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fancy : so , james , the man you saw with your father -- do you know his name ? fancy 's voice : oh , rats . some cop i 've turned out to be . i ca n't even grill a kid . fancy : i guess you 've said enough for one night , huh ? james : there he is . fancy : who ? oh , my god . fancy : darn it . i ca n't see his face at all . spike : yeah , if i play my cards right , some day all this is going to be mine . fancy : come on , come on . if he turns his head , i can identify the killer . [ scene_break ] sheridan : who are you to judge who i 'm with ? you know what , you 're one to talk ... you , who dated beth , a well - known psycho . luis : that 's good . at least i did n't marry her . i 'm not the one who married a murderer ! chris : what is going on in here ? sheridan : luis is here to arrest you . he thinks that you murdered phyllis . [ scene_break ] whitney : oh , honey , i just have to tell you again how sorry i am , ok ? chad : stop apologizing , whitney , please . whitney : chad , i ca n't help it . i mean , to think that i was actually worried that you were having an affair -- with valerie , no less . i should know you would never do anything like that . { chad : if whitney knew what i was doing , she 'd hate me . } chad : baby , you 're right , you 're the only woman for me . whitney : aw . whitney : oh , there 's a table . i 'd better go grab it , ok ? chad : all right . what am i doing ? if whitney only knew i was n't the man she thinks i am . [ scene_break ] eve : excuse me . i got your message . god , i just ca n't believe it . ivy : yeah , well , believe it , thanks to that blabbermouth , kay . eve : ok , ok , so wait , does sam know everything ? does he know that you hired david to pretend to be grace 's husband to break up their marriage ? ivy : yes , sam knows the whole thing . eve : why are you sitting here drinking ? you should be over at the bennett house , down your knees , asking sam to forgive you . sam is n't even speaking to me and he kicked me out of the house . eve : well , god , you could hardly blame him . you 've ripped his family apart , you broke up his marriage . it was despicable , ivy . ivy : you helped me , remember ? eve : you blackmailed me . so ... did anybody mention my name ? ivy : no . not yet . but it 's going to come out . it has to . when sam gets the dna test that proved that john was grace and david 's son , it 's going to bother him , and he 's going to try to figure out how the test results got changed , partner . eve : oh , no . ivy : so you might as well start drinking , too , because everyone in town is going to know that you knew all along that i hired david to pose as grace 's husband and you never said a word . you sold your best friend down the river . eve : but i did n't want to do that . you made me do it because you would 've told everyone in the world about my past . ivy : you had a choice , eve , and you chose to protect yourself rather than save your best friend 's marriage . julian : you hypocrite . you 're worse than i thought . is there no end to your lies ? [ scene_break ] noah : check it out , your mother 's here . ethan : i do n't care . it 's amazing , is n't it , that halloween night is when i find out that my mother is actually a real live witch ? kind of puts a nice bow on the whole thing , does n't it ? see , when she lied to me all those years , passing me off as a crane , i thought that was the worst thing that a person could ever do . and now this . she literally ripped your parents ' marriage apart so she could , what , rekindle an old love affair ? what was she thinking ? noah : well , you know , when the truth about your paternity suit came out , i do n't know , you 'd think she would 've learned . the truth always comes out , eventually . ethan : well , i do n't forgive this kind of deception . not from my mother , not from anyone . [ scene_break ] gwen : forget it , theresa , i have him now . your secret is coming out . theresa : oh , not a chance , gwen . gwen : j.t . , spit it out , ok ? spit out the secret . theresa : there is nothing , gwen ! j.t . : ladies , please , do n't break the merchandise -- which , like all merchandise , is for sale . gwen : listen , j.t . , listen , listen , you have to tell me the secret , ok , because it must be huge . it must be huge . theresa has been so obsessed with you finding ethan so you can tell him that my mother and i were the ones who emailed that file to the tabloid . theresa : the file that ruined his life ! gwen : yeah , but now -- now all of a sudden she 'll do anything to keep you away from ethan so you do n't tell him what you know . what is it , j.t . ? j.t . : cha - ching , cha - ching . gwen : i will pay you ! i promise you , i will pay you ! listen , this does n't make any sense , ok ? look , if ethan found out that we were the ones who emailed the tabloid , theresa could make all her dreams come true , yet because of whatever you know , she 's willing to walk away from her golden opportunity to get back with ethan . please tell me her secret ! [ j.t . laughs ] gwen : j.t . , it is not funny ! j.t . : it 's -- it 's hilarious ! i can take either of you any day in my birthday suit -- which is not a bad way to spend an evening , actually . gwen : j.t . , what is theresa 's big secret ? what does she not want ethan to know ? theresa : do n't you dare say a word , j.t . ! j.t . : ooh , you 're a smart lady , gwen . i hope you take after your talented and limber mother . theresa : quiet , j.t . ! gwen : stop it ! j.t . : you know , if you ladies want to get physical with me , i got another idea how this could go . gwen : oh , gross , j.t . ! stay on the subject ! j.t . : oh , you are smart , gwen . you knew something big was in the air . gwen : of course i did . theresa turned her back on the one thing she lives for , my husband ! now , j.t . , what is her secret ? you can have all the money in the world . and remember , my mother is part of the deal , too . j.t . : oh , rebecca . oh , the things that she can do with a box of peanut brittle will make your toes curl right up . all right , gwen , you win . i 'll tell you . theresa : not in this lifetime ! consider that payment in full ! gwen : no ! [ scene_break ] chris : arrest me ? i did n't murder phyllis . how many times do i have to tell you ? sheridan : there is just no getting through to him . chris : luis , your theory is absurd . why , why would i kill a maid ? luis : well , there 's evidence that points to your involvement , evidence that i can not ignore . chris : what kind of evidence ? sheridan : do n't . do n't even listen to him . you just want to pin this murder on my husband for one reason , and one reason only -- because he is my husband . luis : that 's not true . sheridan : oh , yes , it is . you have had it in for chris from the very beginning , ever since you found out we were married . you would do anything to tear him down in my eyes . luis : no , i am simply trying to do my job . chris : let 's all just calm down . listen , i understand that you 're trying to do an investigation , but you 're way off base if you think that i 'm involved . i had nothing to do with this . luis : well , great , then certainly you would n't mind coming down to the station and answering a few of my questions . chris : are you really putting me under arrest ? sheridan : luis , do n't you dare ! chris has done nothing wrong . he is honest and good . i will have you know that he actually helped the fbi bring down one of the mob enterprises . his life was threatened and he had to go into the witness protection program . luis : what ? sheridan : one of the mobsters followed him here to harmony . so why on earth would he get involved in something illegal , let alone get involved with my father ? chris : your father ? sheridan : you know , it makes me so sad to realize that you think that little of me , that no man would ever find an interest in me unless he was hired by my father . chris : you think that i was -- luis : stop putting words into my mouth , because i never said that . sheridan : no , i do n't have to because you are obsessed with conspiracy theories . you know what , you 're worse than oliver stone . my father did not hire chris to marry me . look , he never even met my father until we were already involved . luis : you do n't know that . sheridan : there you go again . look , he fought my father . he punched my father out in my defense . any man that works for my father would not do that , you know that . luis : that could 've been a setup . chris : you 're insane . sheridan : no , he is pigheaded , and he always has been . chris has nothing to do with my father and he is not mixed up in this murder . if i believed any of that for one second , then that would mean my whole marriage was a fraud . [ scene_break ] fancy : why wo n't he turn around ? james , honey , um , are you sure this was the man who hurt your daddy ? james : uh - huh . spike : oh , that 's just what i need . fancy : oh , no , he 's getting away . i need to go after him . but i ca n't leave james . paloma : hi , have you seen -- fancy : oh , paloma ! you are a lifesaver . please stay with james . carve a pumpkin or something . i think i know who killed phyllis . he was just outside the window . paloma : what ? fancy : yeah , i ca n't explain . i 've got to go after him or he 'll get away . paloma : fancy , wait , you might get hurt ! [ scene_break ] ivy : how long have you been standing there ? julian : well , long enough to understand that you helped dear ivy here destroy sam and grace 's marriage . aiding and abetting , hmm ? yeah , i always thought there was something oily about that david fellow . sam and grace , just oh - so- happy happy , then voila , all of a sudden grace 's long - lost husband magically appears . i should 've known that you were behind this , dear . bravo . this even trumps your evil little plot to pass ethan off as my son . ivy : what i did i did for love . julian : oh , did you ? does that make it any better than doing it for hatred or revenge ? i do n't think it does , no . the reason does n't really matter . what matters is that you have been caught . oh , god , lucky ethan . he was able to get rid of me as his father . now he 'll no doubt discard you as his mother . what about his image ? there will be a problem there , i mean , an upstanding young lhaving such a consummate iar as a mother . ivy : you know , i do n't need a moral judgment from you . julian : but you , eve ? god , i am so shocked . you cast yourself as someone in between florence nightingale and mother teresa . you parade around here like a paragon of virtue . you even preached to me about , `` oh , julian , you 've changed , you 've regressed to the bad julian i thought was gone forever `` . the hypocrisy . well , i suppose thank god for that . i mean , it 's what makes life interesting . eve : julian , please . julian : hypocrisy ! i should practice that , because , you know , the one thing i 'm not is a hypocrite . i 'm quite open about the bad things i 've done , that i should be ashamed . but you know that i am most ashamed of myself the most for turning myself inside out to prove that i was a better man , someone that you could love . god , what a fool i was . julian : ivy ? i want to thank you for helping me take the blinders off . i now see that your partner in crime is just as morally bereft as i , if not more so . she 's probably even worse than you are . ivy : enough , julian . julian : i 'm telling you , eve , it was just killing me to try to suppress my natural bad self for your sake . i wanted to prove that i was worthy of you , and all the time you were just sitting back and watching sam and grace 's marriage be destroyed . in fact , you helped make that happen . eve : julian , please . julian : i mean , do n't you ever , ever point your finger at me . not you ever . [ scene_break ] noah : want another drink ? ethan : no , thanks . i got to keep a clear head tonight . i 've got some thinking to do . noah : we all do . ethan : noah , i 'm -- i 'm sorry that my mother set out to break up your parents just so she could get back together with sam . i mean , think of the planning . think of how malicious she had to have been . i never knew she could be that way . noah : yeah , it 's terrible . you know , and kay , she knew about the whole thing all along . god . you know , i really wish i was there when that whole david thing happened , because i just do n't buy it . you know , not unless my parents ' marriage was n't strong enough to begin with . ethan : no , no , no , your -- their marriage was perfect . the love was unbreakable . noah : yet at the first sign of adversity , they split apart . if my parents ' marriage was so unbreakable , right , then my mom would be at home right now making her famous tomato soup cake . she never would 've left with that david guy . ethan : maybe no one really knows what goes on in a marriage , huh ? noah : look , the truth is that -- that your mother would n't have been able to break my parents apart if their love had been stronger . kind of reminds me of me and fancy . you know , i -- i thought our love was strong , but the more fool am i . one long look from luis and she went weak in the knees . ethan : no , noah , it was more than that . noah : ok , let 's not talk about me anymore , all right ? let 's talk about you and theresa and gwen . ethan : ah , thanks . noah : yeah , you stay with gwen , though you admit your heart is with theresa . ethan : i love gwen . i do . noah : yeah , i guess what they say about true love conquering all is just a bunch of hooey . ethan : wait a minute , wait a minute . do n't be cynical about it , all right ? i actually do believe in true love . i do . yeah , sure , there 's bumps in the road , but true love , true love usually wins out in the end . perfect example , look at chad and whitney . ethan : noah , they have been through absolute hell , right , but now they 're fine , and they 're perfect together . ok , that 's true love . and they do n't have any secrets or any lies that are going to rip them apart . [ scene_break ] whitney : you want to know what 's really just gross is walking in on valerie and that man in the hotel room in bed together . and at the safari motel , no less . i mean , they make jokes about that place , you know , because it 's so sleazy . i mean , who in their right mind would go there to make love to someone that they actually care about ? { chad : i 've been thinking about you all day . } chad : not anybody we want anything to do with , baby . whitney : you got that right . [ scene_break ] [ j.t . screams ] j.t . : whoa ! wow , what a rush . j.t . : why is it my fate to end up lying under dirty sheets ? j.t . : oh , mama , i knew you loved me . gwen : what did you do ? ! what if you killed him ? ! theresa : oh , poor j.t . he must have slipped . gwen : oh , no , no , no , you 're not getting off that easily because i 'm not giving up . when i get down to the basement , i 'm going to force j.t . to tell me your secret and you , you -- you 're going to be history . gwen : here i am , j.t . ! theresa : oh , no , you do n't ! gwen : get out of my way ! theresa : no , forget it ! gwen : get off of me ! theresa : no ! gwen : give it up ! j.t . is in there . i 'm going to squeeze the truth out of him no matter what you do . theresa : never ! gwen : j.t . ! j.t . ? j.t . ? where are you ? where are you ? theresa : he 's not in here ? gwen : of course he 's in here . he has to be in here . j.t . , are you in here ? j.t . ! theresa : trust you to rummage in other people 's dirty linens , gwen ! gwen : oh , shut up ! j.t . ! theresa : oh ? oh ? gwen : no . no , no , no . theresa : oh , yes , had a guess , i would say that 's j.t . 's car going bye - bye . gwen : damn it ! damn it , damn it , damn it ! theresa : such language , gwen . gwen : do n't you -- do n't you be so smug . listen , you may have won this round , but i am not , not going to let this go , theresa . i 'm going to find out what secret you 're keeping from ethan . theresa : oh , i have no idea what you 're talking about . gwen : the hell you do n't . i promise you , i 'll take you down . theresa : oh , my god . my whole life depends on j.t . money or not , i trust him as far as i can throw him . i 've got to make sure that he leaves harmony for good . [ scene_break ] luis : and then there 's the gold pen . chris : my gold pen . luis : mm - hmm . chris : i told you you would find my fingerprints on it . luis : oh , come on , it was underneath phyllis ' body . sheridan : perhaps it rolled off the table while phyllis was struggling . luis : there was no struggle . why ? because phyllis knew her attacker , someone like chris . sheridan : but not chris . all right , this is absurd . look , why do n't you pin some other crime on my husband ? luis : just following the evidence . chris : you know , you 've been on me ever since we got back to harmony . why do n't you just back off a little , huh ? you ca n't stand the fact that sheridan actually loves me , that i 'm the one in her bed . go on , admit it . that 's what all this is about . luis : and then there 's the scrap of paper that was found in phyllis ' hand . the same paper stock that matches all the omega documents . sheridan : all right , that 's it . get out of here . if you want to arrest my husband , i suggest you take this flimsy evidence to your supervisor and get a real police officer in here to do the job . paloma : there you are . did fancy call you ? luis : no , why would she ? sheridan : james , sweetheart , i hope you did n't hear us yelling . i 'm so sorry . sometimes adults get upset . paloma : fancy is out there somewhere chasing the man who killed phyllis . paloma : she said he was right outside the living room window at the mansion . sheridan : where did she go ? paloma : i do n't know . she was afraid he could get away and she rushed out without saying anything else . luis , you have to go out and help her . she 's somewhere out there with a killer . [ scene_break ] spike : damn it . fancy chased me all the way down raven hill . fancy : he 's got to be here somewhere . i saw him come this way . spike 's voice : no , no , no . there ai n't no little rich bitch who 's going to bring me down . fancy : no . did i lose him ? [ scene_break ] julian : you know , eve , i -- i suppose i admire you . you had the gall to play holier than thou with me at the same time you were a participant in perhaps one of the most vile , base plots in harmony history . yeah , you once said that you -- you did n't want to spend your life with someone like me . well , i think now the shoe 's on the other foot . i really do n't want to spend another minute with someone so malevolent as you . god help that stroked - out , crippled husband of yours . let 's just hope he gets his health back so he can make his escape from you . eve : julian . julian : ivy , word of advice -- why do n't you forget about little sammy ? i think there 's a lesson in here for the both of us . i do n't think that perhaps we are destined to end up with our first loves . i know certainly i 'm not . ivy : well , i guess i should count my blessings . in our entire marriage , he never pierced my heart like that . eve : you know what the worst part of it is , ivy ? i deserve every word . [ scene_break ] whitney : hey , there you are . we were looking for you . where did you go ? is everything all right ? theresa : yeah , yeah , for now , it 's good . whitney : chad , would you mind getting theresa some wine ? i think she could use it . chad : sure , sure . white , right ? theresa : yeah , that 'd be great , thanks . whitney : ok . theresa : ok . whitney : so , what , did you find j.t . ? theresa : yeah , i found him , paid him off . whitney : thank god . theresa : yeah , i do n't know , i mean , i really do n't know if i 'm out of the woods , ok , because gwen was really close to squeezing the truth out of j.t . he managed to get away to his car , though , you know , before she could grill him . whitney : well , that 's a relief . theresa : yeah , yeah , i think my secret 's safe for another night . whitney : i wish you would reconsider this . theresa : no , do n't , do n't you tell me that i have to tell ethan the truth that little ethan 's really his son . no , no , i 'm not doing it . do n't give me that look . please do n't give me that look . i know what i 'm doing . whitney : yeah , i 've heard that before , have n't i ? theresa : i would love to tell ethan the truth , whitney , i would , but it 's absolutely impossible . all right , he 's with gwen , god help him . i mean , look , if i had myself to think about , then i would risk anything to get him back , but i can not ignore my son 's welfare . let 's just say that i do tell j.t . to tell ethan that gwen and rebecca sent the email . then what ? what if ethan actually chose to stay married to gwen ? whitney : personally , i do n't think he would do that . theresa : yeah , but i do n't know for sure , right ? the only thing i do know for sure is that if ethan and j.t . were in the same room and ethan found out that little ethan is really his , maybe i would get ethan and everything . all i know is i can not gamble with my son 's chances in life , especially with this custody battle that 's coming up . no , no , no , i 've already been burned once with jane . never again , no matter how tempting it is to tell ethan the truth , i am not going to do it . it has to be kept a secret . whitney : ok , ok . theresa : ok . whitney : -- you have jared , right ? theresa : yes . who knows what could happen with jared , right ? but still , i mean , life with ethan ? well , that dream is gone . hey , at least i managed to stop gwen . whitney : exactly , and i think we should be celebrating . theresa : right . whitney : because i personally found further proof that chad is not having an affair with valerie . theresa : hey ! whitney : and you managed to keep gwen away from j.t . , so -- gwen : hi . ethan : hey . how you doing ? theresa : i do n't think i feel like celebrating right now , whitney . [ scene_break ] sheridan : james , sweetie , i want you to go get ready for bed , ok ? james : aw , mom . luis : how long ago did fancy leave ? paloma : not long . a few minutes . i thought she would call you to ask for backup . i brought james back so i could help . luis : no , she did n't call and there are n't any messages . she 's out there all alone . so , chris , were you up at the mansion tonight in a living room window ? sheridan : stop torturing my husband . he has been here with us the entire time , while fancy is out there chasing the real killer . that proves that chris did n't do it . luis : tell me now , chris , before anyone else gets killed . sheridan : luis ! { spike : i had to kill phyllis to clean up your mess . } chris : i do n't know anything . luis : i know that you 're involved in this . now you tell me right now , is fancy chasing a murderer ? boy : hey , hey , come on , this way , come on . fancy : oh ! boy : boo ! jeez , this thing is hot . fancy : oh , good one . yeah , you scared me . have you guys seen anyone else out here ? boy : yeah , freddy krueger 's over by the baseball diamond kissing the bride of frankenstein . fancy : no , i 'm serious . i 'm looking for a man . he was out here running through the park . boy : oh , well , hey , if you 're looking for a man , what about me ? second boy : in your dreams . look , your friend might be at the halloween party at the youth center . you 're welcome there , too , but you need a mask . fancy : yeah , never mind . thanks , guys . boy : happy halloween . fancy : yeah . ok , he ca n't have gone far . spike : damn it . fancy : freeze ! you are not getting away from me ! [ scene_break ] chad : here you go . theresa : oh , thank you , chad . whitney : i know you 're not in a good mood , but i am . and i think we should make a toast . to everything working out for both of us tonight . theresa : all right , i will drink to that . whitney : and to me and you , us being so perfectly happy together . you know , i kind of feel sorry for valerie . i mean , having to stoop so low to go to some seedy motel , you know ? it 's kind of degrading . [ scene_break ] gwen : you know what , forget it . i 'm sure you 've heard more criticism of her tonight than you want to honey . ethan : i mean , i guess i just bought into the pretty facade that she 's always put on for everyone else . everyone else buys it . she 's my own mother . gwen : this must be hell for you , honey . ethan : well , come on , i mean , first she lies to me all those years about who my real father was , and now this ? she 's ruined a marriage . she 's ruined a whole family is what she 's done . i mean , i do n't know how she lives with herself . but i 'll tell you one thing , i am grateful for one thing , gwen , and that 's the fact that you would never deceive me you have been truthful and honest with me ever since boarding school . gwen : well , you know , maybe in her own way , ivy was just trying to do the right thing . ethan : do n't you dare try to justify her , because i do n't have one speck of tolerance for that kind of behavior . i 'm just glad that we do n't have those kind of secrets between us . gwen : yeah , i mean , no way . you know , i 'm no theresa . ethan : no , you 're not . you have never lied to me . theresa has , many times . [ scene_break ] j.t . : becky ? whoo - hoo ! oh , do n't yell at me like that ! no , no , i 'm still in town . you do n't think that i would leave harmony without saying a proper goodbye to my becky . mmm - hmm , i knew you 'd say that . so where can we meet for one last drink ? great , see you at the blue note . we could find a dark room someplace and -- ha - ha ! oh , i 'm there , honey . hee - hee ! oh , man , lovely theresa 's going to have no idea i made one little pit stop before i left town to change my oil ! [ scene_break ] ivy : so i take it that whitney has n't heard the big news . eve : no , i guess not . it 's going to be so awful when she realizes i 'm a part of this mess . it 's just going to ruin our relationship all over again . ivy : i know the feeling . i wonder if ethan will ever talk to me again . eve : so tell me something , ivy -- was it worth it ? i mean , i know you got to spend some time with sam , and you even almost got him to the altar , but then it all blew up in your face . and now sam hates you , and he 's going to hate you until he dies . ivy : well , thank you for reminding me , eve . eve : no , seriously , i want to know if it was worth it . ivy : yes . yes , it was . and you 've already said why , because i got to spend some time with sam . and if you 're asking me if i would do it again , the answer is yes , in a heartbeat . ivy : only i would be more careful next time and i -- i would n't trust anyone , because this is what comes of trusting people . i would rely only on myself , and that way the truth would never come out . eve : so what you 're telling me is that you have learned nothing at all . you know , ivy , i ca n't even find it in myself to feel sorry for you . and i really do n't want to be around you . good night . ivy : and another one bites the dust . well , i would do it all again , and worse , if i get the chance . [ scene_break ] ethan : i do n't really feel like dancing , honey . gwen : come on , you need to cheer up . it 's halloween . you know , i took some very , very cute pictures of jane and little ethan in their costumes earlier . i ca n't wait for you to see them . ethan : yeah , this is one halloween i will not forget . you know why ? because we have our very own god - honest monster in town , and she 's sitting right over there and it 's my mom . will you think of how many lives that she 's hurt ? gwen : you know , look , i know it hurts , but -- but try not to think about it , ok ? we can talk about it rationally in the morning . i do wish there was something more i could do for you , though . ethan : oh , it 's all right . just knowing that i can trust you is enough . but i 'll tell you , if anybody else ever lies to me about something that important ever again , i 'm scared as to what i would do . [ scene_break ] theresa : all right , next round 's on me . whitney : all right . chad : all right . whitney : theresa 's putting on a brave front , but she 's really down right now . chad : ethan again , huh ? whitney : well , yeah . chad : and this big secret ? whitney : ok , can you keep your voice down ? she would kill me if she knew i told you . chad : look , you 're the one that told me that you ca n't bear keeping secrets from me . i guess it 's ok to keep a secret from theresa ? whitney : please do n't start . chad : you know , i wish -- i wish i did n't know . you know , it 's -- it 's not fair to keep him in the dark . i mean , little ethan is his son . why ca n't theresa just tell the truth and let the cards fall where they may ? whitney : look , she thinks that if ethan knows the truth , she 's going to lose everything and ethan could hate her for the rest of her life . chad : so what ? what , it 's ok for her to go after ethan while she dangles jared by a string ? whitney : no , no , i 'm not saying that at all . i want theresa to make up her own mind is what i want . look , she 's just worried right now , that 's all . chad : well , she got rid of j.t . , and the only people that know now are me , you , and her mother . whitney : that 's exactly right , and let 's just , you know , just hope it stays that way . chad : ok . whitney : ok . [ scene_break ] theresa : oh , my god . it 's you . [ scene_break ] luis : answer me . i know that you 're involved in this . who is fancy chasing ? sheridan : all right back off , luis . chris has nothing to do with this . now while you 're in here wasting your time , berating my husband , fancy is out there chasing the real killer . chris is innocent . luis : is that true ? chris : i do n't know anything about this . luis : yeah . i 'll see if i can reach fancy . paloma : hurry . god knows who she 's chasing . she could be in terrible danger . [ scene_break ] fancy : i could swear i saw the man run this way . fancy : oh , not in there , please . fancy : all right . a cop 's got to do what a cop 's got to do . fancy : what do you know -- luis . [ next_on ] luis : fancy may only be a cadet . she would 've called for backup . fancy : let me go ! j.t . : oh , my god . you 're insatiable .
theresa and gwen battled over jt cornell yet again - or maybe that 's `` still `` - , but after pushing him down the laundry chute and following him down , theresa managed to get him to take the money and run , and also keep his mouth shut about her secret . however , his baser side took over , causing him to agree to meet rebecca for one last drink and romp in the hay before he goes , so the secret may come out after all . ethan sat at the blue note , telling noah how upset he is about his mother lying to him yet again , especially since it tore his dad 's family apart . he said he 's glad gwen would never lie to him , and repeated it later to her when she showed up to join him . theresa was just relieved her troubles were all over , or at least she thought they were . whitney was happy chad was n't cheating on her , and his guilty looks whenever she mentioned it did n't register on her at all .
roberto : paloma ! [ paloma gasps ] paloma : roberto , do n't do that . you scared me half to death . roberto : sorry . hey , listen , do you have the pills ? paloma : shh ! keep it down . roberto : what ? paloma : if somebody finds out what we 're doing , we 'll both be in jail . officer : hey , you . i want to talk to you . [ scene_break ] simone : how could you ? i trusted you to keep my secret , and you blabbed it to the whole world ! eve : no , simone , no . simone : you told daddy ! and now he hates me ! and he told jessica that i 'm a lesbian , and now she hates me , too ! eve : oh . jessica : you lied to me , simone . i thought you were my friend , but you just wanted my body -- just like spike , just like all those johns . how could you ? [ scene_break ] fancy : so , what do you mean , you want to talk about our future ? we do n't have one . we 're over , remember ? noah : no . look , fancy , i ca n't stop thinking about you , all right ? and i know you think about me . come on , i 'm right , are n't i ? fancy : noah -- noah : look , fancy , we have been given a chance at love . all right ? and that 's -- come on , that 's too great a gift to walk away from . no , you ca n't turn your back on that , can you ? [ scene_break ] chris : you 're not thinking straight , sheridan . sheridan : yes , i am . and nothing will stop me . as soon as james is well enough to travel , the three of us will enter into the witness protection program together . [ scene_break ] gwen : officer , arrest her . she is the one who poisoned my husband . officer : ma'am , control yourself . theresa : no , i did n't mean to . gwen : yeah , you never mean to do anything , do you ? but time and time again , people get hurt . rebecca : yeah , just arrest her . just throw her in the dungeon with the rats . julian : what is going on ? we can hear you all over the hospital . rebecca : oh , stop it , pookie . gwen has a right to scream if she wants to . ethan is in there fighting for his life because theresita here decided to put a little something extra in the guacamole and chips . gwen : officer , why are you not arresting her ? theresa : look , it was an accident . i would never hurt ethan . i love him , and i will love him until the day i die . gwen : or until he dies , theresa , which could be any minute . if ethan dies , i am not going to rest until i see you go to jail for the rest of your life , or worse . [ scene_break ] ivy : i wonder what they 're talking about . sam : oh , i do n't know . but we 've done all we can . i 'm going to go check on jess , ok ? let me know if there 's any changes . ivy : of course . whew . oh , boy , i hope noah is persuasive . fancy was so negative about him earlier . it 'll be a miracle if he can change her mind . noah : come on . talk to me , fancy , help me salvage our relationship . i know that -- that things are n't always easy between us . all right ? you know , when two strong - willed people get together , they 're bound to butt heads . but when things are good between us , there is nothing like it . is there ? when i said that our love meant something , that that gift was something , i meant it . come on , ca n't we just , you know , sit down , talk out our differences ? because i 'm not ready to give up on you yet . come on , talk to me , fancy . help me save our love before it 's too late . [ scene_break ] paloma : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] ryan : ma'am , you do n't know what you 're saying . the witness protection program is n't something to take lightly . it 's a permanent life - altering -- sheridan : i do n't care . when chris and james go , i go . chris : you do n't know how much this means to me , sheridan , but i ca n't let you do this . you have n't thought this through . you 'll never be able to contact your family , your friends . sheridan : i have thought it through , and this is what i need to do . agent burns , is there any regulation that says that i ca n't go with them ? ryan : no , but , lady -- sheridan : well , then that settles it . the three of us are going to enter into the program together . [ scene_break ] gwen : you killed my two babies , and now you 've killed my husband ! nurse : would you keep it down . this is intensive care . the people here are very sick . gwen : i 'm sorry . my husband -- nurse : no , mrs. winthrop , as soon as we have news about your husband , we will let you know . but control yourself , or you 'll have to wait outside . rebecca : look , why do n't you just throw the cuffs on her and toss her into jail ? officer : ok , look , nothing has been reported to me officially . and i am not arresting anyone until the medical staff confirms there 's been a crime . i have another case to work on . gwen : well , if he 's not going to do anything , then i 'm just going to have to make a citizen 's arrest . julian : now , that is enough . you heard the nurse . gwen : julian -- julian : this is a hospital . the two of you have to behave , and you steer clear of each other . theresa : i 'm not leaving , julian . i need to see ethan . gwen : over my dead body . julian : now , i want you to listen to me . you 're in enough trouble already . father told me that you tried to poison him with that avocado dish and ethan ate it , instead . father thinks it 's hilarious . does ethan think it 's hilarious ? theresa : i know you know this is killing me , julian . i blame myself . julian : well , you should . theresa : and gwen blames me . julian : well , so i heard . so did the whole hospital . theresa : well , she 's right . i did -- i did poison the avocado dish , julian . i did , but ethan -- he was n't supposed to be anywhere near it . julian : a word of advice -- you keep your mouth shut . we 're not sure what rebecca and gwen know at the moment . accusations have to be backed up by evidence . now , i know you 're worried , but gwen is ethan 's wife . she belongs by his side , not you . theresa : julian , i ca n't leave . i love ethan too much . you know that . julian : then at least keep your distance . if you keep causing trouble , you 'll only further infuriate those two . it 'll make matters worse for you in the long run . theresa : thank you . theresa : what if i 've killed him ? what i 've killed the man that i love ? rebecca : ah , not so fast , pookie . julian : what do you want ? rebecca : oh , you do n't have to be that way . do n't you remember how you used to love for me to tell you all the latest gossip ? well , pookie , i have some delicious dish for you . it seems that theresa did n't poison ethan all on her own . uh - uh - uh . no , no , no . she had help . and guess from who ? from your very own live - in doctor -- eve russell . julian : that 's impossible . rebecca : you think ? oh , this time i am going to make eve pay and pay and pay . [ scene_break ] eve : so , do you want to hit me again , or shall i turn the other cheek ? simone : oh -- oh , god , i 'm sorry . eve : oh , baby , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i did not mean to tell your father . honey , i -- i was looking at websites for parents of gay and lesbian children , and he came and then he accidentally saw it , and then one thing just led to another . simone : he hates me , mom . you should have heard him . i was over at jessica 's , and she was really upset , and so -- eve : about what , honey ? simone : well , that -- that does n't matter . anyway , i -- i was giving her a hug . you know , just a hug -- friends , you know ? and daddy barged in and he saw us and he accused me of trying to take advantage of jessica , like -- like i was some predator . and i 'm not . eve : i know you 're not , baby . simone : she is my friend . you know , and that 's it . i do n't want to seduce her , i do n't want her . i 'm just worried about her . she 's been through hell . but after she heard daddy , she just got all upset , too . she says i 'm a liar . eve : oh , baby -- oh , honey , i 'm so sorry . i will see your father and i will try and talk some sense into him , but -- well , you know how he is when he gets an idea in his head . simone : yeah , i do . now he 's convinced that i am some evil lesbian vampire out after all the young , innocent girls in harmony . and it is not fair . how can my own father say such awful things to me ? eve : oh , baby , some people just lash out when they do n't understand . simone : and jessica ? i mean , she was just getting to trust me , and -- and now i do n't know if we 'll ever be friends again . [ scene_break ] jessica : damn you , simone ! ugh ! oh , yeah . i thought you were my friend . all you want is sex . that 's all anybody wants -- to use me . is that all i 'm good for ? `` oh , pretty jessica -- i 'll bet she 's good in the sack . `` jessica : where 's a good spot ? let 's see how pretty i can be . sam : jessica ? my god . no . jessica : no -- sam : no -- jessica : no ! let me go ! let me go ! sam : honey , honey , please , do n't , no , no . my god -- jessica : daddy -- sam : what are you doing to yourself ? jessica : daddy -- [ scene_break ] noah : fancy ? come on , say something , huh ? after everything we 've been through , you ca n't just walk away . no , there 's no one in harmony i 'm interested in . yeah , no . no , man , all the girls here are big fat zeros . fancy : forget it , noah . we 're not getting back together , not now , not ever . [ scene_break ] officer : are these yours ? paloma : yes . officer : you 're paloma lopez - fitzgerald , right ? paloma : yes . officer : i thought so . that 's why i came over . i just wanted to tell you how sorry i am about your brother . luis was one of the finest cops i 've ever known . paloma : gracias . i 'm only sorry i did n't get to know him better before we lost him . officer : well , i hope you feel better . paloma : thank you . roberto : thank god he 's gone . paloma : he was nice . roberto : oh , yeah , he was nice , but he would n't be so nice if he knew what we 're doing . paloma : here , take them . i do n't want them with me . roberto : paloma , it was just a close call . nothing to get worried about . paloma : of course i worry . it 's illegal . roberto : yeah , well , you know we have to keep doing this . paloma : i know . i hope my father never finds out . he did n't raise me to be a drug smuggler . roberto : oh . do you think i like this ? paloma , you know we have to keep this up . are we clear ? paloma : yes . roberto : ok . paloma : ay , dios , how did i get myself into this ? [ scene_break ] rebecca : ow ! julian : what in the hell were you talking about ? rebecca : do n't be so rough ! you know how easily i bruise . julian : how could eve possibly be involved with theresa and this mess ? rebecca : ah , it 's elementary , my dear watson . you see , i happen to know that theresa put pills in alistair 's guacamole and that they are a controlled substance . so i was thinking , well , how could theresa possibly get her little mitts on a controlled substance ? and then -- it 's amazing -- when ethan was rolled in here , dr. love . i mean , she practically had a heart attack when she found out what drug had been used . so , my little gray cells -- they started working . and my grey cells are telling me that eve gave theresa the pills . is n't that interesting ? julian : you back off , rebecca . you keep eve out of this , or i swear i will destroy you . rebecca : poppycock . if you could 've , you already would 've . but if i were you , i would really start praying that nothing happens to ethan , because if that young man dies -- well , then eve is going to be an accessory to murder . and according to the law , that makes her just as guilty of murder as theresa . oh , and this time i will make sure they put eve away in jail for a long , long time . [ scene_break ] nurse : dr. phillips , come here . gwen : what 's going on ? nurse : not now . gwen : what 's happening ? nurse : what 's happened to him ? dr. phillips : nothing good . blood pressure 's all over the place , heartbeat 's irregular , and the vital signs show all the signs of a complete shutdown . get dr. russell in here stat . her patient 's in trouble . gwen : can you please tell me what happened to my husband ? nurse : ma'am , not now . let us do our job . [ scene_break ] simone : i did n't ask for this to happen . it 's just who i am . eve : sweetheart , this is my fault . your father would have never known you were gay if i had n't told him . what right does he have to go jumping to conclusions about you and jessica ? simone : i guess he had to find out sometime . can we walk maybe down by the beach ? i really need to talk to you . [ pager beeps ] eve : oh , what now ? [ phone rings ] eve : dr. russell . i 'll be right there . simone : mom . i need you . eve : oh , sweetie , there 's a little boy who 's been badly hurt in the e.r . , and ethan is in crisis in the i.c.u . both their lives are hanging in the balance . simone : and what about my life ? eve : oh , baby , you know better than that . a doctor 's personal life always comes second . but you are not in any danger of dying , ok ? so we 'll talk soon , i promise . simone : i 've heard that before . [ scene_break ] gwen : eve , what 's going on ? why did they call you ? eve : let me examine ethan for myself and find out . gwen : you , get out of here ! get out ! get out ! eve : please leave . you 're not helping . gwen : get out of here ! nurse : we 're losing him , doctor . gwen : oh , my god . no , no , no , ethan ca n't die , he ca n't die , i love him . nurse : he 's crashing . [ scene_break ] fancy : forget it , noah . i do n't make the same mistake twice . this so - called relationship is dead in the water . comprende ? noah : terrific . yeah , it 's just fine , just fine . fancy : where 's my cell phone ? i 'm out of here . ivy : what happened ? noah 's angry , is n't he ? you said something , and he stalked off . what went wrong ? fancy : what went wrong ? i said adios , mother . what did you expect ? noah and i are one hell of a lousy couple . got it ? wait a minute . you and sam put noah up to this , did n't you ? ivy : no . no , not at all . but it does n't take a rocket scientist to see that you two are so happy when you 're together . we do n't want you to make the same mistake that we made , fancy . i do n't want you to live your life in regret . fancy : what is wrong with you ? you have never been interested in me my entire life , and now you 're my very own dr. ruth ? i wo n't regret anything . that 's my new motto -- no excuses , no regrets . and let me tell you something else . if i ever do need advice to the lovelorn , i 'm certainly not going to go to you , a woman in love with a man who 's in love with another woman . [ scene_break ] jessica : so i told simone off , but good . what a fool i was . all she wanted me for was sex . that 's all i 'm good for . sam : jess , now , you know that 's not true . look , whatever happened , that certainly does n't sound like simone . and if what you 're saying is true , well , then simone is going to have some very difficult days ahead of her . jessica : daddy , i 'm so confused . sometimes i wish -- sam : what , sweetheart ? jessica : i wish mom was still here . do n't you ? sam : yes . sometimes i wish grace were here . i wish we were still a family . [ scene_break ] paloma : i should go home . but mama has eyes like a hawk . she 'll know something 's wrong . simone . simone , wait up ! what 's wrong ? simone : i ca n't talk about it . paloma : oh , what 's that supposed to mean ? we 're friends . we talk about everything . simone : you 'd think , huh ? well , guess again . i tend to lose my friends when i tell them my little piece of news . paloma : what ? simone : jessica hated me when she found out . paloma : when she found out ? how could she hate you after everything you 've done for her ? i mean , we helped her cover up a murder . simone : quiet ! do you want everyone to hear ? paloma : sorry . i 'm not cut out for a life of crime . simone : oh , and like i am ? paloma : ok , you 're upset . now tell me why . simone : ok . i 'm gay . paloma : what ? simone : gay . i 'm a lesbian , a girl who likes girls . lesbiano , or whatever they say in spanish . got it ? paloma : wow . simone : wow is right . and the minute jessica found out , she kicked me out of her house , and now she hates me . [ scene_break ] chris : listen to me . just think of what you 've been through lately . you 've lost luis , the man that was the love of your life , and your son , marty . you 're making a huge decision here while you 're emotionally ravaged . sheridan : i 'm not a child . i know what i want . chris : going into the program means you can never use your real name . this little face -- it 's famous worldwide . you 'd probably need a plastic surgeon to get you a new one . you could never see any of the people you love and who love you -- ethan , your mother , your best friend , gwen , pilar . sheridan : what are you trying to say ? chris : i 'm saying no , sheridan . you ca n't come into the program with james and me . [ scene_break ] eve : i need that epi , now . dr. phillips : no response . eve : come on , ethan . there 's people here rooting for you . julian : will he be all right ? rebecca : well , he 'd better be . gwen : eve , please help him . [ scene_break ] ivy : you do n't have to be cruel , fancy . we were talking about you and noah . fancy : there 's nothing to talk about . that great starry - eyed couple noah and fancy is over and done with . got it ? leave me alone , mother . ivy : if that 's what you want . fancy : damn you , noah bennett . damn you for making me love you . [ scene_break ] jessica : what happened to us , daddy ? we used to be the kind of family you 'd see on a cereal box . we were all so normal . life made sense then . i felt safe . and i do n't know what happened , but it all went bad . sam : i know . but you ca n't blame your mom for what happened . she had a very difficult decision to make . she had to follow what her faith told her was right . jessica : but i miss her . i miss mommy . i miss mommy . sam : sweetheart , i miss her , too . i miss grace every day . i miss her so much . [ scene_break ] dr. phillips : eve , more epi ? eve : no , it wo n't help . theresa : you have to help him ! gwen : get out of here ! this is all your fault ! julian : theresa -- eve : all of you , get out ! maggie , close the blinds . the family does n't need to see this . rebecca : sweetheart , honey -- honey , it 's going to be all right . gwen : i ca n't stand this . i ca n't see . theresa : our father , who art in heaven -- gwen : shut up ! i do n't want to hear your damn voice ! rebecca : if ethan dies , eve is going to prison . who knows ? maybe she can share a cell with your new friend theresa . julian : that 's enough . gwen : the machine stopped . my god , what does that mean ? god , i wish someone would come out and tell us what happened . what is going on here ? nurse , please , please tell me what 's going on . nurse , please ! why wo n't she talk to me ? julian : we have to be patient . theresa : it 's over , is n't it ? ethan is dead . [ scene_break ] simone : so my dad is yelling and jessica is yelling , and all i wanted to do in the first place was give her a hug , you know ? i mean , i 'm her friend , whether she believes it or not . so , do you hate me , too , like jessica ? paloma : simone , do n't be an idiot . i do n't care if you 're a lesbian . wait a minute . are you attracted to me ? simone : oh , no , of course not . i -- paloma : of course not ? what do you mean , `` of course not `` ? oh -- what 's wrong with me ? look at my face . look at my body . i 'm smart . i 'm funny . i 'm incredibly charming . why do n't you like me ? simone : i 'm -- i 'm sorry , i just -- i do n't -- oh , stop ! i thought you were serious ! paloma : ay . amiga , you have to develop a thicker skin , or you 're going to have a rough time out there . i do n't care if people are straight or gay , as long as they respect my choices . what 's wrong with this country ? everybody in america is too much worried about what 's going on in the bedroom . dios , there are more important things to worry about . simone : yeah , well , it was sure important to jessica . paloma : and you think jessica is thinking straight ? wrong word . i mean , she 's got big problems . drugs , being a prostitute . i do n't think her head 's screwed on too tight . maybe next time you see jessica she 'll apologize and remember what a great friend you are . simone : what ? paloma : nothing . simone : no , what were you going to say ? paloma : no . well , i do n't know about these things , but -- ahem -- look at jessica . her family broke apart , and look at her now . and you -- well , you 've been through a lot , too . your parents split up , your mom went to trial for murder , and your sister -- she has a baby with your half brother . she wants to be a nun -- simone : hey , hey , i can read all that in the papers . so ? paloma : so , are you sure ? simone : sure about what ? paloma : are you sure you 're gay ? simone : i am sure i am gay . paloma : ok . as long as you 're sure -- well , tell me about the girl in your life . someone i know ? is she a babe ? how old is she ? simone : stop it , stop it . enough , enough about me . there -- there is something that i wanted to tell you about jessica . paloma : gosh . now what ? simone : i ca n't tell this to anyone else . there 's been another murder . jessica woke up in bed next to another murdered john . [ scene_break ] ivy : oh , fancy was right for once . sam 's never going to stop loving grace . never . jessica : i 'm sorry , daddy . i am so sorry . sam : shh . sweetheart , that 's the beautiful thing about life . every day when you wake up , you have a chance to work to make things a little better . let 's get you in bed . trust me , tomorrow just may be the day that you turn your life around . first thing , we 'll get you over to that counselor and try to get you enrolled in that residential psych program . jessica : wait . with all those crazy girls ? sam : no , sweetheart , not crazy . troubled . you will do that for me , wo n't you ? jessica : ok . sam : all right , let 's get you into bed , huh ? sam : sweetheart , i promise you that i 'll never leave you . i 'll always be here for you . always . sam : god , help me get through to her . help me save my little girl . jessica : oh -- sorry , daddy . but you 're right . things change . i wish we were all one big happy family again , but that 's not going to happen . mom is gone , and she 's not coming back . if you 're smart , you 'll forget all about me . i love you , daddy , but i 've got to go . [ scene_break ] sheridan : what do you mean , i ca n't go with you ? chris : just that . it 's too big a sacrifice . sheridan : but it 's not a sacrifice . i adore james . you know that i would do anything for him . chris : but not this , not change your whole life . i ca n't let you do that . please do n't make this any more difficult than it already is . there is nothing that i would want more than to have you with us . but i have to think of what 's best for you . i 'm trying to protect you . sheridan : but i do n't need protection . why would you think that ? chris : because i love you , sheridan . i love you . [ scene_break ] theresa : he 's dead , is n't he ? eve : no . ethan is n't dead . gwen : thank god . rebecca : oh , ditto . eve : but he is in very serious condition . he ingested an overdose of a drug that affects the circulatory and the nervous system , that is , the heart and the brain . gwen : what does that mean ? nurse : i have the medication you ordered , doctor . eve : thank you , patty . theresa : what 's the drug for ? eve : hopefully , it 'll improve ethan 's condition . but we 're not going to know for a while , so you 're going to have to be patient . gwen : but he is going to be ok , right ? eve : keep your hopes up . rebecca : did you get the drugs you gave theresa out of that same drug cabinet ? eve : i do n't know what you 're talking about , rebecca . rebecca : do n't kid a kidder , sweetie . i know you gave those drugs to theresa , and do n't you think that i wo n't use that interesting little bit of information . julian : why do n't you ignore her , eve , and do your job . do your best for ethan . look , i want you to get this through your chardonnay - soaked brain . leave eve alone . i wo n't let you hurt her , and face it , i am never going to be with you . rebecca : oh , darn . guess i 'm just going to have to satisfy myself with taking your name , all your money , and the satisfaction of knowing that i ripped you and eve apart forever . dr. phillips : what did you tell the family , eve ? eve : i did n't really tell them anything . i told them we were going to try a new drug . dr. phillips : what about the possible blood clot ? i mean , do n't you think you ought to prepare them ? if he does have a blood clot , the brain damage could be irreversible . eve : i do n't want to tell them until we 're sure . you know , i think -- what if the tests prove that we 're wrong ? but if we are n't wrong , ethan 's never going to be the same man again . [ scene_break ] sam : how did it go with noah and fancy ? ivy : oh -- huh . not great . i think it might be all over for them . sam : what a shame . what happened ? ivy : i do n't know . fancy would n't say exactly , and i 'm afraid unless there 's some big surprise out there for them , they 're never going to be together again . [ scene_break ] paloma : jessica killed another man ? simone : quiet . we do n't know that she killed anybody , remember ? paloma : we do n't know she did n't , either . when you 're on drugs , you are capable of anything . simone : stop it . we have to give her the benefit of the doubt . paloma : hmm . speak of the devil . simone : jessica , we were just talking about you . jessica : hey , get your hands off me . you know , you 're worse than all those johns . all you want to do is touch me . i hate you , simone . never come near me again . [ scene_break ] sheridan : you ca n't mean that . chris : maybe i should have kept my mouth shut , but it 's too late now . yes , sheridan , i love you . [ scene_break ] julian : you will leave eve alone . rebecca : well , i would , pookie . i mean , i really would , but -- you know , i 'm just not the kind of gal who lets bygones be bygones , and she stole you from me , and nobody -- nobody steals from me , not ever , so she 's going to have to pay . gwen : mother , i ca n't stand this . i mean , no one 's telling me anything specific about ethan . i do n't even know what 's going on . you know , he could die . what if i lose him ? what am i going to do if i lose him ? rebecca : just hush , sweetheart , ok ? everything 's going to be all right . well , you 'll see . we 're both going to get the men of our dreams . theresa : god , help me . please . i never meant to hurt ethan . please do n't take him . save him , god , please . save him , please . maggie : this is so sad . let 's hope the new medication kicks in . patty : i mean , if not , i do n't envy dr. russell when she has to speak to the family . you know , there 's a good chance the patient will die . and if he does n't -- well , i mean , you know -- maggie : i know . terri schiavo all over again . patty : i hope mr. winthrop has a living will . [ next_on ] alistair : the person who comes off with the winning proposal will secure his place in crane industries . the loser is out . sheridan : i need to get out of here before my father can do anything else to anyone else that i love .
theresa , gwen , rebecca , and julian are standing watch outside ethan 's icu room as his condition continues to go up and down . eve pulls him out of heart failure , only to have him go into seizures . once those are calmed down , her worry is that he will develop blood clots , which could either kill him or change his life completely . gwen continues to rant at theresa until julian steps in , but once he gets the situation under control , rebecca starts razzing him about eve being the supplier of the pills theresa used in the guacamole . he lets her know it will take more than her word to put eve or theresa in jail , and that no matter what , he will never be with her . she says as long as she has his name , money , and connections , she 'll be happy . paloma meets robert to give him some pills she smuggled in , and they are interrupted by a police officer who only wants to give her his condolences for luis ' death . they escape detection once again , leaving her wondering exactly how she got herself into this mess that she ca n't get out of . simone walks by , lost in her depression over her father 's and jessica 's reaction to finding out she 's a lesbian , and is relieved to find out paloma holds no such prejudices and just wants to be her friend .
tabitha : trick or treat , my aunt fanny . it 's an abomination , that 's what it is . amateur night for the masses . a caricature of a once meaningful tradition . i do n't know why i let you dress up and go knocking on neighbors ' doors , endora , asking for sugary hand - outs . except , of course , we do n't want to arouse any suspicions , do we , huh ? we do n't want anyone to know that we 're the real deal , do we , sweet pea ? more trick - o - treaters . girl : trick or treat . tabitha : i suppose you think you look like a witch . girl : you 're right , i 'm an ugly old witch . tabitha : there 's just one problem with that , you little brat -- i mean , little girl -- and that is that witches are not ugly . girl : are too . they have warts all over their faces . mama said . tabitha : you see , this is how a real witch looks . girl : ah , mama ! tabitha : oh , endora , oh , that was fun , was n't it ? but you know , we have to be more careful , you and i . let 's go inside . oh , endora , i can not wait for the time that you 're old enough for me to take you to the cemetery . there you will see how all hallow 's eve should be celebrated . oh yes , so many of your ancestors and my oldest and most decrepit and long dead friends rise out of their graves for the occasion , and we party till dawn . oh yes , endora , you wait till you see . now that is halloween . tabitha : oh , endora , oh , this is what i 've been missing . oh , you clever little demonette , you little witchlet . [ scene_break ] fox : you feeling any better ? kay : a little . thanks for trying to help me get my mind off things . fox : but it did n't work , huh ? kay : no . how can i forget what i 've done to my parents ? not to mention jessica and noah . i sat back and watched your mother destroy my parents ' marriage . fox : that 's who everybody should be taking their anger out on -- on my mother . not on you , all right ? she is the one who orchestrated this whole little nasty charade . kay : yeah , but i knew , and i could have said something , and did n't . fox : i ca n't argue with you there . kay : see , you do feel the same way miguel does . you 're just utterly disappointed in me . and you know what , i would n't blame you if you wanted just to call off this whole wedding . fox : oh , kay , that 's not going to happen . i 'm -- i 'm not thrilled with what you did . but i understand how it happened and i love you in spite of it . kay : thank you , fox . you and maria , you are all i have left . fox : what 's the problem then ? i mean , what more could you need ? kay : nothing . no one , just you . [ scene_break ] sam : grace , it 's me , sam . listen , i do n't care what time it is , i want you to call me back on my cell phone as soon as you get this . ivy : sam . sam : i have nothing to say to you , ivy . ivy : i need to talk -- sam : i do n't want to hear it . [ scene_break ] whitney : thank god theresa chased j.t . out of town . now maybe she can relax just a little bit . chad : and she can trust him to stay away for good ? whitney : well , no , not necessarily . but you know what , at least he 's gone for now . and gwen and rebecca wo n't find out what he knows . [ scene_break ] theresa : oh , my god , it 's you . [ scene_break ] gwen : i wish i knew what to say to make you feel better . ethan : hey . there 's nothing anybody can say . my mother 's done it again . she did n't learn a damn thing from that lie that she told julian and me all those years ago . instead of almost ruining my life , this time it 's sam and grace , and god knows how many people she 's hurt , gwen . gwen : honey , i 'm sure she was just , you know , had the love for sam in her heart , you know ? ethan : that 's not love . that 's not the kind of love i want to have anything to do with . love is about being honest , right , it 's about telling the truth . she 's gone too far this time , gwen . what is wrong with people and their secrets around here ? gwen : i do n't know . oh my goodness . ethan : what ? gwen : i just -- i see an old friend . [ scene_break ] luis : fancy , it 's me again . look , call me as soon as you get this . damn it , why is n't she answering ? paloma : i 'm sure you 'll hear from her soon . luis : tell me again exactly what she said when you saw her at the main house . paloma : ok , i walked in and she was all excited . she said she wanted me to watch james while she went after the person who killed phyllis . luis : what , she said that she saw him ? paloma : yes , outside the window . sheridan : who could it have been ? oh , do not even go there again . chris was here the entire time . he could have nothing to do with it . tell him , chris . chris : of course not . luis : come on , fancy , pick up the phone . spike : i 'm sorry , i 'm fancy , and i ca n't come to the phone right now , because i 'm dead . [ scene_break ] gwen 's voice : if that 's j.t . cornell with theresa , he 's not getting away from me this time . this time he 's going to tell me the secret theresa 's desperate to keep from ethan . gwen : honey , i will be right back , ok ? ethan : ok . theresa : i did n't expect to see you . jared : obviously . i thought that we had plans tonight . theresa : i -- i 'm sorry . jared : you forgot , did n't you ? theresa : yeah . i -- it was a little crazy with everything . jared : well , i waited at the office , and i called every number i had for you . when you did n't show up , i figured i 'd just come down here and have a drink . what 's going on , tess ? gwen : got you . jared : excuse me ? gwen : jared , i 'm so sorry . jared : who was it you two thought i was ? [ scene_break ] j.t . : i just could n't stand the idea of leaving town without a quickie . rebecca : is that a quickie drink or a quickie me ? j.t . : both . you get the table . i will order drinks at the bar . rebecca : no , no . j.t . : why not ? i 'd give my left foot for a dry martooni . rebecca : yeah , first things first . come on . j.t . : why ? what ? [ scene_break ] luis : then look again . i want every square inch of the estate searched and searched again . check all the security cameras . call me the second you find anything . sheridan : you think fancy 's still on the grounds ? luis : i hope so . maybe one of the security cameras saw something . are you sure that you 're telling me everything that fancy told you ? paloma : there was n't anything else . luis : she did n't say how she knew who the killer was ? paloma : no . sheridan : she must have seen someone outside the window and concluded that that was the killer . paloma : i got the feeling that she was going on more than that . like she 'd just gotten some information about who the killer was . luis : it must have been a phone tip . yeah , no one else was around . what else could it have been ? james : mommy , i 'm ready for bed . [ scene_break ] spike : oh , you are in luck , princess . honey , you still got a beat . oh , man . not to mention the hottest pair of legs in town . sweetheart , you 're just so pretty . you have nice lips . { fancy : paloma , you are a life saver . please stay with james . carve a pumpkin or something . i think i know who killed phyllis . he was just outside the window . paloma : what ? fancy : i ca n't explain . i 've got to go after him , or he 'll get away . } spike : no , no , no , no , no , no , sweetheart , you ca n't wake up and i.d . me , princess . no , no , no , that would n't be very good for your health . or mine . come on , let 's go for a little ride , shall we ? i 'll drive . come on , sweetheart . baby . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , zap them , endora . zap them , zap them . fox : hey , kiddo , we missed you during the rounds . tabitha : oh , ho - ho , do n't worry about us . we 've had lots of fun . have n't we , cupcake , huh ? fox : all right , you two , it is getting late , so it is time to go to bed , ok ? are we ready ? kay : go to bed . fox : all right ? all right , endora . come on , kiddo . nighty - night . ready ? tabitha : take your -- fox : you can bring it . tabitha : chocolate with you . fox : come on . tabitha : up you go . fox : nighty - night , here we go . put it this way . we go up , come on . hey , guys , i got a trick for you . come get it , come get it . tabitha : merciful maggots , kay , you look like you 're wearing a tragedy mask . kay : it 's not a mask . my life is a tragedy . tabitha : since when , dear ? kay : since i blurted out that ivy hired david hastings to pose as my mom 's first husband , and i knew all about it , and i did n't say anything . tabitha : good grief , kay , you did put your foot in your mouth there . kay : tabitha , you should 've seen the look on their faces . my dad and noah and jessica . tabitha : oh well , looks like it 's not going to be quite such a boring halloween after all . kay : tabitha , do n't make light of it . everyone hates me . tabitha : well , i do n't , dear . and it appears that fox does n't hate you either . kay : well , fox has been great . unbelievably understanding . tabitha : oh yes , well , but there 's another young man who did n't take it quite so well , right ? kay : miguel thinks i 'm a monster . he -- he 's over me . he could n't even look at me . [ scene_break ] miguel : i thought i knew kay better than anyone else in the world , but she ruined her parents ' marriage . how could she be so selfish ? maybe the bigger question is , why do i still love her ? [ scene_break ] noah : yeah , i do n't know what 's worse -- ivy turning back to her old self or my own sister covering up the whole thing . sam : i know kay was upset with her mother for months but i never dreamed that she 'd take it out on the whole family . noah : it 's going to be quite a shock for mom . you know , surprise , the man you 're with was never your husband to begin with . wow , i mean , it 's even worse . he 's an imposter hired by her worst enemy . speak of the devil . trouble coming in at 6 : 00 . call me if you need backup . sam : ivy , would you please leave me alone ? i came in here for a nice , quiet drink . ivy : i need to talk to you , sam , and if you want me to go after you 've heard what i said , fine , i will leave , but please just give me a few minutes . [ scene_break ] jared : so who was it you two actually thought i was ? gwen : i 'm so sorry , i feel so dumb . from the back you look exactly like a friend of ours . jared : you guys share a friend ? theresa : it was no one important . gwen : of course , it all depends on your perspective , right ? theresa : well , i do n't know , i mean , he is long gone and we 're never going to see him again in this lifetime , right ? gwen : i guess we will see about that , right ? ethan : hey , you forget about me ? gwen : hi , no i did n't . let 's go finish our dance . jared : what was that all about ? theresa : just , you know , gwen getting her kicks trying to torture me . jared : it seems like she succeeded tonight . you want to talk about it ? theresa : ca n't . jared : all right . first you forget about our date tonight . and then , you just do n't want to tell me about something that 's obviously gotten you shaken up . what 's going on , tess ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , there , there , dear . we all cause heartache and suffering on occasion . some of us even do it on purpose . kay : yeah , but , you know , i do n't even understand it myself . you know , yeah , i was furious with my mom back when , you know , this all happened , but my life has changed a lot since then . i 've got maria . i 've got a way better self- esteem . you know , and i even got -- tabitha : yes , and you 've got two young men in love with you . i wonder if you 're crying over your family 's disappointment or miguel . kay : my family of course . but still you should have seen the way miguel looked at me . he had to walk away . tabitha : i should think that -- does n't that make things easier for you ? now you do n't have to choose between your two young men . miguel 's taken himself out of the mix . and you were going to marry fox anyway . this has just validated your choice . kay : but i did n't want it to be like this . tabitha : no , you wanted to keep poor miguel dangling on a string while you walked down the aisle with his nemesis . tabitha : oh , that 's not true . i just hoped that we could be friends . and now he 's ashamed of me . i just wish i could talk to him . i just wish i could make him see that i am -- i am still the same kay that he loved deep down . tabitha : opportunity comes to call . [ scene_break ] luis : security 's combed the entire grounds . they 've played and replayed the security tapes , and no sign of fancy or anyone else . paloma : then that means -- luis : that she 's not here . and if she 's still chasing the suspect , she could be anywhere by now . sheridan : you can stop shooting those accusing looks to chris . luis : so help me god , sheridan , if i find out that he knew something about this and is n't talking -- sheridan : oh , do n't , just do n't make any threats , ok ? luis : call the station . have them put out an apb on fancy . i 'll make some calls of my own , pull some favors , put out a search team . paloma : you 're really worried , are n't you ? luis : fancy may only be a cadet , but she 's smart . she would have called for backup ... if she could . [ scene_break ] spike : wake up , princess . fancy : let me go , let me go ! spike : shh . fancy : who are you ? fancy : who are you ? spike 's voice : oh , honey , that 's for me to know and for you never to find out . [ scene_break ] j.t . : oh , my god , you 're insatiable . rebecca : so i 've been told . j.t . : but this time you 're even more energetic than ever . rebecca : well , i just could n't wait to be with you . j.t . : yeah , feeling 's mutual . now how about two dry martinis ? rebecca : not -- not yet . j.t . : well , why not ? rebecca : well , you know , why do n't i go get them and then i can bring them back here ? j.t . : i 'll go with you . rebecca : oh no , no , no , honey , no , i want you to stay here just like you are , naked as a jaybird . j.t . : if you say so . rebecca : now where 's gwennie ? wait till she sees who i have locked in the storage room . [ scene_break ] jared : hey , i love you . tell me what 's got you so shaken up . theresa : i want to , jared , but i ca n't . jared : you do n't trust me . theresa : no , it 's -- it 's not that . it 's just something that i ca n't talk about right now . jared : you know i 'd never betray a confidence . theresa : i know . jared : all right . well it 's your call . theresa : jared . whitney : what 's wrong ? where 's jared going ? theresa : some place far away from me . [ scene_break ] ethan : i did n't know your mother was here . gwen : neither did i . ethan : why is she flapping like a -- gwen : she is probably auditioning for big bird . i do n't know , just ignore her . we are having way too good a time to let her ruin it . rebecca : gwennie , come on . come over here now . wait till she sees that i have j.t . locked up in the storage room . we can finally get him to spill the beans on theresa . we can get rid of her tonight . [ scene_break ] ivy : i am fighting for my life here . sam : do n't exaggerate , ivy . ivy : i am not . no . a life with you , that is all i have ever wanted , sam . ok , i know i was wrong to hire david to -- to pose as -- sam : wrong ? it was despicable to take advantage of grace 's amnesia . you tore up our home , ivy . ivy : what i did , i did for love . sam : love ? you call it love ? i call it sick . pathologically cruel . i mean what decent human being would conjure up such a devious , hurtful scheme ? ivy : i did n't have a choice . you made me love you so much , and i was so lonely . sam : you were with julian , which -- you were lying to him about ethan , i might add . god , i should have known it was you . ivy : do n't treat me like i 'm dirt , sam . sam : you said it , ivy , not me . ivy : it should have been us married all those years . not you and grace . i just could n't make you realize that . sam : so things did n't work out between us when we were young , ivy . ok , stuff happens . it 's called life . does n't give you the right to play god . ivy : you loved me . i knew you loved me . it was just grace , she was just in the way . sam : grace , my wife , the mother of my children , the woman i was married to , that i loved . ivy : i thought i was going to die without you , sam . the only thing that kept me going all those years was ethan , that i had this little piece of you . sam : and that was n't enough . ivy : no , it was n't . it was n't being with you . sam : do n't tell me you 're trying to justify your actions , ivy , please . ivy : no , i 'm not . i 'm not trying to justify them . i am trying to explain . please , i was in this marriage , and i had this secret . it was tearing me apart every time i saw you in town . i wanted to scream at you that ethan was your son and that i loved you as much as i ever did . sam : and yet you kept it in . not only lying to julian but to me and ethan as well . ivy : and i paid for those lies . you know i did . when the truth came out , i almost lost ethan , and ethan -- ethan lost everything . he lost his legacy . it broke my heart , sam , and yet , you know , part of me was still happy because you finally knew that he was your son . sam : look , ivy , i do n't feel like sitting around here running through a laundry list of your deceptions , ok ? so just go home , wherever that may be . ivy : no . no , because i am not through . the only thing that got me through all of those years , sam , was my love for you . have n't you ever wanted someone so much that you would do anything in the world to make them yours ? ok , i was weak , and i could n't stand the thought of my life without you . so i did whatever i could to get you back . i just wanted you to remember how wonderful it was when we were young and ethan was conceived . i just wanted you to give us one more chance . i did n't do this to hurt you , or to hurt grace , or to hurt anyone else . i just did it for us . please , sam , please , just -- ca n't you understand that ? [ scene_break ] theresa : i do n't blame jared for washing his hands of me . he is a good guy , and this is how i repay him ? by not telling him what 's going on ? whitney : but you know what , i do n't get it . why do n't you just confide in him ? what , are you afraid he is going to say something about ethan and little ethan ? theresa : i do n't know , whitney . i do n't know what to think anymore . i am just so scared that my secret is going to come out . and now i messed things up with jared . whitney : well , all i know is that secrets kill relationships . i mean , either they blow up like a huge bomb , or they slowly eat away the trust we build with each other . theresa : i just -- i do n't know , whitney . i just -- i can not put my son 's future on the line by letting another person know who his real father is . i do n't think that jared would intentionally tell anyone , but what if it slipped out ? and now , i lost jared for good , a guy who really cared about me . whitney : maybe not . theresa : you did n't see the look on his face . you did n't hear the disappointment in his voice . jared : for you . theresa : you 're not mad at me ? jared : if anyone has the right to be mad , it 's you at me . i realized i was pushing you a little hard . if you have something to tell me , you 'll tell me in your own time . [ scene_break ] ethan : look , why do n't -- why do n't you just go talk to your mother ? gwen : you know what , i will talk to her later . right now i just want to be in your arms . ethan : it 's all right , we 'll catch up afterwards , ok ? i 'll get some champagne . gwen : all right . you have really lousy timing . rebecca : honey , you do n't understand . gwen : no , you do n't understand . ethan is really upset about what his mother did to sam and grace 's marriage , and i want to be here for him . rebecca : honey , i do n't see why everybody is so shocked about this . i mean , i knew all along that ivy was behind david 's sudden appearance in town so he could take grace to europe . i mean , and people call me the town hussy . gwen : you are the town hussy . rebecca : never mind that . look , but this is really important . gwen : look , just -- would you please get -- go away . ethan 's coming . do n't ruin our romantic evening . i 'll call you tomorrow , ok ? rebecca : but , honey , it 's important . ethan : excuse me , is everything ok ? gwen : indeed , my mother was just leaving . rebecca : oh . [ scene_break ] tabitha : for hades ' sake , dear , the tension 's so thick in here , i could cut it with a knife . fox : all right , i got both girls to go to bed and believe it -- believe it or not , they both went right down . listen , kay , it 's been a long day and even longer night . what do you say we both go to bed ourselves ? you 'll feel better after a good night 's rest , all right ? kay : yeah , i 'm not even sure that 's going to help . good night . miguel : yeah . tabitha : well , i heard what happened . miguel : my mind is still trying to take it in , tabitha . kay let ivy break up her parents ' marriage . tabitha : yeah . i would think you would be feeling fortunate that you are competition for kay 's affections . miguel : you know , that 's the weird thing . because even after everything she did , i still want her . and i am not going to give up on her . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i think luis is trying to use the situation to try and tear you down in my eyes . chris : that could be . sheridan : he 's just taking it too far . i mean to accuse you of murder , being involved with my father while he was alive , that 's just too much . come here . i want you to know that luis ' tactics are not working , ok ? i trust you implicitly . i know you are completely innocent . [ scene_break ] luis : not a trace . they got roadblocks set up all over town , and no fancy . paloma : where could she be ? luis : i wish i knew . you know , fancy does n't always obey orders , but she knows the one cardinal rule of a cop on a chase . you always check in . that 's how i know she 's in trouble . [ scene_break ] spike : well houdini she ai n't . honey , relax a little bit . you 're going to wear yourself out , cupcake . fancy : what do you want from me ? what do you want from me ? spike 's voice : patience , honey , and you will find out sooner than you think . spike : shh . [ scene_break ] tabitha : you mean to tell me that you , son of saint pilar lopez - fitzgerald , can still love kay in spite of her duplicity ? miguel : i was n't sure how i felt at first , but yes . that 's exactly what i am saying . tabitha : well , well . miguel : i 'm surprised myself , tabitha . i guess it goes to show how much she really means to me . i still want to be with her . i am not going to give her up to fox . not without a hell of a fight . tabitha : miguel , you are not going up to their bedroom , are you ? miguel : oh no . just going up to give maria a goodnight kiss . tabitha : the plot thickens once again . a reprieve for kay , which might mean a temporary lift of the spirits . at least until grace comes home , and come home she will , i 'll wager that . i wonder -- i wonder what she 'll say when she finds out that kay was in cahoots with poison ivy . more than tomato soup cake will hit the proverbial fan . [ scene_break ] kay : fox , what 's wrong with me ? i 've ruined everyone 's lives . i am a horrible person . fox : no , you 're not a horrible person . you made a mistake , that 's all . kay : this was more than a mistake . i knowingly let your mom destroy my parents ' marriage . god , no wonder my dad thinks i 'm a monster . fox : he does n't think you 're a monster . all right ? he 's -- he 's just in shock right now . it 's going to take some time for -- for him to absorb all this , kay . kay : i wonder if anyone will even come to the wedding . fox : of course they will . and if they do n't , to hell with them . kay : yeah , but i always dreamed of my dad walking me down the aisle , and now he 's not even going to come . or my -- or my family -- anybody in my family . no one 's going to be there . not even maria 's dad . fox : i 'll be there . [ scene_break ] paloma : the desk sergeant has n't heard a word . none of the beat cops have been able to turn up anything . luis : damn it ! sheridan : please , james will hear you . luis : sorry , but where could she be ? i 'm not waiting around here any longer . paloma : luis , where are you going to go ? there are search teams spread out all over town . luis : good , then i will join up with them . fancy is in trouble , and this is all my fault . paloma : no , no , she is the one who wanted to be involved in this investigation . luis : and i am her superior . i should have insisted that she stay out of it . so help me , god , if anything happens to her -- [ scene_break ] fancy : help me . help me . spike : i am sorry , princess . there is no prince charming to the rescue for you . more like the prince of darkness . [ scene_break ] ivy : i do n't expect you to forgive me , sam , i do n't . i just want you to understand what motivated me . just do n't shut me out completely . sam : you did that to yourself , ivy . ivy : because i love you . because without you , my life is meaningless . and you love me , too , and that 's why we were getting married . we belong together , sam , we always did . sam : sam bennett . grace , my god , thank god it 's you . yes , it 's very important . you 're not going to believe this . [ scene_break ] theresa : i thought you left . jared : i did . i went to the corner store to get those . chad : hey , you want to dance ? whitney : sure . chad : all right . theresa : you were angry with me ? jared : i do n't know . i took a couple of deep breaths and realized i pushed you . i meant what i said . i love you . theresa : wow . jared : i am not the type of guy who gives up once he realizes he has the right person . if you want to tell me everything that 's going on in your mind , or in your life , that 's fine . i just want you to know that i 'm here for you , whenever you need me . theresa : well , i do n't deserve you , jared . jared : no , you probably deserve better . but i am what you 're stuck with , so ... theresa : thanks . you 're amazing . [ scene_break ] j.t . : you know how to make an olive lonely ? gwen 's voice : oh , my god , j.t . cornell . he is here . ethan : what are you -- what are you looking at over there ? what 's wrong ? gwen : my mother needs my help with something . ethan : she does ? ok . anything i can do to help ? gwen : it 's a female thing . ethan : do n't -- forget it . you do n't have to say anything else . gwen : yeah . ethan : if it has to do with her sex life , the less i know , the better . just promise me there is no livestock involved , ok ? gwen : go back to just where you just were , and i will meet you in just a second . rebecca : ok , whatever you say . gwen : ok . ethan : i 'll get a table . gwen : mm - hmm . that 's a really good idea . i wo n't be long at all . ethan : ok . gwen : oh no , now that i have j.t . , this should n't take long at all . whatever secret theresa is keeping from ethan wo n't be a secret much longer . [ next_on ] jared : if whitney catches you , it 's going to be over . sam : grace would like to talk to you . fancy : please do n't hurt me . please , just let me go
theresa was startled to find jared standing behind her , then sad when he got upset that she wo n't confide her secret to him and left . however , he came back quickly , bringing flowers and an apology . meanwhile , rebecca and jt cornell were gettin ' busy in a back room at the blue note . rebecca left him , nude and alone , to go get some champagne and gwen , but he finally dressed and left , heading straight toward where theresa , gwen , and ethan are all having a good time . noah and sam converse about ivy 's deceit and grace 's mistaken belief that david is her first husband because of it , when ivy herself showed up . she tried to get sam to see her side of things , but he wo n't be that easily swayed by her any longer . after leaving several messages for grace , she finally called him back as he was trying to get ivy to give it up .
gwen : this has to be the right decision , right ? i ca n't just give up my last chance on ever becoming a mother . rebecca : and you won't . gwen : well , as agonizing as this is , i know it 's all going to be worth it when i 'm holding a baby in my arms . rebecca : mm - hmm . if theresa keeps her word . gwen : i really wish that you would stop planting these horrible thoughts in my head . why is it that you always need to make me feel worse about everything ? rebecca : because i do n't want you to let your guard down . gwen , theresa has proven time and time again that -- that she would do anything to achieve her ends , not yours . gwen : i just wish you would stop this , ok ? mother , i have no choice here , ok ? i have to trust theresa . i have to just trust that she 's going to keep her promise and deliver us a healthy baby . [ gwen sighs ] gwen : hey . what 's going on ? has theresa started the procedure yet ? ethan : no . no . eve -- eve wants to run a couple more tests before they get to that . gwen : sweetheart , i do n't understand what all these tests are for . ethan : i 'm sure it 's -- it 's just a precaution . they just -- they just want to make sure everything 's ok . gwen : right . i 'm , like , a complete nervous wreck here . i ca n't even think straight . i just really want this to be over so we can have a baby ! theresa : so is this going to take long , dr . russell ? eve : i have to get two good d.n.a . samples , one from each baby . theresa : and then you 're going to match it against mine to find out if one of these is my baby , right ? eve : right . i do n't like doing this , theresa . i told you that . theresa : all right , dr . russell , please do n't do this . not now , please . eve : god , theresa , i hate what you 're basing your decision on -- whether either of the babies has you or gwen for a mother . theresa : look , dr . russell , ethan and gwen begged me to do this . ok ? i 'm carrying out their wishes . eve : theresa , that 's a bit disingenuous , to say the least . gwen has no idea that one of the babies could be yours and ethan 's . theresa : dr. russell , that 's not my concern right now . all right ? my concern is to have a baby -- the baby that i made with ethan . eve : well , then we 're praying for two different things , theresa . i hope that the d.n.a . shows that both babies are ethan and gwen 's . that way , i wo n't feel quite so much like we 're playing god . theresa 's voice : and i hope one of these babies is mine -- mine and ethan 's . paloma : i do n't un @ rstand . martin : no , i explained why we have to leave harmony . paloma : no , tio . no , i do n't mean that . did you see the look on my mother 's face before she ran out of here ? it was like -- like she saw a ghost . sheridan : pilar , stop ! i need to talk to you ! look , please , wait . look , do n't run off again . pilar : sheridan , please , let me be . i need some time to myself right now . sheridan : look , just first , tell me , why did you run out of the living room like that ? what did you mean when you looked at mr . wheeler and you cried out , `` no , it ca n't be ! `` what were you talking about ? luis : this is crazy . there 's got to be some mistake here . sam : it does n't look like it . luis : yeah , well , this does n't make any sense , ok ? mr. wheeler said that he knew my father . he ca n't be my father . sam : he told you he was still alive , did n't he ? luis : yeah , he did , and i asked him how in the world - he knew that , and he -- he was about to tell me when we were interrupted and -- that 's it , sam . it 's alistair . somehow , alistair must have gotten into these files . he tampered with them and made it look like wheeler is my father . this is exactly alistair 's m.o . ! that 's -- that 's what he did . anything to mess with my head ! sam : well , i ca n't dispute that . luis : yeah . that 's what he did . he saw that we were getting close . and so he did this to throw us off - track . sam : when would he have had the time to do that , luis ? what we pulled up just now are -- are old , original crane files . luis : i do n't know how he did it , sam , but he did it . hello ? is n't it obvious ? come on . wheeler looks nothing like my father , ok ? yeah -- people age . they look different over time , but not that much . and besides that , my mother would have known that mr . wheeler -- she would have known he was my father when she met him , ok ? sam : well , i thought pilar said that mr . wheeler reminded her of martin . no , now , think about it , luis . i mean , plastic surgery can -- can drastically change a person 's physical appearance . luis : i do n't give a damn what it says there . there 's no way that wheeler is my father ! singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life whatever white house decision that americans make makes an impact on our country . that 's why global national will be in washington . join kevin newman from there beginning tonight . all right , thanks . stephen : hello ! hayley : this is so nice . kathr > > kara : love it , yes , i just love it . unds good . sold . very good sir . carson arthur : oh yeah , absolutely . like , this was such a challenge for us . sam : damn it , luis . luis : i 'm sorry , all right ? look , it 's just the thought that mr . wheeler could be my father -- look , there 's no way that that 's the truth , all right ? damn it , i guess i owe your brother a new laptop , huh ? sam : he 'll get over it . look , it 's you that i 'm worried about . you ca n't keep flying off the handle like this . it 's what cost you your job in the police station in the first place . luis : yeah , i know that , sam , all right ? i know ! look , it 's just the idea that this -- this man i met down in mexico who calls himself wheeler -- there 's no way that he is martin fitzgerald , ok ? sam : then why would the computer say he was ? luis : look , i would know if it was my old man , ok ? sam : would you ? luis : yeah . sam : with enough plastic surgery ? now , you were no more than a little kid when he disappeared , right ? luis : yeah . so what ? sam : and from what i understand , no one knew what happened to martin fitzgerald after that . everyone but your mother thought he had died . luis : i went back and forth on that myself . sam : and then last night , mr . wheeler tells you with some conviction that your father 's still alive . luis : yeah , he did , but he -- he did n't give me any specifics , ok ? i -- i do n't know . sam : so what if he knew because he is your father ? i mean , what if it turns out that mr . wheeler is your long - lost father ? sheridan : look , pilar , i ca n't count how many times i 've cried on your shoulder . now it 's your turn to confide in me . what happened back there with the wheelers and paloma ? why did you run out like that ? pilar : it 's too outrageous for words . you 'll think i 've lost my mind . sheridan : do n't hold back . all right ? you 've been like a second mother to me . pilar : right . sheridan : i want to know what you 're thinking . pilar : ok . and i need to tell somebody . just now , inside , while i was talking about my husband , i was overcome with the strongest sensation that he was -- he was right there with me . sheridan : in the room ? pilar : standing there with all of us . the way he looked at me with those eyes , i just knew -- i suddenly knew that mr . wheeler -- he 's not who he said he was . he was my husband . my husband , martin . gwen : it 's excruciating now , but it 'll all be worth it in the end when we have a beauiful baby in our arms . is something wrong ? oh , please tell me theresa did n't change her mind again . rebecca : if that weaselly little wench is messing with my daughter 's future again -- ethan : stop , stop . calm down . gwen , you , too . it 's nothing like that . theresa 's still planning to do what she has to do to save one of the babies . gwen : and i wish she did n't have to , but it 's the only way . honey , there 's no way i could handle losing both babies -- not after the way we lost sarah . ethan : i -- i know that . gwen : but i 'm not going to dwell on the past . i just -- i really just want to think about the future and -- our future . you and me and this incredible baby that we 're going to cherish for the rest of our lives . ethan : so do i . rebecca : hmm . then why the long face , ethan ? you do n't seem very enthusiastic to me . ethan : well , forgive me . forgive me , ok ? i 'm finding it a little difficult to take much joy in this decision that theresa has to make . you know , if you possessed the slightest bit of humanity , you might feel the same way -- gwen : ok . all right . both of you , just -- just stop . i am sure that we all feel the same way here . our gift of a healthy baby comes with a huge sacrifice . ethan : i just hope and pray we 're doing the right thing . gwen : of course we 're doing the right thing . it 's the only thing . ethan : you were raised the same way i was , you know ? the same way theresa was . the church did teach us right from wrong , gwen . it 's -- gwen : oh , you need to stop moralizing . this is an issue of life or death . ethan , i did n't get to hold sarah alive -- not once ! ethan : do n't -- do n't do this . gwen : i ca n't help it . i want a baby , honey . i want a baby so bad that my arms are aching . i mean , do n't you feel the same way ? ethan : of course i do . of course i do . of course that 's what i want . i want you to be happy . that 's what i want . gwen : and i will be . i will be the happiest woman in the world when theresa gives birth to our child . rebecca : yeah , well , god help theresa if she is up to her old tricks . theresa : dr. russell , how long will it take to get the test results back ? eve : i put a rush on it . it should n't be too long . theresa : i 'm sorry you disapprove of what i 'm doing . eve : how could i not , theresa ? to base the fate of an unborn child on -- on whether his mother is you or gwen ? that hardly seems fair . theresa : well , what am i supposed to do ? why do n't you tell me ? eve : i know it is a horrible decision to have to make , honey , and i do n't envy you . i just hope that the d.n.a . shows that both babies are gwen and ethan 's . that way , we can judge the babies on who 's most likely to survive . theresa : but , dr . russell , if one of these babies is mine and ethan 's , you know what i want you to do . eve : well , let 's just not talk about it anymore until the results are in , ok ? theresa : you know i do n't like this , right , dr . russell ? it goes against everything that i was ever brought up to believe in , everything that i 've ever learned . i just do n't see any other choice . can you put yourself in my shoes , please , just for a second ? when you were pregnant with chad , julian was the father and you were n't married to him . you must have been scared to death . surely , you thought about terminating the pregnancy . eve : never . not for one moment during the entire pregnancy . theresa : now you know why i have to do what i have to do to protect my baby 's life . eve : theresa , this is an entirely different situation . you tricked the doctors into implanting gwen 's embryo into your body without permission . theresa : only after gwen stole my son from me , doctor . i needed some way to get him back . eve : well , it seems to have gotten quite a bit more complicated than that . nurse : you wanted these asap , doctor ? eve : yes , thank you . nurse : you 're welcome . theresa : ok , dr . russell . whose babies am i carrying inside me ? paloma : where did my mother go ? katherine : try not to worry about her , darling . sheridan probably caught up with her . paloma : but what if she did n't ? mama was very upset . martin : you should probably let her be . paloma : no , tio . something upset her so much , she had to get out of here . if i find her , i will make her tell me what it was . katherine : do you want me to go with you ? paloma : no , tia . thank you . she 's my mother . katherine : of course . no matter what paloma says , she cares about her mother . i can tell . martin : yeah . well , what if pilar tells her why she ran off ? katherine : do you think she figure it out ? do you think she realized that you were martin ? martin : the way she looked at me , it 's as if she could see right through me . and that expression on her face -- it was like `` how could you ? how could you have left me and the children to fend for ourselves ? `` katherine : that 's just your guilt talking , martin . there 's no way you can know that pilar was thinking all that . martin : i pray to god i 'm wrong . it would destroy pilar to know who i really am , to know that i spent all these years away from her with you . the truth could kill her . pilar : it 's not like me to let my imagination run wild . i think i 've been spending too much time with my theresa . sheridan : do n't be so dismissive of your instincts . ever since you first laid eyes on mr . wheeler , you said that he 's reminded you of your husband . pilar : he does n't resemble him physically all that much . it 's more the way he looks at me , the way he listens to me . oh , goodness . this is nonsense . of course mr . wheeler is not my husband . if mr . wheeler was my husband , he would have told me . i mean , why on earth would he come back to harmony and keep it a secret from me ? sheridan : right , i -- i 'm sure that he would have told you or luis . pilar : or maybe he was afraid how we would react , afraid if he told us he met someone else and fallen in love and been with her all these years -- sheridan : look , that does n't sound like the martin that you 've always talked about . pilar : no . it doesn't . sheridan : i mean , the martin that i 've always heard of -- he loved you . he adored his children . he never would 've just gone and started a second life with another woman , abandong his family for no good reason . pilar : no . he would not have . he was too decent a man , too good a man . oh , yet , he seems to know so much about my husband . that , and he and his wife clearly have a past with alistair . sheridan : that does n't mean that he 's martin fitzgerald . pilar : of course not . your father has enemies all over the world . sheridan : yeah . pilar : all this -- all this craziness -- it 's just -- it 's just that , you know , wishful thinking on my part , because i 've been missing my husband so much lately . luis thinks it 's just a waste of time , but i -- i still hope and pray that martin will come home to me someday soon . luis : there 's no way mr . wheeler 's my father , sam . it 's impossible . sam : well , i think you 're scared to admit it could be true , luis . luis : scared of what ? sam : scared of what it would mean if mr . wheeler is your father . [ luis scoffs ] luis : right . well , it would just mean that my -- my dad 's the world 's biggest deadbeat . not to mention a two - timing lowlife . uh - uh . there 's no way that mr . wheeler 's my father because that coward who abandoned us all those years ago -- he would n't have the nerve to show his face in this town again . sam : unless he could n't take the running anymore . unless he missed you guys very much and wanted to see you again . luis : right . so , what , he decided to bring his new wife with him ? look , sam , my father may have abandoned us , ok , but i honestly do n't think that he is stupid enough or low enough to come back into town and prance around with some new woman . sam : maybe there 's an explanation for it . luis : oh , would you give me a break ? well , it 's not bad enough for you that my father abandoned us without even a note ? and now you got to say that he 's got some new wife and he 's parading her all over town ? sam : look , i 'm sorry , luis , but i just do n't understand how the crane files could come up with such a match if it was n't true . luis : well , it better not be . ok ? because if it turns out that mr . wheeler is my father , i swear to god , i will kill him with my own bare hands for everything that he has done to me and the rest of my family . 2004 - train 48 . do you think they had this cast of characters on that first train ? rebecca : look , if you ask me , there is something fishy about doing these tests on theresa before she has the procedure . gwen : nobody asked you , mother . rebecca : well , last i looked , this was a free country , and i have every right to speak my m d . ethan : you know what -- except when it comes to upsetting your daughter . will you for once -- for once -- just keep your negative suspicions to yourself , please ? rebecca : i just do n't like it , that 's all . ethan : nobody likes any part of this , rebecca . rebecca : well , i just -- i still do n't know what this test she 's having is for . ethan : i 'm sure they just want to confirm the original diagnosis about the babies , that 's all . gwen : that theresa can carry only one baby to term ? ethan : yeah . and they have to make sure to save the right one . gwen : what do you mean , `` the right one `` ? ethan : you are taking a d.n.a . test to determine which of these babies is mine and yours so you can save that one ? what is wrong with you ? and who made you god ? rebecca : what are you talking about , ethan ? what do you mean , they have to save the right baby ? gwen : honey , you 're scaring memememe ethan : no , no , i am -- i just meant they have to determine which baby has the best chance to survive if left alone in theresa 's womb , that 's all . that 's what i meant . it 's a complicated , delicate decision . gwen : well , i do n't care how many tests they have to run , as long as they do everything in their power to deliver us a healthy baby . theresa : so what 's it say , doctor ? are one of these babies mine , or are they both ethan and gwen 's ? eve : just give me a minute , theresa , to finish reading the results . theresa : i think i 'm going to pass out . eve : well , you can relax . you got your wish . theresa : so one of these babies inside of me is -- eve : is yours . the d.n.a . matches up completely with y r sample . theresa : oh , my god . i knew it . i knew i got pregnant the night that i slept with ethan . and what about the other baby ? eve : it 's not a genetic match . therefore , it must be gwen 's . theresa : i mean , the only reason that i -- i slept with ethan is because i thought that i miscarried the embryo , and now it turns out i never miscarried at all . eve : apparently not . so , you just panicked when you saw some spotting . god , theresa , i wish you just would 've come to me instead of taking matters into your own hands . theresa : no , dr . russell , i 'm glad that i didn't . because if i had , then i would have known i was pregnant and i never would 've slept with ethan , and i would n't be carrying his baby . dr. russell , i believe everything happens for a reason . eve : are you telling me that you 're doing all this because you think you have some hope of getting back with ethan ? theresa : if you 're asking me if i 've fallen out of love with him , i haven't . come on , dr . russell , listen to me . we talked about having a family together . eve : before he was married to gwen . he is a happily married man , theresa . surely , you understand that . theresa : we all know he 's married . eve : you 're not answering my question . and what happens after that is up to ethan . eve : oh , theresa . god , i 'm so disappointed in you . what happened to pilar 's sweet little girl , my daughter 's very best friend , that could turn you into this scheming , devious woman that will just do anything to get what she wants ? theresa : life happened to me , dr . russell . i grew up , i fell in love , and a pregnant gwen came along and stole the man of my dreams away from me . she stole the life that was supposed to be mine . eve : i do n't think that gwen would see it that way . theresa : i 'm sure she doesn't . and i 'm sure that she 's in love with ethan . but why does it make me a monster for wanting to have his baby ? eve : it does n't make you a monster . but i do want to understand your motives . so you 're telling me , then , that you would let gwen 's baby die so that you could save your own ? theresa : you would do the same thing if you were in my position . eve : oh , i do n't believe it . theresa : come on , dr . russell , why do n't you think about this ? what if you had to choose between saving your own flesh and blood or that of your own worst enemy ? say liz . who would you choose ? eve : i would n't make that decision , theresa . i could n't make that decision . theresa : ok , dr . russell . look , i did n't -- i did n't plan on this . i did n't want it to happen . i would rather give birth to both babies . but , according to you , i can't . eve : i stand by my medical opinion . theresa : well , then the choice is simple . dr. russell , too much has been stolen from me -- the man of my dreams , my family 's home , my job , and , most importantly , my child . i am just protecting what 's mine . eve : you know gwen expects you to give birth to her baby . theresa : i know she does . eve : so i do n't understand , theresa . are you telling me you 're going to carry this baby full term , go through labor , delivery -- the whole nine yards just so at the end of it , you can hand over a newborn baby that you know to be your own to gwen and ethan ? is that what your plan is ? pilar : it was as though part of me died when martin disappeared . i was very much alive and functioning well enough that no one -- no one knew how i felt inside . sheridan : you had all those little mouths to feed . pilar : i needed to . i only did what any mother must do . but in the still of the night , when the house was finally quieted and i was all by myself , oh , i 've never known loneliness like that . sheridan : pilar , you are a beautiful woman . i 'm sure you did n't have to be alone . pilar : hmm . well , there were a couple gentlemen that were interested in me . you remember mr . hobby -- sheridan : hmm . pilar : the florist ? sheridan : mr. hobby asked you out ? pilar : yes . he was sweet on me . but he finally gave up after i said no one too many times . i just -- there was no point in giving him any false hope . i only loved martin . sheridan : but he was gone . pilar : that did n't matter . in my heart , i knew that he would come back to me . that 's what i believed . luis would say that 's what i needed to believe . sheridan : what do you feel happened to him ? pilar : oh , for years , i thought that some external force or some person -- perhaps even your father -- had done something to make martin leave . that the first chance he got , he would come home and explain it all to me . that 's -- that 's why i kept that candle lit for him . sheridan : but if mr . wheeler were your martin -- pilar : it would mean that everything i believed was a lie . that martin left on his own , that he abandoned me and the children and he met somebody else and fell in love and has been with her all these years . it would make me the biggest fool in the world . sheridan : no , no , it wouldn't . pilar : yes , it would . it would mean that my beloved husband had trampled all over the love that i thought was so strong and true . and i -- i could n't take it , sheridan . sheridan : i understand . pilar : and luis -- oh , heaven knows what luis would do if he were to think that mr . wheeler was his father . he would just as soon kill him than listen to any explanation . sheridan : yeah , he already has so much anger towards his father . pilar : do you know that as hard as i tried to take care of my family , my luis -- he would do everything he could to help . he was so young , and yet he felt it was his responsibility to take the place that his father had left vacant . sheridan : is that why he never went to college ? i mean , is that why he broke it off with beth ? pilar : not only did he give up the life he would have had , but he felt he did n't do enough . and i said , `` mijo , it 's not your fault . you did the best you could . `` sheridan : oh . i can understand why both of you would have such a strong reaction if martin were to just show up someday . i guess i 'd feel the same way if my mother came back to harmony . pilar : but your mother is dead . sheridan : that -- that 's what i mean . i mean , if she were n't -- she just left me on her own free will . i do n't think i could ever forgive her for that because it would mean that she just threw me away . pilar : well , you have nothing to worry about . i knew your mother very well , and katherine adored you . just like martin adored me and the children . sheridan : what happened back there with mr . wheeler -- pilar : was nothing -- nothing more than my mind playing tricks on me . mr. wheeler is not my husband . i just -- i 've been missing my husband too much lately , that 's all . sheridan : yeah . paloma : hi , mama , there you are . estas bien ? pilar : yes , i 'm fine , mija . paloma : but the way you ran out of the mansion -- you scared me . pilar : i 'm fine , paloma . i just -- i needed some fresh air , that 's all . let 's go back inside , shall we ? katherine : it 's not as if you left pilar because you did n't love her . martin : i love you , too , katherine . you know i do . katherine : i do know . and that does n't make it any easier . [ pilar laughs ] pilar : oh , martin . martin : hmm . pilar : you make me so happy . martin : how can that be when my job at crane industries pays so little ? pilar : oh , i do n't care about money . i would n't trade places with any other woman in the world for all the riches . martin : you could have done a lot better , pilar . pilar : no , never . the moment i saw those beautiful irish eyes smiling at me , i knew that you would own my heart forever . that i could never , ever look at another man again as long as i lived . martin : you 'd better not . pilar : it 's true , you know . if something were to happen to take you away from me , i could never , ever be with another man again . martin : then you have nothing to worry about . pilar : will you promise me you 'll take care of yourself ? that nothing will ever happen to you ? promise me . martin i promise . pilar can never know what i did . it would kill her . that 's why we must leave now and never come back . sam : no wonder you did n't want to consider the possibility that mr . wheeler might be your father . luis : he ca n't be . he just ca n't be . sam : the match was confirmed in the crane files . not to mention all the other coincidences since you and sheridan first went down to mexico . luis : look , sam , i know all about the coincidences , ok ? honestly , they keep going through my mind over and over again . all right ? the fact that the wheelers just -- well , they just happened to be living in my aunt 's inn down in mexico . and they happened to know my little sister , paloma , so well . and not to mention , the wheelers -- well , they just happened to know so damn much about harmony and the cranes . and i 'll tell you the worst of it all , sam . that when i first met mr . wheeler , i had a sixth sense about him and my father . you know , i just -- i just hope that 's all they are , you know ? coincidences . sam : well , you got to pursue it . luis : i am going to pursue it , but only to eliminate the possibility . now , listen -- we can not even breathe a suspicion of this to my mother , ok ? because it would kill her if she even thought that mr . wheeler could be my father . sam : of course . you know i wo n't say a word to pilar . luis : all right . all right . [ luis sighs ] luis : i tell you , sam , it 's -- it 's ironic , is n't it ? you know , i -- ever since my father disappeared , i spent my whole life wishing that my father would come home . and now if it turns out that he has -- that mr . wheeler is indeed my father , i wish i 'd never laid eyes on the bastard . rebecca : oh , i sure hope you know what you 're doing . gwen : meaning what ? rebecca : by entrusting the life of your child to the most untrustworthy woman that i know . gwen : ok , that 's it . not another word out of you , ok ? rebecca : look , i just meant -- gwen : i know what you meant , mother . we all know what you mean . i just wish you would n't do this right now . i am scared enough as it is at the outcome of theresa 's procedure . i just have to have faith in her . i have to trust that she 's going to do the right thing this time because i do n't have any other choice . rebecca : gwennie , please , just calm down . gwen : you know , i will calm down when theresa has done what she needs to do , ok ? because then i 'm going to know that this is actually really going to happen , that after all the pain and heartache ethan and i have been put through , that we are finally -- finally going to have our own baby . rebecca : oh , theresa better do the right thing . or by god , she is going to have to answer to me . eve : so is that your plan , theresa ? you are going to carry this baby full term , bring it into the world , and then you 're going to turn it over to gwen and ethan ? theresa : i thought we were talking about right now , dr . russell . i 'm just doing what you and ethan both advised me to do . eve : do n't tell me that you have n't thought anything about what 's going to happen after the baby is born . you know how much gwen wants a baby of her own . theresa , if you go ahead with this incredibly ill - conceived plan , you are going to regret it for the rest of your life . theresa : dr. russell , i have made up my mind , ok ? i want you to save my baby . eve : ok , if that 's what you want . but if the truth ever comes out about who the parents of the surviving child are , there is going to be hell to pay . martin : we 've got to leave harmony right now , katherine . the longer we stay , the greater the likelihood we 'll be found out . katherine : and we 've had so many close calls . as much as i want to tell sheridan that i 'm her mother , i just know how much pain it 's going to cause everyone we love . [ door opens ] paloma : i found her . katherine : we were worried about you , pilar . pilar : oh , there was no need to worry . martin : then , you 're ok ? pilar : of course . i 'm -- there 's just a lot going on in my life right now . you caught me in a moment of exhaustion . i 'm fine . martin : ok . you know , i 'm afraid that mrs . wheeler and i are going to have to leave now , and i just want to thank you all for the welcome that you gave us here in harmony . sheridan : please , not so soon . katherine : we have to . pilar : it is i who should thank you for looking after my paloma all those years in mexico . you 've been wonderful to my daughter . katherine : it was our pleasure , pilar . we love her . martin : you should be very proud . paloma : i wish you did n't have to go . i 'm going to miss you so much . martin : oh , honey , we 're going to miss you very , very much , too . sheridan : pick up , luis . please pick up . [ phone rings ] luis : hi , sweetheart . everything ok ? sheridan : well , not exactly . mr. and mrs . wheeler are about to leave harmony . luis : tonight ? sheridan : yes . i -- i thought you might want to get over to the mansion to say goodbye to them . luis : look , i 'll be right over . whatever you do , do not let them leave before i get there , ok ? sheridan : luis , you sound so upset , but -- [ luis hangs up ] sheridan : hello ? sam : who 's leaving ? luis : the wheelers -- well , if that 's who they really are . apparently , they 're planning on splitting town tonight . if i 'm going to find out if he 's my father , it 's now or never . theresa : gwen 's the mother of one . the other baby is ours . ethan : oh , my god . t.c . : my god , eve is filing for divorce . luis : look , i just want to know the truth . is he my father or not ?
theresa finds out that one baby is hers and one is gwen 's . eve tells her how disappointed she is in her for making the decision she 's made but theresa tells her it 's the only one she can make . meanwhile , ethan and gwen wait in the lobby , with gwen wishing they would hurry up and get the procedure over with , ethan feeling guilty about what theresa has told him , and rebecca stirring up the waters , pushing both their buttons .
fox : kay , listen , are you sure this is when my grandfather said to meet ? kay : yeah , i 'm positive . fox : yeah ? kay : yeah , i thought it was funny that we would meet this late , but -- chad : this is the time he told us , too . valerie : alistair crane did n't build his empire working 9 : 00 to 5 : 00 . alistair : good evening . i 'm sure you all know ms . fuller . fox : yes , one of your special assistants , right ? ms. fuller : hello . alistair : the last time the three of us spoke , i gave you each a challenge to come up with a proposal for the singapore project . fox : right , yeah . no , that was -- that was this morning . i have n't had time to finish . chad : neither have i . alistair : oh , it certainly does n't surprise me , since both of you feel that work is less important than going to luis ' funeral service . fox : i was there for sheridan . chad : and so was i . she 's family . alistair : ah . well , my daughter 's an idiot . she always gets involved with people who are not worthy of her . fox : huh . chad : you mean the guy who punched you at the church ? alistair : yes , exactly . sheridan 's taste in men has always leaned toward neanderthal . both of you can relax for now . i did n't expect you to finish the project tonight anyway . the reason i called this meeting is to tell you i 've decided to give you specific challenges to help you along the way to your final presentation . fox : uh - huh . looks like a test . chad : looks like several tests . alistair : well , the donald has nothing on me . and i 'm sure the both of you have been working on your projects , right ? fox : yes , i 've made a lot of progress . chad : so have i . alistair : well , good , then these little tests , as you call them , will help you with your final presentation . valerie : our team wo n't have a problem , sir . kay : neither will we . alistair : well , good . then i shall see the first phase tonight . and after i look at it , i 'll decide who the winner is . fox : good . then we 'll just move on to the next phase . alistair : that 's correct . and remember that the person who chalks up the most wins and comes off with the winning proposal will secure his place in crane industries . the loser is out . [ scene_break ] sheridan : chris , you say you love me , but i know you must mean as a friend because of how i feel about your son . chris : no , sheridan . i love you , and not just as a friend . sheridan : i do n't know what to say . chris : how could you ? i came into your life such a short time ago , and you were still grieving the loss of luis . i did n't mean to fall in love with you -- or anyone else , for that matter . but the more time i spent with you , the more i fell in love with you . i 've fallen utterly and deeply in love with you , sheridan crane . [ scene_break ] eve : ethan , please come back to us . no change . oh , my god . maggie : this is so sad . let 's hope the new medication kicks in . patty : if not , i do n't envy dr. russell when she has to speak to the family . there 's a good chance this patient will die . and if he does n't -- well , you know . maggie : i know . it 's terri schiavo all over again . patty : i hope mr. winthrop has a living will . maggie : oh , i hear you . theresa : no , please , do n't say that . no , ethan is going to make it . i know he will . gwen : what 's going on ? what 's happened to my husband ? patty : i 'm sorry , mrs. winthrop . his condition has n't changed at all . rebecca : well , then what was she shrieking about ? theresa : you just said that he was going to die . and you said that if he did n't that he would end up on life - support . you said he was n't going to come back . gwen : oh , my god . maggie : i 'm sorry , we were only discussing the possibilities . patty : no prognosis has been made yet . theresa : you said you hoped he had a living will . gwen : you know , theresa , no one needs you standing around here getting hysterical . would you please just go home ? rebecca : yeah , she is not allowed in there . i mean , she 's the reason ethan 's in there in the first place . she tried to kill him . theresa : no , it was an accident . gwen : damn it , theresa , go home ! get the hell out of here ! theresa : i 'm not leaving , not until i see ethan . rebecca : why ? because you want to finish the job ? eve : what 's going on ? gwen : oh , just theresa standing here acting as if it 's her husband in there . theresa : how is he ? i mean , tell me that they 're wrong . tell me that the nurses are wrong . eve : the nurses ? theresa : they said that he was going to die , and that if he did n't , he was going to end up brain damaged on life - support . patty : i 'm sorry , dr. russell , we were just speculating . gwen : eve , please tell me that 's not true . ethan 's not going to die or be brain damaged , is he ? [ scene_break ] chris : i knew i was in love with you the first time i left . and i knew i could n't tell you because your heart still belonged to luis . sheridan : yes . but , look , your son took a piece of my heart with him . i do n't think you realize how much your little boy means to my life . chris : yes , i do . that 's one of the reasons why i fell in love with you , sheridan . sheridan : thank god he 's going to be ok . chris : yeah , thank god . i could n't bear losing him again . and as i was leaving harmony , i realized i could n't bear not seeing you again . that 's why we came back . sheridan : i 'm glad that you came back . chris : it was selfish of me , i know , but now at least you know why . sheridan : so that 's why you do n't want me to go into the witness protection program with you and james ? because -- because you love me ? chris : i would want nothing more for you to leave with us , to be with us forever . but i ca n't ask you to make that kind of sacrifice . sheridan : but it would n't be a sacrifice . chris : yes , it would . you 'd have to leave everything and everyone you love . you could never contact them again . you could n't even tell them where you were . sheridan : i realize that . but i also realize that my father does not want me to be happy . chris : i still ca n't believe that a man can be so cruel to his own child . sheridan : well , you do n't understand the depths to alistair crane 's cruelty . chris : look , you still have your brother and your mother and all your friends . sheridan : my mother would be the first one who would want me to leave . she had to escape my father 's evil herself . and ethan and gwen and pilar -- they ca n't protect me from my father . neither can my brother , julian . chris : well , luis must have obviously had some strength of character to stand up against your father . sheridan : you stood up to my father , too . when you hit him in the church , you humiliated him in front of all those people . you 've put yourself in even more danger now . chris : i 'd hit him again if he ever touched you . sheridan : luis is the only other man i 've seen stand up to my father . chris : he must have been a very noble man . sheridan : he was . he thought that he could protect me , too . but in the end , loving me is what caused him to die . chris : uh - uh , i do n't believe that . i think loving you is what kept him going , what kept him searching for your son . and even if your father had him killed , it 's -- you ca n't blame yourself for that . sheridan : well , i do blame myself . because if luis had never met me -- if he never fell in love with me , my father would have had no reason to go after him . and that 's why i want you to leave . i want to come with you . chris : sheridan , i can not put you in that kind of danger . every day i wake up fearing that the mob is going to come find me and my son . i ca n't have you live with that kind of fear . sheridan : i 'm prepared for the danger . i 'm also prepared to leave everyone that i love behind . chris : sheridan , for all we know , the man who ran james over is connected to the mob . i ca n't risk anything happening to you . sheridan : the f.b.i . will protect me if i 'm with you . chris : they 'll try . i wish it could be . sheridan : it can be . look , i 've already lost luis . i 've lost my baby . i need to get out of here before my father can do anything else to anyone else that i love . chris : i wish i could stay here and protect you from your father . sheridan : well , you ca n't . that 's why you need to leave , and i want to go with you . chris : i wish i did n't love you . but i do . i ca n't put you in that kind of danger . i just ca n't . [ scene_break ] patty : we 're sorry , dr. russell . gwen : eve , is ethan going to die or need to be on life - support ? eve : his condition is not good , gwen . ivy : gwen , what happened ? what happened to my son ? theresa : oh , mama . pilar : oh , theresa . what happened ? gwen : ivy , did you call sam ? ivy : yeah , i called him as soon as i heard , but i do n't understand . your message said ethan was poisoned ? rebecca : he was poisoned . by her . pilar : oh , dios mio . ivy : what ? gwen : ethan was poisoned , he is on a ventilator -- all because of her . theresa : it was an accident . ivy : oh , my god , he 's on -- on a ventilator ? pilar : eve , what 's happening to ethan ? eve : i was just about to update everyone on ethan 's condition . he 's stable for the moment , but he is not breathing on his own and he is unresponsive . so i think it 's a little too soon for us to be making any predictions about the future . gwen : eve , there 's got to be something more you can do for him . eve : there is n't anything we can do , gwen . all we can do is let time go by and wait and see . he could gain strength and come right out of it . or he could live for a very long time without ever regaining the ability to see or hear or speak . theresa : oh , god . ivy : i -- i do n't understand , theresa . why would you poison ethan ? rebecca : because she is insane ! she is crazy , and we all know it ! pilar : theresa , is this true ? theresa : it 's not the way that they 're saying it , mama . gwen : yeah , it is true , theresa . you poisoned my husband , and now he could die . [ scene_break ] kay : can you take a coffee break ? fox : um -- you know what ? i really do n't have time . i got to finish this thing . kay : i know . i did a search on all the other companies like you asked , and i did a comparison chart . fox : yeah . did it look like that ? i already did it . kay : oh . well , i could start downloading what you need in personnel stats for the first phase . fox : yeah , there it is . i already did that , too . kay : oh . well , since you do n't need me , i 'm going to go home and see my daughter . fox : no , whoa , whoa , hold on ! you ca n't go home . i need you here . you ca n't go . kay : no , i do n't think you do . looks like you got it covered . i 'm just in the way . fox : no , no , wait . i do n't want you to think you 're in the way . you know , it 's just -- i mean , look , alistair -- he threw us this curveball with all these new tests . you know , i just think it 's too important for me not to -- not to handle it on my own , that 's all . kay : yeah , i understand . fox : yeah ? kay : go for it , yeah . see you later . tabitha : oh , poor kay . she was warned this could happen when she begged me to cast that spell . but she 's still crushed . as fox becomes more and more obsessed with his work , she 's going to have to pay for his success with the loss of their love . oh , well , i ca n't worry about her now . love is for losers , endora . [ scene_break ] valerie : your chances of winning this contest just keep getting better and better . chad : why is that ? what do you mean ? valerie : well , you have me , for one thing . chad : so ? fox has kay . valerie : not anymore . he sent her home . he said he wanted to handle the presentation of the first phase alone . chad : you are kidding me . does he really think he 's that good ? valerie : apparently . but we do know differently . and he 'll probably blame kay when he loses . chad : jerk . valerie : yes , but he 's our jerk . kay is not all that secure to begin with . and if i can play on those insecurities , she wo n't be much help to fox . this is the way to go , baby . i just have to keep it up . [ scene_break ] gwen : how do you have the nerve to be here ? ethan could die because of you . pilar : theresa , tell me what happened . please tell me you did not do this . theresa : i did n't . gwen : yes , theresa , you did . you poisoned him . theresa : i would never hurt ethan , gwen . ivy : that 's a lie , theresa . you have done nothing but hurt ethan since the day you came into my home pretending to be a friend , pretending to be gwen 's friend ! rebecca : you insinuated yourself into our lives . i mean , we even hired you to design gwen 's wedding dress . ivy : and all you were doing was trying to get close to ethan . you have caused him nothing but pain , and you have tried time and time again to take him away from gwen . i lost my granddaughter because you fought with gwen and caused her to miscarry . theresa : that was an accident . gwen : that was not an accident . no more than this was an accident . theresa : no , you know that 's not true . i would never hurt ethan . i love him . gwen : i do n't know , theresa , maybe you decided if you ca n't have him , you 'd rather see him dead . theresa : i would never -- pilar : gwen , please , you ca n't believe that theresa would do this . ivy : i believe it , pilar . but i am telling you something . this is the last time you will ever hurt my son . if he should die -- oh , god forbid -- have to spend the rest of his life in a hospital bed , unable to enjoy life , unable to be a father or a husband -- then , by god , i will make you pay somehow . i swear , i will make you pay . rebecca : you tell her , ivy . i 'll do anything . anything . [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] tabitha : oh -- kay . what are you doing home , dear ? kay : oh , do n't act surprised . i know you 've been spying on me and fox in your bowl here . tabitha : me , spying ? kay : yes , you , spying . tabitha : well , i am always kind of curious to see the effects of a spell when i go to all the trouble of casting one . kay : your spell stinks . tabitha : listen , dear , you were the one who insisted i cast that spell to make fox successful . kay : yeah , well , you did n't tell me until afterward that it could mean he would fall out of love with me . tabitha : well , i told you the price could be high , but you did n't seem to care . you just went headlong into your plan . kay : yeah , well , i just thought that our love was stronger than your magic . tabitha : yes , i know you did . now you 're finding out that you were wrong , are n't you ? kay : ok , do n't rub it in . tabitha : anyway , i 'm sorry that fox dismissed you so rudely . kay : no , you 're not . and i understand , though , why he did it . you know what ? i 'm going to call him . i 'm going to wish him luck on the presentation . tabitha : oh , no , kay , do n't . no , he 'll just dismiss you again , dear . kay : i 'm going to let him know that i 'm rooting for him . hi , it 's kay bennett . is fox there ? he 's unavailable ? oh , ok . thanks . tabitha : i told you . kay : yeah , well , if he knew it was me , he would have taken the call . i 'm going to try him on his cell . hey -- tabitha : no answer there , either ? kay : no . just his voicemail . tabitha : it 's as i told you , kay . as fox becomes busier and busier , he will have less and less time for you . you ca n't outfox my spell , you know . oh -- pardon the pun . [ scene_break ] valerie : all ready , fox ? fox : always ready , valerie . valerie : where 's kay ? fox : um -- she had to take care of something for me . valerie : my gosh , it must be pretty important for her to miss being here for this . i mean , at least to give you moral support . fox : yeah , i 'll be fine on my own . thanks , though . valerie : ok , whatever you say . chad : hey , valerie , did you bring the spreadsheet on the materials division ? valerie : yep , right here . chad : great , thanks . where 's kay ? fox : she 's taking care of something for me , chad . alistair : i assume you 're both ready ? fox : absolutely . chad : yes , sir . alistair : all right , let 's hear it then . fox : ahem . alistair : fox , where 's your assistant ? fox : right . she is taking care of something for me , so -- alistair : oh . guess you 're on your own then . and i do n't have much time , so let 's make it quick . fox , you 're up first . fox : thank you . [ scene_break ] sheridan : look , i know you 're worried . but i 'm not afraid . i know you 'll do whatever it takes to protect me and james . chris : but what if i ca n't ? james and his mother had to get away from me just to be safe . sheridan : i know how much you loved maureen . chris : i did . and i 'll always feel responsible for her death . but you do n't have to die , sheridan . i would n't be able to bear it if anything had to happen to you . and james -- he 's fallen in love with you , too . he 'd be devastated . sheridan : nothing will happen to me as long as i 'm with you . chris : i 'd like to believe that . if only times were different . if my life were different , maybe we 'd have a chance . that is , if you have feelings for me . have you fallen in love with me , as well , sheridan ? [ scene_break ] theresa : no matter what you think that i have done to ethan in the past -- ivy : what i think you have done , theresa ? what i think ? i know what you have done . every evil , despicable thing . but this is the most despicable . i mean , do you deny that you drugged ethan and gwen 's surrogate so you could steal gwen 's embryo ? gwen : and do you deny that you drugged ethan so -- so he would sleep with you and get you pregnant when you thought you miscarried our embryo ? theresa : you stole my son from me , gwen . i was desperate . ivy : desperate , yes . desperate is exactly how i would describe everything you do . and this time you were so desperate that you tried to kill my son . pilar : ivy , do n't do this . ivy : do n't , pilar , do n't . do n't you defend her . no . i know she 's your daughter , but you have closed your eyes to her evil , outrageous behavior long enough . because of you , my son could die ! theresa : i do n't want him to die , ivy . i want him to live . he has to live . ivy : you `` do n't want him `` -- it 's always about what you want and what you need , is n't it , theresa ? well , do you know what i want ? i want you to be the one in there close to death . why are n't you the one unable to live out your life ? pilar : ivy , my heart is breaking for ethan , but theresa did not do this . gwen : yes , pilar , she did do it . ivy : your daughter is a vicious , murdering bitch . gwen : you 're 100 % right , but we should n't waste any more time on this psycho . we need to spend our time with ethan . theresa : dr. russell , may i please see ethan first ? i need -- gwen : do n't you dare ! do n't you even think about going near my husband again ! ivy : if you do go near my son again , theresa , i will kill you . eve : please , everyone , i know this is a terrible time for all of you , but this is not helping . gwen : eve , what -- what can we do ? what can we do to help him ? ivy : theresa needs to be put away . she needs to be put away where she can never hurt anyone ever again . why has n't she been arrested ? she tried to kill my son ! gwen : there 's an investigation going on , and you believe me , she 's going to be arrested . pilar : no creo que te esta pasando , theresa . tell them . tell them you did n't do this ! theresa : mama , it 's not going to do any good . they 're not going to believe me . ivy : you 're right , theresa , we wo n't . rebecca : you know exactly how theresa poisoned ethan , do n't you , eve ? you know because you 're the one who gave her the drugs to do it . and even though she has n't implicated you yet , do n't worry . i will , eventually . but right now i do n't think we really have to wait to see what 's going to happen with ethan . i think theresa should go to jail right now before she can harm anyone else . [ scene_break ] chris : do you love me , too ? sheridan : chris -- chris : no , i 'm sorry . you do n't have to answer . i had no right to ask . it 's too soon . you have n't even had time to grieve . i should n't have told you how i feel . sheridan : no , i 'm -- i 'm glad you did . chris : i know it 's selfish of me , but i just wanted you to know why i ca n't take you with me . sheridan : you 're being very noble . chris : i 'm not noble . i 'm an idiot . i should have taken my time to romance you , build up to the fact that i was going to tell you that i love you . the problem is i do n't have any of that time . i just wanted to be honest with you . sheridan : i 'm glad i know how you feel . chris : i have n't always been as open with my feelings . since i lost maureen , i realized there 's no sense in keeping your feelings to yourself . as you know , when you lose somebody you love , it changes you . sheridan : yes , i know . chris : so you understand why i ca n't take you with me . i do n't want you to live in this kind of danger . you have to stay . and i have to go . [ scene_break ] gwen : hi , baby , it 's me . i 'm here with your mother . we 're here . i want you to know you 're going to be ok . you 're going to come home and you 're going to be just fine . ivy : i know -- i know you can hear us , ethan . i know you can feel us with you . and you now how much we love you . gwen : and we 're praying for you to come back to us . ivy : ethan , honey , i ca n't lose you . you 're my wonderful , my beautiful boy . dear god , please do n't take him . gwen : god , i know you can bring him back . i know you have the power to bring him back , and i 'm begging you to let him live and let him be ok . he has so much to live for . he has so many people that love him and need him . he has a daughter who needs him , and i need him . please , do n't let theresa rob him of his future . she 's taken so much from us already . please let him live . please let him live and be ok . eve : look , i 'm needed in the e.r . i 'll be back as soon as i can . pilar : come on , theresa , we should go . come on . theresa : no , mama , i ca n't leave . i need to stay here . i have to explain everything to ethan . please , mama ? pilar : all right , fine . i do n't think gwen is going to allow you to see ethan . we can wait . they 're mistaken , right , theresa ? i mean , i know you could never do something like this -- try to kill ethan . theresa : it was an accident . pilar : ok , you keep saying that , but i do n't know what you mean . did you give him the poison by accident ? theresa : i was trying to kill alistair . pilar : what ? what ? theresa : i put these drugs in the guacamole , and ethan ate it instead of alistair . pilar : do you realize what you 're saying ? you admit that you deliberately tried to kill alistair ? theresa : he 's a monster , mama . and i could n't take it , being his whore . i just -- i could n't . pilar : shh . ok , theresa . i know what you 're going through is horrible , and he is a despicable man . but it is god 's place to punish him , not yours . theresa : you told me not to get involved with him . everybody told me not to get involved with him , but i was too stupid to listen . so this was the only way out -- for alistair to die . pilar : every time i think that you have done the worst thing that you can possibly do , theresa , you do something even worse . theresa : ethan should n't be lying in there . it should be alistair . he 's the one that should be in the morgue . pilar : theresa , you know that murder is a mortal sin . theresa : what alistair does to me , mama , is a sin , and the only way out was for him to die . pilar : ok , then leave him . divorce him . but do n't try to kill him , theresa . theresa : i ca n't do that . he said if i left him that he would take my son from me and he would make sure i never saw him again . and gwen already has my daughter . this was the only way out for me . this was the only way -- for alistair to die . pilar : where did i go wrong with you , theresa ? i mean , how did i raise a child who will do whatever she has to do to get what she wants , no matter what the consequences ? theresa : i would give my soul to save ethan , mama . if he does n't come out of this -- pilar : it 's ok . i know you did n't mean to hurt ethan . i know that , theresa , but i am so afraid for you . i 'm so afraid of what 's going to happen now . rebecca : there she is , officer . theresa lopez - fitzgerald - crane , the woman who tried to kill my son - in - law . come on . i want you to arrest her right now . [ scene_break ] kay : maria looks so peaceful . gosh , i wish i could say the same for myself . tabitha : oh , i 'm sorry , kay . i know you 're depressed about fox , but i did warn you , dear . kay : yeah , i know you did , but it does n't make it any easier to live with . tabitha : well , you 've got your beautiful little daughter . and that 's all we need , is n't it , endora ? hmm ? [ endora babbles ] kay : fox , hey , what happened ? oh , no . oh -- you lost , did n't you ? hey , well , do n't worry , ok ? it was only the first challenge . you 'll do better next time . fox : thanks . but , you know , i do n't need a next time because i did it . i nailed it . i won . kay : what ? you won ? fox : yeah , yeah , yeah . so alistair was blown away , and chad is out . kay : oh , that 's fantastic ! fox : yeah , yeah , yeah . but listen , not only was alistair blown away , but he was so impressed with my presentation , he 's treated us out to a night at the seascape . kay : treating us ? fox : yeah , us , as in you and me . so , you know , get your stuff -- kay : ok . fox : and let 's go . we 're out of here . that is , unless , you know , you mind babysitting . tabitha : oh , no , i 'm always happy to take care of maria , fox . by the way , congratulations . fox : thank you . thank you very much . i got to tell you , i was sweating it , right ? but the research you did for me was -- it was absolutely amazing . and now all i want to do is celebrate with the woman that i love . [ scene_break ] chad : i ca n't believe i lost . i mean , fox 's presentation was too damn good . valerie : do n't get down on yourself , chad . chad : alistair did n't have one good thing to say about my presentation . valerie : but he did n't say anything bad , either . all he said was at this point in the competition , fox was ahead . chad : well , in my book , i lost . valerie : well , maybe you lost this one , but it 's just the beginning of the battle . we still can win the war , chad . chad : i do n't see how . valerie : we can make sure fox does n't win again . chad : i do n't want to fight dirty . valerie : it 's business , chad . you got to get dirty sometimes . and fox is n't above it , either . he 'll do whatever it takes to make sure he wins . chad : yeah . you 're probably right . valerie : i know i am . we can beat fox . and i still think the way to do it is to use kay . valerie : chad , you ca n't let this defeat get you down . chad : i 'm not really down , valerie . i know i can win this . i just -- i need to regroup . valerie : well , good . now , i 'm going to send out for some food so we can go over your presentation and compare it to fox 's . are you up for working late ? chad : yeah , i 'm ready . valerie : more importantly , are you ready to do whatever it takes to beat fox ? chad : whatever it takes . valerie : mr. crane , i did n't know you were still here . alistair : i was just on my way out . i could n't help but overhear the advice you were giving chad . i 'm very impressed , valerie . valerie : you are ? alistair : yes . i like to see that kind of determination in a beautiful woman 's eyes -- willing to do whatever it takes . valerie : well , i am definitely willing , mr. crane . alistair : then you 'll go very , very far . [ scene_break ] fox : so i got to tell you , you know what sealed the deal for me , right ? all that research you did on the security systems . chad 's project was -- did n't even mention it . kay : you mean , i actually helped ? fox : yeah , you helped a lot . are you kidding ? listen , i wanted -- i wanted to thank you for being so patient with me . i know i 've been preoccupied , and i know i have n't been very nice . kay : it 's ok , it 's ok . i 'm just glad you won . fox : yeah , i did , right ? well , i could n't have done it without you , so -- well , get your stuff . let 's go . it 's our night to celebrate . kay : ok . i 'll be right back . fox : ok , ok . endora : no ! fox : yes ! what do you think ? should i take kay out dancing , too , huh ? what do you think ? what do you think ? come on . come on , come on , come on . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : what is going on here ? could endora be trying to counteract my spell ? no , no , she could n't . well , she would n't . my spell 's a good one . and if it all goes as planned , kay will lose fox as he climbs the ladder of success . that 's what she wanted , and there 's nothing she can do to change it . [ scene_break ] sheridan : chris , there 's just nothing left here in harmony for me . i have lost everything . but i could be a mother to james . maureen wanted me to take care of him , and you know how much i love james . chris : yes , i know . and what about your boy , marty ? what if they find him ? no one can ever contact you when you 're with me . you 'd never know . sheridan : i do n't think there 's any way to find him now . not now that luis is gone . chris : your son was kidnapped and taken out of the country . interpol , the f.b.i . -- they have got to keep on searching . sheridan : you do n't understand . my father can make anyone disappear , and he does not want marty in my life . chris : there 's always a chance , sheridan . and i know how much you love your son and how dedicated you are to finding him . i ca n't rob you of that chance . sheridan : if only i thought that there were a possibility . chris : i do n't think you 'll ever give up hope , sheridan . i love you , but i ca n't let you leave with us . [ scene_break ] rebecca : officer , what are you waiting for ? she admitted that she poisoned ethan , so arrest her now ! gwen : mother , what 's going on ? rebecca : look , the last policeman was not doing his job , and i really do not see why we have to wait for an investigation . she admitted that she poisoned ethan , so let 's take her off to jail right now . theresa : mama , please do n't let them do this . ivy : she 's right , officer . my son is lying in there half dead , possibly brain damaged , and it 's all her fault . gwen : officer , she is the one who tried to kill my husband . rebecca : yes , officer , put the cuffs on her now ! officer : all right , hold on , everyone . just simmer down . all right ? i need to ask some questions before i put the cuffs on anybody . are you the doctor in charge ? eve : yes , i 'm dr. eve russell . officer : dr. russell , first of all , can you tell me about the condition of the patient in there -- ethan winthrop ? eve : he 's critical . i 'm not sure if he 's going to live . and if he does survive , he may be severely brain damaged . ivy : oh , god . officer : and this condition was caused by drug overdose ? eve : an unintentional drug overdose . officer : so in other words , someone slipped him the drugs ? rebecca : not someone -- her . she put the drugs in the guacamole , and ethan ate it . so i want her to go to jail right now ! pilar : shut up , rebecca . rebecca : no , do not tell me to shut up , pilar ! your slut of a daughter did this , and you know it . officer : all right , we 'll find out who did what soon enough . i need to ask you to come down to the stationhouse for questioning . and i was sorry to hear about your brother . your son was a fine police officer , ma'am . pilar : thank you , officer johnson . theresa : officer , i 'm not going to leave the hospital . i need to wait here in case something happens to ethan . gwen : no , she does not need to be here . he is my husband . ofc . johnson : look , i 'm sorry . but if you do n't come along , i 'll have to place you under arrest . theresa : i 'm not leaving here . pilar : look , ca n't you question her here , somewhere in the hospital ? ofc . johnson : look , i 'm sorry , mrs. lopez - fitzgerald . the detectives will want her at the station for questioning . come along , theresa . theresa : officer , i 'm not going to go . ofc . johnson : i 'm sorry , but you are under arrest for resisting an officer . you have the right to remain silent . anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law . pilar : please , please , do n't do this . please . gwen : if what you did now kills ethan or leaves him in the state that he is now , so help me god , i 'm going to make you wish you were never born . [ next_on ] ryan : chris and james need to leave harmony tonight . simone : if jess is a murderer , we have to stop her from killing again . spike : welcome home .
theresa , gwen , and rebecca stand watch over ethan , waiting to see whether he will pull through or not . ivy comes , bringing pilar , and she lights into theresa when she finds out what gwen is accusing her of . pilar tries to defend her daughter , but ivy tells her to shut up , and once theresa tells her what really happened she is upset that her daughter has done another stupid thing . eve tells them that ethan will either die , recover fully , or become a vegetable , they will just have to wait and pray to see which it will be . rebecca brings a cop to arrest theresa , but he wants to question her first . she refuses to leave ethan , so he arrests her for resisting . rebecca is grinning ear - to - ear . sheridan still wants to leave with chris and james , especially since he admitted he loves her . he reminds her of everything she will lose if she does , then says he does n't want to put her in that position because he loves her too much . she continues to beg him to let her go with them , however . luis seems to be an afterthought now that a couple of hours have passed since his funeral .
luis : something 's happened to fancy , something real bad . sheridan : luis , you do n't know that . luis : really ? well then how come she has n't called in by now . how come no one on the force has spotted her ? sheridan : she might still be here on the grounds . look , i will have crane security sweep the estate again . luis : do n't bother . i 'm sure whoever she was following has led her off the grounds by now . sheridan : who could that be ? luis : that 's a good question . paloma : fancy said she thought she knew who the killer was and that she saw him outside the window . then she went after him while i stayed with james . chris ' voice : spike killed phyllis . he wo n't hesitate to kill fancy . luis : if we only knew how fancy got the lead on that killer , then we 'd have something to go on . [ scene_break ] fancy : i know you 're here . please let me go . spike 's voice : uh - uh . not until i get to know you better . a lot better . [ scene_break ] ivy : i do n't expect you to forgive me , sam . i just want you to understand what motivated me . please , do n't shut me out completely . sam : you did this to yourself , ivy . ivy : because i love you . because without you , my life is meaningless . and you love me . that 's why we were going to get married , sam . we belong together , we always did . sam : sam bennett . grace , i 'm so glad you got my message . yes , this is very important . you 're not going to believe this . grace : sam , your message sounded urgent . did something happen to one of the kids ? sam : no , no . grace , this is about us . you , me , david , and ivy . [ scene_break ] chad : what ? whitney : i was just thinking about how much i love you and miles , and how happy i am that finally all of the lies and secrets are over . we do n't have anything to be ashamed of , you know ? { chad : i love whitney . i really do . that 's why i feel so damned guilty about all this . chad : just not guilty enough to stop . } whitney : i wish everybody could be as happy as we are . [ scene_break ] theresa : look , i -- i need you to know why i 'm not telling you what 's going on . it 's not that i do n't trust you . it 's because it involves my son . jared : little ethan . theresa : and there 's nothing i would n't do for him , even give up my last best chance to be with ethan in order to protect my little boy . ethan : how could being with me put little ethan at risk ? theresa : ethan . ethan : theresa , what 's going on ? why do you think you have to sacrifice being with me to protect your son ? [ scene_break ] j.t . : why do i have to hide again ? rebecca : because theresa is here , and if she sees you , we are doomed . gwen : and she will do anything to stop you from telling us her secret and we 're not about to let that happen again . rebecca : right , and now that we have you here , we 're not going to let you go until you tell us why theresa gave up the chance to prove we ruined ethan 's life . gwen : ok , in here . j.t . : oh , no , no , no , no , no ! gwen : j.t . , tell us theresa 's secret . what does she not want us to know ? gwen : out with it . rebecca : not that ! well , at least not yet . gwen : ok , what does theresa not want us to know ? rebecca : i mean , why was she so hell - bent on having you prove to ethan that we 're the ones that ruined his life , that we sent the email to your tabloid about his true paternity that she just dropped the whole thing . gwen : yeah , what is she hiding ? j.t . : a lot , believe me . rebecca : well , so tell us ! gwen : oh , this is our best chance yet to destroy theresa once and for all . [ scene_break ] ethan : what is this about sacrificing your chance to be with me for little ethan 's sake ? i 'm his godfather . it 's not like i would ever hurt him , theresa . theresa : i think that you -- you misheard me . ethan : no , i did n't . theresa : then you just misunderstood what i was saying . ethan : then please -- please explain to me , then . jared : uh , why do n't i give you two a moment here . theresa : well , wait -- jared , i -- ethan : theresa . theresa , what is going on here ? theresa : nothing . ethan : i do n't buy it , because for years you 've always told me that you would do anything to be with me . theresa : well , you would n't leave gwen , ethan , so i gave up . ethan : well , giving up is a lot different than saying you sacrificed me for little ethan . what has changed , and what 's happened that you 're not telling me about ? [ scene_break ] sam : grace , listen to me . you were never married to david . john is n't your son with him . it was all a sham , a plot , orchestrated by ivy to tear us apartt so she could win me back again . grace : no , sam , that 's impossible . i mean , even if ivy wanted you back , she could n't have orchestrated something so -- sam : power and money , grace . with enough of both , anything 's possible . grace : but david loves me . i mean , john -- john loves me . sam : who would n't love you , grace ? grace : but , sam , if this is true , it means that our marriage , our family , our lives were destroyed just so ivy could have her way ? sam : yeah , that 's right . it 's all been one huge lie . grace : but , sam , you checked out david yourself . i mean , there were documents on record that backed up every single thing that he said . sam : yeah , they were all forgeries , planted for me to find . grace : but , sam , the priest , the priest from st. anastasia 's church in hartford , remembered marrying david and me . sam : the priest was an actor , paid by ivy . you never married david . grace : no , no , sam . john -- john is my son with david . he took a dna test to prove it . sam : ivy must have messed with the results . grace : eve ran the tests herself ! sam : then the sample must have been switched before eve got it . look , the point is david hastings is n't your first husband . david hastings is ivy 's plant . grace : sam , this is unthinkable , unbelievable . sam : but it 's true , grace . ivy 's even admitted it . [ scene_break ] ivy : what are you doing ? whitney : noah just told me that you 're the one who destroyed sam and grace 's marriage , just so you could get sam back . i just want you to know i think it 's despicable , and it sounds more like something that alistair would do , if you ask me . ivy : oh , do n't you judge me , little girl , not when you are just as bad as i am -- lying to fox , pretending to be pregnant with his child when you knew all along that it was chad 's baby , a boy you thought at the time was your half- brother . whitney : look , i was just afraid that -- ivy : you were desperate , right ? you were desperate . so am i. i was desperate for sam 's love . so do n't you condemn me when you are just as bad , if not worse . whitney : oh , oh , i 'm nothing like you , ivy . ivy : oh , yes , you are . you and your mother . whitney : my mother ? ivy : yes , your mother , eve . please . who do you think changed the dna test results that proved that john was grace and david 's son ? who do you think knew all along what i was doing but never blew the whistle on me to try to save her best friend 's marriage ? whitney : ok , no . ivy : yes -- eve , your mother , helped me time and time again . whitney : well , i do n't believe you , ivy . ivy : fine . fine . ask her . i may have hired david to break up sam and grace 's marriage , but i could 've never pulled it off without your mother . [ scene_break ] luis : then have the patrols keep checking , damn it ! cadet crane is missing ! i ca n't stand around here and do nothing . i 'm going to go look for fancy myself . paloma : you had headquarters issue an apb . there 's nothing more you can do . luis : i can look for her myself . paloma : ok , i 'm coming with you . luis : paloma -- paloma : do n't even think about saying no . besides , you could use the help . luis : just do not wander off on your own , ok ? paloma : understood . luis : and i 'm not through with you yet , by the way . sheridan : luis , chris did not kill phyllis . fancy is out there looking for the man who did . luis : yeah , and her life 's in danger because of it . are you sure you do n't want to tell me anything before i leave ? chris : i wish i could help you , but i ca n't . luis : yeah . let me know if you hear anything . sheridan : i ca n't believe luis would actually accuse you of murder . he just does n't know you the way i do . chris ' voice : oh , sheridan , you do n't know me at all . [ scene_break ] fancy : please help me . i ca n't breathe . fancy : thank you , thank you . fancy : yeah , water . water , please , thank you . fancy : i thought that was water ! fancy : just let me go , please . you wo n't get away with this . luis will find me , and if he does n't , chief bennett will . fancy : look , look -- if you just release me , i 'll let you have a head start , and -- please , i 'll let you have a head start before i go and i wo n't follow you , i promise . please . spike : shh , shh , shh . fancy : oh , thank you . i knew you were n't all bad . spike 's voice : you 'd better think again there , sweetheart . fancy : oh , my god , no ! please , do n't hurt me ! please just let me go , please , please ! spike : shh . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i just hate that luis thinks that you 're capable of murder . and in our own home , no less . chris : it 's ok he 's -- he 's just trying to do his job . sheridan : no , it 's more than that . he will never accept you as my husband . he 's always going to try to make you look bad in my eyes and to make me suspicious of you . chris : are you suspicious of me , sheridan ? sheridan : no . of course not . look , i do n't care what so - called evidence luis thinks he has . i know you 're a loving husband , a wonderful father , and i know you learned the hard way that crime does n't pay . i know you would never deceive me , and i know you will always be honest with me . i 'm going to go check on james . chris : ok . chris : oh , sheridan , if you only knew the truth . i 'm not the man you think i am . far from it . [ scene_break ] luis : some lowlife around here has got to know something about fancy . paloma : no one has so far . luis : i 'm not giving up . hey , over there ! buddy , i need some information . man : sure , pal , but it 'll cost you . luis : nice . all right , look , i 'm looking for a girl . she 's young , blond , fit , she 's got a beautiful smile . paloma 's voice : luis is n't describing a missing person . he 's describing a woman he loves . man : she must be new in town . most of the whores around here are missing teeth . luis : she 's not a whore . she 's a cadet , and she could be in a lot of trouble . paloma : yes , she went after a man she has reason to believe killed a maid at the crane estate . man : ah , i heard about that . such a shame , what with good help being so hard to find these days . luis : all right , do n't you jerk me around . now , is there word on the street on fancy or not ? man : if there is , i have n't heard it . luis : damn it , you got to know something . man : i told you i do n't know anything . luis : you tell me where she is ! you tell me where fancy is ! who 's got her ? [ scene_break ] fancy : please do n't kill me . please . spike 's voice : i 've got something better in mind first . fancy : i never saw your face . and i have n't heard you speak , so if you just leave me here unharmed , i 'll free myself later and it 'll be like nothing ever happened . fancy 's voice : oh , my god . fancy 's voice : oh , my god , he 's going to rape me . fancy : no , do n't ! no , no ! [ scene_break ] whitney : no , no , no , my mother loves sam and grace . she 'd never do anything to help you destroy their marriage . ivy : where have you been , whitney ? your mother is a former drug addict , not to mention she has a child out of wedlock with julian . now , thank goodness it 's not chad , but you probably have a half - brother or half - sister running around out there somewhere that your slut - turned - saint of a mother gave birth to . ivy : oh , like i said , if you do n't believe me -- fine , ask eve . or just wait until the entire town knows that she helped me tear apart sam and grace . i do n't really care . but make no mistake , whitney -- your mother was grace 's judas . [ scene_break ] sam : listen , grace , i know it 's hard to believe , but it 's true . grace : sam , can you just hold on while i ask david about this ? sam : i mean , david has n't told you the truth so far . i mean , what makes you think he 's going to come clean now ? grace : i do n't know , but i ca n't just not ask david . david ? sam : she went to go talk to david . ivy : oh . you know , he did come to love her , sam . sam : oh , i guess that makes it ok ? ivy : no , i 'm just saying -- sam : where did you find him , ivy ? ivy : i do n't remember . sam : what , you do n't remember ? is he dangerous ? ivy : i do n't know , i -- sam : what do you mean , you do n't know ? ivy : i was blackmailing him . sam : my god , you 're worse than i thought . ivy : sam , i was desperate . sam : ivy . disgusting . [ scene_break ] rebecca : out with it , j.t . gwen : would you stop it ? just tell us theresa 's secret . j.t . : sorry , ladies , no can do . theresa paid me mucho dinero to stay mum and leave town . gwen : ok , fine , we 'll pay you more . rebecca : uh , wait . what ? we will ? gwen : yeah , we will . rebecca : but , honey , honey , my alimony barely pays for my botox , my escorts , and my donkey food . gwen : are you kidding me ? julian gave you millions in your divorce settlement . rebecca : yeah , well , it sits all tied up . gwen : you know what ? you -- you can have my grandmother 's jewelry . let me tell you , it 's worth a fortune . rebecca : what , what -- wait a minute here . now , you -- you have my mother 's jewelry ? that was supposed to be lost . gwen : mother , nana just told you that so you 'd stop nagging her about it . rebecca : but i 'm her daughter . she was supposed to give it to me . gwen : she was worried you would sell it and spend the money on all your gigolos . rebecca : oh , really , why would she think that ? j.t . : go figure . rebecca : i would not have spent all the money on men . gwen : j.t . , jewelry 's yours . tell us theresa 's secret . j.t . : i have a better idea . you sell the jewelry , get me the cash , you double it , and then we 'll talk . [ scene_break ] ethan : what are n't you telling me ? why would you feel that you would have to sacrifice a chance for us to be together for little ethan 's sake ? theresa : one thing has absolutely nothing to do with the other , ethan . ethan : i do n't believe you at all . theresa : you know what , jared is waiting for me . ethan : no , jared -- whatever . we 're going to finish this right now . theresa : no , we 're not . ethan : what are you not telling me ? theresa : i ca n't . ethan : why not ? theresa : because i made my decision . i mean , it took all the strength that i had to give up on my dream of a life with you . do not pull me back in . ethan : i 'm sorry . but i do n't like to see you like this . you 're hurting , and i do n't like it , and if you love me like you say you do , do n't leave things this way . if there 's a way for us to be together , i need you to tell me about it . do n't walk away from it . tell me , and tell me how i 'm supposed to make your dream come true . [ scene_break ] whitney : mother , how could you do something so horrible ? i do n't care if ivy blackmailed you or not . how could you help tear apart your best friend ? their family was ruined because of what you did . you have an excuse for everything . you know , just spare me , ok ? everytime i think that you 're all out of secrets and i do n't have a reason to be ashamed of you anymore , you come up with some fresh new ones and you know what , i just ca n't take it anymore . i guess i should be thankful that i have someone like chad in my life because you know what , i know he would never deceive me like this . [ scene_break ] chad : yeah , whitney almost caught me at the motel tonight . jared : no kidding ? chad : instead she found valerie with some dude . jared : so are you and valerie are getting it on ? chad : not anymore . jared : you 'd better be careful , man . if whitney catches you , it 's going to be over . chad : i know . i wish i could stop , man , but i ca n't . [ scene_break ] sam : what you 've done in the name of love -- it makes me sick to think i almost married you . sam : grace ? grace ? grace : sam . you were right . david owned up to everything that he did . he swears that he loves me now , but -- but that everything about our past was just a lie . sam : i 'm sorry you 're hurting , grace . grace : it 's not about me , sam . it 's about us . i mean , i left you , my real husband and my family because of a lie , a damn lie , sam . can you ever forgive me ? sam : grace , there 's nothing to forgive . we were both set up , taken advantage of . grace : i know . but the consequences -- our marriage , our family . oh , my god . sam : what ? grace : i 've been living in sin with david this whole time . sam : well , i 've been with ivy for a while , too . we were ready to be married . grace : ivy . where is she ? sam : she 's right here . grace : could you put her on the phone ? i 'd like to give her a piece of my mind . sam : absolutely . grace would like to talk to you . [ scene_break ] gwen : now , look , it could take a little while to get top dollar for my grandmother 's jewelry . are you willing to wait ? j.t . : sure . i suppose i could lay low in town for a while . and if i get lonely , becks and the girls keep me company . rebecca : hmm , it would be our pleasure , j.t . gwen : ok , you 're going to get your money , but tell me this much -- what does theresa have to lose if her secret comes out . j.t . : a lot . gwen : such as ? j.t . : uh , sorry , gwen , just gave you a freebie . the rest you 're going to have to pay for . gwen : j.t . , i just told you you 're going to get your money , but i want to know what she stands to lose because she 's already lost ethan . rebecca : ethan 's always been her whole world . j.t . : trust me , there is something else , and it 's huge . [ scene_break ] ethan : if there is a way for us to be together , you need to tell me right now . theresa : i have tried . you just -- you refuse to believe it . ethan : you mean your claim that gwen and rebecca were the ones that outed me as a bennett to the tabloid , right ? theresa : yes , it 's the truth . but i feel like even if j.t . showed you the photograph of him and rebecca in bed together , and played the answering machine tape where rebecca admitted everything they did , you still would n't leave gwen for me . you would forgive her , you would stay married to her , and that 's why i need to let all this go and move on with jared . there 's no point in me proving anything because it 's not going to make a difference . ethan : you 're absolutely wrong . it might make all the difference . [ scene_break ] chris : luis is closer to the truth than he thinks . i did work for alistair . i did n't kill phyllis and i did n't shoot pilar . spike did . sheridan : chris ? chris : i 'm sorry , honey . i 'm just a little on edge . sheridan : it 's ok . i understand . this whole idea of people working for my father after he 's dead -- you know , it just sends a shiver down my spine . but it sure does explain a lot -- you being shot , a break - in in the mansion , pilar being shot , phyllis being murdered right here in our living room , and now fancy missing . i just hope luis finds whoever 's responsible for this , and soon . chris : yeah , i just think luis is too close to this investigation to be objective . sheridan : i admit he 's been rough on you , but that 's because of me . but he is an excellent cop , and he will get to the bottom of this soon . you 'll see . chris ' voice : that 's what i 'm afraid of . [ scene_break ] luis : damn you , you tell me where fancy is . you tell me right now ! man : police brutality ! paloma : luis , leave him -- let him go ! he does n't know . luis : i swear , if i find out that you 're lying to me , i 'm going to kill you . man : get a grip . and the next time one of you cops roughs me up , i 'll sue . luis : yeah ? paloma : luis , luis , luis . i understand you 're worried about fancy . i am , too . but you ca n't abuse your badge by roughing people up . luis : that 's right . scum have rights , too . but what the hell happened to fancy ? i swear , if she gets hurt i 'm never going to forgive myself . paloma : it was her choice to go after that man . luis : no , no , no , she never would have even seen that man if it was n't for me . now , what the hell was i thinking ? i dragged her down to a murder scene ? she 's not even a rookie cop yet . she could be with the killer right now . she could get killed . paloma : luis , i know you 're still not over losing sheridan , and maybe you think you wo n't love anyone else but her , but you 're wrong . you love fancy . luis : no , i do n't . paloma : yes , you do . i can see it in how you talk about her , in how you act when you 're around her , and even now when you 're desperate to find her . luis : look , i 'm just worried about her , ok ? paloma : no , luis . whether you realize it or not , you have fallen in love with fancy . [ scene_break ] fancy : please stop , please . fancy 's voice : god , please help me . please do n't let him rape me . fancy 's voice : oh , thank you , god . fancy 's voice : oh , no . no ! [ scene_break ] theresa : so you would leave gwen if you had proof that she and her mother outed you as a bennett to the tabloid ? ethan : first of all , i do n't believe that gwen could have done what you 've accused her of , ok ? i 've known her my whole life , theresa . for her to betray me like that in such a tawdry public manner would be way out of character for her , ok ? theresa : ok , but what about her mother ? ok , what if she was the one who actually sent the information , but gwen , she knew about it all along ? ethan : you know what , i 'd be mad as hell , theresa , but i -- theresa : `` mad as hell , but -- `` that 's why i gave up . because even if you had proof , you would not leave gwen for me . ethan : wait a minute . i never said that . theresa : oh , i ca n't take any chances , ethan . too much is at stake . ethan : what do you mean ? at stake ? what are you -- what are you talking about ? theresa : i 'm tired of this , ethan . ethan : listen . listen to me good . i 'll tell you this right now . i do n't believe it , but if there was incontrovertible proof that gwen sold me out and has been lying about it for all these years -- yes , i would end my marriage with gwen . theresa : you swear ? ethan : yes . if gwen did what you accused her of , i would end my marriage with her . i would leave gwen in a heartbeat . [ scene_break ] paloma : es la verdad , luis . whether you realize it or not , you love fancy . luis : look , i 'm not about to debate my feelings for fancy with you or anyone else right now . one of my cadets is missing and most likely in trouble . plus , i think sheridan 's in danger , too . paloma : from chris ? luis : i 'm positive he had something to do with phyllis ' murder . paloma : but sheridan said that chris was n't at the cottage when fancy went after the killer , so the killer ca n't be chris . luis : all right , fine , so maybe he did n't strangle phyllis with his own hands , but he knows who did . he 's definitely at the center of what 's going on right now , and i 'm going to find out what 's going on . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i 'm going to go sit in a nice hot bubble bath . chris : that sounds relaxing . sheridan : maybe you can join me and we can relax together . chris : ooh , i like the way you think . james : i could n't sleep . sheridan : oh , i 'm sorry , sweetheart . why do n't i tuck you in again and sing you a song . chris : you know what ? i have a better idea . why do n't i get us a snack and let mommy take her bath , and then i 'll put you back to bed . good night , sweetheart . sweet dreams . i 'll see you in the morning , ok ? sheridan : i 'll be waiting . sweet dreams sweetheart . james : ok , mommy . good night . i love you . sheridan : i love you , too . chris : all right , so what do you say to half a turkey sandwich ? james : ok . where did everybody go ? chris : luis and paloma ? they 're out looking for your cousin , fancy . james : uh , she 's after the man . chris : what man ? james : the man i saw you talking to outside of little ethan 's house . chris : you told fancy that you saw me talking to a man ? james : i saw him outside and i told fancy , and she went after him . chris : i see . chris ' voice : oh , my god , spike has fancy . [ scene_break ] fancy : stop . please stop , please . fancy 's voice : oh , he stopped . thank you , god . fancy 's voice : oh , no . oh , no , he 's undoing his pants . he 's going to rape me . no . no , not if i can help it . fancy : help me ! somebody please help me ! [ scene_break ] ivy : uh , grace ? sam said you wanted to speak with me . grace : so the truth finally comes out . ivy : i know you 're angry , grace . grace : frankly , ivy , i 'm -- i 'm still in shock . ivy : i understand . i do n't blame you . it 's just what i did was -- grace : was what you thought you had to do to get sam back . ivy : well , yes . grace : you know , ivy , i 've always tried to forgive people their lapses . i believe that there 's good in everyone . ivy : grace , i ca n't tell you how glad i am to hear you say that . grace : but in your case i 'm going to make an exception . ivy : i do n't understand . grace : i 'm coming home , ivy . and when i get back to harmony , i 'm going to kill you . [ scene_break ] jared : if you ca n't keep stepping out on whitney , chad , you 're going to have to be careful . otherwise -- chad : i know , i know . and i love whitney , ok ? the last thing i want to do is hurt her . but what goes down in that hotel has nothing to do with her . jared : yeah , i get that . but if whitney finds out , i do n't think she 's going to see it that way . cool it for a while just to be safe . chad : i 'm not sure i can . jared : well , it 's up to you , man . so be careful , all right ? be really careful . [ scene_break ] theresa : could you just -- could you say that one more time , please ? ethan : mm - hmm . if gwen 's done what you 're telling me she 's done and i see proof , i swear on my love for jane that i 'd leave gwen . theresa : really ? ethan : absolutely . i 'm sorry , i could n't live with someone who has been lying to me with every breath they 've taken . theresa : oh , god . ethan : `` oh , god `` ? what -- wait a minute , what is wrong with you ? i actually thought i was telling you something you wanted to hear . theresa : you are , you are . it 's just i -- i do n't really know what to do right now . ethan : theresa , talk to me . what are you not telling me , huh ? theresa : i 'm not sure i can tell you . ethan : theresa , you can tell me . theresa : no . ethan : just tell me . theresa : you know what , i ca n't because i need to think . because if i do this , there is no going back . ethan : damn it , what -- theresa , what are you not telling me ? [ scene_break ] gwen : well , i ca n't think of anything theresa could lose besides ethan , if he did n't leave me when her secret came out . rebecca : yeah , gwen is right , j.t . i mean , why would n't she take this chance to make her dream come true ? j.t . : oh , trust me , there is a reason , and it 's huge . but for me to spill it , it 's going to take a ton of hard cash . gwen : j.t . , you 're going to get your money , ok ? i am desperate to know what theresa 's secret is . whatever it is , just tell us . rebecca : yeah , because whatever it is , i have the feeling it is exactly what we need to get rid of her forever . j.t . 's voice : ah , maternal love . the answer you ladies are looking for is closer than you think . [ scene_break ] whitney : theresa , what 's wrong ? theresa : i do n't -- i do n't even know anymore . whitney : what happened ? theresa : i just spoke to ethan , and he said that if he had proof that gwen and rebecca were the ones who sent the information to the tabloid , he would divorce her . whitney : oh , wow . he actually said that ? theresa : yeah . whitney : that changes everything . theresa : yeah , i know . it does if he actually means what he 's saying . whitney : well , do you think he would lie to you ? theresa : i think he thinks he 's being honest . whitney : then why are you so upset , honey ? theresa : i do n't -- i do n't know . i mean , for ethan to say that he would leave gwen , that 's one thing , right ? but for him to actually do it -- i mean , what if j.t . , you know , gives ethan the proof and then he decides to stay with gwen ? i mean , what if this is like all the other times that i got my hopes up and things fell through ? i mean , not only would i lose ethan , i would -- i 'd lose my little boy . he would lose out on inheriting the empire one day , and i 'm just not sure i can risk all of that . [ next_on ] theresa : i am going to go find j.t . he 's going to tell ethan that little ethan is really his son . gwen : how am i supposed to get j.t . out of here ? luis : let fancy be all right . kay : who is this ? grace : you know damn well who it is .
gwen and rebecca cornered jt cornell in a storeroom in the back of the blue note and tried to get him to tell them theresa 's secret , but he said he 'd been paid to keep quiet and he 's going to do that . gwen offered him money as soon as she can sell her grandmother 's jewelry to tell them anyway , and he agreed , once the money is in his hand . meanwhile , in the club itself , ethan tried to get theresa to spill the beans , but she would n't consider it until he swore he 'd divorce gwen in a hearbeat if she can produce real evidence showing she and rebecca were the ones who outted his paternity to the tabloid . theresa is torn . sam told grace what ivy had done , and after she got confirmation from david that it 's all true , she told ivy just what she thinks of her , and said she 'll kill her once she gets back home .
paloma : what should we do about jessica ? two johns she was with were murdered . i hate to say this , but what if jessica killed those guys while she was on drugs ? simone : well , it 's sure starting to look that way , she does n't trust me , so my telling her to stay away from spike just looks like i want her all to myself . paloma : i will talk to her . i 'm sure i can get her straight . simone : well , it 's worth a try . i just hope it 's not too late . she was mad at me earlier , and what if she went back to spike ? [ scene_break ] jessica : simone does n't care about helping me . she just did it hoping i 'd let her have sex with me . well , i am staying true to spike . that 's if he 'll take me back after my last john turned up dead , too . spike : are you ok , jess ? jessica : oh , i am now that you 're here . spike : sweetheart . oh , honey . you 're just all freaked out about that john , are n't you -- turning up dead , are n't you ? jessica : we had sex and then i passed out . when i came to , it was just like last time . he 'd been stabbed . how , i do n't know . spike : honey , relax . he paid up front , so who gives a damn , right ? jessica : well , but what if i killed him , spike ? what if i stabbed him to death when i was high ? spike : look , i do n't want you to worry , ok , because i 'm here for you , jess . you can count on me to protect you . jessica : i know that now . you 're the one person who cares about me , the one person i can trust . spike : oh , yeah , baby . [ scene_break ] chris : sheridan , i love you too much to let you come into the witness protection program with me and james . sheridan : i do n't want to lose either of you . chris : what about your freedom ? what about your name ? what about this beautiful little face ? you 're going to have to sacrifice all of that and more just to be in constant danger with us ? sheridan : you and james make me feel safe . chris : well , what if marty returns to harmony one day and you 're not there for him ? that your son with luis would have to grow up without either of his parents ? sheridan : you 're right . i ca n't leave to be with you . but just the thought of losing you after i 've already lost luis and marty -- chris : i 'm sorry , sheridan . i really am . i wish things were different . i wish i were n't under the government 's thumb , but i am . sheridan : when do you and james have to leave ? chris : the feds want us to leave as soon as dr. russell says james is well enough to travel . sheridan : i guess we 'll have to make the most of whatever time we have left . chris : yeah . let 's go be with james . sheridan : ok . ryan : there 's been a change in plans . james has stabilized enough to travel under a doctor 's care . we 've arranged for a specialist to accompany you and your son during the relocation process . sheridan : what are you saying ? ryan : we have a train to catch . chris and james need to leave harmony tonight . [ scene_break ] ofc . johnson : if you want a lawyer but can not afford one , one will be provided to you without cost . do you understand each of these rights i 've explained to you ? theresa : yes , officer . ofc . johnson : now that i 've advised you of your rights , are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present ? rebecca : anyone have a camera ? oh , a shot of theresa being arrested would make just a glorious christmas card . sam : i got your message . how 's ethan ? ivy : oh , sam . he 's not good . he may not make it . sam : what ? ivy : and if he does make it , he might have permanent brain damage . sam : oh , my god . what -- what happened ? ivy : theresa . theresa happened . she drugged ethan , she tried to kill our son . sam : you 've got to be kidding me . theresa : no , that 's not what happened , sam . i would never hurt ethan . you know how much i love him . gwen : so , what , you deny lacing the guacamole with drugs ? theresa : i -- he was n't supposed to eat it ! rebecca : ah ! sounds like a confession . gwen : in front of witnesses . pilar : callate , theresa . ofc . johnson : i needed to bring mrs. crane down to headquarters for questioning , but she refused , so i placed her under arrest . rebecca : oh . why wait for a trial ? why do n't we just take her out in the parking lot and shoot her ? sam : i ca n't believe any of this is happening right now . eve ? please tell me ethan 's going to be all right . eve : sam , i 'm not going to give you any false hope . ethan 's condition is critical . he may or may not make it . and even if he lives , the ethan that we all know and love -- he may already be dead to us . sam : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] ryan : i have a car waiting outside to take you and james to the train station . sheridan : they have to leave now ? ryan : yes , ma'am . sheridan : but it 's too soon after james was hit by that drunk driver . ryan : our physician spoke with dr. russell . both agree james is well enough to travel . sheridan : even so , james needs to be settled in for the night . chris : sheridan 's got a point . ca n't we wait till morning ? ryan : negative . you 've been here too long already . just coming back to harmony put you , miss crane , and your son in danger . we ca n't risk any more holdups . you have to follow the established procedures of the witness protection program , about which you have become increasingly lax . keeping you and your son safe has become extremely problematic . so either you and james leave harmony with me now or the bureau will wash its hands of you both . sheridan : you ca n't be serious . ryan : the director himself gave the ok . either you cooperate or you 'll be on your own . [ scene_break ] ivy : goodbye , theresa . gwen : goodbye and good riddance . rebecca : yeah . you 're finally getting what you deserve . theresa : please , officer . please let me stay so i can be here for ethan . gwen : officer , can you put a muzzle on her , as well , please ? she 's a broken record . theresa : do n't let them take me . pilar : i 'm sorry , theresa , but you have no one to blame but yourself . sam : pilar 's right . you are to blame , theresa . my son could die or have permanent brain damage because of you ! alistair : let her go , officer . i said let her go . you are not taking my wife to jail . [ scene_break ] paloma : i wonder where jessica went after she blew through here . simone : i doubt she left home just to come yell at me and then go back . paloma : you think she ended up at spike 's ? simone : i would n't be surprised if she did . paloma : what 's wrong with her ? ca n't she see that he 's only using her ? simone : yeah , well , i do n't get it , either . jessica flip - flops so much when it comes to spike that i ca n't keep track . paloma : you would think that after waking up next to two dead johns , jessica would n't risk working for spike again . simone : yeah , well , he has her convinced that he loves her and that she 's proving her love for him every time she has sex with another guy for money . paloma : it 's unbelievable how needy she could be . simone : not to mention naive . paloma : that 's probably where the drugs come in . spike must get jessica high and then sweet - talk her into hitting the streets again . simone : we have to make sure that jessica does not end up in a motel room with another dead john . paloma : one she may have stabbed to death while she was high . simone : if jess is a murderer , we have to stop her from killing again . paloma : how can we do that ? simone : follow me . i 'll show you . [ scene_break ] jessica : daddy wondered if i was involved with archie 's murder . i said i was n't , but the truth is i do n't remember . spike : oh , baby . listen , honey , your old man is just testing you , jess . he was just worried about having a murderer living under his roof . jessica : hey . please , do n't say that . if i stabbed those two johns to death , i did n't mean to . and the first time -- he was definitely an accident . he impaled himself on the scissors i was holding because of the earthquake . and the last two times , i do n't remember anything . spike : hey , hey , hey . it 's ok . we got paid , they died happy . forget about it , ok ? jessica : yeah . i wish i could . yeah , simone denies it , but she only helped clean up both crime scenes hoping i 'd have sex with her as a payback . spike : oh , oh . no wonder she hates me so much . she ca n't have you because you 're mine and -- that is , unless we decided to have a -- never mind , never mind . ok , simone is bad news , just like your family , baby . you know , they want to control you . me ? honey , i just want to -- i just want to love you and i just want to take care of you , sweetheart . jessica : that 's why i came back . spike : good girl , baby . i 'll always take care of you , baby . jessica : mm - hmm . spike : i 'll always take real good care of you . hey . welcome home . [ scene_break ] alistair : release my wife immediately . she 's not going to jail . ofc . johnson : uh , i 'm only taking mrs. crane in for questioning , sir . alistair : no , you 're not . i want my wife here with me . ofc . johnson : mr. crane , i -- alistair : no . no `` buts . `` if and when ethan dies , then we 'll revisit this arrest notion . until then , theresa stays with me . and do n't look at bennett -- he 's no longer police chief . in fact , he 's no longer anything . sam : oh , you -- alistair : and let me remind you , officer , that mayor anawalt is a close personal friend of mine , so be smart . release my wife -- now . sam : why do n't you get the hell out of here ? ivy : no . sam : huh ? my son could die because of theresa . i wo n't have you coming along throwing your weight around . alistair : as if you could do anything about it . ethan was drugged on my property . i have the right to come here to check on his condition . so , eve , is ethan dead yet ? sam : you -- ivy : no . sam , do n't . do n't let alistair get to you . the only thing that 's important is ethan . eve : sam , let me take you in and see ethan . rebecca : oh . alistair is such a party pooper . i mean , he 's taking away all my fun of being able to watch theresa being taken off in handcuffs . ofc . johnson : i 'm sorry , mr. crane . alistair : oh , that 's all right . i 'll let it pass this time . you looked rather fetching with those cuffs on , my dear . i 've got a set at home i 'd like you to try on and i 'll try out some new techniques with my prisoner of love . [ scene_break ] ryan : do n't take too long , ms. crane . chris and james need to leave within the hour . sheridan : well , that does n't give us much time to say goodbye . ryan : take it or leave it , ma'am . sheridan : you know the answer to that . ryan : i 'll be waiting out here . chris : hey , james . how you feeling ? hmm , good ? come on , boy . whoa . ah . sheridan : hmm . you 'll be back to your old self in no time . chris : james , we 're going to be leaving soon . we 're going to go live in a brand - new place where you can make a whole bunch of new friends . sheridan : i wish i could go with you , but i ca n't . but just know that i 'll be thinking about you all the time , every day , because i love you so much . chris : come on , james . it 's time to go . sheridan : goodbye , sweetheart . goodbye , chris . chris : goodbye , sheridan . you 'll always be in my heart . sheridan : and you in mine . chris : i really have come to love you . and i wish we could stay in touch , but you know the drill -- we ca n't contact each other from now on . sheridan : i ca n't believe i 'll never see you or james again . chris : same here . chris : come on , big guy . [ scene_break ] paloma : how will we know if jessica went back to spike 's ? do you know where he lives ? simone : no , but if they did hook up , you can bet that spike will have jess pounding the pavement again . paloma : there they are . now what ? simone : ok . ok , we secretly keep an eye on jessica -- paloma : mm - hmm ? simone : and when spike makes her pick up a john , we 'll follow jessica and the john to wherever they go do it , and then if something goes wrong , we can stop her from killing again . paloma : ok , but what if she 's not the one committing the crimes ? simone : well , then maybe we 'll find out who is . but right now , all evidence points to jessica . [ scene_break ] jessica : spike , i 'm tired . ca n't we go back to your place so i can rest ? spike : honey , we can sleep in tomorrow night . you need to make up for all the work that you 've missed -- you know , going back and forth between me and your family ? honey , you have n't been pulling your weight and we 're coming up short . jessica : but i do n't want to work tonight . i want to be with you . spike : oh , honey . i 'll do you later , ok , sweetie , after you do five , six johns ? jessica : that many ? spike : hey . you take some of these . these will get you in the mood , no problem . jessica : no , spike , please . spike : hey , wait . let me ask you something -- do you trust me ? jessica : yes , but -- spike : ok , then take the pills . jessica : well , what if i hook up with a guy and he ends up dead ? spike : oh , baby . dudes are always dying for it . and besides that john that you iced during the quake , there is no proof that you stabbed those other two . of course , if it continues , then , hey , we 'll check into it . but until then , honey , just forget about it . concentrate on us , ok , because we are a team . all this money that you 're making turning tricks -- going right back in to rebuild the club that your brother burnt down . do you understand ? you help me , i help you . honey , that 's what it means to be in love . [ scene_break ] sheridan : so ethan may die or live with permanent brain damage ? eve : both are definite possibilities . sheridan : oh . does gwen know ? eve : yes . sheridan : my god . i can only imagine what she 's going through . eve : oh , gwen is scared to death she 's going to lose ethan one way or the other . and if you think she hated theresa before , this could trigger the biggest explosion yet . sheridan : this must be what war is like , claiming lives left and right , leaving those who are in it scarred . eve : it does seem like we 've been under siege lately , does n't it ? and you , most of all . i know james and chris left today . that must be very hard on you considering how close you 've become . sheridan : the toast is toasting , the eggs are boiling for james . so -- james : i want pancakes , too . sheridan : you want pancakes , too ? all right , pancakes are coming up , then . chris : the more time i spent with you , the more i fell in love with you . i 've fallen utterly and deeply in love with you , sheridan crane . sheridan : my loss pales in comparison to what gwen is facing . i want to see if there 's anything i can do to help gwen and then i want to see ethan . eve : ok . [ scene_break ] sam : oh , come on , jess , answer the phone . ivy : maybe jessica turned her phone off when she went to sleep . sam : i guess . thank you . [ scene_break ] gwen : if ethan does n't make it , i 'm going to blame myself for the rest of my life . rebecca : oh , honey . why would you do that ? i mean , theresa 's the one who drugged him , for god 's sake . gwen : mother , we knew that theresa was planning on trying to kill alistair and we did n't say anything . rebecca : so ? gwen : so ? theresa may end up having killed ethan by mistake because we did n't say anything . rebecca : oh . honey , honey , look , you ca n't feel guilty about every little thing . gwen : `` every little thing `` ? my husband could die . rebecca : well , honey , all i 'm saying is that we ca n't tell everybody everything we know . i mean , if we did , we 'd have to admit that we 're the ones that outed ethan as not being a crane and , well , then we 'd have to tell everybody that your father enjoyed wearing my clothes . gwen : what ? rebecca : well , honey , what can i say ? i mean , the man looked fabulous in dior . gwen : you know , i really need to concentrate on ethan right now , ok , because i could lose him . i could lose my husband . rebecca : honey , do n't say that . i mean , ethan is very strong in mind and in spirit . look , i 'm sure he 's going to pull through this . gwen : he has to . [ scene_break ] alistair : i 'm waiting . theresa : for what ? alistair : for you to thank me for keeping you out of jail . theresa : thank you . alistair : oh , i 'm sure you can do better than that and i 'm positive you will later in bed . hmm ? theresa : you know , do n't hold your breath . alistair : oh . all right , i wo n't . theresa : on second thought , do . alistair : oh , theresa . i -- i really have to give you credit for trying to kill me a second time . you know , it took a lot of fire . that 's a quality my children do n't possess . you know , i wish they were more like you . things do n't go your way , you just do n't sit there and take it . you do something . you act . now , most people think you 're mad trying to kill me a second time , but i admire you for it . you 'll never succeed , but i applaud you for trying . i really do . it 's like -- it 's very sad , i think , for you . you not only failed getting rid of me , it looks like you 're going to succeed in killing the man you love . now , i do n't know how in the world you can ever top that one . oh , lord ! [ scene_break ] paloma : you think spike will make jessica work so soon after her last john was murdered ? simone : of course he will . spike does n't care about jessica . he 's just using her to make money . spike : honey , look , i know i come down hard on you sometimes , but it 's only because i care about you so much . you know , i want what 's best for you . you believe me , do n't you ? and you know that you can always count on me to help you , right ? like getting rid of that first john that you stabbed and not even caring if you stabbed those other two losers . jessica : i know , spike . you 've been good to me . spike : so when i ask you to be good to me , what are you going to do ? jessica : whatever you want . spike : that 's my girl . here . take these . take them . go ahead , take them . that 's my jessie . you can count on me to take care of you , baby . i 'll always take good care of you . paloma : he 's giving her more drugs . simone : that 's how he gets her high and then has her turn tricks . the problem is that she gets so high that she does n't remember what happens when she and the guy are doing it , just that afterwards she wakes up next to a dead john . paloma : ok , but if the drugs mellow her out , how could she go psycho on those guys ? simone : it beats me . that is why we have to follow her . if jess is killing these guys , we have to stop her . spike : that 's my girl . [ scene_break ] chris : i 'm sorry , sport . i know how much you love sheridan , but -- and i love her , too , but we have to go on a new adventure while she stays here . and i know she 's going to miss you just as much as you miss her . i 'll miss her , too , more than you 'll ever know . [ scene_break ] sheridan : eve told me about ethan . i am so sorry . gwen : you know , i could lose my husband . sheridan : how 's he doing ? gwen : we do n't know yet . sheridan : i wish there was something i could do . gwen : just pray for him . pray for him , ok ? [ scene_break ] sam : son , can you hear me ? oh , my god , ivy , this is worse than i imagined . ivy : to see ethan like this , trapped between life and death -- and it 's all that damn theresa 's fault . sam : there has to be something more we can do . ivy : kill the bitch . just flat out kill her . sam : i meant ethan . ivy : oh . well , eve said she 's doing all she can and she 's even trying a new drug to see if it 'll help , but all we can do now is just wait and pray that ethan will come out of this . but even if he does recover , he might not fully recover . he might be like this for the rest of his life . sam : ethan would n't want to live like this . ivy : the nurses were asking if he has a living will and i do n't know . do you ? sam : no . ivy : then we 're going to have to talk to gwen if his condition does n't improve . sam : listen , we 're not going to go there yet . what we need to do right now is just hope and pray that -- that he 's going to be all right . [ scene_break ] theresa : he has to be ok , mama . he has to be . pilar : let 's go to the chapel and pray . come on . theresa : dr. russell ? may i see ethan now ? eve : honey , gwen has forbidden it . theresa : but i just -- i need to talk to him , you know ? i need to tell him that i did n't mean to drug him . i -- i 've got to explain everything . pilar : mija , theresa , this is not about your guilty conscience , ok ? this is about ethan , about whether he recovers or not . eve : pilar , i feel partly to blame for this . i never should 've given theresa those pills . it 's just the idea of her having to submit to alistair just -- pilar : it 's ok . you were only trying to help , eve . eve : i told theresa to only give alistair one pill , that if she gave him any more , it could be fatal . and when alistair found out he was being drugged , you told me that you flushed those pills down the toilet . i should 've known you were lying . i should 've known that she would n't stop until alistair stopped . god , if i 'd just been more forceful with you , theresa , ethan might not be lying in there -- theresa : no . eve : fighting for his life . theresa : no , this is n't your fault . this is alistair 's fault . pilar : ay , theresa , por favor - theresa : no , none of this would be happening , mama , if he was n't such a monster . gwen : do n't you dare blame alistair for this . ethan is lying in there more dead than alive because of you and you alone . and god forbid if he dies , theresa , it 's going to be because you killed him . and i promise you if that happens , i 'm going to make you pay . eve : gwen , calm down . gwen : the hell i will . i lost sarah , my unborn son , and any chance that i will ever have of having children of my own because of you ! but this -- if what you did now kills ethan or leaves him in the state that he is now , so help me god i 'm going to make you wish you were never born . gwen : i mean it . if ethan does n't make a full recovery , you 're going to answer to me . rebecca : you 're going to have to answer to iivy and sam , as well . in fact , i have an idea -- why do n't we just string you up like a piñata and then we can beat you with a stick till you 're dead or brain damaged . do n't you think that 's a fitting punishment , gwen ? gwen : it 's a start . sheridan : look , why do n't we all just take a deep breath and think about ethan getting better instead of what could happen if he does n't . pilar : thank you , sheridan . [ phone rings ] theresa : hello ? alistair : theresa . why are n't you at home here with me ? i 'm still waiting for you to thank me for keeping you out of jail . theresa : i 'm still at the hospital , alistair , and i 'm waiting to see ethan . gwen : over my dead body . alistair : yeah -- just as popular as ever , i see . theresa , i want you home now . i 'm going to plunder you like a pirate searching for the mother lode . theresa : why do n't you just go force yourself on a maid , or have some one - on- one time alone -- i really do n't care . i 'm not leaving the hospital until i see ethan . gwen : you try and see my husband again , you 're going to leave here in a body bag . sheridan : come on . alistair : we have a prenup , theresa . honor it or suffer the consequences . theresa : have n't i suffered enough ? i hate you , alistair , and the thought of you makes me sick . alistair : well , it 's a little late to be playing hard to get , do n't you think ? i mean , after all of the things you let me do to you ? theresa : i did n't have a choice . alistair : `` did n't have a choice . `` you get back to this mansion right away and i wo n't punish you for arguing with me . theresa : no . no , i 'm not leaving the hospital and you ca n't make me . alistair : we 'll see about that . [ scene_break ] simone : jessica looks really out of it . paloma : after all the drugs he gave her , i 'm not surprised . simone : where did spike get to , anyway ? paloma : i do n't know . maybe he went to get more drugs for jessica . simone : well , at least no disgusting john has propositioned her . paloma : do you think the word is out that being with jessica could be dangerous for a guy 's health ? simone : maybe . let 's just hope she gives up and goes home before spike gets back . paloma : oh , no . too late . spike : hey , jess . jessica : hey . spike : i want you to meet my new best friend , freddie . jessica : hi , freddie . freddie : you 're cooking , good - looking . jessica : hmm . spike : i was just telling freddie that you could give him the best time that he 's ever had . freddie : well , i just got out of prison , so you 'll be earning every penny . spike : whoo ! hey , my girl here can take whatever you can dish out and then some , right , baby ? hmm ? jessica : mm - hmm . spike : listen , you 're going to give this creep a good time for however long . and whatever he wants to do , you 're going to do it , you understand ? jessica : i know . we 're a team . spike : ha ! that 's right , honey . that 's right . all right , man , let 's seal the deal and then you 're good to go . freddie : it 's there . spike : bingo . you guys have a wonderful time . oh , and by the way -- being with jessica is going to be something that you are never , ever going to forget . i guarantee it . paloma : if she does n't kill him first . simone : ok , that 's it . so we follow jess and this freddie wherever they go to do it and then if something bad starts to happen , we 'll be there to stop it . [ scene_break ] ryan : ready ? chris : like i have a choice . ryan : sorry . i know you do n't want to leave harmony and ms. crane . you really fell for her , did n't you ? chris : got that right . but i ca n't be with her . even if the timing were right and she were interested in me , i could n't risk the mob coming back here for her just to get back at me . ryan : for a pain in the butt , you 're a class act . most men would n't stop to think about the danger they were putting someone they care about in , and even fewer could walk away from someone they love . chris : thanks . i 've already lost one woman i love . i ca n't risk it again , not even if it means losing any chance of being with her . i just want sheridan to be happy and safe . [ scene_break ] sheridan : to see ethan this way , his eyes open but not seeing , his soul trapped somewhere inside -- it 's horrible , just horrible . ivy : and this is all theresa 's fault . that little witch has reduced my son to this . gwen : and he could still die . i could still lose my husband . sam : let 's go to the chapel and pray for our son . ivy : i 'll pray for theresa , too . rebecca : what ? ivy : that god takes her out soon . gwen : hi . it 's me , sweetheart . oh , god , if only i could reach you . if only i would know that you 'd be ok . you know , if you 're not ok , i do n't know what i 'm going to do , because i have lost a lot already and i ca n't lose you . sheridan : i 'm praying that you do n't lose him , gwen . because when you love a man as much as you and i love ethan and luis , losing them is like losing part of your soul . gwen : i know you understand . i know you do . sheridan : i wish i did n't , but i do . i 'm going to go say a prayer for ethan . gwen : thank you . rebecca : yes , thanks . that 's -- that 's very sweet of you . sheridan : i know you 'll take good care of her . rebecca : oh , of course i will . she 's my precious little darling . rebecca : you know , honey , something sheridan said made me think . gwen : what ? rebecca : well , if ethan dies , you could lose jane . gwen : mother , no . you know , the courts awarded us custody . rebecca : no , no , the court awarded you and ethan temporary custody of his daughter . but if ethan 's gone , theresa is jane 's biological mother and she could actually get her back . gwen : but jane would be the only thing i would have left of ethan . mother , we ca n't let that happen . i ca n't lose ethan and jane . rebecca : no , no , no , of course not , honey . no , that -- that would not do . that would not do at all . so if ethan goes , then we 're just going to have to make sure that theresa is charged with a crime . i think first - degree murder has a nice ring to it , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] theresa : maybe if i disguise myself as a nurse , i can slip in and see ethan . pilar : yeah . for the love of god , theresa , surely you 've learned by now that all your scheming leads to tragedy . [ phone rings ] theresa : it 's alistair . theresa : hello ? alistair : hello , theresa . theresa : look , i 'm not leaving here -- i told you that -- to come service you . alistair : perhaps this will change your mind . theresa : what ? alistair : little ethan . this is mommy . little ethan : hi , mommy . theresa : sweetheart ? little ethan : grandpa alistair wants you to come home now . alistair : your son and i are sitting here waiting for you to come home , theresa . please , do n't keep us waiting too long . you know , i am woefully inadequate in keeping my frustrations in check when i 'm around children . theresa : alistair ? alistair ! pilar : what ? what has he done now ? theresa : he 's got little ethan and he 's using him to get me to leave the hospital , mama . pilar : oh , my god . theresa : i do n't -- i do n't know what he 's going to do . he said he 'll lose his temper around little ethan . pilar : so go , go back to the mansion , hurry ! theresa : there 's no telling what he 'll do to him . pilar : go . [ next_on ] fox : tonight is a celebration of us and maybe even another surprise . freddie : i paid good money for you ! you better start earning it ! sheridan : are chris and james in trouble ? man : four , three -- again .
ethan is hanging on , but not responding to anyone or anything . rebecca and gwen , along with ivy , are happy to see the policeman reading theresa her rights . sam comes in and ca n't believe theresa actually tried to kill his son , but he joins the women in attacking her at every turn . alistair arrives and makes the cop leave theresa alone , then expects her to repay him for his kindness . he leaves , calling her to come home and thank him , but she says she wo n't go until she sees ethan , which gwen wo n't allow . he calls back , putting little ethan on to talk to her , and then tells her he is n't good at controlling his anger with kids . she gets the message , telling her mother she has to go take care of the old lizard before he hurts her son . rebecca and gwen talk about what might happen if ethan dies , and the thought that theresa might actually get jane back infuriates them . they decide the best thing is to get her convicted of 1st degree murder . can ethan hear what they are scheming up now ?
freddie : hurry and unlock that door , girl , because i ca n't wait to do you . you 're going to earn your money tonight . i got a lot of loving to give and so many ways to give it . simone : what a sleazebag . paloma : if he was n't so gross , he would n't have to pay for it . simone : but using jessica that way -- paloma : spike 's the one who 's really using jessica . simone : not after tonight , not if we can help it . freddie : give me the stinking key . i 'll take care of it . you know what ? you better not be so out of it you ca n't give me what i want . i paid spike big bucks for you because he said you 're worth it . and you 'd better be or else . simone : come on . we have to make sure that nothing else bad happens to jessica . [ scene_break ] maitre d ' : mr. crane , ms. bennett . fox : hi . maitre d ' : we 've been expecting you . mr. alistair 's secretary made all the arrangements for your night out together . kay : oh . fox : looks like alistair finally kept his word for once , huh ? kay : yeah . maitre d ' : i 'll go see that your table meets all of mr. alistair 's requirements . fox : thank you . looks like my grandfather went all out , huh ? kay : yeah , well , he 's proud of you . you won that first stage in the competition between you and chad . fox : yeah , well , i plan on winning , period . you know , then alistair can name me to take over crane industries instead of my half brother chad . you know , you really should have seen me in there today . you would have been so proud of me . i rocked that meeting . kay : that 's what you said . fox : right . right , enough shop talk . tonight is about you , the woman that i love , and about me , the guy who loves you . tabitha : the dark side must be running on reduced power after the excesses of halloween . that 's the only reason i can think of to explain why fox and kay are not over and out by now . hmm . if i were a wagering witch , i would bet you had something to do with the fact that fox and kay are still an item , endora . yeah . hmm . i know you 'd like them to stay together and live happily ever after , but i 'm afraid even you ca n't make that happen . no , once kay insisted that i cast that spell to make fox more successful , kay gave up any chance of them having a future together . it might take longer than i anticipated , but those two are bound for splitsville . [ scene_break ] ryan : look , i know you hate to leave harmony , but it ca n't be helped . you risked exposure going back to be with ms. crane for lopez - fitzgerald 's funeral . chris : well , it was worth it . sheridan just lost the love of her life and the best chance of getting her son back . ryan : ms. crane will be fine . you and james are another story . word is the mob was closing in . you and james are being relocated just in the nick of time . chris : i hate living on the run . i hate having to change my identity , always looking over my shoulder . i ca n't even love a woman for fear of putting her in danger . ryan : you 're talking about ms. crane , are n't you ? hey , she wanted to come with you and your son . chris : and god knows i wanted her to , but i could n't do that to sheridan . i love her too much to put her through any more hurt . [ scene_break ] sheridan : please , god , let ethan live a long , long time . please let him be back to his old self , mind , body , and spirit , so that gwen does n't have to suffer the loss of the man that she loves when she 's already lost a son and a daughter . amen . eve : sheridan . may i join you ? sheridan : of course , eve . i was just saying a prayer for ethan . eve : i thought that i 'd do the same . sheridan : he 's that bad off ? eve : well , medical science has done all it can for him . now all we can do is wait and pray . sheridan : why does there have to be so much pain , so much loss ? i mean , gwen may lose ethan . i 've lost luis , my son , and now -- chris : james , we 're going to be leaving soon . you 're going to live in a brand- new place where you can make a whole bunch of new friends . sheridan : i wish i could go with you , but i ca n't . but just know that i 'll be thinking about you all the time , every day , because i love you so much . chris : come on , james . it 's time to go . sheridan : goodbye , sweetheart . eve : sheridan , is there someone else near and dear to you that you 've lost ? [ scene_break ] fox : ok , so , i want to toast to you . kay : oh , ok . fox : yes . this is to you , one of the women that i love . kay : one of the women ? fox : well , yeah . i mean , without you and maria , nothing in my life would really make sense , would it ? kay : aw . well , i 'm sure i speak for maria when i say that having you in our lives has been a dream come true . fox : thank you . tabitha : you 'd better enjoy fox 's love now , kay , because it 's not going to last much longer . well , do n't blame me , endora . it was kay 's decision to risk her happiness with fox so that he could be successful in business . tabitha : now -- what are you up to now , you little imp ? huh ? fox : uh -- this must be for you . kay : fox . fox : yeah . that 's -- that 's my way of saying thank you , just for being you . well , open it . open it . i ca n't wait to see what i got you . i mean , if -- if you like what it is that i -- if you like what i got you , is what i meant . let 's see . tabitha : oh , endora , you 've really done it now . if that 's what i think it is , and fox and kay get engaged and then break up due to my spell , your ring shot will just make it all the more painful for them . are you coming over to the dark side with mummy after all , huh ? [ endora coos ] kay : i ca n't wait to see what you got me . fox : that makes two of us . [ scene_break ] ivy : i just hate leaving the hospital , sam . sam : hey , we saw him and we prayed for him . i do n't know what else we can do . besides , visiting hours are over . we need to take care of ourselves so we can be there for him tomorrow , or however long it takes for our son to make it back to full strength . ivy : if he does n't die first . sam : listen , do n't say that . our son is going to pull through this . i know he is . ivy : from your lips straight to god 's ear . i know i have n't always been the best mother , but i love my children , and i only want what 's best for them . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i just worry who i might lose next . eve : i ca n't pretend to know what you 're feeling . losing marty and luis must be just devastating . but you 're a strong , young woman , sheridan . you will get over this , and you will find love again . sheridan : but does the kind of love luis and i had ever come again ? eve : i believe it does . i do n't think there 's just one person out there for everyone . for example , julian and i. i loved him so much all those years ago . and then when i lost him and i thought my baby was dead , i was devastated . i thought that i would never love again . and then i met t.c . and even though we 're not together , we did have a beautiful love , and one that i 'm very grateful for . sheridan : i guess every love is different . eve : yes . and when you do find another love , it may not compare with what you had with luis , but it does n't have to . you 'll be loved and you will love in a whole new way . sheridan : but some people never find love to begin with . i mean , why should i be lucky enough to find love twice ? eve : i think some people do n't have their hearts open to it . but i have no doubt that you will . you 're a beautiful , special girl . and you are far too loving not to find love again . take james ' father , for instance . sheridan : what about him ? eve : well , he seems very nice . and you obviously love his son very much . sheridan : even if there were something , i ca n't be involved with chris . eve : why not ? sheridan : chris and james have left harmony to start a new life , a new life that does n't include me . [ scene_break ] chris : i never thought i 'd be able to fall in love with a woman again after i botched my marriage with maureen . but meeting sheridan , just being around her , watching her with my boy , james , changed all that . i was n't looking to fall in love , but before i knew it , she was in my heart like she 's always been there . i just wish things could be different . james could have had the best mother ever , and i could have a second chance at being a husband like i was supposed to with maureen . ryan : sorry . maybe someday you 'll have a chance with ms. crane . chris : we both know that 's impossible . the mob wants me dead . my future is a life of hiding in the witness protection program , not living free with sheridan . man : yeah , boss . i 'm on him . do n't worry . he wo n't get away . he 's as good as dead . [ scene_break ] sam : let 's go say hello . ivy : let 's . kay : this is -- i just was n't expecting anything . fox : you know , i just thought , you know -- kay : i ca n't wait to see what it is . fox 's voice : me , either . tabitha : oh , endora , you little minx ! getting fox and kay engaged so they 'll be even more bereft when their love goes up the spout . genius . evil genius . so you are mommy 's little witch , after all , are n't you ? kay : it 's beautiful . it 's beautiful . fox : is it ? i mean -- i mean , you like it ? that 's good . kay : yeah . fox : right . sam : what 's that ? kay : fox -- he gave me this beautiful bracelet , and it has this little charm on it with maria 's name on it . sam : wow . fox : oh . ivy : it 's nice . kay : thank you so much . fox : oh . kay : maria thanks you , too . fox : you 're welcome . [ endora coos ] tabitha : endora , you made a last - minute substitution , did n't you ? [ endora babbles ] tabitha : yeah , well , you may be able to change a ring into a charm bracelet , but you can not change the fact that fox and kay 's love is all but doomed . sam : what is the special occasion ? ivy : yes , what is it ? fox : well -- um -- huh . you know , the -- the bracelet was -- was a bit of a surprise . you know . but dinner for two was actually -- if you can believe this -- a gift from alistair to me for winning the first stage of my competition of fox versus chad to see who takes over crane industries . ivy : congratulations , darling . fox : mm - hmm . ivy : i know that you will defeat chad many , many times . and -- and crane industries -- it 's your birthright . you deserve to run it more than anyone else . fox : yeah , you know , especially now that ethan 's not a crane , right ? ivy : i was trying to pay you a compliment . fox : no , i know , it 's good . it 's fine . it 's just when i was growing up , see , ethan was groomed to take over crane industries as soon as alistair got called back to hell . no questions asked . now , i -- i have to take the alistair challenge to prove myself . so that 's how it works . kay : ok , it 's the situation , fox , it 's not you . ivy : i do n't think ethan would be too interested in running crane industries at the moment , even if he were still the heir , because he 's in the hospital fighting for his life . kay : oh , my god . fox : whoa , whoa . what happened ? ivy : ethan ingested a drug that theresa was trying to use to kill alistair , and he might die or be permanently brain damaged . fox : whoa . so hold on a second . what you 're saying is theresa tried to kill alistair and actually may have ended up killing ethan instead ? sam : afraid so . ivy : just goes to show what getting involved with the wrong woman can do to a man . kay : i 'm sorry , dad . sam : thanks . fox : yeah . mom , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to just sit here and rag on ethan , you know ? i mean , he 's my brother . i love him . it 's just all that preferential treatment you gave him growing up . you know , it made it hard not to resent him . ivy : fox , we 've been through this . i already admitted that i was wrong to favor ethan over you and your sisters . fox : yeah . the way you talk about him still kind of makes me feel second - rate , though , sometimes , you know what i 'm saying ? kay : i really love this song . do you want to dance ? fox : yeah . sam : listen , do n't you worry about him , ok ? he 's just a little edgy right now . alistair 's got him going through the grind at work . ivy : i just thought that fox had forgiven me , you know , for favoring ethan . sam : forgiveness is one thing . forgetting is another . ivy : it still hurts . sam : i 'm sure you did the best you could . it 's all any parent can do . there 's no guarantee of a problem - free kid . look what i 'm going through with jessica . which -- you know , which reminds me -- i 'm going to call home and check on her , ok ? ivy : ok . [ scene_break ] simone : watching that freak have his way with jessica really turns my stomach . paloma : si , es horrible . how can jessica let spike do this to her ? simone : once spike gets her high on drugs , jessica does n't know what she 's doing . paloma : i hate seeing jessica like this . simone : well , i hate seeing it , too , but we ca n't intervene , at least not yet . we just have to keep an eye out and make sure things do n't get out of control and that jessica does n't end up killing that creep . although i think that any guy who treats a woman the way freddie is treating jessica deserves to be butchered , in my book . paloma : ay , dios , poor jessica . simone : if she were n't high , no way would jessica let a guy treat her like that . if wonder if that 's what happens . the drugs suddenly wear off enough to where jessica 's back in the moment , and she thinks she 's being raped . so she kills the guy in self - defense . paloma : maybe , but i hope it 's not the case . simone : well , i hope not , either , but if she is a killer , then spike is the one who should pay . spike : i really do n't see that happening . paloma : spike , we were just -- spike : watching jess earn her money ? simone : we were trying to protect her . spike : oh , really ? you really like watching her do it , do n't you , fimone ? of course , you 'd like it a lot better if jess was with another woman , would n't you ? paloma : you know ? spike : damn ! are you into women , too ? paloma : no ! i have a boyfriend . spike : ah , too bad , honey , giving it away for free . you could make some serious change if you came to work for me . paloma : go to hell . spike : i 'll tell you , why do n't you shut up . i 'm getting sick of both of you messing with jess , you understand ? simone : let her go and we 'll leave you alone . spike : i got a better idea . how about i keep jess and lose you two ? move it ! i 'm going to put a stop to you messing with my business once and for all . move it ! andale ! get going . [ scene_break ] fox : i 'm sorry . kay : for what ? you have n't stepped on my toes once . fox : no , no , i 'm not talking about that . i mean -- i mean , i 'm sorry for letting my mom push my buttons like that , you know ? we 're out celebrating my victory at work . we 're not supposed to be here playing `` family feud , `` you know ? kay : no , it 's ok . look , no one understands mother trouble more than me . just do n't let it get to you . because i did , and it drove me to mess up big - time . fox : yeah . i just hate that i 'm insensitive to her like that , you know ? ethan could be dying , and what do i do ? i bring up bad memories from the past and tell her that she used to favor him . it 's stupid . kay : ok , well , why do n't we tell our parents that we 'll go to the hospital tonight and we 'll see him ? that 'll make her feel better . fox : yeah , well , i mean , we could , but we -- we really ca n't , though . you know , visiting hours are over , so -- kay : oh . fox : there goes that idea . kay : well , why do n't we tell them that we 'll go to the church and we 'll pray for him ? fox : not tonight . kay : why not ? fox : well , because tonight 's supposed to be for us . i mean , we can pray for ethan . i think that we should pray for him , but we do n't have to go to church to do it , right ? kay : yeah . but what about getting things back on track with your mom ? fox : i 'll take care of that . tonight is a celebration of us and -- i mean , who knows ? maybe even another surprise . kay : what ? tell me . fox : no , you 'll see . you 'll see . [ scene_break ] sam : jessica 's still not answering the phone . ivy : oh , sam , she 's -- she 's exhausted . we all are . just let her sleep , and you can check on her as soon as you get home . sam : fox and kay seem so happy together . ivy : yes , they do , do n't they ? sam : you know , he 's been good for her , you know ? she 's different around him , you know ? more grounded , mature , self - assured . you know , fox has been great for kay . i think he brings out the best in her , do n't you think ? you know , we tried to help fancy and noah stay a couple , but we did n't get very far . you know , maybe fox and kay is the romance that 'll work out after all . ivy : not if i have anything to do with it . [ scene_break ] paloma : where are you taking us ? spike : long - term storage . in here . simone : what does that mean ? spike : what that means is i 'm getting sick of you two meddling in my business . simone : well , we are just trying to help jessica . spike : really ? well , no good deed goes unpunished . inside , ladies . simone : no , no ! paloma : no ! spike : both of you , in there ! paloma : no , no ! wait , wait ! simone : you ca n't leave us in here ! spike : yes , i can , ladies . this is what you get for messing with me . paloma : simone , we 're trapped . simone : i know , we 'll call for help . simone : oh , shoot , no service . paloma : me , either . now what ? simone : let me think . there 's got to be a way out of here so we can get out in time to stop jessica if she is the one killing those johns . freddie : come on , girl , do n't just lie there , kiss me . [ jessica whimpers ] freddie : come on , work it . you know , you better start giving as good as you 're getting , girl ! ugh ! come on . damn it , slut , i paid good money for you ! you better start earning it ! now , get up and give me some loving , or i 'm really going to get rough on you ! [ scene_break ] eve : you go back to the b and b and get yourself a good night 's sleep , and i 'll come and check on you in the morning . sheridan : thanks , eve . i am tired . nurse : i 'm sorry to interrupt , dr. russell . it 's about the little boy that you treated tonight in the e.r . -- james . sheridan : is something wrong with him ? what happened ? nurse : there 's an urgent call for the boy 's father . the woman says it 's an emergency . eve : well , james has already been released . it 's my understanding he and his father were leaving town . sheridan : let me talk to the caller . maybe i can help . eve : all right . sheridan : thanks . hello , this is sheridan crane . i 'm close friends with christopher booth . may i help you with something ? woman : i 'm sorry , ma'am . i need to speak directly to mr. booth . sheridan : why ? who are you ? woman : if ryan burns is there , i can speak to him . sheridan : oh , my god , you 're with the bureau , too . woman : i never said that . sheridan : it 's ok . i know you need to be careful , but you can trust me . now , i know that chris left with james and mr. burns a little while ago . please , is something wrong ? tell me if chris and james are in trouble . please , you 've got to tell me . [ scene_break ] ryan : our train will be leaving soon . the bureau 's doctor for james will meet us when we get to boston . do you or your son want anything before we get onboard ? chris : answers . where are we headed once we get to boston ? ryan : ca n't divulge that . you and your son will see when we get there . man : does n't matter where you 're headed , booth . you 'll never make it . [ scene_break ] paloma : please tell me you can get us out of here . simone : i 'm trying . paloma : hurry ! we have to get to the motel before jessica kills that man -- if she 's the killer . simone : do n't rush me . and do n't forget that spike will be gunning for us when he finds out that we 've escaped -- that is if -- paloma : ah ! thank god ! any sign of spike ? simone : no . the coast is clear . come on . we 've got to get back to that motel room and to jess before it 's too late . [ water runs ] ivy : we need to talk about fox . kay : you do n't want us to be together , blah , blah , blah . only you 're too late because we 're a couple now . ivy : well , i 'd reconsider that , kay . kay : would you save the veiled threats for somebody who cares , ivy , because i 'm not listening to you . fox and i -- we 're staying together and there 's nothing you can do about it . ivy : kay , you know me better than that . tabitha : forget the spell working against you , kay . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : if poison ivy does n't want you two to be together , you wo n't be . [ phone rings ] tabitha : lenox residence . hmm ? a collect call from edna wallace ? oh , please . this is the third time she 's tried to reach me in three days . she 's in jail , you say ? oh . well , if the police have any sense , they 'll keep her there . but no strip searches . she 'd enjoy those . no , i certainly wo n't . i certainly wo n't accept the charges . and you can tell edna to leave me alone and stop bothering me ! please . endora : mama ? tabitha : yeah . if it is n't enough to have norma waiting to strike at any moment , but now we 've got edna wallace out there with us on her mind . endora : mess , mess . tabitha : yeah , well , later . endora : mess . tabitha : anyway , i ca n't worry about them now . i have to look in on ivy and kay . kay : you 're right , ivy , i do know you . i know how selfish and maniacal you can be . and what a hypocrite you are for thinking that i 'm not good enough for fox when it 's for damn sure that you 're not good enough for my dad . so why do n't we just call it even and just drop it , ok ? ivy : i already have one son in the hospital fighting for his life because of a conniving bitch . i will not let fox suffer the same fate , so just consider yourself warned . kay : right back at you , dear . fox and i are together and we are going to stay together , so you damn well better get used to it . [ scene_break ] sheridan : are chris and james in trouble ? woman : i 'm sorry , ms. crane . i ca n't give out that kind of information to just anyone . sheridan : i 'm not just anyone . chris and i -- chris and i are close friends . i know that chris is in the witness protection program because the mob is after him . i also know that agent burns has taken chris and james to be relocated because it 's not safe for them to be in harmony any longer . woman : that 's why i 'm calling . the mob is hot on chris ' trail . sheridan : oh , no . woman : i tried reaching agent burns , but there 's a problem with his cell phone . he needs to know that a hit man is on his way to harmony to kill both chris and his son tonight . sheridan : tonight ? woman : do you have mr. booth 's cell phone number so i can warn him ? ms. crane , are you there ? eve : sheridan , what 's going on ? sheridan : i have to get to chris and james before it 's too late . eve : too late for what ? [ scene_break ] [ pounding on door ] simone : jessica ! paloma : jessica , open the door ! simone : jess , open up ! paloma : jessica , are you ok ? simone : jessica , where 's that john you were with ? jessica : simone ? paloma ? paloma : jessica , what happened ? are you all right ? simone : where 's the guy ? jessica : guy ? paloma : oh , my god . jessica , what did that man do to you ? jessica : oh -- what ? simone : your face . did he hit you ? freddie : damn it , slut , i paid good money for you ! you better start earning it ! jessica : he hurt me and he would n't stop . he kept on and on until i could n't take any more and -- paloma : and ? what happened ? simone : where is he now ? jessica : i do n't know . i do n't remember . simone : oh , no . paloma : blood . jessica : he hurt me . i 'm glad he 's gone . [ scene_break ] chris : there you go , boy . ryan : we made it with time to spare . chris : take a good look , son . take a good look at harmony because we will never see it again . shoot . i did n't realize my cell phone was off . ryan : just as well . cell phone calls can be intercepted , used to triangulate your location . not a good thing if you and james want to leave harmony in one piece . chris : is that your roundabout way of telling me i should n't be calling sheridan ? ryan : you said your goodbyes at the hospital . why not leave it at that ? chris : you 're right . my cell phone stays off . why make this any harder than it already is ? goodbye , sheridan . part of my heart will always belong to you . sheridan : chris ' phone is still off . ryan : i have a car waiting outside to take you and james to the train station . sheridan : they have to leave now ? ryan : yes , ma'am . sheridan : but it 's too soon after james was hit by that drunk driver . ryan : our physician spoke with dr. russell . both agree james is well enough to travel . sheridan : even so , james needs to be settled in for the night . chris : sheridan 's got a point . ca n't we wait till morning ? ryan : negative . you 've been here too long already . just coming back to harmony put you , ms. crane , and your son in danger . we ca n't risk any more holdups . you have to follow the established procedures of the witness protection program . so either you and james leave harmony with me now , or the bureau will wash its hands of you both . sheridan : oh , please , god , let me get to the station and warn chris that his life is in danger . [ scene_break ] jessica : he kept saying he -- he paid good money for me and i was n't earning it . at first i was too out of it to care , and then he pulled me up off the bed and he hit me . simone : what did you do , jess ? what did you do when the guy hit you ? jessica : no , he hit me ! paloma : we know that . jessica : he would n't stop . simone : what did you do ? jessica : he -- he kept saying he paid good money for me and i was n't earning it . he said if i did n't do better , he 'd really get rough . he thought i deserved to be hit . oh . you know , he 's just like all the rest . he hurt me and i hated him for it . i hated him so much i wanted him dead . i wanted to kill him . simone : but -- but you did n't . paloma : jess , tell us that you did n't do it . jessica : he -- he deserved to die . i wanted him dead . i wanted to kill him . paloma : but you did n't do it , right ? simone : jess ? you did n't kill that john tonight ? jessica : oh , my god . it is me . i 'm the killer . [ scene_break ] sam : damn it . why is n't jessica answering the phone ? maybe she is n't there . no , no , she 's there . there 's no way she 'd go back to be with spike . ivy : i mean it , kay . stay away from fox . i will not have both of my sons ' lives destroyed by scheming , selfish women . fox : i checked with the hospital . ethan 's still in critical condition . kay : i 'm sorry , dad . fox : listen , mom , kay and i are going to go to the hospital first thing in the morning when visiting hours start , so -- ivy : thank you , fox . fox : and listen , what i said earlier -- i 'm sorry , you know ? i do n't want you to think that i do n't care about ethan because i do . he 's my brother . i care about him . you know , it 's not his fault that you used to give him preferential treatment when we were kids , right ? but , you know , like you said , that 's all behind us , so we 'll just move on . and i 'm sorry . ivy : i 'm sorry , too . you know , i -- i know i was n't the best mother , but i keep trying to make up for it . fox : i know you do . ivy : ok . fox : i love you for it , all right ? ivy : oh , and i love you , too . i do . and i only want the best for you . and i am determined to see that you get it , no matter what . [ scene_break ] sheridan : please , god , keep chris and james safe from the mob . i 'll try calling chris one more time . [ phone rings ] chris : are you going to answer that ? ryan : that 's your phone . chris : i thought my phone was still off . guess not . sheridan : hurry and answer . your life could depend on it . chris : hello ? sheridan : oh , thank god you answered . where are you ? chris : i 'm on the train . why ? sheridan : oh , my god . ok , you 're in danger . the mob is on to you . you 've got to get off the train . hide , do whatever it takes to protect yourself and james . chris : what did you say ? sheridan ? sheridan , are you still there ? man : the feds took down a lot of hit men sent to snuff out this guy . i 'm the best , and i 'll deliver in five , four , three -- sheridan : chris , the mob knows where you are . get off the train ! get off now ! [ gunshot ] sheridan : chris ! chris , chris ! [ next_on ] valerie : you need to tell me what you really want . ivy : i want that bitch kay bennett out of my son 's life for good . gwen : if i see her in this hospital ever again , i swear to god i 'm going to kill her . spike : and what the hell do you think you 're doing ?
