SouthernCrossAI/Tweets_Australian_Election_2019

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Increasingly looking like its going to be a hung parliament Labor not picking up enough to make up for losses in Tasmania, Queensland
Penny Wong looks like a woman whos checked out of a relationship but is wearily making it through one more Christmas with her inlaws
Looked this AM, odds for Labor was a shoe in for 110 and 7 to Coalition on Sportsbet Looks like the odds have Shortened by a fair margin Will Morrison get away with a win Scott free or will they lose a few scalps in the marginal seats
I looked earlier, odds for Labor was a shoe in at 110 7 to Coalition on Sportsbet Looks like the odds have Shortened by a fair margin Will Morrison get away with a win Scott free or will they lose a few scalps in the marginal seats
Election night, things arent going well and theres no tonic in the house Neat gin it is then
Clive Palmer may have just bought our entire democracy and given it to the Coalition
When today is over Clive Palmer better stop giving me his shitty ads about his shitty party thanks xx
According to Sportsbet the libs are now favourites
Done my part
Im at a family birthday restaurant was showing Channel 7s election coverage so I asked if they could change to coverage and they did
Queensland needs to go
Dave Sharma with 47 of the primary Surely he wins If he loses due to preferences, its an indictment on the voting system
Boycott Queensland
if you lose this election or its a hung parliament all your decision makers should be shot The public told u for months they hate yet you continued to force him on us Bob would be turning in his grave
Labor doesnt have a problem in Queensland Queensland have a problem in Queensland with Queenslanders Queenslanders are the problem
No more You bloody ripper
I knew I married my husband so we could cuddle on the couch and watch together
Ive submitted a question to the ABCs You Ask, We Answer project before Click here to ask a question
Thoughts on Dutton
Whos in favour of seceeding
The Raiders or the politicians
An 11 swing to George Christiansen What is happening
Despairing at my fellow Australians at the moment
11 swing TO Christensen Qld WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
Looking like an LNP win IMHO
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO US QLD
Still wishing got a shot at being PM
I wonder if the ABC will be so happy when they are gone
Reckon I was the last one to cast vote in the Australian Federal elections 2019, hope my vote counts
Wheres Kerry Obrien when you need him
Not the early night so many called
QLD you suck Im moving to VIC
Its going to be another long one D
Can this be the last time we have to see Tony Abbott on our TV
My theory is that heaps of young people prepolled and the majority of those would have voted ALP
Totally moral party that isnt trying to screw over vulnerable people at every chance
Scott Morrison is a very good communicator of complete BS
Why yes I am sitting on my couch eating my body weight in pizza whilst watching election coverage on a Saturday night, Im a catch
Just waiting for to start trending
Have you ever stood in a big pile of dog shit amp felt the joy of getting it finally off your shoe Congratulations to the LNP
Huge congratulations fantastic victory over
Come on WA, lets bring this home
Warringah voters to Tony
In ya budgie smugglers
Some small consolation I suppose
Wait, what the hell is happening
well this is stressful
Tony Abbott to deliver his concession speech Savour the moment my friends
Anyone started blaming Murdoch and his papers yet for the LNP numbers
Dont like people in Casey either
WTF Queensland
Wow got owned
To all the voters of tonight Fuck You
Poor reporter in Waringah needs a microphone with much smaller pickup area
Me for the last two hours those pre poll votes better turn this around
Your network is an embarrassment
Australian media obviously polarised over ABCs election panel has three women and three men Nines has four women and four men Seven has five men and two women Sky has five men and one woman
Cmon you Sandgropers
Pre poll was massive and tends to skew to the left This could turn out ok
Upside of the results at the moment, is that WA will count
Well done Zali Steggall Incredible skier and hopefully just as strong in the tough world of politics
Its a full moon
Live now The Show 2019
I am living for Alan Jones sulking over Tony Abbotts loss on
Giant douche or Turd Sandwich
People in you are a bunch of pricks Seriously was your pick
Put your onions out for Uncle Tony
Dreams do come true
And I just laughed at something Andrew Probyn said
What the fuck are we doing Queensland
So Abbotts gone does that mean the special envoy role goes with him I never understood why we needed that role anyway If the Indigenous Minister is doing hishers job properly then we shouldnt need a special envoy We need more action, not more people
Viewing Party and everything is going well so far
this is the good place
Kudos your online election coverage, reporting and visualisations are fantastic
Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead
standing ovation for the people of Warringah
Come on Labor
Mood atm
How do you like them onions, Tony
Goodbye Tone
is absolutely killing it on Only wish I could vote for her leadership, honesty, and sharp intellect into the premiership
DID ANTONY GREEN JUST CALL WARRINGAH
Bye
Almost official that Tony Abbott is not returning to his office from tomorrow Congratulations
Warringah voters go Anyone But Tony Strong performance from winner
Bloody hell Queenslanders
BYE BYE
Tony The Turd is gone
Can we just fuck Queensland right off thanks
Fuck you QLD voters and Im a Queenslander
Um Why is there no landslide yet
Bye Tony
Very pleased to play a small part in losing his seat
Whats the best channel to watch
I am feeling stress
686 km today, nearly 900 more to go tomorrow Time for amp
Just cracked the Mateus What is this shitshow
Retiring politician Cathy McGowan looks at results, hoping another independent can win Indi
Is there any collection of syllables more pleasing to the ear than Zali Steggall
Its becoming a very interesting election all of a sudden Winning and losing seats all over the place this will be a fascinating night

