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i hear mormon jokes now and i feel bad
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also i realize that sounded a tad dramaqueen but i have n't been sick in years
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it 's hittin me hard this time
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okay i'm sorry that was mean
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i'm not nice
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craaaaap
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my macbook pro is kernel panicking a lot now
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i think i'm going to be forced into an upgrade sooner than this summer
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pose ta b goin ta az dis week i hope lol
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well that made me sad i sat down to watch tv and then remembered i dont have cable anymore
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lol
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thank you
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i have to now do it all again today
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had a lovely day at the beach followed by dinner with a gorgeous lady roll on the work today booo
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i agreee
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clearly they only want attention sorry i could n't catch the train mateee
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i got smoke in my eyes now they burn
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loves what file framework module could do but is sick of bitcache errors making it impossible to upload files
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i feel lonely today
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i wish i could go to bed
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haha my house is creepy at night
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it creaks and stuff scary
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lol i'm gonna go to bed
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ca n't upload my pic
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ah i hate flu now its third day
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guess what happened accidently i shaved my eye brows off
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i need glasses
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but i like reading the bullshit
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im so confused this sucks
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has to study math 4 econ but isnt in the mood
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still on my quotlions amp tigers amp bearsquot shyt but god is good consequently i will be too
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why do other people get replies
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damn stiff neck day 2
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no le gusta house of house 5 min intro
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missing the fab five
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it was a repeat tonight for gossip girl
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is losing her hubby for a week tomorrow for work
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easter and all
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i'm thinking of getting my old fm tuner from the garage as i'm having problems when my pc just stops playing audio
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i want my money from kevo to hurry up
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anybody willing to help me
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i 've been trying to make a sad tune on the piano for a new song but it always ends up happy and bright
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good for me
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i have n't gone to bed
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baking oatmeal chocolate chip cookies to make me tired
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i ca n't sleep
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and so the editing of 3000 wedding shots begins
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my facebook is fucked
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i thought i saw you there
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you were walking out the door when i saw you
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sweet
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that was fun except it stretched my browser and i was watching twit
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ads not yet appeared google adsense team said it may delay 48 hrs on
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tired i need a regular 95
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my dog is in my room snoring
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going to sleep hoping to wake up and tommorow will be wednesday instead of tuesday i really do n't want to go to work
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nite
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i still cant go to sleep
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im such an insomniac this week
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basically
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i feel like i need to take better care of myself after seeing that fool
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no more juicin' for me
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still spitting out stitches from that bone graft
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hooray for the ever so reliable signalflare server
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well that was a fun nights work now to start the working day
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sleepin
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halo tonight before you leave
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not off the side of the bridge i hope
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watchin i'm not there
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and missing heath ledger
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sorry your day was a waste hope you found some good bits in it and yay you are homeward bound
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im so jealous i want salsa but the cookies were amazing
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blip is quotunder maintenancequot amp i'm goin' through withdrawel
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hey neighbor neither can i
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its such a sad situation
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though 1in3 of us will be beaten
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in us every 15 seconds amp 3 killed a day
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it 's sadly commonplace
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and so the editing of 3000 wedding shots begins
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journalist throws shoe at chidambaram
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starting to resent always being struck by creativity after midnight then having to get up for work in the morning
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what 's the best way to eat reheated pizza i keep trying to eat this one but it 's too hot and makes my mouth be in pain
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nothing was sick all day it sucked im just up late cant sleep
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even with the best intentions i'm late for work again
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thank you
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i spent ages on thursday tidying up then along came everyone and it looked like a right tip again
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heroes is losing it 's momentum come on writers pick it up
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its so boring
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is back at work although i wish i was back in bed
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its sprained
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so glad im on holidays
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stupid bus was early i missed it
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stupid thing then i missed the bus after that
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finally got a bus then missed my second ' gutz
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problem is they are n't appealing to a wide enough audience even though they think they may be
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yikes
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now i have no clues what to do
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i am engaged to muppet orlando and i just realised oh my god i cant marry justin timberlake
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gosh itt 939 am and i am soooo tired quotyawnquot i want to go back to sleep but i cant
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on the train sans guardian
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