kay and fox have a nice time at the dinner set up for them by alistair . endora provides some added interest by whipping up a jewelry box in fox 's pocket . the sight of it scares ivy , who is snooping from the table she and sam are at , and she scurries over to nix the idea . endora averts trouble by making it a bracelet , however . tabitha is n't happy that her little witchling is a goody- goody . ivy and fox have a heart - to - heart , and he forgives her for being a rotten mother to him . he is upset by the news about ethan , but decides to wait until morning to visit . ivy corners kay , threatens her about hurting her son , but covers nicely when sam walks up . jessica is being beaten by her john as simone and paloma , discovered by spike and locked into a storage room , try to break out and get to her . when they get there , she has washed her bloody hands , but they find blood on the door and ask where the john is . jessica babbles about wanting him dead , then remembers washing her hands and says she 's the killer .
whitney : well , theresa sounded just awful on the phone . fox : well , she 's in a terrible predicament . whitney : i know . i mean , the doctor said her body wo n't support both babies she 's carrying . fox : i know . so now she 's got to choose -- go against her religious beliefs and have this procedure , or do nothing and risk both babies dying . it 's terrible . whitney : yeah . i mean , she must be going through hell right now . fox : you know , i know both these babies she 's carrying are gwen 's and ethan 's , but still -- i mean , think about this . it 's got to be tough on her , you know what i mean ? i know how she loves kids . you just see her with little ethan and know that . whitney : yeah , but you know what ? it 's like you said -- if she does n't agree to it , then she could risk losing both babies . at least this way she gets to save one of them . fox : well , gwen and ethan -- they must be devastated , too , huh ? gwen : so theresa 's really going to have the procedure ? ethan : yes . gwen : she 's not going to change her mind ? rebecca : well , if she does , i have a little procedure of my own i 'm going to perform on her . ethan : rebecca , i need you to stop it , all right ? she 's going to have the procedure . gwen : i 'd really like you to start showing some compassion because , after all , we are losing a baby here , mother . rebecca : to save the other . i mean , the end justifies the means . gwen : it does not make the loss any less painful . rebecca : honey , i know . i do . it 's just that -- well , you 're going to have to start looking at the glass as half full as opposed to half empty . i mean , you are finally , finally going to be a mother . gwen : i am , are n't i ? rebecca : yeah . ethan : yeah . gwen : i really am going to be a mother . finally , i am going to have the baby that i have always dreamed about . ethan 's voice : yes , but which baby ? pilar : well , mija , since you are determined to do this , which is it going to be , yours or gwen 's ? or are you going to leave it to chance , as ethan wants ? theresa : i do n't know , mama . i do n't know what to do . now that the d.n.a . tests are done , now that it 's real , every fiber of my being is screaming at me to save my child . but that would mean sacrificing gwen 's . pilar : it 's not as easy playing god , is it ? theresa : ethan says that i should leave it up to nature . and that 's kind of like letting it in god 's hands . he said i should tell the doctor to save the baby that has the best chance of surviving , but i know he wants it to be his baby with gwen 's because it 's her last chance of having her own child . pilar : a baby that you have told me that you 're planning on keeping . theresa : mama , please do n't . i 'm really upset and i 'm confused , and i do n't know what to do . pilar : teresita , you do n't have to do anything . you can just put your faith in god . theresa : i ca n't , mama . no , i realize now that it 's not just up to me , it is up to ethan and gwen , too . i have to do what they want , otherwise i 'm going to be responsible . sheridan : wait a minute . mr. wheeler is your father ? no , he ca n't be . luis : yeah , i did n't want to believe it , either . but i have proof . and now , looking into your eyes , listening to your voice , i ca n't believe i did n't realize it sooner . so what did you do , you have plastic surgery ? what , was it to hide from us ? or did you change your face so when you looked in the mirror , you could pretend that you were n't the same sniveling coward who abandoned your wife and children ? sheridan : luis , what are you saying ? luis : what i 'm saying is this man right here -- this two - timing loser is my dear old dad . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life katherine : no , luis , you 're mistaken . he is not your father . and whoever told you that is wrong . luis : would you stop trying to protect him ? all right , i know who the bastard is ! katherine : no , you do n't ! luis : and i have proof ! so you can stop denying it , ok ? he 's martin fitzgerald . sheridan : you found proof ? luis : yeah , i found proof . sam and i hacked into crane industries . and on their computer files , they have fingerprints of everyone , so we took mr .. wheeler 's and matched them against martin fitzgerald 's . and guess what -- perfect match . katherine : i ca n't believe that you would trust anything that came from alistair crane ! it 's a lie , luis ! i know who he is ! i 'm his wife ! luis : no , you are not his wife ! my mother is his wife , ok ? and if you hooked up with him knowing that he was married , you 're nothing but a slut . martin : hey , do n't you dare speak to her like that ! katherine : no , it 's all right . it 's all right . whitney : it 's just that theresa seemed so overwhelmed on the phone earlier . fox : yeah . we should go find her . whitney : yeah . whitney : oh , my god . will you look at those babies ? god , it 's hard to believe we were ever that small , huh ? fox : i know . but you know what i always got a kick out of was those tiny little fingernails , toenails , you know ? i mean , it 's a miracle , the fact that -- that a few tiny , little cells can form this perfect , little human being . i would n't want to be gwen , ethan , or theresa right now . whitney : well , if i was theresa , i do n't know what i would do . fox : when i was in college , i never gave much thought to birth control . you know , i just kind of figured it was the girl 's responsibility and did my own thing . but it 's not true , you know ? guys have to step up and take responsibility , as well . whitney : yeah . i mean , except most guys do n't realize that at all . fox : what do you do ? what would you do if you were pregnant and found out there was something wrong with the baby ? whitney : something wrong like what ? fox : well , i mean , i do n't know . you know , something , anything . some physical or mental problem that would prevent it from having a so - called normal life . what would you do ? well , i know it 's ridiculously hypothetical . i know . i 'm just saying , you know , if you found that out , what would you do ? would you keep it ? gwen : this -- this is enough to drive you insane . honey , part of me wants to jump for joy for the baby that we 're going to have . but the other part -- i mean , we 're going to have to have another funeral . ethan : sarah will be in heaven waiting for him or her . think of it that way . gwen : honey , i just do n't know if i 'm going to be able to get through this . rebecca : of course you can , gwen . no , you are my daughter , and we come from a long , long line of survivors . besides , you have to . the other little baby 's going to be depending on you , and you are a mother . gwen : well , that 's true . rebecca : that is , assuming that theresa keeps her word and gives you the baby . ethan : she will . she 's going to do the right thing . at least , i hope she will . pilar : i 've been telling you , theresa , every step of the way , that your actions -- they are going to come back to haunt you . theresa : do n't , mama . please do n't . pilar : but you are my daughter , and i love you unconditionally , theresa . and i hate the situation that you 're in . and if there was anything i could do , anything to alleviate your pain , i would . theresa : i know , mama . i promise you , it was n't supposed to be like this . i got implanted with gwen and ethan 's embryo , mama , because i needed a bargaining chip to get my son back . and when i thought that i miscarried , i knew i had to get pregnant again by ethan . but i wound up not miscarrying , mama , and i wound up carrying my own child , as well . and now one of these babies can live . and i 'm supposed to make the decision . i do n't know how to do that , mama . pilar : i do n't , either . i wish i did . theresa : you know , mama , if i tell dr . russell just to take my baby , i do n't think that i could live with myself because i would carry that guilt with me for the rest of my life . and then if i tell her to take gwen 's baby -- well , then i would be responsible for the loss of her child . i would be ending her and ethan 's last chance of them ever having a child of their own . eve : theresa , we 're just about ready for you . are you still sure you want it to be gwen 's baby we take ? fox : what would you do ? whitney : well , i mean , i pray to god i 'm never in that kind of situation . fox : yeah , no , i mean , totally , right ? it 's horrible . but let 's just say you were -- you were pregnant with a baby who had a mental or physical problem . i mean , what do you do ? would you keep it ? whitney : well , i would never prevent its birth . never . rebecca : as soon as terror - sita has this procedure , i am going to grab my checkbook and i am going shopping . i am going to buy everything and anything that this little baby could use . oh , and you 're going to come with me . gwen : no , i 'm not . rebecca : well , of course you are . and while we 're at it , we 're going to buy something nice for the mommy - to - be . oh -- and a nice little bauble for the mommy - to - be 's mommy . ethan : that 's called a grandmother . rebecca : ugh -- make that a great big bauble . well , what do you say ? gwen : mother , when this procedure is finished , if it 's successful , one of my babies is going to be gone . and even though the other one will have a chance to survive , this is really not the time to be celebrating . ethan : really , it 's not . gwen : honey , i 'm going to go to the chapel . i 'd like to say a prayer for one of those babies , ok ? ethan : ok . i can come with you . gwen : um -- no , i think you should stay here if one of the doctors needs to talk to you , ok ? rebecca : that little bitch theresa had better keep her word . because if she does n't , i am going to tear her limb from limb , take her to the ocean , and feed her to the sharks ! ethan : great . will you just calm down ? she 's going to do the right thing . eve : theresa , did you sign the consent form that i left you ? theresa : not yet . eve : have you changed your mind about having the procedure ? theresa : no , dr . russell , i just -- i do n't know which baby to save . eve : theresa , you already made that decision . that 's the reason we ran the d.n.a . test on the babies , so that we would know which was which . theresa : i know . but then i talked to ethan , and he pleaded with me to let nature decide , so now i do n't know what to do . eve : oh , honey . see , that 's the reason i did n't want to do the d.n.a . i did n't want you to be armed with that kind of information . pilar : it the reawhy th pdureul't be ne . should be in god hands . theresa : no . no , mama . i know how you feel . but i 'm not going to be responsible for the death of two babies . eve : well , theresa , you 're going to have to decide . and time is of the essence . theresa : i will , dr . russell . it 's just this decision is going to affect so many people for the rest of their lives . i have to be sure i do n't make a mistake . martin : i will not have you talk to her that way ! luis : yeah , well , if she stole another woman 's husband , then she deserves it and worse . sheridan : maybe she did n't even know that he was married ! sam : sheridan has a point . luis : well , that 'd be convenient , would n't it ? well , guess what -- i 'm not buying it . in fact , i 'll bet she 's the reason that you left in the first place , huh ? is that right , pops ? huh ? after mama had five kids , what , did you get bored ? martin : you do n't know what the hell you 're talking about ! luis : you know what , i know exactly what i 'm talking about ! sheridan : luis , calm down ! katherine : this man is my husband , bob wheeler . he is not your father , luis ! luis : you know what ? stop lying to me , all right ? the both of you ! i know the truth . katherine : no , you do n't . luis : yeah , i do . katherine : no , the information in that database is not true ! it 's a lie ! martin : honey , honey -- there 's no use pretending anymore . he knows . sheridan : then you admit it ? luis : that 's right . so go ahead . why do n't you tell the rest of them what you told me ? martin : yes , i admit it . i 'm luis ' father . i 'm martin fitzgerald . gwen : holy mary , you were a mother . you must understand what i 'm going through . please welcome the soul of whichever of my babies is taken and watch over him or her . i know that this procedure is against the laws of the church . but if we do n't do it , then both of my babies are going to die , and i just do n't see how it could possibly be a sin to want to save the life of one of these precious souls . but if it is a sin , i want you to put it on me and not theresa . because i was the one who pushed her to agree to this . she never would have agreed to it if it was n't for ethan and i who insisted . i just want to be a mother so badly . and maybe i am being selfish . i just have -- i have so much love to give to a baby . please understand why i had to do this , and please forgive me . and please , please let ethan and me have a healthy baby of our own to love . eve : well , i ca n't make a decision for you , theresa . theresa : i know . well , you were right to warn me about the information . because now that i have it , i want to make sure i do the right thing . but i also want to save my child . and as a mother , i know you understand that . eve : yes , but gwen is the mother of the other baby , and one day she may find out the truth . and if she does , she will know that you deliberately chose to save your own child over hers . theresa : and then she would kill me . eve : she already blames you for the death of sarah . theresa : but that was n't my fault . eve : i 'm not saying that it was . but gwen believes that . do you want to be responsible for the deaths of two of her children ? you want to carry that around for the rest of your life ? theresa : no . but i do n't want to spend the rest of my life knowing that i did n't do everything that i could to protect my child . i just -- i do n't know what to do . luis : how could you ? how could you do this to us ? how could you just walk out on your family , leave us to fend for ourselves ? i mean , come on , we had no idea if you were dead , you were alive -- nothing ! martin : i had no choice . luis : no , you always have a choice . martin : there were things going on then that you do n't know about , luis . luis : really ? then please just tell me how my mother , a saint on this earth -- a mother who gave you five children , who cooked for you and cleaned for you and loved you with every ounce of her being and still does -- tell me how she made your life so miserable and how she drove you into the arms of this woman . please tell me . tell me about all the things that i had no idea what were going on , papa . luis : well ? i 'm waiting . or maybe there 's just nothing to tell because , in your heart , you know what you did was indefensible ! sam : take it easy , luis . luis : why ? why ? because the man that my mother loved all these years -- the man that she saved herself for , the man that she lit a candle for every night and prayed would come home to her -- is nothing but a sleazy , spineless cheat ? sheridan : luis , please . luis : you know , for years , i fought the part of myself that wanted to believe that you had just abandoned us . and i hated you for it . but deep down i loved you because you were my father ! i even prayed that you would come home every night . and i created this stupid , stupid fantasy that you were some superhero , who , as much as you wanted to -- to be home with us , could n't because you were off protecting the world . and you know something ? i think that 's one of the reasons that i became a cop -- so i could be like my fantasy dad . you 're not a superhero . you 're no hero at all ! you are as bad as alistair crane ! martin : luis , i know how this all must seem to you , but you have to believe me , there is more to this . much more . luis : oh , really ? well , then why do n't you tell me . well ? martin : i 'm not at liberty to do that right now . luis : of course you 're not . you 're pathetic . fox : whitney , just think about this . one of these days , we could have one of these . whitney : yeah . fox : or many , you know ? when i get married to you , i want a houseful of kids . whitney : um -- no . fox : what do you mean , no ? you do n't want a lot of kids ? whitney : no , i mean , we ca n't get married . fox , we ca n't ever get married . rebecca : so she has been hatching some kind of plot since she 's been implanted with these embryos . it 's just -- what is it ? gwen : mother , have you been talking to yourself ? rebecca : oh . honey , i was just trying to decide what colors to buy for my daughter 's child . gwen : in other words , grandchild . rebecca : ugh -- uh -- anyway , you know , those pale yellows and blah greens ? well , they 're just too boring . no , i want to buy this child bright and bold colors for a bright and bold life . gwen : i like that . rebecca : good . gwen : i mean , just think -- you know , if all goes well , very soon ethan and i are going to be the parents of a healthy , beautiful baby of our own . rebecca : yes . if all goes well . theresa : how long have you been standing there ? ethan : long enough . still have n't made up your mind , have you ? theresa , please -- listen , just leave it to the doctor . leave it to god . just let him direct their hands as to which baby to save . please . eve : ethan , theresa knows how everyone feels . ok ? but this is her decision . pilar : let 's leave theresa and eve alone to talk , hmm ? come on . ethan : yeah . pilar : come on . ethan -- ethan , i have watched you grow up . you were like another son to me . i am so sorry that this is happening . ethan : no , stop . it 's not -- it 's not your fault . pilar : theresa told me everything about the two babies and how they came to be . she 's a good girl , ethan . it 's just sometimes -- i 'm sorry that once again my daughter has been so impetuous . ethan : so am i . when is she going to learn that everything does n't have to turn into a scheme , huh ? pilar : what theresa did -- it was terrible . switching places with your surrogate , having herself implanted with your embryo . and then , thinking that she had miscarried , she pretended to be gwen and tricked you into making love to her . but all she wanted was her son back . and she felt that trading your baby for hers was the only way she had left . ethan : the only theresa way . pilar : ethan , god knows that my daughter -- oh , she is not a saint , but she is not a monster . this all started because rebecca and gwen took little ethan away from her . if they had n't done that , none of this would have happened . ethan : i know that , i know that . i do n't condone what they did at all . at all . but there are other ways to work these things out . pilar : but how ? she tried the courts , ethan , but she was up against rebecca and the crane power and money . they took her little baby away , ethan , and -- and you did nothing to stop it . ethan : pilar , i had planned the whole time to give little ethan back to her as soon as gwen 's and my baby was born . pilar : yes , but you should have never let them take him away in the first place . i 'm sorry , ethan . i love you , but you have to bear some of the responsibility in all of this . you do . you loved my daughter . were going to marry her . and then , when you got gwen pregnant , you left her . ethan : i 'm not proud of -- i 'm not proud of my behavior , i know . i know how much i hurt theresa when i married gwen , but i do love gwen . i think she should have just left us alone . theresa should have never followed us to california . gwen never would have fallen . sarah would be fine now . pilar : ethan , wait , wait . theresa -- she did not follow you to california . she went out there to try to get away from you and gwen , trust me . she had no idea that you were in los angeles . and -- and as far as -- as far as gwen losing baby sarah -- yes , it was a tragedy . but it was an accident , and you know that even if gwen does n't . ethan , if -- if you had been honest with gwen when you found out that theresa was out there , and she had not found out on the news , then this accident would have never happened . baby sarah would be alive today . gwen 's ovaries would n't have been damaged and you would n't have needed a surrogate . and none of this would have happened . there 's plenty of blame to go around for everyone , ethan . ethan : you 're right . you are right . and i 'm sorry for my part in it all . but it was never -- it was never my idea to take little ethan away from her , ever . pilar : but you went along with it . wait , wait -- do n't get me wrong . i hate what my daughter did . i do . but my poor theresa has had a lot of loss in her life -- her father , her brother , her son , her home , her job . god , ethan , all you and gwen had to do was give her little ethan back , and none of this would have happened ! eve : ok , theresa , now you have to make a decision . ok , because at this point , every minute that we wait -- every minute that those babies fight for oxygen and nutrients means there 's less chance that either one of them will survive . theresa : oh , god , dr . russell . eve : so what 's it going to be ? your baby , gwen 's , or you 're just going to leave it to the doctors ? fox : well , hold on a second , whitney . what do you mean , we 're not going to get married ? of course we can get married eventually . whitney : no , fox , we ca n't . fox : well , why not ? we both love each other . right ? whitney : well , love is n't enough . fox : whitney , of course love is enough . does this have anything to do with your parents ' marriage breaking up , by chance ? whitney : well , you know what ? now that you bring it up , i thought their marriage was going to last forever . i thought sam and grace were going to be together forever . i mean , their marriage was supposed to be so rock solid . so if there 's no hope for them , then there 's certainly no hope for either of us . fox : no hope for -- wait , hold on . ok , first of all , sam and grace -- they broke up because grace found out she had a husband somewhere she did n't even know about because of the amnesia , right ? right ? i 've never had amnesia . have you ? whitney : no . fox : ok , so i think we 're ok . i mean , unless you got some husband hiding away somewhere that you do n't know about , or some big , deep , dark secret that you 're keeping from me , i think we 're ok . whitney : no , no , i do n't have any . fox : no secrets ? whitney : right . fox : ok , perfect . then we 're fine . we can get married , we can have a house with a nice white picket fence . i mean , unless , you know , of course , you do n't like white picket fences . it 's not a deal breaker by any means . you know , we can have as many kids as you want . we 'll have a golden retriever to slobber all over us . whitney : no , fox . fox : well , we can have a black lab , a chocolate lab , a chihuahua . we 'll name it alice . i really do n't care . i -- whitney : that 's not what i mean . fox : well , then tell me . tell me what exactly it is that you mean , whitney , because i thought you loved me . whitney : no , fox , i do love you . fox : good . good , because i love you , too , whitney . and usually when -- when two people love each other , they get married . which is what i want to do . i want to be husband and wife with you , you know ? sickness and health , till death do us part . i want to have a family with you . i was actually thinking we could grow old together . i do n't get it . why does that bother you so much to hear me say that ? and do n't say it 's because you 're afraid we 're going to break up , because that 's not going to happen . ethan : well , i feel terrible . pilar : i 'm sorry , ethan . that was n't my intention at all . i hate what theresa did to try to get little ethan back , but i ca n't blame my daughter completely . she was a desperate mother trying to save her child . ethan : and now gwen is an equally desperate mother trying to save her child . and in spite of my religious beliefs , we pushed theresa to have this procedure . eve : well , theresa , let 's at least sign the consent form . without that , we ca n't perform the procedure and both babies will die . theresa : there . eve : ok . now , the big question . which child do you want us to take ? theresa : i do n't know . eve : honey , the clock is ticking . theresa : just save the baby that has the best chance of living . and do n't tell me which one is which . i 'll leave that in god 's hands . eve : are you sure ? theresa : i 'm sure . eve : oh , honey . oh , i know how hard this is . i know . but let me tell you as a doctor and as a mother and as a friend -- you 're doing the right thing . you 're doing the right thing . martin : it 's not that i do n't want to tell you everything , luis . it 's just -- i just ca n't right now . luis : it does n't matter anyway . because i would n't believe a damn word you said . you 're nothing but a liar . martin : i 'm sorry that you feel that way . luis : yeah , well , you were n't sorry when you ran out on us before , were you ? god help mama when she finds out the truth . so what were you going to do ? huh ? you were just going to leave town without even telling us who you are ? martin : i was afraid that after all this time , that it would be too painful . luis : wow . so considerate . you did n't seem to give a damn when you ran out on us the first time , though , did you ? martin : that 's not true . luis : no , the hell it is n't ! let me tell you something . you destroyed six lives when you ran out on us , and we have never recovered . i 'm going to make sure that you never recover , either , you bastard . sheridan : luis , please ! katherine : oh , my god ! luis : let me go , sam ! sam : take it easy . luis : come on , papa ! come on ! katherine : no . martin : i 'm not going to fight you , luis . i love you ! you 're my son ! i do n't want to hurt you . luis : it 's a little late for that . katherine : stop it , please ! sheridan : luis , please , stop ! luis : come on . you better fight me . sam : luis -- luis : because i 'm going to kill you , you bastard . katherine : no ! oh ! sheridan : luis ! sam : now , that 's enough ! calm down ! that 's enough ! fox : all right , come on , whitney , please tell me . talk to me . what 's going on here ? whitney : you really see us being happy like that ? fox : i do . of course i do . now , look at me . hey , we 're not going to -- we 're not going to repeat our parents ' mistakes , all right ? we 're going to learn from them . and we 're not going to ship our kids off to boarding school like i was . we 're going to -- we 're going to raise them hands - on , with family dinners , family vacations . we wo n't keep secrets from each other , ok ? we will talk about everything . everything . there 's no surprises . and if something comes up , whitney , then we 'll just deal with it , you know , so it does n't have a chance to fester . whitney 's voice : i ca n't do this to him . he 's too good . i ca n't trick him into thinking this baby is his when it isn't . fox : hey , listen , i want to be with you forever . you , me , and any beautiful children we may have together . i want a perfect , loving family . that 's what i 've always dreamed of . whitney : i 'm sorry . i -- i ca n't be what you want me to be . god . fox : ok , why ? why not ? whitney : i just ca n't , ok ? fox : whitney , wait a -- ethan : you 're going to do the procedure ? theresa : yes . pilar : mija , which baby did you decide to keep ? theresa : i chose to leave it up to god , mama . i told dr . russell that she should save the baby that has the best chance . ethan : thank you . i wo n't forget this , ever . gwen : eve , is it time ? eve : we 're just about ready to go . gwen : i was just in the chapel saying a prayer for you and for the soul of the baby we 're about to lose . theresa : thank you , gwen . gwen : theresa , i know how you feel about this . and i feel the same way . but please just try to remember that we 're doing this to save the life of a baby , and i really , truly believe that god understands . theresa : i hope so . gwen : and i want to thank you for agreeing to do this and for saving one of our babies and for letting me be a mother . i 'm never going to forget this . this is the kindest , most generous , selfless thing -- theresa , there 's no way i can ever repay you for this . ethan 's voice : dear god , please let the baby you save be gwen 's . please give her this shot at happiness and give her her child . sheridan : luis , you have got to calm down ! fighting wo n't solve anything ! luis : yeah , it will . i want to make my son - of - a - bitch father understand how much i hate him for what he 's done to us ! sam : well , you 've already done that . luis : oh , no . oh , no , i 'm just beginning . i want to make that man feel as much pain as he 's caused us . sheridan : think about pilar . all right ? she would n't want you to act this way ! luis : i am thinking of her . because when she finds out that her beloved husband just ran off and abandoned us for this woman , it 's going to kill her . katherine : oh , my god ! i do n't feel his pulse ! you killed him , luis ! you killed your father ! ethan : she is sacrificing her own child to help gwen . rebecca : what are you talking about ? both babies that theresa is carrying are gwen 's . nurse : and you 're certain you can live with the decision you 've made ? theresa : yes . luis : i just do n't know how my mother is going to survive all this .
luis ' anger at his father boils over and he slugs him several times , ending with katherine saying he 's killed him . martin refused to tell him why he left his family to struggle alone all these years without a word or any help . meanwhile , theresa finally makes her decision as to which child she will save by telling eve to let the doctor 's decide which one has the best chance of survival . gwen is very grateful for what theresa is doing . meanwhile , rebecca is trying to figure out theresa 's plan .
grace : you are no longer my daughter . you are a heartless monster , and i hate you . i wish i had never given birth to you . kay : god , mom , how can you say that ? just calm down . grace : calm down ? i am just getting started . who are you ? my first - born daughter was raised with love , was raised in the church . she knew the difference between right and wrong . but you -- you sided with ivy , my greatest enemy . you tore your own parents ' marriage apart . you broke up your home . you cost your brother and sister their mother . you 're sick ! kay : i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry . i know what i did was horrible . there 's no excuse . grace : absolutely none . i mean , what kind of malicious little bitch stabs her own family in the back ? what could make you so mean , so vindictive , so cruel ? kay : you , mom . you made me do it . [ scene_break ] pilar : miguel ? miguel : mama . pilar : hey . i thought you might want to talk . miguel : oh , mama . i have a big problem , and i do n't know what to do about it . [ scene_break ] ethan : what 's wrong ? chad : hey , it 's -- the car wo n't start , man . i 'm trying to get it to kick over . ethan : you need some help ? chad : yeah , yeah , you know more about this stuff than i do . ethan : all right , i 'll look at it . thanks . i do n't know , chad . it looks good . you sure it 's not the battery ? chad : no , it 's almost new , man . ethan : ok . chad : you know , you and theresa looked pretty serious in there . ethan : yeah . there 's no getting through to her at all . she 's got some big secret , and i was trying to get her to tell me what it was , only no luck . it 's really weird . i mean , she 's dying to tell me whatever it is , but she just wo n't . i do n't like secrets , chad , you know ? [ scene_break ] theresa : well , who knew the blue note was infested with rats ? i 'm here to exterminate you . gwen : theresa , you 're not going to get your hands on my husband . theresa : watch me . rebecca : gwennie , quick , get j.t . out of here . rebecca : ow ! oh , oh ! theresa : j.t . is not going anywhere until he comes with me to talk to ethan . after all these years , it is time for the final showdown . sheridan : any luck ? luis : no . the woman i thought was fancy was a -- oh , never mind , it 's a long story . what about you ? you have n't heard from her ? sheridan : no . luis : oh , damn it . this whole thing is my fault . sheridan : luis , do n't blame yourself luis : who else ? if i had n't let fancy tag along with me wherever i went , she 'd have never even been involved . sheridan : fancy has a strong will , you know that . she went after that suspected killer of her own accord . paloma : she 'll be fine , luis , you trained her . luis : what if she is n't ? what if this sick bastard has captured her or even worse ? if anything has happened to fancy , i 'll never forgive myself . [ scene_break ] chris : my god , where is she ? i ca n't see anything . spike : hey man , that 's one more problem out of my hair . there ai n't no way that blond survived that fall , uh - uh . chris : you bastard . you 're a cold - blooded killer . you killed phyllis and now you 've killed fancy . spike : hey , man , time out . do n't lose sleep over it though . hey , look at this , look at it this way -- this is one lucky accident . now we 'll be free . chris : fancy ! fancy , can you hear me ? fancy , if you can hear me , say something ! [ scene_break ] sheridan : whoa , wait a minute . where do you think you 're going ? luis : out to find fancy . i ca n't just wait around here . sheridan : you just got back . you 're exhausted . luis : i 'm fine . sheridan : no , you 're not . you 're dead on your feet . you 're in no shape to go anywhere . paloma : see , luis , she 's right . you look like you 're about ready to collapse . luis : so what ? fancy could be hurt or worse all right ? i got to go find her . paloma : why are you always so pig - headed ? you ca n't do everything yourself . the whole police force is out looking for fancy . you need to rest . they will find her . luis : yeah ? what if they do n't ? i ca n't take that chance . sheridan : you can rest a few minutes . i 'll make you a cup of hot coffee . luis : i do n't have time for coffee . sheridan : of course you do . come on . luis : oh , my -- all right , fine . i 'll stay for one cup . luis : hey , where 's chris anyway ? sheridan : he left me a note . he 's -- he 's out looking for fancy . luis : he what ? are you -- sheridan : ok , ok , we 're not going to start this again , ok ? just sit down , sit down , sit down . he 's one of the good guys . he 's just trying to help . [ scene_break ] chris : fancy ! fancy , can you hear me ? if you 're hurt and you ca n't speak , make some noise ! spike : hey , man , looks to me like gravity already did the trick . there ai n't no way she could have survived that fall . no way . chris : you do n't know that . spike : ok , let 's just say that she does survive and somebody rescues her , ok ? she can identify me . let me tell you something , man . if i go down , i 'm taking you down with me . [ scene_break ] chad : you know , i feel for you . i mean , you know , you 're in a tough spot . ethan : tell me about it . i know . theresa 's been telling me for years that gwen was the one that outted me to that tabloid , chad . she literally wants me to believe my own wife plotted to ruin my life . chad : she 's sure of herself , huh ? ethan : yeah , i know . theresa wants me to leave gwen and just start back up with her where we left off . but how can i do that ? i mean , theresa swears she 's telling the truth , right ? but i ca n't just take her word for it and break my marriage apart . i mean , it would also -- it would destroy my family . [ scene_break ] rebecca : theresa ? theresa , let me back in there ! theresa : it is over , gwen . i just talked to ethan , and he told me if i can prove to him what you did , he would divorce you and come back to me . j.t . 's got the proof , so i hope you have a good attorney . gwen : you know , you are such a liar . all those vows you took that you would leave ethan alone . yeah right . i knew you would still be after him . you know what ? it 's not going to work because ethan is not going to leave me . theresa : hmm , let 's find out , shall we ? j.t . , come with me . gwen : no , you are not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] sheridan : here we are . luis : you know , i really appreciate it , sheridan , but i got to go . paloma : sheridan , stop him . he 's going to pass out if he does n't rest . luis : well , you think i can rest when fancy 's out there in danger . paloma : she knows how to take care of herself . sheridan , please talk some sense into him . sheridan : i never could before . luis , please , would you just rest and wait for a cup of coffee ? luis : all right , fine , i 'll stay for one cup of coffee . but make it quick , ok ? sheridan 's voice : you need some sleep , luis . it 's for your own good . luis : i just hope nothing bad has happened to fancy . paloma : stop it , luis . she 'll be ok . luis : well , i 'm really worried about her . paloma : yeah , me , too . luis : sheridan , how 's it going over there ? sheridan : just getting some sweetener in . luis : well , i 'll take it black . sheridan : oh , no , luis , i know you like your coffee sweet . just give me two seconds . luis : oh , all right . sheridan : here we go . drink up . you need it . luis : thank you . two minutes , ok ? two minutes and i 'm back on the street . paloma : here , eat this . sheridan : oh , no , no , let him drink his coffee first . [ scene_break ] chris : fancy ! fancy , say something ! spike : you see anything down there ? chris : it 's pitch black down there . i ca n't see a thing . spike : black , black , black as a grave . chris : shut up . spike : hey , man , let me tell you something . i 've seen my quota of horror films , and the pretty blonde never makes it out of situations like this . i 'm telling you , man , she 's worm food . chris : well , i ca n't give up . spike : hey , watch this . check this out . spike : see ? david copperfield could n't make it out of this one . there 's no way she survived that fall , man , i 'm telling you . chris : god . spike : hold on a minute , now . ashes to ashes , dust to dust . hey , man , god ai n't got nothing to do with this . so you can save all the praying there , fool . fancy crane is dead and buried . [ scene_break ] pilar : half the town is talking about kay and ivy . i ca n't believe it myself . miguel : how could she , mama ? i mean , she just stood by and said nothing while ivy tore apart her parents ' marriage . i mean , all she to do say one word and all this misery could have been avoided . pilar : yeah , kay has a lot to answer for . poor jessica . if grace had n't have left town , she would have kept jessica on the straight and narrow . miguel : god , i know . if i had any brains at all , i -- pilar : what , mijo ? miguel : this is what 's driving me nuts , mama , is that kay is guilty of probably the worst thing i 've ever heard of . and yet i still love her . i mean , i was so sure about how i felt , i came back to tabitha 's to tell her how i feel . and now i just feel guilty for loving her at all . pilar : mir miguel , you have to remember what the church teaches us , ok ? if you truly feel remorse , god will forgive you . even an act of contrition . miguel : come on , mama . pilar : miguel , no . i mean , if judas would have asked for forgiveness , god would have had mercy on him . now what kay did was horrible -- miguel : it was unforgivable . pilar : no , mijo , you are not understanding me . there is nothing in life that 's not forgivable . yes , what kay did was horrible , and she 's been through a lot of trials and tribulation , but the kay that i know now , she 's a wonderful girl , she 's a caring person , and she 's a great mother to my granddaughter , maria . and i just know that deep down inside she is truly sorry . miguel : she is , mama . i know she is . i 've never seen her this upset , but it 's killing me . ok ? it 's killing me . it feels wrong to love her . pilar : love is never wrong , mijo . miguel : then why do i feel so ashamed ? what am i supposed to do now ? [ scene_break ] grace : i made you do this ? kay : yeah . grace : how dare you . you have not changed one bit . you have the gall to blame me for this disaster ? kay : no , you do n't understand . i 'm not blaming you , mom , but you did make me do it . grace : all right , kay , i 'm waiting . how are you going to make this my fault ? kay ? kay : do you remember when dad first became chief of police ? grace : of course i do . kay : do you ? because that 's the last time i remember us being happy as a family . grace : kay , that 's not true . kay : yes , it is . because right after that , that 's when charity came to live with us . grace : so we 're back to this . kay : mom , please . you remember how you treated me when she came to live with us , do n't you ? grace : kay , she had just lost her mother in a horrible fire . charity was devastated . we were all devastated . she did n't have any other family . she had nowhere to go . i brought her into our home . i wanted to make her feel like family . kay : well you succeeded because she was your favorite , and i was the one who was left out . grace : oh , grow up , kay . i never meant for you to feel that . kay : because you never cared about anyone but her . grace : that 's not true . kay : you took her side , mom , in every disagreement . you knew how much i loved miguel . yet once charity met him , you just kept saying how much they would make this perfect couple . grace : i thought they were . kay : yeah , you and everyone else . and you know what , even if you were right , how do you think that that made me feel , huh ? do n't you remember what it was like to be in love , mom ? i was so afraid that i was going to lose miguel that i was desperate . i would do anything to keep him , and i did . i did some really stupid , horrible things . but there you were , always blocking my way , and i was just so angry with you . i was so angry that i turned on you . i turned on my whole family . grace : did i really cause all of this ? [ scene_break ] ethan : you know , i know what theresa thinks . god , i know . i mean , she 's drummed it into my head for -- for years now . i just ca n't believe that gwen would have deceived me for all these years . i mean , i 've known her since boarding school , chad . she could n't have lied about this . chad : well , one of them is lying . do you think it 's theresa ? [ scene_break ] whitney : where did theresa disappear to ? whitney : hmm , rebecca . this should be interesting . rebecca : ok , here comes trouble . whitney : rebecca . you would n't happen to have seen theresa , would you ? rebecca : um , sorry , i do n't keep track of guttersnipes . [ scene_break ] gwen : ugh , why ca n't you just die ! theresa : you stole ethan from me . aah ! j.t . : oh , man , you two should get into mud wrestling . i would pay good money to see that . aah ! j.t . : hey , hey , watch the face . hey , hey , do n't kill the messenger ! theresa : i wo n't . i need you to talk to ethan . gwen : never ! theresa : get off of me ! gwen : stop ! theresa ! [ scene_break ] chris : this has to stop . all these deaths because of what alistair crane pulled us into ? spike : hey , man , you had your hand out like everybody else . chris : he 's dead , spike . no more killing . god knows who can be next . spike : hey , man , who cares as long as it 's not us ? chris : i care , damn it , and i 'm scared for my wife . spike : you see , you should be scared of your wife . if she ever finds out that you 're working for her dear old dead daddy , she 'd throw you out so fast your head would spin . you really should be grateful to me because i made sure that would n't happen . yet . i offed that nosey maid . fancy offed herself . i just wish i could 've seen her hit the ground down there . chris : shut up . shut up if you do n't want to go down that hole yourself . [ scene_break ] luis : thanks , sheridan . your coffee has really improved . what did you do ? sheridan : hmm , trade secret . yeah , nowadays i just add in a little bit of this , little bit of that . luis : whoa . wow , i just got a little dizzy . paloma : see , that 's what you get for half killing yourself . you need to sleep . luis : no , what i need to do is to find fancy . i just -- just got up a little fast , that 's all . maybe i 'll just have a seat for a second . a little catnap never hurt anyone , huh ? just do n't let me sleep too long , ok ? paloma : do n't worry , we 'll wake you in five minutes . luis : five minutes . paloma : mm - hmm . luis : five . paloma : sheridan , he looks awful . maybe he 's sick . should we call the doctor ? sheridan : no , no , no . he 's fine , trust me . i just put a sleeping pill in his coffee . paloma : what ? sheridan : he would n't take no for an answer . he 's so tired . he 's in no shape to go look for fancy . now he 'll have to rest whether he likes it or not . paloma : are you crazy ? he 's going to be furious when he finds out what you 've done . [ scene_break ] whitney : so are you sure you have n't seen theresa anywhere ? rebecca : mm - hmm , yeah , i 'm sure . whitney : i do n't even know why i ask . why would i believe you ? rebecca : why would i lie ? whitney : well , who knows ? who knows what goes on in that pea brain of yours ? you probably lie about everything . you know what , you probably knew all about ivy 's plot to break up the bennett 's . rebecca : do you know what is really interesting about all that ? what is interesting is exactly who did know what ivy was up to -- your mama . whitney : yeah , i know about that . rebecca : you know , it 's hilarious . i mean , dear dr. eve -- oh , she was willing to let her very best friend , grace bennett , go through hell just to protect her own dirty little secrets . whitney : shut up , rebecca . rebecca : you know , the hypocrisy -- oh , my , my , my . i mean , eve was always looking down her nose at the rest of us , and it turns out that she is just as malicious as me . whitney : you know , i 'm not going to sit here and let a tramp like you criticize my mother . rebecca : you know , honey , i 'd look a little closer to home before you call me a tramp . your fiance is a tramp . whitney : what ? gwen : i want you dead . theresa : well , i want you alive so i can see your face when ethan says he wants a divorce . gwen : never ! theresa : j.t . j.t . : no , no , no , no . j.t . : oh , i just love being fought over by you two . ow , that hurts ! theresa : good , now you listen to me , j.t . for all the money that i paid you , i want one thing and one thing only . you use the proof from rome to convince ethan that gwen and rebecca were the ones who wrecked his life . gwen : oh , do n't you dare say a word . j.t . : ow , ow , ow , ow , ow ! stop it , i bruise easily . theresa : tell ethan the truth . gwen : what is with you ? in rome you would have killed to have j.t . tell ethan the truth . at the motel you do a 180 , now you do n't want him to talk to him . now you 're back to square one ? what is your secret ? tell me her secret . theresa : j.t . , do n't you open your mouth . gwen : j.t . , spit it out -- what is she hiding ? j.t . : oh , it 's a doozy . theresa : j.t . , you just hush , ok ? i will reveal it in my own good time . gwen , you 've got other things to worry about . once j.t . proves to ethan that you were the one who wrecked his life , he 's going to throw you out into you out and come back to me . then , perhaps , i 'll let everyone know about this other little matter . gwen : ethan is never going to leave me . theresa : when he finds out his marriage to you is based on a lie , gwen , of course he 's going to leave you . he just said that he would . i was such a fool , i thought that he would stick with you through thick and thin , but i was wrong . i blinded by the crane money , not anymore . gwen : what does the crane money have to do with it ? theresa : oh , you 're going to find out soon enough . once ethan leaves you , my secret will bond him to me forever . it 's over for you . gwen : you are a mad woman . theresa : yes , i am mad with joy because i 'm finally going to be with the man that i love . we are going to be together , the family that we were supposed to be , and there 's nothing that you can do to stop it . [ scene_break ] ethan : you know , i 'm envious of you . chad : me ? ethan : mm - hmm . look at you and whitney . yeah , you 've had your rough spots , but you 've got it all now . you got true love , you got absolute , complete honesty . you have no idea , chad , how secrets can eat away at the heart of a relationship . chad : yeah . yeah , i guess it 's rough . [ scene_break ] whitney : what the hell are you talking about ? rebecca : aw . honey , listen , it happens to all of us . chad is up to no good . whitney : well , you 're a liar , so -- rebecca : ok , believe that if you want . but why do n't you ask him what he was doing at the safari motel . whitney : you see ? i know exactly what he was doing there . he was there because he was worried about me . rebecca : no , honey , he was worried about getting caught . you see , i saw him with my own two eyes . he was in one of the rooms , stark naked . [ scene_break ] kay : i 'm not blaming you , mom . yeah , i did then , but i realize how stupid i was . look , i take full responsibility for my actions , ok ? but , mom , every time i tried to talk to you and let you know how i felt , you were just so dismissive . it was like every day you loved charity more than me , and i was your daughter . grace : i never meant for you to feel that way . i mean , of course i loved charity . she was my niece , and i felt responsible for her after all the tragedy she endured . but , kay , i lied when i said i wished you 'd never been born . you 're my daughter . my love for you knows no bounds . kay : do you really mean that ? grace : i 'm sorry that you feel you have to ask . kay , the day that you were born was one of the happiest days of my life . i finally had a little girl that i could share my life with . that 's a bond that can never be broken . kay : but i did . god , mom , i hated you so much . i know that i was wrong , but i was just so hurt . i just felt like you cost me miguel , this man that i 've been in love with my entire life . you were just constantly pushing him to be with charity . grace : kay , i never pushed them . they were mad for each other . it was true love . kay : no , it was n't . because if it was , they would be together and they 're not . it 's over . grace : yeah , i -- i heard about all that . which , kay , it brings me to a question . i mean , if miguel is back , why on earth are you marrying fox crane ? i mean , you just said that you loved miguel your whole life . kay : i did love him , but i thought that i lost him . and fox came into my life when miguel was gone . i was nothing , mom . i was a single mom working at the stupid cannery , gutting fish . and fox fell in love with me , and he stuck by me when miguel did n't . grace : but miguel 's back now , and he says he loves you , too . kay : yeah , but it 's too late . i 'm marrying fox . grace : kay , you 're not at the altar yet . please , just reconsider before you marry a crane . they 're poison . kay : you do n't know fox . grace : i know his mother . i know what she did to our family . she tore us apart . kay : yeah , but he 's not like his mom . he 's not like any of the cranes . he 's very sweet and kind and generous . grace : he 's julian 's son . he 's ivy 's son , alistair 's grandson . i mean , he might seem like everything is just going fine now , but , believe me , when he 's crossed , watch out . kay : no , mom . trust me , you 're wrong . he is a very good person and i love him very much . grace : ok , kay , can you tell me that you honestly no longer love miguel ? i 'm waiting , kay . i mean , i was there , remember ? you loved miguel for years . can you honestly tell me that he is no longer in your heart ? kay : no . grace : well , there 's your answer . you ca n't marry fox when you love another man . kay : it does n't matter . miguel hates me now because of what i did to you and dad . grace : did he say that ? kay : no , but he does n't want to talk to me . he said he needed some time to think . grace : kay , you tell miguel that i told him that he 's had enough time to think . you go to him and you tell him how you feel . and if he loves you like you say he does , he 'll take you back . [ scene_break ] spike : been a long night . i got to get going . and if i was you , chris , i 'd cover up that shaft . and i 'd get home to wifey - poo real quick before she starts asking some real sticky questions . toodle - oo . chris : i 'm sorry , fancy , but he 's right . i never meant for you to get hurt , but i 've got too much to lose . chris : rest in peace , fancy crane . [ scene_break ] sheridan : there . now he can get a good rest . paloma : he 's going to be so mad at you when he wakes up . he 's going to explode when he finds out he has lost so much search time . sheridan : yeah , i -- i can see that now . paloma : why did you give him sleeping pills ? you do n't want him to find fancy ? sheridan : oh , do n't be ridiculous . i was just trying to help him . i mean , he never takes care of himself , you know that . paloma : i suppose . sheridan : oh , god . what have i done ? fancy 's voice : luis . luis , help me . luis . fancy 's voice : help me , luis . help me . luis : fancy . fancy , is that you ? paloma : what is he talking about ? fancy 's voice : please save me , luis . i 'm so scared , so scared of the dark . luis : fancy . where are you ? fancy 's voice : help me , luis . it hurts . luis : where are -- where are you , fancy ? i ca n't see you . [ scene_break ] whitney : rebecca , you are a liar . rebecca : why would i lie about this ? whitney : well , who knows ? because you 're a lowlife slut and probably want everyone to be as miserable as you are , that 's why . rebecca : ok , first let 's get this straight , ok ? first , i am not miserable . i love being who i am . now , second , i would be careful who you call a slut . because i saw your sweetie butt - naked in that hotel room , and if you were n't there with him -- if i were you , i 'd find out who was . [ scene_break ] ethan : try it now , chad . chad : great . you 're the miracle man . ethan : oh , it was just a loose wire , that 's it . chad : well , thank you . ethan : you 're welcome . chad : so , uh , what now ? you think theresa 's going to find j.t . and force him to tell the truth ? ethan : chad , i do n't know . if she does and j.t . tells me that gwen 's been lying all these years -- i do n't know , i 'd probably have to leave her . on the other hand , if j.t . does n't confirm anything theresa 's been saying , then that 'll be it for theresa . i mean , that -- that 'll be the last straw . i guess it all comes down to whether theresa finds j.t . and what he 's got to tell me . [ scene_break ] gwen : j.t . , tell me her secret . theresa : oh , gwen , you 're going to find out soon enough . now , j.t . , come on . you 're going to come with me , we 're going to find ethan . gwen : he is not going anywhere with you ! [ scene_break ] luis : fancy . fancy . fancy , where are you ? fancy : i 'm here , luis . luis : where ? i ca n't see you . fancy : in the dark place . luis : fancy , hold on . do n't give up , i 'm going to save you . paloma : listen to him , he 's talking to her . chris : what 's all this ? luis : hold on , fancy . i 'm coming . tell me where the dark place is . paloma : oh , my god , he 's having a nightmare . fancy 's voice : help me , luis . if you do n't help me , i 'll die . luis : i 'm coming , fancy . do n't die . [ scene_break ] grace : kay , what are you waiting for ? you do love miguel , do n't you ? kay : yeah , i do , i do . i -- i love fox , too , though . mom , i am so confused . grace : kay , if you only remember one thing that i 've ever told you , remember this . i want you and maria to be happy , and you 'll be happy with miguel . you 've known him your whole life . he 's maria 's father . go to him and find out how he feels before you marry fox . kay , when you find miguel , you tell him that i forgive you . and that he should , too . kay : thank you . thank you so , mom . thank you so much . oh , my god , i am going to make this up to you somehow . i am going to be the best daughter . i 'm going to make you so proud . and you 're right , you 're right , i should find him right now . i 'm going to go find him , ok . grace : kay ? kay , are you still there ? [ scene_break ] miguel : what if i 'm too late , mama ? pilar : you do n't know that , mijo , and you wo n't know that if you stay here talking with your mother . now go , find kay and tell her how you feel . miguel : i do n't know . pilar : miguel , look at me . do n't let this chance at happiness pass you by . miguel : you 're right . pilar : si . good luck , miguel . kay : miguel . miguel : kay . what is it ? [ scene_break ] whitney : you 're a liar , rebecca . and you know what , you always have been . rebecca : look , honey , i have been the other woman more times than i can count . and i know where a man takes his wife and i know where a man takes his mistress , and that place is definitely mistress territory . whitney : i do n't believe a word that comes out of your mouth , so it does n't matter . rebecca : fine , keep your head in the sand if you want . but the fact is chad is up no good , just like the rest of them . whitney : ok , i 'm not gon na stand here and listen to this for one second longer . rebecca : fine ! i 'm just trying to do you a favor . ethan : whitney . whitney , hey . chad : hey , sweetheart , ethan got the car started , so -- whitney , hey , what 's wrong ? something happen ? whitney : i -- chad : whitney ! whitney , come back ! [ scene_break ] theresa : get your hands off the rat ! gwen : this is my rat ! j.t . : you know , i 'm good with `` mr. cornell . `` gwen : i got him , i got him . theresa : that 's what you think . theresa : ethan , ethan ! over here , over here ! j.t . -- he 's in the storage room , and he can tell you everything that you need to know about your lying wife right now ! gwen : no , ethan ca n't see you ! theresa : ethan , ethan , come on . please , come on and change your life forever , please ! [ next_on ] fancy : i 'm scared , luis . please hurry . luis : fancy , just hang on , all right ? gwen : what are we going to do if we ca n't get out of here ? theresa : ethan , it 's time you found out that your wife is a lying bitch .
theresa and gwen fought over jt cornell , with theresa wanting him to tell all to ethan , and gwen wanting him to only tell her theresa 's secret . rebecca tried to help her daughter , but when she was kicked out of the storeroom they were fighting in , she decided to cause problems for whitney instead . she happily told her of seeing a naked chad in the seedy motel , waiting for someone who was n't whit . grace ripped into kay , telling her she hates her and wishes she 'd never had her , then asked why on earth she helped rip her family apart . kay told her , in no uncertain terms , that grace was the reason for it all , and them explained fully why she was so angry with her . grace realized she 'd hurt her daughter and finally forgave her , then started urging her to drop fox and marry miguel . miguel spoke with his mother about his problem , and she urged him to give kay another chance .
whitney : you got the gun with latoya 's fingerprints on it . you really did save my life tonight . fox : yeah . yeah . well , somebody had to do something in there , right , guys ? whitney : yeah . theresa : you see ? fox knew what he was doing the entire time . he distracted puff dog and his men with all that wheeling and dealing and used that to get the evidence we need p put latoya in jail . fox : that 's right . and once we give that gun over to the cops , they can dust it for prints , they can run their ballistics test , and i think puff dog and latoya will be facing multiple charges . so you 're not really going to have to worry about them coming after you ever again . whitney : thank you , fox . thank you very much . fox : you 're welcome . ethan : all right . i 'm sorry , man . i misjudged you . you were n't trying to put whitney into more danger , you were using your head to entrap latoya . it 's good work . fox : wow . thank you . thank you very much . chad : and i owe yo an apology , too . i mean , i should have have known you would n't play fast and loose with syd 's singing contract . you know how much my producing her meant to me . fox : right . um -- actually , you 're not going to be producing her first c.d . anymore . it cost my family a fortune , but the crane lawyers already inked the deal and syd 's working for puff dog now , chad . chad : how could you , man ? you knew syd was my ticket to the big time . you lousy son of a -- whitney : oh , no , no , no , hey , hey , hey -- fox : i 'm sorry . but i really did n't have another choice in there , chad . chad : no , if you were smart enough to get the gun , you were smart enough to fake the deal . fox : puff dog 's too smart for that . i had to offer that guy something legit to get us out of there alive tonight , chad , ok ? this is the price . whitney : no , chad completely understands that , right ? you did what you had to do for us -- chad : no , the hell i do . who the hell are you to sell me out like that ? you knew syd was my ticket to the big time . you just gave her to puff dog . now i got nothing , man . nothing . david : you 're not going to let ivy 's words get to you , are you ? grace : well , it 's hard not to when at least some of them are true . david : i do n't think you 're a tease . and i 'm sure sam does n't , either . ivy just does n't know you . grace : well , maybe not , but at least one thing she said is right . i have n't been fair to either you or sam . i mean , both of your lives are just a complete mess because i ca n't make a decision . sam was the only husband i knew . i mean , i had a family and a home . it was storybook . david : until i came along . grace : well , yeah . but you know what ? it was incredible finding out i had this whole other life before even met sam . i mean , a husband who still loved me and a son . i might not remember that time in my life and i do n't remember our marriage , but my feelings for you are starting to come back . i mean , i feel so connected to you and john . i ca n't imagine what my life would be without the two of you . i mean , i do n't even want to think about what that would -- ivy : brilliant . truly brilliant , david . i did n't think you had it in you . taking grace away to all those romantic places where you were supposedly together and in love ? she 'll never suspect that you never met her before you came to harmony , much less shared a conjugal bed . david : i just -- i just want to give the relationship between grace and me a chance , a real chance . and if you and john are right and she has genuine feelings for me -- ivy : well , then this trip should do the trick . make it happen , romeo . make her fall in love with you when you take her away . give yourself a wife , your son a mother . you know it 's what you want . david : grace , i do n't want to put any pressure on you . but i have to admit that i am hoping that you 'll fall in love with me all over again . i just want to create the most romantic atmosphere i can . i want you to see that i love you more than anything in the world . grace : i just do n't want you to be too disappointed if i do n't remember . david : well , of course i 'd be disappointed , but i do n't think i will be . i want you to see that we can recapture the magic of when we were first married . we can have that great love again . mrs. wallace : come on , precious . come on , have your drink , huh ? the gin will calm your nerves down . oh , all right , i know you 're upset about luis , but there 's nothing we can do about it . beth : my sweet boy is sleeping like a little angel . mrs. wallace : your little sweet boy ? oh , yeah , right . no , that is sheridan 's baby , not yours . beth : nobody will ever know that , mother . charlie 's dead at the bottom of the deep blue sea . nobody else but you and precious knows the truth . so unless you guys want to join charlie , you 'll keep your big yap shut , right ? what about you , precious ? all right , what 's she upset about ? mrs. wallace : well , let 's just say that your plan to raise sheridan 's baby with luis may not pan out . beth : and why is that ? mrs. wallace : because luis is missing . beth : what ? mrs. wallace : yeah . he went underwater , you know , to try and get sheridan 's baby , which everyone thinks was in the car with charlie when she went off over the bridge . beth : no . but the baby 's been here the whole time . mrs. wallace : duh . thank you very much , missy . luis may die because of you . sheridan : luis ! luis , where are you ? sam : hey , what 's this i hear about luis going under ? diver : a big wave hit him . have n't seen him since . officer : wee searching the water with the spotlights , but there 's still no sign of him . diver : there 's such a strong undertow , not even a strong guy like luis could fight it . i do n't think there 's any way he could survive out there . sam : we got to do something . sheridan : oh , god , no . plplease , god , no , not luis . i ca n't lose him , too . i love luis so much . he has to come back to me . no . i love him too much to lose him . antonio : sheridan and luis ? my wife and my brother in love ? singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life beth : ok , why are n't they telling us what 's happening with luis ? mrs. wallace : because there 's nothing new . the last report said they were searching for him . they obviously have n't found him yet -- if they ever do . singer : if you go away on this summer day then you might as well take the sun away all the birds that flew in the summer sky when our love was new and our hearts were high when the day was young and the night was long and the moon stood still for the night bird 's song if you go away if you go away if you go away but if you stay i 'll make you a day like no day has been or will be again we 'll sail on the sun we 'll ride on the rain we 'll talk to the trees and worship the wind then if you go i 'll understand leave me just enough love to hold in my hand if you go away if you go away if you go away if you go away please do n't go away beth : no , no , no this can not be happening . i ca n't lose luis now , not after all the trouble i 've gone to ! mrs. wallace : oh , she has got to mean all the pain and torment that you have caused innocent people . beth : no , luis ca n't die now . he just ca n't ! mrs. wallace : oh , it is ironic , is n't it , bethie ? huh ? huh ? if luis dies , it 's because he was trying to find sheridan 's baby that you stole from her just to snag him . yes , missy . whoo ! all the evil things you did to try and get luis for yourself could turn out to be the thing that kills him . so , come on , precious , hey . come on . let 's clap here . let 's clap for bethie ! good job there , honey ! you really know how to get a man ! bravo ! bravo ! beth : shut up ! mrs. wallace : yeah ! beth : stop your stupid clapping ! mrs. wallace : this is not how i thought things would end for luis . but you 'll never get him . no , no man wants to be with you . they would rather die than get stuck with you . beth : i will get luis . you just watch . mrs. wallace : hey . hey , where do you think you 're going ? beth : i 'm going to that bridge . i do n't care if i have to dive in and pull luis out of the ocean myself . i will not lose him this way -- or any other way . precious , look after the baby until i get back . david : i 'm sorry to have put you in a position to have to choose between me and sam . grace : no , david , it 's not your fault . david : yes , it is . if i had n't come to harmony -- grace : then i never would have known the joy of finding out i had another son . or getting to know you again and spending time with you and caring for you . david : you mean that ? grace : well , yes , david , i -- i feel like i 've grown much closer to you . and at the same time , i 've grown apart from sam . and then there 's ivy just waiting to sink her talons into him . i 'm afraid if i do n't make a decision soon , she 's going to make one for me . grace : you know , i should have figured . well , i better get down to the old bridge because i 'm not going leave things this open for her . sheridan : luis ! luis ! sam : look , i know the conditions are getting worse by the minute , but if any of you were in luis ' situation , he 'd keep looking for you no matter what . so please do n't give up , ok ? keep up the search . ivy : do you think they 'll be able to find luis ? sam : they have to . i just hope to god he 's still alive when they do . sheridan : please , luis -- pleaseomome back to me . please do n't leave me . i love you so much . antonio : my wife and my brother in love ? i mean , there were times that they seemed close and connected . but in love with each other ? what the -- sheridan and luis ? my own brother ? what in the hell 's going on here ? hey , hey , luis . it 's all right . i 'm here now . come on . luis : look , my sheridan would never run away . antonio : your sheridan ? what the hell are you talking about ? almost every time i walk away , i come back and i hear you talking about sheridan like she 's the most important person in your life . luis : all right , listen , antonio -- hank : no , lighten up . we 're all on edge here . no need to take it out on each other . antonio : i 'm asking him a simple question . now , am i going to get a straight answer or not ? sheridan : i do n't want to be away from you ever again . antonio : you wo n't be . from this day forward , you and i are going to be together forever , ok ? sheridan : luis -- antonio : luis ? could the truth have been staring me in the face this whole time ? sheridan : i ca n't lose luis , too . i just ca n't ! sam : sheridan , listen , we 're doing everything we can to find him . pilar : ok . it 'll be ok . we wo n't lose him . the strength in our faith will bring him back to us . hank : bad news . the divers refused to continue the search , and the coast guard ca n't find any divers that are willing to risk these waters . luis is on his own . sheridan : no . no , luis ! hank : sheridan ! luis is my best friend . i 'm not going to let him die out there . i 'm going in and get him back . sam : i 'm going with you . ivy : no , sam , wait . do you think that 's wise ? i mean , you have children besides ethan to consider . sam : i have to . luis would do the same for me . diver : you people have a death wish if you 're going to go out in that water . officer : you 'll never make it . hank : that 's a risk we 're willing to take . antonio : what 's going on ? sam : luis went under , and he has n't come back up yet . the divers think it 's too dangerous to continue the search , so hank and i are going to go and get him ourselves . officer : i 'm telling you , it 's freezing down there , and the current is too strong . you 're both going to end up dead . hank : we 're willing to risk it to save luis . sam : that 's right . antonio : well , i 'm going , too . sam : all right . sheridan : antonio -- pilar : mijo , please , i wish you would reconsider . antonio : no . no , mama . luis rescued sheridan from the kidnapper , and , well , i 'm going to try to rescue him . sheridan : please be careful . antonio , i -- i want you to be careful . antonio : i 'll be careful . i promise i 'll bring luis back . chad : you deliberately stole syd from me to give to puff dog . fox : no , it 's true i used syd as a bargaining chip , but , chad , i did n't do it to hurt you , ok ? i did it to save our lives . chad : you used something that did n't belong to you , man . fox : i used the one thing that i knew puff dog wanted -- syd singing for his label -- and it worked . look at us . we 're all he , , we 're all breathing . chad : you screwed me , man . you messed up my career before it even got going . whitney : ok , chad , chad , stop it . ok ? what is the matter with you ? chad : well , have n't you been listening ? fox ruined my shot at the majors . now , if i ca n't be a big - name producer , you ca n't be a singer . so by stealing syd , fox stole your shot to be a star . whitney : ok , did you not eat today or something ? because you are so not getting this . fox did what he had to do to save our lives . puff dog was going to kill us . and giving away syd 's contract is a small price to pay for our lives . now , instead of being angry with fox , you should be thanking him . sasam : yeah . listen up . luis is missing , all right ? we need more searchlights brought in to help sweep the area . right there ? diver : that 's the area . sam : ok . good . thanks . grace : oh , my god , luis . sam : grace , what are you doing here ? grace : well , i knew luis would never give up on his search for sheridan 's baby , so david and i came to see if we could help . sam : just pray that we find luis . grace : `` we `` ? sam : i 'm going in to find luis myself . david : i 'll help you . grace : no , david -- sam : look , thanks for the offer , ok , but the water 's a little too rough for you . david : i 've been diving for years . i 'm used to rough wate .. anything to get the right picture , right ? sam : whatever you want . john : i want to go in , too . grace : no , absolutely not . i wo n't allow it . david : listen to your mother . john : all right , i 'll stay here with mom , but be careful , all right ? david : i will , i will . grace : yes , david , please be careful . david : i will . ok . let 's go . ivy : this is going better than i thought . beth : everybody 's too busy to notice poor sheridan standing at the edge of the bridge all by herself . and since nobody knows that i 'm here , i could just push her . and then they 'd think that she fell to her death by accident . then -- then i would n't have to worry about her royal blondeness hooking up with luis after he 's rescued . then i 'd get sheridan 's baby and her man all to myself . get ready to join charlie at the bottom of the sea . whitney : how can you possibly come down on fox after he just saved our lives ? chad : damn it , whitney , he stole my singer . whitney : how are you not getting this ? fox did not set out to steal syd . he was looking for a bargaining chip to use with puff dog , and he found it . and i 'm glad he did , or we might all be dead rit t now . theresa : whitney , can you understand chad 's frustration ? whitney : no , no , actually , i do n't because singers are a dime a dozen and our lives are priceless . and the fact that you do n't get that is beyond me . ethan : whitney , i think chad 's more angry at the situation than anything -- whitney : ok , no , no , no . you guys need to stop defending him because i think chad is furious with fox for trading syd 's contract for our lives . chad : do n't you get it ? syd 's contract was n't for fox to trade . whitney : do you not see how petty you 're being ? huh ? puff dog was going to kill us all . so i do n't care what deal fox had to make . nothing is more important anan our lives . chad : syd was my artist , all right ? my future was based on producing her c.d . it could have gone platinum . but now that 's all gone because of fox . whitney : oh , my god . so what you 're telling me is that syd 's contract is more important to you than our lives . is that what you 're saying , chad ? mrs. wallace : oh , i just hope luis is going to be all right , you know ? hey , can you believe that idiot daughter of mine ? rushing down there to that bridge like -- like she 's going to make a lick of difference . what does she think she 's going to do , dive in and save luis ? she can barely swim . she 'll probably drown . oh , gee . with every cloud , there is a silver lining . oh , no . no , if she drowns , then who would make sure that we 're taken care of ? oh , no . no , no , no . precious , unfortunately , we need beth to live . but i hope that she never gets luis . i hope they have found luis and charlie because then charlie 's going to tell them everything . and then luis and sheridan will be able to have their baby back . and beth will get life in the slammer , and that is a perfect ending to this mess . whoo ! [ music plays ] luis : you nurtured me back to health . you know something ? i do n't even want to go back to my old life with sheridan and those other humans . precious , you know , if you 'll have me , i want to stay here with you . mrs. wallace : to perfect endings . beth 's voice : torching your house did n't kill you . neither did shooting you or drowning you . but even you ca n't fly , sheridan . sohehen i push you off this bridge , you 're finally , finally going to die . john : what 's going on ? [ sheridan gasps ] sheridan : beth , what are you doing ? beth : saving your life . you did n't realize how close you were to the edge , you were so upset about luis . sheridan : i was ? beth : you were seconds away from -- from falling . somehow , i just managed to pull you back just in time . sheridan : thank goodness . john : are you ok , sheridan ? sheridan : i guess . yes . beth , thank yofor saving my life . beth : well , what are friends for , huh ? sheridan : yeah . john : that 's what i love about living in harmony . everyone goes to bat for each other . sheridan : yeah . beth : yeah . beth 's voice : yeah , i wish i had a bat to go after sheridan with . pilar : beth ? beth : hmm ? pilar : i am surprised to see you here . who 's watching the baby ? beth : oh , mother and precious are watching after him right now . we saw what was happening tv , and i just had to come down here because i was so worried about luis and sheridan and the baby . sheridan : oh , god -- my baby . my poor baby . and luis . they have to find them . i ca n't lose luis and my baby , too . beth 's voice : too late , sher - sher . the baby 's already mine . and luis will be , too , once they find him . hank : no sign of luis . what about you ? any luck ? antonio : no . the storm 's got the silt so churned up in the water , i can barely see a few feet in front of me . hank : fighting these currents is damn near impossible . david : anything ? hank : no , nothing . sam : damn it . i did n't see luis , either . hank : these currents are so strong , they could have pulled luis out to sea . sam : god , i hope not . antonio : i 'm going to go look over in that direction . hank : antonio , no , it 's too far out . sam : hank 's right . you might not make it back . antonio : well , i 've got to try . luis is my brother . sam : antonio ! antonio ! tt armstrong was the yummiest crush of my life , singer : you are my passion for life mrs . wallace : luis has been missing a long , long time . if they have n't found him yet , i 'm not sure they ever will . oh , i know , precious . i 'm sorry . i know you have a thing for luis . but you got good taste , precious . luis is delish , mr . yum - yum and then some . you know , if i were younger -- a little bit younger -- i 'd go after him , and i 'd get him , too . oh , yes , i would . boy , in my day , oh , i could n't keep the fellows away . they all wanted me . and most of them had me . oh ! man : yo ! hey ! [ cheers ] second man : hey , man . third man : goodo o see you . fourth man : what 's up , man ? first man : good to see you . mrs. wallace : hey , hey , hey , hey , hey , hey ! whoo ! who 's ready for some afternoon delight ? [ cheers ] mrs. wallace : i thought so . give that to mama . man : whoo ! mrs. wallace : ok , now , who wants to boogie first ? [ cheers ] mrs. wallace : ok , boys , calm down . edna has enough to go around for everybody . [ cheers ] mrs. wallace : whoo ! oh . i was n't anything like beth . i never had to resort to the insanity that she has unleashed to try and get luis . no . if bethie -- oh , if bethie had just been a little bit more like me , sheridan would n't have stood a chance . sam : anything ? hank : no . you ? sam : what about antonio ? hank : i have n't seen him . sam : damn it . i hope he does n't come up missing like luis . let 's check over here . come on . sheridan : i just do n't see anyone . do you ? pilar : no . and the waves keep getting bigger . john : mom , it 'll be all right . everyone 's going to make it out -- even luis . pilar : both my sons ? dios mio , por favor , protege mis hijos . sheridan : my baby . my poor byby is out there somewhere in the dark , cold water . and luis and antonio . oh , please , god , let them all be all right . beth 's voice : come on , luis . you have to be ok . ivy : oh , please , god , let all the summers that sam spent on the water give him the wisdom and the knowledge to bring luis back safe and sound . sam : anything ? hank : i did n't see either of them . antonio : guys , over here ! i found luis ! sam : oh , thank god ! hank : i just hope it 's not too late . sheridan : luis ! antonio found luis ! pilar : oh , thank god ! grace : our prayers have been answered . beth 's voice : please , luis , you have to be ok . you just have to be . sheridan : come back to me , luis . please come back to me . `` hold on , i 'm comin ' `` playing ] whitney : what 's more important to you , chad , syd 's contract or our lives , huh ? fox : ok . i think everybody can chill out a little bit . i 'm sure there 's an explanation . look , whitney , chad does n't even know what he 's saying right now , ok ? there 's no way that he 'd put more importance on syd 's contract than on your life . i mean , he loves you . is n't that right , chad ? chad : fox , look , you just stay out of this , ok ? you 're making things worse . whitney : oh , no , chad , you 've done that all by yourself . you know , it 's obvious to me now that syd is more important to you than i ever was . hank : antonio , where are you ? antonio : over here ! i have luis over here ! sam : i just hope we can get to luis and antoniinin time ! ivy : please , god , cing all of the men back safely . sheridan : my baby . what about my baby ? beth 's voice : your baby is at home with his grandma edna and auntie precious , but you 'll never know that . you 'll end up thinking he 's as dead as charlie . pilar : por favor , dios mio , bring my sons safely back to me , and the men that are risking their lives to save them . please . antonio : hurry up ! i 'm about to lose him ! sam : we 've got you ! hank : we got you and luis both ! come on , luis ! ivy : i ca n't see anything . can you ? grace : no , and i ca n't hear anything , either . ivy : you 're right . beth 's voice : they have to save luis . they have to . i did not go to all of this trouble to be a single mother . sheridan : i think i see something . pilar : it 's them ! sheridan : yes ! officer : all right , let 's hoist that man out of the water . prepare to give luis c.p.r . if it 's not too late already . diver : got it . sheridan : no . please , god . luis . luis ! pilar : thank god ! beth : `` thank god `` is right . diver : he 's not breathing . sheridan : oh , god . please , you have to save him ! please ! diver : one , two , three , four , five . sheridan : luis , you ca n't die . luis , you ca n't leave me ! please , you have to be all right ! diver : one , two three -- ç ñ ] ñn ? y ? ylqxc whitney : wow . syd is obviously more important to you than i ever realized . you seem more concerned about losing her stupid contract than the fact that puff dog almost killed us all tonight . chad : whitney , look , all right , it 's not what i meant . whitney : unless maybe it 's not just syd 's contract that you 're really upset about , right ? chad : and what are you saying ? whitney : maybe you 're really upset about losing syd herself . maybe that 's what this was all about . huh ? and you know what ? i got to get out of here . fox , would you mind , please , taking me back to the hospital ? chad : no , no , i 'll take you . whitney : no , chad , i do n't really want to be around you right now . ok ? can we just go , please ? fox : yeah . yeah , let 's go . diver : one , two , three , four -- mrs . wallace : thank you , angels ! thank you for finding luis ! now , please , just save him , ok ? and if you can dredge up charlie , that would be perfect , too . weobi mean , look , if they did pull luis out of the water , i do n't see why they ca n't pull charlie out of the water , too . i mean , there 's a chance that she survived . and i , for one , have all my fingers crossed that she did because charlie horse is the only one who could tell luis everything that beth has done . and then -- then luis and sheridan are finally going to be reunited with their baby . and beth will be done for . [ mrs. wallace blows raspberry ] mrs. wallace : right ? sheridan : luis , please be ok . diver : two , three , four , five . sheridan : please , please . diver : one , two , three , four , five . hank : you ok , antonio ? ci antonio : yeah . i 'm just trying to stay warm and catch my breath . it 's the roughest i 've ever seen it out there . grace : where 's david ? i anan , everyone came ashore but him . hank , have you seen david ? hank : david ? come to think of it , no , i haven't . grace : oh , no . hank : i mean , he was right behind us when we brought luis back to shore . i just assumed he made it back . grace : oh , my god . you know , he must still be out in that water . we have got to find david . ivy : david ca n't drown . i need him to take grace away from harmony . hank : we 've got another man missing -- david hastings . he never made it back to shore with the rest of us . grace : please , you 've got to find him . it 's david . i ca n't lose him . i ca n't lose my husband . ivy : i wonder where sam 's gog g to take me on our honeymoon . sheridan : luis , please , you have to be all right . [ luis coughs ] sheridan : oh ! diver : it looks like he 's going to be all right . sheridan : oh , thank god ! oh , luis , you 're all right . oh , thank god you did n't leave me . beth : damn you , sheridan . i 'm the one that should be holding luis , not you . pilar : antonio . mijo , thank god you 're all right and that you saved luis . i -- i was so afraid when you went in after your brother , so afraid that i would lose you both . oh , god . antonio : maybe i should have been the one that had been lost . pilar : why would you say such a thing ? sheridan : we 've been looking for our baby , and we are so tired . beth : i 'll help you find your baby -- not . grace : please , my husband is out there . you have to help him . ivy : you 're driving sam away , grace . you 're driving him right into my arms .
grace is frantic because she is thinking of her marriage and all their problems . she ponders what to do and how to get things back to the way they were . whitney stand by her decision and tells chad that she believes fox is a hero for what he did . fox meanwhile is delighted by his love is sticking up for him and having relationship troubles . beth panics about all that is going on and attempts murder so she can have what she 's always wanted . antonio proves that he really cares for sheridan after he hears some heartbreaking news . more search teams look all over for the baby , charlie , and luis who has also gone missing .
paloma : noah , what are you doing here ? noah : who hit you ? wait , was it spike ? i 'm going to kill him . jessica : no ! there 's been too much killing . noah : what happened ? what -- ok , what did she do ? [ scene_break ] fox : ah , lovely , beautiful , smart , great dancer . how did i get so lucky , huh ? oh , we 'd better get a move on . go get your stuff . kay : where are we going ? fox : well , it could be that a beautiful assistant of mine who helped me nail the singapore project deserves another surprise . go . go get your stuff . ok , so good night , mother . we 're leaving . ivy : get to bed early . fox : oh , yeah , that 's the plan . waiter : i love waiting on couples in love . they always tip big . based on this , i 'd say those two will be together forever . ivy : oh , not if i have anything to say about it . [ scene_break ] gwen : how 's he doing ? is there any improvement ? patty : it 's hard to say . dr. russell 's consulting with several specialists . i 'm sure she 'll have an update for you soon . i 'll check in on him later . gwen : did you see the look on her face ? she 's scared for him . rebecca : we all are , sweetheart . gwen : this is just so senseless . this should not be happening . i mean , damn theresa . i hope she rots in hell for what she 's done to my husband . [ scene_break ] theresa : hi , sweet angel . how are you doing ? nanny : she 's perfect . are you all right ? i could n't help but hear you and mr. crane in bed . theresa : oh , i 'm fine , thanks . nanny : that does n't look like `` fine `` to me . theresa : you know , it 's actually best if i -- if i do n't talk about it . i just want to say good night to my daughter . nanny : if you say so . i 'll be back in a few minutes . theresa : ok . theresa : ok . all right , baby . you have to get your rest , because we want you at your best when your daddy wakes up and he asks for you . if your daddy wakes up . god , ethan , i am so sorry . you were not supposed to have the poisoned guacamole . it was meant for alistair . i never meant to hurt you . what have i done ? theresa : yes , hi . i was calling about one of your patients , please -- ethan winthrop . and who are you tr -- [ phone rings ] gwen : who 's that calling here ? ethan needs his rest . rebecca : honey , more rest is the last thing he needs . gwen : hello ? theresa : who 's this ? gwen : theresa ? oh , you have some nerve calling here . you listen to me , you stay away from my husband , you sick bitch . [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , thank god you answered . where are you ? chris : i 'm on the train . why ? sheridan : oh , my god , ok , you 're in danger . the mob is on to you . you 've got to get off the train . hide , do whatever it takes to protect yourself and james . chris : what did you say ? sheridan ? sheridan , are you still there ? man : the feds took down a lot of hit men sent to snuff out this guy . i 'm the best . and i 'll deliver in five , four , three -- sheridan : chris , the mob knows where you are . get off the train . get off now ! [ gunshot ] sheridan : chris ! chris , chris ! sheridan : chris ! chris , who 's shooting ? answer me ! [ scene_break ] ivy : excuse me , waiter . waiter : yes , ma'am ? ivy : is mr. bennett still on the telephone ? waiter : yes . ivy : i ca n't wait , so would you please tell him that i was called away and i will meet him later at the blue note ? waiter : of course . ivy : thank you . [ phone rings ] valerie : hello ? ivy : valerie , it 's me , ivy winthrop . valerie : i 'm at the office . i ca n't talk to you here . i 'll call you from home . ivy : no , please stay there . i am on my way to crane industries . valerie : why ? we 're not supposed to be seen together . ivy : we are going to have a nice little talk about my son and kay bennett . [ scene_break ] fox : almost there . kay : oh , stop it . let me look . what -- fox : i will let you look as soon as you say the magic word . kay : gim me , gim me , gim me ? fox : that 's not the magic word . kay : please , please , please ? fox : there it is . kay : oh , my god , it 's gorgeous . fox : yeah ? kay : you did this for me ? fox : well , who else would i do it for , you nut ? of course i did it for you . kay : a -- i do n't know what to say . fox : yeah ? kay : oh , fox . fox : well , do n't cry , do n't cry . it 's supposed to be a celebration . kay : of what ? fox : well , of us , you know ? i mean , personally , i think the town should have thrown us a parade in our honor , you know , but i got to thinking about it , i do n't think the town council will go for that , so i decided to do this instead as a way to thank you . kay : for what ? fox : `` for what ? `` well , for a lot of things , really , you know ? for the thrill i get when i see your face and for the feeling that i get when i think about you and making love and the way it feels to hold you in my arms , knowing that you 're safe . and let 's not forget the success on the singapore project , which i could n't have done without you . all your patience , all your love , all your understanding . i feel like i owe it all to you . i know i owe it all to you . [ scene_break ] gwen : theresa , what more could you possibly do to me ? rebecca : of all the nerve . theresa : i 'm very sorry . gwen : you know what , i do n't want your damn apology . my husband is lying there hooked up to a machine that has to breathe for him because of you . you know , you say how much you love him , but all you do is hurt him over and over and over again . now , you listen to me , you stay the hell away from my husband . i do not ever want to see you in this hospital again unless you 're lying dead in the morgue . oh . sweetheart , do n't you worry , she 's never , ever going to bother us ever again . mother , look . he moved his eyes a little bit ! rebecca : oh , if you say so . gwen : oh , baby , come back to me , please , please ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : chris , speak to me ! what happened ? was that gunfire ? chris , answer me ! what 's going on ? man : who 's shooting ? oh , my -- sheridan : chris ! chris ! man : hello ? sheridan : chris ! man : no , no , it 's not . it 's ray . i 'm the porter . sheridan : where 's chris ? put him back on the phone . ray : i ca n't do that , ma'am . if this is chris i 'm looking at , i think he 's dead . [ scene_break ] noah : jessica , what happened ? my god , look at you . you look awful . jessica : yeah , i ca n't help that . i 've been bad . i did it . paloma : noah , do n't listen to her . she 's taken drugs again . simone : yeah , she went back to spike . noah : that 's what my dad thought . you know , she snuck out and my dad 's been leaving messages on her cell phone for hours . simone : well , how did you even know to come here ? noah : i did n't . i was cruising around looking for jessica , and then i saw your car outside this dump , so i figured , you know , i 'd take a chance . all right , ok , come on , jessica , let 's get out of here . come here , put your arm down . simone : sorry . jessica : oh , are we going to party ? simone : she 'd better keep her big mouth shut . paloma : what if she 's the killer ? simone : oh , please , i do n't want to hear it . i ca n't even think about that right now . noah : oh , hey , hey . all right . look , we 're almost there , ok ? jessica : no ! i do n't want to go with you . noah : look , all right , can you guys take her out to the parking lot ? i 'll bring my car around , ok ? simone : come on , jess . spike : i should have known . and how 'd you two skanks get free ? and what the hell do you think you 're doing ? bennett to the rescue again , huh ? noah : you 're lucky i do n't kill you , you sick bastard ! all right , get out of here , all right ? i 'm going to take my sister home ! spike : she ai n't going anywhere ! jessica belongs to me , big guy . huh ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , my god . no , no , he ca n't be dead . ray : sorry , lady . i heard gunshots , i ran in here . i got three bodies down . sheridan : three ? no , not james , too . man : once i verify the kill , i 'm going to make one mob family very happy . sheridan : please , you 've got check them out . maybe they 're just injured . ray : lady , i 'm -- i 'm not touching no dead bodies . sheridan : please , they might need help ! ray : ok . chris : stop that . shut up . ray : it 's a miracle . chris : act like we 're dead . ray : what 's going on ? ryan : do n't look down at us . no time now . i 'm f.b.i . listen up -- there 's a shooter out there and he 's probably watching your every move . he thinks he 's killed us , and it 's your job to keep him believing that . we 're going to play possum right here . you run off and yell , act like you 're calling for medical help . ray : i do n't know . i ai n't been on the stage since the sixth - grade christmas pageant . ryan : focus . we 've got to convince whoever shot at the compartment that we 're dead , got it ? come on , do your stuff . act like you 're horrified . ray : help ! help ! like that ? ryan : just go ! ray : help , help , help ! help ! chris : sheridan , are you still there ? sheridan : oh , thank god you 're all right . how 's james ? chris : he 's fine , but someone is trying to kill us . you were right . your phone call saved our lives . ryan : this is agent burns aboard the boston special at the harmony train station . someone 's shooting at us . i want the station swept . be on your guard . the shooter could still be out there . sheridan : look , i 'll be there in two minutes . chris : no , sheridan , stay away . sheridan : there 's no way i am staying away . ray : help ! help ! help ! help ! man : hey , hey , hey , what 's up ? ray : i ca n't say . it 's a police matter . man : well , it 's all right . i 'm f.b.i . ray : oh , thank goodness . did you hear those gunshots ? man : yes . i mean , was anybody hurt ? ray : no , no , but your friends are pretending to be dead just in case there 's still a bad guy around . i have to pretend i 'm calling for help , like this -- help ! man : nice job . i 'll take it from here . you go back to the porter 's compartment , you lock yourself in until you hear the all clear . got it ? ray : yeah . man : good . ray : should n't i call the police ? man : no . i mean , no . ray : no ? man : no , it 's all right . they 're already on their way . thank you for your help , sir . ray : i 'm just glad you got it under control . i should have listened to florence and stayed in bed tonight . man : yeah . ray : yeah . man : bad move , chris . you should have died the first time . now you 've made me mad . sheridan : hang in there , guys . i 'm coming . [ james whimpers ] ryan : ca n't you keep him quiet ? chris : he just got hit by a car . he 's injured and he 's scared . hush , james . everything 's going to be ok , boy . ryan : all right , keep low . as soon as my backup arrives , we 'll get you out of here safe and sound . man : you 'll have a lot more to cry about soon . kid , your daddy 's about to die . [ scene_break ] kay : ok , thanks , tabitha . all right , well , give her a hug for me . ok . bye . well , maria 's happy as a clam . tabitha 's giving her and endora a bubble bath . fox : yeah ? kay : yeah . fox : good , so our romantic evening for two is a go . whoa , do n't . we got to toast before -- kay : oh , sorry . fox : before we drink , yeah . kay : wow ! to us . fox : well , i can do better than that . i was thinking more like to you , actually . everything i am and everything i have today is because of you . kay : fox , that 's not true . fox : no , it is true . it 's very true . ahem . see , after -- after that stunt that whitney pulled with the baby and -- well , you read the papers . you know what happened . anyway , you know , after all that , i just -- i thought i was done with love for good , you know ? and -- and then you came along and it felt like you washed the world clean , you know ? you taught me what was really important in life , and that 's work and a family , right , and the love of a good woman . and that 's what i want . so thank you . and i do n't know what you did to me . i mean , maybe it 's magic or something , but -- kay : no , no , it 's not magic . it 's not magic , it 's love . fox : love . ok . well , whatever it is , thank you , because my life is so close to perfect , it 's almost ridiculous . i mean , the only thing that i really think about now is my lousy relationship with my mom , but i 'm really working on that , you know ? i mean , we get along on the surface , sure . i think we both agree , though , that it 's more of an armed truce than anything else , you know ? actually , i should probably be counting my blessings because she 's a lot harder on fancy than she is on me , i 'll tell you that for sure . kay : do we have to talk about your mom ? fox : no . i think you , me , and my mom should go out for dinner , you know , smooth things over . kay : yeah , i 'll charm the pants off her . fox : yeah ? kay : yeah . fox : yeah . ooh , speaking of pants , i was -- kay : uh - oh . fox : what ? kay : i knew there was a catch in there somewhere . fox : there 's no catch . no , no , no . no , i just had an idea i wanted to run by you , that 's all . kay : what ? fox : well , you know , i thought maybe -- kay : oh . [ scene_break ] valerie : you should n't be here . if people see the two of us together , they 're going to get suspicious . ivy : well , this is important . valerie : all right , ivy , what is it ? ivy : i am the one who should be asking the questions , valerie . i have warned you and warned you about kay bennett . she 's a direct threat to your success here , and yet what do you do ? nothing ! i just came from the seascape , where my son and that conniving tramp were celebrating his success on alistair 's project . it was nauseating . valerie : i ca n't second - guess alistair . chad 's project was extremely good as well . ivy : well , not good enough . valerie : ivy , what is it that you want from me ? you pretend to be my friend , that you 're worried about me , but fox is your son . you 'd think you 'd be pleased that his project won . ivy : well , i 'm not . valerie : do n't expect me to believe that you want chad to win top spot here at crane industries . i 'm not that stupid . now , if you want this little alliance to continue , you need to tell me what you really want . ivy : i want that bitch kay bennett out of my son 's life for good . [ scene_break ] gwen : i told the switchboard not to put any more calls through to here . they said they let theresa through by accident , and i certainly do n't want that to happen again . rebecca : no , honey , in fact , i have an idea . why do n't you have some of this ? it 'll cheer you right up . gwen : mother , the last thing i want right now is a drink . rebecca : ok , ok , i was just -- oh , my god , i have an idea . oh . now , how does this doohickey thing work ? gwen : mother , stop . you know you 're not going to put booze in his i.v . come on . rebecca : well , honey , what ? i 'm just trying to help , all right , you know ? i mean , bourbon always just perks me right up . gwen : i mean , you know she 's going to try to come here again . you think the hospital would post a guard for me ? rebecca : honey , do n't get yourself all worked up over it , all right ? it 's just going to make things worse for you . i mean , threatening theresa is like yelling at the wind . you know she 's trying to figure out some way to get in to see her precious ethan and she 's trying to figure out some way to get herself into this very room . gwen : i tell you what , if i see her in this hospital ever again , i swear to god i 'm going to kill her . [ scene_break ] theresa : mommy 's not getting very far , sweetheart . she just wants to find out how your daddy is doing . patty : harmony hospital , i.c.u . theresa : yes , hello . this is mrs. alistair crane calling . i 'd like some information on one of your patients , please -- mr. ethan winthrop . patty : i 'm sorry , but we only give out info on his condition to his immediate family . that 's a special number . theresa : and may i have that special number , please ? patty : if you were immediate family , you 'd have the number . theresa : no , do n't hang up , please . this is mrs. alistair -- theresa : well . no one wants to talk to your mommy about your daddy , sweetheart . so i guess when the nanny gets back , mommy 's going to go to the hospital to find out about ethan herself . ok ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : i have to get to the station to find chris and james . i have to make sure that they 're safe . ryan : one of my men found shell casings . it must have been the spot from where the gunman fired the shots . he 's long gone . chris : well , find him ! my son needs protection . ryan : we 're working on it . chris : not good enough , man . where can this guy be ? man : peek - a - boo , chris . i 'm right here . uh - uh . do n't be stupid . took a while , chris -- or greg or whatever you 're calling yourself these days -- but i finally caught up to you . you know what happens when you rat on the family ? get ready to die . sheridan : why are n't there any police ? where are they ? man : sweet dreams . [ scene_break ] fox : you know what ? you should have seen chad 's face when alistair announced that i had beaten him on the singapore project . i mean -- kay : he was upset ? fox : yeah . yeah . and that 's putting it mildly , you know ? suffice it to say that i 'm probably off the guy 's christmas card list , you know ? i got to admit , when alistair announced to everyone that we had been cut off , i was a little worried about that , you know , because i was n't sure if i could succeed at crane industries without a safety net to back me up . kay : i did . fox : yeah ? kay : mm - hmm . fox : it 's strange , i do n't know why that evil old man 's approval is so important to me , but for some reason it is . anyway , right now i feel like no one or nothing can stop me from succeeding at crane industries -- kay : wow . fox : so i 'm all set . [ scene_break ] valerie : that 's your main motive ? to break up fox and kay ? why ? they 're in love . you 'll only hurt your own son if you do that . ivy : oh , he can take it . and better a little hurt now than a lot of hurt later on . valerie : what could she do to him ? ivy : my son ethan is near death in an i.c.u . room because of a woman , and kay is a schemer just like theresa . i will not let anything like that happen to fox . valerie : ok , so how am i supposed to break them up ? ivy : by doing what i have been asking you to do for months . damage fox 's work here so it looks like kay is to blame . valerie : you have got ice water in your veins , lady . this job is fox 's whole life . if i purposely screw up his work , he 'll get hurt , too . ivy : oh , briefly , briefly perhaps . but if it looks like kay is to blame , she will be out of here and out of his life . he 'll get back on track , he 'll rebound . he 'll overtake chad and he 'll run this place , and maybe alistair will even reinstate him in the will . who knows . but nothing good will happen for fox with kay hanging around his neck like a millstone . valerie : you forget i want chad to run this place . ivy : do you , valerie ? do you really ? or do you just want to get to the top ? valerie : i wo n't agree to anything you say until you answer a question . what 's in it for me ? ivy : we need to have a little chat . [ scene_break ] theresa 's voice : oh , god . if ethan wakes up and sees those two , the shock is going to kill him . patty : you ca n't be here . visiting hours are long over . you 'll have to go . theresa : oh , yeah , of course . i was -- i was just going . patty : thank you . theresa : so how do i get in to see ethan without anyone seeing me ? theresa : you must have been reading my mind . [ scene_break ] noah : back off , all right ? i 'm taking my sister home ! spike : man , ca n't you think of a new line ? i 'm tired of you and your whiny pals over there . jessica is my property . i 've invested big in her . noah : she is nobody 's property , ok ? she 's coming home with me ! jessica : noah , watch out ! no more violence or i 'll kill you , too ! [ scene_break ] sheridan : where are chris and james ? man : i ca n't wait to tell the family that i 've killed you . they 'll make sure i 'm set for life . chris : look , whatever you do , just leave my son out of it . let him go , ok ? man : he 's the least of your worries . who knows , maybe when you 're dead , i 'll take him to meet the family . they start training him now , he might grow up to be a great killer , just like me . no , no , no , no . none of that . ok . enough conversation . say your prayers , pal . you 're fish food . sheridan : no ! [ scene_break ] fox : more champagne ? kay : no . fox : no ? strawberry ? kay : no . all i want is you . fox : well , i was hoping you 'd say that . kay : you know , i was -- never mind , never mind . fox : well , what ? what is it ? kay : nothing . it 's not important . fox : sure , it 's important . what is it ? what ? kay : it 's just something that -- i do n't know . i 'm just warning you , it 's kind of personal . fox : really ? kay : mm - hmm . fox : ok , well , what is it ? kay : it 's just something that i 've wanted to ask you for a really long time . fox : well , it 's ok . ask me . kay : are you ticklish ? ha ! fox : i 'm not ticklish . are you ticklish ? kay : ah ! yes , i am ! what are you doing ? fox : right now ? kay : yeah . fox : i 'm burning this memory into my brain because i never want to forget it because it 's perfect . kay : ok , you 're going to make me cry again . fox : i never felt like this before . you make me better than -- than i ever thought i could be . kay : ok , just kiss me . [ scene_break ] ivy : everyone knows you 're throwing yourself at chad . what a waste of time . the man is in love with his sister . he 's taking care of their child while she 's away at a convent . valerie : exactly . he 'll realize they ca n't be together and then turn to me . ivy : well , that would be sweet , would n't it ? but men are n't like that . whitney has become unattainable , and men find that fascinating . chad could spend years pining away for whitney , while you -- you make sure that the dry - cleaning is picked up and little miles make his pediatrician 's appointments . valerie : you make it sound like he 's using me . ivy : well , you said it , dear , not me . look , you are a bright young woman and we both know you 're ambitious . if you 're going to catch a crane , why not try for the one who 's soon to be out of an ill - fated relationship ? valerie : fox ? ivy : bravo . valerie : you do n't even know me . why would you want me for your son ? ivy : because you 're not kay , and that is 99 % of the game . ok , look , i ca n't promise you fox . he does have his own mind . but if he should respond to you , i would n't interfere , provided -- valerie : what ? ivy : that if you should link up with my son , you will treat him like a prince . i will not allow another woman to mistreat him ever again . and if you should do that , then i would have to bury you so deep you would never see daylight again . clear ? great . so let 's go ruin some of fox 's work . valerie : we only have to ruin one project , but for me to do that , i need to get into his computer and i do n't know his password . ivy : well , ca n't you just do some computer magic and get past the password ? valerie : no , not on this system . it 's the password or we 're stuck . [ scene_break ] nurse : oh , could you restock room 926 ? the patient had an accident and all the soap and paper towels are gone . rebecca : so , how do they feed him ? gwen : he has a feeding tube . it goes right to his stomach . rebecca : ew . that does not sound fun at all . oh . i have it . you know , i am going to make him some of my world - famous eggnog . i mean , that would bring anybody back from the dead . gwen : ethan 's not going to have any booze , come on . theresa : when are those two going to leave so i can get in and see ethan ? rebecca : honey , you seem stressed . let 's just take a break . gwen : i 'm not leaving him . rebecca : well , look , we could go down to that dreary little cafeteria . i mean , do you think they 've opened a cozy little bar in there yet ? gwen : i 'm not hungry . rebecca : honey , you need to keep your strength up . maybe they have some vegetable soup . theresa : finally , i get to see ethan . [ scene_break ] chris : james ? are you ok ? james : yes . sheridan : come on , honey . chris : you all right , sheridan ? sheridan : i 'm fine , but he got away . ryan : the hit man 's on the move . he was here in the compartment and he just ran off . get this train moving ! man : negative . there may be other assassins on the train . get your charges to the conference room on the platform level . it 's secure . ryan : let 's go . sheridan : no , we ca n't go out there . what if he starts shooting again ? ryan : we 've got to risk it . chris : i 'm not going anywhere until i get a gun to defend myself ! ryan : that 's not necessary ! chris : take it or leave it ! i 'm not budging until i get a gun ! ryan : stay alert , follow me straight to the safe room . chris : come on . ryan : we 're safe . sheridan : for the moment . you were almost killed . ryan : it 's over now . all we got to do is wait here until we get an all clear . man : are you in the room yet ? ryan : yes . man : it 's a nice room , is n't it ? ryan : huh ? man : i saw it earlier . high windows , one door . it 's a beautiful place -- to die . sheridan : oh , no . chris : who is this ? man : it 's your family friend , chris -- the one who 's going to kill you . ryan : damn it . man : it 's a nice phone , but expensive . i had to kill someone to get it . take a good look around you . you 'll never leave that room alive . sheridan : we 're trapped . [ scene_break ] noah : you done , creep ? paloma : that was amazing ! simone : nice work , noah . noah : let 's get out of here now . come on . spike : you just do n't get it . she stays with me , and you three blew it and i 'm sick of your interference . now , which one of you wants to die first , hmm ? [ scene_break ] kay : i love you . i really love you . fox : well , we 're going to love each other forever . what a great night , huh ? i got the woman that i love , i got a great career . no one 's ever going to take it away from me . [ scene_break ] valerie : when people pick passwords , it 's usually words or numbers that are important to them . i mean , just give me some ideas . ivy : well , try `` mother . `` valerie : no . ivy : i figured . how about his birthday ? it 's -- valerie : i know what it is . nope . ivy : try `` kay bennett . `` valerie : how about her birthday ? ivy : i do n't know what her birthday is . valerie : well , is n't there something personal you can think of , something that 's important to fox ? ivy : well , there 's -- oh , no . ok , ok , it 's worth a try . when fox got his first computer , alistair had bill gates himself come over and program it . he was very secretive about his password . valerie : what was it ? ivy : it was the name of fox 's first pony . oh , he adored that pony . it was so cute . valerie : its name . ivy : alberton star . valerie : bingo . we 're in . ivy : oh , kay bennett , you are so out of here . after tonight , fox will never even speak to you again . i just have to make sure fox does n't find out what i did . [ scene_break ] rebecca : and do n't worry , honey , we will come right back here , because you know that maniacal little shrew is going to try to force her way back into the hospital . excuse me . cleaning lady , could you please move this stuff ? i mean , i could have fallen and hurt myself . theresa : [ disguised voice ] oh , yes , i so sorry . i be more careful . we do n't want any old people falling and breaking their hips . gwen : oh , let 's just go . theresa : [ normal voice ] oh , god . rebecca : that cleaning lady was so rude . i swear , service people have no manners anymore . gwen : wait a second . that cleaning lady -- [ scene_break ] sheridan : he 's right . we ca n't go out the windows , and there 's only one door . what do we do ? ryan : do n't give up yet . sheridan : give up ? we have to fight to save james . ryan : let 's hope it does n't come to that . chris : sit down , little boy . this is not going to happen . you ca n't have us . sheridan : oh ! man : i can have whatever i like . chris : let her go . it 's me you want . man : that was before you made me lose my temper . taking you out before is n't good enough anymore , my friend . sheridan crane is going to die , too . [ next_on ] valerie : i insert a virus into the shared files . the electronic trail will lead back to one person -- kay bennett . fancy : i ca n't get rid of this feeling that noah bennett is in real danger . spike : now you 're going to die , noah ! ryan : get down !
gwen and rebecca continue to keep watch over ethan , although rebecca is growing tired of sitting in the hospital room . gwen is infuriated when theresa calls and they put her through to the room to ask how he 's doing . unable to get any information on the phone , theresa decides to go and wait for a chance to go in and see for herself . rebecca talks gwen into going to eat something , and theresa , dressed like a housekeeper , goes in as they leave . gwen feels there 's something suspicious about the lady , though , and heads back to the room to see what 's up . simone and paloma have jessica and try to take her home , but she is still drugged up and feeling like a bad person , so she balks . noah finds them and is about to take her home himself when spike shows up , and the fight is on . spike seemed to have the upper hand for the moment .
sheridan : dear god , what 's wrong with him ? paloma : it 's like he 's in a trance . chris : can somebody tell me what 's going on here ? luis : fancy , i 'm on my way ! i 'll be there . chris : is he dreaming ? paloma : that 's what i thought at first , but now that he has opened his eyes ... chris : well , he seems delirious , like he 's hallucinating . sheridan : oh no , what have i done ? paloma : let me try to wake him up . luis , luis , it 's me , paloma . talk to me . luis : fancy ! fancy , can you hear me ? i 'm here . fancy : it 's so dark . you have to hurry before i die . luis : oh , no , do n't give up . i 'm on my way . [ scene_break ] fancy 's voice : luis . [ scene_break ] kay : hey , i was coming out here to look for you . i could n't find you anywhere in the house . so i thought maybe -- i -- i hate that you are so angry with me . and i do n't blame you . i -- i do n't blame anyone for never wanting to talk to me again . but can we just talk for a minute ? miguel : of course . i actually wanted to talk to you . [ scene_break ] theresa : ethan , ethan , over here ! oh , god . i 've got j.t . cornell . ethan , he 's in the storage room . he 's going to tell you the truth about gwen . gwen : j.t . , please , please , just get out of here . get out of here , and do n't come back . j.t . : yeah , yeah -- one problem . that chair . theresa : i 've got to get his attention . rebecca : excuse me , excuse me . what -- oh , you 're -- you 're still . ethan : yeah , yeah , i 'm actually looking for your daughter . rebecca : oh , well , uh , gwen 's not here . see , she -- she went home . she took a cab . she told me to have you meet her ethan : why would she do that ? rebecca : well you know , she said something about not standing theresa 's antics . and , you know , i -- she said she thought she was coming down with one of her migraines . ethan : i 've been here the whole time . i would have seen her leave . rebecca : well , not if she went out the back way . ethan : what about theresa ? rebecca : well , it 's the funniest thing . i mean , she 's not here either . so gwen could 've stayed after all . ethan : okay , i 'll head home . rebecca : good idea . ok , by the time he gets home and finds out that gwen 's not there , i 'll have taken care of j.t . ethan : i left my car keys on the bar . theresa : ethan ? ethan ! ethan : i swear that 's theresa . where is she though ? rebecca : oh , my god . i 've got ta warn gwen . theresa : sorry . ethan : there you are . theresa : hi , you did n't hear me . ethan : no , no , what is going on ? rebecca said you went home . theresa : she 's lying because she does n't want you to see j.t .. theresa : ethan , j.t . cornell , he 's here . he 's in the storage room with his guilty as hell accomplice , gwen . theresa : look , look , when you see j.t . and gwen together , you 're finally going to believe me and know i 've been right along . ethan : theresa -- theresa : ethan , it 's time that you found out that your wife is a lying bitch . ethan : whoa ! [ scene_break ] chris : can somebody please tell me how he got this way ? { sheridan 's voice : you need some sleep , luis . it 's for your own good . } chris : i thought luis was out searching for fancy . paloma : yes , he was out there for hours . he just came back to check up on us . sheridan : this is all my fault . luis looked like such a wreck when he came back to the cottage that i -- i put a sleeping pill in his coffee . chris : without him knowing ? sheridan : he was so exhausted . i was afraid that he would put himself in danger if he went back out on the street without any rest and it worked at first . paloma : well , he is n't sleeping anymore . i do n't know where my brother is , but it 's not dreamland . luis ? luis , wake up . talk to me . fancy : hurry , luis , i 'm so cold . i ca n't hold on much longer . luis : do n't give up , fancy . i hear you . [ scene_break ] kay : sorry . miguel : sorry . kay : go ahead . miguel : no , please , you first . what is it ? kay : it 's just that -- i talked to my mom . miguel : how did that go ? kay : it was horrible , at first . but then , uh , then we kept talking . and , um , it got pretty real . miguel : what did she say ? kay : well , she read me the riot act at first . but then i explained to her , you know , everything i was going through back then . and -- and she understood . miguel : what did you tell her ? kay : i -- i told her the same thing i told you . how hurt and -- and angry i was that she always sided with charity over me when it came to you . she knew that i had loved you for years . miguel : you told her that ? kay : yeah , and she said she does n't hate me . i mean , of course she 's upset with me , but she -- she does n't hate me . miguel : you must be very relieved . kay : yeah , and she said that she loves me . and she wanted me to tell you that she forgives me . [ scene_break ] ethan : theresa , theresa , hey , hey , you -- you 're yanking my arm out of the socket . why are you doing this ? theresa : because of j.t . cornell , ethan . he 's here . ethan : wait , he 's here at the blue note theresa : yes , he is in the storage room . he 's going to tell you the truth that it was gwen and rebecca who sent the information to the tabloid about your paternity . and what is better , he 's got proof . ethan : theresa -- theresa : did you mean it when you said that you would come back to me if i could find the proof ? ethan : i meant that . theresa : you did , really ? ethan : yeah . theresa : then let 's go . [ scene_break ] gwen : oh , god , what are we going to do if we ca n't get out of here ? rebecca : honey , it 's too late . theresa is dragging ethan in here right now . gwen : he ca n't see me with j.t . what are we gon na do ? rebecca : i do n't know ! i -- ok . i -- i have an idea , but you are not going to like it . gwen : hey , if it keeps ethan from finding out i 've been lying to him , i will like it just fine . what do i have to do ? rebecca : it 's not what you have to do , it 's what i have to do . [ scene_break ] paloma : luis ? luis , wake up . can you hear me ? luis : fancy ? fancy , just hang on , all right ? you 're not a quitter . just hang on . tell me where you are so i can find you . fancy : it 's too dark , and so cold . i 'm scared , luis , i 've never been so scared . please , hurry . [ scene_break ] miguel : well , i 'm glad you and your mom made up . but i 'm not as surprised as you seem to be . kay : you 're not ? miguel : no . of course she forgives you , kay . you 're her daughter , and she loves you very much . and it 's going to take a lot more than what you did to break a bond like that . kay : yeah , maybe so . you know , it really seemed like she started to understand when i told her how -- how hurt i was that she always sided with charity over me . miguel : well , she probably felt bad for charity . i mean , charity lost her mother in that fire . and it was -- it was horrible . kay : yeah , i know . i probably should n't have been so resentful , but i was . i was just so sick and tired of hearing charity 's name . `` poor charity `` this , `` sweet charity `` that . i just , ugh , and i know this sounds so stupid , but when my mom gave her my bedroom that i always wanted , it felt like something broke inside me . and it just kept getting worse after that . my mom kept telling me how you and charity should be together and how i should leave you guys alone . how was i supposed to do that when all i thought about , all i cared about was you . miguel : so , when you lashed out at your mother , it -- it was all because of me ? kay : well , it was n't your fault . but i guess , yeah , in a way . i just -- i loved you so much . it killed me that my own mother did n't support me . and i was just terrified that i was going to lose you that i could n't think straight . it made me do some horrible things that i 'm ashamed of . miguel : so you were trying to hurt your mother the way you felt she hurt you . kay : something like that , i guess , yeah . miguel : i ca n't believe it was all because of me . kay : mm , i do n't know why you 're so surprised by that . i told you how i felt . miguel : i was too caught up in charity to notice it . i could n't hear or see what you were going through . i just did n't get it . my god , things would have been so different if i had . kay : i know , we would ... probably be married right now . miguel : i 'm so sorry . kay : me , too . but that 's water under the bridge now . you ca n't forgive me , can you ? you hate me that much ? [ scene_break ] theresa : oh , god , i never thought this day would come , that you were never going to believe me , that you were -- you were going to go to your grave thinking that i was the one who betrayed you . but now you 're going to know without a shadow of a doubt that it was gwen . your wife and j.t . are inside . ethan : gwen ? [ scene_break ] paloma : sheridan , i do n't like this . why wo n't he come out of it ? chris : how many tablets did you slip into his coffee ? sheridan : not enough to do this . maybe i can get through to him . luis , luis , it 's me . chris ' voice : he 's just having a bad dream . he ca n't be connecting to fancy . she 's dead . luis : fancy , where are you ? can you hear me ? fancy : it 's dark , too dark to see . i -- i ca n't hang on much longer . luis : no , no , no . fancy , you have to hang on . you ca n't give up . can you see anything ? anything at all ? fancy : it 's pitch black here . please do n't let me die in the dark . do n't leave me here , luis . i love you . fancy : luis -- i love you , luis . luis : fancy ! paloma : thank god . sheridan : she 's not here , luis . fancy 's not here . luis : where is she ? damn it , where is she ? [ scene_break ] kay : look , we have a daughter together , ok ? so , you 're always gon na be a part of my life . but just please tell me that every time i walk into a room , i 'm not going to see disgust . miguel : you wo n't . kay : well , you 're just covering up for maria 's sake . and that 's even worse . miguel : that 's not what i meant . kay : ok , so you 're not disgusted . but you 're disappointed in me . and that 's just as bad . miguel : will you be quiet ? just so i can say something ? kay : sorry . miguel : look , i may not like what you did to your parents , kay . but now i understand why you did it . and i 'm not disgusted with you , or even disappointed . and i certainly do n't hate you , kay . kay : you do n't ? miguel : of course not . you 're the mother of my beautiful , precious daughter . kay : thank you so much . you have no idea how much this means to me . i love you so much . miguel : what did you say ? kay : um , look -- miguel : there 's no way i 'm going to let you take that back . are you -- no . kay : no , no , no . i 'm not . i do , i do love you , i do . i love you with my whole heart . miguel : that 's great . you know why ? because i love you , too . [ scene_break ] theresa : well , of course you 're upset to know that you have been married to a liar all these years , but -- ethan : gwen , oh my god . theresa : j.t . was here , ethan . i swear to you , he was here . ethan : oh , god , forget about j.t . what the hell happened to her ? theresa : j.t . ? ethan : gwen , wake up . theresa : j.t . , i know you 're here ! ethan : honey , you all right ? ethan : gwen , come on . theresa : oh , my god . i need you to come out . do n't you hide from me , j.t . ! i need you to talk to ethan . where are you ? oh , my god . [ scene_break ] rebecca : oh , oh , that was a close call . theresa almost saw you with gwennie . j.t . : but she did n't . but we love close calls , do n't we , becky ? rebecca : well , yes , if you 're referring to that time i lost the key to the handcuffs and -- and you could n't free yourself from the bedpost . j.t . : oh , baby , do n't tease me . the night is still young . [ scene_break ] luis : where is fancy ? she was just here . i heard her voice . sheridan : no , no , you did n't . paloma : you were sleeping or something . luis : fancy was here . she was in this room a minute ago . paloma : uh , i 'm sorry , luis , but she was n't . what you think you saw was a dream . luis : no , it was n't . it was real . sheridan : look , just sit back , ok , sit . paloma : you have to give yourself a few minutes to recover your strength . luis : i do n't have time . fancy was begging me to find her before it 's too late . sheridan : luis , it was all in your mind . you 've been on the sofa this whole time . paloma : and none of us heard a thing . luis : i do n't care what you heard . i know i heard fancy 's cry for help . she 's in trouble ! luis : where did that come from ? sheridan : i -- i ca n't imagine . it -- it was n't on you when you came in here . luis : exactly . that 's proof that she was here . she was right in this living room . oh , my god . look at that . look at that ! there 's blood on my hand ! { chris : fancy ? fancy , can you hear me ? if you 're hurt and you can speak , make some noise ! } chris ' voice : what 's going on here ? how could luis have heard fancy calling and where did that dirt come ? fancy : luis ? [ scene_break ] miguel : you know what this means , do n't you ? kay : miguel -- miguel : do n't act like you do n't . you just said you loved me . kay : i know . miguel : and i love you . kay : that 's what my mom wanted me to tell you , too . miguel : and theresa thinks she has the corner on fate . it 's going to happen , kay . kay : what ? miguel : you and me . finally , we can be together despite all the mistakes we 've made . you , me and maria are going to be the family we should have been all along . kay : i figured you did n't want to be in the same room with me after what i did to my parents . miguel : oh , come on , yeah . i mean , if you could forgive me for treating you the way i did with charity , there 's absolutely no way i could hold this against you . kay : yeah , but i was so hurtful to the people that i cared about . miguel : and me chasing after charity after you had my daughter was n't ? come on , kay , i hurt you and maria in a big way . the two most precious people in my life to me . kay : i know . but what i did was horrible . it was horrible . miguel : no , you were angry , scared . kay , you would have never felt that way if i had been here for you . instead , i left you here all alone , raising a daughter with nothing but a few measly checks here and there . it was a lousy showing as a father , kay . but if you give me the chance , i promise i 'll spend the rest of my life making that up to you . kay : i must be dreaming . miguel : not this time , no . fact is , even though i 've known you your entire life , kay , i do n't think i ever really knew you until i came back and let go of my obsession for charity . i mean , it 's been these last few months that i 've gotten to see the person you are deep down . and you 've become the woman i 've always wanted . kay : then you mean that -- miguel : i mean true love does n't evaporate because someone makes a mistake , no matter how big . kay : my mom kind of said the same thing to me tonight . it sort of -- miguel : that 's what real love is . ok , and now that you 've admitted your feelings to me , we can be together -- you , me , and maria . we can raise our daughter as a family . you just have to tell fox you ca n't marry him . kay : no . no . [ scene_break ] ethan : honey , honey , can you hear my voice ? gwen ? theresa : my god , j.t . , he was -- he was here . i mean , i kicked rebecca out and -- and i left him here with gwen . they were here together , i swear . damn it , where 's j.t . ? [ scene_break ] rebecca : whoa , big boy . j.t . : mm - hmm . rebecca : whoo ! now , honey , there is a time and place for everything , and this is not it . j.t . : oh , come on , becky . look where we are -- a dark back alley . we could play mugger and street waif . i want to be street waif , please . rebecca : oh , i know , honey , but not now . j.t . : oh , come on , what ? you told me to forget about theresa 's money so i could work for you and gwen . rebecca : i know , but i promised gwen i 'd get you out of here asap . oh , she 'd just kill me if we stopped to have a quickie . well , that is if she ever wakes up . oh , i hope she 's not mad at me . j.t . : oh , do n't worry about it . what else could you do ? rebecca : i know , but i -- i hope i did n't hurt her . oh , no . what if i killed my little girl ? ethan : oh , god , thank god . gwen : god . ethan : gwen , you ok ? can you sit up ? gwen : my head -- i 'm really dizzy . ethan : you scared the daylights out of me . what happened to you ? theresa : well , j.t . probably hit her over the head , ethan , or -- or she just fell . gwen : oh , oh , that is not what happened , and you know it . ethan : what do you mean ? gwen : she hit me in the head with this piece of wood . theresa : you are a liar . [ scene_break ] luis : oh , oh , my head . i feel so woozy . what happened to me ? sheridan : it 's all my fault . i 'm -- i 'm so sorry . luis : what ? what -- what did you do , sheridan ? sheridan : i was worried about you when you came back to the cottage . you had been out for so many hours . and you were so exhausted , and all you wanted to do was go back out and look for fancy . luis : what did you do ? sheridan : and you were in no shape . i put a sleeping pill in your coffee -- luis : i do n't believe you . sheridan : i 'm sorry . i just wanted you to get some rest before you went back out on there sheridan : i was worried about you , and i just thought i could help luis : well , you know , some really bad judgment call , you might have just helped . 'cause somehow , in whatever state i was in , i was able to connect with fancy . chris : no , that ca n't be . luis : well , i know it sounds crazy , but i heard her voice . she was calling for help . paloma : luis . luis : what ? i know , it sounds ridiculous , but it 's true . she was calling me . what , you believe me , do n't you ? sheridan : me ? luis : out of all the people , you and i , we were able to communicate with each other over miles , continents , even centuries . sheridan : well , i -- i just thought -- luis : what ? sheridan : i just thought that was us . i thought that was something that you and i shared alone . luis : so did i. i guess we were wrong because fancy was calling to me . paloma : well , at least that means she 's still alive , right ? luis : yeah , except that she said it was cold and dark and that death was calling for her . chris ' voice : could she really have called out to him in his stupor ? fancy : oh . [ scene_break ] miguel : what do you mean `` no `` ? we love each other , kay . you have to call off the wedding to fox so we can be together . kay : ok , whoa ! this is going really fast . i came out here thinking that you hated my guts , that you never wanted to speak to me again . miguel : i could never feel that way . kay , i love you . and you just told me you love me . kay : i know , i know , but -- miguel : are -- are you trying to deny it now ? kay : no , no , i 'm not . i -- but fox . miguel , he has been so good to me . kay : i -- i ca n't bear the thought of hurting him . he has stood by me through thick and thin . and even after this whole despicable thing that i did to my parents . he was the only one who stood up for me and he supported me . and you know what ? not to mention all the help that he gave me and maria before you ever came back . miguel : nobody 's denying that , i will always be grateful to fox for taking such good care of you and maria , but this is our lives we are talking about . and not to mention , he 's a crane . kay : what does that have to do with it ? miguel : well , if anyone knows how to cut their losses , it 's a crane , ok ? he is going to have to accept the fact that you chose me over him . kay : ugh , i -- i do n't know . miguel : did n't you tell me that he dated theresa at one point and whitney when she broke up with chad ? he got over them . kay : yeah , but he told me that he has never loved anyone the way he loves me . miguel : and i 've never loved anyone the way i love you . kay : what about charity ? what if she came back ? you left me once before to go be with her . i could n't go through that again . miguel : you have my word . if charity came back , it would n't make a difference . i 'd stay with you . kay : i want to believe you . miguel : do n't believe in me . believe in us . [ scene_break ] rebecca : oh , no , um , now do n't forget our deal , right ? uh , you 're gon na take gwen 's money and a whole lifetime of sexy memories with me and you are going to get out of town and -- and never come back . j.t . : how about just one more for the road ? rebecca : oh , no , no , no , no . i get -- well , may -- no , no , no . but , you know , maybe when you 're far away , i could come visit ? j.t . : oh , i will count the days , sweet lips . [ scene_break ] theresa : she 's lying , ethan . i did n't hit her over the head with anything . in fact , she tried to beat me up earlier . gwen : you attacked me . i was trying to leave the club . theresa dragged me in here like a crazed psychopath . she was punching and screaming at me asking where j.t . was . ethan : is this true ? theresa : no , no . gwen : and when i told her i did n't know where he was , she , like , glazed over . she hit me over the head with that plank . theresa : you are lying , gwen . she is making all of this up because i caught her with j.t . , and she knows how close she is to getting exposed as the treacherous liar that she is . ethan : oh , god , she 's got quite a lump back here , theresa . theresa : i did n't put it there . you know , she probably did it herself . gwen : oh , yeah . ethan : come on , there 's no way she could ever or would have done this to herself , theresa . theresa : ok , well maybe her mother did it , ethan . gwen : do n't be ridiculous . { gwen : get out of here before ethan sees you ! j.t . : where should i go ? rebecca : oh , honey , there 's an alley outside . just wait for me there . gwen : oh , please tell me there 's got ta be another way . rebecca : uh , all right , you got two seconds to think of it . now just -- just close your eyes . gwen : oh my god . rebecca : honey , this is -- this is going to hurt me a lot more than it is going to hurt you . gwen : ugh ! oh , oh . oh my god . rebecca : oh , well , no , no , honey . that was supposed to knock you out . oh , no , i got ta do it again . gwen : do n't -- do n't you dare . i can -- i can pretend that i 'm unconscious , ok ? rebecca : no , no , honey . honey , with theresa on a rampage , this has got to be real . gwen : huh , ugh ! rebecca : oh , oh , i 'm sorry , honey . it 's for a good cause -- your marriage . } gwen : ugh , look -- my -- oh . ethan : take it easy . gwen : my mother is a lot of things . but she would never hurt me . you are the one with the violent streak . theresa : you ca n't possibly believe her , ethan . yes , she and her mother resorted to desperate measures because they knew how close you were to finding out the truth once and for all . gwen : j.t . is n't here . you are not going to convince ethan that he was . theresa : no , he was here , gwen , and you know it . now , you tell me where he is ! tell me , where is j.t . -- ethan : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . gwen : get her away from me ! theresa : tell me . gwen : you 're crazy ! ethan : theresa , stop it ! theresa : tell me , gwen ! [ scene_break ] rebecca : uh , ok , ah , uh , you got ta go . i -- i got ta go check on gwennie . so , uh , go . rebecca : whew , oh , i thought he 'd never leave , whew . j.t . : whoa -- what am i doing ? they want me gone . theresa wants me to stay . there could just be some more bucks squeezed out of this deal , huh ? hmm . [ scene_break ] theresa : so help me god , gwen , you are going to tell me , where the hell is j.t . cornell ? ! ethan : theresa , that 's enough . theresa : no ! gwen : she is crazy ! keep her away from me . ethan : what is wrong with you , huh ? theresa : what is wrong with me ? ethan , she is lying through her teeth because she knows she was 30 seconds away from you finding her with j.t . cornell . i swear to you on my brother 's grave that j.t . was here . rebecca : that is blasphemy . though that 's not the worst of your crimes . theresa : you did this , did n't you , rebecca ? you hit your own daughter over the head and then , somehow , you got j.t . out of here , right ? why do n't you just admit it ? ethan : whoa , hey , there theresa : ethan ! ethan : if you do this again , i 'm going to have to call the police . theresa : they 're making you believe them . it 's not fair . rebecca : honey , are you all right ? gwen : i will be as soon a find j.t . and pay him off and get him out of here . theresa : i swear to you i am telling you the truth . why would i bring you in here if i hit your wife over the head ? ethan : i do n't know ! but j.t . is not here , is he ? theresa : well , he was here , all right ? you know , i 'm gon na find him , ethan . i 'm going to find him , and he is going to prove to you that it was gwen and rebecca who sold you out to the tabloid . it was n't me . gwen : would you shut up about that ? theresa : shut up , gwen . rebecca : you know we should have you arrested for assaulting my gwennie . theresa : please , ethan , tell me you are not buying this . ethan : i told you before . i 'm having a hard time believing that my wife would ever betray me the way you claim that she has . if you had the proof , i 'd have to accept it , but you do n't . and because you do n't , i have to believe my wife , theresa . gwen : j.t . 's gone , right ? you got rid of him ? he 's not coming back ? rebecca : yeah , yeah , he 's -- he 's gone . gwen : ok . j.t . : one million times one million equals -- oh , yeah ! oh , if i play my cards right , i could end up a very wealthy man . huh ! [ scene_break ] fancy 's voice : luis . chris 's voice : could he be hearing her ? could fancy still be alive after that fall ? it 's as if she actually called out to him . sheridan : where are you going ? paloma : you do n't have anything to go on . luis : yes , i do . fancy is in a cold , dark place . she 's obviously hurt . and she 's afraid that she 's gon na die . i 'm going to find the scum who did this to her . i 'm gon na make him pay . [ scene_break ] miguel : do n't throw it away . we love each other , and this kind of love only comes around once in a lifetime . kay : i do n't know how am i going to say this to fox . it 's just -- i do n't want to hurt him like that . not until i am absolutely sure about the two of us , ok ? because he does n't deserve that . miguel : then take your time . i trust you . i wo n't push it . kay : really ? miguel : it 's your call . but i have a really good feeling about this . now i know we 're going to make it . kay : do n't expect me to say anything to fox yet , ok ? i 'm not going to do anything until i 'm 100 % sure . [ scene_break ] ethan : are you sure you are all right ? gwen : i think so . theresa : oh , my god , give me a break . ethan , they 're putting on a show just to make me look guilty -- yet again . rebecca , tell me where he is . tell me , where is j.t . ? ethan : no , wait , wait , hold on , stop , stop . your hysteria , theresa , is really not helping anything . gwen : you should have learned that by now . theresa : you know , stop twisting everything around , gwen . ethan : i do n't know what to believe . but i do know one thing , i know it 's late . and i know i have to get her home . theresa : not until you talk to j.t . ethan : theresa , j.t . is not here , is he ? he 's not here . it 's late -- i have to get her home . come on . theresa : they got me , they got me . i ca n't tell ethan that little ethan is his son until i prove to ethan that it was gwen and rebecca who sold him out to the tabloid . theresa : hello ? j.t . : hello . bet you did n't think you 'd hear from me again . theresa : j.t . , where the hell are you ? i needed you to talk to ethan . j.t . : well , first we need to do a little biz . theresa : look , i already paid you an astronomical amount of money , ok ? j.t . : yes , that was to make me go away . a separate fee is required for me to stay and prove your story to lover boy . theresa : how much , j.t . ? j.t . : depends on how much you want me to tell him . theresa : i want you to tell him everything . i want you to prove to ethan that it was gwen and rebecca who sold him out to the tabloid when you were the editor of the tabloid . i want you to use the proof from rome . j.t . : ooh , that could be a stiff bill . theresa : i 'll do whatever it takes . j.t . : good answer . i will sing like a canary . [ next_on ] theresa : i do n't want to hurt you , but ethan is the love of my life . julian : go out there and kill him . chris : dear god , please let her be alive .
theresa found ethan and , after spending time explaining that jt cornell was in the storeroom with gwen and would tell him the truth , he finally followed her to find out if she was right . however , rebecca was n't in the storeroom when theresa locked gwen and jt in it , and she saw theresa trying to get ethan to come back with her , so she opened the door , sent jt outside , then whacked gwen over the head several times until she fell , unconscious , to the floor . she then left , locked the door , and took jt out the back way and told him to leave and never come back . on second thought , however , he realized he could benefit much more by staying and hitting theresa up for more money , so he did . meanwhile , theresa brought ethan to the storeroom , where he found the unconscious gwen and decided to believe her when she said theresa did it .
whitney : dear god , what am i going to do ? fox : we wo n't keep secrets from each other , ok ? we 'll talk about everything . and if something comes up , whitney , then we 'll just deal with it , you know , so it does n't have a chance to fester . whitney : god , i thought i could do it . i thought i could trick fox into marrying me and believing that this baby i 'm carrying is really his , but i ca n't do it . fox deserves to be with a woman who 's going to be true to him in every single way , not someone like me who 's just trying to pass off her own brother 's baby as his . fox : whitney . you know , i 've been looking all over for you . i do n't know what happened back there that made you so scared you felt like you had to run away from me . you know you can tell me anything , right ? gwen : dr. russell , i just want to make sure i understand . theresa is going to stay pregnant with the baby that has the best chance of surviving ? eve : yes , gwen . the doctor who performs the procedure will determine which baby has the best chance . pilar : i will pray for you , my angel . ethan : god forgive me , but if only one baby can survive , i pray it 's gwen 's and mine -- for her sake , not mine . it 's her last chance to have a biological child of her own , and i know how much she wants it . ethan : hey . gwen : i 'm praying , too . i 've never been through anything like this before . ethan : neither have i . ethan 's voice : or theresa . sam : luis ! sheridan : luis , you have got to calm down ! fighting wo n't solve anything ! luis : yeah , it will . i 'm going to make my son - of - a - bitch father understand how much i hate him for what he 's done to us . sam : well , you 've already done that . luis : oh , no . oh , no , i 'm just beginning . i want to make that man feel as much pain as he 's caused us . sheridan : think about pilar , all right ? she would n't want you to act this way . luis : i am thinking of her . because when she finds out that her beloved husband just ran off and abandoned us for this woman , it 's going to kill her . katherine : oh , my god ! i do n't feel his pulse . you killed him , luis ! you killed your father ! singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life fox : so , can you tell me what happened back there , what i said to make you so upset ? whitney : well , it 's just the way you were talking about our future together -- you know , all the dreams that you have for us , and they sound really perfect , but -- fox : good , i 'm glad . no , that 's the way dreams are supposed to sound . whitney , i thought you wanted the same things that i do . whitney : i did . well , i do . but i 'm not the woman that you de erve . i 'm not the woman that you want , fox . fox : no , no , you are the woman that i want . without you , my dreams do n't make any sense to me . whitney , without you , i 'm not the mowed yard , white picket fence kind of guy at all . whitney : yeah , but you know what ? you do n't need me . fox : how can you say that ? i 've told you , whitney , you 're my dream girl , ok ? you are the woman that i want to wake up to , next to every morning for the rest of my life . i want you to have my children . whitney : no . see , i ca n't be that . i ca n't . fox : you ca n't be that ? since when ? i do n't understand . this does n't make any sense to me . whitney : well -- nurse : you 're dr . russell 's daughter , theresa 's friend , are n't you ? whitney : yeah , that 's right . nurse : i thought so . you know , if you want to see theresa before her procedure , you 'd better go now . they 're about to take her down . whitney : oh , so she 's made a decision about the babies ? nurse : so i understand . i 'm sure she could use a friend right now , or two . whitney : oh , my god , this must be killing her . fox : yeah , gwen and ethan , too . it 's going to be hell for them , you know ? whitney : can you please show me where theresa is ? nurse : i 'm on my way there right now . whitney : ok . fox : i 'll go with you . whitney : thanks . pilar : you 're absolutely certain you want to do this , right ? theresa : yeah . mama , at first , i -- i thought it was best to do the d.n.a . test to find out which one of these babies was mine and ethan 's so i could save that one . but after talking to ethan -- mama , i do n't know what 's right anymore , so i 've got to turn the decision over to the doctor , ok ? pilar : and to god . this terrible choice is his to make , mija , not ours . theresa : mama , i am still praying that the baby that 's saved is mine and ethan 's . rebecca : well , did i miss anything ? gwen : they 're just about to take theresa to the room where she 's going to have the procedure . you know , i just -- i really want to have another minute with her before she goes . ethan : sure . gwen : ok . rebecca : you know , i still can not believe that you 're entrusting gwen 's entire future to that lying , scheming little tramp . ethan : let me tell you something -- you do n't even know what you 're talking about . she is sacrificing her own child to help gwen . rebecca : sacrificing her own child ? what are you talking about ? both babies that theresa is carrying are gwen 's . katherine : oh , my god , he 's not breathing ! you killed him , luis ! you killed your father ! sheridan : it 's ok . you were angry . you did n't know what you were doing . you just -- you lost control . sam : the ambulance is on its way . mrs. wheeler , please move out of the way . i 'm going to try c.p.r . katherine : it 's too late . it 's too late . i 've lost him . he 's gone . sam : one , two , three -- katherine : i ca n't believe he 's gone ! sam : hold on . i 've got a heartbeat . it 's slow and erratic , but it 's there . katherine : oh , thank god . thank god . sam : there you go . take it easy . deep , slow breaths . katherine : oh , dear god , i thought i 'd lost you . sheridan : yes . thank god , thank god . everything 's -- everything 's going to be ok now . luis : not even close . now that i know that this bum is my old man , nothing 's going to be ok for a long time . katherine : do n't , darling . lay back down . chief bennett says the ambulance is on its way . sam : yeah , and we 'll get you checked out at the hospital . martin : no , i do n't -- sam : you , too , luis . martin : i do n't -- luis : i do n't have a scratch on me . martin : i do n't need a doctor . sam : take it easy . katherine : oh ! martin : i 'm fine . katherine : all right . sam : easy does it . katherine : you have to lay down . sit down . come here . you 're going to the hospital and i do n't want any argument because -- sam : easy does it . katherine : i ca n't bear it if anything happens to you . martin : no , i need to talk to luis . katherine : you can do that later . there 's plenty of time for that . just sit back . martin : luis -- sheridan : all right , not now , luis , ok ? not now ! luis : stop it . we 're not finished , papa . oh , no , not by a long shot . rebecca : ethan , what are you talking about ? i mean , the baby that theresa 's going to lose today is gwen 's , as well as the one that 's going to survive . ethan : no , i know that . i know that . i did n't mean that either baby is actually theresa 's . all i meant was that she 's the one that 's going to be going through this procedure . she 's the one that 's going to experience the pain and the loss , ok ? rebecca : yeah , which is nothing in comparison to the psychological and emotional pain that my daughter , gwen , is going to experience at the loss of a child . and frankly , ethan , i am extremely disappointed in you that you are more concerned about theresa 's emotional pain than that of your own wife . ethan : ok , i do n't need this , all right ? i do n't need you telling me to be there for my wife . i am there for her 110 % , and i love her . eve : theresa ? it 's time to go . whitney : wait . theresa , honey , i just heard what happened . when did you decide to go through with this ? theresa : i did n't have a choice , whitney . i had to give one of these babies a chance for survival . whitney : god , i wish i knew what to say . fox : listen , ethan , i know you and i have n't exactly seen eye to eye in the past , but , for whatever it 's worth , i 'm here for you , ok ? you and your wife . ethan : thanks . eve : well , we need to get going . the doctor 's waiting . pilar : i 'll be right here , ok ? theresa : thank you . gwen : theresa , thank you so much . i do n't know what i would have done if you did n't agree to take this action . thank you so much . ethan : it 's in god 's hands now . katherine : how is he , doctor ? martin : now , stop fussing , dear . i 'll be fine . doctor : actually , you were very lucky . your injuries appear to be superficial . no broken bones , no concussion . just some soreness and bruising . katherine : nothing more serious ? doctor : no , the wound is not deep , but he 'll need a few stitches . it 'll only take me a few minutes to suture him up . katherine : and then he can be released ? doctor : not quite yet . as sound as he appears to be , i 'd like to keep him a little while to monitor his vital signs , make sure he 's completely stable before we let him go . martin : as long as it does n't take too long . doctor : quite an impatient fellow , your husband . katherine : yes , sometimes . doctor : would that be what got him into the fight that sent him here ? katherine : how did you -- doctor : chief bennett made out a report , just as i have to write the follow- up . we need to know if you want to press charges against your assailant . martin : no , absolutely not . i deserved this and much more . luis : there 's nothing wrong with me , ok ? why the hell does a doctor have to check me out ? sheridan : because it 's procedure , luis , all right ? you were in a fight , and they need to make sure you have no internal injuries . luis : oh , for crying out loud , you know what ? i do n't have time for this . not -- not when my bum of a father is in that damn cubicle . sheridan : which is the last place that you ought to be right now in your state . look , you are far too upset . luis : you think that i 'm upset ? wait till i get my hands on him the next time . sheridan : god , luis ! luis : sheridan , listen to me . for all those years , i was forced to believe my mother 's explanation as to why my father left . and to find out that he just snuck out because he was sick and tired of taking care of his wife and his kids ? the man makes me sick ! sheridan : luis , you 're just getting yourself worked up all over again . luis : you know what ? i should 've killed him when i had the chance . he does not deserve to live . sheridan : all right , you got to stop this right now and just listen to me for a minute . while you were back at the house pummeling your father , he did n't raise one hand to fight back . now , he could 've fended off your blows , but he did n't so much as lift one finger to come back at you . luis : he 's probably too much of a coward . sheridan : no , that is not the reason . he did n't want to fight back with his son . he loves you , luis . in spite of everything that he 's done , he still loves you . singer : you are my passion for life theresa : i 'm scared , dr. russell . eve : i know , honey . but it 's going to be all right . doctor : hello there , theresa , eve . i 'm dr . ames . theresa : hello . eve : so , i 'll just leave the two of you here to talk for a while . theresa : ok . thanks . dr. ames : it 's a little scary , is n't it ? theresa : yeah . dr. ames : i 've looked over your chart . through no fault of your own , you have been put in a very difficult position . theresa : i just -- i just wanted to carry two healthy babies to term , that 's all . dr. ames : of course . dr. russell told me how hard this is on you and your family . that 's why i want to be extra sure that you are comfortable with the decision you 've made . theresa : dr. russell said that if i do n't do something , that i would lose both . so , yes . dr. ames : it 's not too late for you to change your mind . you 're the one person in the world who has to live with the outcome of this procedure for the rest of your life . are you confident you can do that ? do you know within yourself that you have made a decision you can live with ? you 're the only one who can answer that , theresa . sheridan : look , despite everything that you 've learned about your father , he still loves you , luis . luis : love ? you call what that low - life sleazoid did to mama and us kids love ? he walked out the door with no explanation , never looked back . he did n't even have an ounce of decency to let us know he was alive and ok . no , `` mr. wheeler `` was too busy to take any time out of his busy schedule to call or write . and god forbid he -- he ask how we were doing . sheridan : maybe he knew how you were all doing . you know , maybe he kept up with everything through tia maria in mexico . luis : you think she knew who he was ? sheridan : no , of course not . she introduced him to us as mr. wheeler . i 'm sure she did n't know any more than paloma did . luis : oh , my god . paloma . she lived with him for all those years and she never even knew that he was her father . sheridan : which has got to account for something -- like he cared ? luis : sheridan , you sound like you 're defending the bum , ok ? let 's not forget that he walked out on his wife and kids so that he could spend time with the new mrs. fitzgerald or -- excuse me -- `` mrs. wheeler `` in their south - of - the- border tropical paradise . sheridan : look , i think it 's a lot more complicated than you 're making it out to be , all right ? you said that your father loved your mother , that you 'd never seen two people more happily married . luis : obviously i was wrong . sheridan : i do n't know . what kind of man would just walk out on his beautiful wife and adorable children if he was n't forced to ? luis : he did it , sheridan , ok ? he even admitted it , and that is all that i need to know . sheridan : look , i know this might sound bad , but after all these years , i think you should listen to him , hear him out , hear his side of the story . luis : i would n't believe a word that came out of his damn mouth . sheridan : no , look -- all right . then look at his actions , ok ? he could 've defended himself back at the house when you were beating him up , but he did n't . luis : you say it 's because he loved me . and i say it 's because he 's the coward i always feared that he was . god , you know , i just -- i ca n't stop thinking about mama . sheridan : dear god . poor pilar . luis : when she finds out that `` mr. wheeler , `` the man that she has this connection to that reminds her of papa , is really her husband , and the fact that he 's come back to town with a new face and a new name and a new wife -- i mean , talk about adding insult to injury . sheridan : she 's already had such deep suspicions about him . she almost put it together earlier , but she talked herself out of it because the idea was just so completely outrageous . luis : sherdian , that 's exactly my point . you know , the only way that my mother has been able to survive all these years is because she always believed that my father was forced to leave us . and for her to find out that he could 've come back and that he has a new wife -- it 's going to kill her . fox : hey . whitney : hey . fox : you know , i kind of wish i 'd learned a few prayers myself , you know ? whitney : well , i 'm not even sure prayers can save the day now . fox : come on , whitney , you 're just upset about theresa , you know ? and i 'll tell you what , she 's going to make it through this , just like you and i are going to make it through whatever it is that 's bothering you right now . whitney : yeah , you know what ? i do want to talk to you about that , but not right now , ok ? fox : fair enough . whitney : ok . fox : we are going to talk , though . we 're going to talk later . you got to explain to me why you walked out on me when i was talking to you , and you got to explain to me why you 're telling me you ca n't be the woman that i want to spend the rest of my life with . whitney : well , you know what ? it 's just complicated right now . fox : does it have to do with your parents ? the fact that you thought they had a strong marriage and then you watched it crumble ? whitney : well , you know what , it 's not even just about my mother and father . i mean , what about sam and grace bennett ? theresa and ethan ? fox : yeah , but , look , i mean , all these couples that you 're mentioning -- whitney , they all have something in common . they all have problems for the same reason . it was because someone was keeping a secret from the person they loved . now , i know in grace bennett 's case that it 's not her fault , but still it 's a secret nonetheless , right ? whitney : well , yeah , i mean , but what does that have to do with us ? fox : i think it has everything to do with us . you know , i mean , you do n't have to worry about our relationship falling apart , whitney , because we do n't have any secrets . that 's one of the good things about starting off as friends . you know , we do n't have anything to hide . ethan : hey . how you holding up ? pilar : as best i can . and you ? ethan : the same . pilar : i told theresa that i can not condone what is going on in there right now . but she 's my daughter , so -- ethan : look , do n't -- do n't blame her . she 's just trying to do best by everybody . it took a lot of courage for her to let the doctor make this decision , you know . pilar : well , at least i 'm glad for that . but i have to tell you , i still wish that it had all been left in god 's hands , you know ? one baby 's life is no more important than the other . ethan : you 're right . i agree . and yet my prayer is that the baby that is saved is gwen 's . i mean , maybe i 'm just as wrong as theresa is for wanting to save her own baby , but it 's how i feel . this baby could be gwen 's last chance to have a child of her own . pilar : that 's why , ethan , it should be left in god 's and the doctor 's hands . ethan : say a prayer for me , too , will you ? pilar : god , how i wish my martin were here . we could all count on his emotional strength and clarity in this confusing time . my husband -- he had such a -- such inner decency , such a strong , moral core that just knew right from wrong in every situation . ethan : i 'm sorry you lost him . i know it 's been really hard on you . pilar : well , nobody told me that life was a rose garden . bad things happen , events that are all out of our control , events like whatever took my husband away from me and his children . you know , i know most people say that martin left me and the family out of his own free will , but they 're wrong . i knew him better than anyone , and it just was not in him to -- to do anything to hurt his family and the ones he loved . nurse : the doctor 's finished stitching up mr. wheeler . second nurse : then the patient is ready to go home ? first nurse : not yet . the doctor wants to keep him under observation a while longer . pilar : excuse me . did you just say that mr. wheeler is in the hospital ? nurse : that 's right . he was brought into the e.r . by ambulance . they said he was knocked out by someone in a fight . pilar : oh , my god . i 'd better go check on him . ethan : sure . pilar : please , just let me know if anything changes with theresa . ethan : of course . katherine : you were lying there so still . i -- i was just terrified that luis had killed you . martin : i 'm fine , katherine -- physically , anyway . i 'm not sure about the rest of it . you know , maybe i should 've kept up my denials with luis . katherine : i do n't think luis would have believed you anyway . martin : no , not this time . you know , when he got to the house , he 'd already worked up a full head of steam . you know , he 'd found the proof that he was looking for in some old crane computer files . you know , maybe -- maybe i was just too tired of the ruse . in any case , i did n't want to lie anymore . i just could n't pull it off . katherine : well , at least the truth is out about you now . martin : yeah , but if we do n't leave here soon , they 'll find out about you , too , and sheridan could already be putting it together . katherine : she 's come close . i 've managed to keep her off track by acting like i 'm katherine 's friend . but , dear god , when she finds out that i 've lied to her -- martin : she could have the same reaction that luis did to me , and i do n't want you to go through this . katherine : yes , because she would hate me for what i 've done to her . martin : what we did . it was both of us . katherine : what we 've done , yes , all these years , to protect her from alistair . but things are even worse for them now . martin : if they only knew how much we love them . katherine : including pilar ? martin : i 've never lied to you about her , katherine . i love that woman with my whole heart and soul . katherine : yes , and i think you can count on luis telling her now who you are . martin : i kept thinking , you know , hoping that she 'd , you know , meet a new man , start a new life with someone , someone who was worthy of her . she never did . katherine : no . no , your wife stayed true to you all these years . martin : yeah , but when she finds out , she 's going to feel so hurt , so betrayed . katherine : i so did n't want this , martin . martin : yeah , it 's bad enough that i left her . but if she finds out that i came back with you , i 'm afraid it could destroy her . whitney : hey . ethan : hey . whitney : this is taking forever , huh ? ethan : yeah , i do n't even think they 've started the procedure yet . where 's fox ? whitney : oh , he went to grab us some coffee . you know , i hate to ask you this . i know this is probably none of my business , but i was just wondering if you knew why theresa changed her mind and decided to go through with this procedure . ethan : she had little choice . whitney : well , just so you know , i do know the truth . i mean , i know that theresa could have possibly gotten pregnant by you . so i was just wondering if she knew which if either of the babies belongs to the two of you guys . ethan : one is -- one is mine and gwen 's . one is theresa 's and mine . whitney : oh . so , which one of them is she going to save , you know ? ethan : she 's leaving that decision up to the doctor . whitney : wow , i mean , i would have thought she would have done anything to save the baby that she has with you . ethan : that was her plan until i had a little talk with her about how much this baby means to gwen . she did realize she was playing god , whitney . it was unfair . whitney : so what you 're telling me is that she 's just going to accept whatever the outcome is , whether the baby who lives is hers or gwen 's ? ethan : that 's right . whitney : i 'm sorry , ethan , but i do n't buy that for a second . you know , i have known theresa for far too long , and she talks a big game about letting fate decide everything . but you know what ? my experience with her is if she can have an opportunity to help fate along , she 's going to do it . and if you ask me , there is no way she 's going to risk the baby that she made with you . dr. ames : i 'm glad we took these few minutes to talk . theresa : so am i . dr. ames : and you 're certain you can live with the decision you 've made ? theresa : yes . eve : is everything ok ? dr. ames : fine . i just wanted to make sure that ms . lopez - fitzgerald was going into this procedure without any reservations . we 're ready to start . nurse : dr. russell ? doctor : slowly start counting backwards from 10 . theresa : 10 , nine , eight -- [ baby fusses ] ethan : oh . oh , sweetie . hey . ethan : it 's our baby . it 's our beautiful baby . theresa : yes , it 's perfect . [ baby cries ] theresa : this is our beautiful baby . yeah . oh , it 's ok ! ethan : shh , shh . theresa : yes , oh , yes , that 's right . ethan : i love you . theresa : yes . ethan : i love you both . theresa : our baby -- our baby -- luis : how could he disrespect my mother so much that he would hook up with another woman after he ran out on us ? sheridan : you 'll have to ask him , luis . luis : and mrs. wheeler ? you know , she seemed so nice , but what kind of a woman hooks up with a married man ? sheridan : but maybe she did n't know he was married when they first met . luis : yeah , but after all those years ? it must have come out he had five kids with another woman , another woman who who would 've given her life for him . sheridan : honey , i ca n't answer all these questions . luis : well , maybe mrs. wheeler is a big phony just like my father is . sheridan : that just does n't seem like mrs. wheeler . she does n't seem like the kind of person that would knowingly hurt anyone . luis : yeah , well , a few hours ago , i would 've said the same thing about `` mr. wheeler . `` i guess time will tell . i just do n't know how my mother is going to survive all this . pilar : i came as soon as i heard . martin : pilar . pilar : are you hurt ? how are you ? martin : i 'll be fine . pilar : good . if there 's anything i can do to help while you 're here -- martin : no , no , thank you . thank you for your kindness . pilar : please . after everything you 've done for my family , for my -- martin : what is it ? pilar : it just happened again . just now , holding your hand , i feel like you 're my husband whitney : look , ethan , all i 'm trying to say is i know theresa , and i know exactly how she feels about you and how she feels about children , and she would move heaven and earth to protect any child that she had with you , even if it means losing gwen 's . ethan : look , i told you , that was her first instinct . it was . but i talked to her . i begged her to do this for me and for gwen . whitney : so you 're telling me she 's just going to leave the decision of which baby gets to live up to god ? ethan : that 's what she said . gwen : any news ? ethan : no , honey . where 's your mother ? gwen : oh , she 's still around . honey , it 's so hard to think of what is going on right now . ethan : i know . i tell you what , why do n't we -- why do n't we think about the baby that 's going to live , huh ? gwen : i know . i know , our baby . ethan : yeah . gwen : yeah . eve : peggy ? so , you 're all done ? peggy : yeah , we just finished a minute ago . she 's still out . eve : so , how 'd it go ? peggy : well , these procedures are never easy , but from a medical standpoint , it went by the book . theresa will be fine , and the baby looks good . eve : whichever one it is . pilar : is it possible ? are you my husband ? are you martin ? martin : pilar , i -- pilar : oh , oh , i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry . i 'm doing it again . i 'm -- i 'm confusing your kindness and your warmth with how much i miss my husband . but , mr. wheeler , i know -- i know you are not martin . can you ever forgive me for making you feel so uncomfortable ? martin : no , please , that 's not necessary . pilar : yes . yes , it is . it 's not the first time i 've put you on the spot like this . my mind knows better . it 's just that my martin has been in my heart so much these days , especially now with everything my poor theresa is going through . martin : i know it 's a difficult situation . pilar : i never miss my husband more than when -- than when my family is in a crisis . as long as he 's been gone , i -- i still wish for his firm hand and moral guidance to see us through . perhaps that 's what i 'm doing . i 'm just -- i 'm just transferring my need for my husband onto you . martin : that 's completely understandable . pilar : you see ? that 's what i mean . martin was very forgiving , too . but you are not he . you are married to the lovely mrs. wheeler . she 's a lucky woman , as i was . until i met you and saw how devoted you were to your wife , i -- i thought i was the luckiest woman in the world when it came to marriage . martin : you really thought that ? pilar : oh , yes . no woman could be luckier to have a husband like martin . he was kind and loving and affectionate and loyal to a fault . that 's why i 've never been able to be involved with another man , because i could never , ever betray his memory knowing that he would have remained true to me . luis : you get your filthy hands off of my mother now ! pilar : luis , what 's wrong with you ? why are you talking to mr. wheeler that way ? luis : `` mr. wheeler . `` i got some news for you , mama . rebecca : do n't tell me there 's still no word on theresa . gwen : none . rebecca : well , what is taking so long ? i mean , how long c it take to -- gwen : honey , what if something else is really wrong ? what if both of the babies are in jeopardy ? ethan : no , stop . do n't even think that , all right ? gwen : oh , god . eve , how did it go ? ethan : how is she ? whitney : how is she ? eve : everything went well . it 's all done . theresa : oh , my god . the baby 's gone . pilar : luis , why are you here ? if you came to see theresa , she 's -- luis : that 's not why i 'm here . pilar : they said mr. wheeler was in a fight with someone . oh , god , it was you , was n't it ? why ? why would you hurt mr. wheeler ? luis : mama , i need to talk to you , but i 'd rather do it in private . pilar : well , if it 's about mr .. wheeler , then we can do it right in front of him . luis : well , i ca n't do that . pilar : yes , you can , mijo , if it 's as important as you say it is . sheridan : please , pilar , just go with luis . pilar : sheridan , i 'm a grown woman . now , please , mijo , i want to know what it is you need to tell me . luis : ok . all right . well , this man -- ahem -- that you think is mr .. wheeler -- this man is your husband . pilar : what ? luis : you 're looking at martin fitzgerald . whitney : i 'm right , are n't i ? your baby with ethan -- that 's the one who survived . liz : once i am mrs. thornton chandler russell , i will finally have my revenge . luis : this man here is my father , your husband , martin fitzgerald .
theresa finally had the procedure done after the doctor who performed it talking with her first to make sure it 's what she really wants . meanwhile , after rebecca complained to ethan that he worries more about theresa than he does about gwen , whitney got into the act by stabbing her `` best friend `` in the back . she told ethan that she does n't believe theresa wo n't save her own child because she would do anything to get him back . when it 's over , theresa is wheeled out to a grateful group , and her hand finds ethan 's as she tells him the baby 's gone .
alistair : man , i trained myself to get along with about two hours , three hours of sleep a night . so if you ca n't sleep , it 's a perfect opportunity to experience the other stimulations life has to offer . fancy : i guess . but tonight i have this funny feeling . do you believe in premonitions ? alistair : emotionally ? no . practically ? i 'm not sure . i 've lived in harmony my whole life , and i know strange things do happen here , so i guess if you do have a true premonition , you should pay attention to it . fancy : well , it sounds silly . but i ca n't get rid of this feeling that noah bennett is in real danger . [ scene_break ] noah : come on . is that all you got ? [ spike laughs ] jessica : spike , no ! no more knives tonight . spike : ok , now you heard her . now , let her go . paloma : no . she 's done with you . spike : oh . you guys bore me , all of you -- walking in my turf , sticking your noses in my business . and especially you . this white - knight routine is getting real old . your sister is no maiden in distress . in fact , she 's no maiden at all -- look at her -- huh ! noah : oh , you bastard . spike : huh ? what ? it 's over , man . tonight 's the night that you 're all going to die -- ugh ! [ simone screams ] paloma : no ! [ scene_break ] kay : did you mean it ? i mean , are you really happy because of me ? fox : of course i meant it . you changed my life , kay . i 'm never going to lose you . kay : and i swear to god , you never will . [ scene_break ] ivy : ok . what 's that ? valerie : their singapore project ? ivy : oh . that huge success that fox and kay were celebrating at the seascape ? valerie : yes . both fox and kay worked like dogs on it , so if a disaster were to strike because of it -- ivy : oh . fox will blame kay for the disaster and their relationship will be destroyed . [ scene_break ] rebecca : honey , why are you trying to find this cleaning woman ? i mean , if you want to complain , let 's find her superior and get her fired . theresa : what have i done to you ? gwen : where did that cleaning lady go ? [ scene_break ] chris : leave her alone . it 's me you want . man : you , the gun -- down . down ! kick it . kick it . good . and you 're going to die anyway , sweetheart . why struggle ? chris : please . just -- just let her go . she has n't done anything to you . man : huh . if you want to cover the boy 's eyes , go ahead . sheridan crane 's about to die . [ scene_break ] alistair : so , you have this feeling that noah 's in danger . fancy : i know . is n't it silly ? alistair : sweetheart , i thought you had moved on . i know it 's very amusing to dally with the bourgeoisie , but you being a crane , then entering into a serious relationship with -- fancy : i 'm finished with him . i am . i 'm done with him , but i ca n't ignore this feeling . grampy , i know you have informants . you have this whole town wired . remember when i used to sit on your lap and you 'd turn on your monitors and show me all the little families down there inside their houses ? alistair : it 's only because you wanted to see what everyone was wearing . fancy : well , it helped to set my mind at rest . ca n't you check to make sure he 's ok ? alistair : yes . i can do that . fancy : thank you . alistair : one phone call . fancy : thank you , grampy . alistair : you 're welcome , sweetheart . okey - dokey , ok . security ? alpha clearance . noah bennett . honey , this is going to take a couple of minutes , so -- yes ? alistair : i 'm still here . really ? oh . well , thank you . well , princess , my people say that noah is perfectly fine . fancy : then why do i have this weird feeling ? i just know he 's in danger . [ scene_break ] spike : come on , tough guy . you ca n't run all night . jessica : spike , no . stop it . too much blood tonight . simone : would you -- jessica : too much blood . simone : shut up . jessica : hey , it 's me . it 's all my fault . simone : could you shut her up ? paloma : how ? she 's so stoned . jessica : i killed them . i killed all those johns . simone : jess , jess , jess , let 's play library . let 's see how quiet we can be . spike : huh ? now you 're going to die , noah ! paloma : let him go ! spike : do n't worry about it , honey . i wo n't carve up his pretty little face until after he 's dead , huh ? sam : get off the -- spike : ugh ! sam : that 's it . hey , it 's over . spike : let go ! sam : you 're finished . spike : let me go ! [ scene_break ] kay : whoo ! that was astounding . fox : ooh . `` astounding `` ? kay : it was -- hmm -- astonishing and incredible and wonderful and amazing . fox : hey , you know what ? do you do crosswords by chance ? kay : do n't laugh . i have never felt like this before . fox : well , i love you . i really love you , and nothing 's going to get in our way . ivy : i already have one son in the hospital fighting for his life because of a conniving bitch . i will not let fox suffer the same fate , so just consider yourself warned . fox : what 's the matter , huh ? something wrong ? [ scene_break ] valerie : ok , here it goes . ivy : what did you do ? valerie : i corrupted the shared files of the singapore project on crane industries ' database . ivy : translation ? [ computer beeps repeatedly ] ivy : what 's happening ? valerie : i inserted a nasty little virus into the shared files . all around the world , crane industry computers that were working on the singapore project are all shutting down and no one knows what to do . ivy : and that 's good ? valerie : for our purposes , yes . thousands of man - hours are going to be lost trying to re - create the work , and the electronic trail will lead back to one person and one person only -- kay bennett . ivy : hmm . [ scene_break ] rebecca : so why on earth do you want to find this cleaning woman ? gwen : mother , i just want to make sure that she did n't go into ethan 's room . i 'm sure you 've read those horror stories in magazines where people in hospitals just die for no reason . you know , their tubes and machines , they get disconnected . i just want to make sure that , you know , ethan does n't die because someone happened to knock a plug loose . rebecca : honey , this is the i.c.u . , remember ? i mean , if anything happens to ethan , all kinds of bells and whistles are going to go off in the nurses ' station . besides , we 're just going to the cafeteria . come on . you look frazzled . you need to relax . gwen : you 're right . i did also read that people in comas can respond to their visitors ' agitation , their pulse rates can go up . rebecca : yeah , well , maybe you should stop reading these magazines . gwen : look , i just want everything to go right for ethan so his recovery will be easier . he needs to be peaceful and calm . rebecca : honey , if he gets any more peaceful , we can bury him . come on . i want to get you some soup and a nice sandwich . come on . [ scene_break ] theresa : so -- i 've been told that people in comas can hear what 's being said to them . so , i just want you to listen to me , please . i 'm very sorry . it 's my fault that you 're lying here , ethan . i poisoned the guacamole . alistair was supposed to eat it , not you . if you can hear me , please -- please forgive me . ethan , please . i love you . i love you very much . [ scene_break ] chris : take me . i 'll go anywhere you want . you can take me back to the family . i 'm sure they 'll get a kick out of killing me themselves . man : the family does n't work that way . you blew it . chris : get down ! man : hey ! [ sheridan screams ] [ scene_break ] fancy : i know noah 's in trouble , grandfather . i can feel it . alistair : fancy , that is total nonsense . my people told me he 's over at the blue note , he 's tending bar and doing some kind of vulgar act for a bunch of drunken women who find him attractive . fancy : i was so sure . i would n't have come to you if this feeling was n't so strong . alistair : you know , i know exactly what your problem is . you 're feeling guilt . you 've bought into this young man 's protestations of love and then you dumped him . fancy : how did you know what happened ? alistair : well , you said it yourself -- i got this place wired . why ca n't you fall in love with someone in your own class ? huh ? we 've talked about this at length . you 're from two different worlds . fancy : just because the bennett 's do n't have money does n't -- alistair : no , no , no , no , it 's much more than that . much more than that . it 's -- you know , people like us , we 're in command . the rest , they 're just a bunch of servants . i mean , if somebody gives you good service , you give them a tip , you send them on their way . i mean , you 've already had your fun with noah . i mean , give him a present , send him on his way . i 'm sure that he would appreciate a nice expensive leather jacket . fancy : yeah , he 's not like that . alistair : oh . `` he 's not like that . `` they 're all like that , princess . everyone 's a whore if you set the price high enough . fancy : i do n't want to live in a world like that . life would be gray and dismal without love , without -- alistair : well , yeah . then you still have what ? the feelings for this -- what should i call him ? this -- this little rascal ? you want to be like your mother and throw your life away on someone like sam bennett ? no , i -- you 're young . i have great hopes for you . great hopes . the one thing that i want for you is happiness . fancy : even if that means i go back to noah ? alistair : on a temporary basis , even noah . however , i just want you to know if you do go down to his level , be very , very careful of what you 're getting into . [ scene_break ] spike : ugh -- oh . whoo ! well , hey , and the whole gang is here , huh ? good to see you , ex - chief bennett . you know , lucky you came . i was just right about to carve up young noah there , but , hey , if you want some , well , you can come and get some here . sam : big talk . i got the knife . now , get out of here before i do something i 'll regret . jessica : do n't hurt him ! spike : oh , oh . i still got some fans here , man . all right , fine . fine , man . i 'm gone . ok ? sam : jessica , come here . oh , my god , what happened ? jessica : oh , nothing . paloma : it was spike . he hit her . simone : yeah , but -- but that 's all over now . jessica wants to go home , do n't you , jessica ? jessica : hmm . sam : noah , help me get her -- uh -- [ women scream ] [ scene_break ] ivy : i had no idea things could go this badly this quickly . what do you think alistair will do ? valerie : nothing good . the singapore project was one of his pets , and he 's insane when it comes to computer security . heads will roll . ivy : but not fox 's . valerie : let 's hope not . the virus will be traced back to kay , but kay works for fox , and ultimately she 's his responsibility . he 'll definitely be called on the carpet . ivy : if alistair fires fox , then this whole thing could be an all - out disaster . [ scene_break ] alistair : my god . fancy : gin . alistair : oh . why do i even bo -- i never win anymore . fancy : because i cheat -- alistair : oh . fancy : just like you taught me . [ phone rings ] alistair : excuse me . fancy : what 's wrong ? alistair : this phone never rings unless it 's a big problem . yeah . what ? well , let me take a look . how in the world did this ever happen ? damn -- damn it . shut down the entire system . right , then run a virus scan worldwide . yeah , but make sure you clear everything out before you reboot . i know how long it 's going to take . it 's my system , remember ? just do it ! fancy : what happened ? alistair : a virus has infected the crane industries system . it was all traced back to the singapore project or , more specifically , fox 's upload of the singapore project . and he better fix this right away or i 'll fire him . [ phone rings ] fox : it 's my grandfather . he 's probably calling to congratulate me again . yeah , what 's up ? what 's happening ? alistair : what have you done to my company ? i should fire your butt right now . [ scene_break ] spike : oh , my arm ! my arm is broken ! my arm . sam : well , let me give you a hand here . spike : ah ! ah -- let me go ! sam : all right , you get out of here and you stay away from my daughter -- spike : hey -- sam : or next time noah will kill you . noah : get the hell out of here , huh ? simone : are you all right ? noah : yeah , i 'm fine . jessica : everybody hurt -- too much , too much . it was me . i did it . i did it . sam : what is she talking about ? paloma : do n't listen to her . it 's the drugs . simone : with spike , it 's always the drugs . noah : yeah , she 's obsessed with something , dad . you know , she was babbling like that when i got here . are you guys sure you do n't know what she 's talking about ? [ scene_break ] fox : whoa , ok -- what 's going on ? what are you talking about ? alistair : i 'm talking about the computer virus you unleashed in every office of crane industries worldwide . what the hell did you do ? fox : oh , i -- alistair : now , you get online and fix it or i 'll fire you . and you wo n't be able to work anywhere in this world , not even cleaning windshields at a car wash . kay : well , what happened ? fox : get up . kay : why does he want to fire you ? fox : get your stuff . we got to go . there 's a computer problem at the office . get your stuff , we got to go . [ scene_break ] rebecca : oh . when am i ever going to learn ? i mean , the food in this cafeteria is disgusting . no wonder everyone in this hospital is sick . gwen : mother , it was fine . you know , we really should get back in ethan 's room . rebecca : no , no , no , no , honey , honey , you need to relax . just finish your coffee . here -- i 'll put a little zing in it for you . gwen : now , come on . no matter what i do , i 'm not going to be able to relax . no one 's giving me the straight story on what 's going on with ethan . rebecca : i know . and you and i both know that that little minx is up to her old tricks . and no matter what we do , she is going to find some way to get into this hospital to stay close to ethan . gwen : i mean , what does she want ? i swear if i see her anywhere near ethan , i 'm going to kill her . rebecca : i 'll drink to that . [ scene_break ] theresa : and you got to get up , ethan . you have got to wake up . you got to get up , and when you do , when you do , you 're going to make a full recovery . and i know -- you are going to honor what 's in your heart and we are going to be a family , the four of us . and , ethan , if you want more children , fine . i 'll have more children . i 'll have whatever you want . you got to wake up , ethan . you got to come back . i want you to come back . please . please . [ scene_break ] sheridan : is he dead ? chris : yeah , he 's dead . sheridan : it 's all right , sweetheart . the bad man has gone to heaven . ryan : good shot -- straight through the heart . someone will be back to pick up the body . it 's all over now . chris : what do you mean ? ryan : he 's dead . you went one - on - one with the mob 's hired killer and won . the family will leave you alone now . sheridan : what ? why would they ? ryan : the family plays by strict rules , like a code of honor or something . they tried to take out chris and they failed . now chris is free . you do n't need the witness protection program anymore . sheridan : that does n't make any sense at all . ryan : hey , do n't knock it . otherwise , chris and james would be on the run for the rest of their lives . goodbye , chris . good luck . chris : thank you . ryan : stay safe , all . sheridan : so you 're free ? you 're truly free ? chris : seems that way . [ scene_break ] alistair : yeah . oh . i 'm sorry , sweetheart . our game is over with . fancy : no problem , grandfather . alistair : ok , good . yeah . ok , when you start bringing it up , just be careful . you blow it and we 're -- it 's going to take us days to get it up again . fancy : hi . it 's fancy crane . yeah , it 's been ages . so listen , what are you doing right now ? do you want to take me out to the blue note tonight ? great . pick me up at our main gates in about 10 minutes . i do n't care what grandfather says . i know noah 's in trouble . i know something 's wrong , and i 've got to find out what . good night , grandfather . i decided i 'm going out . see you . alistair : hold on . fancy , wait , wait -- i just hope she 's not out looking for noah . yeah . yeah , i can see that . every office in russia is down , too . damn . [ scene_break ] jessica : i did it . oh , i did it again . it was me . it was me . simone : she 's -- she 's ashamed she took drugs and she was with another john tonight . it 's just ripping her up inside . paloma : maybe it 's best if we take her home . simone : yeah , she needs to sleep it off . sam : are you sure she 's ok ? paloma : yeah . simone : mm - hmm . sam : darn it . well , i was supposed to meet ivy at the blue note . listen , can you make sure that she gets home and you put her to bed ? simone : of course . paloma : yeah , of course , of course . noah : all right . you know , i 'm going to go with you -- yeah . maybe i 'll pick up a late bartending shift or something . simone : do n't worry about jessica . we 'll take good care of her . i mean , we 've seen her on drugs before and she just needs to sleep . sam : all right , thank you , girls , all right ? you 've been such good friends . ok , no matter what she says , she needs her friends around her , ok ? simone : i 'll always be her friend . you know . sam : ok . come on . jessica : hmm -- oh , friends , schmends . just stab them in the back . paloma : would you shut up . do you want to go to prison ? simone : we need to get her home . if anyone hears her talking while she 's stoned , she might get arrested . [ scene_break ] ivy : alistair ca n't fire fox . who else would ever hire him ? he never even finished college . valerie : well , he has n't fired him yet . if he had , there 'd be a general email to all employees . alistair loves to put the fear of god into all of us . ivy : ok , look , you know what ? we need to get out of here . i 'm supposed to meet sam at the blue note , and if anybody saw us here , the whole thing would be exposed . valerie : you 're the one who insisted on coming to the office . [ scene_break ] kay : do you need your office key ? i have one . fox : no , i have a key . fox : oh , my god . kay : oh , it 's a disaster . fox : put the phone on mute , will you ? kay : how many messages are there ? fox : well , who cares ? who cares how many messages there are ? they all say the same thing -- that we 're screwed . i mean , i do n't even know -- are you sure you ran a virus check before you uploaded the project into the crane server ? kay : yeah , absolutely , i -- i think . fox : whoa , whoa , hold on a second . you think ? this is my future we 're talking about . kay : your future ? ok , two seconds ago , you were talking about our future . fox : ok , do n't throw words back into my face , ok ? did you or did you not run a virus scan ? kay : well , i must have , ok ? i always do . i use a firewall . there 's just no way this could have happened . fox : it is happening . if you did n't blow it , who did ? ivy : this is perfect . you 're a genius . fox : great , look at this -- australia just went offline . kay : ok , i did n't do it , fox . i swear . fox : oh , well , there goes japan . kay , you must have done something . every computer in the crane system is affected . kay : i did n't , fox . you have to believe me . ivy : my hat 's off to you . fox blames kay , and even if he does n't fire her , he 'll never trust her again , and suspicion will kill a relationship every time . fox : i do n't even -- this is the biggest mess i 've ever seen in my life . kay : look , fox , i do n't know what happened here , ok ? but it 's fixable . once they do a system - wide scan for the virus , all we have to do is just delete the singapore project from the mainframe and then upload a clean copy to everyone . fox : hmm , great . so that means that everyone 's work since i finalized the details will be lost . is that what you 're telling me ? kay : well , what else can we do ? fox : i do n't think we can do anything else . just fix it . sit down and fix it . find a way to fix it . kay : look , they 're scanning the whole system right now , ok ? so when they 're done , i can upload the project . fox : good , good . let 's just not forget to run a virus check this time , though , you know ? it 'd be a good thing . kay : yeah , i ran one the first time . fox : ok , whatever you say . [ scene_break ] spike : ah ! [ phone rings ] spike : ah . hello , mr. crane . thank god . can you please send me one of your doctors ? noah bennett just broke my arm . alistair : and why did n't you break his ? you were supposed to be making life hell for the bennett 's . spike : mr. -- i tried , but he -- alistair : i want results . i want noah bennett out of my granddaughter 's life forever . kill him or you 'll wish you were never born . [ scene_break ] man : i 'm so glad you called . i thought there was a spark between us the last time we met . fancy : did you ? man : so why the blue note ? fancy : oh , i just wanted to dance and i know you know how . man : so come on . noah : there you go . sam : i wish i had n't agreed to meet ivy here . i should be home with jessica right now . noah : yeah . i know how you feel . but , you know , she was n't making any sense , and here , look on the bright side -- hopefully that 's the last time we 'll have to go rescue her , right ? sam : yeah . hey , you know what ? you should call fancy and have her come down , you know ? it 's not too late . noah : dad , look , could you please just give it up , all right ? noah and fancy are over . waitress : do me a favor and take a beer over to table number four . noah : you 're really funny . you know , i am a bartender . that means that i work behind the bar . waitress : noah , please . if that jerk pinches my butt one more time , i might just smack him one . noah : so what do i get out of this deal , huh ? waitress : hmm . i 've got some ideas . fancy 's voice : liar . earlier today , he said he 'd do anything to save our great love . i 've been worried about him half the night , and just look at him with that little tramp . noah : so is that a `` pretty please with sugar on top `` ? all right . [ scene_break ] theresa : wake up . please . you got to wake up . you got to think about everybody who 's counting on you , ethan -- little ethan , our daughter , me . we need you . those children need you . they 're going to need your love , your strength , and your protection when they 're growing up . theresa : if you can hear me , ethan , please wake up , because i do n't want to do this without you . nurse : may i help you ? visiting hours are long past over . woman : i 'm sorry . i did n't realize . nurse : do you know someone here ? woman : i know a lot of people everywhere . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i 'm sorry . chris : sorry ? sheridan : it 's just everything was so tense and i was so frightened and -- and i thought that i was going to lose you and james . and then i thought we were going to get killed , but now you do n't have to be in the witness protection program , you 're free to stay here in harmony . oh ! [ scene_break ] kay : ok , it 's all done . the virus is out of the system and the backup copy of the project has been sent to all the crane offices . fox : huh . goody . that 's great . i mean , what -- god . i do n't even -- what am i supposed to do now , huh ? huh ? you know this blunder probably cost crane industries millions of dollars ? i 'll probably get fired for it . kay : yeah , well , it 's fixed now . fox : well , i need a drink , so i 'm going to go get the car . we can go to the blue note . kay : fox , look , i do n't know how this happened , but i promise that i ran the scan . fox : you know what ? it 's over . kay : how could this have happened ? ivy : this is the end of his affair with that conniving witch . [ umbrella falls ] kay : is someone in there ? ivy : if kay finds us in here , she 'll know we sabotaged her . [ scene_break ] paloma : i 'm glad she finally went to sleep . i ca n't listen to her talking about , you know -- simone : oh , i -- i know . thank god there was no body tonight . paloma : but there was blood . what if we 're wrong ? what if she 's the killer ? simone : stop saying that . jessica could n't hurt a fly . paloma : oh , that 's what i thought about myself , but when i had to , i hit a guy with a rock pretty good . simone : look , i grew up with her . jessica is no serial killer . she ca n't keep a secret like that . paloma : well , if she did n't kill those johns , who did ? [ scene_break ] alistair : i gave you an assignment and a lot of money . you take care of noah bennett and his family or i make one phone call and every bone in your body will be broken and you 'll beg to be put out of your misery . spike : but , mr. crane , i tried to -- alistair : shut up ! it 's kill or be killed -- end of story . [ spike yells ] [ scene_break ] sam : you ok ? waitress : noah , you sick ? you 've never broken a glass before . fancy : let 's get out of here . i know a great after - hours club in boston . man : anything for you , fancy . you know that . fancy : ooh . what a relief to be with a man who really understands what i want . hmm . [ scene_break ] gwen : you know , i 'm really glad you forced me to take a break . it helped to clear my head . rebecca : good , as long as theresa does n't show up . gwen : please do n't even mention her name again . i need to stay clear and focused for ethan . i know that if she shows up here i 'm going to completely lose it , and i swear i 'm going to rip her bloody heart out if she tries to see ethan again . theresa : oh , my god . it 's gwen . rebecca : well , you are going to stay away from the scalpels this time , are n't you ? gwen : i 'm not making any promises . let 's go see ethan . [ scene_break ] chris : is this what you want ? for me and james to stay here in harmony ? sheridan : well , i -- after what you said -- chris : when i told you i loved you ? sheridan : yes . chris : we 've got to talk about what i said . when i said i loved you , it was a mistake . you need to forget what i said . sheridan : so it was a lie ? you -- you do n't love me ? [ next_on ] ivy : but why would i mess up fox 's project ? kay : to make me look bad , of course . valerie : i help you split up fox and kay , and when i go after him , you wo n't interfere . theresa : i love you . gwen : oh , my god . vanities . they 're very playful .
after rebecca convinces gwen she 's being paranoid , they head to the cafeteria to eat something , as theresa lovingly talks to the comatose ethan . she asks him to forgive her , then urges him to wake up and come back to them because the kids need him . she is still there when gwen and rebecca come back . can she escape without them knowing she 'd been there ? noah fights with spike , although at a disadvantage , since spike has a knife . he manages to hold him off for a while , but spike gets the upper hand and has the knife at his throat as simone , paloma , and jessica beg him not to kill noah . sam comes on the scene and overpowers spike , eventually breaking his arm and sending him packing . the girls take jess home to sleep the drugs off as sam and noah head to the blue note . fancy , feeling noah is in trouble , asks her grampy to check it out through his spy network , which he does , but he lies and says noah is just fine . later , when she arrives at the blue note she sees noah flirting with a waitress and begins trying to upset him , too . it works .
