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Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? | A shoe. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | RIP Boiling water | You'll be mist. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Donald Trump doesn't want to have sex with his daughter | He just has "alternative family values" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A man sits down at a bar | And looks around for the bartender to order a drink. He sees nobody but hears a small voice that says, "That's an awfully nice shirt you're wearing." Confused, the man looks around and sees only a bowl of peanuts on the bar. Needing a smoke, the man walks over to the cigarette machine. As he gets closer, he hears a different voice, this time insulting his shoes. The man, now utterly confused, turns around and walks back to the bar. The bartender walks out from the kitchen and apologizes for not hearing him come in and let's him know the peanuts are complimentary but the cigarette machine is out of order. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Stalin's political career didn't really take off, until he played the trump card | -Seize the means of reproduction! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A man dies and goes to heaven | In heaven, he sees a wall of very large clocks. He asks the Angel "What are all these clocks for?" Angel answers "These are lie clocks, every person has one lie clock. Whenever you lie on earth, the clock ticks once." The man points towards a clock and asks, "Who's clock does this belong to?" Angel answers 'This clock belongs to Mother Teresa. It has never moved, so she has never told a lie." then the man asks "Where is Hillary Clintons clock?" The Angel replies "That one is in our office, we use it as a table fan." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | "One mans trash is another mans treasure" Is a good quote... | But apparently its not the best way to tell your kid he's adopted. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing? | Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Two Drunk Guys are Sitting at The Bar | So there's two drunk guys sitting a the bar in New York. They introduce themselves to one another, and the conversation continues: Drunk #1: "So where you from?" Drunk #2: "Oh I'm from Dublin, Ireland." Drunk #1: "No fucking way!" Drunk #2: "What?" Drunk #1: "I'm from Dublin too!" Drunk #2: "Wow, look at that. Where about in Dublin are ya from?" Drunk #1: " Oh well I used to live on O' Connel Street." Drunk #2: "No way! I used to live on O' Connel Street!" Drunk #1: "You gotta be fucking kidding me! Well where on O' Connel Street did you live?" Drunk #2: "O I'm from the shitty apartment complex right above the butcher shop. Can't miss em'. " Drunk #1: "You've gotta be pulling my leg. I'm from the shitty apartment complex right above the butcher shop. 'The phone rings in the bar. Bartender answers' Bartender: "Paddy's pub, what can I do for ya?" Caller: "Hey man it's me, just got off work, was thinking about swinging by. Anything exciting going on over there?" Bartender: "Oh nothing really, a few guys playing darts, the game is on, and I need you to fix that light again for me. Oh yeah, and the Gallagher brothers are freakin' hammered again, and they won't shut the fuck up!" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do Eric Clapton and Donald Trump have in common? | They were both jealous of the size of a black man's crowd. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket... | Suddenly she realises that some asshole has her pen. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | You know, those people who insult Obama and the Clintons.. | really need to stop beating around the Bush. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | The Horny Rooster | Horny Rooster A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that would service all of his many hens. When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, "I have just the rooster for you. Henry here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!" So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house though, he gave Henry a little pep talk. "Henry", he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff." And without a word, Henry then strutted into the hen house. Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But Henry didn't stop there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, "Stop, Henry, you'll kill yourself." But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner. Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Henry. The farmer walked up to Henry saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you big buddy." "Shhhhh," Henry whispered, "The buzzard is getting closer." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | My neighbours listen to good music | Whether they want to or not |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Cows | CSIRO Officials admitted that they found about 200 dead crows on the highway between Noonamah and Palmerston, in Northern Territory, where there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. The Territory Government approved and the CSIRO contracted a bird pathologist to examine the remains of all the crows and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, much to everyone’s relief. However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, and only 2% were killed by car impact. The Territory Government then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kills. After 18 months of research and $2.7 million spent, the Ornithological Behaviourist determined the cause in the deaths. When crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say “Cah”, but he could not say “Truck”. Edit: Crows not Cows. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Did you know you can break your nose if you squint hard enough? | I did it on the bus today and some Asian guy punched me in the face! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do you call nudes from the 90s | hot mail |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | At a country club tennis court, a man clutches his elbow in pain... | He says to his friend, "Geez, my elbow aches. I think I should see a doctor about this". The friend says, "Well before you do, why don't you try that machine in the locker room. You pee in a cup, and it writes you a prescription!" Although skeptical, the man agrees to try out the machine. He pees in a cup, puts it into the machine. After some whirring and beeping, it prints out a prescription form. The paper reads, "You have tennis elbow. Ice 2x a day and rest it for 2 weeks." The man is astonished! He immediately races home in excitement. He thinks to himself that he can trick the machine. He has his wife pee in the cup, then his son, then his daughter. He even has his dog pee in the cup. And for good measure, he decides to put his own semen in. He drives back to the country club excited to stump the machine. He sticks the cup inside. It whirs and beeps and clunks. After a few minutes, it prints out another prescription form. It reads, "Your wife is pregnant with another man's baby. Divorce her. Your son uses heroin. Send him to rehab. Your daughter has gonorrhea. Get her antibiotics. Your dog has worms. Take him to the vet. And if you don't stop jacking off, your tennis elbow will never get better!" