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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. |
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A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason details are sketchy. |
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Team work is important: it helps to put the blame on someone else. |
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. |
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How did I escape Iraq? Iran. |
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball. |
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I was addicted to the hokey pokey but thankfully, I turned myself around. |
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I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're bothlefts which, on the one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right. |
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Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box. |
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Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. |
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