[ knock on door ] whitney : theresa ? theresa : whitney . whitney : i know , honey . i know . it 's ok . theresa : i let them do it . what have i done ? whitney : ok . gwen : oh , god , ethan , what have we done ? ethan : what do you mean ? gwen : well , at first i thought we were doing the right thing to want to save one of these babies . but now i 'm realizing our wanting a baby cost the other baby its life . what if god punishes us for what we 've done ? t.c . : eve said that she 'll be back once she 's finished with theresa 's procedure . that girl 's life is in a mess . i am so glad that whitney and simone are not in the same boat . then again , my life is not a bed of roses these days , is it ? i 'm just going to go home , and i will talk to eve later . i 'll leave her a note if i can find some paper around here . nothing . what 's this ? `` t.c . 's anniversary present `` ? singer : the very thought of you and i forget to do t.c . : that 's our favorite song . singer : the little ordinary things everyone ought to do i 'm living in a kind of daydream i 'm happy as a queen t.c . : this must have taken eve hours , days to put this together . singer : though it may seem t.c . : this is incredible -- singer : to me t.c . : just like eve used to be . singer : that 's everything the mere idea of you the longing here for you t.c . : sweetheart , what happened to us ? i mean , how did we get from there to here ? singer : you never know liz : where 'd eve go ? julian : she 's a doctor . she has patients who need her . liz : i needed her once , too , not that it mattered to her . it was all too easy for her to leave me to be abused by my father . julian : i know , liz . everyone knows , and as awful as that was , i for one am sick of hearing about it . why do n't you get some help ? why do n't you go on jane pauley 's new talk show , counsel other abused victims , but give it a rest . the trauma your father inflicted certainly did n't stop you from jumping into t.c . 's bed the very night that eve left it . liz : and the trauma that eve felt when t.c . forced her out of their bed did n't stop her from jumping into your bed that same night ! julian : we care about each other . all you care about is hurting eve . first you took away her life , and now you 're trying to take away her husnd . liz : and i will , too . t.c . will give eve those divorce papers , and once he does , once i am mrs . thornton chandler russell , i will finally have my revenge . julian : eve . are you all right ? eve : well , ethan , gwen , and theresa , it 's -- it 's very emotionally draining . julian : yes . theresa as ethan and gwen 's surrogate is -- eve : well , she was just trying to get some leverage so she could get little ethan back after gwen -- julian : but to go to such extremes , it -- eve : yeah , i know . you do n't know the half of it . julian : what is it ? eve : uh -- theresa 's had the procedure . that 's all i can say . julian : may i get you something ? some coffee or -- eve : no . no , i need to see t.c . i 've kept him waiting long enough . julian : he 's still in your office , and liz went back inside . eve : really ? she 's -- she 's back there again ? julian : yeah , as determined to hurt you as ever . eve : damn her . i had the impression when i went to see theresa that t.c . had something important to tell me . julian : liz told me what t.c . wants to tell you . eve : what is it ? julian : i 'm afraid you 're not gog to be very happy about what i have to say . pilar : que acabas de decir , mijo , que no entendi bien . luis : i said mr . wheeler is your husband . this is martin fitzgerald , mama . pilar : no , mijo , eso no puede ser . how can mr . wheeler be my -- my martin ? sheridan : pilar , maybe you should sit down . luis : mama , listen , i know this is a shock . but it 's true . it 's papa . pilar : no , mijo , eso no puede ser . this man is not martin . he 's not my husband . luis : mama , look in his eyes . ok ? see for yourself . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life sarah started making this commercial 9 years ago . singer : it 's just the thought of you the very thought of you my love the mere idea of you liz : t.c . ? listen , i thought i would keep you company while you wait for eve . singer : i 'll be here for you liz : you are still planning to ask her for a divorce , right ? singer : you 'll never know liz : t.c . , did you hear me ? singer : how slow the moments go oh , until liz : what in the world has you so spellbound ? moments of your life with eve set to music . singer : in every flower t.c . : it 's our favorite song , liz . liz : what is this , t.c . ? singer : oh , your eyes your eyes in the stars above c. : it 's a d.v.d . that eve made for me for our anniversary . i found it in her desk while i was looking for a piece of paper to leave her a note . singer : the very thought of you liz : well , i have some paper right here in my purse . singer : my love t.c . : these pictures . these pictures bring back so many good memories , so much love . singer : the very thought of you liz : you mean lies , t.c . t.c . : yes , yes , ok ? all right , yes , she lied to me about some things in her past . you know , liz , we would still be together today if it was n't for you coming to harmony . liz : oh , my god , t.c . are you blaming me for your breakup with eve ? eve : julian , you sound so ominous . what is it you want to tell me about t.c . ? whity : honey , you did what you thought was right . theresa : but actually doing it -- what if it was wrong ? whitney : wait -- what do you mean , wrong ? honey , what did you do ? which baby did you have them save ? theresa : not -- not now , ok ? whitney : you know what ? i 'm sorry , but i 've had enough surprises to last me a lifetime , so tell me what happened . i mean , i need to know so that i can help you , you know , prepare for what 's going to happen next here . theresa : look , i was under anesthesia , so -- whitney : ok , well , they took one of the babies , right ? which one ? was it ethan and gwen 's from the implant or was it your baby with ethan from when you tricked him into sleeping with you ? theresa : no , listen , he -- he knew it was me . i mean , he wo n't admit it , but he -- he knew it was me . he still loves me , whitney . i mean , that 's why i did what i did . whitney : so you did make sure that your baby with ethan was the one who survived . i 'm right , are n't i ? your baby with ethan -- that 's the one who survived . nurse : mr. winthrop ? ethan : yeah ? nurse : i 'm sorry to interrupt . there are some papers you need to sign . accounting needs written authorization to bill ms . lopez - fitzgerald 's procedure directly to you . ethan : right . thank you . nurse : oh , no , that was n't supposed to be in there . ethan : wait , wait . gwen : well , what is that ? nurse : i 'm sorry . it 's best you not know , mrs . winthrop . gwen : know what ? ethan : oh , my god . gwen : honey , what is this ? what are we not supposed to know ? pilar : luis , this man ca n't be martin . eso sencillamente no es posible , mijo . luis : it 's papa . pilar : no . no . no , my -- my martin would not have left us to suffer while he lived a life of leisure in mexico , mijo . he could n't have ! luis : mama , he did . ok ? this is papa , the lying coward you saved yourself for all these years . that 's why he seems so familiar to you . he 's your husband . pilar : no . no , mijo . este hombre no es tu padre . ese no mi esposo . you ca n't be martin . you ca n't be . s createdthe comfortsoft waistband whitney : honey , there 's only one baby now , so which one is it ? is it yours and ethan 's or is it ethan 's and gwen 's ? theresa : i did what i thought was right . whitney : yeah , but right for who ? right for you or ethan or gwen ? i mean , you do know when gwen finds out you had a d.n.a . test , she 's going to want to know why . and when it comes out that one of the babies you were carrying is really yours and ethan 's , she 's going to completely freak out . and rebecca -- oh , my god . i mean , i hate to think what she 's going to do to you now and to your whole family . so , honey , please , you have got to tell me exactly what happened when you had that procedure . i mean , i ca n't help you unless i know what to expect here . theresa : ok . i 'll tell you . whitney : what did you do , honey ? what did you do ? gwen : ethan , what is in theresa 's file that we 're not supposed to see ? ethan : honey , it 's best you not know . gwen : know what ? ethan : nurse , please make sure this does n't happen again , please . nurse : yes , mr . winthrop . ethan : thank you . honey -- gwen : oh , my god . pilar : this man -- this man is not my martin . luis : ok . well , then why did you faint the first time you saw him again in person ? and why have you felt such a connection to him ever since ? pilar : well , it 's true that he reminds me of your father . he 's been very open and approachable . he puts me at ease whenever we talk . his strength , mijo , lifted my spirits and gave me hope just like your father did . luis : because he is my father . pilar : no . no , mijo . your father was a fine and noble man . he would n't have just left us , mijo , to wonder what happened to him , left us to fend for ourselves , to end up so poor that i had to send baby paloma to live with my sister in mexico ? no . no , he could n't possibly have lived all those years at my sister 's inn in mexico with paloma knowing she was his daughter , knowing why she was there . you see , my husband , your father , cou not have been that cruel and that selfish . even if alistair forced him to leave harmony , my husband , my martin would have found a way to get word to us , mijo to help us survive . he would n't have just left us . he would n't have . luis : that 's exactly what he did . pilar : no . no . you 're wrong . luis : i wish i was , but this is papa . i have proof , irrefutable proof . to do a lot of thingsbefore we succeed . singer : you are my passion for life eve : i 'm sorry to have to rush off again , but some information that 's confidential about theresa 's procedure has come out , and now i have to go and do damage control . is what you 're going to tell me -- can it wait till i come back ? julian : oh , eve . i 'm afraid the crisis you 've gone to manage wo n't compare to the one waiting for you in your office . t.c . : no , liz , you are not to blame for eve lying to me all those years about pretending to be someone that she wasn't . she lied to me about her past with julian , about the child that they had together . i wonder what would 've happened if you had n't come to harmony . you were the catalyst for all the truth coming out . liz , without you in the picture , eve 's secrets would remain secret . ignorance is bliss . eve and i would still be together . liz : yes , but , t.c . , you know , secrets always have a way of coming out . you know , take chad . my being here had nothing to do with eve and julian wanting to find their child . and believe me , once that truth hit the fan , you would 've found out all about eve 's past as a whore and a drug addict , a nightclub singer whose only hit was your hit - and - run accident that ruined your tennis career . t.c . : liz , i have n't forgotten about that , all right ? but i ca n't forget about this . i mean , these pictures -- these pictures bring back so many great memories . we had a great life together , places that we went . we had a long , lasting love . liz : t.c . , are you saying you are n't going to ask eve for a divorce , that you 've decided to give my lying slut sister a second chance ? whitney : honey , what did you do ? i mean , you know this was gwen 's last chance to have a baby of her own . did you save gwen 's baby with ethan , or your baby with ethan ? theresa : i left it up to fate . whitney : you did what ? theresa : i let fate decide which baby to save . whitney : really ? theresa : i do n't know which baby the doctor saved , whitney . i do n't know if it 's mine and ethan 's or gwen and ethan 's . no one knows . gwen : oh , my god , ethan . it was a boy . our baby was a boy . ethan : it was my son . gwen : it 's our son ? oh , god , it was sarah 's brother ? ethan : all right . i lost my son , but was it my son with gwen or with theresa ? eve : gwen , ethan . i heard what happened . i am so sorry . it 's hospital policy to protect people in your situation from this kind of information . this document should have been in theresa 's medical file , not with her billing information . i trust that you will be more careful in the future . nurse : yes , dr . russell . i 'm so sorry . gwen : it 's ok . we have to grieve for the baby that we lost . ethan : my son . gwen : honey , i know that this hurts . i know that a father losing his son cuts especially deep . it 's like a mother losing a daughter . but we are going to honor him and his memory . you know , thanks to him , our other baby has a chance to survive , and we need to hold on to that and hold on to that hope , ok ? pilar : what proof , mijo ? luis : fingerprints . sam and i hacked into crane industries ' computer network . i had mr . wheeler 's fingerprints from a glass i 'd taken , so i compared those against alistair 's files . and , well , what do you know -- mr . wheeler 's and papa 's were a perfect match . pilar : i do n't believe it . luis : i did n't want to believe it either , but it 's true . pilar : no . this is alistair . this is alistair 's doing , mijo . he wants to create more upset and grf for our family . that man is evil . he will stop at nothing to destroy this family . luis : look , mama , sam and i already considered that , ok ? it 's papa . he admitted it . pilar : what ? luis : he admitted it , mama , ok ? this man here is my father , your husband , martin fitzgerald . t.c . : liz , i do n't know if i should ask eve for a divorce or not . sometimes i just want to go ahead and get it all over with . liz : well , you should . give her the boot , t.c . t.c . : liz , i took a vow -- for better or for worse . i mean , look at these pictures . look at the wonderful life that we had together . liz : you were living a lie , t.c . , eve 's lie of a life . t.c . : liz , i do n't need for you to continue to list eve 's sins , all right ? what we had was good . and the love that eve had for me and the girls was very true and heartfelt . liz : yeah , but even so , t.c . -- t.c . : liz , i want to wait here and talk to eve alone . would you please leave ? liz : sure . no problem . i 'll just be out in the corridor if you need me . julian : what 's the matter , liz ? t.c . having second thoughts about divorcing eve ? liz : shut up , julian . t.c . will divorce that lying tramp . there 's nothing else he can do after everything she 's done . julian : that 's what galls you the most , is n't it -- that even after everything eve has done , t.c . still loves her ? liz : julian , will you shut up ! julian : despite her flaws and her failings , eve is still a million times more the woman than you will ever be . that 's why t.c . will never leave eve for you . no man would choose you over eve . you 're undesirable , my dear . eve : is there anything i can do for both of you , anything that i can get you ? gwen : no , dr . russell . thank you for offering . no . we just need to -- to find the strength to move past this . eve : well , you page me if you need me . ethan : we will . thanks . gwen : thank you . eve : oh , ethan and gwen . as bad as things are for you now , i 'm afraid they could get a lot worse depending on whose baby theresa is carrying -- hers or yours . theresa : ethan wanted me to let fate decide which baby to save . that 's what i did . whitney : so you really did let fate decide this ? theresa : yeah . ethan thinks that he and gwen are going to raise this baby and that it would be easier for me if i did n't know who the mother was . whitney : ok , wait . you said that ethan thinks that he and gwen are going to raise this baby when it 's born ? i know you 're not telling me you 're still planning on keeping this baby , no matter who the mother is . pilar : he 's admitted that he 's martin ? luis : yeah , when he could n't deny it anymore , he admitted it . pilar : luis , mijo , maybe you misunderstood or -- luis : mama , please . sheridan : i was there , too , pilar . i heard him . i heard him admit that he is martin fitzgerald . pilar : no , luis . no , luis , it ca n't -- no es posible , mijo . luis : mama , please . believe it , ok ? it 's true . sheridan : i am so sorry . martin : i am , too . luis : you -- you -- sheridan : hey , it 's ok . pilar : are you really my husband ? huh ? are you martin ? luis : tell her ! sheridan : luis . is : tell her you 're the sainted husband , the same scum who abandoned his family because he was living the good life in mexico with this tramp ! martin : that 's not true , luis . that 's not true at all ! luis : oh , well , what 's not true ? are you going to deny you ran out on us or that you were shacking up with her ? martin : do n't say that . luis : why do n't you just tell the truth for once . just admit it . you 're my father and you 're her husband . every bad thing that ever happened to us happened because of you . damn you . ' re coming -- 3 new southwestern style varieties from campbell 's , julian : poor liz . always second rate , always second best , always overshadowed by her beautiful , brilliant sister , eve . that 's why you torture her , is n't it ? that 's w you want to reduce her life to rubble . because you ca n't rise to her level , you have to try to bring her down to yours . but even at eve 's lowest , most darkest moment , she is still a far , far better woman than you will ever be . liz : yours is hardly an unbiased opinion , julian . julian : no , no , no , that 's not an opinion , that 's a fact , dear . look at what she did with her life after i corrupted her and abandoned her . she went back to school , she became a doctor . she married t.c . , she had a wonderful family , a wonderful life till you slithered into her house to unleash your venom . and then , with your fangs bared through aunt irma , you struck eve the lethal blow . liz : my sister got what she deserved . julian : no . no , she didn't . she was devastated when she found out that you were abused by your father after she left home , but she has apologized for that over and over again . she has begged your forgiveness ! she has even offered to try to help you get your life back in any way she could , but you are not interested in forgetting or forgiving . all you 're interested in is revenge . liz : i want justice ! julian : no . you are driven by jealousy and envy . you hate the fact that eve suffered every bit as much as you if not more . but she fought back . she did n't give in or give up . she rose from the ashes of her life like the phoenix and you can not forgive her for that . liz : this is about my sister 's lies . this is about my sister 's selfishness ! and no , i will not let her win . t.c . will divorce her . i 'm going to make sure he gives her those papers tonight . gwen : honey , how much of that document we were n't supposed to see were you able to read ? ethan : nothing else . why ? gwen : well , i was able to actually read a little bit past it , and i saw something else , something else about -- about the other baby . ethan : what about it ? gwen : well , the baby that they were able to save is a girl . ethan : it 's a girl ? gwen : yeah . we are going to have a daughter . honey , theresa is going to give us a little girl of our very own . theresa : of course i 'm going to keep this baby . whitney : you 're going to keep the baby no matter who the mother is ? even though you signed an agreement to give ethan and gwen the baby in exchange for little ethan ? theresa : whitney , nothing has changed . ok , when i was pregnant with what i thought was just gwen 's baby , i planned to keep it and get little ethan back , agreement or no agreement . now fate 's made it so i can get ethan back , too . whitney : i do n't even know what you 're talking about right now . i mean , has the sedation not worn off yet or something ? because you 're really talking crazy . theresa : no . listen to me , ok ? ethan wanted me to let fate decide which baby to save because he could n't bring himself to choose to lose our baby . ok , now , if he just loved gwen , he would 've insisted that his baby with gwen survived . it 's their last chance of ever having a child together . but he did n't do that , whitney . he could n't because he still loves me . he stillants to have that life with me , ok ? he left this all up to fate . now , he does n't know that i plan to keep this baby , but once it comes out , you 'll see . whitney : hmm . you know , whenever you start talking about fate and ethan and love , disaster follows . you do know that ? luis : even if alistair did make you leave -- once -- just once in all the years you were gone , you could 've let us know that you were ok . no , i just guess you were too damn busy getting a tan and with your mistress over here to give a damn . pilar : luis , please . por favor , no quiero oir mas ya . please . luis : to think that the man you 've loved all this time , the man that you 've saved yourself for -- well , he just went away . and he comes back and he 's got a new face , he 's got a new life . he 's got a new piece on the side . sheridan : luis , please . katherine : do n't defend me , sheridan . it 's all right . luis : well , that 's what happened . is n't it , papa ? i 'll never forgive you for it . never . pilar : your -- your voice sounds the same as my martin , and your eyes -- god , your eyes are the same . martin : pilar -- pilar : so , mr . wheeler , is it true what my son is saying ? are you my husband ? are you martin ? ampbell 's tomato soup - possibilities . t.c . : liz , what are you doing here ? i told you i want to be alone . liz : yes , t.c . , i know you did , and i wanted to respect your wishes . but i could n't , not this time -- not when you 're about to make the biggest mistake of your life . t.c . : not divorcing eve ? liz : you ca n't take her back , t.c . eve is evil . as a stranger , she robbed you of your destiny . and later , as a -- as your wife , she lied to you and your daughters about her past . she lied about her sins , about her son with julian . eve does n't deserve a second chance , t.c . she does n't deserve you or your love . divorce her . give eve those papers tonight . eve : you know , this decision that theresa made with gwen and ethan 's urging -- the consuences , good or bad , are going to be with theresa , gwen , and ethan for the rest of their lives . and i know what that 's like . it was my decision not to tell t.c . about our past , about the baby we had , that sealed my fate . the consequences of my decision were that i lost a life that i lied to save . julian : do n't beat yourself up about that . eve : no , i 'm not . i 'm just stating fact . if i had been honest with t.c . , the pain that i 've caused and the pain that i 'm feeling could have been avoided . t.c . and i could be together , just a happy , married couple . that reminds me -- t.c . wants to talk to me , and you wanted to tell me something . what is it ? what 's going on ? julian : t.c . came here tonight to serve you divorce papers . eve : oh , no . t.c . : we need to talk , eve . ethan : the other baby is a girl ? are you sure ? gwen : well , that document said that the surviving baby is a girl . it 's our daughter . ethan 's voice : or is it my daughter with theresa ? gwen : and i know that this is bittersweet , to lose one baby to save the other , and i know that we 'll never forget the son that we lost . but we ca n't let our grief diminish our joy . ethan : yeah . gwen : honey , we are going to be parents . ethan : i know . gwen : oh , we 're going to be parents to a wonderful little girl . and once theresa gives birth to our daughter , we are finally going to have everything we ever wanted . theresa : i 'm not headed for disaster . i 'm going to get my revenge on gwen and rebecca , and i 'm going to get ethan back , too . whitney : no , honey , this is a train wreck waiting to happen . theresa : no , whitney , it 's not . when this baby is born , when it comes out that this baby is mine and ethan 's , he 's finally going to see that we 're supposed to be together . it 's fate . pilar : answer me . please . are you martin ? is it you ? you look so -- so different . and my -- my luis is so sure . are you my husband ? are you the father of my children ? martin : pilar -- pilar : your -- your face . it -- it 's so different . but your -- your voice , your eyes , and the feel of your skin -- it 's all so familiar . luis : go on ! will you just tell her what you told us at the mansion ? would you just admit who you really are ? martin : it 's true , pilar . it 's me . i 'm your husband . i 'm martin fitzgerald . pilar : oh ! oh ! sheridan : pilar ! pilar : martin ? you bastard ! whitney : he 's never going to leave gwen . you 're never going to have ethan back . luis : you did this to her . are you happy now ? katherine : i 'm just terrified , terrified of what 's going to happen when sheridan learns that i 'm her mother . sheridan : what did you just say ?
theresa tells her `` friend `` whitney that she believes she will get ethan back once she has the baby and keeps it , no matter who the mother is . whitney tells her she 's heading for a fall . gwen and ethan find out the baby they aborted was a boy , while the one theresa is still carrying is a girl . ethan wonders which of the babys was his and theresa 's . tc waits to talk to eve , but finds a sweet reminder of their past happy days . learning this , liz could n't wait to nip the good memories in the bud and get him to give the divorce papers . julian tells liz she will never be the woman eve was on her worst day , but liz still wants her revenge .
kay : oh ! ok , it 's locked . ok , how did that happen ? ok , i am sure that i heard someone or something in there . fox : hey , what 's the holdup ? let 's just go . kay : there 's something in -- fox : i told you i wanted to have a drink at the blue note . i do n't understand . i do n't want to be here anymore . kay : ok , i 'm sorry . [ phone rings ] fox : oh , damn it . fox crane . konnich -- yes , sir , i -- no , i understand . i 'm terribly sorr -- you know , someone in my office forgot to run a virus scan is what happened . i take full -- responsibility . right . well , like i said , i -- apologize . kay : our tokyo branch ? fox : yeah . right there . little ray of sunshine . he 's happy . boy , i 'm telling you , when you screw up , you do n't hold anything back . you just go for it , do n't you ? [ scene_break ] gwen : i swear , if i see theresa anywhere near ethan , i 'm going to rip her heart out . theresa : oh , my god , it 's gwen . i can not let her find me here . rebecca : i mean , nobody would blame you if you did . i mean , she 's the reason ethan 's in there in the first place . gwen : yeah , i want to kill her . i mean , i really want to kill her . oh , my god . [ scene_break ] sheridan : chris , are you saying that you did n't mean it when you said you loved me ? chris : i just said we needed to talk about it . sheridan : oh , my god . after everything that we 've been through , now that you 're a free man , you do n't have to run from the mob anymore , you do n't want to stay here with me ? is that what you 're saying , that you do n't love me after all ? [ scene_break ] rebecca : what is it ? gwen : it just breaks my heart to see him like this . rebecca : i know . his eye is open like that , just staring so lifeless and pitiful . gwen : oh , god . i mean , i knew theresa was evil , but to do this , to the man she supposedly loves ? rebecca : you know , i just ca n't believe she has n't been arrested yet . i mean , putting the poison in the guacamole and then ethan eats it -- well , that is attempted murder in my book . gwen : yeah , she even admitted that she wanted to kill alistair , but , no , she poisons ethan , instead . i hate her . god , i hate her so much . theresa 's voice : not as much as i hate myself . [ scene_break ] kay : fox , i 'm so sorry , ok ? i do n't know what happened . but i am sure that i ran a virus scan before i uploaded the project to the mainframe . fox : really ? then how 'd the project get infected in crane offices all over the world ? kay : i wish i knew . i 'm sorry . fox : you know what ? look , let 's just forget it , ok ? we 've done everything we can to alleviate the problem , so really , all we can do is sit and wait . and you know what ? if people have to redo their work , then they just have to redo it . which , judging from my conversation with the tokyo office , they 're not going to be very happy about that . you know , i 'm not totally sure , but i do n't think i 've ever been yelled at like that before . kay : i do n't know what to say . i know that i did a virus scan . i know i did . fox : look , let 's just not talk about it anymore , all right ? let 's just get out of here and hope my grandfather does n't fire me over this . kay : he ca n't fire you . if anybody made a mistake , it was me . i 'm the one who should go . fox : you know what ? forget it , ok ? let 's just -- let 's go to the blue note and have a drink . try to relax , all right ? kay : all right . kay : ok , i know i heard something in that closet . fox : kay , come on , let 's go . valerie : that was close . ivy : oh , yes , it was . but is n't it wonderful ? i 've never heard fox so angry . valerie : i thought for sure he was going to fire her on the spot . ivy : so did i. oh , well , the groundwork is laid , and he will get rid of her sooner or later . preferably sooner . valerie : and when he does , it 's bye - bye kay and fox as a couple . ivy : that is my ultimate goal , yes . valerie : i have a goal , too , ivy -- to get to the top here at crane . and i thought it was going to be with chad , but -- ivy : oh , please . alistair is never going to let chad run this company . you 're far better off hitching your wagon to a real star -- fox . valerie : just do n't forget our deal , ivy . i help you , you help me . ivy : i have n't forgotten . i need to get to the blue note and meet sam . maybe i can run into fox and rub some salt in the wound . [ scene_break ] sheridan : so you did n't mean it when you said you loved me ? chris : no , sheridan , i did mean it . i do love you . sheridan : you do ? chris : of course . what i meant was i should n't have told you . sheridan : you said that before . you said that you did n't want to burden me . chris : i do n't want to put you under any more pressure than you already are . god knows you 're still grieving for the loss of luis . and i 've got so much emotional baggage tied to my love for you , it was just -- it was wrong . sheridan : no , it 's not wrong , not if you 're being truthful . chris : i would never lie about something as important as that . as hard as i tried not to , i 've fallen in love with you . sheridan : so does this mean that you 're not going to leave harmony ? chris : i still think i should take james and go . sheridan : but you love it here , and so does james . chris : yes , i know , but i do n't want to do anything to upset you or to make you feel uncomfortable in any way . and you 'll be uncomfortable knowing how i feel . sheridan : no , i wo n't . i can handle it , a lot more than i can handle if you leave and take james away . chris : honestly ? you really want us to stay ? sheridan : are you kidding ? please tell me that you 'll stay . chris : all right . only if we can be friends . sheridan : yeah . of course we can be friends . thank goodness i 'm not going to lose you . chris : what 's wrong ? sheridan : i was -- i was just thinking about another dream , the dream i had of luis and marty coming back . luis is dead and i have no idea where my son is . what kind of monster am i ? how can i feel any kind of happiness when i 'll never see luis and marty again ? sheridan : i just do n't understand my feelings . how can i be happy when i should never be happy again ? chris : that 's not true . you 've suffered some terrible losses in your life , sheridan . you deserve something to make you happy , even if it is just my friendship or your love for my little boy . sheridan : but i feel like i 'm betraying luis . chris : do n't . i think luis loved you with all his heart . he would want you to find some happiness . he would never want you to go through the rest of your life in pain and grief . am i wrong ? sheridan : no , you 're right . and james does put a smile on my face . luis would have loved that . so , i guess we can go back to the bed - and - breakfast , right ? there 's no reason for us to hide anymore . chris : no more running . no need to ever hide again . sheridan : that little guy looks pretty tired over there . we better get him home . chris : yeah , he looks pretty done in . i 'll go get the car . will you stay with james ? sheridan : good idea . chris : ok . [ scene_break ] theresa 's voice : ok , they 're both facing ethan . maybe i can slip out before they see me . gwen : now , where is eve , you know ? there 's got to be more that they can do for him . rebecca : i do n't know . eve 's probably playing doctor with my husband even as we speak . gwen : eve is a good doctor , no matter how you feel about her personally . rebecca : i suppose so . but then why has n't she called in a specialist ? gwen : because she wants to see the results of the tests she 's already run , you know , and then she 's going to call in a specialist . but i just can not believe that this is going to be permanent . ethan is so young and full of life . he 's got so much to live for . theresa 's voice : yes . he has me , little ethan , and our daughter to live for . gwen : and i hate theresa for doing this . i hate her for taking you away from me , for turning you into this . i hope she rots in hell for what she 's done . [ scene_break ] kay : i just wish i could understand what went wrong . you know , when i was getting ready to send the project to the global offices , i remember thinking , you know , `` you 'd better make sure to protect it . `` you know , because so many things can happen when you send something like that to so many people in so many cities around the world , so i know that i ran a virus scan . fox : let it go , all right ? look , what 's done is done . kay : but maybe there 's a way we can fix it so that all those people wo n't lose their work . fox : no , no , all the work is gone . there 's absolutely nothing we can do , except sit here . besides , i do n't want to go back to the office . i do n't want think about the office . the last thing i need to do is run into chad , sit there and watch him gloat . kay : look , fox , you won the competition with him because your presentation was better than his . just because i messed up , that does n't give him the right to gloat . fox : oh , you 're right . but it does give everyone in the company the chance to think i 'm an incompetent idiot . kay : nobody 's going to think that . you 're not incompetent . you 're brilliant . fox : yeah . the guy in tokyo thought i was brilliant , right ? right ? well -- you know what ? maybe -- maybe you could do me a favor . can you go get us a table or something ? i think i need a second to sit here by myself and cool off . thank you . thank you . thank you . [ scene_break ] sam : kay , honey , did you just get here ? kay : yeah . hi , dad . sam : sweetheart , honey , what 's wrong ? why are you so upset ? kay : it 's nothing . it 's just been a really emotional night for me . what are you doing here ? sam : i 'm waiting for ivy . she 's late . kay : she 's late ? sam : yeah . kay : well , where is she ? sam : well , i do n't know . i mean , she left a message with me over at the seascape restaurant telling me to meet her here , but she has n't showed up , but -- so i went to look for jessica . kay : oh , did you find her ? how is she ? sam : yeah , yeah , she 's fine . look , it 's a long story . she 's home . she 's safe for now . kay : thank goodness . sam : yeah . kay : at least something good happened tonight . ivy : oh , hi . sam : hey , honey . ivy : oh , sorry i 'm late . sam : can i get you something to drink ? ivy : oh , yes , please . one martini , dry . sam : ok . kay ? kay : i have a soda , thank you . sam : ok . i 'll be right back . kay : where have you been ? did you have anything to do with what happened to the singapore project ? kay : well , where were you tonight ? ivy : i do n't think i have to answer to you , kay . kay : yeah , you do , because if you were the one who messed up fox 's project , i swear i will make you pay . ivy : what are you talking about ? why would i mess up fox 's project ? kay : to make me look bad , of course . did you install a worm on the computer 's mainframe ? ivy : a wha -- i do n't even know what you 're talking about . i do n't know how to even turn on a computer . kay : why should i believe you ? ivy : ask fox . he 'll tell you . sam : ahem -- here you go . ivy : thank you . sam : is everything all right here ? ivy : it 's fine . fine , other than worrying about ethan . i went by the hospital . but visiting hours were over , and they would n't let me in , his own mother . sam : so his condition has n't changed ? ivy : the nurse said no . kay : poor ethan . i ca n't believe this happened to him . sam : i just hope that he pulls out of this coma , or whatever it is . my god , if it 's not one of my kids , it 's another . i saw fox at the bar . he seemed pretty upset , too . kay : yeah . he had a terrible problem with work , and he thinks it 's my fault . sam : your fault ? why ? kay : yeah , it was , like , some computer glitch , and i might have been responsible , but i do n't think so . ivy : tsk . poor kay . you know , the corporate world , it is very , very hard . i 'm going to go talk to fox , because he looks terrible . sam : sweetheart , is that why you were upset earlier ? kay : yeah . i screwed up , dad . and not just my job , but i think that i 've ruined my relationship with fox . sam : oh , sweetheart -- [ scene_break ] theresa 's voice : i ca n't listen to this . i need to be with ethan , and gwen needs to leave . rebecca : gwen , i do n't even want you to think about that little tramp . it 's just going to make everything more painful . gwen : i 'm sorry , i ca n't help it . my life was perfect until theresa decided she wanted ethan . i mean , he loved me . he wanted to marry me . rebecca : honey , trust me , i know . i know everything that that woman has done to you , but i just do n't think we should talk about it , because i read that people in a coma can hear everything that 's being said , so i think we need to keep what we say very beautiful and positive for ethan . gwen : ok . it 's just really hard to see him like this . rebecca : i know , honey . but you have to stay positive . we can not give up on ethan . you have to keep hoping . gwen : well , i am hoping . i 'm hoping with my whole heart that ethan comes back to me . but then there 's always theresa . she 's always there . she 's lurking , she 's threatening , and she is always there . how can i hope for a future with ethan when that bitch is determined to ruin our lives ? theresa 's voice : you 're the one who ruined my life . all you had to do was walk away and let ethan be with me , the woman he really loves . gwen : i mean , how could i have been so blind and so stupid ? you know , when theresa went to work for ivy , she 's pretending to be my friend and wanted to help me plan the wedding , but the whole time she 's trying to steal ethan away from me . how in the world could i not have seen that ? rebecca : honey -- honey , how could you know ? really ? i mean , and when you think about all the horrible things she 's done -- i mean , it is very hard to believe that one person could be that duplicitous . gwen : it 's also very hard to imagine the kind of brain that would hatch a plan to marry alistair . what , so she can steal ethan and jane away from me ? theresa 's voice : jane is my daughter , mine and ethan 's . rebecca : and then she decides to kill alistair . comes up with this harebrained plan to put poison in the guacamole . i mean , even i would n't come up with something that stupid , and if i did , i would make sure alistair was the one who was poisoned and not ethan . gwen : she 's just so stupid . she 's so stupid . i wish she were dead . i wish she were lying here . what was that ? rebecca : what was what ? gwen : i felt the bed move . [ scene_break ] chris : so we 're back to figuring out how to do the laundry , again , are we ? sheridan : well , i 've gotten better at that . it 's the cooking that i need help with . chris : and , you , young man , you need a nice hot bath and a bedtime story . sheridan : hmm . chris : all right ? sheridan : why do n't i help ? chris : that 's one area you do n't need any help . you know how to be a loving mother . let 's get you to the bath , ok ? come on . [ chris growls ] [ scene_break ] ivy : what are you doing here ? kay can not see us together . valerie : i 'm meeting friends . i come here all the time . so i saw you with kay . just wondering what 's going on . ivy : oh , she 's suspicious , but she knows nothing . i was just on my way to talk to fox to drive another nail into kay 's coffin . valerie : so we still have a deal , right ? i help you split up fox and kay , and when i go after him , you wo n't interfere . ivy : that 's the deal . valerie : i kind of feel sorry for kay . but all 's fair , right ? once i got kay out of the picture , i 'll get my chance with fox . ivy : now , as i said , i do not want kay to see us together , so why do n't you just go back to your friends . you 'll have a chance with fox over my dead body . [ scene_break ] sam : so this singapore project was something that fox was counting on to boost his career at crane industries ? kay : yeah , and he did a fabulous job . and i ran a virus scan , but he wo n't believe me . sam : look , he 's just upset right now . look , i have seen you two together , and from what i 've seen , i think he 's in love with you . he 's not going to let something like this ruin your relationship . kay : i hope you 're right , because it 'll just kill me if i lose him . [ scene_break ] ivy : hello , honey . i heard what happened at work . fox : oh , really ? oh , great , i 'm sure you did . i 'm sure the whole world knows what a fool i am by now . ivy : oh . do n't be so hard on yourself . kay told me it was her fault . fox : well , it 's -- anyway , i ca n't believe it 's happened . you know , an hour ago i 'm master of the universe , and now i 'm a piece of dirt . ivy : look , fox , i know you 're upset , but i 'm sure whatever kay did , it was an honest mistake . i mean , she was hardly qualified to be your assistant when she took the job . she barely graduated high school . her only job experience has been gutting fish at the cannery . fox : well , hold on a second , though . you know , i mean , to be fair , she 's smart . she caught on really quickly , actually . ivy : i 'm sure she did . fox : yeah . ivy : it 's just i 'm wondering if maybe she took on a little more than she was capable of handling . i 've always told you how important a college education is . it prepares you for the business world in more than one way . kay does n't have that . fox : yeah . she 's taken a couple of college courses , though , right ? and let 's not forget i did n't finish college . look at me . ivy : i know . fox : right . ivy : all i 'm saying is it could n't have been easy for kay to be thrown into the pressure cooker that is crane industries . i think maybe you were expecting a little too much of her , darling . fox : yeah , maybe . [ scene_break ] rebecca : well , what do you mean , the bed moved ? gwen : wait , did n't you feel that ? it felt like someone jarred the bed . rebecca : no , no , i did n't feel anything . gwen : nurse , i just felt the bed move . i mean , it 's just us . is it possible that ethan moved ? patty : sometimes patients in mr. winthrop 's condition move involuntarily . i think that 's what you felt . gwen : well , if he moved , i mean , does that mean he 's getting better ? patty : dr. russell 's still waiting for test results . and i 'm sure as soon as she gets them she 'll be able to assess your husband 's condition . but we never want to lose hope , mrs. winthrop . gwen : no , i 'm never going to lose hope . rebecca : nurse , i was just telling my daughter that i think it 's very important she stay positive . that 's right , is n't it ? patty : absolutely . but the situation is n't going to change anytime soon , and i think for your husband 's sake it would be good for you to go home and get a good night 's sleep . it 's always easier to stay positive when you 're well rested . rebecca : gwennie , she 's right . you need to stay strong for ethan . theresa 's voice : yeah , get out and go home . gwen : how am i supposed to just leave him here ? just lying here completely disconnected from the world ? rebecca : gwennie , you 're his wife . you are his only connection with the world now , so you have to stay strong . and besides , think of jane . she needs to see you . she needs to see that you 're not both out of her life right now . gwen : well -- all -- all right . just give me a moment to say good night to ethan , ok ? rebecca : oh , honey , of course . listen , i 'll go get the car . gwen : ok . please come back to me . honey , i love you so much . theresa 's voice : but he does n't love you . he loves me . [ scene_break ] sheridan : good night , james . chris : good night , son . sheridan : well , good night . chris : good night . i 'll see you in the morning ? sheridan : yeah . i still ca n't believe you 're going to be here . sleep tight . chris : you , too . sheridan : well , good night . chris : good night . [ scene_break ] gwen : i do not want to leave you . but i know that if you could you 'd tell me to go home and take a bubble bath and try to come back here with a happier face . i know how you do n't like to see me unhappy . babe , i do n't know if i 'm ever going to be happy again , not until you come out of this and you come back to me and you hold me in your arms again . god , i 'm going to miss being in your arms tonight . and i 'll miss making love with you tonight . you have always been the gentlest and the most passionate man in the world from the very first time . do you remember that night ? you had come home to be my date at the spring cotillion i was making my debut . and after all the parents went to bed , we ran out by the pool and we went skinny - dipping . you looked amazing in the moonlight . and we ran to the gazebo . i was usually so self - conscious about myself and about my body , but not with you . never with you . god , you always made me feel so beautiful and so loved . remember , you took me by the hand , then you led me over to the chaise . and you read me that poem you had written for me , remember ? it was so beautiful . that was just the most perfect , most wonderful night that i will never forget for the rest of my life . oh . i 'm going to try to stay positive . i 'm really going to try to stay positive , ok ? no , i 'm going to stay positive . i 'm going to stay positive , and somehow i 'm going to will you to get better . you are going to come back to me , and when you do , i 'm going to take you and jane and we are going to move far away from harmony . we 're just going to go far away from theresa , and i promise you i 'm never going to let her hurt you again . i love you so much . theresa 's voice : you will never take ethan away from me , gwen , never . [ scene_break ] fox : i do n't know . i mean , you think i pushed kay into something that was way over her head ? ivy : oh , i did n't say she could n't handle it , fox . i said it is a possibility . fox : huh . ivy : i mean , after all , if she made a mistake at the cannery , they 'd dock her what , 50 cents ? if she makes a mistake at crane industries , it could cost millions . fox : you know , i had n't thought of that . that is true . ivy : i feel sorry for kay . i really do . i 'm sure she 's doing her best , but you have given her this huge opportunity to fail . fox : right . i did n't -- i was n't trying to do that , though , you know ? i -- ivy : oh , i know . fox : i do n't know what to do . i made such a big deal of giving her the job , i ca n't go back on my word now . what do i do ? ivy : hmm . yeah , well , i see your dilemma . fox : right ? ivy : maybe it 's as simple as just reducing her responsibilities . she might be relieved , you know , to get rid of the pressure . fox : yeah . you may be on to something . ivy : you could even suggest that she go back and take some more college courses , eventually get her degree . and by then , you know , she 'd be more able to handle the complexities of your work . fox : ok . it 's brilliant . then it 's settled . i 'll -- i 'll go talk to her right now . thanks , mom . ivy : oh -- fox : thanks for the advice . hey . do you mind if i have a minute alone with your daughter ? is that possible ? sam : no , no . absolutely . fox : thank you . sam : please , please . fox : thank you . sam : ok . fox : hi . well , first of all , i wanted to apologize , because i 've been a jerk . kay : no , you have n't . no . fox : yeah , i have . kay : no , you had every reason to be upset . and like i said , i do n't know how it happened , but i 'm sorry , anyway . fox : right . so listen , i 've been thinking -- thinking about work , and , you know , how we can handle things at the office from now on , maybe a little better . kay : what do you mean ? fox : well -- i was just thinking that from now , at least , until this , you know , singapore project fiasco blows over , maybe everything that needs to be handled -- i should maybe handle personally , myself , on my own . kay : ok . what do you mean ? like , you do n't want me to do research for you or compile statistics or -- fox : no , you know , i can do all that , i can do all of that myself , and it 'll take the pressure off you , so -- kay : but i do n't feel pressured . fox : it 's for the best , i think . kay : well , then what am i going to be doing ? fox : um -- well , you know , there 's -- there 's plenty to be done , you know . color coordination is one -- one thing off the top of my head , just -- kay : color coordination ? fox : yeah , you like colors , right ? you know how important it is for me to make sure my projects look great , right ? you 're good at that . kay : yeah , yeah , i guess . fine , yeah , whatever you need me to do . fox : really ? kay : mm - hmm . fox : wow . well , thank you . you 're the absolute best . you know that ? i 'm going to get another drink . do you want something ? are you ok or -- kay : i 'm fine . fox : you 're fine ? kay : mm - hmm . fox : i 'll be right back . sam : well , did you and fox patch things up ? kay : not really . he was just telling me that he 's changing my job . dad , i failed . sam : no , you did not . ok , you 're a huge asset to the company , all right ? maybe he 's just trying to protect you . kay 's voice : i wish i could believe that . i think something else is going on . [ scene_break ] ivy : so did you talk to kay ? fox : yeah , you know , i let her know i was going to lighten her workload . ivy : how 'd she take it ? fox : not good , not very good , but you know what ? i 'm going to make it up to her . and i 'm going to do what you suggested . i 'm going to ask her to take some college courses . you know , i think that could be a good thing . ivy : that 's an excellent idea . fox : yeah , yeah , i think it is , i think it is , and then , you know , once she has more training and experience , then i can give her more responsibility . ivy : of course , of -- fox : anyway , as for now , i 'm sure i have a ton of messages that i got to listen to , so i 'm going to do that . valerie : so , how 's it going ? ivy : very well . i 'm sure the next time kay screws up , fox will be forced to fire her , and that will be the end of their relationship . [ scene_break ] sam : so maybe fox took away some of your responsibilities -- kay : some ? he took away everything i was doing . sam : ok . all right . look , it 's not the end of the world , all right ? work hard and you 'll be back doing what you did before , probably even more . kay : i do n't know . sam : sure , you will . ok ? fox will realize that he was smart to give you a second chance . kay 's voice : well , how can i prove myself if someone very close to fox is committed to making me look bad ? [ scene_break ] gwen : i love you very much . i 'll be back first thing in the morning , ok ? i love you . [ door closes ] theresa : she 's wrong . we 're going to be together . that 's our destiny . i 'm sorry , ethan , that this happened . but you 're going to come out of this . i 'm going to give you all the positive energy that you need . and one day , very soon , we 're going to be a family , with our daughter and little ethan , the way that we 're supposed to be . theresa : i love you . i love you very much . [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , they 're going to stay . i 'm going to get to see chris and james every day . there 's nothing to be afraid of now . sheridan : oh , luis . i hope you understand . i hope you 're watching and you 're happy that i have someone -- little james to look after . i wish i had gone with you to find marty . i should have . but i just let my anger get in the way . i 'm so sorry , my love , so sorry . i miss you so much . chris : `` to the zoo . what a nice place for george to live . `` it 's over , son . we 're free . no more running . i can finally be here for you , be the best daddy anyone could ever ask for . i think we finally found a home here , james , with sheridan . [ next_on ] tabitha : with my spell and poison ivy and vicious valerie , i 'm afraid our kay is going to lose her man . gwen : i told the entire nursing staff that theresa 's not permitted anywhere near ethan 's room . theresa : if gwen finds me here , she 's going to kill me .
theresa hides under ethan 's bed as she hears gwen and rebecca coming in , and she has to listen to them rip her up one side and down the other . she also gets to hear gwen going on about their love life , etc . once gwen shuts up and leaves , theresa comes out from under the bed and lays with ethan , comforting him and telling him she will give him the strength to get better and come back to them all . she says they will finally be together as a family , just like they always should have been . fox tries to forget what happened to the crane computers , telling kay they just need to forget about it . in the closet , ivy and valerie celebrate their win over kay , but almost get caught in there when kay hears ivy bang into something . the door is locked so she ca n't see who 's in there , but later , at the blue note , it becomes apparent to her that ivy is behind what happened . ivy talks fox into demoting kay , thinking he 's doing her a favor , but it really hurts her feelings . valerie is planning on hooking fox for herself , with ivy 's help , not realizing ivy has no intention of letting her near her son , either .
kay : i love you , i 've always loved you . i ca n't wait to marry you and raise maria with you . miguel : this is a dream come true . kay : for me , too . kay : i promise that i am going to be a good wife and mother . and i know you are going to be a fantastic husband and father . miguel : what about fox ? kay : well , i guess we 'll tell him as soon as we can . i just do n't want to hurt him . he 's been so good to me , and it 's not like i do n't love him . i just -- miguel : it 's ok . it 's ok , i understand . and hopefully fox will , too . fox : i wo n't lose you , kay . you or maria . the question is , how do i keep you ? god , i 'd rather die than see you marry miguel . fox : that 's it . [ scene_break ] rebecca : no . gwen can not lose ethan to theresa . at least not until i get those x - ray glasses that i ordered off the internet . rebecca 's voice : gwen told me not to let ethan realize she 's gone , but what if he wakes up and sees she 's not here ? the trick is to lull him back to sleep , and gwen did all but order me to take care of ethan , and that could only mean one thing . rebecca : uh , ethan , it 's gwen . i 'm right here . ethan : mm , hi . rebecca 's voice : wait , no . i am only doing this so gwen can bribe j.t . into leaving town . without him , theresa ca n't prove gwen and i outed ethan as a bennett , then framed her for it . it 's costing millions , but at least we 'll finally be free of theresa . theresa : j.t . told me to meet him in his room -- gwen : wait . what are you doing here ? theresa : gwen . it 's none of your business . so is that bag of yours full of money ? gwen : no . is that ? theresa : no . gwen : ok , then . i will just be on my way . theresa : good . i 'm gon na get going , too . gwen : hey , you 're here to meet j.t . , are n't you ? theresa : so are you . gwen : great , this is great . he 's playing us against each other . theresa : whoever pays him the most money gets answers . gwen : damn him . damn it . theresa : damn him straight to hell . [ scene_break ] luis : fancy ! fancy , where are you ? fancy : i 'm here , luis . i 'm here . luis : fancy ! fancy ! luis : tell me where the hell she is , damn it ! chris : i do n't know . sheridan : then why are you here ? paloma : with a rope and flashlight , no less . luis : i told you he knew where she is . chris : luis is wrong . i was only here -- luis : oh , shut up . fancy ! fancy ! fancy : i 'm here , luis . i 'm here . . [ scene_break ] fox : is my idea brilliant , or is it totally whacked ? is kay going to believe me , or is she just going to see it as a way for me not to lose her to miguel ? { julian : god , kay would be insane to choose some peon like miguel who can barely put clothes on his back . how is he going to provide for a wife and daughter ? fox : that 's just the thing . that 's his trump card , that he and kay have a child together . julian : yes , but you know kay loves her daughter more than anything in the world . what you have to do , you have to show her that you are the one that can give maria the best that life has to offer -- the best schools , best house , the best everything -- that you 're the man who can provide for a daughter . not miguel . you have to convince her of that before it 's too late . } [ scene_break ] miguel : i thought i lost you ... both you and maria , but now -- now everything 's perfect , and i promise it will be from now on . kay : i believe you . sometimes you just know you 've made the right decision . you know , deciding to break off my engagement to fox and marry you is definitely one of those times . miguel : you know , the second i came back to harmony and saw you and maria , i just knew it . i knew i had to be with you . kay : well , i 've known all along . when you left to go looking for charity , i guess i was just so hurt and alone , and fox was there , and i could n't help but fall in love with him . miguel : i do n't blame you . fox was here when i was n't . and of course , i sent money for maria , but she needed more than that . and you needed more . and fox gave you both what i wasted on charity -- my time and my love . but i 'm here now , and i promise i will spend the rest of my life making up for all that lost time . kay : i just hate that i have to break off this engagement to him . you know , we just moved up the date , and now i 'm going to call off the wedding ? miguel : that 's why we ca n't waste any time . it would n't be fair to fox . kay : i know , i know , but , oh , he is going to die when he finds out that we 're getting married . oh , he 'll just die . fox : if you feel guilty now , kay , just wait . [ scene_break ] rebecca 's voice : getting in bed with ethan seemed to do the trick . he 's settled back into a much deeper sleep , thinking i 'm gwen . i just hope she gets back from paying off j.t . soon . i do n't know how much longer i can take care of ethan without taking care of us both . rebecca 's voice : no ! this is not right . rebecca : um , honey , i need to freshen up a little bit . ethan : hurry back , all right ? rebecca : ok , down , rebecca . ethan is my daughter 's husband . he 's my son - in- law . i 'm practically old enough to be his older -- sister . ok , i mean , on the other hand , though , gwen did practically order me to take care of him , and , my goodness , women on soaps do this sort of thing all the time . but could i ? absolutely . should i ? mm , probably not . will i ? who are we kidding ? no . mm -- nah . ah . a mother 's work is never done . [ scene_break ] gwen : i am not going to let you win . i am going to pay j.t . so much money that he is going to leave town without ethan ever seeing him . theresa : no , gwen . i 'm going to pay j.t . even more money to keep him in harmony so he can prove to ethan what you did , that you 've been lying to him all this time . gwen : no , you wo n't . theresa : yes , i will . gwen : mm , you wo n't . theresa : mm , yeah , i will . j.t . : ladies , where 's the loot ? oh , it 's so nice to see you both . i ca n't wait to tally up your contributions to my retirement fund . theresa : you brought us here under false pretenses , j.t . gwen : you 're playing us against each other . j.t . : that 's right . whoever brought me the most money , gets their honey . ethan winthrop . [ scene_break ] luis : fancy ! fancy ! damn it , why is n't she answering ? paloma : maybe she 's too far away to hear you calling her . luis : is she ? chris : how would i know ? luis : because you know where she is ! chris : no , i do n't . sheridan : then why did you come here ? chris : why ? because of his vision , or whatever . the dirt , the darkness , it reminded me of caves . and these were the closest ones to the estate . sheridan : we 've never been here before , so how did you know to come here ? chris : i 've overheard some people talking about them once when i was out with james . i came here to try and find fancy . paloma : why did n't you tell us where you were going ? chris : i left without saying anything because i did n't want to get anybody 's hopes up , ok ? acting on a hunch , based on luis ' visitation ? it 's a little far- fetched , ok ? and if i was wrong , i did n't want to feel stupid for trying to help . luis : and you do n't think it 's the slightest bit suspicious that we discovered you in these obscure caves ? not to mention the fact that it 's the place that fancy 's cell phone led us to . chris : you know , i 'm sick and tired of your conspiracy theories . me being here is a stroke of luck . luis : yeah , i 'll bet it is . it 's all right , i 'll get the truth once i find fancy . sheridan : where on earth could she be ? luis : fancy ? fancy ! luis : fancy ! fancy : what ? luis : fancy , we know you 're here . just tell us where you are . fancy : luis . oh , luis . ah ! [ scene_break ] fox : i hope this works . kay : god , i hate having to do this . it is going to kill fox to know that i 'm breaking off our engagement to marry you . miguel : i know it 's hard , but the sooner you get this over with , the better it will be for everyone . kay : ok . fox : no , doctor , that 's all right , i do n't mind you calling this late . i 'm rather anxious to find out what my test results are . kay : what test results ? fox : listen , i appreciate you trying to be diplomatic , doc , but i 've been worrying about this for long enough , so please just cut to the chase . am i going to live or die ? kay : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] j.t . : mrs. crane , mrs. winthrop , after you . whoever said you ca n't put a price on the truth is about to be proven wrong . gwen : who the hell do you think you are , playing us against each other ? theresa : that 's low , j.t . , even for a sneaky little snake like you . j.t . : ladies , please , this is my chance at a big score . how can you blame me for making the most of it ? theresa : you 're going to need the money for reconstructive surgery . gwen : yeah , and not on your face . j.t . : my kibble and bits have taken a pounding since i came back to harmony . now , if you two do n't stop hurting me , i 'm going to make sure you both lose ethan . theresa : no . gwen : you ca n't do that . j.t . : oh -- oh , watch me . i can tell him any lurid lie to make him hate you both . so back off . theresa : fine . gwen : fine . no more hitting . j.t . : ok . now , let 's get down to business , shall we ? ok , here 's the deal . whoever brought me the most money gets ethan . whoever comes up short , loses the lug . simple as that . so , show me the money . [ scene_break ] fancy : [ yelling ] help ! somebody help me ! help ! i need help ! sheridan : fancy . paloma : she 's alive . chris : thank god . luis : it 's this way . and you better hope that she 's all right , because if she 's not -- sheridan : luis , please , all right ? chris could n't have had anything to do with fancy 's disappearance . he was with me at the cottage when it happened . luis : you know what , like i said , i 'll find out the truth . fancy : help ! please , someone help me ! luis : fancy ! fancy , where are you ? fancy : i 'm down in some hole ! please help me ! luis : we will , do n't worry . fancy ! fancy : down here ! paloma : down where ? luis : there ! oh , my god . she must have either fallen in here , or she was shoved . which was it , chris ? chris : how the hell would i know ? luis : because you did it ! sheridan : luis , please , fancy needs help . luis : fancy , it 's all right , you can relax now . we 'll get you up out of there in no time , all right ? fancy : hurry , luis ! please help me ! luis : [ quietly ] oh , my god . this is not gon na be easy . fancy : help me , luis . please do n't let me die . [ scene_break ] fox : uh - huh . right . ok , please , doctor , in english . what does that mean ? kay : what could possibly be wrong with him ? miguel : i think he 's about to find out , kay . [ fox laughs ] miguel : he 's just joking with the doctor . kay : god , but why would he be talking to a doctor this late in the first place ? miguel : that 's a good question . fox : ah , no , i 'm sorry , doctor , sometimes i joke around like that . but everything 's fine , right ? i mean , all the test results came back negative . excuse me ? but , doctor , you just said that -- i 'm sorry , doctor , maybe -- maybe i 'm not hearing you right . the test results showed what ? oh , doctor , it 's worse than you thought ? but then that would mean that i 'm really dying . but no , doc , i ca n't die , i 'm about to marry kay right now . oh , my god . kay and maria , what am i going to do ? [ scene_break ] rebecca : this could be my best sex - capade ever . i mean better than when i was filibustering with all those congressmen in the cloak room . oh , the special way the cadets stand at attention . oh , and the best part is that gwen practically begged me to take care of ethan . and we all know what that means . of course , i would only do it so that he does n't know that gwen 's not here . oh , the things us mothers do for our daughters . rebecca : so here 's to you , mrs. robinson . rebecca : i 'm here , ready for the taking . ethan : mm , come here , baby . [ scene_break ] gwen : you know , you should be ashamed of yourself . j.t . : oh , i am . shame is my middle name . theresa : you make me sick . j.t . : i hear that a lot . gwen : let 's just get on with this . theresa : yeah , i 've waited long enough to be with ethan . gwen : i 'm sure you and jared will be very happy together , since there is no way you 're going to wind up with ethan . theresa : oh no , i 'm going to win . ethan is going to be mine . j.t . : what is it about ethan that has had you two fighting over him for all of these years now ? gwen : ethan is the most wonderful man i have ever known . he 's handsome , he 's noble , loving . theresa : he 's the absolute best . to be loved by him is a gift . it 's really hard to put into words . j.t . : wow . gwen : you 're actually getting what we 're saying ? j.t . : oh , no . i was just thinking about all of this money and how i can live the good life till i drop . but first i 'm going to count it . then we will see which one of you lucky ladies spends her life with ethan and which one of you ends up bitter and alone . [ scene_break ] luis : fancy , just stay calm , all right ? we 'll have you up out of there in no time . fancy : please hurry , luis . i think this thing is slipping . luis : just stay still , ok ? no sudden movements . fancy : ok . i 'm slipping . luis : hold still . sheridan : fancy , it 's ok . luis knows what he 's doing . luis : if you did n't know she was down there , what did you bring this for ? chris : at least i came prepared . luis : funny , because you do n't strike me as the boy scout type . sheridan : luis , please . it does make sense that if chris thought fancy was trapped in a cave , he would bring rope and a flashlight , just in case he found her . luis : and what do you know , he did . fancy , listen to me . i 'm going to lower you down a rope , ok ? just tie it around your waist and then we 'll bring it back up . fancy : ok . { chris : i 'm not going to let you kill her . spike : well , how are you going to explain you being here -- with me ? you do n't think luis is gon na be able to put two and two together when fancy tells him ? come on , wake up , stupid . luis has been trying to pin something on you to take away your wife . now , is that what you want -- to lose that precious sheridan to luis ? } luis : what the hell -- fancy , watch out ! fancy : ah ! [ scene_break ] kay : fox is dying . oh , my god . fox : thanks , doc . i just needed a moment there for what you said to sink in . what ? no , no , doctor , i do n't want to tell kay right now . listen , our wedding is coming up , and i want kay to be able to look back on the day that we got married as one of the happiest times in the short little time we were able to spend together . she is the most amazing woman i 've ever met before . i just ca n't believe i 'm going to have to leave her and maria so soon after we make things official . it 's just -- fox : i 'm sorry , doc , but i love kay too much to burden her with all my problems right now . i want kay to be as happy about our future together for as long as she can be . kay : my god . how wonderful is he ? to be putting me first at a time like this ? he just found out that he is dying , and all he can think about is making me happy . miguel : yeah . kay : i ca n't believe this is happening . miguel : me either . kay : i mean , here we were about to tell him that i was going to call off our engagement and marry you and he just found out he 's dying . miguel : that is some coincidence all right . kay : well , this changes everything . miguel : what do you mean ? kay : i ca n't tell him this now . it would kill him to know that i wanted to call off our wedding . [ scene_break ] fancy : oh ! sheridan : oh , thank god . paloma : the board missed her . luis : are you ok ? fancy : just get me out of here . luis : what , are you trying to finish her off before i can save her ? chris : do n't be ridiculous , luis . for god 's sake , fancy is sheridan 's niece . i would n't want to hurt her or anybody else , for that matter . luis : yeah , i wonder . sheridan : stop accusing chris of something he could n't have possibly done . luis : yeah , chris had some help . paloma : speaking of help , we need to get fancy back up here before something terrible happens . luis : fancy ! fancy : i have the rope . luis : good . now , listen to me , tie it around your waist as carefully as you can . i 'm going to pull you up , all right ? i hope to god this works . ethan : you are hot tonight , honey . rebecca : no , it 's you who are hot . you and your rock - hard muscle -- i mean muscles . ethan : what ? rebecca ! oh , my god . rebecca : surprise ! no , uh - uh , no . having sex with ethan is a bad idea . i mean , it 's just plain wrong . besides , he would know it was me and not gwen . i mean , i am so much more passionate and limber than gwen is . what is taking her so long ? i mean , why is it taking her so long to bribe j.t . ? [ scene_break ] theresa : how dare j.t . ask me for more money . i already gave him a fortune to prove to ethan that you 're a liar . gwen : well , it 's too bad that the money you paid him before does n't count . it 's only who pays him the most tonight , which , fyi , is going to be me . theresa : no . gwen : yeah . theresa , there is no way you can win . look , i traded in my grandmother 's jewelry for cash . plus , i got every dime of my mother 's multimillion dollar divorce settlement from julian . theresa : wait , you got rebecca to give you money ? gwen : yeah . did n't count on that , did you , hon ? theresa : well , knowing your mother , you did n't either . gwen : well , my mother became a very wealthy woman from that divorce settlement . so with all that money on my pile , there is no way you can match it , let alone beat it . so , once j.t . tallies up the sum , i 'm going to win . man : [ whispering ] money . man : money . singers : money makes the world go around the world go around it makes the world go ' round a mark , a yen , a buck or a pound a buck or a pound a buck or a pound is all that makes the world go around that clinking clanking sound can make the world go ' round money , money , money , money money , money , money , money j.t . : my tally is complete . gwen : ok , who won ? theresa : yes , who won ? j.t . : after carefully checking and rechecking , counting and double counting , i have no doubt which one of you brought me the most money . gwen : ok , so you going to keep quiet and leave town like i asked ? theresa : or are you going to stay in harmony and prove to ethan that it was gwen and rebecca who outed him as a bennett to the tabloid , like i want ? j.t . : well , that 's the megamillion dollar question , is n't it ? theresa : all right , yes , so tell us . tells us who won -- or me ? j.t . : gwen- gwen : i knew it , i knew it ! i won , i won . ethan 's mine . you lost . yes ! [ scene_break ] fox : do n't worry , doctor , i wo n't do anything stupid . i want to live as long as i can for kay and maria 's sake . sure , i 'll be in touch . fox 's voice : well it sounds like my bad news did the trick . kay : he 's dying , miguel . he 's dying . miguel : getting news like that out of the blue is unbelievable . are you sure you do n't want to tell him you 're leaving him for me so that he can hear all the bad news at once . kay : yes , i 'm sure . my god , he just found out he 's dying . i 'm ashamed you would even say something like that . miguel : what are you gon na do ? just keep quiet and marry fox ? fox : oh , hey , there you are . i just woke up and you were gone . kay : are you ok ? fox : i 'm fine . what are you two doing out here together so late ? miguel : the thing is , there 's something we need to tell you . kay : miguel ! fox : ok , well out with it . what do you need to tell me ? [ scene_break ] luis : you almost done ? fancy : yeah . luis : well you should probably hurry it up . paloma : luis , we 're running -- luis : i know we 're running out of time . you ready ? fancy : i 'm trying to get it tight , but -- luis : fancy , you need to get a move on here . sheridan : fancy , she almost -- fancy : ah ! luis : fancy ! no ! [ scene_break ] rebecca : oh , i need something cold to drink . ethan : gwen ? gwen , honey , where are you ? rebecca : oh , no , ethan 's waking up . if he finds me here instead of gwen he 's going to know something 's up . what are we gon na do ? ethan : gwen . [ scene_break ] j.t . : oh , come on , gwen . look at the bright side . you get to keep the money you brought . theresa : yeah , j.t . is right . now you and rebecca can go on being the two rich bitches i 've come to know and loathe . gwen : oh , go to hell , theresa . theresa : you know , i think i am going to go to ethan instead -- with j.t . j.t . : coming , dear . theresa : yes , now we 're going to go to the b & b and show ethan the proof that you and your mother were the ones who exposed his true paternity and then framed me for it . and then ... well , you know what happens next . gwen : i ca n't believe this . i ca n't believe i 'm going to lose ethan . theresa : and jane . [ next_on ] theresa : j.t . , let 's go to the b & b and show ethan the proof . gwen : did you have sex with my husband ? paloma : luis just dived into the shaft after fancy . sheridan : there 's just no way luis could survive a plunge like that .
as fox watched kay and miguel making plans for her to dump him and marry miguel , his heart was breaking , but he also got angry . he remembered julian telling him to kill miguel and get him out of the way , but he came up with a better idea . when kay and miguel came to his room to break the news to him , he pretended to be talking to a doctor , getting news that he only has a few months to live . kay ca n't go through with their plan knowing this , but miguel does n't care . luis , sheridan , and paloma finally found fancy today , then had to figure out how to rescue her from the ever - slipping platform she is stuck on . they found it strange that chris knew where the mine shaft was , and that he came with a rope to pull her out with , but he continued to deny he knew she was there . as luis began pulling her up with the rope tied around her waist , the platform fell out from under her and she fell even further .
grace : you have to go back out there . my husband 's still out there . we have to find my husband , please . ivy 's voice : poor sam . it 's killing him to hear grace call david her husband . of course , it 's not true , but grace believes it now , and poor sam can see how concerned she is . you 've done it now , grace . sam will never forgive this . your marriage to sam is over . sheridan : thank god you 're all right . i thought i 'd lost you . luis : sheridan , i 'm fine . sheridan : thank god . pilar : antonio , why would you say that maybe it was better if you were lost at sea ? do n't you know how much we all love you ? antonio : does sheridan love me ? sheridan : luis , please , you have to be all right . [ luis coughs ] sheridan : oh ! oh ! man : good . looks like he 's going to be all right . sheridan : oh , thank god . oh , luis , you 're going to be all right . thank god you did n't leave me . antonio : does sheridan love me , mama ? pilar : antonio , are you all right ? oh , antonio -- antonio : i 'm watching my wife ho m my brother in her arms . no , mama , i 'm not all right . i 'm not all right . carol : so far , no sign of a survivor has been found . mrs. wallace : i ca n't believe that they could n't find charlie . she 's in the ocean ! we all saw it with our own eyes -- charlie 's car going flying off that bridge just like that -- [ imitates crash ] charlie : now poor sheridan thinks that her baby was in that car with charlie . but it 's not true . no , this poor little fella is lying here with me . my devious daughter did this , and she had no right to take you away . uh - uh . i 'll tell you , s 's 's nuttier than a fruitcake . kidnap sheridan just so she could steal her baby , and then she pretends that she 's pregnant just so she could pass it off at luis ' baby with her . you figure it out . now it looks as if beth 's really going to get away with this . oh , no . beth : well , it 's all over . charlie 's dead . luis and sheridan think their baby died in the car with her . it 's all over . i 've finally won . now , after this is finished , luis and i will live happily ever after . with charlie out of the way , luis will never know the truth about my plan . hmm . charlie : beth . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life brenda : a classic . johnny : man , iever forget a face . my friends call me love shack because of the name there . had a childhood . mrs. wallace : this is not right . a baby should never have to grown up without its real mommy . how did beth get away with this ? it is not fair . evil -- evil should never triumph over good . yeah , you know what , precious ? life should be like the fairy tales . what is this one ? `` hansel and gretel . `` oh , yeah . ha - ha , oh , yeah . and beth is definitely like -- definitely like the witch in this one -- oh , yeah -- who 's going to get her comeuppance . and that 's right . she should be punished . beth should not get away with all the evil she has done . hansel : oh . gretel : oh , we have to find our baby , hansel . hansel : we will . we just have to keep looking . gretel : i 'm so hungry . oh , wow . look . look at this house . hansel : i see it . it 's made out of cakes and candies . oh . they 're good . gretel : then we can eat some of it ? hansel : i do n't see why not . gretel : but what if the owner comes out and sees us and gets mad ? woman : oh , do n't worry about that , my dears . i do n't mind . hansel : really ? woman : no , no , but why stay out here and nibble when you can go inside and i 'll make you a feast ? then you can all of the cake and the candy that you want . gretel : oh . hansel : wow . grgretel : thank you . we 've been looking for our baby , and we are so tired . hansel : we really are . we 're tired . woman : well , go inside , then ! i mean , go inside , and you can fill your bellies and take a lovely nap . i 'm sure you 'll find your baby soon . hansel : ok . witch : i 'll help you find your baby -- not . [ witch cackles ] pilar : antonio , do n't pay any attention to them . sheridan is just -- antonio : no , mama , don't . i just need to talk to sheridan myself -- and luis . grace : please , my -- my husband is out there . you have to help him . antonio : grace , what 's wrong ? did you say that sam -- he 's still out there ? ivy : no , grace meant her husband david . antonio : david ? ivy : her legal husband . grace : he went out to join the search , and he did n't come back . please , you 've got to find him . antonio : grace , are you sure he 's not back ? grace : no , he 's not . sam : grace , we 'll go find him . listen up . we need a team to go back out , all right ? one of the volunteers is missing . luis : what 's going on ? did somebody see the baby ? sam : no , luis , i 'm sorry . grace : no , it 's david . he 's missing . antonio : i 'll go out . beth : what 's -- what 's happening ? was someone spotted in the ocean ? luis : david 's still out there ? i 'm going back out there , too . sheridan : no , luis , you 're not strong enough . luis : no , i 'm fine . come on , everybody 's been looking so hard . it 's the least that i can do . come on , maybe i can see something out there that could lead us to the kidnapper or the baby . beth 's voice : well , you wo n't find anything out there , luis . charlie 's dead . [ charlie groans ] mrs . wallace : would you look at this , precious . the witch in this book is definitely beth . so evil . got wicked down to a science . so why ca n't beth be punished like the evil witch in this book , huh ? you tell me , where 's the justice in that , huh ? `` and the wicked witch gave hansel and gretel all the delicious food they could eat . `` hansel : this is so good . gretel : mmm , so good . witch : well , i have plenty more . more food , you two . our guests are hungry . [ clucking ] hansel : little bo peep ? gretel : chicken little ? why are you dressed like that ? those characters are n't in this book . chicken little : wardrobe did n't have anything else . hey , you 're lucky we 're not the tortoise and the hare . [ clucks ] witch : pay no attention to those two . they 're my servants . gretel : your servants ? witch : that 's right . now chop - chop , you two . pick up these dirty plates . chicken little : you 're in danger . gretel : what ? chicken little : you 're in -- witch : skiddle - dee , into the scullery with ye . [ clucks ] hansel : what did that chicken say ? gretel : i did n't get it . oh , i am so full . witch : have some dessert . gretel : oh . hansel : oh . that looks good , too . gretel : oh , so delicious . witch : eat , eat . is n't it delicious ? hansel : this is really good , old woman . but we need to get back out into the forest and find our baby . gretel : yeah , we have to find our baby . witch : no . oh , i mean , no . you -- you could get lost , and then who would find your poor baby ? you 're exhausted . you should sleep , and then you can continue your search tomorrow . hansel : that sounds like a good idea . gretel : hmm , yeah . hansel : but , no , we need to find our baby . gretel : yeah , thanks again . bye . [ gretel gasps ] hansel : how 'd you do that ? witch : do what ? gretel : you were -- inside . now you 're out here . witch : you ai n't seen nothing yet . [ witch cackles ] [ gretel screams ] hansel : leave us alone . gretel : i want to leave , hansel . hansel : you let us go , you witch . witch : you 're not going anywhere . gretel : we have to find our baby . witch : well , look no further . i have your baby . [ witch cackles ] [ gretel gasps ] gretel : my baby ! [ witch cackles ] beth : i 'm really sorry about everything that 's happened , sheridan . sheridan : i still have hope that they 'll find my baby . pilar : or the kidnapper . if they found her , maybe they could ask her whether the baby was in the car or not . sheridan : the kidnapper could still be alive . i 'm praying that she is . beth 's voice : no . charlie 's dead . she has to be dead , and all they 'll find is her dead body . sam : ok , we all know the general area where david was diving . let 's get out there and find him . luis : yeah , and since we 're going back out there , let 's make sure we 're looking for a baby and a kidnapper , too . grace : and , please , hurry . david could be in trouble . sam : we 'll find him , grace . ivy : you 're driving sam away , grace . you 're driving him right into my arms . sam : ok , we 're all set . let 's go . grace : david ! oh , thank god . we were so worried . what happened ? david : i -- i got -- i got caught up in a current , and i could n't get out of it . i 'm sorry if i caused anyone any concern . grace : well , they were just going to go out and look for you . i 'll get a paramedic . david : no , no , i 'm ok . grace : i 'm just so happy you 're all right . ivy : grace has made her choice , and it 's david . that leaves sam for me . officer : luis ? luis : yeah . officer : we 've got to talk to you . antonio : is it about the baby ? because it 's my baby . you can talk to me . sheridan : what 's going on ? luis : we do n't know yet . officer : look , we 've got some news . sheridan : is it about my baby ? well , what is it ? what did you find ? charlie : beth -- beth -- oh . life . global invites you to get involved and make a difference . november twelfth small . global news is a gretel : no . no . my baby . no . no . hansel : open this cage . you let our baby out of here . gretel : give us back our baby . witch : you want to be with your baby , do you ? gretel : oh , yes ! witch : as you wish . step aside . gretel : my baby ! oh , my baby . oh . [ hansel and gretel gasp ] gretel : no . hansel : hey , you let us out of here . witch : first you want in , then you want out . make up your mind . hansel : let us out . witch : oh , sorry , kids . no can do . you 're going to be my guests for a while , and i 'm going to feed you very royally , too . gret : why ? what do you want with us ? witch : well , you 're going to be my dinner , dearie . and once i fatten you up , it 's going to be a family buffet here at my little house of candy and sweets . [ witch laughs ] [ gretel cries ] chicken little : oh , no . i tried to warn them this would happen . it 's too late now . [ witch laughs ] [ gretel cries ] paramedic : we heard you had a hard time getting back to us . david : oh , no , i 'm fine , thanks . paramedic : we 'd better take a look at you . grace : let them look at you . you were out there a long time . david : ok . grace : david , i -- i thought i lost you . officer : chief ? chief ? sam : yeah ? officer : coast guard has some news . they 're talking to luis and sheridan right now . sam : ok , i 'll be right over . officer : ok . sam : i got to get out of here . ivy : sam , if there 's anything i can do -- sam : thanks , ivy . ivy : sure . grace : where 's sam ? david : i do n't know . i did n't see him . paramedic : could you give us sosome space , mrs . bennett ? grace : oh , of course . i 'm sorry . where 'd sam go ? ivy : well , you must be very happy , grace , to have your husband back . is david all right ? grace : he 's going to be fine , ivy . you know what ? i do n't have to listen to your snide remarks anymore . that 's why i kicked you out of the house , remember ? so back off ! ivy : oh , i 'll be happy to back off . i 'm sure sam will back off , too . grace : what ? ivy : do n't you know what just happened here ? grace : you know , ivy , i don know what you 're talking about . ivy : well , let me clarify it for you , grace . do you remember how worried and concerned you were when david was late coming back from the search ? grace : well , yes . so what ? look , ivy , cut to the chase . ivy : were you aware that you were calling for someone to help you find your husband , that you were telling everybody how worried you were about your husband david ? sam certainly heard it . grace : no , i said , david . ivy : no , you said , david , `` my husband . `` hank : we 've got another man missing -- david hastings . heevever made it back to shore with the rest of us . grace : please , you 've got find him . it 's david . i ca n't lose him . i ca n't lose my husband . oh , my god , i did . ivy : yes , you certainly did . and you should have seen sam 's face when he heard you . grace : oh , no . sam -- ivy : oh , no , he 's gone back to work , grace , but i think that he finally realizes how you truly feel about david . and from the look on his face , i 'd say that he knows that he 's lost his place in your heart and that david is yourrurue husband and he means nothing to you . grace : no , no , that 's not true . ivy : is n't it ? we all know how long you 've been struggling with this decision about who you really love -- david or sam . well , i think tonight , you decided . when it came right down to it , david was the only man you were concerned about . you completely forgot about sam . sam : what 's up ? luis : well , the coast guard has some news for us , and , well , we were waiting for you . so , you guys want to go ahead and tell us ? antonio : it 's our baby . tell us what 's going on . sam : yeah , tell us what you found . officer : i 'm sorry , sir , but there 's no way we 're going to find that car tonight . and -- second officer : and even if we did find it , it would n't matter . antonio : what do you mean , it would n't matter ? it 's our baby . it could be in that car . officer : i 'm sorry , sir , but that car has been submerged for quite some time now . no air would have remained . second officer : whoever was in that car would n't have made it . they 'd be dead by now . sheridan : oh , my god . my baby . oh , my god , my baby . singer : you are my passion for life witch : now , eat up , you two . you 're not fat enough yet . gretel : i ca n't eat any more . witch : you better eat , or i 'll fry your baby right in front of your eyes right now . chicken little : she 'll do it , too . hansel : no . we 'll eat . witch : that 's better . hansel : how can you be such a monster ? how can you even think of eating us ? witch : well , there is one way to save yourselves . hansel : how ? witch : kiss me . hansel : no way . witch : [ as beth ] kiss me , luis . [ normal voice ] i mean -- hansel . love me . take me as your wife , and we can raise your chi t together . hansel : what about gretel ? witch : well , we could eat her . [ gretel gasps ] witch : or we could let her go . hansel : i would n't kiss you if you were the last witch on earth . witch : very well . [ explosion ] witch : you 'll alle eaten . either you take me , or your precious gretel and your baby will be my dinner , and i will make you watch before i eat you . [ witch cackles ] chicken little : psst . she means it . you have to get out of here . hansel : how ? do you have a key for the lock ? chicken little : oh , no . but i have a plan . [ chicken little whispers ] witch : have you two finished your strudel ? i want you to eat every bite . and then once i fattened you up , i 'm going to make a delicious dinner , roasted in the oven with all of my wonderful vegetables . hansel : you 'll never get me into that oven . witch : oh , and how do you propose to stop me ? hansel : i 'll stop you -- somehow . witch : oh , no , you wo n't because i 'm going to cook you first . now i will prepare you fofor roasting . hansel : on second thought , i do n't really want to die and i do n't want to see you eat gretel or the baby , so maybe kissing you is n't so bad . gretel : no , hansel , do n't do it . hansel : no . it 's ok , gretel . you 'll find someone new to love . witch : are you sure you 're ready to give in and be mine ? hansel : yes . now open the cage . witch : kiss me first . hansel : well , i ca n't really kiss you behind these bars . witch : well , ok . witch : ok , kiss me . hansel : ok , well , close your eyes . witch : what ? absolutely not . hansel : you ca n't have a really romantic kiss unless you close your eyes , and you want a really romantic kiss , do n't you ? witch : well , yes , i do . hansel : so do i . close your eyes . [ hansel laughs ] witch : oh , no ! oh , no ! oh , let me out ! [ witch screams ] witch : let me out ! help ! let me out of here ! let me out ! i 'm burning ! [ witch screams ] grace : i actually called david my husband and ran to him when he came out of the ocean and completely forgot about sam ? ivy : i would think you 'd be thrilled , grace . grace : thrilled ? why would i be thrilled that i hurt sam ? ivy : because now all of this indecision you 've been going through about who really has your heart -- david or sam -- it 's done , it 's over . you know it 's david . grace : i did n't even know what i was saying . ivy : i think they call that a freudian slip , grace . you know , on the surface , it seems like sam is the one because of all the years you 've spent together and the children you have and the wonderful times . you think that he 's the man you will always love . but deep down in your subconscious , that man is david . and tonight , when you thought you 'd lost him , all of those feelings came rushing up . and you finally have to face the fact that david is the man who has the special place in your heart . grace : i ca n't believe what i 've done . ivy : sam was devastated , grace , but do n't worry about him . he 'll be fine . grace : oh , shut up , ivy . just shut up . ivy : what ? grace : do n't act like you do n't have a vested interest in this . you want sam . you 've always wanted him . ivy : you know , grace , i thought you would just be happy to have the greatest question in your life answered . paramedic : mam , m , your husband -- you can see him now . grace : my husband . sheridan : no . no . my baby ca n't be dead . you have to keep searching ! officer : i 'm sorry , ma'am , but that would be pointless . chief bennett , you 're in charge of this operation . it 's your call . sam : thank you , ok . that will be the end of the rescue mission . i 'll let you know when we start the recovery mission . sheridan : no . sam : thanks . sheridan : no . no ! please do n't give up on my baby ! luis : wait a second , all right ? just hold on here a minute . pilar : what is it , mijo ? luis : look , we 're all grieving over the loss of a baby . no one saw the baby in the car . did anyone see a baby ? anyone ? sheridan : the car seat -- sam : no , no , no , look , luis was right . xd we saw what looked like a baby car seat , but we never actually saw it . and we certainly did n't see a baby . luis : we have no hard evidence that the kidnapper had the baby in the car . sheridan : well , then where is my baby ? luis : sheridan , the baby could be anywhere , with anyone . antonio : the baby could still be alive . luis : yeah , there 's a chance . until we see evidence to the contrary . pilar : mijo , where do we look for this baby ? i mean , if it 's alive and in someone else 's care , how will we find it ? luis : we 'll start with an amber alert . then a nationwide alert for people to be on the lookout for a newborn infant with anyone who looks the least bit suspicious . sheridan : there 's still a chance , then , is n't there ? luis : there 's always a chance . look , if we could find this kidnapper , we 'd have some answers , but we 're not giving up . not yet . beth 's voice : well , thankfully , charlie is long dead by now . swimming with the fishes . witch : let me out of here ! let me out of here ! i 'm burning ! [ witch screams ] witch : i 'm burning ! oh ! gretel : oh , hansel , thank goodness we 're safe . witch : burning ! hansel : yes , we 're safe now . witch : i 'll get you ! i 'll get you both ! hansel : we got to get out of here , and fast . chicken little : yes , yes , go quickly and never come back ! witch : do n't let me die ! chicken little : goodbye , hansel . goodbye , gretel . witch : let me out ! do n't let me die ! [ witch screams ] chicken little : come on , you . i 'll make the sauce . you get the veggies . come on . [ witch screams ] witch : ooh ! mrs. wallace : `` and hansel and gretel lived happily ever after . `` that 's what should happen to beth . i wonder -- i wonder what 's going on down at that bridge . ivy : are you all right , david ? david : yeah , i 'm fine . thanks , ivy . i got out before it was too late . grace : i 'm so glad you 're ok , david . sam : hello , grace . acace : sam . sam : david , you all right ? gl david : yeah , i 'm fine , thanks . sam : yeah , we really appreciate you joining the search . grace : sam -- sam : look , i know , grace . we have to talk about a lot of things . ivy : you do n't have to do another thing , david . sam and grace are finished . david : only because of our lies , ivy . because we set them up . ivy : well , who cares why ? the important thing is that sam and grace are over , and pretty soon you and i will both be with the people we love . you 'll be with grace , and i 'll be with sam . luis : sheridan , come on . you ca n't give up hope here , ok ? you 've got to think positively . antonio : you 're right . sheridan and i hope our baby will be found . luis : well , we all do . [ helicopter approaches ] luis : what 's going on ? luis : hey , jimmy , atat 's up ? jimmy : helicopter pilot spotted something in the water moving towards the north end of the beach . luis : what is it ? is it a person or what ? jimmy : i 'm not sure . the radio transmissions have been too full of static . hank : whoa , buddy , whoa . whoa , you 're still a little wobbly . let them take a look at it . sheridan : luis , please , stay with us . do n't put yourself in any more danger . luis : yeah , i guess i 'm not as strong as i thought . hank : can you see anything ? pilar : what could they have seen ? sheridan : maybe it 's the kidnapper and we 'll find out what happened to our baby . [ charlie groans ] charlie : i ca n't let them get me . i got to find a place to hide . grace : sam , what you heard -- i can explain . sam : can you , grace ? paramedic : ma'am , your husband 's still pretty shaky . second paramedic : you should probably get him home soon , warm him up . grace : yes , thank you . sam : look , we can talk abtt this later , ok ? you do what you have to do . i 've got to get back over there and help with the search . grace : sam , i 'm -- i 'm so sorry -- sam : hey , go help david , ok ? that 's what you really want to do . david : grace , you ok ? grace : yeah . let 's get you home . ivy : sa i i 'm so sorry . i heard grace calling david her husband . i know how much that must have hurt you . sam : yes , she said that she could explain . yeah , i wonder what logical explanation she could come up with with that ? ivy : i do n't know . sam : look , i got work to do . officer : chief bennett , you 've got to come see this . sam : ok , i 'll be right over . look , i 'll talk to you later , ok ? i 'm sure grace and i will talk at home . thanks . ivy : the only talk you will have with grace , sam , is about how soon she can move out of the house and into the bed - and - breakfast with david . carol : we 're trying to get a better shot of the beach , buwewe ca n't get any closer . there 's suddenly a lot of activity down there . the helicopter searchlight seems to be focusing on one particular area . mrs. wallace : oh , good lord , what have they found ? that ca n't be charlie , can it ? carol : it looks as if the police are circling in on something or someone . it 's speculated that the kidnapper might not have drowned after all . mrs. wallace : oh , boy , oh , boy , wait till beth hears that . boy , if they found charlie and she 's alive , it is all over for beth . see , precious , it 's just like in the fairy tales here . the evil witch does get her comeuppance . beth is finally going to pay for all the evil she has done . [ mrs. wallace laughs ] pilar : what is it ? what did they find ? sheridan : please let it be the kidnapper . luis : i hope she 's alive so i can question her . antonio : i just pray the baby was n't in the car . hank : look , they 've spotted something . charlie : i ca n't let them spot me . ca n't let them catch me . oh , man . everything -- everything would be ruined . sam : can you see anything ? what did the helicopter spot ? luis i do n't see a damn thing . antonio : well , it 's focused over there . sam : when you see what 's down there , it 's all going to change , luis . you and sheridan will finally have all the answers concerning your baby . charlie : damn it . leave me alone . sam : over there . sheridan : but they said no one could survive . there 's no air in the car . antonio : the coast guard said they should be dead by now . beth : oh , my god . officer : over here . get that light over here . charlie : damn it . mrs. wallace : the baby was crying , so i thought i 'd bring it to its mother . you know , i thought sheridan was here . pilar : sheridan , you know , she was so scared . you know how much she loves you . antonio : it 's about how much she loves luis . that 's what i 'm asking about .
antonio realizes the love between sheridan and luis as they await for news on their child . in all the comotion the harmony residents believe charlie is dead . beth meanwhile prays that her `` companion `` charlie is finally dead . sam is devastated when he hears a bewildered grace call for her husband ... david .
whitney : you are truly unbelievable . i mean , you have yet another plot to try to get ethan back ? have n't you learned anything ? theresa : whitney -- whitney : no , please . please do n't try to convince me -- no , not this time . for years now , you have plotted and schemed to try to get ethan back , and what 's been your result ? pain -- pain for you , pain for ethan . my god , you know , you 're lying in a hospital bed right now because of your scheming . that 's enough . no more plotting , theresa , no more . theresa : you know what , whitney ? i 'm not plotting to get ethan back this time . i 'm leaving it up to fate . whitney : fate , theresa ? theresa : yes , fate , whitney . carrying these twins inside of me then losing one of them was horrible , but now this baby will live . and when it comes out that this is my baby and ethan 's , he will come back to me , whitney . it is fate . ethan : how are we going to get through this , huh ? we lost a son . gwen : i know . oh , god , our son . well , we 're never going to forget him . and , honey , his sacrifice is going to allow our daughter to live . sweetheart ? to -- to give his death meaning , we 've got to focus on the joy here -- our daughter . honey , we are going to be a family now . please just think about the daughter that theresa 's going to give us , ok ? ethan 's voice : if theresa gives her to us , no matter who the mother is . [ phone rings ] gwen : god , who could that be right now ? hello . gwen winthrop . what ? oh , my god . julian : t.c . came here tonight to serve you with divorce papers . eve : oh , no . t.c . : eve , we need to talk . eve : t.c . i 'm sorry that it -- i made you wait so long . and i want to talk to you , too . it 's just that my pager just went off and -- i 'll be right back this time , i swear . t.c . : eve , this is very important -- liz : there she goes again with her lover in tow . t.c . : liz , one of her patients might be very sick . liz : mm - hmm . t.c . , listen , once eve gets back , you need to serve her with those divorce papers . you need to rid yourself of eve once and for all . julian : eve -- eve , wait . stop . stop . eve : julian , are you sure ? those papers that he had in his hands -- are you sure that they 're divorce papers ? julian : that 's why liz said that he came here . eve : oh , god . oh , my head knew this was coming , but my heart -- oh , my heart is broke into a million pieces ! martin : pilar -- pillar : no ! no . no . martin . mi espouse , no . how -- how can this be ? oh , my god , where -- where have you been ? where have you been ? this is not possible ! oh , why did you leave me ? martin : it 's -- it 's difficult to explain . i -- pillar : your face -- oh , god , your face . how , and why ? why ? luis : why do n't you just get away from her , ok ? pilar : no -- no , no , luis . no , no . he 's your father ! he 's your father ! oh -- oh . oh , martin , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry i struck you . i 'm sorry . where -- where did you go ? why ? oh . luis : you 're going to pay for what you did to us , you hear me ? martin : i 'm sorry . pilar : oh -- martin : i 'm so sorry . pilar : luis , stop . please , please . luis : ok . pilar : my husband -- oh , my god . my husband , your father . you 're back . you 've come back -- you 've come back to me ! how ? how ? luis : it does n't matter how . you 're nothing but a lowlife . you 're just dirt ! pilar : no ! luis , please . there has to be an explanation that somehow -- somehow -- we -- luis : yeah . [ pilar gasps ] luis : mama ! sheridan : oh ! luis : mama . mama ? singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life gwen : oh , no . ethan : honey , what is it ? gwen : no . ethan : who is it ? gwen : oh , god . ethan : here . this is ethan winthrop . who is this ? what did you say to my wife ? god . whitney : fate . i ca n't even believe you still go on about that . theresa : why not , whitney ? it 's true . ethan and i are destined to be together . whitney : says who ? you . only you . all these years and you have n't learned anything . all your plotting and meddling and lying -- for what ? all you ever end up doing is hurting people . theresa : that 's not true . whitney : oh , yes . yes , it is . ok , fine , why do n't we go back to the beginning when you weaseled your way into the crane mansion in the first place just to try to get close to ethan . and then you plotted behind gwen 's back to steal ethan away from her while you were planning their wedding . theresa : whitney , i was trying to keep ethan from making the biggest mistake of his life . whitney : ok . how about when you found out that ethan was sam bennett 's son ? you should have told him the truth , but , no , no . i mean , you knew better than that . you hid it from him , and when it finally came out , what happened ? ethan 's life was completely destroyed . it blew up in your face . he hated you for lying to him . theresa : he did n't understand then , whitney . whitney : well , trust me , honey , he does n't understand now . and what about when you went to bermuda , hmm ? theresa : i was trying to talk julian into getting ethan back into the family . you know that . whitney : yeah , but you ended up getting drunk and pregnant by julian crane . theresa : i did , whitney , i did . and i had little ethan . and you ca n't tell me that 's a mistake because he 's the best thing that has ever happened to me . whitney : theresa , of course little ethan is wonderful . but that whole mess with you and julian crane was all because of you and your fate smashing into people 's lives without even thinking about the consequences . you know what ? you want to know another word for `` fate `` ? it 's `` doom . `` you 're laying in this hospital bed right now because you stole ethan and gwen 's embryo , and then when you mistakenly thought you miscarried , you lied to ethan and tricked him into sleeping with you again and ended up getting pregnant with twins . and we both know how that ended , now , do n't we ? theresa : yep . you do n't have to remind me that i lost a baby . whitney : but you need to be reminded , theresa , not that it 's going to do any good anyway , because every single story ends the same way -- in disaster . you got to give up this dream of being with ethan , ok , because no couple is fated to be together . theresa : you know , you used to believe that you and chad were fated to be together . that 's why you 're upset , is n't it ? whitney : uh - uh . sorry . it 's just you , you and your crazy expectations . you know , ethan and gwen are married . they took their vows -- you know , `` till death do us part . `` theresa : yeah , i remember . i remember that he would have married me if she was n't pregnant . he was supposed to marry me , whitney . whitney : yeah , but he did n't . he did not marry you , theresa . and he told you he loves gwen . theresa : he told me he loves me . i know he really wants to be with me . whitney : but you know what ? it does n't even matter because ethan has integrity . he will honour his vows no matter what . so , it does n't matter , honey . he 's never going to leave gwen . you 're never going to have ethan back . liz : come on , t.c . think about how relieved you 'll be to finally move on with your horrible life with eve behind you forever so you can start your new life . t.c . : liz , my life with eve was n't horrible . we had a wonderful life . liz : but it was a lie , t.c . -- all lies . liz : you are n't going to change your mind about giving eve those divorce papers , are you ? not when your whole life with her was built on deception ? eve : so , divorce . oh , well , i do n't know why i 'm so shocked . it 's all over with t.c . i do n't know why i 'm so surprised . i knew i 'd have to pay for what i did to my daughters and my husband . and still , it 's silly , i just had this little dream that i 'd had a chance with t.c . , but it 's -- i do n't . it 's just a dream . sometimes dreams are really cruel . julian : i 'm here for you , no matter what . eve : oh . oh , julian . that means so much to me , i ca n't tell you . julian : all i want is for you to be happy . eve : i do n't know how i 'm going to be happy when my husband does n't want me ! martin : oh , my god , pillar . doctor : let me through ! what happened ? luis : she fainted . why is she bleeding like that ? doctor : get a gurney , quickly ! sheridan : oh , god ! oh , no ! luis : you did this to her . well , are you happy now ? devastating day for a southern ontario community as a day for southern ontario community deadly blaze tears through farm house . killing eight . vicious fire destroyed the home in west lincoln overnight mother and is her seven children the youngest is 1 months old were all in the home . father was away . so farther police have recovered six body december . we will take you to the heart sort read man who lost his family and community mourning . eve : oh . julian , i do n't know what to do . julian : i want you to listen to me . i do n't want you to get your hopes up , but perhaps t.c . does n't really want a divorce . eve : how can you say that ? he has the divorce papers right in his hand . julian : when people want to end a marriage , they do n't personally hand - deliver the divorce papers . i mean , they have their lawyers send them -- i should know -- and the fact that t.c . came here on his own to deliver those papers to you in person could mean that he just wanted to see you , that he wanted to give you one last chance to convince him to work things out . eve : now , do you really think so ? what , so maybe my marriage is n't over . oh , julian . oh . then my dream is n't so silly . oh . oh , god , this hurts you , does n't it ? julian : well , it 's no secret that i want you for myself . you 're the reason my heart has grown to seminormal size lately , but i -- i suppose i just waited too long to admit to myself that i still loved you and it 's just too little too late . eve : you 're such a good man , julian . you know that , do n't you ? julian : please , do n't make this any harder for me , all right ? you see , my silly dream is that you forget all about t.c . , you jump into my arms , and we run away together , because you would make my life so complete . eve : julian . julian : but not to worry . as you said , dreams can be cruel -- i mean , damn true love . suffering nobly was never exactly my forte . eve : you 're doing great . julian : i just want you to be happy no matter what that takes . now , if your dream is to be with t.c . , then that 's my dream , too . and perhaps it is n't that silly . luis : god , what next ? sheridan : oh , god . i 'm sure she 'll be fine , ok ? martin : yeah -- i would n't hurt pillar for the world . i 'm so sorry . luis : yeah , it 's a little late for that , is n't it ? my mother was -- she worked herself sick because of you and she lit that damn candle every night like you were some saint ! i want to kill you . [ sheridan gasps ] katherine : stop it , luis ! sheridan : luis , stop it ! singer : you are my passion for life ethan : yeah , i 'm sorry . it 's a bad time . yes . that 's right -- just cancel the delivery unless you hear from me , all right ? i 'm not sure -- we may have to donate half the order to an orphanage . i 'm not sure right now . ethan : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry you had to hear that . gwen : honey , i am sorry . i do n't know what i was thinking . we already have a house full of brand - new baby things . and i do n't know why i had to go out and buy a whole other room 's worth of stuff . yeah , i bought two highchairs and two bassinets , two changing tables , two cribs . there 's only one baby now , so -- ethan : it 's ok . it 's ok . gwen : yeah , i ca n't believe that we lost another baby . yeah , well , i listened to dr . russell , but i thought i 'd be able to remain rational and i thought that i 'd be able to just not think about the baby that we lost and i would be able to focus on the baby that we 're going to have , but i ca n't do it . i mean , we lost sarah and now we lost another baby ? we lost our son ? theresa : ethan will come back to me . god knows , whitney , i have made mistakes . i just paid for one . but i 'm going to have his baby , and he is going to come back to me . whitney : you do n't know that for sure . and why do you expect this baby is going to make such a difference anyway ? i mean , sometimes a baby can just make things worse . besides , i mean , you do n't even know if this baby is really yours or gwen 's . theresa : no , i do know , whitney . i know it in my heart . whitney : no , you do n't . gwen is going to keep this baby and there 's nothing that you can do to stop her . t.c . : sometimes i think you want to hurt eve because you get a kick out of it . liz : no . no , no . t.c . , i want you and your daughters to heal from the hurt that eve caused . think about it , t.c . the eve that you fell in love with , the eve in those pictures -- she does n't exist . she 's just some character that the real , twisted eve made up so you would fall in love with her . and you were just the next good - hearted guy in line , someone who could offer her safe refuge . you were just the next trick . simone and whitney -- they saw right through it , and it 's no wonder . all their lives , eve held herself up as some sort of role model . and once the truth was out , they despised her . t.c . : but eve still loves them . liz : does she ? or did she just make you think that she does ? t.c . : liz -- liz : t.c . , a good woman does n't lie to the people that she loves . love is about truth , love is about respect . how much respect did eve show you or your daughters ? t.c . : liz , people make mistakes . liz : eve did n't make a mistake . she deliberately hurt you and your girls with her lies . and do n't forget your father 's death . eve : oh , gosh , i 'm just so afraid to get my hopes up again . julian : oh , do n't be . take a chance . talk to t.c . , salvage your marriage . eve : oh , julian , i 'm so sorry . julian : for what ? eve : for this . whenever i 'm a wreck , you 're there to prop me up . you dream of a life with me , and yet you encourage me to go back to my husband ? do n't do this to yourself anymore . just leave , never see me again because all i do is cause you pain . julian : do n't you know that every moment i have with you is precious no matter how painful , and you 're right -- i do n't know how i 'll bear it if you go back to t.c . , but until then , i 'm going to hold on to every second we get to spend together . eve : you are so dear to me . julian : all that matters now is for you to find joy in your life again , and if you find joy by going back to t.c . , so be it . i 'll walk away . the only , only way i 'd ever want you to stay with me is if you were free of your feelings , free of -- of your love for t.c . eve : thank you , julian . thank you . oh , lord . what am i going to say to him ? i must be crazy to think that he 's going to take me back . luis : get up -- sheridan : no , stop it ! luis , please stop it ! katherine : no more ! no more violence , luis ! luis : how can you even live with yourself ? did you ever think of the lives that you 've ruined ? what the hell did you come back to harmony with your -- your fancy new face for anyway ? huh ? to laugh at us ? martin : no . no , luis . luis : you know , mama scrubbed toilets every day to put food on the table . and where the hell were you ? down in mexico drinking margaritas ? you know , i 've had enough of you . i want to make sure you do n't come back to harmony again . sheridan : we 're in a hospital . please , for me . doctor : what the hell 's going on out here ? luis : why do n't you ask him . doctor : you know , i just stitched up your head and you 're already at it again ? what the hell is with you two ? are you sure you do n't want to press charges ? martin : no . no charges . luis : how 's my mother ? doctor : fine , no concussion . luis : i want to see her . doctor : you know , i ought to throw you out of here . luis : i just want to see my mother . doctor : any more fights in my e.r . and i 'll call the cops . is that clear ? all right , you can see her , but not for long . she needs rest . sheridan : come on , luis . come on . katherine : oh . look what he did to you . martin : i do n't blame him a bit . i ruined my family . i left them with nothing . katherine : i understand , martin . it 's going to be all right . martin : how can it be ? did you see the look and the pain in pillar 's eyes when she realized the truth ? i hurt her so much . katherine : we knew that day was going to come , what we 'd have to face when we left puerto arena . martin : i was so scared of what would happen if the truth came out , what alistair would do to our children if he found out , if they figured out who they really are . but in a way , this is so much worse . i -- it 's all falling apart . katherine : oh , we 're going to get through this . martin : you know , the only good thing so far is that sheridan does n't know who you are . katherine : oh , i 'm just terrified , terrified of what 's going to happen when sheridan learns that i 'm her mother . martin : oh . katherine : martin , i 'm so sorry . this is all my fault . sheridan : what did you just say ? this is your last chance ! liz : never forget , t.c . , eve caused the accident that wrecked your knee . she was the one driving that night , high on drugs and alcohol , after partying with her lover , julian . when her car slammed into yours , it not only ended your dream of a professional tennis career , it also broke your father 's heart . he never did get over that , did he ? t.c . : no . liz : no . all his dreams were wrapped up in you . and after the accident , all his hopes , his will to live -- they were all lost , all thanks to eve . now , is that someone that you want to spend the rest of your life with ? someone who you hold responsible for your father 's death ? eve : oh , if only i knew what to say to him . i have to measure each word . i have to be so careful what i say . this is my last chance for a life with t.c . julian : you 'll do fine . but i want you to remember , no matter what happens , i 'll be thinking of you . and i will love you till the end of my days . and if you ever need me , i 'll come running . eve : i 'm so sorry for everything that i 've put you through . julian : shah . no more guilt , no more lies for either of us . you just go talk to that man and you make your own happiness , because that will make me happy . eve : thank you . thank you , julian . ok . here i go . julian : good . julian : oh , eve , i pray you find the happiness you deserve . pilar : martin -- martin -- mijo -- mijo , after all these years -- why -- why has he said nothing since he 's been back in town ? luis : ok -- nurse ? nurse . she 's having trouble breathing here . nurse : just relax . breathe deeply . luis : damn you , papa . as soon as mama 's ok , i 'm going to kill you . katherine : sheridan , i did n't mean for you to -- sheridan : no . i heard what you said . you said that this is all your fault . it 's not true . this is not your fault at all . all right ? it 's yours . what kind of evil man are you ? there 's no way that you could have known about his past . he has been lying to you all these years about how he abandoned his wife , abandoned his children . how could you just walk out on your family like that ? martin : it 's tortured me every day since i left . sheridan : well , good ! because you deserve to suffer ! but you know what ? it is nothing compared to the suffering that pillar has had to go through all these years with her family . the level of betrayal is just unimaginable . you 're worse than my father . you absolutely disgust me . your son antonio -- he was a good man , with a big heart . and luis -- he 's always trying to do the right thing . you know , he actually sacrificed his youth and his dreams to take care of the family that you abandoned . he has more sense of responsibility in his little finger than you do in your entire body . and i just ca n't understand how scum like you can actually have fine sons like that ! well , you know what ? i understand where luis is coming from . i know what it 's like to lose a parent at a young age . it was horrible then , it was horrible growing up , and it 's horrible now . i miss my mother every day . she did n't choose to leave her children , because she died . and i do n't understand how someone could actually choose to inflict that sort of pain on people they supposedly love ! katherine : sheridan -- martin : no , no , it 's -- katherine : you do n't understand . mr. wheeler -- martin -- is not a bad man . sheridan : how could you defend him ? he betrayed his family . he betrayed you . martin : darling , no . katherine : sheridan , there is something that you must know . gwen : i am so scared . ethan : shah . the worst is over . it 's over . gwen : honey , we do n't know that for sure . look , all i want is to give you a child , but something always goes wrong . but when i first found out theresa was going to have our twins , i was so excited . but i immediately started to worry . what if something goes wrong ? because it always does . it 's like i 'm being punished or something . i 'm scared to death to hope anymore . ethan : no . it 's going to be fine . you 'll see . gwen : i 'm trying to be optimistic and i 'm trying not to think the worst . sweetheart , something already did happen . we lost our son . we lost a baby . [ gwen sighs ] theresa : this is my baby with ethan , whitney . i know it is . gwen is not going to want it . whitney : yeah , but what if it 's not your baby ? i mean , what if fate spins the wheel and this is really ethan and gwen 's child ? theresa : no , fate is going to give me my baby with ethan . and then ethan is going to come back to me . whitney : honey , you are fooling yourself . and what makes you think gwen 's not going to want this baby if you are the mother ? i mean , she 's already snatched little ethan . she is desperate to have a baby . and she 's going to do anything she can to get it . you know , honestly , i 'm just scared for you . you know what i 'm saying ? i mean , you 've never gone this far before . and there is nothing ahead for you but tragedy . do n't you understand that ? pilar : martin has been at maria 's inn all these years ? luis : yeah . pilar : but why ? why , if he wanted to desert his family ? why would he stay close to paloma ? it just -- oh , god , it just makes no sense . every day for years , i prayed for his return . every day . but not like this . oh , god , not like this . and his face -- his face is so different ! is it him ? is it really him ? luis : he admitted it . and , you know , we matched his fingerprints against the set that were in crane industries ' computer . it 's really him . pilar : why -- why did he run away from me ? luis : i do n't know . but i 'll find out for you , ok ? as soon as you 're better , i 'll make him tell me everything , ok ? pilar : ok . katherine : sheridan , i -- martin : wait . no , not like this . not now . katherine : i ca n't bear this . your family hates you . it 's not fair ! sheridan must know ! sheridan : know what ? katherine : listen to me . it is not all his fault . sheridan : well , do n't stick up for him . all right ? you did n't abandon your family . he did ! you had nothing to do with this ! katherine : listen to me , sheridan . sheridan : no , no . no , you know what ? i 'm just going to go to pillar and see how she 's doing . i 'm going to go talk to luis . katherine : sheridan -- sheridan : no ! no -- whatever it is , not now . katherine : did you see that ? she knows that something is wrong about me , too . i have to tell her the truth . the only reason that she hates you , martin , is because she does n't understand . martin : yes , and luis hates me , too . i mean , damn . this is -- i do n't know what this is . i mean , what pillar must think of me . katherine , we have bigger problems now . katherine : alistair . martin : yeah . now that my identity is out in the open , my family is in danger . we have to stick to the plan and get out of harmony right now . katherine : no , martin . you have to make peace with your family first . martin : no -- alistair warned us that he 'd destroy them all unless we kept our mouths shut . now , we have to go . ethan : listen to me . do n't you give up hope . do n't do it . we 're going to get through this . we supported each other when we lost sarah . we 'll do it again . in sickness , in health , in good times , in bad -- remember that . gwen : honey , the only thing keeping me sane right now is knowing that another baby is on its way . ethan , nothing can happen to this baby . i do n't know what i 'm going to do if we lose another baby . theresa : gwen will never get this baby . never . this baby is mine , whitney . whitney : you do n't have a leg to stand on . gwen 's not going to care who the mother is . she 's going to rip that baby out of your arms so fast it 's going to make your head spin . she just wants to be a mother . and she 's not going to let go of ethan , either . theresa : you know , i do n't really care what gwen wants . i do n't really care what she does . i want my family , whitney -- ethan , little ethan , me , and this baby . and i 'm going to do everything that i can to make sure it happens . i 've sacrificed too much , whitney . i 'm not going to be denied ethan or my children . eve : i do n't think that i can do this . julian : no , of course you can . if t.c . really came here to give you those divorce papers , he would have done it , but he has n't . i think he just wants a chance to take you back . eve : god , if only that were true . julian : there 's only one way to find out , and that 's go in there and talk to him . i mean , remind him of -- of your love , because that 's -- that 's something a man can never forget . eve : will you say a prayer for me , julian ? liz : remember your father , t.c . his sacrifices , his dreams for you . you were his shining star , his reason for living -- all taken away by that one selfish , destructive act . now , can you really ever forgive eve for that ? eve : hi , t.c . , i 'm back . i 'm off duty now , so we can have that talk . sheridan : hey . how are you feeling ? pilar : i 'll be all right . luis : hey , come on . you 're going to be better than all right . where 's my -- ahem -- my father ? sheridan : he 's out in the e.r . with his -- with mars . wheeler . luis : right . pilar : why ? why did he leave me all those years ago ? why ? there must be -- there must be a reason . luis : yeah , because he 's scum . pilar : then why did he stay so close to paloma ? luis : oh , please , please -- please , ok ? you need to stay calm . pilar : no . and who is that woman ? who is mrs .. wheeler ? the woman -- that woman he calls his wife ? who is she ? who is she ? katherine : martin , we ca n't leave them all like this . it 's not right ! martin : no , we must , katherine . their lives are in danger if we stay . for their sake , we must leave harmony forever , right now . come on . sheridan : hey , where 'd they go ? luis : what ? sheridan : your father -- mrs .. wheeler -- they 're gone ! pilar : no ! luis : no , no , no . pilar : no . luis : we 'll find him , all right ? he 's not taking off , i mean , till i get some answers . sheridan : luis , wait ! pilar : martin ! liz : i want eve to suffer , and i am going to make sure she loses everything in her life as she knows it ! tabitha : when we unleash paloma on harmony , no one will be safe . martin : we have to leave harmony now . luis : you 're not going anywhere , papa .
whitney again lectured theresa about relying on fate , telling her it has only caused trouble for everyone . theresa told her that she knows ethan will come back to her once she has their baby , knowing in her heart that it is her baby that was saved . whitney says it will never happen , and that gwen will raise the baby no matter who the mother is , and there 's nothing theresa can do about it .
fancy : hmm . you have a better idea ? noah : come to think of it , no . fancy : noah ? [ phone rings ] fancy : hmm . it was only a dream . fancy : hello ? woman : oh , we 're in a good mood this morning . fancy : who 's this ? woman : me , idiot . i got in from paris last night . you did get my text message , did n't you ? fancy : esme ? you know i do n't know how to do anything on my cell phone but make calls . esme : oh , how could i forget ? well , it does n't matter . get up and show me around this boring little town you live in . how your grandfather expects you to stay in harmony indefinitely is beyond me . you must be going out of your mind here . fancy : you 've got the last part right anyway . esme : you sound funny . there is n't somebody in bed with you right now , is there ? fancy : i wish . esme : oh , i am beginning to see why you 're sticking around . you have a new boyfriend . ooh , who is he and when do i get to meet him ? [ scene_break ] sam : whoa . tell me last night really did n't happen . noah : yeah , i 'm afraid it did , dad . is jessica still asleep ? sam : yeah , thank god . i do n't know where to go from here . noah : well , she 's going to go to therapy , right ? sam : well , she says she is . i mean , she has an appointment scheduled for later today , but she skipped out on all the other ones , so i 'm going to take her myself . noah : you want me to go with you , because -- sam : no , no , no . listen , one of us needs to make a living . noah : wait . what happened to your freelance security gig ? sam : no , i 'm still doing it , you know , getting some stuff here and there , but it 's not enough to pay for the bills . son , listen to me -- it 's not your problem . noah : look , jessica is my sister and you are my dad and i live in a house that needs its mortgage paid . it 's as much my problem as it is yours . [ scene_break ] secretary : i heard what happened with the singapore deal . kay : what , was it the hot topic around the water cooler this morning ? secretary : come on , kay . everybody makes mistakes . you 're not the first person to forget to run a virus scan . kay : no , i did n't forget . i ran it , i know it . secretary : the time i blew it , i thought i did , too , but -- kay : no , sheila . someone else screwed up the file transmission . someone is out to get me . someone who wants to cost me my job or fox , or both . valerie : he 's not chad , but he 'll do . by the end of the day , ivy will have kay out of fox 's life and i 'll have what i want -- me in it . [ scene_break ] gwen : mother , i know it 's early , but i could n't sleep a wink -- not without ethan . i really do n't want to leave his side , not even for a second , not till he regains consciousness . yeah , i know what they said , but he will . well , my only consolation is knowing the agony theresa is in over this . well , of course i did . i told even the entire nursing staff that theresa 's not permitted anywhere near ethan 's room , and if i catch her within 100 yards of this hospital , i 'm going to get a restraining order against her . or better yet , pull her black hair out of her head one by one before i wring her neck . [ scene_break ] valerie : hey , sorry to interrupt , but you have n't seen the latest version of the steel acquisition report , have you ? fox : uh -- yes , i have . there 's a copy of it in my outbox . why ? valerie : oh , i just want to go through it again . the latest strategy is just absolutely brilliant . fox : you think so ? valerie : talk about thinking outside the box . you would n't know who wrote it , would you ? fox : i wrote it . valerie : wow . it 's great . nice work . fox : thank you . i 'm glad you think so . valerie : it 's probably way out of line for me to say this , but the only thing i would 've done differently is wait till after the new year to pitch it . you know , once they 've got their year - end numbers out of the way , they might tend to view our numbers a little more favorably . fox : hmm . yeah , no -- i had n't thought of that -- you 're right , though . you 're right . so that 's what i 'll do -- i 'll wait till the end of the year to pitch it . huh . well , thank you , valerie . you know , chad 's a lucky guy . valerie : oh , no , we 're not boyfriend and girlfriend . i mean , we tried that , but it just did n't work . fox : no , i -- i did n't mean that . what i meant was he 's lucky to have you as an assistant . that 's what i meant . valerie : you 're lucky , too . kay 's very bright if a little green still . i mean , only a novice would 've made a mistake like she did on the singapore deal . fox : yeah . well , you know , she 's usually very careful with everything . that 's what kind of throws me about that , but i 've decreased her workload a little bit , so she 's going to be great . i mean , she 's bright . she 's going to be wonderful . she 's just new , so you got to give her a little break , you know ? valerie : then you 're doing a lot of the work yourself ? fox : yeah , but i do n't mind , you know ? if something goes wrong , i know who to blame . [ fox chuckles ] valerie : i guess . but think about all the time you waste doing work someone else should be doing while you make all the creative decisions . fox : well , that 's the tradeoff , yeah . valerie : i do n't mean to be pushy , but i 've got a lot of free time on my hands with chad working from home so much . fox : hmm . chad 's still working from home , is he ? valerie : yeah . he ca n't always find a babysitter for miles . fox : right . valerie : anyway , you know , if you ever need any help , you could just shout . fox : shout your way ? well , thank you , valerie . i really appreciate it , but i do n't understand . why would i take you into my confidence if you 're on chad 's team ? valerie : you mean that ridiculous competition alistair crane set up between you ? fox : mm - hmm . valerie : that 's between you and chad . i 'm switzerland in all that -- completely neutral . you know , to tell you the truth , i think you and i think more alike than chad and i do . fox : yeah , maybe you 're right . ok . so do this -- take a look at these and tell me what you think of that . valerie : i 'm honored you care . i would concentrate on number three , maybe even make it your first point . without agreement on that , the rest wo n't even work . fox : number three . huh . i like the way you think . valerie : i 'm flattered . tabitha : oh , that valerie is laying it on with a trowel . oh , these muggle men can be so dense . ah , yes , endora , even your handsome big brother fox . in fact , especially fox . poor old kay -- she 's doomed with a capital d. oh . well , i -- i take it you want to go out . hmm - hmm - hmm . [ endora giggles ] tabitha : well , all right . i 'll get maria and we 'll go for a stroll . but i 'm warning you , my little witchlet -- you 're wasting your time if you think you 're going to salvage fox and kay 's love affair . what with my spell , the one she asked me to cast , and poison ivy and vicious valerie , i 'm afraid our kay is going to lose her man . [ scene_break ] gwen : ok , mother , i 'll call you back after i see ethan . bye . eve : gwen . gwen : eve . eve : you 're here early . gwen : i wish i could say the same thing about you . have you been on call all night ? eve : oh , no , no , i just got here . i 'm glad to run into you , though . we do need to talk . gwen : why , has there been a change in ethan 's condition ? eve : well , i did run by the lab and -- gwen : do you have the test results of his brain function ? eve : no , not yet . they 're due any time and they will call me as soon as they 're ready . gwen : eve , he needs to be ok . i mean , really . he ca n't die . eve : i know how frightened you are , but there are some other possibilities that we have to deal with , as well . gwen : his brain was deprived of oxygen when he first lost consciousness for too long . are you telling me he could lay there like a vegetable for the rest of his life ? eve : we ca n't know that yet . gwen : well , i do n't know which would be worse -- that or death . theresa : oh , gosh . i 've been here all night . i hope you know i was here . i wish i could be with you every minute of every day . you got to get better . you are going to get better . i know you are . gwen : eve , i really need some answers . eve : i wish i had some to give you , gwen . theresa : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] fancy : you 've never heard of him . esme : oh , maybe i have . fancy : he 's not famous . esme : oh , that 's a switch for you . well , if he 's not famous , then he must be richer than jimmy buffet . fancy : you mean warren buffet ? no , he 's not rich , either . esme : ok . not rich , not famous . oh , then he must have something pretty serious going on in some other department . fancy : he does -- or he did . esme : what ? i ca n't hear you . fancy : i said you 're way off base , esme . i 'm pulling your leg . there 's no man in my life . esme : oh , well , then you must be ill . oh . please , tell me it is not serious . oh , fancy , tell me that is not the reason that you missed the runway shows this season . fancy : no , es , i 'm in perfect health . i just need a break from the social whirl . there 's nothing wrong with taking a little time off to be around my family . esme : in dinky old harmony ? i do n't buy it . fancy : i do n't care what you buy . esme : ok , come on ! talk to me . since when does the world 's number one party girl settle for a boring existence in a town where everything closes by 10 : 00 p.m. ? i know you and there is something you are not telling me . fancy : ok , already . i did meet someone . esme : i knew it . fancy : but it did n't pan out . we could n't be more different . esme : well , since when is that an obstacle ? look , how soon can you get over to my hotel ? i 'm staying at the bayside arms . fancy : i 'm not even dressed . esme : well , then throw on something fabulous and call a car . i am dying to hear everything , and i only have a few hours if i 'm going to make it to new york for armand 's new restaurant opening and i was hoping you 'd come with me . fancy : i ca n't . my grandfather wants me here . esme : ok , are you fancy crane ? because if i did n't know i was talking to you , i would swear i was talking to somebody else . what happened to you , or is the question , who happened to you ? [ scene_break ] noah : you know , i 'm looking for a better job than my gig at the blue note , something that 'll help make a bigger dent in the bills around here . you know , i already sent my resume out to all the local headhunters . sam : listen , son , i appreciate it . but like i said , it 's not your responsibility . noah : wait . why not ? come on , you took care of me and the girls while we were growing up , and now that you 've hit a rough patch , it 's my job to , you know , jump in and help you out . besides , it is my fault you got fired in the first place . sam : no , no , no . look , how many times have i told you , ok , my being fired has nothing to do with you and fancy ? all right ? alistair wanted his own man in as chief of police for as long as i can remember . noah : yeah , only i gave him the reason he was looking for to make it happen . sam : alistair does n't need a reason . it 's going to be ok , all right ? something 's going to turn up . noah : look , i 'm sorry , dad , but i 'm going to help you out whether you like it or not . i mean , you know , the tips at the blue note are n't bad , but it 's like you said -- i did n't go to college for all those years to mix margaritas for a bunch of yuppies . and besides , i took some prelaw courses in college and -- sam : oh , so are you still considering a career in law ? noah : maybe , all right ? i mean , it sure beats what i 'm doing now . i did have one offer . sam : yeah -- the one that fancy wanted you to take working at crane industries for alistair ? noah : look , it pays well , very well , for an entry - level position and the benefits are amazing . i mean , it would really help out around here . you would n't have to worry about losing the house -- sam : stop it right there . there 's no way i 'm going to have you working for alistair knowing how you feel about him . now , if you wanted to go work there for another reason -- noah : whoa -- another reason ? sam : yeah . if you wanted to work at crane industries to get back with fancy , then i could get behind that . [ scene_break ] theresa : oh , god . if gwen finds me here , she 's going to kill me . eve : i have some forms in my office that i need you to sign . wo n't take long , i promise . gwen : ok . theresa : i 've got to get out of here . ethan , i love you . ok ? you had to know what i did was an accident and if you just get better , i promise you i will spend the rest of my life making it up to you . ok ? i love you . all right . [ scene_break ] whitney : i never knew this was part of the novitiate process . nun : oh , yes . we like our novices to spend a good number of hours with us as we do our charity work . one of the things our order is most proud of is the work we do here in the children 's ward with sick children . whitney : mm - hmm . nun : later on , we 'll attend a mass in the church chapel with some of the older patients . whitney : i 'd like that . nun : hmm . theresa : ahem . ahem . nun : is there something the matter ? whitney : uh -- oh . no , no , not at all . i think i 'd like to stop at the bathroom if that 's ok . nun : just do n't take too long . we 're here to be of service , to help those in need . whitney : trust me , i 'm used to that . nun : excuse me ? whitney : nothing , nothing . i 'll catch up to you . is that ok ? nun : ok . whitney : halloween 's over , is n't it , theresa ? theresa : i -- i 'm so glad you 're here , whitney . i really need you . whitney : why am i already not liking the sound of this ? but first , you got to tell me why you 're dressed up like you 're part of the cleaning crew . i mean , what is going on with you this time , theresa ? [ scene_break ] fancy : ok , you have been living abroad for way too long . esme : do n't you just miss it something terrible ? i mean , america is so -- over . fancy : it 's not that bad and it is my home . esme : oh , well , i would n't go around admitting that if i were you . fancy : oh . esme : now , tell me about this boy toy that is causing you so much trouble . fancy : oh . hmm . i told you on the phone , it did n't work out . it 's over . esme : oh . is that what stole your smile ? well , you are coming to new york with me tonight and i will not take no for an answer -- that is , unless you want to get all dull and sour from lack of fun . you were born to party , fancy . do n't fight it . leave the humdrum lives to the humdrum middle class . fancy : and what 's wrong with the middle class ? esme : what is wrong with you that you even have to ask ? ok , now , poverty- stricken artists have that sexy edge , but the middle class ? yawn . fancy : you do n't know what you 're talking about , esme . esme : oh , my god ! you 've turned into a stepford wife and you 're not even married . i never thought you would dream of trading in the good life for an s.u.v . and a golden retriever . you were always more of a princess than i am . fancy : will you cut it out , esme ? i have n't changed all that much . esme : oh , really ? well , you could 've fooled me . well , i just hope it was n't over mr. mediocre . noah : are you kidding ? no , there 's no one in harmony i 'm interested in . yeah -- no . no , man . all the girls here are big fat zeros . fancy : believe me , it 's not . i 'm way over that guy , way over him . [ scene_break ] sam : is that it , then ? are you considering taking a job at crane industries because of fancy ? noah : look , i did n't say i 'd take it , all right ? i 'm just thinking about it , you know , if i do n't get any responses from the resumes i sent out . and no , it 's not about fancy . all right ? she 's made it very clear she does n't want to have anything to do with me . sam : all right , then , forget it . noah : fine . sam : there 's no way i want you working for alistair -- i do n't care how much he pays . [ phone rings ] noah : i 'll get it . bennett residence . yeah , this is noah bennett . oh , you got my resumes ? uh -- yeah , great , thank you . yeah , yeah . um -- yeah , that 's -- that 's great . today ? no , no , i 'm definitely interested . all right . yeah , who will i be working for ? [ scene_break ] fox : it 's a nice fix . i like that . valerie : thanks . fox : yeah . valerie : hmm . kay : hey , honey . fox : hey ! kay : hey . fox : hey . kay : i finished that job you gave me to do . fox : whew . thank you . put that right here . valerie : wow . nice color coding , kay . fox : looks good . kay : thanks , valerie . that means a lot coming from you . hey , i did n't know that you were working with fox on this steel acquisition proposal . valerie : oh . i hope i was n't stepping on anyone 's toes . i never meant -- fox : oh , no , no , no , no , no . it 's fine . it 's fine . you know , like you said before , there 's no competition between you two , so , i mean -- valerie : what a relief . i would hate to step on anyone 's toes . fox : no , believe -- i 've got so much work , there 's plenty of work for both of you . in fact , kay , if you do n't mind , could you get me a cup of coffee ? kay : yeah , sure . fox : valerie , do you want -- valerie : oh , sure . i 'd love one . fox : ok . kay : all right . fox : two cups of coffee . thank you . kay : you 're welcome . valerie : kay ? no sugar in mine , please . kay : well , what are you doing here ? tabitha : well , do n't tell me it 's not `` bring your daughter to work `` day . kay : well , where is my daughter ? sheila : kay , maria 's with sophie in accounting , but deirdra really wants to see her in finance . can i take her ? kay : sure . ok , so why are you really here ? tabitha : if you must know , we 're here to help you . that valerie number is straight out of `` kill bill . `` kay : you 're not supposed to be spying on me , remember ? tabitha : well , do you want my help or not , because you 're going to need it with that one gunning for you . kay : well , what can you do ? i mean , fox has already demoted me . i do n't think i can really keep her from moving in on me work - wise . tabitha : we 're talking more than work here , kay . it 's not just the job she 's after . [ scene_break ] whitney : what on earth are you doing in this outfit ? theresa : it belongs to one of the workers here in the hospital , whitney . whitney : and you 're wearing it because -- theresa : because of ethan . he 's in the i.c.u . right now , whitney . they think he 's suffering from brain damage . whitney : what ? how ? how did this happen ? theresa : because of me . i did it to him . it was an accident , whitney . i -- you know , i was trying to kill alistair . i mean , i had put this poison in the guacamole , and ethan -- he ate it instead . whitney : oh , my god . theresa : and now he could die , whitney . he could -- he could die or have brain damage for the rest of his life . whitney : oh , my god . theresa : and i 'm lost . i need -- i need you to help me here because i 'm really scared . whitney : well , i can understand why you 're scared , and you want to know what to do ? you need to pray , theresa . that 's what i 'm going to do . i am going to pray like mad for ethan 's recovery , and i 'm going to pray for your soul . [ scene_break ] noah : look , i might as well keep bartending if that 's the only job you can find me . man : if you want to turn this down , that 's up to you , because i got , like , five guys who 'd be glad to seize this opportunity today . noah : look , man , i went to college , all right ? man : yeah , you and everybody else out there looking for work . look , i called you first , so take it or leave it . i do n't have all day . noah : fine , i 'll take it . but if there 's anything better , you know , i -- man : yeah , you 'll be the first to know . [ scene_break ] kay : tabitha , if you came here to upset me , you can just go , ok ? tabitha : if you must know , it was endora 's idea to come here . she has a soft spot for fox -- and for you , too , of course . kay : i love you , too , sweetheart . and if there 's anything -- anything you can do to help me and fox get through this , i will owe you forever . what am i doing ? i 'm asking favors from a toddler . tabitha : now what are you up to , little imp ? fox : thank you . oh , you can just put that over there . we 'll serve ourselves , thank you . hey , hey , hey , hey , hey ! look who 's here . you 're kidding me ! what a surprise . what 's up , baby girl ? how are you doing ? tabitha : well , we were in the neighborhood , and you know how endora loves to see fox . fox : well , the feeling is mutual . how are you ? valerie : you 're so good with kids on top of everything else , fox . fox : oh , well , she 's special -- are n't you ? valerie : oh , my god ! what 's wrong with this ? it wo n't stop ! ah ! oh ! oh , my good suit ! what 's wrong with you , kay ? this coffee pot is broken ! fox : no , no , coffee pot looks fine to me . i think your hand must have slipped . you -- you spilled that on yourself . valerie : no , i did n't do anything ! ugh ! [ scene_break ] theresa : i know i should n't have tried to kill alistair , whitney . i know that now . i was -- i was desperate , you know ? he just -- he kept forcing himself on me , and it was the only thing i could think of to stop him . whitney : and as usual , your plan backfired . only this time , it backfired so badly that you might not even have a chance to make it right . theresa : and if ethan -- if he does n't pull through this -- look , gwen -- she -- she wo n't let me near his room , so the only way i could , you know , stay in his room last night -- i -- i was able to stay in his room because of this uniform . whitney : you know , i do n't think i want to hear any more of this . theresa : i just ca n't bear seeing him like this , whitney . whitney : well , i do n't blame you . i mean , considering you 're the one who put him there . i mean , gosh , you might as well have taken a gun and shot him yourself . theresa : you know i would never in a million years intentionally hurt ethan . you know that , you know ? i just -- now i 've done something so horrible and so indefensible . i mean , i -- whitney : those are your words , theresa , not mine . theresa : look -- um -- your mom -- she 's ethan 's doctor . if -- if there 's any way that you can , you know , talk to her -- maybe you can convince her to keep me updated on ethan 's condition -- i mean , that could be something , you know ? eve : whitney ? oh , honey -- whitney : mom -- eve : i did n't know that you would be here today . whitney : hi . i 'm doing some volunteer work with one of the nuns . eve : i see . theresa ? why are you dressed like the cleaning staff ? no -- no , on second thought , i -- i do n't want to know . theresa : dr. russell , please , i need to know those test results , please . i need to know how ethan is doing . eve : i am not at liberty to discuss that with you , theresa . so , are you going to be able to have lunch with me today ? whitney : i do n't think i 'll be able to do that . i mean , we have a very full schedule . but i was going to call you later today . eve : ok , about what ? whitney : i have the date for my final vows . eve : already ? oh , wow , this is -- it 's going very fast . whitney : please do n't try to talk me out of it . i 've made up my mind . eve : honey , i do n't have anything against the church or the order that you want to join . i just -- i take issue with your reasons for wanting to take vows . you know running away from your problems never solved anything . i learned that the hard way . whitney : i do n't want to have this conversation . maggie : you said wanted mr. winthrop 's test results the minute they came in . eve : thank you , maggie . you know , you will find mrs. winthrop in the i.c.u . room with her husband . would you ask her to meet me in my office ? i 'd like to go over these with her . theresa : dr. russell , please -- you know i love ethan with all of my heart . please , tell me those test results . [ scene_break ] esme : oh , there you are . fancy : oh . esme : what took you so long ? oh , never mind . wait till you see the driver that is taking us around today . fancy : oh , you never change , esme . you 're always on the lookout for a cute guy , no matter where you are . esme : oh , and this one is a find , believe me . who knew harmony produced men like this ? of course , he could be a transplant . i tried to get him to tell me his life story , but he was playing it cagey . fancy : or maybe he 's just not interested . esme : in me ? of course he is . how could he not be ? fancy : you are too much . esme : come on , i 'll show you what i 'm talking about . valet : your driver will be with you in a moment . esme : oh , that 's ok . we 're not in any hurry . fancy : hmm . esme : there you are . noah : sorry to keep you waiting , miss . esme : hmm . that 's ok . just do n't let it happen again . noah : where would you like to go today ? esme : where would you like to take me ? but first , i guess we 'll do some shopping . i hear there are actually some decent stores down on the waterfront . esme : hmm . esme : hmm , see what i mean ? fancy : about what ? esme : oh , my god -- you did n't even look at him ? oh , well , it does n't matter . he 's mine , anyway . i saw him first . [ scene_break ] gwen : please get better , honey . please come home . i love you so much . maggie : excuse me , mrs. winthrop ? dr. russell asked if you could meet her in her office . gwen : you know , i just spoke to her and she said she did n't have the test results yet . maggie : she has them now . gwen : oh , ok . thank you . you are going to be ok . you 're going to be just fine . that 's what those results are going to say . you 're going to be ok . [ scene_break ] theresa : dr. russell , please . i really need to know how ethan is doing . do n't keep those results from me . eve : theresa , it 's not that i do n't want to share them with you . it 's just that there are very specific rules governing situations like these . and they have to deal with patient confidentiality , the right 's of the patient 's family -- theresa : family -- ethan is -- is my family . i mean , he 's -- he 's my youngest child 's father . eve : family is considered a blood relative or spouse , no one else . besides which , gwen has made her feelings on the subject very clear . i ca n't go against her wishes . theresa : dr. russell , you 're the only person who could understand how this happened , how i inadvertently hurt the man i love instead of alistair . eve : of course i understand , theresa . do n't you think i feel bad enough knowing that i am the one who gave you the pills that he ingested ? whitney : wait a minute , mom . you 're the one who gave her the pills ? so that means you 're just as guilty as she is for what 's happened to ethan . eve : this is no excuse , but i gave theresa those pills for one reason and one reason only -- to make alistair go to sleep before he could rape her again . i had no idea that she would use them to try to kill him . theresa : no , she 's telling you the truth , whitney . whitney : as if that really makes a difference at all ? and you two wonder why i want to join a convent . you know what ? i ca n't wait to take my final vows to get away from things like this and to just put the rest of my sordid past behind me . eve : no , whitney -- sweetheart -- theresa : i 'm sorry , dr. russell . i need to know those test results . eve : no , theresa . and my answer is final . [ scene_break ] valerie : it 's not me . the coffee pot just went crazy on me or something . fox : yeah , it 's ok , it 's ok . look , i mean , this stuff happens to everybody , right ? i 'll be happy to pick up the tab for your dry cleaning . valerie : it 's not that , it -- never mind . fox : you know , that spot 's going to come right out . valerie : yeah , i hope so . i 'm a mess . i -- i need to go change . fox : all right . valerie : oh , my god ! fox : ooh . valerie : oh ! fox : uh -- come on , here we go . careful , careful . valerie : oh -- fox : ok , you got it . there we go . just a little -- valerie : oh . fox : you all right ? valerie : yes , but i do n't know why i just tripped ! fox : well , like i said , you 're just having one of those days , obviously . you know , i mean , it happens to all of us . is n't that right , kay ? kay : absolutely . fox : right . valerie : damn it ! tabitha : hey , watch your language , miss . there are innocent little ears here . valerie : ugh -- but it was n't me being clumsy . something made me fall . tabitha : your feet maybe ? valerie : no , it was n't my feet , ms. lenox . something made me trip . fox : well , i think the important thing here is that no one got hurt . ahem . valerie : you know what ? you 're right . i 'm just going to go clean up . fox : ok . uh -- fox : well , where was i ? tabitha : ok , sweet pea , you 've made your point . [ tabitha cackles ] kay : that was you , was n't it , honey ? thank you . tabitha 's voice : it was fun , i 'll grant her that . but kay 's going to need a whole lot more than that to hold on to fox . [ scene_break ] esme : i may have to drop you off somewhere later so i can spend some quality time with mr. driver . fancy : oh , mygod , esme . you have n't changed a bit . and i 'll never forget that gondola hottie in venice . esme : oh , and if i can do my thing in a gondola , just think what i can do in this nice back seat . fancy : stop it . you 're bad . esme : oh , but i bet he 's good . oh , i did n't even realize -- we 'd already stopped . i told him to drop us off around back so we would n't be recognized . fancy : oh , honestly , esme , it 's not like harmony has to have a special celebrity entrance for special shoppers . esme : more 's the pity . oh , here he comes . now you can finally see what i 'm talking about . fancy : thank you . noah : no . fancy : oh , you 've got to be kidding me . [ scene_break ] gwen : so you have n't looked at them yet ? eve : no , i wanted to wait for -- theresa : that 's gwen and dr. russell . i 've got to get out of here . eve : in the privacy of my office . gwen : ok . it 's just as well we 're not in public , because i really do n't want anyone else to know what you 're about to tell me , especially theresa . eve : gwen -- gwen : eve , look , i know you were the one who gave theresa those pills , but i also know that you only meant for her to give them to alistair so he 'd go to sleep . i know you did n't want to hurt anyone with them . eve : that 's true . gwen : it does n't mean i 'm ever going to forgive theresa for what she 's done . i 'm ethan 's wife , and i know that you can respect my wishes . eve : if you do n't want me to discuss the results with theresa , then i wo n't discuss them . but it 's -- it 's going to be hard to keep ethan 's prognosis confidential for very long . gwen : ok . as long as i have some private time to digest everything . so let 's see what it says . gwen : eve , please say something . is ethan going to be ok ? [ next_on ] esme : call me esme . and i have excellent taste in more than just pajamas . sam : ivy , will you marry me ? tabitha : now you 've done it . new windows , new everything in the house and just about one .
eve gets the results of ethan 's tests , and tells gwen to meet her in her office . on her way , eve runs into theresa and whitney , who have been talking about what theresa did to ethan and why it 's so bad . theresa begs eve to let her know what the results show , but eve ca n't do that , so once she 's gone , theresa sneaks into her office to find out what she wants to know . she hears eve and gwen coming and hides in the closet as eve looks over the results and gwen waits expectantly . valerie is making her moves on fox , doing what she can to make kay seem like a fool . he falls for her drivel , of course , and soon has her telling him her opinions as to what he should do on the project . she lets him know she 's not that hooked on staying with chad . kay is upset , of course , but can do nothing . endora , however , keeping track of them via tabitha 's magic bowl , can do something , and has her mother take her to the office where she sets about making val spill coffee on herself and trip over her own feet . val blames kay , who is nowhere near her , and fox begins to get the picture .
fox : what is it , kay ? what is it you want to tell me ? miguel 's voice : go on , kay . tell fox you are going to marry me , not him . fox : kay ? { fox : i 'm sorry , doctor . maybe -- maybe i 'm not hearing you right . oh , doctor , it 's -- it 's worse than you thought ? but then that would mean that i 'm -- that i 'm really dying ? but no , doc , i ca n't die . i 'm about to marry kay right now . oh , my god . kay and maria , what am i going to do ? } fox : well , kay , what is it ? i 'm dying to know . [ scene_break ] luis : you almost done ? fancy : not quite . luis : you should probably hurry it up . paloma : luis we are running out of time . luis : you ready ? fancy : i 'm trying to get it tight , but it 's all -- luis : fancy , you need to get a move on here . sheridan : fancy . she almost -- luis : you got to hurry up , fancy ! fancy : i 've almost got it -- luis : fancy , no ! hang on , fancy . sheridan : luis ! [ scene_break ] ethan : gwen , where are you ? rebecca : oh , no , he ca n't see that gwen 's not here . and he ca n't find me here either . ethan : gwen ? rebecca : ok , what am i going to do ? um . if i run out the front door , he 's going to see me . i 've got to find some place to hide . but where , where ? ok , all right . time to gwen myself up a little bit . ok . ethan : gwen ? gwen ! hey ! honey , um , listen , can we talk ? there 's something that 's bothering me . rebecca : i , yeah , ah ... just a second ! ok , well , now what ? i 'm trapped , that 's what . oh , gwen , i hope things are going a little better for you with j.t . [ scene_break ] j.t . : oh , come on , gwen , look at the bright side . you get to keep all the money you brought . theresa : yeah , j.t . is right . now you and rebecca can go on being the two rich bitches that i 've come to know and loathe . gwen : oh , go to hell , theresa . theresa : you know , i think i 'm going to go to ethan instead -- with j.t . j.t . : coming , dear . theresa : yes . well , now we 're going to go to the b & b and show ethan the proof that you and your mother were the ones who exposed his paternity and framed me for it . well , you know what happens next . gwen : i ca n't believe this . i ca n't believe i 'm going to lose ethan . theresa : and jane . gwen : this ca n't be happening . theresa : well , it is . because i paid j.t . exactly $ 100 more than you did . and now he is going to come with me . we 're going to show ethan the proof that you and your mother were the ones who exposed his true paternity to the tabloid and framed me for it and you 've been lying about it all this time . gwen : but i love ethan ! theresa : well , good . you got your memories to keep you warm at night . and me -- i 'll have ethan . [ scene_break ] sam : hey . sheridan : sam , thank god you are here . paloma : luis just dived into the shaft after fancy . sam : without securing himself ? sheridan : yes ! sam : what happened ? paloma : luis tracked fancy 's cell phone here . when we found her she was part way down the shaft hanging from this platform and it gave way . chris : luis tossed her a rope so she could tie it around her waist so we could pull her up , but it was too late . paloma : when the platform gave way , fancy fell deeper into the shaft . and that 's when luis jumped in after her . sheridan : there is just no way luis could survive a plunge like that . [ scene_break ] fox : come on , kay , the suspense is killing me . just say what 's on your mind . kay : miguel and i ... we were just wondering if you were on the phone just now . { fox : uh - huh , right . ok , please , doctor , in english . what does that mean ? } no , no , i was n't on the phone . miguel : really ? because kay and i are sure we heard you speaking to someone in her room just a second ago . fox : oh , that , no , i was just calling out kay 's name when i woke up and i realized she was n't by my side . oh no . is -- is maria all right ? is that what the two of you are doing out here together so late ? you both went to go check on her at the same time ? is that what you are having such a tough time telling me about ? kay : no , no , maria is fine . fox : well , what is it ? something 's not right . kay : it -- it can wait . miguel : no , it ca n't , kay . fox : if you guys are thinking that i am mad because you are out here together , i 'm not . i trust you , baby , i mean -- we are getting married . miguel : yeah , about that -- getting married , i mean . fox : i know . kay : you do . fox : i owe miguel an apology . miguel : for what ? fox : for my part in all the fights that we have been having recently . i 've just had a lot of stuff on my mind . but everything is very clear to me now . kay : fox . fox : well , the point is , is that i want us to all get along , for your sake and for maria 's . life is too short to be spent arguing all the time . kay : i understand . miguel : we both do . fox : you know ... until very recently , i did n't realize how fleeting life can be . and i just ... realized that it 's one of the million reasons why i ca n't wait to marry you . [ scene_break ] gwen : i hate you . and j.t . , i hate you , too . you both ruined my life . theresa : oh no , you did this to yourself by lying to ethan all this time . gwen : all i did was help my mother email information , from your laptop by the way , to protect ethan from you . theresa : oh , well , think about it this way . you had your turn with ethan , and now it 's mine . j.t . , let 's go to the b & b and show ethan the proof . j.t . : and let 's take my car , since i can afford gas again . theresa : ok , perfect . barren and soon to be single . i think you should take a page out of whitney 's book -- join a convent . j.t . : ouch . gwen : oh , i ca n't believe this . i can not believe it has come to this over , what , $ 100 dollars that i knew was in there when i counted it at the b & b . [ phone rings ] mother ? rebecca : we have a problem . gwen : oh , we have problems all right . j.t . played theresa and me against each other . so whoever brought the most money tonight bought his help . so now , instead of leaving town , he 's going to tell ethan that you and i nuked his life as a crane . rebecca : oh , honey , i 'm so sorry . gwen : and the worst part is i lost by $ 100 . rebecca : oh . $ 100 , you say ? gwen : yeah . either i miscounted or maybe i dropped it when i was packing up the money , i do n't know . rebecca : yea um . well , honey , whatever happened , i just do n't want you to lose hope yet . gwen : mother , the situation is hopeless . rebecca : no , it 's not . just come here and help me . gwen : what are you doing ? ethan : gwen . rebecca : oh , hey . i just got in the shower . ethan : ok , but hurry up , ok ? because i do want to talk , all right ? rebecca : ok . gwen : what is going on ? rebecca : he thinks i 'm you and that i 'm in the shower . gwen : ah , what did you do to make him think that ? rebecca : honey , never mind . just get over here , dear . he ca n't find out that you went to go see j.t . gwen : mother , it does n't matter , it 's over . theresa won . i 'm going to lose ethan . rebecca : not if we keep ethan from seeing theresa . [ scene_break ] theresa : it is fate , j.t . after eight long years , i 'm finally going to be with ethan . j.t . : you get the guy , i get the gazillion dollars . now that 's what i call a happy ending . theresa : amen . let 's hurry , let 's go to the b & b and get there before gwen comes up with some kind of last minute reprieve . j.t . : yes , ma'am . theresa : what is wrong ? j.t . : well , how should i know ? theresa : j.t . , come on . we got ta get there . we got ta prove to ethan that gwen has done him wrong . [ scene_break ] gwen : why should i rush back to battle theresa , because she won . i mean , if j.t . does n't give the proof that we are two lying bitches , he is going to do it tomorrow . all because i was a stupid $ 100 short . rebecca : honey , that 's not what is important now . what is important is you keeping your husband . and you still can . you just have to keep him away from theresa . look , and what 's really good is he 's right outside the door here . and he is dying for you to get out of the shower and to give yourself to him on the altar of love . so you get on over here and get ethan in the sack , and i 'll get rid of theresita . gwen : theresa and j.t . already left . rebecca : just -- just -- just -- just get over here . and -- and do n't forget our money . gwen : fine , i will be right there . god . ethan : gwen . rebecca : um . yes ? ethan : honey , honey , listen -- i was thinking maybe i should join you in the shower . rebecca : naughty , naughty . ethan : no , no , i meant that i should be with you . you should n't be alone in there , given the fact that you were hit in the head earlier . rebecca : no , no -- i 'm fine , really . ethan : all right , all right , honey , but just do n't be too long , ok , because i do want to talk to you . rebecca : about what ? ethan : about what ? all right , honey , listen . i know you would never deliberately do anything to hurt me and then lie about it . but i have to tell you , theresa 's really adamant that -- that j.t . cornell has proof that you and your mother were the ones that outed me as a bennett , ok . you framed theresa for it and you 've been lying to me about it ever since . rebecca : oh , ethan ! ho , ho ! ethan : i know , i just -- i just want to put these questions to rest . i really do , so we can move on with our lives , ok ? rebecca : ok . oh , gwen , just get over here quick . if you do n't keep ethan from seeing theresa , your marriage is going to go right down the drain . [ scene_break ] theresa : hurry up , j.t . j.t . : ow . theresa : j.t . , come on , what is taking so long ? we got to get to the b & b. i 've got to prove to ethan the truth . j.t . : blah , blah , blah . yada , yada , yada . i am still diagnosing the problem . theresa : you drive a tin can . that is your problem . j.t . : for someone who 's always talking about fate , i would think you would think our delay is fate keeping you from being with ethan . theresa : fate wants me to be with ethan . j.t . : oh yeah , i think fate wants gwen to get there first . theresa : oh , no ! j.t . : yep , she 's heading off to the b & b . theresa : no , not if i can help that . ah ! theresa : missed her . all right . um , you know , i think you are wrong about fate , by the way . fate wants me to be with ethan . and as for gwen , it does n't really matter what she says cause i 've got you and the proof and you 're going to prove to ethan that i 've been telling the truth all along . j.t . : so , what 's the big rush ? theresa : what 's the rush ? i want this to be over with , j.t . i want ethan to know that gwen 's the one who ruined his life , who lied to him all this time . j.t . : then call him to come get us . theresa : that will take too long . j.t . : then we 'll call a cab . theresa : j.t . ? at this time of the night ? i 'm just gon na fix this myself . j.t . : you ? theresa : yes ! i grew up poor , all right ? and my brother , he -- he fixed cars , he taught me a thing or two . i 'm going to get this heap running in no time . [ scene_break ] fancy : ah ! ! paloma : he caught her . sam : oh , thank god . luis managed to stop their fall . paloma : is n't my brother amazing ? sheridan : i 'll say . fancy : luis , you saved us . luis : i might have prolonged the inevitable . fancy : what -- what do you mean ? luis : there is no way up . and if we fall , we 're done for . fancy : oh . sam : luis , listen up , you got to be patient , all right ? help 's on its way . luis : sam , is that you ? sam : yes ! listen , i got your messages . i have a rescue unit in another part of the cave trying to find the shaft you are in . luis : thanks , buddy . sam : there 's a problem , ok ? they said it could take a couple of days . sheridan : what ? paloma : no ! chris : why ? luis : days ! ? sam : yes , listen . the shaft 's too unstable . the only access is through smaller air vents inside the shaft and digging through tons of rubble . rescue said it could take up to a week . sheridan : a week ? paloma : but luis and fancy will be -- chris : -- dead by then . sam : well , not necessarily , all right ? we got these rescue packs , all right ? they 're loaded with food , water , blankets . but we need to get them down to them right now . luis : sam ! what 's going on ? sam : hey , just be patient , all right ? you , too , fancy . fancy : i am fine as long as nothing else terrible happens . fancy : ah ! ! sam : oh , my god , they have fallen again ! sheridan : luis ! [ scene_break ] fox : you know it 's funny how things can -- can turn on a dime . i never realized how tense i was making things for all of us . you know , until god sent me a little wake - up call . and then , that 's when i started realizing that i have to stop and focusing on the little things and start focusing on the big things , like getting married to you and being a family with maria , you , miguel for as long as ... for a long , long time . kay : honey , maybe you should go to bed and get some rest . fox : yeah . oh , the florist sent me an e - mail with all the floral arrangements and designs , they 're all set . and the quartet that you wanted , well , they 've called and they 'll be there . kay : great , great . look , if you think that i am going overboard -- fox : are you kidding ? i 'm only getting married once . kay : are you all right ? fox : oh yeah , i 'm fine . fox : oh . miguel : you sure you are ok ? fox : oh , yeah , i 'm positive , i just moved something wrong . listen , i forgot to brush my teeth , so i 'm going to do that miguel : why did n't you tell fox we want to be together ? kay : i ca n't believe you 're still harping on this . he just found out he is dying . now is not the time to tell him he 's going to go to his grave alone . miguel : so when are you planning on telling him ? hmm ? on your wedding night ? fox 's voice : miguel ca n't take kay away from me now . not when i 'm dying to marry her . kay 's mine , and i 'm keeping her now , no matter what i have to do . [ scene_break ] gwen : god , i hate not knowing what i 'm walking into . all right , j.t . 's car was n't outside , theresa 's car was n't outside , there was no limo either . why are they not here yet ? what is she waiting for ? she 's probably waiting until ethan and i are in bed together before she drags j.t . in there with his damn proof . gwen : oh . what , mother ? rebecca : where are you ? gwen : i 'm in the hall . rebecca : ok , ok , just -- just stay put . i 'm going to ask ethan to go downstairs and get me a cup of tea , and then make your move . gwen : ok . rebecca : ethan ? could you get me a cup of tea from downstairs ? ethan : yeah , sure . i 'll get us some tea and then we can talk after you finish your shower , ok ? rebecca : ok . gwen : mother , it 's me . rebecca : finally . ok , here 's the plan . gwen : mother , there is no plan . theresa is going to be here any second with j.t . he 's going to give ethan the proof that we actually are the monsters she 's been saying we are . he 's going to grab jane , he 's going to run off with theresa and it 's going to be tonight . rebecca : honey , do n't be so negative . we still have time to turn this whole thing around . gwen : no , we do n't . theresa won . all because i had $ 100 less than she did to pay be know , j.t . rebecca : you know , j.t . is not the most truthful guy . i mean , have you ever read his profile on myspace.com ? gwen : what is that ? rebecca : oh that , that 's just a -- a rat , you know . i mean this place is crawling with vermin . gwen : oh , there is a rat in here , all right . but it is not this blond wig . it is you . rebecca : me ? what did i do ? gwen : that 's what i would like to know . did you and ethan like -- rebecca : what -- what -- well , you are the one who told me to do whatever i had to to make sure that he did n't know you were gone . gwen : oh , my god , did you have sex with my husband . rebecca : no , absolutely not . gwen : and what is that ? rebecca : i was just playing monopoly with one of my escorts . gwen : with real money ? rebecca : well , you know the real stuff . i mean , it looks just like the fake stuff , looks like the real stuff . gwen : you took this off my pile of money that i gave j.t . rebecca : j.t . ? no , no -- gwen : how could you do this to me ? how could you do this to me ? you are the reason that i am going to lose ethan . rebecca : ah ! ; j.t . : are you there yet ? theresa : no . j.t . : what about now ? theresa : no . j.t . : now ? theresa : no ! j.t . : now ? theresa : ooh . all right . start her up . j.t . : well , i 'll be damned . how did you do that ? theresa : well , the thingamajig next to the what - cha - ma - call - it was loose , so i just tightened it . all right , put pedal to the metal . we got to get to the b & b and prove to ethan that he 's married to a monster . [ scene_break ] sam : oh my god , there 's nothing to stop them . sheridan : are you saying -- sam : i 'm afraid so . luis and fancy could die on impact . paloma : no . fancy : ah ! luis : hang on . sheridan : luis . sam : luis ! fancy ! sheridan : answer us . luis . they are n't answering . paloma : could they still be alive after falling all that way ? sam : i wo n't lie to you . it does n't look good . paloma : oh , god , i ca n't lose another brother . sheridan : this ca n't be happening . luis ! [ scene_break ] rebecca : gwen , you are choking me . you know how easily i bruise . gwen : you have ruined my life for the last time . rebecca : hey , i gave you my divorce settlement . gwen : oh yeah , without that , i would 've been million short and not just a lousy 100 bucks . but i lost ethan to theresa , mother . i lost him , i lost him . rebecca : sorry . gwen : what ? rebecca : sorry , i had to slap some sense into you . i did . look , you are my daughter and we do not let the men we marry call the shots . no , we do . you have to take control . you have to seize the moment and you have got to get ethan into bed with you . i do n't care what you do just drug him , slug him , drag him down into the basement , tie him up . but you , under no circumstances , none , can you allow theresa to take your husband away from you . ethan : honey ! i got your tea out here . can you come out and talk now ? gwen : ok , i 'll be out in just a minute . rebecca : ok , here , here . gwen : oh , god . oh ! rebecca : here , here , put that on . go ahead , come on , come on . gwen : take off my shoes . rebecca : ok , here , here . put this on . all right ? ok . just , just tuck it all . gwen : oh , my god -- rebecca : earrings , get your earrings ! just give them to me . oh , these are nice ! oh , here , come on . [ scene_break ] theresa : there it is , there it is , there is the b & b . all right , this is what we are going to do . you are going to park the car . i 'm going to find ethan . now do n't forget the photograph of you and rebecca in bed together and the answering machine tape . once ethan sees that i 've been telling him the truth , he 's gon na give gwen the boot and i 'm gon na get my man . [ scene_break ] ethan : you were in the shower for a long time . i was beginning to worry about you gwen : honey , i just really needed to relax . a hot shower really did the trick . ethan : yeah , i can show you another little trick , if you are interested ? rebecca : great minds think alike . gwen : i was thinking we could do that when we get to wherever it is we are going . ethan : you lost me . gwen : so i think , ok , i think we should get dressed , grab our passports , head to the airport and just hop on the first international flight we can , wherever it 's going . let 's go on an adventure . ethan : honey , we ca n't just go anywhere without jane . gwen : we 'll take her with us . ethan : what about work ? gwen : we 'll call in sick . ethan : honey , as tempting as your offer is , i 'd actually rather stay here and talk , like you promised . gwen : yeah , no , you are right . you are right . we 'll talk . there are some things that i think you need to know . gwen : i just want you to know how much i love you . ethan : and i love you , too -- you and jane both . gwen : that 's good . look , honey , sometimes things happen , you know . and later on we wish that they had n't . but they did happen , and it 's hard to admit that they did . so to pretend like they did n't happen you just , you just say they did n't happen . ethan : what are you saying ? you trying to tell me that ... you have been lying to me ? [ scene_break ] theresa : rebecca ! get out of my way . i 'm here to see ethan . rebecca : over my dead body . theresa : even better . uh ! [ scene_break ] miguel : look , i 'm not being cold - hearted about fox dying , kay . but if we do n't tell him that we 're getting married , he 's just going to go on thinking that you 're marrying him . kay : will you just drop this right now , please ? miguel : why ? is that what you want to do ? marry fox ? kay : no , that 's not what i want . but we ca n't just hit him with our news when he just got awful news of his own . fox 's voice : stand your ground , kay . do n't let miguel pressure you into telling me you two are an item now . if you do , i ca n't marry you before i die and i 'd lose you to miguel . miguel : look , fox should n't live his last few months thinking something is real when it is n't . kay , he deserves to know the truth -- that you want to be with me not him . kay : how can i break his heart right now , miguel , huh ? you heard him on the phone with his doctor . he is being so selfless wanting to keep me from being hurt when he just -- god , when he only has a little bit of life left . miguel : and what am i supposed to do ? just stand around while you marry another man ? kay : no , i do n't want that either . miguel : well then it 's time you tell fox the truth so that he does n't have to waste all his energy being strong for you . kay : but that 's his choice . miguel : and it 's my choice to level with fox about us . fox 's voice : you ca n't let miguel tell me the truth , not before she makes it to the altar . [ scene_break ] sam : luis , fancy , can you hear me ? sheridan : luis , answer us ! paloma : what if we have lost them both ? sheridan : no , please , no . paloma : what do we do now ? sam : luis ? fancy , can you hear me ? luis : sam , i 'm here . sheridan : oh , thank god . sam : better alert rescue right away . chris : can i help ? sam : follow me out of the cave entrance . mark it with these flares so we can alert rescue where luis and fancy ' exact position is . let 's go . paloma : what about fancy ? sheridan : oh , my god , my poor niece . luis ? how is fancy ? luis : i do n't know . luis : fancy . oh , my god . fancy . [ scene_break ] theresa : whoa . rebecca : ah ! theresa : uh ! rebecca : ah ! ah ! ah ! ethan : honey , what the heck are you -- ethan : what was that noise ? gwen : you know , mrs. henderson probably being clumsy downstairs , getting her late - night snack . ethan : yeah , but listen , what -- are you trying to tell me that you were lying to me or something ? gwen : look , it 's just that if you hear some things that seem out of character for me -- i just please want you to know that you are the one true love of my life . and i do n't want to live without you . ethan : is this about j.t . cornell ? because , gwen , i 'll tell you right now . if there is one thing that could keep us from being together , it 's theresa being right about this . theresa : j.t . has the proof , rebecca . and once ethan sees it , he is going to leave gwen and he 's going to come back to me ! ah ! ethan : was that the truth ? was it you and your mother that outed me as a bennett and framed her for it ? is that what this is all about ? gwen : ethan , this is about how much i love you . i love you more than anything in this whole world . ethan : honey , i love you , too . but i do n't -- ethan : what , did mrs. henderson just fall down the stairs ? rebecca : i will never let you get to ethan ! theresa : you will never stop me ! rebecca : oh yeah ? theresa : ah ! ah ! ah ! rebecca : oof ! ethan : what the heck is that ? [ scene_break ] fox 's voice : come on , kay . convince miguel that now is not the time to tell me you want to call off the wedding so you can marry him . if you tell me that , you might rob me of what little time i have left . suckers . miguel : you knew ivy was using david hastings to break your parents ' marriage apart and kept quiet about it . look how it 's come back to bite you , kay . not telling the truth to fox about us is the same thting . kay : no , it 's not . miguel : you know what ? i do n't want to argue any more , ok , and if you are not going to tell fox , i am . kay : miguel -- miguel : fox ! when you 're through in there i need to talk to you . fox : damn it , if miguel tells me that kay wants to be with him , then my plan 's finished . i 'll be right -- be right there , miguel . kay : please do n't do this . just wait to tell him about us , please . miguel : no , kay . fox needs to know the truth about us tonight . [ scene_break ] luis : fancy ? fancy , hey . fancy , hey . fancy , it 's me . it 's luis . fancy , hey , can you hear me ? listen , you need to hang on , ok ? help 's on the way . sheridan : luis , how is fancy ? paloma : luis ! luis : you were so brave to go after that killer . so beautiful , so brave . you ca n't die on me , fancy . you ca n't die on me . paloma : luis , what 's happening ? sheridan : is fancy all right ? luis : she 's hurt bad . really , really bad . sheridan : oh no . paloma : poor fancy . luis : just hold on . you have to hold on , ok ? i ca n't lose you . luis : i love you . [ scene_break ] gwen : wow , mrs. henderson 's really clumsy , is n't she ? ethan : i should go check on her . what if she broke her hip or something , gwen ? gwen : honey , is n't that what medicare 's for ? ethan : what ? gwen : it 's just , i need to know that you know how much i love you . ethan : i do . gwen : and you know that i would never , ever , ever do anything to intentionally hurt you right ? you believe that ? ethan : yeah , i -- i do believe that , gwen . gwen : good , because , honey , the truth , you know , it 's not always black and white . sometimes it 's complicated . ethan : i know that was n't mrs. henderson . rebecca : you are not getting up to see ethan , 'cause this is where you check out ! theresa : j.t . , meet me in ethan 's room . uh ! you lost , rebecca . and once j.t . shows ethan the proof , gwen will lose , too . ethan : gwen , why do you seem so on edge ? does this have anything to do with j.t . cornell ? does -- theresa : get your hands off of ethan , you lying bitch . ethan : what are you doing here ? theresa : well , your wife knows and you 're about to find out . j.t . ? in here ! ethan : j.t . ? theresa : oh yeah , j.t . he 's got the proof , ethan . he finally has the proof that your wife and rebecca , they sent the information to the tabloid , they framed me for it , and then they lied about it all this time . you start packing , gwen , because your time with ethan and our daughter is over . you 're out . [ next_on ] j.t . : the person who exposed your paternity to `` daily private lives `` -- fox : i want miguel to get the alistair crane special . paloma : talk to us , luis . what 's happening ? luis : she 's gone !
just when theresa thought she was going to get to ethan and give him the proof he wanted about gwen lying to him , jt cornell 's car refused to start . never fear , theresa knew how to take care of it , and they were soon on their way , but gwen managed to beat them to the b & b , and she tried to get ethan to understand that truth comes in many forms . he did n't get it . when theresa got there , rebecca was waiting , and a cat fight took place as she tried to stop her daughter 's rival from getting the truth to ethan . theresa overcame all obstacles , however , and gwen seems to be on her way out . fox kept up the pretense that he is dying , hoping that would cause kay to re - think her decision to dump him and marry miguel , which it seemed to do . miguel , however , could care less whether fox is dying or not , he wants to make sure his rival knows he won as soon as possible .
eve : t.c . , did you hear me ? i 'm off duty now . we can talk . you said you had something you wanted to tell me . liz : go ahead , t.c . give her the divorce papers . end it once and for all . paloma : jessica , i love all the mark products , but i just moved here from puerto arena , and i do n't have a job or anything yet . i ca n't afford to buy . jessica : oh , not to worry . you know where to find me when you are . i do n't believe in the hard sell . but here , let me give you a little welcome - to- harmony present . this is a juice gem . it 's squeeze - on lip - gloss with real fruit extracts in it . i 'm wearing this one now . paloma : well , i think you 'll have a new customer very soon . oh , i feel terrible . it was my fault that your sister kay and simone and tabitha got arrested at the bar the other night . if chad had n't been there , i would have been arrested , too . well , i 'm on my way in to apologize to them now . jessica : good luck . tabitha 's house gives me the creeps . paloma : i do n't know why . well , thank you , jessica . jessica : ok . bye . paloma : bye . oh , i hope they will forgive me . kay : oh . well , well , well , look who 's here . simone : the mexican paris hilton . kay : the original fiesta girl . tabitha : what are you doing here , paloma ? luis : there 's no sign of my father or mars . wheeler . sheridan : where could they have gone ? luis : i do n't know . pilar : my husband came back to me after all these years , only to leave me again ? why ? luis : well , for the same reason he ran out on us the first time , mama -- he 's a coward . he abandoned us . he walked out on us without so much as a word , and he never even bothered to get in touch with us in all these years . pilar : i still do n't believe it . luis : mama , mama , he admitted it , ok ? he admitted that he 's martin fitzgerald . pilar : no . no , i mean -- oh -- i always knew your father was alive and that he would come back to me someday , you know ? but then to just return and not have any explanation about why he left ? why was he living in mexico at my sister 's inn all these years , right next to paloma , never told her he was her father ? and that woman -- that woman he 's with , the one he calls his wife -- who is she ? sheridan : look , pilar , i mean , whoever she is , she is just as much a victim in this as you are . she did n't know he was a married man . luis : why would you say that ? what , did she tell you something ? sheridan : no , but i just know that she could n't have known about martin 's past . she 's a good , compassionate person . she never would have stayed with a man who abandoned his family . she could n't have . martin : hurry , darling . luis will come looking for us , but he 'll start at the main house . it 's a good thing you had the staff bring down our bags before we went out . katherine : well , i was just hoping to get a few more minutes with sheridan , maybe have the chance to tell her who i really am and try and explain why i left years ago . martin : no , no , you ca n't do that . it 's bad enough that luis knows i 'm his father . alistair ca n't be happy about that . if any more secrets come out , there 's no telling what he might do to harm our loved ones . katherine : well , then , is n't that all the more reason to stay , to try and protect our children from alistair 's wrath ? martin : no , sweetheart . as long as luis does n't know everything , he 'll be safe , and so will sheridan . now we have to go , katherine . now , i 'm sorry , but we have to leave harmony now . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life who will fail ? who will be the paloma : i -- i know you 're mad at me , and i do n't blame you , but -- kay : mad at you ? now , why would we be mad at you ? paloma : it was my fault that you got arrested and put into jail the other night . simone : everybody in the bar got arrested , paloma , because of you . it was a good thing that tabitha was able to bail us out , because my father would have killed me if he had found out . paloma : i 'm sorry . i did n't mean for that to happen . i was just having fun . kay : fun ? you call pitting one guy against each other for your favors so that they end up having some huge barroom brawl fun ? paloma : like i said , i did n't mean for that to happen . simone : how did you get away , paloma ? how come you did n't get hauled down to the station house with the rest of us ? paloma : well , chad was there when we heard the police sirens , so he got me out before the police came inside . simone : ok , so my newly discovered half brother rescues you , but lets me end up in jail . paloma : again , i 'm sorry . can you forgive me ? kay : well , what do you think ? simone : i do n't know . tabitha : i 'm not sure . kay : well , i am , ok ? she might want to apologize , but i have other plans for paloma . eve : well , all right , you can tell me what it is that you came to talk about . julian : just leave . you 've caused enough trouble . liz : i 'm not going anywhere . julian : what the hell are you doing ? liz : i am not going to miss the look on eve 's face when t.c . hands her those divorce papers . eve : all right , t.c . it 's just the two of us . what did you want to say to me ? sheridan : i know that i 'm right , luis . mrs. wheeler is not the kind of woman who would stay with a man that she knew was married . luis : all right , look , i do n't care what mars . wheeler knew or did n't know , ok ? i just want my father to pay for what he did to our family . pilar : i just want to know why ! i just want to know why your father left us . i know he loved us . and what caused him to leave so suddenly without leaving just a word ? and why would he live all those years right next to paloma and never tell her ? that woman he 's with -- who is that woman ? sheridan : if we 're going to get any answers , we have to find them . luis : all right . well , i called sam down at the station and asked him to have the police have a lookout for them . sheridan : who are you calling now ? luis : i 'm checking in with sam . yeah , chief bennett , please . hey , chief , it 's luis . any sign of them ? all right , well , just keep looking . all right , thanks . damn it . i do n't know where they could have gone . i want some answers , though . katherine : for years i fantasized about meeting my daughter , telling her what happened . i imagined that when i told her the truth that she would forgive me , that she would understand why you and i had to run away , that it was for the safety of our families . martin : honey , you might have been able to make sheridan understand , but with luis , it 'll never happen . katherine : he was so angry . the things he said about you -- martin : i deserved it . katherine : but if you told him the truth about why you left , the courage that it took to stand up to alistair to save me from all that abuse , and that the reason that we tried to stay away was to stop alistair from harming our loved ones -- no . i know he would feel differently . i know he would know what a good man his father is , and i know that he would forgive you . and i would hope that perhaps if i told sheridan who i really am that she would forgive me , too . but if we left , martin , if we left , we 'll never get that chance . you and i would miss the opportunity to be reunited with our children forever . i really do n't know if i could bear it . martin , please . please , is there some way that we can stay ? please ? julian : would you get away from that damn door ! liz : hey ! go to hell , julian . julian : listen , you are wasting your time ! liz : oh , really ? julian : t.c . is not going to give her those divorce papers . liz : so you keep saying . julian : he is not going to give them to her because he still loves her . liz : no , he does n't , not anymore . julian : if he really wanted a divorce , he would have had someone else serve those papers , but he did n't . he came himself because he wanted to see her again . liz : no . julian : he wanted to give her a chance to save their marriage , because , despite all of your efforts to keep them apart , he wants to take her back . and that just drives you crazy , does n't it ? you know , actually , i feel sorry for you , because even now that t.c . knows everything there is to know about eve 's past , he still loves her more than he could ever love you . liz : he will love me , julian . julian : no , he wo n't . you 've never learned your lesson . whenever you compete with your sister , you -- you always lose . eve : oh . you -- you found the d.n.a . it was supposed to be an anniversary present for you . did you like it ? t.c . : it 's amazing to see all of these pictures of us together . eve : i know . and there 's a lot of great memories . let me start it from the beginning for you . [ jazz plays ] eve : look , t.c . , i know things have changed between us . singer : the very thought of you eve : but i know that one thing has n't changed , and that 's the fact that we had a wonderful marriage , had a wonderful life . look . god , our girls really are beautiful , are n't they ? what a happy family we were , a great marriage we had . we could have that again . singer : i 'm living in a kind of a daydream martin : sweetheart , we 've been over and over this again , and you know that in your heart there 's no way that we can stay . i mean , first of all , for alistair to bear the humiliation of the world knowing that his wife left him for another man , especially one of his workers , he would destroy everyone we 've loved . katherine : but it was n't like that . martin : yes , i know . we fell in love after we ran away . but alistair does n't know this , nor does he care . it 's bad enough that luis and pilar know who i really am . but for sheridan to find out about you ? i mean , who knows what alistair would do ? it 's too dangerous . we ca n't take the chance . katherine : what about your family ? how can we leave when all they think you are is a coward ? they 're going to remember that about you forever , and it 's not true . martin : i 'd rather them think the worst of me . alistair will go on a rampage if the truth gets out , and everyone knows that we left because he was abusing you . let them -- let them think i 'm a coward and a bum . it 's for their own good , the good of everyone else . katherine : i ca n't believe that 's for the good after seeing the pain in pillar 's eyes . martin , she really does deserve to know the truth . martin : no . if the rest of the truth comes out , she 'll be hurt even more . she 'll be destroyed , and so will everyone we love . katherine : i was just desperately clinging to the hope that i could spend more time with sheridan . i was hoping there was another way . but i know we have to leave . i know we have to leave . pilar : i still think something terrible happened to make your father just walk out on us like he did . and you 've always thought , mijo , that alistair had something to do with it . sheridan : martin did say my father did have something to do with his disappearance . he just did n't say what . luis : look , my father ran out on his family , ok ? and i 'm sorry , but there is no excuse good enough for that . [ phone rings ] luis : lopez - fitzgerald . ok , sam , thanks a lot . they found papa . i 'm going after him . sheridan : i 'm coming , too . pilar : so am i . luis : no , no , no , no . you stay here until you 're well enough , ok ? pilar : luis , please , just help me out of this bed or i will do it myself . come on , now . luis : all right , then . pilar : please ? luis : take it easy . [ playing theme music ] singer : you are my passion for life paloma : ay , por favor , i said i was sorry . what are you going to do to me ? kay : nothing . nothing . paloma : nothing ? [ endora coos ] simone : we understand . paloma : understand what ? simone : why you acted so wild and crazy and got those boys all worked up so they 'd fight over you . paloma : i told you , i did it because i thought it was fun . kay : no . you did it because you 're angry with your mom . paloma : what ? simone : we understand . we 're mad at our moms , too . paloma : how do you know -- kay : hmm -- everyone in harmony knows that after your father abandoned your family pilar had to send you to mexico to be raised by your aunt . paloma : great . the whole town knows my business . this is so embarrassing . simone : i can relate . everyone in harmony knows that my mother had an illegitimate son with julian crane . kay : yeah , and that my mom left my dad and ran off with her first husband . the point is , is that we understand . simone : sure , we do . that kind of thing , it messes with your mind . it makes you so mad you just -- you want to do crazy things . kay : if you were acting wild , it 's just because you were trying to figure out how to forget about how unhappy you are . you know , you were just trying to dull the pain . paloma : yes . yes , that 's exactly how i feel . sometimes the anger is so fierce inside me that i think i 'll explode . [ tabitha giggles ] tabitha : kay could n't care less about little paloma 's damaged psyche . oh , she 's just trying to make points with miguel 's sister in case he ever comes back to town . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : yeah . but we are going to use her anger to our advantage , are n't we , endora ? yes , we 're going to nurture it and watch it grow until it builds into such a crescendo that it 'll make the night we got arrested look like a trip to universal studios . oh , yes . when we unleash paloma on harmony , no one will be safe . right ? eve : oh , look , t.c . do you remember that , when we took everybody to universal studios in los angeles ? singer : i 'm living in a kind of daydream t.c . : i remember . eve : and we were on that tram , and that 's when that `` jaws `` shark leaped up out of the water into my face and scared me to death . t.c . : you were screaming so loud , it sounded like it came from the `` psycho `` house . eve : i was so frightened ! then you took me in your arms and made me feel safe . i 've always felt safe in your arms , t.c . i know i hurt you . i never meant to . and i lied , and i 'm sorry . the one thing that i never lied about was my love for you . i love you with all my heart . look . even in the pictures , the love between us is so clear . do n't give up on us , honey . remember we promised to love each other through good times and bad times . could n't we try to get through these bad times together ? because i know in my heart that there are more good times in the future for us , many , many more good times . katherine : i pray to god you 're right , martin . i just hope we 're doing the right thing . martin : so do i , my love . but i ca n't think of anything else to do . we have to leave . it 's the only way . and we can never come back . katherine : all right , i 'm ready . luis : huh . oh , no . you 're not going anywhere , papa . list ? ? you can tell santa yourself when he comes to town for the annual christmas parade . liz : what kind of fool do you think t.c . is ? even if he could forgive eve for everything she 's done , lying to him and their daughters about everything , she was your whore , julian . t.c . will never forget that . julian : t.c . will realize that everything eve did was long before she met him . liz : he hates her . her daughters hate her . julian : they 'll work it out . liz : what is wrong with you ? when t.c . divorces eve , she 's free to be with you . is n't that what you want ? julian : i told you , what i want is for eve to be happy with or without me . liz : well , it 's going to be with you . she 's damaged goods , and t.c . wo n't touch damaged goods . [ jazz plays ] eve : try to remember the goods times , honey . try to remember how great our marriage was . i know what i did was terribly wrong , and i 'm so sorry . but now , i mean -- now there 's no more secrets . and all you 're going to get from me is what you had before all of this started -- my undying love and devotion , to you and to our daughters . i know we can make this work , t.c . and i know that whitney and simone will forgive me if you do . so can you ? can you find it in your heart to forgive me ? paloma : this is amazing . i know that chad turned out to be your mother 's love child with julian crane , but i did n't know you had been love with him . simone : yeah , which actually feels a little weird now that i know he 's my half brother . so now you can understand why when i found out that my sainted mother was nothing but a tramp i wanted to get a little wild , too . kay : you do n't understand . simone 's mom was , like , dr . perfect , the kind of mom who did nothing wrong . simone : i ca n't tell you how many times my dad talked about how perfect she was , what a great role model she was , how we should be like her . kay : my dad said the same thing about my mom -- till her first husband showed up . simone : look , the point is , is that both our mothers turned out to be not the people we thought they were . mine lied to me all my life . she made me think she was so good and pure , and all the while she knew she was a tramp and a drug addict . paloma : ay , dios . kay : yeah , and my mom threw me and my baby out of our house so she could just take off with good old david . paloma : kay , that 's so terrible . tabitha : kay and simone are not telling the absolute truth . but what the heck . makes for some good stories . kay : so listen , even if your mom had to send you to mexico because she could n't afford to take care of you , i know that she loved you . simone : we could all see it , paloma . paloma : if she loved me so much , why did she send me away ? kay : your father left , you know , and if he had n't , maybe she would have never sent you to mexico . but she was desperate . she felt like she had no choice . paloma : yeah , that 's what she told me . but i still do n't understand . why me ? why not theresa or , no se , luis , miguel , or antonio ? kay : who knows ? maybe she thought it was best for you . but think about this , ok ? my mom chose to leave me . she had a choice , and she chose to be with another man and her son with him over us , her family . she destroyed my dad . simone : and my mother destroyed my father . both our families are a mess , but your mother never stopped loving you or your father . kay : yeah , did you know that she lit a candle for your dad every night , waiting for him to come home ? simone : she loved your father , and she loved you , too , paloma . do n't ever doubt that . luis : so , what , you taking a little trip , huh ? going to run away from us again ? coward . you make me sick . you know that ? pilar : luis , calm down . sheridan : please do n't start anything again . katherine : come on . luis : you going ? why do n't you look . look at mama . why do n't you look at what you 've done to her . she 's worked her whole life to support us . it 's no wonder she got sick . martin : pilar , i am so sorry . luis : would you shut up . you know , there 's really nothing that you can do to make up for what you 've already done . pilar : luis , just calm down . this is between my husband and me . there are some questions i need to ask your father , so just please calm down so -- so i can talk to him . luis : all right . all right , fine . pilar : i have some questions i need to ask you . and i want to hear the truth . you understand ? martin : i understand . pilar : why did you leave me ? please tell me why . tabitha : paloma does n't quite believe their story , does she , endora ? all that talk about how pilar loved her little baby girl is n't going down very well , is it ? and that 's good for us . oh , yes . paloma will be a vessel for our side , my little witchlet . we just have to wait for the exactly right moment to strike . kay : your mother had no choice . she had to give you up . see , my mom did n't have to leave us . she wanted to . you know , there was a time when i trusted my mom more than anyone in the world . and when i was little , if i had a nightmare , she would come in and tickle my back and tell me that she would never let anyone or anything ever hurt me . and i always felt really safe , really loved . and i felt sorry for anyone who did n't have a mom like her . simone : i can remember when my mom used to take me to the hospital for mother- daughter day and how impressed i was that everyone was coming up to her , asking her questions and treating her with all this respect . i was so proud to be dr . russell 's daughter . paloma : you both sound like -- like you wish you had your mothers back even after all the horrible things they did . kay : i guess i would . simone : so would i. i think i 'd give anything to have my mom and dad find their way back to each other , we could be a family again . liz : what would you do if you were in t.c . 's shoes ? and do n't tell me you 'd forgive and forget , because i heard how you divorced ivy once you found out that she had an affair with sam bennett . julian : she lied to me about ethan being my son . liz : oh , like eve lied to t.c . about the son you shared ? julian : no , the difference is i did n't love ivy , i loved eve , the way that t.c . loves eve . liz : he does n't love her anymore ! and even if he could forgive her for lying about her past with you and your love child , he could never forgive her for the accident she caused . julian : that 's just what it was , liz -- an accident . liz : accident or not , she was driving your car drunk . and when that car slammed into t.c . 's , it shattered his knee and ended any chance he had of a tennis career . that led to his father 's broken heart and , eventually , to his death , and that memory , julian , is one that t.c . can never get past -- never . julian : that 's because you wo n't let him . liz : you are damn right i wo n't let him ! i wo n't let him forget what eve did ! i want eve to suffer . and i am going to make sure she loses t.c . , her daughters -- everything in her life as she knows it . you said every time i compete with my sister i lose ? well , you 're wrong , julian . not this time . this time i win . eve : look at these pictures , t.c . are you sure you really want to turn your back on all the years that we 've had together and all the love that we 've shared , all the love that we 've made ? just give our marriage another chance , honey . i know that we can be happy . just give us another chance . t.c . : this is a wonderful anniversary present , eve . eve : thank you , honey . t.c . : the pictures are amazing . i mean , they are really amazing . eve : i know , are n't they ? i had such a hard time narrowing down . there were so many good ones , so many great memories . t.c . : yeah . so many great memories . but there is one picture that you forgot , eve , one picture that i do n't see on the d.v.d . eve : really , honey ? what picture is that ? pilar : answer me . why did you abandon us ? luis : do n't bother even asking him . all he 's going to tell you are lies . pilar : luis , stop . your father will answer me . martin : it 's very simple , pilar . i left because i loved you . i had to go . i had no choice . pilar : i always felt that somehow that was the reason , that something happened that made you leave , you had no choice and you were forced to do what you did . what kind of danger were you in that made you alter your face so ? martin : i am so sorry , pilar . luis : oh , man . you know , i ca n't even believe you 're listening to this garbage . he 's lying through his teeth ! pilar : i understand . but why -- why did you stay away ? why did n't you call ? why did n't you send a letter ? why did you let me think that you might be dead ? martin : i could n't contact you . it would have put you in danger . pilar : i understand . and this woman ? the woman that you call your wife , she 's -- she 's part of your cover , right ? i mean , she ca n't really be your wife . she ca n't be , because i know that you would never betray me and our marriage . she 's just someone posing as your wife so that you could stay anonymous . is n't she ? kay : i hate to admit it , but i do miss my mom . simone : so do i . [ endora coos ] tabitha : did you ever hear such sentimental hogwash ? oh , all moaning over their meandering mommies . makes me want to barf . kay : especially now that i have a baby , there 's so much more that i understand now and there are so many things that i want to share with her , i just -- and so much i want to tell her . simone : i just wish that there were some way i could get past all this anger and , like , really talk to my mom like we used to . but things are so different now . it 's too late . kay : but it 's not too late for you , paloma . you can still have a good relationship with your mom . simone : you have no idea how much you 'll miss it if you lose it . kay : keep your mom close , because if you do n't , you 'll regret it . paloma : i will think about everything you 've said . thank you . tabitha : enjoy your bonding moment , girls , because by the time i 've finished with paloma , her mother and her entire family will be in utter shambles , just like kay 's and simone 's . [ tabitha hums ] liz : it 's too quiet in there . what 's happening ? julian : whatever happens , let eve be all right . eve : so which picture 's missing , honey ? you tell me , and i will add it to the dvd . t.c . : do you want to know which picture is missing , eve ? eve : yes . which is it ? t.c . : the picture of my dead father . i do n't see one of him . liz : told you he 'd never take her back . eve : oh , t.c . t.c . : i guess you could n't find one of those , could you ? my poor father lying in his coffin , dead of a broken heart ! our marriage has about as much of a chance at surviving as my father rising from his grave . eve : t.c . , no . t.c . : you know what , eve ? if that is not good enough for you , i 'm going to give it to you straight . our marriage is over . i do n't ever want to see your face again . pilar : martin , please , tell me about mrs . wheeler . i understand that you had to leave to protect me and our family . i understand that you could n't contact me because of danger . please tell me that this woman -- that woman is not your wife , because i know that you would never betray me and our marriage , would you ? luis : mama , please , come on , open your eyes . it 's pretty damn obvious that he 's been with this woman for a long time , ok ? pilar : mijo , please . please , let me talk to your father . luis : well -- pilar : you should know that in all the years i was alone i never , ever betrayed our vows . there have been no other men ! martin : you know , maybe we should talk alone . pilar : no . luis needs to hear the truth . he deserves it . and sheridan is part of the family . she deserves to know the truth , as well . and that woman , she knows the truth . so should we . now , tell me , was she just a cover ? was she just pretending to be your wife ? was she ? now you tell me . were you just pretending to be his wife ? what were you doing with my husband ? martin : pilar , pilar , leave her alone . i ca n't go on any longer . martin : this woman -- she is n't a cover , pilar . she 's my partner , my wife . pilar : no . no ! oh , god ! luis : you bastard . pilar : oh , god ! kay : oh , my gosh , simone , he says he 's coming home ! miguel 's coming home ! tabitha : paloma is primed to help the dark side . katherine : i 'm going to answer all of your questions . pilar : you whore !
pilar is still trying to find out why martin left them and never contacted them , but he is n't talking . he and katherine try to leave town before alistair can cause problems for the family but do n't quite make it before luis catches up with them .
esme : we 're going to go do some serious damage to our platinum cards . noah : knock yourself out . i 'll be waiting outside . esme : hmm . that 's good to know . i may need some help trying things on later . coming , fancy ? fancy : uh -- yeah , in a sec . i left something in the limo . esme : well , whatever it is , we 'll just buy another one . fancy : i just need a minute . esme : all right , but hurry up . i do n't like shopping alone . as a matter of fact , i do n't like doing anything alone . and keep your hands off because i saw him first . [ scene_break ] tabitha : well , maria 's down for her nap . kay : thanks . tabitha : no problem . i knew you wanted to spend some quality time with my little girl . kay : oh , she 's an angel . tabitha : oh , please , kay , hush up . kay : oh , you know what i mean . she did me such a huge favor this morning with valerie . i do n't think i 'm going to have to worry about her moving in on me with fox . tabitha : yeah , well , i would n't count on her backing off , either . and even if valerie is a nonissue , it 's very unlikely that you and fox will stay together . kay : but he loves me . tabitha : which will count for absolutely nothing in the face of the spell i cast , not to mention the fact that fox 's mother hates your guts . it 'll be nothing short of a miracle if you two survive as a couple . kay : well , then a miracle it will be . tabitha : oh , you 're living in cuckoo land , kay . if i were you , i would accept what fate has in store and move on . you and fox are finita . [ knock on door ] fox : hey . the door was unlocked . i hope you do n't mind . i just -- kay : hi . fox : let myself in . hey , kay , do you have a minute ? i need to talk to you , now . [ scene_break ] sam : sure you want to look at those ? ivy : i want to remember him the way he -- he was , not the way he is . sam : has there been any news ? ivy : not that i know of . eve was supposed to get some test results back , but she has n't called . sam : i could n't ask for a better son . ivy : yeah . he is something , is n't he ? i know i neglected my other children , but right now i do n't regret one minute of the time i spent fussing over ethan , not at all . he was always -- he was always special . sam : you should be proud of him . ivy : i know it was n't fair to the others . i just could n't help it , you know ? i knew he was your son , and every time i looked at him , i saw you . he 's so much like you , sam . sam : well , you raised him . i mean , you should get all the credit in the world for how he turned out . ivy : `` how he turned out . `` ok , how will he turn out , sam ? how will he turn out now that his promise has been snuffed out by theresa who put enough pills in the guacamole to kill a horse ? sam : even you know theresa intended those pills for alistair . the fact that ethan ingested them is a tragic accident . ivy : i do n't call it an accident , sam , not when theresa has made it her life 's work to destroy ethan and gwen 's marriage so she could have him all to herself . no , this was bound to happen sooner or later . theresa 's sick obsession with my son has cost him his life or -- or left him irreversibly brain - damaged . sam : whoa , we do n't know if either one of those will come to pass . we have to wait for eve and the lab results . let 's not look back . let 's look forward at our amazing son 's life . ivy , i have to believe that ethan is going to pull through this , and so do you , because if we do n't , he 's lost and so are we . [ scene_break ] gwen : eve , please . please just tell me . i need to know if ethan 's ever going to be the way he was again . look , you do n't need to sugarcoat it for me , ok ? you just need to tell me in words that i can understand . please tell me that ethan is not brain - damaged and he 's going to be back to his old self in time . i do n't care how long it takes , as long as he recovers . eve , please tell me that . [ scene_break ] fancy : i still do n't believe you . you must have known esme had hired a car today . noah : esme ? what kind of name is that ? forgot who i was talking to . to someone named `` fancy , `` `` esme `` actually sounds kind of normal . fancy : you do n't have to insult my name . noah : why not when you insult me by accusing me of driving you around in this stretch limo monstrosity on purpose . you know , i got a news flash for you , fancy , all right -- not everything i do is about you . you know , scratch that . nothing i do has got anything to do with you . fancy : ok . then what are you doing here in that ridiculous getup ? noah : a job is a job , fancy . not that i 'd expect you to understand that . i forgot , the only worthwhile position in harmony is working for your sick , homicidal grandfather . fancy : at least you would n't have to wear that stupid hat . noah : all right , i 'm not having this conversation . why do n't you go join erasmus or whatever her name is ? fancy : ugh . noah : what ? esme : fancy , come on . i found the most adorable alligator bag that i 'm dying for you to see . noah : one can only imagine how the endangered species of the world cower when they see the likes of you two strolling around . fancy : oh , shut up , mr . perfect . noah : go on . come on , you do n't want to waste one moment of shopping for your precious necessities . esme : fancy , hurry up . come on , we 'll pretend like we 're in paris and spend tons of money . nobody does it better than you . noah : at least you have the good grace to look embarrassed . fancy : you know , you do n't know anything about me . noah : you know , i know that you and i are very different . fancy : hmm , i wo n't argue with that . noah : will you be needing anything else , ma'am ? fancy : oh . do not call me `` ma'am . `` noah : in the chauffeur 's manual , it tells us to refer to our female customers as `` miss `` or `` ma'am . `` i ca n't afford any complaints on my first day , not if i want to help my father out with the bills . fancy : well , it 's not necessary . noah : you know , allow me to get the door for you . fancy : oh , no , no , thank you . i can do it myself . [ scene_break ] kay : fox , look , i know you 're disappointed in me , ok , i know that you demoted me to errand girl because you think that i screwed up that whole singapore project thing , but -- fox : well , you know -- kay : i swear to you i ran that scan . fox : yeah , no , i know that . kay : fox , i would never be so careless about something that is so crucial to your career . fox : right . kay : the thing is , is that i think that someone deliberately tried to make it look like it was my error , someone who is deliberately out to sabotage me . fox : huh . well , that 's interesting . that 's not what i wanted to talk about , though . kay : what else have i done wrong ? fox : no , no , no , you have n't done anything wrong . that 's -- that 's the thing . i wanted to apologize to you , actually . kay : for what ? fox : well , you know , for -- for being so hard on you lately . all this pressure that i 'm under , all this stress from my grandfather pitting me against chad , it 's gone to my head . i think i 've taken it out on you , you know , and -- and i 'm sorry about that . kay : i just -- i do n't understand , because earlier today you were telling me to go get coffee while you were listening to all of valerie 's suggestions . fox : you know , i know , i know , and now that i think of it , that seems kind of insensitive . i 'm going to make sure that does n't happen again . so what do you say ? can you forgive me for being such a jerk these past couple of days , maybe cut me some slack ? kay : look , there 's nothing to forgive , ok ? i love you and i completely understand all the pressure you 've been under at work . fox : you do ? no wonder i love you so much . tabitha : oh , it 'd be better if he made a clean break with her . it 's only going to hurt all the more when it falls apart , piece by piece like humpty dumpty . fox : oh ! so i have a surprise . kay : ok . fox : i 'm taking the rest of the day off , which means you do n't have to go back to work , either . kay : but you have so much to do today . fox : yeah , yeah , all that stuff -- wait till tomorrow , you know ? so what do you think ? is it ok if we spend the rest of the day with the girls ? you have a problem with that , tabitha ? tabitha : well , i -- kay : well , she actually -- she just put maria down for her nap , and i was going to read to endora . fox : read to endora ? kay : yeah . fox : well , i 'll read to endora . what does she like ? what 's her favorite ? tabitha : well , she 's absolutely crazy about fairy tales . any one of those will do . fox : yeah ? you know , some of these are pretty dark , huh ? tabitha : are they ? fox : yeah . tabitha : had n't really thought about it . i suppose they 're not called the brothers grimm for nothing . fox : oh , here 's one . the beautiful princess gets rescued by her adoring knight . how much do you want to bet they live happily ever after ? tabitha : oh , well , they do n't all end up that way , fox . kay : too bad real life is n't that simple . fox : says who ? kay : oh , nice try , buddy . both of our parents ' marriages were pfft . fox : yeah , but it does n't mean that they all go south , ok ? we 're going to break the mold , you know ? we 'll do it right . tabitha : that 's what you think , buster . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : do n't you even think about it , you little munchkin . tabitha : now you 've done it , endora . kay : oh , my goodness . fox , we 're in the fairy tale . tabitha : do you have any idea how this particular story ends ? i think not . [ scene_break ] eve : the results are n't completely conclusive . gwen : ok . eve : no test results are . they usually just provide a basis for a course of treatment . gwen : does that mean he 's going to get better ? eve : no , we do n't know about that now . what i 'd recommend after looking at all of this is -- is additional tests . theresa : that 's not what you said yesterday . you said these results were supposed to be conclusive . gwen : yeah , but you told me that these tests were supposed to determine the likelihood of ethan 's recovery . i mean , you told me that last night . eve : well , that 's what i was hoping . you know , but we doctors , we do n't know everything , you know , especially when it comes to brain damage . gwen : i know that you 're holding out on me . my god , eve , i feel like i 'm trapped in a nightmare that i can not wake up from . eve : that is why i want to be very certain before i give any kind of definitive diagnosis . i 'm going to see the head of neurology and see what she thinks . i imagine that she 'll want to start a scan and measure ethan 's brain activity . gwen : eve , i thought that was done when ethan was first brought in here . what does that test say ? eve : it 's just a jumping - off point , gwen . gwen : no , do not give me the doctor 's runaround . i am ethan 's wife and i deserve to know what 's going on . eve : gwen , there 's something that we touched upon that needs to be brought back up again . gwen : what is that ? eve : do you know if ethan has a living will ? have you been able to check into that ? gwen : so that 's it ? that 's just it ? ethan 's not going to get any better ? that 's what those tests say ? [ scene_break ] sam : i look at his face at 15 or 16 and i see so much of myself there . ivy : so do i . you two , you 're so much alike , you know ? it always amazed me that people could n't tell right at first glance that he was your son . sam , i 'm sorry . i am so sorry that i denied you and ethan all those years together . i 'll never forgive myself for lying . sam : ivy , do n't . one thing i 've learned is that regret and self - recrimination do n't do anything . the important thing is that ethan and i know that we 're father and son now . we have the rest of our lives to make up for the lost years . ivy : i hope so . sam : ivy -- ivy : no , sam , what if we lose him ? i mean , what if we -- what if we 've already lost him ? because i do n't think i could bear that . sam : i 'm not sure i could , either . [ scene_break ] gwen : eve , you 're scaring me . please just tell me what those test results say . eve : gwen , i 'm trying to give you the answers you want , the answers that you deserve . gwen : then why are you beating around the bush ? eve : because i do n't want to scare you and i do n't want to give you false hope . you know , test results -- they 're just numbers , honey . they 're just statistics in a range that gives you a partial picture of how a patient is doing . they do n't tell the whole story . honey , i would be doing you and ethan a huge disservice if i were to rush to judgment too quickly . gwen : eve , i 've been going out of my mind all night waiting for these test results , and you -- you led me to believe yesterday that these test results would at least be somewhat conclusive . eve : and i am telling you that they are , to a point . i 'm sorry , gwen , that 's -- that 's all i can give you right now . gwen : ok . ok , so ethan needs more tests , but i still want to know what those results say about his condition . eve : honey , these are not going to mean very much to you . gwen : listen , try me . try me , ok , because i 've been doing research on the causes and effects of various degrees of brain damage since this happened . i know more than you think . eve : this is going to just -- gwen , gwen -- gwen : oh , my god , eve . no wonder you did n't want me to see these , because it 's going to take a miracle for ethan to recover . theresa : no . [ scene_break ] clerk : are you sure you do n't want to try these on ? esme : no , i 'll just take them . oh . fancy : what if they do n't fit ? esme : well , then i 'll donate them to charity and buy things that do . fancy , you do not seem in the spirit of our spree . do you want to go to another store ? fancy : no , this is fine . i 'm just not in the mood . esme : hmm . well , then you must be coming down with something because that is so not like you . esme : oh . i told you he was hot . but do n't get any ideas . i totally saw him first . fancy : who said i was looking at him ? i thought i saw someone i knew passing by . esme : oh , right . well , do n't worry . if you really like him , i promise i wo n't tire him out completely . but i get first dibs . fancy : you 're sick . esme : oh , sick in love . fancy : you 're in love with every cute guy you see . that 's not love . esme : well , it will do until the real thing comes along . oh . i 'll be right back . fancy : where are you going ? esme : you 'll see . and do n't worry , you 're going to love it . oh , driver ? i need you in here for a minute . [ scene_break ] tabitha : well done , my little cronelet . your first time out and you zapped fox and kay right into their very own fairy tale . it looks as if they 're about to get married . oh , dear . [ endora squeals ] tabitha : yeah , it 's as i remember . oh , i 'm afraid you 've picked the wrong story if you were looking for a `` happily ever after `` ending . oh , muttering mugwarts , this is even worse than i thought . you did n't think this through at all , did you , child ? no , i do n't think so . oh , we 'd better get in there pronto . although i do n't know if there 's anything that we can do to alter the course of destiny as it 's written . tabitha : well , here we are , endora , smack in the middle of your fairy tale . sam : what a glorious day in our kingdom , queen ivy . my daughter princess kay is marrying your son prince foxworth . ivy : over my dead body . father lonigan : lacking in sight though i am , the spirit of love permeates the air as we gather together to bless the union of princess kay and prince foxworth . tabitha : how on earth did i ever give birth to such a romantic little soul ? must be your father 's side . there 's not a hint of lovey - dovey nonsense in my gene pool . endora , next time you feel compelled to muck about inside a fairy tale , do pick one without a fire - breathing dragon in the next chapter . what , you say ? you do n't see any fire - breathing dragons here ? check out queen poison ivy herself . ivy : forgive me , dear , i left something i want to give princess kay in the castle . i wo n't be long . sam : but the wedding 's already begun . ivy : you can fill me in on what i missed later . [ scene_break ] gwen : my god , eve , this is worse than i even thought . eve : gwen , these do not tell the whole story . gwen : eve , it 's right here in black and white . ethan is -- there 's no brain activity . when were you going to tell me ? when were you going to tell me that my husband is brain - dead ? eve : i am not giving up , and neither should you . gwen : yeah , you may believe in miracles , but after losing my two babies , i really do n't think that god is interested in me or my happiness anymore . you know , my sarah is gone , my unborn son is gone , and now ethan is gone , too ? eve : that 's why i did n't want to show you these results . honey , these results are from tests that were done yesterday , last night . any number of things could 've changed since then . gwen : eve , if there 's no brain activity -- eve : as of last night , not today . gwen : look , i know you 're just trying to make me feel better . eve : no , i would n't do that . because it 's possible and it 's probable that we run the tests , we 'll get the same results . but until then , we really do n't know . gwen : that 's why you kept asking about the living will , right ? because you do n't think ethan is going to get better . you think he 's going to lie there staring into space the rest of his life , hmm ? theresa : no ! gwen : oh , theresa , what the hell are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] noah : is there something i can do for you , miss ? esme : well , as a matter of fact , there is . now , i have found the most sumptuous pair of men 's lounging pajamas , and i wanted to buy them for a friend of mine , but i do n't know his size , and you seem to be of the same build , so i was thinking that perhaps you could try them on and then i could see how they fit . fancy : oh , for crying out loud , esme . noah : i 'd be glad to . esme : hmm , what a sweetheart . noah : hmm . esme : well , do you have anything you 'd like noah to try on , fancy ? i mean , while he 's in the dressing room , we really should take advantage . fancy : no . no , thanks . esme : what is wrong with you ? we could have so much fun with him . oh , do you remember that adorable cabana boy in st. barts ? you had him so busy lathering you with lotion and peeling grapes that we had to find him another job because he got fired . fancy : noah 's not like that . esme : what ? you sound like you know him . fancy : i mean , it seems like he 's not like that . esme : well , then i like him even more . there 's nothing like the challenge of a real man to get me going . esme : hmm . very , very nice . noah : i 'm glad you like them . esme : `` them `` ? oh , right , them . i like them very , very much . and the fit is -- well , the fit is just how i like them to fit . do you like them , noah ? noah : you have excellent taste in pajamas , miss . esme : oh , please , call me esme . and i have excellent taste in more than just pajamas . [ scene_break ] fox : thou art everything to me , my beautiful princess kay -- the sun , the moon , the stars . tabitha : for crying out loud , is he going to personally thank every speck of sand in the universe ? kay : your love for me could be no more than mine for you , my dear starling . suddenly , it is so dark . fox : hmm . i do not see any storm clouds . tabitha : you 'll wish that 's all it was . fox : never mind , friar . let us complete the ceremony . father lonigan : of course . ahem . now , where was i ? sam : how strange . and whatever happened to queen ivy ? she 's been gone far too long . father lonigan : heaven above , what is it ? fox : my own eyes must deceive me , friar . it can not be what it seems . father lonigan : i 'm blind as a bat , dear boy . spell it out for me ! fox : it is something enormous , something evil ! something i 've only heard tell that is said to live in the forest primeval . father lonigan : not the dragon ! fox : yes , friar , a creature of such proportions as i have never seen . it appears to wish us harm . i must protect my kay . kay ? kay , are you all right ? kay : i ca n't see you , foxworth ! the flames are too high ! oh , no , it 's coming my way ! fox : kay ! my kay ! whatever you do , do n't go into the forest ! oh , my god , my darling kay ! sam : save her , prince foxworth ! do n't let the dragon take my daughter ! fox : never fear , sire . i would give my life for that of your daughter . i shall bring her back to you safe and sound . tabitha : what the heck does he think he 's going to accomplish on foot ? the lad needs all the help he can get . fox : never fear , my beloved ! i am coming to your rescue ! [ scene_break ] gwen : this is n't happening . how dare you spy on me with eve . eve : oh , for god 's sake , theresa . gwen : who the hell do you think you are eavesdropping on the most important moment in my life ? theresa : i asked dr. russell if i could hear the test results , gwen , and she said that i could n't , but i had to know how ethan was doing . gwen : you get out of here . you of all people have no right to know what is going on with my ethan ! he is here because of you and you alone ! theresa : look , it was an accident , gwen . you have to know that it was an accident . i love ethan and i would never , ever hurt him . gwen : you know what , theresa , shut up ! just shut up ! you take your sick love for my husband and you get the hell out of here ! you go find a church and you beg for forgiveness ! theresa : i never meant for this to happen . gwen : you know what , that does n't cut it ! it never did , and it most certainly does n't now ! if you have n't literally stolen the last breath out of his body , you 've done one thing worse -- you have stolen his mind , theresa ! because of you , he may never see again , love again , laugh again , live again ! get the hell out of here ! get out of the hospital and do n't you dare come near my husband again ! theresa : i 'm not leaving . i have as much right to be here for ethan as you do . [ scene_break ] ivy : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry about all the tears . i -- sam : hey , do n't be silly . i 'm as worried as you are about ethan . i think i got a handkerchief around here somewhere . ivy : please . sam : here you go . ivy : thank you . ivy : what is it ? sam : i had some plans before everything that happened to ethan . maybe they should wait . or maybe right now is the perfect time . ivy : i 'm sorry , sam , i do n't understand . sam : let 's just say that life has been teaching me a lot of things lately . and the main one is that it 's a mistake to put things off . we have to seize our moments since we never know how many we 're going to have . ivy , there 's something that i have to ask you . [ scene_break ] esme : i know , i was amazed , too . who would 've thought there was one decent store in fancy 's hometown ? well , yes , but she 's being a complete bore , if you ask me . oh , but you should see the men in this town . our driver ? oh , does the word `` hot `` mean anything to you ? fancy : can you wind that up , esme ? esme : see what i mean ? i have never known her to be so cranky . must be from lack of partying . well , later , fuff . oh , i forgot to tip the shop girl . she 'll be hanging our discards till closing . fancy : i can manage . noah : knock yourself out , but it is my job . fancy : go ahead , noah , say it . noah : what 's that ? fancy : that this is exactly what you would expect of me . that esme is just the sort of person you think i hang out with . that all i like to do is shop and ride around in limousines . noah : why would i say anything when you 're doing such a good job of it yourself ? fancy : oh , go suck an egg . noah : you 're very mature . did i ever tell you that ? fancy : what do you call yourself ? noah : just a lowly , humble guy trying to make a buck . not that you 'd understand any job that pays less than six figures . fancy : i think it 's nice that you want to help out your father . noah : right . you know , you 've made it very clear that you think i 'm nothing but a jerk . you know , what does this matter ? the sooner i get you and your friend back to the hotel , the sooner i can go back to my own life . esme : i slipped her a 100 . i do n't even think she 's ever seen one before . noah : will you be needing anything else before we return to the hotel , ma'am ? esme : hmm . let me think . um -- i 'm sure i can think of something . esme : oh , i ca n't believe you 're not as interested in adam as i am . fancy : adam ? esme : adam . noah . whatever . it 's not his name that i 'm interested in . ooh , let 's see if he 's interested in doing a little overtime . fancy : i thought you had to get to new york . esme : oh , well , unlike harmony , new york is open all night . i have a few hours left and i would like to spend them with noah . fancy : i think he 's already booked elsewhere . esme : well , let 's see about that . um -- noah , i 'm going to be needing another favor . noah : oh , of course , miss . esme : when we get back to the hotel , i 'll need you to park the car . i was thinking you could come up to my suite . noah : will that be with just you or the two of you ? esme : oh , well , first , i was thinking it would just be you and i , but if fancy 's interested , i can share . fancy : esme . noah : whatever you like . i charge by the hour . esme : wonderful . keep the meter running then . noah : it 's your dime . [ scene_break ] sam : things have n't always been easy for us . ivy : no . jessica still despises me . she thinks i 'm to blame for all of her problems . sam : which is n't fair . and i know that you and kay do n't always see eye to eye . ivy : no . no , we do n't . sam : but the truth is , ivy , i love you . and i 've come to realize that i have n't been fair to myself or you by refusing to honor it . we lost each other for the wrong reasons years ago , and i 'll be damned if i 'm going to let that happen again . ivy : sam -- sam : look , there will always be obstacles and situations that will threaten to get in the way , but at some point , you have to ignore those because if you do n't , you could lose what could be your last chance for happiness . ivy : sam , are you saying what i think you 're saying ? sam : if you 're thinking that i 'm saying that god 's given us a second chance , that i want to make the most of it , and that i love you and i want to spend the rest of my life with you , then , yes , that 's what i 'm saying . ivy , will you marry me ? ivy : sam -- sam : is that a yes or a no ? ivy : i -- if you 'd known how long i wanted this and -- and how long i 've dreamed about this -- oh . of course i 'll marry you . of course i will . of course i will . [ scene_break ] kay : ah ! you look just like queen ivy of crane ! oh , my god , that 's who you are ! ivy : i warned you , kay of bennett . i warned you to stay away from my royal progeny . but would you listen ? oh , no , not you , and now you 'll pay the price . kay : ah ! fox : lady kay , where are you ? good galahad . i 've got to rescue my damsel in distress . tabitha : i know you want to help fox and kay , but there 's no point . our witchly powers are useless when it comes to dragon smiting . i told you , she 's impervious to our dark charms . i 'm afraid our friend kay is what they call toast . kay : ah ! let me go , let me go ! ivy : in your dreams ! kay : fox ! fox , please help me ! [ scene_break ] gwen : what part of `` get out `` do you not understand ? theresa : gwen , i 'm not leaving . gwen : get off ! eve : that 's enough , that 's enough . this is not helping ethan . gwen : you know , i 'm at my wits ' end here ! theresa : and i 'm not , gwen ? gwen : are you kidding me ? eve : you should not be fighting each other . what you need to do is be preparing yourself for every eventuality . theresa : and what does that mean , dr. russell ? gwen : you know what , get out of here ! stay out of this ! my husband does not concern you ! eve : gwen , i need you to be thinking clearly . now , we 're going to do some more tests on ethan , like i said , and there is a possibility that the first battery missed something , but in the meanwhile , i still need to know if ethan has a living will . we have to have it on file . gwen : well , you would n't be asking me that if you did n't fear the worst . you do n't think ethan 's going to recover , do you ? [ next_on ] noah : do you still have feelings for me ? you would n't still be in love with me , would you , fancy ? gwen : you are willing to kill ethan , the man you love ! fox : mother , no ! kay : ah !