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do you get when a ghost takes a crap? | Rectoplasm. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Chuck Norris threw an impact grenade and killed one hundred people. | Then the grenade blew up. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ? | Back up a few inches |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated? | Snow boarding is fun as hell. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A little black boy is in the kitchen helping his mom | She accidently knocks the flour over and covers the little boy. He says to his mom " look mom I'm white!" She smacks him and busts his lip, then she tells him to go tell his father what he said. The little boy goes to his father and says " look dad I'm white!" he hits him so hard he falls to the ground. The father tells him to go tell his grandma what he just said. The little boy goes to his grandma and says "look nana I'm white" she hits him so hard he passes out. When the little boy finally comes to he says " I've only been white for 10 minutes and I already hate all you niggers!" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I've been single for a while now and I'm staring to realize something. | They blur out A lot of Asian porn. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A guy has a massive crush on a girl | A guy has a massive crush on this girl. He is so enchanted by her that every time he see's her he gets an instant boner. In order to avoid any embarassment from an obvious boner he decides to call the girl and ask her out over the phone. To his surprise she agrees almost instantly and they make plans. As soon as he hangs up he thinks, "shit, what am I gonna do, I'll get a boner as soon as I see her and she'll never talk to me again." So like a man, he finds the perfect solution to him problem. He duct tapes and ties his dick to his leg. On date night, he goes to her door, double checks his work with a patt on his leg, check. He rings her doorbell, she opens the door, and he kicks her in the face. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? | "Firetruck" ...What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? "Popcorn" ..What were you thinking? |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do you call it when two well endowed astrophysicists have a gay sword fight? | A Large Hardon Collider. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A penguin has car trouble.. | A penguin is driving along the highway when, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rear view mirror. He pulls off the highway and finds the nearest service station, and pulls up to the garage with the car shaking and sputtering. He tells the mechanic what happened, and the mechanic says "OK, give me 10 minutes to check it out." Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone. After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?" The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal." The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | You know why Trump fans are called Trumpettes? | You only have to learn how to press three buttons, and then you can play 'em all day. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree? | Boy trees have woodpeckers. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I bought a pack of pencils and one was unsharpened. | I thought it was pretty pointless |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Kid: why is my cousin named Diamond? | Mother: because your auntie really loves diamonds Kid: well what about my name? Mother: never mind about that Richard. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I almost had to go the hospital today because a stranger threw a can of Pepsi at me... | I'm just glad it was a soft drink. Otherwise, I would have had to get surgery. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Adult store | Bob started his first day at the adult store. Half way thru the day he felt comfortable and was absorbing everything the store owner is teaching him. Then the store owner gets an emergency store and has to leave. He tells Bob "I have to leave do you want me to close the store or can you handle it" Bob without any hesitation replies "I got this, go take care of what you need" store owner leaves. After a few minutes a black Benz pulls up. A hot brunet walks in and says "hey how much for that silver dildo?" Bob says 100 bucks. She pays and goes on her way. Shortly after that 4 range rovers pull up and the hottest black woman enters the store and says "hey, how much for that gold dildo?" Bob says 500 bucks. She pays and goes on her way. In about an hour he sees a Ferrari pull up with a sexy blond exiting the car. She enters the Stor and says "hey, how much for the platinum dildo?" Bob looks around and says in a unsure voice 5,000 bucks? The blind pays for it and leaves. The store owner come back shortly after and says how did it go? Bob says "well I sold the silver dildo for $100, the gold for $500 and your thermos for 5k. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? | Art. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A little boy walks past a whore house | David was off to his first day of middle school. As he walked to the bus stop he had to pass a whore house. There sat an older lady in her 50's on the porch. As he passed, she say "hey little boy" and wiggled her pinky at him. Confused he continued walking to the bus. Later in the afternoon school let out, and he got back on the bus to go home. David hops off the bus and goes by the whore house again. Same old whore on the porch said "hey little boy", and wiggled her pinky at him. He stops and ask "why do you wiggle your pinky at me? " to which she replies, " that's how big I think your little pecker is. DESTROYED! He runs home crying to his mom and tells her the story. She had no idea what to do, so she tell him" David you're smart and I'm sure you will figure this out." So later that night David had a huge idea. So the next day comes and he's walking to the bus.m, and the same whore is out on the porch, she says "hey little boy" and wiggles her pinky. So David stops, and sticks a finger on each side of his mouth and spreads it open as wide as he could and says "good morning lady". |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Which President had the shortest term? | Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I tried to catch fog yesterday. | Mist |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? | They both work with crust. