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du du duuuuuuuu
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thank you for being a great character on house
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i'm sad to see you go
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i did n't get your 'twitter is crap' reply
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dad was admitted to hospital yesterday so want to fly to cape town to visit r1900 for monday return ticket on
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have n't tweeted in ages my twitterberry does n't work anymore help
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i do n't like these late start night shifts coupled with it being bloody light outside my window when i'm meant to be going to sleep
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longing for yesterday
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i want a guy like carmello or jimmy
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sorry to hear that
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anything specific
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x
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ha ha ha damn i had such good time chillin wit my favorite hizzo danced my face off the lodge never made it to backbooth
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work today
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im not on aim rn
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i accidentally put sugar in my food instead of salt so now i'm eating sweet fried rice my clumsiness astounds me sometimes
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why do n't the hot guys from my gym get on my train in the morning
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it 's always full of dullards
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another sales pitch today for a potential customer
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i do more sales than development these days
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downloading the torrent of last night 's sytycda where my love bj was tragically eliminated
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waiting for an update about my car
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it 's in the shop again
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bored from doing homework what is pingping doing
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the worst part about laundry is the longer that you wait to do it the more unpleasant it becomes
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oh your tweet was about weapons
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that 's covered by pandora 's box ca n't uninvent it leaving us all with mad
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fuck i ca n't sleep
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another fun confab no matter what comes of it
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i wish i had n't worked until 9 i'm gonna miss next week though
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is sooo proud with her bro
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huhu he 's so talentfull i wish i could do best like him
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i'm missing my best friends
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i miss our fun times together
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i love you guys and i miss you so much
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done with homework
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sneezing but feeling better
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28 days
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passed out last night while mum was puttin cream on mytattoo
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aww no invite
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lol jk
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coolness for the day off
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nah gentlemen
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i got class at 8am on wednesdays
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but thanks anywaylt3
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awe it always sucks when you cant sleep in your own bed hope your dad gets better he is in my prayers
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note to you all do n't go to the choclate bar schiphol
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it is passengers only
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didnt hear from my hunn today
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journalists are up there with ambulance chasing lawyers in my reckoning
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good morning world could n't sleep tonight copenhagen does n't want to leave my head
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flo rider has sampled that blue song he messed that song up for me
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oh oh
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that 's sad
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i had a extravagant yet time conserving plan lined up for today which ive now forgotten
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how have you watched it
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i tried the youtube link but it wo n't work
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missing my boyfriend who im on the phone with but its just not the same tweet
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wont get any rudd money for those in doubt
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that does sound boring as hell becs
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is sad because there was another earthquake in italy
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i am sad the dutch localization in dl2 is bad it 's incomplete and has too many truncations
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you 're not sweet
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wonderful i ll be slogging at 9 you get up at 9 eh
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hey emily you lie
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meanie
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omg whine whine whine whine housing lotery is over stfu i had to explain to qidong that he was fucked
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i stayed up too late
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did n't get the design done like i wanted to
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allergies playin up like mad today
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planting a friend today
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not been to a funeral in gt20 years
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no music today
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blipfm is undergoing maintenance
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oh you went clubbing without me lol next time we can do it together
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just realized im talking to no one
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what a sad thought if it isnt
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lt3 cc
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does n't want to go to school tomorrow
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it 's the last day but it 's also twyla 's day off
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u ca n't sip crap vodka
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nope not done got ominous knee pain not good
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off to the doctor 's today emily has a rash which looks like the measles
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so has mine
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what 's wrong with being an attention whore
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on the coach gonna be fun
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misses rach already
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i'm always up late
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i wish i was a morning person but i'm not
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ahhhhhhh
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everyones doing laundry except me
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boxee now has pandora
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useless to me here in oz
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boo hoo
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i hurt my leg
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no not yet but also need to finish the rest of it
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thank uuu
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i know i heard youre in dallas
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downy weather where 's the summer
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i'm getting pissy lately i know i make mormon jokes at you i'm sorry
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