fox , kay , tabitha , and endora end up at tabby 's house after the office fiasco , with fox apologizing to kay for being so hard on her . she swears to him that she did the scan , and says someone is trying to get her fired . while he does n't seem to believe that , he 's willing to put it behind them , promising not to treat her so badly again . he is taking the day off to spend with kay and the babies , and starts by reading a fairy tale to endora . she takes the opportunity to make fox and kay the main characters , prince foxworth and princess kay . they are being married , but queen ivy of crane is n't happy and leaves . all of a sudden a dragon flies over and chases kay to the woods . fox vows to save his love , jumps on a horse , and rides after them . ivydragon catches kay when she falls and picks her up , flying off with her . endora tries to zap her , but witches have no power over dragons . it looks like ivydragon is getting away .
tabitha : let 's see what 's going on around harmony , shall we , endora ? oh , oh ! it looks like we 've tuned in just in time . pilar has finally found out that `` mr . wheeler `` is really her long - lost husband , martin fitzgerald . and whereas she 's been celibate as a nun all these years , mr . wheeler has been doing what men do with mrs . wheeler . oh , do n't worry , endora . there 's much more pain and suffering to come . oh , yes . the evil seeds i planted so many years ago are growing into big , thick , beautiful vines , winding their way throughout harmony , choking the good out of everything . and now we have paloma here . i think it 's time to bring the lopez - fitzgerald family to its knees , do n't you ? oh -- oh , dear , so naive and so angry . what a lovely catalyst you 're going to be for the dark side , paloma . hmm . and the best of it is she is n't going to know we 're using her ! endora : wow ! tabitha : wow ! kay : listen to me , paloma . whatever else happens , ok , no matter how angry you are , do n't lose your relationship with your mom , ok ? i know it sounds corny , but there 's nothing like that mother - daughter thing , and i did n't realize that until mine left . i would give anything to get it back . simone : me , too . i mean , even after all the awful things i found out about my mother , i miss her . i miss the incredible relationship we had . paloma : i never had a relationship with my mother to miss . i do n't even know her . kay : maybe not , but you know what ? you 've got something going for you that we don't . your mom 's here , and she still really loves you . so do n't blow that . paloma : wow , we made a mess . i 'm going to take some of this to the kitchen . kay : you think she 'll listen to us ? simone : your guess is as good as mine . kay : i would give anything to have my parents back together . simone : me , too . but i have this terrible feeling it 's just never going to happen . liz : i told you t.c . would give eve those divorce papers . i knew he would never take her back , and now they are finished . julian : well , thanks to you . you caused eve all this pain . liz : oh , please do n't blame me , julian . she brought it all on herself -- with a little help from you , of course . eve : we said , `` for better or for worse . `` ca n't you even try to forgive me ? t.c . : eve , i came close when i found that d.v.d . you made for us of all those wonderful memories of our lives -- our wedding , our honeymoon , our family trips that we took together , special moments , our birthdays , our daughters . then i started thinking about all the pictures that you did n't include . you drunk , doing drugs , partying with julian , driving a car that hit me that night that took away my tennis career ! it also took away my father , who died of a broken heart because of it . eve , i can never forgive you for that . and i do n't care how many warm and fuzzy photos that you put on some damn disc ! our marriage is over . pilar : no . no , no , this ca n't be ! luis : shh , shh . she 's your wife ? she 's your wife ? what about mama , hmm ? what , did you conveniently forget about her ? did you conveniently forget about your five kids ? because we did n't forget about you . no , we were worried sick about you . martin : no , i didn't . pilar : how ? how ? how and why ? why ? we took vows . in the eyes of god and everyone else , we are still married ! martin : pilar , i 'm sorry . luis : yeah , well , i 'm going to make you sorry . sheridan : luis , don't . luis : you know , all this time i thought i never wanted to see you again . but let me tell you something . i 'm so glad you came back because eve : you 're really divorcing me ? liz : goodness , we heard yelling in here . is everything all right ? julian : this is between eve and t.c . liz : i am her sister , julian . i belong here . is n't that right , eve ? eve : oh , you lying bitch ! you did this . you talked t.c . into give me these papers ! i know you did ! this is your fault ! liz : i am not the liar . i 'm not the drug addict and the whore ! this is all your fault . eve : you know that 's a lie ! t.c . : liz is right , eve . eve : no , she 's not right ! ca n't you see that she manipulated everything ? t.c . : liz may have helped for the truth to come out . eve : helped ? t.c . : eve , if you had n't lie about all the things that you said , there would be nothing to come out . you 're responsible for this , eve , just like you 're responsible for your past -- not liz , you . julian : it was n't eve 's fault . she was a victim . blame me for what happened in her past . t.c . : well , i do , julian . i blame both of you . eve : t.c . , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry for everything . t.c . : eve , it 's no good . you know what ? you have lied so many times to me , i do n't know what to believe . i do n't know if you 're really sorry or not ! eve : no , i am ! i 'm sorry ! i 'm not lying , i swear i 'm not ! t.c . : you know what ? `` sorry `` does n't cut it anymore . you did what you did . now accept the consequences . tabitha : ooh , the boys in the basement are going to be very happy with all these developments , endora . very happy , indeed . [ footsteps ] tabitha : oh , here comes our little pawn now . [ endora laughs ] tabitha : oh , did you need something , dear ? paloma : oh , no , i 'm just cleaning up the mess we made in the living room . tabitha : oh . oh , what exemplary good manners you have -- so rare in your generation . recyclables are over there , dear . well , you were obviously brought up right . paloma : thank you . are you making soup ? tabitha : oh , yes . i 'm always cooking something up over there . why do n't you sit down . i 'm so happy to be alone with you . i 'd like to get to know you a little bit . paloma : kay told me how generous you 've been , letting her move in with maria and not minding when she has friends over . tabitha : oh , you people keep me young -- and my little endora , of course . [ endora fusses ] paloma : oh , she 's beautiful . tabitha : yes , she is . so , tell me about yourself , paloma . how do you like being back in harmony ? paloma : well , it 's quite different from puerto arena , but it 's beautiful . and everybody 's been very nice . tabitha : yes , yes , it is a lovely little town . it must be so nice for you to see your family again , too , although i bet you hardly recognize them after all these years . paloma : i was just a baby when i left . tabitha : yes , yes , i know you were . hmm . must be especially heartwarming for you to see your mother again . paloma : yes , i guess so . tabitha : i 'm so glad she finally sent for you after all these years . i know my little endora -- how much she misses me when i leave her with a sitter for an hour to go shopping . but your mother must be thrilled to have you home . yeah , the mother - daughter relationship is very important to her , as anyone who ever saw her with theresa could tell you . you know , since the pregnancy , my mind is like a sieve . remind me , dear -- why did your mother send you away in the first place ? paloma : well , after my father disappeared , we did n't have much money , so my mother could n't afford to have all five of us , and she thought i 'd have a better life living with tia maria in mexico . tabitha : oh , yes , yes , that 's right . i remember now . and did you , paloma ? did you have a better life in mexico ? paloma : i do n't know . tabitha : well , the important thing is that pilar believed you did . and she did n't worry about you one bit . no , not for a moment , all the time that you were away . paloma : what ? tabitha : she must be one of the strongest women i have ever met . i mean , i go into a panic when i 'm separated from endora by more than three blocks . and pilar -- her baby was more than 3,000 miles away . but it did n't seem to stop her enjoying every moment of her life here in harmony , and doting on her other four children as if they were the only thingin the world . sickening , actually . luis : you lying bastard . pilar : no , do n't , mijo . this is between a husband and a wife . luis : you can not trust him . all these years that you waited for him , were faithful to him ? you should have been here for us -- to protect us , to take care of us ! but you weren't . no , i had to do everything . i had to take care of everything because you were down in mexico with your new wife ! martin : luis , i know i have no defense , but you have to understand -- pilar : understand ? did you say `` understand `` ? you think there 's a suitable explanation for running out on your wife and kids ? for taking another wife ? for committing bigamy ? martin : no , ellen and i were n't married in the church , not legally . pilar : oh , and that 's supposed to make it all right , martin ? oh , my god . what a fool -- what a romantic fool . i actually believed you before when you said that you abandoned us because you loved me , because it was the only way that you could protect me and the children . you did n't do it to protect us . it was all lies ! your heart was n't in it , martin ! it was all sex . you abandoned us for another woman ! katherine : pilar , you have it all wrong . pilar : you whore ! see this pill ? i helped invent it . kay : you know , at least you know where your mom is . simone : yeah , with julian crane . kay : in harmony . mine 's somewhere in europe with david . i ca n't even talk to her . simone : yeah ? well , i did n't just lose my mother . i lost chad , too . at least when he was with whitney , i could still hope to get him back . but now that he 's turned out to be our half brother , it 's -- it 's just all way too freaky . kay : tell me about it . i mean , who would 've thought that our lives would be so totally messed up ? you know , i may not be able to see my mom or get my pares back together , but i can do something about my family here . simone : like what ? kay : i 'm going to email miguel . i 'm going to try to convince him to come back to maria and me . i mean , the three of us are a family , and it 's time that he accepted that . it 's time that he forget about chasing after charity and he come back to us . tabitha : but i know one thing for a fact , paloma . your mother missed you desperately . paloma : you do ? really ? tabitha : oh , yes , absolutely . that 's why she spoiled your sister and brothers , so she would n't have time to think about how much she missed you . paloma : she spoiled them ? tabitha : oh , yeah , shamelessly . especially theresa . whenever i used to see pilar , theresa was always with her . oh , she told me that she loved her boys . but her little girl , her sweet teresita , was special . she could n't be away from her for a single minute . paloma : i 'll bet . tabitha : paloma 's blood is beginning to boil . very soon we 'll unleash all that rage on our little town of harmony . martin : are you ok ? katherine : yeah . pilar : a ti nunca te importe mientras tu estabas en mexico . pero otro cuento con esa puta ! luis : mama -- calmate , mama , por favor . pilar : you 're a slut . you are nothing but a cheap homewrecker ! sheridan : pilar , that is not true , all right ? she did n't know anything about martin 's past . i 'm sure of it . pilar : then you lied to her , too ? you used her ? martin : no . u do n't understand . pilar : oh , really ? i understand , martin . i understand perfectly well . we meant nothing . your family meant nothing . our vows -- our vows before god meant nothing to you ! martin : that 's not true . i hated leaving you . pilar : mentiroso ! martin : it tore my soul in half ! luis : yeah , well , it healed in a hurry when you got a new wife , did n't it ? pilar : how -- how could you ? how could you , martin ? do you know that the belief that one day my love , my husband -- he would come back to me from whatever it was alistair did to you -- that 's what got me through all of it -- the poverty , the whispers , antonio 's death , my illness -- all of it ! but i will never , never get over this ! luis : yes , you will . i 'm going to take care of you . come on . katherine : i hate to see luis and pilar suffering so much . martin : this is not your fault . katherine : but if they knew the truth , if they knew what alistair did to us , they would understand and maybe they 'd be able to forgive . martin : pilar will never forgive , and she 'll never understand about us . katherine : i -- i 'm so sorry , martin . i 'm so sorry . martin : no , you 're not to blame , katherine . alistair is . i mean , damn him for all the pain that he 's caused us , to our families , and damn him for all the pain he continues to cause . singer : you are my passion for life eve : that 's it , then , julian . it 's all over . my marriage , my life , everything . julian : no , that 's not true . eve : no , it is true ! look at that ! julian : don't . eve : these papers mean i 'm a failure . i 'm a failure as a woman and i 'm a failure as a wife and i 'm a failure as a mother and i 'm a failure as a person . julian : listen to me , listen to me . you made some mistakes . we all do . it 's called being human . but you 're not a failure . liz : oh , yes , she is , julian . eve , you are a complete and utter failure . so why do n't you do us a favor and leave t.c . alone ? as a matter of fact , why do n't you leave harmony altogether ? julian : you are a vile excuse for a human being . liz : that is rich coming from you , julian . julian : you may think you have won , but destroying eve and dragging her down does n't make you a better woman . liz : eve did this all by herself -- well , with your help , of course . t.c . , let 's get out of here . eve : no ! please ! t.c . , please ! please do n't leave me ! if not for my sake , then for the children ! kay : come on , miguel . answer my email . simone : you do n't even know where he is . all you know is that he 's somewhere looking for charity . kay : well , that 's the beauty of the internet -- you do n't have to know where somebody is . simone : but he might not be anywhere near a computer . kay : well , he has his laptop with him , and libraries , coffeehouses -- all sorts of places have internet hookups . simone : i know . i just do n't want you to get your hopes up . kay : he answered me . i knew it ! i knew it 's him , i knew it 's miguel ! oh , my gosh , he answered me . oh , my gosh , simone ! he says he 's coming home ! miguel 's coming home ! paloma : mama said she could n't stand to be away from theresa even for a second ? tabitha : yeah . she loves that little girl more than life itself , and she 's always spoiled her rotten . even as a child , theresa wore only the finest designer clothes . she always lked like she 'd stepped right out of a fashion magazine . paloma : i went to a catholic school . all i was allowed to wear was my uniform . tabitha : oh , dear . well , pilar should 've sent you some of theresa 's hand - me- downs . your sister had a new wardrobe twice a year . paloma : but everyone told me there was never any money . tabitha : yes , well , that 's right , dear . i remember pilar telling me more than once that money was tight . but she would sacrifice anything , even miss meals so her little teresita would have her beautiful clothes . paloma : she found the money to buy designer dresses for theresa , but not to buy a plane ticket to bring me home ? martin : this all could 've been avoided if we 'd gotten out of town before they all arrived . damn ! i hate that they found out who i am . katherine : you told me not to judge myself . i 'm telling you the same thing , martin . martin : we have to leave harmony now before they find out anything else . we ca n't give alistair any more reasons to hurt our children , and above all , we ca n't let sheridan know you 're her mother . katherine : maybe -- maybe sheridan would accept me . martin : you just saw what happened when pilar and luis found out my true identity . they were furious , beyond furious . they still are . i mean , do you -- do you really think that sheridan would react any differently if she found out that you left her to let her believe that you were dead all these years ? katherine : maybe if we were totally honest with her and we told her all about alistair and what he did to us , i -- i believe she would understand . i do . martin : you 're wrong , katherine . i wish you were n't , but you are . plus , the more people that know , the angrier alistair will be and the more likely it is he 'll hurt tm . i mean , his ego could n't take the world knowing that -- that you abandoned him all those years ago . that 's why he set up this whole charade that you died . if the people found out the truth , he 'd feel so humiliated that -- that who knows what kind of vengeance he 'd wreak on our families . katherine : but if the secret came out , it would give him so much public attention . it would be much harder for him to exact that kind of vengeance . martin : come on , he killed antonio and got away with it . do you really want to put sheridan and julian in that kind of danger , or your grandchildren ? katherine : no , no , i don't . ok , we -- i know we have to leave . martin : ok . they 're distracted . let 's just -- come on . pilar : luis . luis : where the hell do you think you 're going , huh ? where do you think you 're going ? papa ? what , you 're going to leave us again ? no . no , no , i do n't think so , not until i get some answers from you . ba da ba ba ba kay : miguel is coming back to harmony ! oh , my gosh , this is so great ! i ca n't believe this . i ca n't believe this . simone : hey , hey , hey , read the whole email , kay . after he asks about maria and tells you that he 's sending you some more money to help care for her -- kay : `` i 'm coming back to harmony . `` simone : `` as soon as i find charity and convince her to come back with me . `` kay : what is it between those two ? gosh , why ca n't he just let her go ? simone : i think it 's called love . kay : well , the girl is literally running away from him . i mean , here i am waiting for him , wanting him . why ca n't he just see that ? simone : um -- i do n't know . maybe it has something to do with the fact that you 've lied to him so many times he 's lost count ? or all those times that you manipulated him , or when you tricked him into sleeping with you and getting you pregnant because you -- kay : ok , ok . i get it . but i would have never done those things if i did n't love him with every fiber of my heart and soul . if charity loved him 1/4 as much as i do , she would n't be running from him and hiding from him . oh , he emailed me again . you know what ? i bet that he had second thoughts about that last email and i 'll bet that , after hearing from me and thinking about me , he 's going to come back to us . tabitha : you know , the other night i saw a piece on nbc news . it was all about mothers who could n't cope with the stresses in their lives so they abandoned their children . i mean , can you imagine ? i ca n't bear being away from my little endora for a single moment , and to -- to actually abandon your baby , to send it away somewhere else -- well , i do n't know . i do n't know how any self- respecting mother could do that . oh . oh , paloma , i 'm sorry , dear . i did n't mean that -- that 's not what your mother did . no , pilar wanted a better life for you . that is the only reason that she abandoned -- that she -- that she sent you away to live with your tia maria . martin : look , son -- luis : no , do n't you call me `` son `` ! you lost that right a long time ago when you ran out on us , or did you forget ? and now you 're trying to do it all over again with your mistress here ? what the hell is wrong with you ? pilar : i used to feel sorry for women who could n't trust their husbands . i was so proud to be married to a man who respected women and the sanctity of his marriage vows . i used to brag to my friends what a loving , loyal , faithful husband i had . maybe that was my sin -- pride . god , how stupid , blind . martin : i never meant to hurt you . pilar : you 're no different than any other lowlife who cheats on his wife . you 're no better than alistair crane . i mean , he 's a bastard , but at least he 's honest about it . he does n't lie about who or what he is . but you -- you pretended to be this honorable , good man , but you were nothing but a pig ! katherine : pilar , please stop . you do n't know the whole story . pilar : i know enough . you abandoned me and my children . he used you . he lied to you about the fact that he was married . he 's despicable . katherine : it 's just not true -- martin never lied to me . i knew everything . fi ll allergy season 's the worst . kay : `` i forgot to ask -- has anyone in harmony heard from charity ? i keep running into dead ends . if anyone there knows where she is , please let me know asap . love to maria . miguel . `` like i 'd tell him even if i did know . simone : at least he answered your email right away . kay : but he 's not coming back to me . simone : but he 's not ignoring you either . he 's thinking about you and about maria . he 's sending little checks to help care for her with all those odd jobs that he 's doing . kay : yeah , while he 's searching the planet for charity . simone : but you 're on his mind . that 's something . kay : yeah , yeah , i guess you 're right . i mean , it could grow , especially if he keeps running into dead ends . he has n't completely turned his back on me , not like my mom did . i ca n't even contact her . simone : my mom used to print out her day planner and put it on the refrigerator so that me and whitney could always know where she was . now , since she broke up with my dad , all i ever know is that she 's somewhere in harmony -- maybe at the crane mansion , maybe at the hospital . something awful could be happening to her right now and i would n't even have a clue where to look . eve : t.c . , please . please do n't leave me . for the sake of whitney and simone , please do n't leave me ! t.c . : eve , let go of me . show some self - respect . eve : what for ? what do i need self - respect for if i lose you ? do n't you understand , t.c . ? i will do anything . i 'll do anything to keep our family together . t. : eve , i do n't know what to say . liz : well , t.c . , you do n't have to say anything . let 's just go . eve : oh , god , you ca n't go with liz . did n't she lie to you , too ? she did n't tell anybody that she was my sister , and she just stayed around in harmony plotting and planning and insinuating herself into our family 's life . and all the while she was just lying in wait like a snake in the grass , just looking for an opportunity so that she could -- could have her one goal in life , which was to destroy my life ! liz : i did not destroy your life , eve , so do n't you put that on me . julian : why not ? that 's where it belongs . she 's your own sister . you did everything to destroy her . liz : and what about what she did to me ? abandoned me to be abused by my father , leaving me there so she could run off to be your whore ? julian : eve was never a whore ! liz : t.c . , all she 's ever done is lie to you , manipulate you . do n't let her do it again ! eve : t.c . , honey -- honey , i was a good wife and i was a good mother , and now that my secrets are all out , i can be all of that again and more . do you remember how happy we were ? we can have all that again , sweetheart . and i know you 're angry about the accident , honey , and about your father -- i know it and i know that it 's all my fault . but i really did n't remember until recently that i was driving the car and -- and as for the rest of it , i mean , you and i had n't even met yet . please , please just give me a chance to redeem myself . even god will forgive you if you -- if you regret your sins ! t.c . : god is going to have to forgive you , eve . i can't . eve : please , t.c . , do n't do this . please . please . t.c . : it 's over , eve . stop making a fool of yourself . eve : please . please , t.c . , please . please , t.c . , please , i love you ! i love you ! oh , god . tabitha : i 'm sure that pilar thought she was doing the right thing . she must have been in a terrible state , the poor dear , and so embarrassed , having such a wonderful husband and then not being able to hold on to him , having him run off with another woman . paloma : my father did n't run off with another woman , and he did n't embezzle money . alistair crane did something to him . tabitha : yes , yes , that 's the story pilar has been telling since the day he left . well , maybe it 's true . maybe all the rest is gossip and lies . paloma : uh - huh , it is . it is . tabitha : yeah , well , i ca n't help wondering about a husband who runs away fr his wife and children . i mean -- i mean , what could a woman do to make her husband abandon his family ? what kind of woman could make her husband so miserable that he runs away from his own children ? paloma : i do n't know . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : well , i really outdid myself this time , endora . the boys in the basement are going to be very happy . paloma is primed and ready to help the dark side . sheridan : you knew ? katherine : yes . i knew . everything . pilar : what kind of a tramp would choose to be with a man knowing he had a wife and children ? katherine : to understand that , you have to know the whole story . pilar : tell me the whole story . tell me the truth . make me understand why my husband left me , why he abandoned his family , why he lived in my sister 's hotel in mexico next to his daughter paloma and never told her he was her father . why he never wrote or called to tell us he was alive . please , one of you make me understand ! what kind of a man would do such a thing ? martin : you ca n't do it . katherine : we have to . the door is already open . if we do n't tell them the truth now , it is too cruel . sheridan : how did you know about his past ? when did you find out ? katherine : sheridan , i always knew . sheridan : how ? who are you ? t headaches a lot . eve : oh , god , julian . it 's all over . liz : i told you i would see you lose everything , and now i have . julian : you may think you won , but you just made e biggest mistake of your life . eve : oh , julian , what am i going to do ? what am i going to do ? kay : ok , forget about your mom , ok ? i 'm sure she 's fine , but i 'm not . what are we going to do if miguel keeps looking for charity ? simone : there 's no guarantee he 's ever going to find her . and even if he does , she might not want to come back to harmony with him . i mean , she did leave . kay : yeah , yeah , you 're right . you 're right . i just hate not knowing . ugh . i just wish that there was some way that i could bring him back here now , alone , so we could finally be a family . simone : we 're all wishing for things , kay . you want miguel . i want my mom and dad to get back together . paloma wishes she was never sent away . but we have to live in reality , no matter how awful it is . kay : i just feel so alone , you know , and paloma has her mom here to help her get through stuff . simone : except she hates her . kay : hey , maybe we got through to her . you know , maybe she 's starting to realize how much her mom really does love her , how much her whole family loves her . paloma : i have to go . i have a lot of thinking to do . tabitha : oh , we were having such a nice talk . i was going to make some tea . paloma : thank you for your hospitality , mrs . -- ms. -- tabitha : oh , call me tabitha . paloma : tabitha , tell kay and simone i said goodbye . tabitha : oh , of course , and you drop by any time , dear . you 're always welcome . say `` ta - ta , `` endora . ta - ta , ta - ta ! well , let 's see what 's brewing , shall we ? boom . excellent . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : oh , paloma . when you find out the truth , your whole family is going to explode . paloma : i have to talk to my mother right now . sheridan : answer me , mrs . wheeler . please . i want to know . who are you ? martin : do n't do this . please . pilar : my husband . katherine : i 'm sorry , martin . we ca n't keep this a secret any longer . pilar , luis , sheridan , it 's time that you all knew the truth . i 'm going to answer your question . i 'm going to answer all of your questions . but i 'm going to start first by telling you exactly who i am . ivy : bennett residence . sam : what 's wrong ? ivy : it 's grace . luis : mr. wheeler is martin fitzgerald . paloma : it is true . pilar : paloma ! whitney : you know what ? if you go through with this , i would n't blame gwen if she went crazy and tried to kill you .
kay and simone try to convince paloma that her mother and the rest of her family really love her and hated having her in mexico . however , once they are through , tabitha tears down everything they accomplished by making it seem as if pilar only cared about the other four kids , especially theresa . kay e - mails miguel and learns he 's still bound to find charity .
liz : this is working out the way i wanted . tc is furious with eve for giving whitney her blessing to co to la with chad . puff dog and his homeys were about ready to kill us all . you know chad and ethan tried to strike a deal but he was n't hearing it . julnn .. you came to the rescue . fox : you are damn right i came to the rescue . i knew that puff dog wanted the singer that chad was producing . a bought out the contract and gave it to him . julian : with what ? fox . with money , hat else . julian : with who 's money . fox : ours , of course . julian : you had no right . fox : i did it to save lives . julian : we 'll see what my lawyers have to say about this . fox : you know what ? if you do that i 'll tell dr . eve youarare more about money than her daughter 's life . tabitha : tail of lizard , done . tongue of tod . done . you know for a naughty , an excellent spell for me to cast on kay . yes , pandora , mommy will protect our little kof nant of tombs from that would - be whistle blower kay . this potion of silence will stop her telling any one that we 're witches . she not only will lose her voice , she 's lose any hope of saving her parents marriage as well . kay , you can not do that . kay : watch me . i ca n't wait to see the look on my mom 's face when i convince her that david is n't her husband and john is n't her son and that it was all a lie . all part of your sick plan . ivy : you have no proof that i used david to come between your parents . kay : once daddy is on to you , he will know where to look for proof . ivy : stop her . d david : how can i if she made up her mind . ivy : bind and gag her . kay upon . touch me and i 'll scream bloody murder . ivy : kay , you are making a really big mistake . kay : the only mistake i made wasotot telling my parents the truth a long time ago . ivy : you tryed and no one believed you . kay : it will be dif thent this time . ivy : say hypothetically that sam and grace believe you and reconcile . it 's not going to change the way grace treats you . she is still going to put everyone else before you , especially charity . now if you keep quiet , and take grace away . she wo n't be there to interfere and you , you can win miguel and be . grace : kay told you that i chose david over you . sam : i did n't say that . i said she called and asked me to meet her here . it was important , about us . i assumed from the tone of kay 's voice that you told h you had chosen david over me . grace .. no , i have n't made any decisions . if i had , i certain would n't tell kay before i told you . sam . . after the way you panicked and the idea of losing david at the bridge today , calling him your husband , nothing you say or do would surprise me , grace . grace : okay . sam , i thought he was dead . i did n't know what i was saying . sam : it was clear to me . grace , look , i realize that we are just going aunund in circles here . now you have to choose . david or me . and you have to do it tonight . i 'll rip you tongue out and choke you with it , do you understand . bethy : charlie , you are alive . charlie . flt none too worse for the wear . beth : that 's wonderful . now we can still go away just like we planned and be together . charlie : who do you think you are fooling ? we 're not going anywhere together . it all ends here tonight . i would hold the hand of the one that can lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who can sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of a bird i knew could take me higher breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life juln : you will say nothing to eve about whitney . fox : great , you will not undo the deal i made with puff dog . julian : i did n't say that . fox : there are a lot of things you are not saying , father . like what hell you are doing out here with dr . eve and coach russell in the first place . julian : they could n't get a commercial flight from harm on tow los angeles until tomorrow morning and i offered them to use the crane jet . fox : let me get this straight . you spent real money just to fi the russells across country so they could see their daughter . julian : i had to bring rebecca out here to see gwen . they merely tagged along . fox : well , you do n't fool me for a minute , father . see , i have known that there was something going on between you and dr . russell for awhile now . i just ca n't wait to find out the whole story . i know i messed up not telling whitney i was married before . iilill get a divorce and marry whitney . tc : the hell you will . i will kill you before i let whitney bottom your wife . eve : stop making threats . chad .. i love her , we belong together . latoya : forget about it , baby , you have me for a wife , remember . chad .. i do n't love you . not the way i loved whitney . do n't believe him . he used to rush home every day and beg me to make sweet love to him all night long . and we did , baby . you could n't get enough of what i had to give you . tc .. so you chad 's wife . that 's right . who the hell are you ? eve : i beg your pardon . whitney : these are my parents . i should have known . coach and dr . russell . i checked you out on the net . the jeffersons do n't have nothing on you when it comes to moving on up . chad : just back off . they deserve respect . tk : a good one coming from a lying two - timing punk like yourself . you got it honey . chad may have cleaned himself up acting all respectable like but he 's still the dirty dog he always was . give him a chance , he 'll abuse your classy - as daughter the same way he abused me and then dump her like a bag of trash . come on , luis . you know as well as i do you may never find your baby or the woman who kidnapped sheridan . luis : hank , just keep searching , okay . we do n't even know for sure if that child was in the car with the kidnapper when she went over the bridge . he could be as save as this little guy right here , right . where did my dimented daughter go ? beth .. what do you mean that it all ends here ? charlie .. just what i said . forget about us raising sheridan 's baby together . one of us wo n't be around . beth : you are still upset over hearing me tell my mother that i love luis . that was to get get her off my back . she does not understand our special relationship . charlie : liar . i knew you were trying to use me , bethy . well , no more . charlie . you are still alive . luis : did you hear that ? hank : what ? luis : it sounds like someone 's in the bushes . you are my passion for life tabitha : talk about pungent is this is like being downwind of beth wallace 's mother . which means , we have brewed ourselves one very potent potion . do n't you worry . mommy wo n't let bbbbber - mouth benedict expose us . oh , no . our witchy ways will remain a secret . oh , yes , you know , kay is a very mixed - up young lady . she actually thinks that if one confesss , one thing it may make it hunky dory . but it doesn't . it just makes everyone mad at you . give it a rest , ivy . i am going to get my parents to believe the truth about you and david no matter what you say . ivy : not that i am admitting any wrong doing but what i i give you my diamond necklace to keep quiet . kay : in that case -- forget it . there are more important things in life than jewels and money . i have got my soul to worry about . ivy : talk like that proves you are delusional . david : for your information , i do n't think -- ivy : i thought you wanted your mother to suffer the way she had made you suffer . kay : i did . ivy : then what is the problem . kay : i ca n't go on seeing my father hurt like this . he does n't deserve it . daddy has n't done anything wrong . ivy : no , he hasn't . and look at the way your mother has treated him . she went off with david last spring . and then grace called david her husband tonight on the bridge , in front of sam and half of harmony . he deserves better . kay : you think that 's you ? please . that 's one more reason to tell everybody the truth . john , it is kay . i need you to come to the house right away . you will find out when you get here . jessica , can you meet me at mom and dad 's living room , there 's something you need to know . ivy : damn it ! this can not be happening . we are close to getting everything we want . grace could be yours and sam could be mine . you have to find a way to shut kay up . charity : i am going to go to the kitchen and give you guys some privacy . grace : thanks , charity . sam : why would kay call me to tell me to come over here and say it 's a big emergency . grace : i have no ide certainly not for the reason you thought . i have n't made any decisions . if i had , i certainly would n't tell kay before i told you . whatever it is about , it 's probably just kay 's furthering her own agenda . you know kay is always about kay . she always has been . that 's why she 's always so mad at me . she thinks i favor charity over here , my own daughter . sam : there are times that you do . grace : only when it comes to charity 's relationship with miguel . they love each other . they should be together . sam .. kay is our daughter . she loves miguel , too . grace : he does n't love her . no matter how much she wants to be with him , he does n't want to be with her . sam .. he slept with her , did n't he ? grace : i 'm sorry . but i 'm convinced she tricked miguel into getting her pregnant , thinkin he would feel obligated to marry her . sam am . you know how cold and calculating you make your daughter sound . grace : sam , open your eyes and stop making excuses for kay . you have heard the horrible things that she 's called me . the way she treats me like dirt . charity never does that . sam : no , she doesn't . grace : you know , i hate to admit it , but sometimes charity is easier to live with , easier to love than kay . i mean , do n't get me wrong , i love kay . she 's my daughter . i love her very much . it is just sometimes i do n't like her very much . new all aroundstretch waistband ... nobody 's throwing my daughter away . then keep her away from chad or he 'll use her and then lose her like he did me . < > tc : no he won't . we are taking her back to harmony . chad . . do n't listen to her . she 's lying to get even with me for divorcing her . we 're not divorced , are we , sugar ? chad : you did n't sign the damn papers . i never meant to hurt whitney , i love her . < > > eve : you did by not being honest about your situation . yeah skprx tripping out over losing sid to me . like you wanted to get her in pants , too . chad : i was n't after sid like that i do n't want to loose losing out on produce eing her first cd . puff dog : she 's mine now . it looks like you lost it all . your girlfriend , your meal ticket , your wife . you got nothing , bro . nothing . fog . yeah , i do n't know if i would be so smug . you stand to lose everything , too . puff dog : what are you talking about ? she used puff dog 's gun . i 'm not an expert or anything but i am sure that makes him an accessory to attempted murder . the police ca n't prove squad . the face is on the hospital surveillance tape . and without a gun they ca n't prove anything . fox : that 's true . in my bag , this thing . oh , here you go . this is puff dog 's gun . i believe you will find latoia 's finger prints , along with the bullet mising from the clip , imsure it will mat the one you found at the crime scene . you might want to run a bafticist check . sthing tells me if t might have been used in unsolved crimes . thank you , mr . crane . because of you , los angeles is a safer place tonight . get these gang bangers downtown . puff dog : you will be sorry you crossed puff dog . you will get yours , bitch . eve .. who are those people ? tc am . chad 's people . we are getting on the first flight and getting the hell out of this god forkeken place . < > whitney .. please , i donlt know what i want to do . < > > tc .. we know what 's best for you , your mother and i , we are going home to harmony . < > chad : just wait . whitney is old enough to make her own dezuing . tc .. like desiding to come to la you better shut up before i got you shut up . chad : whitney and i need to talk . whitney : let it go for now . pushing tc isnly going to make a bad swaing worts . chad .. how can it get any worse . whitney and her folks are down on me . fox stole sid 's contract from me . your half brother ruined my career before it even got started . fox am . what is with this obsession you have with sid . i gave her contract to puff dog to save our lives , end of story . okay . < > > whitney : right . if it was not for fox , we would all be dead right now , chad . luis is am caning . go get rid of him . beth : hey . is something wrong with the baby ? luis .. i thought i heard something in the bushes . beth : that was me . i am so clumsy , i tripped on a root and went head first into the bushes . hank : are you okay . beth : what 's the latest on the search for sheridan 's baby and the kidnapper . ms. wallace .. this is your chance to get even with beth and everything she has put you through . go on . go on . go tell luis the truth . tell him how evil beth really is . how she lied to you , took advantage of you . forced you into kidnapping sheridan , holding her hostage , stealing the baby , and all she ever really wanted was to be with luis . charlie : laughing . ms. wallace .. what is so funny ? charlie . you and your dim - wited daughter . no one has taken advantage of me , old am with . no one has evercmz taken advantage of me . if they tried , they would pay for it for the rest of l thrives . ms. wallace : bethieied to you . she let you think she had feelings for you , and just to get you involved in her nutty plan . she never wanted to be a family with you or sheridan 's baby , much less live in province town . charlie : i know . ms. wallace : you do ? charlie am . yeah . beth thinks she 's been calling the shots in this little game . but i have been using her all along . ms. wallace : my hearing must be on the -- charlie .. no , no , no . you heard right . see , i have been in charge since day 1 . everything i do , even acting like i did n't know what to do , it is all part of my master plan . miss wallace : you are not the person that we thought you were . you are completely different . who are you ? you are my paing for life ivy : all of the months and months of hard work , all of the planning . making sure that your background checked out , landing the fake marriage license and even paing that man to pretend he was a prie . blackmailing eve about john 's dna . oh , the bullets we have dojd , all of the lies we have told , it is all going down the drain just like that . if sam believes kay this time , i will lose any chance i ever had of winning him back and you will lose grace . by everyone , david , everyone . even ethan and john . john : something wrong in kay skpauld said to come over right away . david : you know kay , drama queen . why do n't you go back to the bed and breakfast . ivy am . no , david . john might want to say and hear what kay has to say . the more the merer . charity : kay , your mom did n't mean that . she does n't love me more . i am not easier to live with . she 's just upset at the situation in general . kay : charity , i do n't need you to explain the hateful things i just heard my own mother say about me . charity : okay . well , i know that you are hurting right now , kay . please do n't go in there and say anything to upset the family anymore . kay : since you asked so fisly that 's exactly what i 'm going to do . tabitha : good news , the potion of silence is almost ready . just a few minutes , kay will shut the hell up . literally . grace : sam , i do n't know what has happened to us . we used to be so happy raising our family , doing our jobs . you know , our live used to be so full of joy and laughter . and now we 're just , we 're just always at each other 's throats . sam .. because of david . having him in the picture has turned our lives upsee dun . grace : i think having ivy live here has caused problems . sam : no , that 's not true . what 's at the heart of all of this mess , grace , is you . you and your inability or shall i say , refusal to choose between david and me . until you decide who you want to be with , well , we 're never going to be happy . kay : i agree with you , daddy . grace : kay , not right now , all right . what the hell is going on here . why is everyone here ? kay called to say she had important news . yeah , so what is it kay ? grace . yes , kay , you have gathered everybody once again . what is the big announcement -- sam : grace . go ahead , honey , tell us w what you have to say . ivy : take your time , you know haste makes waist . tabitha : i hope this is going to work . not for snakes that his or owls that screech . this potion to silence human speech . and her name is kay , her plan is clear , to tell the truth to all those near . stop h now , render silent and spare us your servants from deaths that are violent . kay : what i have to tell you all is that -- ( coughing ) are you all right ? tabitaitha : pay back is a witch ! sundays we 're in slow motion i ca n't believe you are still defending fox . he sol me out . ruined my career . if i ca n't be a music producer , you ca n't be a singer . so fox stole your dreams , too . whitney : chad , how are you not getting this . you ca n't produce a single note if you are dead . i ca n't sing if i 'm 6 feet under . fox saved our lives . i repeat , fox saved our lives . if you are too blind to see that 's more important than sid and your work a all of this other stuff , then you really are a fool . eve : fox , it appears we owe you a great debt of gratitude . tc : do n't be fooled by him . must have beenal tear yor motive for him doing what he did . julian : there usually is . fox : all due respect , coach russell , short of getting out of here alive , what else did i have to gain ? tc : i do n't know . i am sure it is something . eve : you should be ashamed of yourself . you , too , julian . you are both attacking fox . what he did was no less than heroic . whitney : mom is exactly right . fox has @ | been wonderful to us ever since we got here . eve : fox , thank you for everything your family has done so much for our family . julian was kind enough to fly us here so that we could seepf i whitney , make sure tha we all got here in one piece . and now , i get her and find out ttt you have saved whitney 's life , i will never be able to express my thanks.í , mó t / p whitney : me , too . liz : well , will you look at this ? it seems two russell women are falling for two crane men . beth .. i think we should go home now . you almost drowned tonight . you have to get some res and let your body recuperate after the pounding it took in those rough waters . hank . beth 's right . luis : i am not going anywhere until i find out what happened to sheridan 's baby . why do n't you take this little guy home . damp out here , probably hungry . yeah ? beth : all right . i 'll go find mother and precious and tell them we 're going to head home . and hank , make sure luis takes it easy , okay . hank : i 'll try but you know luis . beth upon . i ca n't get luis to leave , i will have to beg charlie not to rat me out . i wish i had time to freshen my make up . charlie was alway weakest when i was my prettiest . ms. wallace : who are you really ? what is it that you want ? beth : hey , precious . sorryy i took so long . i hate it when you are mad at me . please forgive me . do n't rat me out to luis . i will do anything to get back on your good side , okay . i mean , anything . charlie : now you are talking . beth : what 's going on ? ms. wallace : charlie is n't who we thinks she is . beth : do n't be ridiculous , mother . charlie is charlie . charlie : yeah , beth . you keep thinking that . i have to go now . ms. wallace upon . no . you got to talk to luis . you ca n't leave that poor defenseless baby in the arms of a certified whacko . beth : hey , i am going to be a good mother . i do n't give a diaper load who raises that brat as long as it is not luis and sheridan . charlie : both you zip it . you , babe , time for us to say our goodbyes am not that it has n't been fun because it has . but time for me to disappear . beth : where are you going ? charlie : charlie is going away . beth : the cops do n't catch you -- chaerl . relax . no way the police will ever find me . beth : luis has this town crawling with cops , the airport , bus depot , train staings , all of the roads in and out of harmony . < > charlie . the does n't matter , ill disappear without a trace . no one will ever see charlie again . beth : okay . take care . and thanks for all your help . charlie : yeah . like i said , i never could refuse a pretty lady . charlie : boy , when i think what you and i could have had together . perhaps another time , my dear . matt armstrong ... both your cyster and niece came close to dying tonight . now is not time for lurid speck laying about fox and whitney or eve and myself . liz : you are right , julian . now is the time to fuel tc 's anger at you and eve . tc : i still ca n't believe my daughter was shot , by her lying fiance wife no less . liz : i know . whitney never should have been put in harm 's ay like this . you know it is a shame she lost the security of her family , came 3,000 miles away to be with a boy who is wrong for her . just like you said all along . and eve gav whitney her blessing , despite your concerns . and none of this would have happened if they had just listened to you . tc : i am glad you understand . i just do n't understand why eve does n't get it . where is she so focus od thanks the cranes for helping us out instead of dealing with chad and the mess of things he has made . liz : i really ca n't say , tc . tc : why is julian all of a sudden being so nice to our family ? fox , too ? liz < ñ : why indeed . chad : whitney , let 's go some place and talk , just the two of us . whitney : no , chad . look , i 7 + in i do n't want to talk to you . you know everyining that happened tonight , meetting shot , our friends and all of us almost dying tonight is your fault . you hid the truth about your past and when it finally came out . look how many people suffered because of it . you are still blaming everyone else but yourself . no , no . i ca n't deal with that , chad . i ca n't deal with you.-wñ chad .. te reese a . you are whitney 's best friend , tell me how to make this right . $ gqresa : i do n't think that you can , not right now , okay . < > > ethan .. okay . i agree with her . give whitney some time and see what happens . julian : you stay away from whitney russell . fox : ca n't do that any more than you can stay away from dr . eve . tabitha : stop kay bennett for speaking all the secrets she 's been keeping . ( coughing ) i 'll give you the heimlech maneuver . ( coughing ) tabitha : you know . i 'll think i will add a red ñ hot chilly to give my spell extra boost.ú v know , i know . mommy is aware that this recipe does n't call for red hot chiles but when you have been casting spells for as long as i had , it is okay to improvise . this will make sure that kay keeps quiet and guarantees our safety . oh , no. $ x i guess mommy messed up . kay . are you all right ? kay : just had a frog in my throat . what is it that you wanted to tell us ? grace : i hate to admit it , charity is sometimes easier to live with , easier to love than kay . grace : kay , we 're waiting . kay : i know you think i am a hear bell self fish person . but i do n't hold a stick to you , mother . you are a horrible , self fish bitch . sam : kay ! do n't talk to your mother that way . kay : daddy it is true . she has been keeping you a d david in limbo wondering who she going to stay with , like she 's a prize in the first place . sam : kay . kay am . i do n't know how you have put up with her crap . kbringt man would have kicked her out on her indecisive ass by now . tabivy : it would seem kay has decided not to accuse . kay : i think it is time my self fish mother do the right thing kp make a choice . who is it going to be . who do you choose to spend the rest of your life with ? daddy or david . luis .. you know , hank , about what you said before , about me being the connection to everything that happened , sheridan 's baby being taken from her . someone trying7 baby . who the hell hates me so much they want to kidnap both of my children ? fu > beth . . something really strange about charlie tonight . ms. wallace : to me , strange two women kissing . beth : i do n't mean the fact that she kissed me or the way she kissed me .
beth meets up with charlie and beth begins to cover her tracks . tabitha decides to put a sell on kay so she will not help rekindle her parent 's love . but grace soon says something to kay and kay rethinks her whole decision . ivy is up to her same tricks . sheridan and luis await news about their baby .
miguel : hey , fox . come on , man , we 're waiting for you . fox : just -- just -- just a second , ok ? kay : oh , my god , do you hear him ? he sounds terrible . miguel : we 're telling him the truth . kay : no . miguel : kay , we 're telling him we love each other . kay : miguel , he is dying . you heard him on the phone with the doctor . he only has a couple months to live . miguel : and that 's tragic , but you still have to tell him we love each other . miguel : kay , do n't think for one second you can still marry him , because that 'll break my heart . i 'm only trying to protect our love . kay : miguel -- miguel : people in love deserve to be together , kay . i know i 've had some nasty run - ins in the past with fox , but deep down he 's a good guy . he 'll understand that . kay : how can i hurt him when he does n't even have that much time left ? miguel : you heard what he said . time is precious , and i wo n't go another second without you . hey , fox . come on , man , i need to talk to you . fox : um , give me one more minute there , miguel . how do i shut this guy up ? god , if they tell me that they 're in love with each other , they 'll ruin everything . the only reason i 'm pretending to be dying is to guilt kay into marrying me . the saintly fox would never do that if he knew that kay was in love with another man . how do i get out of this mess ? [ scene_break ] luis : fancy , fancy , please . fancy , can you hear me ? fancy , please wake up . oh , god , please do n't die on me . fancy , fancy , do n't die on me . sheridan : luis , how badly is fancy hurt ? paloma : sam and chris went to get some help ! hang on ! sheridan : answer us ! we ca n't see you ! luis : she -- she 's gone ! luis : fancy 's dead ! [ scene_break ] ethan : why are you here and what is going on ? theresa : ethan , j.t . is here , and he 's going to tell you the truth . ethan : oh , there -- i 've heard j.t . 's version of the truth , theresa . you bribed him , he lied to me . theresa : no , look , j.t . , he has proof that gwen and rebecca know him . they are in this up to their eyeballs , ethan . they were the ones who sent ivy 's letter to the tabloid that exposed your true paternity . gwen has been lying to you for years . your marriage is a lie , and once j.t . shows you the proof , you 're going to leave her . you 're going to marry me and all of our dreams are going to come true . we 're going to be a family with jane and little ethan , the way it was always supposed to be . gwen : ethan , can you just please make her stop ? i -- i ca n't take any more of this nonsense . ethan : theresa , i 've heard all of this before . what has changed ? theresa : i found j.t . earlier tonight with gwen . ethan : what ? theresa : yeah , we all had a nice little chitchat , did n't we , gwen ? ethan : hold on . that ca n't be . gwen has been here all night , right ? theresa : ethan , i do n't think so . j.t . , what is taking you so long ? j.t . : yeah , uh , sorry about that . well , we meet again . ethan : yeah , gwen , is theresa telling the truth here ? gwen : ethan , i love you . please , just know how much i love you . theresa : it 's showtime . [ scene_break ] kay : we 're just going to hurt him when he 's at the lowest point of his life ? miguel : kay , we 'll be gentle ? think of all the couples we know . what has gotten all of them into trouble ? lies , nothin ' but lies . i mean , if theresa would have been honest with ethan from the beginning , she 'd be with him right now . kay : i know , and if i would have told the truth , my parents would still be together . miguel : right , and you do n't want to end up as another ivy , do you ? kay : no . miguel : it 's always better to tell the truth . kay : i know , i know , you 're right . i just -- i do n't want to hurt him . he 's been so good to me . fox : nobody steals what belongs to me . i wo n't have it . but what am i going to do ? what am i going to do ? yes , that 's how i 'll destroy miguel forever . miguel : hey , are you all right in there ? fox : [ coughing ] yeah , just -- just one more second here . just a second . yes , fox crane here . i believe you used to do some -- some work for my grandfather , alistair crane . well , i think it 's about time you start doing a little work for me . i need you to find somebody for me as soon as possible . [ scene_break ] luis : she 's gone . why ? why ? i never even got the chance to tell you how much i love you . fancy , fancy ? oh , my god . she 's alive ! paloma : thank god . fancy : i 'm cold . luis : ok . fancy : so cold . luis : it 's ok . i 'll get you warmed up , ok ? damn it , it 's so damp and cold down here . [ yelling ] she 's freezing and she 's in shock ! can we get some help down here ? sheridan : do n't worry , help is on the way ! just hang in there ! luis : listen , i need some matches so i can build a fire and -- i do n't know -- some blankets , jackets , whatever you got ! paloma : sam brought emergency survival kits . there are blankets and lighters in them . paloma : look , there 's a video camera . we could see what 's going on down there . sheridan : great . luis , we 're going to lower the kits down ! [ scene_break ] ethan : i ca n't believe you have the nerve to show your face here . for months , i 've been listening to nothing but stories about what you know and what you do n't know . it 's ridiculous . j.t . : oh , oh , i know a lot . ethan : theresa , you 've been spreading lies . you 've been upsetting gwen . do you not remember your promise in rome ? i mean , you did tell me you were going to give me up for good , right ? theresa : ethan , that 's why i 'm here tonight . to put an end to all the lies . you deserve to know the truth . gwen : oh , god . ethan : hey , gwen , do n't worry about it . this is all going to be over very , very soon . theresa : that 's what she 's afraid of . j.t . , why do n't you tell ethan everything ? [ scene_break ] luis : all right , here we go . here we go . ok . fancy : no , do n't touch me . luis : fancy , hey , fancy , it 's me , luis . it 's ok . what happened to you ? looks like someone took a knife to your clothes . listen , you 're soaking wet , ok ? i 've got to take your clothes off , ok ? ok ? fancy , just lie down . fancy : i 'm cold . paloma : dios mio . sheridan : what the hell is going on down there ? [ scene_break ] miguel : he deserves to know the truth . do you want him to spend the last few months of his life living a lie ? is that what you want ? that is n't right . it 's not even fair to fox . kay : i hate this . i hate this . he is so sweet and loving . i -- i do n't know if i can bring myself to hurt him . he would never hurt anyone . fox : yes , i want miguel to get the full -- the full treatment . the alistair crane special . yeah , i 'll pay you what he paid you , plus i 'll throw in a bonus if you can act quickly . excellent . miguel : hey , you need some help in there ? fox : [ coughing ] no , uh , just a second and i 'll be right out . just get it done as quickly as possible . fox : wish me luck , grandfather . i 'm about to destroy miguel lopez - fitzgerald . [ scene_break ] sheridan : what is he doing to her ? paloma : following his training . oh , look , she 's still shivering . she must be suffering from hypothermia and shock . in class , luis taught us that you have to warm up the victim any way you can , so he 's taken off her wet clothes so her body can get warm . see ? he started a fire . sheridan : oh , yes , yes , i see that . paloma : it bothers you , does n't it ? i did n't know you were such a prude . sheridan : i am not . paloma : well , manners go out the window in life - saving situations . sheridan : i know that . come on , luis , do the best you can to keep fancy warm until help arrives . hopefully , they 'll get here soon . paloma : i 'll go find sam and chris . maybe those rescue teams will find a way to get into the shaft . luis : here you go . all right . do n't you worry , everything 's going to be ok . help 's coming soon , all right ? fancy : where am -- luis ? luis : yeah ? fancy : where are my clothes ? luis : yeah , well , they were soaking wet . you lost a lot of body heat . fancy : so cold . luis : damn it . fire going , i put you in a blanket , what else can i do to keep you warm ? fancy : help me , luis , help me . luis : shoot , what else can i do ? { luis : it 's the only way i can keep you warm , sheridan -- the only way i can save you . i hope you understand . } sheridan : oh , my god , what is he doing ? luis : all right , ok , fancy , i 'm here . come on , ok , here you go . feel me , let me get you warm , ok ? fancy : i 'm cold , luis , help me . luis : there we go . ok . that better ? huh ? fancy : yeah . luis : you warmer ? fancy : yeah , do n't stop . [ scene_break ] j.t . : first of all -- ethan : now wait , hold on , hold on . i -- i actually want to do the talking right now , if that 's all right . i do n't want to hear another prepared story that you 've cooked up with theresa . theresa : ethan ! ethan : no , i 'm serious . i just want to talk to this guy man to man . and i do n't want you telling him what to say . theresa : ok , i would n't do that . ethan : you did that in rome actually . i want to know everything that you know , and if you have anything to tell me , i want you to tell me the truth , because i 'm actually a damn good lawyer and i 'll know if you 're lying about it . j.t . : well , why would i lie ? gwen : because a crazy billionaire is paying you to . j.t . : my word is n't for sale , mrs. winthrop . theresa : go ahead , ethan . ask j.t . anything that you want . oh , wait , wait a minute . gwen , did you want to go first ? is there something that you would like to ask j.t . ? ethan : ok . then let 's just do this in a nice , organized fashion , ok ? you were the editor of `` daily private lives `` when a certain file was e - mailed to you from my mother 's old computer ... a computer that was given to theresa as a gift for good service to my mother . i want to know everything about that event . i want to know how , who , when , why . i want you to tell me everything . theresa : and do n't forget to ask about the photograph of him and rebecca in bed together . ethan : theresa . theresa : got it . ethan : thanks . gwen : oh , i ca n't take much more of this . ethan : did you say something ? gwen : no , no , i just think we should get this over with . gwen 's voice : it 's over . theresa 's about to steal my husband . [ scene_break ] miguel : hey , are you all right in there , fox ? we 're getting worried . fox : yeah , just -- i just got to take care of something in here so ... kay : do you think we should call a doctor ? miguel : why ? we do n't even know what 's wrong with him . just give him a chance to come out and -- and he can tell us himself . fox : i 'm really sorry about that . i must have eaten something that disagreed with me . kay : you look terrible . oh , my god , you 're burning up . fox : well , maybe i 'm catching a bug or something , but -- hey , i feel fine . i do n't want you worrying about me , ok ? kay : no , you 're sick . fox : do n't be ridiculous , i 'm ok . now , miguel , you had something that you want to tell me ? well , what is it with you two ? you keep saying that there 's something important to tell me , but nothing gets said . miguel : well , look , fox about -- kay : it 's not really a big deal . um , miguel just actually wanted to apologize . he agrees with you about arguing . fox : arguing ? kay : yeah , he does n't want to argue with you anymore . he just wants us all to get along . life is too short for this stress . miguel : yeah , i do feel that way , but -- fox : you know , miguel , that -- that does my heart so much good to hear you say that . miguel : does it ? kay : now , that 's weird . your fever is gone . fox : yeah , you know , it comes and goes . kay : you 're sick , you need to lie down . fox : hey , do n't be ridiculous , i 'm fine . you know , in fact , i never want to rest again . i want to spend each and every waking moment with you , my love . you know , i was -- i was telling you guys that i had this realization , right ? but it 's really more of a -- of an epiphany , if you will . kay : about what ? fox : about life and how beautiful it is . i mean , we spend -- we spend so much time on work and getting ahead to make money and for what ? to get stressed out ? to be angry ? to be envious ? we should be spending every waking moment of this life trying to make this world a better place for the ones that we love . because we never know when god 's going to come up and snatch this wonderful gift -- this wonderful , wonderful gift that we call life right away from us . miguel : anyway , there 's something you should know -- fox : miguel , i 've been doing a lot of thinking . i need to mend fences while i still -- well , anyway , there 's something i want to ask you , miguel . miguel : what 's that ? fox : would you do me the great honor and privilege and be my best man in my wedding with kay ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : luis ! how 's fancy ? is she all right ? is she any warmer ? luis : she 's better for now ! oh , god , what am i thinking ? we need some fluids . luis : here you go . see . is that better ? you feeling any warmer ? fancy : no , i 'm still cold . luis : ok , ok , come on . let me help you . ok , come here . ok . paloma : sam and chris are talking to the rescue crew . there 's no way to get to the shaft through other caves or shafts . it 's too unstable . sheridan : no . paloma : they 're trying to figure out how to make something to reach all the way down to luis and fancy , but it 'll take time . sheridan : just so long as they save them . paloma : he 's still trying to get her warm , huh ? sheridan : yeah , i 'll say . paloma : he 's doing a good job , is n't he ? i 'm sorry , i was just kidding . he 's obviously trying to get her warm . like i said , she must be suffering from hypothermia . sheridan : i know exactly what he 's doing . one time , he had to warm me the same way , and another time i had to warm him . paloma : poor fancy . she 's been through so much . see the blood in her hair ? she might have a head injury besides hypothermia . in class , they say shock could be -- sheridan : well , are n't you just little miss mary sunshine tonight ? i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . it 's not you . paloma : i know that . paloma : i know what that looks like . sheridan : i know what it feels like to be in luis ' arms . it 's so safe and protected . you feel like the only woman in the world . [ scene_break ] ethan : do you know exactly , for a fact , who sent that e - mail ? j.t . : oh , yes , absolutely . ethan : ok , then i guess everything depends upon the answer to this question , j.t . and i 'd appreciate you telling me the truth or i will crack your head against the damn -- j.t . : oh -- hey , i 'm in the truth business . ethan : well , that 's good , because the lives and the futures of everybody in this room are at stake here . so here 's my question . who exposed my true paternity ? i want the name or names and i want 'em now . [ scene_break ] paloma : are you ok ? sheridan : yeah , yeah , of course . i 'm just glad that fancy 's ok . and luis . it was terrifying when she fell into the shaft and -- and when luis went after her . i mean , they both could have died . paloma : yeah , they 're both very lucky . where 's that rescue crew ? it 's taking so long . what if there 's a cave - in or something ? sheridan : do n't say that . besides , fancy is in the best hands possible right now . luis always knows how to take care of a woman in danger . sheridan : luis will take care of fancy , even if he has to die trying . luis : feel any better ? fancy : yes , you make me feel safe and warm . luis : that 's good . that 's what i like to hear . fancy : thank you , luis . you could have died . you risked your life to save me . i just still ca n't believe you threw yourself down the shaft that way . luis : yeah . well , i did n't know what else to do . when i saw you fall , i thought i was going to die , too . fancy : luis , i owe you my life . sheridan 's voice : oh , luis , that look was mine . [ scene_break ] theresa : tell him . tell him who ratted out his mother and then destroyed his life . ethan : theresa , that -- j.t . , the name or names now , please . gwen : where 's my mother ? theresa : she ca n't help you now . ethan : ladies , ladies , enough , please ! come on , this is ridiculous . just tell me . who told you that sam bennett was my father ? j.t . : the person who exposed your paternity to `` daily private lives `` was a stringer i used . i had her infiltrate the mansion as an employee , a maid . her name , poor soul , was phyllis . gwen : what ? theresa : you liar . gwen : yes ! yes ! [ scene_break ] miguel : oh , god , your -- your best man . after everything we 've been through together , wow . fox : because , miguel , because of everything we 've been through you and i have forged this -- this special bond . i mean , i get along with you much better than -- than with those guys at the country club . miguel : look , fox , there 's something you should -- fox : listen , i want my wedding to this exquisite creature to be absolutely perfect . and it only makes sense that her best -- her best pal from her childhood is a big part of it . miguel : i do n't think there 's -- kay : i think it 's a great idea . fox : fantastic , then it 's all settled . miguel : i did n't say that . kay : thanks , miguel , you 're a great friend . i know maria 's going to be happy that her daddy 's part of the wedding party . fox : and she 's old enough , too . she 'll remember it . this -- this one special day when we 're all together . kay : yeah , i want her to have good memories of you . fox : love , why would n't she ? we 've got our entire lives ahead of us , ok ? miguel : well , i think this has gone on long enough , so -- kay : yeah , has n't it though ? i think that we all need some rest . you look tired . fox : well , maybe i am just -- just a little . kay : well , go to bed . go to bed , i 'll be in there in one minute . fox : miguel , i want to thank you for agreeing to be my best man . listen , i know we 've had our differences in the past , but from now on , i 'm letting bygones be bygones . i want to have a clean slate before ... fox : well , i think you know what i mean . my love , do n't keep me waiting too long . every second away from you , it 's -- well , it 's like an eternity . miguel : what do you think you 're doing ? kay : i ca n't tell him the truth tonight . he has gone through so much . my god , he just found out he 's dying . and he 's already trying to figure out how to say good - bye . miguel : i ca n't be his best man , kay ! there is n't going to be a wedding , and if there is a wedding , it 's going to be to me . kay : i know . miguel : so , what are you going to do now ? kay : what do you mean now ? miguel : yeah , what are you going to do now ? the man is waiting for you in bed . kay : he 's sick . miguel : he looked pretty damn healthy to me , kay . i love you and -- and i 'm supposed to just stand here and watch you go make love to this guy ? answer me , kay . are you planning on sleeping with fox tonight ? because if you are , you -- you better tell me right now . [ scene_break ] sheridan 's voice : what am i doing to myself ? i 'm a married woman . i 'm the one who told luis to move on . i 'm the one who told fancy it was ok for her to go after luis . paloma : this is really bothering you , is n't it ? sheridan : no , no , of course not . yes , yes , it is . but i am -- i 'm married to chris now . i -- luis is n't a part of my life in the slightest now . paloma : well , they do make a handsome couple . fancy : i 've never felt this close to someone . you 're such an amazing man , luis . you 're so strong and so brave . luis : no , you 're the brave one , you know that ? had me worried sick all night . fancy : how can i repay you ? what you did tonight ... you saved my life . luis : nope , actually , i think you 're saving mine . sheridan 's voice : luis , it 's over . [ scene_break ] theresa : he 's lying , ethan . j.t . : na -- na -- na -- theresa : you are lying . j.t . : no , no , i came here to tell the truth and that 's what i 've done . theresa : no , you are a liar , j.t . ! ethan : theresa , theresa . j.t . : oh , no , god , get her off of me ! ethan : stop , stop it ! theresa : no , he 's lying ! ethan : this is not helping anything . theresa : you have to believe me . i am telling you the truth . gwen and rebecca sent ivy 's letter to the tabloid . she admitted it to me . rebecca admitted it . gwen : yeah , now who 's lying ? theresa : shut up ! j.t . has proof . ethan : you are not listening to me . i 'm at the end of my rope about this , theresa . i am at the end . this is it , it 's over . i asked your informant , point - blank , who exposed my true paternity . he said it was phyllis . his own stringer at the mansion . theresa : well , that 's impossible . ethan : no , it 's not impossible . there 's a ton of people in the crane empire who leaked to the press . and the media pays very well for information on the family . you know this . theresa : not phyllis , ok ? how can you not see this , ethan ? it 's so clear ! how -- how convenient . phyllis is dead ! she 's murdered , ethan ! she was murdered , she ca n't defend herself ! she ca n't refute the story ! j.t . : let 's not speak ill of the dead . theresa : you know what ? you 're lying about the dead ! he 's lying through his teeth . ethan : why would he do that ? theresa : i do n't know . ethan : i do n't know either , theresa . you know , you 've had every opportunity to -- to prove your accusations correct . you came in here , you barged in here telling us all that we were going to hear the truth tonight . we heard the truth . theresa : no , you did not hear the truth . ethan : you said he was the only man in the world that can clear this whole thing up . i am forced to believe him , theresa , and it 's over . it 's time for a new beginning , and i am sorry to you . i am sorry . she 's been very insistent about this and i -- yeah , i was doubting you for a while . i 'm sorry . gwen : it 's ok , you know , she can be very convincing . theresa : i 'm telling the truth . ethan : theresa , it 's over . [ scene_break ] miguel : kay , come on . kay : miguel , no , i am not going to have sex with fox . i love you , but i have to share a bed with him . miguel : why ? kay : miguel , just do n't worry . we 're not going to have sex . he needs me , though , and you know that . miguel : yeah , you and i both know exactly what he needs . kay : ok , listen to me . that man in there is a good person and he has helped me through a lot and he loves me . and i love him , too . miguel : kay . kay : i do n't love him the same way that i love you , but yeah , i love him . gosh , when my life was going downhill and i was afraid and alone and i was working 12-hour shifts at that stupid cannery , gutting fish all day ... he came along and he made me feel like i was somebody . more than that , he made me feel like i was a -- i was a princess . and now he 's going through the worst crisis of his life . maybe the last crisis of his life . and i am not going to cause him any more pain right now , ok ? so i 'm going to go in there , and i am going to lay next to him until he falls asleep , and then i will come to you . he 's tired , and you saw him , he 's sick . miguel : he looked fine . kay : he 's dying . and he needs some support from me right now , ok ? and it 's crazy to think that he 's even going to try to have sex with me anyway . fox : it 's funny how the dying have these sudden bursts of energy . you 're not going back to miguel tonight , 'cause you 're going to be making love to me all night long . miguel : i do n't like this . kay : look , you have the biggest heart in the world . just try and understand , please . do n't fall asleep . i will be there soon , ok ? fox : hi , sweetie . hey , i missed you . come on , come to bed . fox wants a kiss . kay : just one -- one kiss , ok ? then you have to go to bed . fox : your face is the last thing i want to see when -- when i go to sleep . kay : fox . fox : mm , i want to make love to you all night long . kay : oh , god . [ scene_break ] sheridan : look at me crying like a little girl . it 's so silly . i mean -- it 's -- it 's nostalgia really . that 's -- that 's what it really is . because luis deserves to move on and i 'm -- i 'm married to chris now and -- and i 'm happy . paloma : of course you are . sheridan : luis and fancy -- they deserve to be happy together . they do . [ scene_break ] theresa : what is wrong with you , j.t . ? why are you doing this ? you 're lying . you know you 're lying . j.t . : oh , hey , hey , hey . get a grip . i mean , if life gives you lemons , you got ta -- theresa : oh , you bastard ! ethan : whoa , whoa , stop . j.t . : stop it ! ethan : j.t . theresa , stop ! ethan : come on stop it , please . j.t . : ok , so , uh , if that 's it , maybe i 'll grab a cookie and hit the road , huh ? theresa : no , you need to get him to tell you the truth . gwen : he already did . theresa : ethan , please , ca n't you just tell that he 's lying ? gwen : theresa , stop . i mean , what else is there to find out ? he already said that phyllis was his informant . it was n't my mother , and it certainly was n't me . theresa : it 's all lies , ethan . all lies . ethan : theresa , it 's just i -- both of you , stop . and hold on , j.t . one more thing . something happened in rome and i think you were involved with it . theresa was chasing you all over rome and then she just suddenly stopped , if you recall . and coincidentally , at that time she just decided to give me up as well . it 's not like her to do that , and i think there 's a secret in there somewhere . and i think there 's a secret behind why she stopped pursuing me . so , hey , if this is the night where all the secrets come out , then so be it , right ? i want to know that secret , j.t . i want to know why theresa gave me up in rome just like that . [ next_on ] sheridan : what have i done ? i mean , luis is the great love of my life . theresa : you 're not going to get away with this , j.t . i 'm going to have you killed . miguel : i do n't care if you 're dying . get your hands off my girl .
jt cornell finally made it to ethan 's room , but what he had to say was a shock to all . he claimed phyllis the maid sent him the info on ethan 's paternity . theresa tried to knock some sense into him , while gwen rejoiced at having been spared the truth coming out once again . ethan simply took what jt said as truth and wanted to end it there , except for finding out what theresa 's secret is that she learned in rome . sheridan and paloma sent emergency supplies down the pit to luis and fancy , who were trying to stay warm the old fashioned way
tabitha : oh , atat 's the trouble with the potion of silence -- one extra eye of newt or pinch of powdered bat wing and the whole thing can blow up in your face . or maybe it was that red - hot chili that i added at the end . [ endora coos ] tabitha : all right , all right , endora . you can laugh at your poor , old mother . we 'll see who 's laughing in a minute . but right now it 's time for your feeding , and i ca n't seem to find your bottle in all this mess . tabitha : you really are a little demon , endora . mommy 's so proud of you . but now back to work . i have to find out if kay spilled the beans about david and ivy 's plan to break up her parents . because if she has n't , i have to stop her before she does . oh , grace must not find out that david was never her husband . and i have to keep things stirred up at the bennett household so tt t nothing interferes with my ultimate quest of destroying charity . granny plushbottom will look after you while i 'm gone . now , you be a good girl , endora , because if you 're not , llll know . i 'll be listening . let 's hope i get to kay in time . jessica : so , what is it you wanted to tell us ? grace : kay , we 're waiting . kay : i know you think i 'm a horrible , selfish person , but i do n't hold a stick to you , mother . you 're a horrible , selfish bitch . sam : kay ! do n't talk to your mother that way . kay : daddy , it 's true . mom 's been keeping you and david in limbo , wondering who she 's going to stay with . like she 's a prize in the first place . sam : kay -- kay : i do n't know how you 've put up with her crap as long as you have . any other man would have kicked her out on her indecisive ass by now . ivy : it would seem that kay has decided not to accuse us of undermining her penents ' marriage . kay : i think it 's time my selfish mother did the right thing and made a choice . who 's it going to be ? who do you choose to spend the rest of your life with , daddy or david ? sam : kay , that is enough . yoyou have no right to speak to your mother that way . grace : no , sam , kay 's right . i ca n't let this go on any longer . it 's not fair to you . it 's not fair to david . it 's not fair to anyone . i have to decide . luis : no , i 'm not stopping the search . no , no , no , the thing is that we do n't have any proof that the baby was in the car when the kidnapper went off the bridge , so shedadan and i are n't giving up hope that the baby 's still out here . yeah , that 's right , you keep searching . damn it . beth : luis , you must be starving . luis : what ? beth : let me get you something to eat . luis : no , thanks , i 'm not hungry . beth : well , at least take a break and spend some time with our son . luis : no , i 'm not going to stop searching for the baby , all right ? i know that everyone else thinks that there 's no hope , but i 'm not going to give up . mrs. wallace : the baby wo n't stop crying . must be feeding time . beth : well , where 's precious ? mrs. wallace : oh , she was getting antsy , so i told her to go home . beth : come here , sweetie . thanks , hank . oh , i should get you home and get you your bottle . mrs. wallace : i brought one . he would n't take it . i 've bn n trying to feed him all night , but he wo n't eat anything . luis : yeah ? maybe we should get him to the doctor . beth : no , i 'm sure he 'll be fine once i get him back in familiar surroundings . yeah . luis : yeah , beth -- beth : what ? paramedic : officer lopez fitzgerald ? luis : yeah ? paramedic : before i go , i 'll need your signature on this paperwork . luis : ok . paramedic : thanks . oh . oh . luis : what ? paramedic : this baby looks dehydrated . you 've got to get him to a hospital as soon as possible . pilar : antonio , mijo , you must n't give up hope . the baby could still be found . there 's no proof the baby was in -- antonio : there were baby clothes and baby toys all over the water . now , what else could that mean but -- pilar : i am so sorry , mijo . i know you 're in a lot of pain . antonio : not just over losing my child , mama . it looks like i 've lost my wife , as well . and my brother . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life kay : so , do n't keep us suspense , mother . tell us who you 're going to choose , daddy or david . sam : look , it 's been a long day , ok , and the search for sheridan 's baby has drained us all physically and emotionally . grace , this can wait . grace : no , it ca n't , sam . kay 's right . i -- i have to decide . i have to choose between you and david . sam : grace , listen , before you go any further , there 's something i have to say first . grace : all right . sam : look , i know in the past , i 've pushed you to make a decision . grace : sam , you had every right . sam : yes , but maybe i should n't have . maybe i should have stepped back and just given you more space . but i was so scared that i 'd lose you , and i wanted to do whwhatever i could to hold onto you . grace : oh , sam -- sam : grace , listen , what i 'm trying to say is if i 've put pressure on you , i am sorry . but i only did it out of my love for you and my desire to keep our family together . a family , a home we created out of our love . grace , think about what we had . think about how much happiness and joy we shared together . sam : grace , i love you . legally , you may not be my wife now , but in my heart , we 're married . we always were . and as far as i 'm concerned , we always will be . you 're the only wife that i 'll ever want . you and i have such a beautiful life , grace . things have been stresd d out lately , i know . but that 's because of other outside forces . our life used to be perfect , and it can be again , grace . it will be again if you just give me a chance . give our love a chance . our love is so strong , it will survive this . our love is so strong , it will survive anything . grace , we can be a family again . jessica : dad 's right . please . we 're your family . john : mom -- tabitha : kay must not have blabbed about david and ivy yet . why ever not ? i mucked up the spell of silence , so that 's not what stopped her . so what did change her mind ? paramedic : i 'm serious , folks . this baby looks dehydrated . you 've got to get him to a hospital . beth : i 'm sure that he 'll be just fine once i get him home and give him his bottle . he 's just not eating because of all the excitement tonight . mrs. wallace : he has n't been eating at home , either . and his diaper has n't been wet for a long time . luis : look , we 're going to play it safe . we 'll take him to e e hospital , have a doctor check him out just to make sure , ok ? beth : no , but i do n't want to get in the way of your search for sheridan 's baby . luis : beth , i have a responsibility to our baby , too , ok ? i 'll come back out here once i 'm sure everything 's ok . now , i 'm going to call ahead and let them know we 're coming . paramedic : great . beth : i can not take this baby to the hospital . it 's too risky . what if they do a blood test ? they 're going to find out for sure that this child is not mine . mrs. wallace : and then sheridan will get her baby back and you -- you 're going to be working on the chain gang . all the livelong day working on the chain gang working on the chain gang beth : shut up ! shut up ! i 've got to figure out a way to convince luis to let me take him home . mrs. wallace : oh , that 's a good one , sister . you see , luis is a responsible parent , not like someone i could name . when he hears that his child is dehydrated , he does n't mess around . he gets medical help . luis : ok , we 're all set . beth : luis , it 's so not necessary . he 'll be fine once i get him home . luis : beth , i 'm not taking any chances on losing another child tonight , ok ? now , come on . come on . beth : all right . mrs. wallace : angels in heaven , please let this be the night that my wicked daughter is exposed for all the evil things that she has done . and let me be there to see it . hold on , i 'm coming ! working on the chain gang working pilar : antonio , mijo , i know this has been a very trying time . i know you 're hurting . antonio : how could i not be ? i just lost everything , and i 'm not just talking about my baby . but it looks like i 've lost my wife and my brother , too . pilar : what has made you feel this way ? antonio : a lot of different things . like tonight , i told you , when we pulled luis out of the water , i saw sheridan and luis together . and from the way she acted , she was acting like she was more his wife than mine . pilar : this has been a very traumatic night for sheridan , mijo . antonio : it 's not just tonight , mama . there have been other times , other things that i 've seen , other things that i 've overheard . and sheridan and luis -- they always had an explanation for every one of them , and i always believed them . but now -- pilar : what ? antonio : i do n't know . i do n't know what to believe . i do n't know what 's my imagination and what 's real . part of me 's saying , `` oh , you 're just overreacting , you 're just blowing things out of proportion . `` then the other part of me thinks , `` look what 's right in front of you , open your eyes . `` pilar : well , what do you think that could be ? antonio : i do n't know , mama . i do n't know . maybe -- maybe just a lot of things that i 'm trying to ignore , just hoping that they 'll all go away . what in the hell 's going on here ? no , it ca n't be . sheridan : no , not luis ! i ca n't lose luis , too ! i -- i love him so mh ! h ! antonio : have i been in denial this whole time ? am i not wanting to see what is right there in front of my face ? you know what ? maybe it 's timi i faced the truth , no matter how painful that might be . sam : i love you , grace , with all of my heart and soul . and i know we can recapture what we had , make it even more wonderful than it 's been if you 'll just give me -- give us a chance . tabitha : do n't listen to him , grace . jessica : please listen to daddy , mom . he loves you so much . so do i. i need you . our family needs you . ivy : do something , fast . david : i understand you have a terribly difficult decision to make . you have to choose between me , your husband , with whom you have no memory of marrying , and sam , a man you spent some 20 years with , with whom you have memories . sam : good memories . david : i did n't interrupt you , sam . look , i never wanted to pressure you , grace . grace : i know that . david : i wish i could call upon the memories of our past to help you make this decision , of the great love we shared together . but i ca n't because -- because your past was stolen by your amnesia . but you 're not the only one who lost your past . i lost it , too , the day you walked out of our home and never came back . i lost years of spending time with the one i loved , of sharing special moments together , of raising a son together . i do know that i believe we would have made a beautiful life together . we already started with a son . look , i hate to play the `` if only `` game , but i do wish we could have continued . we would have been incredible . i want that chance again , grace . i want a chance to reclaim the life and family that were taken from us . ivy 's voice : well done , david . kay 's voice : you are good , david . a lowlife , but good . doctor : well , the paramedic was right . the baby 's dehydrated . he 's not getting the nourishment and the fluids he needs , and that 's why he 's listless and sleepy . mrs. wallace : so that means you 're going to need to run a blood test , right , doctor ? doctor : no , not at this time . if we ca n't solve the problem soon , that 's something that we may have to do down the road . luis : wait , so , how did this happen ? doctor : well , several possibilities , but the baby 's simply not getting enough fluids . so if he wo n't drink his formula , then one possibility is that he 's allergic to it . so what i 'd like is for you to try breastfeeding , just to see if it makes a difference . luis : well , i think that would be a greatdedea . beth , i hear that breastfeeding is really good for the infant and the mother . mrs. wallace : wo n't be good for you , though . mother nature 's milk wagon only delivers to real mommies , and you 're not . try and get yourself out of this one , missy . -my son is a genius.-checkmate . mike meyers . listthis country and the people of this country and you can describe me as an actor , a ititer , a comedian , but you legend . l a funni you bounced back stillouth , before we , ththeree y you wwere . funnystill anand i think that we 're downtown at second city . a stable of charace it wus long before the lure of the bright lightsstillstill robin . i love you very much oh ! one time in tsteup hee i , bk rkre antonio : i feel like i 'm losing my mind . i do n't know what the difference between what 's real and what 's my imagination anymore . mama , please tell me that what i suspect is not happening . tell me i 'm wrong . tell me it 's my imagination . pilar : antonio , please , do n't do this to yourself -- antonio : i ca n't help it . i do n't want to think about the woman i love , my wife , being in love with my brother . like they 've been carrying on behind my back this whole time ? now that i think about it , all the moments that i 've walked in , all the conversations i 've heard -- it 's been right there in front of my face , and i 've just been too blind to see it . pilar : antonio -- antonio : wait a minute . pilar : what ? antonio : sheridan and luis have been trying to tell me something for months now . maybe this is it . maybe this is what they 've been trying to tell me -- that they 're together and that ththey 're in love . that 's it , is n't it ? that 's what they 've been trying to tell me . mrs. wallace : go ahead , bethie , breastfeed the baby . beth : well , i would love to , but i can't . luis : you ca n't ? why not ? beth : medical reasons . the doctor said that i could n't nurse . doctor : what kind of medical reasons ? beth : um -- you know , i ca n't recall . the doctor told me right after i gave birth , and i was a little bit out of it , but i remember the doctor was adamant that i -- i was not to breastfeed . i 'm sorry , luis , i did n't tell you , but i just felt so guilty , so inadequate as a mother , like i let our baby down . luis : beth , no , no , do n't feel bad . it 's not your fault . doctor : there 's no reason to feel guilty . there are a lot of situations where mothers ca n't nurse . mrs. wallace ' voice : like when they were n't pregnant in the first place . doctor : i think what we should do is try a new hypoallergenic formula and see if he does better on that . in fact , i 'll have the nurse bring one in right now . beth : thank you , doctor . i 'll feed him as soon as we get ho .. doctor : i 'd rather you feed him the first bottle while you 're still here . beth : why ? doctor : a precaution . i 'd like to see with my own eyes how he responds to the first feeding . luis : it 's a good idea . mrs. wallace : yeah , sure is . no sense in going home you just to have to rush back here . i mean , you have to run some tests , you know , take some blood . doctor : i do n't think that 'll be necessary , but i do want to see how the baby reacts to the first feeding . luis : hey . i 'm glad you 're ok , martin . nurse : ms. wallace ? we 're going to call downstairs for the formula . beth : oh , thank you , nurse . nurse : ok . oh , you 're -- you 're the police officer who was on tv . the search for sheridan crane 's baby . luis , right ? luis : yeah . nurse : oh , i feel so ba about your sister - in - law 's baby . poor sheridan . would you please tell her that i have her in my prayers ? luis : thank you . beth : luis , i know this is difficult for you , but at least we have our baby -- your son . luis : yeah . mrs. wallace : yes , his son with sheridan . john : mom ? may i say something ? grace : of course , john . john : all of my life , i wanted a mother . i used to lie in bed , close my eyes , and picture what you looked like , what you sounded like , where you were . i always wondered why my dad never rerrrried . but after meeting you , i understood why no one could ever replace you in dad 's heart -- or mine . grace : oh , john . jessica : i was lucky enough to be raised by both my parents , the best parents anyone could ask for . mom , dad , you showed me just how good a marriage can be and that nothing and no one can come between two people who truly love one another like you do . kay ? kay : what ? jessica : tell mom how you feel . tabitha : careful , kay . you do n't want to blow it all now . kay : mom does n't care how i feel . grace : kay , that 's not true . kay : she 'd rather listen to charity . charity : you 're wrong , kay . kay : so , what else is new ? sam : stop it , kay . kay : ok , ok , i 'll shut up . tabitha : good answer , kay . grace : i am deeply touched by all of your words , and i will cherish them always . i love you all very much , and that 's what makes this so difficult . you know , i kept hoping that something would happen so i would n't have to make this decision , but nothing 's happened . and it 's up to me . i ca n't wait any longer . i need to decide . and i have . singer : you are my passion for life antonio : why ene n't you answering me , mama ? pilar : i do n't know what to say . antonio : is this what sheridan and luis have been trying to tell me all these months ? that they 're together , that they 're in love ? pilar : antonio , this is a very emotional time -- antonio : mama , please , just answer my question . pilar : i 'm not thonone you should be asking . antonio : oh , my god , this is ripping my heart out . i love sheridan . she is everything to me . pilar : i know . antonio : when i was dying , she was the one thing that i held on to . she was my reason to fight and she was my reason to live . pilar : i remember . antonio : well , to lose her would be devastating . but to lose her to my own brother ? that would kill me . beth : thank god he 's sleeping peacefully . luis : i 'm glad martin 's ok . maybe i should go check on sheridan , see how she 's doing . beth : yeah , go ahead . do n't worry about us . luis : ok . mrs. wallace : that poor man . you see the pain in his face ? that 's because of you . beth : put a cork in it , mother . mrs. wallace : oh , you put a cork in it . you say that you love luis , yet you are responsible for the greatest pain in his life . he and sheridan think that their baby is lost . it 's right here -- right here with you . beth : and he 's going to stay right here with me . mrs. wallace : you know what ? the more i think about this , the surer i am that there is some unconscious part of luis that 's reacting to the fact that this is his baby . beth : how did i get such a fool for a mother ? mrs. wallace : oh , you can call me any name you want . it 's not going to change anything . luis may not know for a fact that this is his baby , but he senses it . and he is drawn to the baby , not to you . beth : you 're getting me angry now . mrs. wallace : oh , really ? imagine how angry you 're going to be when the truth comes out . beth : well , it won't . how many times do i have to tell you that ? nurse : i have the formula for your baby . beth : oh , thank you , nurse . he 's just waking up now . nurse : you 're welcome . [ martin cries ] beth : oh , here you go , sweetheart . mommy loves you . yes , she does . mrs. wallace : oh , mommy 's turning my stomach . i 'm going to take a walk in the hall . beth : oh , better yet , why do n't you take a long walk off a short pier . mrs. wallace : after you . beth : shh . it 's ok . mrs. wallace : if luis is drawn to the baby , maybe sheridan would be drawn to the baby . and maybe now is the time to find out . jessica : tell us what you 've decided , mom . grace : sam , everything that you 've said is true . you rescued me from that fire years ago , and ever since , you 've been my strength , my support , my everything . sam : and you 've been mine . grace : i 'd lost my memory . i 'd lost my identity . i 'd virtually lost my life . but you gave that back to me . you taught me how to love . sam : you taught me . grace : and trust . sam : we learned it together . grace : and together we made new memories . sam : wonderful memories . grace : and we raised a wonderful family . sam : yes . grace : and you 've loved me with your whole heart . sam : i will forever . grace : i i do n't know how any woman could turn her back on all that you 've given . and i know that there are women out there who would do anything -- anything for that love . grace : and , david , you 're right - i do n't remember one moment of our life together . i do n't know anything about you -- your background , your family . all i know is what you 've told me . and that we have this beautiful son together . sam and i have this whole life that i know inside and out . and with you -- david : you do n't remember anything . grace : my life with you as husband and wife is a complete blank . ivy 's voe : e : damn it , grace ! i was so close to getting sam . jessica : mom 's going to stay with dad . thank god . kay : looks like it . tabitha : no , no . grace ca n't stay with sam . it 'll ruin everything . luis : i 'm sorry . i failed you . i could n't find our baby . i -- sheridan , i tried . god knows i tried . but i know that our baby 's still out there somewhere . sheridan , i 'm telling you , i can feel it in my heart . i 'm going to do whatever it takes . i am not going to stop searching until i 've got our baby back safe and sound and i 've placed him in your arms . mrs. wallace : this has got to end . and i have to put a stop to it . someone 's coming . nurse : luis ? luis : yeah ? nurse : i 'm sorry to interrupt , but you have a call . it 's the coast guard . luis : did they say what they wanted ? nurse : something to put in the report . luis : that 's it ? nurse : i 'm afraid so . luis : thank you . you just rest , ok ? mrs. wallace : somebody 's got to do something . sheridan , go to your baby . your baby is here . go to your baby . sheridan : my baby -- mrs . wallace : yes . yes , that 's right . go to your baby . your baby is here . ivy 's voice : she 's going to choose sam . damn her ! i did all of this for nothing . i ca n't believe it . grace : there 's not one moment of our life together that i remember . david : i know . grace : all i have to go on are the feelings that have emerged since you 've come back and the feelings that continue to grow . you 're right , david . we were robbed of our life together . and like you , wawant to know what that would be like . david : what ? grace : i choose you , david . jessica : no ! sam : grace -- grace : i choose you . john : yes ! charity : oh , aunt grace . kay : stay out of this , charity . it 's none of your damn business . john : this is unbelievable . ivy 's voice : you could n't be more right , john . there 's nothing standing in my way now . tabitha : yes ! yes , yes , yes , yes , yes , yes ! antonio : i 'd given up on love . i never thought there was anyone that i would find to be able to spend the rest of my life with . and then sheridan showed up , just out of the blue . and after i rescued her , we fell in love . i mean for me , that was it . she was everything that i 'd ever hoped for . i mean , all i could see were years and years of happiness and a happy family . and i thought that 's what she 'd always wanted , too . i thought that 's what she 'd hoped and dreamed for . but maybe i wanted her so much that i did n't want to see the fact that she actually did n't want to be with me . pilar : do n't say that , antonio . antonio : i trusted luis , and he betrayed me . the one person in this world that i trusted sheridan with was luis . his commitment to find her ? i could n't believe it . i kept thanking him . i could n't thank him enough . his desire , his intensity , his passion to find her ? oh , well , that all takes on new meaning now . mama , please , tell me this is not happening . i do not want this to be true ! pilar : god . i wish there was something i could say to help you -- antonio : well , then tell me i 'm wrong . tell me that it 's just my imagination . tell me that i 'm letting my mind run away with me , mama . tell me that sheridan and luis are not together . luis : why do n't you just ask me ? mrs. wallace : go to your baby , sheridan . go . sheridan : my baby -- mrs . wallace : yes . sheridan : my baby -- mrs . wallace : is here . sheridan : my baby -- mrs . wallace : oh , let 's just hope this does something . [ martin fusses ] beth : come on , martin , you have to drink this . why wo n't he drink it ? please , sweetheart . just drink this . it 'll make you feel better . sheridan : my baby -- it 's ok . it 's all right . you 're back in mommy 's arms . mommy loves you so much . what ? beth : you 've got to eat . please . come on . sheridan : my baby . i hear my baby . mrs. wallace : that 's right , sheridan . go to your baby . david : i 'm going to tell them that i 'm an impostor , and i 'm ining to tell them right now . sam : all this pain is your fault . luis : it 's time that you knew , antonio . it 's time you knew the truth . beth : no ! he 's not yours ! sheridan : i want my baby !
grace and kay talk and kay contemplates telling her mother the truth . but once they begin to talk grace 's words sting her and she lashes out at her . grace is distraught over her decision and all the hurt it has caused . beth and her `` child `` martin visit luis to bond between father and son . but her plans get ruined when martin has health problems .
kay : oh , fox , i love you . fox : oh , kay , oh , do that again . miguel : ok , the hell with this . ok , i do n't care if you 're dying . get your hands off my girl . we love each other . kay : hey , what are you doing ? he 's sick . fox : what the hell are you doing here ? get out of here . miguel : i am . with the woman i love and the woman who loves me . fox : hey . hey , bud . [ scene_break ] paloma : i guess fancy 's over her hypothermia . sheridan : yeah , it looks that way . paloma : we should stop watching this . sheridan : no . sam said that we need to stay in contact with fancy and luis while he and chris get a rescue team together . paloma : let me then . it 'll only hurt you more to keep watching this . you should n't do this to yourself . sheridan : i ca n't be hurt any more than i already am . [ scene_break ] fancy : oh . luis : fancy . fancy , i thought you were ok . fancy : i am , i am . i am better . luis : no , you 're not . fancy : i 'll be fine . luis : fancy . fancy , hey . just hang on . go on , stay warm , stay warm . there you go . there you go . ok , just stay with me . fancy : i 'm not going anywhere . never felt better in my life . oh . [ scene_break ] ethan : so , if tonight 's the night that all the secrets are coming out , so be it . tell me the other secret . tell me why theresa stopped chasing me in rome . come on , she did a complete 180 over there . without warning , she just gave me up . gwen : or so we thought . ethan : something happened that made her do it . i think you know what it is , so why do n't you just tell me what theresa 's been hiding ? j.t . : well , why do you think i know ? ethan : why do n't you just tell me the truth ? this has gone on long enough . tell me theresa 's secret . j.t . : what secret ? i have no idea what you are talking about . gwen : oh , you are such a liar , j.t . i know you know what it is . you need to tell us . [ scene_break ] kay : fox , wake up . wake up . come on , wake up . are you crazy ? he 's dying , and you attack him ? my god , wake up , please . oh , god . what are you doing , what are you thinking ? i told you to wait for me , i told you i would come to your room . miguel : i heard you , kay . kay : oh , now you 're eavesdropping on me ? do n't you trust me ? miguel : i could n't help it , ok ? kay : oh , my god . oh , my god , i do n't feel a pulse . miguel : no . kay : do you realize what you have done ? miguel : no , no , no , no -- oh , my god , kay , i 'm so sorry . i did n't know my own strength . kay : oh , my -- why would you do this ? miguel : i just lost it , kay . i ca n't stand the idea of you being with another man , do n't you understand that ? kay : oh , my god . oh , my god . fox . fox : oh , yeah , kay , that 's it , right there , baby . miguel : i ca n't listen to any more of this . i 've got to get out of here or fox will end up dead ... tonight . [ scene_break ] luis : i 'll have you warm in no time , ok ? do n't you worry . fancy : i know i will be warm . luis : maybe i should stoke the fire . fancy : no . do n't let me go . luis : ok , ok . anyways , i 'm sure sam 's working on a rescue plan right now . he 'll have us out of here sometime soon . fancy : i 'll be ok . i hope he does n't think we 're fraternizing . luis : look at you , making jokes . must be feeling better already . fancy : just hold me , luis . luis : you know , as soon as we get out of here , i 'm going to have them fill in this damn shaft . seriously . it 's right next to a park . what if some kid was playing hide - and - seek and fell in here ? fancy : you 're just talking to keep me focused , are n't you ? i remember you telling us in class to do that for victims . luis : you 're a good student . fancy : am i really ? luis : yeah . what you lack in experience , you make up for in determination . i like that . hey , fancy . no going to sleep , all right , not till we 're rescued , ok ? fancy : you do n't want me to sleep in case i have a concussion , right ? luis : that 's right . i 'm sure we 're going to be on the top soon . fancy : i believe you . you 're my hero , luis . [ scene_break ] paloma : look . i found energy bars in the emergency equipment . want one ? sheridan : no , thanks . paloma : they 're not bad . i wanted to keep up our strength . sheridan : we 're not the ones in trouble . paloma : i do n't remember learning that in lifesaving class . sheridan : oh , hush up , what do you know , anyway ? i 'm sorry . i 'm just not myself . paloma : no problem . [ scene_break ] gwen : well , j.t . , do n't just stand there . i mean , tell us theresa 's secret . i know you know it , and you need to tell us . ethan : wait a minute , i thought you -- i thought you had n't had any dealings with him . why are you saying this ? gwen : because it 's obvious that he 's lying . look at his face . j.t . : ok . this is the thanks i get . i do n't know what mrs. crane is hiding . whatever it is , i 'm sure it 's a doozie worth millions . theresa : i have no secret . gwen : you are such a liar . you are even worse . j.t . : why should i lie about such a thing ? look . i have absolutely nothing to gain from lying about what theresa may or may not be hiding . i do n't know about you , but i only lie when i have good reason . theresa : ethan , look at them . they are in collusion . he 's trying to protect your lying wife . gwen : you know what ? i 'm not the liar in this room . it 's you . theresa : gwen , you 're the one who sent the information to the tabloids ! gwen : do you even have any idea how ridiculous that sounds ? it does n't even make any sense , this crazy theory of yours . why would i do something like that ? it destroyed the life of the man i love . theresa : yes , it did . you 're absolutely right . we were about to be married and you stole -- ethan : enough , enough , come on . theresa : you have got to believe me . ethan : no , i do n't . i do n't understand your actions . but i -- i guess i sympathize , theresa , because i know your tendency to -- to get dramatic and to tell yourself something over and over and over again until you just believe it . for years now , you 've thought that gwen and rebecca were the ones that destroyed my life , right ? theresa : because they did , ethan . ethan : but we 've just heard it from the horse 's mouth that it was phyllis that sent the e - mail . we have to accept it . theresa : no , i 'm not going to accept it ! it 's not the truth ! ethan : you -- you 're worrying the hell out of me . you have this obsession with this . what is going on ? if there was any foundation to your story , theresa , j.t . would corroborate it . but he has n't . as a matter of fact , he 's done exactly the opposite . he has said that what you 've been saying is absolutely wrong . now , please just accept it ? please . desperately hanging on to what you believe is true when you know it 's not -- it 's ruining your life , it 's ruining all of our lives . please . just accept it . my wife did not betray me . [ scene_break ] noah : whoa , hey . what 's up , man ? it 's a little late for dodge ball . or is it something i said ? miguel : sorry . i did n't know you were there . it 's just -- what are you doing here , man ? noah : i 'm just taking a shortcut to my house . you all right ? what 's up ? miguel : nothing , i 'm cool . noah : ah . it 's my evil sister kay , is n't it ? miguel : what am i supposed to do , noah ? noah : look , it 'll work itself out , man . you know , kay is persona non grata at my house right now for , you know , for helping ivy break apart my parents . but my mother is coming home and she is going to wield her magic hammer and knock us all into shape . including kay . she might even be able to undo some of the harm that kay and ivy did . miguel : that 's not what i 'm talking about . noah : oh . miguel : no , no , no . look , i did n't mean it that way , i 'm sorry . i 'm glad your parents are going to give it another shot . it 's just i 'm talking about something totally different . noah : yeah . look , i already got an earful about you from fox . miguel : oh , right . you two are awfully chummy . noah : he loves her . all right ? and considering what she 's done , i 'm not sure why . but they 're getting married and he 's not too thrilled with you . miguel : i 'll bet . noah : look , do n't pull a theresa and try to screw with their wedding . ok ? why do n't you play the good guy ? do us all a favor , just bow out gracefully . miguel : i ca n't do that . noah : why not ? miguel : kay told me she loves me . she wants to spend the rest of her life with me and our daughter . [ scene_break ] fox : oh , you 're all mine . i love you so much . kay : i know you do . and i love you , too , i do . wait , wait , wait . fox : what ? kay : i know you 're tired . fox : i 'm never too tired for you , my love . i love you and i want to make love to you . i want to hold you in my arms each and every waking moment until ... death do us part . kay : i know . fox : kiss me again . make love to me . kay : no . no , i ca n't do this . fox : why is that ? hey . what 's wrong ? do n't you want to make love to the man you love ? [ scene_break ] luis : ok , we should stop . you need to conserve your energy . fancy : think of it as mouth - to - mouth resuscitation . luis : very funny . fancy : this is all my fault . i know that . i 'm sorry i got us into this mess . you must be so mad at me for running off like that . luis : i 'm just relieved that i found you . when you fell down the shaft ... that was terrible . i thought you were going to die . like my heart almost stopped . [ scene_break ] paloma : i wish i could hear what they 're saying . sheridan : i do n't need to . i know . i 've lost luis . paloma : no , do n't say that . he 'll be fine . sheridan : no , that 's not what i meant . i 've lost luis ' heart . i mean , look at him . he 's -- he 's fallen for fancy . literally . i can feel the love they have for each other just coming through the screen . i 'm married to chris and i should n't be thinking these things . but i ca n't help it . it 's gone . our love is gone . all those years , all those lifetimes together , it 's -- it 's over . you must -- you must think i 'm an idiot . paloma : oh , no , do n't be silly . sheridan : i love chris and i take our marriage vows seriously . but i always thought -- no , i always knew that somehow luis would always be there for me to return to . and now he never will be . [ scene_break ] theresa : ethan , i swear i am telling you the truth . gwen did betray you . ethan : just stop , just stop . would you listen to yourself ? you keep repeating yourself over and over and over again when you know it 's not true . theresa : it is true . gwen : honey , she 's a cornered rat , she 's going to strike -- ethan : gwen , please , i just -- no , i just -- we need to put all of this behind us , we really do . and i 've given you ample opportunity to prove what you 're saying is true , but it was phyllis -- theresa : it was n't phyllis ! j.t . : oh , it was . she was a real go - getter , that gal . you should have seen the list of gardeners she compiled over the years that knew your mother rather well . that girl could start her own landscaping service . ethan : that 's -- that 's great . do you -- do you see ? i seem to have more than enough proof that my wife was not involved with sending that letter to `` daily private lives . `` now i do n't want to talk about this again ! [ scene_break ] noah : kay ca n't love you , miguel , she loves fox . they 're getting married . what about their wedding ? miguel : what about it , noah ? ok , it 's not going to happen anymore . i 'm the man she loves . i 'm the man she wants to be with , not fox . noah : are you sure about that ? miguel : absolutely . noah : wow . wow . what a mess . leave it to kay to mess up her own wedding . miguel : look , i just told you there 's not going to be a wedding . noah : all right , all right . poor fox . miguel : you got that right . noah : well , at least you 're not gloating . you know , i like fox . i think he was really good for kay . but if you guys are in love , then great . good luck to you . you 're going to need it . maybe you can whip kay into shape . miguel : look , you know what ? that 's just your anger talking , noah . noah : maybe . because i am so mad at her about what she did to our parents , what she did to me , what she did to jessica , but you 're right . i -- i have n't given up on her yet . all right , if you guys have a chance at happiness , you know , after everything that you 've gone through , and also , you know , to see my niece living together under the same roof with both of her parents ? it 's great . you know , mazel tov , right ? it is a little bizarre , though . because , the way i hear it , kay was chasing you around for years . but now , now you guys are together . miguel : that 's just it . we 're not , noah , we 're not together . noah : what do you mean ? miguel : well -- look , man , before kay even had a chance to tell fox how we felt about each other , we overheard him on the phone with his doctor . noah : his doctor ? miguel : look , this is going to sound hard to believe , but fox is dying . noah : what ? miguel : it 's only a matter of months . kay swears she 's going to tell him the truth about us , but -- but i doubt it . i mean , she thinks it 's going to be too cruel for him . it 's going to be too much for poor sick old fox to handle . [ scene_break ] fox : what is it , kay ? why wo n't you make love to me ? kay : are you sure you want to do this ? i mean , you know , you had a fever before and you said you were getting sick , so -- fox : i feel fine . see , i want to make love to you . i want to hold you in my arms each and every moment before -- kay : i want to make love to you , too , honey , but -- fox : listen . the times when a man and a woman express their deepest love for each other are to be treasured . kay , god gave us this gift so that no matter how rough life gets or how hard the future may be , we have this so we can lose ourselves in each other . ok ? life is so short , kay . do n't you think that we should take his gift and grab it with both hands ? kay : yeah , we should . fox : let 's not waste another moment . [ scene_break ] fancy : i am so grateful . i am so thankful you found me in time . luis : oh , i 'm the thankful one . paloma : you are the one who told fancy that she was free to date luis , that you had no hold over him . sheridan : i know . paloma : then why are you so upset ? it does n't make a lot of sense . you ca n't have both chris and luis , can you ? sheridan : i know . i know . it 's just not fair . i mean , i fell in love with chris when i thought luis was dead . i was grieving . to be honest with you , i fell in love with chris because of james . i know that now . marty was gone and i was just yearning for the love of a child . and it was so terrible that james lost his mother in that tsunami , but i looked on it as god giving me this gift to help heal my heart . and i love james so much . not that i will ever forget marty . but i had so much love to give and no one to give it to . and then , when i found out that chris was james ' father , one thing led to another , and it just seemed natural that i love both of them . paloma : but do you truly love both of them ? or just james ? because , sheridan , if that 's the case -- sheridan : i know . i know . paloma : that 's not enough . to stay in a marriage for the rest of your life because of a child ? what have you done ? [ scene_break ] gwen : so , are we done ? because it 's late , and my husband and i would like to go to bed . ethan : are you going to be all right ? theresa : uh , no , i think that my life has just been turned upside - down . gwen : in your head , maybe . ethan : theresa , i 'm sorry . look . i think you truly do need to move on with your life . theresa : well , i tried that , ethan , and it did n't work because i love you and you love me . gwen : ok , this is just enough of this . do n't even encourage her , just -- ethan : you 're right , you 're right . it 's probably a good time to go . gwen : ok , um , why did you double - cross theresa , because you lied to protect me . j.t . : yeah . gwen : why , though ? i mean , you know , you said theresa outmaneuvered me , uh , she was supposed to get ethan , i was supposed to lose , why the 180 ? j.t . : i ca n't really explain it right now , but if you want me to keep my mouth shut , i need that cash back in my pocket . gwen : i will , i will , i swear i will , but i need to know what 's going on . why did you make up that lie that phyllis sent the e - mail ? j.t . : ask julian . gwen : julian ? gwen : ok , what does julian have to do with any of this ? j.t . : i ca n't tell you right now , but ask the man . theresa : i 'm telling you the truth . j.t . is lying . somebody got to him . ethan : who ? theresa : why do n't you ask your wife because it was either her or her mother . ethan : no , no way . gwen was here all night . theresa : gwen was not here all night with you . she was with me and j.t . cornell in his hotel room . ethan : she was here all night . she was here all evening . theresa : ethan , that is impossible . she could n't have been in two places at the same time . ethan : would you stop doing this to yourself ? look , she was not at any hotel and she was not the one who betrayed me . theresa : do you honestly believe that story about phyllis ? ethan : it actually makes perfect sense , theresa . theresa : i swear on our love for each other that i am telling you the truth . ethan : i ca n't believe i 'm going to do this . i ca n't believe - i must be nuts , but i 'm going to give you another chance . theresa : alright . ethan : but you need to show me proof . show me something . is there anything you can show me that gwen betrayed me ? anything ? theresa : you just give me 5 minutes alone with j.t . , ok ? ethan : alright . theresa : j.t . , come with me . j.t . : you know , i 've had just about enough of you tonight , so ta - ta . theresa : tell me who talked to you ! tell me ! [ scene_break ] fox : if my life is going to have any true meaning , i need to have that moment where i put my ring around your finger and make you mine . kay : you are so good . fox : good ? i do n't think so . kay : yes , you are a good and honorable person . fox : i want to do the honorable thing , make you my wife , no matter how much time we have together . i know they 'll be the happiest times of my life . kay : you sound really serious . what 's wrong ? fox : nothing 's wrong . you love me , do n't you ? kay : of course i do , but -- fox : shh , no more talking , just show me . [ scene_break ] luis : how are you doing ? fancy : i 'm ok . luis : fancy , hey fancy , you ca n't go to sleep . fancy : oh , sorry . luis : try and stay conscious , ok ? fancy : i 'm trying . i 'm just so cold . luis : i 'm sorry . it 's so damn wet down here . there you go . { luis : i never knew what true love was til now . i ca n't believe it took something as dangerous as diving down an abandoned mine shaft to make me realize how much i truly love you . will you ever forgive me ? fancy : of course i can . i love you with all my heart . luis : and i , you . fancy : maybe we 'll never get out of here . luis : maybe we do n't have to . } sheridan : maybe i 'm shallow , maybe i 'm silly , but just look at them . paloma : he 's just holding her . it 's not like they 're making love . sheridan : but look at his face , he is falling in love with her . paloma : no , you do n't know that . sheridan : yes , i do . i know that expression on his face better than anyone . he is in love . paloma : i do n't get it . why did you tell fancy it was ok for her to go after luis if you did n't mean it ? sheridan : i did mean it . i 'm married to chris . i had no right to tell fancy she could n't go after luis . but now that i 've seen the two of them together , i realize what i 've lost . i realize how much i still love luis . my god , what have i done ? i mean , luis is the great love of my life . i thought that we would spend our lives together . i thought we would grow old together . paloma : so why are you standing there trying not to cry ? tell him . tell him you love him , that you 've always loved him . go on , sheridan , do it . sheridan : i ca n't . paloma : of course you can , of course you can . i know what you two were like . i was in mexico with you , remember ? if you love my brother the way you say you do , you have to stop them right now . tell him how much you love him . sheridan : but look at the way he 's treating fancy . he loves her . paloma : look , i do n't want to hurt fancy , ok , she 's my friend , but it 's your whole life we 're talking about . you have to tell him you love him . do it . come on before it 's too late . sheridan : i ca n't . if i leave chris , i 'll lose james . i ca n't . i ca n't do that . luis : fancy , do n't go to sleep , ok ? there 'll be here any time now . we 'll get through this together . [ scene_break ] noah : poor fox . no matter what you think of him , he does n't deserve to die . i 'm kind of sorry you told me . i hate keeping secrets nowadays . they only tend to wreck your life . now are you sure about this ? miguel : yeah . i mean the timing was right out of a soap opera . just when we were about to tell him how much we love each other , he gets this phone call from his doctor . i do n't know , man , if i did n't know any better , i 'd say he planned it that way . noah : he is a crane . you think he did ? miguel : no , it 's impossible . he did n't know we overheard him talking on the phone . he still does n't know . [ scene_break ] fox : oh , my god . you made love to me like it was my last night on earth . kay : yeah , that was pretty intense . you sure you 're feeling ok ? fox : feeling ok ? are you kidding me ? oh yeah , but my stomach is just not feeling right . kay : oh , let me get you something for it . fox : no , no , do n't go anywhere . stay by my side all night . { fox : it 's worse than you thought ? but that would mean that i 'm -- that i 'm really dying ? no , doc , i ca n't die , i 'm about to marry kay right now . } fox : oh , my gosh , suddenly i am so tired . kay : well no wonder . fox : no , it 's different . it 's like i can barely keep my eyes open . kay : well then go to sleep , go to sleep . fox : yeah , oh , oh . [ scene_break ] theresa : you tell me who sold you out ! ethan : theresa ! stop ! gwen : are you really -- honey i mean are you surprised she 's resorting to violence ? theresa : that 's much better than what you did , gwen . you 're not going to get away with this , j.t . i 'm gon na have you killed . i can do that . you do know that , right ? j.t . : you know , i think i 've had enough of this little harpee 's tongue for a lifetime . bye bye , y ' all . theresa : and as for you , gwen -- gwen : not even a word . just get her out of here . ethan : theresa , theresa , it 's time to go . it is time . come on . theresa : you 're making a very big mistake . ethan : the only mistake i made was listening to your crazy theories all this time . i told you i had a hard time believing that gwen would betray me , and , tonight , j.t . proved me right . no more fantasies , it 's the end of the story . theresa : you 'll see , ethan . ethan : i 'm not going to see . you need to get on with your life . we need to get on with ours . whatever you thought we had , it 's not gon na happen . i 'm sorry . please go . [ scene_break ] luis : hey , you need to stay awake , alright ? not just because you may have a head injury but because you may have to help sam with the rescue . fancy : i understand . i 'll stay awake . luis ? luis : what ? fancy : if i died right now , i 'd die a very happy woman . [ scene_break ] paloma : please , sheridan , it might be your last chance . tell luis you love him . sheridan : i ca n't . i wo n't . i ca n't risk losing my son . [ scene_break ] noah : wow , i do n't know what to say , miguel , except good luck . i love my sister no matter what happens and i want to see her happy . miguel : we 'll do the right thing , whatever that is . miguel : kay ! kay : i 'm sorry . i came to you as quickly as i could . fox : miguel , you poor , stupid , naive fool . do n't try to outfox the fox . [ scene_break ] gwen : i really ca n't believe the way she acts and the insane things that come out of her mouth . ethan : i know , it 's appalling sometimes . gwen : so do you actually finally believe me ? because i 'm going to be honest with you , i think you owe me an apology , honey , for doubting me in the first place . ethan : you 're right . i do . forgive me , please . gwen : of course i do . theresa can be very convincing when she gets going . ethan : i know she can . gwen , i got ta admit it , i do n't understand why theresa would make up such a wild story . why would she say that j.t . had proof that you and your mother betrayed -- that you and your mother were the guilty parties if j.t . did n't have the proof ? surely she would have known that the truth would have come out eventually and she would have been proved wrong so it does n't make sense at all . gwen : you know what ? nothing theresa does makes sense . she 's got a really bizarre imagination and i think it just kind of takes over her . ethan : yeah , i guess you 're right about that . gwen : absolutely . [ scene_break ] theresa : how could this have happened ? all my hopes , all my dreams , dead . i 'm never gon na prove the truth to ethan , never . [ next_on ] fox : my days are n't numbered , miguel , but yours are . theresa : tell me why you did n't tell ethan the truth ! julian : because i stopped him . paloma : if you do n't tell luis how you really feel , i will .
theresa tried once again to get ethan to believe gwen and rebecca really did send his paternity information to the tabloid , and he gave her one more chance . however , jt cornell maintained his story that phyllis the maid sent it to him , and even trying to choke the truth out of him did n't work . ethan finally told her to give it up , he beleives his wife , and wants to hear nothing more about it . gwen smirked at her defeated rival because she 'd won and because she 'd learned from jt that julian is the reason he lied . fox and kay made love after miguel decided against bursting into their room and beating the tar out of him , but she ran out to him as soon as she thought fox was asleep . fox was n't sleeping , however , and silently vowed that miguel would not take his true love from him .
sam : luis , this is sam . listen , call me back when you get this message and tell me what h happened at the hospital with mr. wheeler -- your father . oh , damn it ! sam : why do i even keep this ? it 's not like we 'll ever be a family again . grace is in europe , and the girls -- no wonder they never come home . the home they once knew does n't exist . [ door closes ] ivy : oh , good . i 'm glad you 're home . i was hoping you would be . sam : um -- you know what ? it 's -- it 's a little chilly . what do you say i make us a fire ? ivy : great . what have you got ? sam : it 's just an old photo that broke . ivy : let me see . sam : i was going to toss it . ivy : do n't you dare , sam . sam : why not ? i mean , i have hundreds of pictures of the girls , and i certainly do n't need any of grace around . ivy : sam , grace was your wife for over 20 years . she 's the mother of one of your sons and -- and your two daughters . i 'll just get a new glass and we can keep it out . sam : thank you . rebecca : what 's taking so long ? gwen : we 're waiting for theresa . rebecca : well , ca n't she just , you know , call a cab to take her home ? gwen : mother ! rebecca : oh . well , would you stop looking at me like i have two heads ? i mean , if the doctor says she 's well enough to go home , then she 's well enough to call a taxi . gwen : you need to stop it right now . theresa made a huge sacrifice for us today . because of her , ethan and i are going to have a baby and the very least we can do is give her all the time she needs to pull herself together . and if you do n't like it , you can go call your own cab . theresa : what ? you do n't like my hair ? whitney : no , that 's not it . theresa : then why are you looking at me like that ? whitney : well , maybe i 'm trying to , you know , exert some mind control over your unbelievably insane thinking . you know you ca n't do this , right ? theresa : what , whitney ? what ca n't i do ? hope and pray that the baby that i 'm carrying is going to bring ethan back to me ? what 's wrong with that ? whitney : well , he 's married to gwen , gwen who believes from the bottom of her heart that she and ethan are going to be mother and father to that baby that you 're carrying . theresa : you know what , whitney ? you 're not pregnant , so you do n't understand , but let me tell you , it changes everything . i just -- i have the strongest feeling that this baby inside of me is the one that i made with ethan . whitney : well , you know what ? the only reason he slept with you is because you were disguised as gwen anyway . theresa : and that baby is going to bring him back to me where he belongs . why do you look so horrified ? it 's meant to be . katherine : you ask who i am , sheridan . it 's time i told you the truth . martin : no , no -- hey , do n't . katherine : no , they deserve to know the truth . sheridan : so wait a minute . you 're telling me that you knew mr. wheeler was martin fitzgerald all this time , that he had left behind a wife who loved him back in harmony ? katherine : yes . sheridan : and children ? five little children that he also left behind for her to take care of by herself ? katherine : yes , i knew all that , sheridan , but -- sheridan : what kind of woman are you ? katherine : i know how it sounds , but if you will let me -- sheridan : you know what ? i -- i trusted you . i felt a bond with you . i thought you were one of the nicest , most decent people that i had ever met . katherine : please , sheridan -- sheridan : how could you ? how could you just steal another woman 's husband , a father of five little children that needed both their mother and father ? what kind of monster are you ? singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life sheridan : all right , it 's true -- i have n't known you very long . but i -- i could 've sworn that you were different . i trusted you . i respected you and i thought we had some sort of deep understanding for each other . katherine : we do . sheridan : no . no , we do n't , not anymore . there is no excuse for wrecking a family 's home , none at all . katherine : i never meant to wreck their home . sheridan : oh , god ! is n't that what they all say ? every woman that takes a married man -- that they never meant to steal their man out from their long- suffering wives ! and what about you , mr .. fitzgerald ? what was it , some sort of early mid - life crisis ? you know , i -- i 'm sorry , but i find this whole thing distasteful and disgusting ! katherine : please do n't say that . sheridan : why ? it 's true , is n't it ? did n't you just admit that you knew he was married and that he was the father of five children ? katherine : yes . and you 're right -- i 'm not the woman you thought i was and i am not the woman i represented myself to be . sheridan : oh , god , that 's an understatement . katherine : i wanted you to like me , sheridan . i wanted you to care a little bit about me . sheridan : well , you should feel very proud of yourself because it worked until now . katherine : none of this would 've happened if i 'd been strong enough to stand up to him . if i had n't been so scared , it would 've been so much better for you and -- martin : that 's enough . no more . luis : hey ! do n't you try and stop her . looks like someone around here is finally going to tell the truth . martin : no , i just meant -- luis : i do n't care what you meant , ok ? now , we all deserve to know the truth . now , let 's hear it . katherine : oh -- you do n't -- he meant -- luis : oh , he meant -- katherine : you do n't understand . luis : what , you 're going to try and defend him ? i mean , come on . i mean , this is a guy who abandoned his family , a guy who moved down to mexico to live under an assumed name ? did you ever even stop to think about what happened to the woman and children that he left behind ? katherine : all the time . luis : yeah , somehow i doubt that . martin : it 's true , luis . we both thought about you all the time . pilar : we needed more than your thoughts . sheridan : you know , for the first time since my mother died , i felt so safe and secure , just the way i did as a child in her arms . you seemed to care about me so openly , so selflessly . god , what a fool i 've been . i mean , what a disservice i have done to my mother 's memory because you are nothing like my mother ! she was a beautiful woman inside and out , not a lying whore like you ! i wish i 'd never met you ! katherine : oh , sheridan ! please come back ! rebecca : look , if i were you , i just would n't put a whole lot of faith in that little tramp . gwen : for the last time , mother , lay off theresa . rebecca : gwen , what is wrong with you ? i mean , why are you suddenly theresa 's new best friend ? i mean , you were practically fawning all over her like she was the second coming before this procedure . gwen : you 're forgetting that theresa did not have to agree to the procedure , mother , and if she would 've done that , then i would never be a mother , which just happens to be the most important thing in the world to me . rebecca : i just would n't trust her as far as i could throw her . gwen : you know what ? if you do n't stop , i 'm going to start siding with eve russell when it comes to julian . rebecca : ah ! do n't you dare ! gwen : mother , i mean it . this has been one of the most difficult days in my life . ethan and i lost a child , you lost a grandchild . i 'm only hanging on by a thread here because it means that ethan and i are going to have one baby , a baby that we 've been waiting for since the day we got married . please do n't spoil this for me . ethan : for god 's sake , rebecca , your daughter could use your support today . theresa : you know what ? i feel for gwen , i really do . whitney : oh , yeah , yeah . i can see that all over you . theresa : but , whitney , she 's a big girl , ok ? she made her bed this time when she stole my son from me . whitney : yeah , but she thought better of that . that 's why she promised to give you little ethan back after you have this baby . theresa : only after i was carrying her child , whitney , and ethan twisted her arm . come on , if it was up to just gwen , she would keep my son just to spite me . she 's just like rebecca . whitney : no . you know what ? i do n't buy that . look , i 've talked to gwen a lot of times , and you know what ? she just wants to be a mother . that 's all . theresa : ok , but i might not be carrying gwen 's baby , whitney . do you understand ? this could be mine and ethan 's . whitney : ok . so what you 're telling me is that your life is going to be a fairy tale if you get to keep this baby ? you and ethan and baby makes three -- is that it ? theresa : well , four with little ethan , but yes . whitney : you 're off your rocker . you are truly off your rocker . you know what ? if you go through with this , i would n't blame gwen if she went crazy and tried to kill you . theresa : wow . you 're really mad at me . whitney : yeah , i am ! because this is n't just some game , you know , some competition between you and gwen for ethan 's eternal love . this is about a baby , a precious little baby that never did anything to hurt anybody . what about the baby , theresa ? ivy : i 'll get new glass tomorrow . sam : are you sure you do n't mind ? ivy : sam , it 's where it belongs . sam : where have you been ? i thought you 'd be home when i got home . ivy : well , i did n't want to worry you , but there 's been a complication with gwen and ethan 's babies . sam : oh , my god . theresa did n't have a miscarriage , did she ? ivy : no . sam : oh , thank god . i know how excited ethan and gwen are about becoming parents of twins . ethan told me that gwen has ordered two of everything . ivy : well , that 's the thing -- there 's only going to be one baby . sam : but you told me theresa did n't have a miscarriage . ivy : no , it was just a decision that had to be made . sam : ivy , what -- ivy : theresa was going to lose both of the babies , and she had to make a choice to save even one . sam : oh , my god . how awful . how is everyone handling it ? ivy : about like you 'd expect . oh , sam , we lost a grandbaby . sam : oh , my god . i got to call ethan . ivy : oh , why do n't you wait till tomorrow ? gwen and ethan need some time to sort things out . i mean , they 're both being very , very brave . in fact , it was ethan who convinced theresa to do what she had to do , and it almost killed him . sam : oh , my god . i mean , to sacrifice one of your unborn children to save the other -- ivy : i know . sam : what a terrible situation . ivy : god bless that little baby 's soul . theresa : i know what i 'm doing . whitney : really ? theresa : yes , really . look , i 've been pregnant before , ok ? i know what it 's like , i know what it feels like . i know the bond that 's created between mother and child during the nine months the baby 's inside of you . whitney , there is no way , not in a million years , am i ever going to give this baby up . whitney : this is going to end badly . i promise you that . theresa : you know , instead of all this lecturing , i could use a little support from my best friend . whitney : then maybe you should find another friend . [ knock on door ] nurse : if you 're ready to leave , i have your release papers right here . theresa : yeah , ok . nurse : the doctor wanted me to go over a few details with you first . you 're to rest as much as possible for the remainder of your pregnancy , preferably in bed with your feet up . whitney : um -- you do n't know theresa very well . nurse : well , do your best . if you should experience any spotting , you 're to call dr . ames or dr . russell immediately . theresa : ok , i will , but you know what ? i 'm going to be fine . i know i am . nurse : i know this has been a traumatic experience so far , but from looking at your chart , everything should be fine with the baby . he or she promises to be a very healthy bambino . theresa : well , that sounds great to me . nurse : dr. russell felt as long as we were running those d.n.a . tests , we might as well check out everything else , so we did . your mother is a very thorough doctor . whitney : yeah . yeah , i know she is . nurse : i think she 's the best doctor on staff . all the nurses say so , too . she wanted to make absolutely certain that there were no congenital or other problems with the baby . as i said , everything checked out perfectly . theresa : great , but you know what ? i already knew my baby was going to be perfect . pilar : you both have caused so much heartache to me and my children , and now sheridan , as well . katherine : i would never mean to hurt her . pilar : please , mars . wheeler -- or whatever your real name is ! i do n't think you ever gave it a second thought ! that poor sheridan has been through so much loss and pain and the only thing that you have done is cause her more ! sheridan : god , i thought she was so different . luis : i know . sheridan : i mean , i know that this is n't nearly as shocking as it was for you to find out that mr .. wheeler was your father . but for some reason , i just feel so betrayed , so hurt , just so sad . luis : well , she fooled all of us . sheridan : i trusted her . and more than trusted her , i opened up to her because she touched something deep inside of me . i believed in her . and she just turned out to be a fake , a user . and i hate her , luis . i really hate her . luis : i could throttle her for what she did to you . sheridan : and why does it hurt so much when she 's barely just a stranger to me ? luis : it 's like you said -- you trusted her and she abused that trust . it hurts . paloma : luis . what 's wrong ? luis : oh . oh , my god , paloma . i got to tell her about our father . paloma : stop whispering about me and tell me what 's wrong ! singer : you are my passion for life whitney : so this testing that they do on unborn babies for genetic defects -- what kind of things do they usually find ? nurse : well , they 're looking for problems like haemophilia or other genetic defects that can be passed down from a mother and father to the baby . whitney : well , like what ? nurse : well , like tay - sachs disease , sickle cell anaemia -- there 's a pretty long list . as a doctor 's daughter , you already know that they 're connecting more and more health problems to genetic history . and of course , if the parents were related , the odds for a genetic defect could be even greater . whitney : right . nurse : that 's why it 's illegal in certain states for close relatives to marry one another . theresa : ok . well , the father of the baby i 'm carrying is n't related to me , so can we get out of here ? whitney : yeah , yeah . no , totally . i mean , i was just curious . nurse : of course , oftentimes , the parents do n't know that they 're carriers of a particular genetic disorder . they only find out after being tested . whitney : so the idea is to get tested before you get pregnant ? nurse : that 's the ideal . it can save everyone a lot of grief down the road . gwen : so you ready to go ? theresa : yep . i 'm all set . gwen : great . let me grab your bag , and ethan has the wheelchair . i 'll take this . theresa : thank you . gwen : you 're welcome . theresa : hey . ethan : have a seat . theresa : wow . this seems a bit silly . gwen : theresa , do n't be crazy . nothing is too good for the friend who is carrying our baby . theresa : thanks . hey , whit , you coming with us ? please ? whitney : um -- i 'll catch up with you in a sec . ethan : ok . whitney : oh , dear god . what kind of life have i sentenced you to , my precious baby ? pilar : what a fool you must think i am . how you must have laughed when you heard that i lit a candle every night for my mart into come home . martin : pilar , i never once -- katherine : it 's true , pillar . he thought about you and the children every day . pilar : oh , really ? is that why you called and wrote so often ? is that why you never missed any of your children 's birthdays ? martin : i did n't know what was best . i tried to keep track of things like that through maria . pilar : you used my own sister to get information about us ? that 's despicable ! martin : i know -- pillar : you know that i had to send baby paloma away because i could not afford to keep her . do you have any idea the anguish that that caused me ? and then to change your face and your name and move into my own sister 's inn so that you could be near paloma ? you -- you 've betrayed her , as well . martin : that 's not what i intended . i just -- i just wanted to keep track of -- of our children . pilar : that 's right -- our children . what about the rest of them , martin ? what about antonio and luis and theresa and miguel to ? did you not care about them ? you have missed so much . but you deserve to miss it all because you are not the father they deserved . martin : pilar , please , let me try to explain . pilar : you know what ? maybe it 's better that antonio went to his death without knowing what a cheat and a liar his father is ! and miguel , too . oh , my god , i 'm so glad he 's not here because surely you would break his heart just like you 're breaking mine and luis ' . and god help you -- god help you when theresa finds out the kind of man her father really is ! martin : i just want a chance to talk to her , talk to luis again , try to make them understand . pilar : never ! do you understand me ? never , not in a million years because there is nothing , martin , there is no excuse that can make up for what you have done ! do you understand me ? paloma : luis , i 'm not a little girl . tell me what you were whispering about me . sheridan : tell her . luis : uh -- look , uh -- there 's something that you need to know , ok . it 's just it 's not going to be easy . paloma : i may be young , but i do n't shock easily . do n't tell me someone died . luis : no . no , it 's -- it 's nothing like that -- although , in some ways , it might be easier if someone had . sheridan : look , luis just got some information that 's going to affect your entire family . luis : paloma , do you remember how you used to blame mama for sending -- sending you away to mexico when you were a baby instead of raising you here with us ? paloma : i still do . sheridan : wait -- what changed ? paloma : i just spoke to someone who has known mama for many years and she told me there were no financial problems . mama could have sent for me many times instead of buying theresa expensive dresses . luis : all right , that is a lie . who told you that ? paloma : it does n't matter . luis : no , it sure as hell does because it 's not true ! ok , mama worked . she -- she barely managed as it was . sheridan : luis , you 're getting off the subject . luis : right . all right , look . i 've got to tell you what i found out . pilar : do n't touch me . do n't ever touch me again . sheridan : wait . martin : do n't judge me too harshly . the truth of what happened is so complicated -- luis : you get away from her now ! if you so much as laid a finger on her -- martin : no , i was just trying to get through to her . this is a difficult situation for all of us . pilar : `` difficult `` ? no . i do n't think you know the meaning of the word `` difficult . `` i had to send baby paloma away because i could n't afford to keep her , and our son antonio left because he could n't take the pressure . and luis -- luis gave up all his dreams to help support the rest of the family . difficult ? no -- `` destructive `` is more like it . that 's what your selfish , thoughtless behaviour has brought down on this family and your children , on your real wife . you took more away from us than i can ever tell you ! paloma : what 's going on here ? and why is mama so angry with mr .. wheeler ? martin : dear god -- paloma . sam : i just pray that the baby theresa is still carrying is born healthy . ivy : oh , so do i. i 'm not sure gwen can take it if all of this turns out to be for nothing . i mean , losing sarah almost killed her , and losing the baby today -- all of her hopes are pinned on this one surviving child . sam : ethan must be out of his mind with worry . ivy : well , you know your son . yeah -- he 's just like his father . he keeps everything inside , does n't want anybody to see how upset he is . he 's being very brave for gwen 's sake . sam : that sounds like him . you know , with any luck , the baby he 's going to have will be born without that particular gene . you know , keeping everything inside is n't what it 's cracked up to be . ivy : it 's an incredible thought , is n't it , sam ? you and i are about to become grandparents , and our son is about to be a father . sam : oh , and he 's going to be a good one , too . ivy : wow . you know , i never thought that this would happen . i 'd given up wishing and hoping that we 'd be able to share things like this together , and now -- and now it 's happening . we 're going to have a grandchild that we can fuss over and spoil rotten . oh , yes , and it 's going to make up a little for all the time we did n't get to spend together with ethan . gwen : ok . ethan : ok . i 'll get you up to your bedroom , ok ? theresa : yeah , thanks . rebecca : so do n't let your friend get too comfortable where she is , all right ? gwen : ok , so i 'm going to run ahead and turn down theresa 's bed . rebecca : whitney ? i 'd like a word with you in private if you do n't mind . whitney : you want to talk to me ? rebecca : mm - hmm . whitney : about what ? rebecca : well , you would n't be trying to pull a fast one with your best friend , now , would you ? whitney : i do n't know what you 're talking about . rebecca : whitney -- now , i have no quarrel with you , which is much more than i can say for your mother , and it certainly is no secret how i feel about theresa . whitney : meaning what exactly ? rebecca : meaning that you 're her best friend , so you have her ear , as i 'm sure she has yours . now , you see , my gwen is sure that theresa 's going to do the right and just thing , and after the child is born , she 's just going to hand over the baby . whitney : well , that 's the plan . rebecca : hmm . but i know theresa better than that . so , what has she told you about this baby she 's carrying , hmm ? what is she really up to ? whitney : rebecca , i do n't even know what you 're talking about . i mean , it 's not like theresa tells me everything anyway . rebecca : huh ! since when ? whitney : well , since i started dating fox . i mean , you know , theresa was very serious about him and now , it 's just -- rebecca : hmm . whitney , you are a really terrible liar , unlike your best friend . whitney : that 's unnecessary , rebecca . rebecca : hmm . listen , you just give a little message to the little chiquita for me , all right ? and you tell her that if she ever hurts my daughter again , i 'm going to make her sorry she was ever born . whitney : and why would i tell her that ? rebecca : this is n't an idle threat . it 's fair warning . so if you care at all about theresa , you tell her that if she tries to pull anything funny with this baby , i am going to make sure that she never , ever sees her precious little ethan again . and that 's a promise . gwen : ok , theresa , i 'm going to come by and check on you every couple of hours , but if you need something and i 'm not around , just call one of the servants , ok ? theresa : ok . ethan : there you go . theresa : thanks . gwen : so eve said that you should stay off your feet as much as possible the next few days or at least till your strength comes back . theresa : yeah , but you do n't have to worry because the nurse -- she gave me instructions before we left . gwen : ok . i have a whole bunch of magazines downstairs and the new book you 've been wanting to read . theresa : oh . gwen , you know , you did n't have to do that . gwen : theresa , it 's ok . here is the remote for the tv and tissues . theresa : gwen , really , you do n't have to do this . gwen : it 's fine , ok ? you -- oh -- if you need anything , whatever you want or need , just let me know . theresa : ok . thanks . gwen : ok . theresa : hmm -- you know what , actually ? do you remember us talking about that massage ? gwen : i do . how about i call ingot from the club and have her come over first thing in the morning ? theresa : oh . well , maybe not , you know , first thing in the morning . gwen : well , you 're right . i 'm sure you 'll want to sleep in . how about noon ? theresa : that 's great , yeah . gwen : great . theresa : oh . shoot . i do n't have my scarf . you know what ? i had it when i left the hospital , so -- gwen : it must be in the car . i 'll go check . ethan : all right . well , it 's late , so tell gwen i turned in , ok ? theresa : well , ethan , actually , could you not leave yet ? you know , could you just stay with me for a few minutes ? please ? paloma : why are you so angry with mr .. wheeler , mama ? sheridan : look , paloma , why do n't you just come back outside -- paloma : oh , stop treating me as if i 'm a child ! you just met mr .. wheeler a few weeks ago . i thought you liked him . luis : paloma , this is what i was trying to talk to you about outside . paloma : then say it now in front of everyone . i do n't like my mother yelling at my friends . they have been like -- like father and mother to me . martin : we love you , paloma . paloma : and i love them . if it were n't for them , there would 've been more emptiness in my life than there already was . thanks to them , i did n't have to be thinking about how my family abandoned me every minute , and i thank god for their presence in my life . luis : well , you may not feel the same way after you hear what we know . paloma : what ? what 's going on here ? if he wo n't tell me , then you do it , mama . for once , treat me like a real member of this family . pilar : paloma , i did n't want you to learn the truth this way . i 'm sorry . paloma : what -- what truth ? pilar : that your father , my husband , abandoned me and all of you children for another woman . paloma : but -- but you always said otherwise . you said that something must have happened to him that made him go away , that he did n't want to . pilar : well , i was wrong . very wrong . your father , the man i was married to , the man that fathered all of my children , was a bastard ! paloma : mama , why -- why are you talking about my father right now when i asked you about mr .. wheeler ? luis : mr .. wheeler is her husband . mr .. wheeler is martin fitzgerald . mr .. wheeler is papa . sam : champagne ? [ ivy giggles ] ivy : i bought it to celebrate the imminent arrival of our first grandchild . sam : well , whatever floats your boat , granny . ivy : oh , no , do n't you dare . do n't you dare . sam : this is a pleasant surprise . ivy : oh . sam : you make the toast . ivy : ok . to our son 's first child . ivy : and may he or she be happy and healthy . sam : hey , what 's the matter ? ivy : oh , no , it 's just -- you know , we have a lot to be thankful for and we have so much to look forward to . and , sam , you know , i 've never , ever thought that i would be this happy again . sam : i 'm glad . ivy : are you really ? because i know losing grace , it must have been terrible . sam : it was . i did everything i could to -- to keep her here . but it 's over now and i 've accepted that . i am just so grateful that you were here to help me pick up the pieces . ivy : always , sam . i 've always loved you . sam : another toast . ivy : ok . sam : to our growing family , to me , getting to know your son fox -- ivy : yeah . sam : and to you getting to know my daughters better . ivy : do n't forget noah . sam : oh . you 're going to love him , too . ivy : i 'm sure . sam : to us , our future . [ phone rings ] ivy : oh . i 'll get it . ivy : bennett residence . sam : what 's wrong ? what -- what 's the matter ? ivy : it 's grace . she wants to talk to you . whitney : well , rebecca , i 'm sorry you 're so suspicious of theresa , but as far as i know , there 's no reason at all that -- rebecca : hmm . hmm . if you really believe that , then you 're not as smart as i think you are . whitney : if you 'll excuse me , i think we 're done here . gwen : mother , have you seen theresa 's scarf ? what are you and whitney talking about ? you better not be harassing her about theresa . whitney , please tell me that 's not what she 's doing . whitney : no . we were just having a little chat about my mother , that 's all . gwen : ok , well , have either one of you seen theresa 's scarf ? whitney : yeah , it 's in the wheelchair right over there . gwen : yeah , i got it . hey , whit , do you think theresa might like warm milk or something to help her sleep ? whitney : that is a wonderful idea . i 'll help you make it . gwen : great . rebecca : hmm . you 're covering for her , whitney , and i know it . theresa 's going to need a whole lot more than warm milk when i 'm through with her . hmm . theresa : please ? will you sit with me just for a few minutes ? ethan : theresa , i do n't think that 's -- theresa : ethan ? please . it 's been a harrowing day . ethan : i know . you do n't have to remind me of that -- i know . you know , i think we should just concentrate on the good that came out of today . you did save a life today by consenting to that procedure . i mean , you could see on the look of gwen 's face how happy she is to become a mother and -- theresa : ouch ! ethan : what is it ? theresa : oh . hmm -- ethan : what ? is it the baby , what ? theresa : no , no , it 's not the baby . wow , it 's -- it 's -- ethan , it 's my lower back . you know , i just -- i do n't know how i 'm going to make it until tomorrow to have that massage . do you mind rubbing my back for me ? ethan : theresa , come on -- theresa : no , you 're right . what am i -- it 's just too much to ask , i know . ethan : no , all right -- theresa : forget it , never mind . ethan : wait , wait , wait . it 's not . it 's not . i understand . i 'll do it . it 's ok . theresa : ok . ethan : it 's ok . theresa : so , it 's -- yes -- ethan : is that it ? theresa : it 's my lower back , yeah . a little lower , yeah . oh , there it is . yeah , that 's good . ethan : all right ? theresa : yeah , it feels good . feels real good . thank you . mom . whitney : you know , it 's really nice of you taking care of theresa the way you are . gwen : well , it 's the least i can do when she 's carrying my baby for me . paloma : estes loco , luis . mr .. wheeler is my godfather . they raised me down in mexico . sheridan : paloma , listen to luis . he is telling you the truth . paloma : no . no , i -- i do n't believe it . it makes no sense . luis : paloma , i have proof . not only that , mr .. wheeler here admitted it himself . now , apparently , he did n't want to have a wife anymore or the responsibilities of raising any children . paloma : no . no , that 's not true . luis : it is true . and as much as it kills me to say it , this bum is our father . paloma : no , luis , you 're lying ! this is just a crazy lie to make me confused ! pilar : no . no , paloma . es la overdid . this man is your father , my husband . paloma : tell me they are lying . tell me this is just something they made up for some reason of their own . oh , my god . oh , my god , this is true ! this is true -- sheridan : paloma ! rebecca : [ southern accent ] you hand over that kid right now or i am going to fill you full of lead . sam : grace , are you all right ? paloma : stop disrespecting my father ! pilar : he abandoned me and the children to go live in sin with that woman !
theresa goes home from the hospital while rebecca tries to figure out what she 's up to . whitney is no help , but does let her see that something is definitely up . sam and ivy bond over the impending birth of their first grandchild , but a phone call from grace spoils the moment .
roberto : paloma , would you just calm down ? everything will be all right . paloma : how can i calm down ? that guy called you about the drugs on a cell phone . [ scene_break ] esme : hmm , i ca n't wait . and from the way you move , i can tell you are a fabulous dancer . noah : i 'm all right . i 'm just worried i might not get the chance to show you . you know , when we get there , i 'm going to have to fight the men off . esme : oh , you do say the sweetest things . but i think you 're the one everybody 's going to be watching . i am going to be the envy of every woman in that club . noah : hmm . what do you think , fancy ? you think every woman at the seascape is going to want me ? how about you , fancy ? do you want me ? fancy : yes , damn it , i want you . [ scene_break ] ivy : oh ! ok , ok , just tell me i 'm not dreaming . tell me that you really did ask me to marry you . sam : i did , and you said `` yes . `` ivy : oh , after all these years . it 's just -- it 's too good to be true . i love you so much , sam . sam : i love you , too , ivy . ivy : if only ethan knew that his parents were finally getting married . sam : listen , we have to believe that he 's going to pull out of that coma , ok , and we 'll be there for him . ivy : of course . we 're his parents . sam : which means that we 're going to be stepparents , and the same thing applies to all of our other children . i 'm going to be there for fox , fancy , and her sister , and you 'll be there for noah , kay , and jessica . [ scene_break ] [ kay screams ] kay : fox ! fox : mother , no ! ivy : oopsy - daisy . butterfingers . [ kay screams ] fox : mother . you have killed her ! you have killed milady kay ! [ scene_break ] chris : are you sure you want to go out tonight ? we do n't have to . sheridan : no , i need to do this . chris : and my son will be perfectly safe here with roberto and paloma taking care of him . sheridan : i know . i 'm sorry for being so neurotic . just because beth kidnapped my child does n't mean she 's crazy enough to come back and steal james . chris : listen , she 's thousands of miles away and she 's wanted for kidnapping . i doubt it if she 's going to risk it coming back to harmony . sheridan : you 're right . so let 's go out and celebrate you not having to go back into the witness protection program . you 're truly free now . chris : yes , i am . and we wo n't worry about james , will we ? he 'll be fine . [ scene_break ] theresa : please , gwen , you ca n't let ethan die . inside it 's still ethan . inside his body , he is still there . and he could come back . they could find a way to bring him back . but not if you take him off life - support , gwen . he will be gone forever . gwen : theresa , do n't you think i know that ? ethan is my husband , and if i could , i would give my life so he could live . i would . theresa : just get rid of that will , gwen . no one has to know . gwen : oh , and just forget about what he wanted , theresa ? just forget about how many times he told me what he would want in this situation ? theresa : yeah , just forget it . get rid of it . give ethan the chance to live , gwen , please . i 'm begging you . [ scene_break ] paloma : you said that cell phones are not secure . what if someone was listening in when that guy called you about the drugs ? roberto : well , paloma , if they did , there 's nothing we can do about it . we just have to be cool and keep it together , that 's it . paloma : sheridan , you look so beautiful ! sheridan : oh , thank you , paloma . paloma : and you look very elegant , too , mr. booth . roberto : very cool . chris : why , thank you very much . i really appreciate you guys offering to babysit for james tonight . paloma : we do n't mind . sheridan : all right , well , i have my cell phone on me . i gave you the number , right ? paloma : yeah , yeah , it 's right here . sheridan : great . and do n't worry about disturbing us . if james wakes up and he wants to talk to us , just give us a call and we 'll help you get him back to sleep . roberto : sounds good . sheridan : ok . and the baby monitor 's on , so you should be able to hear james if he wakes up . paloma : i 'll check on him every so often . chris : i 'm sure james will be fine . roberto : well , like i told mr. booth , i have six brothers and sisters . i 'm used to babysitting . sheridan : good . well , james ' favorite books -- he might want to hear a bedtime story before he goes back to sleep . chris : that 's if he wakes up . sheridan : right , if he wakes up -- which if he does and he 's hungry , just give him a banana or yogurt . paloma : we 'll take good care of him , i promise . chris : i went over everything with them a little earlier , sheridan . sheridan : all right . well , i suppose we should go , then . chris : that 's an excellent idea . roberto , paloma , good night . paloma : bye . have fun . sheridan : thanks . and if you need anything , please call -- anything at all . [ scene_break ] esme : excuse me , but i think you 're kissing on my tab . i 'm the one paying noah for this evening , so take your lips elsewhere , if you do n't mind . fancy ? fancy , can you hear me ? fancy ? fancy , snap out of it . fancy : what ? esme : it 's time to go . are you ready ? noah ? noah : hmm ? your chariot awaits . fancy : ok , i 'm ready . let 's go . noah : sorry . fancy : very funny . ha - ha . you jerk . [ scene_break ] fox : you killed her ! why did you drop her ? ivy : to protect you , my son . fox : to protect me ? ivy : yes ! the lovely maiden , the fair princess kay is evil . i had to protect you . [ kay screams ] kay : oh , my god , i 'm going to die ! kay : what -- what 's happening ? fox : kay , are you all right ? kay : i think so . yeah , no , yeah , yeah . yeah , i 'm ok . fox : even after what my mother -- what she did to you ? kay : ivy ? what did she do ? fox : well , she was a dragon , you know , and she grabbed you with her big talons and she -- held you over , well , what appeared to be , from my vantage point , anyway , a rather large canyon . you were there , tabitha . i tried to save you , but i -- this is weird . tabitha : what are you going on about , fox ? what is all this about ivy being a dragon , huh ? fox : it did n't -- did n't really seem like a dream , you know ? it was just a little too real for my taste . tabitha : yeah , of course you were dreaming . you were reading a fairy tale to endora and you fell asleep and dreamed yourself right into the story ! it happens to me all the time . kay : yeah , she 's right , it happens to me , too . you were dreaming . you were dreaming . fox : right . i 'm sure i was , but like i said , this was just a little too real . kay : ok , all right , let me see . yep , yep , that 's it . you 're cut off . no more reading fairy tales to the girls . tabitha : yeah , you 've had enough of this baby - tending business . fox : yeah , i guess you 're right . i mean , if this is what it 's going to do to me , right ? kay : you 're a riot ! imagine -- what , your mom -- is that what you said ? -- she turned into a dragon ? she tried to kill me ? fox : it 's ridiculous . hold it . if i was only dreaming , then what are those flowers doing on your head ? kay : flowers ? fox : yeah , the flowers on your head . those are the same ones you were wearing in my dream . [ scene_break ] theresa : you give me that piece of paper and i can tear it up , and then you wo n't have to do anything , no matter what those test results say . gwen : maybe the test results will come back and say that there 's some hope that they can bring him back . theresa : that 's what i 'm praying for , too , gwen . but if those results come back and they are n't positive , it 's not forever . because maybe the results would be different in a week , or the week after that or a month after that . or what if the doctors find a cure for ethan in a month or two after that or even in a year ? and what if they do and it 's too late because you 've already taken him off life - support ? gwen : theresa , i ca n't let you talk me into betraying ethan . i am his wife and he trusted me to do what he wanted . he did n't write this without giving it very serious thought . he made his wishes very clear , and i need to honor that . i have to do what he trusted me to do . theresa : no , gwen , no . [ scene_break ] fancy : i still do n't know why you insisted on dragging him along . you love going out solo just to see how many guys hit on you . esme : well , what i love even more is having a gorgeous hunk on my arm . oh , noah , that tux fits you like a dream . noah : yeah , i 'm amazed you were able to get it without knowing my measurements . you have a very good eye , esme . esme : hmm , i actually have two of them , and they like what they see . [ music plays ] esme : oh ! i love this song . ooh , let 's dance . fancy : what about our table ? esme : uh , you get it . come on . fancy : hey ! you 're paying noah to wait on you , not me ! [ scene_break ] fox : so if i was dreaming , why do you have those flowers on your head ? kay : i -- well -- tabitha : endora and kay -- kay : yeah . tabitha : were playing dress up just before you woke up . fox : oh . dress up ? tabitha : yes , yes . kay : yeah . tabitha : those flowers came from endora 's costume box . i 'm sure you must have seen them before when endora played dress up for you . and that 's why you -- you dreamed them into the story . fox : hmm . [ phone rings ] fox : excuse me . yes ? ivy : hello , fox , it 's mother . i need to see you right away . fox : why , is something wrong ? ivy : no , no , i 'm just next door and i have some wonderful news . fox : what news ? ivy : i 'll tell you when you get here . and tell kay to come , too . fox : well , that was my mom . she wants us to go next door for some news . kay : your mom wants to see me , too ? fox : yeah , that 's what she said . she seems pretty happy about it . kay : ok , um , i 'm going to check on maria . i 'll be -- i 'll be right there . fox : ok . kay : ok . fox : yeah , maybe i need some -- some fresh air , you know , get that dream out of my head . my mother , a dragon . i mean , imagine that . kay : ah . fox : whew . well , i guess it 's a good thing i did n't kill her , huh ? i 'll see you over there . tabitha : hmm . you know what that dream means , do n't you , kay ? kay : yes , i know what it means . it means that ivy was the one who sabotaged fox 's project to make it look like i screwed up . that 's why she was a dragon . she was trying to kill me . tabitha : yeah . but fox could n't kill her , could he ? kay : meaning ? tabitha : meaning that fox loves his mother and you 'll never be able to defeat her . kay : no , no , no , no , no , i 'm not going to believe that . he loves me , so -- tabitha : well , think what you like , dear , but that dream was an omen . you 'll see . kay : tabitha , i will not let ivy win , ok ? she is going to accept the fact that fox loves me or i will destroy her . tabitha : and , of course , she could destroy ivy . she has the power . but that would probably cost her fox . and let 's not forget the spell i cast to enhance fox 's success . that would make her probably lose their love . oh , kay 's going to get a big lesson . she has no idea what 's in store for her , endora . no idea . [ scene_break ] theresa : how can you say you love ethan , and yet you are willing to let him die ? gwen : theresa , i am not letting him do anything . do you see this ? do you see this ? these are ethan 's wishes , his words , his wishes . theresa : he ca n't speak for himself right now , gwen , so you can throw that away and no one will know ! gwen : but i will . as much as it 's going to kill me to do this , i have to do what he trusted me to do ! theresa : no , you do n't , gwen . no , you do n't . you can not take him off life- support . i do n't care what he told you ! gwen : you know what , this is always about you , is n't it ? everything is always about you ! well , you know , i happen to care about ethan , i happen to care about what he wanted ! theresa : well , he did n't even think that something like this would ever happen when he wrote that , gwen . gwen : well , of course he did n't ! how could he possibly have known that you would try to kill alistair and put poison stupidly in some food and just leave it around ? and ethan ate it ! he 's in this condition , theresa , because of you ! and now you want me to not do what ethan wants because you do n't like it ! i have to honor these wishes , theresa . and you know what ? you are so selfish , and that is why ethan did n't marry you -- because he saw what you were . you are a selfish , empty - headed tramp ! [ scene_break ] roberto : how is he doing ? paloma : he 's still sleeping . how could that guy be so stupid as to call you on your cell phone about the drugs ? roberto : paloma , stop worrying . look , i poured some sodas , and we can do anything we want tonight . paloma : anything ? like what ? roberto : well , i have a few ideas . paloma : such as ? roberto : such as -- paloma : hey . what are you doing to me ? i 'm just an innocent girl in a strange land . roberto : well , what would an innocent girl like me to do ? paloma : well , i do n't know . what would you like to do ? roberto : i 'm going to have to show you that . [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , hey , there 's my niece . let 's go say hello . chris : ok . sheridan : hi , fancy . fancy : oh , aunt sheridan . sheridan : you remember chris ? chris : hi . fancy : yes , hi . sheridan : so are you here with someone ? fancy : yes , i am . sheridan : oh , are you here with noah ? fancy : no . no , no way . i 'm here with my friend esme . she invited noah along . i 'm certainly not here with noah . i mean , he 's not with me . sheridan : ok . chris : if you ladies will excuse me , i 'm going to make sure our table 's ready . sheridan : all right . sheridan : fancy , is n't esme the one who caused such a scene last year at the cannes film festival ? fancy : mm - hmm . yeah , she landed her helicopter on prince andrea 's yacht and jumped out naked as a jaybird . sheridan : and did n't she also scandalize the locals in the turks and caicos when she had that mayor kidnapped and taken to her submarine for dinner ? fancy : that 's the one . sheridan : so what is she doing here in harmony dancing with the guy you were dating ? fancy : she 's paying noah to be our guide / escort for the evening -- and what 's really unbelievable is that he 's doing it . sheridan : but why ? fancy : he says he needs some money , but he turned down the job i got him working for grandfather . he was insulted that i wanted him to take it , but this is n't against his principles . sheridan : i can understand noah not wanting to work for alistair . he does n't want to sell his soul to my father . fancy : but is n't that as bad as being a gigolo ? i mean , that 's what he 's become , and it 's disgusting . i ca n't believe he actually stooped this low . [ scene_break ] fox : all right , so what 's the big news ? sam : where 's kay ? fox : she 's checking on maria . she 'll be over in a bit . what 's the story ? ivy : ok , i do n't want to wait , ok ? i 'm going to tell him . sam and i are engaged . fox : engaged to be married , then ? ivy : yes , to be married . is n't it wonderful ? fox : well , i mean , wow . sam : i know this must come as a surprise . fox : well , a little bit . i mean , you know , i did n't even know you two were back together , so -- ivy : fox , please , please , please , please be happy for me . please , i 've waited so long for this . fox : look , of course i 'm happy . come here . ivy : oh ! fox : you kidding me ? congratulations . you 're one lucky man . sam : thank you . i know . fox : congratulations . sam : i know . fox : good for you two . wow , i mean -- huh . hey . kay : what 's going on ? fox : well -- sam : um -- ivy and i are engaged . kay : engaged ? you and ivy ? ivy : yeah . yeah , your father proposed and i accepted . sam : i hope you 'll be happy for me , kay . kay : yeah , i -- i 'm happy , dad , if you 're happy . sam : thank you , sweetheart . your support means the world to me . well , let 's find some champagne to celebrate -- or a beer or two . i think i have some in the refrigerator in the garage . fox : let 's go . absolutely . sam : thank you , sweetheart . kay : you ca n't marry my dad . he 's still married to my mom . ivy : only you and i know that , kay . kay : but the marriage wo n't even be legal . ivy : it 's legal enough for me . kay , look , this is a new beginning for sam and for me . i would like it to be a new beginning for us , as well . kay : i know you hate me , ivy , so do n't even pretend to act like you do n't . and do n't even think about trying to ruin my relationship with fox . ivy : i 'm not trying -- kay : i will destroy you before i let that happen , and you know i can do it . all i have to do is tell my dad that you paid david hastings to pretend to be my mom 's husband and that you 're the reason my mom left and it was all this big lie just so you could get into my dad 's bed . [ scene_break ] paloma : wait a minute , amigo . do you think i 'm that kind of girl that you kiss and make out with for nothing ? roberto : you mean i have to pay ? paloma : you have to wine me and dine me and entertain me . roberto : well , i have the wine and dine covered . voila . paloma : ah . roberto : and for the entertainment , double voila . paloma : `` rock ' n ' roll vampires . `` my favorite horror movie . roberto : well , nothing but the most horrible thing for my girl . paloma : oh , wait a minute . you know that every time we watch this movie , i get so scared i end up sitting in your lap . roberto : really ? i forgot . paloma : you 're a very , very bad boy . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , dear . kay 's playing it all wrong , ripping into her future stepmother like that . did n't she learn anything from that dream ? does n't she realize that she ca n't fight ivy if she wants to win fox ? oh , well , there are all sorts of twists and turns to come in the saga of ivy and kay . it 's a puzzle inside an enigma , or some such cliché . oh , anyway , endora , what we think we 're looking at we 're not looking at at all . kay : you do n't think i 'm good enough for your son , do you ? and now you 're just prancing around , showing off your engagement ring as if you 've won ? let me warn you , ivy -- i can make my dad disappear from your life in a second . all i have to do is tell him the truth . ivy : kay , if you do that , then he 's going to know that you knew grace was n't married to david hastings all along and you never told him . kay : yeah , well , i was angry at my mom at the time . ivy : kay , your mother made a choice . she could 've stayed with sam if she loved him , but she did n't . i do . the same way i know you love fox . kay : but you do n't want us to be together . ivy : ok , look , i admit in the beginning i did n't want you to have a relationship with fox . but i can see how much he cares for you now . and now that i 'm going to be your stepmother , i just want a truce . i want to put all of our problems behind us for the sake of your father and for fox 's sake . kay : you want to make peace ? ivy : that is exactly what i want . look , i 'll prove it to you , ok ? i will -- i 'll tell fox to go easy on you at work and i will convince him that it was n't your fault that the computer got the worm or whatever it was . kay : i -- i do n't know what to say . ivy : just say you will try to like me and that we can try to have a good relationship for the sake of the men we love . can you do that ? kay : i guess . ivy : ok . [ scene_break ] theresa : i am not selfish , gwen . what 's so selfish about wanting the man that i love to live ? gwen : because you do n't know anything about love and you do n't know anything about the man you say you love , either , or else you would not try and manipulate him this way . theresa : you know what , i 'm not manipulating anything , gwen . i 'm trying to save ethan 's life . i 'm trying to give him a chance at life . gwen : do n't you think i want him to live , too ? do n't you understand this is the hardest thing i will ever have to do ? theresa : then do n't do it , gwen ! gwen : i am sorry , theresa , but i ca n't just forget all the conversations ethan and i had about this . i ca n't just forget that he made me promise that i would do this . listen , it would break my heart , ok , but if those tests come back negative and they say there 's no hope for ethan to recover , i have no choice . do you understand ? i have to do what he trusted me to do . i have to take him off life - support , and , theresa , i will live with a broken heart for the rest of my life because of it . wow . you feel that ? [ scene_break ] sam : ok , who wants some of this great champagne ? ivy : oh , let 's all have champagne because i feel like celebrating . sam : kay , help me with some glasses . kay : ok . fox : you know , this is really great . it looks like kay 's accepting this , huh ? ivy : she wants her father to be happy , as i do . fox : right . ivy : you know , fox , i do n't think you should be so tough on kay . she 's a smart girl , she 's a hard worker , and if she tells you she did n't ruin that project , i think you should believe her . fox : right . well , i -- i did n't think she did it on purpose , mom . ivy : i do n't think she did it at all . fox : huh . ivy : whatever happened to that file , it was n't kay 's fault . fox : right . ivy : you know , fox , i just want you and kay to be as happy as sam and i are . who knows , maybe someday soon we 'll be celebrating your engagement to kay . fox : did you by chance hear that ? my mom 's happy we 're together . kay : i know . i heard . oh , man . kay 's voice : oh , my god , i think the feud between ivy and me is over . [ scene_break ] esme : hmm . ooh . oh , where did you learn to dance so well ? noah : ah , being a gentleman requires certain skills . esme : oh , well , i ca n't wait to hear about your other skills . but what i ca n't understand is why fancy is being such a pain tonight . noah : yeah . she seems kind of sullen . esme : hmm . noah : what 's her story , anyway ? esme : you got me . she 's usually the life of the party , but not tonight . noah : you have no idea why ? esme : hmm . no , but she 'll tell me eventually . she always confides in me . noah : hmm . so you two are really old friends , then ? esme : oh , yes . well , back to private day school . i know her like a book . noah : so why does n't she have a boyfriend ? she is attractive . i mean , in an icy kind of way . esme : oh , well , she 's pretty enough , and she 's had scads of men in her life . oh , i could tell you some stories about fancy 's love life that would just curl your hair -- which would be entirely unnecessary considering you have the most gorgeous curly hair . noah : well , thank you , but it 's not going to fit my head for much longer . you should be careful . a little compliment goes a long way with me . esme : oh , well , then i 'll go on . so , do you work out or have you always been this perfect ? noah : um , i have good genes . esme : oh . hmm . noah : so what kind of boys does fancy like ? esme : why all these questions about fancy ? are you interested in her ? noah : um , no . i 'm just curious . esme : hmm . well , she likes them tall , dark , and handsome -- like you , actually , which is why it 's so curious that she 's been so hostile to you . i mean , you 're usually just the kind of hunk she goes for . noah : yeah . yeah , maybe i 'm her type , but not her style . esme : hmm , or maybe she just does n't want you to know that she 's interested . are you ? noah : interested ? esme : hmm . noah : i 'm only interested in people who are interested in me . esme : hmm . well . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i would n't be so hard on noah , fancy . he 's telling the truth about needing money . you know alistair had his father fired as chief of police , so the bennett 's are just squeaking by . fancy : i know . that 's why i got him a good job at crane industries . sheridan : which he turned down because he hates alistair along with everyone else in harmony . so he 's not a gigolo . he 's simply driving a limo and dancing with a girl . fancy : he 's dancing with the wrong girl . sheridan : is that what this is about ? you think he should be dancing with you ? [ scene_break ] theresa : i 'm not going to let you do this . i 'm going to find a way to stop you . gwen : know what , get out . just get out . i 'm sick of arguing with you , i 'm sick of your selfishness . just get the hell out of here . theresa : i will find a way to stop you ! gwen : theresa , get out ! gwen : how am i supposed to do this ? god , you tell me , how am i supposed to do this ? please make him better , please make him come home because i do not want to take him off life - support . [ scene_break ] fox : you know what ? i 'm not sure i 've ever seen my mom this happy . well , you , either , for that matter . why are you smiling like that ? kay : i 'm just really happy for my dad and your mom . fox : mm - hmm ? kay : and , you know , my dad has someone now and i have you , and after all the terrible things that have happened lately , i 'm just glad we have something to celebrate . tabitha : look at them , endora . fox and kay , so young , so earnest , and so much in love . oh , i do n't know . can it be true ? is ivy really going to turn over a new leaf and stop trying to sabotage their relationship ? is kay finally going to find the lasting happiness with fox she so desperately desires ? oh , cue the organ music and tune in tomorrow . unfortunately for kay , there 's another little twist in the story . she 'd better be prepared , because it 's going to throw her for a loop . ivy : it 's the most beautiful ring i 've ever seen , sam . sam : oh , i find that hard to believe , ivy . i 've seen your jewelry . ivy : well , even if i had the hope diamond , it would n't mean as much as this one . it 's so pretty . sam : like you . you 're so beautiful . ivy : oh , sam . theresa : sam , ivy , you got to come with me to the hospital , quickly , please . you got to help me now . sam : theresa , what 's wrong ? theresa : it 's ethan . sam : ethan ? what 's happened to our son ? ivy : is he worse ? theresa : just please come with me right now to the hospital , ok ? you got to stop gwen . she 's going to kill ethan . gwen : this is all your fault , theresa . if i have to take my husband 's life , it 's because of you , and so help me , god , i 'm going to make you pay . i 'm going to make you pay , you bitch ! ugh ! [ scene_break ] sheridan : i think i hit a nerve . you do still want to be with noah , do n't you ? fancy : oh , i hate him . he 's making a fool out of himself with esme . sheridan : esme is actually the fool here . she 's paying noah to dance with her . fancy : he 's taking her money . sheridan : which would n't bother you so much if you did n't still care about noah . i really think you need to dig down and analyze your feelings . if noah is the man that you want to be with and you do n't let him know it , you 'll regret it the rest of your life . i 'll see you later . fancy : thank you . chris : i missed you . sheridan : i 'm sorry . i was just trying to help my niece face her feelings for someone . chris : oh . sheridan : i think she 's in love -- and in pain . chris : well , you know , love can be a very complicated thing , ca n't it ? sheridan : yes , it can . but enough of all that . i just want to clear my mind and try and have fun tonight . chris : are you sure you can do that ? sheridan : no . but i 'm definitely going to try . i need to get rid of this feeling of doom and gloom , of waiting for the other shoe to drop . chris : well , i understand . you worry that james will be taken just like your son , marty , was . sheridan : i 'm terrified . and i know that there 's no reason to be . i just need to let it go , that 's all . chris : listen , he 's my son , and i 'm not worried . you should n't worry . you really should n't . chris : shall we dance ? sheridan : hmm . i 'd love to . chris : are you feeling better ? sheridan : yes . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] paloma : will you answer the phone , roberto ? i 'll check on james and get us more popcorn . roberto : sure . i 'll take a message . paloma : mm - hmm , and you can transfer the call if it 's for one of the guests . roberto : no problemo . bed and breakfast . oh , i 'm sorry , sheridan is not here right now . would you like to leave a message ? yes , tell her that beth , marty 's mom , called . all right . would you like to leave a phone number so she can reach you ? sure . [ next_on ] liz : it 's your fault that i could never have children . gwen : get out of here . get out of here , theresa ! theresa : no ! i love him and i want him to live ! sheridan : paloma , is james ok ? beth : sher - sher , is that you ? sheridan : beth .
the cartoon ended today , sort of . as lady kay was falling to her certain death , and fox was trying to decide whether to kill ivydragon or believe she did it to save him , the cartoon stopped and each person reappeared in tabitha 's living room one at a time . fox was worried about kay , and confused about what had happened , but tabitha and kay managed to convince him he 'd been reading the story to endora when he fell asleep and dreamed himself into the story . it finally worked , and he decided maybe he should n't be reading stories any more . ivy called and asked him and kay to come over to sam 's house . she and sam had been talking about their engagement and decided to tell them about it , too . sam reminded her that he would be there for her kids , and she will be there for his , including kay , and although she seems uncertain , she does agree to bury the hatchet with kay and even tells fox not to believe kay was the one who ruined the singapore project .
fancy : i 'm tired , luis . i 'm so tired . luis : i know , of course you are . you 've got good reason to be , but i need you to stay awake , ok ? luis : fancy , hey , come on . stay with me , all right ? help is on the way . fancy : really ? that was n't a dream ? luis : no . sam is going to rescue us . they are going to be here in no time , but i need you to be awake so you can help . do you understand ? fancy : ok , yeah , i can do it . luis : that 's my girl . fancy : are they really coming ? we 're not going to die down here ? luis : no , no , of course not . they are coming , they are on their way . no one is going to die , ok ? [ scene_break ] paloma : you look like you are about to cry . sheridan : no , of course not . thank god we found them . we are going to get luis and fancy to safety . paloma : yeah , looks like it . just promise me one thing . that when we do , you will tell luis you 're still madly in love with him . sheridan : oh , paloma , do n't be ridiculous . paloma : what 's ridiculous about telling the truth ? sheridan : because i 'm not going to leave my husband , and i 'm not going to risk losing james . paloma : sheridan , i know you love james . but it 's not fair to him or chris to stay in a loveless marriage . sheridan : it 's not a -- it 's not a loveless marriage . i care deeply for chris . paloma : but you are still in love with my brother . sheridan : no , it 's too late . look at them down there . luis has moved on . he 's done exactly what i 've asked him to . he has fallen in love with fancy . [ scene_break ] miguel : so what took you so long with fox ? kay : what ? miguel : well , you were gone a lot longer than you said you would be . why ? kay : things are different now , ok ? miguel : no , no , no , no , kay . you 're not going to tell me you made love to fox , are you ? not after you finally admitted it 's me you love . fox : oh , god , how dense can you be , miguel ? of course she made love to me . she 's still my fiancée . and she 's going to be my fiancée until she 's my wife . us cranes do n't like to lose . [ scene_break ] theresa : i knew j.t . was a sleaze , but to lie to ethan like this ? now i have lost him for good . damn him , damn gwen and rebecca . j.t . ? j.t . : oh , good god . theresa : no , you get back here ! j.t . : do n't -- do n't -- do n't hurt me . theresa : do you think you would get away from me ? j.t . : hey , look , i 'm just a guy out on a stroll on a clear , cool night . theresa : well j.t . its the last stroll you are ever going to have . how dare you , j.t . ? i gave you a fortune to tell ethan the truth . why did n't you , huh ? tell me , why did n't you tell him the truth ? julian : because i stopped him . [ scene_break ] luis : hey , hey , come on . wake up . fancy : ok . really , i can do it . luis : i know you can . now , if it were anyone else telling me that , i might not believe them , but not you . you 've been surprising me this whole time . fancy : i told you i was tougher than you gave me credit for . luis : all right , all right . how about this ? i will never doubt you again . fancy : uh - huh . luis : just hang in there , ok ? we 're going to be out of here in no time . all right ? fancy : but if we 're not , luis , i need you to know something . luis : no , no . no negative thoughts , ok ? not when we 're this close to being rescued . fancy : ok , you 're the boss . luis : all right , well then , as your boss , i just want you to know how proud of you i am . fancy : for staying alive ? luis : yeah , yeah , for staying alive . but not just that . just for being so strong and so brave . you 're something else , fancy crane . fancy : i think that 's the nicest thing you 've ever said to me . luis : really ? well , if it is , i owe you a big apology . fancy : it 's ok . luis : all right , come on . let 's get some dry clothes on before they pull us out of here . [ scene_break ] paloma : you spent more time with my mother growing up than i did . sheridan : uh - huh . she was the closest thing i had to a maternal influence . i was very lucky . paloma : yeah . that 's why i 'm surprised you did n't learn anything from her . sheridan : i most certainly did . paloma : you would never know it from what you 're saying now . she always believed that there is nothing more important in this world than true love . sheridan : your mother is a woman of deep faith . and a true romantic . paloma : who believes in honesty , above all else . she says she learned that lesson the hard way . that all she ever wanted was to teach that to her children , to spare them the heartache she went through with papa . sheridan : i am so sorry that your father broke your mother 's heart to be with my mother . paloma : yeah , but i 'm not talking about them . i 'm talking about you and luis . if any two people in this world belong together , it 's the two of you . how could you not know that by now ? sheridan : of course i know that . paloma : then how can you stay with chris if luis is the love of your life ? sheridan : hold on . i thought you were fancy 's friend . you 've always been her cheerleader . paloma : yes , yes , fancy 's great , and she 's a good friend . but that does n't change anything . sheridan : but she loves him . you can tell by the look on her face how much she loves him . paloma : but you love him , too . and you had him first . and it 's you luis wants to be with . sheridan : i 'm not so sure about that anymore . besides , i 'm not going to do anything to endanger my relationship with james , which is exactly what would happen if i leave chris . sheridan : i love his little boy , our little boy , as if i had given birth to him myself . i am not about to lose another son . paloma : and yet , you would sacrifice luis , even though you love him , too ? sheridan : if it means keeping james , then yes . paloma : sheridan , i respect your feelings for james . but it 's a lousy reason to stay married to his father . so , i 'm sorry , but if you do n't tell luis how you really feel , then i will . sheridan : paloma , no . thank god you 're back . are you able to figure out a way to get them out ? sam : well , we 've got a winch on our emergency vehicle out front . hopefully , this line will be long enough so we 'll be able to pull them to the top . paloma : that sounds good . sam : you know what ? that 's all we got . luis , can you hear me ? luis : sam ! sam : listen , we 're dropping a line down to you . we will use it to hoist you up to the top . luis : ok , got it . will you be able to handle this ? fancy : i 've gotten this far , have n't i ? sounds like a piece of cake . luis : ok , sam , i need some more line . sam : can you get me more ? chris : not without risking too much pressure on the winch . sam : well , that 's a chance we 've got to take . luis : great . ok . all right . over here . all right . now , we need you to wrap your legs around me , ok ? fancy : ok . luis : ok . we ' re ready . sam : we 're on . chris : all right , guys . start her up , easy . [ scene_break ] miguel : are you going to tell me what you 've been doing in there ? because you told me you would be right out . kay : well , that was the plan , but it took fox a while to fall asleep . and i wanted to make sure that i was n't going to wake him up when i snuck back out . fox : oh , she 's lying to him . that 's a good sign . no , you 're not going to leave me anyway , are you , kay ? not when you think i 'm dying of a terminal illness . [ scene_break ] theresa : what are you talking about , julian ? what do you have to do with j.t . ? julian : ah , once again you underestimate me and my interests . theresa : you do n't know what i 've been doing . julian : please , theresa , do you take me for an utter fool ? of course i know what you 've been up to . i always do . theresa : spying on me ? julian : well , you 're not the most discreet person i know , but even if you were , i 'd still be privy to your always entertaining antics . theresa : damn you , julian . julian : did you learn nothing from our time together ? theresa : our time together was a total sham . we were never married , thank god . julian : thank god indeed . i have enough on my hands with two nut - case ex- wives , but that is entirely beside the point . i would have thought that you would have learned by now that we crane men have eyes and ears everywhere . you can keep no secrets from us . theresa : that was supposed to go to j.t . that 's my money , julian . you give me my money . julian : wrong , theresa . this is crane industries money . money that you stole from the corporate coffers to pay off this sleazeball . j.t . : hey . theresa : i have every right to that money . your father left me in charge of the empire until my son 's of legal age . julian : now , are n't you referring to our son ? theresa : yes , little ethan . julian : well , i 'm sorry , mommy dearest , but running the corporation does n't allow you to stick your little paws into the corporate cookie jar . others have tried and been punished rather severely . theresa : oh , i get it . you 're just so bitter that your father left me in charge of the entire crane empire instead of you . well , you know what ? that was n't my fault . and you have no reason to take your resentment out on me . now , as for the money , julian , i can do whatever the hell i want with it . julian : well obviously you have n't read the board of directors regulations . theresa : excuse me ? julian : well , you see , dear , crane industries is a publicly held company . that means that we have shareholders to whom we must answer , and i doubt that they 'd take kindly to the news of your embezzlement . theresa : i did n't embezzle anything , julian . julian : that 's because i prevented the illegal payment from being made . i stopped you from committing a punishable felony , but you know , you might even look cuter than martha stewart in a prison poncho . but really , dear , think of all the years you have already wasted behind bars . theresa : this is n't going to work , julian . you give me the money , and stay the hell out of my life . julian : oh , my dear theresa , you never say `` die , `` do you ? theresa : never . julian : ah ! j.t . 's voice : easy . theresa : let go ! give it to me ! julian : let go , you little munchkin . give me a hand , will you ? theresa : you touch me and i 'll bite your ear off . julian : ok ? let go ! julian : not so fast . i do n't think so , theresa . one more outburst like that , i will call the authorities . i wonder how many years grand larceny would warrant , on top of assault and battery . my god , you will not be as pretty as you are now , when they finally open up the prison gates and throw you back out into the harsh , cold world . theresa : let go of me ! julian : all right , but keep an eye on her . theresa : how dare you interfere with my life , julian ? theresa : and you , after everything that i did to get you your blood money , how could you just not tell ethan the truth ? j.t . : look , i told him before . he did n't believe me then . theresa : he would have believed you this time , ok ? he was already suspicious enough about gwen and rebecca . if he heard the truth , he would have believed it this time . i just want to be with the man that i love . julian : cry me a river . theresa : oh , julian , you know how i feel about ethan . you have always known . julian : oh , you did all this for love , did you ? theresa : yeah , i did . not that i would expect you to understand the meaning of that word . julian : yes , and that 's all it is , is an empty , meaningless word . it counts for nothing in the real world . theresa : i do n't believe that , and i never will . julian : that 's amazing , considering your track record with ethan . i mean , you 've been trying to woo him back to you all these years and failed miserably . why do you think that his hearing that gwen and rebecca stabbed him in the back would have a different outcome ? theresa : because he told me that it would , julian . he said if he knew beyond the shadow of a doubt that gwen sold him out , he would leave her and he would come back to me . i did n't betray him ; she did . julian : you see , you 're really not telling me anything i do n't already know . and i also have to add , i 'm not the monster you accuse me of being . theresa : you 're worse . julian : on the contrary , i 'm a very , very fair man who is willing to make a deal with you . i will let j.t . here tell ethan the truth . theresa : you will ? julian : but i might need something in exchange . theresa : anything . i will give you anything if it brings ethan back to me . [ scene_break ] miguel : this ca n't go on . kay : you said that you trusted me to deal with this in my own way , and in my own time . miguel : that was before i heard -- kay : it 's important that i do it right now . fox just found out he 's dying . he does n't have that long to live . miguel : i understand that , kay , but -- kay : well , it changes things , miguel . miguel : it changes some things , kay , but not the most important thing . you said you loved me , and you know how much i love you . kay : i know . and i do love you , and i still want to spend the rest of my life with you , but i ca n't -- i ca n't break fox 's heart right now . the man just found out he 's dying . and you said you would n't pressure me . miguel : you know what ? you 're right . and i 'm sorry , ok ? i 'm just a little freaked out right now . you 're supposed to be marrying fox in a few days , and he 's even asked me to be his best man . look , just tell me one thing . tell me you 're not considering going through with this . are you ? fox : my days are n't numbered , miguel . but yours are . [ scene_break ] sheridan : is the rope strong enough to hold both of them ? sam : it better be , it 's all we have . luis , can you hear me ? luis : yeah , so far so good . keep it going . it 's going a little slow . sam : tell them we need to go a little quicker . chris : hey , guys , can we go a little faster ? keep it as steady as you can , though . easy . sam : what 's going on ? chris : the winch is jammed . sheridan : oh , my god ! paloma : they 're falling ! sheridan : oh , my god , they 're falling . do something . sam : tell him to stop now ! chris : stop the winch ! fancy : oh , my god . sam : luis ? luis : yeah , we 're here , sam . we 're both alive . we stopped a few feet before hitting the ground . paloma : gracias a dios . sheridan : luis . luis : it 's ok , fancy . we 're ok . fancy : no . luis : hurry , sam ! sam : tell them to start again . tell them to go slower , keep the line steady . we do n't want to put too much pressure on the winch . chris : all right , guys , start her up , but nice and slow . sam : come on , just hang on , you hear me ? you hang on . chris : looks like it 's going to hold . chris ' voice : i just hope fancy did n't recognize me or spike when she fell . chris : fancy ? fancy , can you hear me ? chris ' voice : she never answered me . maybe she was too out of it to recognize my voice . luis : i can see the light . almost there . sam : there they are . help me get them out . i got you , i got you . fancy : ah ! sam : come back , come on back . luis : fancy , you ok ? sheridan : thank god you 're all right . thank god . [ scene_break ] miguel : come on , we are so close to having it all -- you and me and maria . i thought you agreed it was best to tell fox the truth . kay : but he 's dying . miguel : if you care for him as much as you say you do , does n't he deserve to know the truth ? what man wants his last days lived with a lie , kay ? fox : to each his own , pal . kay : i just do n't know if i can do it . please , just do n't put this on me right now . miguel : i 'm not putting anything on you , kay . if you love me the way you say you do -- kay : i do love you , i do . miguel : then why are you being so resistant , huh ? is it because of charity ? kay : where did that come from ? miguel : well , you brought her up earlier , kay , when you asked me if i 'd stay with you if charity would ever come back to harmony . kay : yeah , and you said that you loved me and that you would never leave me to go back to her again . miguel : well , maybe you did n't believe me and you needed to hear it again . kay : not unless you need to just keep convincing yourself . miguel : of course not , kay . i love you , and i was wrong to leave you and maria , and i would never make that mistake again . i want to be with you . charity is out of my life . you have to believe that . fox : well , we 'll just have to put that to the test , wo n't we ? [ scene_break ] theresa : what -- what do you want from me in order for j.t . to tell ethan the truth ? julian : i thought you would never ask . theresa : come on , just get it over with . this is my life we are talking about . julian : oh , please , it 's all of our lives , theresa . i hate to break this to you , but everything is n't always all about you . theresa : why do n't you tell me what you need , julian , to do the right thing , and i 'll get it for you . julian : i hope so . theresa : i would n't say it if i did n't mean it . julian : excellent . we are both on the same page . we each have something the other one wants . theresa : come on , enough with the games . spit it out . julian : all right . i will give j.t . all the money he needs to provide proof to ethan that his wife gwen is a treacherous bitch . all you have to do in exchange is to grant me ... full custody of my son . theresa : i did n't hear that . julian : why are you so shocked ? i 've been telling you for weeks i wanted custody of my son . theresa : partial custody , julian , and you are never going to get it . julian : it 's full custody now , because i warned you , if you fought me on partial custody , i would raise my demand to full custody . so , do n't act like i just poked you in the eye with a sharp stick . theresa : i will never give you any rights to little ethan . he 's been mine since birth and he 's going to stay mine . and only a cold - blooded monster would even suggest taking a child away from its mother . he is my child . julian : wrong ! he is our child . theresa : you have nothing to do with little ethan , julian ! julian : what do you mean i have nothing to do with him ? { j.t . : julian is n't little ethan 's father . ethan is little ethan 's father . now , let me up . i 'm not going to jail . theresa : ethan is little ethan 's father ? j.t . : yes , and i can prove it . } [ scene_break ] kay : maybe i 'm -- i 'm not quite ready to take that leap of faith in us . miguel : why not ? kay : because charity -- charity . as much as you say that you would never go back to her , i do n't know if i believe you . it hurt so much when you left me before to go to be with her . miguel : but i 've told you how much i love you . and charity is out of my life forever , kay . i mean that . { charity : oh , they 're beautiful . miguel : not as beautiful as you are . here , let me get you some . charity : oh , no , miguel , do n't waste your money . miguel : by making a girl like you happy ? woman : thank you . miguel : that 's the best way i can spend my money . charity : you know , my cousin kay said i would n't have a good time with you , but you 're wonderful . kay 's voice : it 's not fair . miguel is supposed to be with me , not my cousin . } fox : it 's fox . head of security , please . it 's time to beat miguel at his own game . [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , luis , thank god . i was so frightened . sheridan : and -- and for you , too , fancy . we were all so frightened . sam : how long is it going to take the paramedics to get here ? dispatcher : are their injuries life - threatening ? sam : no , no , no , nothing life - threatening , but they need to be seen , ok , in a hurry . luis : sam , i 'm fine ; i just got a few scrapes , that 's it . it 's fancy i 'm worried about , though , especially after that fall she took . the poor thing has been through hell and back . paloma : i 'm just so grateful it came out this way . luis , sheridan wanted to tell you something . sheridan : not now , paloma . luis : you -- this whole thing is your damn fault . you could have killed fancy . chris : you got it all wrong , man . luis : no , like hell i do . if you had n't lured fancy here in the first place . chris : i 've told you already , it was pure luck . luis : yeah , like hell it was . chris : you know what , like it or not , when you were talking to fancy in your little altered state , you kept on mumbling that she was calling out to you from somewhere cold and dark and that she was afraid she was going to die . paloma : yeah , i heard it , too , luis . chris : and i remember finding these caves when i brought james down to the park once . i was just as shocked as anybody when they found her . luis : you knew that i had all of harmony searching for fancy , and you knew that i was going out of my mind looking for her , so why the hell did n't you just tell me then what you were thinking ? chris : and since when do you care what i think ? and what if i was wrong ? this whole thing has been so far - fetched already . i was just as surprised as you to find out that fancy was actually here . sheridan : luis , i 'm sorry , but i believe him . do n't you , sam ? sam : i have no reason not to . of course we are going to launch a full investigation into all aspects of fancy 's disappearance . but until then , i have no reason to believe that chris was involved with the person who kidnapped her and held her hostage . luis : all right , you can believe whatever the hell you want , but i 'm going to find out the truth as soon as fancy is better . and i 'm putting you on notice right now . if i find out that you had anything to do with this , and i mean anything at all , you 're going to answer to me personally . you got that ? sheridan : luis , stop badgering chris . luis : i mean it , sheridan . if i find out that you are involved in any way -- sheridan : but he 's not , ok ? he already told you how he came to look for fancy here . luis : yeah . paloma : luis , we all heard you moaning in sheridan 's living room . it was as if you were speaking directly to fancy and she was trying to get you here to the cave . fancy : you -- you mean that was n't a dream ? you heard me , luis ? luis : yeah , you sounded far away and like you were hurt , but it was definitely your voice , and you were saying that i needed to find you before it was too late . fancy : and you did . luis : yeah . we were connecting somehow -- you from the shaft and me from some near - hallucinatory state from some sleeping pills . anyway , when i came to , everyone said that i 'd been talking to you . then there was dirt on my sleeve . paloma : do n't forget the blood on your wrist . luis : how could i ? fancy : it 's amazing that you could hear me from so far away . luis : yeah , it is . fancy : that 's never happened to me with anyone -- that kind of psychic connection . paloma : luis has had it before , many times , with sheridan . luis : well , looks like now i have it with you , too . fancy : and thank god , or i 'd still be down there . [ scene_break ] miguel : you have my word , kay . i want to be with you and only you . you and maria are my future , not charity . kay : yeah , well , that 's easy to say when she 's nowhere around . you went looking for her all over the world . what if you would have found her ? none of this would be happening . { miguel : do you want to go down to the beach ? charity : i 'd rather just sit here with you . miguel : ok . miguel : your hair looks like silk in the moonlight . charity : no one has ever said anything like that to me . miguel : i do n't think i 've ever said anything like that to anyone either . it 's just i do n't -- i do n't know . we just met and yet i feel like i 've been looking for you my whole life . charity : i feel the same way . i feel like i 've known you my whole life . what are you doing ? miguel : i see a very long love line here . charity : you are crazy . miguel : i 'm serious . look . charity : a fortuneteller once told me that i 'd be with the same man my entire life . kay 's voice : it ca n't be miguel . miguel is going to be with me his whole life . } miguel : what are you thinking about ? fox : thank you , thank you . i owe you . oh , i hope you like surprises , miguel , because i 've got a big one just for you . [ scene_break ] julian : what do you mean i have nothing to do with little ethan ? theresa : i mean you do n't deserve him , julian . julian : i suppose that 's a matter of opinion , and right now mine is the only one that matters . you 've heard my terms . you give me custody of our son , and i , in essence , give you ethan . go on , take the money . i 'm sure that j.t . will have no trouble doing your bidding once he gets his slippery mitts on all this cash . j.t . : he 's got that right . julian : go on , take it -- right now . theresa : absolutely not . i love my son with all of my heart . julian : our son . theresa : i 've done some really , really stupid things in my life , like letting you get me so drunk i thought that i was actually married to you . but along the way i did , actually , two -- two good things , and that was having little ethan and jane . and although i lost jane to ethan and gwen , i will be damned if i let you take my son from me and turn him into a corrupt crane . julian : well , you are raising him as a crane , you are raising him to one day take over the empire . theresa : without the crane family values . julian : oh , please . theresa : you know what , this conversation is over . i 'll get ethan back another way . julian : you think you 're through making idiotic decisions ? have you forgotten that ethan is representing me in my custody suit ? theresa : no . julian : well , surely you see the ramifications of this bad decision of yours . thanks to j.t . , your precious ethan thinks that gwen is a saint . you 've already lost him , and now , because of your choice , you will lose little ethan , as well -- because i will gain full custody -- in a court battle anyway . you -- you will lose everything . [ scene_break ] luis : she all right ? paramedic : yeah , her pulse is a little thready but she 's one lucky lady . sam : i 've already called dr. russell . she 's expecting you , so -- fancy : wait . you 're -- you 're coming with me , are n't you ? luis : um -- fancy : please , luis , i do n't want to be alone . luis : of course . luis : sheridan , paloma said you had something you wanted to tell me ? sheridan : no , no -- it 's nothing . go -- go with fancy . sam : chris , help me pack everything up , will you ? chris : sure . paloma : sheridan , why did n't you tell him ? sheridan : because i told you , it 's too late ; luis has moved on , and i just have to face it and accept my very good life with chris and james . when you think about it , i have so much to be thankful for . [ scene_break ] julian : yes , good riddance , mr. cornell . julian : theresa , you blew it . if you had taken my offer , you 'd only lose your son , but your way , you lose ethan and little ethan . theresa : not necessarily . julian : come now , do you really think that you 'll be able to keep full custody of our son if we go to court , ethan representing me ? no , no . we 'll fight you tooth and nail . we 'll win with your erstwhile former lover 's legal expertise . poor , poor theresa . she has yet to learn that you ca n't go up against a crane man and win . theresa : my god , what have i done ? [ scene_break ] kay : i do n't know . miguel : you do n't know what , kay ? just talk to me . please , tell me what has upset you so much . kay : how can you be so sure that you would never go back to charity ? miguel : because i am -- that 's how . i love you and i want to spend the rest of my life with you and maria . and even if i were to see charity again -- which is n't going to happen , kay , because nobody has any idea where she is , so i do n't even know why there 's a point in even talking about this , ok ? fox : great , i finally tracked you down . you 've got to come to harmony right away . it 's a matter of life and death . [ next_on ] fancy : have you decided you do n't want me to be with luis after all ? pilar : would you leave kay if charity came back to town ? whitney : can you really walk away never knowing what might have been ?
fancy and luis were rescued from the pit today after a brief hitch that sent them falling once again . once back up top , sheridan could n't restrain herself from letting luis know how glad she is that he 's ok , but when paloma tried to get her to tell luis how she feels , she would n't do it . he went to the hospital with fancy as sheridan chose to keep james instead of getting luis back . fancy was amazed that she had contacted him telepathically , but was a little perturbed that he 'd shared the same ability with sheridan . fox watched as miguel badgered kay about why it took her so long to get back to him , and became elated when he was informed charity has been found . a quick call let her know she 's needed back in harmony asap . kay became more concerned that if she chooses miguel , he 'll leave her if charity ever does come back , and seems to be having second thoughts about dumping fox for him .