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church? | The woman in church has hope in her soul. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | In all fairness, Trump can't release his tax returns | At least not until Putin sends him his W2s. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I said hello to a feminist... | my court trial is tomorrow |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Alcohol is nothing but poison | But I drink because there are just things inside of me that need to die. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing? | Because they're Master Baiters. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | When a woman tels you it's five minutes, then it's five minutes. | Don't need to ask her every quarter of an hour. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Getting a prostate exam doesn't make you gay... | Unless you spend all day studying for it. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What's a pirates least favorite letter? | Dear sir, Your internet service has been disconnected due to terms of service violations and excessive downloading. Please return modem and accessories to your nearest Comcast location. Sincerely, Comcast |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A book fell on my head a moment ago... | I can only blame my shelf. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | My colleagues call me the pussy slayer... | I'm in charge of euthanising cats at the kennel. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Not Horny..... | A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen, I ain't horny. I'm homesick." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Minnesota's worst air disaster occurred earlier today... | ...when a Cessna 152, a small two-seater plane, crashed into a Norwegian cemetery there early this morning. Ole and Sven, working as search and rescue workers, have recovered 826 bodies so far, and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I went to prison and met my cell mate. | He asks me,"Do you want the top, or bottom bunk?" Surprised, I replied,"I'll have the top bunk." His next question is ,"Do you want to be mommy, or daddy?" "Daddy," I say, obviously... "Okay, get over here and sit on mommy's dick." Edit: mommy's dick is possesive |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | You know what grinds a Germans gear? | Nothing, they are too well engineered. Edit: Spelling |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Two guys were having a round of golf | On the 13th hole the jack sliced the ball off into the brush way off to the left. Jimmy was laughing as he placed his ball for his swing and did the same thing way off to the right. They tell each other how much they suck and move on to find there balls. Jack was first to find his in a heap of buttercups. He starts swing to get his ball loose. Before long buttercups are going everywhere as he screams at his ball. Then POOF! a fairy appears filled with rage and tears and starts yelling "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! This was my home, this was my families home! As punishment you're not going to eat butter again for a year, no 10yrs! NO! YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO EAT BUTTER AGAIN!" The POOF! the little fairy disappears. Jack thinks this is really odd, but guesses he can do without butter. He then proceeds to yell out to jimmy. Jack - "HEY JIM, WHERE DID YOUR BALL LAND?!" Jimmy - "IN A BIG BUNCH OF PUSSYWILLOWS!" Jack - "FOR GOD SAKE JIM, DONT SWING!" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Now that Donald Trump is actually building the wall, I hear Mexicans are depressed | I'm sure they'll soon get over it |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Do you know why a gun is better than a wife? | You can put a silencer on a gun. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What is a Germans favorite letter? | I don't know but it's Nazi. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? | A trip without the kids |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Did you hear about the pizza palor owner who got busted for child porn? | He was a real pizza shit |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What was Hitler's favorite color to use when painting? | Aryan white. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A guy says to God: "God... | ... to you a minute is like a million years and a penny is like a million dollars. So, could you give me a penny?" God replies "Sure, in a minute" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A boy asks his teacher to use the restroom... | The teacher says yes and the boy goes. When he goes to wash his hands, he notices the words "Purple Fusion" on the soap dispenser. He gets back to the classroom and asks his teacher what it means. The teacher sends him to the principal. He asks the principal what it means and he expels the boy. On his way home, the boy almost gets arrested for not being in school. He asks the policeman what "Purple Fusion" means and the policeman just takes off. When the boy gets home he asks his mother what it means. The mom starts crying and orders the boy to ask his father what it means. He then asks his father what it means. His father kicks him out of the house and orders him never to return. Down the road, the boy suddenly gets hit by a bus. The driver gets out and asks if he is okay. The boy just asks him what "Purple Fusion" means and the boy is then shot by the bus driver. Now in heaven, the boy asks an angel what "Purple Fusion" means. The boy is sent to hell for "being evil". In hell, the boy asks Satan what "Purple Fusion" means and Satan sends him back to heaven for "being too evil for Satan". Back in heaven, the boy asks God what "Purple Fusion" means. God hesitates for a moment and says, "Purple Fusion is a joke with absolutely no punchline that makes everyone mad at you." Credit goes to my sister, who originally told me this joke like 3 or 4 or so years ago. This is actually a simplified version of the joke. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I asked a Chinese girl for her number... | She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free Sex Tonight! I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A cat is walking home alongside a stream | When he sees a sausage floating down it. Not to miss an opportunity he pulls it out with his paw and takes it home for his wife and kittens for supper. The next day he decides to walk by the stream again, as luck would have it there's another sausage but this time bigger than the last. It takes two paws into pull it out, then takes it home to feed his wife and kittens. The following day he sees an even bigger sausage this time he reaches in and it takes him 3 paws to pull it out almost slipping in and getting wet. Again his family is loving it. The very next night on the way home a monster of a sausage floating down the stream. It takes all 4 paws to pull it from the water. Of course the cat falls in. The moral of the story, the bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy! (I've known this joke since I was 13. So it might be a bit immature for you guys) |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. | He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture and I'll show you." So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do you call a synthesizer-guitar that's out of tune? | A Synthaxe error!!! