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The ALP response to the election result seems to be that the voters got it wrong That wont serve them very well
Now I know what it means to go back to the Dark Ages what does the future hold for the , , ,
If was Bill Shorten and not what his advisors wanted him to be, tonight he would be prime minister
Wow The polls were accurate today, NOT
Fixed it
Fair to say Tanya Plibersek is a bit salty on ABC right now
Penny Wong still arrogantly thinking Labor is the only way to go Apparently Labor is losing because the LNP played dirty not that Labors policies have been rejected by the voters
Sporting bet taking odds on next Labor leader
It doesnt look like Penny will be shaking Arthurs gland tonight
Me an hour ago Weve finished counting votes at our polling centre, today was good and I made a decent amount of money because of it Yay Me now after turning the TV onto ABC Fuck Were all fucked
Aus election is fucked Im watching Keanu Reeves on buzzfeed
This is our Trump moment
Goodbye Bill, goodbye Chris, people took your advice and didnt vote for you
how disrespectful is your commentary and a red shoe to signify a loss Its an election not a childrens show
Five wins in a row celebrated by and in the seat of Parkes
Wheres Alex Turnbul tonight
Bloody young ones dont know how hard it is out there They dont care about this world
OMG You people who voted for scomo clearly didnt understand he is trying to give banks 14b or some ridiculous number meanwhile cutting education money and hospital money Now we will be stuck with shitty liberals for the next 3 years
Thats all I bloody need This guy set us down a bad path amp we show no signs of turning around
Aus will keep progressing forward as a country God bless this country
Pass the gin
This guy Stop smiling
Its lovely to see Howard doing all these interviews Hes a lively conversationalist
its the sample when it comes to poll inaccuracy and also the complete inability to reach normal people Who answers their phone to an unknown number Who wants to do a survey or poll Trump and brexit the same Polls and research dead
Not really feeling the likely outcome of this Australian election Good time to try some homemade cider though
This is what the election results are at the moment which I am very disappointed in our land is going overseas and nothing is going to be done with climate change
I fuckin give up
If you feeling down about this election, you should watch Knock Down The House on It probably wont make you feel better, but you might feel there is still hope out there
Shambles
Interesting to look at first preference votes in the seat of at this stage a swing of 14 against Labor and a swing of 57 to the Greens
Serves Australia right Time to rid preferences and win on your own votes
Nice to see lots of new female MPs all round
Congrats Australia, looks like you prefer straight up corruption and Murdoch propaganda over legitimate policies Congrats, the majority of us are either richgreedy or dumb fucks
Goodness, Labour has been decimated Couldnt happen to a nicer party or a better leader
I feel like killing myself WTF Australia
When you gotta vote for the right man
Alex Trumble has left the building
Who cares about getting penalties rates back when you cant afford childcare to return to work anyway
Imagine being the person who dropped 1m on the ALP to win youd be feeling a little sick at the moment wouldnt you
The sooner Chardonnaysipping, wealthhoarding, selfserving baby boomers die the fuck off, the better off this country will be And take your fucking franking credits with you
If has called it, i believe it I may be a liberal voter but I would trust that man with my mortgagelifeeverything
When I heard that I thought it was completely ridiculous Turned out I was right They were too smart by half
Anyone in QLD getting all sensitive and saying how embarrassed they are can jump in their cars and head south or west If you think your vote is worth than any other individuals youre an arrogant arse
Sick to my core Glad Im heading overseas for a few months
has to stand down This election was The ALPs to lose, and yet you still did I sit here in despair, thinking of another four years of a party in power that does not reflect my values How did this happen 12
despite polls that toppled successive PMs 2 Liberals lately they were wrong every time Majority liberal gov is most likely
Every single person in Australia who lists pollster on their profile is frantically pressing the delete button These people couldnt pick their nose
The people of dickson need to be shot
b u t w h y
Another surprising result for pollsters in the Australian election Ive got news for you western people left churches because they were sick of being preached at and told what to think the left do the same thing Learn
Liberal we know we took away jobs from you but what were gonna do is promise more jobs so it looks good but really we took them away in the first place and also wtf is climate change Were on average like 80 years old so it wont matter tbh ok cool thx
Is Peter Dutton smiling
This is disturbing
Honestly the most exciting thing about this election
Me practicing my Oscar winloss faces in the mirror
Wheres Malcolm Count Trumbula is just hanging around in NY atm
LIKE IF PEOPLE WERE SO UNHAPPY WITH THE LIBS WHY ARE THEY VOTING THEM IN AGAIN
Is a thing yet
Whats happening The world is ending, my head is exploding I didnt get to vote today but looks like it wouldnt have made a difference anyway
So does this mean the conservatives are taking over the Liberal party now
Im so very disappointed with my countrymen Why do you all have it in for healthcare, education and climate change so much
Ive submitted a question to the ABCs You Ask, We Answer project before Click here to ask a question
Im going to bed See you in 3 years
I CANNOT believe this country I live in
Live Green says Labor cant form government on the numbers hes seeing has called it
931 and has called it for LNP
Hes called it
Taking lot lots of Ls today
Similarly perplexed as to WTF is happening up there For goodness sake,
Morrison government reelected
Australia, you should be very fucking ashamed of yourself
Just goes to show that negative campaigns work God have mercy on us all
Concerns me how many people are more worried about volunteer parents of school kids not cooking enough sausages, as opposed to who governs our country
Election night in seat of The major party candidates have gathered with supporters to watch results roll in Liberal MP Nola Marino won the seat at the last election with a margin of 126
Hey How terrible must you be to lose to that Fundamentalist Prick
Honestly, who participates in these opinion polls
No more coalition governments
How much is an Opinion Poll worth
Congrats for winning there hope for
Doesnt matter if youre happy or mad at tonights outcome, we can all agree Australia has one of the best voting systems in the world Also there is still a good chance we will have a new PM before the next elections anyway
There is not enough Vodka and not enough Tim Tams to get me through tonight
Never wanted my own home Didnt want penalty rates anyway Oh yeah, and the Great Barrier Reef is pretty much dead already, so who cares
This election has guaranteed an increase of farright and farleft rhetoric needed to compete with minor parties going into the next decade
I am also furious at our country We had the opportunity to send a message about climate change and equality and we sent the wrong message
Feeling this fucking lyric Rn
Well it looks like Ill be vacating this country
Feeling a bit sad and less hopeful about the future
Imagine if our election campaigns were this sophisticatedcandidates disclosing their primary form of transport in the city Its not just about transport sustainability but how candidates relate to and understand the people they represent
I want you all to know that if you voted for the libs, nationals, one nation etc Im disappointed in you personally
Its been a long day working as a polling assistant today But our counting is done for the night Best team Ive ever worked with on an Election Day
I must commend for their impeccable reading of public sentiment this election
So, is Bills future looking a bit wobbly Will he get to experience what it feels to be on the receiving end of a coup
was live for
Sigh
Morrison is going to be completely lacking in grace and humility
Aaaaargh Why Queensland, why
Hopefully that path is quickly closed Common sense prevails and the Coalition win this election
Its offical we are country of easily scared manipulated and fooled idiots Ashamed to be Australian today
Queensland what hurt you
Were fucking fucked