theresa : look , dr. russell , she did this report on ethan 's condition , ok ? it says that he ca n't live without artificial means , that his brain damage looks to be permanent . so dr. russell asked gwen if ethan had a living will . gwen found it , and in it , ethan wrote that he does n't want to be kept alive by machines , so gwen is going to turn off his life - support system . she is going to kill him . [ scene_break ] gwen : oh , my god , ethan , it has really come to this , has n't it ? theresa poisoned you and she put us in this nightmare , and i hope she burns in hell for what she 's done . [ phone rings ] gwen : hello ? eve : hello , gwen ? hi , it 's eve . gwen : eve , has there been any change in ethan 's condition ? eve : no , no . i just wanted to know if you 'd located his living will . gwen : yeah , i did , and i 'll be back at the hospital soon . eve : i 'll be here . and , gwen , i 'm so sorry . i 've been through this with other couples and it 's really brutal . it takes a lot of courage . gwen : well , you know , i would n't have to do this if it were n't for theresa . she 's the one who deserves to die . eve : let 's just keep our attention on ethan , ok ? gwen : i know . i know . i 'll be -- i 'll be there shortly , ok ? julian : i tell you , he looks so strong . it 's -- it 's as if he would just wake up and start arguing with me if we 'd take that thing out of his mouth . eve : god , i wish that were true . julian : so you really think there 's no hope ? eve : well , i 've ordered another round of tests , but the prognosis is pretty grim , julian . it 's pretty grim . [ scene_break ] t.c . : hey . scotch on the rocks . make it a double . bartender : coming right up . liz : t.c . i did n't expect to see you come in here to the blue note . would you like to share a table ? t.c . : nope . i just want a drink . liz : what 's wrong , t.c . ? t.c . : well , i went by the hospital to speak to eve , and she was with julian . liz : well , what did you expect ? i told you she 'd break your heart . oh , t.c . , wake up . eve has moved on , and it 's long past time for you to move on . t.c . : liz , i do n't want to hear your poison about eve anymore . you got it ? liz : t.c . , i know what you need . you need a woman who will love you , a woman that you 'll never find in the arms of another man , and that 's me . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] [ esme squeals ] esme : oh , i never knew i could dance so well . noah : ah , you just never found the right partner . esme : oh , well -- [ wristwatch beeps ] noah : so that 's the end of an hour , esme . tell me when you want me to go off- duty , because i am on double time . esme : oh , well , what 's a little more of daddy 's money ? i may never want you to leave . noah : oh -- fancy : my glass is empty , and our waiter disappeared . noah : not a problem . i 'll get you some more champagne . esme : ooh , is n't he gorgeous ? fancy : yeah , if you like plastic boy toys . esme : what is wrong with you , fancy ? we have a killer hunk right in there , and you 're acting like he 's got rabies . fancy : what 's wrong with me ? it 's tacky to pay a guy to go out with you . you 're hot -- almost as hot as me . esme : oh , well , thank you very much . fancy : well , it 's true . you could have any man you want . esme : i know . i do , and i have , and he 's right in there , and his name is -- ooh , it is -- fancy : noah . esme : right . whatever . [ scene_break ] chris : are you ready to order dinner , sheridan ? sheridan ? sheridan : what ? i 'm -- i 'm sorry . chris : you 're worrying about james again , are n't you ? sheridan : i 'm sorry . chris : he 's back at the b & b and he 's safe with paloma and roberto . sheridan : i know , and i 'm acting silly , but i ca n't help it . i just have this crazy feeling that my half sister , beth , is going to swoop down and take james just like she took marty . i wish i could stop worrying , but i ca n't . i just ca n't . [ scene_break ] roberto : ok . well , i do n't know when sheridan will be back , but i got your name . will she know who you are , beth ? beth : oh , you bet . sheridan and i -- we -- we go way back . [ scene_break ] kay : ok , what do you mean , we wo n't be engaged ? what about that whole `` life together for a hundred years `` and all that ? fox : no , wait , wait . no , you misunderstood . i did n't -- in other words , it took your dad and my mom years to finally be together , right ? and all i 'm saying is you love me , i love you , and nothing 's standing in our way . kay 's voice : yes . nothing will stand in our way , now that your mother is off my back . [ scene_break ] gwen : is n't he handsome ? i always thought he looked like a greek god . he could pose for a statue . julian : i 'm so sorry , gwen . gwen : oh , god , `` sorry `` does n't really seem to cover this , does it ? eve , if your tests are right , i mean , that 's not even ethan anymore . eve : we 're still waiting for the results . do you have the living will ? gwen : i do . gwen : honey , do i really have to do this ? i do n't know if i can do this . [ scene_break ] theresa : now , look , dr. russell -- she took these new tests , and if the results are the same as the old test , gwen will carry out ethan 's wishes and she will turn his life - support system off ! ivy : why is gwen in this horrible position , theresa ? why ? because of you -- sam : maybe we should n't get into that right now , ok ? maybe we should go talk to gwen . ivy : yes , absolutely , because maybe gwen can give us the whole story . theresa : fine , ivy , fine . please , whatever you think of me , just in this moment , can you think of your son , please , your firstborn , and let 's go to the hospital right now , and you can stop gwen from killing ethan . let 's go . come on . [ scene_break ] esme : mmm . is that a specimen or what ? talk about the lucky gene club . thank god he 's got a mortgage to pay so he 'll keep taking my money . fancy : this is sick . you 're taking advantage of a poor schlub who has to help pay his father 's mortgage and has to find even more money to help pay his whacked - out sister 's therapy fees . esme : ok , hang on a minute there , miss thing . why do you know so much about this guy ? have you already had him ? oh , is that what this is about ? are you involved with him ? [ scene_break ] chris : let 's toast to the future . to my new life with james here in harmony , and to a long , full , healthy life free of fear . sheridan : i 'll drink to that . chris : what is it ? sheridan : it 's james . we have to call paloma and roberto to make sure he 's all right . chris : sheridan , he 's fine . sheridan : no , no , this horrible feeling just came over me and i ca n't ignore it . it 's happened before . something 's wrong , i can feel it . [ scene_break ] roberto : beth , can i have your phone number so i can have sheridan call you ? beth : oh , i 'm sorry , i 'm traveling , so i 'll have to call her back . where did she go tonight ? roberto : oh , she went to the seascape for a fancy dinner with her boyfriend . beth : her what ? roberto : her boyfriend , a very nice guy . oh , and also he has a very nice kid , too . sheridan loves him . beth : how nice for her . uh -- listen , roberto , i 've got to run , so you just tell sheridan that i 'll call her , ok ? roberto : will do . i wrote down the message . beth : bye , now . roberto : adios . paloma : who was that ? roberto : it was a friend of sheridan 's -- beth ? paloma : dios mio . beth ? [ scene_break ] beth : marty , are you doing ok ? mommy has to make some more calls . all right ? beth : my luis is barely cold in a grave , and you 've moved on to another man ? how dare you . well , the gloves are off , sheridan . i will destroy you . [ scene_break ] esme : out with it , fancy . i know you , and you are the worst liar in history . what do you know about this moses character ? fancy : it 's noah . remember ? the ark , all the animals ? esme : who can remember all these biblical names ? fancy : i do n't know him . i just heard him talking about his problems earlier on the phone . esme : well , fine . so he has bills to pay and i 'm helping him pay them . get over yourself , and get out from under that black cloud hovering above your head . fancy : why do you want to fool around with noah , anyway ? i thought you were still all hot and heavy with lord sarni in england . esme : it d - d - d - did n't work out . fancy : stop it . poor guy ca n't help it if he stutters . esme : whatever , i 've moved on . i deserve a treat , and he 's right in there , and his name is -- what is his name , methuselah ? fancy : noah . esme : oh . gotcha . noah : here we go , ladies . esme : thank you . noah : excuse me . esme : are n't you going to say `` thank you , `` fancy ? fancy : mm - hmm . ditto . noah : you 're welcome . [ music plays ] noah : would you care to dance again , esme ? esme : oh , no , you 've tired me out . but fancy will . wo n't you , fancy ? noah and fancy : no . esme : ok , what is with you two ? are you sure you do n't know each other ? fancy : no . noah : nope . but i 've seen her type before . esme : then what is the big deal about one little dance , fance ? fancy : it 's no big deal . why are you overreacting ? esme : well , i 'm paying by the hour , and if i 'm not going to use -- dance with him , then at least you should . unless you think that you 're not as good of a dancer as he ? fancy : oh , i dance way better than him . noah : prove it . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] kay : oh , hold on . oh . oh , that 's weird -- it 's a text message from my dad . fox : a text -- why did n't he just yell at you , you know ? they 're right inside the -- kay : oh , no , they 're not . fox : huh . kay : oh , their car 's gone . we did n't even hear them leave . fox : yeah , well , you know , we had better things to do . kay : let me see what it says . oh , no , they 're going to the hospital . fox : you 're kidding . ethan must 've taken a turn for the worse . kay : we should probably go . fox : yeah , ok . [ scene_break ] liz : t.c . , get eve out of your head . she 's gone . you need a real woman , a woman who thinks about you first , and that 's me . now , listen , i know that we had our differences -- t.c . : our differences ? liz : and maybe i went too far . but i did it for you , t.c . forgive me ? i am true blue . i will never go out looking for another man . t.c . : we need to get one thing straight , liz . there is no you or me , all right ? it 'll never work . maybe eve is out of my life , but i still love her . i will always love her . you know , i 'm going to get out of here . i need to go to a real bar where i can drink in peace . liz : no , t.c . , just -- liz : for goodness ' sake , michael , if somebody leaves a newspaper on the bar , do n't just leave it there . it looks sloppy ! michael : i 'm sorry , boss . liz : all my work , all my planning , for nothing . eve still has it all . t.c . loves her , julian loves her . even whitney and simone ca n't stay away from her . well , i 'm not through with you yet , sister . i 'm going to ruin your life if it 's the last thing i do . [ scene_break ] julian : i tell you , there was so much i needed to -- to talk to ethan about -- the way i treated him when i found out he was n't my biological son , how i turned my back on him . eve : he forgave you . he had a chance to see you become a wonderful human being over the past few years . julian : i pray with everything i have in my soul that you 're wrong about him . i want a chance to make up for my selfish behavior . i need the chance . sam : theresa , whoa -- theresa : get away from him , gwen ! sam : whoa ! theresa : i wo n't let you kill him ! i wo n't ! theresa : gwen , please , please do n't do this . please do n't kill ethan ! gwen : theresa , you need to shut up and get out of here . you have no right to be here . sam , please get rid of her . ivy : ok , stop it , both of you ! please , eve , this is our son . could you explain what is going on ? is theresa right ? is gwen going to take him off life- support ? eve : theresa is overreacting . gwen : what a surprise . theresa : i am trying to save ethan 's life ! gwen : you are the one who killed him . eve : that is enough . please , this is not about you , it 's about ethan . now , what if i 'm wrong and he can hear every word that you 're saying ? you think he 'd be proud of either one of you ? gwen : no . sam : you calm ? theresa : yes . eve : i 'm sure that you 've heard most of the story . we ran tests on ethan , there was no brain activity , so i asked gwen to find ethan 's living will . she did , and now i 'm running some more tests to confirm my earlier diagnosis . we do n't even know if the living will has come into play yet , so there 's no reason for anyone to get excited . ivy : gwen , if the -- if the test results come back and they 're bad , are you -- are you going to do it ? are you going to take ethan off life - support ? gwen : ivy , it 's complicated . ivy : you could do it ? julian : i think i 'm -- i 'm intruding . you all -- you all know you have my best wishes . ivy : julian , this must be killing you . you know , for so many years , he was our little boy . julian : theresa , why do n't you come with me . you do n't belong here . theresa : no . my place is by ethan 's side , julian . gwen : the hell it is . ivy : gwen , please . sam : theresa , you can stay in the room as long as you stay calm , all right ? so that 's it , gwen ? if the test results are bad , you 're going to pull the plug on my son ? gwen : i 'm sorry , sam , but it 's ethan 's wishes , not mine . theresa : no . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] noah : are you satisfied with my dancing , ma'am ? i want to make sure all my clients are satisfied . fancy : knock it off , you jerk face . noah : aw . `` jerk face `` -- there 's a nasty expression . you know , i have to make sure all of my clients are happy . and what she wants is for you to have a good time . fancy : leave me out of this . she 's the one paying the gigolo , not me . noah : `` escort `` is a much nicer word . fancy : hmm , i could think of a few others . go give her a good time . noah : trust me , i will -- later . you can count on it . fancy : you 're disgusting . do you know that ? noah : esme does n't think so . hmm . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i ca n't ignore feeling like this . i 've got to call and make sure that james is all right . chris : i 'm sure he 's fine , but if it 'll make you feel better -- sheridan : thank you . waiter : miss crane , there 's an urgent phone call for you . sheridan : what did i tell you ? where 's the phone ? waiter : right this way . sheridan : paloma ? is james ok ? beth : sher - sher , is that you ? how 's the date going ? sheridan : beth ! beth : ta - da ! you miss me any ? i just wanted to call you on your date and ask you a quick question . how could you replace luis and marty so fast and just move on with your life ? what kind of a whore are you ? [ scene_break ] liz : julian , what are you doing here ? i thought you 'd be off sucking face with your precious eve . julian : she happens to be at the hospital with ethan . liz : oh . that 's right . i 'm sorry . what a tragedy . julian : yes , it is . even though he was n't really my son , i raised him , and -- no , not really . i barely paid attention to him all those years . but he was still my son . liz : i never had a child to care for . julian : neither did i . is that it , liz ? liz : what ? julian : you know , i 've heard so much garbage come out of your mouth , i never know what to believe , but is -- is that the real reason that you -- you hate eve ? because she had children and you did n't ? liz ? liz : you do n't know anything . [ scene_break ] paloma : would you turn up the volume ? roberto : sure . paloma : what ? what 's so funny ? roberto : you have n't been in the states too long , have you ? well , kids play a game called `` spin the bottle . `` paloma : i know all about `` spin the bottle . `` roberto : well , look , the bottle is pointing right at you . paloma : so ? roberto : so , that means that you owe me a kiss . paloma : a kiss ? they told me about boys like you back in school . what would sister emilia say ? roberto : well , she would say that it 's time for you to pay your debt . [ scene_break ] ivy : oh , god . oh , god , my ethan . theresa : just burn that thing , please ! gwen : theresa , this is what ethan wanted , ok ? ivy : gwen , my son ca n't -- ca n't die , because he 's my baby . he 's my -- he 's my son . theresa : ivy , please , please listen to me . do n't let her kill him . she does n't have to kill him . gwen , please do n't do this ! give him a chance to live , please ! fox : what happened ? what happened ? theresa : fox , i need you to help me here ! stop her ! stop gwen ! i mean , ethan -- he signed this living will , and now she 's ready to turn his life - support system off . kay : what ? gwen : ok , what -- what you need to do right now is shut up . because you do n't have any idea of what you 're talking about . we are still waiting for test results to get back to see if ethan has brain activity left . i do n't have to do anything . theresa : look , gwen , do n't tell me to shut up ! you 've already decided what you 're going to do ! you 're going to take him off life - support if those results come back and they 're not positive ! gwen : you shut up ! this is not my decision , theresa , this is ethan 's decision ! do you see this ? this is not a stupid living will , this is a living will ! if need be , he wants to die with dignity ! how dare you ! kay : ivy , i am so sorry . fox : what a position to be in , huh ? kay : yeah . gwen : ivy , if it comes down to this , you need to know that i do n't want to do this . i do n't want to do this . but this is n't my decision . as ethan 's wife , i have to do what he wanted . ivy : i know . and -- gwen : i did n't do this , theresa did this . all of her talk about love -- what happened ? my husband is lying close to death in a hospital bed . so please look out for fox and please make sure he does n't get involved with the wrong woman because it could be lethal . [ scene_break ] chris : is that beth ? keep her going as long as possible . maybe the f.b.i . can trace her call . sheridan : where is marty ? beth : marty ? why would you care ? i heard that you replaced him with another little boy . that is so sweet . wow , a new boyfriend , a new son . your life 's pretty peachy , is n't it ? sheridan : you know that 's not true . damn you , beth . bring my son back . beth : your son ? ahem -- he 's my son , sheridan . he calls me mommy . he would not remember you from a hole in the wall . sheridan : it 's not true . it ca n't be . i want my boy . beth : you do n't deserve your boy . ok , you killed luis . you killed his father . this is all your fault . you -- you sent him to look for marty knowing that -- that alistair would never allow it . you sentenced him to his death , sheridan . he 's dead because of you . [ scene_break ] julian : what did i say ? liz : go away , julian . julian : does this have something to do with the way your father abused you ? ca n't you have children ? liz : yes , daddy hurt me . and i had to have an operation . i thought that i could have children . but -- julian : what happened ? liz : what happened ? i met you , julian . it 's your fault that i could never have children ! [ scene_break ] roberto : should we spin the bottle again ? paloma : you already won the first prize . roberto : ay , paloma , i 'm so happy that you invited me to babysit . i 'm going to help you , because it 's like practicing for when i have my own son . paloma : that 's what you want ? a family ? roberto : sure . one day i would like to have a wife , a son , a beautiful house , a yard , maybe a daughter , vacations at the beach . paloma : well , that 's not my dream . i want to finish my education and find a good career . years and years from now , when i 'm rich and successful , maybe , just maybe i 'll get married . roberto : yeah , sure . you and the rest of what they call liberated women . paloma : what 's wrong with that ? roberto : nothing . it 's just that going out there and work yourself to death ? no , i like an old - fashioned girl , a wife who wants to stay home with her kids . paloma : oh , a mamacita sweating behind the stove , stirring the rice and the frijoles ? roberto : it does n't have to be like that . paloma : uh - huh , yeah . so if i want a career , i 'm not good enough for you ? roberto : i did n't say that . paloma : you did n't have to . i 'm good enough to play `` spin the bottle `` with , but i 'm not good enough to marry ? roberto : what ? paloma : who do you think you are , telling me i 'm not good enough for you ? quien crees que eres tu ? roberto : wait , i did n't say that . you said that ! paloma ! paloma lopez- fitzgerald ! [ scene_break ] eve : look , there 's no sense in putting yourself through all this emotional turmoil until we get the test results back and we know what 's what . gwen : you both know how much i love ethan . and if i have to do this , you need to know that it 's going to kill me , but i do n't have a choice . these are ethan 's wishes , and as his wife , i need to do what he wanted . sam : yeah , what a sad choice you have to make . gwen : sam , it 's not my choice . it 's ethan 's choice . please do n't hate me if i have to do this . ivy : no , no . never . i 'd never hate you . gwen : oh , you get away from my husband . get out of here . get out of here , theresa ! theresa : no ! i love him and i want him to live ! gwen : and what ? you think i want him to die ? are you crazy ? sam : all right , all right , all right -- gwen : no , no , no -- sam : gwen , calm down . gwen : enough is enough . you are out of here . once and for all , you 're getting thrown out . theresa : oh , try it , gwen . gwen : security , please . i need someone in i.c.u . immediately . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] noah : you really are beautiful , the most gorgeous creature i 've ever seen . fancy : that 's what i thought about you . fancy : noah , i -- noah : did you enjoy the dancing , ma'am ? i try to give good service to all my clients . you know , my business is all word of mouth . fancy : your business ? damn you , noah bennett . esme : fancy , where are you going ? i mean , i saw you out there . you were having a good time . get back out there . fancy : i think not , though he was an adequate dancer . esme : oh , adequate ? oh , no . look , it is prescott allen . we should go say hi . fancy : oh , i ca n't bear him . he ca n't keep his hands to himself . esme : hmm , never could . well , i 'll say hi for you . noah : you playing hot - and - cold again ? fancy : do n't talk to me like that . you 're the damn gigolo . noah : hey , look , i 'm broke , all right ? and why do you care how i make my money ? fancy : you 're right , i do n't . noah : good . then stop treating me like dirt for doing my job . fancy : sure . go ahead , take esme 's money , and kiss her -- noah : oh , i will , trust me . but later . unless you do n't want me to . [ scene_break ] sheridan : how dare you say luis ' death is my fault . you kidnapped our son . he would be alive and well right now if it were n't for you . beth : you go to hell , sheridan . it 's time to hang up now . sheridan : no ! i mean , no . talk to me . you have no idea what this is doing to me . i love marty more than anything in the world . i ca n't bear to not be a part of his life . beth : you made your choice . sheridan : no , you made it for me . please bring marty back . no questions asked -- no police , no jail . just bring marty home . i 'll give you anything you want . anything . beth : do you think i 'm an idiot ? you would have me arrested in two seconds flat . besides , i have everything that i want . daddy has been most generous . he -- he 's given me the world . and marty . sheridan : let me see my son . i love him . he 's all i have now . chris : just a couple more minutes and the f.b.i . will know her location . sheridan : please let me see my son . [ scene_break ] paloma : i 'm sorry i lost my temper . it 's just i want to make sure i always stay strong and independent . roberto : i understand . that 's good . paloma : well , next time you spin that bottle , make sure it points at me . roberto : well , you are the only woman in the room . paloma : mm - hmm . and i 'm the only woman in your life . [ scene_break ] julian : what are you talking about ? what do you mean that you ca n't have children because of me ? liz : it 's because of the night we spent together , julian -- all those years ago , the night you claim not to remember . julian : well , i do n't . liz : i do . i remember how you hurt me , damaged me . i had to have another operation , julian . and because of it , i could never think about having children . [ scene_break ] fancy : i do n't care what you do or who you 're with , especially esme . noah : so nothing i do affects you ? fancy : not even a little . not even enough to spill a drink over . noah : fine . fancy : hmm . noah : we 'll see about that . excuse me , sir . i 'm going to borrow her for a second . esme : oh . ooh . sheridan : please bring marty back . beth : you 're so tedious when you beg , sheridan . and daddy does n't like cranes to beg . besides , what 's all this drama over marty , anyway ? you do n't -- you do n't need him anymore . you 've already replaced him with -- with another boy . you 've replaced luis with another man . sheridan : that 's not true . beth : ok , who 's the man that you 're with right now , sheridan ? marty , say `` night - night . `` marty : night - night . sheridan : he 's right there ? beth : of course . he 's so adorable , even though he 's -- he 's wearing a black armband because , you know , he 's in mourning over his father , someone you 've forgotten . sheridan : no . no , i have n't . marty , mommy loves you ! beth : it 's time to hang up now , sheridan . you will never see marty ever again . sheridan : no , beth ! no , no ! chris : damn . the f.b.i . almost had that call traced . sheridan : she hung up on me . she said i 'd never see marty again . chris : sheridan -- [ scene_break ] gwen : you 're going to be on the street if i have to kick you there myself . theresa : i 'm not going anywhere . guard : who called us ? gwen : i did . this woman is causing a scene in my husband 's room . please get rid of her . guard : ma'am , you have to come with us . theresa : no , no , i do n't . i do n't . ivy : just take her out of here , because she has no right to be here . theresa : no , please . guard : grab her . theresa : stop it ! guard : do n't make a fuss . theresa : no . fox ? please , kay . help me , please . please , i need to be here for ethan ! please say something ! sam : sorry , theresa , i ca n't do anything . theresa : no , dr. russell , please ! guard : calm down , ma'am . theresa : no , let me go ! eve : this is gwen 's husband . i ca n't interfere . theresa : no , do n't kill him ! please , i love him ! do n't kill him , please ! do n't kill him ! do n't ! [ next_on ] sheridan : luis , you ca n't . you 're dead . luis : i 'm here . theresa : i need you to stop gwen , alistair . alistair : yes , would you transfer me to -- theresa : i.c.u . esme : good night , fancy . fancy : you two have fun -- if this is what you call fun .
beth is back ! well , she was back today anyway . she called and left a message for sheridan with roberto and the b & b , but when he told her she was on a date with another guy and he has a son , she hit the roof . she called the seascape and got sheridan on the line , then berated her for moving on from luis and marty so quickly , picking up a new man and a new little boy way too quickly . sheridan was upset , of course , since the truth hurts . chris supposedly had the fbi try to trace the call , but it did n't last long enough , according to him . fancy and noah dance , and she is very affected by it , but he goes back to his `` official `` face , angering her more , and she storms out of the restaurant . roberto and paloma play spin the bottle , but once he lets her know a woman belongs pregnant and in the kitchen in his book , she storms out after telling him she is getting a career first , then later maybe she 'll marry . by the end , however , they apologized to each other and moved on .
pilar : good morning , mijo . miguel : morning , mama . pilar : i got your message about coming over , so i made your favorite breakfast -- huevos con queso y espinaca . sit down . miguel : looks great , mama , thanks . pilar : oh , that does n't sound too good . what 's wrong ? miguel : i just have a problem , mama . pilar : is it kay ? miguel : yeah , it 's kay . you know , but the good news is she still loves me , and she wants to marry me , not fox . pilar : oh , my god . that 's great news , mijo . congratulations . so what could be so bad after that ? miguel : well , what could be bad is fox is seriously ill . he only has a few months to live . pilar : what ? what do you mean he 's ill ? when did this happen ? what does he have ? miguel : we do n't know . he has n't told kay -- he has n't told anyone , as far as i know . we just overheard him on the phone with his doctor . pilar : my god , that is terrible . miguel : and kay wo n't tell fox anything about us because he 's so sick . pilar : well , she has to . she ca n't marry fox if she 's in love with you . miguel : i know , mama , and she knows it too , but fox is n't saying anything . he 's just pretending he 's ok . pilar : dear god , that is terrible and serious . do you know if fox and kay have had their pre - marital interviews with father lonigan yet ? miguel : i do n't think so . pilar : well , you know what the church teaches us . i mean , there can be no secrets between a man and a woman if they 're going to get married . fox ca n't keep this from her . miguel : well , i 'm sure fox crane thinks he 's doing the right thing , mama . but if kay does n't tell fox about us , he 'll just expect her to go through with the wedding , and i ca n't let that happen . i wo n't . [ scene_break ] fox : yes , doctor , i 'll be by later to pick up my prescriptions . but i ca n't stay long , i do n't want kay to get suspicious . yes , i know that you want me to tell kay about my illness , but i ca n't do that to her . how is she gon na enjoy her wedding day if she -- if she knows that i 'm dying ? kay : oh , fox . you 're being so brave . fox : yes , that 's right , kay . i 'm very brave . you 'd never break my heart if you knew that i was dying . you will never take her away from me , miguel . never . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] chad : chad harris . hey . no , i 'm at the book cafe . i 'm meeting jared to go over something for work . sure , i can meet you later . i know , valerie , we have a lot to talk about . i 'll see you then . jared . jared : chad . are you crazy , man ? meeting valerie ? are you trying to screw up your relationship with whitney ? [ scene_break ] whitney : miles sure does love it here at crane daycare . theresa : good . so do jane and little ethan . thank god i still have him . whitney : of course you still have him . why would n't you have your son ? theresa : he 's never had his father . i was so sure that i would finally have that life with ethan that i 've always wanted , and then everything kind of fell apart . and now , i 'll never have ethan . whitney : honey -- [ scene_break ] { [ laughter ] } paloma : hey , what are you doing ? luis : hey , good morning , sis . paloma : good morning . what are you thinking about ? luis : nothing . paloma : come on , that smile is n't for nothing . luis : [ laughs ] ah , ok , you really want to know what i was thinking about ? paloma : mm - hmm . luis : fancy , ok ? i was thinking about fancy . paloma : really ? luis : yeah . paloma : does this mean you might finally be getting over losing sheridan ? luis : i might , but it means that i 've realized how important fancy is to me , and maybe we actually do have a future together . [ scene_break ] [ knock at door ] sheridan : fancy , good morning . fancy : aunt sheridan , hi . sheridan : how are you ? do n't you look chipper for someone who 's been through such a terrible ordeal . fancy : i feel great . sheridan : well , you look pretty beat up . i brought you some makeup and a fresh change of clothes . fancy : oh , thanks . i 'm sure i need it , but i feel terrific . luis took such good care of me when we were down in that mine shaft . he was so sweet and so protective , and he was so worried about me . of course i do n't remember everything , but i know he was wonderful . the way he held me so close and so lovingly -- sheridan : all right , enough . i ca n't take anymore . fancy : what 's wrong ? sheridan : i just do n't want to hear about luis . fancy : aunt sheridan , have you changed your mind ? have you decided you do n't want me to be with luis after all ? [ scene_break ] whitney : theresa , just tell me what happened . theresa : ok , j.t . cornell said that he would tell ethan the truth about what gwen and rebecca did , how they betrayed him , but that i had to pay him a huge amount of money , of course . whitney : well , and you agreed to pay him ? theresa : of course i did . you know how i feel about ethan and i had to try one last time to get him back . whitney : of course you did , i mean , you already told me this . what actually happened ? theresa : ok , well , apparently j.t . struck a deal with gwen . he said he would cover for her if she paid him a huge amount of money and i did n't realize what j.t . was up to until i went to go meet him , and then gwen showed up with the bag full of money . whitney : oh , my god , he is such a sleazebag . theresa : yeah , he 's lower than low . so , gwen and i handed over our bags of money , j.t . counted it , turned out gwen was $ 100 short , so , yay , i thought i won . whitney : but you did n't win . theresa : no , of course i did n't , because of julian . because julian forced j.t . to lie and he said that the money i gave j.t . was actually not my money , that it was actually the shareholders ' money . but then julian said that i could actually use the money to pay off j.t . so that he would tell ethan the truth , for a price . the price was just -- it was just too high . whitney : ok , well what was it , and what did julian want ? i do n't get it . theresa : he wants full custody of little ethan . whitney : well , that 's just out of the question . i mean , you have to tell julian that he 's not little ethan 's father . theresa : no , no , i ca n't do that , whitney . if i did , then ethan would know the truth , that little ethan is his son , and he and gwen would take little ethan away from me , the same way the took jane . whitney : all right , we 've already been over this . ethan would never take little ethan away from you . theresa : yeah , but gwen would do everything she can to make sure that that did happen . whitney : ok , we ca n't let julian do this . you need to go to ethan and you need to tell him -- just tell him the truth , ok ? you know , make some kind of deal with him to share custody , but you can not let julian win , no matter what . theresa : i do n't know , whitney , i do n't know . i 'm afraid . i ca n't sleep . whitney : yeah , well , you know what ? you 're not the only one . theresa : what do you mean ? what 's wrong with you ? whitney : um , i do n't know . i 'm having a hard time sleeping myself , ever since rebecca told me what she did . theresa : what did that little bitch have to say , whitney ? whitney : well , remember that night at that sleazy hotel ? theresa : mm - hmm . whitney : she said that she saw chad in one of the rooms , and she said he was naked . i think chad 's having an affair . [ scene_break ] jared : well , chad , i know it 's none of my business , but i just hate to see you screw up what could be a great life . chad : you 're right . it 's none of your business . jared : ok . i just wish you 'd tell me why you would take such a big risk . i mean , you could lose whitney forever . chad : look , man , i know it 's crazy , ok ? jared : yeah , it 's crazy . i mean , how long do you think this could last ? how long do you think you can have both whitney and valerie ? chad : look , you do n't understand . jared : i do , man . i do understand . you thought whitney was gone . she was becoming a nun . and valerie is a beautiful , warm body that gave you comfort , but things have changed . and now you 're really not being fair to either one of these women . chad : look , i know . i know three people ca n't be in a relationship . but i am not neglecting whitney . i come home to her every night , man , we have great sex . i love her , jared . i 'm gon na marry her . jared : yeah , if you do n't get caught . you almost got caught in that motel once . it should have ended with valerie right there . chad : jared , i got it handled , ok ? i 'm gon na take care of it . jared : just as long as you know that if whitney finds out that you 've been with valerie , it 's over , man . she will end it . like you said -- three people ca n't be in a relationship . [ scene_break ] fox : doctor , i promise that i 'll tell kay about my condition eventually , but not yet . i wo n't ruin her special day . i love that girl with all my heart , even if it is defective . kay : oh , my god , it 's his heart . [ sighs ] ok , i ca n't let him go through this alone . fox : i 'll talk to you later . hey . kay : hey , who were you talking to ? fox : uh , just the crane office , just letting them know i 'm gon na be coming in late today . hey , come here . god , it 's a beautiful day , is n't it ? of course it 's always a beautiful day when i 'm holding you in my arms . and precious -- you have no idea how precious . kay : fox , you know that you can tell me anything , do n't you ? fox : sure i do . kay : well , is there anything you want to tell me ? anything at all ? fox : [ exhales ] yes , kay , there is something i want to tell you , and i need to tell you right now . [ scene_break ] pilar : i am so happy that you are going to be with kay and maria finally . how did you convince her ? miguel : well , i just found out that she has loved me all this time . she was just afraid to commit to me because of charity . pilar : charity ? she has n't been a part of your life for a long time now . miguel : i know . but she just thought i would leave her if charity ever came back to town . pilar : is she right to be afraid ? would you leave her if charity came back to town ? { miguel : mm . charity : i love you so much , miguel . miguel : i love you . do n't ever leave me . charity : i wo n't . i could never leave you . you 're the love of my life . miguel : i love you so much . i could never love anyone as much as you . } miguel : charity -- pilar : miguel , hijo , esto importante . tell me , would you leave kay if charity came back to town ? would you want to still be with her ? [ scene_break ] fancy : look , i know what an amazing love affair you had with luis . it 's never out of my mind because i know that only tragic circumstances kept you apart . sheridan : yes . there are too many tragedies for us to overcome . fancy : so when you told me you were gon na step back and let me find out if luis and i had a chance , did you mean it ? you love chris now , do n't you ? sheridan : yes . chris is a wonderful man . look , it 's just painful for me to see luis bonding with someone else . fancy : i understand , but luis is beginning to have feelings for me now . and i think we could be very happy together . you ca n't have chris and luis . sheridan : i know that . i 've let luis go . fancy : have you ? i hope so . because if you still have illusions of being with luis again , i 'm afraid you 're gon na be disappointed . learn to be happy with chris , aunt sheridan , because i think luis and i could be very happy together for a long , long time . [ scene_break ] paloma : luis , are you sure about this ? luis : mm , i 'm not sure about anything . all i know is that thinking of fancy makes me smile . see ? paloma : so you finally feel like you can move on from sheridan ? luis : well , i do n't have a choice , do i ? sheridan has moved on from me . { sheridan : but now that i see the two of them together , i realize what i 've lost . i realize how much i still love luis . my god , what have i done ? i mean , luis is the great love of my life . } paloma : well , i just want you to be sure of what you are doing . luis : well , sheridan has made it very clear that she is not going to leave chris and therefore , there is no chance of us having a future together -- no chance at all . [ scene_break ] theresa : so , did you confront chad ? did you ask him if he was having an affair ? whitney : no . no , no , i ca n't do that . i mean , i want to , i really do , but i 'm scared . you know , i 'm scared of what he 's going to tell me . theresa : first of all , do n't believe a word that rebecca has to say , ok ? she hates me , you 're my best friend -- she would say anything and do anything in order to hurt you . whitney : ok , but you do remember i was suspicious that chad was having an affair before rebecca even said anything to me ? theresa : i know , i remember . you said that he was making these phone calls , you know , and he was disappearing for hours at a time . but you also said that chad proved to you that he was being faithful to you , right ? that it was just in your head ? honey , why are you still worried ? whitney : maybe you are right . i mean , rebecca , she 's just a witch , you know , trying to cause trouble , right ? theresa : mm - hmm , yeah , she is . you got your prince charming , honey . you hold on tight . whitney : you 're right . and what about you ? you know , you finally decided that you 're not gon na be able to be with ethan . what about you and jared ? theresa : it 's a little late for that , you know . when i decided to try to get ethan back one last time , i had to let jared go , so he does n't want to see me again . i do n't blame him . [ scene_break ] chad : jared , look , i appreciate what you are trying to do here . but like i said before , i 've got it handled . so why do n't you tell me what 's going on with you and theresa . jared : absolutely nothing . um , she told me last night she wants to give ethan another shot . chad : you 're kidding me . jared : no , not kidding . for all i know , they 're together right now . so , i 'm out of here , man . chad : what do you mean ? jared : i called a headhunter to find me another job in another city . i 'm leaving harmony . [ scene_break ] pilar : answer me , mijo . what would you do if charity came back ? miguel : it would n't change the way i feel about kay , mama . i love kay , and i want to be with her no matter what . pilar : good , i 'm glad to hear that . miguel : i just wish kay would tell fox the truth about us . it 's driving me crazy thinking about them being together and the wedding is so soon . pilar : well , i am sure that kay will tell fox when she feels the time is right . just give her time . mijo , just think how devastating this is going to be for fox . miguel : i 'm sure it will be . listen , i 'm going to head back now , ok ? maybe by now kay has had a chance to tell fox . pilar : ok . miguel : you know , things would be so much easier if fox was n't so selfless . it would just be better if we were all honest . pilar : well , you let me know what happens , ok ? i 'm right here if you need me . miguel : i know . thank you . i love you . pilar : i love you , too . pilar : ay , dios , mio . [ scene_break ] kay : what is it ? what do you want to tell me ? fox : i wanted to surprise you , so i waited until now . i have planned the most spectacular bridal shower that harmony has ever seen for you . kay : bridal shower ? that 's what you wanted to tell me , you planned a bridal shower ? fox : yeah . i was thinking of ways to make our wedding even more special . i love you so much . i want every moment leading up to our wedding to be memorable . every second is so precious . kay : you are so sweet . fox : you mean everything to me . you make me want to live forever just so i can love you and take care of you . i can not wait to be married to you . [ scene_break ] fancy : thanks again for bringing my things , aunt sheridan . sheridan : you 're welcome . fancy : um , is there something else you want to say to me ? sheridan : what do you mean ? fancy : i mean , why are you really here ? sheridan : because you 're my niece and i care about you . fancy : i care about you , too , but i get the feeling you 're not saying what you 're thinking . are you sure you 're not here to tell me you want luis back ? sheridan : of course not . i 'm just worried about you . i 'll admit it 's painful , but i 'm just gon na have to get used to seeing you and luis together . fancy : could you do that ? because i think about when luis and i were in europe together , when he almost got your son , marty , away from beth . if he had brought home your son instead of having to tell you that he died a tragic death in some terrible train wreck , you would have divorced chris , would n't you ? you and luis would be together now . sheridan : but he did n't bring our son home , now , did he ? chris and james are my family now . and i just worry that i will lose james the same way that i lost marty . and if that happens , i do n't think i could ever go on . fancy : then , please , let luis go . let him be free to fall in love again , free to be with me . i do n't know what 's going on in your mind , but , please , let me have my chance with luis . [ scene_break ] luis : yeah , i want the biggest bouquet of flowers that you can put together . uh , yeah , i do n't know what kind of flowers . something cheerful , ok ? it 's for someone in the hospital . no , i 'll deliver it myself . all right , i 'll see you soon . ok , i 'm off to the hospital . tell mama i said goodbye . paloma : luis -- luis : what ? paloma : i -- i was just wondering about something . luis : what 's that ? paloma : if you had to choose between fancy and sheridan , which one would you choose ? luis : paloma , it 's not even an option . paloma : but what if you knew that sheridan was available again ? would you choose her or fancy ? luis : why are you asking me this ? paloma : no reason . luis : i do n't believe you . you know something i do n't know ? [ scene_break ] chad : theresa , hey . i got the contracts on the far - east container acquisition . legal said everything checked out , so we 're good to go . theresa : great , thank you , chad . chad : so , how you doin ' today ? everything ok ? theresa : did you talk to jared ? chad : we had coffee to go over the contract . theresa : what did he say ? chad : he said things did n't work out between the two of you . i 'm sorry to hear that . theresa : did he tell you why ? chad : he just said that you thought you had a chance to be with ethan . so how did that go ? theresa : not good . it 's never gon na work . chad : oh , well , then are you gon na try to patch things up with jared ? theresa : how can i , chad ? i mean , i -- i really hurt him . i told him that i wanted to be with ethan and not him . chad : you said that ? ouch . theresa : yeah . he 's not gon na forgive me , and i do n't blame him . but you know what ? i set a new record . in less than 24 hours , i lost two great men . so , what the hell have i done with my life ? [ scene_break ] jared : whitney , hey . whitney : hey . i was just in chad 's office looking for him , but he was n't there . have you seen him ? jared : he was just meeting with theresa , last i heard . whitney : oh , thanks . so , have you talked to theresa , by chance ? jared : no , why ? whitney : oh , i do n't know . i was just wondering if you had heard what happened last night between her and ethan . but i guess if you have n't talked to her , you would n't know , right ? jared : no , no , i have n't talked to her . whitney : well , just so you know , things did not work out between the two of them . and i was just wondering , you know , as her best friend and everything , if you would just consider giving her a second chance . look , i know she hurt you , and she feels horrible about that , but do you think you could find it in your heart to forgive her ? [ scene_break ] luis : paloma , what 's with all the questions about sheridan , huh ? is there something you want to tell me ? paloma : no , nothing . i just worry that you 're not free to be with fancy . it would break her heart if she fell in love with you and then realized that you could n't commit to her because you were n't over sheridan . luis : well , you can relax . it 's not gon na happen . paloma : are you serious about fancy ? luis : look , right now all i can tell you is that i felt so close to fancy when i was down in that mine shaft . all i wanted to do was save her and protect her and -- it 's like nothing else mattered . she stirred something inside me that i have n't felt in a long while . i 'm ready to be with fancy if she wants to be with me . paloma : oh , luis , ok . luis : ok ? paloma : ok , i 'm happy if you 're happy . luis : hey , do n't you worry about me . i am happy , ok ? see you later . paloma : ok . paloma : ay , luis , i just hope sheridan keeps her feelings for you a secret . if not , life is going to be hell for the three of you . [ scene_break ] fancy : can you do it , aunt sheridan ? can you finally , truly let luis go ? sheridan : i let him go when i married chris . fancy : then if you 're over luis , why are we always talking about him ? sheridan : i do n't know . it 's hearing you talk about him in such a loving way . it affects me because of the great love that luis and i share . fancy : um , share ? as in present tense ? sheridan : no , i mean shared . of course i meant shared . fancy : did you ? because i want this settled once and for all . i need to know now , aunt sheridan . have you given up on luis ? [ scene_break ] paloma : buenos dias , ma . pilar : ay , buenos dias , mija . que linda estas . paloma : gracias . pilar : i hope you 're hungry , because breakfast is ready . paloma : no , no mucho . pilar : why ? are you sick ? paloma : no , i 'm not sick , i 'm confused . pilar : confused about what , palomita ? paloma : [ sighs ] love . i just wonder if it ever works out . pilar : oh , of course it does . paloma : not in our family . look at miguel . he is love with kay , but she 's going to marry fox . theresa has been trying to be with ethan for years and she 's no closer than she ever was . and now luis is trying to move on with fancy , but there 's still this connection between him and sheridan , and she 's married to chris -- it 's a mess , mama . pilar : i know . well , whenever three people are involved , somebody is always bound to get hurt . paloma : well , i 'm never going to let myself get in a situation like that . pilar : never say never -- oieste -- because sometimes love is like a storm that blows in without warning , and it tears up everything in its path . [ scene_break ] miguel : kay . kay : hey . miguel : well , did you tell fox about us ? kay : i could n't . it just -- it was n't the right time . miguel : when will be the right time , kay ? after you 're married , when you 're on your honeymoon ? kay : shh ! quiet . he 'll hear you . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] charity : hello ? fox : charity ? fox crane . did you get my overnight delivery ? charity : yes , i did , fox . fox : good , good . just follow the instructions i sent you and you 'll be in harmony by tonight . [ scene_break ] whitney : jared , come on . i mean , you are a wonderful guy and she knows that . and i know that you guys could be so wonderful together . can you just , please , at least consider giving her one more chance ? jared : that 's really not my choice , whitney . whitney : well , yeah , actually , it is . you can decide whether or not you want to be with her . jared : look , any man would love to be with a woman like tess . she 's beautiful and smart and sweet , but there 's only one problem . she 's in love with someone else . and i ca n't be with someone who does n't want to be with me . whitney : you 're right , and you should n't be . but she and ethan -- they 're not going to be together anymore . jared : well , that 's what i thought , too . until last night , she was convinced that she could get him away from his wife . whitney : look , she really is miserable about this whole thing . jared : why , because her little plan did n't work ? whitney : because she knows she hurt you . she really does care about you , jared . jared : i care about her , too . but it 's like chad says , you know , you ca n't be in a relationship with three people . whitney : chad said that , huh ? jared : yeah , he did . and he 's right . whitney : well , you know what ? yeah , that 's absolutely true . look , i would never ask you to , you know , betray chad 's confidence , but i was just wondering , did he happen to say anything else about our relationship ? jared : if theresa loved me as much as chad loves you , well , wild horses could n't keep us apart . [ scene_break ] theresa : i had a great relationship with jared . i was even beginning to think that we could have this life together . and i saw an opportunity to be with ethan , i could n't stop myself . i had to take the chance , and now i lost jared for good . chad : are you sure you lost him ? i mean , maybe he 's willing to get back together with you . theresa : i do n't -- um -- look , i would love to have the chance to make it up to him , but it 's -- it 's too late . chad : it 's later than you think . theresa : what do you mean ? chad : i mean he 's leaving harmony . theresa : what ? chad : that 's right , theresa . if you do n't act fast , you 're going to lose him forever . [ scene_break ] pilar : stop picking at your food . come . you need your strength , paloma , especially since you are doing this police training . paloma : i know . luis says that i have to bulk up if i want to keep up with the other cadets . pilar : well , he 's right . mira , palomita , i 've been meaning to ask , are you -- are you sure this police thing is something you want to do ? it 's not going to leave you much time for dating . paloma : there 's no one i want to date . well , maybe there is , but i do n't think he knows i 'm alive . pilar : oh , really ? can you tell me who it is ? paloma : no , not yet . i 'll tell you if it ever looks like it 's going to happen . for now , i do n't want to be in love . it 's too painful . pilar : oh , mija , it does n't have to be , you know ? but i think that you should choose very carefully the man you want to get involved with . try to learn from what your sister and your brothers have gone through , ok ? paloma : si , do n't worry . it 's always on my mind . pilar : good . would you like some tea , mija ? paloma : si , por favor . will i go through romantic hell like the rest of my family ? [ scene_break ] kay : fox has always put my feelings first , ok ? miguel : well , he should tell you he 's sick , that way you can decide if you want to marry him or not . kay : how could i hurt him like that ? i mean , if i tell him , ok , i do n't want to marry him because i love you , he 's going to think it 's because he 's sick . miguel : look , just tell him that you 're heartbroken because he 's ill , but that you ca n't marry him because you 'd be lying to him . kay : he has never hurt me . i -- i just hate the idea of hurting him . [ scene_break ] fox : there 's a party coming up and i want you there , charity . charity : yes , i got all the information you sent . fox : as i expected . the crane jet is waiting for you at the airport . you 'll be in harmony in no time . [ scene_break ] fancy : aunt sheridan , please , answer me . are you through with luis or not ? sheridan : you have nothing to worry about , fancy . i am married to chris , and i plan on staying married to him . you are free to do whatever you want . if luis falls in love with you and that 's what you want , then i wish you all the happiness . [ knock at door ] luis : may i come in ? fancy : luis . luis : hey . how you feelin ' ? fancy : better , now that you 're here . luis : good . you look , um , beautiful . luis : here . [ scene_break ] whitney : jared , if you still have strong feelings for theresa , do n't give up on them . jared : well , i 'm not going to be someone 's second choice . whitney : and you 're right , you should n't be . but do you really want to let pride get in the way at least considering getting back with her ? jared : and then what ? start dating her again ? fall in love with her again and wait for the other shoe to drop ? and what happens when it does and she decides she wants to give ethan another chance ? no , it really does n't sound like a good plan to me . whitney : ok , jared , listen to me . you and theresa , you have something special together . and i know if you spend more time with each other , you 're going to realize that you 're perfect for each other -- absolutely perfect . now , i know you have feelings for her , deep feelings . can you really walk away never knowing what might have been ? [ scene_break ] theresa : did jared actually say that he was gon na leave harmony ? chad : yeah , he 's got someone already looking to find him another job in another city . theresa : oh , my god . i ca n't let this happen . i mean , he ca n't leave , you know ? chad : maybe you like him more than you think . and maybe you should try to talk him out of leaving . theresa : do you think that i could do that , convince him to stay in harmony and then give me another chance ? chad : i think you should try . because he will leave if you do n't fight for him . he 'll be gone forever . and you , you 'll be here in your ivory tower , no jared , no ethan . you 'll have no one . [ next_on ] sheridan : oh , my god . you actually love fancy . ethan : is julian blackmailing you ? fox : let 's go say hello to charity upstairs .
fox played on kay 's guilt and sympathy to keep her from dumping him , still pretending he is dying . once she left to find miguel , he got on the phone with charity and confirmed plans for her to come back to harmony asap on the crane jet . miguel told pilar he and kay are getting together , and that fox is dying . she seemed concerned about fox 's condition , but still urged her son to take his fiancee for himself . luis and paloma talked about his feelings for fancy , and paloma tried to get him to say whether he 'd rather have fancy or sheridan . he realized she was hiding something , but let it go when she said she just does n't want anyone hurt . sheridan and fancy talked about whether sheridan is really over luis , and while sheridan assured her niece she is , she still reacted with jealousy when he showed up with flowers and loving words for fancy .
grace : i 'm sorry , sam . ivy : i 'm going to have to bring in a whole team of decorators just to make this hovel bearable . but as long as i 'm with sam , i could live anywhere , even this hole . i ca n't believe i did it . i prevailed , and i broke up sam and grace 's perfect marriage . and now sam 's going to be with me . hmm . miguel : let me help you with that , mrs . bennett . grace : thanks , miguel . where 's david ? charity : he 's waiting outside . he thought that would be better . jessica : you 're really doing it . you 're moving out . grace : i 'm so sorry -- jessica : how can you do it ? how can you do this to daddy ? kay : has n't it sunk in yet , jessica ? our mother is n't the person you thought she was . i caught on to her a long time ago , and now her true colors are finally being shown to everyone . she 's nothing but a selfish , hypocritical bitch who does n't give a damn about anyone else but herself . sheridan : i thought i 'd lost you . god , i thought i 'd never see you again . but you 're here . you 're back with your mommy . yes , my sweetheart , everything is going to be all right now . mommy is never going to let anyone take you from her ever again . beth : it 's not fair . i want my baby back ! mrs. wallace : your baby ? [ mrs. wallace laughs ] mrs. wallace : in a pig 's eye . you honestly think you are ever going to hold that baby again ? i have never seen so much maternal bonding . beth : oh , like you 've had any experience in that department . mrs. wallace : i know what i see when i see it . that baby stopped crying the minute it was back in its real mommy 's arms . and even though sheridan was only with her newborn for a couple of hours before you and charlie horse snatched it from her bosom , there 's a part of her that recognizes him , remembers how he smells , what he feels like . beth : shut up . shut up . mrs. wallace : oh , you can sass me all you want , but that is not going to get you that baby back . no , sheridan has been reuneded with her son , and wild horses could n't make her give it up to anyone , least of all you . luis : antonio , i do n't want to change anything , ok ? i just want to put everything back the way it was before this whole nightmare began . antonio : well , i 'm not just going to hand her over to you . i 'm not giving up . luis : antonio , look , sheridan loves me , ok ? now , wveve been in love for a long time . and no matter what you two had together , you ca n't change that , ok ? antonio : luis , sheridan is confused . now , look , i may be so dumb that i did n't realize what was going on for for all these months now , but i do know that sheridan loves me , and she 's my wife . luis : yeah , well , not for long she isn't . sheridan wants to be with me . pilar : no ! listen ! violence will not solve anything ! you two are brothers ! antonio : well , why do n't you tell that to my brother , the one who 's been trying to steal my wife ! pilar : no ! [ crash ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life matt armstrong ... hili ] n i locusts coming ? lo . miguel : kay , stop , all right ? there 's no reason for you to be this hard on your mother . kay : is that what you think , miguel ? let me tell you something . a very short while ago i might have agreed with you . in fact , that 's exactly how i was feeling , that , you know , this is my mother . maybe i 've been judging her a little too harshly . that 's right . i thought , `` hey , this is my mother . this is the woman who gave birth to me and raised me . she could n't possibly be as self - centered as hateful as i 've accused her of being . `` grace : i 'm not , kay . kay : no , see , that 's the thing , mom . you are . you 're even worse than i imagined . i knew you did n't give a damn about me , but i got to tell you , i never even considered that you 'd treat dad and jessica the way you 've treated me -- like yesterday 's garbage . charity : kay , stop . you 're going to regret these things later . kay : oh , she 's dumping you , too , charity are you too naive to realize it ? who would have guessed that saint grace would be choosing john - boy and david over you ? grace : that 's not what i 'm doing . kay : you could have fooled me . dad and jessica , too . grace : kay , in time , your father will come to an understanding of the choice i made tonight , and so will you . jessica , you know i love you , and i llll always love you . and i will always be your mother . it 's just that i 'm going to be next door instead of here . sweetie -- kay : you see , mother ? it 's not just me you 've walked all over this time . grace : there was always so much love in this house . sam : just not enough to keep you here . beth : sheridan , you do n't know what you 're saying . ok , that 's my baby . mrs. wallace : uh - uh , tootsie , uh - uh . no , sheridan knows that baby is hers , and from the looks of it , that little bambino does , too . beth : shut up . mrs. wallace : all he ever did with you was whimper and cry . no , luis is going to come in here , he 's going to see madonna and child , and he 's going to know it , too . beth : no ! no , he ca n't ! doctor , you have got to do something . sheridan wo n't give me my baby back . doctor : i understand you 're upset , ms . wallace , and i 've conferred with my colleagues . beth : ok , and what did they say ? doctor : they agree this is an extraordinary situation . mrs. lopez fitzgerald is suffering from something akin to posttraumatic stress syndrome after the death of her baby , so you can understand why we do n't want to wrench your child out of her arms so quickly . beth : yeah , but it 's not her baby . it 's mine . doctor : of course , and we understand your concern . but seeing as there 's no physical danger for your child , i 'm asking you to give her a few more minutes with the infant . beth : but i -- doctor : the poor woman has been through so much already , and holding your baby seems to give her a calming effect , which may help her get through this trauma . conversely , if we force her to relinquish the child , i 'm afraid that it might have a deleterious effect on her condition . beth : i do n't care . go give her a tranquilizer . give her something . i want my baby back , ok ? now ! pilar : mijo , no ! luis : get off me ! i do n't want to fight you . antonio : no , i know you don't . you just want to steal my wife . luis : antonio , i already told you how sorry i am . antonio : hey , sorry does n't cut it anymore . you know , all those years ago when i left town -- you want to know the reason i came back to harmony ? to introduce the woman i love to my family , to mama , miguel , theresa , and you -- especially you , luis . luis : i know . antonio : i could n't wait for you to meet the woman i was going to marry . and now you tell me this ? that you 're in lovwith her ? that you were in love with her before any of that ever happened ? luis : yeah , for years . antonio : oh , why in the hell did you wait to tell m until now ? i asked you to be my best man ! what were you thinking ? luis : tonio , we thought you were dying . antonio : well , that 's even worse , because i thought i had days to live , and i asked you , after i was gone , to take care of her . you were the one person that i trusted to take care of her . oh , you guys must have had a good laugh over that one , huh ? luis : not really . it was rather agonizing , actually . antonio : oh , i bet it was . how 'd you get sheridan to go along with your little plan , and everyone else in town , for that matter ? i must have been the laughingstock of hmomony . and , you , mama , how could you keep such a terrible secret from me ? pilar : i prayed to the lord for -- to know what was right . antonio : you know what ? he gave you the wrong advice this time . i should have never came back . pilar : please , do not say that . i prayed for your safe return every day since you left . antonio : i need to go see sheridan . luis : antonio , wait . just wait a second , all right ? look , we never meant to hurt you , all right ? sheridan loves you . trust me . she loves you . sam : for over 20 years we shared a home together , raised a family , worked hard on our future . i remember how we used to laugh picturing ourselves way down the road , two old married people sitting in their rockers in front of the fire , our grandchildren playing at our feet . grace : i remember . sam : i used to worry about kay living in too much of a fantasy world . now i see the one with the overactive imagination was me . grace : no , sam , i envisioned those very same things . sam : i got all these pictures running through my mind , like an old -- one of those old movie reels . they wo n't stop . all the great times that we shared together -- anniversaries , christmases , kids ' birthdays . grace : they were very special to me , too . sam : then why are n't they important enough to keep you here ? i do n't know why i keep asking you any of these questions , because we already know your answer . i just hope that you find the kind of love with david i thought we shared with each other . grace : it 's not about not loving you , sam . i should go . miguel : i got it , mrs . bennett . grace : thank you . doctor : surely you can find it in your heart to understand her situation . beth : it 's not her baby . it 's mine . doctor : no one 's saying otherwise . beth : then go get him , ok ? either you march in there and get him , or i will . doctor : i will try my best to ease this poor woman into handing over the baby . bebeth : ok . doctor : nurse . nurse : what are we going to do ? doctor : well , i was hoping ms . lopez fitzgerald would hand over the baby . nurse : oh , no , no chance of that . they 're practically glued to one another , and the baby looks so calm and content . doctor : well , unfortunately , ms . wallace is insisting that we extricate the child immediately . she 's quite upset . nurse : well , you know , i do n't blame her . i mean , if it was my child and it looked that happy with someone else , it would give me the willies , too . although i guess i 'd probably try to be big about it under these circumstances . doctor : exactly . but in any case , i have no choice but to try and get the poor woman to hand over the child . nurse : you know what ? maybe i 'd better go get her husband . doctor : good . nurse : ok . mrs. wallace : oh , excuse me . excuse me -- nurse potts . listen , i 'm very familiar with the family . no -- and sheridan 's going to need a lot more than her husband when you take that baby away from her . so , maybe good to get her brother - in - law , luis , to come . nurse potts : ok , i 'm going to see what i can do . mrs. wallace : oh , thank you so much . you are in for it now , tootsie . did you hear that ? she is going to get luis , luis is going to come here , he 's going to see sheridan , he 's going to see his baby , he 's going to know the truth , the whole truth , and nothing but the truth . beth : no . mrs. wallace : say `` amen , `` somebody . amen . beth : oh . mrs. wallace : yes . antonio : i know sheridan loves me . we fell in love on st . lisa 's island , and that 's where we decided that we were going to have our future together . we also realized that our destinies were the same , they always have been . and when i asked sheridan to marry me , she said that was the happiest day of her life . sheridan said she wanted to be with me forever , and that 's exactly what i wanted . and we made a vow never to let anyone or anything come between us . and i know that she would not deliberately go against that vow , ever . luis : so what are you saying ? antonio : to put it bluntly , luis , you stole her from me , your own brother . jessica : what are we going to do , daddy ? sam : it 's going to be ok . we 'll get through this . jessica : you were right about mom . you were right all along . miguel : hey . are you ok ? kay : what about me , miguel ? oh , well , my time is coming . charity : i saw this in my mind 's eye so many times , you know , and i just -- i never believed that this premonition would come true . miguel : i wish i knew what to say . [ phone rings ] kay : hello . yes ? you 're kidding ! that 's great . okok . ok . thank you . miguel : who was that ? kay : you 're never going to guess , miguel . it 's the best news . maria is doing so well that they said she can come home tomorrow . we finally get to bring our baby home ! miguel : that 's great . that 's -- that 's great . kay : it 's just so sudden . i -- i do n't even have her nursery ready at tabitha 's . i do n't even think her crib 's ready . you think you could do it tonight ? miguel : you know , actually , i kind of want to be with charity just because , you know , she 's so upset and everything . kay : charity 's so upset ? it 's my parents whose marriage just fell apart . miguel : yeah , i know , you know , but it 's different for you . i mean , you 've been mad at your mom for so long , it seems like it 's a relief for you to see her go . kay : that is so unfair . miguel : well , i 'm just , you know , telling it like i see it . charity needs me right now . kay : yeah , well , so does our baby . miguel : look , i 'll tell you what , all right ? i 'll put the put the crib together first thing in the morning before we go to pick up maria . kay : i do n't believe this . charity : do it now , miguel . seriously , kay 's right . your baby 's much more important than i am . miguel : i do n't see what difference a few hours is going to make . charity : please ? do what you need to do , you know , as a father . family 's really important right now . miguel : are you sure ? miguel : i 'll be right next door at tabitha 's if you need me . ivy : sam ? ivy : do n't shut me out , sam . i just -- i really want to help . sam : you ca n't , ivy . ivy : look , i know i 'm not grace , but you know l love you . i always have and i always will . so whatever you need , whatever you want , i 'm here for you . i just wish that you would give us a chance , like grace is giving herself with david . grace : oh , sam , what have i done ? david : oh , grace . grace , this must be so awful for you . grace : i left sam . i left my family . i left my home . what if i 've made a terrible mistake ? doctor : ms. lopez fitzgerald ? sheridan : yes . doctor : pardon me for disturbing you , but i 'd like to examine the baby . sheridan : the baby 's fine . i would know . i 'm the mommy . doctor : i wo n't keep him long . i just want to make sure the little boy 's ok . [ baby coos ] sheridan : my little boy . doctor : yes , that 's a fine - looking son you 've got there . sheridan : i had no idea i had a son . oh -- wait until i tell luis we have a little boy ! oh ! oh , my baby . oh ! antonio : you went behind my back with the woman i love , the woman you knew that i was going to marry ! luis : antonio , you 're twisting this whole damn thing around . antonio : hell , you were still chasing her after i was married . luis : that is not what happened . antonio , sheridan and i were in love long before she ever even laid eyes on you . we were engaged . we were going to be married . in fact , we were going to have a double wedding with ethan and theresa -- the whole thing -- it fell apart , all right ? and even though we postponed our wedding , we were still going to take our honeymoon as planned , and that 's why were down in the islands . we were going to get married as soon as we came back to harmony . the damn boat exploded , i thought sheridan was dead , and she could n't contact me because she had amnesia . that 's when you rescued her and -- well , i think you know the rest . antonio : even if i did believe your story , believe that you two were in love , i do know that once sheridan decided to marry me she put all that behind her . luis : have n't you heard a word that i 've been saying ? antonio : yeah . i told you , she said that there was a guy that she was in love with . she could n't remember his name or his face , but she decided to put that relationship to rest and start a new life with me . luis : that 's because she thought i was dead . antonio : well , you know what ? that does n't matter anymore , because you were her past and i 'm her future . and the one thing that i do know is when we came back to harmony , sheridan loved only me . and she only wandd to marry me . and you know that 's the truth , luis . aah , the beauties of wireless internet . convenient for you and for anyone who 's passing by at the same time you 're enjoying those beauties . the worries of wireless . on `` reality bytes . `` tonight 's global national with kevin newman . singer : you are my passion for life david : look , if you think you 've made the wrong choice , it 's not too late to change your mind . grace : i do n't know ! you know , i -- i do n't know right from wrong anymore . all i know is that it came to a head tonight and , i mean , i had to stop what i 've been doing , you know -- make everybody go through my own inner turml . l. i had to put an end to the questions and the uncertainty . you know , i just kept hoping that something dramatic would happen and i would get just hit square in the face with some kind of sign that would tell me if i was supposed to pick you or sam , and then this terrible pain of having to decide would just be lifted . but that did n't happen . and i accepted that the decision had to be on .. david : look , you did n't act rashly or hastily . you listened to what was in your own heart . i know it 's not easy , but i 'm here to help you through it . together , we can put all this sadness behind us . ivy : sam , all i want ivy : sam , all i want is a chance to prove my love to you . sam : what are you talking about , ivy ? my god . my wife , the woman i 've made my life with for the last 20 years , has just walked out on me and the children we had together to be with another man . she 's gone , she -- my wife -- she left me . i ca n't even begin to process what 's happened . i do n't know which way 's up . here you are , talking about switching off my emotions like that ? ivy : i 'm so sorry . i did n't mean to push . i -- sam : i ca n't think about anything right now , you or me or my future with or without anyone . i ca n't think about anything right now but losing my wife . sheridan : a boy . a son ! i had a son ! luis will be so happy ! doctor : ms. wallace . mrs. wallace : you see that , huh ? there is just nothing more beautiful than a new mommy bonding with her baby boy . oh , i wish i had had a son instead of you . [ mrs. wallace chuckles ] pilar : antonio anluluis , i am begging you not to continue this conversation here . antonio : mama , this conversation is long overdue . right , luis ? i mean , any man worth his salt -- he 'd have come clean a long time ago . luis : look , antonio -- antonio : do n't you ever call me your brother again . luis : all right , fine , but for the last time , i did n't stab you in the back and neither did sheridan . antonio : i know sheridan did n't have anything to do with this ! you manipulated her into going along with your plan ! luis : antonio , i 'm telling you the truth . you just do n't want to accept it . antonio : oh , what , that my wife 's been seeing somebody behind my back since i 've been married ? luis : since before you ever met her ! antonio : oh , god -- luis : look , tonio , neither sheridan nor i ever meant to cause you any pain , ok ? antonio : give me a break , luis . look , i told sheridan if anyone ever tried to come between us that i would kill them . now it 's time i made good on that promise . [ door opens and closes ] kay : well , i 'm upset , too , probably not as much as you are . charity : kay , you 're wrong if you think that i 'm your mother 's favorite . kay : oh , i 'm not talking about that , although i know i 'm right . you 're more upset about my parents ' breakup because it shakes your faith in the future you 're planning with miguel . charity : one thing has nothing to do with another . kay : you ca n't be serious . there are more parallels between you and miguel andy y mother and father and david than i can count . in case you missed the point , my mother ended up choosing to be with david , the first person she was involved with . and john , the son she left behind when she had amnesia , he 's obviously more important to her now than the rest of her family . charity : i do n't see what this has to do with me and miguel . kay : let me spell it out for you , then . i was miguel 's first love . charity : you were best friends . kay : who would have become lovers if you had n't come into our lives . miguel 's admitted it himself . more importantly , miguel and i now share a daughter together . maybe he has n't been a full - time dad to maria yet , but i 've got a feeling that 's going to take a big toll on him , which is the kind of guy miguel is . eventually , he 's going to realize that to be the right kind of father to his little girl , he needs to be with me , not you , the same way my mother thinks that giving up my dad is doing the right thing for john . you have a right to be nervous , charity , because sooner or later miguel is going to choose to be with me and maria over you . personally , i think it 's going to be sooner rather than later . david : i want you to know that through all the sadness and conflict i love you truly . and i can only imagine the strength and courage it took to do what you did tonight . i promise i 'm going to spend the rest of my life trying to make you as happy as i can , trying to be worthy of you choosing me over a man i know you still love . i do n't want you to ever regret the choice you made tonight . grace : david , it just hurts so much . i do n't know if it 's ever going to stop . sam : maybe i 'm in shock . i 've seen hundreds , probably thousands of people suffer from shock in my police career , but i 've never experienced it myself until right now . ivy : that 's why i 'm here , sam . i just want to help you get through this . sam : i just watched my family get torn apart by the seams -- not by an outsider , not even by you , the person grace always felt most threatened by . my family was ripped apart by grace herself . my daughters need me . jessica looks like she does n't know what hit her , and charity , kay . kay wants us to think that she has it under control , but i know her . she 's just as devastated as jessica , charity , and i are . and noah ? jeez , how am i going to tell noah ? ivy : i thought you already talked to him . sam : no , i called the dorm , but he was n't in . my god . i 'm going to tell my son that the home he 's known all these years will never be the same . ivy : i could tell him with you . sam : i need to do it myself . ivy : sam , i 'm sorry , but i just -- i ca n't believe that grace is putting you through this . sam : neither can i. i know it 's not easy for her . she 's got to be in just as much pain as the rest of us . ivy : i 'm not so sure , sam . i 'm not sure grace is feeling any pain at all . antonio : my marriage is sacred to me , and no one , including my brother , is going to take my wife away from me . luis : well , i understand yobebeing upset , but it 's not what you think . antonio , sheridan loves me as much as i love her . antonio : damn you ! pilar : stop it ! you two are brothers ! stop it ! antonio : not anymore we 're not ! not anymore . pilar : just stop it , for goodness sakes . what are you doing ? nurse : you need to come . sheridan needs you . [ sniffing ] oh ! one time in tsteup hee i , bk rkre kay : you know i 'm right , do n't you , charity ? you have every reason to worry that miguel 's going to leave you for me . charity : i ca n't believe you 're doing this , minutes after your mom left the house . kay : oh , i think the timing is ideal . if my parents ' perfect marriage can be destroyed , there 's definitely not much hope for your relationship with miguel . you 're not even married and i 'm the mother of his baby . miguel : what 's going on ? charity : you know what ? i 'm justoioing to go get some air . miguel : ok , well , i got to go to the hardware store to pick up some stuff for maria 's crib , so we can walk together . i 'll see you later . kay : take your time . kay : take all the time you want for now , charity . miguel 's going to be mine very soon . ivy : sam , if you think i 'm getting any joy out of grace leaving you , i 'm not . really , that 's why i think probably you should go to the living room right now . sam : stop playing games with me , ivy . ivy : damn it , sam . i did n't want you to see that . do n't worry , sam . you 're not alone . i 'm here . sheridan : my baby boy , my beautiful baby boy . mommy will never leave you ever again . beth : you said you were going to get my baby back . doctor : i ca n't do it this second . it would be too traumatic for mrs . lopez fitzgerald after what she 's been through . now , please , for heaven 's sake , ms . wallace , her own child just died . have a heart . mrs. wallace : yeah , bethie . have a heart . doctor : and we should at least wait untiththe father gets here . luis : sheridan , you all right ? sheridan : luis , you 're here ! look at him ! is n't he beautiful ? luis : yeah . but -- sheridan : he 's ours ! we have a son ! you and i have a beautiful baby boy . pilar : antonio , you know what ? just give me a moment , mijo . antonio : not now , mama . my wife needs me . pilar : well , there are other people in there with her . they 'll tend to her needs . it 's -- it 's you i 'm worried about right now . antonio : well , you know what ? do n't worry about me , because i 'm fine . pilar : no , i 'm afraid not , mijo . i know what you 've heard is devastating , but violence and hatred -- no good can come of that . we will deal with this situation together as a family . antonio : the only family i have right now is my wife and the baby we had together . and even though the baby is lost to us , that 's more of a bond than luis and her will ever have . now , excuse me . sheridan : we have a son . meet our beautiful baby boy . whitney : chad and i are finished . i 'm going to go back to harmony . julian : are you after whitney russell or not ? sheridan : they found luis ' and my baby ! antonio : luis knew exactly what he was doing . he was sleeping with my wife and then he got her pregnant ! rebecca : if you let ethan go , you 're going to be making a mistake that you are going to regret for the rest of your life .
luis finally tells a distraught antonio about the truth . beth is furious when she views her worst fear . sheridan reunites with her child . grace deals with a the flack and pain caused in her decision . kay makes a decision that could change her life due to her mother 's words .
grace : sam , i 'm so sorry . i never meant for this to happen . sam : whether you meant it or not , it did . look -- look at what you 've done to all the people who love you . look at our daughters , grace . grace : yoboth know that i love you , and i will always love you . jessica : then how can you throw us away like this ? how can you choose to be with david and john instead of us ? sam : she already told us , jessica . she said we 've all lived with this indecision for too long . and she was right , a decision had to be made . she did what she had to do . kay : and , of course , she did what she had to do for her own selfish reasons . sam : whatever the reasons -- look , we all have to live with the consequences . and like i said , our marriage is over . you and i are finished for good . grace : sam -- sam , i wish -- sam : wish what ? wish that we 'd never met ? grace : no . sam : wish that you could have us both , me and david ? two husbands would really solve your problems , would n't it ? grace : sam , no . i -- sam : i 'm out of here . i 'm going to go pack . grace : no , sam , it 's your home . i should leave . jessica : mom , no . grace : no , jessica , you and charity need a parent in the house . i 'm not going to uproot you . it should be your father . and noah 's going to need a place to stay when he comes home from clelege break , so i should be the one to leave . jessica : but where will you go ? grace : uh -- the bed - and - breakfast . kay : oh , how convenient . you do n't even have to call a cab . you can just go right next door to shack up with your lover , david ! sam : kay , stop it . kay : stop what , dad ? i 'm just telling the truth . now everyone else can see what i 've seen all along about my sainted mother . that all she wants -- all she 's ever wanted -- is to be with her stud , david . jessica : kay . kay : what , jessica ? it 's true . and i say let her go . we have all just seen the kind of selfish bitch she really is . antonio : what did you say ? luis : i said the man sheridan met and fell in love with long before she ever met you is not dead . antonio , he 's alive , ok ? that man is me . antonio : that 's impossible . she said he was dead . luis : well , antonio , she was mistaken , ok ? she only thought i was dead . sheridan and i -- we met long before she ever met you . antonio , we were engaged ! we were going to be married ! she -- she loved me . i mean , she loved me long before you ever took her to st . lisa 's . we 're still in love , antonio , and we 're going to be together . antonio : you 're a liar ! pilar : antonio , do n't ! i know this is difficult ! antonio : difficult ? this is beyond difficult . my own brother just told me that my wife 's in love with him ! [ baby fusses ] sheridan : shh , baby , it 's all right now . beth : sheridan , what is wrong with you ? what do you think you 're doing ? sheridan : i 'm taking my baby back , and no one is going to stop me . do you hear me ? beth : where are those nurses ? mother , go out there andind a doctor , anybody -- just somebody . i need help here . mrs. wallace : oh , no . there 's no way i 'm going to help you try and steal sheridan 's baby again . sheridan : you know what , beth ? you 're upsetting my baby , so we 're leaving now . beth : no ! no ! no , no , no ! somebody help me ! doctor ! somebody help me ! she 's trying to steal my baby ! get in here ! sheridan : let go ! get off me ! singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who coulsing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life [ wstng o , locusts coming ? lord . sam : kay , don't . kay : why not , dad ? you know what i 'm saying is true . and the truth hurts , does n't it , mom ? grace : you 're wrong , kay . i will not be moving in with david at the b & b. i will have my own room . kay : yeah , right . sam : kay , that is enough , ok ? you 're just making things worse . kay : i 'm sorry , daddy . god , it just makes me boil that she is trying to make everyone think she is so pure and innocent ! lo a at this ! the only available room at the b & b is right next to david 's , as if you did n't know . grace : i did n't know . sam : kay , i said do n't do this . kay : i 'm not doing anything ! she is ! i 'm not the one who 's walking out on my husband of 20 years . and i 'm not the one who 's turning my back on my family , dad . she is . why do n't you yell at her ? sam : look , i 'm not gog to yell at anyone , ok ? we 're way past that now . jessica : but what are we gngng to do ? we ca n't just let this happen . sam : we do n't have a choice , honey . i guess we should just let your mom go and pack so she can start her new life . antonio : i could kill you . pilar : antonio , do n't do this ! antonio : i am not going to stand idly by and listen to this garbage , mama . luis : listen , antonio , i know how you feel , all right ? now , i swear to god i would do anything to stop you from hurting like this . pilar : easy . stop ! just stop ! stop ! antonio , i know this is difficult . antonio : mama , this is beyond difficult . my own brother is sitting here telling me that he and my wife -- that they 're in love and that they 're engaged ? you know what that means ? that means you 've been sleeping with her behind my back this whole time . pilar : just stop it ! your brother did n't want any of this to happen . neither did sheridan . this was just a series of terrible accidents of fate , that 's all ! antonio : i ca n't even believe this is happening ! i mean , o own brother betraying me like this . pilar : please , do n't blame your brother . please do n't blame him . this is not his fault . when that boat exploded , he thought that sheridan had been killed . and when she came to after you rescued her , she -- she did n't remember anything , antonio . she did n't know she was in love with luis , and she certainly did n't know that -- that he was your brother . luis : not till the two of you came back to harmony . antonio , you got to trust me . i know how you feel . you know , i felt the same damn way when i found out that you were in love with sheridan . antonio : so you 're saying you 're still in love with her ? luis : yeah . yeah , i 'm still in love with her . antonio : we have been back for months . now , why did n't you tell me before now ? beth : somebody help me ! she 's trying to steal my baby ! sheridan : let go of me ! this is n't your baby , it 's mine ! nurse : what is going on here ? beth : she is taking my baby ! sheridan : it 's my baby ! nurse : oh , mrs . lopez fitzgerald , you 've got to go back to bed . you 're not well . beth : she -- she 's trying to kidnap myababy ! sheridan : no , beth , you 're confused ! look , i do n't know where her baby is , but this is my baby ! nurse : mrs. lopez fitzgerald , you know , you 're mistaken . i saw it on the news . your baby -- your baby died in a terrible accident . sheridan : no ! no ! see , that 's the mistake . my baby did n't die . there was no way that my baby was in that car that went into the water because this is my baby . i would know my child anywhere ! this is my child ! grace : jessica 's scrapbook from the third grade . grace : `` my daddy -- the biggest , bravest policeman i know . my mommy , grace -- the prettiest , sweetest , bestest mother in the whole wide world . my sister , kay -- the biggest , baddest , most meanest sister in the universe . and my brother , noah -- the most fun big brother in all of harmony . `` grace : oh , jessica . am i going tlolose you ? am i going to lose all of you ? jessica : i ca n't believe this is happening . i am so sorry for all the mean things i said . eaease , daddy , go after mom . go upstairs and make her change her mind . sam : jessica , honey , that 's not possible . look , i 've tried everything that i can think of to try to convince her to stay here with us , but she 's made her mind up . look , she has to what she has to do . kay : and we know what that is -- to shack up with david . jessica : will you shut up ! why do you have to be so cruel ? kay : hey , i 'm not the one who 's walking out on her family here , jessica . i 'm not the one who 's being cruel . the bitch is the one who 's being cruel . john : kay , stop calling our mother those names ! she is a warm , loving , big- hearted woman , and she has enough love for all of us . kay : you shut up . i do n't need advice from you about the woman who gave birth to me . i know her better than you ever will . i 've spent my whole life with grace bennett -- or whoever the hell she is -- and believe me , she 's no saint . sam : kay , that 's enough . kay : is it , daddy ? are you still defending her in spite of what she 's doing to us ? john : do n't you have any sympathy for what she 's going through ? she has made a very tough decision , and i know how much pain she 's in . kay : good . hope she dies from the pain . jessica : stop it ! stop it , both of you ! this is tearing me apart . it 's tearing us all apart . it 's killing me . david : jessica , i know how painful this -- sam : hey , hey ! get your hands off my daughter , ok ? do n't you ever touch my daughter again ! do you hear me ? antonio : why did n't you tell me ? pilar : antonio , you need to remember where you are . you and luis should justo o home and talk about it there . luis : i 'm not leaving sheridan . antonio : neither am i , and i will try to calm down . but i want an answer now . why did you not tell me when i first came back to harmony ? luis : i wanted to tell you the first time that i saw you and sheridan together , all right ? it was the first time that sheridan remembered me and everything we had together . antonio : well , you had plenty of time to tell me . why did n't you ? in fact , there was a lot of time before the wedding . why did n't you come up to me and say , `` hey , antonio , i just want you to know that sheridan and i -- we 're lovers `` ? pilar : he could n't say that . i would n't let him . luis : you were so sick . then the doctors told us you probably would n't make it . pilar : we knew how much in love you were with sheridan , and we were afraid -- luis : we were just afraid if we told you that you 'd die , ok ? antonio : oh , so you 're saying that sheridan -- she married me out of pity ? sheridan : no , she loved you . when she fell in love with you , it was n't a lie . antonio : but she just loved luis more . luis : no , antonio , sheridan did n't marry you out of pity . she loved you , ok ? it 's -- yeah , she loved me , too , but she promised that she would marry you , and she wanted to honor that promise . antonio : well , sorry i ruined your plans and lived . pilar : do n't say that . we all thank god every day that you survived . luis : we did n't want to see you hurt . pilar : everyone just wanted to protect you , that 's all . antonio : everyone ? you talking about everyone here in harmony ? everyone in harmony knew about luis and sheridan ? everyone except for me ? pilar : god , mijo . of course everyone knew that they were going to be married . and when she came back to harmony with you -- well , we just warned everyone not to say anything to you . antonio : everyone knew what a first - class idiot antonio is , huh ? ugh ! beth : please give me the baby . sheridan : no ! you are not taking my baby away from me again ! beth : nurse , you got to help me . sheridan 's not herself . i mean , after everything tt 's happened , it 's understandable . but i ca n't let her take my baby . nurse : oh , i do n't think mrs . lopez fitzgerald 's going to hurt the baby , ms . wallace . she 's just so convinced it 's her child . i 'm going to go get the doctor . beth : well , hurry ! sheridan : you are so beautiful . i will never let anyone hurt you ever again . i love you so much . mrs. wallace : your goose is about to be cooked , you evil girl ! brenda : a classic . johnny : man , iever forget a face . my friends call me love shack because of the name there . had a childhood . david : you 're right . i 'm sorry . i never meant for any of this to happen . sam : oh , you meant for this to happen the first day you showed up in harmony , ok ? that 's why you came to harmony . david : john , i think it 's time we go . sam : oh , yeah . jessica : yes , i think it 's time , too . so go ! get out of our house ! david : if you could tell grace that i 'll be waiting outside ? john ? jessica : i -- i still ca n't believe it . why is this happening ? how could mom choose to be with david instead of us , dad ? sam : no . look , she did n't choose them over you . it was me . she chose david . it 's got nothing to with you or kay or noah . kay : it does n't ? sam : look , i do n't want you to think your mother does n't love you , ok ? look , i know she loves you with all of her heart . kay : no , she doesn't . i thought i was the only one she did n't love . i can see she does n't love any of us . charity : i 'm so sorry , jessica . i wish that i could help . miguel : yeah , i wish there was something we could do . i know how much you 're hurting right now . jessica : thanks , miguel , charity . but kay 's right . mom does n't love any of us . sam : kay , i want you to stop saying such hurtful things to your sister , ok ? you 're not making this situation any better . i 'm going to go upstairs and talk to your mother . ivy : you did so well tonight . oh -- well , thanks for all your help . kay : you 'd better make sure my dad 's happy , or i swear i 'll blow you and david and your lies right out of the water . luis : antonio , look , i just want you to know how sorry i am , all right ? you know , i hate that this whole thing had to happen . antonio : everyone knew but me , luis . why did n't i know ? luis : well , i thought that you sensed somhihing . antonio : well , yeah , i guess deep down i did . well , hell , now that i think about it , all the times that i walked in on you guys , the conversations you were having , you comforting her , holding her , doing all the things that i should 've been doing ? maybe i just did n't want to see it for what it was -- that my own brother was right there trying to make moves on my wife . sheridan : mommy missed you so much , and i love you . i will never let you go . never . mrs. wallace : see ? there 's no way that sheridan 's ever going to give that baby up . and once luis gets here and sees them together , he 's going to know exactly what you have done . as i told you , missy , your goose -- cooked ! sheridan : it 's ok . it 's all right . you 're back in mommy 's arms . mommy loves you so much . doctor : what seems to be the trouble here ? beth : she 's trying to kidnap my baby . sheridan : no , i 'm not . it 's my baby ! i know it ! ] grow . grow courage , five hundred million razor blades will soon be equipped with tiny transponders . your whereabouts will always be known . a little too close for comfort ? then see reality bytes , global national tonight . singer : you are my passion for life charity : i feel terrible . i think part of this is my fault . miguel : charity , this is not your fault . you did n't do anything wrong . charity : miguel , i moved here when my mom died , and ever since then , aunt grace and i became really close . miguel : look , ok , mrs . bennett loves you . all right , you 're her sister 's child . you know , and if kay is jealous of that , there 's nothing that you can do . and it definitely did n't affect your aunt 's decision to be with david . jessica : no , but kay 's been trying to drive mom away from dad for a long time now . why 'd you do it , kay ? i mean , i know you wanted to find any way you could to hurt mom , but look how you 're hurting dad . kay : me ? no , you 're not going to blame this on me . this was all grace 's doing . jessica : do n't call her grace . she 's our mother . kay : not to me , jessica . not anymore . she 's just `` grace `` to me . charity : kay , she 'll always be your mom . miguel : and you know that she loves you . kay : no , she doesn't . if she really loved me or any of us , she would n't be doing this . jessica : but you have n't done anything to try to stop he k kay . kay : what am i supposed to do , kill david ? jessica : you 're supposed to help keep this family together . kay : i do n't think i want to . i think dad can do much better than grace . i want him to move on with his life and find somebody who he really loves , someone who i know wl l do everything to make him happy . sam : jessica 's scrapbook . grace : yeah . i 'll be out of your way soon . obviously , i ca n't take everything tonight . i 'll have to come back for some stuff . sam : grace , i 'll only ask you this one more time now that we 're alone . are you sure this is what you want ? grace : yes . i 'm sorry , sam . i just have to do the right thg , g , and david was my first husband . we married each other in a church . we took our vows in front of god . it 's not his fault or john 's fault that i got amnesia and then married you . sam : is it so easy for you to pack up over 20 years of our life together ? our love ? so many memories . to just move out le e it never happened ? luis : antonio , ts is painful for all of us . you know , i swear to god that i never mean to hurt you . antonio : oh , you did n't ? luis : no , of course not . antonio : luis , you know that sheridan is my wife . she 's everything to me . she 's my world ! luis : well , you probably do n't want to hear this , but sheridan 's my life , too . do n't you understand how hard it was for me to watch you ? to watch you all over the woman i loved ? to know that you 'd married the woman that was supposed to be my bride ? i mean , you know that day at the church ? it took every ounce of willpower for me to not to rush up and take her out of your arms . but you know what ? i didn't . and you know why ? because i love you . because you 're my brother and i want to do everything that i possibly could to keep you alive , even if that meant watching you take the woman that i love . antonio : it would 've been a lot easier if you 'd have told before . it would 've been a lot less painful . luis : yeah , well , i wanted to tell you as soon as you recovered , but everyone was afraid that you might go into a relapse . pilar : we were worried about you , mijo . luis : yeah , everyone said , `` wait till the time is right . `` but you know what ? there -- there was no right time . antonio , there 's no way around this pain and suffering . antonio : yeah , well , you know what , you got that right . luis : come on . i never meant for this to happen . it was fate . you know , it was some terrible circumstances conspiring against us . antonio , i hate this , all right ? i hate it ! beth : doctor , please , you 've got to help me . that is my baby , and somehow sheridan 's gotten it in her head that he 's hers . doctor : hers ? but we just saw the car go off the brge into the water with her baby inside . beth : i know , and it must 've been a horrible trauma . doctor : but she 's been on medication . and why is she out of her bed ? beth : i do n't know . she came in here and she snatched my baby away from me , and now she wo n't give it back ! doctor : poor woman . she must be out of her mind with grief . beth : i know , i know . and i ca n't imagine how horrible it would be to have your baby kidnapped and then killed right before your eyes , but i ca n't let her take my baby ! doctor : no , of course not . beth : that 's my baby , and i want him back ! doctor : let me talk to her . sheridan ? sheridan : mm - hmm ? doctor : you have a beautiful baby . sheridan : yes , i do . the most beautiful baby i 've ever seen . i 've never seen one so beautiful . doctor : can i have a look at him ? i 'd like to examine him just to make sure everything 's all right . sheridan : no . no one 's ever taking my baby away from me again . ivy : do n't look so grim , kay . you 're finally getting your mother out of your life . i thought that 's what you wanted all along . kay : it is . i just hate seeing my father hurt like this . he 's absolutely crushed , ivy . ivy : well , he wo n't be for long . once grace is out of his life , i 'm going to show him what true happiness is . i am going to make him the happiest man on earth . kay : like i said , you 'd better . charity : it 's just so unbelievable that aunt grace would choose david over sam . i mean , how could she walk out on him after all these years of being together ? miguel : i do n't know . my mother 's been waiting for my father to come back for most of her adult life . and she wo n't stop believing he 's still alive . charity ? what is it ? charity : there 's evil in the house , miguel . i think it 's what made aunt grace choose david over sam . i just wish i knew where it was coming from because maybe i could do something to stop it . grace : no , sam , this is not easy for me . this is the hardest thing i 've ever had to do -- walk away from the man i love , the man i 've loved most of my life . oh , it 's killing me . sam : but you 're doing it . you must really want it . you 're walking out on a home that we built together , children that we created together , for a man and his son that you do n't even remember . god , i hope it 's worth it . i hope it 's worth destroying so many lives . antonio : did sheridan know that you were going to tell me the truth tonight ? luis : no , she didn't . i know as upset as she 'll be about hurting you , she 'll be a lot less stressed , though . pilar : antonio , it was very difficult for sheridan to keep this secret . it was difficult for all of us . luis : you know , antonio , i do n't know if i 'll ever be able to tell you how sorry i am that things happened the way that they did . antonio : i 'm sure you are sorry . and i 'm sorry , too , because our lives will never be the same . beth : see ? doctor , she 's crazy . she really thinks that the baby is hers . doctor : well , i 'm not surprised under the circumstances . she just lost her own child in a very tragic and traumatic fashion . beth : i know , and we all feel horrible , but i 'm afraid for my baby . you know , she could be dangerous . doctor : she could be hallucinating . beth : ok , why do n't you just get my baby back for me , then ? doctor : do n't worry . we 're not going to let her or the baby leave the hospital . but we have to be careful here . we do n't want to do anything to excite her or upset her . beth : well , i 'm afraid that she could hurt my baby . nurse : oh , i do n't think you need to worry about that , ms . wallace . look how sweet she is with the bab -- -- so loving and gentle , as if the baby were really hers . sheridan : hey , baby . doctor : will you excuse us a minute ? mrs. wallace : `` as if `` ? the baby is hers ! you can not deny a mother and her child . it 's biology . sheridan is bonded with this baby , and she will never give him up . beth : what do you know about bonding , mother ? please . mrs. wallace : you are on the titanic here , missy . you 'd better start running for a lifeboat . beth : shut up , ok ? or you 're going to be eating stewed prunes in the nursing home . doctor : we 've decided to bring in a psychiatric consult , so i 'll be right back . beth : ok . oh , great ! bring in the shrink . they 're going to find out that sheridan is nuts . sheridan : my precious . yes , my little baby . johnny : pigs ai n't -- pigs ai n't one of nature 's creatures . ke my glasses off ? johnny : yeah . arch on saturday . brenda : oh -- dana : what ? my mom 's gon na be there . brenda : well -- shannon : it 's a good idea . it 's all women . brenda : i do n't thi s so . shannon : it 's all women . brenda : yes , a lot of women . no , it kind of makes me nervou it sounds pretty awful . zach : so let me g straight . she kissed both i wanted to understand . hummg g ] nicole : where 's the smile . come on , there it is . , boy . i mean -- it tracks illusio forget it . damn ! ow what ? man is for me ? sha randy ko has been more of a it 's not friend to me than any man i 've l ever known . know , randy : and it even works . see ? , randy : i mean , forget the fact , all right , that you set g ] will . of course they a - action . ? a - always . b - b - c , closing . shannon : i know it 's not randy ko . ou shannon : uh , there was some was zmerng . fire but i did n't fire him . gavin . johnny : watch out , i 've got a clear shot . grace : the sooner i go , the better . grace : sam , could you help me ? sam : no . i 'm not going to stand in the way of your leaving , but i wo n't help you , either . i wo n't help you walk out on me and our family . grace : i 'm very sorry , sam . ivy : do n't worry , kay . i 'm going to takgogood care of your father . you wo n't believe how happy i can make him . charity : if this could happen to grace and sam , it could happen to anyone . i mean , it could definitely happen to us . miguel : no , charity . ok , it 's not going to happen to us . we love each other too much . charity : is that enough , though , miguel ? i mean , grace and sam sure loved each other , and they 're not together . sheridan and luis -- they shared a passionate love , and they 're not together , either . something weird is going on here , miguel . it 's like no relationship is safe in harmony . kay : you 've got that right , charity . now that i 've got my mother away from my dad , i 'm going to get you out of miguel 's life for good . mrs. wallace : gee , what is that i hear ? music ? beth : music ? what -- what are you talking about ? [ mrs. wallace hums `` funeral march `` ] beth : very funny . mrs. wallace : thought you 'd enjoy hearing the sound of your own funeral , missy . see , that baby is sheridan 's . she knows it , so you can try and make people think that she is nuts , but it ai n't going to work . she is not going to let you , you monster , get your grubby hands on her baby again ! beth : shut up . mrs. wallace : no . beth : shut up ! after that shrink comes in here and examines sheridan , they 're all going to know she 's nuts , and no one 's going to believe that that baby is hers . they all saw her baby go off that bridge into a watery grave . pilar : antonio , mijo , i know you 've just been through a terrible shock . i think you need to take some time to think about what you 've heard to see how you 're going to deal with all of this . antonio : i still ca n't believe this is even happening , that my own brother would go after myifife like that . luis : look , i told you i did n't go after your wife , ok ? now , sheridan and i were in love long before you two ever even met . antonio : yeah , you know what , you said that already . luis : yeah . antonio : but we are married . she is my wife , and according to the law and according to god , that 's the way it is . now , i 'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that you do n't care about that . what , you just think you 're going to up and take her away from me ? well , you know what ? you 're wrong . luis : antonio , i 'm not trying to change anything , all right ? i just want to put everything back the way it was before this whole nightmare began . antonio : llll , you 're not just going to come in here and take her because i 'm not going to give up . luis : look , antonio , i do n't know what to tell you , ok ? sheridan loves me , ok ? we 've loved each other for a long time . now , i do n't know what you and sheridan had together , but that does n't change that . antonio : sheridan is confused . look , i might be so stupid as i did n't know what was going on the whole time for these past few months . but the one thing i do know is that sheridan loves me , and she is my wife . luis : yeah , well , not for long she 's not . sheridan wants to beitith me . antonio : i told sheridan if anyone ever tried to come between us that i would kill them . now it 's time i made good on that promise . kay : miguel 's going to choose to be with me and maria over you .
grace gets an earful from a furious kay . sam tends to his emotional wounds while helping his daughters to accept grace 's decision . luis and pilar do all they can to help antonio . antonio is shocked and distraught when he finally learns the truth and his brother and mother try to explain . sheridan holds `` beth 's `` baby and realizes it 's hers and will not give him back . beth is frantic and tries to talk to sheridan .
ivy : ethan , honey . it 's ok , it 's ok . we had security take theresa away , and she wo n't be coming back to the hospital anytime soon . sam : are you sure that 's what he 'd want ? ivy : of course it is . sam , if he has any awareness of his surroundings at all , she is only making everything worse , if that 's possible . do n't tell me you 're defending theresa , the woman who put our son in this state in the first place . sam : i just feel sorry for each and every one of us who love ethan . ivy : but she is to blame for this . if he dies , his blood will be on her hands , and if he never recovers normal brain function , then she has committed an even more horrific atrocity . sam : let 's not talk about theresa right now , ok ? let 's concentrate on our son . ivy : i know , sam , it 's not just theresa i blame . it 's me , you know ? if i just had n't fallen for her lies all those years ago when i hired her as my personal assistant ? ugh , i practically handed ethan to her on a silver platter . i entrusted her with my family and everything i had and -- sam : ivy , do n't . ivy : no , sam . sam , our beautiful , beautiful son . this ca n't be happening to him . and what if his condition never improves ? what if this is his life from here on in ? sam : listen , do n't go there , ok , not yet . you know , believe it or not , he might be aware of things right now . you know , i 've heard that hearing is the last thing to go . instead of beating ourselves up over what we should and should n't have done , we should be using this precious time to talk to ethan , encouraging him to fight with everything he 's got so he can come back to us . kay : my dad 's right , ivy . fox : ethan , it 's fox , your brother . listen , man , you can pull through this , all right ? you can do that , huh ? kay : hey , ethan . it 's me , your sister kay . i love you . sam : i ca n't tell you what it means to me that you and kay have put your differences aside . at least something good 's come out of this terrible , terrible situation . ivy : not in the way you think , sam . kay will not be with my son , not as long as i have breath left in my body . tabitha : here you go , my little munchkin . oh , look at ivy and her sons . i see you vowing to destroy fox and kay 's relationship . oh , kay , kay . you 'd think after all the time you 've spent under our roof you 'd be less gullible . on the other hand , she is sam bennett 's daughter , and he 's obviously a chump or he would n't have asked ivy crane to marry him . if he knew the lengths to which that woman went to destroy his marriage to grace -- well , i ca n't be bothered with him now . but i do feel bad about kay . you know , maria 's mommy -- she 's not going to know what 's hit her by the time ivy 's finished with her . [ scene_break ] sheridan : come back to me . please come back to me . i ca n't lose you . i need you . come back to me . you 've come back . i thought it was just my imagination . oh , thank god , luis , you came back to me . thank god you came back to me . chris . chris : you thought i was luis ? sheridan : he was just here . he spoke to me , he held me in his arms . he was just here . chris : where ? sheridan : i do n't know . he must 've left . oh , god . he 's left me all over again . what 's wrong with me ? am i losing my mind ? i ca n't take this anymore . i ca n't take the pain . chris : it 's going to be all right . everything 's going to be all right . i wish i was luis . if i could somehow magically turn myself into him , i would . but i ca n't . i would do anything to end your pain . sheridan : i know . chris : and maybe beth will call back and -- and we can trace her whereabouts this time . sheridan : beth said i would never see marty again . she sounded so confident , so cocky , so sure of herself . chris : she 's probably just bluffing , just trying to get you upset . sheridan : well , it worked . chris : sheridan , do n't let it get to you like this . luis may be gone , but marty is still alive . he can still be found . the police and the f.b.i . have n't called off their search for him yet . sheridan : if luis could n't find marty , then how can the police or the f.b.i . ? look , my father is the one pulling the strings here , chris . he gets whatever he wants , and he wants to keep me away from my son . chris : i wish there was something i could do . maybe i can pick up the search where luis left off . i can leave for morocco tomorrow . sheridan : no ! i ca n't bear to lose you , too . and james needs you . there 's nothing that anyone can do . chris : you do n't know that for sure . sheridan : i do . that 's what luis told me . i know that you do n't believe me when i say that he was here , but he was . at least his spirit was , and he told me that it was time to move on , it was time for me to forgive myself , but i 'm just not sure that i can do that . chris : just give yourself a chance , sheridan . sheridan : i try . every morning i wake up and i vow to be a good , brave soldier because i know that that 's what luis would want . but i 'm just so tired . i 'm so damn tired . i just do n't think i can take this anymore . i -- i just want to curl up in a ball and die . chris : it 's ok . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , foolish mortals . well , i suppose they ca n't help the way they 're born . but kay 's a special case . she actually has powers ! although , she always seems so loathe to use them . silly girl . she still believes that love conquers all . that 's what my timmy believed , and look where it got him . not to mention sheridan and luis . they always thought that love would bail them out of anything , and time after time it only got worse . you 'd think that kay would learn from other people 's mistakes , but , oh , she 's too enamored of fox now to cut her losses . she thinks she was hurt by miguel . this breakup with fox is going to be a lot more painful . oh . oh , i know . i 'm getting soft in my old age . but even i 'm appalled at the lengths to which ivy will go to keep fox and kay apart . i ca n't imagine any mother so dedicated to ruining her child 's chance of happiness . ivy crane will certainly go to hell when she dies , no matter how hard she tries to hide her deadly fangs . sam : i 'm going to see if i can track down eve . ivy : do you think the second set of results are back yet ? sam : there 's only one way to find out . ivy : please do n't be long . sam : i wo n't . ivy : ok . sam : but remember , you 're not alone . kay 's here and your son . fox : i got to -- i got to make a phone call for work . i 'll be right back . kay : yeah , i just want to say that i 'm really glad that we 're not at each other 's throats anymore . ivy : yes , well -- kay : it means a lot to me that you accept me as fox 's girlfriend . and i 'm sure you always thought that he was going to get involved with some debutante from a good family . well , you know what i mean -- a family with money . ivy : do n't be silly , kay . i 'm thrilled that you and fox are together . kay : well , thanks . you know , i did n't know that we would ever be able to get past what you did to break up my mom and dad . ivy : well , i could n't have done that without you , kay . let 's just call it even on that score . kay : yeah , well , i do n't want to think about that anymore , either , ok -- and we do n't need to . i just wanted to thank you again for sticking up for me . you know , i really did n't mess up that whole singapore project file . ivy : then how did the virus get loose ? kay : well , i 've actually done a lot of thinking about that , and there 's really only one way it could 've happened . ivy : which is ? kay : someone set me up . you know , someone who did n't want me to succeed at crane sabotaged me . and i 'll be honest . at first , ivy , i thought it was you . but now i realize that i was wrong . i do n't know who it is that 's out to get me , but i 'm not going to let them get away with it . fox and my career are way too important to me . [ scene_break ] fancy : this is ridiculous . i do n't know what i 'm doing in a tub with you , let alone kissing you . noah : you 're jealous as hell of me and esme , that 's what . fancy : hardly . noah : ha . you could n't stand the thought of me actually getting it on with your pal . so you did the only thing you could think of doing , which was pretty extreme , if i may say so myself . i mean , really , posing as a rich , stuttering english lord just so you could be alone with me ? fancy : esme bought it , did n't she ? noah : yeah , she 's cute , but she 's not that bright . fancy : well , i could 've told you that and saved you lots of trouble . noah : uh - huh . you know , i would n't change a thing about today . i like the way it 's turned out . fancy : really ? noah : why do n't i help you get out of those wet things and you and i can get a little more comfortable . fancy : it 's true , i am feeling rather soggy . noah : hmm , allow me . hey ! what the heck was that for ? fancy : for thinking you 're god 's gift , that 's what . i 'm glad you think so highly of yourself , noah , but you 're the only one in this tub who does . fancy : take that ! noah : oh , my god . oh ! you think you 're pretty slick , do n't you ? fancy : oh , you should only know . noah : you do n't know who you 're messing with , kid . fancy : oh , really ? fancy : oh . are you ok ? noah : ugh ! what are you trying to do , kill me ? fancy : i should be so lucky . noah : god ! oh , i get it now . if you ca n't have me , then you 're going to make sure nobody else can have me , either , huh ? fancy : i do n't believe your ego . ugh ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , dear . sometimes i think kay is as thick as molasses . she 's bright in so many respects and she 's a wonderful mother to maria , but here she is spilling her guts to the one person in the world who wishes her harm . of course , ivy wants sam to think she 's a saint . but really , she 'd rather see fox dead than married to his daughter . ivy : you -- you really think someone is intentionally trying to make you look bad ? kay : mm - hmm , i 'm positive . and like i said , first , you know , i thought that it was you , but now that we 've talked -- ivy : you know , kay , i feel awful that you think i could stoop that low . kay : well , it would n't be the first time , ivy , that you manipulated people 's lives to get what you wanted . ivy : i thought we were n't going to talk about your mother and david hastings . but , you know , since you brought him up , i want to tell you that that was the old me , the extremely desperate me . i would never do anything like that now . your father 's love -- it 's changed me . kay : well , that 's good to know . valerie : do n't expect me to believe that you want chad to win top spot here at crane industries . i 'm not that stupid . now , if you want this little alliance to continue , you need to tell me what you really want . ivy : i want that bitch kay bennett out of my son 's life for good . oh , i ca n't imagine how awful you must feel if this is true . kay : oh , it 's true , it 's true . you know , right after it happened , i thought that maybe it was some computer glitch that zapped the singapore project files . but then the more i thought about it , the more i realized that somebody actually had to go onto my computer to mess everything up . and i know that i did n't do it , so it had to be someone with access to my computer or fox 's computer . ivy : i 'm going to have to warn valerie to be more discreet . kay : did you find dr. russell ? sam : no , i did n't find her , but i ran into a nurse and she told me she would let us know as soon as the lab results are back . fox : i 'm going to get some fresh air . do you want to -- kay : yeah , i 'll go with you . fox : ok . sam : hey , i want to thank you for taking care of my little girl . fox : absolutely , yeah . sam : you know , everything that 's happened with ethan and all this horrible business with jessica , i guess i 'm just a little overprotective . fox : no , i understand . not to worry , i love your daughter way too much to ever let anything happen to her . sam : that 's good to hear . at least one of my children is safe and sound . [ scene_break ] chris : i can only imagine how you must feel . sheridan : i 'm not the only one that 's lost a lot in my life . i can only imagine what it cost you when maureen left with james . chris : i was afraid i 'd never see them again . in fact , i never saw maureen alive . but i got james back . and now i 've even got hope for the future . to my immense surprise , i 've learned that even the worst things pass in time . and if you hang in there , you 'll learn it , too . sheridan : i believe time helped you , but i 'm just not sure that it can help me . chris : trust me , it will if you just give it a chance . you ca n't stop living just because life looks bleak and hopeless . there 's an expression that i 've heard -- `` do n't give up before the miracle . `` now , i 've found one in my life , and so can you . sheridan : maybe i 've made too many mistakes to deserve one . beth was right when she said that it was my fault that luis was dead , because it was my hurt , it was my anger that sent him off in search of marty , which is what eventually killed him . now , even if i get marty back , how can i explain that to him ? how could he ever forgive me for killing his father ? chris : hey . look at me . you did n't kill luis . you 're probably right about one thing -- it was n't a random accident . sheridan : i 'm sure that it was n't . chris : chances are one of your father 's henchmen took luis ' life . which means it had nothing to do with you or what you said to him before he left . you 've got to get rid of this guilt that you 're feeling . sheridan : but beth said -- chris : forget what beth said ! you can only let her hurt you if you want to . you 've got to be strong , you 've got to stand up to her , and in the end , you 'll win this fight . [ scene_break ] fox : i was in there , i was thinking about ethan and how i spent my whole life jealous of him , you know ? he was always , always better than me at everything , and just watching him , seeing him lying there staring off into space just -- thinking that he may never come out of it . kay : i know . when i found out he was my older brother , i freaked out at first . but the more i got to know him , i was so proud of him . fox : yeah . you know what , if he comes out of this , if he can fight through this , i think i 'm going to make an effort to just start over with him , you know , really just -- just be a good brother . it 's probably asking too much , huh ? kay : no , it is n't . i love you , fox . fox : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] fancy : i 've had enough of your overinflated ego . i 'm out of here . let me up ! noah : all right , be my guest . i had nothing to do with that one . fancy : it 's slippery in here . noah : yeah , i know , it 's called soap . oh , come on , let me help you out . fancy : no , i do n't need anything from you . noah : i just do n't want to see you get hurt . fancy : did you know more people die from falls in the bathtub than any other household accident ? noah : really ? did you know that you are just a font of useful information today ? fancy : oh , perfect , make fun of me when i 'm in need . you 'd probably be thrilled if i cracked my head open and died . noah : actually , no , i hate the sight of blood . fancy : how gallant . noah : ok , i 'm not the one who 's trying to kill the other one , all right ? look , i have an idea . since i kind of like having you around , how about a truce ? fancy : what kind of truce ? noah : the kind where you stop trying to kill me and i 'll do the same for you . fancy : i 'm not trying to kill you . i 'm trying to get away from you . noah : oh , really ? liar ! is that why you conned esme out of her hotel room by posing as some english lord with a bad stutter just to be alone with me ? fancy : for your information , that is not why i called esme away . noah : ok . i 'm waiting for an explanation . fancy : i do n't need to explain a damn thing to you . it 's none of your business . noah : all right , well -- fancy : ah ! damn it , noah , stop it ! noah : now is it my business ? fancy : all right , all right , i 'll tell you the truth . noah : all right , you get five seconds and then you get the shower again . you ready ? fancy : ok , but do n't get a swelled head over this . noah : me ? fancy : i like you . noah : i knew it . so then why are you acting like such a kindergarten brat for the last few days ? fancy : you hurt my feelings . noah : how ? wait , when ? fancy : i overheard you at the book cafe the other night . you were on the phone with some friend of yours . noah : and ? fancy : and i heard you say that there 's no one interesting in harmony , that all the women here are nothing but big fat zeros . noah : i mean , did you really think i was talking about you when i was on the phone with my old friend ? fancy : what else would i think ? noah : and that 's why you turned on me all of a sudden . we were finally starting to make things happen together , and then all of a sudden you 're giving me the cold freeze . fancy : well , i have pride , too , noah . you 're not the only one . i thought you really cared about me . noah : i do . i mean , i did . look , i do n't even remember the conversation that you 're talking about , but if i actually said the things that you 're saying that i said , it was only because i was mouthing off to an old college friend . i would never call you a big fat zero . come on , i would never call you that . fancy : well , then you should n't have said it . noah : you 're right . i should n't have . it was wrong . just male macho bull . come on , i would never hurt you . you have to know that . big fat zero . really , you are more precious than a pot of gold . fancy , you 're -- you 're beautiful and you 're funny and you 're intelligent , and you 're sweet when you 're not trying to drown me . fancy : honest ? noah : honest . how could you ever think that i felt any different ? but it is n't all my fault , you know . if i was blowing off steam , it was only because i did n't know how to handle your rejection of me . fancy : i did n't reject you . noah : all that stuff with your grandfather ? it was a slap in the face , like you did n't respect who i really was . look , the way i see it , we both have some responsibility here , right ? and if you can accept that , then we really got a shot . but if you ca n't , we 're back to where we started . [ scene_break ] chris : there . is that better ? sheridan : yes . thank you for this . chris : what 's that ? sheridan : picking me up when i 'm down , coming along when i do n't think i can put one foot in front of the other . it 's almost as if you know when i need you most . you 're a real lifesaver . i do n't know how i will ever thank you . [ scene_break ] ivy : sam , how long can those results take ? sam : ivy , i do n't know . it could take hours . ivy : i do n't know what i 'm going to do if they confirm the early results . if -- sam : ivy , do n't go there , ok , not yet . we just have to hold on to the belief that he 'll come back to us just the way he was . we just have to . kay : it 's getting chilly out here . fox : yeah ? ok , well , you know what , you just wait right here and i 'll get you a cup of coffee , ok ? kay : ok , thanks . fox : be right back . kay : god , in a million years , i would 've never thought that this could happen to ethan . and theresa ? i mean , she loves him . i ca n't even imagine what she 's going through knowing that it 's her fault . woman : you know what they say . you always hurt the one you love . kay : i did n't know anybody was here . woman : i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to scare you . kay : oh , no , no , that 's ok . i usually do n't talk to myself , just so you know . woman : do n't worry about it . i 've been known to do it myself on occasion . i 'd forgotten how beautiful the view is from here . kay : yeah , yeah , it is . woman : you 're jessica bennett , are n't you ? kay : no . no , that 's my sister . i 'm kay bennett . do i know you ? woman : no . but i 've been away for a long time . too long i see now . then your father is police chief sam bennett ? kay : well , he 's not the police chief anymore . alistair crane had him fired a couple months ago . i 'm sure you know who he is . woman : yes . yes , i do . kay : alistair crane hates my dad -- well , my whole family , really -- so my dad was n't really the least bit surprised when he got fired . woman : bastard . kay : excuse me ? woman : never mind . forgive me . kay : fox . fox : hey . kay : hey , thank you . fox : a cup of coffee for you , extra hot . should be all set there . kay : ok . fox : hello . woman : fox crane . fox : yeah , that 's right . i 'm sorry , do we know each other ? woman : no . but i remember your family . fox : oh . [ scene_break ] ivy : i am so sorry i denied you your legacy for so long , ethan . i just thought i was doing the right thing telling everyone you were a crane , but now i know . i know the true gift would 've been telling you that you were sam bennett 's son . sam : ivy , do n't . ivy : you 're so much like him , ethan . you 're strong and you 're good and you 're noble . you 're such a good man . please come back to us , ethan , so that i can make up for the time i cost you with your father . please come back . sam : he will , ivy . he will . tabitha : i would n't be too certain of that if i were you , sam bennett . you have n't exactly got the best track record in the world for going with your gut instinct , have you ? i suppose you ca n't blame them for wanting a full recovery for their son . lucifer knows i 'd want the same for you , endora . but really , eve is just trying to let them down gently , to soften the blow of the bad news , because that theresa really walloped her true love with that pill - laced guacamole dip . her prince charming may never wake up . [ scene_break ] chris : i 'm glad i could be of service . sheridan : do n't be so modest . it 's true . you always seem to be here when i need you most . chris : well , if you want to show me your appreciation , you can show me that beautiful smile of yours . sheridan : i 'm sorry , but i do n't feel like smiling . i 'm always going to miss luis and marty . chris : look , life goes on . otherwise , we 'd let the bad things win . stick with me , it 'll get better . sheridan : you know something ? when you put it that way , i almost believe you . [ scene_break ] noah : how did you expect me to react ? fancy : you did n't have to turn against me just because i asked you to consider a job at crane . noah : yeah , but you did n't just ask , fancy , all right , you made me feel lousy -- first , for even thinking i 'd stoop to that level to actually say yes , and then when i turned it down flat , it was as if you did n't know who i really was . and -- fancy : i never meant to -- noah : yeah , i -- fancy : too late . noah : maybe , but -- but you did . fancy : i 'm sorry . i was so confused . i thought i was doing such a good thing by going to my grandfather to talk to him about you . noah : yeah , i 'm sure you thought that . fancy : it just felt like some way i could help out , you know ? and when you threw it in my face , when you got mad at me for doing something nice , i went ballistic . i said some things i wish i had n't . noah : ok , so did i . as long as you realize now what an evil creature your grandfather is . i mean , i realize that he is family , but the man is despicable . fancy : stop it . i understand the way you feel , but please do n't start in on him . noah : here we go . it 's the elephant in the living room , fancy . i mean , we 're never going to be able to get anywhere if we , you know , ca n't clear the air about this guy . fancy : ok . just not now . if i do n't want him to mess up our relationship and you do n't want him to , then we just wo n't let him . noah : all right . where do we go from here ? fancy : i do n't know where we go from here . right now , i do n't care . all that matters is now , this moment . noah : i like where i 'm sitting right now , this moment . i like it very much . [ scene_break ] chris : you know , i understand how you feel better than you think i do . sheridan : i believe you . chris : and the last thing i want to do is pressure you , push you into something too quickly or too soon . sheridan : what are you saying ? chris : i 'm saying i want to just lighten your load . i want to make you feel happy and peaceful inside again . and , if god willing , i want to do more . i want to make you happy someday . sheridan : you already have , chris . [ scene_break ] sam : you know , in the meantime , while we 're waiting for the news of ethan , you and i have so much to be grateful for . ivy : we do ? sam : kay and fox . i mean , have n't you seen how close they 've gotten ? it gives me so much joy to see how happy they are . finally , kay has finally met a man who truly loves her , and i could n't be more proud of the man she 's picked , either . you know what , who knows , they might even get married . would n't that be something ? ivy : yeah . that would be something . tabitha : despite your best efforts , my little munchkin , fox and kay do n't stand a chance . if my spell does n't tear their love to smithereens , then mother ivy surely will . oh , endora . you naughty girl . listen , i know you 've worked hard to help fox and kay , but one does n't always get what one wants in this world -- not even if you 're witches . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : now what ? amazing . just when you think you 've seen it all , another twist appears on the horizon . look who 's back in town , endora ! oh , just wait until everyone hears about this . fox : oh , you 're cold . uh , well , here , have my coffee . woman : oh , i could n't . fox : no , no , no , it 's fine , really . i can go get another one . it 's not a problem , ok ? be right back . woman : he 's a real gentleman . kay : yeah . yeah , he is . woman : you love him , do n't you ? kay : is it that obvious ? woman : to me , anyway . well , am i right ? do you love him ? kay : yes . yes , i do . woman : then why do n't you look happier about it ? kay : well , it 's not fox . there 's just so many other things going on right now . my brother -- well , actually my half brother -- is in i.c.u . in a coma right now . they 're saying that he might be permanently brain - damaged . woman : i 'm so sorry . kay : yeah , i mean , and there 's just these other complications with me and fox . if you know the cranes and the bennett 's , you know that they 're just from completely opposite sides of the tracks , just two totally different worlds . woman : i see . kay : i 'm sorry . i do n't know why i 'm telling you this . i do n't even know you . woman : they say sometimes it 's easier to confide in strangers . you did n't ask me for advice , but i 'll give you one tidbit anyway . if you love fox , do n't give up on your love , no matter what . kay : you sound like you 're talking from personal experience . woman : i am . i was young and foolish once myself , and i gave up on the love i should 've fought for . it was the biggest mistake i ever made . it did n't just ruin my life . it almost killed everyone i loved . kay : i feel like i 'm supposed to know who you are . who are you ? [ next_on ] woman : i 've learned what it takes to teach you a lesson and i will , starting tonight . alistair : oh , my god . paloma : what if the place is raided before we hand over the drugs and we get arrested ? liz : i want you .
fancy and noah talk and play in the bathtub , finally working out their differences , at least for now . he told her she 's not a big , fat zero , and she told him she knows who he really is . ivy and sam sit at ethan 's bedside , worrying about what the tests will show , if they ever get the results . fox and kay are there , too , and kay tries to make nice with ivy . ivy , of course , pretends to be nice , all the while thinking of all the things she 'd going to do to get kay away from her baby , fox . sam , kay , and fox are all oblivious to her real feelings . fox takes kay to the wharf for some fresh air , and when he goes to get them coffee , the passions red lady strikes up a conversation with kay . she knows who kay is , and fox , too , and she can tell they are in love . she gives kay a word of warning , while kay wonders why she feels as if she should know her .
fox : so , whitney , what painful truth are you talking about ? whitney : well , i was just thinking about theresa . i was thinking about theresa and everything that she 's been going through , you know , and the baby whose life was saved . i mean , can you imagine how awful it would be for her to one day find out that her brother 's life was given so that she could live ? the guilt that she would feel , the pressure to be the perfect child , you know , to justify her own existence . that 's the painful truth that i was talking about . fox : you amaze me . you 're always thinking of other people . well , listen , i 'm sure that gwen and ethan are going to do whatever they can to protect their child , because i think you 're right . i think sometimes the truth is too painful , you know ? sometimes things are just better left unsaid . whitney : yeah , yeah , yeah , sometimes they are . fox : yeah . but , look , you do n't have to worry about any of that right now . what you have to do is get dressed and meet me in the kitchen for breakfast , ok ? ok ? whitney : mm - hmm . fox : i 'll see you down there . whitney : well , i hope you meant what you said , fox , about the truth being better left unsaid , because the truth about who my baby 's real father is is definitely best kept unknown . luis : buenos dias , dormilona . hey , how about i get you some nice breakfast , huh ? maybe run you a bath ? mama , you always said a nice hot bath fixes everything , did n't you ? pilar : i do n't want a bath . i do n't want any breakfast . i just want to be alone . luis : look , mama , you ca n't do this to yourself , ok ? now , you suffered too much already , and i do n't want you getting sick again . look , mama , you ca n't do this , ok ? martin fitzgerald is not worth it . pilar : i believed him . i believed with all my heart and soul that the man i married , the man i loved would never walk out on his family . and i blamed alistair all these years , because i knew there had to be some good reason , there had to be some good reason why he just walked out , why he -- why we never heard from him . god , what a fool i 've been . luis : no , you aren't . pilar : yes . yes , i was . oh , my god . oh , my god . i wasted my entire life waiting for that man . and all the while , he was having a wonderful time with his new wife , while i just got old . i worked myself ragged trying to support this family , trying to keep a roof over our heads and food on the table and never once going on welfare , because that would bring shame to your father 's good name . luis : and you know what ? you taught us values because of that , mama . pilar : palomita , my paloma -- she hates me . luis : no . pilar : she does n't want anything to do with me , and she chooses to call that woman who tore our family apart her mother . luis : mama , mama , she 's going to come around . you 'll see . pilar : god , i wasted my entire life for a man who did n't want me , who did n't love me , who ran out on me and his children . god , how could i have been so stupid ? luis : because you loved him , because you were honest and loyal . pilar : i failed you . i failed you . i failed all of you . luis : no . pilar : i 'm so sorry . i 'm so sorry . i 'm a terrible mother . sheridan : wait a minute . you 're not leaving . martin : i think it 's for the best . i mean , i just want to make sure that my children are all right , and then we 'll go . sheridan : no , you can't . katherine : we have to , sheridan . thank you very much for putting us up last night , and thank you for being so generous and kind to us . sheridan : no , i wasn't . i said horrible things to you last night . katherine : i deserved them . sheridan : no , you didn't . i had no right to say that your children are better off without you . it was mean and judgmental , and i 'm so sorry . i 'm sure you had very good reasons as to why you had to leave them . katherine : i 've regretted nothing in my life so much as having to leave my children , not having them in my life . sheridan : why do n't you contact them ? go see them ? katherine : i -- i 've already hurt them so much . i 'm afraid of hurting them more . sheridan : yeah , but if you explain , if you just talk to them . i know it 's going to hurt , but you 're their mother . and i 'm sure deep down inside they still love you and they 'll understand . i mean , i know i would . katherine : you would ? sheridan : there 's no doubt in my mind . i 've had to live my whole life without my mother , and i would give anything to have her back . katherine : even if she had n't died ? if she had left you ? sheridan : well , yeah . i mean , even if she did up and leave me , i -- i 'm not saying that it would n't hurt and i 'm not saying i would n't be angry , but i 'd get over it , you know , because i know like you she would have a very good reason as to why she left . and really , bottom line is i 'd have my mother back . katherine : that 's true . sheridan : so call them , mrs . wheeler . get in touch with them . i 'm sure it 's more painful for them to not know where you are , and you 've been separated far too long . give them a call , let them know that you love them . katherine : maybe i should . this is global news , good afternoon . call tt last and final straw , renegade mp carolyn parish has been kicked out of the liberal caucus . the move comes after a another gaff by the mississauga mp . the the latest antic stomp oing george bush , at least a doll of george bush on a comedy show . tonight we 'll have complete reaction from her colleagues and constituents as well as why she said she refuses to be muzzled . details are surfacing about the facility home to raend . the 46 year old autistic man found drowned after slipping away from the home . 2003 funding report shows that there were problems at the open regional centre long before randy 's death . tonight on global news we 'll tell you why there was concern about the condition of the residents as well as staff morale . the be sure to join the global news team , michael kuss and and the outlook for the santa cl @ qs parade . join us first at 5 : 30 . ivy : whitney , do n't take this the wrong way . i 'm thrilled that you and fox are together , but you 've been here every night . i mean , you have n't been home at all . do n't you want to ? whitney : well , honestly , it really does n't feel like i have a home anymore anyway . ivy : that 's right . i heard about your parents splitting up . i 'm sorry . it must have been very hard . whitney : you know , you were married to julian , of course . i mean , did you have any idea there was anything going on between him and my mother ? ivy : well , let 's just say when julian and i were together -- whitney : mm - hmm . ivy : i always suspected there was someone else in his heart . whitney : so it did n't just destroy my parents ' marriage . it destroyed yours as well . ivy : whatever julian 's feelings were for your mother , that 's not why our marriage failed . the truth is i was in love with sam . i fell in love with him when we were teenagers and i never stopped loving him , although in the beginning i did try to love julian . fox : yeah , but he was always cheating on you . ivy : yes . yeah . your father 's infidelities did hurt . but i 'm at a place where i can accept equal responsibility for the disaster that was our marriage . by trying to pass ethan off as julian 's son , i hurt him every bit as much as he hurt me . that was a terrible , terrible mistake , although i honestly thought at the time i was doing the best thing for everyone -- for me , for julian , for sam , and especially for ethan . you know , i thought i was protecting him from the stigma of being illegitimate by passing him off as julian 's . i was so positive it was the perfect solution . i thought i was giving my baby , my unborn child a chance at a better life , a life without people whispering and staring . i mean , he was going to be a crane after all , with all of the privileges . but passing my son off as another man 's child was the worst thing i could do , for all of us . and i do n't think that any of us will ever really fully recover from it . pilar : a mother 's first priority should be the welfare of her children , but i was so blind to what really happened . i failed you . luis : that 's not true . in fact , you are a wonderful mother , the best that there is . mama , you sacrificed so much for us . pilar : but you still did n't have everything you should have -- shoes , clothes , the family trips . luis : so what ? yeah , you 're right , maybe we did n't have all the material stuff that some other kids have , but we never doubted for a second how much you loved us , and that was worth way more than all that other stuff that money could buy . mama , honest . you 're the best , we were lucky to have you . we love you . pilar : i assure you paloma does n't love me . luis : yes , she does , ok ? she 's -- paloma is just confused , you know ? she 's going to come around , though . you 'll see . pilar : god . you are all my life , all of you , and i let you down . i was a stupid , romantic fool hanging on -- hanging on to the fantasy of who your father really was , keeping my faith in him all these years . and now all of you have wound up paying the price for my poor judgment . luis : no , you are not a fool . you were a good wife , a good catholic , and a good person . and you stayed true to your marriage and you taught us honesty and strength and loyalty , and i would n't trade that for anything . pilar : i ruined your lives . luis : no , you -- you gave us our lives . please do not blame yourself . this is all papa and that woman 's fault , and they 're the ones who should pay . and i 'm going to make sure that they do . sheridan : whatever happened , i know that your children will forgive you . your daughter will forgive you . katherine : are you sure ? you 'd understand , you 'd forgive , if it were you ? sheridan : as i said , it would be hard , but in time , yes , yes , i would , and i 'm sure your children will , too . katherine : oh . martin : ahem . katherine : sheridan , there 's something that we need to talk about . singer : you are my passion for life ivy : it was wrong to deceive julian all those years , letting him think that ethan was his child , and it was wrong to deny sam his son . but the person i hurt the most was ethan , the one person i was trying to protect . whitney : but you know what ? i got to say , ethan has always seemed so happy , you know , and successful . so whatever he went through later had to have been better than growing up with people gossiping about him . ivy : that 's what i thought , too . but i was wrong . ethan was raised as alistair 's firstborn grandson and the crane heir . from birth , he was groomed to take over that empire , and he wanted to . and then when the truth came out , he lost everything -- i mean , not only what he thought was his birthright , but his identity . in an instant , everything he was was taken away from him . fox : and now it seems that neither one of your sons is going to take over at crane industries , because ethan 's not really family and father 's disowned me . ivy : julian had no right to do that . i mean , ethan may not be his son , but you certainly are , and for you to be cheated out of your birthright , it 's wrong . fox : yeah , well , especially now that he plans on giving everything to his bastard son chad . ivy : yeah , well , we 'll see about that . fox : it 's a done deal , though , you know ? i mean , i 'm out . i get nothing . chad gets everything . ivy : oh , no . i am not going to sit by and let that conniving bastard chad harris rob you of what 's rightfully yours . whitney : ok , do n't talk that way about him . chad is a good man . katherine : i do n't know how to begin . sheridan : i think i know what 's going on here . i know that it must be scary , and i would love to help you contact your children . i would even go with you to meet them . but i just can't . i mean , after last night , luis thinks that i 've betrayed him because i defended you , and it just created a horrible rift between us -- i mean , the pain that you and martin have caused his family . and i 'm afraid that if he knew i was getting more involved with you , that rift would just grow bigger and to the point where it might not even heal , and i ca n't risk that . i ca n't risk losing luis , because i -- god , i just love him so much . he 's my life . katherine : of course . i understand . katherine 's voice : if you got closer to me , it would destroy your relationship with luis . i could n't be responsible for that . katherine : you know , whatever your feelings for me are , they are not worth losing luis over . sheridan : maybe after a night apart he 'll be willing to talk . katherine : oh , i 'm sure he will . it 's so obvious how deeply , deeply he loves you , sheridan . sheridan : i love him , too . katherine : you go find him . he 's hurting , and i know that his feelings have not changed for you , not at all . sheridan : ok . you know what ? i bet he 's up at the mansion with pilar . and you know what ? remember what i said , mrs . wheeler . contact your children . they need to have you in their lives . katherine : oh , martin . martin : hey , it 's ok . let it out . katherine : i actually thought there was a moment where i could finally tell sheridan the truth , that i 'm her mother , that it 's ok , that it 's going to be ok . but i was wrong . i ca n't tell her , not now , not ever . luis : i 'll never forgive papa for abandoning us the way he did . i just ca n't believe that sheridan would defend mrs . wheeler after everything that she 's done to our family . pilar : please ? please , i do n't want to hear that woman 's name anymore . i do n't want to hear any of this . luis : i 'm sorry . pilar : i just -- i ca n't take much more right now . luis : will you at least eat something ? pilar : i told you , i do n't want to eat , i do n't want to talk , i do n't want to think . no quiero hacer nada . please , please ? i love you , luis , but i just -- i just want to be alone , please . luis : no . mama , when a lopez - fitzgerald is in pain , we stick close by , ok ? and you 're the one who taught me that as a child . pilar : i am not a child , luis . i love you , mijo . but i just need to be alone , just me and god . please ? please ? luis : ok . ok . look , you promise -- you promise you 'll call me if you need me , ok ? i 'll be close by . mama , listen to me . you are a wonderful person and a wonderful mother . now , i do n't want you ever to doubt that , especially because of what papa has done , ok ? te quiero mucho , mama . pilar : yo tambien . luis : how can my father betray my family like that ? and how could sheridan support mrs . wheeler and betray me ? floats - that can only mean one thing - santa 's on his way for the 100th annual santa claus parade . and join me sunday at 8 : 30 a.m. for countdown to santa - i 'll be live at the parade starting point with all the anticipation and excitement of parade day . tonight , things come back to haunt joey when he turns down a lead role at 7 : 30 . meanwhile a storm starts brewing on survivor vanutatu at 8 - and i 'm not talking about the weather . followed by the apprentice at 9 - see you next time . fox : whitney , i do n't understand . how can you sit there and defend chad when you know that he out and out stole my position at crane industries ? whitney : well , that 's not what i 'm doing . look , all i 'm saying is that chad has always been a good guy , and i just ca n't imagine that he would intentionally steal the crane empire from you . he 's just not like that . it must have just happened that way . fox : things like that do n't just happen . he knew exactly what he was doing . he saw a rift between me and my father , and he jumped on it , he took advantage of it . ivy : fox , chad is whitney 's half brother . fox : well , i know that , mom , and he 's mine , too , but i 'd rather forget about it . ivy : the point is i do n't think she wants us to speak ill of him , and i think we should respect that , and i am sorry if i offended you , whitney . whitney : no , no , please . it 's ok . really , it 's fine . ivy : well , if we 're all finished , i think i 'll clean up . fox : i 'll help you . ivy : ok . ivy : you know , what i really need help with is hanging all this indian corn on all the doors at the b & b and getting all the rooms ready for the guests . we are almost completely booked for thanksgiving week . fox : is that right ? ivy : yeah . fox : you got it . you really love running that place , do n't you ? ivy : yes , i do . yeah . if my sorority sisters could see me now , they would never believe that princess ivy would one day find happiness as an innkeeper , but sharing the responsibility with sam -- i love it . fox : listen , whitney , i 'm sorry . i was out of line about chad . i 'm sorry . i apologize . whitney : no , no , no . forget it . it 's ok . fox : see you later ? whitney : mm - hmm . ivy : fox ? fox : yo . ivy : could you also take out that trash ? fox : right . yeah , no problem . i can dump the trash . whitney : got it ? ivy : you know , whitney , when you first started dating fox , i was concerned . but i was wrong . you 're really , really good for him , and you 've helped the two of us get closer together , and i will always be grateful for that . whitney : oh . i 'm the one who should be grateful . i mean , you 've been so kind letting me stay here and , you know , making me feel like i 'm sort of part of a family again . ivy : you 're a good girl , whitney , and you never should have had to go through everything that happened . i mean , finding out that the man you love , the man you planned to marry was your brother . it must have been awful . whitney : yeah . you know , it 's funny , because a part of me feels like i should have known , you know ? ivy : no , no , you can not blame yourself . it 's not your fault . whitney : my brain knows that , but my heart -- that 's another story . ivy : the important thing is that you found out when you did , before you and chad got married and , god forbid , started having children . i -- whitney : yeah -- ivy : whitney , are you ok ? whitney : hmm -- no , fine . fine , thank you . ivy : i 'm so sorry . all of this talk about everything , it 's just -- it 's upset you . whitney : no . actually , it 's given me a lot to think about . thank you . ivy : i 'm just going to get the rest of this . whitney : ok . yeah , i got plenty to think about . martin : we should have never come back to harmony . it was a foolish fantasy to think that we could somehow be part of our children 's lives again . we need to leave as soon as possible and never look back , but , first , i want to see pilar and my children one last time . i ca n't just walk away again . katherine : you were right , martin . we have to go . if the secret of who i am came out , not only would alistair seek his revenge , but it would just drive this wedge between sheridan and luis . sheridan : look , luis , i know you did n't want to talk to me last night . that 's why i was hoping today -- luis : yeah , i do n't -- i just do n't know if that 's a good idea yet . sheridan : you know , i once read that the secret to a long marriage is to never go to bed angry , and it just did n't feel right going to bed without you last night . luis : after everything that we 've meant to each other , how could you not be there for me last night ? how could -- how could you support this woman that has caused my family so much pain ? what , do you not love me at all ? is that it ? sheridan : of course i do , more than anything . look , i never meant to hurt you , all right ? i never meant to let you down . that was never my intention , but you know how confused i have been about my feelings towards mrs . wheeler ever since we met her . luis : and what about the feelings you 're supposed to have for me ? sheridan : i was just concerned about her . luis : more concerned than you were for me ? more concerned than you were for my mother ? sheridan : i just felt that there was more to the story , and i still think that there is . luis : she 's treated you like a daughter , sheridan . and you know all these years she 's believed that my father is a saint and whatever reason he was forced to leave was out of his control . and you know that she 's always hoped that one day he would come back to her . sheridan : of course i do . luis : so then you had to have known how she would feel when she found out the truth . and yet you still supported this woman , this mrs . wheeler . why ? sheridan : i do n't know , all right ? i wish i did . there is just -- there 's something about mrs . wheeler , but -- look , luis , the point is , is that i love you , all right ? you have to believe that . your family is my family , too . luis : ok . fine . then i love you , too . the thing is i just do n't know if that 's enough right now , ok ? sheridan : what do you mean ? luis : well , today i found out that my father betrayed me , and i also found out that i ca n't count on the woman that i love . it 's just a lot to deal with right now . sheridan : wait , luis . whitney : as you know , i 've been seeing fox crane , and i was going to try to pass off this child as fox 's , but now i realize how crazy that is and that i could n't possibly do something like that . it would n't be fair to fox , to chad , or to my baby . father lonigan : a wise decision . whitney : so , i thought about it some more , and now i know exactly what i have to do . father lonigan : and what is that ? whitney : i 'm going to leave harmony . sheridan : i had a feeling you 'd be here . luis : look , i 'm sorry i walked out on you , ok ? i just have a lot going through my mind right now . i 'm just trying to understand it all . i can't . sheridan : i do n't understand it , either . but i do know that i love you . luis : i love you , too . sheridan : look , luis , i do n't want this to come between us , ok ? i mean , i lost you once before , and i 'm not going to lose you again . we 've loved each other too long and too deeply for our relationship to end over this . luis : i agree . the thing is i 'm just going through the worst time of my life right now , and i have to know that in the midst of this craziness and all this pain that you 're going to be there for me , by my side . i have to know that the woman i love supports me . do you ? whitney : you see , father , i got it all worked out . i 'm going to tell everyone that i 'm taking a semester abroad in europe . i 'm going to go somewhere where nobody knows me . i 'm going to have the baby . i 'm going to give him or her up for adoption . and then when i come back , it 'll be like it never even happened . father lonigan : but it will have happened , whitney . whitney : this is the best thing for everyone , father . my baby will have loving , adoptive parents who wo n't know that it 's a result of incest . and since no one in harmony will have known i 'm pregnant , no one will ever find out the truth . fox : scat ! hey ! get out of here ! stupid cat . whoo . my goodness . my mom said tabitha had a big cat , but that thing was more like a lion . is n't this perfect ? a great way to start off the morning , the place full of garbage . what is this ? a home pregnancy test ? oh , my god , it 's positive . that means someone in this family is pregnant ? i know it 's not my mom . and jessica has n't been home . oh , my god . oh , my god , whitney 's pregnant . martin : sweetheart , sweetheart , no one will ever know who you really are , i promise , and sheridan and julian will be safe . luis and sheridan 's relationship -- it 'll be fine . katherine : this is the way it has to be , martin -- martin : yeah . katherine : because as much as i want sheridan to know that i 'm her mother and as dearly as i would love to have her in my life , it can never happen . she and luis belong together . they have overcome so many obstacles to come to this place . and last night , when she started to take my side over his , it caused trouble in their relationship . if she knew who i really was , she 'd be torn . she 'd be tempted to support me over their relationship . martin : yes , she would . katherine : which is why she can never know the truth , because it would destroy her relationship with luis forever . i know that . we ca n't let that happen , martin . we can't . luis : well ? do i have your support ? sheridan : of course you do , luis . i love you . you are my life . i just met mrs . wheeler this summer , and in spite of this mysterious connection that i feel towards her , she means nothing to me . god , you mean everything . luis : hey . i did n't mean to seem selfish . sheridan : no , no , you were n't , not at all . luis : god , it 's just been horrible . sheridan : i know , i know . and i 'm sorry if you ever felt for a minute that i was n't completely behind you , because you are the one that i love . you are the one that i support , not mrs . wheeler . i mean , i barely even know her . she means nothing to me . she is no one . ethan : i 'm just looking forward to the future we 're going to have with our baby , and we 're going to have that no matter what theresa does . theresa : that 's what you think . fox : whitney , i know everything . i know that you 're having a baby . katherine : i hope you wo n't hate me . sheridan : frankly , i wish i 'd never laid eyes on you .
pilar is still depressed and feels like she is worthless , thanks to martin and katherine . luis tries to cheer her up , get her moving , but she refuses . he finally leaves her alone and runs into sheridan who apologizes and makes up for defending katherine last night . meanwhile , she has come from telling katherine she needs to find her children and let them know what 's happened to her . martin and katherine are still saying they 're leaving soon .
[ hockey whistle ] ethan : gwen , just hear me out , ok ? there 's so much i need and i want to say to you . gwen : ethan , i really do n't care what you want or need because when i wanted a husband i could trust , when i needed your love and support to help me get through my pregnancy , you were off on a beach kissing theresa , caught on tape for the whole world to see . ethan : i did a terrible thing , and i promise you it 'll never happen again . gwen : well , i do n't care if it does or it doesn't . ethan , our baby is dead , and as far as i 'm concerned , so is our marriage . so the only thing we have left to say to each other is goodbye . rebecca : oh , gwen , you do n't mean that . gwen : yeah , mother , i do . rebecca : gwen , we know how much you 're hurting , and you 've lost so much already . do n't lose what could be saved . ethan is just here to tell you that he wants to make your marriage work , so at least just hear him out . ethan : your mother 's right , you know . i love you with all my heart . just please give me a chance to prove that . rebecca : um -- i 'm going to give you two a moment alone . rebecca : oh , you murderous little hussy . you stay away from my daughter and her husband . fox : so back off , ok ? let me have whitney , and then i can do you a favor and i do n't have to tell t.c . about your sordid affair with his sainted wife . julian : i should 've killed you at birth ! fox : man , you 're hurting me ! julian : good ! unless you want to find out just how ruthless this old man can be , you 'll never threaten eve or me again . and one more thing -- you stay away from whitney russell . do n't -- do n't hurt her the way i hurt her mother . eve : t.c . , no ! whitney : no , no , do n't ! no , do n't ! liz : do n't hurt chad ! eve : no ! no ! liz : chad , go ! leave while you can ! chad : no , no , i love whitney , and i 'm not going to give up on us having a future together . t.c . : damn it , i will kill you first ! eve : t.c . , stop . beth : i have got to get my baby back from sheridan before luis realizes that it 's really her baby . mrs. wallace : how sweet . is n't that a wonderful family picture ? luis : sheridan ? sheridan , i know you think that this our baby , but -- sheridan : well , of course it is , luis . he looks just like you . does n't he , antonio ? beth : luis , look , i know sheridan is in a delicate state after eveverything she 's been through -- mrs . wallace : you should . you put her through it . beth : but king our baby and thinking that he 's hers has to stop , not only for sheridan 's sake but for antonio 's . i mean , he 's barely in control now that he knows that you love sheridan and that the baby she lost was yours . luis : beth , look , i know that antonio has a short fuse , ok , but he 'd never do anything to hurt sheridan , and neither would i . beth : right , but letting sheridan bond with a baby that is n't hers will hurt her . now , you need to get our baby back . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life theresa : you know , rebecca , i feel terrible that gwen lost her baby . i really do . but it was n't my fault . she attacked me , i defended myself , and she lost her balanced and fell . rebecca : you never accept responsibility for what you to do , do you , theresa ? no , it is never your fault . `` oh , it was n't my fault , no , that everybody found that ethan was n't a crane . oh , and it was n't my fault `` that you had to chase julian down to bermuda and then got yourself pregnant . theresa : i never wanted julian , rebecca . and you know what ? he does n't want you , either . ethan : gwen , i know that i hurt you . i know that you blame me for losing our baby and i know you do n't want me anywhere near you , but , you know , this whole terrible mess has really been a turning point for me , too . now , i ca n't undo what 's been done . i can only try to make things right , and i love you and i loved our baby . and losing sarah has cut me really deep , and i think we need to be with each other to help ourselves get through this . gwen : no , we don't . we do n't ever have to see each other again . julian : you have to stay away from whitney . i ca n't have history repeat itself . whitney 's a fine , young woman . she does n't deserve to be destroyed by a crane the way i destroyed her mother . fox : father , i 'm never going to destroy whitney . i swear to you , i honestly love her . julian : in your way , i think you do . but you see , i -- i loved eve , too . we cranes do n't love like other people . we taint what 's -- what 's pure . we corrupt what 's beautiful , destroy everything around us , especially those we love . alistair didt to your grandmother , katherine . i did it to eve . but you -- fox , you must be strong . spare whitney the fate of being loved by a crane . i mean , chad has made mistakes , but in the end he 'll be good to her . they 'll be happy together , like eve and t.c . fox : no , no . how can you even compare the two ? chad was married to another woman . he never even told whitney about it . julian : he 'll get a divorce . whitney will forgive him . he 'll do right by her . i 'm not asking for myself . i 'm asking for whitney 's sake . if you truly love her as much as you say you do -- god , leave her alone . chad : i love you , whitney . and deep down , i know you still love me . eve : chad , will you get out of here while you still can ? t.c . : yeah , damn it , go back to your damn wife ! chad : i do n't love latoya . i 'm getting a divorce . i 'm going to marry whitney . t.c . : stay the hell away from my daughter . we 're taking her back to harmony . she never wants to see you again . chad : i 'll come back to harmony to get you , i swear . t.c . : over my dead body ! liz : chad , go . go now . i do n't care what you have to do . this is n't helping you or whitney . chad : all right , all right , i 'll leave . but i 'm coming back for whitney . we will be together , i promise . beth : i do n't want to cause sheridan any more grief after the hell she 's been through , but she ca n't take our baby . especially when it 's obvious that she 's not thinking straight . i mean , telling antonio that it 's your baby she 's holding ? luis : i know . i know , but -- how the hell did this all happen , anyway ? [ martin fusses ] beth : i was just giving martin his new formula and she came in , she took one look at him , and she said that he 's hers and then she took him from me . she must be suffering from , like , posttraumatic stress or something . even the doctor and i tried to tell her that her baby 's gone . sheridan 's in denial . luis , you 've got to get our baby back right now . doctor : i think it best that sheridan hear the facts of the situation from somebody she loves and trusts . and since you seem to be closer to her than her sbsband -- luis : all right , i 'll try . beth : ok . antonio : luis -- luis : what ? antonio : sheridan said you may be the father of the baby , but i want to hear it from you . is it true or not ? luis : i do n't know for sure . antonio : so then you could be . luis : yeah , well , sheridan and i both felt the baby was ours , yes . antonio : because you were with her after we got back to harmony . you , my own brother , slept with the woman i love ! rebecca : do n't try to change the subject here . i am talking about you being a relentless hussy , not about my pookie . theresa : hmm . your poieie ? he really is n't your pookie , now , is he , rebecca ? rebecca : we are engaged . this rock here -- theresa : yeah . rebecca : is a sign of julian 's lasting love and devotion . theresa : i think julian would rather tie a noose around his own neck than tie the knot with you . rebecca : wrong , wrong , wrong . theresa : but who could blame him ? i mean , with those crazy costumes and a donkey trained to do god knows what , julian has no desire for you , much less love . ethan : never see each other again ? you ca n't be serious . gwen : yes , ethan , i am . i want nothing to do with you . ethan : gwen , we 're married . we took vows for better or for worse , and i think we need to face this tragedy together . gwen : well , ethan , this tragedy would not have happened if we would have been together in the first place . but that vow you took , that one about forsaking all others ? ethan : i never slept with theresa ! gwen : in your mind , you did , ethan . just admit it . or do n't admit it , you know ? that 's ok because it does n't matter . theresa -- she was right this whole time . you do n't really love me , ethan . you only married me because i was pregnant with your child . you wanted to do right by me and our child by giving your baby the loving family that you never had . but we do n't have a child anymore , ethan . she is dead , just like our marriage , so i am going to release you . you are free to go . you are free to go back to theresa . luis : now , look , i know finding out that sheridan and i are in love and we 're together is hell for you , ok ? but you promised mama that we were not going to fight in front of sheridan . antonio : fine , let 's go outside so i can beat the hell out of you . luis : now , look , antonio , this has gone on for months , ok ? i 'm sure that it can linger a while -- a while longer , ok ? but right now sheridan needs our help and our dederstanding , ok ? antonio : you 've always got a reason to be near her , do n't you ? always got an excuse . luis : antonio , sheridan has beth 's baby . beth wants the baby back , ok ? so would you let mtry and convince sheridan the baby 's not hers , huh ? for beth 's sake ? pilar : antonio , please . first things first . luis : hey . sheridan : is n't our baby beautiful , luis ? luis : yeah . yeah , he is beautiful . but he 's not ours . sheridan : of course he is . i would know my baby anywhere . i recognized his cry from before the kidnapper took him from me . he 's our baby , luis , yours and mine . mrs. wallace : sheridan knows . and even if luis does n't believe her , she could be the one who insists on a blood test to prove it . and you know what that means , do n't you ? it means that sheridan gets her baby back . she gets luis , and you get to go to jail for a long , long , long , long time ! yes ! ? ? rebecca : you are a cold - hearted , calculating bitch , a relentless predator who is directly responsible for the death of an innocent , little baby . you are evil , theresa -- evil to the core . and i hope you rot in hell for everything you 've done . theresa : so much venom , rebecca . but then again , you are just a snake in the grass , looking for its next prey . you got your fangs set to snag julian , but even a perverted , pathetic excuse of a man like him does n't want you any more than ethan wants your daughter . ethan : i do n't want you to release me . i want you to love me . i want to make a life with you . gwen : even with our daughter dead and our lives in a shambles , you are still trying to be noble . you are still trying to do the right thing . that is why you married me , ethan , because it was the right thing to do , it was the noble thing to do . and i do n't know , you know , if you convincedouourself you 're in love with me , but you 're not . ethan : yes , i am ! gwen : no , ethan , you 're not ! because a man who was truly in love with his wife would not have been on a beach making out with another woman when his wife needed him the most , when she was the hospital , fighting single - handedly to save the life of their baby ! ethan : gwen , i -- gwen : admit , it ethan ! just admit it . and please do not add insult to injury by lying to me now . not now , not about this . not when you and i both know that you are in love with theresa . fox : well , i 'm sorry , father . i hear what you 're saying , and for once i really believe that you 're being sincere . really . listen to me -- i ca n't leave whitney alone . i love her . look , i was n't plotting to , and i was n't planning to . it just kind of happened . dad , i saw her singing at the harmony blue note . i was just swept away . julian : dear god , this is history repeating itself in the worst possible way . you have to break the cycle , fox . you have to be stronger than i was . you have to be better than i was . you have to spare whitney the pain that i caused her mother . if i 'd left her mother alone all those years ago , she and t.c . would be having a wonderful life . they -- they would n't be clouded by all the secrets having over her head , secrets that threaten to destroy everything that she holds dear . if you truly love whitney , you 'll leave her alone . you 'll spare her the fate that her mother suffered because i loved her . fox : i hear where you 're coming from , and it 's -- i got to tell you , it 's -- i do n't know -- it 's amazing to see that you actually have real feelings for someone . but , father , look , dr . eve would n't be in the position that she 's in right now if you would have married her when you had the chance , so why did n't you just marry her ? julian : my father would n't allow it . i was too weak to follow my heart . fox : your father would n't allow it ? well , then maybe the lesson here is that if i stand up to you the way you wanted to stand up to grandfather then , i can have t l life with whitney that you should have had with her mother . dad , you and eve -- you could be happily married right now , and neither one of you would have anything to hide . t.c . : i mean , the nerve of that boy ! i mean , how could he think that you would want him back after his wife damn near took you out with a bullet tonight ? whitney , i want you to get packed . i want to get the hell out of this godforsaken town as soon as possible . whitney : yes , daddy . t.c . : i 'm going to call the airport , i 'm going to make sure that nothing is keeping us from leaving . eve : come on , honey , let me help you pack . liz : can i help ? eve : no , liz . my daughter and i are doing just fine , thank you . but thanks for asking . whitney : coming to l.a. has been nothing but a nightmare . not for just chad and me , but theresa , ethan , and fox -- they almost died tonight . plus , gwen lost her baby . eve : gwen . oh , i forgot all about gwen . i was supposed to assess her condition before we left . i 'll have to get to the hospital . honey , tell your father where i 've gone when he gets off the phone , and he can pick me up on the way to the airport , ok ? and do n't you think about trying anything with my husband while i 'm gone . liz : what could i possibly do with whitney here ? eve : i do n't know . but you just leave my husband alone . liz : do n't count on it , sis . pilar : mijo , i know you 're about to lose control , and i do n't blame you . but you have to stay calm for sheridan 's sake . antonio : well , i really love her , mama . pilar : i know . and that has been the problem the whole time . nobody wanted to hurt you with the truth . antonio : what , that luis stole my wife and slept with her and got her pregnant ? pilar : that is not what happened . antonio : all i know is that i 'm having to sit here and watch him comfort her when i should be the one doing it . my own brother is over there fawning all over my wife . it makes me so angry . makes me sick to my stomach . sheridan : why do you keep saying that this baby is n't ours ? he looks just like you . luis : sheridan , if he looks like me , it 's because he 's my son . he 's my son with beth . sheridan : beth ? no . luis , he is not beth 's son . he 's mine . is it me ? am i that difficult ? singer : you are my passion for life theresa : well , slapping me is certainly not going to change anything . it 's not going to make julian love you any more than it 's going to make ethan love gwen . rebecca : oh , ethan was in love with gwen a long time before you started throwing yourself at him . theresa : but he does n't love her the way he loves me . the only reason ethan married gwen was to give their baby a father . now ethan and gwen have no baby . rebecca : mm - hmm , thanks to you . theresa : stop saying that . i never wanted gwen 's baby to die . i would n't wish that on any woman , even a sow like you . but now ethan and gwen do n't have a baby , so there 's no reason for him to stay married to her . and i 'm sure he won't . rebecca : you know , you were eavesdropping earlier . so you heard ethan tell gwen that he wanted to make their marriage work . theresa : yeah , but gwen does n't want to fix things with ethan . she knows as well as you do that ethan love me and not her . and unlike you , rebecca , gwen does n't want to be married to a man that does n't love her . ethan : gwen , i do love you . that 's why i 'm here , to try to fix what i broke between us . now , if i only married you to be a father to our baby , then , well , i would be filing for divorce right now . i 'd be dumping you and going back to theresa , but i 'm not , am i ? i 'm here , and i want to recommit myself to you and to our marriage . we can grieve for sarah together . we can heal together . we can plan our future together if you 'll just give me the chance . i will spend the rest of my life making up for the pain that i caused you . julian : standing up to father would have been one thing . living with the consequences , quite another . he would never have allowed us to be happy , nor will t.c . when it comes to you and whitney . fox : well , fine . well , t.c . may hate the cranes , but you know what , he hates chad even more . julian : and you 're going to take advantage of that and move in on whitney when she 's most vulnerable . fox : no . i know that you ca n't help but see it that way . i mean , we cranes are taught to move in on the competition when it 's at its weakest , but that 's not whai ' i 'm doing . chad brought this on himself . he lied to her . and i 'm going to be there for her because i love her . julian : and i know you ca n't help but see it that way . it 's the crane in you . but you 're taking advantage of the situation . fox : you know what ? i thought we broke some ground here tonight , but , well , i guess i was wrong . you know what ? if i 'm a snake in the grass , then i 'm a snake in the grass . julian : fox , do n't -- fox : no , you know what ? excuse me , i have to go slither in for the kill . julian : fox . fox . antonio : look at him -- my so - called sainted brother . i ca n't even help my own wife . pilar : antonio , this is not about luis . this is about sheridan . and at this moment , right or wrong , she needs your brother . antonio : you know , luis -- he did n't just steal my wife . he took my baby from me , too pilar : look , luis never meant to hurt you , and neither did sheridan . this situation was complicated from the start . the circumstances made it worse , mijo . they both love you very much . no one is to blame here . antonio : luis is to blame ! he 's to blame for all of this ! sheridan : this is n't your baby with beth , luis . this is ours -- yours and mine . luis : sheridan , look , i know that you want it to be , ok ? i want it to be , too . sheridan : yes . luis : sheridan , it 's not . beth had him while you were being held hostage . i know this is my son because i was there right after she delivered . sheridan : no , i -- i remember holding my baby . i remember how sweet my baby smelled . i -- i remember its coos and cries . this is that same baby . this is our son , luis . luluis : ok . maybe he just seems familiar to you because he 's our baby 's half- brother . sheridan : no . this is the life that our love created . this is our son . mrs. wallace : oh -- you are fighting a losing battle . sheridan 's nev g going to give that baby up . beth : two words for you -- mrs . wallace : `` shut up `` ? beth : sweet serenity . um , sheridan , thanks for holding my baby , but i can take him back now , ok ? luis : sheridan , go ahead . go on , give beth the baby . sheridan : you know , luis , we can just run away , the two of us and the baby . luis : what ? sheridan : i have enough money . we can vanish without a trace . no one will ever find us , but we -- we will find all the happiness that we 've ever been denied . yeah . yeah . brenda : a classic . johnny : man , iever forget a face . my friends call meovove shack because of the name there . had a childhood . theresa : rebecca , it 's only a matter of time before ethan and i are married , which is more than i can say for you and julian . rebecca : wrong on both counts . theresa : no , i am going to marry ethan . but you will never be mrs . julian crane . he 's moved on to someone else , leaving you an oversexed , overripe opportunist , all alone . ethan : honey , as soon as you 're strong enough , we can go back to harmony . we can start over . and i -- i will be the most devoted and loving husband you can ever imagine . and before you know it -- before you know it , we 'll be the proud parents of another baby . gwen : you want me to just forget about sarah ? ethan : no , no , honey , i -- gwen : i ca n't believe how cold - hearted you are , ethan . my god , i want nothing to do with you ! rebecca : i hate to say it , but she may be right . my julian has moved on . and when i find out who he 's moved on to , i 'm going to kill her . eve : julian . what are you doing here ? julian : i -- i was on my way to see gwen and rebecca . eve : oh , of course . me , too . i promised rebecca that i would come and check on gwen before we flew back to harmony with -- with whitney . julian : god , i so wish that t.c . would let you use my plane . eve : oh , you know t.c . it just about killed him that you could fly us here to see whitney . julian : how is she doing , by the way ? eve : well , she 's -- she 's still shaken up from this ordeal with puff dog and latoya . julian : that 's understandable . eve : julian , please thank fox again for me for everything that he did . if it was n't for him negotiating with puff dog , whitney and the others -- they 'd be dead by now . julian : undoubtedly . eve : you should be proud ofoxox , julian . he 's grown into a fine young man . julian : yeah . i 'm just glad whitney 's all right . eve : yeah , me , too . of course , t.c . is not going to rest until he has whitney home in harmony and away from chad , who came by , evidently , to try and convince whitney to -- to stay out here and give him another chance . of course , t.c . was livid . julian : i can just imagine . did chad make any headway with whitney ? eve : i -- i doubt it . she 's still a angry at him for hiding his past . julian : that 's the price one pays for keeping secrets . we 've pt our secrets for over 20 years . i think you 're so selfless with gwen . i mean , her loss must be such a painful reminder of losing our child . eve : gwen 's baby is gone forever , and our son could still be alive . julian : i 'm going to keep searching . one fine day i 'll find him . i know that i will . eve : thank you , julian . fox : what are you doing here ? chad : oh . well , i came to see whitney . you know , try to get her to forgive me . fox : right . any luck with that , or -- chad : no . fox : none , huh ? chad : no , she 's still angry at me for not tellinheher about latoya , and coach russell is ready to kill me over whitney getting shot and all , so -- fox : well , i ca n't say that i blame him , right ? chad : yeah , me , neither . but i 'm not giving up . i 'm going to get a divorce from latoya , i 'm going to get my career back on track , producing some other singer , and then i 'm going to go back to harmony and win her . prove to the russells i 'm good enough for their daughter and make whitney mine again . liz : do you want to pack this ? whitney : uh -- no , you can leave it . liz : t.c . , we 're ready . t.c . : all right , let 's go . whitney : if we go down the back way , there wo n't be as many stairs . luis : sheridan , we ca n't leave town with this baby . sheridan , he 's not ours to take , ok ? he 's beth 's . all right , now , please , give the baby back . sheridan : no . i told you , beth -- beth is wrong . she 's mistaken . all right , this -- this is our baby , yours and mine . i 'm sure of it . luis : sheridan , you trust me , don'yoyou ? sheridan : with my life . luis : well , then trust me on this . give beth the baby . please ? sheridan : but i 've lost him once already . luis : just do this one little thing for me , ok ? beth : hi . oh . [ martin cries ] sheridan : see ? you see ? i told you that 's my baby ! it 's crying for me ! it wants its mother ! beth : ok . ok . ok . shh . ethan : gwen , what are you doing ? gwen : i 'm going to go find my mother and then have her make arrangements to take me and sarah back to harmony . i 'm going to bury my little girl , and then i 'm going to bury my past with you and start over . ethan : gwen , don't . come on , we can work this out ! gwen : well , theresa . my gdness , i hope i did n't keep you waiting for ethan too terribly long . ethan : theresa , what are you doing here ? i told you i needed to work things out with her . theresa : i know . i was -- gwen : you were -- you were hongng that i would refuse to take ethan back , right ? well , you got your wish . i mean , you had to destroy my marriage and kill my baby to get what you wanted , but , hey , what 's an innocent life compared to your psychotic need for ethan ? theresa : gwen , i never meant to hurt -- gwen : you say you never meant to hurt me or my baby , and i swear to god those will be your dying words . just take ethan and go . he 's yours , theresa . he is all yours . chad : do me a favo fox : sure , anything . chad : well , go back to harmony , take care of whitney until i get my act together and come and get her . fox : ok . ok , yeah , sure . i 'll take -- i 'll take real good care of whitney for you . chad : all right . thank you . fox : no , chad , thank you . thank you for handing whitney over to me on a silver platter . t.c . : we 'll stop by the hospital , pick up your mother , and get out of this godforsaken place . and then when we get back in harmony , i hope i never see julian crane again . liz 's voice : i would n't count on it , t.c . not when julian is in love with your wife . eve : thank you , julian , again , for the use of your -- of your jet and for saving my life . julian : just be happy . be happy with t.c . and your daughters because i 'm content to love you from afar . eve : well , good luck with rebecca . i -- i hope the two of you will be very happy together . julian : thank you , but i 'm not going to marry rebecca . eve : you 're not ? julian : if i ca n't have you , i 'd rather be alone . rebecca : if i find out who julian is messing around with , i 'm going to kill her . eve : rebecca already suspects that you 're in love with another woman . if you do n't marry her , she could be jusasas dangerous to us as liz is . julian : i 'm not worried about rebecca . she 'll never know that -- that you 're the one that i love with all my heart . antonio : i should be with sheridan , not my backstabbing brother . pilar : mijo , please , keep your voice down . this is not the timeo attack luis for loving sheridan . antonio : all right , fine . but this is not over , not by a long shot . i 'm going to be with sheridan , luis or no luis . [ martin cries ] sheridan : that 's it . i want my baby back ! luis : sheridan -- sheridan : he needs me ! he needs his mother . luis : stop . it 's not our baby . sheridan : yes , it is , luis . luis : no -- sheridan : luis , i 'm sure of it . mrs. wallace : you had better make that baby coo instead of cry -- beth : shh , shh , shh . mrs. wallace : or people are going to start wondering if sheridan is n't right . beth : here , come here . ok , ok . shh , shh , shh . sheridan : my baby 's crying . he needs me . luis : sheridan -- sheridan , it is not our baby , ok ? now , wherever he or she is , i 'm not going to stop looking until i find him , ok ? i promise . mrs. wallace : did you hear that ? did you hear that ? luis is not going to give up . and sooner or later , he is going to tumble onto what you have done . and when he does , the cradle will fall and down will come bethie , baby and all yes . gwen : do n't you ever speak my baby 's name . i am going to get you out of my life ! i 'm going to do to you what you did to my sarah ! ethan : gwen , stop it ! gwen : i 'm going to kill you ! t.c . : what 's going on ? rebecca : t.c . oh , i am so glad you 're here .
chad and his love gets him into dangerous consequences . rebecca and theresa end up having words over all that has happened between her , ethan , and gwen . gwen decides she can not let ethan back into her heart . fox and julian have a father son talk . once they are through fox decides he wants to be with whitney more than ever despite what has father has said . luis tries to calm down a distraught sheridan and tell her she 's made a mistake with her baby . meanwhile , a heartbroken antonio does all he can to accept reality .
fancy : this is heaven , just the two of us here together again . noah : thanks to you tricking esme into flying to london , thinking lord sarni wants to m - m - marry her . fancy : hmm . naughty me . noah : naughty and nice . but before we rub - a - dub - dub the night away , there is something i want to get clear . fancy : aw , ca n't we get clear tomorrow ? noah : we could . but then tonight might be the last night we 'd ever spend together . is that what you want ? [ scene_break ] eve : hi . julian : hello . are ethan 's test results in yet ? eve : no , it 's going to be a while before we find out whether ethan has any brain function left or not . you know , julian , this is all my fault . if i had n't given theresa those pills to sedate alistair so he would n't violate her , none of this would be happening . julian : you were only trying to help theresa . you did n't know that she 'd take those pills and try to kill father , only to have ethan accidentally drugged into a coma instead . eve : it 's just devastating that someone 's life can even be unintentionally just destroyed . liz : i remember how you hurt me , damaged me . i had to have another operation , julian . and because of it , i could never think about having children . eve : what 's the matter , julian ? liz : damn you , julian , and damn you , eve . you 're both to blame for ruining my life . and you 're both going to pay . [ scene_break ] gwen : ethan , i ca n't believe it 's come to this . i am sitting here waiting for test results that could leave me to honor your wishes and end your life . honey , i wish i could go back in time and just see what theresa coming into our lives would mean , the misery she 's caused us , the pain she 's caused us . if i knew then what i know now , i would have just killed her six years ago when we first crossed paths with her . baby , i would do anything , anything in this world to spare you this . [ scene_break ] alistair : i said that ethan is dead to me ever since i found out he was n't a crane . now , if that latest test proves that he 's brain - dead , then gwen is going to execute his will , pull the plug , and that will be the end of the story . theresa : no , you know what , that 's not the end of the story , not if you change your mind and you help me save ethan 's life ! alistair : i said no ! i want him out of my life and out of your life . theresa : i love him . alistair : all the more reason why he should be dead . [ scene_break ] woman : i hope kay bennett takes my advice . woman : you did n't ask me for advice , but i 'll give you one tidbit anyway . if you love fox , do n't give up on your love , no matter what . i 've learned from my mistakes , alistair . i 've learned what it takes to teach you a lesson . and i will , starting tonight . [ scene_break ] fancy : why ca n't you be like other guys and talk after you make hot , sudsy love to me ? noah : because i care about you too much to take advantage of you like that . fancy : damn , you 're good . ok , what 's this thing we need to get clear on ? noah : alistair 's job offer and my refusal to take it . i need you to understand that i can never work for your grandfather . fancy : i get it now . noah : really ? fancy : i 've thought it through and realized that you could never work for anyone who hurt you and your family as much as my grandfather has , no matter how much money was in it for you . noah : you 're ok with that ? fancy : more than ok . you 're a man who lives your beliefs . and not only is that really sexy , it 's made me look at my life and realize that i can do better . noah : wow . fancy : like treating people the way i want to be treated , whether they 're rich or not . noah : i 'm impressed . fancy : and i 've realized that money is n't everything . what 's important is what we have right here , right now . i never want to lose it or you again . [ scene_break ] sheridan : chris , can you help james say his prayers ? chris : i 'm coming . will you guys excuse me ? paloma : mm - hmm . chris : thanks . roberto : paloma , let 's go . we need to get the drugs to the connection on time . paloma : yeah , but i want to talk to sheridan first about marty and beth . maybe beth 's call is making sheridan think about luis and how things ended between them . roberto : yeah , but you said sheridan blamed luis for beth going away with marty . paloma : yeah , but luis told me something that i need to tell sheridan . roberto : well , make it quick because we can not afford to miss that drug delivery . paloma : ok . roberto : all right . sheridan : you should see james saying his prayers . it 's the sweetest thing . paloma : i pray for you , sheridan . sheridan : excuse me ? paloma : i pray for you . so do mama and papa . we know how much it hurt to lose luis . which is why i need to tell you what he said he wished for you . [ scene_break ] julian : would you -- would you excuse me for a moment ? there 's some unfinished business i need to take care of . eve : really ? now ? julian : well , it 's important , and i 'll be back as soon as i can -- sooner if you or ethan need me . eve : of course . julian : listen to me -- i love you with all my heart . every day i thank god that he allowed us to find our way back into each other 's lives . eve : i feel exactly the same way . julian : i 'm sorry to leave you now , eve , but i ca n't stop thinking about liz when she said i was the reason she could n't have children of her own . i have to find out what she meant and why her anger at me has made her hate you so much . eve : i have such a wonderful life , julian , and it 's all thanks to you . you 've given me your heart and your bed and a son -- our son . liz : it 's not fair . it 's just not fair . [ scene_break ] gwen : honey , i know you do n't want to live like this . believe me , i do n't blame you . if those test results come back and say that your condition is hopeless , you have made it very clear that you want me to let you go . gwen : honey , i do n't think i can do this . i really , really do n't think i can do this . i 'm really not as strong as you think i am , and i 'm really not sure where i 'm supposed to find the courage to let you go . honey , how am i supposed to be responsible for ending your life ? [ scene_break ] alistair : i suggest you get your best black suit out and pearls . i know you would like to look your prettiest for ethan 's funeral . theresa : just stop saying that , ok ? we do n't know for sure that ethan 's going to die . those new test results could come back and they could show that eventually he 'll be ok , and then gwen wo n't pull the plug on him . alistair : oh , i would n't count on that . i think it 'd be very wise of you to let me sneak you into ethan 's room before gwen pulls the plug . that way you can bid your beloved hasta la vista , baby . theresa : what are you talking about ? theresa : you already know the test results , do n't you ? you know ethan 's situation is hopeless . and either way , he is going to die . [ scene_break ] sheridan : you and luis talked about me ? paloma : si . it was late one night at mama 's house . you and luis were having trouble , so he stayed with us . i got up to get a snack and found luis in the kitchen making a sandwich . he was afraid you both would never patch things up . of course , you did that time , but it upset him to think that you 'd ever be alone without him to look after you . sheridan : luis said that ? paloma : he hoped that if for some reason you were n't together , you would move on with someone else , and that if he died , instead of wasting your time missing him , you would use it to find another love and be happy . sheridan : that 's exactly what luis said to me tonight . paloma : como ? sheridan : i saw luis earlier at the beach . i do n't know if it was a vision or dream , but it was definitely luis . paloma : es increible . sheridan : the thing is , is i do n't know if i can move on this time . paloma : well , i think chris is hoping you can . sheridan : would you be ok with that ? paloma : si . and luis would be , too . [ scene_break ] gwen : it took us a long time to get married because of theresa , too long , but we finally did . and despite her costing us our own children , we finally have your daughter with us . and finally we 're going to have the family that we always dreamed of . now , because of theresa , i may be losing you forever . gwen : dr. russell , do you have the test results yet ? eve : no , honey , i just checked . it 's going to be a little while longer . gwen : this waiting is killing me . i mean , this waiting is really killing me . and i know you 're doing the best you can , but -- eve : and so are you , sweetheart . this is hard , i know it . you know , julian and i were apart for a long time . and now we 're finally back together again and i do n't know what i would do if something was trying to separate me from him . [ scene_break ] liz : julian . what are you doing here ? julian : i came to talk to you . liz : about what ? julian : about the things you accused me of . of having sex with you back in boston and making it so hideous that you never wanted to have children of your own . i need to know what i may have done and if that fueled your hatred for eve . [ scene_break ] alistair : so ? do you want me to get you in to see ethan or not ? theresa : you want me to see ethan because you already know the situation is hopeless , and once gwen learns the test results , she 's going to take him off life - support . alistair : one more time , theresa -- i can get you in to say adios to ethan . do you want my help or not ? theresa : i want you dead . alistair : then you 'd better be a little more careful next time you try to kill me . theresa : well , you were supposed to eat the poisoned guacamole , alistair , not ethan . alistair : oh , so it 's my fault that ethan 's now a vegetable ? oh , no , no , no , theresa , that was all your fault . theresa : just shut up . alistair : my , my , my . tell me , how does it feel to know that you 're to blame for the demise of the man you love , or your soul mate , as you 're so fond of saying ? theresa : i said shut the hell up ! alistair : it 's just a very strange turn of events . i mean , all this time you were convinced that fate had you and ethan together , but , you know , it turns out that you were wrong . i think your fate was to kill ethan . alistair : why do n't you save some of that for our marital bed , darling ? i do n't mind a little discipline now and then . focus , theresa . do you want me to get you in to see ethan while he 's still alive or would you rather wait until he 's sporting a toe tag ? [ scene_break ] noah : so , are you ok with dating a limo driver ? fancy : hmm , why not ? it 's not as though you 'll spend the rest of your life chauffeuring people around . noah : what if i do ? fancy : do what ? noah : what if i decide that being a limo driver is my life 's work ? would you be ok with that ? fancy : you can drive a limo , a garbage truck , even a tractor , as long as at the end of the day you come home to me . noah : hmm . noah : it 's a deal . as long as you do n't turn into your grandfather and start keeping tabs on me . fancy : i trust you , noah . it 's women throwing themselves at you like esme did that i do n't trust . noah : so you t - t - tricked her into l - l - leaving with that c - c - call you made . fancy : [ british accent ] you g - g - got it . [ normal voice ] boy , will esme be mad when she gets to england and learns that lord sarni 's mother is alive and well and as mean as ever . esme : oh , i ca n't wait to tell milord i am on my way to jolly old england . [ phone rings ] woman : wimbleyshire hall . who dares call hear at such an ungodly hour ? esme : oh , get over yourself , charwoman . this is esme calling lord sarni . woman : esme ? you slut ! esme : duchess ? is that you ? duchess : indeed it is , you jet - setting jezebel . what the bloody hell are you doing calling my son ? esme : well , what are you doing answering the phone ? you 're dead . [ scene_break ] roberto : paloma , it 's time to go . paloma : si . ya voy . remember , sheridan , luis did n't want your life to end with his . he wanted you to move on , find another love , be happy . sheridan : i 'm going to try . paloma : you love james . maybe you 'll come to love chris , too . roberto : we have just enough time to make our delivery . paloma : i ca n't wait to get rid of those drugs . roberto : do n't worry , this drop will be as smooth as the others , all right ? buenas noches . sheridan : good night . paloma : good night . chris : thanks again . chris : james went right back to sleep . how are you doing ? sheridan : better now that i know that james is safe . he 's such a wonderful little boy . chris : you 're not so bad yourself , you know . sheridan : you know , my life would be just perfect if i could spend the rest of it taking care of him . chris : well , that 's not going to happen . [ scene_break ] liz : so you want a play - by - play of what happened between us in boston ? julian : that 's right . i know i was a bastard back then , but to have been as terrible as you claim ? liz : maybe you were too drunk to remember or maybe you just blocked it out . but i have n't forgotten a thing , julian . you took me someplace , promising that i 'd see eve . except she was n't there . and when i tried to leave , you would n't let me . you shoved me up against a wall . young liz : no ! liz : you kissed me with a vengeance . do you remember that ? julian : no . liz : i was wearing a new dress . young liz : no , no ! liz : you ripped it off of me and tossed it over your shoulder . it caught on the ceiling fan . you thought it was the funniest thing you 'd ever seen , my tattered dress going round and round . just like i was . then you turned back to me -- young liz : no , no . liz : shoved me down , ripped off my panties , and had your way with me . it was rough and ugly and it hurt like hell . when it was over , i remember lying there , looking up , seeing my dress swirling around on that ceiling fan . it made me sick , julian . liz : because of you , and my father before you , the idea of sex -- that having children could come from such an act -- sex became repugnant to me . julian : i 'm sorry , i -- i do n't remember any of that . julian : oh , my god . i did force myself on you . no wonder you hate me so much . [ scene_break ] paloma : do you see our connection ? roberto : not yet . look , let 's go have a drink while we wait , ok ? paloma : ok . paloma : i do n't like this , roberto . what if the place is raided before we hand over the drugs and we get arrested ? roberto : you 're worrying too much , palomita . look , we 'll get the drugs to our connection , then we 'll leave . this will be over with before you know it , ok ? calm down . man : i 'm calling for backup . when it gets here , we 're going to raid this place and arrest anyone with as much as an aspirin . [ scene_break ] sheridan : you do n't want me to take care of james ? chris : you did n't let me finish , sheridan . you can take care of james on one condition -- that you let me take care of you . sheridan : take care of me how ? chris : the way a man takes care of a woman that he loves . sheridan : oh , chris . [ scene_break ] gwen : i wish i could pull the plug on theresa . then i 'd choke her with it , then make sure she was dead . eve : gwen , stop it , honey . you got to have control of yourself . you wo n't be able to deal with ethan 's prognosis whatever it is if you 're not thinking clearly . gwen : i know that , eve . it 's just to see him like this and know that he is here because of her -- she put him here . eve : let 's go to the cafeteria and get something to eat . come on , you need to keep your strength up for yourself as well as ethan . gwen : i do n't want to leave him , not even for a second . eve : ethan 's vitals are being monitored by the i.c.u . desk . there is a guard in front of the door , so you do n't have to worry about theresa getting in . gwen : all right , just for a minute , though . ok , my handsome man . i 'm just going to be gone for a few minutes . please know that no matter what happens i love you and i will love you always . [ scene_break ] theresa : so does gwen already know ethan 's test results ? alistair : not yet , but she will soon . theresa : well , then there is n't much time . alistair : so you do want to see ethan ? theresa : i just do n't believe this . alistair : if i were you , i 'd save those tears for what will turn out to be a heart - wrenching goodbye scene . yes . would you take my weeping wife to the hospital and have our people get her in to see ethan winthrop on the sly ? my man will be outside waiting in front for you . oh . take this . you 'll need it . alistair : oh , my god . oh , my god . guard : you pressed the panic button , mr. crane ? alistair : the window . someone was at that window . guard : i do n't see anyone , sir . alistair : what ? guard : there 's no one out there . alistair : well , i -- well , you go out and check the grounds , see if you see -- guard : yes , sir . alistair : any sign of an intruder . go ! this ca n't be . this can not be ! no . no . [ scene_break ] fancy : being here with you is heaven , noah , pure heaven . noah : no alistair , no interruptions . fancy : no esme . [ scene_break ] esme : duchess ! your son said you were dead ! duchess : dead - set against you marrying into our family , yes ! other than that , i 'm bloody well fine . esme : does this mean the wedding 's off ? duchess : let me put it to you this way , esme -- camilla has a better chance of being the spokesperson of the british dental society than you do of marrying my son ! [ scene_break ] julian : oh , my god . for once , you 're telling the truth . when you came to boston looking for eve , i did do those terrible things to you . liz : you were my first , julian . besides my father , of course . and it was so rough and ugly , the thought of having sex with a man , much less having his children -- it just became something i could n't get past . i saw doctors , i saw psychiatrists , hypnotists . no one could help me . julian : would you -- would you let me help you ? i 'll bring in the best specialists from around the world . liz : what 's the point ? who am i going to have a baby with ? antonio 's dead . t.c . does n't want me . julian : there has to be -- there has to be something i can do . liz : julian , do you think throwing money at my problem 's going to solve it ? julian : i want to help you . you tell me what you want and i 'll make sure that you get it . [ scene_break ] theresa : thank you for getting me past security . orderly : i just do what mr. crane wants , mrs. crane . theresa : do n't we all ? theresa : i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry . you know , there 's always been so much hope for us , and now that 's gone . and very soon , you will be , too . [ scene_break ] gwen : eve , thank you for helping me to stay focused . you know , i may not have much time left with ethan and i should really spend it loving him and not railing against theresa . eve : you go in there and be with ethan , honey . i 'm going to try to find out if those latest test results are in . gwen : ok , thank you . so , any sign of theresa ? guard : no , ma'am . i think she finally got the message to leave mr. winthrop alone . gwen : good . thank you . you can go on a break if you want . guard : thank you . gwen : thank you . gwen : are you kidding me ? i mean , how the hell did you get in here ? theresa : gwen , please -- gwen : no , i 'm going to kill you , theresa , and this time i mean it . [ scene_break ] noah : mmm . noah : what are you giggling about ? bubbles tickling your nose ? fancy : i was just thinking about poor esme , how put out she 'll be to know i tricked her into rushing off to england thinking lord sarni has finally agreed to marry her . noah : put out ? she 's going to be furious . fancy : mm - hmm . [ scene_break ] esme : lord sarni called me in the states and asked me to marry him and i was about to fly in to accept . duchess : rubbish , child . my son is on an eco - tour of the rain forest in belize . we called it british honduras in my day . damn the rise of nationalism . where was i ? oh , yes -- there are no phones in the jungle , you title - grasping commoner , so my sweet sarni could n't have possibly called you . esme : well , if he did n't call me , who -- fancy : so , esme , what 's the latest with you and lord sarni ? esme : well , he took me on holiday to scotland in june . fancy : [ british accent ] and d - did sarni s - s - sport a k - kilt ? esme : fancy ! oh , this is all her doing ! duchess : what are you blathering about ? esme : oh , nothing , duchess . sorry to bother you . go back to sleep . fancy crane , you will pay for this ! get me back to harmony ! [ scene_break ] julian : just tell me how i can help you . you tell me what you want . liz : i want you . [ scene_break ] alistair : what ? guard : sorry , mr. crane , there was no evidence of an intruder on the grounds . alistair : oh -- i 'm really not that surprised . you know , a moonlit night like this , i -- i guess i overreacted . that , you know , shrubbery out there , it gets a little animated , yeah . guard : if you say so , sir . alistair : i do say so . now get back to your post . guard : yes , mr. crane . [ scene_break ] paloma : i wish our connection would hurry up and get here . i just want to deliver the drugs and leave before anything terrible happens . roberto : paloma , relax . look around you . no one here is on to us or what we 're doing . there 's nothing to worry about , ok ? relax . detective : we 'll go in the front . you guys go in through the back . officer : yes , sir . second officer : think it 'll be a big bust ? detective : with a random raid , you never know . odds are someone in that club is dealing drugs . we 're not going to nail them but good . [ scene_break ] chris : sheridan , does this mean that you 'll let me take care of you ? sheridan : with luis gone , i thought i 'd live on my own till -- well , forever . but , yes , chris , i would love for you to take care of me . [ scene_break ] nurse : dr. russell ? mr. winthrop 's test results . eve : oh ! eve : oh , ethan . oh , no . [ scene_break ] gwen : get off of him ! theresa : ugh ! gwen : i do n't know how you got in here , but you 're leaving in a body bag . [ scene_break ] paloma : i 've got a bad feeling about this . officer : everybody , freeze ! this is a raid ! [ next_on ] esme : ooh , i will get you for this , fancy crane ! fancy : esme ? you open this door right now ! gwen : stupid bitch ! theresa : ah ! gwen : i am going to kill you ! farms are now quarantined until further
we 're still waiting for word on ethan 's latest tests . gwen is basically telling him he 's as good as dead and she 's going to do her best to pull the plug on him , while theresa gets an offer from alistair that she ca n't refuse , although she probably should have . he gets her in to see ethan , saying he knows the results of the tests and it 's not good . the problem is , once she 's in there she starts telling him he 's a goner , too , instead of trying to pep him up , and then gwen walks in on her . it does n't look good for ms. theresa . alistair , having taken care of getting her into ethan 's room sees the lady in white outside his window , but a search of the grounds reveals nothing . he is very upset at seeing her , but tries to convince himself it was an optical illusion . she is determined to do him in , though . between her and theresa it looks like al 's christmas might not be so bright this year .
whitney : i 'll go someplace far away and have the baby and let some kind , caring couple adopt him . it 's the only thing i can think to do . father lonigan : i 'm so sorry , whitney , but perhaps it 's the right decision under the circumstances . whitney : i could n't live with myself if i tried to pass this child off as fox 's . it just would n't be right . it 's not fair . father lonigan : unless you tell him the truth and let him make his decision . you say that he loves you . whitney : he does love me , which is exactly why i could n't possibly put fox in that position , father . no , placing my child up for adoption is the only answer . father lonigan : i 'll make some calls , help you find a place to go for the remainder of your pregnancy . whitney : thank you . thank you , father . thank you for everything , you know ? father lonigan : of course , my child . you and your baby are always in my prayers . whitney : yeah , and this way my baby is going to have a good home , you know , with parents who love him . and my secret will be safe forever . fox : well , someone in the bennett house is pregnant . it ca n't be my mom . kay does n't live here anymore . jessica has n't been home in weeks . that leaves whitney . that would explain the trip to the drugstore last night and why she took forever in the bathroom . what do you know . the woman of my dreams is going to make me a daddy . ethan : you know , this is the most relaxed i 've seen you in a very long time . you know that ? gwen : well , as hard as it is for me not to keep thinking about the baby we lost , there is just still so much to be grateful for and to look forward to . you know , honey , theresa 's going to deliver us a beautiful , healthy baby girl , and we are finally going to be the family that we have wanted to be for so long . it just really would n't feel right for me to keep dwelling on the sad part . ethan : yeah . theresa : you can say what you want , you can think what you want , but i know in my heart that fate has made it so this is our baby . and fate 's going to bring you back to me . gwen : what are you thinking about ? ethan : what am i thi -- the same thing you are . i 'm thinking about that baby . gwen : oh . it 's like waiting for a miracle . you know , honey , very shortly we are going to be sitting right here on this couch and we are going to have our new baby daughter in our arms . ethan : hmm . gwen : and i just want to thank you for being so understanding and realizing how truly important this is to me . you know i love you so much . ethan : theresa , hey . theresa : good morning . gwen : ok , what are you doing up ? theresa : i 'm -- i 'm totally fine , gwen . i just -- i just had this yearning for some warm milk , you know , like you made me last night . is it ok if i just go in the kitchen and heat it up myself ? gwen : no , you may not . theresa , you 're supposed to ring for me , or one of the servants and we 'll bring you whatever you need , remember ? look , i will get you your warm milk . you need to stay off your feet -- theresa : oh . gwen : so , please , just sit down , ok ? theresa : ok . thanks . gwen : ok . theresa : excuse me . sorry . hi . hi . ethan : hi . luis : all right , sweet angel , you stay put . i 'm going to grab us a couple lattes , ok ? beth : mother -- mrs . wallace : what ? beth : what are you doing here ? i told you never to bring that monkey in here again . mrs. wallace : orangutan ! they are far more intelligent and trainable than monkeys ever were . beth : look , i do n't care if she has an i.q . of 300 . she 's hairy , she has an attitude , and she scares my customers . mrs. wallace : well , i do n't think she can scare them any more than you do . besides , precious is quite pleasant to people , unlike you . [ mrs. wallace chuckles ] beth : hi , sweetheart . mommy wishes she could spend more time with you right now , but she 's just too busy , ok ? i 'll be right with you , ma'am . ok , i love you . love you . mrs. wallace : hey , precious , go on over there and sit down , wait for me , ok ? well , bethie , this is n't quite the happy - ever - after you were hoping for , now , is it , honey ? i mean , for heaven sakes , you thought you were going to be mrs . luis by now , you know , at home with marty , with daddy earning the bacon . only thing is , you see , daddy is with sheridan and you are doomed to a life of waiting on spoiled yuppies who want their cafe macchiatos a little hotter . serves you right ! ah ! beth : oh . martin : you ca n't tell sheridan you 're her mother now . katherine : she might feel obligated to take my side over luis , and i do n't want that . i do n't want to be responsible for causing a rift between them . martin : then we should leave harmony as we planned . katherine : oh , martin , poor paloma . she 'll be devastated . now that she knows that you 're her father , she surely thinks we 're going to stay here . martin : i know . but she 'll get over it . and with us gone , she 'll turn back to luis and theresa and hopefully pilar . come on . we got to get out of here before sheridan comes back . luis : i feel a lot better now . sheridan : so do i . and i 'm so sorry you had to doubt my loyalty for even a minute . mrs. wheeler is just a stranger to me . but you 're everything . luis : you mean the world to me , too . sheridan : and as soon as we get in , i want to call pilar and make sure she understands that i never meant to side with mrs . wheeler over her . i do n't know why i let that woman get to me . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life beth : oh -- oh , mother , i am sorry . my hand must have slipped . mrs. wallace : oh , yeah , right . you did that on purpose ! the lord knows you are a clumsy oaf ! beth : now , now , no need to draw attention to yourself . hey , why do n't you take marty and precious home and i 'll just call you later , ok ? mrs. wallace : fat chance . and i want a bandage for my burned hand . beth : oh , of course . mrs. wallace : ow ! beth : now , when you get home , put some cold compresses on it . i 'm sure it 'll be fine . mrs. wallace : if not , i 'm going to sue you for every penny you take in in this place -- beth : mother , people are looking . mrs. wallace : really ? let them look . as a matter of fact , i 'll give them something to look at . hey , precious , come on over here . show bethie - boo how to pour a cup of coffee . come on , because obviously she does n't know how . come on . here you go ! yeah , there . that 's what i call real service . her name is precious . first time as a waitress . do n't forget the tip , hmm ? beth : all right , mother -- mrs . wallace : what ? beth : stop it right now . take this obnoxious , smug animal out of my cafe . mrs. wallace : tsk , tsk , tsk , now , is n't that a terrible way to be talking to your son 's babysitter ? if precious and i were n't around , you know , you 'd have little marty here with you all day long , and i know you would n't want that , missy . beth : not one more word from you . mrs. wallace : you see , with little marty here safe at home , you do n't have to worry about sheridan stopping by for a sandwich , because -- oh -- they just light up when they see each other , because they really look like mother and son . not you two . beth : i 'm warning you , mother . one more taunt -- mrs . wallace : and what ? what are you going to do , bethie , huh ? you going to kidnap sheridan again , huh ? you going to steal her baby again , huh ? nah , no , missy . no , you see , you lost your accomplice . that 's not going to be happening . you are one lucky little lady , getting away with all those atrocities you did the last time . you are living on borrowed time , missy . this is a small town . and sheridan will be running into little marty again , especially now that she 's married to luis . beth : that was n't a real wedding in mexico . it 's not legal . mrs. wallace : it will be . and when luis stops by to see his son that he thinks he had with you -- guess who 's gon na be with him sheridan , sheridan , sheridan , sheridan , so i would be a little nervous , missy , because how long do you think it is going to take for this little marty to start being a spitting image of his beautiful mommy , huh ? hmm ? beth : get out , now . mrs. wallace : you know what , though ? i think you 're going to have to make marty wear a big hat or a paper bag over his head . mm - hmm . beth : you know what ? i have customers . mrs. wallace : hmm . not too many , by the looks of it . but again , that 's no wonder , is it , because you usually fail at everything you touch . how do you do it , bethie ? how do you look at yourself in the mirror every morning ? i 'd kill myself if i had you looking back at me . beth : i hate you . mrs. wallace : what else is new ? look . look . see ? it is already happening . you and luis have dark hair , dark eyes . little marty here -- oh , he 's so fair . beth : you know what ? you -- you do n't know what you 're talking about . mrs. wallace : huh . beth : genes -- they skip generations -- mrs . wallace : hmm . beth : all the time . there is no reason that marty has to look like either me or luis . mrs. wallace : i 'm just telling you what i see . and before long , a lot of other people are going to be putting this together . my guess is it 's going to be sheridan who 's going to be the first one , because you know how interested she is in little marty . beth : uh - uh , well , that 's not going to happen . mrs. wallace : and that is the day that precious and me -- we 're waiting for that day . oh , yes , the day that sheridan , sheridan puts it all together , gets luis back on the case . yep , that is the day that everything in your world is just going to -- boom ! -- blow up . and i 'm going to be standing there front row saying , `` i told you so . `` luis : what are you still doing here ? sheridan : i was hoping you 'd be gone by now . katherine : we 're on our way . martin : you know , the last thing we want to do is cause you any more trouble . luis : a little late for that . martin : i just , you know , wanted to say how sorry -- luis : not interested . martin : if there 's anything that i can do -- luis : you 've got a lot of nerve . martin : i hate what you think i did . luis : `` think `` ? you destroyed our family , papa ! well , what else is there ? martin : a lot . things i ca n't say . luis : why do n't you just save it ? i mean , i would n't believe a word out of your lying mouth anyway . you 're nothing to me , nothing but a bad memory i 'm going to spend the rest of my life trying to erase . martin : well , you know , i -- i just wanted to try and say goodbye and leave you something to remember me by . luis : i 've got a better idea . how about i give you something to remember me by , huh ? martin : luis -- sheridan : luis . luis : how about that ? huh ? ethan : it 's not going to work , all right ? theresa : what ? what , sitting on the couch ? because your wife told me to sit down . ethan : theresa , do n't . come on , you know what i 'm talking about . that little back - rubbing thing you pulled upstairs . it 's like you wanted gwen to walk in on us , you know ? theresa : oh . well , honestly , ethan , i had some pain in my lower back after the procedure . so it was completely innocent . ethan : right , right . just the way it always is with you , right ? theresa : wow . sounds to me like you think that i have some , like , irresistible power over you , ethan . i mean , i wish that i did . ethan : well , i do n't , all right ? i do n't . and no matter how often i tell you that we do n't have a future together , you refuse to believe it and you have this idea that we 're going to . it 's not going to happen . it just -- it just is not -- theresa : ok , why do n't you sit down for a second , please ? i did n't come down here to engage in some frivolous back - and - forth about fantasies , ok ? all i said was is that i have the strongest feeling that the baby i 'm carrying is the one that you and i made together . ethan : that does n't matter . it just does n't matter , because gwen is going to believe that it 's hers , and that 's going to be the end of that , all right ? theresa : i just feel that once this baby is born you 're not going to be able to resist the three of us being a family , ethan . it 's what you always wanted . hey -- ethan : hmm ? theresa : i 'm the mother of your child . i 'm not a monster . [ footsteps ] rebecca : keep your filthy hands off my daughter 's husband . fox : huh . whitney and i are having a baby . wow . ivy : what are you doing out here talking to yourself ? it 's cold . come inside . fox : right . yeah . [ fox whistles ] ivy : ok , what 's gotten into you ? why do you look like the cat who stumbled upon the canary ? fox : well , because , actually , i think i might have just stumbled on something better in the garbage . let me ask you a question . this is getting a little personal here , maybe a little weird , but , mom , have you by any chance taken any home pregnancy tests lately ? ivy : no . fox : i knew it ! i knew it ! ivy : oh ! oh . fox : i knew it , i knew it , i knew it , i knew it ! mom , it 's whitney . whitney is pregnant . ivy : well , what ? wait -- ok , no . you told me you were being careful , that -- that you did n't want to have kids right away . fox : no , no , no , no , we are being careful . but you know what ? accidents happen , and quite frankly , this is one that i could n't happier about . ivy : wait -- you said you found it outside in the garbage . fox : yes , exactly . ivy : well , you ca n't even be sure it 's whitney 's . it could be -- oh , god forbid , it could be jessica 's . sam will be devastated . fox : no , no , no , no . i do n't think sam has anything to worry about . look , jessica has n't been home in a while , right , and from what i understand , kay ca n't have any babies because of that whole bizarre story . so it 's whitney 's , mom . whitney 's pregnant . ivy : i do n't believe it . fox : no , it makes sense . look , she had me stop off at the drugstore last night , right , but she would n't tell me what she was buying . this is it . ivy : huh . fox : this is it . whitney 's pregnant . ivy : hmm . fox : congratulations , grandma . i 'm going to be a father . whitney : ok , come on , whitney , you can do this . ok . you 're going to leave harmony before anybody realizes that you 're pregnant . you 're going to go out of the state or out of the country and have the baby and give it up to loving , adoptive parents . and everyone is just going to think that you took a semester abroad . it 's going to be fine . ok . ahem . hey , what 's going on here ? fox : oh , nothing . we 're just , you know , celebrating the good news . whitney : what good news ? fox : the good news that i know everything . whitney , i know everything . i know that you 're having a baby . singer : you are my passion for life mrs .. wallace : every day , little marty here starts looking a lot more like his real mommy and a lot less like the psycho , whacko harridan that stole him . that would be you . beth : just get out of here now , mother . paloma : oh , my god . and people think we have strange customs in mexico . hot chocolate , please ? beth : do n't mind her . i 'll -- i 'll get it for you , ok ? paloma : um -- beth : ok , precious , get out . paloma : has -- has she -- he been working here long ? beth : oh -- ahem -- she does n't work here at all . she 's my mother 's caregiver . she helps out at home when i 'm here at work . paloma : no . beth : oh , yeah . you 'd be surprised at what she can do . she helps my mother shop , cook , clean -- all sorts of things . paloma : well , america 's certainly an amazing place . beth : oh , here you go . well -- well , are you from ? paloma : mexico . beth : oh . wait -- you -- you would n't be paloma , by any chance ? paloma : yes -- yes , i am . how did you know ? beth : well , luis -- he 's my -- well , he 's talked about you for years . and we 're very close -- i mean , we used to be . mrs. wallace : hey , what do you know ? paloma ! hi , there , honey ! paloma : hi . mrs. wallace : i 'm mrs . wallace ! it 's so good to meet you . hey , there , bethie , do n't you think that paloma would love to meet her new nephew , luis ' son ! paloma : yes ! oh , my god ! i 've heard about him ! marty , right ? mrs. wallace : yes ! beth : yeah , after -- after luis ' father -- and yours . paloma : yes . mrs. wallace : see ? paloma : oh , he 's adorable ! i ca n't figure out who he looks like -- you or luis . mrs. wallace : frankly , i do n't think he looks like either one of them . paloma : yeah , but he reminds me of somebody i know . mrs. wallace : oh . paloma : who could that be ? sheridan : luis , come on ! not again ! come on . stop . katherine : no matter what you think he did to you , he is still your father , luis . luis : yeah , do n't worry , i 'm not going to hurt him . i just want you to know it 's not over yet . martin : i told you i 'm going . you never have to lay your eyes on me again . luis : no , no , no -- what ? you think you can just waltz back into harmony and turn our lives upside down and then take off again ? oh , no . no way . sheridan : luis , i thought -- luis : i changed my mind . you 're not going anywhere , not till mama sees a lawyer . martin : a lawyer ? luis : yeah , that 's right . it 's time she filed for a legal divorce from you . she 's going to wipe you out , take you to the cleaners , take you for every cent you 've ever made . martin : hey , your mother can have all my money . i 'm afraid it 's not much . luis : that 's all right . for the rest of your life , every time you make so much as a nickel it 'll be mama 's . and then you 're going to pay her back for years of child support . unfortunately , you ca n't make up for the pain and suffering . martin : luis , i could work for the rest of my life and never be able to pay her back . luis : that 's ok . we 'll take the rest out in blood , sweat , and tears . in fact , i think i like that better anyway . theresa : hey . ethan : hey , what are you -- theresa : watch it ! you 're hurting me , rebecca ! rebecca : i have not even begun . now , you just keep your hands off my son - in- law . gwen : ok , here 's your warm milk . what 's going on here ? rebecca : same as always . i mean , you turn your back for a second and theresa is coming on to ethan . she was all over him . ethan : all right , no , not true , not true , ok ? gwen : ok , ethan , what is true ? ethan : theresa was trying to make a point . she put her hand on my shoulder , and as usual , your mother misunderstood the whole thing . let me tell you something , rebecca , i do n't appreciate you upsetting gwen or theresa . they 've been through hell the last 24 hours . and if you 're not considerate for her feelings , you could at least be considerate of your daughter . theresa , are you ok ? theresa : yeah . i mean , she pulled my arm hard , but , yes , i 'm fine . gwen : you still want this ? theresa : please . thank you . gwen : ok , i think you should just go upstairs to bed and get off your feet . theresa : all right . gwen , i really am grateful for everything that you 're doing for me . thanks . ethan : ahem . rebecca : ok , well , now i 've seen everything . i mean , after everything that that little tramp has put you through , you 're actually going to let her get away with more . gwen : mother , she is carrying my baby . rebecca : yeah , and she is also carrying a flaming torch for your husband . and if you ca n't see it , i really feel sorry for you . gwen : well , i do n't see it . i do n't see it . and , yes , theresa is nervy . but i do n't think that even she would take advantage of our desperation right now . i mean , would she ? ethan : no . no . of course not . she 's not trying to take advantage of us . your mother is just flipping out , as usual . look , i love you , i love you so much , and i 'm just looking forward to the future we 're going to have with our baby . and we 're going to have that no matter what theresa does , all right ? theresa : that 's what you think . fox : i wish you would have told me sooner about this . i would n't have known if i did n't come across your pregnancy test in the garbage . whitney : pregnancy test ? i do n't even know what you 're talking -- fox : now , wait , the pregnancy test , the pregnancy test you took last night . now , look , i 'm not an expert at these things , but i do know -- it says right on the box -- two pink lines , baby on the way . that 's what we got . whitney : yeah , but , fox , now , you do n't understand -- fox : and i know , i know , i know , i know , i know , i know , i know this is n't what we planned , we said we 'd wait a couple years , but i got to tell you , i am over the moon about this . i do n't think i 've ever been this excited in my entire life . whitney : but you know what ? you 've made a mistake . i am not pregnant . fox : well , how could that be ? whitney : well , i 'm not . i do n't know whose pregnancy test you found , but it was n't mine . fox : well , whitney , look , you do n't have to keep this a secret anymore , ok ? i already know . and i got to tell you , i 'm thrilled , i could n't be happier . mom , too . whitney : well , look , i 'm telling you , that pregnancy test you found was n't mine . fox : well , if it was n't yours , then whose is it ? i mean , it 's not my mother 's , and no one else is staying here right now . and what was with that trip to the drugstore we took last night ? whitney : well -- i mean , i told you , i -- i just wanted some aspirin . you know what i mean ? and i had a headache . i did n't want to worry you about it . ivy : well , there 's plenty of aspirin in the house , whitney . whitney : i thought you might have been out . fox : yeah . well , i 'm not buying it . look , first , you tell me it 's for a feminine product , right ? fine . then you tell me you have a queasy stomach . fine . we got to the drugstore last night , you wo n't let me come in with you , you do n't tell me what you 're buying , you come home with the bag in your hand , you rush into the bathroom . you camp out in there for about a half an hour . now , i know for a fact it does n't take me a half an hour to pop an aspirin ? mom ? ivy : no . fox : exactly . hey , look at me . whitney , you do n't have to be embarrassed about this , ok ? this is wonderful news . whitney : really ? fox : yeah . yeah , i mean , look , you and i -- we have been through so much lately , you with chad and me with my father and crane industries . i mean , do n't you think it 's about time that just a little bit of good news came our way ? and i know -- i know what you 're thinking . on the outside , i know i do n't look it , but i swear to you -- i swear to you -- i am going to be the best dad in the entire world to this baby . whitney : our baby ? fox : yeah . i mean , i 'm overjoyed . this is -- i feel like theresa , you know ? i think this is meant to be . you and i -- we 're going to be proud parents to a beautiful little baby . whitney : yeah , yeah , we 're going to have a baby . mrs .. wallace : well , you know what , paloma ? i always had the same feeling every time i look at little marty . i was just saying that to bethie before you walked in the door . you know , he reminds me of somebody , and it 's not luis and it 's not beth . is n't that peculiar ? i 'm just dying to know , who does this little , you know , blond - haired , blue - eyed little tyke remind you of ? hmm ? paloma : i do n't know . i 'm trying to think . beth : well , i was just telling my mother that it 's probably one of marty 's grandparents . you know , they say that it is just as likely for a child to look like his parents ' parents as it is his own mother or father . mrs. wallace : he does n't look like anybody in our family . beth : well , maybe it 's luis ' . paloma : no , no , that 's not it , no . beth : well , if you would have seen him when he was first born , paloma , he was the spitting image of his daddy , your brother luis . paloma : oh , i wish i had been here . i 've missed so many family things like that . mrs. wallace : oh , yeah , that must have been fun growing up in old mexico . i hear those mariachi singers are sexy beasts . beth : mother ! mrs. wallace : what ? she 's grown up . i 'm not saying anything that she should n't hear . beth : please forgive my mother . she says things sometimes . mrs. wallace : yeah -- paloma : oh -- oh , it 's ok . yes , a lot of mariachis are handsome , but not all . mrs. wallace : oh , mexico . boy , that 's a place i would n't mind living in . cuca - maracha . a lot less boring than harmony . paloma : yeah , it 's nice there , but my family was here . well , most of it . you might as well know . i do n't think luis would mind if i tell you . beth : well , what ? what 's happened ? paloma : it turns out that our father is alive . mrs. wallace : oh . paloma : he was living in the house i grew up in in mexico , but under a different name . beth : oh , my god . mrs. wallace : oh , i told you things were hopping down there . beth : wait -- i do n't understand . paloma : well , i thought he and his wife were just a nice couple living there , but he 's our father . mrs. wallace : oh . beth : but -- wait , you said something about a woman . are you saying that he married someone else after he left pilar , your mother ? paloma : yes . mrs. wheeler . mrs. wallace : and he had the nerve to bring her back up here ? well , that takes gall . paloma : mrs. wheeler has been like a second mother to me . but luis is very angry with her . i think he hates her almost as much as he hates my father . beth : wow . mrs. wallace : well , at least luis has the beautiful , lovely sheridan to comfort him in his hour of need . paloma : no . that 's the other problem . sheridan has become very attached to mrs .. wheeler , and that has caused big problems between luis and her . beth : hmm . you do n't say . hmm , i 'm sorry to hear that . luis : oh , no . you 're not leaving harmony , not till you pay mama back every cent . katherine : luis , please try and understand . your father never wanted any of you to suffer . luis : well , `` wanted `` does n't cut it . not that you 'd give a damn about that , knowing he was married with children all along . katherine : maybe it is best if we just leave . luis : i said you 're not leaving harmony . martin : we 've no place to stay . luis : well , that 's your problem , is n't it ? sheridan : you know what ? the bennett 's have a bed - and - breakfast and i 'm sure they have a room . martin : all right . we 'll try that . katherine : i 'm so sorry that our actions caused you so much damage . luis : look , save your breath , lady . you 're as bad as he is , if not worse . katherine : sheridan , i hope you wo n't hate me . sheridan : i think it 'd be best if we do n't contact each other ever again . luis and his mother are the only real family that i have . katherine : i understand . sheridan : and besides , you 're not the person that i thought you were . you lied to me . and i never would have been drawn to you in the first place if i had known the truth . and frankly , i wish i 'd never laid eyes on you . katherine : no . sheridan : i mean it . i never want to see you again . katherine : oh -- [ door closes ] sheridan : i should n't have been so harsh on her . luis : no , no , no , no . leave it . sheridan , that whore stole my mother 's husband , ok ? she does n't deserve any sympathy . sheridan : right . beth : well , i 'm really sorry to hear about this mrs .. wheeler coming between luis and sheridan . mrs. wallace : not . paloma : so you and luis are still friends , even though he 's with sheridan ? beth : oh , absolutely . we 're really close . i mean , for one thing , it 's better for marty if he has parents that get along , and , secondly , i 'm just crazy about sheridan . you know , she 's the best . mrs. wallace : yeah . paloma : that 's very civilized . well , it was so nice meeting you all . how much for the hot chocolate ? beth : oh , come on . you 're marty 's aunt . it 's on the house . paloma : why , thank you . beth : you 're welcome . mrs. wallace : hasta la vista ! paloma : adios . beth : hmm . i 've got a very good feeling about this . mrs. wallace : what did you just say ? beth : i ca n't wait to find out a little more about this woman that luis ' father has been living with . mrs. wallace : oh , you just want to stir up trouble between her and luis . beth : goodbye , mother . i 've got work to do . mrs. wallace : would n't you know it . just when i thought that luis and sheridan were safe from beth 's tricks , she comes up with another avenue of potential destruction . boy , i know my daughter . she is awful . she is not going to stop . no , she is not going to stop until she gets luis all to herself . martin : hey . katherine : oh , martin . i 've lost her again . this is worse than if i 'd never come back to harmony . martin : i know , i know . i mean , you got so close to sheridan . it was the next best thing to your real relationship to her . katherine : yeah . i could have lived just having her nearby , knowing that she cared about me . that would have been enough . martin : i 'm not so sure about that . how many times did you almost tell her that she was your daughter ? katherine : yeah . you 're right , i almost told her in there again . i thought -- i thought that if she knew that i was her mother she would n't turn against me . she would n't be able to . martin : honey , if she had taken your side , luis would have considered it the ultimate betrayal . katherine : oh , they love each other so much . martin : yeah . katherine : i would never want to come between them . i mean , at least she has one person that adores her that will take care of her , even if i ca n't be there for her . it just hurts so much , martin . martin : i know . i know how much you love her . katherine : i love her more than i ever could have imagined . she 's become the most beautiful , wonderful young woman . how am i going to live without her in my life ? how am i going to live hearing those words in my ears , her last words to me that she never wants to see me again ? martin : come here . luis : i know how hard that was for you . sheridan : please -- luis : and i appreciate it . sheridan : it 's all right . you know , mrs .. wheeler is just a stranger to me . you 're everything to me , though . you 're my life . it was n't a difficult decision at all . luis : sheridan , i know you better than that . sheridan : luis , i mean it . i really -- i never want to see that woman again . ok ? luis : ok . fox : well , i think this w le thing calls for an elaborate celebration . champagne -- no champagne -- sparkling water . sparkling water for everybody . come help me pour , mama - to - be . whitney : oh . fox : careful now . easy does it . ivy : hmm . you 'd think whitney would be thrilled with fox 's reaction . instead , she seems shocked , even horrified . i wonder how far along whitney is . hmm . fox : here we go . you just have a little seat . take a load off , ok ? i 'll take care of the drinks . from here on in , i 'll be waiting on you and the baby hand and foot . whitney : well , what about your mom ? why do n't i go get her ? fox : no , no , no , no , no . sit down , sit down , sit down . she 'll be in . it 's no big deal . she 'll come . i ca n't believe that you -- you did n't tell me about this . what 'd you think , i was n't going to be absolutely thrilled ? whitney : well , honestly , i did n't know what to think . fox : well , i 'll tell you what . this is the single greatest thing that 's ever happened to me in my entire life . you know ? mom , come on in . we got to have a proper toast . ivy : just one quick question . whitney , are you sure that the baby you 're carrying is fox 's , or might it be chad 's ? rebecca : you are both fools if you actually trust that little man - stealer . gwen : mother , i 'm warning you , not another word about theresa . ethan : you need to stop . do you realize she has lost two babies , all right ? first , sarah , and now one of the twins that theresa was carrying . gwen : i am not going to stand here and listen to you claim that i 'm going to lose another baby . i will not do it . rebecca : look , i am just trying to prepare you for the war that lies ahead . gwen : mother , you do n't even know what you 're talking about . there 's no way theresa 's going to deny me this baby that she 's carrying . and besides , she ca n't . theresa has no claim to her . this is our baby . theresa is only going to carry this baby to term for us . there is nothing more . theresa : ow ! ow ! ethan : theresa -- gwen : oh , my god . theresa : ugh . oh . ethan : what -- what is it ? what is it ? theresa : oh , god , it hurts . oh , ethan , i think i 'm losing the baby . ethan : oh , god . theresa : ow ! ethan : shoot . theresa : help , please ! ah ! chad : why ? what 's wrong ? ivy : tell him why you 're going to the hospital . alistair : i can do whatever i want . martin : you smug bastard . i 'm going to kill you for all the grief you 've caused . ethan : something 's wrong . something is really wrong .