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common? | No ballroom. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I'm giving up alcohol for a month. | Wait, that came out wrong. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I was in a job interview today. The interviewing manager handed me his laptop and said, "I want you to try and sell this to me." ... | So I put the laptop under my arm, walked out of the building, and went home. Eventually he called my mobile and said, "Bring it back here right now!" I said, "$200 and it's yours." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | An Israeli doctor says | "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work." The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work." The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work." The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Two days ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What do you call the person who graduated last in their class from medical school? | Doctor |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | [Offensive] A Muslim an Atheist and a Hindu get stuck on the side of a road. | A nearby farmer decides to let them stay at his house but he only has two beds so he says one of them will have to sleep in the barn. The Atheist volunteers first and goes to sleep in the barn. However he knocks at the door of the house 15 minutes later and complains that he can't take the smell. The Hindu offers to take his place because he is used to bad smells from his childhood in India. However less than 5 minutes later the Hindu knocks at the door of the house and explains he cannot sleep there because there is a cow in the barn and they are too sacred to sleep by in his religion. Finally the Muslim offers to take his place in the barn. Much to the farmers annoyance there is one more knock at the door and the now very angry farmer is surprised to see his goat in shock at the door. "I can't sleep in there, man..." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | If a dove represents peace which bird represents true love? | The swallow. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I'm actually reasonably happy with Trump's presidency right now..... | after all, he's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen take? | Enough to kill Two and a Half Men. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I recently wrote a book about Poltergeists... | I'm pleased to say they're flying off the shelves. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Why do ants not go to church? | Because they are in sects! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs? | Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Word... | I will find you. You have my Word. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system | I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better ! \m/ |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I always thought that the brain was the most important organ | Now that I think about it, what's telling me that? |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | The best thing about having a penis... | is sharing it with people who don't. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | When I heard that my toaster wasn't water resistant... | I was shocked!! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A blonde is watching the news with her husband..... | A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder? | He got a little behind in his work. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | How did the deaf teacher give his deaf students their homework instructions? | He assigned it |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A radio station in Ireland is taking calls to find a word that is commonly used but isn't in the dictionary yet... | The first caller get's through, "Hello! What word do you think should be in the dictionary?" "Goan!" "Goan? Can you use it in a sentence?" "Yeah, go'an fuck yerself!" The caller then begins laughing until the station can cut off his call. After several more calls they get another man, "And what's your word sir?" "Smee!" "Can you use it in a sentence?" "Aye! S'mee again! Go'an fuck yerself!" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Have you ever had Ethiopian food? | Neither have they |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What does Hillary do when she loses a game of CS:GO? | She blames the Russians. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What does a robot do during sex? | He nuts and bolts! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | I was sitting in traffic today | and I got run over. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Trump hates saying "yes" to Mexicans so much | We may as well call him the "Not Si" President |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | A man went to water his garden... | He didn't have a hose or a watering can, so he improvised by filling a bucket with water and throwing it all over the garden. However, when he did so, the water only landed on every other plant. Shocked, the man threw his arms up in the air and shouted "water the odds!?" |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What's black and doesn't work? | Decaf coffee you racist fuck. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | It must be very confusing to have sex with William Shatner. You never know if he loves it or hates it. | No, don't, stop. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Refrigerator rabbit | A man opens his refrigerator and is shocked to see a rabbit inside. He asks the rabbit, "What on earth are you doing in there?!" The rabbit says "this refrigerator is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" Confused, the man says "well, yeah, so?" The rabbit replies "well, I'm westing." |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | My doctor says I need to avoid trans fats | I'm really going to miss Tumblr |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Jesus tried to solve a Rubik's cube | He died on the cross. |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | What are the strongest days of the week? | Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays. I know, I know... even I'm ashamed of myself for posting this! |
Write a joke that starts with the following setup | Reddit censorship is getting out of hand | [removed] |
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