Happy. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Never tell me friction jokes... | I just won't let them slide. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | How many "Suh Dude"s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? | None. It's already lit fam |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A kid had sex with his teacher | So the kid just got of school and he got into the car with his mom. The mom asks, "What did you do at school today?" The kid replies, "I had sex with the teacher." The mom was furious so when they got home, she told him to go to his room and wait for his father to come home. Well the father came home from work a couple hours later and the mother told him what their son said. The dad walks up to his sons room and says, "Son, I'm proud of you. I'm going to buy you a new bike." Later that day they got the bike and the father asks, "Would you like to try it out?" The son replies, "Not now. My butt still hurts |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A fat Hawaiian man recently converted to Islam | Aloha Snack-bar |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A young couple are showering together | A young couple are showering when the girlfriend says, "Honey I want you to do something naughty." The boyfriend agrees. He then proceeds to drop shampoo in her left eye. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | The European Union commissioners announce that an agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications... | As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c." Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like fotograf" 20 persent shorter. In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go. By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Breaking News: Coup Underway - Trump takes control of senate and declares martial law! | Oh wait... That was Palpatine. False alarm. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What did the earth say to the other planets? | Wow. You guys have no life. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | The wife and I mixed it up a bit last night... | We washed the silverware BEFORE the dishes! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Why did the chicken cross the Mobius loop? | To get to the other ... errr ... ummm ... wait ... |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What is the best way to eat a vegetable? | Remove the wheelchair first. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What's the difference between a Syrian chapel and a Turkish terrorist camp? | America will let in people from the terrorist camp. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Penguin | A bartender was working late at night when suddenly a man ran bursting through the door and asked the bartender. Man: "QUICK, HOW TALL IS A PENGUIN?" The bartender slightly confused, he simply said. Bartender: "about this tall" The man started to panic and said. Man: "Oh god i ran over a nun!" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Did you read the menu? | 'Cause all I see is me 'n u |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | After years of my mom telling me to bond with my stepdad... | We finally bonded over a shared annoyance of her forcing us to do bonding activities. I guess you could call it ironic bonding. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | The Pope visits Texas | The Pope was state bound scheduled to give a speech in Dallas, TX. On their way to the venue the Pope rolls down the privacy glass in the limo and says to his chauffeur, "Hey, you know what? I've always rode in these things, but I've never driven one! Do you mind if we switch spots?" Being it was the Pope himself, the chauffeur felt he couldn't say no so he obliged and exchanged seats. It had been years since the Pope had driven, and he was having the time of his life cruising down the interstate going over 100mph! Consequently he was clocked by a state trooper and pulled over. As the trooper approached the vehicle and got a glance at the driver he quickly turned around and returned to his squad car to call his supervisor. The trooper called in and told the sergeant, "Sergeant, I'm afraid I pulled over someone very very important." In which he replied," Well, who is it, the governor?" "No, no, much more important than that!" "The President?!" "I'm afraid even more important than that!" "Well, who the hell is it then?!" "I don't know, but his chauffeur is the freakin' Pope!" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I was stealing kitchen utensils last night... | And I barely made it out without getting caught. But it was a whisk I was willing to take. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. | While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, but the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah, Señor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A real delicacy!" The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order." The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, Señor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy." The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday." The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Señor. Sometimes the bull wins." |
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