rebecca tries to warn gwen and ethan that theresa is n't to be trusted , but they do n't want to hear it . meanwhile , theresa ends up doubled over in pain . at sheridan 's house , luis and sheridan tell the wheelers to go live at the b & b , and sheridan caps it off with the fact she never wants to see katherine again .
fancy : oh , you do n't want to know . [ scene_break ] esme : get me to harmony , fast ! driver : ok . international airport to harmony -- esme : what are you doing ? driver : i got to log in the trip . esme : log it later ! ca n't you see i 'm in a hurry ? move it ! driver : ok , ok . esme : ooh , i will get you for this , fancy crane . trying to send me on a wild- goose chase to london . i made a complete fool of myself when i talked to lord sarni 's mother , who is very much alive . getting me to believe that the duchess was dead , and lord sarni wanted to marry me . oh , that woman did n't think i was crazy before . now she thinks i 'm completely insane . ooh , you will pay for this , fancy ! i know why you did it , too . you were jealous because i was with that totally hot guy -- oh , what is his name ? driver : i do n't know , lady . esme : you do n't know what ? driver : the hot guy 's name . esme : were you eavesdropping ? how dare you . driver : i 'm sorry . i thought you were talking to me . esme : well , certainly not . if i 'd have had time to call my limo , i would n't be in this rattletrap heap . now , stop listening to my private conversations and get me to harmony . you will not get away with this , fancy . [ scene_break ] kay : i feel so horrible for my dad and ivy . i do n't know what i would do if that were my little maria at ethan 's place , just lying there , lifeless . tabitha : i take it ethan 's prognosis is n't good , then . kay : my dad said they do n't think he 's going to come out of the coma . this must be really hard on ivy because he 's her favorite . well , at least that 's what fox says . tabitha : oh , well , i 'm sure he 's right . after all , ethan is the love child of your father and fox 's mother . kay : i just really feel for ivy , especially now since she 's making such an effort for us to be close . tabitha 's voice : you are so wrong about ivy , kay . she is not your friend and never will be . kay : fox . fox : hey . so i finally got the girls to sleep . you were right , endora 's favorite book did the trick . tabitha : oh , thank you , fox . kay : we were just talking about ethan . fox : yeah , i know . i have n't been able to get him out of my mind , either . it 's hard to believe he may never come out of this , you know ? kay : yeah , it 's heartbreaking . poor gwen . fox : yeah , she 's probably taking it pretty tough . you know , i was thinking , tomorrow 's thanksgiving . kay : oh , my gosh , it is . i have n't even thought about it . fox : yeah , well , i bet you your dad and my mom probably have n't thought about it , either , you know , with everything that 's going on with ethan . i was thinking maybe we should have thanksgiving dinner here . tabitha : here ? fox : yeah . yeah , you know . i mean -- hey , i could help put it together , you know , and it might help take everyone 's mind off ethan , so what do you think ? let 's have it here ? tabitha and kay : no . [ scene_break ] paloma : i do n't like this , roberto . i do n't like this . roberto : neither do i , but we have to wait . he 'll be here . paloma : but what if he does n't come ? we 're just sitting here , holding all these drugs . roberto : i said he 'll be here , paloma . relax . paloma : i do n't want to go to jail . roberto : nobody 's going to jail , paloma . relax . please ? officer : thanks for the backup , guys . second officer : what 's going on ? third officer : we got a tip there 's a drug deal going down tonight . we 're going to seal all the exits and do a search . we ready ? first officer : let 's do it . paloma : i wish he 'd get here . is n't the guy late ? roberto : he 'll be here , paloma . ok , look , if he does n't show up in a few minutes we 'll leave , all right ? paloma : ok . i want to get out of here before anything bad happens . [ scene_break ] gwen : i do n't know how you got in here , but you 're leaving in a body bag . you get the hell away from him ! theresa : ow ! gwen : what the hell are you doing here ? what are you , insane ? theresa : i need to be here , gwen . gwen : i warned you never to come back here again . theresa : i have a right to be here . gwen : no , you have no right to be here , none . i am going to kill you ! [ scene_break ] eve : oh , god . oh , god . whitney : mom , are you ok ? eve : whitney . honey , what are you doing here ? whitney : oh , well , the convent is doing some educational forums here at the hospital on h.i.v./aids and poverty in africa . they sent me here to help . eve : oh . whitney : is that about ethan ? eve : yes . it 's his latest test results . i do n't know how i 'm going to tell gwen . it 's just going to destroy her . whitney : then i can only imagine what it 's going to do to theresa . [ scene_break ] gwen : stupid bitch ! theresa : aah ! gwen : i am going to kill you ! [ scene_break ] martin : is n't that our wedding china ? pilar : yes , it is . i 'm surprised you remember it . martin : well , of course i remember it . it was a gift from your mother , maria . pilar : honestly , i never thought i would have any use for something so fancy , but i have used it every holiday dinner . martin : so what are you doing now ? pilar : well , i 'm getting everything ready for thanksgiving , martin . martin : are we planning to have dinner here ? pilar : well , i certainly do n't want a repeat of what happened last year at tabitha 's . martin : that was the strangest holiday i could ever remember . i mean , i guess she thought it would be entertaining , but i still wonder where she got all those live turkeys . pilar : i do n't know . but i tell you , i think it was a great distraction from all the sadness in our lives . martin : yeah . and now we have even more sadness , what with luis , and theresa married to that maniac alistair . pilar : you know , all the years that you were gone , i used to dream of having this wonderful holiday dinner with you home and paloma back with us . but now luis and antonio are dead and -- and miguel is somewhere still trying to find charity . theresa is lost completely . and look at ethan -- he 's lying in a coma . i mean , honestly , i considered just not even celebrating thanksgiving at all . it felt like we had nothing to be thankful for , but then i thought about paloma and how many holidays she has missed with the family , and i need to do this . i need to do this for her . [ scene_break ] paloma : the contact is n't coming , is he ? roberto : does n't look like it . paloma : roberto , i 've got a bad feeling about this . let 's get out of here . roberto : i agree . let 's go . paloma : ok . officer : everybody , freeze ! this is a raid ! second officer : get down , get down ! [ scene_break ] fox : no ? uh , ok . why ca n't we have thanksgiving dinner here ? tabitha : well , it 's just -- it 's out of the question . kay : absolutely not . no way . not here . fox : but why not ? [ all talking at once ] tabitha : there 's nothing like family at thanksgiving . martin : it comes out of your mouth ! katherine : oh , what is that ? tabitha : i have created a traditional thanksgiving setting . kay : ew , look , it 's starting to break open . tabitha : and now for the turkey . huh ? oh ! endora . if our guests see these birds , our goose will be cooked . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : she must have put another growth spurt on that turkey . how am i going to explain this to our guests ? martin : what the hell was that , tabitha ? tabitha : what was what ? luis : that bird . the thing looked like it was on steroids . beth : both of you , enough ! luis : you 're right , i have had enough . beth : oh , luis , stop ! sheridan : luis , stop it ! luis , stop it ! tabitha : happy thanksgiving , darling . fox : hello ? so what 's wrong with having thanksgiving dinner here ? [ scene_break ] gwen : why do n't you listen ? theresa : i wo n't let you kill him ! gwen : get -- get out of here ! eve : stop it ! what are you doing ? get up ! stop it ! theresa : she attacked me ! gwen : eve , what the hell is she doing here ? eve : just calm down , please . do you know that ethan could be hearing this ? theresa : yes , that 's what i keep telling her , that he could be hearing us , he could be pleading with us to save his life . gwen : get out of here , you sick bitch . eve : just calm down . theresa , you are not supposed to be in here . theresa : i 'm not going to leave him , dr. russell . i wo n't . gwen : eve , are those ethan 's test results ? eve : yes . they just came in . i wanted to talk to you about them . theresa : and what do they say ? is ethan going to be ok ? gwen : none of your business . theresa : please tell me those test results . gwen : this is it , you 're out of here . you 're getting thrown out of here once and for all , and i 'm going to find out who let you in here in the first place . you are gone ! whitney : theresa , let 's go , right now . theresa : no , no , i need to know those test results . whitney : no , no -- gwen : theresa , get out of here ! this is gwen winthrop . please send someone up to the i.c.u . right away . there 's a crazy woman stalking my husband . theresa : she 's going to kill him , whitney . those test results are the only hope i have of saving ethan 's life . that 's why i 've got to hear what those test results say . [ scene_break ] esme : yes , i 'm seeing it -- my perfect place . yes , i am allowing myself to drift -- ah -- to imagine peace , tranquility , serenity . driver : excuse me , lady . esme : shh ! i am on the phone with deepak chopra , who is helping me from going completely insane before we get to harmony . driver : that 's what i 'm trying to tell you . we 're here . harmony . esme : oh . well , good . get me to the bayside arms , tout de suite . thanks , deepak , you 're a gem . i 'll talk to you soon . driver : so , this guy on the phone -- he helps you to relax ? esme : yes . but now i need to get back in touch with my anger . ooh , you think you 're funny , fancy crane . wait till you see who is laughing when i pull out your blond hair by its black roots . [ scene_break ] fancy : i guess i should feel guilty about esme , sending her on a wild - goose chase . noah : esme impressed me as a woman who could roll with the punches . fancy : yes , but , like i said , her temper is legendary . anyway , i 'll do something nice for her to make up for it , and to thank her for setting us up in this lovely suite . noah : yeah , it is a nice room , is n't it ? fancy : i 'd say it 's just about perfect . although it is getting a little bit warm in here . noah : you are so beautiful . fancy : so are you . noah : how 's the temperature in here now ? fancy : it 's getting hotter and hotter . [ scene_break ] theresa : i ca n't tell what they 're saying in there . whitney : i 'm sure my mother will fill you in after she talks to gwen . theresa : look , they ca n't keep me out , ok ? i 've got a right to know . whitney : you do n't have a right to anything , especially as far as ethan is concerned . ethan is gwen 's husband . theresa : yeah , but he loves me , whitney , and i love him , and i 'm not going to let gwen kill him . whitney : ok , will you stop ? please stop . stop being so selfish and ungrateful . theresa : what are you talking about ? whitney : i 'm talking about the fact that you do n't see how lucky you are -- that little ethan and jane are healthy , and that you 're healthy yourself . i mean , do you know how many babies are dying in africa every single day from starvation and from aids ? theresa : oh , whitney , it 's always been ethan that i 'm worried about . whitney : yes , i know . i know your world does n't exist outside your sick obsession with ethan . but in niger alone , 3.5 million people are starving to death . the aids and h.i.v . epidemic are killing millions of people every single day , primarily women . and their children are left with no one to take care of them . theresa : look , whitney , that 's horrible , all right ? but there is n't anything that i can do about that . whitney : yeah , there is . the first thing you can do is care . i mean , everyone can care . that 's the first thing you can do to at least try to help people over there . theresa : look , i appreciate what you 're doing , i really do , and i hope that you can make a difference . whitney : well , what i can do is try to make people aware . and i can try to get you to see the world beyond your own needs . theresa : ok , all right , look , i 'll tell you what i can do . i can use the crane money and the power and the influence . i can write to politicians and i 'll send a lot of money , but right this very second i need to focus on ethan and making sure that gwen does n't kill him . whitney : first of all , why do you keep saying that gwen is trying to kill ethan ? theresa : because ethan had this living will , and in it he stated that if he was brain damaged that he did n't want to be kept alive by machines , so gwen 's ready to take him off life - support . whitney : he did have a living will . hey , if that 's what ethan wanted , then that 's what 's supposed to -- theresa : that 's not what he wants , whitney , that 's not what he wants . i know that 's not what he wants . that 's why i 've got to know what those test results say . oh , my god . she 's crying , whitney . this is n't good . whitney : theresa , you do n't know what they 're talking about . theresa : no , they 're talking about those test results , whitney , and she 's crying . what 's this mean ? [ scene_break ] fox : so what 's the deal ? if you think having thanksgiving dinner here is going to be too much trouble , i 'll take care of the whole thing , really . kay : no , it 's not that . it 's not that . fox : well , what is it ? tabitha : do n't look to me for answers . kay : it 's just that we have n't had much luck with the old holiday parties here . fox : huh . i do n't -- what do you mean ? kay : i mean , last year we had thanksgiving here , and it was pretty chaotic . fox : chaotic how ? kay : yeah , pilar 's husband , martin -- he had just gotten back from being missing for , like , 20 years , and he had alistair 's wife with him , who everyone thought was dead . so naturally , pilar was , like , really upset . so , i do n't know , the mood was just really tense . fox : right . right . well , look , i do n't really foresee that happening this year , you know ? i was just thinking with everything going on -- you know , ethan being in the hospital and , i mean , come on , sheridan finding out that luis is -- well , that he 's dead . you know , i just thought it would be a good chance for everybody to get their mind off the bad stuff , at least for one night , you know . kay : yeah , it would be wonderful . fox : yeah . kay : maybe we should do it at my dad 's house . tabitha : i think that 's an excellent idea . kay : yes . fox : i -- i thought about that , actually , and that is a good idea , but i -- i do n't know , i 'd kind of like to have it here . i think it would be a good chance for us to show everyone that we 're a couple , you know , and -- i mean , you , me , and maria , and -- and of course tabitha and endora would be here . you do n't have to cook . i 'll cater the whole thing . tabitha 's voice : no , no , no . we ca n't afford another disaster like last year . [ scene_break ] noah : you are incredible . fancy : and you are amazing . noah : what are you trying to do , kill me , huh ? fancy : i ca n't get enough of you . noah : i feel the same way . [ knock on door ] noah : ignore it . they 'll go away . fancy : oh , i 'd better go . i forgot to put the `` do not disturb `` sign out . it 's probably the maid wanting to turn down the bed . noah : tell her that the bed is perfect . esme : surprise ! fancy : esme ! i thought you were in london . esme : oh , and i thought you were going home . you liar ! fancy : shh ! you 'll wake him up . esme : what ? you got him into bed ? fancy : esme , it 's not what you think . esme : oh , i do n't want to hear it ! ugh ! i know what you did . `` esme , my m - m - m- mother is d - d - dead . will you m - m - marry me ? `` how could you ? fancy : i 'm sorry . it seemed like something fun to do at the time . esme : oh , well -- ha - ha - ha . yeah , fun . you know , i hope you still think it 's fun when i am through with you . [ scene_break ] martin : i know it 's hard to imagine , but i can think of some things that we have to be grateful for . each other . pilar : yes . i am grateful for that . martin : and i 'm grateful to you for allowing me to come back into your life . i want more than anything to have our marriage back , to be a family . pilar : are you really back , martin ? martin : of course i am . katherine : if you and pilar want to renew your vows and rebuild your marriage , you must renounce me . martin : no . katherine : you have to . martin : no , i wo n't . when we first left harmony , we thought that alistair would kill you . now , as bad as it was for pilar and the children , i thought i was trying to protect them . i ca n't think that was wrong . katherine : and you left to save my life . i just wish they could understand what a noble act that was . martin : i would do it all over again if i had to . pilar : well , i ask because i know you still have feelings for katherine . martin : pilar , i spent a lot of years with her . pilar : if she 's still in your heart , martin , i just need to know , because i 'd rather lose you now than later on and go through more pain . martin : you 're my wife . i want to be your husband again . i am committed to you and our marriage , now and forever . and i 'm grateful to you for allowing me to come back into your life and for forgiving me for leaving in the first place . pilar : well , you 're here now . that 's all that matters . the past is the past . martin : the past is the past . pilar : you know , paloma seems to be forgiving me , too . martin : well , she 's definitely warming up to you . i mean , come on , she 's young . when she 's older , she 'll -- she 'll realize that you sent her away for her own happiness . i mean , even now , she 's starting to understand the sacrifices you made for her . pilar : yeah . you 're right . martin : hmm ? pilar : you 're right . we have a lot to be thankful for . martin : yeah . pilar : it 's just i love her so much , martin , and i want her to have a wonderful thanksgiving . martin : and that 's what we 'll do . pilar : right . oh , god , i miss the boys so much , though . and i 'm worried about theresa . martin : well , at least we do n't have to worry about paloma . pilar : yeah . [ scene_break ] officer : all right , everyone just settle down ! this place is locked down until we get a chance to interview each and every one of you . second officer : if you have n't done anything wrong , you have nothing to worry about , all right ? paloma : oh , my god . dios mio , roberto , what are we going to do ? we ca n't get arrested . papa will kill me ! roberto : shh . paloma , look , all we got to do is get rid of the drugs before the cops get here , ok ? paloma : oh , ok . where ? roberto : look , there is a trash can over there . we 'll move over there , ok ? paloma : mm - hmm . roberto : do n't look panicked , please . we drop this stuff in there -- paloma : mm - hmm . roberto : and we go . paloma : ok , but what if they see us ? roberto : do n't worry , baby . they 're very busy right now talking with a lot of people , all right ? paloma : ok . roberto : they 're not watching . we have -- paloma : i think we 're ok . but we ca n't leave yet . roberto : no , we ca n't , but try to look innocent , all right ? paloma : ok . roberto : we 're having fun , right ? paloma : mm - hmm . officer : i believe you dropped something , miss . paloma : oh , um -- roberto : that 's not our stuff . officer : oh , no , no . we saw you dump it , bozo . i bet you we 'll find your prints all over it . turn around . second officer : you 're under arrest on suspicion of drug trafficking . [ scene_break ] theresa : i 've got to get back inside so i can hear this . whitney : no . no , stay right here . gwen : i do n't believe this . this makes things worse . eve : i know . i 'm so sorry . gwen : well , maybe there 's a mistake here . maybe you can run the test again . eve : these tests are very accurate . if i ran a new battery of tests , we 'd get the same results . gwen : oh , my god . oh , god . theresa : please -- please tell me those test results . please , i need to know . whitney : i 'm sorry , i tried to stop her . eve : theresa , this is difficult enough already . theresa : just please tell me what i need to know , please . eve : no , i 'm sorry . gwen : no , you know what ? dr. russell , you tell her . she is the reason this is happening to my husband , so , you know , you tell her what she 's done . [ scene_break ] fancy : esme , come on . it was just a joke . please do n't be upset . esme : upset ? oh , i 'm not upset . you know when i was upset ? when i talked to lord sarni 's mother , who is very much alive and thinks i 'm crazy . now i am not upset , i am furious ! fancy : i know , and i 'm sorry . esme : you 're not sorry , you 're a piranha . oh , you just could n't stand to see me having a good time with that adorable limo driver , moses . fancy : noah . esme : whatever . you could n't stand that i was happy for one second , and so you called and impersonated lord sarni and told me that his hag of a mother was dead . oh ! fancy : it was a very silly thing for me to do , i know . esme : oh , ha - ha - ha ! was it silly ? no , it was vicious ! ugh . why did n't you just tell me that you liked -- fancy : noah . esme : noah . i would have shared , fancy . you know that . fancy : i know , but there 's a reason i did what i did . esme : oh , i 'm sure there is . just like there is a reason that i am going to do what i 'm doing . fancy : what are you doing ? esme : this ! fancy : let me out of here ! esme : not until i am done with that adorable hunk of a limo driver . i have some catching up to do , if you know what i mean . [ pounding on door ] fancy : esme , let me out of here ! open this door ! esme ? you open this door right now ! esme ! [ scene_break ] gwen : go ahead , dr. russell , you can tell her . tell her what she 's done . eve : all right . theresa , the tests show that ethan is in an irreversible coma . theresa : an irreversible coma ? whitney : dear god . theresa : what does that mean ? gwen : what , you do n't know what `` irreversible `` means ? it means he 's not going to get any better than he is now . it means his life is over . eve : according to the tests , it 's unlikely that ethan will ever come out of the coma . theresa : but he 's only in a -- a coma , right ? gwen : what did you just say ? `` he 's only in a coma `` ? you really are that stupid , are n't you ? do n't you understand ? he is not going to get any better , theresa . theresa : but he does n't have brain damage . the living will stated that if he was brain damaged , that you could take him off life - support , gwen . you ca n't kill him now , right ? ethan has to be kept alive . [ scene_break ] fox : ok , ladies , i know it 's a lot to ask , but -- kay , just think about what it 'll mean to your dad and my mom , huh ? having thanksgiving dinner over there -- it 'll be like a celebration of their engagement . plus , it 'll give jessica a chance to warm up to their relationship , and -- i mean , your brother noah 's back home , right ? kay : it would be good for my family to have -- tabitha : i think i 'll -- i 'll go and check on the girls . kay , would you come and have a word with me about maria ? if you do n't want fox to find out that endora and i are witches , talk him out of this insanity ! kay : i 'm trying . i do n't know what else to say . tabitha : well , tell him you 're allergic to turkey or holidays or something . just talk him out of it ! fox : something wrong with maria ? kay : oh , no , no , no , no . she 's fine . tabitha just wanted to know if she could give her a snack before she went to bed . fox : before she goes to bed ? hey , listen , this thanksgiving thing tomorrow -- we really need to make a decision on it , you know ? kay : yeah . it really crept up on us , did n't it ? fox : yeah , well , we 've had a lot on our plates . you know , things . should i plan the menu , or what ? kay : this means a lot to you , does n't it ? fox : yeah . i mean , yeah , it really does . it 's kind of sappy , but , you know , the truth is when i was growing up i never had family traditions . i did n't spend the holidays with my family . i was at boarding school with -- well , with myself . so -- yeah , i mean , i 'd like the opportunity to start a tradition with you and maria -- you know , show her how much i love her , and you . kay : ok , we 'll do it . fox : yeah ? kay : yeah , i think it 's a great idea . we 'll have a big family thanksgiving and it 'll be wonderful . fox : this is going to be great , are you kidding ? you wo n't regret it . i promise . kay 's voice : oh , i hope not . [ scene_break ] pilar : it 's funny , is n't it , huh , how a simple set of dishes can have such meaning , such emotional attachment . martin : that 's the tradition that comes with the dishes . that 's why using them every year is so important . i 'm sorry i missed all those thanksgivings . pilar : well , you 're here now . that 's all that matters . martin : and we 'll get through all the losses together , pilar . you know what ? we might just start making our own new happy memories , starting right now . [ phone rings ] martin : ok . martin : hello ? paloma : papa , it 's me . you have to come right away . martin : paloma , what 's wrong ? where are you ? paloma : i 'm at the police station . i got arrested for drugs . martin : what ? paloma : please , papa , por favor , just come . martin : yeah , all right , just take it easy . i 'm on my way . pilar : what 's wrong ? is she hurt ? martin : no , it 's paloma . she 's not hurt , but she 's been arrested . pilar : arrested ? for what ? martin : i do n't know , something about drugs . pilar : that 's not possible . there 's got to be a mistake , martin . martin : well , there has to be , but come on , let 's go down there and find out . paloma : my parents are coming . they will be here soon . officer : you 're going to need a lot more than your parents . you 're going to need a lawyer , and a good one . [ scene_break ] tabitha : hmm , what 's going on here ? fox : right -- well , we 're planning the menu for thanksgiving dinner . you should feel free to chime in with anything you may want me to order special , you know . tabitha : huh . and where are you planning to have this dinner ? fox : oh , yeah , we 're having it here . and i know , i know , i know . it 's your place , and i know that we 're imposing . but really , i 'm telling you the truth , you 're not going to have to do a thing , all right ? your job will be to sit back and relax . kay : yeah , tabitha , we 'll clean and set up everything . and all -- we 'll worry about all the food and everything , so -- tabitha : kay , i thought i made it clear that it was not a good idea to have it here . kay : i know , but it means a lot to fox . and i 'm sure everything will be all right , really . fox : i 'm going to go talk to the caterer and get everything set up , all right ? tabitha : have you lost your tiny mind ? do you not remember what endora did to us last year ? and her powers are even stronger this year . who knows what she 'll come up with this time ? kay : i know , i just could n't say no , tabitha . fox has never really had a family holiday tradition like thanksgiving before . it means a lot to him . and i want to give him this memory . tabitha : oh , oh , yeah , yeah . well , you will give him a memory , all right . forget the spell i cast -- as a favor to you , i might add . the spell that will ensure fox 's success and -- and could destroy the love between the two of you . well , if the spell does n't work , this thanksgiving dinner most assuredly will . oh , this could be a disaster of catastrophic proportions ! [ scene_break ] fancy : esme , damn it , open this door ! the joke 's over ! this is n't funny anymore ! esme ! i ca n't believe she 's doing this . and i 'm sure noah 's probably asleep , so he wo n't know i 'm in here . oh , no . she 's after noah . esme : you 're even more gorgeous than i remember . but you look so lonesome in this great big bed all by yourself . noah : you 're back . esme : yes , i 'm back . fancy : somebody , help ! somebody open this door ! oh , esme , if i ever get out of here , you are dead meat . and do n't you dare touch noah , you hear me ? [ pounding on door ] [ scene_break ] pilar : excuse me , where is my daughter ? martin : paloma lopez - fitzgerald . she called us . officer : yes , i know . miss lopez - fitzgerald , i knew luis . pilar : thank you . look , there 's got to be some kind of mistake because -- martin : yeah , i mean , there must be a mistake . pilar : paloma -- dios mio . que estan hablando estos hombres , mija ? please tell me that you are not involved with this . officer : she just confessed to everything . the drugs were hers and her friends . paloma : papa , mama , lo siento mucho , de verdad . lo siento mucho . [ scene_break ] eve : theresa , gwen is right . there is very little chance that ethan will ever come out of this coma . theresa : but there is a chance , dr. russell . even if it 's a little one , there is still a chance . and ethan 's living will did n't say anything about taking him off life - support if he 's in a coma -- only if he was brain damaged with no hope of recovery . gwen : theresa , there is no hope of recovery . theresa : there is always hope , gwen , always ! now , you can not kill him . gwen : i ca n't kill him ? i 'm not the one who put him here . you are the one who poisoned the food that he ate , and i could care less that you meant it for alistair . ethan 's the one who ate it , and he is lying here in a coma near death because of you ! theresa : dr. russell , please , tell me that gwen can not take ethan off life- support . it 's not in his living will . eve : theresa , ethan 's living will said he did not want to live on life - support if he were brain damaged . he did n't say anything specific about any other circumstances . theresa : that 's right , which means that gwen ca n't do anything , dr. russell . she ca n't kill him . ethan is safe now . eve : gwen is the one who is going to make a decision about what happens to ethan . she is his wife . she knows better than anyone what he would want her to do . theresa : but he would n't want to die , dr. russell . ethan would want to be kept alive . that 's what he wanted . eve : it 's gwen 's decision and only gwen 's decision . gwen : eve , you 're right . it is my decision . i know what i need to do . theresa : no . i will not let you kill him . [ next_on ] noah : i know who this is . esme : oh , shh . no peeking . fancy : esme , i swear , you 'd better keep your hands off noah ! theresa : where do you get off playing god ? gwen : if anyone is trying to play god , it is you ! norma : i know you . [ mrs. wallace screams ]
gwen and theresa wrestle around ethan 's hospital room as he lies there comatose . gwen wants to kill theresa , while theresa wants to stop her from killing ethan . eve reviews the newest results of his tests with a heavy heart , and whitney happens by in time to support her . once theresa is out of the room , she watches through the window as eve reveals the result to gwen , and realizes it 's not good when gwen starts crying . she and whitney go into the room , where she continues to argue ethan 's fate . his will referred to brain damage , while the prognosis is a continuing comatose state , so theresa says the will does n't apply . gwen refused to listen . paloma and roberto are caught in the raid at the nightclub where they were waiting for their drug contact , and she calls her parents for help to get out of jail . they are shocked to learn why she 's in there .
jared : i am sorry , tess . jared : gwen , hi . gwen : hey , jared , it 's -- it 's really good to see you . jared : likewise . gwen : um , i 'm looking for ethan . have you seen him ? jared : so your husband went awol , and the first place you check is to see if he is here with theresa ? gwen : yeah , i guess old habits die hard . jared : well , you 're in luck . he 's not . from what i hear , you do n't ever have to worry about them hooking up again . theresa said ethan made it very clear that they 'd never be a couple . gwen : yeah , that 's what he told me , and i believe him . i just really hope theresa takes him on his word this time . and if she does , you know , you two can pick up where you left off . jared : gwen , uh -- gwen : jared , after just a couple days , i guarantee you theresa will be so into you again , i mean , ethan will be a distant memory . jared : that 's probably not going to happen . gwen : why ? jared : because i am leaving harmony . gwen : wait , you -- you ca n't . jared : well , theresa knew it was going to happen . that 's my letter of resignation , so -- gwen : wait , jared , ok , you ca n't leave harmony , and that 's just -- i mean , that 's all there is to it . ethan : why , gwen ? why does jared have to stay ? [ scene_break ] theresa 's voice : miguel 's got to be around here somewhere . fortune teller : excuse me , young lady . would you like to have your fortune told ? the cards never lie . theresa : sorry , i do n't really believe in that kind of thing . fortune teller : you used to . theresa : excuse me ? fortune teller : the town carnival back in 1999 . it was then a fortune teller who predicted you would marry a crane . that prediction came true . theresa : and how did you know that ? fortune teller : it is the cards . they can see both the past and the future . theresa : maybe later . fortune teller : do n't you want to know how things turn out ? theresa : what things ? fortune teller : your future with the man you love , the man you just lost . theresa : how did you know -- fortune teller : but he loves you still but is bound to another woman -- his wife . theresa : gwen . it 's gwen and ethan . [ scene_break ] tabitha : that 's right , endora . you enjoy your snack while mommy finishes arranging these damn appetizers , and then we 'll go out back and enjoy the festivities . tabitha : well , i did n't want to upset you , but i think i saw charity here earlier -- right here in our very own home . tabitha : actually , no , i was -- i was hoping that my eyes were playing tricks on me , but if they were n't and charity is back here in harmony , then -- then all heaven could break loose , broiling us in the process . [ scene_break ] kay : fox , wait , we need to talk . fox : ok , ok , i promise we 'll talk , but first let 's go greet our guests , ok ? kay : no . telling fox that i 'm breaking our engagement to marry miguel is going to be harder than i thought . fox : oh , i 've got to keep kay from telling me that she and miguel want to hook up until after she sees miguel and charity together . then once kay knows that miguel 's first love is back in town , she wo n't trust miguel 's love for her , let alone marry him . and i 'll have kay all thanks to charity . [ scene_break ] charity : i wonder if kay and miguel will be glad to see me . miguel : well , i hope kay told fox we 're going to get married . i ca n't wait to start my life with kay and maria . miguel : oh , my god . no , it ca n't be . [ scene_break ] tabitha : maybe the stress of hosting kay 's shower is getting to me and i imagined seeing charity upstairs . no sign of her outside , and i can see kay and theresa and fox but no sign of blondie . oh , oh , endora , thank you . mommy can certainly use this . oh , sweet pea , you ca n't fathom the potential apocalypse that charity 's return to harmony would cause . oh , you and i would be working 24 - 7 to keep her from coupling with miguel because , as you may recall , their union would unleash unspeakable goodness throughout the world , sending all of us darksiders into limbo , possibly into extinction . and i have worked too bloody hard for my pension to see it go away now . aside from that . i mean , that would give kay one more thing to deal with on top of fox dying . you know , dying -- dying to -- to get married . tabitha 's voice : of course , endora has no idea her half brother could be six feet soon , nor must she find out . tabitha : hmm , listen to me prattling on , ha ha . i do n't think we have to worry about charity coming back to harmony . no , i 've kept her away from miguel now for over two years . he 's not about to find her in our own backyard . that would be too bizarre . [ scene_break ] miguel : ah , my eyes must be playing tricks on me . i ca n't believe what i 'm seeing . miguel : kay will freak when she sees all this . charity : what 's keeping fox ? he said he 'd bring kay and miguel out to see me right away . maybe i misunderstood where i was supposed to wait . [ scene_break ] paloma : oh , there 's theresa . i 'll talk to her until jessica gets here . paloma : theresa looks busy . i 'll talk to noah instead . if he has n't noticed me yet , he will tonight . [ scene_break ] kay : fox , wait ! i really need to talk to you . fox : i 've got to keep kay from telling me she wants to call off the wedding until after she and miguel see charity . love , you 've got nothing to worry about . the caterers and the florists left nothing to chance . it 's going to be an absolutely perfect bridal shower . kay 's voice : i have to tell fox that i love miguel and that i want to be a family with him and maria . kay : fox , look , everything is beautiful , but i ca n't -- fox : thank me enough ? you do n't have to because i -- i love you . kay : i love you , too , but -- fox : you are so beautiful . i mean , you are the most beautiful girl here tonight , and i 'm the luckiest man alive because you have chosen to share your life with me till -- till death do us part . kay : look , about our -- our life together -- i have to tell you something really important , and i have to tell you right now . fox : ok . but first let me show you our life together in pictures . you have to see this . kay : no , no , no , no , no , this can not wait another minute , ok ? the truth is -- is that -- jessica : hey , look at me , bitch ! kay : oh , my god ! fox : hey , hey , hey -- kay : jessica , what the hell was that for ? jessica : you do n't deserve a bridal shower because you do n't deserve to be getting married . fox : jessica , keep your hands off kay . kay : ah . jessica : oh , shut up . this is between me and my lying sister . kay : you 've been drinking ? jessica : hmm , because i 'm angry . angry at you for letting fox 's mother come between mom and dad . you wrecked our family , kay . you helped ruin my life , you selfish , lying traitor . you do n't deserve to be happy . kay : oh , my -- jessica : ahh , i hate you ! fox : calm down . [ scene_break ] gwen : i 've been looking for you . ethan : mm - hmm , do n't change the subject , ok ? i know exactly why you want jared to stay in harmony , and frankly , it offends me . jared : what , am i invisible here ? ethan : i 've told you a million times -- a million times . i 'm not leaving you . i 'm committed to you and our family , and it does n't matter what theresa does . jared : i guess i am . gwen : ethan , theresa just launched her latest attack against us last night . ethan : yes , and it got her nowhere . gwen : what , you think that 's just going to be , like , her last ditch effort ? do n't kid yourself . theresa never gives up . ethan : honey , the point is theresa trying to manipulate our lives is no different than you trying to manipulate her dealings with jared . jared : do n't i have any say in this at all ? gwen : ok , i think that jared is good for theresa , and she cares about him . jared : guess not . ethan : if you want theresa to stay out of our business , you got ta stay out of hers . gwen : i 'm not in her business . ethan : oh . gwen : ethan , i just want jared to stay in town so he can give theresa a second chance . jared : what -- gwen : i happen to think they make a nice couple . jared : yes , do i have to cluck like a chicken to get someone 's attention here ? gwen : jared , i 'm sorry . we just have tunnel vision when it comes to theresa . jared : yeah , well , it 's been hard for you two , i know . it 's been pretty tough on me , too . [ scene_break ] theresa : so how did you know that i was in love with a married man ? fortune teller : the cards do not lie . theresa : just out of curiosity , what else are the cards telling you ? fortune teller : ah , we will see , hmm ? oh . your heart is broken . theresa : true . fortune teller : it is clear that you can not be with the man of your dreams right now even though he loves you and you love him . he wo n't leave his wife . theresa : i know he wo n't . fortune teller : the cards say you thought this man would leave his wife , but when the moment of truth finally came , a lie came with it , and what you were certain would happen did not . fortune teller : now all hope is gone . theresa : the cards told you all of that ? fortune teller : yes , they reveal what has passed . they can also reveal what is yet to come . that is where the fortune - telling part comes in . would you like to know more ? theresa : sure . i feel a little foolish asking . fortune teller : oh , there are no answers without questions . theresa : this is true . ok , i have one question . the married man that i 'm in love with , ethan -- can the cards tell you if he and i are over for good , that there 's no hope we 'll ever be together again ? fortune teller : you want to know the final outcome of your relationship with this man ethan ? theresa : i would like to know if there 's going to be a happy ending for us or not . fortune teller : then you are prepared for the answer , be it good or bad ? theresa : i need to know if ethan and i are ever going to be together again . [ scene_break ] charity : i better go back and wait where fox told me to . [ scene_break ] jessica : ugh ! fox : you touch kay again , and i will forget that i am a guy , and i will knock you into next week . jessica : ooh , bite me , richie rich . this is between me and my lying sister . kay : jessica , i apologized , ok , for keeping quiet about ivy and what she did to mom and dad . jessica : you ruined our lives , kay . you ruined them . kay : ok , can we just go inside and talk ? jessica : no , i 'm not going anywhere with you . i want everyone to hear what you 're really like , what you did to our family and to me . kay : you ? what did i do to you ? jessica : it 's your fault i 'm the way i am . a whore married to my pimp . i mean , if mom had n't left , she would have been here when i needed her the most , but you hated her for loving charity , for wanting charity and miguel to be couple when you wanted miguel all to yourself . kay : jessica , i was wrong , and i 'm sorry . jessica : i do n't see how you do it . you plot , scheme , lie , get caught , and still come out on top . i mean , here you are about to marry one of the richest men in the world , and the man you loved all your life still wants you . kay : she 's talking crazy . fox : yeah . jessica : no one decent wants me . well , maybe it 's because i was a trick- turning skank . kay : jess , i 'm sorry . jessica : yeah , well , words are cheap but not as cheap as me . let me show you what i 'll do for a dollar . kay : stop it . jessica : oh , right , right , i 'm stealing the spotlight . ca n't have that any more than i can have a nice shower like this or a nice wedding . i lost out on everything nice because of you , kay . paloma : jessica , jessica , it 's ok . kay paid a price for her mistakes and so have you , but that does n't make you bad or less worthy to be happy . jessica : how can i be happy when everyone judges me for what i 've done ? kay : no one is judging you . jessica : shut up ! kay is wrong . everyone judges me . paloma : no , no , i do n't , and simone does n't either . jessica , you 're our best friend . we love you . we know how a beautiful and loving person you are . noah : she 's right , jessica . paloma is right . you are a beautiful girl , ok ? you are my beautiful baby sister . jessica : all right , please , just take me inside away from kay . kay : jessica , wait . jessica : oh , please , just get me away from her . fox : hey , it 's ok . i 'll be here for you as long as there 's breath in my body . miguel : what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] gwen : look , i know it 's been difficult for you , but i really do n't think you should give up on theresa . ethan : gwen -- gwen : i 'm just saying i think that theresa is finally in a place where jared could woo her with confidence . jared : look , gwen , i respect your insight on wooing theresa , but i 've been around long enough to know when it 's time to move on . and trust me , it 's time . gwen : but jar -- uh , shoot . you know what , it 's jane 's babysitter . i need to take this . hi , mrs. henderson , is everything ok ? ethan : so , you 're really leaving harmony , huh ? jared : well , that 's my letter of resignation . ethan : wow . jared : you seem surprised . ethan : i am surprised , jared . i thought you would jump right on the chance to get back with theresa . jared : well , you thought wrong . ethan : i might have , or you may be making it so theresa begs you to stay . you know , offers you a little more money , a little more power . jared : that would make me a dirty bastard , huh ? ethan : yeah , yeah , it would . jared : hmm , what 's your problem , man ? ethan : no problem , i just never saw you as the kind of guy that would just give up on a woman that has theresa 's money and power especially at a time when she 's so vulnerable . jared : ouch . ethan : yeah , so that 's why i 'm surprised you 're -- you 're leaving . jared : well , you surprise me , too , ethan . ethan : really , how 's that ? jared : well , i never figured you as such an idiot . ethan : ooh , ouch . and that 's because ? jared : well , because only an idiot would leave theresa . [ scene_break ] theresa : well ? fortune teller : oh , my . theresa : what -- what are they saying ? fortune teller : in all my years of using the cards to bridge the gap between then , now , and later -- i have never seen them give such a definite answer before . theresa : definite how ? i mean , are they saying that ethan and i are finished for good or that there is a chance that we 'll be together again ? fortune teller : you will be very surprised by what your future holds . very surprised indeed . theresa : can you tell me if the surprise is good news ? fortune teller : it 's very good news , theresa . my cards are showing you are going to have the best news you ever hoped for . [ scene_break ] miguel : kay , what happened ? why do you look upset ? kay : jessica was just here . she was drunk . she just flipped out on me about what ivy did . fox : jessica blames kay for ruining her life . kay : noah and paloma just took her inside . miguel : i 'm so sorry . everyone knows jessica has n't been herself lately . fox 's voice : why is miguel so together ? has he not seen charity ? fox : i ca n't believe you did n't see jessica slap kay . where were you ? were you out checking out the shower or -- miguel : yeah . fox : did you make it over to the catering table ? miguel : yeah , i was just there . the pictures of you and kay are great . fox 's voice : well , what about charity ? fox : that 's it ? miguel : what ? i 'm sure the food 's going to be great , too . fox : right . well , i 'm gon na go make sure that jessica does n't cause any more trouble . kay : well , do n't be long , ok , because i still need to talk to you . fox : ok . miguel : you still have n't told him about us , have you ? kay : yeah , well , i was about to when jessica started in on me . miguel : did she really slap you ? kay : yeah , twice . miguel : you know , i could kiss your cheek to make it feel better . kay : yeah , but it 's too risky with fox in the dark and all these people . miguel : you know , i wish i would have been here , because i would have been jessica 's punching bag . kay : thanks . it 's just so upsetting to see my sister go crazy like that . miguel , she was completely out of control . i mean , the things that she was saying , and -- and she was blaming me for everything that 's gone wrong in her life . what if she 's right ? what if i am to blame ? miguel : well , you said she was out of control . and i 'm sure she does n't realize half of what she said . miguel : kay , wait . look , we ca n't let the situation with fox go on any longer . you have to tell him the truth about us , and you have to tell him now . [ scene_break ] ethan : i 'm not discussing theresa with you . and as far as my letting her go , she was n't mine to keep . i 'm married . i 'm not about to renege on my vows with my wife . jared : really ? ethan : what are you getting at ? jared : well , tess said that you would take jane and leave gwen if she could prove that gwen and her mother were the ones who outed you to that tabloid as being a bennett ethan : well theresa tends to say a lot of things that do n't end up being exactly true -- ethan 's voice : like me being little ethan 's father . ethan : but it 's not so much as lies as it is wishful thinking on theresa 's part . but that would probably be very hard for you to understand because theresa is well - intended . you are n't . jared : you really think you know me , huh ? ethan : oh , i 'm pretty sure i do . jared : there 's nothing more to be said . ethan : no , there is -- no , there is . there 's good - bye . there 's good luck . and there 's do n't hurry back . jared : and i 'll be damned if i know what tess sees in you , man . ethan : well unlike you , jared -- jared : well , you talk the talk about being true to your vows and being a good person ? why do n't you try practicing some of that with tess ? ethan : excuse me ? jared : let her go , ethan . you ca n't be with her , but you still wo n't let her go . ethan : jared , stop talking , man . jared : she deserves to be happy . she deserves to laugh a little more and cry a little less . and you could help her do that if you just step aside and be a husband to your wife . ethan : do n't you lecture me , alright . jared : well someone needs to set you straight , ethan . you have no right keeping this girl holding on to something that will never be . ethan : i 'm not holding her back . jared : well from where i stand , that 's exactly what you 're doing and it 's not only unfair , it 's damn selfish . [ scene_break ] fortune teller : their message is clear . you will never be with ethan . you have no chance whatsoever of a future together . theresa : so how is that the best news that i could hope for ? fortune teller : it is good news . theresa : ok , ethan is the love of my life , and the cards are saying that i 'm never gon na be with him . fortune teller : fate is doing you a favor , protecting you by keeping you from making a terrible mistake -- a mistake that could ruin your life . [ scene_break ] paloma : jessica was so drunk , she passed out the instant her head hit the pillow . noah : yeah , poor kid . i 'm going to check on her later . paloma : noah , is it just me , or does jessica seem to be getting worse ? noah : uh , look , it 's not just you , all right ? dad and i have noticed that jessica -- she puts on this happy face whenever spike 's around , but when she 's alone , she 's miserable . you know , and she -- i do n't know . it 's not about kay , you know ? it 's not about what kay has done . it 's -- it 's bigger than that . both dad and i have tried to reach out to her , but she pushes us away . she shuts us out . paloma : si . it 's like she has -- como se dice , the syndrome -- noah : delayed stress syndrome . paloma : delayed stress syndrome over her mom leaving her . i 'd hope talking about my anger toward my mom would have helped jess put things in perspective , but -- noah : so you finally forgave pilar for sending you to mexico to be raised by her sister ? paloma : yeah . it 's taken a while , but now i know that mama did what she thought was best for me . and coming back to the states helped , too , even though i did n't realize it at the time . i had terrible fights with my mom . then papa proved he was no saint , and i came to see mama as a strong woman who did the best she could . noah : and you forgave her . paloma : mm - hmm . si . besides , it 's exhausting being angry all the time , you know ? paloma : so i decided to let go of all this stuff and look ahead instead of looking back . noah : forgive and forget . paloma : yeah . noah : yeah . i wish i could do that . paloma : why ? is there someone you need to forgive ? noah : ah , it 's more like a list of people . paloma : well , mama says that even our deepest hurts heal over time . noah : pilar 's a wise woman . paloma : yes . but i also think that love helps our hearts heal faster than just time alone . you just have to be open to it . noah : well , i have n't been open to love for a while . paloma : maybe it 's time you were . noah : yeah . [ scene_break ] tabitha : well , mommy 's almost finished doing what those missing - in - action caterers were supposed to do . tabitha 's voice : oh , my devil . she 's watching tv . i 've yet to recover from last year 's foul free - for - all . tabitha : endora , darling , will you help me arrange these -- these damn appetizers ? endora : why did you turn off the tv ? tabitha : then we can go out back and enjoy kay 's bridal shower -- or at least the fiasco that it 's going to turn into . tabitha : no , no , dear . i think you 've done quite enough . tabitha 's voice : endora can not find out it 's almost thanksgiving . there 's no telling what she 'll do to top last year . { kay : tabitha , what are we gon na do ? tabitha : duck ! } tabitha 's voice : i have to keep endora in the dark that thanksgiving is almost upon us . there 's enough bedlam in this house already , what with kay and miguel and fox . the last thing i need is a free range fiasco courtesy of my turkey obsessed tot . [ scene_break ] noah : paloma , i want to thank you for being such a good friend to jessica . paloma : noah , you do n't have to thank me . she 's my friend and to me a real friend is like family , you 're always there for them no matter what . noah : that 's a good attitude to have . paloma : it 's just who i am . i can tell that you 're the same way when it comes to family and friends . noah : well , i try to be . paloma : it 's nice that we have that in common . noah : yeah , really nice . paloma : let 's get something to eat . noah : paloma , wait . paloma : si ? noah : look , i want us to be friends . you know , uh , good friends . paloma : buenos amigos . i 'd like that . noah : yo tambien . why do n't you go ahead and get some food . i 'm gon na go check on jessica . i 'll catch up with you later . paloma : ok . noah : yeah . paloma : i hope we can be more than friends , noah -- much more [ scene_break ] miguel : you know , if i got a nickel for every time i 've said that , we would have enough money for maria 's college fund . kay : i know , i know , ok ? i know that i have to tell fox that we are in love and that we want to be together . miguel : why did n't you tell him inside ? kay : i tried . he kept interrupting me . he 's so anxious that this whole shower goes smoothly . miguel : you have to come clean to fox , ok ? it 'll hurt him even more and hurt our family and our friends , everybody , kay . he deserves to know the truth now . kay : i agree . miguel : then tell him . kay : it 's just really hard . i mean , he does n't have that long to live . and i -- i feel like that i 'm ruining what time he does have left by saying , hey , guess what , i 'm calling off our wedding to be with you . miguel : look , we both know it wo n't be easy on fox , but it would be worse to just let him live a lie during his final days . he needs to know the truth and now , kay , before this shower really gets going . kay : ok , you 're right , you 're right . ok , the minute he gets back here , i will tell him that i ca n't marry him because i 'm gon na marry you . [ scene_break ] fox : charity , what happened ? charity : you tell me . i 've been waiting here like you said , but i have n't seen kay or miguel . fox 's voice : damn it . charity : maybe if i go mingle , they 're bound to see me then . fox : true . only i wanted you to surprise them first -- before everybody knows that you 're back . charity : it 's up to you , but -- fox : just come with me . i 've got another surprise for kay and miguel . charity : what is it ? fox : just trust me . all right , when kay and miguel first see your face and realize you 're back in town , it 'll be a moment we 'll never forget . [ scene_break ] tabitha : all this food and not a ruddy caterer in sight . remind me never to allow another mortal to throw a party in our house ever again . what , with the fate fortune teller and all those saccharine decorations and expecting me to arrange the finger food in lieu of the caterers , i mean , that is really outrageous . i 'm a witch , not a waitress . now , you be a good girl , sweet pea , while mommy delivers this slop to the guests outside . endora , did you hear me ? tabitha : oh , my heaven . endora : uh - oh . tabitha : ah -- i -- well , with good reason . you and thanksgiving are not a good mix . because you go ga - ga and overdo your woo - woo . tabitha : leaping lizards . just when i thought nothing else could go wrong , she has to remember it 's thanksgiving . i shudder to think what will happen this year . [ scene_break ] ethan : you do n't know what you 're talking about , jared . jared : no , i think i do . you ca n't have theresa , but you wo n't let her be with anyone else , and that makes you a selfish bastard . gwen : well , everything 's ok with jane . what is going on ? jared : well ethan and i are just shooting the breeze . ethan : yeah . jared : you 'll have to excuse me . i actually have a lot to do before i leave harmony . gwen : ok , what were you guys talking about when i was on the phone ? ethan : nothing . i just , uh , wanted to let him know what i thought about him . gwen : why ? i mean , he 's leaving town . ethan : because i never liked the guy -- i never have . gwen : yeah , i know , ever since he showed an interest in theresa . ethan : well , i think theresa 's much better off without him . gwen : and i completely disagree . but then again , it does n't matter what i think 'cause jared 's leaving town . ethan : yes , he is . and good riddance , if you ask me . gwen : ok , we can go to kay 's shower if you want because mrs. henderson said she 's fine watching jane . ethan : ok . yeah , that sounds good . gwen : but i 'll have to meet you there . i have a little more work to do , ok ? ethan : ok . i 'm actually -- i 'm gon na go to the police headquarters to see my dad and try to convince him to go to kay 's shower after all . gwen : yeah , good luck . sam is really angry with kay because he helped your mother destroy his marriage to grace . but there 's no harm in asking , right ? ethan : right . gwen : so i 'll see you there ? ethan : yes . gwen : ok . ethan : bye . ethan : well , jared , i 'm glad you 're leaving . you 're not right for theresa and we 're all better off without you . [ scene_break ] theresa : well , the cards are wrong . i mean , i 've loved ethan for years , and being with him would never be a mistake . fortune teller : mm . ethan may be the love of your life , but he 's not the right man for you . life with him would be filled with pain , heartache , and sorrow . fate is protecting you from that . theresa : by keeping me single ? fortune teller : i see another man in my cards here for you , a man who fate insists you be with . this man is far better for you in the long run than ethan . theresa : no offense , but you could n't be more wrong about ethan and me if you tried , ok ? and as far as this other guy is concerned , the other guy that i was interested in , well , he does n't want anything to do with me anymore . fortune teller : oh , that 's not true . he wants you a lot , still . he just feels he ca n't have you because of ethan . theresa : jared . fortune teller : he 's a man of principles , ethics , and he never judged you for loving ethan . he just wants you to be happy . theresa : that 's true . fortune teller : if you do n't act quickly , you will lose this jared . he is the man of your dreams , theresa . this is a man who can give you anything you want and more . jared is your future , not ethan . go to him . win him back , or lose your one last chance at happiness . [ next_on ] sam : i would n't take you back if you were the last woman on this earth . grace : i wo n't be a victim anymore . tabitha : we 're doomed . charity 's back in harmony .
fox worked hard to keep kay from telling him she 's dumping him for miguel , but it was jessica that really saved his bacon . she stormed into tabitha 's yard , drunk as a skunk , and berated her sister , blaming her for all the bad things that she 's done because kay let ivy run their mother off . she threw in a couple of hearty slaps , too . fox used the reprieve to run and find charity so she could make her presence known to miguel and kay . paloma , who rescued kay from jessica with noah 's help , then went on to try to get noah to pay attention to her . they had a good chat , with her throwing herself at him with every word , but he seemed happy they are just good friends . tabitha was running herself ragged , trying to get kay 's bridal shower up and running , and having endora remember it 's thanksgiving only made things worse .
theresa : oh , oh ! oh , ethan , i 'm cramping ! ethan : oh , no , it 's -- theresa : ow ! ethan : it 's ok , it 's ok . theresa : i 'm losing the baby . ethan : shh , shh , shh . theresa : i 'm losing the baby . gwen : oh , my god . i 'm calling an ambulance . ethan : i 'm going to get her -- theresa : oh ! ethan : i 'm going to get her on the couch , off her feet . theresa : ow ! ethan : shh , shh . theresa : ow ! [ rebecca whistles ] theresa : ow ! rebecca : all right . time out , game over . you lose , theresa . gwen : mother , what are you talking about ? rebecca : what ? this is just another one of theresa 's ploys to get ethan to pay attention to her . ethan : what are you talking about `` ploy `` ? look at her . theresa : ow ! rebecca : she 's not losing the baby . she 's faking it to get close to you . and from the looks of things , her scheme has almost worked . ethan : it 's ok , it 's ok . honey , it 's ok . shh , shh . theresa : ow ! fox : mom , mom , come on in . we 'll have a proper toast . ivy : oh . whitney : ok . ivy : just one small question first . whitney , are you sure the baby you 're carrying is fox 's or -- or might it be chad 's ? whitney : oh . ivy : oh . whitney : um -- i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry . fox : no , it 's ok . do n't worry about the glass . i 'm just shocked that my mother would even bring that up , especially since you just said the baby 's mine . ivy : actually , she never did , fox . you just assumed it and whitney agreed -- is n't that right ? whitney : i 'm not really sure what you 're getting at . ivy : it 's a really simple question , whitney . are you certain that the father of your baby is my son fox , or is it your half brother chad ? martin : so thanks again . ok . yeah , he said we could stay at the b & b . we just have to see ivy to check in . katherine : ivy ? ivy was julian 's first wife . alistair practically forced them to get married when they both loved other people . if i 'd stayed in harmony , i probably could 've changed that , maybe saved them decades of misery . martin : no , no . alistair did n't leave us a choice . if we 'd stayed in harmony , it would 've been a death sentence for both of us . katherine : still , i just feel so much guilt at the pain we 've caused about our leaving . martin : yeah . you know , i 'll never forget the hate in luis and pilar 's eyes when they realized i 'm martin fitzgerald . you know , not that i blame them . i blame alistair . i will never forgive him for all the misery that he 's caused us and our loved ones . never . alistair : you 'll never forgive me , martin ? try i 'll never forgive you or katherine for turning to you for help . no , i 'll never forgive either of you for running away , forcing me to save face . no , no . i 'll never forgive or forget . i 'll continue to make both of your lives a living hell . luis : so you 're sure you 're ok not seeing papa 's mistress anymore ? i know how you came to feel close to her . sheridan : hey , we were both close to the wheelers , all right , till we found out that he was your father and she knew that he was married with children when they became lovers . luis : it 's unbelievable , right ? sheridan : yeah . i was just as shocked as you are angry . and i 'm really sorry that i came across as disloyal to you and pilar . mrs. wheeler is nothing to me . she 's just a stranger , but you 're everything to me . you 're my life . luis : you mean the world to me , too . and that 's why it hurt me so much to think that someone or something could come between us . beth : i do n't know how yet , mother , but i 'm sure that i can use martin fitzgerald 's lady friend mrs . wheeler to drive a wedge between luis and sheridan . what ? what are you and precious laughing about ? you heard luis ' sister at the book cafe -- sheridan 's been defending mrs . wheeler to luis and he hit the roof . although , they must 've made up because he 's all smiles now . precious , stop shrieking ! you 're going to upset marty . what , mother ? oh , marty 's down for a nap ? ok , good . well , with any luck , sheridan will be down for the count once i use mrs . wheeler to deliver a knockout punch to her relationship with luis . i said i do n't know how , mother . i 'm going to play it by ear . but once they 're apart , i know i can get luis to realize that i 'm the woman he should be with , not stupid sheridan . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life ng ] martin : it says to see ivy at chief bennett 's house about checking in . katherine : oh , god . martin : katherine , what is it ? katherine : i do n't know . i -- i just felt this chill , like evil nearby . martin : no , honey , you 're on edge , and to be honest , i am , too . so many bad things have happened lately , it 's like we 're waiting for the other shoe to drop . come on . ivy : your baby 's father , whitney -- are you sure it 's fox or could it be chad ? fox : ok , do n't put her on the spot like that , mom , please . ivy : all i did was ask her a simple , logical question , fox . if the baby is yours , then that is wonderful and -- and a relief . i just want to know where she got her information . did your gynecologist tell you how many weeks along you are and that 's how come you can be so sure that the baby 's fox 's and not chad 's ? whitney : well , no . i have n't been to a doctor just yet . ivy : what ? fox : really ? ivy : honey , your mother is theresa 's doctor . you know how important prenatal care is . you have got to get to a doctor and be examined so you know that the baby and you -- you 're both in good health . fox : mother 's right . ivy : and then when the doctor examines you , he or she can tell us exactly how many weeks along you are and then we 'll know for sure who the father is . fox : ok , mom , look , i know you 're trying to be helpful and all , but i think you 're freaking whitney out here , huh , suggesting that her half brother , chad , is the father of her baby ? there 's no way . ivy : well , i 'm sorry , fox , but there is a way . we just have to rule it out . fox : sorry . she can be a little paranoid sometimes , you know what i mean ? whitney : oh , hey , it 's ok , it 's ok . ivy : uh -- fox and whitney , these are the wheelers . fox : oh , yeah , hey . we 've met before . good to see you again . martin : how 's it going ? katherine : hi . fox : this is whitney russell . katherine : eve 's daughter . martin : listen , sorry to interrupt , but i spoke to chief bennett on the phone and he said there might be a vacancy at the b & b . ivy : yeah , that 's right . martin : i tried calling ahead , but no one answered . this note here said to just come on over . ivy : yeah , i 'm sorry . i forgot to have the calls from the b & b forwarded here . you know , pilar ran the place so well after grace left . i 'm afraid i do n't measure up to the standards set . fox : so , why 'd you move off the estate ? katherine : it was just time . martin : hmm . ivy : ok , well , fox -- fox : hmm ? ivy : why do n't you get their luggage and start taking them over , and now i just have to look for the key . fox : yeah , sure , ok . martin : great . ivy : thank you . fox : we 'll be right back . no problem . martin : nice meeting you . whitney : oh -- bye . katherine : bye . ivy : as soon as fox and i get the wheelers set over at the bed and breakfast , then we will take you to the hospital , where you can be examined by a doctor . and then we 'll know for sure , and if the baby is my grandchild , then i want it to have the very best care possible . and if it 's chad 's , then -- well , we 'll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it . theresa : oh ! look , rebecca , i 'm not lying . please , i 'm really cramping ! i could lose this baby ! ethan : shh , shh . theresa : help me , please ! rebecca : yes , you are lying . all this is just a show so you can get ethan to pay attention to you . theresa : ow ! god . rebecca : please , and look where you are , huh -- right in ethan 's arms , just where you 've always wanted to be . theresa : look , this is n't a trick ! please ! i am cramping ! ethan : she is telling the truth , rebecca . god ! rebecca : oh , men are such suckers for the swoon . gwen , when i was pregnant with you , i used to pretend i was cramping any time i wanted a little bling- bling . and your father , being the devoted husband , would get me diamonds every time . well , theresa -- she wants ethan , so she 's putting on this whole show just to get close to your husband . theresa : ouch ! god , that 's not true ! rebecca : yes , it is ! theresa , whenever you 're around ethan and you 're fine , he does n't pay any attention to you , so you go , `` oh , gee , i 'm going to pretend to be crampy . oh , oh -- dios mio , i 'm going to lose the babito . `` and voila -- [ theresa groans ] rebecca : ethan 's right there for you , so just admit it , theresa . admit that this is just another one of your schemes . theresa : ow . [ theresa pants ] [ knock on door ] luis : well , if that 's my father or his whore again , i swear -- sheridan : luis , come on . it could be anybody . luis : oh , beth , it 's just you . beth : hey . luis : hey . come on in . beth : luis , are you all right ? luis : oh , you heard ? beth : yeah . paloma came by the book cafe . she said that mr . wheeler is really martin fitzgerald , your father ? luis : yeah . yep . the lying bastard finally admitted it . beth : oh , luis , what a terrible shock this must 've been . luis : it was . now i 'm just more angry than anything . beth : you know , to have worried all this time about your father and then to find out he left to be with another woman . oh , paloma calls her `` senora wheeler `` ? sheridan : hey , beth , would you like something to drink ? beth : no , thanks . you know , this senora wheeler must be trash with a capital t. i mean , what kind of selfish slut would hook up with a man knowing he had a wife and family ? sheridan : beth , stop ! beth : why , sheridan ? luis : yeah , sheridan , that 's what i 'd like to know -- why ? what , are you defending my father 's whore again ? whitney : of course . this is just my luck ivy 's an expert at passing off one man 's child as another 's . i mean , for years , she tricked everyone into believing that ethan was julian 's son when he 's really sam bennett 's , and now she suspects me of trying to pass off chad 's baby as fox 's . chad : whitney ? whitney : chad . how long have you been standing there ? [ theresa groans ] rebecca : oh , admit it , theresa . your little cramp - a - thon is just another one of your ploys to get ethan away from gwen . theresa : no , that 's not true . please , you got to help me . ethan : shh , shh . theresa : you got to believe me -- i 'm not making this up ! i 'm afraid i 'm going to lose our baby , please ! rebecca : our baby ? gwen : oh , theresa , what the hell are you talking about ? [ theresa moans ] theresa : oh , god ! sheridan : no . i -- i was not going to defend mrs . wheeler again . i -- i know that what she did was wrong . luis : then why 'd you tell beth to stop ? sheridan : because i -- i think that we 've been totally focused on your father and mrs . wheeler for what seems like days now , and i would just like to get them out of our minds for a while and think and talk about something else . beth : ahem -- i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to cause trouble between you and sheridan . luis : no . beth : it 's just that your father being back here is huge , especially when he 's been with his -- his whore this whole time ? luis : i know . oh , mama and i still ca n't believe it . beth : well , i know what you mean , luis . i mean , how are we supposed to tell our little son that his grandfather was seduced into leaving his wife and his family for some home - wrecking hussy ? luis : i do n't know . we have n't even figured out how to tell theresa yet . beth : oh . well , you know , i remember when martin first disappeared . it was so hard for you and your family and it just went downhill from there . antonio eventually left , you were n't able to go to college because you had to help pilar make ends meet , working full - time . sheridan , you did n't know luis back then and i did . he literally had to grow up overnight . no more fun or sports or time with friends . when he was n't working two or three jobs , he was at home taking care of miguel and theresa , the whole time worried about his father , whether he might be hurt or even dead . god , and now to find out that luis was worried for nothing , that martin was down in mexico living the high life with some lowlife squeeze ? you know , how amoral and -- oh -- self - centered was this mrs . wheeler to be able to hook up with a married man , knowing he was willing to abandon his family ? oh . i mean , you agree with me about mrs . wheeler , do n't you , sheridan ? katherine : the room is lovely , thank you . martin : yes , thank you , you know , for helping us get settled here . fox : oh , you 're welcome . ivy : ok , well , breakfast is served at 8 : 00 . martin : great . ivy : see you later . fox : you two sleep well . katherine : thank you . fox : all right . katherine : oh . that 's my grandson , foxworth . he 's grown into such a handsome , fine man . i just wish i could 've watched him grow up . martin : yeah , we both have regrets , so many regrets . hey . at least we still have each other . katherine : oh , martin . martin , yes , i 'm so grateful to you . i 'm just so sorry that coming back to harmony has caused you so much agony . martin : yeah , well , my family hates me now that they know who i really am . alistair : you 're not alone , fitzgerald . katherine 's daughter hates her , too . martin : crane . how the hell did you get in here ? katherine : alistair . alistair : have n't you people learned by now ? i can do whatever i want . martin : you smug bastard . i 'm going to kill you for all the grief you 've caused . singer : you are my passion for life beth : well , sheridan , you agree with me about mrs . wheeler , do n't you ? that she 's a selfish , uncaring piece of trash for hooking up with a married man ? sheridan : it 's a sad situation for everyone . i especially feel hurt for luis and his family for the pain that they 've been through , and it 's very disappointing . beth : `` disappointing `` ? huh . you know , i was disappointed when i got a c in home ec . but the truth about why martin left , that he dumped his family to be with some rich bitch ? i 'm sorry -- that 's way beyond `` disappointing . `` that is betrayal , sheridan . luis ' father betrayed his family . and mrs . wheeler ? she was a willing accomplice . martin : i 'll kill you , crane ! katherine : martin , do n't ! alistair : listen to your whore , fitzgerald . live to die another day . katherine : why are you here , alistair ? have n't you caused enough trouble ? alistair : i did n't cause any of the trouble that people are in , katherine . you and your paramour did . you 're the ones who ran away , abandoned those you claimed to love . no , their -- their anguish is directly connected to your animal lust . martin : you shut your mouth ! i already told you that katherine and i were n't lovers when we left harmony . we were just targets on your hit list desperate to stay alive ! alistair : i was n't talking to you , fitzgerald . kill him if he interrupts me again . so , katherine , my dear , your looks may have changed , but you 're still a sniveling neurotic after all these years , still playing the victim , blaming me for all your woes . katherine : well , alistair , you are to blame . you cause misery with every breath you take . alistair : so , i 'm to blame for sheridan hating you now , hmm ? no , katherine , i think not . she hates you for being the other woman in luis ' father 's life . she hates you for hurting pilar , for not being the noble heroine she once thought you were . imagine how much more she 'll hate you if she knows that you 're her mother . katherine : oh , you shut up , alistair . alistair : that 's the rub , is n't it , katherine ? you blame me for the position you 're in with sheridan when in fact you 're to blame . you chose to abandon her , and now you hate yourself for it . fox : hey , mother , hold on a second . i do n't want you going in there and starting in on whitney again . ok , she said the baby was mine and i believe her . ivy : ok , if that 's the case -- and i really hope it is -- why has n't she seen a doctor or even made an appointment ? fox : yeah , i -- you know , i do n't know these things . she just found out she was pregnant . ivy : then how can she be sure the baby 's yours and not chad 's if she does n't know how far along she is ? fox : ok , mom , i do n't understand . why are you trying to cause trouble , huh ? do n't you think whitney 's been through enough with her mom and chad ? she does n't need you accusing her of lying . ivy : i 'm not accusing her of anything . i just want to make sure she 's right . and if she is n't , if that baby is yours , i want to make sure it gets the best care possible . fox : well , thank you very much . well , we 'll go to the doctor , we 'll get the examination . that 'll prove that it 's my baby and not chad 's . are you happy ? ivy : yes . chad : well , i just got here . the door was open so i let myself in . i heard you talking to yourself , but i did n't hear what you said . why ? was it important ? whitney : oh . i was just talking out loud , that 's all . chad : yeah , i 'm -- i talk to myself , too , now that you 're not around . whitney : so , what brings you by all of a sudden ? chad : well , i came to drop this off to chief bennett . is he around ? whitney : no , no , and ivy 's next door at the b & b . chad : oh . ok , well , let him know i dropped that off for him . ok ? whitney : sure . chad : ok . um -- you know , whitney , we -- we should talk . whitney : you know , chad , maybe -- chad : no , no , do n't worry , i 'm not going to push myself on you . ok , whitney , i just -- well , i miss you , you know ? i miss you and your love . wait . whitney , look , i know we 're half brother and sister , ok , and we ca n't love each other the way we used to . whitney , i still love you , and i want to think that you still love me . whitney : ca n't just turn it off , chad . it 's -- it 's kind of part of the problem . chad : ok . but you know what ? maybe it 's part of the answer , too . whitney : what do you mean by that ? chad : well , you know , we both care about each other -- a lot , right ? whitney : yeah . chad : ok . but why do we have to throw that away ? you know , why ca n't we find a way to be in each other 's lives ? find a way to -- to be friends ? theresa : oh ! ok . gwen : theresa , answer the question . what did you mean when you told ethan you could n't lose our baby ? theresa : oh , my god ! rebecca : yeah ! ethan : no , no , ease up , all right ? she meant it 's our baby , meaning we 're all involved in this , ok ? it 's our baby , gwen . she 's the surrogate . it 's ok . theresa : yeah , that -- that 's what i meant . rebecca : oh . polly want a cracker ? theresa : oh , damn it , rebecca ! i 'm telling the truth , i 'm really cramping here ! rebecca : oh , the drama never stops , does it , theresa ? theresa : ow ! ethan , gwen , help me , please ! rebecca : you know , and the emmy for best actress goes to -- theresa : ow ! ow , ow ! ethan : what is it ? theresa : oh , god , it 's worse . it 's getting worse ! rebecca : yeah , and so is your acting . you know , olympic wrestlers do n't grunt and groan this much . theresa : look , i 'm telling you something is n't right ! please help me ! gwen : i 'm calling an ambulance , mother , just to be safe . rebecca : no , gwen , you ca n't get caught up in theresa 's lies again . theresa : ow ! rebecca : you just can't . gwen : what if she 's telling the truth ? theresa : i am ! rebecca : then you just ca n't let her get to you . look , she 's staging this little one - woman show just to make you forget that we caught her coming on to ethan . and look -- it 's working . theresa : ow ! rebecca : ethan is with her , and you are so worried about the baby that you do n't see this for the shameless ploy that it is . theresa : no -- listen , i 'm telling the truth . please . i 'm really cramping and i 'm going to lose this baby ! please help me ! please ! ( sigh ) the one feature that comes with all houses in fort mcmurray . it 's so much money . it 's all boom and no room on `` global national `` with kevin newman . ivy : fox , honey , look , i just -- i want to make sure that you -- your love for whitney is n't blinding you to the possibility that chad might be that baby 's father . fox : right . look , mom , whitney said the baby was mine . ivy : oh . honey , you ca n't just take her word for it . fox : yeah , i really can . she would n't lie to me . ivy : fox , maybe she 's lying to herself . maybe she is so afraid deep down that chad might be that baby 's father that she 's convinced herself you are instead so she does n't have to face the fact that she might be the mother of her own nephew . fox : oh -- ma , that 's disgusting . ivy : but possible . that 's why she has to see a doctor -- because , fox , if you 're not the baby 's father , then maybe you should n't marry whitney . maybe you should n't raise a baby that 's not your own . fox : ok , please . just stop , ok , right there ? ivy : fox , i 'm your mother and i am just trying to protect you . fox : ok , so , let me get this straight -- all those years that you left me and my sisters to fend for ourselves while you played mother lion to ethan , now what ? now you 're coming back and you 're trying to protect me from the big , bad whitney ? is that -- ivy : ok . you 're angry , i get it . you have every right to be . i did n't love you and your sisters enough when you were growing up . i admit that it was hard to love all of you , and i hated your father so much , but despising julian was not a reason to not love all of you . i was wrong and i am trying to make up for it now and i am trying to be a good mother and i just want you to be happy , fox . fox : ok , well , look , you know , if you want me to be happy , then just quit trying to cause problems between me and whitney . whitney : ok . ok , i think it 's a good idea for us to try to be friends . chad : oh , thank god . and thank you . whitney : oh . chad : well , you know , we 'll find a way to make this work . you 'll see . whitney : any idea how we 're going to do that ? chad : um -- well , i do n't know , you know ? but , well , we 're talking and that 's a start . whitney : ok . chad : well , i miss talking to you , whitney . you know , i -- i feel so alone , you know , especially with everything that 's happened -- eve being our mother and julian being my father . well , i really needed you and you were n't there . whitney : well , it 's been hard for me , too . it 's been really hard . i still ca n't believe you 're my brother . chad : hey , hey , you know what ? we do n't have to talk about the big , heavy stuff . all right ? come on , let 's -- let 's talk about the day - to - day stuff , right ? like we used to . whitney : ok . ok , that 's -- that 's a great idea . you go first . chad : me ? whitney : yeah . chad : all right . let me see . well , i -- i cleaned out my car , like you were always bugging me to . whitney : finally . i thought i was going to have to call the hazmat team . chad : hmm . whitney : it was pretty bad . anything else ? chad : well , i started working at crane industries . whitney : how do you like that ? chad : well , you know , julian 's talking about starting a record label , but i do n't know . i mean , i kind of feel like i 'm in over my head already . whitney : no , you just probably need to give it some time . that 's all you need . i mean , you can handle it , chad . you can handle just about anything . chad : you know , you -- you always knew what to say to make me feel better . ok , your turn . what 's new with you ? whitney : oh , well , um -- whitney 's voice : the baby ? oh , my god . chad ca n't know ivy wants to take me to get checked out by a doctor . whitney : hey , you know what ? i 'm sorry , but fox could come in here at any second and -- chad : right , right . whitney : i think it would be awkward and might cause trouble , so -- you know , maybe another time ? chad : ok . ivy : oh . chad , i 'm glad you 're here . you can come to the hospital with us . fox : oh , mother , don't . chad : the hospital -- wait , wait , wait , wait . who 's going to the hospital ? ivy : whitney is . chad : why ? what 's wrong ? ivy : you better tell him , whitney . tell him why you 're going to the hospital . luis : well , you certainly are right about one thing , beth -- mrs . wheeler and my father are cut from the same cloth . i mean , what kind of a woman would want a man who left his wife and children to struggle and suffer ? she has to be as selfish and as irresponsible as my father . alistair : so , katherine , do tell . what 's it like to have your daughter hate you for being a husband - stealing slut ? and for knowing that she 'll hate you even more if she discovers who you really are ? katherine : it 's true -- sheridan does n't think very highly of me now . and knowing that i 'm her mother would hurt her deeply and make her very angry . but , alistair , once i tell her the truth , once i tell her that you abused me , beat me , raped me -- oh , yes , and tried to kill me -- sheridan will understand why i had to leave harmony , why martin and i had to have plastic surgery , hide ourselves away to save ourselves and protect our children . sheridan will understand and she will forgive me . and then , alistair , then sheridan will find it in her heart to love me as much as i love her . alistair : yes , well , perhaps you 're right , katherine . maybe when sheridan hears your version of the truth , you will finally win her back . but at what cost do you want her love ? katherine : i do n't understand . alistair : well , do you want sheridan 's love badly enough to destroy her one chance at real happiness ? do you really want to destroy her relationship with luis ? theresa : please ! you 've got to believe me , i am really cramping ! please ! rebecca : oh , it 's indigestion . salsa and warm milk just do n't mix . theresa : no ! you 've got to call an ambulance ! please get me to the hospital before it 's too late . ethan : call an ambulance . you need to do that now . theresa : ow ! gwen : ok , you know what ? why do n't i just -- look , i 'll call a maid instead . she can meet theresa in her room , she can keep an eye on her for us . theresa : no ! the cramps , please ! gwen : theresa , dr . russell said that this may happen after the procedure . she said you might have some discomfort . it 's nothing to be worried about . theresa : no , ethan , please -- please , look at me , ethan ! something 's wrong ! gwen : theresa , stop trying to get ethan 's attention ! just go up to your room and wait for the maid , ok ? we 're going to finish our night and then -- and then we 're going to go up to bed . rebecca : yes , where ethan is going to make mad , passionate love to gwen many , many times . ethan : rebecca -- theresa : please -- please -- the baby . please . rebecca : nighty - night , theresa . theresa : no . rebecca : you know , enjoy your moments as the surrogate for ethan and gwen because once you make my gwen a mother , i 'm going to make your life a living hell . theresa : god -- oh ! [ theresa pants ] theresa : ow ! gwen : oh , god . ethan : oh , theresa -- oh , god ! gwen : oh , my god ! theresa ? ethan : theresa ? rebecca : oh , give it a rest , camille . ethan : theresa ? gwen : oh , god . god . ng ] gwen : oh , god , theresa ? theresa ? rebecca : ethan , step away from the fajita . ethan : rebecca , she has fainted . rebecca : oh , she has n't fainted . she is faking it . just ignore her and she 'll crawl away . gwen : mother , even if she was faking the cramps , she just hit the floor really hard and it could 've hurt the baby . i have to -- rebecca : oh , gwen , have n't you heard a word i have been saying ? she is lying . ethan : no , she 's not . no , she 's not . something 's wrong , something -- something is really wrong . gwen : oh , god . ethan : theresa ? beth : well , i 'm sorry to say this , luis , but it seemed like your father and mrs . wheeler are a perfect match . they only care about themselves and their happiness . i mean , they do n't give a damn about anyone else . sheridan : i was just telling luis how amazing it is to have just met you and feel like i 've known you forever . katherine : the feeling is mutual , dear . sheridan : hmm . katherine : oh . sheridan : they 're poisonous ! katherine : i do n't care ! i do n't want anything to hurt you ! sheridan : you have made my mother come alive by telling me these stories . thank you so much . thank you . is mrs . wheeler really the monster they say she is ? alistair : is that what you want , katherine ? to destroy sheridan 's relationship with luis ? you know what i 'm talking about , do n't you , my dear ? if sheridan chooses to love you , luis will end up hating her . how could he not ? how could he ever forgive her for loving the woman he blames for destroying his family , even if it 's you , her own mother ? martin : you bastard ! alistair : so , katherine , is telling sheridan the truth worth destroying her relationship with luis ? are you really that selfish that you would put your own happiness ahead of sheridan 's ? chad : whitney , you were going to the hospital ? why ? what -- what 's wrong ? whitney : oh , nothing . nothing 's wrong with me . i 'm fine . i 'm absolutely fine . ivy : yes , well , we certainly hope so . fox : mother , you have absolutely no right doing this . ivy : i have every right to protect you , fox , and my grandchild if whitney 's baby turns out to be yours , which we do n't know until she 's seen a doctor . chad : whitney , what is fox 's mom talking about -- hoping you 're fine ? whitney : listen -- chad : what -- what are you trying to keep from me ? whitney : nothing , nothing . just -- i did n't want you to find out this way . chad : find out what , whitney ? fox : whitney 's pregnant . ethan : theresa , hey . theresa : please , help me . help the baby . ethan : ok , ok . theresa : ow . rebecca : that 's right , theresa . oh , i bet you just ca n't wait for ethan to put his big , strong arms around you and carry you up the stairs like -- [ southern accent ] like rhett did scarlett in `` gone with the wind . `` gwen : oh , my god . oh , my god , ethan ! there 's blood on the floor ! she 's bleeding ! theresa : ow . gwen : oh , my god ! rebecca : [ normal voice ] oh , well , i 'll call a maid to clean it up . gwen : oh , my god , ethan -- ethan : listen to me -- damn it , rebecca ! she 's not lying and she 's in trouble here ! gwen : oh , god . oh , god , the baby , ethan . ethan : all right , enough -- i 'm taking her to the hospital . gwen : ok , i 'm going to get the car . ethan : it 's ok . it 's ok , come on . it 's ok . all right . rebecca : ugh ! ew . that had better be blood and not ketchup . hmm . alistair : well , katherine , do you really want to destroy sheridan 's relationship with luis , because if you do , by all means , tell her the truth . tell her that you 're her mother , martin fitzgerald 's whore . martin : shut up , crane ! you and your goon get the hell out of here ! alistair : i was leaving anyhow . smoking is not allowed in this fine establishment . you know what , katherine ? it 's amazing just how much pain you cause to the people around you . you call me the devil . perhaps it 's time you took a nice , long look in the mirror . i think you 'll see , even with all the plastic surgery , you ca n't hide your horns . martin : bastard . alistair : ah , yes . so much sound and fury , signifying nothing . get some rest , katherine . you look like hell . martin : no , no , no , honey , it 's ok . it 's ok . he does n't know what the hell he 's talking about . katherine : oh , it 's all right . i 'm not sad because of his condemnation of me . i 'm sad because he 's right about sheridan . i can never tell her the truth , martin . i can never be close to my daughter again . beth : well , i do n't know what kind of woman could do the things mrs . wheeler 's done . i mean , how low could this slut have been to have just shacked up with a deadbeat like your father , luis ? how gross is she if martin was the best she could do ? oh . well , if there 's anything good about mrs . wheeler , i can not imagine what it is . luis : i ca n't , either . sheridan , you ok ? sheridan : hmm ? yeah , yeah , i 'm fine . i 'm just thinking about everything that 's gone on . you know , it 's all really upsetting . luis : yeah , it is , especially for mama knowing that the man she worshipped left her for a skank like mrs . wheeler . beth 's voice : i was right . mrs. wheeler is the key to coming between luis and sheridan . as soon as i find out more about her , i 'll use the dirt on mrs . wheeler to keep sheridan away from luis forever . chad : you 're pregnant ? well -- how far along are you ? ivy : well , we do n't know for sure . that 's one of the reasons we 're going to the hospital -- to find out and to make sure the baby gets the care it needs . chad : so the baby could be -- the baby could be mine ? fox : no , chad , the baby could n't be yours . whitney already said it 's mine . ivy : we do n't know that for a fact . fox : mother , that 's enough . ivy : but when we get to the hospital , we 'll know for sure , and since you 're here , chad , you might as well come along with us . and once a doctor examines whitney , then we 'll know for certain who the father is -- fox or your half brother , chad . rebecca : what the hell is going on between you and theresa ? whitney : no ! i am not going to the hospital , ivy . tabitha : put on your seat belt , endora . we are going to host a thanksgiving from hell .
theresa is having a heck of a time convincing gwen she and the baby are in trouble , thanks to rebecca . ethan knows something 's wrong but he 's still a wuss and allows gwen to lead him by the nose . katherine and martin check into the b & b only to find alistair in their room . now , how did he know which room ivy would take them to , i wonder ?
kay : no ! our love will beat any spell you 've got . well , look , if endora does n't know it 's thanksgiving , there is n't a problem , is there ? we 'll just simply keep it a secret . she 'll think it 's just a big dinner and everything will be fine . fox : whew ! hey . where are endora and maria , huh ? i ca n't wait to tell them we 're hosting a thanksgiving dinner . tabitha and kay : no ! [ scene_break ] nurse : here 's a new patient for the locked ward , doctor . they 're bringing her up now . doctor : oh , poor soul . she sounds like a real doozy . nurse : the coast guard picked her out of the ocean a few weeks ago . within five minutes , she 'd ripped the clothes off a young ensign and tried to seduce him , then became violent when they restrained her . she has been bounced from jail to jail ever since . doctor : talk about delusional -- witches , magical tsunamis , muscle men turning into rats . [ mrs. wallace grunts ] mrs. wallace : get your hands off of me , you big lugs ! doctor : oh , edna ? mrs. wallace : what ? doctor : calm down . you 're safe here . mrs. wallace : you got the wrong gal , pally ! i certainly do n't belong in a nut house . now , everything , everything i told you is the god 's honest truth . now , will you let me go , boys ? come on , do i look crazy ? [ scene_break ] fancy : esme ! please let me out of here ! i 'm sorry i tricked you into thinking the duchess was dead and that lord sarni wanted to marry you . ca n't you take a joke ? ok , that 's it ! enough is enough ! let me out of this closet this instant ! oh , the conniving little tramp . esme , i swear , you 'd better keep your hands off noah or i 'll get out my black armani for your funeral ! ooh ! esme : did you miss me ? noah : i know who this is . esme : ooh , shh . no peeking . [ scene_break ] theresa : you ca n't kill him , gwen . i wo n't let you . gwen : it is not up to you . theresa : it 's murder . whitney : theresa , calm down . theresa : i 'm not going to calm down . she 's about to kill the man that i love , and if that 's not reason enough to lose control , i do n't know what is ! gwen : theresa , he is my husband and he trusted me to carry out his wishes . theresa : you 're not carrying out his wishes , gwen ! ethan 's living will stated that if he was brain damaged you could then take him off life - support . well , he 's not . those new test results prove otherwise . gwen : he is in an irreversible coma -- irreversible . theresa : have n't you ever heard of people coming out of comas , gwen ? gwen : you know what , dr. russell ? i think you might need to spell it out for this idiot . now , based on your test results , there is no hope for ethan to come out of this coma . am i correct ? eve : you are correct . the coma is irreversible . gwen : then ethan has made it very clear what his wishes are , theresa , and i know what i have to do . theresa : no . [ scene_break ] fancy : let me out of here right now ! oh -- maid : who are you yelling at and what are you doing in my closet ? fancy : you are a lifesaver , sweetie . long story , but thank you . hands off , esme ! noah is mine ! noah : yes , fancy , yes . esme : oh , moses . noah : moses ? fancy : aha ! you viper ! noah : fancy ? then who -- esme : hi , hot stuff . remember me ? [ scene_break ] fox : all right . so what 's the problem ? first you do n't want me to have thanksgiving dinner here , and now you do n't want me to tell endora or maria . what 's the problem ? tabitha : i -- it 's -- it 's endora . i am trying to raise her in a nondenominational household . fox : nondenominational -- what ? you know thanksgiving is n't a religious holiday , right ? tabitha : just who do you think everyone 's trying to thank ? huh ? anyway , it 's not just that . it 's -- it 's the poor , poor turkey . fox : the poor , poor turkey ? tabitha : yes . all around the country , families and friends gather together to give thanks . they hug each other and smile and talk about old times . and then they chop off the head of an innocent turkey and shove it into a fiery oven . it 's criminal ! it 's turkeycide . i do n't think those poor turkeys are very thankful around this time of year . fox : all right . do you agree with this ? well , what about maria ? kay : oh , yeah , yeah , she 's absolutely right . i mean , what kind of a mother would i be if i ca n't set an example and stand up against the appalling national slaughter of our friend the turkey ? fox : you ca n't be serious . tabitha : we 're deadly serious . and we need your help on this , fox . if you insist on having this dinner here , then you can not let endora know what it 's all about . kay : you ca n't even mention the word `` thanksgiving , `` or even the word `` holiday . `` tabitha : endora is very sensitive to the plight of the turkey . fox : am i on `` candid camera `` ? is this some kind of joke ? am i being punk 'd here ? is this -- kay : no , this is no joke . ok , you have to promise me that you will not mention the word `` thanksgiving . `` fox : uh -- yeah . hey , whatever . you know , whatever helps . sure . tabitha : yeah , yeah . well , that helps . trust me . [ scene_break ] theresa : this is immoral ! ethan 's life is on the line ! gwen : because of you , because you poisoned him , and how dare you stand there and talk about morality when it is your fault he is lying here like this . theresa : this was n't supposed to happen , ok ? he was n't supposed to eat the poison . it was for alistair ! gwen : oh , and that makes it ok ? well , attempted murder gone wrong is still attempted murder , and you 'd be in jail right now if alistair had n't come to your rescue , and i do n't even know why i am talking to you ! you need to get the hell out of here , theresa , because i for one do not need to explain myself to you , especially where my husband is concerned . theresa : your husband who loves me , gwen . gwen : you -- you , you , you ! it is always about you ! do you have a ring on your finger ? do you see this ring on my finger ? ethan put this ring on my finger , and look at this , theresa . he has one , too , and you know what that means ? it means we are married . we are married . we are joined together , in sickness and in health , in good times and in bad . do you really think that this is easy for me ? he made a living will , and then he trusted me as his wife to carry out his wishes , and god forbid the roles were reversed , he would honor my wishes ! that is what this is about -- love and trust and respect and abiding by his wishes that he made when he was healthy . theresa : where do you get off playing god ? gwen : if anyone is trying to play god , it is you , because i am the only one here trying to abide by his wishes . and if keeping him alive means he 's going to lay here like this forever , then it is my duty to let him go ! theresa : then you 're one cold - hearted bitch ! eve : theresa ! theresa : love and respect ? that is a joke ! you know what , gwen ? i 'll tell you something . if there 's any justice in this world , that ring would be on my finger , because if i were married to ethan , i would never give up on him ! i would never kill him ! he would be kept alive ! [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : oh , would you just let me go , because there is a whole world waiting for me out there ! nurse : honey , i 'd calm down if i were you . you do n't want to end up in a straitjacket . mrs. wallace : ok , boys , you can take a powder . see , the disco queen is calm , cool , and collected . doctor : why do n't you have a seat , edna . mrs. wallace : no , thank you . see , i 've been sitting for weeks in a jail cell , and the bum is numb , honey . now , listen up . see , there 's really been a big mix - up here . you have got the wrong gal . so if you want to lock somebody up , it should be those witches back in harmony . doctor : witches ? mrs. wallace : mm - hmm . doctor : real witches ? mrs. wallace : got it in one ! they are the ones that started the earthquake that set off the tsunami . doctor : why would they do that ? were they trying to destroy to world ? mrs. wallace : oh , honey , do you have a screw loose or something ? no ! i just got on their nerves . doctor : so these witches caused the massive earthquake and the tsunami that devastated harmony because you got on their nerves ? mrs. wallace : can you imagine that , for heaven 's sakes ? boy , they 're the crazy ones . me -- i was just trying to have some fun , because i have n't looked so young and sexy since elvis was alive , honey . but then those doggone witches -- god , they screwed it up , see , because the spell is fading . i mean , look , look here . my hair is going gray -- oh -- and confidentially , i 'm going to need my diaper back again . darn ! nurse : i 'll make a note on your chart . mrs. wallace : oh , and i should have known that blackmailing witches was like playing with fire , but , you see , i was mad with power -- mad with it ! but between you and me , i should have known that something was odd with the old one last christmas , see , because i stopped by for a little chin wag and then wound up hiding in a closet because i was being chased by a psycho santa with an ax trying to kill us ! doctor : santa tried to kill you ? mrs. wallace : would i lie ? mrs. wallace 's voice : come on , precious , let 's make tracks ! norma : nice of you to drop by , but i 'm afraid i 'm going to have to `` ax `` you to leave . mrs. wallace : angels , help us ! come on , precious ! norma : raise the sharpened ax to fall glory be the blood and all ! mrs. wallace : oh , boy , oh , boy , oh , boy . you think witches are bad . let me tell you , that santa claus was nothing but a loony ! ooh ! [ scene_break ] kay : oh , endora and maria are up , and fox is going to bring them down here any minute . tabitha : oh , i hope we got through to him , kay . endora can not find out that this family gathering is really thanksgiving . just the word `` holiday `` brings out her devilish side . kay : ok , well , we 're just going to act like it 's an everyday dinner . tabitha : yeah , otherwise this year could be worse than last . fox : look who 's here . look who decided to pay us a visit . [ doorbell rings ] tabitha : oh . who can that be ? fox : oh , well , maybe it 's the caterer with our thanks -- ow ! girl : hi . we 're collecting money for the thanksgiving dinner for the homeless . tabitha : shh , shh . do n't say that word . boy : `` homeless `` ? tabitha : no . the other word . children : `` thanksgiving `` ? tabitha : oh ! ca n't you two listen ? boy : where are we ? girl : i do n't know . were n't we just at an old lady 's house ? boy : old lady ? what old lady ? girl : i want my mom ! fox : who 's here ? tabitha : oh , no one . probably just trick - or - treaters playing pranks . fox : yeah . you know , halloween was last month . tabitha : was it ? fox : it was . tabitha : oh , i 'll forget my own name next . [ scene_break ] noah : god , esme , where did you come from ? i thought you were fancy . fancy : oh , thanks very much . esme : oh , please . does fancy have what i 've got ? noah : uh -- fancy : put something on , you malicious little tramp ! god , nobody wants to see your nips and tucks . esme : oh , do n't you wish . this body is by god . fancy : yeah , god blessed the surgeons in beverly hills so you did n't have to walk around with a bag on your head . esme : oh , do n't start with me , fance . you 're the one that tried to send me to london on a wild - goose chase . and by the way , lord sarni 's mother is n't dead and he did n't propose . it was all fancy trying to get rid of me so that she could have you all to herself . you never were good at sharing . fancy : you are way off base . i knew noah before you got to town . we 've been seeing each other . esme : aha ! i knew it ! i asked you if you two had been together , and you lied and said no ! you liar ! fancy : i was n't lying . we 'd split up -- sort of . i mean -- ugh -- we were mad at each other , but now we 're back together and everything 's fine . esme : oh , sure . everything 's fine . you made me think that binky wanted to marry me , and then i got my head chewed off by his nightmare of a mother , and now you end up with the hot guy . oh , yes -- oh , no , i 'm sorry . that 's right . everything is fine . say something ! fancy : um -- sorry ? esme : ugh ! oh , you are so -- i 'm so happy that i left my luggage here and -- where is -- oh , oh . fancy : come on , esme , maybe i did go a little too far , but all 's fair in love and war , right ? i needed some time alone with noah . esme : oh , well , so did i . and we had our bubble bath going and everything until you decided to play dirty . well , guess what -- i can play dirty too ! noah : whoa , what are you doing ? esme : well , originally , i was going to go moose hunting with daddy . but now i have another head that i want on my wall ! noah : whatever happened to a nice , civilized cat fight , huh ? [ scene_break ] fox : all right , then . well thank you . ok . bye - bye . well , i got a bit of bad news . since we ordered so late , there 's a couple of things that they 're not going to be able to deliver , so we 're going to have to make a few things here . kay : do n't tell me it 's the turkey . fox : well , i 'd love to tell you that , but actually , the truth is -- kay : ugh . oh , no . not the poor defenseless turkey . fox : well , i did n't know that you two had such strong feelings about turkeys . kay : yeah , well , there 's a lot about me you do n't know . fox : really ? like what ? kay : look , if you are set on having this turkey , you are going to have to sneak it in the back door , because if endora sees it , you might scar her for the rest of her life . fox : this is getting really weird . kay : it could get weirder . fox : i do n't see how . kay : oh , you do n't want to know , fox . and with any luck , you do n't find out . [ scene_break ] noah : esme , put the gun down . esme : i have n't bagged my limit . fancy : do n't worry , she 's a lousy shot . noah : you were saying ? fancy : wow , she 's really getting better . noah : this has happened before ? fancy : every time it happened , she was thrown out of school . noah : how many schools has she gone to ? fancy : 11 . noah : oh , great , she 's a lunatic . esme : i heard that ! fancy : i told you , she has a rotten temper . she just gets a little crazy . it 'll pass . noah : we got to move , all right ? fancy : oh , just till she calms down . then we can all go out and laugh about this . noah : we 'll be dead before they serve the salad , right ? esme : you never should have stolen moses from me ! fancy : it 's noah ! esme : peekaboo . fancy : over there ? noah : you got any brighter ideas , huh ? fancy : i 'm afraid of heights . noah : more so than you are of bullets ? fancy : good point . noah : come on ! esme : that 's for making fun of binky 's stutter . [ scene_break ] theresa : you do n't deserve to be ethan 's wife , gwen . if i were married to him , i would never give up on him . eve : theresa , you 've said quite enough now . whitney , take her to the chapel , to somewhere , anywhere . just get her out of here . theresa : how can you be so heartless , gwen ? answer me ! gwen : i would n't be in this position if it were n't for you . you are an ignorant bitch who just goes around ruining people 's lives and then leaves others to just clean up your mess . you killed my two children , and i did not think there was a worse hell on earth , but i was wrong , was n't i , theresa ? now because of you , i am forced into a life - and - death situation with my husband . look at him . look at him ! look at him , i said ! look at this beautiful man ! you know what ? he 's not a man anymore , theresa . he is a shell because of you ! that ventilator is the only thing keeping him alive . he is lying here , trapped in his body . he can not talk , he can not laugh , he can not live his life . he ca n't love , he ca n't do anything . so which is better , to leave him lying here year after year or to silently let him slip away into death and set him free ? because either way , he is gone . either way i am destroyed . you and your big mouth ! do n't you get it ? i want him to stay alive more than anything in this world , but this is not about me ! i somehow , somehow need to find the strength to obey his wishes , theresa . i need to love him more than i love myself . and i 'm going to live with this decision for the rest of my life because of you . you put us here ! [ scene_break ] esme : oh , come back here , both of you ! let 's talk about this rationally . noah : come on . [ fancy whimpers ] fancy : i ca n't do this . i ca n't do this . noah : look , just do n't look down , ok ? i said do n't look down . would you -- ugh . fancy : since when do i take orders from you ? what 's going on down there anyway ? noah : ah , those are the floats for tomorrow 's thanksgiving day parade . fancy : oh , i love parades . noah : no -- hey , just hang in there , ok ? fancy : a gunshot wound would be better than this . noah : and i thought esme was insane . fancy : you do n't know her . she 's just a little miffed . [ gunshot ] esme : ooh ! noah : you call that a little miffed ? hey , look . there 's a drainpipe over there . if we can get to it , we can shimmy down to the street . fancy : shimmy down ? i 'm naked under this robe . noah : and i 'm overdressed ? come on . come on ! esme : did you miss me ? [ gunshot ] [ scene_break ] kay : guess what -- we have got to cook a t - u - r - k - e - y in your kitchen . fox : let me just tell you how bizarre this is because just the other night we roasted a c - h - i - c - k - e - n . kay : oh , well , that 's a whole different ballgame . i mean , they 're vicious . tabitha : no , no , no . i am absolutely putting my foot down . we can not cook a t - u - r - k - e - y here . endora will know it is that holiday . [ endora babbles ] fox : listen , i just want to say thank you one more time to both of you for letting us have dinner here tomorrow . i think it 's going to be great . you know , it 'll give our friends and family a chance to see what a great couple we really are together . tabitha : yeah , just like romeo and juliet . those kids came to a rotten end , too . kay : um -- i got some bad news . fox : bad news ? what ? kay : tabitha says that we ca n't have the t - u - r - k - e - y here . fox : really ? well , that 's ok . i mean , you know , what the heck . everyone eats the side dishes anyway , right ? who knows ? maybe we 'll start a tradition here every year . kay : hmm . tabitha : when pigs fly . kay : oh , do n't say that . if endora finds out it 's thanksgiving , porky the pig will be dive - bombing the holiday table . [ scene_break ] orderly : here are the commitment papers . mrs. wallace : what ? what , you 're committing me ? nurse : think of it as a chance to have a nice , long rest . mrs. wallace : well , i -- ugh . oh , this is bethie 's idea , is n't it ? yeah . she threatened for years to put me in an old folks ' home , but now that i 've had my makeover , they would n't take me . well , it 's a good thing they do n't know that the spell is wearing off or i 'd be watching lawrence welk . doctor : is bethie one of the witches ? mrs. wallace : oh , honey , one of the worst . no , no , actually she 's my daughter . she 's evil , though . you do n't want to be messing with evil and with bethie . so she wants me locked up in the wacko ward , does she ? ok , ok . i 'm going to fix her wagon . doctor : where is bethie ? mrs. wallace : oh , i have no idea , and make sure you tell the police that . after she stole the baby , she vamoosed . boy . hey , i saw that . listen , i felt bad about it . are you kidding ? bethie , the kidnapping clown , locking poor sheridan down in the basement until she had her baby ? look , precious and i really wanted to help her . doctor : who 's precious ? mrs. wallace : precious ? precious . she was my nurse , my pal . she was an orangutan . best drinking buddy i ever had , and , boy , could that ape make a great g & t. oh , precious , precious , precious , do i miss you . i really , really do . so , ooh , bethie 's going to get her way and lock me in the loony bin , huh ? i bet you her father had something to do with that . he 's behind it . doctor : your husband ? mrs. wallace : hmm ? nah . oh , we had a wild night of passion and then he said adios when the sun came up . let me tell you , i only figured out just a little while back that alistair crane was bethie 's father . if i had known , honey , we 'd be living the life of reilly for years . [ mrs. wallace laughs ] doctor : you think the alistair crane is your daughter 's father ? mrs. wallace : think ? honey , i know . doctor : she 's gone around the bend into the next county . alistair crane is known for dating the most beautiful women in the world . clowns in pits , an alcoholic orangutan , witches causing tsunamis ? just wait , next she 'll tell us her new boyfriend 's a donkey . mrs. wallace : i heard that ! that is not me . that 's rebecca . boy , is she an alley cat in heat . harmony is full of them . and then there 's that theresa -- ugh . gwen : ethan , i am going to do this for you because i promised you that i would . because of you , i not only lose the man i should 've spent the rest of my life with , i have to be the one responsible to tell them to let him go . theresa : no , you do n't , gwen . you do n't have to . gwen : well , then his trust in me would be misplaced , would n't it ? and this is n't about me . this is not about what i want . this is about what ethan wants . theresa : right . you know what , gwen ? i think this is about you . i think this is your way of keeping ethan away from me , the woman he really loves . whitney : theresa , stop it . that is awful . gwen : theresa , i did n't think it was possible for me to hate you any more than i already do . get out of here . so help me god , i better not see you ever again , and you are certainly never allowed to see my husband again , so get out of here . get out of here ! [ scene_break ] noah : come on , i got you . come on . come on , i got this -- fancy : oh , do n't look up my robe ! [ noah laughs ] noah : the view is great , but i 'm just trying to make sure we do n't get killed . fancy : get me down from here . noah : ok , come on . come on . [ noah grunts ] noah : ok . fancy : i 'm in my bare feet . noah : yeah , just -- so am i , all right ? just -- look , pretend it 's the beach or something . fancy : in november ? noah : no , no , look , come on , we can get lost in there . go , go , go . esme : oh , fancy , you are a dead woman . oh , damn it ! i ca n't see them , but fancy and solomon are down there somewhere . hmm . come out , come out , wherever you are ! fancy : ooh ! noah : oh , no . fancy : oh , esme , get a grip or they 'll send you back to the psych ward . noah : the psych ward ? fancy : yeah , but a very exclusive one -- chanel straitjackets , the whole bit . [ gunshot ] fancy and noah : aah ! noah : come on , it 's harder to hit a moving target . go , go , go , go . fancy : aah ! [ scene_break ] gwen : get out of here right now . theresa : forget it . eve : that 's enough . whitney , help . whitney : theresa , come on . theresa : dr. russell , please . you ca n't let her do this . you can not let her kill him . eve : you know , theresa , you need to stop using the `` kill `` word , ok ? that is not what is happening here . ethan has made his decision . gwen is simply following through with it . theresa : whitney , you 're about to become a nun . you know that -- that life can only be given or taken by god , right ? tell gwen she 's wrong . convince her that she 's wrong . whitney : theresa , theresa , this is not my place . i mean , if anything , maybe i can have father lonigan talk to her , but not me . theresa : this is n't over because i 'm not going to accept this . i ca n't . no one 's going to kill ethan ! whitney : theresa , come with me to the chapel . we can pray for ethan . theresa : i think we should pray for gwen . may god help gwen 's twisted soul see the light . gwen : eve , is she gone ? eve : yes . yeah , she 's gone to the chapel . gwen : thank you . i think i 'm going to leave for a little while and go see jane and just -- and think about this . eve : it 's a good idea . i think it 'd do you good to just hold her in your arms . gwen : yeah . this all seemed so -- so easy talking about living wills when -- when we were ok and -- and now that it 's come to this , eve , i do n't know if i can do this . this is really hard . it 's the hardest thing i 'll ever have to do . and i do n't know how i 'm supposed to live with myself . eve : take your time . you do not have to come to a decision right now . gwen : ok . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : hey , hey , hey , would you slow down , buster ? this body is starting to break down . that means i 'm going to have to get myself another walker . is this the way to the taxi stand ? doctor : just a few more steps . mrs. wallace : oh , good . i knew , you know , once i told you my story , we would get this whole mess straightened out -- i mean , me in a psycho ward with the rest of the cashew nuts ? [ imitates buzzer ] mrs. wallace : when i get home , i 'm going to tell all my friends this . doctor : all right . now , come along , then . mrs. wallace : wait , wait , wait , wait . ooh . what 's the rush , huh ? what do you say , you and me ? we can go out for a little dinner , dancing , paint the town red . and if you play your cards right , honey , you may get a chance to cash in on the whole enchilada . what do you say , huh ? hmm ? doctor : i 'm afraid that would n't be ethical . mrs. wallace : oh , how come , honey ? doctor : psychiatrists ca n't socialize with their patients . mrs. wallace : what do you mean , huh ? i 'm not one of your patients . wait , wait , wait a minute . you mean you 're not letting me out of here ? doctor : i 'm afraid not . mrs. wallace : no , no , no , no ! you see , i know -- no , no , stop it , stop it . i am just as sane as you are . i am not crazy . two times two is four , four times four is eight , eight times eight is 16 . see ? now let me go . no , no ! doctor : i 'd like you to meet your new roommate , edna wallace . mrs. wallace : no , no , no ! get -- ugh ! norma : oh . mrs. wallace : you 're insanity claus ! norma : i know you ! you 're tabby 's little friend . [ norma laughs ] [ scene_break ] fox : pie smells good , huh ? tabitha , what are you going to make ? tabitha : i 'm making martimmys , a very large batch of martimmys . fox : what ? kay : ok , look , your -- your plan , it does n't work because if sheridan sits here , then where 's your mom going to sit ? fox : hmm . well , i do n't know . maybe she can have dinner with herself in the kitchen . kay : what ? stop . no , we just started getting along . i do n't want to mess things up . [ bell rings ] fox : pies are done . kay : yeah , pumpkin bakes fast . fox : come on , help me take them out of the oven . i need a little alone time with you . kay : oh . tabitha : enjoy your love , you two , because it 's not going to last much longer . oh , this nightmare is giving me a headache . be good girls , you two . i 'm just going to go upstairs , get myself an aspirin . announcer : tune in tomorrow bright and early for the annual macy 's thanksgiving day parade . spend thanksgiving with all your friends on nbc . [ scene_break ] esme : i 'll get you , fancy crane , if it 's the last thing i do . fancy : ooh ! oh , it does n't matter where we go . she 's got us in her sights . noah : ok , i do n't hear anything , all right ? maybe she 's calmed down . fancy : no , never this fast . she 's probably reloading . noah : at least we get a chance to rest . fancy : it 's freezing out here . fancy : what was that for ? noah : a little body heat . fancy : you could use it more than me . noah : ok , stop , stop , stop , stop . or kiss me again . fancy : wait . first you kiss esme and then you kiss me ? noah : well , she attacked me . what was i supposed to do ? come on . if i ca n't have another kiss , i 'm going to die , you know ? fancy : well , i ca n't have you dying on me . [ noah laughs ] fancy : i need you to stick around till we 're old and boring . noah : you will never be boring . life with you will always be an adventure . [ gunshot ] noah : ooh . oh , my god . fancy : what was that ? noah : esme just hit the giant turkey balloon . fancy : someone should spank that girl . noah : can you imagine ? this is going to be the first time in history there 's no turkey in harmony 's thanksgiving day parade . gwen : oh , my sweet girl . jane , honey , what should i do ? your daddy and i -- we finally had the family that we always dreamed of and , baby , he 's gone now . yeah . i 'm so sorry you 're going to grow up without your daddy . oh , honey , i wish you knew . i wish you knew how wonderful your daddy was . honey , he was so , so clear when he talked to me about his living will . but , honey , it 's just really hard now , and your mommy does n't know what to do . yeah . god , you need to give me the strength to do this because i know that he never wanted to be kept alive by machines like he is now . i know that . but i do n't know if i can do this . you have to give me the strength because i do n't think i have a choice here . i have to take him off life - support . god , you need to give me the strength to let him go . [ scene_break ] theresa : gwen 's gone . whitney : look , i know i ca n't stop you from walking right on in there , but please reconsider . i mean , if gwen catches you in there , she 's going to completely freak out again . theresa : well , it 'll be worth it if i can be near ethan . can you just please keep him in your prayers , please ? whitney : of course i will . the whole convent will be praying for him , ok ? theresa : thank you . theresa : ethan ? i know you can hear me . i just know it . i make this promise to you with god as my witness . if gwen tries to take you off life - support , if she tries to kill you , i swear on all that is holy i will kill her first . [ next_on ] tabitha : welcome to this perfectly normal family dinner party . [ screams ] tabitha : norma ? norma : get ready for company , witch . alistair : hello ? is someone there ? gwen : honey , when i sign these papers , i am signing your death warrant .
another day of feuding and screaming between gwen and theresa . both sides make good points . gwen goes home to ask jane what `` mommy `` should do to daddy , while theresa prays with whitney , then uses the time gwen is gone to sit with ethan and promise him she will do whatever it takes to keep gwen from pulling the plug on him . fancy finally gets out of the store room when a maid hears her yelling , and she heads to the room , only to find noah and esme getting busy in the bed . she and esme argue over who he really belongs to , and esme finally gets her gun and starts firing at them as they try to get away and stay out of her line of fire .
pilar : antonio , mijo , i know it 's hard to see your brother with your wife . but i am imploring you , please do n't make a scene . think about sheridan . do n't cause her any more stress . antonio : all right , fine . you 're right , i do n't want to hurt sheridan . i love her . it 's just that i want her back , mama , and i 'm going to get her back . i do n't care what i have to do . i will get her back , i swear to you . [ martin fusses ] sheridan : the baby 's fussy , luis . luis : come on , sheridan . the baby 's hungry , that 's all . sheridan : no , he was n't fussy when i was holding him . all right , he wants me . he wants to be with his mother . why ca n't you see that ? why ca n't you see that he is our son ? luis : i 'm sorry , sheridan . it 's beth 's baby . mrs. wallace : you are not out of the woods yet . far from it . luis is getting closer and closer to the truth , and you , missy , are getting closer and closer to a life sentence ! luis : sheridan , this is the child that i had with beth . now , maybe that 's why he 's so familiar to you . sheridan : no . no , it 's more than that . luis : i do n't know . he 's our baby 's half brother ? sheridan : you really believe that that 's beth 's baby ? luis : sheridan , i know that it 's hard for you , but you got to face the facts . sheridan : you know what , luis ? you 're wrong . i love you , but you 're wrong . that 's my baby . i do n't care what you say because that is my son . luis : all right , now listen to me . i meant what i said earlier , ok ? now , i 'm not going to stop looking till i find our baby . but that little guy -- he 's not our baby . he just isn't . mrs. wallace : sheridan knows . and you heard luis . he is not going to stop searching until he finds their baby . so it wo n't be long before everyone knows that you kidnapped sheridan and you stole her baby . hi -- can you say `` exhibit a `` ? huh ? huh ? ohoh , you are caught , missy . you are so caught . t.c . : we 'll stop by the hospital and pick up your mother and get out of this godforsaken place . when we get back to harmony , i hope i never see julian crane again . liz 's voice : i would n't count on it , t.c . , not when julian loves your wife . no , with fox after whitney and julian in love with eve , your life is going to be crawling with cranes for a long time to come , t.c . a very long time . fox : i wonder what 's up with rebecca . fox : talk about totally blowing it . you 've really done it this time , father . rebecca : what the hell is going on here ? singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life gwen : well , theresa , what are you waiting for ? go ahead , pick it up . ethan : gwen , do n't do this to yourself , ok -- gwen : you already got rid of my baby . and since ethan only married me because i was pregnant , there 's no reason for us to be together anymore . so go ahead , go on . put it on , pick it up . wear it with pride as the best damn home wrecker on earth . theresa : gwen , i never meant to hurt your baby . you have got to believe me . gwen : oh , i do , do i ? ethan : gwen , i told theresa that it 's over between her and me , ok ? gwen : really ? really ? then what is she still doing here ? ethan , did you see the look on her face when i told her she could have you ? when i threw my ring at her ? it 's the same look a child has on christmas morning when they see everything they want under the tree . only our baby will never see that , will she , ethan ? because we lost our baby . we lost our baby , thanks to you and theresa ! ethan : honey , i wish there was something i could do . i -- gwen : get off of me , ok ? you do n't want to be with theresa , that 's fine . but i want nothing to do with you , ethan , so just leave me the hell alone ! go ahead ! what the hell are you waiting for ? pick it up ! i know you want to . it 's the most expensive ring in the world , theresa . that ring cost me my heart and my soul . that ring cost me my baby , sarah . t.c . : it 'll be good to be home and back to work . [ phone rings ] t.c . : hello ? what ? well , for how long ? oh . all right . yeah , well , ok . well , thanks for the heads - up . whitney : daddy , what is it ? t.c . : the airline . our flight 's been delayed . whitney : why ? t.c . : bad weather back east . liz : you know , t.c . , maybe we should have accepted julian 's offer . the crane jet can adjust its flight path more easily than commercial carriers . t.c . : even so , liz , i wo n't be accepting anything from julian . i mean , you may think he was being nice by letting use his jet , but the cranes -- if they do something for you , they want something in return , and i wo n't be accepting anything from julian crane . liz 's voice : you 're right on the money , t.c . julian does want something from you -- your wife . julian : rebecca . what are you doing here ? rebecca : what am i doing here ? why are you kissing eve ? julian : kiss -- i wasn't . rebecca : julian , i just saw you . julian : well , you must have seen us from a bad angle . i -- we were n't kissing . eve was merely -- eve : i was just helping julian to get something out of his eye . rebecca : what ? eve : julian had something in his eye . it 's probably smog related . rebecca : oh , really ? eve : yes . julian : yes , really . i was -- oh -- fox : oh , come on , rebecca . do n't tell me you 're going to buy that load . luis : i 'm sorry . i hate that it hurts you to hear this , but it 's beth 's baby . sheridan : no , he 's mine . luis : sheridan , i know that it 's beth 's baby . i was with her when she was pregnant . i -- i went with her to lamaze classes , her doctor 's appointments . sheridan : what about when she delivered ? were you with her then ? luluis : yes . i was with her right after . sheridan : luis -- oh , my baby . luis : look , sheridan -- listen , i meant what i said earlier , ok ? i 'm not going to give up until i find our baby , wherever he or she is , ok ? sheridan : luis , i understand what you 're saying . i mean , it 's -- it 's logical and it all makes sense in my head , but my heart 's telling me that beth is holding my baby , that that 's my son . i mean , have i gone insane ? luis : no . no , it -- it 's -- it 's -- [ martin fusses ] beth : ok , there , there , martin . ok . mrs. wallace : you are a wicked , wicked girl , letting sheridan suffer like that . you know what , bethie ? you know what , huh ? there is a special place in hell for you -- extra hot ! pilar : antonio , i do n't like what i heard . it sounded like you were threatening your brother . antonio : yeah , i guess i was . luis stole my wife from me , but i am going to get her back , no matter what . alistair : the wonders of modern technology . everything hooked up to everything else . not like the old days of private eyes and pocket cameras . it 's so easy now to tap into security cameras anywhere . woman : i have a question for you , mr . crane . alistair : yes , my dear . woman : you heard luis say he wo n't stop looking for sheridan 's baby . alistair : correct . woman : what are you going to do ? alistair : why , take advantage of antonio 's rage , of course . the brothers lopez fitzgerald are at odds over my daughter sheridan . i 'll use antonio 's hatred of h hermano to stop luis ' search , and in the process destroy the lopez fitzgerald clan forever . woman : hmm . poor sheridan . she 's in terrible pain . alistair : what else is new ? woma losing her baby -- it 's too cruel . alistair : so it seems . woman : what about your daughter , mr . crane ? what about her feelings ? alistair : you ca n't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs . get the shutout ga stars prevail here at and úh doctor : mrs. lopez fitzgerald , it 's time for you to rest . i 'll give you something to help you sleep . sheridan : no . no , i do n't want to rest . i want to be with my baby ! mrs. wallace : you know what , bethie ? i have been standing here , thinking and thinking and thinking and -- duh ! it finally hit me . beth : yeah , well , i 'd like to hit you . mrs. wallace : sheridan is going to keep asking to see her baby , wanting to hold it , saying that she knows deep in her heart the baby is hers , and when no one believes her , she 's going to ask for proof , irrefutable proof . and you know what is going to happen then ? beth : no . shut up , ok ? mrs. wallace : luis -- luis is going to give her that proof . he is going to order a d.n.a . test , and then that 'll be it , the end . everyone -- oh , everyone will know that you stole sheridan 's baby . beth : no , that is never going to happen . mrs. wallace : oh -- beth : luis will never have a d.n.a . test done . mrs. wallace : oh , of course he will . oh , for heaven 's sakes , that happened on all the soaps , even `` days of our lives . `` beth : ok , sh u up ! luis will not allow a d.n.a . test because he knows that this is my baby . it 's his baby , ok ? it 's our baby , mother . mrs. wallace : bethie , sheridan doesn't . and luis is going to do that test to give sheridan peace of mind . and then you , little missy , you are going to be in pieces because luis will -- he will rip you apart . liz : are you ok , honey ? whitney : not really , liz . liz : thinking about chad ? whitney : i ca n't help it . i mean , i feel so betrayed that he lied to me , saying that i was the only woman he ever loved when he still had a wife , but then i started thinking . i mean , maybe i 'm the one who 's got it all wrong . maybe there 's someining going on with chad that i just do n't understand . liz : it 'll all work out . you 'll see . love has a way of settling things . you know , if it 's not meant to be with chad , well , maybe there 's someone else for you out there . fox 's voice : the queen of tarts has to know a lie when she hears one . rebecca ca n't possibly buy the whopper father and dr . eve are trying to sell her . eve : that 's right , rebecca . i was just helping julian to get something out of his eye . julian : yes , that 's all you saw , my pet . a doctor helping a patient . rebecca : well , that explains it , then . she was just helping you get something out of your eye . julian : yes . a bit of dirt . rebecca : yes , eve , so you were helping him get something out of his eye with your tongue in his mouth ? fox : oopsie , father . not only is the proverbial cat out of the bag , but she 's got claws and she 's not afraid to use them . rebecca : eve , you slut . it has always been you , has n't it ? it 's you -- you on the tape that he listens to , you that julian has been waiting for in the blue note . well , no wonder that julian was willing to risk his life by climbing out of an airplane in midair . it 's because he -- oh , he loved you so much . and you , julian -- it 's always been eve , has n't it ? now , what did you call her ? your angel on earth ? yeah , well , your angel is about h have her wings clipped because now that i know the truth , i am going to tell the world . eve : t.c . is coming to pick me up . we have to get out of here right away . t.c . : the emergency room is this way . whitney : yeah , it 's right around the corner . t.c . : come on , let 's get your mom and get out of here . ó alistair : my darling sheridan and the men who love her , luis and antonio -- this is better than a three - ring circus . woman : i still do n't understand why you wo n't let luis and sheridan be together , mr . crane . alistair : suffice it to say that luis thinks we cranes are responsible for his father 's disappearae e decades ago . were he to marry sheridan , it would give him access to all things crane , and that i will not allow . woman : i understand , sir . but what about antonio ? does he want to know about his father , too ? alistair : antonio has other issues with the cranes . things his brother luis knows nothing about . woman : you 're sexy when you 're mysterious , mr . crane . alistair : keep that in mind while you wait for my return . i 'm going to the hospital . using the lopez fitzgerald brothers against each other seems the best course of action for now . after i finish with antonio and luis , cain and abel will have seemed like bosom buddies . antonio : beth . beth : antonio . listen , about sheridan and luis being in love , making love , making a baby -- i know you must feel awful . antonio : yeah , i feel worse than awful . what about you ? beth : me ? antonio : yeah , i mean , i got the shock of my life tonight . were you not shocked or did you already know about sheridan and luis ? beth : um -- yeah , i did already know about them . and i 'm sorry i did n't tell you , but luis swore me to secrecy . and i hated not being honest with you , but you know how much i love your brother , and i would do anything for him , so he asked me not to say anything about -- antonio : right , so you didn't . beth : sorry . i 'm really sorry . antonio : well , he got everybody to cover for him , lie for him , even mama . she said iono n't know the whole story , and they do n't want to hurt me . i guess they just do n't want to spoil their perfect , little love . beth : well , i do n't know about perfect . i mean , luis and sheridan definitely had their share of problems before she disappeared . antonio : so it 's not the little fairy tale romance that luis makes it out to be ? beth : antonio , luis and i were getting close again before you and sheridan came back to harmony . antonio : that 's right . that 's right . that 's when we ran into you guys . you guys were together in bermuda , right ? beth : yeah , we were a couple . luis planned to marry me . antonio : then there was that night outside of your house where sheridan and i accidentally saw you and luis making love . beth : yeah . we made love and made a baby -- our beautiful baby . yeah . antonio : luis not only betrayed me with sheridan , but he betrayed you , too . i never thought my brother could be a backstabbing bastard that he is . mrs. wallace : the night antonio saw you making love with luis is the night you drugged luis -- the night you were n't making love , the night you did n't get pregnant . beth : shut up and get away from me . mrs. wallace : i do n't care what you do to try and trick antonio into helping you . you are never , ever going to be with luis . never ! luis : come on , sheridan , you need to rest , ok ? why do n't you -- sheridan : no , no . no , not yet . luis : please , just -- would you let the doctor give you something to sleep ? come on . sheridan : no . no , luis , i ca n't sleep . look , i wo n't sleep , not when my heart is telling me that beth is holding my baby . luis : but , sheridan , it 's not your -- sheridan : look , i know -- i know that you believe that , but there has to be some way to prove that . ok , look , i know . you said that you were there right after the baby was born . luis : right . sheridan : but maybe something happened , ok ? now , the kidnapper -- she tried to steal beth 's baby , too , all right ? well , maybe -- maybe she took the baby and somehow the babies got switched . luis : sheridan , that 's not what happened , ok ? sheridan : wait , luis , please ! ok , there has to be some way that we can prove that that baby is mine and not beth 's . yeah ? whitney : yeah , the emergency room is right over there . t.c . : oh , ok . fox : well , well , well , what do we have here ? t.c . and company just entered the e.r . eve : please , rebecca , you ca n't tell anyone what you saw . rebecca : oh , so you admit you were really kissing julian ? fox : what a show . tell you what , the only thing that could make this better is a bucket of buttered popcorn . well , i 'm sorry if i sound cold , father , but you really should 've been more understanding about me wanting to be with whitney , especially since you 're in love with her mother , the good dr . eve . hmm . something tells me t.c . would be inteststed in seeing this scene . rebecca : st. eve , indeed . oh , the perfect wife , mother , and doctor . oh , `` hypocrite `` is more like it . oh , or `` whore . `` did i mention `` whore `` ? julian : you will not speak to eve like that . rebecca : shut up , julian . i 'll deal with you after i 'm finished with your lover . eve : julian and i -- we 're not lovers . rebecca : oh , please . you 've been sneaking around behind people 's backs for god knows how long . eve : no , that 's not true . rebecca : does ivy know ? julian : no , i never cheated on ivy with eve . eve : and i 've never been unfaithful to t.c . rebecca : oh ! t.c . ! oh ! oh , i can not wait until he hears this . eve : no , norerebecca , you -- you ca n't tell him what you saw . rebecca : oh , eve , but i can . and it 's exactly what i 'm going to do . theresa : i 'm so sorry for for all f this , gwen . i know i keep saying this , but i never meant to hurt your baby . gwen : no , all you meant to do was to steal my husband . ethan : gwen , come on , do n't leave now -- gwen : get off of me , ethan ! get off of me . t.c . : what 's going on ? gwen : theresa ! she 's what 's going on and on and on anon , and she is relentless . i just ca n't seem to get her out of my life . whitney : theresa , i told you not to come back here . theresa : gwen , i understand that you are angry , but you have got to believe me , i never wanted anything bad to happen to sarah . gwen : do n't you dare ever speak my baby 's name . ethan : gwen , do n't -- gwen : i am going to get you out of my life . i 'm going to do to you what you did to my sarah ! ethan : gwen , stop it ! gwen : i 'm going to kill you ! ethan : stop it ! gwen : ugh ! theresa : gwen -- i got it , i got it , i got it , manitoba men of science had a problem . everyone thinks chemistry is , you know , geeks . so they dropped their inhibitions ... for their own beefcake calendar . ( woman screams ) oh , sure , firefighters are buff . but we 'll still be smarter . will winnipeg peek at geeks ? tonight 's `` global national `` with kevin newman . singer : you are my passion for life gwen : i want you to join my baby in the morgue ! ethan : gwen , come on ! theresa : ow ! ethan : hurting her -- it 's not going to bring sarah back ! gwen : let me go ! i 'm going to kill that bitch ! t.c . : gwen , you are not in any -- fox : gwen , what is going on out here ? ethan : stop , stop it . whitney : are you ok ? theresa : yeah , i think so . whitney : come here . theresa : get me away from her . ethan : stop it . gwen : will someone tell me why she is always hanging around , wanting to take what 's mine ? first she takes ethan , then she takes my baby ? fox , why ? why ca n't she just leave me alone ? liz : ethan -- ethan -- ethan , just give us a minute , why do n't you ? t.c . : yeah , come on . let 's get out of here . gwen : thesesa , i swear to god , you stay away from me . every time i turn around -- every time i turn around , she 's here ! liz : sweetie , here , here . fox : ok , we 'll just get you comfortable . just -- just sit down . what you need to do is just lay back , relax yourself a little bit . close your eyes , close your eyes , ok ? and after a little rest , everything 's going to look better , i promise . gwen : no , no , no . no , it 's not . fox : no , gwen , just listen to me . yes , it will , ok ? trust me . just close your eyes . ok . gwen : i 'm really sorry i caused such a scene . it 's just every time i see theresa , it makes me crazy . liz : no , no , honey , do n't be so hard on yourself . i mean , you 've been through hell . you just lost your baby . i ca n't imagine what that feels like . fox : yeah , ok . can you look after her for a few minutes ? liz : go . fox : thank you . gwen , it 'll be all right . close your eyes , ok ? i 'll be right back . gwen : ok . fox : all right . whitney : hey , you . fox : hey . whitney : you were so sweet and gentle with her . you knew exactly what to say to calm gwen down . fox : oh . it 's nothing . i -- gwen and i have known each other most of our lives , so we just kind of understand each other , you know ? excuse me . whitney : ok . ethan : fox -- fox , how 's gwen doing ? is she all right ? fox : no , ethan . come on , what do you think ? your wife just lost her baby , ok , and one of the people that she blames for it wo n't seem to leave her alone . ethan : are you happy now ? theresa : no , no -- ethan : no , no , no , i know , you did n't mean to upset gwen , right ? theresa : no , i came here to talk to you . ethan : and i asked you to leave , so why -- why are you still lurking around ? theresa : lurking ? i just wanted to give you support , that 's all . ethan : theresa , i do n't need your support . i need to be with my wife . whitney : no , theresa , don't . theresa : but i need to be there for him , whitney . fox : no , theresa . listen , whitney 's right , ok ? you got to leave bad enough alone . ethan 's got to be with gwen right now . that 's it . t.c . : listen , if everything has calmed down , we need to get to the airport ? where 's liz ? whitney : she 's in there with gwen . t.c . : well , when they get finished talking , we need to go . fox : are you still taking a commercial flight back to harmony , then , or -- t.c . : hell , yeah . fox : ok . me , too . i 'm going -- t.c . : why ? you 're a crane . fox : yeah , i know , but -- i mean , look , i do n't want to fly back to harmony with dear old dad any more than you do , coach . look , he and i -- we do n't really see eye to eye on too many things these days , you know ? t.c . : yeah , well -- where 's eve ? theresa : i have n't seen her , coach . t.c . : well , she was here helping gwen , was n't she ? theresa : yeah , i 've been here since i left the apartment , and i have n't seen her . t.c . : well , where the hell -- where could she have gone ? theresa : i 'll go find her . fox : coach , i think i know where your wife is . t.c . : where ? rebecca : oh , your husband is going to love hearing all about eve . oh , and the best part is you 're not only cheating on him -- you are cheating on him with the man he hates most in this world -- julian . julian : rebecca , you have to listen to me . rebecca : oh , like hell i do . i do n't have to listen to either one of you . eve : please , rebecca -- rebecca : oh , eve , please . i know exactly how you and all your hoity - toity cronies feel about me . what , you think i 'm just some gold digger who just thinks about sex ? eve : my friends ? no . bebecca : do not even try to deny it . i hear the rumors , the donkey jokes . well , when we go home and everybody finds out what you are really like -- i was vilified for stealing julian away from ivy , and now you are trying to steal him away from me . julian : rebecca , you are so wrong . rebecca : oh , no . when we go back home , everything is going to change . no , i am no longer going to hold the title of the whore of harmony . you will , eve . and your very handsome husband is going to brand that scarlet letter on your forehead . `` whore , whore , whore . `` antonio : i ca n't believe my brother . he used you , beth . be : : i suppose you could look at it that way . antonio : just like he used sheridan . beth : look , antonio , no matter what happened before or what 's going on now , i still love luis and i know that you still love sheridan . antonio : yeah , bulolook at them in there , how connected they are . can we ever get them back ? beth : yeah , we can . i think we can get back the people we love . sheridan : luis , there has to be a way to find proof -- proof that this baby is mine , not beth 's . please , i ca n't do anything until i know for certain . mrs. wallace 's voi : : come on , luis . do the d.n.a . test . do the d.n.a . test ! luis : ok . all right , i know a way that we can prove for sure who the baby 's mother is , ok ? sheridan : oh , how ? how can we get proof ? liz : ok ? is there anything i can get for you ? gwen : no , liz , thank you . ethan : sorry , am i interrtiting ? gwen : yes . liz : no . gwen : ethan , why are you here ? ethan : because i love you . and because i 'm sorry about everything . gwen : just go away ! ethan : and because i know we can work this out . gwen : and how do you suppose we work it out , ethan ? i mean , what are we going to do , just , like , turn back time ? is that how you 're going to fix it ? liz : why do n't i leave you two alone . gwen : thanks , liz . ethan : gwen , please , come on -- gwen : save your breath , ethan . ok , because all we do is just go around in circles , and then theresa shows up as a constant reminder of how we got here . ethan : gwen , we -- we just -- gwen : ethan , it is over for us . etn : n : no . it 'll never be over between us . i love you , and i will never let you go . t.c . : where 'd you see my wife ? fox : i saw her just outside , coach . t.c . : well , what was she doing ? fox : she 's talking to someone , i think . t.c . : who ? fox : um -- you know , i do n't -- it was dark , and it was n't too clear . i could n't really see , so -- liz : what 's going on ? t.c . : fox said he saw eve outside . i 'm going to go find her . liz : well , i 'll go with you . t.c . : oh , whitney , i 'll be back to pick you up and go to the airport . whitney : ok , i 'll be waiting . fox 's voice : father , if you think rebecca 's bad news , you need to think again . your worst nightmare is headed your way . julian : rebecca , you 've had your little fit of pique . now , you 're going to be a good girl , and you 're going to keep quiet . you wo n't tell anyone what you saw here tonight . you can't . rebecca : oh , but i can . and i will tell everyone exactly what i saw . julian : i 'll pay you not to . rebecca : you think you can buy me , pookie ? julian : it 's worked before . just name your price . rebecca : i do n't want your money . i want your head on a platter . and you , eve -- i want to knock you off that pedestal once and for all . julian : why be so destructive ? rebecca : why ? why do you think ? because you hurt me . i divorced jonathan to be your wife , and then you betrayed me . you betrayed me by loving another woman . so i 'll get even . i am going to shout it from the rooftop i am going to make sure everybody knows your dirty , little secret . t.c . : what 's going on ? eve : t.c . oh , i am so glad you 're here . just wait till you hear what i have to tell you . th a d whitney : you know , i never would 've dreamed that our trip to l.a. would 've ended up like this . fox : me , neither . whitney : it 's like everything got turned upside down . fox : yep . you know , it 's funny , when i was talking to chad earlier tonight , he said he was still trying to get over what happened out here . whitney : when did you see chad ? fox : he dropped me off at the hospital earlier , so -- whitney : oh . well , what did he -- what did he say , exactly ? fox : not much . whitney : well , come on , i 'm sure you guys did n't talk about the weather , right ? fox : no . no . look , whitney , i do n't want to hurt you , ok , but you 're my friend , so you deserve to know the truth . whitney : what truth ? fox : look , when i was talking to chad , he was pretty blunt , and he said that -- he said that things were over between you two , that they were just totally over . whitney : right . ethan : no , no , no . our marriage is not over . i wo n't accept it . gwen : i do n't really care whether you accept it or not , ethan . we are finished . ethan : gwen , we can fix this . we can fix our marriage and we can be a couple again . gwen : will you just please leave me alone , ethan ? please , just leave me alone ! ethan : no , i wo n't allow this to happen . our marriage is going to survive . i will not allow this . rebecca : t.c . oh , and liz -- just the audience i was hoping for . t.c . : rebecca , what is this all about ? and what do you want to tell me ? and , eve , why are n't you in the hospital ? why have n't you taken care of gwen ? anand what the hell are you doing out here with julian and -- rebecca : you want to know what this is all about , t.c . ? fine . fasten your seat belt because becky has a little announcement to make . and what i have to say is going to change all our lives forever . antonio : did you say you know how we can get them back ? me with sheridan ? you wi l luis ? beth : yeah . it can happen , antonio . i 'm sure of it . but it wo n't happen unless i make it happen . sheridan : how can we know for sure that i 'm the baby 's mother ? luis : a d.n.a . test . we 'll just have a d.n.a . test , and then we 'll know for sure who the baby 's mother is , ok ? sheridan : oh . mrs. wallace 's voice : thank you , angels . luis and sheridan will get their baby back and live happily ever after . as for my demented daughter , she 'll spend the rest of her life in prison and an eternity in hell . ethan : will you do me the honor of making me the happiest man in the world ? will you marry me ? rebecca : i ca n't wait till t.c . hears this news . he 's going to beat you to a bloody pulp . mrs. wallace : a d.n.a . test so everyone will know who the mother is .
gwen tells ethan and theresa that she can not stand them both and wants nothing to do with them . she tells a distraught theresa that she can have ethan and tells her she killed her baby . when theresa tries to apologize gwen attacks her claiming she did not care at all about her daughter sarah . luis does all he can to comfort sheridan and get her to believe that martin is beth 's baby and not hers . sheridan tells him he is wrong and wants to do anything she can to prove it 's their baby . beth and antonio decide to help each other get back the people they love . rebecca witnesses a passionate kiss between eve and julian . they try to lie their way out of it but she tells them she will tell everyone regardless . t.c . arrives at the hospital to find his wife . meanwhile , alistair plots while watching everyone on monitors .
tabitha : come along , my darling little demonette . it 's time to decorate for the big holiday . concentrate now , endora . uno , dos , tres ! oh , sweetheart ! oh , sweetheart . halloween is my favorite holiday , too , but that was last month , endora . no , you 've got to try again . all right ? think thanksgiving . think thanksgiving . oh ! good girl ! bravo ! you 're on a roll . that jack - o - lantern was just waiting to be carved out of that . keep at it , keep at it . you 're on a roll , girl . oh ! oh , brilliant ! brilliant , endora ! now , what 's missing ? oh , i know . what would thanksgiving be without those dreary pilgrims and their native american friends , huh ? pilgrim : it 's the witch . second pilgrim : it 's the witch ! third pilgrim : burn the witch ! all : burn the witch ! tabitha : oh , no ! no , endora ! no , not live ones ! if they catch us , we 'll be burned to a crisp at the stake ! pilgrim : burn the witch ! second pilgrim : burn the witch ! burn the witch ! tabitha : oh . oh . oh , thank you , endora . perfect . you know , i 've always hated thanksgiving , ever since i attended the very first one , endora . burnt turkey , no booze , and hymns , hymns , hymns till the cows come home , literally . not my idea of a bang - up party . but now for the first time , i really feel like celebrating thanksgiving . well , we have so much to be thankful for . first , i have you , my evil little witchling . [ tabitha sighs ] tabitha : when my timmy died , i felt dead . and then you came along and you brought so much joy into my life , endora . and we have achieved so much mischief in a very short time , have n't we ? we broke up those true lovers , charity and miguel . and -- oh . and she left town , and that saved our bacon . and that poor sap miguel is still out there searching for her , but no luck as yet . now , shall we see what fun is going on next door at the bennett house ? hmm . whitney 's pregnant with her half brother chad 's baby and trying to pass it off as fox 's . most entertaining . ivy : whitney , i am surprised at you . you 're the daughter of a doctor , and you have n't been examined yet ? you know that prenatal care is essential . we have to get you to the hospital tonight , and then the doctor can tell us how long you have been pregnant and we will know for sure who the father is -- my son fox or your half brother chad . tabitha : whitney 's playing `` who 's the daddy ? `` of course , that 's not fooling our ivy because she pulled the same trick with her own son , ethan . speaking of ethan , what is going on with this menage a trois of his ? and , of course , theresa is playing another game . she 's playing `` who 's the baby ? `` ethan : can i get some help here , please ? tabitha : theresa made herself a surrogate mother for gwen and ethan , and , yes , she is pregnant with ethan 's baby , but no one really knows who the mother is . is it theresa or is it gwen ? our ethan 's been a busy boy . oh , i pity poor theresa if gwen finds out that he slept with her . oh ! eve : what happened ? ethan : dr. russell , she 's having cramps . she fainted . i do n't know . gwen : she 's bleeding . eve : it 's a good thing you brought her right in . rebecca : well , what ? gwen : mother , if it was n't for you , we would have been here an hour ago . you said she was faking ! rebecca : well , she probably still is faking . i mean , that little witch could give meryl streep acting lessons . gwen : mother , we saw the blood , ok ? god , dr . russell , please tell me , is my baby going to be ok ? tabitha : oh , dear . oh , i hope the little nipper 's going to be all right . oh , we never wish ill on the unborn , do we , endora ? that 's just not cricket . well , we just have to hope for the best . endora : uh - oh . tabitha : `` uh - oh . `` thank you . shall we tune in to daddy 's mansion , huh , and see what 's going on up there ? there 's always a lot of pain and suffering . that 'll bring a smile to your little face , wo n't it ? thank you . pilar just found out that mr . and mrs . wheeler are really her sainted husband , martin , and the jezebel he ran off with years ago . hmm , the news is all over town , and pilar is not a happy camper . and luis is a little bit angry about it , too . sheridan : luis , you have got to calm down . luis : `` calm down `` ? that sleazeball who calls himself my father ruined my mother 's life , ruined all of our lives ! i 'll tell you something , the next time i see that man , i 'm going to kill him . tabitha : oh , goody . let 's hope so . now , where are mr . and mrs . wheeler ? oh , yes , that 's right . they moved into the bennett family 's bed - and - breakfast . katherine : oh , sheridan hates me now . and i ca n't tell her i 'm her mother . i ca n't tell her i 'm katherine crane . it puts her in danger with alistair and it could destroy her relationship with luis . tabitha : m. oh , endora , imagine the fireworks if those two couples were in the same room together . oh , you like that idea , do you ? how would you like to see sheridan and luis , martin and katherine , and pilar and that angry little paloma all sitting around the same thanksgiving table together ? endora : da ! tabitha : i 'll take that as a yes . endora : da - da . tabitha : oh , endora ! when our guests arrive , this house will be filled with hatred , pain , and sufferg , just like so many other family thanksgivings all across the country . oh , put on your seatbelt , endora . we are going to host a very bumpy dinner . a thanksgiving from hell . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life ( female announcer ) women have the talentto play multiple roles . gwen : ethan , theresa ca n't -- we ca n't lose our baby . ethan : it 's all right . rebecca : what , am i the only one around here who can see through theresa 's lies ? i mean , such drama . she probably pricked her own finger to get the blood . gwen : mother , stop it ! ethan : damn it , rebecca . you know , if it were n't for you trying to convince us that she was faking those cramps , we would 've gotten here a lot sooner . if anything happens to theresa or our baby , i wo n't forgive you , you understand ? rebecca : well -- well , wait , that 's what theresa said . ethan : what ? rebecca : `` our baby , `` and -- and that 's what you said before theresa had the procedure . what -- ethan , what is going on there ? have you forgotten to tell us something ? ethan : no , what -- what do you mean ? rebecca : ethan , what the hell is going on between you and theresa ? i mean , that is your child she 's carrying , is n't it , your baby with gwen ? ivy : what is the problem ? do n't you want to have the best possible care for your baby ? whitney : of course i do , ivy . ivy : well , and you do want to know who the real father is , do n't you ? whitney : well , i already know who the real father of my baby is . it 's fox . and i -- and i can prove it . ivy : how ? whitney : well , after the last time chad and i were together , i had my period . ivy : whitney , honey , you can be pregnant and still have your period . fox : ok , you know what , mom ? that 's enough , all right ? whitney says the baby 's mine . we 're done . the baby 's mine , ok ? chad : yeah , you could n't wait to move in on her , could you ? whitney : chad , please -- chad : you took advantage of her when she was vulnerable and confused . fox : ok , that 's not what happened . i love her . chad : yeah , you loved her long enough to knock her up in two seconds flat . you know , you are unbelievable . all the woman you 've slept with , and you do n't use a condom . who is that dumb nowadays , anyway ? and how could you put whitney at risk like that ? fox : ahem . i did n't put whitney at risk , chad . we used a condom every time , if you must know . chad : oh , really ? obviously not . fox : it was one time , the first time ! we got carried away . what -- i do n't have to explain myself to you ! chad : you would n't have let it happen if you loved whitney ! you 'd have put her first and not your own selfish needs ! whitney : the both of you please stop it right now . chad : you do n't care about whitney . you care about one thing . ivy : ok , enough , chad . chad : but i do care about whitney . no matter who the father is , i 'm going to be there for whitney and the baby . fox : like hell you 're going to be there for her ! whitney : ok , the arguing -- please stop it ! fox : good job . chad : hey , you , too , man . ivy : enough . this stress is n't good for whitney or the baby . that 's why we need to get you to a hospital now . whitney : no ! i am not going to the hospital , ivy . ivy : you need to be examined . whitney : no , no one is going to examine me . tabitha : oh , endora ! oh , this could be such fun ! oh , that nasty beth is dying to come between luis and sheridan . oh , endora , you are such a clever little demon . it 's so much easier for me to visualize my table with these instead of those silly place cards . [ doorbell rings ] tabitha : oh . oh , that must be paloma already . quick , endora , get rid of all these . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : oh , bloody hell , we 're not dressed ! quickly , endora , think -- think harvest colors . endora : oh . tabitha : oh ! oh , perfect ! oh , my darling , you 've inherited my fashion sense . and you look lovely , too . let 's just cover up the wee bowl . tabitha : oh , paloma , welcome ! come in , come in , dear ! paloma : gracias . i got your message . thank you for inviting me to dinner . i have no other place to go . things with my family are a little crazy right now . tabitha : oh , i heard . what a shame . and your family always goes all - out on thanksgiving , too , do n't they -- all that food and drink and sing - songs and laughter and inviting the whole town ? paloma : i would n't know . this is my first thanksgiving . tabitha : oh . oh , yes , paloma . i 'm sorry , i forgot . oh , yes , they never included you , did they ? well , you forget all your troubles and just relax and have a good time . mi casa es su casa . paloma : gracias . is there anything i can do to help ? tabitha : oh , what a dear you are to ask . as a matter of fact , there 's a whole load of vegetables in the kitchen that need chopping . paloma : oh . ok . tabitha : come on , then . there she is . paloma : oh , she 's so cute . tabitha : chop , chop ! tabitha : oh , endora , everything 's going just fine . now , we have a few phone calls to make , and then the thanksgiving from hell can begin . beth : i knew it . mrs. wheeler is definitely the key to tearing luis and sheridan apart . every time i 'd badmouth her , luis got angrier , sheridan got quieter . she 's just itching to stand up for that woman . luis is going to hit the roof . god , he hates her . [ phone rings ] beth : oh . hello ? tabitha : oh , hello , beth . it 's tabitha lenox here . beth : oh , hi , tabitha . tabitha : i know it 's really last - minute , but i wondered if you and your dear mother would like to join me for thanksgiving dinner . beth : you know what , we always do our own big turkey here with the -- tabitha : oh , what a shame . luis and sheridan are going to be here . beth : oh , really ? hmm . you know what ? i do n't think my mother and precious can make it , but marty and i could probably do -- yeah , we wou , love to come . tabitha : ah , excellent . see you then . beth : ok , bye . mother ! get your walker ready ! you and precious are going to the community center for frozen turkey dinners with the homeless . marty and i are going out . tabitha : i knew that wicked girl would n't be able to resist . now , how about a preview of coming attractions , hmm ? endora : wow ! pilar : paloma , i had no choice . paloma : que clase de madre manda su hija al extranjero ? i have no use for you . pilar : that whore , tramp . paloma : mrs. wheeler is my real mother . you are nothing to me ! nothing ! katherine : oh , pilar , i wish -- i wish i could tell you the truth . i wish you could understand . sheridan : how could you just walk out on your children ? luis : how dare you come back into town with that tramp . martin : you have no right to judge me . you have no idea what it was like when i was forced to leave harmony . paloma : i have no use for you . beth : all that money and not an ounce of brains . [ all talking ] tabitha : yeah , turkey 's not the only thing that 's going to be carved up here today , endora . endora : uh - oh . tabitha : these mortals are going to rip each other to pieces , you 'll see . there 's nothing like family at thanksgiving . ivy : you do n't want to be examined ? whitney : no . no , i do n't , ecause i know that my baby is fine , and i know that fox is the father . fox : that 's good , but we should probably still see a doctor , you know ? whitney : well , of course i will , honey . i mean , as soon as i find one i like , i will . chad : fox , why do n't you just back off , all right ? she does n't want to go the doctor tonight , she does n't have to . fox : shut up , chad . whitney : you know , why do n't all of you guys just leave me alone ? how about that ? ivy : ok , look , you happy now ? you 've upset her . pregnancy does that . and the further along you are , the more upset you become . fox : ahem . whitney , hey -- whitney : what ? fox : why do n't we just go to the hospital tonight , huh ? we 'll get the exam , we can prove to my mom and prove to chad that the baby 's ours . they 'll leave us alone . just , you know , for the baby 's sake , let 's get the exam tonight , huh ? ethan : theresa 's carrying gwen 's and my baby , your grandchild , ok ? you 're just making everyone nuts . you 're making me crazy . can you please for once just stop upsetting everyone ? rebecca : you know , do n't snap at me ! the one you should be mad at -- ethan : no , you know , i 'm sorry , i do n't want to hear it . i 'm getting something to drink . would you like something ? gwen : i 'll be there in a bit . rebecca : gwen , something is really going on here . i mean , did you see how angry he gets ? i mean , he gets so angry at the mere mentioning of the simple fact that theresa is a lying , manipulative -- gwen : mother , you need to just put a sock in it , ok , because he 's right , we would have rushed theresa here right away if it was n't for you and your big mouth convincing us all she was faking those cramps . you 'd better pray to god that nothing happens to my baby or i will never , ever forgive you . theresa : dr. russell , please -- help me , please . ugh ! nurse : will she and the baby be ok ? eve : i ca n't find the baby 's heartbeat . theresa : what ? please , dr . russell , do n't tell me that i 've lost my baby , please ? please do n't -- [ all talking ] tabitha : oh , endora . oh , i have n't laughed so much since the black plague . but there 's work to be done , darling , phone calls to be made . ah , thank you . now , as all our guests hate each other 's guts , we have to make sure that no one knows who else is coming until they all arrive at our front door together . oh , time 's a - wasting . oh , endora , help mommy get these phone calls out of the way . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : yeah . oh , perfect . tabitha : one ringy - dingy , two ringy - dingies . all : hello ? tabitha : hello ? oh , hello , this is tabitha lenox here . yes , i 'm calling you to invite you to a lovely thanksgiving dinner at my house . pilar : dinner ? i do n't know . luis : thank you , but i do n't think so . martin : thank you very much , but i do n't think so . tabitha : well , paloma 's already here . pilar : my paloma will be there ? luis : paloma 's first thanksgiving . martin : paloma will be there ? tabitha : and marty 's coming . little marty 's coming with beth . pilar : my grandson marty will be there , too ? luis : marty 's coming . martin : i can see my grandson , little martin . tabitha : yes , we 're going to have all the trimmings , lots of turkey and stuffing . pilar : well , all right , i 'd love to come . luis : we 'd love to . martin : we 'd love to . tabitha : oh , that 's lovely . well , i 'm so glad . well , we 'll see you then . all : who else will be there ? tabitha : tootle - ooh ! oh , endora . oh , we make quite a team . paloma : tabitha , is this all right ? tabitha : oh , quickly , paloma 's coming . zap this out of the way . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : oh , oh , that 's beautiful , dear . put it right down here in the foyer . paloma : ahem . tabitha , does n't everyone in the states have turkey for thanksgiving ? tabitha : yes , yes , that is the tradition . paloma : well , i did n't see one in the kitchen . there 's barely any food at all . what are we having for dinner ? tabitha : well , do n't you worry your pretty little head about that , dear . i have a sensational dinner planned -- one you will never forget . oops . singer you are my passion for life luis : listen , mama , tabitha just called and she invited sheridan and me to thanksgiving dinner . you want to come ? pilar : i do n't know . i think i should stay , mijo . luis : paloma 's going to be there . she 's never had a thanksgiving with us . pilar : i know , and i do want to talk to her , i do want to see her , but she -- she does n't want to see me . luis : of course she does , mama . sheridan : let me talk to her . hey , pilar , it 's sheridan . look , please come . you know , tabitha 's sweet , and , like luis said , paloma 's going to be there . pilar : i know , but why did she invite paloma ? how does she even know her ? sheridan : well , i 'm sure that kay probably invited her . i mean , i 'm sure she figured you two would want to spend thanksgiving together -- which you should . and , you know , despite everything that paloma says , i know that she loves you . pilar : i know . i know she does . i love her , too . if only i could make her believe that . sheridan : well , here 's your chance . pilar : all right . all right , i 'll go . sheridan : great . we 'll pick you up in a few minutes , ok ? and you will be so happy that you did this . martin : are you sure you want to do this ? tabitha 's always been a strange one . katherine : well , alistair never liked her very much , so she must have some good qualities . martin : yeah . katherine : you know , paloma 's there , and she 's so unhappy right now . and the three of us were a family for so long . i think we can make this a very special day for her . martin : yeah , you 're right , as usual , hmm ? tabitha : oh , endora , it 's like watching a nuclear bomb being assembled . all the parts are coming together , and when they arrive on our front doorstep -- kaboom ! tabitha : well , what the heck is that ? endora : uh - oh . tabitha : really ? oh , you are a naughty little demon . well , do you mean like what happened last year at thanksgiving in that little town in the midwest -- salem , i believe ? well , what 's in that monstrosity ? [ endora babbles ] tabitha : oh . so it 's a secret for me , too , hmm ? well , it appears our guests are going to get even more than i bargained for . gwen : dr. russell , what is it ? is my baby ok ? rebecca : oh , no , it 's bad , is n't it ? i mean , listen , if it comes to a choice of , you know , letting the mother live or letting the child live , well , then you 'll let the child live , for god 's sake ? ethan : rebecca , stop , all right ? is theresa ok ? is the baby all right ? an hour late , it 's your brother 's gwen : please , dr . russell , is my baby ok ? eve : yes . yeah , she 's fine . gwen : yeah ? eve : for a moment , i could n't find a heartbeat , but it was just an equipment malfunction . theresa is fine , as well . the bleeding stopped . i do n't think it was serious , and the baby 's in no danger . gwen : oh , good . ethan : that 's good . eve : well , i do n't know why she 's having cramps , so i 'm going to admit her for observatioand we 're going to move her upstairs . ethan : all right . gwen : ok . ethan : look , i 'm going to go check in on theresa . i 'm going to make sure she 's ok , all right ? gwen : ok . rebecca : well . interesting , is n't it , how theresa has managed to be alone with ethan yet again ? gwen : enough , mother . enough . rebecca : well , what is wrong with everyone tonight ? theresa : you saved our baby . you saved our little girl . ethan : theresa , you need to stop saying `` our . `` ivy : ok , well , this should n't take too long . we just need to find the ob - gyn on call tonight . eve : hi . what is it ? what 's wrong ? why are you here ? ivy : it 's -- it 's whitney . she has a medical condition . maybe you can help us , eve . tabitha : now , come along , endora . let 's hope you 're a better cook than your mother . we need a traditional thanksgiving feast -- stuffing , mashed potatoes , brussels sprouts , cranberry sauce -- the works . oh ! yummy , yummy ! oh , that looks good , yes ! well done ! and now for the turkey , huh ? what does that cute emeril say , huh ? huh ? what does he say ? bam ! oh , endora ! that looks delicious . oh , well , one 's enough , endora . one . oh , well , i suppose fluffy can eat the leftovers , right ? oh ! endora , endora , that is -- that 's enough ! enough is enough . we do n't -- oh ! oh , endora . if our guests see these birds , our goose will be cooked . [ doorbell rings ] tabitha : oh , too late . paloma : ay , dios , pero que monstruo es ese ? [ ring ] paloma : tia ! papa ! katherine : hi , darling ! martin : hiya , sweetheart ! paloma : i 'm so glad to see you ! let me get your things . martin : all right . here you go . where 's that tabitha ? paloma : in the kitchen . martin : yeah ? katherine : oh , what is that ? martin : hell if i know . a turkey , i think . a really creepy - looking turkey . tabitha : go on , go on ! get ! shoo , shoo , shoo ! [ doorbell rings ] tabitha : oh , hell 's bells ! it 's the doorbell again . endora , get rid of these turkeys . we 're going to miss the fireworks ! ñ ñ ñ eve : what do you mean , `` a medical condition `` ? what medical condition do you have , honey ? ivy : it 's nothing to worry about , eve . eve : if my daughter comes to the e.r . , i 'm worried . what is it , sweetheart ? whitney : mother , mother , please . she 's not the doctor that i want to examine me , ok ? eve : ok . ok , will someone please tell me what 's wrong with whitney ? fox : there 's nothing wrong with her , doctor . ivy : it 's just a condition women have had to bear since the beginning of time . eve : what ? oh , god , you do n't mean -- ivy : yes , eve . whitney 's pregnant . tabitha : oh , oh , endora , you little demon . get rid of these birds at once ! the turkeys we want to watch are in the living room . endora : ooh ! tabitha : good girl , endora . make it disappear . yeah . oh , fungi ! [ doorbell rings ] tabitha : oh . it 's the doorbell again . we 'll have to take care of these gobblers later . come on . we 're going or we 're going to miss the fireworks in the living room . come on , baby , let 's go ! oh , endora , fire , fire . endora . oh , thank you . perfect . you go down here for a minute . whee ! pilar : martin . martin : luis . pilar . luis : what the hell are you doing here ? martin : tabitha invited us . luis : we 're not staying here with him and his slut . martin : do n't call her that . katherine : martin , don't . luis : come on , mama , let 's go . paloma : si , si , go , go . beth : everybody , come on , it 's thanksgiving . ca n't you put your feelings aside for one day , for marty 's sake ? pilar : i will not set a foot in this house with those two liars . luis : we 're out of here . tabitha : hello , hello ! welcome , everyone ! oh , look at all these happy , smiling faces . come in , dear . you 'll catch a devil of a cold out there . it 's freezing . all of you , come in ! come along ! martin fitzgerald . after all these years . you have n't changed a bit . martin : uh , hello , tabitha , and neither have you . tabitha : oh . and you must be ellie wheeler . oh , you remind me of someone , dear . oh , well , it 'll come to me later . welcome . welcome to you all . is n't this nice , a lovely family reunion at thanksgiving ? luis : word sure travels fast , does n't it ? listen , tabitha , i know you meant well , but there 's just no way that we can stay . sheridan , let 's take mama home . paloma : adios . tabitha : luis , look , i heard about your little contretemps , but think of your sister paloma . this is her very first accion de gracias . luis : yeah -- beth : her what ? tabitha : spanish for `` thanksgiving , `` dear . sheridan : you know what , she 's right . i mean , this is a family holiday . ca n't we just put our differences aside for a few hours , i mean , for paloma 's sake ? paloma : oh , leave me out of it . sheridan : ok . pilar , this would be a great chance for you to , you know , get closer to paloma , talk to her . beth : and marty was so looking forward to spending thanksgiving with his daddy . tabitha : oh , yes , please , all of you stay . i promise you a sensational evening . tabitha 's voice : a thanksgiving from hell . eve : whitney . you 're -- you 're pregnant ? whitney : just do n't lecture me , mom , because i do n't want to hear it . eve : no , no , honey , i -- uh , congratulations ! so , fox , you 're -- well , congratulations . so you 're going to be the father of our first grandchild . so , what 's wrong ? ivy : oh , well , eve , there 's just no easy way to break this to you , so -- well , the father of whitney 's baby could be your son , chad , her half brother . tabitha : all right , everyone give me their coats . i have created a traditional thanksgivingetting . pilar : such unusual decorations , tabitha . tabitha : yes . i always say there 's no such thing as too much when it comes to the holidays , such a magical time . sheridan : what is that thing ? tabitha : well , that 's a pinata , of course , in honor of paloma -- a touch of old mexico on this , the most american of holidays . hands across the sea and all that . paloma : that 's a pinata from a nightmare . luis : it 's very kind of you , tabitha , but we do n't usually have pinatas on thanksgiving , you know . pilar : but it 's a very sweet thought just the same . gracias , tabitha . tabitha : de nada . look at all the lovely veggies paloma chopped up for us . everyone help yourself and go on through . sit down , help yourself to the bar . tabitha : what 's in that pinata , anyway , young lady ? more mischief , no doubt , hmm ? katherine : is that her granddaughter ? endora : hi ! martin : no , her daughter . tabitha : so , paloma , how do you like being in harmony so far ? not too homesick for sunny mexico , i hope , huh ? paloma : mm - hmm , harmony 's all right , but i miss puerto arena . there were people who loved me there . luis : how about you , papa ? you miss puerto arena ? you miss breakfast in bed with your new wife ? martin : that 's enough , son . this is n't the time or the place . luis : do n't call me son , all right ? you do n't tell me anything . katherine : luis , he is your father , and he loves you very much . pilar : not another word from you to my son , you whore . paloma : do n't talk to her like that . tabitha : anyone care for a radish ? sheridan : luis , please calm down for me . luis : paloma , you do n't talk back to your mother like that , ok ? paloma : ha . some mother . pilar : how dare you come here to thanksgiving , a day for families . home- wrecker . paloma : at least she gave me a home , which is more than you did . luis : that 's enough , paloma ! martin : you stay out of it , luis ! luis : what , it was n't enough that you had to cheat on your wife ? now you got to turn her own daughter against her mother , as well ? martin : you do n't know what the hell you 're talking about ! beth : ok , both of you , enough ! luis : you 're right , i have had enough . sheridan : oh , luis ! martin : luis , just take it easy ! calm down , luis ! sheridan : luis , stop ! please stop it ! luis ! stop it ! beth : stop it , luis ! sheridan : get off of him ! tabitha : you know , endora , they say almost every family dinner ends in a battle . beth : stop it , luis ! tabitha : i guess they 're right . sheridan : get off of him ! tabitha : happy thanksgiving , darling . sheridan : oh , my god ! beth : stop it , luis ! gwen : how far into her web could he have gone ? rebecca : how far , indeed . martin : what the hell was that , tabitha ? tabitha : well -- luis : that thing looked like it was on steroids ! whitney : my half brother 's the father of my baby . eve : oh , my god . eliminating child poverty .
tabitha 's thanksgiving from hell got off to a bang up start , with a fist fight breaking out in the first five minutes . she is thrilled , of course , but wonders what endora has in the big , ugly turkey pinata in the foyer and how they are going to get all the live turkeys the little darling conjured up out of the kitchen .
woman : happy thanksgiving . this is one holiday you 'll never forget , alistair . [ scene_break ] alistair : and these are all of the portraits of your crane ancestors . now , i want you , every thanksgiving , to pick up this book , open it up , and look at all of your ancestors . then you 'll know exactly who to thank for your good fortune , hmm ? little ethan : who 's that ? alistair : oh , that is your great - great - great - grandfather . now , he stole all the land from most of the families here in harmony , including the bennett 's and the russell 's . little ethan : mommy says stealing is bad . alistair : well , she does n't know . that 's why . but you 're my son now , little ethan . but you 're my son now , little ethan . you 're a crane , which means you take what you want when you want it . ok ? [ alistair chuckles ] alistair : well -- theresa : how dare you teach my son that kind of filth . he will never be your evil clone . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : wow , that 's some turkey you got there , einstein . mrs. wallace : yeah . make sure you save a bite for miss manners , ok ? ooh , i 'm sorry . ooh , i am very sorry . no , no , i 'm very , very sorry . i certainly did not mean to bump into you . please , please , do not hurt a crippled old lady who is far , far from home , por favor . norma : hurt you ? why would i hurt you ? mrs. wallace : well , you tried to strangle me to death last night . norma : that was just to stop your snoring , sunshine ! mrs. wallace : ah . norma : we 're roommates , partners in crime . i want us to be the bestest of friends . oh . ooh . we have a common enemy . mrs. wallace : uh - huh ? norma : the reason we 're both here . tabitha lenox . [ scene_break ] fox : you know , i got to tell you . i 'm so glad we were able to work together to pull this thing off . this is going to be one great thanksgiv -- tabitha and kay : shh ! kay : remember , you can not say that word . tabitha does not want endora to know about that day . fox : sorry . tabitha : yes . national turkey extermination day . next time you chow down on the big bird , remember all those little orphan turkeys running around wondering where all their mommies and daddies are . fox : sorry . i forgot . fox : this is weird . how the hell am i supposed to keep all of our guests from saying `` happy thanks -- `` kay and tabitha : shh . fox : sorry ! all right . [ doorbell rings ] fox : ah . our first guest . thank god . kay : oh . tabitha : goody - goody . fox : hello . ivy : hello , darling -- fox : how are you ? ivy : happy thanks -- fox : no , no , no ! uh - uh ! ivy : oh . fox : sorry . sam : what -- what are you doing ? fox : right -- uh -- look , this is a little bizarre , and i did n't foresee this , for sure , but here 's the deal , ok ? tabitha -- she does n't want endora to know that it 's thanksgiving . so instead , we 're just going to say `` happy you - know- what . `` sound good ? katherine : i brought these to help tabitha decorate her house for you - know- what . fox : yeah , yeah . oh , yeah , yeah , i 'm sure she 'll love it . katherine : fox , i do n't understand . why ca n't i say -- fox : ok , no -- i 'll just explain later , ok ? katherine : ok . fox : for now , i 'll just take your coats . that 'd be great . kay : how are we going to keep them from saying what day it is ? tabitha : oh , i do n't know , but endora must n't find out . [ scene_break ] gwen : happy thanksgiving , sweetheart . are n't those flowers beautiful ? i hope you can hear me . gwen : do you even think he can hear me ? rebecca : oh , honey , i do n't know . but you say whatever you want , as long as it makes you feel better . and look on the bright side . at least we 're finally going to have a decent meal in this hospital . i mean , this thanksgiving dinner from the seascape looks yummy . gwen : i love you . and you will never know how much . rebecca : you got that right . oh , honey , it looks like they forgot the vegetables . gwen : i ca n't believe this is our last thanksgiving together -- our last holiday together -- before i have to tell them to let you go . [ scene_break ] pilar : no , este no es posible , paloma . you were deliberately involved with smuggling drugs ? martin : this scum forced you into it . paloma : do n't call him that . and no , i went into this with my eyes wide open . pilar : por que , entonces ? did you do it for the money ? paloma : exactly , this is all about money . martin : what 's happened to you , paloma ? paloma : papi , please do n't judge me before we take you somewhere and show you something . pilar : now ? it 's thanksgiving , paloma . roberto : it 's the perfect time . paloma : see , ma , once we get there , you 'll understand why we smuggled drugs . [ scene_break ] tabitha : welcome , welcome , one and all , to this perfectly normal , everyday family dinner party . fox told you about my little request , right ? chris : i do n't understand why we ca n't say `` thanks -- `` tabitha : shh ! it may seem unusual to you , but please , just do not say that word . oh , christopher and james , i do believe this is your first visit to my humble little abode , huh ? chris : yes . say hello to mrs. lenox . tabitha : hmm ? i hope you enjoy yourself , young man . but i do have one very important rule -- you must n't go into the basement . it 's very dangerous down there . dozens of little boys have gone down there , and they 've never come back . mm - hmm . well , off you go , all of you . have a good time . fox : uh -- tabitha : thank you . [ doorbell rings ] kay : oh , the door . i 'll get the door . fox : ok . kay : hi ! chad : hey . what 's going on ? kay : come in . hi , buddy ! how are you doing ? tabitha : oh , come in , come in . valerie : hello , ms. lenox , happy thanks -- kay : shh . tabitha : happy , happy , happy . call me tabitha . it 's a lovely day for a perfect normal , typical dinner , is n't it ? chad : yeah , we -- we got you this . it 's supposed to go well with your tur -- tabitha : termites ? oh -- i have n't eaten termites in years . lovely . thank you so much . chad : right . tabitha : mm - hmm . chad : kay -- kay : yeah , just talk to fox . he 'll explain everything . chad : ok . kay : ok . kay : hi . whitney : hey . kay : how are you ? whitney : wonderful . tabitha : whitney ? who invited you ? whitney : um -- fox . i certainly hope it 's ok . kay : yeah , it 's ok . welcome . tabitha : well , let me take your coat , dear . and your hat . whitney : oh , i -- i 'm actually supposed to wear that at all times . tabitha : oh , well , what they do n't know wo n't hurt you , right ? come on , you go in here and talk to fox and find out our new house rule . kay : you do n't have to be so rude . tabitha : rude ? try terrified . religion is n't exactly very popular with the boys in the basement . what do you think they 're going to do when they find out i 'm entertaining a nun ? oh -- [ rumbling ] sheridan : oh , no . it 's another earthquake ! tabitha : oh -- stay calm . stay calm , everyone . it 's just a teeny - weeny aftershock . they go on for months . this thanksgiving is n't getting off to a very good start , is it ? kay : do n't worry . as long as endora does n't know what day it is , how bad could it be ? [ scene_break ] theresa : i 'm off to see ethan . alistair : good luck with that . i 'm sure that gwen 's security forces wo n't let you anywhere near your broken meat puppet . [ alistair hums ] alistair : ah . gentlemen . ah . i have great -- little ethan -- now , one day , his portrait is going to be in this book . he 's going to make us all very , very proud . alistair : hello ? is someone there ? answer me . who 's there ? alistair : is someone there ? answer me ! oh , it 's you . woman : mm - hmm . alistair : ok . woman : happy thanksgiving , boss . alistair : you startled me . i hope you did a lot of stretching today , because i have some very big plans for our holiday . woman : what 's wrong ? alistair : oh , nothing . no , nothing -- nothing at all . just a minute . just -- [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : hey , normie , do you really think they 're going to give us a good dinner ? you know , turkey and all the trimmings ? norma : oh , i hope so . the last place i stayed in served liver with fava beans and a nice chianti . mrs. wallace : yeah , um -- you know , norma , i 'm very , very , very glad that you are not mad at me , because , you know , you really made me nervous last christmas . norma : not to spoil the surprise , but this year , tabitha 's going to give me a very special present ! mrs. wallace : oh ? what ? norma : her -- head ! ooh ! mrs. wallace : ah . ok . well , i have no idea what you 're going to do with that , you know , once you get it . but ok , i 'm -- i 'm down with that . you know , it 's too bad , though , that , you know , you really ca n't kill her , because we 're still locked up in here . norma : oh , stick with me , edna , sweetie . i 'll bust us out of this joint before you know it ! mrs. wallace : really ? norma : mm - hmm . mrs. wallace : wowza ! oh , god . then we 're going to be able to hit the road . two independent women on the lam , living by our wits . think of it -- thelma and louise , edna , norma . norma : norma , edna . mrs. wallace : yeah . norma : first stop , harmony . tabitha will pay for everything she 's done to us ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , will you calm down ? i did n't invite the damn nun ! shh , shh . you 'll blow my cover if you incinerate her now . and do n't worry , she 'll be gone right after dinner . valerie : tabitha -- tabitha : oh . valerie : are you all right ? tabitha : oh -- oh , yes , dear , i 'm -- i 'm just trying to coax my old furnace through the winter -- another winter . it 's very temperamental . valerie : ok . [ scene_break ] ivy : this must be really hard on you , sheridan . your first -- sam : ahem . ivy : thanksgiving without luis . sheridan : yeah , it is . last year , luis , marty , and beth were all here . i do n't know how i 'd get through the day if it was n't for james -- and for chris . sam : i 'm glad for you , then . [ scene_break ] chad : look at the two of you . now , that 's how it should be -- a mother with her child . and i 'm glad you lost that veil . whitney : hmm . it was n't really my idea . chad : yeah , well , you look 1,000 times better . [ whitney chuckles ] chad : look , whitney , why do n't you -- why do n't you forget all this stuff ? leave the convent and come back to us ? whitney : chad , let 's not do this , ok ? not today . chad : ok . but only for tonight . [ scene_break ] ivy : kay . kay : hi . you know , i was thinking that after you marry my dad , you 're going to be my stepmom . and hopefully one day soon , you 'll be my mother - in - law , too . ivy : hopefully . kay : thank you for coming . ivy : oh , i would n't have missed it for the world . kay : bye . valerie : you two looked awfully chummy . our deal is still on , is n't it ? ivy : of course our deal is still on . you help me get kay out of fox 's life , and you can have a clear shot to him yourself . theresa literally destroyed one of my sons . i 'm not about to let the wrong woman destroy the other . [ scene_break ] theresa 's voice : i knew i could get us in here to wish ethan a happy thanksgiving without anyone finding out . rebecca : well , it 's a little late for trick - or - treating , is n't it , theresa ? theresa : let me through , please . gwen : you think i 'm going to let the woman who killed my husband anywhere near him ? [ scene_break ] pilar : paloma , i do n't understand , mija . why are we in a retirement home ? martin : yeah , i mean , what does this place have to do with smuggling drugs ? roberto : you 'll see . woman : oh , my angels ! oh . oh , paloma , my sweet child . and you , too , roberto . oh , thank you both from the bottom of my heart . you 've saved my life . [ scene_break ] kay : so far , so good . endora does n't seem to realize what day it is . tabitha : no , but we have other problems . the boys in the basement are n't exactly brimming with thanksgiving cheer . kay : oh , no . endora knows . tabitha : rats ! sam : ahem . where 'd that come from ? whitney : wait , that was n't there before . kay : who wants mashed potatoes ? fox : hey , where 'd that come from ? tabitha : oh -- kay : oh -- tabitha : endora must have put it there . kay : dig in , everybody . fox : oh , wait -- no , before we dig in -- whitney , maybe you want to say grace ? whitney : yes , fox , i 'd love to . tabitha : oh , double rats ! the boys downstairs are n't going to like that . whitney : heavenly father , we are here today to thank you for all of your blessings . [ rumble ] ivy : what 's happening now ? tabitha : oh -- it 's just another little aftershock . is n't it exciting ? kay : yeah , it happens all the time . tabitha 's house is on a fault line . it 'll pass . sam : well , i never feel them at home . whitney : um -- without your love and protection , none of us would be here today . um -- thank you , father god , for this food that comes from your hands . bless these children -- sheridan : should n't we get in the doorway ? tabitha : do n't worry . we 'll all be fine . tabitha 's voice : i hope . kay : how can we stop this ? tabitha : get that long - winded nun to stop flapping her gums ! oh , could this be any worse ? whitney : and our fellow americans from the south who still suffer from the effects of hurricane katrina . [ phone rings ] whitney : bless all peoples in all lands and give them the gift -- tabitha : lenox residence . norma : happy thanksgiving , tabby . tabitha : norma ? norma : that 's right . guess who else is here . mrs. wallace : enjoy your turkey , turkey . [ imitates a turkey ] tabitha : edna ? norma : my new pal . get ready for company , witch . you wo n't live to see another holiday . [ scene_break ] gwen : security . theresa : gwen , please do n't do this . not now , please . rebecca : gwen , you just clear up this mess . i 'll be right back . theresa : no , do n't you touch my son ! rebecca : i am trying to take your son out of this area so he does n't have to see his very common mother being dragged out of here like a common criminal . little ethan ? little ethan : mommy ? theresa : go with her , sweetheart , and i promise you , i 'll be right there . right there . rebecca : come on . gwen : you know what to do . you 've had enough practice . thank you . guard : yes , ma'am . theresa : no , this is n't over . gwen , i will find a way to stop you from killing ethan . i will find a way to stop you ! gwen : theresa , you have no idea how much i hope you find a way . [ scene_break ] woman : you 're insatiable . alistair : hmm , hmm . woman : give me a few minutes . alistair : ok . in the meantime , why do n't you make us a couple of drinks ? ah . woman : whose is this ? alistair : hmm ? is n't that yours ? where 'd you find this ? woman : right here on the bar . [ scene_break ] whitney : then the rest of us , and bless those that need -- katherine : whitney , i think we really should wait until tabitha gets back . whitney : oh . of course . tabitha : what ? you 're both in the nut house ? good . i 'm glad to hear it . i shall call them and tell them to beef up security . mrs. wallace : yeah , but which nut house , tootsie ? we could be anywhere in the country . boy , wait till we get out . it 's going to be two wild and crazy gals on the lam ! norma : who are you calling crazy ? mrs. wallace : ooh . norma : we 'll be long gone before you track us down . any moment now , you 'll look up and there we 'll be -- the four musketeers . tabitha : four ? norma : well , there 's me -- mrs. wallace : and me . norma : and my daddy . [ as father ] yeah , you tell 'em , norma ! that witch is gon na get what 's coming to her ! tabitha : that 's three . who 's the fourth ? norma : [ normal voice ] my trusty ax . oh , he has such a cutting sense of humor . you 're going to laugh your head off . kay : problems ? tabitha : oh , just some friends who might drop in later . well , come on , everyone . dig in . whitney : but i have n't finished saying grace . tabitha : oh , well , you 've said plenty , dear , and your words are very powerful . come on , everybody . eat up . tabitha : the piñata 's a nice touch , endora . very funny . what is it with you and turkeys ? huh ? fox : ooh . where 'd that come from ? i thought turkeys were forbidden . i got it . tabitha : surprise , surprise . i ordered it from the caterers . i did n't think we 'd be able to keep thanksgiving from endora and i did n't want anyone to be disappointed . valerie : oh , well , that 's sweet . tabitha : sam , would you do the honors , please ? sam : absolument . valerie : well , everything 's delicious . fox , did you cook any of this ? fox : um , yeah , a bit . kay : `` a bit `` ? oh , wait till you try his pumpkin pies . sam : aha . this one 's for sheridan . sheridan : thank you . oh , hey , i got the wishbone . chris : oh . sheridan : here . make a wish and pull . you got the bigger part -- you won . what 'd you wish for ? chris : my wish has already come true , sheridan . you 're sitting right next to me . kay : i feel like disaster will strike any minute . [ gobbling ] katherine : what 's that sound ? ivy : i heard it , too . what -- [ scene_break ] maggie : mrs. winthrop ? here 's the paperwork you 've been waiting for . gwen : oh , god . maggie : it 's the -- the release forms to authorize us to carry out the terms of mr. winthrop 's living will . you 'll need to sign them . it 's never easy . just take your time . i 'll be right down the hall if you need anything . gwen : thank you . ethan , do you know what these are ? honey , when i sign these papers , i am signing your death warrant . [ scene_break ] paloma : hi . woman : oh , yeah . second woman : oh , our two guardian angels . i 'm so glad to see you 're out of jail . paloma : oh , you -- you heard ? woman : oh , i 'm sorry . try not to worry . with any luck , the lawyers will have the charges against you dismissed . roberto : por el favor de dios . martin : can someone please tell me what 's going on ? woman : you are -- martin : paloma 's father . woman : oh . hello . i 'm mrs. croft , the administrator here . you must be very proud of your daughter , risking so much to smuggle prescription drugs across the border . pilar : prescription drugs ? mrs. croft : your daughter and her friend roberto have been smuggling some of those drugs into the country for our residents . they have literally changed their lives . in some cases , they 've saved lives . do you know how many old people have to choose between food and medicine in this country ? it 's obscene . martin : so , our paloma -- mrs. croft : is a godsend . oh . [ scene_break ] fox : oh , yeah . kay : it 's delicious , fox . fox : yeah , thank you . i slaved away . ivy : fox , i did n't know you could do this . fox : yeah , i -- ivy : i 'm proud of you . i 'm proud of you . fox : pilar taught me . valerie : did she ? fox : mm - hmm . chris : mmm . that 's good , huh ? [ phone rings ] sheridan : that 's good , huh ? fox : excuse me . yeah ? theresa : fox , it 's theresa . fox : hey , what are you doing ? we already started eating . theresa : i 'm out in the backyard , actually , with my son . fox : what are you doing in the backyard ? get in here . there 's a lot of good food . theresa : i ca n't really right now . um -- i -- gwen had me thrown out of the hospital again . i was just wondering if you could just ask whitney to come outside . please ? fox : yeah -- uh -- fox : she 's kind of busy . can i help ? theresa : no , do n't bother . it 's good . fox : i 'll be right there . katherine : sheridan ? sheridan : yes , mother ? katherine : i 'm really glad that you have a new friend in this chris . sheridan : thank you , but do n't read too much into it just yet . but it does help . just think -- last year , luis was sitting right here at this table . katherine : i want you to be grateful for your years with luis , but , darling , move on . luis wants you to be happy . sheridan : paloma said that . so did luis . katherine : luis ? sheridan : never mind . you 're right -- i 'll try . i 'll really try . kay : are you going to have another one of those things ? tabitha : might as well before the sky falls in . kay : do n't say that , ok ? who knows -- maybe after they 're finished eating , we can get them out of here before anything happens . tabitha : i 'll drink to that . tabitha : kay , do n't most piñatas just hang there waiting for some greedy child to come and hit it with a big stick ? kay : what ? tabitha : well , ours just started flapping its wings ! kay : ok . hmm , you 're cut off , that 's it . no more martimmys for you . [ turkey gobbles ] valerie : did that turkey just -- chad : huh . now , that 's very funny . there 's probably a tape recorder in there or something . ivy : oh . tabitha : great groaning goblins . oh , endora , what did you do now ? [ turkey gobbles ] ivy : it 's alive ! chris : oh . let 's get under the table . [ screaming ] kay : tabitha , what are we going to do ? tabitha : duck ! [ scene_break ] orderly : what are you two up to ? you know , you 're late for paint by numbers . mrs. wallace : oh , oh , i 'm so sorry . i was just asking norma , you know , where the ladies ' room was , you know . you can give a girl an escort , ca n't you , because i think it 's time for an oil change . norma : oh . when the cold wind blows , i smell christmas in the air , daddy ! it 's time for me to fly away on my magic sleigh and bring death and destruction to the world . [ as father ] ooh , i 'm so proud of you , my little buttercup ! norma : [ normal voice ] oh . oh , you 'll be even prouder when i kill tabitha lenox . she 's going to be one dead witch -- ho , ho , ho ! [ scene_break ] woman : mr. crane ? what is it ? alistair : no , it ca n't -- no , no , no , no -- nothing . nothing , i -- woman : i 've never seen you like this . alistair : it 's ok . [ alistair sniffs ] alistair : do you smell that ? woman : what ? alistair : it 's perfume . i -- i smell perfume . woman : i ca n't smell any perfume . are you sure you 're ok ? alistair : no , you just leave me alone -- leave me alone . leave me alone . now , you get out of here . you get out . you 're fired ! woman : fired ? alistair : yes , you 're fired ! are you deaf ? you 're fired . out ! out ! woman : of course . ok , mr. crane . alistair : this ca n't be . this can not be . it can not be ! it can not be ! [ alistair yells ] alistair : this is impossible . impossible ! [ vase smashes ] [ scene_break ] ivy : what ? chris : this is insanity . sheridan : no , this is harmony . whitney : oh , chad ! chad , we have to get miles out of here ! [ screaming ] kay : you think this is funny ? tabitha : there goes chad and whitney . [ whitney screams ] kay : are you proud of yourself , young lady ? you have totally ruined thanksgiving . sam : come on . [ scene_break ] theresa : gwen wo n't give ethan the chance to recover . she wo n't give him the chance to come back to her . fox : well , back to you , you mean . theresa : what 's wrong with that ? i mean , ethan loves me , fox . fox : theresa , it 's really sad what 's going on with ethan , really . everybody 's sad about it , but you know , gwen is his wife . she has the final say in what happens to him . theresa : well , it should be me . i should be the one deciding . ethan loves me and i love him . fox : yeah . hmm . gwen might say different . theresa : what if she -- what if she does it ? what if she lets him die ? i mean , what am i supposed to do then ? fox : come here . [ scene_break ] gwen : ethan , i love you . honey , i love you so much . this is so hard for me . i do n't know how i 'm supposed to do this ! this is supposed to be a day of thanksgiving , but what do i have to be thankful for ? [ next_on ] alistair : gwen has already signed all the papers to execute ethan 's living will . as far as i know , he 's already dead . ivy : my son is dead . fancy : we 're doomed , noah . this is never going to work .
tabitha 's thanksgiving feast is ready and the guests arrive , but they are confused by the fact they ca n't mention that it 's thanksgiving . they abide by the rules , tho . they all talk about the different things going on in their lives and get ready to eat . tabby and kay still think endora does n't know what day it is , but she 's way ahead of them , and with her two buddies - maria and miles - she begins having `` fun `` on her favorite holiday . once the turkey she conjures up comes alive and starts flying around the room , the guests either hide or run out of the house , while the babies enjoy the show . whitney 's arrival had upset the boys in the basement , and when one of the guests said grace , they began shaking the house in another earthquake . all in all , it was another strange thanksgiving at tabby 's house . martin and pilar bailed paloma and roberto out of jail , blaming him for making their daughter smuggle drugs . however , paloma tells them he did nothing , then takes them to a local nursing home where they find out the kids were bringing prescription drugs the elderly ca n't get here to the residents and actually have saved lives by doing so .