The ALP response to the election result seems to be that the voters got it wrong That wont serve them very well

Now I know what it means to go back to the Dark Ages what does the future hold for the , , ,

If was Bill Shorten and not what his advisors wanted him to be, tonight he would be prime minister

Wow The polls were accurate today, NOT

Fixed it

Fair to say Tanya Plibersek is a bit salty on ABC right now

Penny Wong still arrogantly thinking Labor is the only way to go Apparently Labor is losing because the LNP played dirty not that Labors policies have been rejected by the voters

Sporting bet taking odds on next Labor leader

It doesnt look like Penny will be shaking Arthurs gland tonight

Me an hour ago Weve finished counting votes at our polling centre, today was good and I made a decent amount of money because of it Yay Me now after turning the TV onto ABC Fuck Were all fucked

Aus election is fucked Im watching Keanu Reeves on buzzfeed

This is our Trump moment

Goodbye Bill, goodbye Chris, people took your advice and didnt vote for you

how disrespectful is your commentary and a red shoe to signify a loss Its an election not a childrens show

Five wins in a row celebrated by and in the seat of Parkes

Wheres Alex Turnbul tonight

Bloody young ones dont know how hard it is out there They dont care about this world

OMG You people who voted for scomo clearly didnt understand he is trying to give banks 14b or some ridiculous number meanwhile cutting education money and hospital money Now we will be stuck with shitty liberals for the next 3 years

Thats all I bloody need This guy set us down a bad path amp we show no signs of turning around

Aus will keep progressing forward as a country God bless this country

Pass the gin

This guy Stop smiling

Its lovely to see Howard doing all these interviews Hes a lively conversationalist

its the sample when it comes to poll inaccuracy and also the complete inability to reach normal people Who answers their phone to an unknown number Who wants to do a survey or poll Trump and brexit the same Polls and research dead

Not really feeling the likely outcome of this Australian election Good time to try some homemade cider though

This is what the election results are at the moment which I am very disappointed in our land is going overseas and nothing is going to be done with climate change

I fuckin give up

If you feeling down about this election, you should watch Knock Down The House on It probably wont make you feel better, but you might feel there is still hope out there

Shambles

Interesting to look at first preference votes in the seat of at this stage a swing of 14 against Labor and a swing of 57 to the Greens

Serves Australia right Time to rid preferences and win on your own votes

Nice to see lots of new female MPs all round

Congrats Australia, looks like you prefer straight up corruption and Murdoch propaganda over legitimate policies Congrats, the majority of us are either richgreedy or dumb fucks