Increasingly looking like its going to be a hung parliament Labor not picking up enough to make up for losses in Tasmania, Queensland

Penny Wong looks like a woman whos checked out of a relationship but is wearily making it through one more Christmas with her inlaws

Looked this AM, odds for Labor was a shoe in for 110 and 7 to Coalition on Sportsbet Looks like the odds have Shortened by a fair margin Will Morrison get away with a win Scott free or will they lose a few scalps in the marginal seats

I looked earlier, odds for Labor was a shoe in at 110 7 to Coalition on Sportsbet Looks like the odds have Shortened by a fair margin Will Morrison get away with a win Scott free or will they lose a few scalps in the marginal seats

Election night, things arent going well and theres no tonic in the house Neat gin it is then

Clive Palmer may have just bought our entire democracy and given it to the Coalition

When today is over Clive Palmer better stop giving me his shitty ads about his shitty party thanks xx

According to Sportsbet the libs are now favourites

Done my part

Im at a family birthday restaurant was showing Channel 7s election coverage so I asked if they could change to coverage and they did

Queensland needs to go

Dave Sharma with 47 of the primary Surely he wins If he loses due to preferences, its an indictment on the voting system

Boycott Queensland

if you lose this election or its a hung parliament all your decision makers should be shot The public told u for months they hate yet you continued to force him on us Bob would be turning in his grave

Labor doesnt have a problem in Queensland Queensland have a problem in Queensland with Queenslanders Queenslanders are the problem

No more You bloody ripper

I knew I married my husband so we could cuddle on the couch and watch together

Ive submitted a question to the ABCs You Ask, We Answer project before Click here to ask a question

Thoughts on Dutton

Whos in favour of seceeding

The Raiders or the politicians

An 11 swing to George Christiansen What is happening

Despairing at my fellow Australians at the moment

11 swing TO Christensen Qld WHAT ARE YOU THINKING

Looking like an LNP win IMHO

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO US QLD

Still wishing got a shot at being PM

I wonder if the ABC will be so happy when they are gone

Reckon I was the last one to cast vote in the Australian Federal elections 2019, hope my vote counts

Wheres Kerry Obrien when you need him

Not the early night so many called

QLD you suck Im moving to VIC

Its going to be another long one D

Can this be the last time we have to see Tony Abbott on our TV

My theory is that heaps of young people prepolled and the majority of those would have voted ALP

Totally moral party that isnt trying to screw over vulnerable people at every chance

Scott Morrison is a very good communicator of complete BS

Why yes I am sitting on my couch eating my body weight in pizza whilst watching election coverage on a Saturday night, Im a catch

Just waiting for to start trending

Have you ever stood in a big pile of dog shit amp felt the joy of getting it finally off your shoe Congratulations to the LNP

Huge congratulations fantastic victory over

Come on WA, lets bring this home

Warringah voters to Tony

In ya budgie smugglers

Some small consolation I suppose

Wait, what the hell is happening

well this is stressful

Tony Abbott to deliver his concession speech Savour the moment my friends

Anyone started blaming Murdoch and his papers yet for the LNP numbers

Dont like people in Casey either

WTF Queensland

Wow got owned

To all the voters of tonight Fuck You

Poor reporter in Waringah needs a microphone with much smaller pickup area

Me for the last two hours those pre poll votes better turn this around

Your network is an embarrassment

Australian media obviously polarised over ABCs election panel has three women and three men Nines has four women and four men Seven has five men and two women Sky has five men and one woman

Cmon you Sandgropers

Pre poll was massive and tends to skew to the left This could turn out ok

Upside of the results at the moment, is that WA will count

Well done Zali Steggall Incredible skier and hopefully just as strong in the tough world of politics

Its a full moon

Live now The Show 2019

I am living for Alan Jones sulking over Tony Abbotts loss on

Giant douche or Turd Sandwich

People in you are a bunch of pricks Seriously was your pick

Put your onions out for Uncle Tony

Dreams do come true

And I just laughed at something Andrew Probyn said

What the fuck are we doing Queensland

So Abbotts gone does that mean the special envoy role goes with him I never understood why we needed that role anyway If the Indigenous Minister is doing hishers job properly then we shouldnt need a special envoy We need more action, not more people

Viewing Party and everything is going well so far

this is the good place

Kudos your online election coverage, reporting and visualisations are fantastic

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead

standing ovation for the people of Warringah

Come on Labor

Mood atm

How do you like them onions, Tony

Goodbye Tone

is absolutely killing it on Only wish I could vote for her leadership, honesty, and sharp intellect into the premiership

DID ANTONY GREEN JUST CALL WARRINGAH

Bye

Almost official that Tony Abbott is not returning to his office from tomorrow Congratulations

Warringah voters go Anyone But Tony Strong performance from winner

Bloody hell Queenslanders

BYE BYE

Tony The Turd is gone

Can we just fuck Queensland right off thanks

Fuck you QLD voters and Im a Queenslander

Um Why is there no landslide yet

Bye Tony

Very pleased to play a small part in losing his seat

Whats the best channel to watch

I am feeling stress

686 km today, nearly 900 more to go tomorrow Time for amp

Just cracked the Mateus What is this shitshow

Retiring politician Cathy McGowan looks at results, hoping another independent can win Indi

Is there any collection of syllables more pleasing to the ear than Zali Steggall

Its becoming a very interesting election all of a sudden Winning and losing seats all over the place this will be a fascinating night