ethan : so , can i get you anything ? any juice or tea or anything ? theresa : no , thank you . i 'm fine . ethan : you sure ? i mean , you gave us quite a scare there , you know . theresa : yeah . but dr . russell says that i 'm fine and the baby is fine , so -- ethan : right . theresa : you know , actually i could use another pillow behind my back , though . ethan : yeah . there you go . theresa : thank you . ethan : sure . rebecca : oh , would you look at how she operates , how she is manipulating your husband . you 've got to put a stop to this . gwen : mother , do n't even start . look , you were wrong about theresa faking her cramps . she was bleeding , and we should have brought her here much sooner . rebecca : please , how many problems has this little tramp faked in order to get ethan 's attention ? gwen : listen , i am just as suspicious of theresa as you are , but in this case she was n't faking , so just let it go , all right ? theresa : gwen , can you do me a big favor ? gwen : what 's that ? theresa : could you go to the mansion and get something for me ? rebecca : oh , i ca n't believe this . now , she 's trying to get rid of you in order to be alone with ethan . eve : oh , god , please , it 's not possible . ivy : well , i 'm afraid it is possible , eve . there 's a chance that whitney is pregnant by chad . eve : oh , god , but he 's -- ivy : her half brother , yes . eve : oh , god , please , not chad . whitney : mom , mom , do n't listen to her . i mean , she does n't even know what she 's talking about . chad is not the father . fox is . i know it for sure . eve : oh , god . my children -- my children are having a baby together -- sheridan : stop it ! paloma : no , luis , do n't -- no , do n't ! sheridan : stop it ! pilar : this is your fault ! you see what you 've done ? paloma : do n't talk to my tia like that ! pilar : your tia is nothing but a whore and a tramp who 's been living with a married a married man for years ! katherine : do n't talk back to your mother , ok ? she has every right to be angry . paloma : she has no right to say those horrible things to you ! you are the one who raised me when she threw me away ! pilar : i did not throw you away ! i had not choice , paloma ! sheridan : luis , stop ! stop it ! beth : mr. fitzgerald ! martin : luis , she 's right ! we have to talk ! luis : the hell we do ! sheridan : oh ! stop it ! tabitha : this is even better than i expected . kay : tabitha , what the hell 's going on ? tabitha : `` hell `` being the operative word . just a little holiday cheer my clever endora cooked up . kay : well , what 's that ? tabitha : oh , that 's another of endora 's surprises . i have no idea what 's inside . i 'm afraid to ask . but i 'm sure we 'll find out very soon . kay : what are they fighting about ? tabitha , what have you done ? tabitha : what have i done ? i 've just brought the lopez - fitzgerald family together for thanksgiving . kay : tabitha , luis just found out that mr . wheeler is really his long - lost father ! he hates them for abandoning them ! and pilar just found out that mrs . wheeler is really martin fitzgerald 's other wife ! tabitha : yes . sheridan : stop fighting ! kay : you did this on purpose , did n't you ? tabitha : oh , well , every party needs a theme , kay . this is the thanksgiving from hell . sheridan : luis -- luis , get off of him ! luis ! beth : no ! sheridan : luis , stop this ! get off of him ! get -- oh ! singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú| rebecca : well , what did i tell you , hmm ? i mean , this whole `` oh , please , help me , i 'm bleeding `` thing was just another one of theresa schemes to get ethan to pay attention to her . gwen : mother , dr . russell said that theresa was not faking . she did have a problem . rebecca : what ? so she bled a little . no , she 's playing the poor sick pregnant girl just to get to ethan . theresa : you know what , rebecca ? i am a sick , pregnant girl . and you do n't even know why i 'd like gwen to go to the mansion for me , do you ? rebecca : of course i know why -- so you can be alone with ethan . ethan : all right , enough , ok . look , hey , i will go to the house and get whatever you need , ok ? theresa : no -- ethan , gwen has to go for me . rebecca : but this girl is shameless ! oh ! i mean , gwen , she even admits that she wants to get rid of you . now do you believe it when i tell you what a scheming conniver she really is ? eve : oh , god , my children are having a baby . whitney : mother , please -- eve : oh , god , what have i done ? god , if i had only told you that i had a son , then maybe none of this would have happened . whitney : but it did n't happen . look , chad 's not the father of my baby , ok ? fox is . ivy : well , you ca n't know that for certain until you 're examined , and that 'll answer any questions . fox : i do n't have any questions , ok ? whitney said the baby was mine ! now , i believe her ! chad : well , i 've got questions . if there 's a chance that the baby is mine , i want to know . whitney : chad , please , please do n't make this any more difficult than it already is , ok ? eve : whitney , honey , we do need to know , because if chad is the father , there might be something that i can do . whitney : something you can do ? are you suggesting that i have -- eve : no ! whitney : some sort of -- eve : no , honey , not that . i 'm talking about gene therapy . so please , just come with me and then we can find out how far along you are . whitney : no ! you know what ? no ! i 'm not going anywhere with you , mother . i do n't want you touching me . sheridan : luis , stop this ! martin : just take it easy , luis ! sheridan : stop it ! oh , my god ! luis , you 've got to stop this fighting ! pilar : how dare you show your face here ? have you no shame ? katherine : i 'm sorry , pilar . if you -- paloma : do n't apologize ! you have every right to be here . you 've been more like a mother to me than she 's ever been . pilar : paloma -- kay : when you sent us to the bakery to get the pies , simone and i thought it was just going to be us for thanksgiving . tabitha : in an uncharacteristic fit of generosity , i decided to have a family dinner . kay : oh , generosity , my foot . you knew that they were going to kill each other if they were in the same room together . [ marty and maria cry ] kay : now look what you 've done . they 're scaring the babies . simone : oh -- tabitha : not my endora . she 's loving this . kay : oh , it 's ok , sweetheart . do n't cry . would you stop this ? you 're scaring the babies . sheridan : luis , stop it ! pilar : stop . sheridan : oh , please ! pilar : now , stop it . they 're right . you have to think of the children ! katherine : oh , my god . you 're hurt . you 're bleeding . martin : yeah , i 'm all right . i 'm all right , thank you . katherine : oh . i 'm all right , thank you . sheridan : luis , are you all right ? luis : i 'm fine . and we 're leaving . tabitha : no , luis , luis , do n't go . luis : tabitha , i ca n't stay here , not with this man who abandoned my family . and i 'm taking beth and marty and sheridan , and , paloma , come on , you 're coming , too . tabitha : now look what you 've done . if they all leave , what am i going to do for my entertainment ? luis : come on , we 're leaving . katherine : no , no , no , do n't you leave . martin and i will leave . paloma : if you leave , i leave with you , papa . pilar : paloma , please , mija , do n't go . i came here to be with you . paloma : did n't you hear what i said ? i do n't want to be with you . i want to be with my family . pilar : we are your family , luis and i ! paloma : no ! you 're strangers ! martin : paloma , do n't talk to your mother like that . luis : do n't you talk to my sister like that , huh ? martin : look , paloma 's my daughter and you 're my son . luis : you 're not my father , ok ? you abandoned me and my family , you got that ? martin : luis , you do n't understand . luis : no , i understand that you 're a coward . now , shut up . martin : luis -- [ martin and luis struggle ] simone : look ! the pinata -- it looks like blood ! tabitha 's voice : endora , what did you put in that pinata ? kay : it must be a body . tabitha , what have you done now ? this ever happened to you ? pilar : my god , what could be in that thing ? tabitha : that 's what i 'd like to know . kay : ew , look , it 's starting to break open . simone : oh , my god -- katherine : oh , my -- ew . sheridan : oh , my god ! what -- what is this ? kay : ew . tabitha : oh , my -- oh , my -- i think it 's -- it 's cranberry sauce ! katherine and simone : cranberry sauce ? paloma : why is that pinata filled with cranberry sauce ? tabitha : i -- i have no idea . i -- i thought i ordered candy . kay : ew , tabitha , where did you get this thing ? tabitha : oh , well , i -- off the internet . now -- oh -- it 's nothing . just -- everybody take their seats . dinner 's almost ready . luis : well , i 'm sorry , tabitha , but there 's no way that we can stay for thanksgiving . mama , come on , we 're leaving . martin : come on . please ? ca n't you stay ? ca n't we at least try to get along this one day ? luis : `` get along `` ? what , are you nuts ? you have no idea what you 've done ? pilar : luis is right . you thought nothing of walking out on your son and on your wife and on your whole family ! katherine : that 's not true , pilar . pilar : do n't tell me that 's not true ! paloma : stop yelling at her ! she has n't done anything wrong . pilar : she has n't done anything wrong ? it 's because of her that your father left me and our children ! paloma : you abandoned me ! pilar : no ! luis : do you see what you 've done ? all the heartache that you 've caused ? [ sheridan whistles ] sheridan : enough ! all right ? stop all this craziness ! huh ! tabitha : sheridan 's right . this is -- it 's terrible . and it 's all my fault . all i wanted to do was to bring paloma 's family together to celebrate her first thanksgiving in harmony . and -- and for little maria and marty to celebrate their first thanksgiving with their grandfather . and being a single mother -- [ baby cries ] tabitha : i wanted endora to experience even for a few precious moments what it feels like to be part of a real family . i did it for the children . you 're my darling . ca n't you put your differences aside just for one day for the little ones ? pilar : all right , for the children . sheridan : luis ? luis : sure , fine , whatever you want . tabitha : excellent , gracias . simone : will all these turkeys be eating with us , too ? martin : `` too . `` luis : where the hell did you get these turkeys , anyway ? tabitha : i ordered my bird online . there must have been some sort of computer error . i do n't know . pilar : maria , ven . ven con abuela , ven . oh , grandma loves you so much . yes , she does . beth : pilar , you have n't said hello to your other grandchild , luis ' son . pilar : oh , yes , i did , outside . hi , marty . hi . beth : say hi , grandma , hi , grandma . good boy ! good boy ! beth 's voice : sheridan and mrs . wheeler were close , but it angered luis , so sheridan backed off . but i can see there 's still a connection . what is it ? and how do i use it to drive a wedge between luis and sheridan ? tabitha : well , sheridan and kay managed to stop the chaos for now , but there 's so much potential for much more . katherine 's dying to tell sheridan that she 's her mother . and that would draw them closer together , and , of course , it would infuriate luis . and i 'll bet you beth would love to have that little piece of information so she could use it to tear luis and sheridan apart . and it 's all pilar can do not to scratch katherine 's eyes out for stealing her husband away . hmm , and as for little paloma -- well , she 's like a volcano waiting to erupt . seems like we have all the ingredients for a hellacious holiday here , would n't you say ? eve : no , please , whitney , honey , we have to do this . yeah -- we have to know . it wo n't take long . whitney : what is this `` we `` business , mom ? i mean , actually , this has absolutely nothing to do with you . eve : i 'm your mother , whitney , and i 'm chad 's mother , and if there 's the slightest chance -- whitney : well , i 've already told you , this is fox 's baby . ivy : you ca n't know that without finding out how far along you are . chad : and if there 's a slim chance the baby is mine , then your mother 's right . we should know , and the sooner the better . whitney : but , chad , do n't you understand ? i 'm telling you , fox is the father . i 'm sorry . ivy : then prove it . have the exam . singer : you are my passion for life tabitha : now , if everyone will sit down -- you sit here , mrs . wheeler and martin sit at the head of the table -- and then dinner will be served shortly . luis : it 's already here . katherine : i ca n't bear it that sheridan thinks that i took you away from pilar and your family . i mean , if she only knew that you were trying to protect me , if she knew that alistair was beating me and threatened to kill me -- martin : and if that became public knowledge , alistair would be furious . there 's no telling what he might do . katherine : i know , but if you see that look of betrayal in her eyes , how i 've hurt her -- all i want to do is just blurt out the truth . martin : katherine , you ca n't do that . katherine : i know . martin : you have to stay away from her , as hard as it is . tabitha : well , come along , now . come along , sheridan . you sit here . sheridan : i do n't think so . tabitha : and , luis , you sit next to her . and , pilar , sit next to martin . and if simone and paloma will give me a hand , we will serve dinner . will you sit down , dear ? thanks . [ utensils clang ] marty : uh - oh . luis : uh - oh . beth : it 's ok , marty . everybody stopped fighting . it 's ok now . it 's all over . sheridan : hey , beth , why do n't you let me hold him for a little bit ? beth : no , i 'll be able to get him to stop fussing . luis : maybe sheridan should hold him . sheridan : yeah . luis : she 's always been good with marty . beth : ok , honey . sheridan : baby , hi , hi . [ marty coos ] sheridan : yes , yeah . katherine : is n't it amazing how the baby just quiets down when sheridan holds him ? luis : yeah . sheridan would make a great mother . martin : yeah . hey , little martin , i 'm your grandpa . you 're named after me . luis : we 're changing his name . sheridan : luis , please stop . katherine : you know , he looks remarkably like you did at his age , sheridan . sheridan : you knew me when i was a baby ? katherine : well , yes , i told you that i knew your mother . excuse me . i need some water . sheridan : what is your story , mrs . wheeler ? beth 's voice : oh , do n't worry . i 'll find out . beth : kay , why do n't you let mr . fitzgerald hold his granddaughter ? martin : i 'd like that . kay : say hi to your grandfather . martin : oh . hello , my beautiful baby girl . oh . huh ? jeez , i ca n't believe that miguel has his own child . i mean , the last time i saw him , he -- pilar : was just a child himself . martin : yeah . pilar : and now we 're grandparents , you and i , martin . martin : yes , we are . tabitha : whew . paloma , will you please put endora down , and then i 'll bring out the turkey . paloma : which one ? tabitha : oh , i ca n't wait to get out there and see what more trouble i can stir up . oh , enough already ! how many more turkeys is endora going to conjure up tonight ? oh , endora , oh , you naughty girl . she must have put another growth spurt on that turkey . oh , my death ! how am i going to explain this to our guests ? rebecca : see ? i told you she was up to something . theresa : just shut up , rebecca , and let me explain . rebecca : why not ? let 's hear your latest lie . theresa : i want gwen to go to the mansion for me to get me some undergarments . rebecca : undergarments ? theresa : yes . i thought it would be more appropriate for gwen to get them for me than ethan . gwen : no , you 're right . i would rather not have my husband kind of searching around in your intimate apparels . rebecca : mm - hmm , yeah , he 's already done enough of that in the past . ethan : ahem . gwen : ok . i will actually -- i 'll go now . ethan : you know what ? i 'll -- i 'll drive you . how about that ? gwen : sweetheart , thank you , but i would rather you stay here in case there 's any more complications with the baby . but you are going to come with me . rebecca : what , and leave these two alone together ? are you crazy ? gwen : no , but you are driving theresa crazy , and she 's supposed to stay calm , so let 's go . i will be right back . ethan : ok . rebecca : oh , we have to talk , my poor , gullible gwen . ethan : anyway , look , why do n't you call pilar , tell your mom what 's happening , theresa ? theresa : no , no . mama has been through enough lately . it 's ok . i 'm just glad rebecca 's gone , because she kind of drives me crazy , you know ? ethan : yeah . well , you know , she has reason to be a little suspicious , theresa . i mean , we are keeping a secret from gwen , are n't we ? theresa : yeah . ethan : yeah . theresa : we slept together . and the baby i 'm carrying is yours and mine . ethan : or it 's mine and gwen 's . theresa : it 's ours , ethan . ethan : look , i -- i do n't even want to get into it . i think you should rest for your sake and for the baby 's . theresa : ok . but i would like some herbal tea , if you do n't mind . ethan : i do n't mind . i 'll get it for you . theresa : hi . dining room ? this is room 350 . i was wondering if you could send up thanksgiving dinner ? for two . thanks . that would be for me and the father of my child and my future husband . whitney : i 'm not hiding anything , ivy . ivy : then have the exam and prove that fox is the father . whitney : yeah , but why should i prove anything ? fox : could i talk to you alone for a second , whitney ? chad : alone ? why ? what are you keeping from us ? fox : what am i keeping from -- nothing . whitney : what did you want to talk about , fox ? fox : i just wanted you to know that i believe you and if you s the baby 's mine , then that 's good enough for me . whitney : well , then , that 's what i 'm telling you . the baby 's yours , and i do n't need some exam to tell me that . fox : ok . ok , we still need to , you know , find out if you and the baby are ok , right ? whitney : well , yeah , yeah . why do n't i call an ob - gyn first thing in the morning ? fox : yeah , ok , no , we 'll do that , but , you know , tonight why do n't you just let your mom run a few tests . whitney : i do n't want my mom touching me . fox , come on , you know how i feel about this . fox : no , i know , i know , i understand , but i think the sooner we can prove to chad and my mom that the baby 's mine , you know , they wo n't be so suspicious , they 'll let us move on . it 'll make our lives a lot easier , i promise . tabitha : oh . i have got to stop that turkey growing right now ! time was i could zap it myself , but -- oh . hey -- hey , come back here , you turkey ! oh , endora is incorrigible -- just like her mother . truth be told , i 'm so proud of her , my little witchling . but please , no more turkeys ! beth : oh , my gosh , they were so worn out . kay : yeah , well , thank goodness they finally went to sleep . luis : look . martin : what -- what the hell was that , tabitha ? tabitha : what was what ? luis : that bird . the thing look liked it was on steroids . tabitha : yes , steroids -- that must be it . this is positively the last time that i am ordering anything online . but this one looks pretty normal , does n't it ? so , who 's hungry ? huh ? luis : mama , why do n't you say a thanksgiving prayer ? [ endora cries ] paloma : is the baby all right ? she sounds like she 's in pain . tabitha : oh , just -- it 's just a little gas . tabitha 's voice : people praying always upsets my tummy , too , darling . pilar : thank you , heavenly father , for this bountiful feast . thank you for my children and my grandchildren and all the people that i love . especially i want to thank you for bringing my precious paloma home to us again . and thank you , father , for bringing my hus -- for bringing martin home safe and alive . for this and all our blessings , we thank you . amen . martin : amen . luis , why do n't you do the rving . luis : no , you do it . you 're so od at tearing things apart . sheridan : luis -- tabitha : hmm . is n't this nice , all of us together , like one big happy family . luis : mama , you all right ? pilar : yeah . this is the dinner i 've always prayed for -- my children and my grandchildren and your father , together at last . but it 's nothing like i thought it would be , nothing at all . fox : just let your mom do the exam . it 'll make our lives a whole lot easier . whitney 's voice : no , it won't . but if i refuse , fox will start to get suspicious . whitney : all right . fox : yeah ? ok , good . this is for the best , ok ? ivy : well , what have you decided ? whitney : i 'll have the exam tonight . ivy : good , good , then we 'll know exactly where we stand . chad : you 're doing the right thing , whitney . eve : so , honey , why do n't you just come here with me and -- it wo n't -- it wo n't ta long . ivy : this test will tell us the truth about how long whitney 's been pregnant , and -- and then we 'll know who the father is . fox : yeah , i already know the truth , mom . it 's my baby . ivy : right . ivy 's voice : do n't count on it , fox . i have a feeling whitney 's hiding something . and when the truth comes out , i 'm afraid you are the one who 's going to be hurt . [ knock on door ] orderly : dinner 's here . ethan : good timing . theresa : thank you . ethan : whoa . you ordered all this ? let me get this thing . looks like you got -- what is this ? what is this , thanksgiving dinner ? turkey , mashed potatoes , gravy -- the whole thing . what do you know . you got enough for two . how 's that ? theresa : i do n't know . ethan : yeah . are you sure about that ? theresa : look , we do n't have to send it back . you can stay and you can eat it , right ? we can celebrate thanksgiving dinner together -- you , me , and our baby . ethan : look , theresa , come on . i 've told you over and over again , do n't say `` our baby . `` you know it could very well be mine and gwen 's . theresa : it is ours , ethan . it 's fate -- ethan : do n't -- do n't say `` fate . `` do n't even say `` fate `` again . ok ? it does n't matter . it does n't matter , because you signed papers , the baby 's going to be mine and gwen 's no matter what . i mean , do you understand that ? theresa : uh - uh . and it 's our baby , yours and mine . it 's ours . whitney : ok , what are you doing ? eve : well , i 'm going to give you a blood test so that we can see that you 're pregnant . whitney : mom , i 'm pregnant . i took a home pregnancy test . it was positive . eve : yes , honey , but you could have made a mistake . whitney : i did n't make a mistake . i did it three times . i 'm pregnant . there 's no need for this . eve : you know , how could you be so careless ? did n't you use any birth control ? whitney : do you really think i want to hear that right now ? i mean , really . eve : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . ok , honey , you 're just going to feel a little prick . whitney : i 've changed my mind . eve : why ? what is it ? whitney : i 've changed my mind . there 's no reason for you to take the test . i 'm not going to do it . katherine : martin , you have sacrificed so much to be with me . i really think i need to go away by myself . you need to be with your children and your grandchildren . martin : no , my love . we both made the same sacrifices . now , once we leave , you 'll be separated from your children , too . hey , we 'll get through this together . katherine : hmm . katherine : he is a beautiful baby , is n't he ? sheridan : yes , he is . all these babies are so lucky to have their mothers . i wish i had mine when i was growing up . beth : so , mrs . wheeler . tell me something about yourself . martin : hey , is it my imagination or is that turkey getting even bigger ? tabitha : like you said , it must be steroids . martin : well , they must be super - fast - acting ones . tabitha : practically magical . oh , my devil -- it 's going to run right through the -- [ crash ] tabitha : kitchen door . simone : what was that crash ? tabitha : must have been my souffle falling . paloma : this is a very odd house , is n't it ? kay : you have no idea . beth : so , mrs . wheeler -- katherine : yes . beth : where did you say you were from ? katherine : harmony . beth : oh . ok . so you went to harmony high ? katherine : no , no , i went to boarding school . beth : oh , really ? which one ? katherine : the one that -- martin : you know what , beth ? i need to talk to ellen about something , you know , in private -- if you do n't mind . beth : oh , of course . katherine : excuse us . martin : you know , i do n't think it 's a good idea to tell anyone about your past . katherine : yeah . i was n't thinking . but , you know , ca n't lie to her . i told sheridan that i knew her mother . and besides , i think she seems like a nice enough girl without an ulterior motive . beth 's voice i 'm going to tear luis away from you , sheridan , with mrs . wheeler 's help . you just wait and see . ethan : theresa , listen to me . please get out of this fantasy thing . we are not getting back together . we 're just not . theresa : ok , let 's not talk about it anymore , ok ? what happens in the future is going to happen . can we just enjoy this fabulous thanksgiving dinner ? ethan : you know what ? yes , that 'd be a good idea , because i do n't want you getting worked up , i do n't want you getting stressed out . theresa : hey , i 'm perfectly calm . ok . now , see this ? this is pumpkin pie . this is your favorite . let 's have it right now . ethan : no , no , you can't . you have n't even started your dinner . you ca n't have the pie first . theresa : no , no , we 're going to do this dinner thing backwards . we 're going to have dessert first . here you go . ethan : no , no , no . i am eating this first . i can wait on the pie . theresa : no , you ca n't wait . no , no , no , no , listen -- i 'm pregnant , remember ? i could eat this entire plate and this plate before you can say `` pass the stuffing . `` [ theresa imitates train engine ] ethan : ok , ok . give me the pie . theresa : there you go . ethan : all right . theresa : very good . rebecca : we never should have left them alone in there . gwen : oh -- rebecca : you know what ? there is just no telling what she might try to pull to just draw him into her web . gwen : mother , we have only been gone for 20 minutes . how far into her web could he have gone ? rebecca : how far , indeed . tabitha : time to stir the pot . so , martin , how does it feel to be back in harmony ? you look pretty good for a dead man . [ tabitha laughs ] luis : yeah , we should be so lucky . sheridan : luis -- tabitha : well , that 's what everyone assumed , anyway -- that you were dead . i mean , it never occurred to anyone that martin fitzgerald , loyal husband , devoted father , would up and leave his adoring wife and five darling children . i mean -- and paloma was a baby in arms at the time , was n't she ? luis : yeah . well , that 's exactly what he did . sheridan : hey , why do n't we talk about something else ? tabitha : oh . well , of course . how insensitive of me . i do apologize , pilar . but you must have been absolutely devastated and humiliated when you found out that your husband was still alive all these years and married to someone else . sheridan : tabitha , please . tabitha : oh , yes . i 'm sorry . change the subject . oh . so , ellie , dear , how did you and martin meet ? did you know he was a married man ? pilar : of course she knew . but she did n't care . she 's a whore . paloma : do n't say that . kay : tabitha -- tabitha : oh . i 'm sorry . i do apologize . i 've been watching too many of those `` larry winger `` shows . all those mixed - up extended families and unwed mothers . of course , i should talk . i 'm an unwed mother myself . and i love my little endora , but she is quite a handful sometimes . i just ca n't imagine how stressful it must have been for you raising those five children alone after your husband ran off with another woman . martin : i did n't leave because of mrs . wheeler , tabitha . pilar : then why did you leave , martin ? luis : yeah , martin . see , that there -- that 's a gooquestion . why did you leave us ? martin : please , if you knew my reasons , you 'd understand . luis : no , i understand you 're nothing but a low - life bastard . katherine : luis , do n't call your father names . pilar : shut up . do n't talk to my son . sheridan : please , everybody , just stop this . martin : i do n't want to fight with you , son . luis : do n't call me son . fox : chad , just get the hell out of here , man . chad : do n't tell me what to do . fox : no , i will tell you what to do every time . ivy : ok , that 's enough ! enough ! and , you -- stop arguing with chad . nothing can be settled until we know whose baby whitney is carrying . fox : yeah , well , i already know it 's mine . ivy : well , i 'm not so convinced . look , whitney looked really scared , and she did n't want to have the exam . i think something is going on , fox . whitney : i 'm telling you , i do n't need a blood test . eve : all right , honey , why not ? whitney : well , i already told you , i know for a fact that i 'm pregnant . eve : well , yes , but you do n't know for sure who the baby 's father is , and this test will help determine that . whitney : i do n't need any blood tests . i do n't need any exam to tell me who the father of my baby is -- because i already know who the father is . and it is n't fox . eve : oh -- oh , no . whitney : it 's chad 's . my half brother 's the father of my baby . eve : oh , my god . whitney : are you happy now , mom ? because you kept your son a secret , my life is ruined , and so is the li of your future grandchild . beth : who is she , really ? well , i am going to find out the answers . then i 'm going to get luis . ivy : you created this mess by keeping your past a secret . and now your little secret is going to blow up in all of our faces . whitney : do n't touch me ! this is all your fault anyway .
tabitha 's thanksgiving from hell seems like just that most of the time . between rounds , her guests actually manage to eat , and the entertainment includes live turkeys running wild . one keeps growing and growing , thanks to endora . beth is determined to find out about mrs. wheeler and use that information to tear luis and sheridan apart . meanwhile , in the hospital , theresa manages to have thanksgiving dinner with ethan , much to rebecca and gwen 's consternation .
tabitha : ah ! oh ! oh , what the -- dickens ? tabitha : blasted beelzebub . it was worse than turkeys . you know who i saw in the bowl , do n't you ? endora : no . tabitha : the blonde one herself . a girl so good she can seal our fates by just hopping into the sack with miguel . oh bloody hell . charity is back in harmony . [ scene_break ] charity : there 's still no sign of kay or miguel . fox : damn . charity : maybe if i join the party , i can -- fox : i said no . at least not yet . see , if anybody saw that you were here , well , it would ruin the surprise . charity : i guess . fox : listen -- tell you what , i 've got another idea . and trust me , when kay and miguel see you , it will be well worth the wait -- a moment that none of us will ever forget . [ scene_break ] miguel : am i missing something here , kay ? kay : no -- no , not at all . you have my word . i will tell fox the wedding 's off . i 'll do it tonight . miguel : well , the sooner the better . for crying out loud , people are here celebrating a wedding that 's not even going to happen . kay : yeah , but that does n't make it easier , miguel . i mean , fox is so happy that he 's throwing me this shower , and now that i know he 's dying -- miguel : oh , come on , kay . you do n't want someone to spend their last few days of their life with a lie . kay : yeah , well , i 've tried to tell him the truth on several different occasions and he just keeps distracting me with something else . i think he knew what i was trying to tell him . miguel : he could n't . look , go on , take him aside , and do n't let him change the subject until you get it all out . i know it will be hard , but i guarantee that we 'll all feel better once he knows the truth -- that it 's me you love , not him . [ scene_break ] pilar : look at you -- you certainly do look like a man in love . luis : oh , man . so much for playing it cool , huh ? pilar : i 'm your mother . i can see right through cool . luis : yeah , ai n't that the truth . you have n't seen her , have you ? pilar : no , not yet . do you really think she 's coming to the wedding shower ? luis : well , she should be here . she is fox 's family , after all . i never thought i 'd fall in love again . but i have . as soon as i find her , i 'm going to tell her . [ scene_break ] { luis : sheridan 's the only woman -- the only woman that i would ever love . } fancy : i 'm a big girl , so why does it hurt so much to hear what i already knew anyway ? but did he have to tell me he loved me down in that cave shaft ? maybe he did n't . maybe i dreamt that and he 's never loved me . at least now i know he never will . [ scene_break ] noah : you know , paloma , you 've just been so great to jessica . i do n't think our family can thank you enough . paloma : oh , please . she 's one of my best friends . besides , anyone would have helped her in her condition . noah : i do n't think she would 've gone after kay like she did if she was n't high as a kite . paloma : well , you ca n't blame her for drinking . if i was married to spike , i 'd get drunk , too . noah : nevertheless , i think it 's great that she has someone like you in her life . paloma : it goes both ways . you know what ? you remind me of her . noah : of jessica ? paloma : uh - huh . noah : oh , thank you . i hope you mean the jessica of pre - spike days . paloma : of course i do . noah : good . coming from you , that means a lot . um , you know , i see an old friend . are you going to be here for a while ? paloma : mm - hmm , i 'm not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] whitney : jared ? jared : hey . whitney : oh , my god , you 're here . i thought you were leaving town . jared : oh , i 'm on my way out . i figured i 'd just stop in and wish fox and kay a lifetime of happiness or whatever it is you say at these shindigs . whitney : you do know that theresa 's here , right ? jared : tess ? no , i did n't . where is she ? whitney : i do n't know , i 'm not really sure , but she is here somewhere . [ scene_break ] theresa : i knew i should n't have come to your table . the cards are wrong . fortune teller : really ? theresa : yeah , they 're totally off base . i mean , ethan is the love of my life . being with him could never be a mistake . fortune teller : it is as you say . this ethan is the love of your life , but you will never be with him . theresa : great . thank you , i think i 've heard enough . fortune teller : oh , wait , wait , wait -- wait . i see another man in my cards for you . a man you are truly destined to be with , a man who is far better for you in the long run . theresa : right . fortune teller : interesting -- you already know him . you 've been in a relationship with him . he knows this other man , and he loves you nonetheless . theresa : it 's jared . fortune teller : hmm , but if you do n't act quickly , you will lose him . now that would be a tragedy -- to lose the one man who could give you happiness . [ scene_break ] pilar : i have to say i 'm very proud of you , and maybe even a little surprised . luis : for what ? oh , you mean for putting my feelings for sheridan behind me ? pilar : yes , i was n't really sure you could do that . luis : yeah , that makes two of us . well , that 's what sheridan wants , and i ca n't keep badgering her , now can i ? pilar : well , you 're right . life 's too short to chase all our dreams . besides , fancy is a very nice girl . luis : yeah . pilar : there 's a lot more to her than people give her credit for , too . luis : yeah , including me at first . pilar : oh , really ? what changed your mind ? luis : where do i start ? you know , i think for me , it all changed down in the mineshaft . most people would 've just given up and died , but not fancy . she kept fighting and -- well , that 's when i realized that i was in love with her . now i just have to find her and tell her before it 's too late . [ scene_break ] paloma : hey , you 're out of the hospital ! fancy : thank goodness . paloma : wow , talk about resilient . you 'd never know what you have been through -- physically , anyway . fancy : what do you mean ? paloma : well , you look beautiful as usual , but kind of sad . what 's wrong ? fancy : he 's your brother . do i have to spell it out for you ? paloma : oh , yeah , luis . i 'm sorry things are not working out . fancy : are you ? paloma : of course i am . just because i encouraged luis and sheridan to make things right between them does n't mean that i do n't care about you or your feelings . fancy : i 'm not blaming you , paloma . i 'm not even blaming luis . you ca n't lose someone you never had , right ? paloma : yeah . fancy : but i could swear he told me he loved me when we were down in the mineshaft , but i must have been wrong . i was so out of it , i probably hallucinated the whole thing . he loves one woman and her name does n't begin with an `` f. `` paloma : are you sure ? fancy : how 's this for sure ? i overheard him talking to ethan in the gym . he said he 'd never be with another woman but sheridan . paloma : well , maybe you did n't hear him right . fancy : oh , i heard him right , paloma . yeah . oh , perfect , just what i need -- another reminder of a relationship that did n't work out . why is it that every man i care for either cheats on me emotionally or physically ? what am i doing wrong ? paloma : noah swears up and down he never slept with maya . fancy : oh , yeah , and if you believe that , you are a lot more gullible than any rookie cop should be . excuse me . paloma : well , you may not think noah 's a good guy , but i do . i think he 's great . [ scene_break ] whitney : i really wish you would reconsider leaving . jared : why do i feel like we 've had this conversation before ? whitney : ok , i know . i know , you were going to leave harmony a long time ago , but i convinced you to stay . jared : yeah , you and a group of other people . but there 's nothing here for me now . it 's probably better i cut my losses and move on , you know ? whitney : well -- but you really do care about her , right ? do n't you ? jared : well , yeah , i mean there 's no point in hiding it . yeah , theresa 's the most incredible woman i 've ever met , but ... enough about us . is chad coming to the party ? i kind of want to say good - bye to him before i leave . whitney : yeah , um , i did leave a message for chad . i 'm not sure if he 's going to be here . you know , he did n't call me back , so -- jared : i 'm sure he 'd come if he could . he loves you and that little boy you two share . you know that . whitney : thanks . whitney : then why do i feel like he 's living a double life ? [ scene_break ] theresa : are you sure about this ? fortune teller : no one is forcing you to believe me . theresa : i want to believe . i do . but if i sound completely confused , it 's because i 've made a real mess of things with this other guy . fortune teller : which one , the love of your life ? theresa : well , yeah , actually , him , too . but no , the other one . i hurt him . i treated him badly , and as we speak , he 's headed out of town . fortune teller : the cards are never wrong . theresa : well , this time they are . fortune teller : tell the young distressed woman what she must do . tell her which path she must take to attain happiness . theresa : ok , all right , what are they telling you ? fortune teller : they 're very clear , very strong . you must heed their message . theresa : but i 'm -- fortune teller : fate is trying to guide you ! do n't ignore what it intends for you . fortune teller : now , the man that you are meant to be with -- he will have the other half of this coin , ah ? you find him , and you will find your happiness , hmm ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh ! oh , no . oh , tell me it is n't so , sweet pea . oh , tell me it is n't true . oh , tell me charity is n't back in harmony . tabitha : oh -- oh , my little witchling . you do n't know how serious this is . if charity is back in town , our days could be numbered -- really ! this could be the beginning of the end of the dark side ! [ scene_break ] fox : then you know what to do ? charity : i think so . fox : ah , great . trust me , when we see the look on kay and miguel 's faces , it 'll be well worth the wait . [ scene_break ] kay : look , i 'll talk to fox alone as soon as he comes back . miguel : you sure you want to do this alone ? i can help you . kay : no , no . it 's going to be bad on his male pride to hear that i 'm in love with you . gosh , having you standing there is just going to make it worse . miguel : ok . kay : ok . miguel : good luck . kay : thanks . i 'm going to need it . fox : hey , beautiful , what are you doing standing here in the corner ? this is our party . kay : actually , i was looking for you . fox : well , you found me . now come on , let 's go mingle . kay : then you 're feeling ok ? fox : yeah , i 've never felt better . you look a little off . kay : i 'm fine , except that i just really need to talk to you . fox : yeah , ok , we can talk , but let 's do it after the guests go home . kay : no , no , it ca n't wait , fox . i have to talk to you about this right now . [ scene_break ] theresa : ok , let me get this straight . you want me to sashay up to every guy that i meet and ask them to empty their pockets to show me this other half of the coin ? fortune teller : well , there 's no need for sarcasm . theresa : well , i 'm sorry , it 's just that i 'm kind of having a tough time buying this . fortune teller : nobody is twisting your arm . i just thought you might be interested in meeting the man who could bring you happiness . theresa : i am . so how am i supposed to find him ? fortune teller : tonight , you must go to a place that overlooks the water . theresa : ok , well , all of harmony is on the coast , so that could be anywhere . fortune teller : a place nearby with wooden railings . the man fate has chosen for you -- he 'll be there . theresa : that must be the wharf . fortune teller : perhaps . all i know is if you go , you will never regret it . after tonight , your life will never be the same , huh ? [ scene_break ] theresa : at first , i did n't pay any attention to the fortune teller . whitney : oh , please do n't tell me that she reeled you in . theresa : she was amazing , whitney , right on about some things . whitney : what did she say ? theresa : well , for starters , she said things about ethan and me that were totally true . i mean , if she was n't the real thing , how could she have known ? whitney : you gave her some real information and she made some pretty good educated guesses . that 's all . theresa : what if i told you that she told me that i should give up on ethan forever ? whitney : well that is new because usually fortune tellers tell you what you want to hear . theresa : exactly . well , she told me that we have no future together and that it was fate 's way of protecting me . whitney : really ? theresa : yeah , and then she also said there 's this other guy out there for me , whitney . and i already know him . whitney : jared ? theresa : well , that 's what i thought , too , at first , but i mean , it could n't be . i 've hurt him terribly , whitney . he 's already out of harmony . i 'm never going to see him again . whitney : about that , theresa -- theresa : and then -- wait , wait -- she also said this other amazing thing . ok , she gave me this half a coin , whitney , and she told me that the man i 'm destined to spend the rest of my life with is going to be at the wharf tonight with the other half of this coin . i think she meant the wharf . whitney : ok , and then you 're going to realize that your two half - coins fit together , you 're going to fall madly in love and run away together ? theresa : something like that ? whitney : huh . well , then what are you doing here ? go , go on to the wharf . theresa : oh , no . no , no , no . i 'm not going to do -- this is just dumb . it 's dumb , is n't it ? i mean , come on , i do n't even believe in this fate stuff anymore . i do n't want to go down there , i do n't want to get my hopes up and then have them dashed when nobody shows up . i 'm going to find a trash can . whitney : no , no , do n't do that . [ scene_break ] jared : no thanks . fortune teller : you sure ? i could tell you a few things more about yourself . jared : i know more about myself than i 'd already like to know . fortune teller : do n't be so quick to say no . i see you 're hurt , and i also see that you 're letting your pride prevent you from being with the woman you love . jared : that 's a lucky guess . fortune teller : not really . the cards do not guess , they just speak in their own fashion . hmm . fortune teller : you might want to reconsider your plan leaving harmony . jared : how 'd you know that ? fortune teller : i told you , it 's all right here . you should stick around . jared : i 'd like to . it 's a nice place , but -- there 's not really much left for me here except for things that did n't work out . fortune teller : all i know is you 're walking away when you should be staying . jared : trust me , there 's nothing left for me to stay for . fortune teller : i trust the cards -- they say there is . they say if you stay , you will be with the woman you love and you will find happiness with her . [ scene_break ] fancy : just what i needed , more rejection . luis : where is she going ? she must not have seen me . [ scene_break ] tabitha : i need to warn kay that charity 's back in town . oh , i thought i 'd seen the last of that little blondie . one roll in the hay for them , and our world will never be the same . tabitha : oh , well , this is a surprise . fancy : excuse me , i 'm sorry . tabitha : what can i do for you , dear ? fancy : i , um -- it 's just that there 's someone outside that i 'm not up to seeing right now . do you mind if i hide out in here for a few minutes ? i do n't want luis to find me . tabitha : no , i do n't mind at all . i ca n't imagine why any woman would want to hide from him . fancy : thanks , i owe you one . luis : whoa , excuse me , tabitha . hey , endora ! have you seen fancy crane around ? [ scene_break ] pilar : miguel ? mijo , i do n't think you should be here . this has got to be difficult for you to be at this wedding shower . miguel : oh , you do n't know the half of it . pilar : why ? what 's happened ? where 's kay ? miguel : right now , she 's with fox , most likely telling him that there is n't going to be a wedding because she 's in love with me and not him . pilar : oh , my god . and she 's telling him here , in the middle of their party ? miguel : i know -- i know it sounds bad , but waiting is only going to make things harder , mama . [ scene_break ] kay : look , this is urgent , fox . i would n't keep asking you if i could talk to you alone if it were n't . fox : well , it 's just the timing , kay , and we 've got a yard full of guests here that are here to celebrate with us . kay : yeah , but , see , that 's what this is about . this shower , the wedding , and -- whew -- and miguel . fox : miguel ? why did n't you say so , kay ? i know what this is all about . [ scene_break ] luis : fancy was just outside , and i thought i saw her head this way , so ... tabitha : oh , fancy , fancy , you mean that crane girl , the pretty blonde ? luis : that 's the one . tabitha : no , no , the only pretty blonde , blue - eyed girl here is miss endora . luis : yes , well , she is an angel . tabitha : well , no , luis , no , i have n't seen her , but if she shows up , i shall send her your way . luis : well , thank you . i 'd appreciate it . fancy : oh . thank you , thank you , miss lennox . i just could n't bear the ought of seeing him just now . tabitha : yeah , well , if you do n't mind my asking , why the hell not ? fancy : oh , it 's a long story . tabitha : oh , yes , are n't they all ? well , since i did you a favor , you owe me one . would you mind helping me with these appetizer trays ? fancy : sure , no problem . what are those ? tabitha : oh , these are my very own special creation . have n't you ever tasted ethnic food , dear ? fancy : oh , of course . i just did n't recognize it . tabitha : yeah , well that 's probably because it 's a specialty of the dark side . fancy : did you say something ? tabitha : oh , no . no , no , no , no , no . i 'll take the tray , and you bring endora for me , all right ? fancy : oh , i 'd like that . ooh -- hi , endora . oh , she is very cute . tabitha : yeah , well just do n't tell her that . fancy : i 'm sorry , were you talking to endora or me ? tabitha : forgive me , dear , i was talking to myself . something that comes with age . you 'll find out soon enough . fancy : yeah , i guess i will . god , she is really a doll . you know what ? she is the spitting image of me at her age . she looks exactly like my baby pictures . tabitha : ah , yes , second thoughts , dear . you take the tray and i 'll stay here with endora . fancy : oh , ok , whatever you say . bye . tabitha : you mind your p 's and q 's , young lady . we do n't want anyone to know that julian is your father . no one must find out that you 're half - crane , understand ? hmm ? [ scene_break ] fox : do n't look so surprised . i 'm pretty sharp when it comes to people around me . kay : then you know ? fox : about miguel ? yeah , kay , i 've known for a while . kay : oh , my gosh . fox : i 'd have to be pretty dense not to notice how worried you 've been about your daughter 's father . kay : what ? fox : i know that you 're worried about the effect our marriage is going to have on him , that he 's going to be left all alone . you 're sad that things did n't work out between him and siren . kay : um ... fox : you do n't need to worry about any of that . all right ? there 's charity . kay : charity ? fox : everybody knows that miguel never got over charity . i mean , that 's why he could n't get serious with siren even though she was -- she was really cute . guys , especially guys like miguel , they do n't just forget about the woman they love because she 's not around . kay : yeah , that may be true for some people , but miguel has actually made it pretty clear . fox : if you ask me , she still takes up a lot of room in miguel 's heart . the same way that you take up a lot of room in my heart . kay : fox , that 's what we need to talk about . fox : well , ifit 's so important to you , then fire away . kay : ok . fox : oh . kay : are you all right ? fox : um -- i 'm fine , i just -- i think i 'm trying to do too much at this party up today . if you do n't mind , i 'm just going to go inside and get some of my medicine . kay : wait , wait , your medicine ? fox : aspirin . just , uh , aspirin . fox : i 'll be back . kay : miguel does n't love charity . i asked him , and he swore to me he did n't . he 's over her . [ scene_break ] miguel : i should 've never left to look for charity . pilar : you were following your heart . you loved charity at the time . miguel : `` loved , `` as in past tense . you know , you would n't believe how insecure kay is about her . she keeps asking me what i would do if she were to come back to town . pilar : miguelito , you ca n't blame her . it hurt her very much when she lost you to her cousin . miguel : you know she made me promise that if she ever came back to town that i would n't leave her to be with charity ? pilar : can you make that promise ? miguel : mama , absolutely . i love kay . pilar : good . but just in case somehow charity comes back into your life , be vigilant , ok ? miguel : what do you mean ? pilar : well , i know that in your mind you love kay , but the heart can do strange things when old loves reappear . miguel : well , charity is not popping back into my life , so i do n't think we have anything to worry about . [ scene_break ] whitney : no , theresa , i think you should go . go to the wharf and find out if there 's someone there with the other half of that coin . theresa : why , whitney ? i mean , i 'd just be wasting my time . no one 's going to show up . whitney : how do you know ? how do you know if you do n't at least try ? theresa : and what if he 's not there ? whitney : well , what if he is ? theresa : you 're right . i 'm going to go down there , and i 'm going to look , because if i do n't , i 'll always wonder if i missed him . wish me luck . whitney : do n't i always ? [ scene_break ] theresa : i 've got to be out of my mind to believe that fortune teller . like the man that i 'm destined to be with is just going to pop up here . theresa : jared . jared : tess . jared : i thought you were at fox 's party for kay . theresa : i was . how 'd you know ? jared : whitney -- i saw her over there . theresa : i did n't see you . i thought you were already out of town . jared : well , i was on my way out despite the best efforts of your best friend . theresa : well , she did n't say anything to me . jared : so what are you doing here ? theresa : you would n't believe me if i told you . jared : that makes two of us . anyway , i left my letter of resignation on your secretary 's desk . theresa : i wish you were n't leaving . jared : do you ? theresa : yeah . but i understand . i 'm really sorry about -- jared : look , there 's no reason to apologize . you 're just being honest , right ? friends ? theresa : oh , my god . it 's you . [ scene_break ] luis : hey . fancy : oh ! luis : there you are . i 've been looking all over for you . [ scene_break ] kay : fox ? oh , hey . did you get something for your headache ? fox : yeah , actually , i did . i 'm feeling much better , so you know , we should get back to the party . kay : not until we talk , please . fox : oh , i almost forgot . kay : you better sit down . fox : wow , this sounds serious . kay : it is . it 's really serious , actually . it 's probably the hardest thing that i 've ever had to do . kay : if you do n't mind , fox and i are having a -- charity : hi , kay . kay : charity ? [ scene_break ] jared : is everything all right ? theresa : where did you get this ? jared : it 's kind of embarrassing , actually . theresa : no , i really need to know . jared : all right , well , since we 're not together anymore , i guess it does n't matter if you think i 'm a big jerk . theresa : no , i would n't think that , jared . jared : well , you might after i tell you where i got it . anyway , there was a fortune teller at fox and kay 's party . i do n't know if you saw her . theresa : i did . jared : well , she gave it to me , and she said that the woman i 'm destined to spend the rest of my life with would be here at this wharf with the other half of that coin . theresa : oh , my god . jared : yeah , i know , i 'm a big jerk . theresa : no . no , look . i 've got the other half . i mean , she told me the same thing . [ scene_break ] noah : hey , you hungry ? paloma : you got that for me ? noah : uh , yeah . it 's a little presumptuous , i know . paloma : no , not at all . [ scene_break ] whitney : you 're leaving already . fortune teller : nothing `` already `` about it . i 've done what i came for . whitney : i was just hoping maybe you could answer a couple of questions for me . fortune teller : are you sure you need to ask them ? whitney : what do you mean ? fortune teller : i 'd say you already know the answers to your questions , you just do n't like them . whitney : what are you talking about ? fortune teller : just be careful , dear . sometimes it 's best not to know . [ scene_break ] luis : i 've been looking all over for you . fancy : look , luis , it 's ok . i understand . luis : what ? fancy : what i thought you said to me down in the mineshaft never happened . and if it did , you were so out of it , you probably did n't know what you were saying . our lives were in jeopardy . it happens all the time -- at least in movies . it was the danger and it was the fear and i totally get that you 're still in love with sheridan . i know that she 'll always be the only woman for you and i know that we do n't have any chance for a future together luis : woman can you stop talking long enough for me to get this out ? fancy : well the last thing i want to be is one of those women who refuses to take a hint . luis : hello , can i say something here , cause -- ? fancy : no , you do n't have to sugarcoat it . i 'm a big girl , and i 'm just trying to make things easier by steering clear of you . luis : oh my god , you 're a motor mouth . who would 've ever thought that i would fall in love with a motor mouth ? fancy : well , the one thing i wo n't stand for is being called names . i -- what did -- what did you say ? luis : i said i love you . you 're maddening and you 're stubborn and god knows you 're a lot of work , but despite my best efforts , it 's a done deal . i love you . [ scene_break ] kay : no , no , no , it ca n't be . i do n't believe this . miguel : charity ? charity ? charity : hi , miguel . miguel : oh , my god , what are you doing here ? i searched everywhere for you . i went out of my mind trying to find you . oh , my god , i -- i missed you so much . charity : i missed you , too . miguel : i never thought i 'd see you again . god , i love you . i dream about you every day , every night . charity : do you really ? miguel : i love you . i 've always loved you , from the second i saw you . [ next_on ] whitney : rebecca told me that she saw you at that motel . luis : i want you so much . fancy : this is all happening so fast . jared : so i 'm leaving harmony for good .
kay and miguel still wanted to tell fox she is dumping him , but he kept them at bay most of the time . finally , kay managed to get him to listen , but as she started to explain , charity walked in . shocked as kay was to see her cousin , miguel was nothing but pleased as he told her he 's always loved her and never thought he 'd see her again .... unless it 's all fox 's dream . luis chased fancy around the party as she tried to duck him to keep from being hurt again , but once he found her , he told her he loves her . she did comment about how much endora looks like her when she was young while she hid out in tabby 's kitchen , tho .
gwen : oh . oh , god , thank god you 're here . did you get my message ? rebecca : honey , remind me to take my handcuffs with me when i leave . gwen : your handcuffs ? i do n't even want to know . rebecca : oh , and to answer your question , no , i did not get a message from you . oh , are you sick ? gwen : no , mother , i just love looking like this . of course i am sick . rebecca : i hope it 's not catchy , you know , because i am just about to leave on a perfectly romantic getaway . gwen : what ? since when ? mother , i have the flu . you ca n't leave now , you need to help me with jane . ethan is so busy with work . rebecca : oh , poo . you 're going to change your mind when you find out whom i am going away with . gwen : i really doubt it . rebecca : j.t . i am getting him out of harmony for good . then ethan will never know what we did , and theresa will go to her grave pining away for him . [ scene_break ] theresa : i ca n't believe it was you ... who had the other half to my coin . jared : yeah , i 'm surprised as you are . theresa : i was n't even going to show up here , but whitney convinced me that i could n't pass up the chance to maybe meet the man that i 'm supposed to spend the rest of my life with . i 'm glad i 'm here . and it was you . [ scene_break ] whitney : that fortune teller was wrong . i do n't have all the answers to my questions . i do n't know what she 's talking about . chad : hey , baby , there you are . i 've been looking all over for you . whitney : well , i 've been here . you know , you 're the one who was lost , right ? chad : well , i 'm sorry . i 'm here now and i 've been thinking . whitney : really ? about what ? chad : what else , baby , us . you know , seeing all this excitement for fox and kay , it made me realize , i do n't want to wait anymore . i want to get married right away . what do you think ? whitney : i think no . [ scene_break ] fancy : is this for real ? did you just say what i think you did ? luis : [ laughing ] yes , this is for real . i love you . i , luis lopez - fitzgerald , love you , miss fancy crane . fancy : wow . luis : let 's get out of here . fancy : where ? luis : somewhere we can be alone . fancy : what about fox and kay ? this is their pre - wedding party . luis : do n't worry . i 'm sure that they 're going to have a great time . besides , we 've already said good luck to the lucky bride and groom to be . ten to one , they wo n't even realize that we 're gone . i want to make love to you . fancy : that makes two of us . luis : yeah . [ scene_break ] simone : oh , hey , sheridan . how are you doing ? sheridan : i 'm good , simone , how are you ? simone : i 'm good . sheridan : actually , have you seen kay ? simone : you know , i was just looking for her myself . is that a wedding gift ? sheridan : no , this is for tabitha . i found it in the attic at the mansion . it 's actually a little weird . simone : well it sounds like it 's going to the right place . sheridan : yeah , that 's true . i 'm going to go see if i can find her . simone : ok . simone : sheridan , are you sure you 're ok ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , hades help us , my little demonette . if charity and miguel get any closer together , it will be the end . and not just for us , for the dark side , as well . [ scene_break ] fox : wow , and i thought we knew how to show affection for each other . i told you miguel was n't over his long - lost girlfriend . kay : charity ? she came back . fox : oh yeah , and what timing . from the looks of things , they might be having one of their own if she sticks around . i know those two have had their problems in the past , but from the looks of things i do n't see anything standing their way anymore . [ scene_break ] gwen : how are you going away with j.t . ? are you telling me he 's still here ? rebecca : no . ok , well no , i mean , he 's getting ready to leave , he is . he just has to tie up a few loose ends , but j.t . is on to this very lucrative deal that is going to make him millions , and he 's going to share it with me . gwen : mother , that 's insane . j.t . is one of the laziest bums i have ever met . are you trying to tell me he 's like blackmailing someone , is that it ? rebecca : well , not someone , actually . i think it 's quite a few people . and ok , if you do have to use that word , he does know a few dirty little secrets that people pay a whole lot of money so that he keeps them covered up . gwen : ok , how did he find out about all these little secrets ? rebecca : he 's a tabloid editor , all right ? he does have his sources . besides , he 's going to be a very rich man and that bodes very well for me . gwen : so he 's just going to give you a portion of his illicit proceeds for nothing ? rebecca : honey , i hardly call what i do for j.t . nothing . besides , he thinks i 'm very fetching . gwen : so he 's just going to be that generous with you just because you are sleeping with him ? oh , my god , mother , you 're in on the blackmailing thing with him . rebecca : would you stop using that word ? it 's actually a fair trade exchange -- dirty little secrets for cold hard cash . gwen : blackmail is a capital crime . i mean , you know that , right ? rebecca : only if you get caught , and he 's not going to let that happen . gwen : oh , god , who are your victims ? rebecca : you know , i have absolutely no idea . oh . hola . j.t . : hey , becky babe , it 's me . did you find that passport ? rebecca : well , i 'm still looking for it . you know , i thought for sure i knew where it was . j.t . : well , you better find it . we do n't have much time . rebecca : i 'm going to find it as soon as i say good - bye to gwen . you know , the poor thing has a terrible fever . j.t . : ok , well , hurry up and find the passport so we can ske - daddle . got ta run . rebecca : see you soon . [ scene_break ] chad : you 're still suspicious of me , are n't you ? whitney : should i be ? chad : you think i 've been cheating on you . i thought we were past this . whitney : yeah , i thought we were , too . look , there was -- there was this fortune teller that was here earlier and i just asked her a couple of -- chad : ok , stop . do n't tell me this has to do with some hired party entertainment reading a crystal ball . whitney : no , it was cards , ok ? tarot cards . chad : ok , tell me what she saw in the cards . whitney : chad , it 's not like i asked her for a reading , ok . she grabbed my hands , though , and she seemed to know what she was talking about . chad : whitney , just tell me what she told you . did she say i was cheating on you ? whitney : ok , now why are you getting mad at me , ok ? what , are you feeling guilty now that the fortune teller told me something that you want to hide ? is that what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] jared : this does n't change anything , theresa . theresa : what do you mean ? i mean , everything 's just falling into place . jared : no , things are more out of place than they 've ever been . [ scene_break ] luis : i want you so much . fancy : this is all happening so fast . luis : is it too fast ? fancy : no , no , no way . all i think about is making love to you . luis : yeah ? fancy : finally . luis : yeah , finally . fancy : here , you drive . [ scene_break ] simone : what 's wrong ? sheridan : nothing . i just had a flash out of the blue . i 'm fine , really . simone : ok , are you sure because you still look kind of shaky ? sheridan : you know what , i think i 'm gon na go to tabitha 's and sit down for a minute . simone : ok , you want me to walk with you ? sheridan : no , that 's not necessary . thank you . simone : i know i should n't pry , but does that flash that you just had have anything to do with luis and fancy ? sheridan : why would you think that ? simone : 'cause paloma kind of mentioned they might be getting together and -- sheridan : why would that have any bearing on the way i feel right now ? simone : i 'm sorry , i just meant that -- sheridan : i know what you meant , but luis and i are history , ok . lots of people have relationships that come to an end and they go on living happy and productive lives . simone : ok , i know . i 'm sorry -- sheridan : it 's not your fault , ok ? i just happened to have the same conversation with your mother that i 'm going to have with you . i 'm very happy with my husband and my son . i do n't have any time to worry about luis ' love life , or my niece , for that matter . simone : ok , like i said , i 'm sorry i asked . sheridan : by the way , i gave luis and fancy my blessing . see you later . simone : ok . sheridan : ok . simone : ok . simone : wow , she practically bit my head off . but i ca n't let her foul mood spoil the rest of my night . kay , where are you ? this is supposed to be the happiest night of your life . [ scene_break ] fox : wow , those two should get a room and we should go greet our guests . kay : right , yeah , you 're right . fox : but there was that thing that you wanted to tell me that was so urgent it could n't wait . kay : oh , that , yeah . it can wait . fox : you sure ? kay : yeah . fox : ok , come on , let 's go greet the guests . kay : you know , you go . i 'll be there in a second . fox : all right , whatever you say . i love you . kay : what is he doing ? i have to say something . he said he loved me . [ scene_break ] luis : wow . ok . fancy : just -- yeah . luis : there . fancy : under there . fancy : there , that 's better . luis : uh - huh . luis : ok , all right , where to ? fancy : right here . luis : what ? here ? i feel like a high school student after the football game . fancy : yeah , me , too . fancy : ok , this is n't getting the car started . luis : yeah , but it 's working wonders for me . [ scene_break ] tabitha : what is going on ? where are they ? why have n't we heard from our friends in the dark side ? oh , they know all right , endora . they know that death is looming on the horizon . it is definitely coming for someone here in harmony . tabitha : actually , it looks as if more than one person is going to die . oh , i thought i heard footsteps . no , no , it 's nothing . endora , we have to be extra vigilant that no one discovers we 're witches right now , because , i tell you , it would be a disaster . sheridan : what are you looking at in there ? tabitha : oh . [ scene_break ] chad : i thought you trusted me . whitney : yeah , i thought i did , too . chad : i wish you would . you know what ? maybe it 's all this jared and theresa stuff that 's got you doubting us . well , do n't . whitney , i love you with all my heart and soul . i want to spend the rest of my life with you . you still want that , do n't you ? whitney : i do , but -- chad : but what ? whitney : ok , there 's something else i need to ask you and it has nothing to do with what the fortune teller told me . chad : are you going to tell me what it is ? whitney : rebecca told me that she saw you at that motel . you know , in a room and you were naked , waiting for someone . [ scene_break ] theresa : what are you talking about ? we 're meant to be together . the fortune teller said that we were . jared : come on , tess . i 'm not gon na let some lame , faux gypsy tell me how to live the rest of my life . so we have halves of the same coin . what 's the big deal ? theresa : ok , so my being here , being the one with the other half to your coin , that means nothing to you ? jared : no , it means a lot to me , tess . every time i see you , it means something to me . theresa : then -- jared : well , it just has n't changed anything . we do n't have a future together . we are n't meant to spend the rest of our lives together any more now than we were earlier today . [ scene_break ] sheridan : you were so intent on that bowl that you did n't even hear me come in . what 's in there ? tabitha : nothing , dear . nothing at all . absolutely nothing . sheridan : what were you peering at in there ? tabitha : zap the pictures , pronto . sheridan : excuse me ? tabitha : just muttering to myself , dear , forgive me . tabitha : see for yourself , dear . sheridan : hmm , it 's just water . tabitha : yes , i was just giving endora a little lesson in ripples . sheridan : ripples ? tabitha : yes , you know , how water ripples when you move your hand through it . i was just telling endora that one little touch sends ripples out in all directions . just the way it is in life . sheridan : well , i never thought of it that way . tabitha : yes , well , you know how it is . just one decision can affect so many for so many years . sheridan : you 're right . tabitha : so , how are you then , sheridan ? huh ? sheridan : me ? i -- i 'm fine . you know , endora just gets prettier every day . tabitha : oh , i am so proud of my little demonette . sheridan : what did you call her ? tabitha : oh , that 's just a little nickname i have for her because her hair is so blonde . i call her my little lemon -- lemonette -- lemonette . sheridan : oh , that 's so cute . sheridan : she is absolutely darling . tabitha : we need that like a hole in the head . sheridan : excuse me ? tabitha : i 'm sorry , dear . i 'm thinking out loud again . i 'm afraid it 's something that comes with age . sheridan : i understand . well , you 're very lucky to have a daughter her age . tabitha : yes . well , all ages have their ups and downs . sheridan : yes . tabitha : would you like something to drink , dear ? sheridan : yes , if you do n't mind . tabitha : yeah , yeah . tabitha : there you are , dear . sheridan : where did that come from ? tabitha : well , i , uh , i made up a batch before the party . sheridan : how did i not notice that before ? tabitha : something wrong with the drink , dear ? sheridan : no . no , it 's delicious . it 's just -- i guess it 's just been a long day . tabitha : is that all ? sheridan : not really . have you ever , you know , seen people that are n't there ? i -- i mean , in your mind 's eye ? one minute you 're thinking of something entirely different and then , poof ! , all of the sudden they 're there , like they 're forcing themselves into your mind . tabitha : well , no . i -- i ca n't say i 've ever experienced anything quite like that . sheridan : i was afraid you would say that . tabitha : you know , maybe -- maybe there 's something troubling you , and -- and you 're trying to push it out of your mind . but the thought insists on coming . sheridan : no , no , that ca n't be , because my life is so good . i -- i -- it 's perfect , even . tabitha : is it , sheridan ? [ scene_break ] luis : oh , god ! ah . ah , cramp ! fancy : are you -- are you all right ? luis : yeah . fancy : ok . let me just -- let me put my leg over there . luis : yeah . fancy : oh , stick shift . luis : stick shift . that 's better . fancy : much . oh , my back . luis : you all right ? fancy : yeah . yeah , i think so . luis : i 'm sorry . fancy : it 's all right . it 's all right , it 's all right . luis : this is ridiculous ! fancy : it is so loud ! luis : got it . luis : come here . boy : mommy ? what are those people doing in that car ? luis : hey . [ scene_break ] fox : it worked like a charm , father . miguel went straight into charity 's arms . i do n't even think he noticed that kay was there watching . i would n't say i was proud . no . but it 's like you said , you do what you have to do . kay was dumping me for miguel , and i could n't hack that . now our wedding is going to go off just as we planned ... as long as kay does n't find out what i did , which she ca n't . not ever . simone : if kay finds out what , fox ? [ scene_break ] kay : i have to confront him . charity : oh , miguel . i did n't know how you 'd feel when you saw me again . i never expected this . miguel : why not ? i 'm so excited you 're back . you know how i felt before you left . i love you , charity . i 've always loved you -- only you . { kay : what about charity ? you know , what if she came back ? you left me once before to go be with her . i could n't go through that again . miguel : you have my word . if charity came back , it would n't make a difference . i 'd stay with you . } kay : it was a lie . everything you told me was a lie . [ scene_break ] boy : ice cream ? luis : uh , no . uh , thanks . we 're good . fancy : yeah , thanks anyway . maybe your mommy would like it . boy : ok . luis : your mommy ? fancy : what ? luis : thank god we were n't to the x - rated part yet . fancy : well , let 's get to it . luis : yeah . luis : god , this is ridiculous ! fancy : you shut it off -- right there ! luis : i know . it 's not working ! damn it ! all i want to do is make love to you . fancy : well , let 's just ignore it . luis : good idea . [ scene_break ] tabitha : are you sure you are all right , dear ? sheridan : yes , i -- i 'm fine . i just wish i had known my son at that age . but i had n't met chris or marty yet . tabitha : you -- you mean james , do n't you ? sheridan : right . right , of course , i -- i mean james . tabitha : you said marty . sheridan : you see , i 'm just all discombobulated tonight . tabitha : yes , well , of course . it 's understandable that you should use the name of your biological son . i mean , it must have been so terrible losing him . you 've been through such a lot , sheridan . sheridan : yes . a lot . sheridan : i bought that same ball for marty . tabitha : sheridan ? sheridan : yes ? tabitha : are you sure you 're all right , dear ? sheridan : i 'm fine . [ scene_break ] rebecca : honey , you know , you should stop fretting about me and worry about getting well . gwen : mother , how am i supposed to get well when you are talking about conspiring to commit blackmail with that sleaze ball ? rebecca : j.t . ? oh , honey , i like him and he 's so smart . he knows just how to use all his tabloid information to his advantage . gwen : blackmail by any other name is still blackmail . rebecca : oh , and , honey , you should see where he keeps all these dirty little secrets , all this information . it 's on this cute little computer thingy . i think they call it a thumb drive . you just stick it in the slot and then all the dirty little secrets come off on the screen . -- then -- if i could just get my hands on his thingy -- i mean the computer thingy , then i would n't be so in the dark about who it is we 're blackmailing . gwen : it 's probably best you do n't know everything . you know that saying , `` curiosity killed the cat . `` rebecca : phooey ! i never worry about that kind of nonsense . [ scene_break ] chad : rebecca told you what ? whitney : the night theresa and i came to meet j.t . at that motel , she said -- chad : you saw valerie in one of those rooms , whitney . not me . she saw you there , too . ok , just tell me who it is . [ scene_break ] theresa : jared , wait , please . jared : tess , look , i 'm sorry . you 're an incredible woman and i thought you were the one . theresa : but i -- i am the one jared : why ? because some fortune teller gave us halves to the same coin and some fairytale ending ? theresa : the things that she said . i mean , they were true . she said that the man i was destined to spend the rest of my life with has always been there for me . that 's you , jared . you 've never let me down . jared : well , i 'm sorry i ca n't say the same thing about you . look , i do n't want to hurt your feelings . maybe some other time , some other place , this would 've worked out . a man has to have his pride . theresa : but ethan is out of my life now . jared : i know he 's out of your life . but he 's not out of your heart , and he 's not out of your soul . i 'm just no good at playing second fiddle . jared : i want to be with you . but i ca n't do that to myself . so , i 'm leaving harmony , for good . and that 's that . jared : i did love you , tess . and i still do . maybe i 'm a fool for running away from the most incredible woman i have ever met in my life . but i ca n't be with you . theresa : just kiss me one last time . [ scene_break ] chad : come on , whitney . there 's no reason to get upset . whitney : chad , why would rebecca lie to me ? she -- she has nothing to gain . chad : because she 's -- she 's a nut case , whitney . who knows ? now look at me . look at me . i swear to you on all that is real and good , on miles himself , there is no other woman in my life . whitney : ok , please do n't swear on miles ' life . chad : i 'm telling the truth , whitney . you have to believe me . and you know what ? the fact that you do n't tells me you do n't want to marry me . and that -- that kills me , whitney . whitney : i 'm sorry . i do n't know what to think of this whole thing . chad : where does that leave us ? whitney : i do n't know . i -- i -- just give me some time , ok ? and i 'll let you know what i decide , all right ? chad : whitney . whit -- [ scene_break ] gwen : ethan , i promise you , i 'll be fine . my mother 's here . i 'm not -- i 'm not alone . i love you , too . rebecca : well , sounds like you two are getting along . gwen : yeah , we really are , thanks to j.t . not blowing my secret out of the water . rebecca : uh , yeah , and excuse me , but i see i have to remind you of this , but thanks to me and my influence on j.t . gwen : mother , i 'm very well aware of your influence on j.t . and believe me , i thank you . if you 're thinking of joining up with him , you know , you could go to jail . rebecca : honey , i am not going to go to jail . all i 'm doing is trying to recoup some of the money that we used as hush money . that 's all . i mean , do n't you want your mother to be a rich woman ? gwen : of course i do . i do not want you to go to jail . rebecca : then do n't be such a stick in the mud . and stop frowning . you 're going to need botox before your time . [ scene_break ] fox : i got ta run . i 'll call you back . fox : excuse me ? simone : what ca n't kay find out ? fox : do you always make it a habit of eavesdropping on people 's phone conversations ? simone : only when they 're talking about my friends . fox : well , if you must know , simone , i was making some last - minute arrangements for some surprises i 've made for kay on our honeymoon . simone : oh . oh , that 's great . fox : and you can not know . so do n't even ask . i want it to be a total surprise for kay . simone : oh , i 'm sure it will be . yeah , where is she , anyway ? fox : you know , i do n't -- i do n't know . she 's around here somewhere . i saw her a couple of minutes ago . simone : ok , well then , i 'll find her . see you later . fox : ok , see you . fox : whew . another bullet dodged . miguel may be breaking kay 's heart right now , but mine 's coming out of this intact . [ scene_break ] kay : simone , what am i going to do ? simone : what 's wrong ? kay : he said he loved me -- told me that he loves me , but he does n't . simone : what , fox ? do n't tell me he called off the wedding . kay : no , not fox . miguel . he does n't love me . he loves charity . [ scene_break ] j.t . : yes . i 'll tell . j.t . : yeah . j.t . : oh , oh , well , what do you know ? it 's always so nice to hear from an old source . what else do you have for me ? you have got to be kidding me . well , that one 's even more juicier than the last one . well , who would 've thought that such a modest little town would be full of people so incredibly immodest in their actions ? j.t . : wait a minute . sounds like there 's someone at the door . let me call you back . j.t . : oh , my god ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : i do understand , you know . after all , we are both mothers . i ca n't imagine the horror of losing a child . and -- and then you lost that second baby you were carrying . sheridan : i 'll never get over it , tabitha . not ever . even though i know i 'm so lucky to have james . so , you really were giving endora lessons -- oh , my god ! luis : what ? did you just giggle ? what ? fancy : i ca n't help it , luis . after all this time dreaming about what it would be like with you . i mean , the bucket seats and the horn , the car alarm , the little boy . i mean , what else can happen ? luis : you 're right . it is funny . fancy : well , maybe it 's a test . luis : well , if it 's a test , i want it to be perfect . it 's the first time we 're together . fancy : it will be no matter where we are . luis : not in your stupid car . fancy : no , really . it 's fine . luis : no . let 's go to the seaside inn . they have fireplaces . we 'll get some champagne . fancy : ok . ok , i 'd like that . luis : all right . fancy : oh ! wha -- what was that ? luis : it was the stick shift . we ca n't switch gears ! oh , boy . fancy : what are we gon na do ? luis : go to the closest place we can walk . my house ? fancy : oh , but -- luis : everyone 's here at the party . it should be empty . fancy : ok . ok , what are we waiting for ? [ next_on ] sheridan : luis does n't have anything to do with my life . not a damn thing ! pilar : promise me that you will never get involved with a crane . j.t . : oh , my god , rebecca !
fancy and luis , on love 's fast track , said they each love the other , then decided their first date should be in bed . unwilling to wait for the bed , they tried and failed to get the job done in her sports car . sheridan kept flashing on them kissing , and after walking into tabitha 's kitchen while she was watching the goings on in her water bowl , managed to catch a view herself , of the two lovebirds getting hot and heavy . she was not very happy about that . earlier , when simone remarked about her seeming upset that luis is moving on with her niece , sheridan verbally attacked her , leaving the girl wishing she 'd kept her mouth shut . kay and fox watched miguel 's never ending kiss with charity , and while fox enjoyed it , kay was angry . she realized miguel had been lying to her and he really does still love charity , not kay .
tabitha : look at all the chaos we 've caused , endora . sheridan : please , this is a family holiday ! tabitha : oh , mummy 's so proud of you . there 's nothing like the holidays to warm the heart and boil the blood . martin : do n't call her that ! luis : listen , not only are you a lowlife bastard , you 're a coward ! sneaking out on mama and us in the middle of the night , you did n't even have the courage to tell her that you were leaving us ! martin : luis , you do n't understand . luis : i do understand ! you 're down in mexico living the high life with -- with your mistress here , while mama was suffering , trying to take care of us , five kids , alone ! sheridan : all right , luis , please calm down . katherine : luis , please listen to sheridan . pilar : shut up . i told you , do not talk to my son , you whore ! paloma : no le digas asi ! she 's a good woman ! pilar : a good woman does not take a man away from his wife . a good woman would not allow him to abandon his family . paloma : then what does that make you , mama ? you abandoned me . [ marty cries ] beth : oh , please stop crying . it 's just -- it 's a fight like on the cartoons . you like that , remember ? marty : mama -- beth : i know , i know , i know . i have to concentrate . [ all yelling at once ] tabitha : i bet she has to concentrate . on learning all she can about mrs . wheeler , so she can use it to break up sheridan and luis . paloma : no , ella no es mi mama ! tu eres mi mama ! you are my mother ! she 's not ! simone : let me see her , kay . it 's ok . it 's ok . sheridan : luis , please ! just stop fighting , please ! tabitha : you 're enjoying this as much as mummy , are n't you , endora ? hmm ? kay : this is exactly what you wanted to happen , is n't it ? tabitha : absolutely . i have n't had so much fun since the great chicago fire . kay : everyone , please , stop ! it 's thanksgiving ! martin : look , son , you do n't understand ! tabitha : the thanksgiving from hell . fox : whitney 's not lying , mother . ivy : well , forgive me if i 'm just not convinced . fox : ok , look , if she says the baby 's mine , the baby 's mine . chad : well , if it is , you better do right by her . be there for her , support her . fox : yeah , of course i 'm going to be there for her , chad . i plan on marrying her . julian : what are you all doing here ? chad , you all right ? chad : yeah , i 'm fine . fox : yeah , i 'm good , too , father . thanks for asking . ivy : i assume you 're here to see eve . julian : yes . ivy : well , she 's a little busy right now , examining whitney . julian : what , is whitney ill ? ivy : no . pregnant . eve : no , it ca n't be . it 's not possible . whitney : oh , yes , it is . i 'm pregnant with my half brother 's baby , mom . eve : you and chad ? whitney : that 's right . chad 's the father of my baby , because you never bothered to tell me that you had a son with julian crane , because you never told me to be aware that if i met someone , there was a possibility that he could be my brother . no , no , no , because you were too busy with all your own damn lies . this is all your fault , mom . my life is ruined . and now , because of you , my child is going to be a freak ! singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life ( female announcer ) some things just are n't designedfor coverage . [ all yell at once ] martin : it is true ! luis : leave my mother out of -- martin : if you 'd just understand for one moment -- kay : everyone , please ! please , please stop fighting ! ok ? this is paloma 's first thanksgiving in harmony . it was supposed to be a special day . it was supposed to be about her . i mean , loving her is the one thing that you all have in common . but , you know , somehow you 've managed to turn this holiday dinner into world war iii . and you know what ? think of the children . luis , marty is your son . and , mr . fitzgerald , maria is -- she 's miguel 's daughter with me . she 's your grandchild . what kind of example are you setting for them ? is this the memory that you want them to have of thanksgiving ? [ marty cries ] luis : hey , hey . daddy 's right here . that 's right . here 's daddy . how you doing ? huh , son ? huh ? beth : good boy . martin : you know , maybe if -- maybe if i hold her -- pilar : no . i 'll hold her . she knows me . ven . ven , maria . ven con abuela . yes , grandma 's right here . and i 'll never leave you . it 's ok . grandma 's right here . yeah . yeah . yeah . katherine : are you all right ? martin : if i 'd have known that luis and pilar were going to be here , i never would have come . i know how much they hate me . katherine : oh , martin . martin : no , it 's all right . if i was in their shoes , i 'd probably feel the same way . that does n't make it hurt any less . katherine : no . i 'm just sorry for all the horrible things that they 've said about you . martin : and you , as well . i 'm sorry . katherine : i understand . pilar has a right to be angry with me . but to see that look of betrayal in sheridan 's eyes -- i 'm no longer the kind and caring mrs . wheeler . i 'm the whore who took luis ' father away . martin : do n't say that . it 's not true . katherine : well , she does n't know that . oh , i wish that i could tell her that i 'm her mother . if i could just tell her why all this happened -- that alistair was abusing me , you protected me , we were forced to leave -- maybe she would forgive me , she 'd accept me . i know she 'd accept me . martin : no , katherine , you ca n't tell her . ok ? you ca n't tell her . for once i agree with alistair . to luis , you 're nothing but that woman who stole his father , devastated pilar and his family . if sheridan took sides with you , she would be disloyal in his eyes and it could tear them apart . katherine : i ca n't let that happen . i will not ruin sheridan 's chances at happiness with luis . martin : as long as sheridan does n't know you 're her mother , their relationship will be safe . [ marty cries ] luis : marty it 's ok . it 's all right . it 's all right . beth , why is he crying so much ? is it -- is something wrong with him ? beth : no . oh , he just has these crying jags , you know ? and it takes him a while to come out of it . sometimes i have to hold him for 10 or 15 minutes like that . luis : oh . sheridan : can i hold him ? luis : yeah . sheridan : here , sweetie . yes . oh , there , there , swwet little -- [ marty squeals ] sheridan : yeah . here you go . luis : now , that 's amazing . sheridan , every time you hold him , he stops crying . what , do you guys have a connection or something ? marty : oh ! sheridan : oh . marty : oh ! [ phone rings ] beth : oh , excuse me . i got to take this . ahem . mother , it 's thanksgiving . quit bothering me . yeah , sheridan has seen the baby . well , i am sorry to burst your bubble , old woman , but nothing 's happened . no . sheridan 's way too distracted with everything going on to realize marty 's her baby . sheridan : yes , you are such a good boy , are n't you ? i do n't blame you and little maria for crying . no . beth : oh , yeah ? you know what ? sheridan is not going to find out the truth . first of all , she 's not going to be with luis that much longer , not after i find out the truth about mrs . wheeler 's past . mother , it has everything to do with it . there is a connection between her and sheridan . sheridan 's always sticking up for her . i do n't know why . i do n't even think sheridan knows why . but it makes luis really angry , which plays right into my plan to drive a wedge between luis and sheridan 's relationship . so luis is going to be mine . so stick another drumstick in your stupid mouth and leave me alone . well , i was able to get mrs . wheeler to divulge a few things about her past . she did mention earlier she was in harmony when sheridan was a baby . who is she , really ? how did she hook up with luis ' father , and why would she try to kill alistair crane ? well , i 'm going to find out the answers , and i 'm going to get luis . whitney : you know , if you would have just told me the truth , if you would have warned me you had an illegitimate son out there somewhere , maybe , just maybe chad and i never would have even gotten involved . eve : but , honey , there was n't any reason to warn you . the hospital said that the baby died . i did n't know until recently that he was alive and that he was chad . whitney : oh , i 'm supposed to believe that ? i mean , come on , mom . you 've got an excuse for everything . eve : god , i thought i was saving everybody pain . whitney : and all you did was cause it . mom , i 'm so sick of your lies . you want to know why ? because this right here is the result of it . i 'm pregnant with my brother 's child , mom . god , all your excuses and all your lies have ruined my life and chad 's , and now the life of your grandchild . pilar : tabitha , thank you so much for inviting us . tabitha : oh -- pilar : for trying to give us a lovely thanksgiving . tabitha : all it did was cause misery and heartache . oh , well . who knew ? pilar : thank you anyway . kay : oh , you knew . you deliberately set this whole thing up . tabitha : and you deliberately calmed everyone down with your little guilt speech , you party pooper . pilar : paloma , i 'm sorry about all the angry words that were spoken earlier . maybe you and i can go to the book cafe and grab a cup of coffee and just talk , the two of us . paloma : i do n't want any coffee or to talk . pilar : paloma , i 'm your mother and i love you . ca n't we just try to work this out , please ? paloma : mrs. wheeler has been more like a mother to me than you have ever been . pilar : paloma , no me diga eso , paloma ! sheridan : pilar , maybe tonight is n't the time to reach out to her . pilar : she hates me . sheridan : no , no , she doesn't . pilar : yes , she does . she thinks i 'm a horrible person . oh , god . to see that look of hate from your own daughter -- it 's like a knife in your heart . katherine : paloma , please go to your mother . make amends with her . speak to her , darling . she loves you very , very much . paloma : no . katherine : give her a chance . paloma : i will never make amends with her . tabitha : you -- you are n't leaving , are you ? martin : i think it 's best . katherine : thank you very much for inviting us . tabitha : oh , well , it 's our pleasure . is n't it , endora ? hmm ? martin : all right , then . katherine : oh , yes . kay : we 're going to take maria for a walk . simone : sometimes it helps her get to sleep . kay : yeah , you should come with us . we could all get some coffee or something . paloma : coffee ? yeah , i would love to have some coffee . but i need to get changed first . kay : ok . let 's go . luis : good night . tabitha : good night . sheridan : good night . beth : bye . luis : mama , come on . pilar : no , actually , you go on . i 'm going to stay and help tabitha clean . tabitha : no , no , you go . i can manage . pilar : tabitha , the place is a mess . please , it 's the least i can do . i want to stay and help . luis : mama , do n't you think you should go home and get some rest ? pilar : mijo , if i go back to the mansion , the only thing i will do is lie awake all night thinking about everything that happened . and besides , my little grandson needs to go home , do n't you ? marty : uh - oh . beth : uh - oh . pilar : you , please , please learn from my mistakes . you hold on to sheridan . do n't let her go . ok ? luis : all right . i love you . [ marty fusses ] pilar : good night , mijo . luis : good night . sheridan : i love you . beth : bye - bye . pilar : good night . tabitha : bye - bye . pilar : i 'll start by clearing up the table . tabitha : well , tonight was a great success , endora -- so much hatred and pain . and there 's more to come , much more . just wait until beth gets home and starts surfing the net for information on mrs . wheeler . all hell will break loose then . julian : chad , is it possible that you 're the father of whitney 's child ? chad : well , we were sleeping together , you know , before i found out i was her half brother . julian : yes . fox : ok , relax , father . whitney already said that i 'm the father . i have no reason to doubt her . the only reason that we 're here is because mother insisted that she come get an exam . julian : oh , so whitney 's sure that the baby is yours ? fox : she 's positive . ivy : whitney may be positive , but i 'm not . julian : well , what are you -- what are you talking about ? ivy : at first i thought she was being truthful . and then she became really agitated when i suggest she come here for an examination to see how far along she is . she 's hiding something , julian . why else would she become so upset about a simple examination ? julian : maybe she just did n't want to have it . ivy : oh , please , she 's a smart girl . her mother 's a doctor . she knows how vital a prenatal check is for an unborn child . julian : well , but if whitney told fox that he 's the father -- ivy : well , that 's just it , she did n't -- not until he found the pregnancy test in the garbage and asked her about it . i mean , if fox is the father , then why is she trying to hide it from him ? julian : well , i do n't know . but if fox is not the father , that means chad is , and he 's -- ivy : her half brother . not something whitney would want to admit , and a perfect reason to pass the baby off as fox 's , and i am not going to let that happen . julian : yeah , so fox is your only concern in all this , yes ? ivy : well , if not me , who ? you ? you 've disowned fox in favor of your bastard with eve . you could n't care less about him . julian : well , that 's not true . fox would n't be in this mess if he 'd listened to me and stayed away from whitney . ivy : you created this mess by keeping your past a secret , by not telling anyone you had a son with eve . and now your little secret is going to blow up in all of our faces . eve : well , honey , maybe the baby is n't chad 's . why do n't you just let me give you the test and then we 'll know the truth for sure . whitney : i already know the truth , mom . i know who i slept with and when . i 'm not a slut like you are . eve : god , whitney . whitney : you want to know what the kicker is ? do you want to know when i found out i was pregnant ? the exact same day i found out that chad is my brother . that 's why i know he 's the father , mom , because i was always faithful to him . i had never been with anyone else . you see , i loved chad , and what should have been the happiest day of my life turned out to be the absolute worst . eve : oh , god , and you 've been dealing with all of this alone all this time ? oh , baby , why did n't you come to me ? whitney : do you really have to ask me that question , mom ? eve : whitney , i 'm your mom . whitney : you know , after everything that 's happened , i do n't really feel like i have a mom anymore . eve : oh , baby . whitney : besides , you know , who am i really going to talk to about this ? i ca n't talk to simone about it . she 's too young . and besides , she 's deluded herself into believing that i stole chad away from her . it 's not like i can talk to daddy . i mean , he would go completely crazy . and theresa -- god , she 's got problems of her own with rebecca and gwen and -- and besides , i mean , how do you really tell somebody something like this , you know ? how do you tell someone that you 're pregnant with your brother 's child ? i -- eve : oh , my poor baby . whitney : do n't touch me ! this is all your fault anyway . 11 : 00 p.m . singer : you are my passion for life martin : luis and sheridan . come on , do n't let them see us . katherine : they look so happy . thank god i controlled myself tonight and did n't tell sheridan i 'm her mother . oh , it 's so hard , martin . martin : i know . but it 's for the best , hmm ? katherine : i know . it would tear them apart . she can never know who i am . beth : all right , mrs . wheeler . i 'm going to really find out who you are . julian : listen , eve and i had no idea our son was even alive until recently , much less that he was chad . ivy : well , it 's a mess all the same . julian : chad has to be a wreck thinking he fathered a child with his own sister . ivy : there you go , putting chad before fox . what about fox ? he truly loves whitney . if he finds out she 's been lying to him , it 's going to kill him . julian : well , let 's hope it 's not the case for everyone 's sake , but we 'll know this truth soon enough . ivy : oh , well , let 's hope so . julian : i 'm going to talk to chad . ivy : and again , putting chad before fox . he 's your son , too , julian . fox needs you , too . julian : chad needs me more right now . fox : well , what the hell ? at least he 's consistent , right ? i mean , he 's always putting someone ahead of me . it used to be ethan , and now it 's chad . julian : this must be a nightmare for you . chad : i loved her . still do . you know , we were planning our future together . i thought the day i found out she was pregnant would be the happiest day of my life . man , was i wrong . eve : whitney ? honey , if you know that the baby is chad 's , why are you telling everyone that it 's fox 's ? whitney : `` why `` ? what , do you think i want the whole world to know that my child is a product of incest ? i 'm doing everything i can to protect my child . why in the world would i want him or her to suffer ? i mean , growing up is hard enough without everyone in the world knowing that your parents are brother and sister . i mean , come on . eve : i understand that , honey . but , i mean , keeping it a secret ? lying to fox ? god , you already see what keeping secrets did for me with your father . whitney : yeah , but you know what ? i had to do something . i was going to start showing soon . i was going to end the pregnancy . you know , i even went to the clinic and everything . obviously , at least i did n't go through with it , but i came really close . but when i went on the internet , all the things i found out that could be wrong with my child -- oh , my god . i mean , you know exactly what i 'm talking about , right ? eve : yeah , but , baby , those things are not certain . and even if there are complications , you know , we can deal with them . whitney : `` complications . `` `` complications . `` complications are not having a date to the prom , mom , or having a run in your pantyhose at a job interview or something . this is far beyond complications . and that 's why i ca n't let anyone know that chad is the father of my baby . eve : and how can you do this to fox ? whitney : look , mom , fox loves me . he has for a long time , even when i was with chad . and i 've always had feelings for him , too , but i just pushed them away back then . and then when i found out i was pregnant and chad was my brother , it just made sense . and i do really care about fox . and he wants to be with me , and he 's going to be a wonderful father , so -- so i slept with him . i tried to pass the child off as his . eve : so , that was the time that we came upon you in the crane pool ? whitney : yeah . eve : oh , god . i was always wondering how you could have gotten involved with fox so soon after chad . whitney : yeah , well , now you know . eve : you know you ca n't do this , whitney . you ca n't do it to fox , you ca n't do it to the baby , and you ca n't do it to yourself . do n't start with the secrets and lies , honey . they always come out , and it always ends tragically . trust me , i know . whitney : well , that 's a chance i 'm willing to take . i 'm going to do everything i can to protect my child , and there 's nothing that you or anyone else can do to stop me . when he visits tuesday , will it be a lot of this ? or will they get down to this ? photo ops or down to business ? visit beginning tuesday , coverage starts tonight . on global national with kevin newman . chad : you know , if i am the father , well , i 'm going to be there for whitney and the baby for my whole life . julian : you -- you ca n't -- chad : no , i know . i mean , as friends , as co - parents . you know , i 'm going to make sure this baby has parents , you know , not like i did -- never having a real home , never feeling like i belonged . julian : chad , if i 'd have known that you were out there , i would have spent my last breath searching for you . chad : yeah , well , you know what ? all i care about is whitney and the child . and i 'm going to make damn sure this child grows up with the love and support of two parents . fox : you know what , chad ? that 's really not something that you should concern yourself with or worry about . the baby 's going to have a fine life , ok ? i 'm going to marry whitney . we 're going to have a life together . chad : yeah , but how long is that going to last ? i know you , fox . i give it six months , tops , and your eyes start wandering , along with the rest of you . fox : no , not this time . chad : well , i 'll believe it when i see it . fox : well , you 'll see it , chad . just remember your place . chad : my place ? what 's that supposed to mean , white boy ? fox : `` what 's that supposed to mean `` ? julian : wait , this is n't helping . fox : that 's supposed to mean that you 're her brother , you get it ? not her lover , so why do n't you just back off , huh ? chad : no , you back off ! eve : if that baby is chad 's , you can not pass it off as fox 's . whitney : who 's going to stop me ? eve : well , ivy , for one thing . she 's already suspicious . that 's why she wants me to examine you , to see how far along you are . whitney : well , those calculations are never exact . eve : then she 'll insist on a d.n.a . test . whitney : well , i wo n't take it ! eve : and that would be all that she needs to confirm that chad is really the father . whitney : look , i do n't care ! i 'll think of something . eve : does n't chad have a right to know ? does n't fox ? i know you hate me . i know that you blame all of this on me . but , baby , do n't cling to this lie because you 're angry about my past with julian . whitney : this is n't about you , mother . this is about me protecting my child and making sure that no one ever finds out that chad is the father . tabitha : this is the way we clean the house clean the house clean the house this is the way we clean the house when we ca n't use a magic spell pilar : tabitha , she is such a beautiful little girl . tabitha : oh , she is . thank you . pilar : she reminds me of when paloma was a baby . tabitha : oh , paloma was beautiful , too . pilar : yes , but so many other things have changed . oh , my goodness . time goes by so quickly . you think they 'll stay a little angel forever . but then you blink , and then they 're all grown up . you 'll see . before you know it , endora will be hanging out at the mall with her friends . you could grow apart . tabitha : oh , no . that 'll never happen . we 'll always be close . pilar : i hope so , because when a mother and a child grow apart , there 's nothing sadder in the world . jessica : hey , guys . how 's my favorite sweetie ? simone : hey , we 're going for some coffee . you want to come ? jessica : oh , sorry , i can't . i 'm off to meet some of my mark customers . what do you think ? paloma : ooh , gorgeous . did someone give you an early christmas present ? jessica : no . they 're from mark . they 're each less than $ 20 and come in several colors . simone : you smell nice , too . jessica : oh , thanks . that 's mark 's kiwi lotus bath spray . hey , i 've got to go . think of me and mark when you want to do some christmas shopping . bye , cutie . kay : there she goes , looking great and smelling pretty . but at least i have maria . aw . paloma : how do you do it , kay , being a single mom ? kay : sometimes i do n't know myself , especially when i 'm exhausted and reeking of mackerel from working two shifts at that cannery -- ugh -- just to make ends meet . simone : yeah , for the rest of maria 's life , whenever she smells fish , she 's going to think of mommy . kay : but no matter how bad it is , when i look into maria 's eyes , the love that i have for her just keeps me going . she 's had that power over me ever since i saw her in the delivery room . paloma : i guess my mother never felt that kind of love when she looked at me . that 's why it was so easy for her to send me away . luis : you know , everything that mama prayed for all these years came true and it destroyed her life . i guess that proves that you got to be careful what you pray for . sheridan : yeah . i used to pray that my mother , you know , was really alive and would come back to me . if my prayer were answered , i ca n't even imagine how it would destroy my life . katherine : what if , despite all our efforts , sheridan learns i 'm her mother ? martin : she won't . the only besides us who knows the truth is alistair , and he 'll never admit that you left him . as far as the world is concerned , you 're dead . there was a funeral . there was a grave . there is no way that sheridan will ever find out you 're her mother . beth : shoot . another dead end . who is this mrs . wheeler ? all right , i know she 's from harmony . i know she knew what sheridan looked like as a baby . and she tried to kill alistair . why ? there 's got to be some history here . i mean , how did she meet up with luis ' father ? unless they were having an affair and he ran away with her . maybe that 's why he left town . what if i do a search on martin fitzgerald 's disappearance ? ok , most people thought he was dead . nobody thought he would abandon his family . no body was found . accusations of embezzlement , of another woman ? whoa -- talk about coincidences . just when everyone was crazy about martin fitzgerald 's disappearance , sheridan 's mother , katherine crane , suddenly died . oh , my god . yeah . yeah , dq 's got great frozen cakes paloma : i 'm never getting married and i 'm never having children . that way there 's no chance i 'll do to them what my mother did to me . simone : well , i do n't want to do what my mother did either , but that 's no reason not to have children . it 's just a reason to learn from her mistakes . paloma : a mistake . yeah , that 's what it was . that 's why my mother never wanted me , because she already had four children . why would she want more ? and she could n't have an abortion because that 's against the church . so she did the next best thing . she sent me away . luis : you know , we 've always spent enough time dealing with the past . i think it 's time we start thinking about the future , about getting married , starting a family of our own . the sooner , the better . sheridan : i want that so much , luis . but , you know , i 'm still legally married to antonio . they never did find his body . luis : come on , sheridan , there 's -- come on , we both know that there 's no way that antonio could have survived that plane crash , all right ? now , as soon as we can have him declared dead , then we can get married . nothing can stop us from spending the rest of our lives together as man and wife . julian : you will stop treating your brother like this . fox : you 're taking his side again ? i should have known . julian : he 's in a very difficult position . fox : well , look at me ! you think i 'm not in a difficult position ? you know what ? forget it . forget it . i never got your support before . why should i expect to get it now ? julian : chad -- chad : not now , julian . ivy : stop choosing chad just because eve is his mother . fox is your son , too , even if his mother is evil little me ! julian : that is n't -- ivy : no , ok . i 'm sorry . let 's just -- it 's not worth fighting about . we did enough of that when we were married , and i regret that now because i took it out on the children you fathered . i ignored them . i gave all my love and attention to ethan because he was sam 's child , not yours . and that was wrong , julian . it was wrong , and i see you doing the same thing with chad . you love him more because eve is his mother . julian : no , it 's more than that . i have a lifetime to make up for with chad . ivy : well , maybe . but fox is your son , too . and he loves whitney , the way i love sam and the way you love eve . and if he finds out she is lying to him about this baby , it is going to break his heart . eve : you have to tell the truth , whitney . it 's the right thing to do . whitney : what do you know about the right thing , mom ? god , your whole life is a lie . eve : it 's not a lie that i love you and simone . whitney : yeah , right . eve : do n't you see that i am trying to protect you , honey , just the way that you tried to protect your child ? if you could just stop hating me for one moment and start thinking about your child 's future ! do n't you know if there are any complications , they will need to know the baby 's true parentage to be able to help it ? whitney : yeah , but you 're the one who said that there probably wo n't even be complications . so if there 's not , i 'm not going to have anything to worry about . eve : and what if there are ? whitney : look , i 'm going to protect my child for as long as i can . if you had n't lied to me my whole life , this never would have happened . you know , if fox had n't found that pregnancy test , i would have given this child up for adoption . but you did lie to me my whole life . and fox does know that i 'm pregnant . so i 'm going to do what i have to do . i 'm going to be the best mother i can be , mom . i 'm going to be everything that you weren't . eve : you have to tell the truth , whitney . whitney : oh , yeah , yeah ! let the whole world know i 'm pregnant with my half brother 's baby ? no ! i ca n't ! uh - uh . i won't . eve : if you do n't , then i will . tabitha : well , thank you for helping us clean up , pilar . pilar : oh , please , it was the least i can do . and remember what i said . love that little girl and never let her get away from you , because if you do , you may never get her back . tabitha : i 'll remember . tabitha : i actually feel quite sorry for her . what an odd feeling . well , i must n't let personal feelings get in the way of the job . and the job is to bring misery to the people of harmony . and we 're well on our way , little witchling , are n't we ? well on our way . kay : whatever your mother did or did n't do , you 'll change your mind about getting married and having kids once you meet the right guy and fall in love . paloma : no , i wo n't , because i 'm never going to fall in love . from what i can see , all it causes is heartache and pain . luis : well , you do want to get married , do n't you ? start a family ? sheridan : of course . you know , it 's just that i 'm scared to even think about it . you know , we 've come so close so many times , but something bad always happens to break us apart . luis : look , nothing 's going to happen this time . i promise . katherine : amazing , is n't it ? your son and my daughter . they do look happy , do n't they , martin ? martin : yeah , they do . come on . katherine : i so want them to be happy . and i think they will be , as long as sheridan never knows who i really am . martin : she won't . like i said , the entire world , except for me and you and alistair , thinks you 're dead . and none of us are going to tell . there 's no way that anyone will ever find out that you 're really katherine crane , sheridan 's mother . beth : come on , come on . what 's taking so long ? damn it . i thought i was on to something . this is the wrong mrs . wheeler . this one 's 82 years old . great . all right , well , i 'm not going to give up . i 'm going to find out who this mysterious mrs . wheeler is if it 's the last thing i do . julian : how long should this exam take ? ivy : eve should have been done by now . julian : if chad turns out to be the father , eve 's going to be devastated . ivy : so will fox , julian . but it 's better that we find out who the real father is sooner rather than later -- if not from whitney , then from eve . whitney : you 're going to tell them that chad 's the father ? eve : that 's the truth , is n't it ? whitney : yeah , but -- eve : chad and fox -- they need to know this . and if you wo n't tell them , then i will . theresa : did you just say that papa 's here in harmony ? paloma : did n't mama tell you ? beth : who is mrs . wheeler , and what is her real connection to sheridan ? alistair : sheridan and luis will never last , not as long as alistair crane is pulling the strings . sheridan : oh , luis . sada
the thanksgiving from hell finally ended and everyone went their own way . pilar stayed to help clean up and touched tabitha 's heart - for a second or two . then it was back to the business of causing misery for all . kay , simone , and paloma took maria to get some coffee , and paloma swore she would never fall in love , get married , or have kids . meanwhile , whitney confessed the truth of the parentage of her baby to her mother eve , who told her either she tells everyone else or mommy will .
fancy : oh . it 's getting late . i 've got to get to work . grampy will kill me . noah : all right . just do -- hey , hey . just one more kiss before you go . fancy : ha . i know you and your kisses . they start with your lips and then they magically move to your hands and the next thing you know , an hour 's gone by and we do n't know where our clothes are . noah : yeah , just one more . help me make it through till tonight . fancy : all right , but do n't say i did n't warn you . noah : mm - hmm . [ fancy giggles ] [ scene_break ] kay : and this little piggy had none , and this little piggy went `` wee , wee , wee `` all the way home . tabitha : i wish you would n't do that in front of endora , kay . last time , she conjured up five little piggies who went `` wee , wee `` all over my clean kitchen . mopping up that mess was n't a day at the beach , i can tell you . should n't you be leaving for work now , dear ? kay : well , fox said i could spend some time with maria this morning . tabitha : yes , well , i do n't think he meant all day . oh , well . what does it matter ? the spell of success is grinding away , so no matter what you do , your love with fox will be destroyed . kay : not a chance . our love is too strong , and you know what ? if your ratty old spell worked , it would have split us up by now . tabitha : let me see now . you 're here with your daughter playing when you should be at work , and fox went to the office bright and early to climb the ladder of success . my spell works in a very subtle way , kay . maybe you think it 's hunky - dory now , but that does n't mean that it 's going to stay that way . the dark side is very powerful , and it almost always gets what it wants . [ scene_break ] valerie : if we move up the delivery schedule by just three days -- fox : it decreases the construction costs in singapore by 2 % . huh . you 're brilliant , valerie . it 's like you 're inside my head . valerie : no . i am just very well trained . i know how an office should run , and i know what impresses your grandfather . fox : yeah . yeah , you really have executive potential . i 'm not sure kay would know how to do this . hmm . i guess her inexperience kind of shows sometimes , huh ? valerie 's voice : and when i 'm done with her , kay will be out on her derriere filing for unemployment and fox will be mine . [ scene_break ] jessica : why do you always pop up when i least expect it ? spike : well , it must be fate . jessica : paloma sent me a text message to meet her here . have you seen her ? spike : paloma ? no . maybe she blew you off . jessica : no . paloma 's my friend . she wo n't let me down . spike : you poor kid . every time you go back to your father 's house , someone is letting you down . i mean , are n't you supposed to be at some dumbass therapy session with your father right now ? jessica : wait . how do you know that ? spike : hey , look , i know a lot of things . and it looks like your father let you down again , too . [ scene_break ] ivy : sam , do n't tell me that theresa 's getting through to you , please . every word that drops from her mouth is poison . theresa : sam , you do n't have to let gwen do this . you can stop her from taking ethan off life - support . you can stop her from killing your son . sam , you missed so much time with ethan when he was growing up . how do you stand to lose him now ? sam : i ca n't , but -- theresa : then stop gwen from taking away your chance to spend a lifetime with ethan . please , just stop her . gwen : well , no one else is going to throw her out . i am . get out of here . theresa : no , no , gwen , stop ! sam : gwen , gwen ! theresa : let me go ! sam : stop . let her speak . [ scene_break ] [ maria mumbles ] simone : hi , tabitha . i hope you do n't mind my just dropping by . tabitha : oh , not at all . lately , my little home has become a regular grand central station . kay : you want some coffee ? simone : sure , thanks . so why are n't you at work ? kay : oh , well , my gorgeous , sexy boss told me that i could take part of the morning off to spend it with maria . oh , is n't he the best ? simone : yeah , well , it is n't your usual employer - employee relationship . kay : yeah , well , fox and i have an amazing relationship . it gets better and better every day . tabitha : i told her she should enjoy it while she can , simone . once fox hits the bigtime at work , she may never see him again . kay : hey , tabitha ? tabitha : oh . sorry . did i say something wrong ? no . well , blame it on those women 's magazines that i read while standing in line at the checkout . oh , yes , it seems that so many relationships fall apart when one partner becomes more successful than the other . now , girl meets boy , girl and boy fall in love , boy becomes obsessed with work , and girl grows old , weeping alone over the cold ashes of her dead , dead love . kay : well , luckily , i work with fox , so that 's never going to happen . simone : so the new job is going well ? kay : it 's perfect . tabitha : `` perfect `` ? what about the -- the teensy - weensy little worm in your apple you told me about ? simone : a worm ? kay : yeah . a computer worm , a virus . it got into the files of this project i 'm working on with fox and somehow spread throughout the worldwide crane network . tabitha : oh ! fox said it was an absolute disaster . kay : all right , tabitha . ok , yes , yes , it was a huge problem , and fox said it was my fault , but i swear i did n't mess up . i think i was sabotaged . simone : well , that sounds nasty . do you know who did it ? kay : no . at first , i thought it was ivy , because at the time , she was against me being with fox . simone : and now she is n't ? kay : well , that 's what she says . and anyway , she 's not a computer whiz . she would n't know the first thing about how to infect the files with a virus . simone : so if she did n't do it , then who did ? kay : i 'm not sure . [ scene_break ] valerie : it 's true kay has no experience with office work , fox , but cut her some slack . you promoted her straight from the packing line at the cannery to the executive suite . and you got to give her some time . fox : yeah . well , unfortunately , that 's one thing we do n't have here , is time . valerie : well , do n't be too hard on her . she is a good little worker . and now that you 've made her support systems manager , i 'm sure that 'll bolster her confidence . fox : yeah , i guess . valerie : she tries so hard . you should be proud of her . fox : oh , i am . i am proud of her , really . you know , i 'm just kind of worried . i 'm wondering if she 's still upset at me for reducing her work responsibilities , you know ? valerie : i 'm sure she understands why you had to do that . come on , fox . kay loves you . she wants what 's best for you . and after that awful screwup with the computer virus , well -- enough said . you 're lucky alistair did n't fire you , and kay knows that , too . she knows you have to protect your career , does n't she ? fox : yeah , yeah . it 's just , you know , she was kind of looking forward to having a career here as well , you know . valerie : and she will . as far as you downgrading her responsibilities , well , you had no choice . if something else happens , it wo n't only be bad for kay and her future here , it 'll be bad for you , too , shake her confidence . i 'm positive kay understands that . fox : yeah -- no . i 'm sure you 're right . you know , when you put it that way , it 's -- yeah . yeah . yeah . kay will understand , sure . valerie 's voice : what kay does n't understand is that i 'm going to move her out of this office and out of your life for good . [ scene_break ] jessica : do n't start on my dad , ok ? he 's got some awful problems right now . and my half brother ethan is in the hospital , hooked up to all sorts of machines in the i.c.u . he 's in a coma . right now my dad 's talking to ethan 's wife and ivy about -- well , removing him from life - support . spike : hey , baby , that 's a real bummer . jessica : yes . it is . spike : it just seems like -- just forget it . jessica : what ? spike : it 's none of my business . jessica : tell me . spike : i just ca n't help but notice that no matter what is going on in your life something 's always more important with your pops . i mean , like this woman -- what 's her name ? jessica : oh . ivy . spike : right . it 's like he spends more time with her than he does with you . jessica : she 's ethan 's mother . i mean , they 're both upset about ethan being in a coma . they need to be there for him . spike : baby , i get it . but all i 'm asking is , when is your dad going to be there for you , jess ? i 'm always there for you . i always put you first . so why ca n't he ? [ scene_break ] theresa : sam , you 'll help me fight gwen to keep ethan alive ? sam : i did n't say that . where 's jessica ? ivy : i do n't know . sam : jess ! gwen : go home , theresa . this is none of your business . theresa : no , i 'm not going to go home , not when you are so wrong on this . sam : she 's not in the kitchen . jessica ! jessica , honey , are you up there ? damn it . where did she go ? ivy : she probably just went to her session . sam : i was supposed to take her , ok ? we were supposed to go together . it meant a lot to her . ivy : but she knew we were in the middle of a discussion . theresa : a matter of life and death . sam : no answer . ivy : sam , she 's just in her session and she has her cell phone turned off . sam : ivy , i promised that i would take her , ok ? i knew how much it meant to her . ivy : she 's ok , sam . she will be . theresa : yeah , she 's ok because nobody is trying to kill her . gwen : stop saying that ! do n't you know how cruel that is ? theresa : not as cruel as you trying to kill your helpless husband . gwen : me ? me trying to kill him ? theresa , you did this . he 's in a coma because of you . i hate this . this is the hardest thing i will ever have to do . theresa : then do n't do it , gwen . you do n't have to . give ethan the chance to live . sam , you are ethan 's father . you have a legal standing in this . ivy : theresa , you know , your viciousness surprises even me . of course sam and i would love for ethan to walk out of the hospital , but that is not going to happen . sam : a little more time would n't hurt . ivy : sam , do n't listen to her . she 's bending the truth . that is not ethan in that bed . it 's not our son . it 's just his body lying there . sam : well , then it should n't matter if we take a little bit more time to think about this from all angles . gwen : i ca n't believe this . she is getting to you , is n't she ? you are like a constant drip of water on a rock , and you do n't stop until everything is gone . you selfish pig . you do n't care about anyone but yourself . you do n't care about ethan or what he wants and what he wrote in his living will . theresa : i know ethan would n't want us to give up on him , gwen , just because he is in a coma . gwen : he 's in an irreversible coma . how many times do i need to tell you ? and he would rather die than just lie there with no hope . theresa : there 's always hope if he 's kept alive . there is hope of a cure . gwen : yeah , maybe if you believe in miracles , but i do n't . theresa : you have to believe in miracles . that 's why you ca n't take him off life - support . ivy : how dare you stand here and talk about miracles when you are the one who stole my son . theresa : well , no one else will . i have to . i 've got to keep ethan alive . [ scene_break ] noah : what 's going in there ? sounds like world war iii . fancy : i 'll bet i know . gwen : theresa , go away . ivy : find a new town . find a new country . have n't you done enough to my family ? theresa : sam , please , you have got to help me . noah : you know , what 's with all the shouting down here , huh ? theresa : oh ! fancy : get out of here . after what you did to my brother , how dare you try to interfere . noah : fancy , calm down . fancy : ethan is gwen 's husband . damn you , theresa . you have no place in their lives . [ scene_break ] kay : and i will sit you down here . [ maria mumbles ] kay : you want some more coffee ? simone : oh , no , thanks . i should get going . kay : what ? you just got here . did you want to talk to me about something ? simone : well , yeah -- no , no . not really . kay : ok , whatever . i 've known you for too long . i can tell when something 's bothering you . simone : ok . it 's just that my life does n't have a whole lot of direction right now . kay : well , no one 's does . simone : well , that 's not true . you 're really busy with maria and your new job and with fox , and what do i do ? i do n't have a job or a relationship . i 'm worried about jessica . kay : jessica 's going to be fine . my dad got her away from that lowlife spike , did n't he ? simone : i guess so , for the moment . kay : what ? wait . is she going to go back to that jerk ? simone : i mean , i do n't know . it 's all really messed up and complicated , and , you know , whitney 's in a convent and my parents split up , just -- kay : so how 's your dad doing ? simone : i do n't actually know . he 's not speaking to me . kay : what ? why not ? what happened ? simone : you have n't heard ? kay : heard what ? simone : oh . i just figured with jessica and her big mouth -- kay : no , whatever it is with your dad , i 'm sure it 's going to work out . believe me , ever since i 've had maria , there 's two sides to the old parent- child relationship business . and look , i 'm sure whatever he did , he 'll calm down , he 'll be fine . he loves you . and you watch -- once you find the right man and you get married and you have babies , you will totally understand what it means to really love your child . simone : i 'm never going to meet a man and get married -- well , who knows ? maybe i 'll get married , but -- kay : hmm . well , one sort of goes with the other . tabitha : here it comes . simone 's about to drop the lesbo bomb again . simone : i 'm never going to get married to a man because i 'm gay . kay : gay ? simone : i 'm a lesbian . [ scene_break ] noah : fancy , look . attacking theresa is n't going to help anything , all right ? fancy : i do n't care ! our half brother is pretty much dead because of her . theresa : do n't you think i know that ? fancy : then what are you doing here ? theresa : i 'm here because i love ethan . fancy : right . you love ethan , so you marry my father , have his son , and then you marry my grandfather ? you love ethan so much that you poisoned him and put him in an irreversible coma . theresa : no , i did n't mean for that to happen . it was an accident . gwen : right . oh , by the way , did you know she was trying to poison alistair with the guacamole ? fancy : and that was n't the first time . i walked in on her trying to smother grandfather with a pillow before this `` accident `` with the guacamole . theresa 's nothing but a cold- [ scene_break ] spike : i mean it , babe . look , whatever i 've done , you 've got to admit that i 'm the one who keeps showing up for you . i 'm always there for you . jessica : hmm . so you can fill me with drugs and put me on the street . spike : maybe i have n't treated you the way you think you should be . jessica : yeah , you got that right . spike : maybe that 's because i never had a girl as nice as you before , jess . i 've never felt so drawn to anyone like i am with you . and what we had was so beautiful . i mean , honey , i felt it the first time we were together . i know you felt it , too . you still do , do n't you , babe ? jessica : i -- i 've got to go . spike : babe , who are you calling now ? jessica : i 'm text - messaging paloma to find out why she did n't show . spike : well , wait , wait , wait , wait a minute . [ cell phone beeps ] jessica : hey . why does your cell phone go off when i text - message paloma ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : there you go . oopsie . kay : this is unbelievable . simone : ok , i knew it . you hate me , just like my dad , just like jessica . you know what ? this is what i get for being honest . kay : ok , would you calm down ? you can not drop a bomb on me like that and expect me not to react to it . it 's a shock , yes , but i do n't hate you . simone : you do n't ? kay : no . why would you think that ? simone : oh , well , i just figured after the way jessica and my dad reacted , that you would -- kay : well , i 'm sure it was just a big shock to your dad . and as far as jessica goes , she 's not exactly the poster child for mental health lately . she 'll come around . i 'm just pissed you did n't tell me before . kay : oh , i 'm really sorry that i have n't been there for you . well , i 'll be there from now on , ok ? you can always count on me , ok ? simone : you have no idea how much that means to me . kay : hey , you 're my best friend . i love you -- well , not like that . tabitha : human friendship -- really rather revolting . [ scene_break ] valerie : what 's that ? fox : well , you know , kay is inexperienced , but i think you 're wrong about her computer skills . i mean , she 's actually very , very good , so , you know , i thought i 'd give her a crack at the graphics package for the singapore investors report . valerie 's voice : oh , no , no , that 's difficult work . if kay does a good job on that , it 'll bolster fox 's confidence in her . valerie : that 's nice of you . fox : no , no , it has nothing to do with being nice . i just need to find out how kay can best serve this project . valerie : fox , come here , quick . fox : what ? what ? what happened ? valerie : i do n't know . i just -- i tried to access the singapore project and it went crazy on me . fox : oh , god . it must be that damn virus . valerie : kay 's virus ? fox : yeah , yeah , yeah . we got to stop it before it ruins everything . great . [ scene_break ] theresa : this is n't about me . gwen : it 's always about you . theresa : ok , fine . yes , i accidentally poisoned ethan when i was trying to kill alistair . and , yes , when you walked into his bedroom that night , yes , i was trying to smother him . but you know what ? he deserved it . he is a monster . when he comes at me , he forces himself on me , and that is the only way that he likes it . gwen : well , you would n't have that problem if you would n't have married him in the first place . of course , you only married him so you could stay at the mansion so you could try and break apart my marriage to get your hands on jane . everything that you have suffered you have brought upon yourself . and now look what you 've done . ethan is in a coma because of your selfish insanity . theresa : do n't you think i feel horrible about that , gwen ? i would have given anything if i had eaten that poison instead of him . ivy : we all wish you had eaten that poison . theresa : but what 's done is done , and right now we need to focus on ethan 's future . ivy : what future , theresa ? my son has no future , thanks to you , and look at you just glossing over two attempted murders . please . she should be in prison ! sam : yes , legally , she should . but thanks to alistair , she 's free . now , everyone , let 's take a breath here . theresa , why are you here ? is there some difference in ethan 's condition that would convince gwen not to pull the plug on ethan ? theresa : no . gwen : no , of course not . as usual , she 's just here butting in where she 's not wanted . theresa : what i know comes from the heart . you can not let gwen kill your son . gwen : i am not the one who is killing him . you got to stop saying that right now . you killed him ! you put him here ! and how dare you come here ! what the hell are you doing talking to sam and ivy ? i am ethan 's wife . do you get that ? i am his wife . i , legally , am responsible for him . i have ethan 's living will , which he not only signed , theresa , he wrote it . he does not want to spend the rest of his life with machines keeping him alive . and i am done talking to you about this ! this discussion is over ! i know what ethan wants , and i know what i need to do . theresa : ethan stated in his living will , gwen , that he did n't want to be kept alive by machines if he was brain damaged . well , he is not , so i am here to file an injunction , gwen , to stop you from taking ethan off of life - support . noah : theresa , you ca n't do that . you 're not even family . theresa : you know what ? ivy and sam are family . now , maybe ivy wo n't help me , but sam will , wo n't you , sam ? you know the difference between right and wrong . now , we can file this injunction together and we can stop this madness . please . sam , please . help me save your son 's life . [ scene_break ] fox : well , i ca n't do any -- i ca n't even access the anti - viral scan . look at this . nothing 's working . the whole thing 's -- valerie : wait , let me try . i just thought of something . fox : there -- there it is . valerie , you 're amazing . so can the virus spread ? valerie 's voice : that ca n't happen because there is n't any virus . valerie : no , i logged off in time . there . it 's been totally eradicated . fox : yeah ? whew ! i mean to tell you , i almost had a heart attack there . well , thank god you were here . valerie : oh , anyone with decent computer skills would have fixed that problem . fox : i could n't . valerie : i 'm sure you would have figured it out in a minute . fox : yeah , i do n't know . i do n't know , valerie . not everyone could save the day like you just did . thank you . valerie : are you talking about poor kay again ? the girl works so hard . it 's not so hard she 's under qualified for her position . and she does n't even have an undergraduate degree . fox : well , neither do i , but -- valerie : but you have so much experience . and you 're a crane . business is in your genes . i think you need to be really kind to kay . why do n't you give her some time to learn the ropes ? in a few years , she could be invaluable to you . [ scene_break ] kay : so how bad is it with your dad ? what did he do when you told him you were a lesbian ? tabitha : did -- did i hear kay say you were a lesbian ? simone : that 's right , tabitha . tabitha : oh . imagine that . i would have thought with whitney 's tennis background , she 'd be the sapphic sister . well , how nice for you . simone : `` nice `` ? tabitha : well , yes . being gay is very fashionable these days . simone : tabitha , i did n't come out of the closet because i think it 's fashionable . tabitha : i mean , it seems every day i turn on the television , the whole world has gone gay , gay , gay . but you girls have a bit of catching up to do . it seems like the boys have all the best parts on the sitcoms and the like . but then , of course , they are very artistic and they have the most wonderful sense of humor . simone : tabitha , please do n't support stereotypes . tabitha : oh . oh , my apologies , simone . was n't that `` p.c. `` ? but you must admit , they have a great fashion sense . and their personal grooming -- kay : she 's hopeless . tabitha : am i to understand that your father has n't exactly jumped on the `` go , lesbians `` bandwagon ? simone : you got that right . he hates me . tabitha : oh . oh , that 's a pity . kay : i do n't understand that . i could never hate my daughter , no matter what . tabitha : listen , dear , i 'm never one to butt in where i 'm not wanted , but the lessons of life have told me that people only hate what they do n't understand . you have no idea what i have had to put up with -- the odd looks and the whispered remarks -- ever since i 've had my darling endora . you know , people think that a woman of my age has no right to bear children . kay : biology usually has something to do with it . tabitha : listen , simone , take it from someone who 's been around a good many years . do n't listen to your father . wash your hands of him . never speak to him again . simone : what ? he 's my father . i love him . kay : do n't listen to her . you 're wrong . ok , your dad is going to come around , i promise , and so is jessica . he just needs some time . he 's old school . but he 's still your dad , and he loves you . simone : you really think he 'll understand ? kay : absolutely . tabitha 's voice : the day t.c . russell accepts his daughter as a lesbian is the day fluffy becomes a vegetarian . gwen : look , she is lying . she can not file an injunction against me . my friend at the courthouse left me a message saying that judge reilly already refused to help her . she 's only here so she can manipulate you into doing it for her because you 're ethan 's parents . ivy : get out , theresa . get out now . it breaks my heart that gwen has got to do this . but it 's the right thing to do , and i will never help you . theresa : but you will , sam , wo n't you ? ivy : sam , please , do n't fall for anything theresa says . and please do n't give her hope because then she 'll never back off . sam : ivy , gwen , this is a complicated situation . theresa 's right about one thing . if gwen pulls the plug on ethan , then it 's final . what happens if there 's a cure in the future for ethan ? then it 'd be too late . ivy : sam , i want my little boy back , too . but he left gwen specific instructions . sam : i know . but ethan is my son . i just do n't know if i could let him go . [ scene_break ] jessica : spike , why did your phone go off when i sent a text message to paloma ? spike : just -- it 's a coincidence , i guess . jessica : i 've got to go . i 'm late for therapy . spike : oh , hey , honey , listen . ok , i do n't want you to be late , ok ? but i just want you to remember that i love you . i have always loved you , and i always will . [ scene_break ] kay : telling simone never to speak to her dad again was so mean . why are you always so negative ? tabitha : yoo - hoo -- i work for the dark side , remember ? sowing the seeds of pain and misery is my job . and unlike some people i could mention , i 'm on the clock . kay : yeah , well , keep your nasty opinions to yourself . tabitha : what , about dimwitted simone ? or about you and fox and the spell that 's going to destroy your love ? kay : both . tabitha : all right , mum 's the word , duckie . whether you like it or not , you and fox are through . [ scene_break ] valerie : what are you working on now ? fox : it 's this graphics project that i was going to assign to kay . valerie : i thought you wanted to give her a chance to work on something substantial . fox : yeah . yeah , i do . i just -- you know , i do n't want to overload her . valerie : just because she 's inexperienced in this sort of thing does n't mean she ca n't begin to understand it . oh , wow . that looks tough . fox : yeah . valerie : oh , she can handle that in a week or two . fox : i need it back today , so -- valerie : oh . well , what else do you have for her ? fox : well , you know , i could -- nothing comes to mind , really . valerie : well , she could always stuff envelopes . the machine that does it automatically is down . fox : you know , it 's kind of basic , though , is n't it ? valerie : being a mom is stressful already . kay might find it relaxing . valerie 's voice : girl , you are good . i 've got fox convinced kay is nothing but an incompetent . [ scene_break ] gwen : sam , please tell me you 're not siding with her . sam : i did n't say that . i just need a minute to think . ivy : what 's sam doing ? he must know that theresa 's dead wrong about this entire mess . god knows i do n't want to say goodbye to my son either , but -- sam : `` and then israel said to joseph , ' i never expected to see your face again . and now god has allowed me to see your children , too . ' `` sam : i ca n't believe i have a son getting married today . hell , i did n't even know you were my son until last year . ethan : we 've come a long way , have n't we ? sam : still , when i think about all the things that we missed out on together -- ethan : i know . i know . that 's one of the reasons i want to marry gwen -- so i 'll know my child , not miss out on time with him or her the way i did with you . sam : i missed out on ethan 's whole childhood . and i always thought that i 'd have the rest of my life to make up for it . now ? sam : theresa , i understand why you want to keep ethan alive , because that 's what i want , too . theresa : sam . thank you . thank god for you . [ scene_break ] spike : look , if i have treated you wrong , jess , i am sorry . but at least i 've always been there for you . unlike some -- your father , brothers , sister . they say they love you , but where are they when you need them ? are any of them here now ? jessica : no . spike : right . but i 'm here for you . and i 'll always be here for you , baby . i 'll never let you down . please come back to me , honey . come back to me . [ scene_break ] kay : well , you do n't need to rush off . simone : well , you know , you have things to do . so do i . kay : well , i 'm glad you told me about , you know -- simone : being a lesbian ? kay : yeah . simone : are you sure you 're ok with it ? kay : yeah , of course i 'm ok with it . i mean , i 'll be honest , it 's going to take me a little while to get used to it , but the most important thing is that you 're happy , ok , and that you know you can count on me for anything . simone : thanks . i love you . kay : i love you , too . kay and simone : not like that . kay : bye . oh , wow . the morning 's almost done . thank goodness fox did n't pressure me to get in to work today . ok . bye , sweetie . thanks for watching her for me , tabitha . tabitha : oh , i do n't mind . she 's a darling . kay : oh , yes , she is . she 's the perfect daughter . i have the perfect job , the perfect , delicious boyfriend . my life is just -- tabitha : perfect . kay : you got it . tabitha : oh , dear , oh , dear . i do n't think perfect is in the cards for our brave girl today . all she 's going to find at the office with fox is trouble , perfectly awful trouble . [ scene_break ] fox : hey , look , these computer graphics are n't that difficult . are they ? valerie : oh , just give kay a shot . she tries so hard . personally , i do n't know how she does it , leaving her daughter at home all day to work on a project worth billions , where even the smallest mistake could ruin the whole deal ? you have to admire her self - confidence . fox : you know what , valerie ? i 'm going to need you to handle this for me . ahem . i 'm sure kay could do it , but you know what ? i need it like yesterday , so if you could just -- valerie : of course . fox : and then , you know , when kay gets in -- it should be any time now -- we 'll just -- you know , have her stuff -- stuff envelopes , ok . valerie 's voice : poor kay . stuffing envelopes is about as low as you can go -- until i make fox throw you out of his life altogether . [ scene_break ] gwen : sam , you ca n't side with theresa . theresa : you 're doing the right thing . noah : dad , do you really mean this ? ivy : this is n't what ethan wanted . sam : wait , wait , wait , hold on a second here . theresa , you misunderstood . i understand why you want to stop the process , but you got to think past your own wants and needs . we all do . ethan left specific instructions as to what he wanted done in this situation . theresa : no -- no , sam -- sam : gwen , i know your heart is breaking . so is mine . so is ivy 's . god bless you . i support you . go ahead . carry out ethan 's wishes . take him off life- support . theresa : no . god , no . [ next_on ] aunt irma : you 're just like your mama , who 's nothing but a whore . get out of here . i do n't even want you in here . fancy : the only reason ethan is dying is because of you . sheridan : poor gwen . my god , poor ethan . woman : are you all right ? is there anything i can do ?
the race for ethan 's life continued today , with theresa battling gwen , fancy , and ivy for sam 's blessing and help in keeping his son alive . it almost looked like she 'd done it , against all odds , but in the end he sided with the blondes . noah seemed to straddle the issue , though ...... as kay is at home , playing with maria , fox is in his office with valerie , letting her poison his mind against his true love with words that almost sounded like praise for the woman . after she creates another computer emergency and magically fixes it right before his eyes , fox decides she 's invaluable , while kay is good for stuffing envelopes and not much more - at least not at the office . simone visits kay and finally lets her in on her `` secret `` , and she 's surprised at how easily her friend accepts it and supports her . kay even tells her that tc and jessica will eventually come to their senses , although tabitha realizes tc will never do that .
simone : i 'm so sorry . kay : how can he do this ? god . just today , miguel was urging me to tell fox that we loved each other . simone : and then charity shows up and they have sex ? kay : they 're not having sex , they 're making love . you should see the way that they 're looking at each other . oh , god . he 's forgotten i 'm even alive . simone : well , then you need to call him on this . you deserve an explanation , kay . miguel told you that he was done with charity forever , right ? well , then you have the right to know why he changed his mind . kay : yeah , why he 's breaking my heart . my god , i ca n't go through this again , i ca n't go through this again . i went through it for all those years , i 'm not gon na do it anymore . charity is miguel 's great love and i stood there watching through the window . i 'm not gon na do it anymore . if he wants to be with her , he can be with her . there 's nothing i can do about it now . [ scene_break ] jared : did i say you could stop ? jared : mm , better . you better get used to those kisses . there 's gon na be a lot more of them . theresa : i -- i just -- you know , i thought you said that you do n't want to , you know , play second fiddle to ethan . that you were going to leave harmony , and -- jared : yeah , i did say that . theresa : and then , what the fortune teller said , that we were made for each other . you said that they were just cheap carnival tricks . jared : forget about fortune tellers . i ca n't live without you , theresa . when chad and i were talking today , and he said he ca n't imagine a future without whitney in it , and something clicked . i ca n't imagine a future without you in it . ethan 's your past , and i 'm your future . and i 'm not gon na let anything stand in the way of me being with the woman i love . [ scene_break ] ethan : ethan , what the hell are you doing ? you 're breaking and entering is what you 're doing . and you could lose your license to practice law if you get caught . ethan : but there 's something not right about you , jared casey , and i 'm going to protect theresa from you . there has to be something in this office that proves that he 's not a straight shooter , and i 'm gon na be damned if i let theresa make the biggest mistake of her life and get involved with that guy . valerie : ethan winthrop , fancy meeting you here . [ scene_break ] luis : fancy , wait up ! where are you ? you got ta let me explain . fancy : explain ? i heard him with his mother . first he wants to make love to me , and then he stabs me in the back ? luis : fancy ? fancy , where did you go ? look , we got ta talk about this . sheridan : what did luis do ? and why did fancy run from pilar 's house like that ? eve : sheridan ? sheridan : eve . what are you doing here ? eve : well , i guess i could ask you the same thing . why are you following luis and fancy ? sheridan : i -- i 'm not . eve : that 's nonsense . you told me that you were over luis . now , if that 's so , then why are you spying on him ? sheridan : my , you 're awfully quick to jump to conclusions . i was n't following luis . eve : cut the bull , sheridan . i saw you with my own eyes . you lied to me . you said that you were n't in love with luis anymore . we need to talk about this . sheridan : do n't be ridiculous . eve : sheridan , i was your psychiatrist . sheridan : yeah , the operative word being `` was . `` now , should i need the attention of a psychiatrist , i 'll hire one . in fact , you know what ? this town could use a doctor who specializes in one field . you have heard the expression `` jack of all trades , master of none . `` eve : sheridan . sheridan : leave me alone . you do n't know what you 're talking about . eve : unfortunately , sheridan , i know exactly what i 'm talking about . [ scene_break ] luis : fancy ! fancy , would you please stop ? fancy : just leave me alone . luis : no , listen , listen to me , ok ? what i said to my mother , i did n't mean it . fancy : yeah , you did . you promised your mother you would never get involved with a crane ever again . that all cranes are evil . luis : well , she said that part . fancy : i 'm a crane , luis ! born and bred . luis : and i do n't mind . fancy : you do n't mind ? it 's not something to be ashamed of , i am proud of it . i thought you loved me , but you do n't . you do n't love me at all . [ scene_break ] simone : stop it , kay . you 've seen enough . kay : but i ca n't help it . that should be me . simone : do n't torture yourself . kay : he does n't love me . my god , they 're making love . kay 's voice : making love , wait . tabitha says bad things will happen when they make love . kay : she was n't kidding . simone : what ? kay : nothing . simone : just tell him off and get it over with . kay : i ca n't confront him right now , it 's too painful . god , you know what ? she won , she wins , and she always wins . and he can have her . he told me he loved me , he promised me , and i believed him . simone : kay , you ca n't let miguel walk all over you like this . for the sake of justice , you have to throw his promises in his face . it 's not fair , and even charity needs to know what a two - timing jerk he is . kay : i do n't want to hurt him . simone : hurt him ? he hurt you . kay , you were this close to calling off your wedding to fox , because mr. smiley -- mr. sincere told you that he loves you . come on , stand up for yourself . i know you . if you do n't call him on this , you are going to think about it for the rest of your life , and it is going to fester . he betrayed you , right here at your own bridal shower . kay : and right before the bridal shower , i betrayed fox with miguel in the living room . simone : kay bennett . kay : i know . if it was n't so painful , i 'd laugh . simone : you are a very strong woman . you always have been . so stop whining and get this off your chest . kay : all right . you 're right . i have to tell miguel what i think of him . [ scene_break ] theresa : you are some kisser . jared : i need more than a kiss , like , right now . theresa : oh , my god . you are so serious . on the wharf ? right now ? what -- what if somebody sees us ? jared : well , i 'm ok if you are . it could be exciting . theresa : god , you 've got to stop this now . jared : i know where we can go . theresa : wait , where are we going to go ? jared : do n't ask so many questions , woman . we 've got better things to do . [ scene_break ] valerie : ethan , what are you doing in jared 's office ? you do n't work at crane . ethan : valerie , you must be working late , too , huh ? valerie : i always do . ethan : i was looking for theresa i was hoping she was working late , too . valerie : theresa ? are you in here ? funny , one would think if you were looking for theresa you would look in her office . ethan : i did . she was n't in there . valerie : then why did n't you ask me where she is ? ethan : you ? valerie : yeah , i am her assistant . ethan : yes , yes you are . i -- valerie , i could n't find you either . valerie : you are lying through your teeth . i 've been at my desk in front of theresa 's office all evening , and i have n't seen you . i 'm calling crane security and the police . you , my friend , are about to be arrested . [ scene_break ] kay : wait , what am i supposed to say ? simone : exactly what you said to me . the man is a bum . kay : right . simone : now what ? kay : shh , i ca n't hear . charity : you 're incredible . miguel : with you , maybe . charity : stop . miguel : i love making love to you . why did we wait so long ? charity : miguel ? earlier , you said to me that you loved me , that i was the only girl in the world for you . how can you be so sure ? miguel : i 'm sure . charity : we 've been apart for so long . i know how hard it must have been for you that i ran away like that . miguel : i thought i would die . and then i decided i could n't live without you . i followed you all over the world . charity : i know . and when i realized that you were close , i gave you the slip . how could you forgive me for that ? miguel : forgive you ? i must have been the one that drove you away . charity : and here we are . come together as if we 've never been apart . miguel : that was easy . i love you . and if you 're looking for forgiveness , you have it . what happened in the past happened in the past . charity : miguel , we need the past . i do n't want to forget a moment of it , at least the parts with you . that 's why i had to come back . i had to see if you still had feelings for me after what i did to you . i realized that i -- i made a mistake turning my back on you . miguel : we 'll never make that mistake again . we 'll be together forever and ever . [ scene_break ] luis : would you let me explain why i said what i said to my mother ? fancy : i heard you , luis , every word . luis : i know , but it 's not what you think . fancy , when i promised not to have anything more to do with the cranes , i was just trying to calm my mother down . i did n't mean that i was n't going to see you anymore . fancy : but you said -- luis : i know what i said , ok ? it 's not what i meant . not to see you anymore , are you kidding me ? everything that means anything to me is wrapped up in you . [ scene_break ] valerie : do n't you dare do that again . you do n't belong here , ethan . i do n't know what this is -- burglary , trespassing -- but i 'll leave it to crane security and the police to sort it out . ethan : valerie , listen , please , this is to protect theresa . valerie : what is that supposed to mean ? ethan : there 's something not right about him . there 's something off . valerie : as far as i know , mr. casey has been efficient and responsible . ethan : ugh . valerie : he 's never late , never sick . he is the model employee , and the best thing is , he is making this company millions of dollars . jared casey is just about perfect . yeah , security , this is valerie davis calling from mr. casey 's office . ethan : let me ask you something . do you trust perfect ? because i do n't . valerie : hold on . what ? ethan : valerie , who 's perfect , huh ? you work harder around here than anybody else , and yet you even have your weak spots , right ? valerie : oh , gee , thanks . ethan : what i mean is , jared works like a machine , ok ? it 's not right . no one works like a machine . valerie : hold on , i 'm still here . why should i listen to you ? ethan : because think of it this way . it 's your job to make sure that theresa succeeds professionally in every way , right ? well , what if i 'm right about him ? what if he 's a plant from another corporation ? valerie : you think he 's a corporate spy ? ethan : maybe . maybe he 's just using theresa , but do n't you want to protect her from any outsider ? valerie : you 're the outsider . ethan : valerie , just -- valerie : i said hold on . ethan : valerie , listen , listen . i have it in my gut about this guy . something is fishy and something is not right . you can make that call , you can get me arrested , but i 'll tell you this -- if it turns out that he 's exposed as a criminal that i think he is and theresa finds out that you could have helped me catch him sooner , what do you think is going to happen ? valerie : i could lose my job . ethan : yeah , yeah . or any chance of landing another one . valerie : never mind , i made a mistake . there 's nothing to report . ethan : thank you . valerie : ok , ethan , i will help you . but let 's get one thing straight -- if we get caught , i am hanging you out to dry . [ scene_break ] theresa : what -- why are you stopping ? where are we gon na , like , make love ? jared : down there on the beach . theresa : : oh . i do n't think that 's a really good idea . jared : why ? you do n't want to make love to me now . do n't tell me , it 's ethan , is n't it ? you would rather be with him right now . jared : i ca n't believe this . why do i even bother ? i 'll always come in second to ethan with you . but why i 'll never know . the man ca n't make up his damn mind . why you will spend your whole life and waste it on some small town hamlet when you got me throwing myself at your feet . theresa : you through ? jared : yeah , i 'm through . oh , and excuse me for believing those beautiful things you said to me earlier . theresa : jared . jared , i have n't changed my mind . i want to be with you . jared : oh . theresa : yes , `` oh . `` jared : well , i 'm sorry . i guess i -- i kind of jumped to conclusions . theresa : it 's ok . i know you have the right after everything i put you through . nobody really deserves an on - again , off - again romance . jared : well , as long as we 're on - again , maybe we can keep it on - again permanently . oh , i need to make love to you , woman , right now . jared : you all right ? theresa : yeah , i 'm perfect . it 's , um -- jared : what ? theresa : i 'm cold . jared : that 's all right , i 'll warm you up soon enough . theresa : no , i 'm really cold . and i just think it 's going to be even worse down there on the beach . jared : well , i just thought it would be romantic to make love on the beach . theresa : i do , too , i totally do , but christmas is a month away , and you 're not feeling the breeze coming off the water ? jared : yeah , i guess it 's a little breezy . theresa : it 's coming straight from iceland . jared : all right . theresa : i -- i want to make love to you . i just think that it would be nice to make love in front of a fire in a nice , comfortable hotel room . jared : you are high maintenance , baby . theresa : well , you did n't know what you were getting yourself into . jared : well , i 'm sorry about the seasons , i kind of forgot . i just always wondered how it would be to make love on the beach , you know ? theresa : ok , you got yourself a date . anytime after memorial day . jared : [ laughing ] all right . tell you what , i will call the harmony inn , get us a room , and make sure they have a fire burning when we get there . [ scene_break ] simone : get away from there . if you watch that , it will drive you crazy . kay : he said he loved me . he said he wanted to be with me , he said he wanted to be a family with me and maria . simone : i 'm so sorry . who knew miguel could be such a lying bastard ? kay : i have to get out of here . simone : oh , no , no , no . no , you do n't . no way am i gon na let miguel get away with this . charity : simone ? simone : charity standish . what a nice surprise . miguel : simone , what are you doing here ? simone : i 'm sticking up for my best friend . charity : ah ! [ scene_break ] eve : come on , honey , it 's time to go . let 's let them have their privacy . sheridan : you ca n't take a hint , can you ? back off ! [ scene_break ] fancy : i still ca n't believe pilar thinks my whole family is evil . that means she thinks i 'm evil . luis : no , she does n't . no , she does n't , really . in fact , you know , she was one of the people that encouraged me to go out with you . fancy : really ? luis : yeah , really . she 's just looking out for me . i 'll talk to her . i 'll bet you she 's going to be embarrassed that she even included you when she lost her temper . you just promise me you wo n't say anything next time you see her , ok ? she does n't want to see me get hurt . fancy : i 'm not my aunt sheridan , luis . luis : i -- i know that . that 's why i love you so much . look , i loved sheridan very much . but it 's over now . she 's my past . you are my future . fancy : do you really mean that ? luis : yes . i love you . fancy : i want to believe you so much , but whenever you 're with aunt sheridan i always feel like i 'm fading into the background . luis : well , not anymore . not anymore . all right , what do i have to do to make you believe me ? whatever it takes , all right ? whatever it takes , i 'll do it , ok ? anything . come on . fancy : swear to me , luis . swear to me your relationship with my aunt sheridan is finished forever . fancy : why wo n't you answer me , luis ? say it . swear you 're done with my aunt . [ scene_break ] sheridan : he ca n't say it . he ca n't . eve : sheridan . please , honey , let 's go . this is wrong . sheridan : no . this has nothing to do with you . get out of here . you 're not my shrink anymore . eve : yes , but i am your friend and i do n't want to see you hurting yourself or luis or fancy . sheridan : i 'm not . eve : well , then , why are you doing this to yourself , honey ? you ca n't go back and get back the past back . no one can . and trying to just leads to bitterness , or worse . it could lead to ugly manipulations , like your family is famous for . look at you , honey , you 're already lying . sheridan : do n't be absurd . eve : you told me that you were happy with chris and james , and that is a lie . sheridan : it was not . eve : then why are you following fancy and luis around ? i do n't have to be a psychiatrist to see that you are in pain , honey , and you are in pain because you are still in love with luis . [ scene_break ] fancy : you ca n't say it , can you ? fancy : good - bye , luis . luis : yes , i can . i can say it . i love you . sheridan and i are completely over . you 're the only one that i love . fancy : luis , i love you . [ scene_break ] miguel : [ choking ] charity : simone , stop it ! leave him alone ! simone : welcome home , charity . your boyfriend here has to pay for hurting my friend . kay : simone , stop it ! stop it ! simone : but he deserves it . he needs to pay for hurting my friend . kay : simone . simone ! simone -- ow , stop it , you 're hurting my arm ! simone : what ? oh , kay , i 'm so sorry . i 'm just so angry that miguel could be so cruel to you . kay : you learn something new every day . simone : well , you ca n't let this pass . either you talk to him or i do , but either way miguel is not going to get away with this . miguel : kay . charity : what about kay ? kay : listen , they 're talking about me . miguel : oh my god , kay . charity : miguel , is something wrong ? miguel : yes , there is . we -- we ca n't -- god . we have to talk about kay . right now . kay : he remembers me . simone : yeah , after he has sex with another woman . kay : shh . he remembers his love for me . oh , thank god it 's not too late . [ scene_break ] valerie : what are you doing ? ethan : searching his computer . have you found anything ? valerie : it would be a lot easier if i knew what i was looking for . there is nothing here but crane files , every project jared 's been working on . ethan : yeah , well there 's got to be something , because i know that guy is a schemer . valerie : well , you would n't know looking at this . do you have any idea the percentage of his salary jared donates to charity ? ethan : alright , whatever . it 's all part of his perfect little facade that he has to maintain . valerie : wow , you 've got it bad . ethan : i 'm telling -- valerie , something 's wrong with the guy , all right ? i just know it . valerie : all right , ethan , enough is enough . where is this coming from ? ethan : what -- what do you mean ? valerie : this hostility toward jared . everything in his office just proves that he 's a terrific guy . ethan : that just means that he has built a very good cover , all right ? he 's had to have slipped somewhere . it 's in here . i know it . valerie : ethan , listen to yourself . you know what i think ? you 're jealous . ethan : [ laughing ] what ? valerie : you still love theresa , and even though you have a wife of your own , the mere thought of another man in her life just absolutely kills you . ethan : valerie , that is absurd , ok ? valerie : oh , just admit it , would you ? why do n't you do everyone a favor -- divorce gwen and marry theresa so we can all get back to work . [ scene_break ] theresa : that 's good . jared : oh . theresa : oh -- quickly . mm - hmm . [ panting ] ok . jared : oh , you are so beautiful . theresa : hey , we 've got much better things to do than talking . sit down . jared : you 're so hot . theresa : it 's just gon na get hotter . [ scene_break ] kay : everything is going to be fine . he remembers he loves me . simone : are you out of your mind ? kay : shh . miguel : there 's something we need to talk about , charity . miguel : with this bridal shower -- charity : yeah , i hope she 's very happy with fox . miguel : that 's just it . she was about to call it off because -- charity , i was going to marry kay . we decided to be a real family with maria . charity : where are my clothes ? miguel : no , no , wait -- charity : my god , miguel . miguel : you do n't understand , you do n't understand . i ca n't marry kay now , not after knowing you still love me . i was only trying to do the right thing . kay is the mother of my child , and maria deserves to grow up with her daddy , but i ca n't ignore what my heart 's telling me . you 're the love of my life . you 're the only woman in my heart . i love you , i always will . [ scene_break ] eve : sheridan ? do you know who you look like right now ? your father . sheridan : fascinating . eve : no , honey , you do n't want to be anything like alistair . look , i heard luis . i know that you 're hurting , honey . so yourself a favor , ok ? you just walk away . do n't you do anything to try to come between luis and fancy . sheridan : i hope my father is looking up from hell at this very moment , because the idea of eve russell doling out advice to anyone , let alone a crane , would most amuse him . eve : sheridan . sheridan : your life is a train wreck , and you have the gall to give me advice . you know nothing about love . you attempted to keep this perfect facade of a marriage for all these years , but your lurid past of drugs and deviant sex with my brother finally caught up with you . and instead of facing the music , you ran back to julian 's arms for him to protect you and cover you with diamonds , i might add . eve : i never took anything from julian . sheridan : my brother 's not stupid . he knew that you were using him , so he threw you out . eve : no , i broke up with him . sheridan : yeah , then you turned tail and ran back to poor t.c . lucky for you , he 's had a stroke , so he ca n't throw you out . eve : sheridan , please do n't lash out at me . sheridan : and i almost forgot -- the latest scuttlebutt about the town 's number one doctor is just most delicious . you helped ivy destroy grace bennett 's life to keep your own past a secret , but all those secrets came out anyway . and you , harmony 's biggest bitch , try to give me advice . well , dr. russell , try to remember what it says in the bible -- `` physician , heal thyself . `` [ scene_break ] jared : oh , i can not get enough of you . theresa : whoa , whoa , gosh ! we better calm down , we 're going to end up in the emergency room . jared : we might end up in icu . theresa : wait -- mm - hmm . um , wait , hold on a second . something 's on fire . jared : well , that 's me , baby . theresa : no , i 'm serious . do you smell smoke ? jared : whoa ! theresa : [ screaming ] theresa : here -- take it , take it . theresa : jared ! jared : i got it , i got it . i got it , i got it . theresa : all done , wow . i think we could have just died . jared : [ laughing ] yeah , it 's really not funny . theresa : oh , yuck . what do you think happened ? jared : i think we were maybe a little careless with our clothes getting undressed . theresa : ouch . jared : [ laughing ] but you 're ok , right ? theresa : i 'm fine , yeah . um , so what do you think about the bill , huh ? the fire damage ? jared : yeah , you think they 're gon na notice ? theresa : hmm . i think so . what a night . it 's too cold at the beach . jared : and it 's too hot in the hotel room . we need a place to go where it 's just right . theresa : well , anywhere we 're together is just right . jared : you 're beautiful . no matter what you 're wearing . theresa : you 're not so bad yourself . [ scene_break ] ethan : look , valerie , why do n't you keep your comments about my wife to yourself , ok ? valerie : that 's the problem . your wife is n't in the picture . it 's you and theresa , everyone knows that . ethan : i am not here tonight because of what i feel for theresa . valerie : you mean your love for theresa . ethan : all right , all right , yes . i 'm not denying that i love her , valerie , ok ? but that 's my problem , and it 's also something private . i 'm here tonight to protect her , because every single time i see that sincere look on jared 's face , i wan na barf , all right ? there 's something twisted with the guy . i do n't know how i know , i just know . come on , he comes out of nowhere , and somehow he talks himself into the number two spot here at crane ? come on . valerie : jealous ? he 's perfectly qualified . ethan : that 's fine , all right ? but that 's not the point . he 's going to hurt theresa . i 'm not going to let it happen . she happens to be my daughter 's biological mother and even if i had no feelings for her whatsoever , for that reason alone i would still protect her . valerie : well , we 're washed out tonight . can we go ? i 've had my fill of espionage for one night , and if we get caught , i 'll get fired . ethan : just a few more minutes , the search is almost done . valerie : what , what is it ? ethan : well , look at this . i knew jared was n't on the up and up , and now i can prove it . valerie : oh , come on . ethan : valerie , it 's right here . that guy is a fraud . [ scene_break ] kay : i ca n't stand this . i think i 'm going to be sick . simone : well , stop watching . kick the door in , tear his hair out . he deserves it . kay : i ca n't do that . i do n't have the strength . miguel : so many mistakes , so much time lost . charity : we can make up for that . miguel : we can leave harmony . we 'll find a place of our own , somewhere where we can just live out our lives . charity : raise our children -- miguel : lots and lots of children . charity : oh , miguel . i was such a fool . why did i ever leave you ? kay : i 'm nothing to him . just some stupid girl he got pregnant . simone : honey . kay : why did this have to happen ? oh , god , how could he do this to me ? simone : i 'm so sorry , i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] valerie : and look at that . ethan : mm - hmm . valerie : oh , my god . i never would have believed this about him . ethan : we got ta show this to theresa right away before she makes a mistake with jared that she 's gon na regret for the rest of her lfie . [ scene_break ] theresa : oh , jared . [ scene_break ] luis : you warm enough ? fancy : trust you to break a romantic moment . luis : hey , i 'm just concerned about you , ok ? fancy : well , do n't be . if i have you , i have everything . i 'll be safe forever . do you hear sleigh bells ? luis : no , why ? fancy : i do . santa just gave us an early christmas present . luis : really ? fancy : our future . luis : aww . [ giggling ] [ scene_break ] eve : sheridan , honey , i do n't think you 're quite yourself . i 've never heard you say anything like that before . sheridan : stay out of my way , and you 'll never have to hear the truth again . eve : sweetheart , come with me , please . let 's just go somewhere and talk . sheridan : there 's just no getting through to you , is there ? let me spell it out for you . i 'm sheridan crane . i do n't take advice from heartless bitches . i do n't take or need advice from anyone . i know exactly what i have to do . and if anyone tries to stop me , i 'll take care of them , too . got it ? eve 's voice : my god . she sounds like alistair come back to life . alistair 's daughter . if sheridan 's becoming a true crane , then luis and fancy are in some terrible danger . [ next_on ] theresa : i am in love with jared , and i 'm gon na stay with him no matter what you have to say . ethan : we have to talk right now . grace : i am going to make you suffer just like i suffered , you bitch !
sheridan was very upset at seeing fancy and luis making out while she looked into tabitha 's water bowl . tabby had endora zap the images away , leaving sheridan feeling as if she 's losing her mind . she remembered to give tabby the painting she 'd brought with her , which was a portrait of tabby herself during the pilgrim era . she remembered that it used to be inscribed with her curse of the crane family . luis and fancy made it to his house and stripped down , beginning to make love on the living room sofa . however , pilar chose that moment to come home . fancy dressed and ran out while luis pretended to be asleep , causing pilar to chastise him for it . she ended up warning him to stay away from all cranes , and made him promise he would . fancy , who was snooping as usual instead of leaving , heard his promise and ran out , crying . sheridan , who had walked over to his house , saw fancy run out , then luis running out after her , and her curiosity was piqued .
pilar : dios mijo . donde esta mi hija ? nurse : excuse me ? pilar : my daughter , theresa lopez - fitzgerald ? i understand she was brought here tonight . nurse : yes , she was . she 's stabilized now . pilar : how 's the baby ? she 's pregnant , you know . nurse : so i understand . the baby is holding her own , as well . pilar : oh , thank god for that . and where is she ? i need to be with her . nurse : just one thing first -- as well as your daughter 's doing right now , she ca n't tolerate any upset whatsoever . it could bring on serious complications for her and the baby . pilar : i understand . i 'll be careful not to upset my daughter . nurse : good . she 's in that room over there . pilar : thank you . oh , my god . i can not tell theresa that her father has returned and has been posing as mr . wheeler . and i certainly ca n't tell her that he 's been living with a woman all these years , his so - called wife ? that will certainly kill her and the baby . oh , god . pilar : hey . theresa : hello , mama . pilar : i 'm here , mija . theresa : i 'm glad you 're here . pilar : why did n't you tell me ? why did n't you call me ? i had to find out from others . theresa : well , mama , i -- i did n't want you to worry . and see ? i 'm fine . we 're fine . pilar : oh , thank god for that . theresa : i guess i made a mess out of thanksgiving dinner , did n't i ? pilar : no , of course not . theresa : where 'd you go ? pilar : well , that 's an interesting story . we were invited by tabitha lenox . theresa : really ? pilar : mm - hmm . theresa : so how was that ? was that -- was that weird or -- who was there ? i want to hear everything . beth : is this all there is on mrs . wheeler ? i can find out more information on precious . it 's almost like this woman did n't exist until she came to harmony . but i know she 's the key to getting luis away from sheridan . so how do i find out more about her ? wait a minute , that 's it . i know why i ca n't find anything out on mrs . wheeler . katherine : i think we should go before we run into luis and sheridan . martin : ok . paloma : papa , tia . martin : oh , hi , sweetheart . paloma : i did n't expect to see you again tonight . martin : you know , we just went for a walk . paloma : oh . katherine : where are your friends ? we thought you went out with kay and simone . paloma : yeah , but the baby got tired and kay took her back to tabitha 's . simone went with her . i 'm on my way to see theresa at the hospital . martin : wait , wait -- what do you mean ? what 's wrong with your sister ? why is she in the hospital ? paloma : you did n't hear ? martin : no . you know , nobody tells me much about my children these days . paloma : well , something happened with her pregnancy . a friend of kay 's that works in the hospital called saying theresa was brought into the emergency room a couple of hours ago . katherine : dear lord . paloma : oh , but she 's stabilized now . they just want to keep her overnight as a safety precaution . martin : well , that 's a relief . paloma : mm - hmm . martin : sweetheart ? i was wondering if you might do something for me . paloma : anything , papa . martin : try to make peace with your mother . paloma : oh , no , no . i have nothing to say to her . she abandoned me , remember ? martin : all right , that 's -- that 's fine . katherine : nobody is going to force you to do what you do n't want to do . martin : you know , it 's late . we 'll walk you to the hospital . paloma : oh , no , no , it 's not necessary , thank you . i 'll be fine . martin : you be careful . paloma : i will . buenas noches . katherine : buenas noches . martin : all right . martin : stubborn . katherine : oh , like her father . martin : yeah . i guess i ca n't push her into reconciling with pilar . it 'll just have the opposite reaction . katherine : i just hope that one day she 'll forgive her mother . it must be killing pilar that her daughter is so angry with her . martin : just like you with sheridan , huh ? katherine : well , at least sheridan has luis to love her . alistair : yes . but let 's face it -- how long does any love last ? katherine : alistair . alistair : that 's right , dear -- your lawful wedded husband . martin : what do you want , crane ? julian : i 'm here for you , son , no matter who turns out to be the father of whitney 's baby . chad : what do you care ? you know , either way , you 're going to be a grandfather . julian : i care . chad : well , let me save you the trouble choosing sides because there 's not going to be anything you can do if this baby is mine , a product of incest , thanks to you and dr . russell . julian : we 'll figure out a way to get through this together . fox : just curious -- are you going to be there for me , too , dad , the same way you 're there for chad ? julian : oh , come on , fox . he 's facing a completely different set of circumstances . fox : oh , yeah ! yeah , no , i see that . i can see that . you worship the ground your bastard son walks on and you do n't give a damn about me . that 's apparent . chad : watch it , man . fox : no , you watch it . you have no reason to be here in the first place . chad : i do if the baby 's mine ! julian : that 's enough ! this is a hospital ! ivy : julian 's right . the most important thing is that we find out who the father of whitney 's baby is . eve : look , honey , my poor chad and fox both deserve to know that you are carrying chad 's baby , and i 'm -- i 'm going to tell them . whitney : well , i 'm not going to let you . i wo n't let you tell everyone that i 'm carrying my brother 's baby . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life [ stuffed up ] beth : of course i ca n't find anything out on mrs . wheeler -- that 's not her real name . and why would it be when mr . wheeler turned out to be martin fitzgerald ? so how do i find out who she really is ? all right , we know that she was living in mexico with luis ' father for many years and we know she had some connection with sheridan when sheridan was a little girl . she tried to kill alistair -- alistair . my god , that 's it . alistair crane has to know who she is . alistair : not so fast , fitzgerald , not unless you want to involve the police in this little domestic matter . martin : your threats mean nothing , alistair . alistair : i 'm sure luis ' good friend and former boss would be very interested to know who your mysterious consort really is . yes , i can hear the phone call now -- `` sheridan , hello . this is sam bennett . you know that mrs . wheeler ? she 's really your long - dead mom . `` just imagine the impact that little reveal would have on the lovebirds . katherine : you would n't , alistair . alistair : well , you know , this time you 're actually right on the money . martin : you know what -- i do n't get it . you 'd love to see luis and sheridan torn apart , then why do n't you want katherine to tell her daughter who she is ? luis : no , really . i 've felt married to you ever since our ceremony in mexico . women : oh . [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] sheridan : it was beautiful , luis . but you know as well as i do that we 're not legally married . in the eyes of the law , we are not man and wife . luis : i know . and i promised you all the bells and whistles and that 's what we 're going to have . we 're going to have a real wedding . sheridan : hmm , in a church with all our friends and family . oh , father lonigan can marry us . we 'll walk out of st . margaret mary 's hand in hand , ready to start our new lives all over again . luis : that 's right . sheridan : except with all the bad things behind us this time . luis : mm - hmm . that 's my promise to you -- a life of love and security . sheridan : i ca n't wait . i love you so much . theresa : a pinata filled with blood ? pilar : well , it was n't actually blood . it was cranberry sauce . theresa : oh . leave it to tabitha to have the strangt thanksgiving dinner , huh ? so who else was there ? pilar : well , luis and sheridan , of course , and then beth came with little marty . theresa : oh . ok , that must 've been a little uncomfortable . were the wheelers there ? pilar : yes . theresa : and i know -- yeah , luis and sheridan are close to them , right ? pilar : mm - hmm . yes , they were there also . theresa : well , that 's nice . pilar : and paloma was there , as well , of course , and kay and simone . theresa : wow . mama , i 'm sorry i missed it , really . i mean , this is paloma 's first thanksgiving dinner with the family since she was a baby . it must 've been wonderful . you know , mama , for as long as i can remember , you always dreamed of celebrating the holidays with paloma , antonio , and papa . pilar : well , antonio will never be with us again . theresa : no . but , mama , at least he came back before he died , not like papa , who deserted us and will never come home . i 'm sorry , mama . i should n't have said that , mama . i 'm sorry . i just -- i know that no matter how angry i am , if he were there , it would 've made this the thanksgiving of your dreams . paloma : but papa was there , theresa . did n't mama tell you ? whitney : listen , you ca n't tell everyone that chad 's the father of my baby , mama . eve : honey , you ca n't keep a secret like that forever . it 's not fair to chad or fox . whitney : it 's fair to my baby . it 's the only way to protect him or her . my god , i ca n't have the whole world knowing that i 'm pregnant with my brother 's child , mom . eve : honey , the only thing i know is that the only way we can help your baby is by being honest with everyone right now and letting the chips fall where they may . honey , you have to tell chad that you 're carrying his baby . k there she goes whitney : ivy . eve : something i can do for you , ivy ? ivy : yes . you can tell me how long it 's going to take to determine who the father of whitney 's baby is . how long does it take to do a simple blood test and an exam ? you know , as soon as we know how far along in her pregnancy she is , then we 'll know who the father of whitney 's baby is -- fox or chad . whitney : well , i 've already told you , ivy . and frankly , you know what , this is a complete waste of time . and it 's insulting to me , really , because without a doubt , fox is the father of my child . ivy : honey , the last thing i want to do is insult you , really , but i might be this baby 's grandmother and i have a right to know what your mother found out . eve : well , not by barging in here . if you 'll just give me a few minutes , i 'll come out and tell everyone what i 've found . ivy : i 'll be outside with everyone else . eve : i am so sorry , baby , but i have got to tell everyone the truth . whitney : wait ! what will you say ? no ! you ca n't tell them that chad 's the father of my baby , ok ? look , mom , you keep telling me how much you love me . eve : oh -- whitney : right ? eve : baby , i do . i love you with all my heart . whitney : ok , well , then prove it . if you really love me , then you wo n't tell anyone my secret . theresa : what did you just say ? paloma : i said that -- pilar : paloma . i need to speak with you -- theresa : no , mama . pilar : outside right now . theresa : please wait . did you just say that papa 's here in harmony and that he was at thanksgiving dinner at tabitha 's ? is that what you just said ? martin : you 're determined to destroy sheridan 's relationship with my son . i would think that you 'd relish the idea of sheridan finding out that katherine was her mother . katherine : sheridan would be torn between me and luis . alistair : this is true . martin : well , so why do n't you want katherine to tell sheridan who she is ? alistair : must i spell it out for you ? imagine the headlines in the local and national rags . i will not have the family name despoiled by that kind of publicity . katherine : that 's not it , is it , alistair ? you do n't care as much about protecting the family name as you care about protecting your male pride . i do n't think you could stand the idea that your abuse of me would become public knowledge . i do n't think you want it known that i left you to save my own life . alistair : shut up , katherine ! martin : hey , do n't you dare talk to her that way . alistair : or you 'll do what ? the fact of the matter is that this has nothing to do with personal pride and everything to do with crane business . the stock market is highly volatile at the moment . martin : yeahyeah , right . what ? alistair : the company ca n't afford negative publicity . you know the media as well as i do . they 're bound to paint you and katherine as the hapless victims of the big , bad crane machine . oh , i can see it now , the two of you holding hands and quivering as you spill your guts to dr . phil on national television . i do n't think so . if you know what 's good for you , you 'll leave harmony immediately . martin : my son insists we stay . alistair : well , that 's your problem . i 'm warning you , you 'd better go . if you think suffering luis and pilar 's hatred is painful , you have n't seen anything yet . katherine : you heard him , martin . we both know what he 's capable of . we have to get out of here now . sheridan : we 're finally going to have the wedding of our dreams . luis : and i 'll track down miguel . that way he can be my best man . sheridan : hmm . uh -- what about antonio ? luis : well , i told you -- we 'll have him declared dead so you 're free to marry me . sheridan : does n't that take years when there 's no body ? luis : well , i 'm sure that there 's some way to expedite it . sam will know what to do . sheridan : you think so ? luis : oh , yeah . in no time , you and i are going to be walking down the aisle as legal man and wife . come on . sheridan : ok . alistair : i do n't know what you two are looking forward to , but i would n't get my hopes up . i will do whatever i must to keep you apart , even suffer the public humiliation of revealing katherine 's identity -- stock prices be damned . ( orchestra music playing ) singer : ou are my passion for life theresa : is that what you said ? papa was at thanksgiving dinner with all of you ? paloma : um -- pilar : theresa , of course your father was not at thanksgiving dinner . what your sister 's talking about is a prayer that we said over the meal during grace . theresa : `` grace , `` mama ? tabitha does n't strike me as the `` grace `` type . pilar : well , we spoke of how much your father lives in our hearts that it almost felt as if he was with us . theresa : well , i 'm sure luis did n't go for that one . i mean , he feels exactly like i do . he 'll never forgive papa for deserting us . pilar : theresa , i need to speak with yourister just one moment , ok ? it does n't really concern you . paloma : ow . mama , you 're hurting me ! pilar : i 'm sorry , but i had to stop you from telling your sister about your father . paloma : but she deserves to know that mr . wheeler is really her father . pilar : even if it kills her and the baby ? is that what you want ? alistair : so , you say ms . wallace called my office several times ? woman : and i lost count of how many . she was all worked up . she said she needed to speak to you directly . alistair : uh - huh . mm - hmm . i wonder what beth wallace could want from me . beth : i want to know everything you know about mrs . wheeler . katherine : oh , it just kills me that i ca n't tell sheridan that i 'm her mother . martin : no , i wish you could , sweetheart . katherine : rationally , i know why i can't . luis and sheridan -- it would tear them apart at a time when they need each other more than ever . martin : yeah , thanks to me . damn . you know , i wish that i 'd never admitted to luis that i was his father . i mean , look what it 's done to everyone . katherine : darling , do n't blame yourself . you 've done what you had to do from the day we left harmony up until telling luis the truth . this is about alistair , his threats . martin : yeah -- alistair . you know , i almost forgot my primary reason to coming to harmony ithe first place . katherine : martin , no , you 're not thinking -- no , no , no , you ca n't even think about killing alistair . sam : hey . yeah . luis , sheridan , i got your message . luis : then you can help us ? sheridan : we need to know what procedures to follow in order to have antonio declared legally dead . luis : so we can get married properly . so how do we go about getting a death certificate ? sam : luis , i think you should sit down . um -- we have a problem . fox : what you got there ? chad : none of your business . all right ? fox : this is all about kids that are born to parents that are related , huh ? chad : yeah , i d some research in the hospital library while we were waiting . fox : this is heavy . chad : it turns out there are all kinds of things that could be wrong with the baby . you know , they 're more susceptible to birth defects . that poor baby . you know , what are we going to do if it is mine ? julian : what did eve say ? ivy : oh , she kicked me out , told me to wait out here with the rest of you . something is wrong in there , julian , i can tell . julian : well , whatever 's going on , i 'm sure eve can handle it . ivy : no . there 's something going on between the two of them . you can cut the tension with a knife . julian : well , that 's not surprising considering their relationship lately , and now to find out that whitney 's pregnant -- ivy : no . it 's more than that , julian . you 'll see . whitney : look , if you wo n't keep my secret for me , then do it for your grandchild . he or she did n't do anything wrong . eve : oh , baby . you did n't do anything wrong , either . you and chad -- you did n't know you were brother and sister . nobody knew . whitney : yeah , but now that it 's happened , my child is going to have to suffer for it . if i 'm lucky , my child wo n't be born with serious birth defects . but that 'll be nothing compared to how badly people will treat him if they know who his real father is . you know how kids can be -- they 're going to tease him . even worse , treat him like some sick circus freak or something . is that what you want for your grandchild , mom ? eve : no , of course i don't . whitney : ok , then please do n't do this ! do n't tell everyone that chad is the father of my baby . please , mom ! do n't do this to my innocent little baby , please . fox : now , look , chad , you know , i do n't think you have anything to worry about , ok ? whitney swears the baby 's mine , so you do n't have to worry about fathering a baby that 's subject to these kinds of complications . chad : you think i 've been thinking about myself ? all i care about is whitney and the baby . but , you know , it 's typical of you , is n't it ? you figure since you only think about yourself , it 's the same for everyone else . fox : it 's really not what i meant . chad : please , man . that 's been your m.o . your whole life . fox : not since i 've met whitney , it has n't been , man . chad : well , you know what they say about leopards and spots . julian : i swear eve has been through so much lately , and if it turns out that chad is the father of whitney 's baby , i know she 's going to blame herself . ivy : and the reason she should n't is ? julian : it 's as much my fault as anyone 's . if i had n't let father walk all over me , if i 'd have stuck by eve . we would 've raised chad together . ivy : yeah . and you and i would n't have had to endure our pathetically loveless marriage . you know , sometimes i think your father is behind all of the pain and heartache that 's ever happened in harmony . julian : i wo n't argue with that . ivy : oh , what is taking so long ? eve : baby , i -- i so feel for you , but what you 're suggesting -- well , it 's just not right . whitney : it 's not right for who , mom ? god . i ca n't believe you 're not going to do this for me , for my baby . but you know what ? why not ? i mean , it just tracks along with every other selfish thing you 've done . god , i wish you were more like ivy . eve : oh . ivy ? whitney : yeah -- ivy . she 's got her faults , i know , but right now , the only thing she cares about is her son 's happiness , making sure that he 's not saddled with the responsibility of a baby that is n't his . eve : well , i do n't think that 's right , either , whitney , but it does n't mean i do n't care about you . whitney : well , if you did care , then you would do what i 'm asking you -- to be on my side without question , but no ! uh - uh , not you . you 're ready to sell me down the river as fast as you can . i do n't know why i expected anything more from you , you self - righteous , lying bitch . martin : now , relax , sweetheart . that was n't what i was thinking . i mean , we 've already tried to kill alistair several times and it 's always backfired . kathine : then what are you planning ? martin : what i should 've done a long time ago -- eave harmony as soon as possible . katherine : what about luis ? luis said he would never let us -- martin : no , he does n't understand the threat that alistair is to him and sheridan . i mean , the only way i know how to protect them is by leaving . damn that alistair for tearing our lives apart . damn him to hell . alistair : it 's good to see you , too , beth . beth : i do n't have time for pleasantries , mr . crane . what 's the deal with martin fitzgerald 's so - called wife , mrs . wheeler ? that 's not even her real name , is it ? woman : as i told you on the phone , mr . crane is very busy . i would be happy to make an appointment for you . alistair : that -- that 's ok , tina . i 'll be happy to speak with ms . wallace . you 're excused . beth : you know the truth about her , do n't you , mr . crane ? alistair : please , beth . i 've asked you before -- call me alistair . we went through so much together when you thought i was charlie . beth : all right -- alistair . who is mrs . wheeler , and what is her real connection to sheridan ? luis : well , i 'm sure whatever the hurdle is , we can get over it . sheridan : yeah . sam : ok , here 's the deal . when you two went to mexico , a massive search was conducted to try to find the bodies of the crane pilot and antonio . and the coast guard worked overtime at my request . luis : so , what , they did n't find anything ? sam : nothing . found some wreckage and , of course , the scarf that you found , but that 's not enough . sheridan : oh , my god . sam : look , i 'm sorry , but i think antonio 's body burned up in the jet explosion . i did n't mean to be so graphic . sheridan : no , no , it -- it 's all right . i -- i understand . luis : so what do you mean , sam ? yeah , they did n't find a body , but we all know that antonio 's dead . sam : luis , sheridan , look , i 'm sorry about this , but the law is pretty clear on this . without the body or some of the body or some physical proof of identity , the state ca n't issue a death certificate . sheridan : so we 're never going to be able to get married . when youadd real flour martin : i 've got to find a lawyer . katherine : a lawyer ? why , when we 're going to leave harmony ? martin : i just want to make sure that pilar is financially taken care of before we leave . katherine : martin , if we leave , it 's no guarantee that alistair is going to leave luis and sheridan alone . martin : well , that 's true , but one thing we know for sure -- he 'll make their life unbearable if we stay . i mean , this is our only hope of letting them live the rest of their lives together in peace . all right , now , here 's one . i 'll give it a try . martin : hi . you know , i 'd like to make an appointment . as soon as possible . alistair : so , you think `` mrs . wheeler `` is an assumed name ? beth : i 'm sure of it . i looked her up online , i could n't find anything except the latest news story about her shooting you and being arrested . you must know who she is . alistair : who do you think she is , beth ? beth : i have no idea , alistair . that 's why i came here . but i know she is the key to breaking up luis and sheridan , so if there 's anything that you can tell me that would help , i -- alistair : i 'm intrigued by your theory . why on earth would you believe that mrs . wheeler has any deeper connection to luis or sheridan ? beth : because i happen to know that they 've fought about her bitterly . apparently , sheridan has this deep bond with this so - called stranger . needless to say , luis despises his father 's mistress , so now , sheridan 's changed her tune and decided to be all loyal to luis . i do n't know -- i just find it all very frale and tenuous . but i know if i could find out why mrs . wheeler affects sheridan so deeply , i could break the two of them up for good . alistair : interesting . beth : all right , do n't beat around the bush . alistair , you obviously have a connection to her . please , just tell me what you know about mrs . wheeler . sheridan : i knew it . i knew something else was going to come between us and getting married . luis : all right -- sheridan : it 's never going to happen , luis ! luis : sheridan , all right , calm down , all right ? listen , we 'll figure something out . i do n't know -- maybe it 'll take a little bit longer , but it 'll happen , ok ? sheridan : how ? if we ca n't have antonio declared legally dead , how ? luis : sam . i -- come on . how long can this take ? everyone knows that he died . sam : look , i 'm sorry , luis . without more proof of your brother 's death , you 're looking at seven years . luis : seven -- sheridan : oh , luis . paloma : you have n't told theresa that our father is alive and back in harmony ? she has a right to know . pilar : escuchame , paloma . your sister almost died tonight , along with that baby she 's carrying , and her condition is still unstable . paloma : but it 's not fair to keep such a secret from her . if i were theresa , i would want to know the truth . pilar : look , paloma , i know that you have issues with me . but i please ask you not to take out your resentment towards me on your sister . she had nothing to do with you being sent to mexico as a baby . paloma , if theresa finds out that mr . wheeler is actually her father and that mrs . wheeler is the woman he 's been living with all these years -- my god , it could kill her . theresa : kill -- oh , my god . papa is mr . wheeler ? eve : now , whitney , i 'm not just your mother . i 'm a doctor with responsibilities . whitney : oh . leave it to you to say that your job is more important than your responsibilities to your daughter , to your son , to your grandchild for heaven 's sakes . eve : god . hey , hey , this is about you and the child and chad . honey , if there 's one thing that i have learned from recent events , is that secrets are dangerous . they have this way of backfiring badly on everyone involved . you ca n't keep the paternity of your child a secret . whitney : no , no , i can . i can if it 's the only way to protect my child . eve : baby , do n't you see that the reason that you 're in this terrible situation is because i was thinking then the way you are thinking now ? you are carrying your half brother 's baby because i was too cowardly , because i was n't brave enough to tell the truth about julian long ago . whitney : well , i 'm not you , mom . and besides , my situation is completely different . eve : a lie is a lie . i owe it to you and to chad to make sure that everyone knows the truth . whitney : fine . go ahead . everybody 's probably going to find out anyway . god , my life is ruined and so is my baby 's ! learning to love books ... martin : thank you . katherine : is it set ? martin : yeah , yeah . i have an appointment tomorrow . at least this time when i go , i 'm leaving things in order with pilar . katherine : are you all right about all this ? martin : hey . you know , i just want all this sadness behind us . you know , i 've hurt my family so much that leaving is the only way that i can think of to try and make it up to them . katherine : and god willing , alistair will leave them alone once we 're gone . martin : god willing . beth : you know that i 'm onto something , do n't you , alistair ? mrs. wheeler , or whoever she is , is the key to breaking up luis and sheridan . alistair : i always knew you were a clever girl , beth . your mother underestimates you . beth : all right , forget about my mother . please , just tell me what you know . if -- if i 'm on the right track , why did n't you already use mrs . wheeler to break up luis and sheridan ? alistair : patience , my dear . patience . beth : so you do know what i 'm talking about ? alistair : but of course . rest assured , sheridan and luis will never last , not as long as alistair crane is pulling the strings . luis : no , i do n't get it , sam . seven years -- that 's a long time . sam : look , luis , i 'm sorry . i called everyone i knew , ok ? it 's the law . [ pager beeps ] sam : now , excuse me . i got to take this . sheridan : why , luis ? i mean , we 've already been through so much . it 's just -- it is n't fair . luis : you 're damn straight it 's not . but i 've got an idea . sheridan : what ? luis : no , i know how we can have antonio declared dead without waiting all the time . sheridan : how ? sam already looked into it . without any more proof -- luis : no , there is only one way that we can cut through all the red tape . there 's only one family who does it all the time . yours , sheridan . your family -- we use your name . we use the crane influence to manipulate the law . sheridan : no , luis , i 'm just -- i 'm not good at that . you know , maybe my father or my brother , but -- luis : that 's what i 'm talking about . sheridan : wait a minute . you 're -- you 're going to actually ask my father to help clear the way for us ? you 're going to ask alistair crane to help us ? pilar : theresa , you should n't be out of bed , mija . paloma : theresa -- theresa : no , is it true ? is papa mr . wheeler ? pilar : oh , my god . i did n't want you to find out this way . theresa : mama ? my god , mama . pilar : dios mio . theresa : after all these years -- ow . oh , mama . pilar : oh , god -- oh , my god , the baby ! theresa : ow ! pilar : oh , my god ! theresa : ah ! pilar : theresa ? theresa : oh , mama ! pilar : oh , my god ! theresa : ow . help me , mama . pilar : ok . theresa : ow ! whitney : i do n't know why i ca n't believe that my own mother would betray me . eve : that 's not what i 'm doing . whitney : i asked you to support me , to let me do what i think is best , and what do you do ? you do n't help me . eve : oh , sweetheart , i am so trying to help you . whitney : it 's obvious you do n't give a damn about me . and that 's ok because i do n't give a damn about you , either . eve : oh . i 'm sorry to hear you say that , but i still have to go out there and tell everyone the truth . whitney : i hate you , mom . i really hate you . ivy : finally . what took you so long ? fox : where 's whitney ? chad : how 's the baby ? fox : there you are . you ok ? whitney : oh , yeah , i 'm fine , and the baby 's fine , too . fox : good . ivy : all right , then . now that we 've established that everyone is fine , can we please get on with the business at hand and find out who the father of whitney 's baby is -- fox or chad ? ok , eve , we do n't have all night . out with it .
beth has figured out that the key to tearing luis and sheridan apart lies with mrs. wheeler , but she ca n't find out anything about her . she goes to alistair , who tells her she is on the right track but she needs to have patience . meanwhile , the two lovers are frantically searching for a way to get antonio declared legally dead so they can marry . sam has bad news for them , but luis has a plan . will it work ?
irma : who is it ? simone : it 's simone , aunt irma . your niece eve 's daughter ? irma : who ? simone : it 's simone -- simone russell . eve 's girl . do you remember me ? irma : of course i remember you . i 'm not senile . you 're the youngest child , are n't you ? simone : yes , i am . so , how are you doing ? irma : fine when folks leave me alone . what do you want ? simone : i -- i came to wish you a happy birthday . irma : how 'd you know it was my birthday ? simone : well , my mom keeps a calendar with everybody 's birthday listed on it . it is today , is n't it ? irma : yeah , as a matter of fact , it is . did n't think anybody 'd remember it , though , let alone bring me a present . simone : well , nobody should be alone on their birthday . happy birthday , aunt irma . [ scene_break ] sheridan : how 's ethan ? has his condition changed at all ? eve : i 'm afraid not . in fact -- sheridan : what ? what 's going on ? eve : gwen has decided she 's going to remove ethan from life - support . sheridan : oh , god , no . eve : she 's with ivy and sam and the rest of the family right now , telling them what she 's going to do , and she 's going to respect ethan 's wishes and let him go . sheridan : poor gwen . my god , poor ethan . woman : ethan . [ scene_break ] theresa : sam , please , you ca n't do what gwen wants you to do . sam : theresa , i am sorry , but ethan left specific instructions . now , i have to support gwen 's decision to do what ethan wanted , take him off life - support . gwen : i know how horrible this is for you . this is horrible for all of us , even to just have to think about letting ethan go . he 's your son , he 's my husband . theresa : you 're killing your husband , gwen . she 's killing your son ! sam : theresa , listen , you 're making things harder than they already are . ivy : you should n't be here , theresa . my son is no concern of yours . fancy : i ca n't even imagine how gwen has the strength to do this . noah : yeah , neither can i. i know she loves ethan with all her heart , but if it were me , i would n't want to be kept alive under those circumstances . theresa : sam ? please . you are ethan 's father . you can not let gwen do this . ivy : get out of here , theresa . you do not belong here . theresa : i love ethan , ivy . and i 'm the only one who loves him enough to keep him alive ! ivy : how dare you ! you do n't know my son . and if you truly loved him , you would n't be going on like some crazy woman upsetting his family even more than we already are . theresa : i 'm not upsetting his family , ivy . she is the one who 's trying to kill him . fancy : no , you 're the one who 's killing him . you 're the one who put poison in that food . if anyone is killing ethan , it 's you . so do n't you dare say anything to my mother or to sam or to ethan 's wife . the only reason ethan is dying is because of you . [ scene_break ] chris : hope i 'm not interrupting . sheridan : no , come on in . did you leave james in the daycare center ? chris : he 's having a great time . sheridan : listen , i -- i want to stay . i need to spend some time with ethan . chris : i understand if you want some time alone with him . but if you need somebody to lean on , i 'll be here . sheridan : thank you . i do n't think i can do this alone . i need to say goodbye to someone else that i love very dearly . eve : go . go . i 'll talk to you later . sheridan : ok . thank you , eve . [ scene_break ] fancy : my mother told you to get out , theresa . why are n't you gone ? theresa : fancy , you have n't been around for years . you have no idea what 's been going on . fancy : i know that ethan 's wife and his mother and father are having to do the most difficult thing they 've ever had to do , and you 're making it that much more difficult . ivy : ca n't you see how much pain you are causing , or do you just not care ? theresa : i care about ethan , ivy . he is the only one that i care about . fancy : how dare you . since when does the attempted murderer have the right to say anything about what happens to her victim ? theresa : it was an accident . i told you it was an accident . i never meant for him to eat that poisoned guacamole . fancy : right . you were trying to kill my grandfather instead . you tried to smother him to death , and when that did n't work , you put poison in the guacamole . you 're a cold - blooded killer . noah : fancy , do n't let her get to you like this , all right ? fancy : no , we are losing our brother because of this bitch . gwen : you just need to get out . go home , theresa . sam : theresa , i think it 's best if you leave . noah : yeah . you 're not helping things here . theresa : you 're going to kill the man that i love . ivy : oh , god . theresa , i am sick of your insane proclamations of love , you know ? you have done nothing but ruin my son 's life since the day you started stalking him . he lost his first child because you pushed gwen and she miscarried . she ca n't have any more children because of you ! you know , you have done so many insane criminal things all in the name of loving ethan . would you just get out ! noah : theresa , let me walk you out , all right ? theresa : no , i ca n't leave , not until i get them to see how wrong this is . sam : theresa -- please , go . noah : i know how hard this is for you . paloma : noah , i got your message to come here . what 's wrong ? noah : i thought your sister might need you , paloma . can you take her somewhere away from here ? theresa : no , please . i ca n't leave . noah : you have to . i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] irma : oh , this is nice , simone -- a book on african american history . simone : so you like it ? irma : oh , yes . looking through these pictures reminds me of the old days . simone : i thought it might . see , my mother never talks about her childhood or where she grew up , and i 've always been curious . irma : oh , things were different back then . of course , by the time your mama came along , things were some better . but when i was a girl , things were pretty bad . we lived in the south , and people of color were n't treated very well then . simone : i learned about the civil rights movement in school . did n't that help ? irma : when it finally came , it helped some . at least we got to go to school closer to home instead of the little shack on the outskirts of town . some kids had to walk for miles just to get to that little colored school . simone : it must 've been awful . irma : it was . i remember when i was a girl , i was playing in the park by myself while my mama cleaned the house across the street . and this little white girl came along and we started to play and we were having a good time together , too . i thought we were making friends . her family 's maid came to get her and she frowned and told her she was n't supposed to be playing with me . simone : you mean because you were black and she was white ? irma : that 's right . funny thing about it , the maid was black just like me . i just did n't get it . simone : i still do n't get that kind of prejudice . i really ca n't believe people were that way back then . irma : oh , yes , and it was hard being thirsty and trying to find a fountain for `` coloreds only `` or a bathroom because we could n't use white folks ' bathrooms . maybe that 's why i 'm such a bitter old lady , huh ? simone : you do n't seem that bitter to me . irma : you do n't think i 'm a mean old hag ? simone : no , i do n't . ok , you did scare me a little bit when i first came . [ irma laughs ] irma : i 'm sorry , honey . this is the best birthday i 've ever had . i 'm glad you came . [ scene_break ] fancy : this is so unfair . why did that horrible woman have to come into ethan 's life ? gwen : one way or another , she 's going to pay for this . ivy : i think the important thing is that we just move forward with what ethan would 've wanted . sam : yeah . i do n't think we should drag this out . but you wo n't have to do this alone , ok ? we 'll be there with you . ivy : noah , fancy , do you -- do you want to come with us ? fancy : um -- i do n't think i could stand to be there , mother . it hurts too much . noah : i know . fancy : i want to see theresa punished for this . i hate her . noah : i know how you feel , all right ? but , i mean , i know theresa 's family and they 're good people . fancy : good people ? how can you say that ? noah : look , pilar is a good woman , all right ? and i looked up to luis as a kid . and look how much sheridan loved him . fancy : maybe luis is a great guy , but please do n't tell me you can forgive theresa for taking ethan away from us , for taking my mother 's son , your father 's son . tell me you hate theresa as much as i do . you do hate her , do n't you , noah ? [ scene_break ] paloma : theresa , i know how painful this is for you . i know you have loved ethan for a long time . theresa : it 's my fault he 's going to die . paloma : no . no , do n't say that . theresa : no , it 's true . i 've killed the man that i love . paloma : theresa , do n't blame yourself . mama told me it was an accident . theresa : it was an accident . it was a horrible accident , but that 's not going to make gwen keep him alive . he 's just as dead as if i had done it deliberately . paloma : ay , chiquita , i 'm so sorry . theresa : i want to die , too . paloma : no , no , no , you do n't . theresa : no , i really do . paloma : theresa , how can you talk that way ? you have children who need you . you have a family and we all love you , and fod loves you . theresa : well , i sometimes wonder if god loves me after everything that i 've done . paloma : of course he does . theresa , you 're scaring me with this talk . look , i have to go to work . i -- i got a job at the book cafe and i have to be there soon . why do n't you come with me ? theresa : oh , no , that 's ok . i kind of want to be by myself right now , you know ? paloma : are you sure ? you wo n't do anything crazy ? theresa : no , i 'm not going to do anything crazy . i just -- you know , just need to be alone . paloma : ok , esta bien . but you know where i 'll be if you need me . theresa : thank you . thank you very much . paloma : bye . theresa : i failed you . ethan , i 'm sorry . woman : are you all right ? is there anything i can do ? [ scene_break ] irma : well , my stars , will you look at that dress . now , see , that 's something you 'd wear if you were stepping out -- to a dance hall , i mean . ooh , the music was hot and so were we . simone : i wish i could see a picture of you when you were my age . irma : oh , i was n't near as pretty as you are . you must have lots of boys after you . simone : do you really think i 'm pretty ? irma : of course i do . do n't your mama and daddy tell you how pretty you are ? simone : not really . whitney is their focus most of the time , and she 's the pretty one . irma : well , i think you are prettier , so there . simone : thank you . i 'm so glad i came today . i 've been thinking a lot about you and you 're alone most of the time . irma : well , that 's real considerate of you , honey . i 'm glad you came . simone : and it is so interesting for me to hear how you were when you were young , the hardships you had to go through . irma : well , i 'm just glad that you do n't have to go through it , feeling like you 're not as good as other folks , feeling different . simone : feeling discriminated against . irma : just be glad you 're living in a different time . simone : i 'm living in a different time , but i still feel discriminated against , like -- like i do n't fit in . irma : well , for heaven 's sakes , why ? this is the 21st century . you do n't have to go through any of the things that i did . simone : i 'm not talking about being black , aunt irma . i 'm different in another way . irma : another way ? i do n't understand . simone : i 'm gay , aunt irma . irma : you 're what ? gay ? simone : i 'm a lesbian . i 'd rather be with women than men . irma : i know what a damn lesbian is . i just ca n't believe you 're one of them . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i ca n't stand to see ethan like this . you did n't know ethan , but this is not him . he 's the most wonderfully vibrant person . he 's full of life and laughter with such a big heart . and to think that he 'll never be that way ever again . i do n't know how gwen is going to do it , but she has no other choice . chris : he seemed to be very devoted to her . sheridan : yes , he loves her so much , and i was so happy when he married the girl that he loved since they were kids . chris : this will be a very bad time for her . sheridan : i do n't know how she 's going to do it . gwen and i were close friends when she was just dating ethan . we used to talk about the men we were going to marry , the children we were going to have . ethan was the only man she ever loved . now she 's going to lose him just like i lost luis . chris : but you will be losing a loved one , too . sheridan : yeah . ethan was the only one other than luis that i could turn to whenever i had a problem . i 'm going to miss him so much . chris : i know you will . sheridan : why does life have to be so hard ? why does love never last ? why is it always taken away and you never get it back ? chris : not always , sheridan . sometimes you do find love again . [ scene_break ] eve : oh , come in . come in , sam . please have a seat . eve : so , i assume that you 've all discussed this and you 've come to the agreement to take ethan off life - support ? sam : yes . we talked about it . ivy : and we know that gwen is doing what ethan wanted to do . sam : and we want to do what our son wanted , too . ivy : and we want gwen to know that she 's not alone in this , that we -- we support her completely . sam : yes . eve : i can only imagine how -- how awful this is for you , and i am so , so sorry . sam : thank you . look , eve , i have just one question . eve : of course , sam . sam : eve , are you absolutely sure ? are you absolutely positive in your mind that the tests were conclusive ? that ethan ca n't come back from the coma ? gwen : eve , we really need to hear this from you . if we 're going to do this , we have to be sure that there 's no hope of ethan ever coming back to us . sam : or is there any hope at all ? [ scene_break ] fancy : why do n't you answer me ? why do n't you tell me you hate theresa as much as i do ? noah : i ca n't tell you that . fancy : you ca n't ? why not ? noah : look -- so theresa did a horrible thing , right ? but she 's suffering as much as everyone else because of it . i have to think that she was -- you know , she was driven to do it . fancy : driven by her insanity ? noah : i mean , she is married to alistair crane . i mean , he had to have made her life a living hell , fancy . you know the cruelty he 's capable of . fancy : the grandfather i know is not the ogre everyone seems to think he is . he 's been kind and loving to me . noah : always ? fancy : well , he did give me a hard time about my seeing you . but , my god , you 're saying he drove theresa to try to commit murder . noah : i think it 's possible . i mean , she obviously could n't bear to be married to him , so she resorted to drastic , desperate action . fancy : theresa is a murderer , noah . how can you defend her ? noah : look , i 've been on the bad side of alistair myself , remember ? or look at your own grandmother . she was so terrified of alistair that she went and lived in hiding for years . i mean , life with him must have been a living hell for her to have done that . fancy : maybe it was . and i hate to think about what went on between my grandparents , but at least she did n't try to murder him . noah : ok , look , i 'm not saying that what theresa did was right , obviously . i 'm just saying we have to look at the reason behind it . fancy : i do n't have to look at anything . because of theresa , ethan is dying . she killed our half brother . how can you not hate her ? [ scene_break ] theresa : what did you say ? woman : i asked if you 're all right , if there 's anything i can do for you . theresa : no . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i hope i did n't disturb you . woman : you did n't disturb me . but i can see that you 're in pain , a great deal of pain . theresa : i 'm going through a very difficult time right now . woman : yes . i can see the suffering in your eyes , suffering i recognize , pain i can identify with . theresa : really ? well , i 'm very sorry for anyone who 's ever felt what i 'm feeling right now . woman : things happen in life , unexpected things that have tragic consequences . i can see that 's what 's happened to you . theresa : i 'm responsible for the death of the man that i love . woman : are you ? or do you only feel responsible ? theresa : no . no , he 's going to die because of something i did , some crazy thing that i did . woman : but i sense you did n't do it deliberately . theresa : it was a stupid mistake . and i was desperate and i just did n't know what else to do . woman : you felt backed into a corner . theresa : how did you know ? woman : let 's just say i 've been where you are . i know more about your predicament than you might think . i know how it feels to be so desperate that you think you have no choice but to commit a desperate act . theresa : that 's exactly how i felt . i 'm trapped in a horrible marriage to a man i despise . i 'm his prisoner , and i just could n't think of any way out . woman : i understand . you 're married to alistair crane . theresa : how did you know that ? do you know alistair ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : thank you so much for being here for me . chris : for as long as you need me . sheridan : sorry i 'm such a mess . chris : do n't be . you 're losing somebody you love , and so soon after losing luis . you ca n't give up , sheridan . luis would n't want you to give up . you 've lost luis and i 've lost maureen . but through these great losses , we found each other . sheridan : yes , we did . chris : you know i 'm in love with you , sheridan . and i want to move on with my life -- with you . [ scene_break ] sam : we need to know for sure , eve , if there 's no hope that ethan 's situation could change . eve : oh , sam , we 've done every test possible . and most of those tests we 've done more than once . and there is no sign of ethan 's situation changing , and i am so sorry . ivy : then you 're positive that his coma is irreversible ? eve : all the experts that i 've talked to say it 's irreversible . i so wish i could offer you some hope . gwen : we know you do . eve : i have a copy of your signed consent . so we can go ahead with this now , or -- or we can wait if you need more time to get a handle on this . we can wait , and ethan wo n't suffer any if we wait . gwen : why did ethan have to be so practical ? if he had n't have thought so much about the future , he never would have signed a living will . and i wish he had n't . i wish he never would have told me how he felt about being kept alive in this situation . i wish he never told me . ivy : i know what you mean . we would n't be in this horrible position if we did n't know how ethan felt . gwen : no , we would keep him alive and we would hope for the best . sam : but he would n't be with us , not the ethan we know and love . gwen : i know that . you know , when we spoke about this , he told me i should n't get upset , i should n't worry , i should n't even think about it because it would never happen . he just wanted to be prepared just in case . i never thought that i would have to make a decision like this . eve : should we go ahead , then ? or should we wait ? sam : no . it 'll never get any easier . we should do this now . ivy : sam 's right . we 're here . we should do what ethan wanted . [ scene_break ] fancy : how can you make excuses for that little piece of trash ? theresa tried to murder my grandfather , but she screwed up and poisoned ethan instead . i do n't know why she has n't been arrested . noah : yeah , i 'm sure once gwen gets through this whole ordeal , she 'll think about pressing charges . but of course , alistair will use his influence to keep his wife out of jail -- if , for no other reason , just so that he can keep on torturing her . fancy : my god , you make him sound like the devil himself . noah : there 's a lot of people in this town who think just that , fancy . fancy : well , i do n't believe it . and right now i 'd better get to my office , or my grandfather will be calling to see where i am . noah : great . i have to go to work , too . hey , hey , hey , hey -- let 's not leave each other like this . fancy : like what ? noah : fighting about theresa and your grandfather . fancy , i do n't want to fight with you , ok ? i want to love you . fancy : well , i do n't want to fight either . we made a pact that we 'd never let anything come between us . i do n't want to see theresa destroy what we have . noah : there 's no way she could do that . fancy : i do n't know . i 've heard about how destructive she can be . i can see how devastated sheridan is about luis and gwen is about ethan . i do n't want to see us torn apart -- by my grandfather or theresa or anyone else . noah : it 's not going to happen . fancy : promise me . promise me that theresa wo n't come between us . noah : i promise . [ scene_break ] theresa : how did you know that i was married to alistair ? woman : i saw your wedding picture in the papers . alistair 's a very famous man . it would be hard to keep his wedding a secret . theresa : i still ca n't believe i thought i could be married to him . he 's a monster . he 's made my life hell . woman : i can imagine . theresa : no , i do n't think anyone can imagine what i 've been going through . that 's why i did what i did , because all i could do is think about being free of him , so i wanted him dead . woman : i can see that you felt it was your only choice . theresa : i did . i was desperate . and i tried to kill him . i guess that makes me just much a monster as he is . woman : sometimes the monster destroys . other times the monster creates another monster . theresa : that 's exactly what happened . i 'm the monster who put the man that i love in a coma . and they say that he 's not going to come out of it . they 're going to take him off life - support . he 's going to die , and there 's nothing that i can do to stop it . woman : a woman who did what you did is a strong woman , strong enough to stop something from happening if you do n't want it to happen . theresa : i tried . i ca n't . woman : yes , you can , theresa . you can take things into your own hands . you can remove obstacles . theresa : remove obstacles ? [ scene_break ] irma : what 's the matter with you , girl ? do n't you know what you 're doing is a sin ? it 's unnatural ! simone : i thought that you would understand , aunt irma , after the way that you were discriminated against . irma : understand ? well , i sure as hell do n't understand . my own great - niece . how can you be one of them ? simone : it 's not something that i chose , aunt irma . it 's just the way i am . irma : well , i do n't want you here . i want nothing to do with you . you 're just like your mama , who 's nothing but a whore , and your aunt liz , who 's meaner than a rattlesnake . two evil sisters , and you 're just like them . your sister had her brother 's baby , and now you a lesbian . ai n't this a blip ? the whole family 's sick . get out of here ! i do n't even want you in here . here , take this damn book with you . and do n't come back , you hear me ? irma : crazy bunch of sickos . simone : nobody wants me . nobody understands . [ scene_break ] theresa : is it possible ? could i really save ethan ? god , if you have n't given up on me , please send me a sign . noah : theresa ? theresa : noah . noah : you feeling any better ? theresa : no . they 're still going to take ethan off life - support . everyone blames me , i blame myself . i deserve to be hated by everyone . noah : look , i do n't hate you , theresa . people are just in a lot of pain right now , you know ? my dad , ivy , gwen . even fancy . you know , they 're -- they 're just lashing out , and they ca n't see that you 're in pain , too . theresa : i never meant to hurt him . i love ethan . i was just trying to be rid of alistair . you know , i was stupid to marry him . i was stupid to think that he would ever help me get my daughter and ethan back . he just would n't let me go . you know , he was going to torture me forever . so i had to do something , even if it was evil . i guess that makes me evil . noah : hey , look . now , i do n't agree with what you did , but i understand it . and you are not evil . theresa : you really understand how i feel ? noah : come on , absolutely . theresa : thank you . thank you , noah . [ scene_break ] paloma : simone ! hey , what 's wrong ? what happened ? simone : i 'm a freak . no one in my family wants me . nobody understands me . they treat me like an outcast . paloma : oh , simone , i 'm so sorry . you know i do n't feel that way . i do n't care if you 're gay . you 're my friend , and i 'm here for you . simone : you just might be the only one . [ scene_break ] chris : i know you think i 'm rushing you , and i know how much you loved luis and how heartbroken you were when he died -- just like i was when maureen died . but this is more than a rebound reaction to my loss . i 've fallen in love with you . sheridan : chris , i just think it 's too soon . you 're still grieving the loss of your wife . you 're grateful that i 've taken care of james . i 'm just a substitute for maureen right now . chris : no , you 're not a substitute . i know how i feel about you . please let me do what antonio did for you before and help you heal . let me in your life , please , sheridan . eve : sheridan ? sheridan : is it time ? eve : yeah . yeah , it 's time . sheridan : are you going to take him off life - support ? gwen : we 're going to let him go . [ scene_break ] woman : ms. crane ? your mother called . she left a message for you on your voicemail . fancy : all right , thank you . fancy : oh , ethan . i wish we 'd been closer . i admired you so much . i looked up to you and i wanted to be as strong and smart as you . i wished i could have made my mother love me as much as she loved you . i wish we could have spent more time together . fancy : i do love you , noah . please do n't let anything come between us . i do n't want to lose you . [ scene_break ] theresa : you really understand how i feel ? noah : look , i know that you love ethan , all right , and -- and i know that you did n't intend to poison him . and anyone who knows alistair crane understands why you did what you did . theresa : yeah , but it was still wrong , because look what 's happened to ethan . gwen has every right to blame me . noah : she 's going through a horrible time , too , theresa . i mean , look , i know that gwen does n't want to let ethan go , but she is his wife . you know ? she has to do what he wanted . theresa : no , he is still alive , noah . and as long as he 's alive , there is hope . they will find a cure , or he could come out of this coma all by himself . noah : theresa , the doctors say that there 's no hope , all right ? there 's nothing that you can do that 's going to stop what 's going to happen . theresa : no , i 'm going to find a way to stop it . i think i can , noah . but i need you to help me . noah : help you ? how ? theresa : i 'm going to kidnap ethan . noah : what ? theresa : i can do this . i can take him out of the hospital , away from gwen . i can stop gwen from killing him , but i need you to help me . will you help me kidnap ethan ? [ next_on ] fancy : valerie sounds like she could be trouble . kay : she 's in and i 'm out all of a sudden . valerie : do n't tell chad , but i think you and i make one hell of a team . fox : well , do n't tell kay , but i think you 're probably right . eve : whenever you 're ready .