Goodness, Labour has been decimated Couldnt happen to a nicer party or a better leader

I feel like killing myself WTF Australia

When you gotta vote for the right man

Alex Trumble has left the building

Who cares about getting penalties rates back when you cant afford childcare to return to work anyway

Imagine being the person who dropped 1m on the ALP to win youd be feeling a little sick at the moment wouldnt you

The sooner Chardonnaysipping, wealthhoarding, selfserving baby boomers die the fuck off, the better off this country will be And take your fucking franking credits with you

If has called it, i believe it I may be a liberal voter but I would trust that man with my mortgagelifeeverything

When I heard that I thought it was completely ridiculous Turned out I was right They were too smart by half

Anyone in QLD getting all sensitive and saying how embarrassed they are can jump in their cars and head south or west If you think your vote is worth than any other individuals youre an arrogant arse

Sick to my core Glad Im heading overseas for a few months

has to stand down This election was The ALPs to lose, and yet you still did I sit here in despair, thinking of another four years of a party in power that does not reflect my values How did this happen 12

despite polls that toppled successive PMs 2 Liberals lately they were wrong every time Majority liberal gov is most likely

Every single person in Australia who lists pollster on their profile is frantically pressing the delete button These people couldnt pick their nose

The people of dickson need to be shot

b u t w h y

Another surprising result for pollsters in the Australian election Ive got news for you western people left churches because they were sick of being preached at and told what to think the left do the same thing Learn

Liberal we know we took away jobs from you but what were gonna do is promise more jobs so it looks good but really we took them away in the first place and also wtf is climate change Were on average like 80 years old so it wont matter tbh ok cool thx

Is Peter Dutton smiling

This is disturbing

Honestly the most exciting thing about this election

Me practicing my Oscar winloss faces in the mirror

Wheres Malcolm Count Trumbula is just hanging around in NY atm

LIKE IF PEOPLE WERE SO UNHAPPY WITH THE LIBS WHY ARE THEY VOTING THEM IN AGAIN

Is a thing yet

Whats happening The world is ending, my head is exploding I didnt get to vote today but looks like it wouldnt have made a difference anyway

So does this mean the conservatives are taking over the Liberal party now

Im so very disappointed with my countrymen Why do you all have it in for healthcare, education and climate change so much

Ive submitted a question to the ABCs You Ask, We Answer project before Click here to ask a question

Im going to bed See you in 3 years

I CANNOT believe this country I live in

Live Green says Labor cant form government on the numbers hes seeing has called it

931 and has called it for LNP

Hes called it

Taking lot lots of Ls today

Similarly perplexed as to WTF is happening up there For goodness sake,

Morrison government reelected

Australia, you should be very fucking ashamed of yourself

Just goes to show that negative campaigns work God have mercy on us all

Concerns me how many people are more worried about volunteer parents of school kids not cooking enough sausages, as opposed to who governs our country

Election night in seat of The major party candidates have gathered with supporters to watch results roll in Liberal MP Nola Marino won the seat at the last election with a margin of 126

Hey How terrible must you be to lose to that Fundamentalist Prick

Honestly, who participates in these opinion polls

No more coalition governments

How much is an Opinion Poll worth

Congrats for winning there hope for

Doesnt matter if youre happy or mad at tonights outcome, we can all agree Australia has one of the best voting systems in the world Also there is still a good chance we will have a new PM before the next elections anyway

There is not enough Vodka and not enough Tim Tams to get me through tonight

Never wanted my own home Didnt want penalty rates anyway Oh yeah, and the Great Barrier Reef is pretty much dead already, so who cares

This election has guaranteed an increase of farright and farleft rhetoric needed to compete with minor parties going into the next decade

I am also furious at our country We had the opportunity to send a message about climate change and equality and we sent the wrong message

Feeling this fucking lyric Rn

Well it looks like Ill be vacating this country

Feeling a bit sad and less hopeful about the future

Imagine if our election campaigns were this sophisticatedcandidates disclosing their primary form of transport in the city Its not just about transport sustainability but how candidates relate to and understand the people they represent

I want you all to know that if you voted for the libs, nationals, one nation etc Im disappointed in you personally

Its been a long day working as a polling assistant today But our counting is done for the night Best team Ive ever worked with on an Election Day

I must commend for their impeccable reading of public sentiment this election

So, is Bills future looking a bit wobbly Will he get to experience what it feels to be on the receiving end of a coup

was live for

Sigh

Morrison is going to be completely lacking in grace and humility

Aaaaargh Why Queensland, why

Hopefully that path is quickly closed Common sense prevails and the Coalition win this election

Its offical we are country of easily scared manipulated and fooled idiots Ashamed to be Australian today

Queensland what hurt you

Were fucking fucked