fancy and noah fight about theresa after fancy decides she hates her and ca n't understand why noah does n't . he defends the girl he 's always known , and fancy wo n't stand for it . they eventually make up , but each keeps their own feelings in the matter . theresa tries to get sam to side with her , but he ultimately sides with gwen instead , and she realizes she 's lost the battle . noah calls paloma to come take her away , and theresa ends up mourning ethan 's loss on the wharf . as she is crying , the lady in red tries to help and urges her not to give up , telling her she knows how the woman feels and why she did what she did . earlier , the lady had been with ethan and acted as if he matters to her . after the lady leaves theresa , noah stumbles across her , and tries to comfort her , also . she comes up with a plan and asks him to help her kidnap ethan to save his life .
pilar : que pasa , mija ? theresa : something 's happening with the baby , mama . pilar : theresa -- gwen : are you cramping again ? theresa : ow ! pilar : sientate , mija . sientate . ya , asi . theresa : ok . pilar : respira , theresa . theresa : ow ! ow ! pilar : que esta pasando , mija ? gwen : are you cramping , theresa ? oh , god . theresa : yeah , i 'm cramping . ugh ! ethan and gwen : oh , god . paloma : it 's my fault . i did n't know her pregnancy was so unstable . gwen : how could you not know ? ethan : gwen , it 's ok . what happened ? paloma : theresa overheard mama and me arguing about papa . theresa : ah ! ethan : your papa ? well , what about your father could have upset her like this ? pilar : my husband is here in harmony . gwen : what ? pilar : yes . you both know him mr . wheeler . theresa : ow ! ethan : wait a minute . i do n't understand . this -- pilar : mr. wheeler is actually theresa 's father , martin fitzgerald . theresa : ow ! pilar : ya , mija . ya . ya , mija -- theresa : ow ! martin : the pain we 've caused our loved ones has to stop . katherine : the sooner we leave harmony , the better . martin : yeah , tomorrow , after i see my lawyer about compensating pilar and my children for having left them , we 'll catch the first flight out . katherine : then alistair will never again have a reason to harm our loved ones . i 'll stay dead to sherid and julian , and alistair will save face from what really happened all those years ago , protecting the all - important crane bottom line . martin : yeah , that bastard . alistair 's one of the most powerful men in the world , yet he uses all of his power to prey on the weak . beth : i 'm frustrated here . why wo n't you tell me who mrs . wheeler is ? i know if i knew i could use her to come between luis and sheridan . alistair : as i told you , it 's not in my best interest for you to know yet ! beth : well , why not ? alistair : there 's that tone again ! beth : i just want luis . he 's all i 've ever wanted , and i 'm afraid i 'm running out of time . i 'm going to really lose him to sheridan . alistair : fear not . i will do whatever is necessary to keep luis and sheridan apart . and anyone who tries to stop me will die trying ! ah ! sheridan : wait a minute . my father , luis ? you ca n't possibly think that he would help us . he 's been against our relationship from the start , and there is no way that heould use the crane power and money to circumvent the seven - year wait to have antonio declared dead just so that we could get married now . luis : sheridan , i 'm not talking about alistair , ok ? i know that he would never do it . i 'm talking about julian . sheridan : i 'm not so sure . luis : no , no , no , i am . he 's definitely changed -- and for the better . sheridan : well , yes , he has , but still , i mean , do you really think he 'd be willing to suffer my father 's wrath just to help us get married ? i mean , if my father found out , he would do something awful to julian . julian : there 's no need to pressure eve . she 's going to tell us whether fox or chad fathered whitney 's baby . ivy : then what is she waiting for ? julian : whitney is not just any patient . whitney is eve 's daughter . so regardless of who the father is , the baby means that eve is a grandmother . you 've been known to be maternal on occasion . surely you 're sensitive enough to know the impact whitney 's news has had on eve . well , are you sure you 're up for this now ? we understand if you 'd like a moment . eve : thank you , julian . no , everyone 's been waiting long enough . i think it 's time we all knew the truth . whitney : are you really going to tell them the truth ? i mean , you 're really going to tell them that chad is the father of my baby ? you 'll ruin my child 's life , and you 'll ruin any future i have with fox . please ? eve : whitney , honey , i have to tell the truth . it 's my having kept secrets that made it possible for you to unwittingly sleep with your half brother and make a baby together . to lie now is just going to bring more pain later . ivy : hello ! we 're still here and we 're still waiting . so what did the examination reveal ? how long has whitney been pregnant , and who is the father of her baby ? my son fox or her brother , chad ? singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú| pilar : ya , mija . ya . theresa : oh , mama -- no , mama , i ca n't lose her . mama , i can't . pilar : no , shh . just try to taking deep breaths , mi nina . paloma : oh , theresa , i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to upset you . pilar : paloma , please -- [ theresa groans ] ethan : this mr . wheeler is martin fitzgerald ? gwen : luis and sheridan must be beside themselves . nurse : ms. lopez - fitzgerald , are you in distress ? gwen : she 's cramping again . theresa : well , i 'm feeling better . i 'm feeling better . there , i 'm -- pilar : oh , good , gracias a dios . theresa : oh , mama -- oh , mama , papa -- papa is mr . wheeler ? no -- i do n't believe this . pilar : i know . i know ! it was a shock to all of us , mija . nurse : your pulse is still racing . the pain you were feeling -- could it have been the start of labor ? gwen : labor ? it ca n't be labor . ethan : no , no . gwen : it 's way too early . theresa 's not due to give birth for a while . theresa : no , it 's not labor . no , i know what that feels like from when i had little ethan . i think that was just my -- my stomach was knotting up when i heard about my father , but i 'm fine now . i 'm just fine . nurse : i do n't want to take any chances . i 'm going to have dr . russell come examine you more thoroughly . theresa : oh , mama , how could papa be mr . wheeler when he looks so different ? pilar : your father had plastic surgery after he left harmony . theresa : why ? pilar : we 're not sure . theresa : and he 's been living in mexico all this time ? paloma : yes , he was like a father to me growing up , and now we know why . theresa : but why when he was with you and when he was with mama 's sister , why did n't he tell you who he was ? pilar : because he said he could n't reveal himself , mija . why i do n't know . theresa : oh , mama , i 'm sorry . all the guilt that you felt for sending paloma away when papa disappeared , and he was with her this whole time ? how could he do such a thing ? nurse : theresa , you need to stay calm . theresa : look , i -- i ca n't stay calm ! damn him for doing this to us , mama ! damn him for doing this to you ! nurse : ms. lopez - fitzgerald , i thought you understood that your daughter was n't to be upset . paloma : no , it was my fault . my mother was trying to protect my sister , but i would n't listen . i 'm sorry . pilar : yes , we 're all sorry . nurse : i 'm going to say this one more time -- theresa has to be kept calm . any more upset could result in dire consequences for her baby . gwen : ok . we understand . nurse : i 'll send for dr . russell . ethan : theresa , listen , do you want something to drink or something -- theresa : no . no , no . i do n't want anything . i just -- i want to know about my father . gwen : theresa , please , do n't get all worked up again . ethan : think about the baby , ok ? theresa : why did he come back after all this time , and who is that woman that he 's with ? katherine : i ca n't tell you how much i thought of this little piece of the world every day we were gone , what it would be like when we finally came home to be with my children again . martin : yeah , i thought about it , too . not this way . katherine : no , not this way . but in my dream , it 's a bright spring day , and julian and sheridan and i are standing at the crest of raven 's hill and we 're overlooking all of harmony . martin : hmm . katherine : and they 're weeping , because i 've told them about alistair and how he treated me , how he abused me , threatened me , threatened to kill me and tried to kill you , that the only way we knew to save ourselves and protect our families was to vanish without a trace , that we had this plastic surgery just to keep living , so one day we could come back and fight alistair again . and i imagined that this reunion with them would be so loving , so healing , so wonderful , not this horrible , horrible thanksgiving , the way it turned out , martin . martin : you know , i only hope that when we leave tomorrow , even though our love ones hate us , at least we know they 'll be safe from alistair . beth : oh , alistair , you cut yourself . alistair : so i did . beth : let me see . does n't look like there 's any glass in there . i think it 's just more of a scratch . alistair : we cranes are born with thick skin . beth : there , i think that 'll stop the bleeding . alistair : hmm . well , for a violent psychotic , you can be surprisingly gentle . beth : well , being a mother has changed me . alistair : but you 're not a mother , beth . marty is sheridan 's son with luis . you tricked luis into thinking he fathered the boy with you . beth : with your help as charlie . alistair : yes . oh , yes . the look on your face when she kissed you -- oh , if only k.d . lang had been there to serenade us -- beth : well , thanks for letting me keep marty . i really do love him . alistair : in spite of having a selfish hag in diapers for a mother , you can be surprisingly maternal . beth : i learned a lot from precious . but it 's not enough . i want luis to be a full - time father to marty . alistair : and a devoted husband to you . beth : well , duh . why do you think i went to all that trouble to kidnap sheridan and steal her baby and try to kill her in the first place ? alistair : your obsession with luis is as strong as ever . beth : so help me , alistair . you must know how i can use mrs . wheeler to come between luis and sheridan . alistair : indeed , i do . beth : well -- then tell me . alistair : and what will you do for me in order to have luis ? luis : sheridan , julian has changed . he 's not afraid of your father like he used to be . sheridan : well , he did warn us that father was out to get us before he had my car rigged to explode . luis : exactly . and he would n't have done that if he were n't a new man . sheridan : which is why you really think that he would help us ? luis : yes . julian can use the crane muscle to have antonio declared legally dead . and then we can get married . and i 'm telling you , i 'm not going to let alistair stop us this time . sheridan : ok . i 'll call the office . i 'll see where julian is . ivy : well , eve , what is the verdict ? who is the father of whitney 's baby ? oh , well , it must be chad . look at how upset eve is . julian : it 's possible , but i pray it 's fox . ivy : given the choice , so do i . fox : those are happy tears , right ? right ? your mom just confirmed what we already know , that -- that i 'm the father ? [ pager beeps ] eve : oh , it 's -- it 's an emergency . ivy : oh -- i would say it 's a conspiracy . eve : i 'll be back as soon as i can . ivy : oh , oh , no , no , no , eve . no , no , you can not leave until you tell us the truth . who got whitney pregnant , fox or chad ? ivy : eve , who is the father of whitney 's baby ? eve : look , ivy , i 'm sorry . i have an emergency . i 'll be back as soon as i can . fox : it 's ok , it 's ok . she 'll tell us when she gets back . julian : chad , i -- i can only imagine the pain that you 're going through , having loved whitney so much , wanting to have children with her , and now to think that perhaps you fathered a child with your own sister . chad : you know , i got some information from the library . it said that because whitney and i are half brother and sister , the baby could be all messed up . julian : well , it 's best to prepare for the worst . chad : yeah , well , i 'm as ready as i 'm ever going to be . you know , i 'm -- well , i just hate to think about how the baby is going to grow up if it 's mine . you know , and whitney -- i mean , how is she going to handle being the mother to her own nephew or niece ? luis : julian , can we talk to you a minute in private , please ? sheridan : yeah , it 's really important . julian : excuse me a moment . chad : yeah . ivy : well , at this rate , whitney 's child will be in preschool before we find out who the father is . julian : i gather something 's wrong . sheridan : well , you look like you have a lot on your mind , too . is everything ok ? julian : you picked up on the tension in the e.r . it 's a family situation with fox and chad and whitney . i 'd rather not go into it now . people will know soon enough . sheridan : well , sure , we understand . luis : yeah , we 've got a family situation of my own to deal with . julian : the news that that wheeler fellow is your long - lost father , martin fitzgerald ? luis : oh , you heard ? julian : most people have . luis : that 's great . look , there 's something else that i need to talk to you about , though . julian : what ? luis : sheridan and i want to get legally married . sheridan : but there 's one problem . luis : you see , antonio 's body was never recovered after the crane jet exploded . julian : ah , so legally , it takes seven years for someone to be -- luis : yeah . julian : declared dead -- a prerequisite for you to be free to marry luis . sheridan : right . that 's right . julian : did you ever think about divorcing antonio ? you 'd be single again in a fairly short period of time . sheridan : well , i would still have to go the church and get an annulment , and that itself would take years . luis : so we came to you . you know , we need the crane influence to make sure antonio 's declared dead . sheridan : look , we know that father could hurt you . are you willing to help us ? when youadd real flour singer : you are my passion for life ivy : well , whitney , did your mother tell you which one of julian 's sons fathered your baby ? whitney : mrs. winthrop , you know , i 'm sorry . it 's been a really long night , and i 'm tired . i 'm tired from the exam and everyone questioning me . fox : yeah , yeah , especially you , mother . why do n't you just leave her alone ? do n't you think she 's going through enough , knowing that she 's having a baby ? my baby ? ivy : well , so she keeps saying , but -- fox : excuse us for one second , please . mother , enough is enough , huh ? leave whitney alone . ivy : why ca n't she just tell us what eve told her , confirm that it 's you if that 's the case ? fox : look , dr . russell is going to come right back . she 's going to tell you and she 's going to tell everyone else that i 'm the father . end of story . ivy : why then is whitney so upset ? fox : would n't you be upset ? mother , she 's single . she has an unplanned pregnancy . and now thanks to the idea that you put in her head , that chad could possibly be the father , she 's all but dragged in here to get an examination . and then , would n't you know it , her mother ends up examining her . she probably gave her the third degree about not using protection , as if they do n't have enough problems between them . i would say it has n't exactly been whitney 's best day . ivy : honey , i know , but -- fox : no , no , no , no `` buts , `` mom . come on . except one , actually -- just butt out . ivy : oh , whitney , if chad is n't your baby 's father , then why do you have such a hard time looking at him ? oh , eve ! what stupid emergency could be more important than dealing with your own daughter 's baby ? eve : well , theresa , your baby appears to be fine . theresa : oh , thank god . pilar : yes , what a relief . paloma : si . eve : but your heart rate is up a little bit . did rebecca do something to upset you again ? theresa : no . i was just -- i found out that my father is really mr . wheeler . eve : i heard . i 'm so sorry , pilar . pilar : thank you , eve . it seems that many events from the past have come back to take center stage in our lives . eve : you know , i would have never even recognized him from any of the pictures i 've seen . pilar : well , he had plastic surgery to disguise himself . eve : oh . well , how he could show up here with this mrs . wheeler when he 's still married to you -- theresa : yeah , that 's one of thehings i 'd like to know . eve : well , theresa , i know this is quite a shock to you and to your family , but i do n't want you to let it rattle you , ok ? your condition is still very fragile and you do n't need the stress . all right , everybody , we do n't want to say or do anything that 's going to upset theresa . it would have severe repercussions for the baby . ethan : we understand . eve : i 'm going to get back to the e.r . i told them to update me , and -- but i think everything is going to be fine , as long as theresa stays calm . pilar : thank you , eve . ethan : thank you . eve : anytime . pilar : ok . theresa : so , mama , how can there be a mrs . wheeler if papa 's still married to you ? pilar : theresa , you need to rest , mija , ok ? not now . theresa : mama , how can i rest knowing that papa has been living in sin with some other woman ? what 's her story , anyway ? pilar : i will answer all those questions , but later . theresa : i want to know now ! gwen : ok , now , maybe we should just leave and let theresa rest . theresa : no , no , no , no . oh , no , you see , if you leave , then i 'm going to call luis , and he will explain everything that 's happening . gwen : theresa , please , think about the babies . theresa : dr. russell said that the baby is fine . so , mama , so , tell me , this woman , this mrs . wheeler -- did she know that papa was married ? did she know that he had a family ? did she ? pilar : yes , she did . theresa : well , what kind of slut is this woman , anyway ? paloma : callate , theresa ! mrs. wheeler no es una prostituta ! she 's a wonderful woman who has been good to papa and me , way better than mama ever was ! katherine : i hope the meeting goes well with the lawyer tomorrow . martin : i just want to make sure that everything with pilar is taken care of . i 'll give her what money i have and sign whatever she needs signed so she can , you know , move on and end our marriage , hopefully find love with a man worthy of her . katherine : you 're such a wonderful man , martin . it 's really a pity , it 's a shame that pilar ca n't know how noble you were in saving my life . you risked your life . and the extremes that you 've gone to with me to elude alistair all these years -- and we 've always , always hoped that one day we 'd come back here and be with our families . martin : yeah , only that day has come and gone . i mean , we were naive to think that either one of us would be welcomed back with open arms . you know , it 's better that we leave now than julian and sheridan learn the truth -- mrs . wheeler is actually their late mother , katherine crane . katherine : hmm . at least before , i had a shred of hope that one day we could all be together , but we do n't even have that now . martin : there 's no happy ending for us with our families , all thanks to alistair . alistair : so , beth , what are you willing to do for me to get me to give you hard information on mrs . wheeler ? beth : ahem -- it 's not that i do n't find you attractive , alistair . alistair : as i do you , my dear . beth : but , you know , mixing business with pleasure -- it 's just going to complicate things more than they already are . alistair : i can assure you , i am more than up for the challenge . beth : well , i 'm not you , alistair . alistair : well , indeed , you 're not . beth : look , we both want luis and sheridan apart . alistair : true . beth : and if mrs . wheeler is the key to breaking them up , then why not use her to do it ? alistair : i have my reasons ! be : yeah , i wonder . alistair : meaning ? beth : meaning , you 're supposed to be this all - powerful istair crane . you know what ? you ca n't even keep your daughter away from the man that i love ! alistair : you need to calm down ! i 'd better refresh your drink . beth : i want answers , old man ! when are you going to tear luis and sheridan apart , and when are you going to stop letting martin fitzgerald 's son make a fool out of you ? alistair : watch your mouth , bethie ! or me tearing luis and sheridan apart will be the least of your worries ! i 'll be tearing you apart ! julian : i 'll gladly use the crane influence for a chance to do good for a change . i 'll help you have antonio declared legally dead as soon as possible . luis : thank you . thank you , julian . julian : you 're welcome . sheridan : yes , thank you so much , julian ! julian : not to worry . sheridan : oh . i 'm worried about you , though , and what if father gets wind of what you 're doing ? julian : well , i 'll have to keep it on the down low , as the kids say . if father were to find out , i 'm sure he 'd do everything he could to stop it . luis : he ca n't stop us . sheridan : not that he has n't tried . julian : and doubtless will again . luis : well , we 'll be ready for him . julian : as much as you think you know how ruthless father can be , you really do n't know anything . luis : does n't matter . nothing 's going to stop us from getting married . julian : yes , i 'll call judge riley . i 'll have him earn the ridiculous amount of money we line his pockets with . he will have antonio declared legally dead . luis : you know something , julian ? you 've turned into a real standup guy . julian : well , i have a lot to make up for . see , i promised our mother that i would always look after sheridan , and there have been times that i have -- i 've not done that , so i have a lot to make up for . and i also ca n't wait to dance with you at your wedding . sheridan : neither can i . julian : i love you , sheridan . sheridan : i love you , too , julian . luis : well , be careful . sheridan : yes , please . julian : i will . go on . luis : thank you . [ door closes ] julian : oh , god , i have n't prayed for so long , but i hope you 'd hear me now . please let my sister find happiness . she deserves it more than anyone . and please help eve and chad and whitney through this time , especially if eve has the horrible news that ivy 's so sure of . amen . ivy : finally ! ok , well , now that you 're here , do n't keep us in suspense any longer . please , tell us who the father of whitney 's baby is , fox or chad ? beth : ok , alistair , i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to upset you , really . i 'm sorry . it 's just that every time i think luis is about to be free of sheridan , something happens and they end up together again . sheridan was buried alive . luis rescues her . the boat that sheridan was on -- it blew up . but luis was sure that sheridan was still alive , and what do you know ? here she comes , back again , married to antonio . and then you and i -- we kidnap her and we steal her baby and we leave her in the ocean for dead . they 're still together . blowing up a plane , a car -- sheridan being bitten by poisonous snakes did n't stop them . so now this mrs . wheeler -- she comes along and -- and the information that she has hidden is obviously way more powerful than bombs or snakes or shock therapy to stop sheridan 's love for luis , and you wo n't tell me what 's what . i mean , god , if i am this frustrated , i can only imagine how you feel . alistair : well , forgive my lapse in manners . but you must understand this is a very complicated situation . you just be patient , and you 'll get luis . sheridan : luis , what if julian 's right ? what if my father does try to come between us again ? luis : relax . ok ? just relax . i will protect you from alistair . and nothing is going to stop us from having that wedding and from you of having the wedding of your dreams . sheridan : hmm . luis : now , if all goes according to plan and julian helps us , we 'll be on our honeymoon before you know it . sheridan : you know , about that honeymoon -- luis : hmm ? sheridan : why wait ? let 's start now . paloma : mama drove papa away with her demands for more money , better clothes , and expensive furniture . theresa : oh , that 's not true , paloma . pilar : no , it isn't . where did you get such a notion ? ethan : listen , listen , let 's just take it easy , please . gwen : theresa , please -- the baby . theresa : mama loved papa , paloma . she did n't drive him away . he left us . did he leave us for this other woman , this mrs . wheeler ? is that what happened ? paloma : no . theresa : you know what ? just stop , ok ? we had nothing when papa left . paloma : that 's not true . you had each other . i was the one who was sent away . pilar : ay , dios mio , paloma , that 's enough . ethan : paloma , you need to take it easy , or i 'm going to have to take you out of here . paloma : ok . get rid of me just like my mother did . theresa : no , mama did n't get rid of you , paloma , ok ? she sent you to live with tia maria for your own good so that you could have a -- ow ! ethan : what ? pilar : theresa ! theresa : ah ! pilar : theresa ? theresa : ow ! oh , mama ! ah ! ivy : ok , eve , you are stalling more than a cheap car . now , who is the father of whitney 's baby ? whitney : mama , mama . a bee stung me , mama . eve : oh , oh , baby . oh . you know what ? you 're so sweet , i bet that bee thought you were a flower . whitney : really ? eve : mm - hmm . but i have some medicine for it , and i have some ice cream for you . whitney : albert does n't like me , mama . he likes antoinette vaughn . eve : oh , honey . well , i feel sorry for albert , because he does n't know that you are the most wonderful girl in seventh grade . whitney : i lost the match , mama . eve : oh . well , did you play as hard as you could ? well , then you 're a winner in my book . so how about your favorite grilled cheese sandwich instead of a trophy ? whitney : oh , mama , you always make things better . eve : i will always be there for you when you need me , whitney . eve 's voice : always . ivy : eve , i will ask you one more time . who is the father , fox or chad ? eve : the father of whitney 's baby is -- is fox . beth : listen , if we 're both going to get what we want , if luis and sheridan are going to be torn apart , then you must know something , do n't you , alistair , about mrs . wheeler ? alistair : there 's that . beth : and what ? what ? there 's more ? alistair : as i said , my dear , eventually we will both get what we want . beth : ok , eventually does not work for me . i want luis now ! alistair : beth ! beth : no ! marty is getting older every day . i want him to grow up in a home with his father ! not just my freak of a mother and overworked ape . tell me what you know , damn it ! tell me when you 're going to tear luis and sheridan apart ! sheridan : mmm . i have never felt closer to you , luis . i love you so much . luis : i love you , too , more than words can say . i ca n't wait to make you my bride . sheridan : and you my groom . luis : hmm . always . sheridan : always . ivy : fox is the father of whitney 's baby ? you 're sure ? eve : yeah . i 'm sure . as sure as whitney was when she told you that fox was going to be a father . ivy : well , then i -- i guess it 's true . fox : i knew it . i knew it all along . we 're having a baby . whitney : oh -- chad : you know , r everyone 's sake , i 'm glad i 'm not the baby 's father . you know , now it wo n't have the stigma of being a product of incest . ivy : thank god . larry winger would have had a field day with that one . julian : oh , please , ivy . chad : i just want to let you know i would have been there for you and the baby . and i 'll still be here , as a friend . whitney : thank you . yeah , i would love that . chad : well , good , because i do want to be a part of my future niece or nephew 's life . whitney : ok . sounds great . fox : terrific . well , that 's great . so now that -- now that your mom 's confirmed what we already knew , we need to start making plans for our future with a baby . whitney : i know , i know , you 're right . but i just need to talk to my mom really quickly . i mean , with everything , it 's been kind of weird for us , ok ? fox : yeah , yeah , yeah , no , yeah , take your time . whitney : ok . ivy : so , i guess i was wrong . julian : yes , i guess . whitney : mom , thank you . i appreciate what you 've done for me and for my baby . eve : i told that lie about fox being the father of the baby because i do n't want to let you down anymore , not after everything that 's happened recently . but i have n't done you any favor . i 'm just giving you a short - term fix for a long - term problem . now , you only have to look at my life to see how well that works . whitney : well , i ca n't think about any of that right now . ok ? eve : yeah , i know . it 's the same thing i used to say . whitney : mom , please -- eve : i did what i did because you 're my daughter and i love you . i just pray that you and the baby will be able to deal with the problems that lying now are bound to create for you later . theresa : oh ! pilar : theresa -- gwen : ok , deep breaths , theresa , deep breaths . theresa : ah ! ugh ! ethan : i 'll get a nurse . nurse , theresa 's in -- she 's in trouble . theresa : ah ! paloma : theresa , i 'm sorry . it was my fault for getting you worked up again . [ theresa groans ] nurse : what 's going on ? pilar : my daughter 's cramping again . theresa : no , it 's not cramps ! i 'm in labor ! i 'm having the baby ! pilar : oh , god . theresa : oh ! pilar : oh , mija , mija . [ theresa groans ] ( male announcer ) a boy named peterwas once sorely pained beth : damn it , alistair , tell me what you know so i can use it to split luis and sheridan up . alistair : be patient , my dear ! my daughter and your dream boat will be torn asunder soon enough ! beth : well , no . i am sick of waiting ! i want luis now ! i 'm going to get luis away from sheridan with or without your help ! sheridan : mmm . i ca n't wait to make you my husband . luis : and i ca n't wait to make you my wife . sheridan : you 're going to make me the happiest woman in the world . luis : yeah ? sheridan : mm - hmm . fox : hello . whitney : hey . fox : our baby insisted that i bring you these . whitney : oh . that 's so sweet . thank you . fox : well , i love you . and i am so glad that you 're having my baby . i think our son or daughter 's going to bring us nothing but joy . whitney : hmm . chad : ok , you guys , i got to get a move on , but i 'll see you later . and congratulations again . whitney : thank you , chad . fox : thanks . chad : yeah . ivy : so i really , really am happy for the two of you , i am , and , you know , when it comes time to name the baby -- well , ethan and gwen have the baby- naming book , and i 'm sure they 'll lend it to you . julian : fox and whitney , parents - to - be -- whoever would have thought all those years ago that one of my sons and one of your daughters would give us a grandchild ? eve 's voice : yes , but it 's not the son you think . julian : i have to go to the mansion and take care of something for sheridan . i 'll see you later , yes ? eve : oh , whitney , what have i done to you ? and not only to you , but to my grandchild ? nurse : dr. russell -- eve : yes , cherie ? cherie : theresa lopez - fitzgerald has gone into labor . eve : no , it 's too soon for that . nurse : i know . theresa : ow ! nurse : dr. russell 's on her way . ethan : then maybe -- maybe she can give her something to stop the labor . theresa : ah ! gwen : oh , god , she ca n't have the baby now . i mean , it 's too soon . theresa : oh ! pilar : que dios nos ayude , por favor . paloma : si , dios ayudara . theresa : no ! oh ! the baby is coming ! i 'm having the baby now ! ow ! ow ! ow ! rebecca : i will not be thrown out like garbage . i 'll simply have to kill eve . katherine : i am begging you , please do n't tell another soul what you and luis are planning to do . martin : i 'll stay as long as i want . i wo n't abandon my daughter now . luis : you 're not going anywhere . gwen : if we lose our daughter , i 'm going to die .
theresa escapes her pains for a while , but they soon start up again in earnest after she refuses to stop talking about her father and arguing with paloma about mrs. wheeler . eve finally tells all that the father of whitney 's baby is fox . problem is , that 's not true .
fancy : sis , i know you ca n't make it back in time . i just wanted to let you know what 's happening . yeah , you 're right . you 're right , it 's better to remember ethan the way he used to be , not the way he is now . soon , i think . poor gwen feels she has no excuse but to execute ethan 's living will and take him off life support . that 's one of the reasons i hate theresa so much . not only has she tried at least twice to murder grandfather , but she 's to blame for ethan being in an irreversible coma , and yet she has the gall to insist he be kept alive , to hell with what ethan and gwen agreed to . what does fox think ? i ca n't imagine he 'd side with theresa . the bennett 's are all supporting gwen . oh , and kay bennett , ethan 's half sister , is dating fox . [ scene_break ] fox : wow . i mean , the way you 've incorporated projected staffing requirements for our singapore project with drawdown 's from our existing asian offices is incredible . it lets everyone see the bigger picture , you know ? i 'm sure my grandfather 's going to be as pleased as i am . valerie : thank you , fox . i love it when i can make you smile . kay : oh . fox was sweet to let me come in late so i could spend some time with maria , but this is ridiculous . well , i was n't really planning on simone to stop by to tell me she was a lesbian , either . [ scene_break ] eve : you ready to turn the respirator off , gwen ? gwen : eve , i know this is what ethan wanted and we all came here to honor his wishes , but to actually do it , i mean , to actually end his life , eve , i do n't think i can do this . sheridan : gwen , there 's no rush . eve : of course -- of course not . by all means , take some more time . gwen : eve , i do n't need time , i need strength . i need strength to do what ethan wanted me to do . gwen : i 'm sorry . ethan , i 'm so sorry . i 'm just being weak and i 'm being selfish and i 'm very afraid to do this . eve : i know how hard this is , gwen . i -- i can turn it off if you 'd like . gwen : um -- eve , i 'm going to do it . i 'm going to do it because i 'm ethan 's wife and he trusted me to do it , and i need to be strong . i 'm going to do it . sheridan : do you want some time alone with ethan before you -- gwen : no , we -- we 're his family . we 're his family . he was always there for us , and now we are all going to be here for him . i love you . i love you so much , ethan . i hope you can hear me . i love you . and i 'm going to be strong for you , ok ? i 'm going to be strong enough to let you go . i love you that much . [ scene_break ] noah : you want me to help you kidnap ethan ? theresa : yes . noah , i ca n't manage ethan and all the medical equipment by myself , but we 've got to act fast . you know , we 've got to stop gwen before she takes ethan off life support . noah : listen , theresa , all right , ethan is my half brother and i love him , but he is in an irreversible coma , all right ? he and gwen decided a long time ago that if this were ever to happen , he did n't want to be kept alive by machines . theresa : no , that 's not what ethan stated . in his living will , he said that he did not want to be kept alive by machines if he was brain dead . he 's not . he has brain function , noah , which means there 's hope for ethan to recover someday , and that is why we 've got to get a move on . now , come on , let 's go . noah : wait , wait , wait . look , you 're making it out to sound like gwen is trying to kill ethan , but she 's not , all right ? you are the one who 's responsible for ethan eating that tainted guacamole and lapsing into a coma . theresa : and that is all the more reason that i need to help ethan now . i need to kidnap him to save his life . now , come on , will you help me , please ? noah : no , i will not . theresa : ok , fine . you know what , if you 're not going to help me , i 'm going to do this myself . noah : no , you 're not . i 'm not going to let you . theresa : noah , you can not stop me . noah : you want to bet ? if you go anywhere near ethan 's hospital room , i will call the police and have you arrested for attempted kidnapping . [ scene_break ] kay : valerie , what are you doing ? valerie : why , filling in for you , of course . fox : kay , darling , how you doing ? valerie 's just helping me with the singapore project . kay : no more cyberworms , i hope . fox : no , no , we did have a little scare , but valerie took care of it , so -- kay : oh , great . fox : yeah . kay : hey , sorry i 'm late . simone stopped by and she wanted to talk and it was really important . fox : no , no , no big deal . it 's ok , we got it covered . do n't worry about it . kay : ok , well , i had a thought on the drive over . fox : great , i 'm all ears . valerie : me , too . kay : what if crane put its human resource information on the network server so that all the employees worldwide could access it whenever they needed it ? fox : you know , that 's really brilliant . i never thought about that . i 'll get tech support on it right away . valerie 's voice : oh , this wo n't do . valerie : um , sorry to bust your bubble , but what kay 's suggesting has been tried already and it did n't work . tech services spent tons of time and money on the idea and it was a complete disaster . because of security reasons , it was a disaster . fox : hmm . valerie : no matter what they did , hackers kept getting into the crane systems , and we all know how alistair is about computer security . the project manager got fired and still has n't found work . kay : but the security programs have improved a lot lately . valerie : not enough . kay : well , what about maybe -- fox : thanks for the heads - up , valerie . i really appreciate that . valerie : oh , just doing my job . fox : right . valerie : you 've been blamed for enough around here lately . green - lighting kay 's idea would 've really made you look bad . but do n't feel bad , though , kay . maybe your next idea will fly . kay : i 'll keep trying . valerie : good for you . kay : so what have i missed ? fox : right . well , with regards to the singapore project , actually -- valerie : uh , fox , forgive me , but we 're on a deadline . if you spend time getting kay up to speed , you might miss it . fox : right . i tell you what , babe , i 'll fill you in later tonight , ok ? kay : ok . so what can i do to help you now ? fox : i 'm glad you brought it up . there 's a project that i want you to manage . valerie : there 's a limited amount of time to do it , but it will affect everyone here directly at the complex . kay : wow . fox : i want you to head up the christmas party committee . kay : the christmas party ? fox : yeah , yeah , it 's a big deal . valerie : huge . fox : yeah , people look forward to it all year . valerie : these are the invitations and the envelopes they go in . fox : right . and i figure , you know , once you 're done stuffing those , i 'm going to have personnel come down , they 're going to give you a roster of our employees , and i thought you could write down , you know , hand - write all the invitations . i thought that 'd be nice . valerie : yeah , everyone loves the personal touch . kay : fox , look , i 'll help you do whatever you want me to do , but is n't there something more important i can help you with ? fox : more important than christmas ? valerie : i 'm jealous that you get to have all the fun while i have to work here with fox on the singapore project . fox : see , valerie 's jealous . kay : um , i 'll get right on it , ok ? `` ' tis the season to be jolly . `` [ scene_break ] theresa : noah , you let me go now , please . i 've got to get to the hospital , and soon , before it 's too late . noah : look , theresa , it may already be too late , all right ? gwen is down there with my dad and ivy talking to dr. russell right now about honoring ethan 's wishes . theresa : no . no , no , please , let me go ! you know what , if you do n't let me go , i 'm going to kick you where it hurts the most . noah : ok , but , theresa , look , you need to let ethan go . theresa : no , no , noah , i love him . noah : great , i know you love him , all right , theresa , but so does gwen , and she is ethan 's wife . theresa : ethan only married gwen because she was pregnant , noah . that 's the truth , ok ? he stayed with her out of guilt , but he 's in love with me . he told me himself that he loves me . noah : none of that matters now . theresa : of course it matters ! noah : no , it does n't , theresa , all right ? this is n't about who loves who the most . it 's about honoring ethan 's wishes to be let go if there 's no chance for him to be his old self again , and there is n't . theresa : well , of course there is . god says where there is life , there is hope . i mean , think of all the medical advances these days , ok ? there 's people who 've had strokes , people who have had cancer , even aids , ok ? they used to be written off as hopeless . not anymore . and who knows , noah , maybe tomorrow a scientist could come up with some kind of drug that reverses irreversible comas . it could be in a week , it could be in a month , or even in a year , but ethan has to be kept alive in order to have a chance , a chance at a normal life again . that 's why i wo n't give up on him . that 's why i can not let gwen kill him . look , ethan is your brother . i know you love him . please help me save him . help me save ethan . [ scene_break ] sam : ethan , i 'm so sorry . i wish we had more time together as father and son . we had so much to make up for , so much still to look forward to . i guess we 're going to have to wait till i get where you 're going now . do n't forget -- save me a seat on the 50-yard line . i 'm going to miss you . goodbye , son . sam : i love you . ivy : oh , ethan . ethan , it 's mommy , and i love you , too . i love you and i will think about you every day for the rest of my life until i join you . sheridan : ethan , my special nephew , blood may not bind us together , but it never really did . love is what made our relationship special and lasting . and i will always love you . and even though julian 's not here , i know that he 'll always love you , too . do n't worry about gwen . we 'll look after her and jane for you , we promise . eve : gwen ? whenever you 're ready . gwen : ok . ok . [ scene_break ] valerie : i had legal draw up a summary of u.s. trade laws relevant to the singapore project . fox : great . thank you . thank you . you know , before i get into this , i 'm going to go see about kay . i 'm going to make sure she did n't get her feelings hurt . valerie : that 's one way to handle it . fox : well , what 's another way to handle it ? valerie : doing nothing . sometimes the less said about something the better . there 's no shame in organizing the christmas party , but if you apologize for it , well , then she will feel ashamed . fox : i do n't want her to feel ashamed , i just want her to be happy . valerie : i think kay 's doing just fine . [ scene_break ] kay : gosh , i know fox and i agreed i 'd have less responsibilities because of the whole computer virus crisis , but planning the office christmas party ? bah , humbug . hmm . hey , fancy . you mind if i come in for a sec ? fancy : not at all . kay : thanks . fancy : what 's all this ? kay : oh , they 're invitations to the office christmas party . fox put me in charge of planning it . fancy : congratulations . kay : thanks , but i 'm not really that into it . fancy : you 're as upset about ethan as i am . kay : of course i 'm upset . i mean , he 's our half brother . you know , ever since that whole secret came out that he , you know , was your mom 's son with my dad , i 've just really come to love him a lot . i just hope he gets better soon . fancy : oh , that 's right , you do n't know . kay : know what ? fancy : um -- all of ethan 's tests show that he 's in an irreversible coma . there 's no chance ethan will ever get better . kay : what ? fancy : yeah , i 'm afraid so . kay : well , how 'd you find this out ? when ? fancy : earlier today . kay : oh , god . i was so busy this morning . i had maria , and then simone stopped by -- fancy : kay , i hate to be the one to tell you this , but your dad and my mother are at the hospital now with gwen . they went to see dr. russell about disconnecting ethan from life support . kay : oh , my god . fancy : nobody wants to do it , but it 's what ethan wants . his living will clearly states that he 'd rather be dead than be kept alive by machines , so gwen feels she has to honor his wishes . kay : our poor brother is just lying in the hospital on his deathbed . fancy : and theresa , who 's to blame for it , is walking around scot - free . [ scene_break ] noah : theresa , look , i agree with you up to a point . theresa : ok . all right . then you 'll help me kidnap ethan to stop gwen from killing him ? noah : no , i wo n't . theresa : why not ? noah : because gwen is n't killing ethan , all right ? she 's honoring his wishes , all right ? my dad , ivy , dr. russell , even the courts are behind her on this . theresa : no , that was alistair 's doing , noah . noah : theresa , i know you went to judge reilly to try to get an injunction . theresa : yeah , i did , i did , i did , and no judge , no attorney in this town is going to help me because they 're all afraid of alistair . noah : look , i 'm not a lawyer , all right , but i suspect that even if you had gotten a restraining order , a higher court would reverse it on gwen 's appeal . i mean , she is ethan 's wife , and she and both of his parents support his desire not to be kept alive by artificial means ! theresa : i do n't care ! all right ? i do n't care ! i 'm not going to just stand by and watch gwen kill the man that i love . i do n't care what it takes . noah : you know , i heard that you were obsessed with ethan , and seeing you now proves it , all right , but kidnapping a comatose patient on life support is so far out there , theresa , even for you . theresa : ok , it was n't my idea , all right ? it was n't . ok , the kidnapping part -- that was , yes , but this woman that i just happened to run into , she suggested that i do whatever it takes to save ethan 's life . noah : ok , what woman ? theresa : i do n't know , this woman that i met right here . she made me realize that if i want to stop something from happening , i can stop that . all i have to do in order to save ethan is to take matters into my own hands . that means that i have to physically remove ethan from the hospital , away from the people who are trying to kill him , and then pray , just pray that he comes out of his coma . noah : theresa , look , i feel sorry for you , ok ? i feel sorry for you and ethan and everybody in this whole situation , all right , but kidnapping the guy ? it 's nuts . it wo n't work . theresa : if you help me , it will work . noah : well , i wo n't . theresa : what if i pay you ? noah : ha ! pay me ? theresa : yeah , what if i pay you ? when you came back to harmony , you know , i heard that you had , you know , some problems with money . noah : well , yeah , i mean , thanks to big al putting the screws on me and my family . theresa : yes , well , i can change that . noah , look at me , please . i can make things happen . i am mrs. alistair crane . i 'll give you whatever you want , however much money that you need if you will just help me kidnap ethan to save his life . noah : i do not want alistair 's money . theresa : ok . all right , noah , let me tell you something , ok ? i used to have a lot of pride , but that did not get me anywhere . take the money , noah . take the money , and you know what you can do ? you can help your father keep his home , all right ? you can give the money to charity . i do n't care what you do with it as long as you help me kidnap ethan before it 's too late ! noah : look , even if i wanted to -- theresa : you could ! you totally could . i know you used to be a paramedic . noah : well , i was , but i have n't kept up with it . theresa : well , it has n't been that long , right ? i mean , surely you can move ethan . he 's only connected to an i.v . and a respirator . i know you can handle that . [ scene_break ] gwen : i ca n't believe i did it . i ca n't believe i let ethan go . ivy : oh , god , my baby , my precious baby . sam : go in peace , son . ivy : no . no , no , not ethan . no , no ! gwen : ivy , what are you doing ? sam : ivy , we all agreed that taking ethan off life support was for the best . ivy : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i know , i know that we 're here to honor ethan 's wishes about not being kept alive by artificial means , and i -- i stand by that , i do . i do n't want to see him trapped in his body and i do n't want to see him wasting away month after month , year after year , i do n't , but -- eve : why did you turn on the respirator , ivy ? ivy : because what if there 's a chance , one chance , that between his last test and now he could be getting better ? eve : oh , god , i wish that were the case . but ethan 's condition has n't changed from the first day that he was brought into the hospital . sam : are you sure ? eve : i have no reason to doubt it . but i will do an additional set of tests , gwen , if you want me to just to be sure . ivy : oh , please , gwen . i know , i 'm sorry . please , please ? gwen : we all need to be at peace with this . if that means running more tests over and over again , then by all means , eve , please run the tests again . [ scene_break ] kay : look , fancy , i know that theresa has done more than her share of wild and crazy things , but her brother miguel said , you know , that she only did them out of love , especially when it came to ethan . fancy : well , miguel was too close to theresa to see her for the self - serving psycho she really is . we are losing our brother because of her , kay -- our brother . you ca n't forgive her for that . you just ca n't . kay : but we 've all done things we should n't have for love . fancy : you 're starting to sound like noah . kay : why , did he defend theresa ? fancy : more than i thought he should . i wrote it off to noah 's history with theresa 's brother luis . kay : noah practically worshipped luis when he was younger . fancy : then luis could n't be anything like theresa . it 's a shame he 's dead and she is n't . kay : fancy . fancy : please do n't defend her . noah started to and we almost got into a fight because of it . kay : so i take it you two are back on ? fancy : yes . hopefully , for keeps this time . we kept letting things come between us , so we made a pact not to let anyone or anything keep us apart . we 're going to be open and honest with each other from now on so we 're always on the same page . kay : wow , that sounds great . i wish fox and i could be open and honest with each other . fancy : why ca n't you be ? kay : because i 'd look worse compared to valerie than i already do . [ scene_break ] valerie : this is a list of contacts outside the company who have influence with the chinese government . fox : right . valerie : thaddeus beezak is especially well - connected . fox : you know , i think i 'm going to go check on kay . valerie : you 're the boss . fox : yeah . valerie : oh , wow ! fox : what ? valerie : oh , i thought i 'd check your email while you were checking on kay . fox : uh - huh ? valerie : turns out singapore 's already responded to the material we sent . fox : so soon ? valerie : yeah , see for yourself . fox : wow . hey , great . you know , i should really get to this first , and then i 'll go check on kay . [ scene_break ] theresa : ok , if we 're going to kidnap ethan , then the first thing we need to do is make a list . noah : whoa , theresa , hold on . i did n't say -- theresa : no , we need a lot of money , ok ? we need a lot of money on hand so that we can , you know , bribe the staff at the hospital and we need a lot of money to live on , ok , for a month . no , you know what , let 's just make it six months just to be safe . noah : whoa , theresa , time - out , ok ? theresa : we also need the hospital - issue uniforms , all right ? so we can either -- i do n't know , we can steal those or we can just , you know , pay off one of the orderlies . all right , what else ? noah : ok , please slow down . theresa : oh , i know , we need transportation . not a car . it 's got to be a van , yeah , with a lot of clothes and food , you know , for us and clothes for ethan , and then we need the power supply for ethan 's respirator and extra i.v . bags . all right , what else ? noah : a sanity check , theresa , all right , because this so - called plan of yours -- it 's not going to cut it ! theresa : why not ? noah : look , because if by some fluke or miracle you manage to get ethan out of the hospital , where are you going to take him ? theresa : well , that 's a brilliant question , noah . yes , it 's brilliant . ok , where am i going to take him ? um -- well , i ca n't be interrupted , ok , because i 'm going to be caring for ethan around the clock until i bring him out of his coma , so no hotel . ok . the cranes , the cranes -- they have this cabin up in the mountains and it 's remote and nobody ever goes there . noah : yeah , maybe not now , all right , but let 's say by some miracle you manage to get ethan out of the hospital room , right ? the second that he 's found missing , they will know that you snatched him , and where is the first place that they will look ? the crane cabin . theresa : ok , well , what if i leave a fake trail and that throws them off course ? noah : yeah , and that 'll buy you a little bit of time , but eventually they 're going to find you up there , they 're going to have you arrested , you 're going to go to prison , and ethan will have the plug pulled on him anyway . theresa : maybe , noah , maybe , ok ? but you know what , i am willing to do the time if it means that i have the slimmest chance of saving ethan 's life . i 'm going to do this whether you are in or not . noah : you are going to do this no matter what i say , huh ? theresa : i have to . i have to save ethan 's life . [ scene_break ] sam : eve insisted that ethan 's lab results would get top priority . sheridan : i 'm glad we 're testing him one more time . ivy : i know , maybe -- maybe there 's hope still . it would be wonderful if ethan recovered in time for our wedding . sam : it 'd be incredible . gwen : god , please , please let eve find some improvement or some hope for improvement . anything . anything so i do n't have to take ethan off life support . sheridan : how 's james doing ? chris : he 's loving the hospital daycare and the nurses are loving him . sheridan : kids can roll with the punches so much easier than adults do . i envy that . chris : you take such good care of your friends , sheridan . let me take care of you . sheridan : you are just by being here . chris : i hope i did n't freak you out earlier by telling you what i wish for us . sheridan : no , i 'm glad that you opened up to me . there are things that i want to share with you , too , but not now , not while ethan 's life is hanging in the balance . [ scene_break ] fancy : kay , why are you comparing yourself to valerie ? i 've heard through the grapevine that you 're doing a great job as fox 's assistant . kay : yeah , i thought i was , too , until i was blamed for causing this computer virus to get into all the crane systems . it was this huge mess worldwide . fancy : i think i saw an email about that . who can keep track ? kay : but i did n't do it , i swear . fancy : i believe you . kay : yeah , well , fox did n't at first . i mean , he totally blamed me for landing him in hot water with alistair . fancy : ouch . kay : yeah , well , i mean , he 's apologized since , but it 's obvious he does n't trust me anymore , at least not like he used to . you know , i 've gone from helping him with the singapore project to now stuffing envelopes for the christmas party . meanwhile , valerie , who supposedly works for chad , is now weaseling her way in to help fox land the deal . fancy : valerie sounds like she could be trouble . kay : i do n't know , maybe i 'm overreacting . i mean , she 's always been nice to me . it 's just , you know , she 's in and i 'm out all of a sudden . fancy : we 'll just see about that . [ scene_break ] noah : you know , ethan told me a while back that you had a thing for him , but it is way more intense than that . you 're obsessed . theresa : look , i love ethan , ok , and he loves me . and i know that if the situation were reversed , ethan would stop at nothing to save my life . he 's like luis that way , ok ? ethan would never give up on me . noah : yeah , luis really was a great guy . i used to look up to him . you know , he used to coach the basketball team at the youth center . he took us to win a bunch of regional championships . god , he was such a great guy . he did so much for me , and i never got a chance to pay him back . theresa : then help me save ethan . do it for luis . noah : you are absolutely shameless , theresa . using your brother to get me to help you ? theresa : no , i 'm going to do whatever i have to do in order for you to help me save ethan 's life . look , you say that you admire luis and what he stood for ? then help me save ethan 's life . luis would want you to . [ scene_break ] fancy : i 'm going to have a little talk with my brother . if fox really forgave you for this computer virus incident , then you should be helping him with the singapore project , not valerie . kay : no , i do n't want you to say anything to him , ok ? i do n't want to cause any more trouble . i 'm just going to plan the christmas party like he asked me to and i 'll find a way to win back his confidence . fancy : good for you , kay . just remember that your place is by fox 's side , not valerie . [ scene_break ] valerie : that 's your main motive ? to break up fox and kay ? why ? they 're in love . you 'll only hurt your own son if you do that . ivy : oh , he can take it . and better a little hurt now than a lot of hurt later on . valerie : what could she do to him ? ivy : my son ethan is near death in an i.c.u . room because of a woman , and kay is a schemer just like theresa . i will not let anything like that happen to fox . valerie : let 's suppose for a minute i do what you say and help tear fox and kay apart . what 's the upside for me ? ivy : you are a bright young woman , and we both know you 're ambitious . if you 're going to catch a crane , why not try for the one who 's soon to be out of an ill - fated relationship ? valerie : fox ? ivy : bravo . fox : valerie , i 'm glad you 're here to help me . valerie : it 's my pleasure , fox . do n't tell chad , but i think you and i make one hell of a team . fox : well , do n't tell kay , but i think you 're probably right . [ scene_break ] sheridan : maybe eve will find a reason to keep ethan alive . gwen : that 's what i 'm praying for . sheridan : because it was your decision to honor ethan 's wish to let him go . gwen : sheridan , i never even thought about dealing with this afterwards . i mean , how did you let luis go ? sheridan : i do n't think i ever will completely let him go . but having james to focus on has helped . and luis helped , too . gwen : what do you mean ? sheridan : he appeared to me on the beach . gwen : like a ghost ? sheridan : i do n't know , it was more solid , more real . i do n't know , maybe it was just a vision or a dream , but whatever it was , it was definitely luis . he told me that it was time to let go of the past . he wanted me to find happiness without him . at first i was n't open to the idea , but in the end i agreed to do what luis asked of me . so that 's what i 'm trying to do . i 'm trying to move on , rebuild my life . gwen : with chris and james ? sheridan : maybe . i do n't know yet . i do know that luis was right , it 's time for me to move on and let go . now , if eve comes back and she does n't have good news about ethan , you 've got to let him go like he wanted you to . gwen : sheridan , i do n't want to let him go . sheridan : you 'll have to be brave . you 'll have to do what ethan is counting on you to do . you 'll have to let ethan go so that he can move on . gwen : oh , god , help me do this . [ scene_break ] theresa : please , noah , help me save ethan , for luis ' sake . noah : theresa , luis -- he believed in the law , ok ? he would n't be behind you trying to kidnap ethan , on top of trying to kill alistair . theresa : are you in or not ? all right , fine . you know what ? if you wo n't help me , i 'll go find somebody else , i 'll pay off somebody else . i mean , that is the greatest thing about being mrs. alistair crane , because i 've got a ton of money , right ? so i 'll just use the crane blood money to save ethan 's life . noah : no , look , you ca n't , all right ? you have to give up this crazy idea , theresa . you have to let ethan go . theresa : no , never . [ scene_break ] fox : all right , i 'm going to check on kay . i do n't want her to think i forgot about her . valerie 's voice : think , girl , think . valerie : fox ? fox : yeah ? valerie : it 's sweet that you care , but kay might think you 're checking up on her , that you do n't trust that she can do something as simple as stuffing envelopes . fox : right , well , i do n't want her to think that . valerie : then leave well enough alone . besides , we 've got so much work , and every minute counts . fox : yeah , i 'm sure you 're right . if i want to take over crane industries one day and give kay and maria the life that i think they deserve , i should probably get back to work , right ? valerie : i 'm sure kay will understand . fox : right . valerie 's voice : and if she does n't and pitches a fit , all the better for me landing fox . [ scene_break ] fancy : kay , do n't worry about valerie moving in on your turf with fox . kay : well , how can i not be ? i mean , she 's smart , she 's efficient , she knows the company inside out . i mean , she 's a bigger help to him on the singapore project than i could ever be . fancy : even if that 's true , valerie could never take your place . fox loves you . valerie 's just another employee -- with divided loyalties to fox 's competition , i might add . kay : chad ? fancy : valerie might be assisting fox for the moment , but she 'll be out and you 'll be back in before you know it . kay : i hope so . fancy : i know so . it 's not like valerie 's a witch who cast a spell on fox . kay 's voice : no , i had tabitha do that for me , and the spell finally seems to be working . i think i 'm losing fox to his career and valerie . [ scene_break ] gwen : eve , do you have the test results ? eve : yes . ivy : and ? eve : i 'm sorry . sam : oh , no . eve : ethan 's condition remains unchanged . he 's still in an irreversible coma , with no hope of improvement or recovery . sheridan : you 're sure ? eve : i 'm positive . gwen : ok . well , now we know for sure . now we know we have to do what ethan wanted . i 'm going to do it . i 'm going to do it to end the agony for all of us , especially for you . ok . [ scene_break ] theresa : this is absolutely ridiculous , ok ? you can not hold me forever , all right ? sooner or later , you 're going to have to let me go , and when you do , i 'm off to the hospital to save ethan . noah : maybe by then it 'll be too late . theresa : no , no , now let me go . noah : theresa , i am doing this for your own good . theresa : ok . all right , let me ask you something . say the woman that you love with all of your heart and soul was in ethan 's position . would n't you try to save her ? theresa : say fancy was the great love of your life and alistair was set to pull the plug on her . would n't you do everything in your power to save her life ? noah : yes . i would never forgive myself if i did n't at least try . theresa : that 's how i feel about ethan . noah : yeah , i get it . theresa : does this mean that you 're going to help me kidnap ethan to save his life ? noah : yes . i will help you kidnap ethan . theresa : thank you ! thank you . [ next_on ] fox : what the hell is wrong with you ? ow ! fancy : no , fox , what the hell is wrong with you ? rebecca : when is theresa going to pay for costing ethan his life ? man : who the heck are you , lady ? theresa : i 'm the woman who just bought an ambulance .
gwen , ivy , sam , sheridan , and eve are in ethan 's room as gwen gets ready to turn the machines keeping ethan alive off . she explains to him again why she 's doing this , hoping that he can hear her , then flips the switch and they all wait for him to die . as the minutes pass , ivy realizes she ca n't let her son go and runs over to flip it back on , telling the others that she could n't stand it if they let him die when there was a chance he could get better , or a cure would be found . eve agrees to run another round of tests to see if there has been any improvement , but when they come back showing he 's the same as always , gwen gets her trigger finger ready to flip again . meanwhile , on the wharf , theresa is pleading with noah to help her kidnap ethan , take him to the crane cabin , and nurse him until he either gets better or a cure is found . he argues , telling her if she does it he will have her arrested for kidnapping . she continues arguing , and finally asks what he would do if it were fancy lying there and alistair was wanting to let her die . that caused him to see it the way she does , and he agrees to help .
sam : oh , my god , ivy . i thought you were through packing . ivy : i am . this is just the last of my stuff . sam : good , because i want you out of my house and i want you to stay out . ivy : sam , i hope you know how sorry i am about everything that 's happened . sam : that 's happened ? you mean what you did , do n't you ? you deliberately , viciously destroyed my marriage . ivy : i know . i did . but it 's just because i -- sam : just get out of my sight , all right ? ivy : i 'm just waiting for the cab company to call me back and let me know they 're here . sam : fine then i 'll leave . ivy : i 'm waiting for the movers to arrive . sam : great . just do n't be here when i get back . ivy : must be the cab company . hello . grace : who is this ? ivy : this is ivy winthrop . grace : i thought so , you little tramp . what are you doing in my house ? get out , ivy . get out now ! [ scene_break ] charity : oh , miguel , i love you so much . miguel : and i love you . i ca n't believe you 're back . kay : i ca n't believe she 's here , either . how did this happen , simone ? simone : i do n't know , kay . but i know it 's killing you to see charity back with miguel . [ scene_break ] fox : this is wrong , father . i hate breaking her heart like this . julian : you 're only doing what 's necessary to keep the woman you love . fox : look at her . she 's devastated . julian : you did n't force miguel to make love to charity . you merely provided the opportunity , and he took it . fox : bastard . julian : exactly . i have to check on the overseas markets . i 'll speak with you later . you remember something . you remember what i said , you stay strong . you will win . fox : i do love you , kay . i 'm sorry to bring charity back , but it was the only way for you to realize that miguel is a dirty rat who does n't deserve you . [ scene_break ] kay : i ca n't watch this anymore . simone : no . you ca n't run away from this . you have to confront miguel . you need to know why he just suddenly forgot all about loving you . kay : i know why , because he 's still in love with her . i do n't have to hear it from him to know that . simone : but he made promises to you . he owes you an explanation and an apology . kay : what difference does it make ? he does n't love me . he never did . miguel : i want to make this official . when do you want to get married ? make you my wife ? how soon can we plan the wedding ? charity : miguel , i 'm not getting married . miguel : not getting -- charity : i 'm sorry , but i do n't want to marry you . [ scene_break ] eve : julian . julian : what is it , eve ? you seem upset . eve : it 's terrible . it 's just a mistake . the wrong man -- picked the wrong man . julian : what are you saying ? are you saying that you still love me and you made a mistake by going back to t.c . ? [ scene_break ] luis : i love you . fancy : i love you , luis . i want you to make love to me right now . there 's a b & b around the corner . let 's go there . luis : all right . i have n't heard of it . is it new ? fancy : yeah . it just opened . luis : let 's go find out . fancy : ok . no , wait . sheridan : what am i doing ? following them around like a jealous lover . this is ridiculous . i let luis go . i chose to stay married to chris . i have to stop this . but i ca n't . i have to know what they 're doing . [ scene_break ] valerie : i still ca n't believe it . ethan : mm - hmm , believe it . i knew there was something wrong about that guy . valerie : but jared 's credentials were solid . ethan : yeah . well , theresa 's background check obviously was n't thorough enough . but now we know jared 's little secret . i just hope i can find theresa in time to warn her . valerie : who are you calling ? ethan : i 'm trying kay and fox 's wedding shower . i think she was planning to go to that . i just hope she has n't gotten in too deep with this guy . because this kind of news is going to destroy her . [ scene_break ] theresa : i love you so much , jared . jared : i love you , too , tess . i want it to be like this forever . theresa : yeah , you and me . no one else . just you and me . [ scene_break ] julian : what are you saying ? are you saying that you made a mistake going back to t.c . ? eve : what ? no , julian , that 's not why i was trying to find you . julian : why are you bothering me ? i have nothing to say to you . eve : no . julian , please . would you listen to me just for one minute ? please , this involves sheridan and fancy . julian : what about them ? eve : they 're both in love with luis . and that means one of them is going to get terribly hurt . julian : do n't be ridiculous . sheridan is married to chris and she 's given luis and fancy her blessing . eve : no , no . she may have said that , but she did n't mean it . i just came from speaking to sheridan , and , julian , she is in such bad shape . she 's following luis and fancy around . she 's spying on them . julian : why are you telling me this ? i 'm not my sister 's keeper . eve : yes . but it 's your daughter . i mean , surely you must care about fancy . julian : i do n't understand what you 're telling me . eve : i 'm worried about what sheridan might do to fancy . sheridan is a crane like you . and you know , better than anyone , that when you cranes feel threatened , that you 're gon na lose something that you love , you react with rage . no rational thinking . just uncontrolled , unreasonable rage . and i 'm just terribly afraid of what 's going to happen . [ scene_break ] fancy : there it is . luis : harmony 's newest no - tell motel ? fancy : not at all . one of the ladies in the juniorl league built it after her husband died . it 's absolutely perfect for us . luis : i guess anything is better than your damn car , is n't it ? fancy : it will be perfect . luis : ok . luis : hold on . old woman : hey , stop . you 've got my purse . help ! someone took my purse ! man : shut up , you old bag . old woman : oh . fancy : oh no . luis : duty calls . you take care of the woman . i got the kid . fancy : yeah , but -- duty calls . [ scene_break ] theresa : oh , my gosh . jared : you 're amazing . theresa : no , you 're amazing . i 'm glad you came back to the wharf . jared : so am i . theresa : not many men would be able to put aside their pride the way that you did . jared : yeah , well ... i did n't really have a choice . i told you i ca n't imagine a future without you . you 're the only woman i want . theresa : i 'm not going to disappoint you . jared : i know , thank you . oh , let it go , tess . theresa : i 've got to get it . it could be valerie with the numbers from the overseas market , ok ? just a second ? jared : all right . theresa : ok . let 's see here . hello . oh , yeah . hi , valerie . ethan : theresa , thank god . listen , it 's me . we have to talk right now . theresa : yes ? jared 's voice : ethan . [ scene_break ] julian : now you 're an authority on everything crane . we ca n't be rational , is that what you are saying ? eve : not when you think it 's about something you care about ? julian : this is ridiculous . i 'm not going to be drawn into this little melodrama starring sheridan and fancy . eve : julian , please . please do n't take this lightly . i 'm seriously worried about what sheridan may do to fancy , what fancy may do to sheridan . i mean , they 're both cranes and they both want the same man . i mean , if that is n't a recipe for disaster , i do n't know what is . julian : and just what disaster are you predicting ? eve : julian , you know better than anyone what a violent reaction cranes have when they feel like they 've been crossed . it changes them . look how it 's changed you . julian : you see , you 're wrong about that . for me to be changed , i would have to care that i lost you and i truly do n't . eve : that 's not true . you do care . when we were together , you were so loving , so kind , and so open . and then you turned back into that old julian that everyone hated . now you 're heartless and cold and bitter . julian : mm , well if i were in your position , i do n't think i 'd be so quick to criticize me and my family . eve : what position ? what are you talking about ? julian : i 'm talking about your friend , grace -- or your ex - friend grace . the woman whose life you destroyed . from what i hear , she 's coming back to harmony . i 'm sure she 'll have a few choice words for you when she finds out what you did . you know , i really would n't want to be you when you have to face the wrath of little gracie . [ scene_break ] ivy : look , grace , it 's not what you think . grace : then what is it , ivy ? what are you doing still there ? i mean , you ca n't possibly think that sam wants anything to do with you , because he despises you . ivy : i know . i just came by to get the last of my stuff and make sure my furniture was marked for the movers . grace : furniture ? are you telling me that julian actually let you move some things out of the crane mansion ? ivy : some things . things that were mine before i married julian . grace : whatever . i just want you to get out , ivy , and never show your face again . ivy : that 's what i 'm doing , grace . grace : you know , i ca n't believe you have the nerve to stay in harmony after everything you did . and do n't think that i 'm not going to make you pay , because i 'm going to . i have every intention of destroying your life , just like you destroyed mine . i am going to make you suffer just like i suffered , you bitch . ivy : grace , you sound like a crazy person . grace : i am crazy . you took my husband , my children . you took years off of my life . my daughter jessica went crazy because of you and allowed herself to become a prostitute . you know , you even wrapped kay up in your evil plan , and now she is so polluted by your sins that she is going to marry a crane ! that is something i thought would never happen to one of my children . ivy : now wait a second . my son fox is a fine young man and kay is lucky -- lucky -- to have him . and just for the record , i 'm not any happier about them getting married than you are . and if there 's a god in heaven , somehow they will be kept apart . [ scene_break ] miguel : i do n't understand . you said you still loved me . charity : i do , miguel . i love you so much . it 's just i do n't want to get married yet . i 'm too young . i want to have a career . miguel : you still want to be a fashion designer ? charity : maybe . i 've been away from harmony for such a long time that i 've seen what it takes to have the kind of life i want . miguel : i can give you a good life . charity : i do n't doubt that , miguel . it 's just marriage is n't something that i want right now . i may never get married . miguel : so are you saying you do n't want to be with me after all ? charity : no , nothing like that . i want you in my life , miguel . i just do n't want to get married . kay : is she crazy ? does this mean i still have a chance with him ? simone : why would you want to ? you just saw him making love to another woman . kay : i know , but i love him . charity : you and kay have a daughter together and i know you 're the kind of man who wants to be with his family . we can still be in love , still be together . miguel : so are you saying you 'd still want to be with me after i married kay ? charity : if you still want me . miguel : oh , i want you . i love you and i 'll have you any way . kay : simone , i ca n't believe that this is miguel i 'm hearing . he would marry me knowing he would be unfaithful to me ? what happened to him ? simone : i do n't know . but you 've got to ask him . go in there and ask that man . kay : i ca n't . i ca n't . simone : kay . fox : it 's for the best , kay . you 'll have a better life with me . and i wo n't be unfaithful to you . i promise . [ scene_break ] luis : here you go , ma'am . all your money should be inside there . old woman : oh , thank you very much , young man . man : let me go . i did n't do nothing . luis : save your breath , dirt bag . we witnessed the whole thing . harmony pd fancy : are you all right ? do you need help getting home ? old woman : no , no , no . i 'm not feeble , just slow . i 'll be all right . is this dirt bag going to jail ? man : hey ! luis : oh yeah . he 'll be going away for quite some time . old woman : good . let me know when i have to go to court to testify . i 'm very good on the stand . judges love me . fancy : have you done a lot of testifying ? old woman : every chance i get . it 's my civic duty . i guess they do n't teach citizenship anymore , do they , dog breath ? luis : fancy , call the station house and have them send a squad car for this guy . then we 'll get back to that , ahem , business that we had to take care of . fancy : actually i 'm sorry , sir , but i 've already called and nobody 's available . we 're going to have to take him in ourselves . luis : what ? completing that paperwork 's going to take us all night . fancy : i know . luis : it 's like fate is conspiring against us . fancy : i know . we 've got to get to that ... place tonight . man : i got an idea . let me go . you do n't have to take me in . problem solved . old woman : shut your pie hole , you poop - for - brains . i watch a lot of `` law and order . `` only i clean it up a little bit for the church ladies . fancy : well the night 's not getting any younger . what are we going to do ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : thank you for letting me come by so late . gwen : of course . honey , what 's wrong ? sheridan : i just did n't know who else to turn to . gwen : i 'm glad you know you can always come to me . sheridan : thank you . gwen : honey , i 've got the flu . i do n't want you to get sick . sheridan : i had a shot . i 'll be fine . gwen : ok . listen , have a seat . tell me why you 're so upset . sheridan : you know , i -- god -- i 've been following luis and fancy . watching them hold each other , kiss each other . they were off to make love and it was all i could do to keep from following them to that new bed & breakfast inn . what 's wrong with me ? how could i be doing this ? [ scene_break ] ivy : and just so you know , do n't think i 'm any happier about kay and fox than you are . you know , fox could do far better than kay . grace : does my husband know that this is how you feel about our daughter ? what a ridiculous question . of course he does n't . because you would never be honest enough to tell the truth . but do n't you worry , ivy , because it 's all going to come out when i come back to harmony . the world is going to find out how evil you are , and i hope they run you out of town on a rail . ivy : and who is going to do that , grace , you ? the queen of the tomato soup cake ? please , do n't make me laugh . if you want some truth , how about this , grace ? why do n't you ask your husband , why do n't you ask sam , how much he loved making love to me ? ask him about the passion we shared , the passion he said he never felt for anybody but me . grace : that is a lie . ivy : that is not a lie . sam said he finally came alive sexually after all those years of pretending with you . sam : is that grace ? what the hell do you think you 're doing ? my god , just when i think it 's not possible , you make me hate you even more ivy : i wonder if she is going to be so righteous when she finds out what her best friend did -- grace : sam , is that you ? what is ivy saying about eve ? sam : i was going to break it to her gently . grace : sam ! what is going on ? what did ivy say about eve ? [ scene_break ] eve : i 'm not proud of what i 've done , julian . but ivy was blackmailing me . and i agreed to help her because i did n't want t.c . to find out about you and me and our past together . julian : so it 's my fault that you destroyed grace 's marriage ? eve : i did n't say that . but when grace comes back , i 'm going to apologize to her and i 'm going to tell her everything and hope she understands . julian : good luck with that one . eve : julian , all i can do is be as honest and open as i can be . julian : yes , back to being dr. high and mighty , are we ? i believe that grace is going to knock you off that pedestal and you 'll get what you deserve . eve : i know that you 're hurt , julian . i know that 's why you 're lashing out at me . i 'm sorry that we ca n't be together . but i have to be there for t.c . julian : oh yes , because he 's had a stroke and you ca n't abandon your ex- husband -- blah blah . eve : ok , julian , this is getting us off the point . i came to see you because i am worried about your daughter and your sister . if you could just stop with the self - pity for one minute so maybe you can think about them . julian : what would you like for me to do ? eve : well , i want you to talk to sheridan and convince her that it 's too late for her to be with luis . julian : you want . forget that . you do n't care about what i want , why should i care about you want ? theresa : why did you call ? ethan : theresa , where are you ? theresa : that 's really none of your business . ethan : are you with jared ? theresa : that 's not your business . what do you want ? ethan : theresa , i have to talk to you about jared . jared : is that ethan ? why is he calling you ? theresa : ethan , i do n't want to hear it , ok ? whatever it is , i do n't really care . we 're over and you know that . ethan : theresa , i know this . but this is really important . theresa : no , i do n't care , ethan . you made it perfectly clear that it was pointless for me to cling to the hope that one day we would be together . i am in love with jared . i have moved on and i 'm going to stay with him , no matter what you say . [ scene_break ] eve : julian , i 'm not asking you to do anything for me . i told you , i 'm worried about sheridan and fancy . julian : you know , eve , i loved you so much . i put you on this pedestal . well , like t.c . put you on that pedestal until he found out about you and me and our past in el paso and he kicked you out . eve : please , julian . please , let 's not go through this again . julian : the only reason i am bringing this up is that now i know what you did i see i was wrong about you . you were n't the woman i thought you were . i mean , you 're nothing . i 'm through with you . eve : julian , please , what about sheridan and fancy ? julian : leave me alone . i do n't care . [ scene_break ] kay : i ca n't believe this is happening . simone : i 'm so sorry , kay . do you want me to just go with you ? i 'll be right by your side when you confront miguel . kay : no , no , i ca n't . i 've just got to get out of here . i ca n't breathe . simone : maybe we should go for a drive ? kay : yeah , that sounds good . ok , i need some air . simone : ok . you wait here , i 'll go get the car . [ scene_break ] fox : oh , kay , babe . i 'm sorry . i do not like seeing you in such pain . julian : how 's it going ? fox : she 's suffering , father , and it 's killing me . i do n't know if this is worth it . julian : if you love her , it 's worth it . do n't allow yourself to weaken . if you lose the woman you love , you 'll regret it for the rest of your life . fox : are you talking about me or about yourself , father ? [ scene_break ] fancy : i do n't know what we can do but take him in , luis . the squad cars are all busy . luis : no , no , no . there 's got to be some other way . i 've got it . i 'll call sam . he 'll have one of the off - duty officers come take care of this for us . fancy : uh - huh , yeah , you really think the chief will actually do that for us ? luis : he does n't have to know why we 're asking . this is important stuff . can you take care of him ? fancy : um , luis , if we do n't get there tonight , it will have to wait until next week . luis : next week ? fancy : yeah , we 're both on duty tomorrow . luis : then i 'm on a double night shift after that . oh , man . sam 's not answering . old woman : oh , i get it . the two of you want to have a little bit more time so you can make a little whoopee . what 's the matter , hon ? did you take a little blue pill and you ca n't wait two days ? luis : ha ha ha . man : hey ! luis : you heard the lady . shut it up , pie hole . i guess we 're going to have to take him in . fancy : yeah , we do n't have a choice , do we ? luis : nope . let 's take this character down to the station house . and you 're going to have to come with us if you want to file a complaint . old woman : it 's ok by me . oh , hey , is n't that one of your squad cars over there ? fancy : oh yeah . you 're right . hey ! over here , officer in need of assistance ! old woman : i guess you 're going to get lucky after all , huh , handsome ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : am i having a breakdown ? am i losing it ? because i know i 'm acting crazy , but i just ca n't seem to help myself . gwen : you are not having a breakdown . you 're in a horrible situation . sheridan : but i have a wonderful son , i have a wonderful husband . why ca n't i let go of luis ? why am i torturing myself like this ? gwen : maybe you have n't fully let go of the idea of being with luis . honey , you need to make that decision . once you do , you 'll feel a lot better . you 're going to keep getting hurt if you hold on to luis and chris at the same time . it 's the same thing ethan was doing by clinging to the idea of theresa while still holding on to me . sheridan : has ethan given up on her ? gwen : yes . i really , really think ethan finally realizes theresa has moved on . and i think theresa is out of our lives for good . [ scene_break ] ethan : theresa , theresa , listen to me . do n't hang up the phone . there is something i need to tell you about jared , ok ? theresa : you need to stop , ethan , ok ? focus on your wife . you made your choice . leave me alone so i can get on with my life . ethan : theresa , you do n't understand . i 'm trying to save you , ok ? theresa : save me ? what 's that supposed to mean ? ethan : because i have the proof about jared , theresa . theresa : oh , my god . do n't call me back , ok ? ethan : theresa ? theresa , do n't hang up -- damn it . jared : i like the way you handled that . theresa : sorry about that . if i had known it was ethan , i would n't have answered the telephone . jared : maybe you should turn it off . theresa : ok . i 'm going to do that . jared : it 's really not your fault . ethan just ca n't seem to let you go . i ca n't blame the guy . you 're an incredible woman . theresa : i 'm just glad i 'm with you now . jared : are you ? theresa : yeah , but what do you mean ? jared : i saw the way your eyes lit up when you realized it was ethan on the phone . so , i 'm asking you -- are you glad you 're with me , or is ethan still in your heart ? [ scene_break ] sam : grace , honey , hold on , ok ? ivy : do you think i 'm going to let grace live with the delusion that i did this horrible thing alone ? she is going to know i had help , from the professional and saintly friend dr. eve . sam : shut your mouth . do you know how bad this is going to tear her apart ? of course you do , that 's why you 're doing it . you know , you 're nothing but pure evil , ivy . ivy : sam , i -- sam : just get out of here , ok ? please ? ivy : sam . sam : just get out ! sam : grace , listen , honey , i 'm sorry . i ordered ivy out of the house hours ago . i thought she 'd be gone by now . grace : sam , i am so sorry for what you 're going through with that woman . sam : grace , listen , please let 's try to forget the woman even existed , ok ? when are you coming home ? grace : tomorrow , my love . i ca n't wait to see you . i love you so much . sam : i miss you , too , honey . so , so much . grace : sam , what was ivy saying about eve ? i mean , is she ok ? sam : yeah . eve , yeah , well , she 's fine . but -- grace : good . i 've missed her so much . i think i 'm going to call her right now . sam : grace , listen , there 's something i need to tell you . i was going to tell you when you got home , but ivy opened up her big mouth . it 's not something you want to hear . the whole town is talking and i was as shocked as anyone else . grace ? the line is dead . grace : sam ? sam ? hmm , line 's gone . i think i will call eve . she always cheers me up . eve : dr. russell . grace : eve , it 's me , grace . eve : grace ! grace : yes . how are you ? i 've missed you so much . i ca n't wait to see you . eve : oh , where are you ? grace : well , i 'm still in europe . but i 'm coming home to harmony tomorrow . eve : tomorrow ? well , that 's wonderful . grace : yeah , i 'm so happy . you know , i ca n't wait to sit down with you and just catch up on everything . you know , i missed you so much , eve . there is no substitute for a woman 's best friend . grace : i guess you heard about what ivy did ? i can not believe how evil that woman is . how self - centered . caring nothing for anyone but herself . i just thank god that i 've got you . all you do is care about everyone else . [ scene_break ] valerie : you 're sure theresa 's with jared ? ethan : yeah . she would n't say , but i 'm pretty sure . i 'll tell you , if i knew where they were , i 'd go bang on their door right now and make her hear me out . valerie : ethan , she could be anywhere in the world right now . she 's the head of crane industries , with private jets and all sorts of ways to travel . she could be in bora bora for all we know . ethan : no . theresa would n't go that far without taking little ethan . that 's exactly who knows where she is . valerie : little ethan ? ethan : no , better yet , her nanny . theresa never goes anywhere without telling the nanny exactly where she is in case her son needs her . valerie : well , there you go . you find the nanny , you find theresa . [ scene_break ] jared : i 'm not trying to pressure you . you 're capable of making your own decisions . i just need to know how you feel . theresa : i told you how i feel . i 'm with you and i love you . jared : i know that 's what you say , but i need to know if that 's what you feel . theresa : it 's not easy for me . ethan -- he 's , like , been a part of my life forever . but i am moving on . jared : you 're sure ? because i told you , i ca n't be second to anyone . you ca n't ask me to stand by and hold my breath , hoping you do n't go back to ethan . so if there 's any chance of that , just tell me now so i can move on . theresa : it 's not going to happen . he 's my past , you 're my future . i love you . jared : you 're not going to use me to try and make ethan jealous ? no more playing games ? theresa : no , i 'm not going to do that . jared : well , i may be a fool , but i do believe you . theresa : i 'm glad you believe me . theresa : now , just make love to me . [ scene_break ] grace : eve , i feel like i 'm living a dream . to be able to come home to harmony and sam , to my children , and all our wonderful friends . especially you . eve : oh , grace , i 'm glad that you 're coming home . grace : hey , you know , we 're going to get to celebrate christmas again . it 'll be just like old times , you know ? i have so much to share . so much to talk about . eve : grace , i -- i have something i need to tell you . [ scene_break ] fox : father , who are we talking about here ? julian : we 're talking about us . cranes . we do n't let anyone take anything from us . we do n't lose . fox : i wonder how miguel 's going to react when kay finally confronts him . julian : who cares ? certainly should n't be your concern . fox : well , it concerns kay and whether she 's going to get over miguel breaking her heart . julian : well , i suppose you 'll just have to help her , wo n't you ? i 'm sure there will be fireworks . [ scene_break ] miguel : kay , where have you been ? i 've been looking all over for you . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i know what i have to do , gwen . i just do n't know if i can . gwen : of course you can . you are a lot stronger than you think you are . sheridan : thank you . gwen : if you truly want to stay married to chris and be a family with james , you have to make the decision to let luis go . sheridan : chris has been so wonderful to me . i ca n't imagine hurting him . gwen : then , honey , you have to find a way to completely let luis go . sheridan : i know . but how ? how do i do it ? [ scene_break ] luis : hold on , hold on . fancy : what 's wrong ? luis : nothing . it 's just that this is a special night ... a night we 're going to remember for the rest of our lives . fancy : the rest of our lives ? luis : yeah . luis : so let 's just take it slow and easy and enjoy every moment , enjoy this for the special night that it is . fancy : oh , luis . [ scene_break ] ethan : hi , this is ethan . yeah , i 'm sorry to be calling so late , but i really need to talk to theresa . i understand she does n't want to be disturbed , but this has to be dealt with , it has to do with little ethan 's custody case , it 's very important . the harmony inn . thank you , edie , thanks so much . all right . i 'm going to go track down theresa . i 'm gon na tell her what we found out about jared . i 'll be in touch with you . valerie : good luck . you 're gon na need it . when jared sees you at that door , there will definitely be fireworks . [ scene_break ] theresa : oh , god , i love you . this is perfect . this is perfect . [ next_on ] theresa : what are you doing here ? ethan : i 'm here to protect you from jared . kay : damn you , damn you for lying to me . sheridan : i 'm not in love with luis .
eve asked julian for help with sheridan and her obsession with luis and fancy , fearing something terrible might happen if someone does n't stop her . he decided it 's not his problem after blasting eve for her own shortcomings . kay watched miguel and charity in the shed and listened as he professed his love for her over and over again . she ca n't believe he lied to her about wanting to marry her . fox watched her as her heart broke , wishing he had never set this up , but julian reminded him he would have lost her to miguel if he had n't brought charity back . sheridan realized that stalking fancy and luis was not a good thing and went to gwen for a heart - to - heart about it . gwen advised her to get over luis once and for all , but sheridan is n't sure she can . ethan and valerie were stunned by what they learned about jared online , but when he tried to tell theresa about it , she told him to bug off . she and jared were making love after getting back together and she 's not interested in starting things over with ethan since he will never leave gwen to be with her .
martin : you know , i wish we were done with harmony . i wish we were 10,000 miles away already . katherine : we 'll be gone tomorrow , martin . we just have to go to that lawyer and clean up this mess with pilar and your family . martin : the divorce . she 'll probably want an annulment as well . well , if she wants to remarry in the church , she 'll have to have one . katherine : then you 'll give her one ? martin : of course , or any financial help or alimony i can . it 's the least i can do after destroying her life . you know , what the hell have i done ? i mean , i would have never thought that i would have been a divorced man with no family . katherine : you have me , always . martin : our children are miserable . katherine : maybe now , but not forever . luis and sheridan have a real chance for happiness . martin : yes , as long as sheridan never finds out that you 're her mother . katherine : you 're right . that would destroy them . martin : well , do n't worry . once we 're gone they 'll never find out , and then maybe -- i do n't know -- maybe they 'll be able to live happily ever after . luis : god , i love you . sheridan : hmm . luis : hmm , think of it -- soon you 'll be my wife . sheridan : god . i was just so afraid this day would never come . so much has always happened to keep us apart . luis : yeah , but it 's all behind us now . sheridan : mm - hmm . luis : think of it -- we 're going to be married . sheridan : hmm . luis : and with the help of julian -- i mean , of all people -- sheridan : yeah . luis : you know , i think it 'll be the first time the cranes have ever done anything good -- besides you , of course . sheridan : hmm . luis : and that is if everything goes according to plan and he 's able to put the fix in with one of his judges and have antonio declared dead . otherwise , it 'll take seven years . poor antonio . sheridan : i know . your brother was a good man . luis : yeah . sheridan : i mean , he knew how much we loved each other up until the end . he would want us to be happy . and as soon as julian has his way with the courts , we will be husband and wife . keep your fingers crossed . luis : yeah . sheridan : till death do us part . julian : that 's right , judge . a private inquest into the crane jet explosion . well , antonio lopez fitzgerald was on that plane and i want him declared legally dead without having to wait the usual seven years . that 's a bit steep , even for you , judge reilly . all right . the cayman islands account it will be . we 'll talk tomorrow . [ julian hangs up phone ] rebecca : what do you need that crook judge reilly for ? i mean , he 's so expensive to pay off . i mean , there was that time that pedestrian ran into my car . i had to have an entire stone fence built around his property just to get out of it . julian : i 'm helping my sister get her husband antonio declared legally dead . rebecca : hmm . so young , so handsome -- hmm -- so muscular . it 's just a pity he died before i got to know him better . julian : hmm . yes , is n't it ? rebecca : and you are doing this because ? julian : sheridan loves luis . she wants to marry him without having to wait the usual seven years to have antonio declared legally dead . i 'm merely helping my sister . rebecca : that 's a twist . usually , you 're trying to kill her . julian : it 's over , rebecca . i 've changed . rebecca : hmm , yes , i know , ever since your pal timmy died , blah , blah , blah , blah -- julian : he taught me that there was more to life than money and position . rebecca : like what ? julian : family , love , loyalty . you see , i think you were playing hooky that day when they taught those subjects in sunday school . rebecca : oh , please . loyalty wo n't keep you warm at night . no , but cold , hard cash -- now that pays the heating bill . you see , that 's why i love you , pookie , hmm ? you own the oil company . julian : say good night , rebecca . rebecca : oh , why ? is dr . love waiting for you upstairs ? julian : no , eve 's at the hospital saving lives . that 's something else that you would know nothing about . rebecca : you keep this up and she 's going to have to save yours . theresa : it 's just -- and save the baby ! ow ! eve : theresa , try to relax . theresa : oh -- eve : i 'm going to examine you . theresa : oh , ok . ok . gwen : oh , my god , it 's too early . honey , it 's too early . ethan : do n't panic . it 's ok . gwen : how can i not ? that baby is everything to me . paloma : theresa , hold on . it 'll be ok . eve : you were right , cherie . honey , you are in labor , and you 're fully dilated . theresa : ok . eve : i 'm going to try and stop the contractions , but you 're so far into them , i 'm not sure if i can . gwen : eve , you have to . oh , god , please . god , save my baby . theresa : yeah , save the baby , dr . russell . save the baby . oh . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life [ theresa yells ] eve : hook up the magnesium drip . we have to stop the contractions . cherie : yes , doctor . theresa : oh ! the baby 's coming , doctor ! i have to push ! eve : no ! theresa , do not push ! i am trying to stop your labor . theresa : no , no , no ! i have to push ! eve : please hold on ! theresa : i ca n't stop it ! pilar : theresa ? [ theresa groans ] pilar : escuche lo que dice la doctora . no es la hora que nazca el bebe . theresa : oh , no ! pilar : you can do this , mija . come on , fight the push . theresa : ah ! pilar : fight it . paloma : theresa , try to stay calm . theresa : oh ! paloma : you ca n't have the baby yet ! theresa : no , no , no , it 's too late ! it 's too late ! i have to ! gwen : honey , our baby -- it 's too early . it 's way too early . oh , god . oh , god , please save our baby . julian : easy with this . you could put an eye out . rebecca : how appropriate . with my wedding ring . julian : yes . why do n't you keep your gutter theatrics to yourself . you do n't intimidate me . rebecca : well , you should be intimidated , hubby . you see , i have the goods on you and they would put you away for a long , long time for trying to kill sheridan . hmm . so lucky for you , though , that i ca n't testify against you because i 'm your lawfully wedded wife , till death do us part . julian : what a blessed release . you know , we 're a living romance novel . rebecca : oh , pookie , do n't be that way . i do love you , you know . julian : do n't be absurd . you do n't love me . you love the diamonds , you love the limousines and the bonds and the stocks , and most of all , you love being mrs .. julian crane so you can walk around treating everyone like dirt . but not to worry , my dear . you 'll receive a very generous settlement for your silence . rebecca : settlement ? what -- what are you talking about here ? a divorce ? julian : surely you understand that 's inevitable . i 'm in love with eve . now , after all these years , i have a chance to have a real life with her , to make up for lost time . rebecca : well , you do n't have to get a divorce ! for god 's sake , just be discreet . do what you 're going to do in private . i really do n't care . just do n't get me involved in some sort of public three - way with eve . no , i am the lady of this manor now . i have a reputation to uphold . i want her out of this mansion . i will not be embarrassed this way . julian : i refuse to sneak around and treat her like a mistress . it 's divorce , rebecca . i want to be through with you once and for all . rebecca : yeah , and when prince william takes a bride , i 'm going to be the princess of bloody stinking wales . you do n't always get what you want , julian . get used to it . martin : my god , i love you . i do n't know what i 'd do if you were n't in my life . katherine : i do . you 'd still be with your children . you 'd still be with pilar . i 'm the source of all of this unhappiness , martin . i 'm the cause of all this pain . you would have been better if you 'd never even met me , really . martin : no , do n't say that and do n't blame yourself . blame alistair . his evil is what brought us together . you know , in a strange way , i should thank him . if it was n't for him , i would have never known the greatest love of my life . katherine : oh , martin . martin : no , i mean it . running away with you -- i 'd do it again . if i had n't , i would n't have fallen in love with you . but what we 've done to our families -- that 's a hurt that will never , never go away . but our love , our life was close to paradise . katherine : oh , martin , i 'd run away with you again . martin : well , we have to make amends first , let pilar get on with her life . i think that a divorce is a good first step . but once that 's done , we 're out of here . and maybe we 'll find paradise again . luis : you know , maybe i 'm dreaming , but if julian 's judge gives us the ok , we could be married by the new year . sheridan : do you think so ? luis : yeah . sheridan : i mean , christmas , it 's just a few weeks away . oh , my goodness . i got to call father lonigan because st . margaret mary 's is so busy that time of year . luis : you know , maybe we should wait till we do hear back from julian , huh ? sheridan : yeah . just think of it , luis -- mr .. and mrs .. luis lopez fitzgerald . santa could n't give me a better gift . luis : yeah . sheridan : but , you know what ? so much has happened to keep us apart , i 'm almost scared to get my hopes up . luis : hey , come on . now , where would we be without hope ? now , do n't worry . nothing is going to stop us from getting married , ok ? i wo n't let it . rebecca : you know , my mother taught me to always marry up , and a crane is about as up as you can get , so sorry , julian , no divorce , not ever . julian : you do n't have a choice , rebecca . but that 's enough for one night . i 'm sick of arguing with you . go to bed . rebecca : remember , i have the goods on you . julian : did you or did you not just hear me speaking with judge reilly ? for a large enough donation to his retirement account , he 'll convict you of killing sheridan . rebecca : hmm . sheridan is still alive . julian : yes , thank god , but that wo n't bother the judge one bit . you see , justice is for sale if you have enough money , and if there 's one thing i have a ton of , my darling , it 's money , so you do n't frighten me . it 's divorce . rebecca : i 've given you the best year of my life ! julian : go to bed . perhaps there 's another lana turner movie on . rebecca : i will not be dismissed , julian . i am your wife . julian : not for long . rebecca : oh , how dare you . alistair : sounds like rebecca is going to give julian a run for my money . cherie : we maxed out the drip , doctor . it 's not working . gwen : oh , god . eve : theresa , i need you to resist the urge to push . help me out . theresa : oh , god . another one 's coming . pilar : theresa ? theresa : yeah ? pilar : theresa , you can do this , mija . come on , fight it ! theresa : oh ! paloma : si , theresa , tu puedes ! theresa : oh ! eve : do n't push , theresa ! theresa : ah ! i have to ! ow ! oh ! eve : ok , it 's hopeless to try and stop this labor . theresa : ow ! eve : this baby is coming now ! gwen : no , no , no , it 's too early ! please , oh , god ! please do n't let my baby die ! oh , god ! theresa : ow ! ah ! singer : you are my passion for life eve : ok , that 's it . everybody out . we need room to work . theresa : no ! no , i want ethan to stay , and my mom ! [ theresa groans ] gwen : well , i 'm the mother . i 'm staying . theresa : no ! eve : i want this room cleared for the baby 's sake now ! ethan : all right , come on , everybody , let 's go , let 's go . theresa : no ! no , ethan ! pilar : theresa ? theresa ? theresa : oh , god -- ah ! pilar : ok , mija . theresa : no , mama ! ooh ! oh ! pilar : i 'm going to call luis . he 'll want to be here to support theresa . paloma : papa will want to come , too . theresa 's his daughter . ethan : look , paloma , that 's not a good idea . god . gwen : honey , pray with me . we need to pray . [ phone rings ] luis : who could that be ? sheridan : i do n't know . maybe we 're making too much noise . luis : the mansion 's a quarter mile away , sheridan . sheridan : oh , yeah . [ ring ] luis : do n't answer it . i want to spend tonight alone with the woman i love . sheridan : yeah ? and what are your plans for tomorrow ? sheridan 's voice : hey , this is sheridan crane . you know what to do . [ answering machine beeps ] pilar : sheridan ? luis ? please , someone pick up . dear god . sheridan : that 's your mother . pilar . hey , it 's sheridan . i 'm here . pilar : it 's theresa . i 'm at the hospital . she went into premature labor and the baby is coming and it 's too soon . sheridan : oh , my god . luis : what ? what 's going on ? sheridan : theresa went into labor . luis : oh , god . theresa 's not due for months . oh , my family ca n't take another tragedy . mama ? hey . we 're on our way . pilar : gracias , luis , and say a prayer for your sister . she needs you now . god , please , please . i do n't ask for myself , but my family 's had so much sadness lately . please , no more . save this tiny baby and my theresa . martin : too much has happened today . katherine : yeah . martin : i 'm exhausted . katherine : every day has been so emotionally draining . martin : yeah . [ phone rings ] martin : what the hell is that ? katherine : oh . martin : hello . paloma : papa , soy yo , paloma . ay , dios . es horible . no lo vas a creer . martin : no , honey , honey , hey , slow down , slow down . what is it ? katherine : what 's wrong ? paloma : it 's theresa . she 's having the baby too soon . they do n't know if the baby will survive . martin : ah . where are you ? paloma : harmony hospital , third floor . martin : all right . listen , just stay put and try to stay calm , all right , sweetheart ? paloma : thank you . hurry . katherine : well , what 's happened ? martin : it 's theresa . she 's gone into premature labor . it 's bad , katherine , so you know what ? i was never there for my kids when they were growing up , but by god i 'll be there for theresa right now . katherine : i 'm coming . martin : look , honey , i do n't think that that 's such a good idea , darling . katherine : listen , we may never be able to get married , but i 'm going to live my life like we are . in good times and in bad , in sickness and in health , i 'm there . martin : my god , i love you . come on , let 's get over there . gwen : oh , god , why did i have to listen to my mother when theresa started cramping ? i mean , we should have rushed her here immediately with an ambulance ! ethan : honey , stop , stop . it 'll be ok . gwen : honey , we do n't know if it 's going to be ok . remember , she and little ethan almost died when he was born , and she already lost our son because she ca n't handle twins . i just have a really bad feeling about this . did i do something wrong ? ethan : no . you did n't do anything wrong . you did everything you could to make sure that theresa would go to term . it 's just that babies -- they sometimes come on their own schedule no matter what . gwen : honey , i do n't know what i 'm going to do if theresa loses my baby . i mean , i 've already lost so much , you know ? we lost sarah . we lost this baby 's brother . if we lose our daughter , i 'm going to die . ethan : no , you 're not . do n't you talk like that , all right ? rebecca : come on , pookie . why are you being so mean to your little becky wecky , huh ? do n't you remember how much fun we have together ? hmm ? i mean , we were like the gold medal team in the bedroom . do n't you remember how i satisfied each and every one of your fantasies ? [ music plays ] rebecca : remember the costumes , the play - acting , the chinese acrobats . singer : this time we almost sang our song in tune did n't we ? this time we almost made it to the moon did n't we ? this time we almost made our poem rhyme this time we almost made that long , hard climb did n't we almost make it this time ? julian : ooh . ole . rebecca : see , pookie , are n't we good together ? are n't we a hoot ? julian : ah , becky . [ music stops ] julian : we were . rebecca : `` were `` ? julian : but no more . rebecca : oh , oh ! julian : listen to me ! i 'm tired of being the laughingstock of harmony . i am a man , not some drunken frat boy . it 's long past time that i grew up and became what my mother wanted me to be -- someone who gives something , someone who does something for other people . did n't you ever want to do good ? rebecca : well , yes ! yes , if it got me a tax deduction . look , julian , all of us ca n't afford to have some kind of midlife crisis and turn all goody - goody . you know , we were n't all born billionaires . julian : it 's not about the money ! rebecca : oh , that is what you rich people always say . julian : oh , `` you rich people `` ? you grew up with money . rebecca : well , yeah , but not your kind of money , not richie rich kind of money . of course it is about the money . it is always about the money . i mean , is n't that why you dumped eve in the first place -- for the money ? yeah . daddy alistair did n't want an african american crane , and richie rich -- oh , ooh , pardon me -- you , julian , wanted to keep daddy happy . so you dumped your black pregnant whore -- julian : that 's enough . rebecca : and skedaddled off to europe so you could keep those gorgeous piles of gold . julian : and now the joke is on father , is n't it ? all the trouble he went to to keep this family lily white . now , there are two black cranes -- chad and the baby whitney is expecting . rebecca : what ? whitney is pregnant with her half brother 's child ? julian : no . no , thank god . fox is the father . alistair : my informants tell a different story , julian . rebecca : and is n't that quaint . after all these years , you and eve have an instant family . you even have a grandchild . julian : i could n't be happier . rebecca : oh , you 're going to pay for that one , pookie , big - time . julian : you bore me , rebecca . get out ! rebecca : oh , this is not finished yet , julian . just you wait . alistair : slow down , rebecca . you 'll break something . rebecca : yeah -- julian 's neck . you know , why do n't you have a talk to little sonny boy there , or i 'm going to make things hot for both of you . [ alistair chuckles ] [ door slams ] alistair : whatever did you say to annoy your lovely bride ? julian : it 's none of your business , old man . alistair : i own you and the rest of this family . it 's all my business . julian : until that unhappy day when you shuffle off this mortal coil . and then i 'll have the arduous task of undoing every evil thing you 've done . alistair : well , i 'm not dead yet , son . and do n't you think for a minute you 'll be free of me when i am . i have the power to control you from beyond the grave , and do n't you ever forget it . pilar : paloma , por favor , stop it ! all that pacing is not going to help your sister . paloma : well , i ca n't help it . this is all my fault . my niece might die in there . pilar : then pray for her . paloma : i do n't trust prayers . i prayed every night you would bring me home , and my prayers were never answered . they never work . pilar : faith , paloma , will get you through anything . luis : mama ? hey . we got here as soon as we could . what 's happened ? sheridan : how 's theresa ? pilar : she 's still in labor , but -- it 's not good , mijo , not good at all . martin : paloma , what 's happened ? luis : what the hell are you doing here ? paloma : i called them . luis : no , no one wants you here , ok ? you were n't here when we were growing up and we do n't need you now . paloma : i do ! when there 's trouble , i need papa and tia with me . luis : forget about it . why do n't you just get the hell out of here ? pilar : stop it , please ! all of you , stop it ! this is a time to come together as a family . theresa 's in trouble , and we do n't know if that baby 's going to make it , so if paloma wants her father and that woman to be here , then let them stay ! luis : mama -- pilar : luis ! please , i mean it . gwen : god , honey , this is awful . this is awful . i mean , my baby has to be ok . you know , she just -- she has to be all right . ethan : let 's pray . gwen : ok . ethan : we 'll pray . we 'll pray for the baby 's safe delivery . gwen : ok . ethan : our father , who art in heaven -- gwen and ethan : hallowed be thy name . thy kingdom come -- eve : ok , theresa ? theresa : uh - huh . eve : i want you to listen to me carefully . i do n't want you to push until i tell you to push . this is very important , ok ? theresa : oh -- ok , just help her , dr . russell . help my baby , ok ? cherie : the baby is in fetal distress , doctor . theresa : oh ! eve : ok ! theresa , push ! push ! [ theresa yells ] julian : you bastard . why could n't god have taken you instead of mother ? alistair : you know why . i paid him off . julian : well , all the misery you 've caused me , i could have been so happy with eve , but you packed me off to europe , you lied to me , made certain that i did n't know she was pregnant . alistair : cranes do n't marry people like that . julian : a woman of color . alistair : well , i was going to say `` hooker , `` but you know best . julian : do you realize that your narrow - minded bigotry has not only destroyed me , it 's destroyed this family , it killed my mother and almost killed my sister ? alistair : well , your thinking is muddled as usual , julian . your mother died from kidney disease , and sheridan almost died because you could n't handle a simple assignment . and as for you being unhappy , who cares ? we 're not put on this earth to be happy . we 're put here to work . and while we 're on the subject of family , let me assure you i have no intention of allowing your black hip- hop disc jockey son anywhere near the helm of crane industries . julian : well , i guess the joke 's on you then , father , is n't it , because no matter what you want , chad is a crane and the whole world knows about it . alistair : but that does n't mean he 's getting my company , and neither are you . julian : i do n't want it . alistair : and neither is your namby - pamby son fox . julian : well , then who is , father ? i mean , ethan -- ethan is the best suited , but he 's not a crane , and then , of course , little ethan -- he 's a lopez- fitzgerald , hardly your favorite clan . i mean , you 've run out of male heirs , father . oh , i know . yes , of course . your first great - grandchild . did you know that whitney russell is having fox 's baby ? alistair : is she , now ? well , the apple does n't fall far from the tree . perhaps i 'll have to send fox off to europe , too . julian : there 's not a chance of that , father , and does n't that bit of news just thrill you -- all your worst nightmares coming true ? let 's see -- we already have chad , the first official black crane , then we 'll have another one when whitney has her baby . perhaps you can pass out cigars ! alistair : shut up , julian ! julian : but i 'm not finished ! and then when i am free , i will marry eve . she will be the next black crane . maybe that 'll get us on `` oprah `` or the cover of `` ebony `` magazine . alistair : damn your lies ! julian : the multiracial crane empire ! just think , father . very soon we 'll have more black cranes than white , and i ca n't wait . paloma : i wish they would tell us what 's going on . sheridan : i 'm sure they will . i have to use the ladies ' room . pilar : sure . luis : now , what more can this family take ? everything 's gone to hell . we got no home , no jobs , antonio is dead , and now papa returns . pilar : luis , please , that 's enough . god never gives us more than we can bear . katherine : darling , i 'll be right back , ok ? luis : theresa 's got to be all right . i ca n't stand this anymore . pilar : we 're together as a family . the rest is in god 's hands . he 'll listen if you talk to him , luis . luis : yeah , well , god has n't done much for us lately . maybe he thinks we 're some sort of big joke . pilar : luis . paloma : maybe mama 's right and god listens sometimes . i 'm going to the chapel and pray for the baby . martin : all right , sweetheart . luis : you got a lot of nerve showing up here . no one wants you . martin : paloma does , and i 'm staying . luis : you walked out on us , left us with nothing . and guess what -- see , we did n't fall apart . we clung together . we do n't need you now . martin : yeah , but i need to be here for my daughter who 's in there trying to save her child , my grandchild ! luis : well , too little too late . martin : you know , i wish that i could get through to you , luis . i mean , do n't you realize that all these years i 've regretted that i could n't be here for your mother and you kids ? luis : `` could n't be here `` ? no , you chose not to be here . martin : no , that 's not true . now , there were reasons -- luis : why do n't you just save it , ok ? martin : yeah . luis : i 'm sick of your lies . katherine : can we talk ? sheridan : i have nothing more to say to you . katherine : i understand . i do n't want to fight . i would like a moment of your time , sheridan . i do n't know what is going to happen tonight with theresa and the baby . i pray everything 's going to be all right , but i do know that we 're not welcome here . and in case i did n't have another chance to talk with you , i wanted to say goodbye . martin is seeing a lawyer in the morning to give pilar a divorce , and then we 're going to be leaving harmony forever . and whatever you might think of me , i just wanted you to know that i wish you and luis the best , the very best . sheridan : thank you . it 's funny that you should say that , because just tonight , luis and i spoke of marrying very soon . katherine : well , do n't you have to wait for your first husband to -- sheridan : antonio to be declared legally dead ? yes . but , i guess fortunately , my brother julian thinks that he can speed that process along . it 's convenient to be a crane every now and again . katherine : does your father know about this ? sheridan : no , no , not yet . katherine : do n't tell him that you are planning to marry luis . promise me that . sheridan : why do you care ? katherine : because i know what alistair is capable of . do n't forget what he did to you in mexico . he 's cruel . he 'll do anything to stop your happiness . if you tell him that you 're planning to marry luis , he 'll try and stop you . sheridan : how do you know that ? katherine : trust me , i know . sheridan : there you go again -- trust you , when it 's been obvious that you 've been lying to me all this time about your past , and you know what ? you speak about my father as if you know him intimately . what do you know about him ? what are you hiding ? katherine : nothing . sheridan : how can i believe you ? katherine : please , sheridan , for the love of god , do n't give your father a chance to stop you and luis from marrying . run away , elope before your father finds out . gwen : the baby 's coming . ethan : i know , i know . gwen : she has to be ok . she has to be ok . eve : you 're doing great , honey . theresa : oh ! eve : one more push , the baby 's going to be out . theresa : no , i ca n't ! i -- i ca n't ! eve : oh , come on ! yes , you can ! one more push -- this baby wants to be born . [ theresa groans ] eve : oh , honey . she 's here . theresa : oh -- eve : she 's here . you did great . theresa : oh , gosh , dr . russell . how is she ? how 's my daughter ? dr. russell , she 's so quiet . eve : well , she 's got all her fingers and toes . theresa : dr. russell ? dr. russell , what 's wrong ? cherie : doctor ? theresa : dr. russell , let me see my baby , doctor . sheridan : look , you 're not making any sense . i mean , yes , my father has tried to stop me before , but it has n't worked . i 'm going to marry luis at christmas at st. margaret mary 's church . katherine : no , listen to me . please , sheridan , listen to me . do n't tell anyone . just run away and marry him now . sheridan : no . look , we ca n't elope , not until julian gets us antonio 's death certificate . katherine : oh , god . sheridan : look , do n't you think you 're overreacting just a bit ? you barely know us . katherine : i know that you and luis are soul mates . i know that the two of you share the kind of love that is a gift . it happens once in a lifetime . do n't take any chances , sheridan . you must n't lose this . sheridan : look , we 're not going to lose this . nothing 's going to come between us , ever . katherine : please be sure . run away , get married secretly somewhere when you 're legally free . i am begging you . please do n't tell another soul what you and luis are planning to do , please . luis : leave . just get out of here . pilar : stop it . luis : stay out of this , mama . martin : oh , what ? you want to hit me ? fine . but i 'm staying . you hate me , luis . i got that . but that 's my little girl in there , and i 'm not budging till i know that she 's out of trouble . luis : oh , so now you 're father of the year ? martin : luis , i know that i 've hurt you . i 've hurt all of you . but i remember another night in this hospital when theresa was born . your mother did n't have an easy time with it then , either . and i wanted to be in there with her , but i had to sit out in the waiting room to make sure that you and antonio did n't trash the place . and then in the middle of the night , the three of us went in to see your mama and this tiny , defenseless little girl . and i loved theresa the moment i laid eyes on her . so if you think that for one minute i 'm going to leave her now when she needs her father , you think again . luis : well , you know what ? she needed you then , but she does n't need you now . why do n't you get that through your thick head ? martin : i 'm not going anywhere . i 'll get out of your way , but i 'll stay as long as i want . i wo n't abandon my daughter now . luis : you 're not going -- pilar : just let it go ! luis : anywhere near her . you hear me ? julian : to hell with you . i am going to make up for the first half of my life . i will marry eve , and there 's not a damn thing you can do to stop me . alistair : oh , yes , i love it when people say to me that there 's nothing i can do , because there always is . just remind me , julian . are n't you still married to the fragile rebecca ? julian : for the moment . it 's a marriage of convenience . alistair : yes . well , i doubt that she 'll see it that way . julian : no matter . you have kept me from the woman i love long enough . i 'm telling you for as long as there is breath in our bodies , eve and i will be together . rebecca : sounds like a dare to me . oh . i will not be thrown out like garbage . i 'll simply have to kill eve . gwen : honey , that 's our little girl . ethan : we have a baby . gwen : i have to hold her . i have to go . ethan : no , honey , honey , honey , dr . russell said to stay here . we ca n't go in . gwen : no , no , no , i have waited way too long for this moment . i want to go see my baby . theresa : what 's wrong , dr . russell ? let me hold my baby . gwen : it 's my baby . ethan : honey , she did n't mean it like that . eve : would you get dr . carlyle , the neonatal specialist here , stat ? theresa : dr. russell , what 's wrong ? why is n't she crying ? why are you calling for another doctor ? eve : look , her vitals are very weak . oh , damn , she stopped breathing . ok , i 'm going to have to assist in ventilation . theresa : oh , god . no . gwen : do n't you let my baby die , eve . eve : look , stand back , give me room . come on , sweetheart . your mother 's right here waiting for you . gwen : oh , please , god . oh , please let my baby be ok . eve : come on , sweetheart , breathe . breathe , please . you 've come so far , you 've got to breathe ! please , sweetheart , breathe ! you can do it -- breathe ! alistair : i am alistair crane . i can and i will stop sheridan from marrying luis . sheridan : who are you ? what are you hiding ? please , i need to know the truth . gwen : i ca n't lose another baby . ethan : she 'll make it . she 's going to make it . just have faith , all right ?
theresa and eve try to stop the labor pains , but are n't successful and the labor begins in earnest . everyone is at the hospital waiting , including luis and martin , who of course start fighting . pilar saves the day . martin and katherine are in a hurry to get their business taken care of and get out of town , while sheridan and luis await word from julian on his success at getting antonio declared dead so they can marry .
fox : you know what , i 'm going to check on kay , make sure she 's all right . valerie : i thought you decided not to , that kay might think you were checking up on her . fox : right . no , i 'll make sure she knows this is , you know , about us as a couple , not about me being her boss . excuse me . valerie : guess i 'm going to have to work just a little bit harder to distract you then , fox . [ scene_break ] fancy : valerie can never take your place , kay . fox loves you . it 's not like valerie 's a witch who can cast a spell on fox . kay : no , i had tabitha do that for me and the spell finally seems to be working . i think i 'm losing fox to his career and valerie . fancy : what did you say you did ? kay : oh , nothing . i was just talking to myself . sorry . fancy : you should be talking to fox . tell him you want back in on the singapore project . kay : hmm , i still think i need to prove myself to him first . if he likes the job that i do planning the christmas party , then i 'll push to work beside him again . fancy : do whatever you think is best , kay . fancy 's voice : and so will i . [ scene_break ] gwen : you are the only man who has ever held my heart . honey , it 's breaking now that i know you 're never going to come out of this coma , that i have to be the one to take you off life - support . sam : gwen , we 're here for you . ivy : we 'd never let you go through this alone . gwen : thank you both . thank you very much . sheridan : gwen ? before you take ethan off life - support , maybe father lonigan should come and give him his last rites ? gwen : oh , sheridan , definitely . i ca n't even believe i forgot . please , yes . eve : you were so focused on ethan , you could n't think about anything else . sheridan : i 'll call st. margaret mary 's and have father lonigan come right away . [ scene_break ] theresa : thank you , thank you , thank you , thank you , noah ! thank you so much for helping me save ethan 's life . i promise you you will not regret this . noah : oh , i hope you 're right because i 'm sure fancy wo n't think so . oh , god , she 'll totally freak when she finds out that i 'm helping you kidnap ethan because you think you can coax him somehow out of his coma . theresa : you know what , i got to at least try , right ? and i ca n't just , like , stand by and watch gwen take him off life - support . noah : yeah , right or wrong , your love for ethan is amazing . oh , god , i just hope fancy understands that this is about me helping ethan stay alive , it 's not about helping you or taking your side . theresa : look , we are going to make her understand , i promise you that , after we save ethan . [ scene_break ] fancy : when you talk to fox , be confident . remember that he is lucky to have you . kay : yeah , well , valerie 's not exactly a charity case . fancy : forget valerie . you are beautiful and smart , and you manage to balance motherhood , work , and college ? i ca n't even balance my checkbook . debits , credits -- what 's all that about ? kay : well , thank you for the pep talk , but i should probably get back to stuffing the old envelopes . no use planning a christmas party if no one gets their invitation on time . fancy : you are handling this much better than i would . if fox had me stuffing envelopes , chestnuts would n't be the only things roasting on an open fire . fox : hey , you . kay : fox ! fancy : speak of the devil . fox : i 've been looking all over for you . kay : i 'm sorry . i was on my way to the conference room to start stuffing -- fox : hmm . kay : when i got a little distracted talking to fancy . fancy : oh , kay , it 's not your fault . i was picking her brain about fashion and kay gave me a fabulous idea for a sketch i 'm working on . fox : really ? fancy : no wonder you hired her as your assistant . she 's amazing . fox : yeah . fancy : in fact , why do n't you use my office to do those invitations . i need to go have a talk with my brother about some personnel matter . fox : gee , fancy , we have to do that now ? fancy : now . mm - hmm . fox : great . see you in a bit . [ scene_break ] sheridan : father lonigan will be here shortly to give ethan his last rites . sam : he understands ethan 's situation . sheridan : he said that it was his job to shepherd ethan 's soul , not to get into an ethical debate over end - of - life issues . gwen : ok , that 's good . chris : sheridan also took the liberty of calling some people that might want to come say goodbye . sheridan : i hope that 's ok . ivy : of course . julian : excuse me . i got your message . eve : thank you . julian . so , did you get to take care of that unfinished business ? julian : i did force myself on you . no wonder you hate me so much . well , i -- i made some headway , but there 's still some work to be done . eve : come on . julian : gwen , may i ? gwen : of course . julian : well . biology be damned , huh ? i loved you when i thought that you were my son , ethan , and now , here at the end of the day , sam bennett 's your father . but it matters not . i never stopped loving you . even when the truth first came out , my anger was -- was at the situation , it was not with you . it was the lies that we were told . my anger was never with you . and in my heart , in my mind , you 'll always forever be my son . my wise , my noble son . julian : goodbye , ethan . godspeed . gwen : pilar . pilar : hi . sheridan called . i hope it 's ok that i came , given what theresa has done . ivy : of course , pilar . you helped raise ethan . gwen : he would want you to be here . pilar : thank you , gwen . thank you both . may i ? gwen : yes . pilar : oh , julian . julian : pilar . i 'll leave you . pilar : ok . thank you . pilar : oh , ethan . oh , lo siento mucho , mijo . siento mucho lo que ha hecho theresa y me imagino que ella lo lamenta tambien . i 'm sure theresa would give anything for you not to be here like this . [ scene_break ] noah : now i know why you stopped by the bank on the way here . a new ambulance costs a fortune . theresa : yeah , but you know what , i got the money thing under control . we do n't have to worry about that . what we need to do is find the best model to transport ethan to the crane cabin , we 've got to buy it , then run to the hospital , grab ethan , and save his life before gwen kills him . noah : all right , well , the lifesaver 4000 has oxygen , a built - in o.k .. machine , and wishbone suspension . theresa : well , what is this , the medi - meister 911 ? this thing has all of that , plus an operation room with instructional d.v.d . player and dual climate control . noah : huh . oh , here comes the salesman . wait , what 's our reason for needing an ambulance ? are we , like , hypochondriacs or something ? theresa : no , no , no . look , i 'll do the talking , ok ? i got this all under control . and whatever happens , we can not say ethan 's name , ok ? noah : ok . theresa : thank you . salesman : hi . sorry to keep you waiting . every time we put a new ambulance out front for display , a crowd of lawyers forms thinking they 've struck gold . i just love seeing the looks on their faces when they realize they 've struck out . so , which model sounds your siren ? theresa : actually , both of them seem great . salesman : mm - hmm ? theresa : and , well , we were just wondering , which model would be best to transport a coma patient ? salesman : well , sonny von bulow goes in hers to newport every summer and you do n't hear her complaining . so which will it be , the lifesaver 4000 or the medi - meister 911 ? theresa : um -- which one , you know , goes with green better ? salesman : excuse me . you folks do n't seem like the normal hospital - procurement types . theresa : oh , that 's because we 're in from california . salesman : california ? theresa : yeah . salesman : did i mention the medi - meister has emergency lipo attachments and a fridge for storing botox ? noah : you know , that 's really great , but which one can we drive away in today ? theresa : like as in now ? salesman : well , i have a lifesaver 4000 in stock , but -- theresa : oh , then sold . sold . [ scene_break ] pilar : i really ca n't believe we 're losing you , ethan . i pray to god that you know that theresa never meant to hurt you . it 's alistair that she hates for his cruelty toward her , forcing himself on her , degrading her . i mean , she knew it was wrong to try to kill him , but she could n't take it anymore . and theresa would rather die than to have accidentally poisoned you . rebecca : too bad teresita did n't die . gwen : mother , do n't do this now . rebecca : so why are you here , pilar , huh ? you here to harvest some of ethan 's body parts for theresa , one part in particular ? julian : rebecca , it 's not the time for this . rebecca : oh , really , julian ? well , when are we going to schedule this in , huh ? i mean , when , maybe after gwen has to pull the plug on ethan ? or maybe after ethan 's funeral or when he 's six feet under ? i mean , when are we going to blame the person responsible ? when is theresa going to pay for costing ethan his life ? [ scene_break ] theresa : great . so you 'll take a personal check ? salesman : what is with you two ? the lifesaver 4000 is an expensive piece of medical equipment . only top hospitals and planned retirement communities can afford it . theresa : look , you said sonny von bulow -- she has one , and she 's an individual , right ? salesman : yes , but she 's rich . theresa : ok , well , money 's not a problem for us , either . salesman : californians , right . you -- you two are fronting for a celebrity , are n't you ? who is it , charlton heston ? kirk douglas ? liza ? liz ? noah : no . theresa : no , no , no . no , actually , we 're here from the coast to shoot a film at harmony university . salesman : you do skin flicks , do n't you , pal ? noah : do i look like someone who does skin flicks ? salesman : admit it , you are hellbent on pulling a fast one on me . wait , wait -- am i being punk 'd ? wait , where 's kutcher ? theresa : no , no , no , you 're not being punk 'd , ok ? we 're really serious . we really do want to buy this ambulance , so how much is it ? salesman : right , i 'm going to take your check and watch it bounce all the way to the bank ? why do n't you two get out of here and stop wasting my time before you both need an ambulance ? [ scene_break ] fox : what are you -- are you trying to rip my ear ? ow ! ow , ow , ow , ow ! fancy : valerie , would you excuse us ? i 'd like some time alone with my brother . fox : watch it ! valerie : fox and i are working on the singapore project . fancy : listen , val , i 'm a crane . my family 's name is on the building , not yours . now , vamoose . fox : why do you have to talk to her like that ? ow ! what 'd she ever do , huh ? ay ! fancy : good question . valerie : excuse me ? fancy : do n't make me tell my grampy on you . i 'm his favorite , you know . and if i say that you ignored a simple request , he will fire you so fast , your head will spin . valerie : i 'm not refusing your request . i 'm just concerned about the way you 're treating fox . fox : please . fancy : it 's a sibling thing . fox : ah ! fancy : now run along . kay 's in my office . you can help her with the christmas party . valerie : if you insist . fancy : i do . valerie : fox , if you need me , just call . fancy : oh , fox will be fine . fox : oh ! fancy : see ? fox : i 'm going to be fine ! i got it ! totally under control . just see you in a bit , then . yeow ! why , huh ? what the hell is wrong with you ? ow ! ah ! fancy : no , fox , what the hell is wrong with you ? ugh ! fox : ah . [ scene_break ] kay : ' tis the season to be jolly ha , ha , ha , ha , ha blah , blah , blah , blah ugh . valerie : kay ? kay : valerie . come in . valerie : fancy said i could find you in here . kay : yeah , she said i could use her office for the christmas stuff - a - thon while she and fox went to discuss business or something . valerie : was fancy angry when she left ? because she was on a tear when she just dragged fox back into his office . kay : she was ? valerie : i ca n't believe how rude she just was to me . she dismissed me like i was the help instead of a coworker . kay : really ? valerie : she said she needed to speak to fox in private . please , what could she possibly have to say to him that she could n't say in front of me ? kay 's voice : uh - oh . i bet fancy went to defend me to fox after all . kay : i have no idea what she would want to talk to him about . valerie : well , whatever it is , i do n't appreciate being dissed by alistair 's granddaughter . kay : well , i 'm sorry she was so rude to you . she 's always been really nice to me . valerie : i wonder what her problem is . [ scene_break ] fox : fancy , what the hell is wrong with you , huh ? fancy : you are ! fox : well , what did i ever do to you ? ow ! fancy : oh , you have n't learned a damn thing , fox . fox : i do n't even know what the hell you 're talking about . fancy : after a lifetime of hearing grandfather and father go on and on and on about business and the bottom line . father and mother finally saw the light . they were able to realize that there 's more to life than money . but back when we were growing up , we hated it when our parents never had time for us because they were too focused on money -- father always making it , mother always spending it . we used to say that we would never treat people that we love the way that our parents treated us growing up . fox : yeah . yeah , so ? fancy : so you 've turned into grandfather 's ideal of a crane . all you care about is work , work , work , money , money , money . fox : oh , please , not even true , huh ? and what the hell does any of that have to do with you dragging me in here like a puppy that missed going on the newspaper , huh ? fancy : you sidelined kay to plan the christmas party because you think valerie will help you get to the top faster . fox : ok , wait , no , no , that 's not what happened . fancy : so why is kay off the singapore project ? fox : well , kay 's off the singapore project because she was in over her head , fancy , all right , which was my fault in the first place for giving her a project like that she 's not ready for . she 's got great potential , right , but she 's green . she needs , i do n't know , more work experience , so i gave her an easier project to work on . is that ok with you ? fancy : mm - hmm , yeah . was that before or after valerie took kay 's place ? fox : what are you implying ? fancy : that this is n't about you doing what 's best for kay . this is about you doing what 's best for fox crane . fox : ah -- fancy : to hell with kay and how much you 've hurt her . [ scene_break ] ivy : i agree completely with rebecca . theresa is to blame for ethan being in an irreversible coma . and when we take him off life - support and he dies , theresa will be to blame for that , too . and as god is my witness , theresa will pay for my son losing his life . sam : ivy , now is not the time to get into this . sheridan : sam 's right . our focus should be on ethan . gwen : mother , eve ran ethan 's tests one more time and they show that he has no improvement whatsoever . rebecca : oh , gwen , no . gwen : so i 'm going to have to do this . i 'm going to have to take him off life- support . rebecca : ethan , i 'm so sorry . i mean , i know we had our differences , but you 're a good man . i 'm going to miss you . we all will . oh , my poor baby . gwen : mother , i ca n't believe this . father lonigan : gwen , sheridan . eve : father lonigan . we 've been expecting you . father lonigan : before i administer last rites , i would like us all to go to the chapel for a short prayer service . ivy : that would be lovely . eve : i 'll show you the way , father . father lonigan : thank you , eve . [ scene_break ] theresa : sir , excuse me , but we are not trying to con you . we really do want to buy this ambulance . noah : yeah , and we 're kind of up against a deadline , so -- salesman : stop jerking my chain . if you 're really shooting a film at harmony u. , there is no way you can afford a brand - new ambulance . go get a stretcher from the army surplus store and leave me alone . theresa : no , no , no , no , no ! excuse me , but we really do want to buy this ambulance and i have the money to pay for it . salesman : oh , right , sure , you do . theresa : you know what ? if you do n't want to take a personal check , how about cash ? salesman : oh , right , you 've got that much green on you ? theresa : would you like to make change ? salesman : oh , my god . noah : we 'll need a receipt . salesman : wait a minute , this has to be counterfeit . noah : no , call the bank . ask mr. durkee . he 'll vouch for us . salesman : this stuff is real . theresa : told you . salesman : who the heck are you , lady ? theresa : i 'm the woman who just bought an ambulance . salesman : yes , you are , ma'am . theresa : thank you . salesman : pleasure doing business with you both . theresa : you , too . thank you . [ scene_break ] valerie : fancy 's got a nice office , does n't she ? of course , she is alistair 's favorite , a fact she was all too thrilled to throw in my face just now . kay : you make it sound like she threatened you . valerie : not me , kay , my job . spoiled little rich bitch . how dare she ? kay : i can see this is upsetting you . working with fox is a big step for you , is n't it ? valerie : i hope you do n't mind . fox asked me to help him . kay : and you could n't say yes fast enough . valerie : you think i 'm being disloyal to chad , do n't you ? kay : are you ? valerie : opportunity for advancement is something we ca n't afford to refuse , kay . kay : do n't play the race card with me , valerie . you left chad in the dust to work with fox because you think he 's going to win this competition that alistair has set between them and you want to come out on top . valerie : are you jealous of me , kay ? do you want me to tell fox i ca n't work with him anymore ? is that it ? kay : no , no , that 's not it . valerie : if you feel threatened about fox and i spending so much time together , just say so . kay : you know a lot about computers , valerie . any idea how that virus got into the crane system ? valerie : no . kay : hmm . yet you were able to just jump in and fix it like you knew exactly where the problem was . valerie : i do n't think i like what you 're implying . kay : i 'm not implying anything . valerie : good , because i 'm just helping fox . kay : you 're such an inspiration , valerie . i bet i could learn a lot watching you with fox . so you know what , from now on , i 'm just going to keep a really close eye on you . [ scene_break ] fox : all right , listen , valerie has more work experience than kay does , right ? she 's also a little bit more computer savvy than kay is . fancy : then give kay some real work experience so she can catch up . fox : well , fancy , i would love to , but first i have to prove myself to grandfather ! fancy : oh . you mean win the competition he has you in with chad to see who will end up running the company . fox : yeah ! it 's do or die here . you know that . fancy : how very crane of you to see it that way . fox : fancy , you are missing the whole point . the reason i 'm working these ridiculous hours is so that i can give kay and maria the life i think they deserve ! fancy : bull . you 're doing it to be the top dog and for the money and power that come along with it . you 're as bad as father used to be . [ scene_break ] father lonigan : we are all here because we know and love ethan . would anyone care to share something about him ? sam : i 'd like to say a few words , father . father lonigan : by all means , sam . sam : i had no idea ethan was my son until a few years ago . since then , i thought i 'd have all the time in the world to make up for all the time we lost together , but that 's not going to happen . i 'm going to lose my firstborn son . which is really hard because it 's supposed to be the parents . the parents are the ones who are supposed to go first so they 'll be in the light to meet their children when the time comes . my parents and ivy 's parents will be there to meet him , along with sarah and his unborn son . i 'm going to miss ethan . i think we all are going to miss ethan . he 's been a true prince among us . god bless him . julian : uh , i would like to say that i share sam 's sentiments . ethan was perhaps the finest young man that i 've ever known in spite of being a crane . he had this innate goodness that brought such love and respect , and i wish i could take credit for that , but i 'm afraid i ca n't . i -- i love ethan very much , and i always will . liz : poor , grieving julian . i know just how to buck you up . [ scene_break ] noah : got to hand it to you , theresa , you thought of everything . these fake i.d 's and uniforms really fooled security . theresa : well , driving up to the hospital in a new ambulance definitely helped , right ? ok , so this is what we need to do -- we need to get into the i.c.u . , grab ethan before gwen takes him off life - support . you ready to do this ? noah : yeah , i got to make a call first . theresa : ok , no , no , no . who are you calling right now ? noah : fancy . look , i made a pact with her to be upfront about anything that might affect us as a couple . you know , considering she thinks you should burn in hell for trying to smother alistair , on top of poisoning her half brother , i think it 's best that she hears about my helping you kidnap ethan from me . theresa : no , no , no , you ca n't call her , no . noah : look , i have to convince her that i am doing this for ethan , not for you . theresa : no , i 'm telling you no , noah . do n't call her . noah : damn it , theresa , do n't mess with my phone , all right ? theresa : well -- ok . all right , just listen to me , ok ? i do n't want you to call fancy and tell her that we are planning to kidnap ethan . noah : look , fancy and i made a promise to each other -- no more secrets , all right , no more anything that could pull us apart again . theresa : look , that is really sweet , noah , it is , but this is one promise that you are going to have to break . noah : no way . theresa : way , ok ? just blame it on me later . could you do that , you know , tell her the truth ? tell her that i was the one who would n't let you make the phone call . she 's bound to believe you because she completely hates me . noah : theresa , i am not going to take any chances , not when it comes to fancy . theresa : look , you know what , if you tell fancy what 's going to happen , she 's going to call the police and they will stop us from saving ethan 's life . noah : look , maybe i can convince her not to , all right ? theresa : look , i do n't think we have that time . please , please , noah , just -- look , i believe that once we have ethan , ok , once he comes out of this coma , fancy 's going to be thanking us both for bringing her half brother back to her . noah : yeah , i suppose . theresa : help me , please . help me save ethan . he 's your half brother , too . please , we 've gotten this far . noah : all right . but look , i got to call fancy and tell her that i love her and that i will be in touch , ok ? theresa : ok . just make it quick . noah : look , you broke my phone ! theresa : well , i did n't know . ok , fine , you know what , do n't worry about it , ok ? when we get to , you know , the cabin , once ethan is safe , we 'll call her . ok ? noah : all right . all right , so what 's the plan , genius ? we 're not going to just waltz up to ethan 's room and put him and all of his medical equipment on the gurney and then stroll down here to a waiting ambulance and make a clean getaway , are we ? theresa : well , yeah . actually , that 's exactly what i had in mind . noah : oh , brother . nurse : it 's sad to think a chiseled hunk like mr. winthrop will be taken off life - support soon . second nurse : it 's a shame , all right . giving mr. winthrop sponge baths made my low pay and long hours worth it . theresa : ok , we made it in time . ethan 's still alive . noah : at least we did n't get dressed up for nothing , huh ? theresa : that 's right . all right , ethan , i 'm here for you . i 'm going to bring you back to me , little ethan , and jane . noah : you know , there 's no family or friends around . theresa : you 're right . maybe gwen changed her mind . maybe she 's not going to take ethan off life - support after all . oh , quick , quick , make yourself busy . nurses are coming . nurse : as soon as mr. winthrop 's family and friends get back from the chapel , father lonigan will administer last rites before mrs. winthrop turns off her husband 's respirator . second nurse : i 'll call the morgue , alert them to be on standby . theresa : i should 've known . gwen is as evil as ever . she 's still planning on killing ethan . we 've got to get him out of here before it 's too late . [ scene_break ] julian : and i wish ethan a safe journey back to god , whose wisdom and love is beyond our understanding . eve : that was beautiful . rebecca : yes , julian , it really was . gwen : thank you . liz : i have something to say , too , julian , and just wait till you hear what it is . father lonigan : does anyone else wish to speak ? sheridan : yes , i do , father . father lonigan : thank you , sheridan . sheridan : it 's hard to fathom the idea of losing ethan so soon after losing luis . sometimes what we want and what we are given are worlds apart , and this is definitely one of those times . i know that none of us can imagine our lives without ethan because he 's been everything that we needed -- a friend , a son , a brilliant lawyer , a loving husband , and a father . i was on a rare visit stateside when ivy and julian first brought ethan home from the hospital . i fell in love with him on the spot . julian : i 'm sorry . sheridan : ivy told me that i could help out with ethan -- eve : why do n't you take it in my office ? sheridan : so i did . i would give him his bottle and rock him to sleep . i think it was during those times that ethan and i formed a special bond that would last until now . ethan and i were more than just aunt and nephew . we were best friends . and to lose him now is like losing part of my soul . [ scene_break ] valerie : why do i feel like you 're putting me on notice ? kay : i do n't know . maybe because i am ? valerie : well , you 're being paranoid . i 'm not interested in taking your job as fox 's assistant . i 'm just helping him with the singapore project . kay : and what a help you have been . wow , next thing you know , you 'll be taking geisha lessons and learning to speak mandarin . valerie : like i said , i 'm not after your job . i already have one as chad 's assistant . kay : yeah , which begs the question -- why are n't you assisting chad ? because if you were , then i could be assisting fox , and everybody lives happily ever after , the end . valerie : i hear what you 're saying , and i 'll follow through as soon as possible . kay : good . now , if you 'll excuse me , i have a christmas party to plan . valerie : you 're not as naive as i thought , kay . i 'm just going to have to be much more subtle and clever at winning fox . [ scene_break ] fox : fancy , i 'm not working my tail off for money or power , ok ? i 'm working my tail off for the life that i want to have with kay . fancy : what kind of a life can you have if you 're working all the time ? fox : well , gee , fancy , i do n't know , why do n't you tell me , huh ? you 're the one busy playing with paper dolls all day ! fancy : you need to get your priorities straight . fox : yeah , well , you need to mind your own business . fancy : ugh . [ phone rings ] fancy : hello ? julian : fancy , i hate to be the bearer of bad tidings , but -- fancy : it 's ethan , is n't it ? fox : what about him ? julian : eve conducted one last test on ethan , and his condition remains hopeless . so after father lonigan administers ethan 's last rites , gwen is going to shut off the life - support . i thought that -- that you and fox would like to be here . fancy : yes , of course . we 're on our way . fox , come on , we have to get to the hospital before it 's too late . fox : fancy , i ca n't . i 'm up against a deadline here , ok ? fancy : how can meeting some stupid deadline be more important than saying goodbye to our brother ? tell me , fox , tell me ! i dare you ! fox : fancy , go to the hospital , ok ? i 'll meet you there later . fancy : i ca n't believe how messed up your priorities are . this is our brother we 're talking about ! ethan is set to be taken off life - support any minute now , and here you are worried about making some stupid overseas business deal ! fox : go to the hospital ! i will meet you there later . fancy : fine . what ? valerie : can i come in and get back to work now ? fancy : please do . you and fox deserve each other . kay : hey , my dad just called . ethan is -- fancy : i know , my father called me just now , too . kay : can i come with you and fox to the hospital ? fancy : you can come with me . fox wo n't leave until he meets some stupid deadline . kay : you 're kidding . fancy : no , see for yourself . kay : maybe i should wait for him . fancy : just do n't wait too long , kay . you could be wasting your time . [ scene_break ] julian : well , we all hope so . god . calling people to come and watch ethan die . could anything be more grisly ? julian : i take that as a yes . liz : what ? julian : never mind , liz . i 'm really not in the mood to go another round with you . the man that i thought was my son for decades is about to die , so for once in your miserable life , why do n't you show some respect ? liz : oh , i 'll show you more than that , julian . make love to me . make love to me , julian . julian : liz , you stop this . i 'm sorry for what i did to you years ago , but history is certainly not going to repeat itself . liz : then we 'll write a new chapter together . julian : what , are you mad ? i would n't make love with you if you were the last woman on earth . liz : oh , you 'll make love to me or i 'll kill eve . [ scene_break ] sheridan : we 've all lost so many people that we care about -- luis , antonio , miguel , grace , her niece charity , sweet little timmy , sarah , marty , and chris ' wife , maureen . and now to lose ethan , too , it -- it 's just too much to bear . father lonigan : if everyone will join me , i believe it is time for ethan to receive the last rites . sheridan : ethan . oh , ethan . it 's just so much pain , so much loss . first luis and marty , and now ethan . i feel like i 'm drowning in grief . chris : let me be your lifeline , sheridan . lean on me for strength . let me give you hope , make you happy . let me love you . sam : ivy and i are here for you , gwen . rebecca : yeah , me , too , sweetheart . ivy : and i promise i wo n't change my mind this time . we 'll do what ethan wants . gwen : well , thank you all for helping me . thank you . [ scene_break ] noah : all right , uh , i think we 're ready to roll . theresa : great . you hear that ? your brother and i are here to save you , ok ? there 's no way i will ever let gwen kill you . noah : theresa , come on , we got to get out of here before people get back from the chapel . theresa : ok . [ next_on ] jessica : daddy ? spike : better than that , babe . it 's me , the only man in the world who really loves you . liz : ooh . look how sharp this is . if you want to save eve 's life , you 'll make love to me .
rebecca reappeared today , just in time to start throwing insults out at pilar while she paid her last respects to ethan in his room . ivy agreed with the slurs she made against theresa , but julian and sheridan said it was n't the time for that kind of thing . father lonigan arrived and all the mourners went with him to the chapel for prayer and remembrances . meanwhile , theresa and noah were buying an ambulance , although the salesman seemed not to want to make the sale . a bag full of money convinced him , though . the two dressed as emts , drove to the hospital , and set about getting ethan ready to leave . as they were finishing the last touches , the mourners arrived back at the room for last rites and the pulling of the plug . julian was called from the prayer service by someone on the phone , then decided to call everyone who might want to be there to let them know ethan was going to die . as he was getting ready to go back with the others , the lurking liz came in , dropped her clothes , and demanded he make love to her or she will kill eve .
woman : that was really good work today , jessica . although we could have gotten much more done if your father had been here as planned . jessica : yeah , i know . i 'm sorry . i thought -- i thought he was coming . he promised . i hoped he 'd show up . woman : it 's ok , i understand . but please just tell him that i said it 's very important that he be here for your therapy sessions , ok ? all right . now , i hope to see both of you here next week at the same time . jessica : ok . woman : ok . jessica : bye . woman : bye - bye . jessica : maybe something else happened with ethan . nope , no messages . daddy , where are you ? daddy ? spike : no , better than that , babe . it 's me , the only man in the world who really loves you . [ scene_break ] chris : do n't give up on life , sheridan . if you need to hope , if you need love , i 'm right here . sheridan : chris -- chris : if you need someone to believe in , i 'll be right here . i love you , sheridan . god , how i love you . [ scene_break ] liz : i mean it , julian . you make love to me , or i 'll kill eve stone dead . julian : you 're mad . liz : just desperate . and a desperate woman will do anything , julian , anything . so , you make love to me right here , right now , or i 'll kill your precious eve . and you can count on it . [ scene_break ] eve : gwen , i know emotionally this is brutal for you , but you 'll be surprised at how peacefully ethan slips away . gwen : eve , i 'm not afraid anymore . i know i 'm doing what ethan wanted . [ scene_break ] theresa : all right , ethan . i am right here , and i 'm never , ever going to let you go . noah : theresa , look , there 's no time for this . we got to get him out of here now . theresa : yes , you 're right . father lonigan : gwen , dear , as soon as i give him last rites , you can remove ethan from life - support . noah : we 're too late . theresa : no . no , no , no , no , no . we 've got to get ethan out of here before it 's too late , before gwen kills him ! [ scene_break ] chris : too much too soon ? if you give me just a word , just one word that you -- that we -- sheridan : chris . chris : i -- i came on too strong , did n't i ? sheridan : it 's not you . it 's me . look , i want everything that i said i did -- hope , love , life . but it 's just too soon . i feel too guilty . marty 's gone , luis is barely cold in his grave , and now ethan . i ca n't move on that quickly . chris : no , you ca n't . but you 're not alone . i 'm here for you whenever you 're ready . sheridan : here i am thinking about myself when poor gwen must be in agony . it 's one thing to lose the man you love , i know . but to have to be the one to take him off life - support -- chris : i 've seen many people in this town in pain . sheridan : yes . sometimes i think that harmony 's cursed . and even though everyone i know is in some sort of torment , they all find time to take care of each other . my brother , julian , dr. russell , ivy . and even poor sam bennett -- he 's downstairs waiting to watch his son die , and yet he tells me how guilty he feels because he had to miss his daughter jessica 's therapy session . she 's so lucky to have a father who cares so much about her . chris : with such love and support , i think she 's going to turn out just fine . [ scene_break ] jessica : what are you doing here ? spike : so , how was your session with the shrink ? jessica : fine . we talked about you a lot . spike : wow . i 'm flattered . jessica : do n't be . spike : where 's your dad ? i thought he was coming , too . jessica : he could n't make it , i guess . spike : you guess ? he just did n't show . jessica : hey , just stop knocking my father all the time , ok ? i 'm sure it 's because of ethan . they 're all so worried about him . that must be it . they 're probably at the hospital talking to gwen about taking him off life - support . spike : mm - hmm . and just forgot to call ? jessica : yes . spike : jess , i wish you would stop making excuses for your dear old dad all the time . hey , look , i do n't mean to be cold , but from what you tell me , ethan is already dead meat . i mean , his life 's over . yours is just beginning . jessica : so ? spike : so you figure your dad could show up when you need his help . i mean , he 's never around when you need him . jessica : my dad loves me . he tells me so all the time . spike : well , honey , talk is cheap , ok ? and if he loved you like you say he does , then he would be here . and , honey , i do n't see him here . do you ? your father is never there for you when you need him . [ scene_break ] theresa : here , here , quick , take this key and open that door right there . go ahead , quick . come on , please . noah : where did you get this key from ? theresa : alistair , alistair -- he helped me sneak into this room one night and he made me this key . please , now , go , please , go . noah : you are just a master of crime , you know that ? [ door opens ] theresa : get -- the door ! come quick , quick . all right . all right . [ scene_break ] fancy : oh , am i too late ? gwen : oh , god , fancy . fancy : oh , i 'm so sorry . god , what you must be going through . i 'm sorry i 'm so late , mother . ivy : at least you showed up . [ scene_break ] theresa : help me , please , come on . noah : that 's fancy out there . oh , man , she would hate me if she knew what i was helping you to do . theresa : well , noah , do n't let her find out . now , let 's go . come on ! please ! noah : all right . [ scene_break ] gwen : you are here and that 's what matters . fancy , i ca n't believe i 'm about to take my husband off life - support . father lonigan : after i give him the final sacrament . gwen : oh , god . rebecca : you know , we would n't even have to be here if theresa had n't poisoned the guacamole . i mean , what kind of person does something like that ? i mean , is that how they kill rats down mexico way ? pilar : have you no decency at all , you vicious woman ? my daughter 's in agony over what 's happened . rebecca : yeah , she should be in front of a firing squad . father lonigan : ladies , please , this is not the time . eve : we are all privileged to be in attendance at the end of ethan 's life . show some decorum . fancy : when this is over , i 'll help you load the guns . father lonigan : everyone , quiet , please . the anointment of the sick is a solemn moment . let us begin . eve : father , should n't we wait for julian ? father lonigan : this will take some time . i 'm sure he 'll be back soon . pilar : let 's go . pilar : madre de dios ! gwen : what ? what is it ? oh , my god , where 's ethan ? where is he ? [ scene_break ] noah : you think anyone saw us ? theresa : no , just that nurse , but you know , we look official , so -- ok , ethan 's respirator 's working ok , right ? noah : um -- yeah , yeah , he 's good to go . theresa : ok . noah : god , i 'm sure gwen knows that he 's not there by now . she 's going to turn this place upside down looking for him , and then she 's going to call the cops . theresa : we got to get out of here , then . noah : ok . theresa : thanks . ethan ? you hang in there . we 're going to take you someplace really safe , i promise . all right . oh . officer : what do you think you 're doing ? [ scene_break ] julian : would you stop this ? get away from me ! this makes no sense . you said before that you -- you could n't make love because after -- liz : yes , after you forced me to have sex with you back in boston , after you used me and then threw me away like trash , after you were so rough and brutal with me . julian : i told you how deeply sorry i am . i was a different man then . booze and drugs ruled my life . liz : you hurt me , julian . whatever was left of my body and soul , after my father , you managed to hurt . you killed any hope i had of having a normal life , and a family . i could n't bear the idea of it . yes , i tried to have a normal relationship with antonio , but i failed . and he moved on . julian : all right . all right , what about t.c . ? you 've bragged so much about how often you and t.c . made love . liz : i have no problem using my body as a weapon . make love to me , julian . and not like before . make love to me gently , tenderly . julian : you stop this ! it 's reserved for the woman i love . liz : then you 'll die . and when i 'm done , i 'll cut eve down right here in the hospital . julian : you truly are mad . liz : you will make love to me . or i will kill you , and then i 'll kill my big sister . [ scene_break ] gwen : eve , where 's ethan ? this is insane . eve : ok , calm down . i 'm sure that there 's an explanation . rebecca : yeah , it must be theresa . sheridan : oh , no . did ethan already -- gwen : no , we just got back from the chapel , and ethan is gone . eve : ok , just calm down . i 'm sure it 's just a simple mix - up . rebecca : well , find out what it is , doctor . eve : ok , well , ethan 's respirator is scheduled for a weekly maintenance test today , and of course they should have canceled that when they found out that gwen was going to take him off life - support . sam : well , maybe the staff did n't get the word . eve : we 're i.c.u . , sam . we ca n't make those kinds of mistakes . ivy : eve , please , would you just find out what 's going on ? sam : gwen , everything 's going to be fine . we 'll find him . gwen : you know , i ca n't take much more of this , and you know what i 'm thinking -- i 'm thinking theresa . pilar : no . she would n't dare , not at a time like this . rebecca : oh , that is rich . pilar : even if you 're right , there 's no way theresa would have figured out a way to kidnap ethan from i.c.u . [ scene_break ] noah : you need some help back there ? theresa : oh , no . everything 's under control . is there a problem , officer ? officer : you tell me . what 's going on here ? theresa : uh -- standard procedure , transporting a patient . officer : i do n't have any paperwork on it . man , he 's really out of it . is he drugged up ? noah : you know , i can come back there and -- theresa : no , that 's ok . you stay up there . we 're doing fine . um -- actually , he 's unconscious , but he 's going to wake up soon . officer : must be pretty sick if he 's got to be on a respirator . did my tax dollars pay for this ? theresa : private service . officer : oh . noah : hey , what are we going to do now , huh ? theresa : i do n't know , i do n't know ! um -- you know , officer , we really do need to get on out of here . we need to take this patient down to mass general . they 're going to run some tests . you know , the doctors are trying to find a way to wean him off the respirator , so -- officer : that 's an awfully long drive for such a sick patient . why do n't i know about this ? whenever a patient leaves by ambulance , i 'm notified by hospital security . theresa : well , you know , last - minute thing , so -- you have a good day , now . officer : hold on . i have to check with security . when they say it 's ok , you can drive the patient to the moon for all i care . [ scene_break ] spike : so , tell me about your therapy . did you guys really talk about me ? jessica : a little bit . but we mainly talked about my mom and how i felt when she left -- spike : hmm . jessica : and how my dad could n't wait two minutes before he moved on to ivy . spike : i know , honey . men can be pigs . so what did you find out about yourself in the session ? jessica : i do n't know ! spike : oh , baby . must 've been really bad , honey . hey , come -- come sit down . come talk to me . come here , honey , sit down , tell me what happened , huh ? talk to me . here , sit down . jessica : i 'm so confused . my family was my rock . you know ? my mom and dad were supposed to be together forever . and then , one day out of nowhere , this man shows up and says he 's her first husband , her real husband , with her first child , a son . and what do you think happens ? she leaves and walks off in the sunset with this stranger and never looks back . so , what happens to me and my dad and kay and noah -- how could she do that ? am i really that worthless ? spike : oh , no . no , no , come here , poor baby . come here , sweetie . honey , the spike man 's here for you . and he 's never going to let you go , honey . never , ever , ever . [ scene_break ] julian : i 'm calling the police . liz : oh , you do that . let 's see -- they 'll arrest me , i 'll call a lawyer , and i bet i 'm out on bail by suppertime . and then do you know what i 'll do ? julian : what ? liz : i 'll smile , mind my p 's and q 's , lay low for a while , maybe weeks will go by . and then some night when you 're out walking your precious eve through the park , along the wharf , surprise ! i 'll spring out of the shadows like a panther and rip her heart out . julian : i used to feel sorry for you . but you 're truly evil . liz : no , not evil , julian . simply a woman scorned . and you know what they say about us . let 's get down to business . if you want to save eve 's life , you 'll make love to me . julian : oh , no . i 'm going back to ethan 's room . liz : ethan wo n't miss you , will he ? liz : ooh . look how sharp this is . eve could use it as a scalpel . julian : you need help . liz : no . not tonight . tonight you make love to me if you want to save eve 's life . [ scene_break ] eve : patty , mr. winthrop is missing . patty : dr. russell , that 's absurd . eve : no , this is not a joke . he is not in there . now , he 's got to be around here someplace . i want this hospital searched high and low until he is found , you hear me ? patty : right away , doctor . rebecca : how do you misplace a hunk hooked up to a breathing box ? it 's not like he jogged out of here on his own . sheridan : do n't worry . i 'm sure eve is right and it 's just some sort of mix- up . they 'll bring him back soon . gwen : but where is he ? what the hell is wrong with this hospital ? chris : i 'm sorry , sheridan . i need to get james and get him home . sheridan : oh , but , i -- gwen : sheridan , honey , it 's ok , you can go . i mean , ethan would rather you spend time with that little boy than be here . sheridan : do n't be absurd . of course i 'll be here . gwen : i mean , i 've changed my mind anyway . i think it 's best that i am alone with ethan when i take him off the respirator . chris : i 'll go get james . sheridan : ok . gwen : ok . you 're very lucky . sheridan : lucky ? gwen : that man loves you . i can feel it . sheridan : i know . maybe something will happen , but not right now . it 's just too soon . gwen : listen , i know it 's hard , but you need to move on , ok ? you need to move on , you need to grab hold of everything that 's good in life while you can because it could be over before you know it . last time i spoke to ethan , he was just off looking for a book , and then he was gone , no goodbyes , no more `` i love you 's , `` no last kisses . my life was over in a second . you got to move on while you can . enjoy your life . i know luis would want you to . sheridan : i 'll speak with you later . gwen : ok . sheridan : be brave . gwen : ok . [ scene_break ] ivy : poor gwen . i mean , how did this happen ? sam : ethan has to be here , ok ? he has to be . ivy : i admit , when i walked in there , i thought the same thing rebecca did . i thought somehow theresa has managed to kidnap -- sam : look , that 's absurd . how 's she going to get him out of the hospital ? ok , hospital security . plus , she could n't have done it alone . fancy : i would n't put anything past that girl . ivy : sam , please , would you go and find out what 's going on ? sam : i 'm on it . ivy : ok . oh . fancy : noah is ethan 's half brother . he should be here . ivy : where is he ? fancy : starting a new job . but you know what ? he should just dump it and run on over here . his family needs him . i need him . ivy : honey , i 'm glad things are working out with you and noah . he 's a good man , and i think you 're good together . fancy : oh , well , i must admit , maybe for once , that you were right when you tried to push us back together . ivy : despite our differences , i want you to know i do want you to be happy . fancy : thank you . i 'm still nervous about our relationship , though . every time we come to a balance , one of us does something to rip us apart . so we promised each other from now on that we will put our relationship first , no matter what . no secrets , no lies , no blowing up in anger . we 're going to be totally honest with each other . it 's the only way our love can survive . [ scene_break ] noah : this is n't working . theresa : all right . plan b , i say we make a run for it . noah : a run for it ? are you on drugs ? theresa : no . no . come on , what do you think ? noah : god , you know , if you had n't broken my phone i could 've called -- [ text message tones ] noah : it 's fancy . officer : security does n't know anything about a patient transfer . theresa : well , officer , you know those lunkheads down in security . they never get anything right . officer : yeah , my brother is head of hospital security . theresa : oh . well , like i said , you know , it was a last - minute transfer , so -- you know , we really , really need to get this patient out of here . you can see that he 's in very bad shape . you know , he 's in a coma . officer : i thought you said he was just unconscious . theresa : oh , god , he 's getting worse . officer : oh . theresa : um -- look , we really do need to get this patient down to boston immediately . uh -- look , i was told that there is this woman that he loves very much down there waiting for him with their baby girl . and they 're , you know , hoping that those doctors can work a miracle , and that might be a whole new chance for their family . officer : yeah , ok . go ahead . poor guy . i hope it turns out ok for him . theresa : me , too . thank you . you have a good day . officer : you , too . theresa : ok , that was close . ethan , we 're on our way , baby . noah , let 's go ! noah : look , i 'm sorry , theresa . i 'd like to help you , but this is wrong , all right ? it 's not fair to gwen , it 's not fair to ethan , it 's not fair to the whole family . i ca n't help you kidnap him . [ scene_break ] spike : whoa , ho , ho , i got something real sweet to make you feel better . jessica : no , the doctor said i should n't take any drugs . spike : drugs ? honey , who said anything about drugs ? got you some hot chocolate . here , dry your eyes -- dry your eyes and drink up . this will make you feel better . here you go , baby . jessica : mmm . thank you so much , spike . spike : you got it . hey , why do n't you sit closer ? sit over here . move over . oh , so cold . see , this is nice , is n't it ? just sitting here like an old married couple . listen , baby , i -- i know we 've had our problems , but now that you 're going to your therapy , maybe we 'll get even closer , you know ? i 'm ok , you 're ok . just like dr. phil on tv , right ? jessica : you 're being so nice . spike 's voice : you just wait , because after those pills kick in , you 'll be even nicer to me . spike : there you go , baby . [ scene_break ] sam : i just spoke to some of the hospital staff . no news . ivy : sam , this is ridiculous . where is our son ? fancy : sam , have you heard from noah ? sam : no , i have n't . he was supposed to start a new job today . fancy : i know . i 've been calling him and text messaging him . he does n't answer . sam : maybe he just could n't get to his phone . fancy : noah ? i think it 's surgically attached to his hip . [ scene_break ] gwen : why has n't eve come back with any news yet ? pilar : this was already such a tragic day , father , and now this . father lonigan : is this worse than the alternative ? if ethan were here right now , gwen would be turning off his life - support . pilar : yeah . and when she does , she 'll go after my daughter . i know she will . is my theresa going to be guilty of murder , father ? father lonigan : i do n't know . this is all very painful . i do n't agree with gwen 's choice , but ethan 's living will was very clear . pilar : where is he ? i mean , who could 've taken him out of here so quickly ? father lonigan : you do n't think it was -- pilar : no . no , father . i just wish i knew were theresa was . i 've called her a few times on her cell phone , but she 's not answering . father lonigan : let 's hope she 's doing the lord 's work . [ scene_break ] theresa : noah , please , you ca n't back out now . if we do n't get ethan out of there , you know , he 's a -- look , just , please , we 're his only hope . noah : theresa , i just got a text message from fancy telling me to meet her up in ethan 's hospital room , all right , for his last living moments . god , i promised her i would n't do anything that would come between us , and what would she call this ? all right , i 'm helping you , and she hates you for what you did to ethan ! theresa : ok , look -- you 're saving ethan 's life , and that is much more important than how fancy feels about me , right ? and if ethan gets back to gwen , she 's going to let him die . noah : look , theresa , he 's going to die anyway . theresa : no , he 's going to live , noah , ok ? you 're saving your brother 's life , and what is more important than that ? noah : not much . you 're right . where there 's a life , there 's hope . theresa : thank you . theresa : see , ethan ? when you give people the chance , they do the right thing . you 're safe now . you 're safe with me . and i 'm going to take really good care of you . i promise . [ scene_break ] james : daddy , play with me ! daddy , play with me ! chris : he 's a little wound up from visiting the hospital daycare . i do n't think he 's going down for a nap yet . think i 'll get a puzzle and we can build it together . sheridan : good idea . chris : are you ok ? sheridan : i will be . it 's just been a sad day . chris : ok . sheridan : oh , ethan , what a waste . you had your whole life ahead of you . i know that sounds so trite , but it means everything . everything i 've missed -- a home , a real family . this should have been mine . this should have been my life . [ scene_break ] liz : kick off your shoes . julian : no . liz : kick off your shoes . liz : underwear , too . julian : you stop this , liz . liz : now . liz : get on the floor . julian : i will not . liz : do it now or eve is dead . liz : ready or not -- liz : oh , this is getting better and better . julian : if you think that this in any way excites me -- liz : i 'm just getting started . i would n't try anything if i were you . sharp steel and a naked man make for a very nasty combination . julian : and just what do you think is going to happen now ? liz : a very special time . a time we 'll never forget . [ scene_break ] gwen : eve , where is ethan ? eve : i do n't know . gwen : what do you mean , you do n't know ? eve : i 'm sorry . no one knows where ethan is . fancy : that does n't make any sense . sam : damn it , eve , where 's ethan ? eve : i 'm sorry , but i have worse news . rebecca : oh , no , do n't tell me . eve : a policeman assigned to the hospital talked to an e.m.t . with a patient that was leaving the hospital by ambulance . the patient sounds like it was ethan . and the e.m.t . , the way she was described , it sounds like -- rebecca : theresa . gwen : theresa kidnapped my husband . ivy : i will kill her , sam . rebecca : oh , not if i catch her first . pilar : oh , dear god . sam : theresa was driving the ambulance ? eve : no , no , she had a helper . the policeman did n't get a good look at the driver , but we know that it was a man . rebecca : but who the hell is stupid enough to help theresa ? i mean , there 's not a sane person for miles around who wants anything to do with her . gwen : eve , what is wrong with this hospital ? how could you let this happen ? eve : i 'm so sorry . but i want you to know that security is in touch with the local police and with the state highway patrol . sam : gwen , listen , do n't worry , all right ? we 're going to find him . ivy : where are you going ? sam : i 'm going to help out in the search , of course . i 'm going to try to get a hold of some of my contacts , see if they know anything . ivy : ok , ok . [ beeper beeps ] eve : oh , gosh , i 'm sorry i 'm needed . i will let you know whatever we find out , anything we find out . rebecca : what , what happened ? did she lose another patient ? i mean , what is this , the hospital of no returns ? gwen : eve , where is my husband ? damn it ! i 'm going to kill theresa for this . [ scene_break ] theresa : noah ? i 'm sorry . you know , can you do me a favor ? could you just go , like , i do n't know , a tiny bit faster , please ? because the cop back there , he could 've reported us by now , we could be , like , arrested very soon , and then we 'll never get ethan up to the crane cabin and we wo n't be safe . noah : chill , all right ? look , i ca n't use the lights or the sirens on these country roads because it would draw too much attention to ourselves . theresa : ok , ok , can you just , you know , step -- noah : theresa , i 'm not going to take orders from you , all right ? you got it ? theresa : fine ! fine . noah : oh , god . theresa : no , no , no . no , no . who you going to call now ? noah : fancy . i 've got to tell her what 's going on . theresa : no , noah , please , you can not call fancy ! she 'll call the police , and then they 'll take ethan back to gwen . noah : look , i have to , all right ? i 've already kept too much from her . theresa : yeah , but you know what 'll happen if gwen gets ethan back , ok ? they 're going to take ethan off life - support . please do n't do this . please hang up . noah : fancy ? fancy : noah , where have you been ? you wo n't believe what 's happened here . gwen was all set to take ethan off life - support and father lonigan was about to give last rites and everything , but we walked into the room and ethan was gone . you 're never going to believe this . theresa kidnapped him . and nobody knows how , but she got her hands on an ambulance . noah : unbelievable . they already know we kidnapped ethan . [ siren ] theresa : oh , my god . oh , my god . they 're -- they 're coming . they 've caught us . [ scene_break ] jessica : whoa . whoa , rush . what -- what was in that hot chocolate ? spike : honey , what do you mean ? jessica : hmm . bad boy . you put something in there . if you want to be a bad boy , i can be a bad girl . spike : whoo . jessica : hey , want to go somewhere where we can be alone ? spike : wow . i got a better idea . how about we make some money ? i 'll go find you a real nice guy to party with , one with plenty of cash . jessica : you want me to turn tricks , do n't you ? ok . bring him on . spike : all right , but you stay right here . i 'll get you real nice guy , not too big and definitely not too small . jessica : but just right . oh ! spike : whoa , well , be careful . oh , honey , honey , but you look like a nun here . jessica : oh . spike : at least none of my customers are into that , so come here . let 's -- come here , come here , come here , do n't fall down . turn around this way . whoo- hoo , baby , turn this way . there you go . all right ? do n't move . do n't you move . do n't you move , baby . there you go . there you go . turn around here , baby . jessica : oh . spike : do n't fall down . whoo ! spinny , spinny . come here , baby . one more thing . there you go , there you go . come here . come -- oops . it 's crazy , is n't it ? come here , come here . one more thing , honey , one more thing . all right , just -- there you go baby . you like ? you like ? jessica : yeah , not bad . yeah . i 'll like it even better when i take it off . spike : ooh . you wait right here . i 'll be right back . be careful . jessica : ok . oh , this feels so good to waste on business . hmm . sam : jessica ? jessica : oh , hi , daddy . sam : what are you doing here ? what happened to your clothes ? jessica : oh , what a minute . damn you , daddy ! oh , what do you care ? you 're never here for me , never ! [ scene_break ] gwen 's voice : you have to move on , sheridan . grab hold of all that 's good in life when you can , because any second it can be snatched away from you . sheridan : so how 's the puzzle coming along ? james : good . chris : what 's going on ? you look different . sheridan : nothing . just after such a sad day , i 'm happy to be here with you . and you . chris : well , we 're glad that you 're here , too . are n't we , sport ? sheridan : can i help with the puzzle , too ? james : yes . sheridan : thank you . [ scene_break ] liz : kiss me . julian : no , i will not ! liz : not smart . you kiss me now or i 'll cut your jugular and then go cut down eve . [ scene_break ] officer : i have good news . we 've located the ambulance . ivy : oh , thank god . rebecca : yeah , is theresa under it by any chance ? officer : ma'am ? gwen : is my husband ok ? officer : i do n't have word on that . gwen : i want you to arrest theresa lopez - fitzgerald and throw her in jail because she is not going to get away with this , not this time . [ scene_break ] [ siren ] fancy : noah , what 's that siren ? where are you ? theresa : noah , noah , please , the -- the police , they 're gaining on us ! what do we do ? what do we do ? fancy : noah , whose voice is that ? what 's going on ? [ next_on ] jessica : you care more about your dead son than you do about me ! when am i ever going to come first ? fancy : who the hell is helping that witch ? rebecca : a man . that 's all we know . fancy : if i knew who it was , i would rip him from limb to limb . noah : i got to get back to harmony . theresa : oh , my god , you 're going to turn me in .
theresa and noah manage to get ethan out the back door of his room before gwen and the others come in the front . they get him to the ambulance , then are stopped by a policeman and asked why he has no authorization papers for them to take a patient somewhere else . quick thinking and a line of bull from theresa gets them on their way , but noah again decides he wo n't help . she manages to convince him it 's the right thing , and they are on their way . later , on the way to the crane cabin , sirens sound behind them as noah speaks with fancy on his cell phone , causing her to wonder what 's up . back at the hospital , gwen , rebecca , and ivy are sure theresa has struck , but pilar and the others say it 's impossible . the description given by the policeman , however , convinces all that she indeed is the one who kidnapped him . in eve 's office , liz begins her rape of julian at knife point , threatening to kill him and then eve if he does n't do as told . as she gets busy with him , eve walks in and is stunned at the sight that greets her .
noah : hey , miguel . anybody tell you it 's snowing out here ? miguel : i did n't even notice . noah : did n't notice the first snow of the season ? looks like it 's going to stick . miguel : i 'm just trying to figure out where i went wrong tonight , noah . noah : what do you mean ? miguel : with kay . noah : well , we 've all had to ask ourselves that question about my sister at least once . miguel : i 'm not laughing . everything was going so well . she was about to tell fox she could n't marry him because she wanted to marry me . noah : and ? miguel : and suddenly she changed her mind . she did n't tell fox about us and now she says she 's going to marry him . noah : look , maybe she feels guilty , you know , because fox is dying . miguel : no , that 's not it , noah . ok , she hates me . she said she never wants to see me again . noah : oh . that 's kind of a switch even for kay . miguel : what am i supposed to do now ? she wo n't even talk to me . noah : are you sure you did n't , you know , do something to tick her off ? miguel : no . ok , nothing at all . i did n't do anything . i just do n't get it . [ scene_break ] simone : i saw miguel go outside , what did he say ? kay : nothing . simone : what ? kay : yeah . he acted like nothing happened . he even asked me if i told fox that i was n't going to marry him . simone : that bastard . wait , first he has sex with charity , tells her that he loves her , and now he still wants you to call off your wedding to fox ? kay : yeah . it 's sick , is n't it ? he 's playing me for a fool . simone : so did you tell him off ? kay : no , not yet . he does n't realize that i saw him having sex with her , so he 's acting like nothing happened . [ scene_break ] charity : so ? charity : you have an evil laugh . how did it go after i left ? fox : oh , better than i hoped . dare i say it went perfectly . kay and miguel are finished . [ scene_break ] fancy : i am freezing . even mother nature 's against us tonight . now it 's snowing . luis : mm . that 's all the more reason for us to work hard to keep warm . fancy : yeah . luis : yeah . fancy : i am all for that . luis : you hear that ? fancy : no . now what ? luis : that 's exactly what i 'm talking about . no fire alarms , no phone calls , no old ladies getting mugged . if we work quickly , we might actually have a chance of putting this plan into action . fancy : not too quickly , i hope . luis : well , i do n't want to make any promises i ca n't keep . you know , all the crazy interruptions tonight -- if i did n't know better , i 'd actually think that someone up there was trying to keep us from making love . fancy : what , like we 're cursed ? that 's ridiculous . luis : well , we better be careful . some other fool might pull the fire alarm because it 's about to get hot in here . [ scene_break ] chris : hey , i was starting to get worried . sheridan : why 's that ? chris : i thought you left the bridal shower hours ago . where have you been ? sheridan : i just went for a walk . i love harmony in the snow . i 'm sorry , i should have called . chris : i 'm just glad you 're ok . sheridan : i 'm more than ok . i 'm perfect . [ scene_break ] { whitney : i think chad 's having an affair . } chad : baby , it 's snowing out there . you know what , why do n't we make love so we can keep warm ? whitney : not now , ok ? chad : ok , then when ? baby , i love you . let me show you how much . whitney : i said no . look , i just want to get some sleep , ok ? chad : what 's the deal , whitney ? you wo n't let me touch you , we do n't make love anymore . we ca n't go on like this , whitney . whitney : you know what , you 're right . we ca n't . [ scene_break ] theresa : stop this ! please stop this right now ! oh , my god . stop ! stop it right now ! [ scene_break ] sheridan : how dare they ? chris : how you can drink this chamomile stuff is beyond me . sheridan : thanks . actually , i find it soothing . chris : snow 's pretty light down here , but i saw on the news earlier that it 's really coming down in the mountains . i think they 're going to open up the ski slopes . hey , what do you say we drive up with james ? i know you love to ski and it 's about time he learned . sheridan : i see . chris : `` i see `` ? sheridan ? snow , ski , james , what do you think ? [ scene_break ] { luis : oh , so you want to play dirty , do you ? sheridan : oh , give it your best shot , lopez - fitzgerald . luis : you should n't have said that . } sheridan : i love the snow . chris : honey . are you ok ? sheridan : yeah , i was -- fine , i was just thinking about when we could do it . chris : well , the sooner the better . i 've accrued some vacation time and we have n't been out of town since hawaii . it 's not exactly going to be a romantic getaway -- more like mom and dad taking junior up to the ski slopes for the first time . should be a blast . but i think we could find some time for some romance , too . sheridan : that sounds great . chris : good , i 'll make the arrangements . sheridan : just tell the staff , they 'll do it , they know where i like to stay . chris : ooh , lifestyles of the rich and famous , eh ? tell you what , i saw an article in the newspaper not too long ago about this ski instructor who has a camp up there for little kids . i think it will be perfect for james . [ scene_break ] luis : mm . fancy : mm . i know where you 're steering me , buster . you want to have your way with me . luis : that 's the general idea . fancy : well , i declare , sir , i am not that kind of girl . i should slap your face . luis : go ahead . fancy : oh . what now ? luis : bird flu evacuation ? fancy : no , i bet canada 's finally invaded us . man : room service . luis : oh . it 's the champagne i ordered . fancy : oh , you think of everything . luis : hang on a sec . luis : hey . man : good evening , sir . luis : evening . ah , let me sign for that . man : thank you . man : say , how about a late - night snack ? we 've got a baked brie with almonds -- luis : no , thanks . yeah . man : you know , you 'd better wrap up , sir . it 's cold out . you know , we sell flannel pj 's in the lobby -- luis : ok . pj 's is the last thing i need . hear that ? fancy ? where did you go ? [ scene_break ] chad : what is it ? what , you do n't love me anymore ? whitney : i do n't know , chad . you know , i -- i -- look , i do n't know anything anymore . chad : oh . not this again . whitney , there is no other woman . ok ? do n't do this . do n't let your suspicions poison what we have . whitney : but i ca n't help how i feel , chad . chad : whitney , look at me . you 're the only woman in the world for me . come on , whitney . whitney : you were there , chad . you were in that hotel , that sleazy , horrible motel . chad : whitney , i told you . i came there because i thought you might be in trouble . whitney : right . and it was just a coincidence that valerie was there ? chad : with another guy . you saw him . whitney : ok , well rebecca said she saw you there , too , in a robe , all by yourself , naked . what about that ? chad : whitney . if you listen to any word that witch says , you 're crazy . i was not at the motel with valerie . ok ? now just -- just let that go , ok ? whitney , i promise i am not having an affair with valerie . come on , we ca n't go on like this , all right ? we have n't made love in forever . come on . whitney : look , i need to be alone , ok ? chad : damn . damn , damn . chad : what now ? chad : valerie , what the hell are you doing here ? valerie : thank god you 're here . we have to talk . chad : oh , no , no , no , no . valerie : it 's important . chad : all right , what is it ? if whitney sees you here , she 's going to freak . [ scene_break ] theresa : someone please just stop this . my god , you 're two grown men , for god 's sake . this is crazy ! theresa : are you proud of yourselves ? [ scene_break ] charity : you 're quite pleased with yourself . remind me to never get on your bad side . fox : well , my plan worked so well . kay saw the two of you doing the nasty and that was it . she broke off her little romance with our fisherman friend , and our wedding is back on . last i heard , kay told miguel she never wants to see him again . charity : talk about nasty . she must be so hurt . fox : yeah . she is . but i ca n't really think about that right now ... if ever . i ca n't . i wo n't lose kay . she 's mine . i did what i had to do to hang on to her . bringing you back to harmony and having her see you and miguel together , well , that was the only way . [ scene_break ] noah : look , miguel , i know my sister backwards and forwards , as odd as that may sound . she 's nuts . well , i guess we all know that . but she 's not this nuts . you must have done something or said something to set her off . miguel : no , noah . and that 's what 's so crazy , ok ? i 've racked my brain , i 've looked back on every minute since we made love tonight in tabitha 's -- noah : whoa , whoa , hold on there . i 'm her brother , ok ? no details . i 'm sorry . did you just say you made love to her tonight during her bridal shower to another -- never mind . i really do n't want to know . look , you must have said something to make her upset . miguel : i ca n't think of anything . ok , i ca n't think of anything . the only thing she was worried about was my ex - girlfriend charity . it 's the only thing that made her nervous . she kept bugging me and asking me to swear that i was truly over charity for good . she had this crazy idea that if charity came back to town , that i 'd leave to be with her . noah : and would you ? miguel : no . i swore it over and over that it would never happen . i 'm completely and totally committed to kay , noah . [ scene_break ] kay : miguel is a two - timing bastard . i mean , my god , one minute he 's having sex with charity , telling her she 's the only one for him , and the next minute he 's acting all loving and innocent to me ? simone : then why did n't you confront him , kay ? kay : i do n't know . i was so blown away by his behavior . i mean , miguel 's always been so sweet and nice , and to find out that he 's just as two - faced and selfish as -- simone : as every other man on the planet . kay : no , that 's not what i meant . fox is n't like that . god , i 'm just so confused . i trusted him . i believed him when he said that he loved me . i should have known it was just too good to be true . god . simone , it hurts so bad . simone : ok , that 's it . i have heard enough . i am going to go let miguel have it . [ scene_break ] luis : fancy . fancy : oh , my word , sir . interrupting a lady and her bath . but as long as you 're here , there might be enough room for two . luis : thank you kindly , ma'am . i could use a good soak . luis : ah ! it 's hot . fancy : it 'll help get all the kinks out . luis : not all of them , i hope . ah . excellent idea , cadet . fancy : i 'm glad you think so , sir . luis : i do . fancy : wow . does hot water always do that to you ? luis : trust me , hot water has nothing to do with it . fancy : luis . luis : hmm . fancy : i love you . no one 's ever made me feel the way you do . luis : i love you , too . only you . there 's only one thing missing . fancy : now what ? fancy : oh , never mind . you 're right . a hot bubble bath , cold champagne , you . perfection . luis : mm - hmm . fancy : mm . luis : woo ! luis : vintage . fancy : do n't stop . luis : i 'm just getting started . [ scene_break ] chris : i know that article is in here somewhere . they say the coach is pretty tough , but the kids really learn the basics well . sheridan : you know what ? i 'm hungry . i 'm going to make something to eat . chris : hey , no , no , no . i 'll do it . you just sit down and relax . they sent some amazing turkey chili down from the main house . how does that sound , perfect for a snowy evening ? sheridan : it sounds great . chris : ok , well , i 'm going to go nuke it . i 'll be back in a sec . sheridan : thank you . sheridan : you do n't need my name . just give me your fax number . i have a story and a picture i think you 'll definitely be interested in . [ scene_break ] kay : simone , wait . simone : do n't try to stop me , kay . i 'm going to go punch him in the face . kay : no , simone . simone : why ? if you ca n't tell him off , someone has to . kay : i know , but it 's not going to make things any better . i just do n't get it . i -- how could he lie like that ? simone : he 's a man . kay : ok , stop with the stereotypes , simone . fox does n't lie . god . how could miguel live with himself ? how can anyone be so heartless ? [ scene_break ] noah : so , let me play devil 's advocate here . you told kay that you 're completely over charity , that you 're not in love with her anymore . miguel : absolutely . that 's exactly what i told her , noah . you know , what charity and i had was magical , but that 's over now . kay is the only woman in my heart . noah : then it would n't matter if charity came back ? miguel : not a chance . i 'm totally committed to kay . charity is my past , noah . whatever we had is dead . it 's buried . [ scene_break ] chad : ok , so what 's the big crisis ? valerie : well -- chad : uh - uh , not so loud . whitney 's going to hear you . whitney : well , look what we have here . chad : whitney -- whitney : so , i was right . you 're cheating on me with this tramp . valerie : what ? chad : whitney , this is not what you think -- whitney : no , i think it 's exactly what i think . you 're having an affair with valerie . just admit it . valerie : i think i should go . whitney : oh , no , bitch . you ai n't going anywhere . we 're going to settle this , right here and right now . [ scene_break ] jared : tess , look , i 'm sorry . i was just trying to defend myself . ethan : well , you deserved it . theresa : what the hell were you thinking , ethan ? you barging in on us like this . ethan : i am trying to warn you about this -- theresa : wait , no , no , just stop . you attacked jared like a mad man . ethan : theresa , i am trying to warn you about this guy ! he is not who you think he is . you 're making a mistake . theresa : oh , my god . again , ethan . i just want -- just stop trying to stop me from moving on . ethan : that 's not what this is about . he is not the guy he says he is . he is using you . he 's not a good guy . jared : bull . ethan : you better be quiet 'cause i got the goods on you , buddy . theresa : you know what , just save your accusations for somebody else . ethan : no , no , i 'm not going to save them , theresa . you do n't understand . this guy 's going to take down crane industries . he 's going to ruin your reputation , and he 's going to ruin all the good that you 've been trying to do at crane . jared : oh , you 're insane . ethan : no , no , no , no , no . come with me back to the office and let me show you what i found . it 's very , very , very interesting and you have no idea what kind of a creep you 're dealing with . [ scene_break ] sheridan : wow , it tastes great . chris : yeah , it 's good , is n't it ? i actually saved some for james ' lunch tomorrow . sheridan : you did n't have to go to all this trouble . chris : are you kidding ? i love you , mrs. crane - boothe and i 'll do anything for you , anything . sheridan : that really covers a lot . chris : i mean it . sheridan : i do n't know what i did to deserve you . chris : hey , what is it ? sheridan : nothing , i 'm fine . chris : no , you ca n't fool me . i think i know what 's happening . look , you 've had a tough year , losing marty , our baby , and it 's going to take some time . i just hope that in some way your life with me and james will help you deal with the grief . sheridan : chris -- chris : i just hope someday i can make you as happy as you 've made me . sheridan : you have . chris : i 'm not sure if i buy that , but i 'll keep my fingers crossed . anyway , here 's to us , ma and pa and chili in the living room . only thing that 's missing now , some tv trays , a couple of reruns of `` i love lucy . `` maybe it 's not what you 're used to , but i hope that you can find some happiness with me and with james . sheridan : i have . chris : no regrets ? sheridan : none . i love our life together . chris : so do i , sheridan . so do i . sheridan : no regrets . [ scene_break ] valerie : let go of me , whitney . whitney : how dare you even come to my home . look , chad , i do n't want her anywhere near my son . do you understand that ? chad : stop , stop . whitney : you 're a bastard . how could you lie to me this whole time , chad ? chad : i have n't been . whitney : oh , ok , so you 're just going to lie in my face when this skank shows up at our home , chad ? chad : whitney , stop it , ok . you 're so wrong , it 's funny . valerie : he 's telling you -- whitney : no , he 's not . it 's unbelievable what you 're doing . so go ahead and tell me how long this has been going on , huh ? ever since i found you two sleeping together on the couch ? valerie : chad is telling you the truth . i 'm here on business . i did n't know where else to go . ethan found something out about jared on jared 's computer and he 's gone to the harmony inn to confront jared and theresa , and i 'm afraid of what 's going to happen when he gets there . whitney : ok , well that 's probably just another lie . valerie : i do n't want to call the police or crane security . theresa wo n't want the bad publicity . get over there before ethan does something stupid in the mood he 's in . whitney : ok , wait , so you 're telling the truth is what -- valerie : i always do . whitney : so , you warned theresa then ? valerie : i tried her cell phone , but she 's not picking it up . whitney : ok , fine , we 'll go -- i 'll go and change and we 'll get melina to come down here and watch miles . valerie , i apologize -- valerie : there 's no time for that , just go . valerie : speaking of bad publicity , you 'd better be careful . whitney knows about all of your trips to the safari motel . chad : valerie , i -- valerie : you 're playing with fire , chad . do you want to lose everything ? whoever it is , just stop . it 's not worth it . do you want to lose whitney again ? chad : i love her . valerie : then what are you doing ? break it off with whoever you 're seeing , or trust me , things are going to get really ugly . i thank my lucky stars it 's not me . [ scene_break ] ethan : just come with me back to the office , and let me show you what i found on jared 's computer , theresa . theresa : you were in jared 's office ? ethan : listen , never -- never mind that . i have proof that this guy is not who he says he is . he 's a bad one . jared : you 're a piece of work . theresa : i 'm not going anywhere with you . ethan : what ? theresa : whatever you think that you 've found on jared -- forget it , ok . i trust him . jared : thank you , tess . ethan : theresa -- theresa : no , ethan , please , let me go . let me move on with my life because that is what we both want , is n't it ? ethan : this is not what this is about . theresa : is n't it , ethan ? you made your bed , now you lie in it . now go back to that wife of yours , the one you think is such a saint . stay true to those marriage vows that mean so much to you , even though they are based on lies . i have moved on . i 'm with jared . and if that hurts you , tough . ethan : theresa -- theresa : no . stop trying to tear down jared . the more you say , the sillier you sound . [ scene_break ] kay : i ca n't believe he lied to me . i ca n't believe it . i mean , after all the lies that i 've told in my life , you would think that i would be able to tell when someone 's lying to me . simone : let it all out , honey . kay : to think that i was so close to ending things with fox , a man who would never hurt me , who would do anything for me . can you imagine ? god , it kills me to think that i almost hurt him when he 's so sick . he does n't even have that much time left to live . thank god that i did not call off my wedding to be with that liar miguel . [ scene_break ] fox : maybe things look bad from your vantage point , but i 'm doing what i 'm doing because i love kay . charity : it sounds like you want to own her . fox : oh , that 's not fair . i finally found the woman that i want to spend the rest of my life with and i 'll be damned if i let miguel take that away from me . i did what i had to do . miguel : there you are . i was wondering what happened to the two of you . are we good or what ? kay wo n't be calling off your wedding . [ scene_break ] theresa : get out , ethan . ethan : theresa , you 're not listening -- theresa : no , i do n't want to hear another word about jared . ethan : you 're making a big mistake . theresa : am i ? because i doubt it . even if i am making a mistake , ethan , it is my mistake to make . you have nothing to do with it . now , please just get out of here . jared : you heard the lady . get out . ethan : i 'm so on to you . i know the truth , all right ? theresa : god , i knew someone would call hotel security , damn it . jared : so , hide . i 'll take care of it . jared : chad , valerie , whitney , hey , what are you guys doing here ? theresa : whitney . chad : well , valerie said ethan found something damaging on jared 's computer and he was on his way over here . we just came over to make sure everything was all right . theresa : you knew ethan was on jared 's computer ? valerie : i can explain . theresa : no , what is going on here , valerie ? he is an outsider . he should not be coming anywhere near crane files . valerie : i know that . i was trying to protect you and the company . ethan : theresa , listen -- do n't , do n't blame valerie , ok ? she tried to stop me . i talked her into it . theresa : i should fire you for this . valerie : no -- ethan : no , theresa , do n't do it . listen , she just was trying to help me protect you . theresa : ethan , protect me from what ? from a guy who actually cares about me ? from a man that i 've chosen to share my life with ? no , valerie , please just get out of here and i 'll deal with you tomorrow , please . valerie : am i fired ? theresa : i do n't know . just please go . valerie : i 'm sorry . theresa : now look , i appreciate your concern , but everything is going to be just fine once ethan leaves me alone . ethan : theresa , come to the office . let me show you the proof . theresa : my office , ethan . now please get out . ethan : hold on a minute . who does this laptop belong to ? jared : me . ethan : perfect . great , you know what ? we do n't have to go anywhere 'cause i can use the satellite link on this to hook up to the crane system and then we can find out once and for all that jared casey is a fraud using this laptop . jared : that 's private . back off . ethan : hey , what are you worried about ? do n't you want everyone here to know that you are mr. good guy ? jared : all right , knock yourself out . ethan : theresa , you 're going to see that jared casey is a fraud . [ scene_break ] simone : kay bennett , it is time that you stop feeling sorry for yourself and take some action . what miguel did to you was despicable and it 's time he paid for it . kay : there 's nothing i can do . simone : oh , no ? come on , kay , confront miguel . you should have done that the first time you saw him in that shed . you have to tell him you saw him having sex with charity , and see if he can try to pretend that it did n't happen . it is time that you nail miguel to the wall . [ scene_break ] fox : job well done . miguel : worked like a charm , just the way you wanted . kay saw us in that shed together -- charity : yeah , i kind of liked that part . miguel : i 'll bet you did . she 's devastated . kay feels totally betrayed . fox : yeah , i know . i do n't like hurting her , but it 's for a good cause . charity : your cause . fox : hey , i had to save my relationship somehow and having kay see the two of you together , well , it horrified her , and it worked . so , thank you very much for the help , guys . miguel : no problem . anytime . [ scene_break ] luis : you are so beautiful . i love you . fancy : make love to me now , luis . [ scene_break ] chris : that certainly hit the spot . sheridan : mm - hmm . chris : let me go and rinse these and we can get ready for bed . sheridan : thank you . i love the way you take care of me . chris : it 's an absolute pleasure . look at me , mr. house husband . a man can get used to that . [ scene_break ] theresa : ethan , you need to stop this , ok ? this is jared 's computer . you do n't have any right going through his files . ethan : trust me , all is going to be forgiven once i show you what i found , theresa . if you trust him , fine , fine . then you should n't have any problem bearing with me for one minute , right ? theresa : where do you get off -- ethan : theresa , trust me . you 're going to see what kind of man you 've hooked up with . chad : all right , what 's going on , man ? what did ethan find ? what are you up to ? theresa : ethan , seriously , ok , this is absolutely crazy . how would you feel if someone invaded your privacy ? ethan : this is a crane laptop ? theresa : yes . ethan : then you have the perfect right to examine any employee 's computer . wait till you see what i found . theresa : well , i ca n't take chances -- so , just , you know , go ahead , show me . ethan : you wo n't regret it . theresa : look , i 'm not allowing this because i distrust you , jared , i do n't . i know that you 're a marvelous man and that you have nothing to prove . i 'm allowing this to get you to back off , ethan . and maybe once you realize how foolish you 've been , you 'll let this and you 'll let me go for good . ethan : it does n't matter to me why you 're allowing me to do this , theresa , just that you are . 'cause once you see this with your own eyes , you 're going to realize that that man is a fraud . theresa : there 's nothing to worry about , ok ? i mean , there 's nothing on earth that ethan could show me to make me change how i feel about you , ok ? [ next_on ] kay : when i am done with you , you wo n't be able to hold your head up in this damn town ! sheridan : luis and fancy will be split up forever . sam : luis , fancy , open up .
ethan tried to get theresa to listen to his reasons for saying jared is not the man for her , but she was so upset at the fight the two men had she did n't want to hear anything . valerie went to get chad to help with ethan , causing whitney to get upset because she thought they were having an affair , and after that was straightened out - sort of - they all went to help . once at the hotel , val was in danger of losing her job for helping ethan , and he managed to figure a way to get the information to theresa without her going to the office . he used jared 's crane industries laptop to connect to the office computer . fox was glad his ruse , using a fake charity and miguel to make love where kay could see them and get angry at miguel , worked , even tho it hurt kay . she continued to cry to simone , who wanted to confront miguel , but kay would n't allow it .
luis : sheridan , we 're going to be fine , ok ? i promise . now , i got to go check on something , ok ? sheridan : i 'll go with you . luis : no , no , no . it 's best that you stay here . now , look , i know that you 're upset about your father . there 's nothing he can do to hurt us , ok ? sheridan : luis , i want to believe you , but we both know how powerful he is . luis : yeah , you know what ? he 's not as powerful as our love . now , come on , we 've proved that time and time again . he 's even tried to kill us . guess what . we 're still together . sheridan : i know , but maybe we should take mrs . wheeler 's advice . you know , maybe once julian has antonio 's death certificate , we should just go elope before my father has a chance to find out . luis : listen , sheridan , i 'm not taking advice from my father 's whore , ok ? now , skulking away in the middle of the night -- that 's their m.o . , it 's not mine . sheridan : but i -- luis : no . you have dreamed of having a big , beautiful wedding , and guess what -- that 's what you 're going to have . sheridan : yeah , but we 're rubbing my father 's face in it . luis : no , i 'm not going to let your father rob us of what is going to be the happiest and most wonderful day of our lives , ok ? i love you , and there 's nothing that your father can do to come between us . all right , now , you wait here . i 'll be right back , ok ? sheridan : ok . alistair : you and sheridan are fools if you think i 'm going to allow her to marry luis . you may clear the way by having antonio declared legally dead , but you ca n't stop me from tearing them apart . and i promise you , this time it will be for good . julian : i may underestimate you , father , but you underestimate the power of luis and sheridan 's love . alistair : love is highly overrated . when i reveal this secret , not only will sheridan and luis not get married , they 'll never even speak to each other again . julian : you 're bluffing . there is no secret . alistair : i assure you there is , julian . it 's a secret so powerful that , when it 's revealed , i assure you it will do all that and more . julian : what is it ? alistair : in good time . things are going to get very nasty in harmony , and not just for sheridan and luis but for a lot of people , including you . pilar : you have some nerve to offer your sympathy for what my theresa and her baby are going through after everything that you 've done ! you destroyed my family when you stole my husband . how dare you pretend that you care about us now ! katherine : i only meant -- pilar : do you know why my theresa went into premature labor ? do you ? do you know why her baby is fighting for her life ? because she found out that mr . wheeler is really her father , that he had been living with you all these years instead of being here in harmony with his real family ! katherine : i 'm sorry . pilar : sorry ? sorry ? your actions hurt my children , and now you 've hurt that innocent baby . and if she dies , her blood will be on your hands . katherine : i understand . i 'm sorry . i wo n't bother you anymore . pilar : no . no , no , no , no . you 're not going to get away this easy . you approached me . you wanted to talk . let 's talk . it 's time we had it out , you and me , senora wheeler . theresa : i 'm her mother . i 'm the one who 's going in that room . gwen : theresa , what are you talking about ? that baby is mine , and you know that . ethan : theresa . theresa : no , i carried her all these months . i 'm the one who just gave birth to her . i 'm the one who 's going in that room . gwen : what is this ? is this some sort of postpartum delusion ? theresa : look , she is sick , and she needs her mother 's love to help her get through this . gwen : exactly . that 's why i 'm going in there . theresa : no , that 's why i 'm going in there -- to be with my baby . gwen : the hell you are ! singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú| alistair : if i were you , julian , i 'd stop worrying about sheridan and start worrying about myself . because the secret i 'm going to reveal is so powerful , you 'll feel the repercussions as sharply as your sister will -- as will many , many others . julian : you 're lying . you want me to stay out of it , that 's all . but i won't . i 've watched you hurt sheridan too many times . i even let you bully me into helping you , but not this time . this time i 'm standing by my sister . alistair : then you 're a fool . julian : there 's no great secret to be revealed . it 's just a coverup . you plan to try to kill luis and sheridan again , is n't it ? but it wo n't work , just like the poisoned wedding bands did n't work . blowing up the boat they were on did n't work . they 're on to you , father . we 're all on to you , and this time you 're going to have to pay for your actions . this time we 'll be prepared for you . because attempted murder is a felony , even for alistair crane . alistair : i told you , i have no intention of killing them . i will break up sheridan and luis permanently without hurting anyone -- physically , that is . in fact , i will do it without ever leaving this desk . i need only utter one simple word . julian : word ? what word ? what word could tear luis and sheridan apart ? katherine : i know how angry and upset with me you are . pilar : you do n't know the half of it . you destroyed my family . there 's a special place in hell for people like you . katherine : i do n't blame you for how you feel . pilar : right . because you know that you are nothing but a home - wrecking tramp . katherine : i 'm not going to fight with you , pilar . pilar : no , of course not -- because you 're an upscaled , refined woman who never loses her composure . unlike someone like me , a low - class , hot - blooded maid ! katherine : i have never thought that , and i have never said that . pilar : oh , please . you did n't have to . i know your type . i have worked for people like you my whole life . new england blue bloods . hmm -- never a hair out of place , never a raised voice , never an uncontrolled emotion . and you stand there staring down your perfect wasp nose looking at me , judging me because i 'm letting this anger that 's inside my veins just come out ! well , i am not the bitch here . i am not the one who stole another woman 's husband . i am not the one who should feel humiliated . this is human ! this is real . this is normal . but you -- blue blood like you -- you would n't know anything about that , would you ? because you always keep your composure . but you know what ? i 'm curious , really . would you remain this calm and this controlled if someone did to you what you have done to me and my children ? would you ? have you ever lost something precious ? have you ? and i 'm not talking about a piece of jewelery . i am talking about something that you felt was so dear to you in your heart and in your soul . do you have any idea what that 's like ? answer me ! do you ? katherine : yes , i do . i know exactly what it 's like . gwen : there is no way you are going into that nicu , theresa ! she is my baby . i am herher , not you . nurse : ladies , please -- theresa : i carried her , gwen . i gave birth to her . i 'm the one who 's going to see her through this . nurse : i 'm calling dr . russell . ethan : theresa , we can work this out , all right ? gwen : do n't even think about defending her right now ! ethan : i am not defending her . theresa : you know , ethan , there 's nothing to work out . gwen : exactly , because i am going to go in there and be with my baby . theresa : no , i am , gwen ! gwen : theresa , look , i know you care about the baby . i know that you carried her for many months . i know you 're bonded with her in that way . that 's why real surrogates go through psychological testing . but you 've got to get ahold of yourself because you know that she is not your biological child , she is mine , mine and ethan 's . and after you took our surrogate 's place without our permission , you signed an agreement that you would carry this child for us . you would act as our surrogate . but that child was never yrs . she always will be -- always will be my baby ! theresa : gwen , that 's not what the chart says . it says that i 'm the one who gave birth to her , which means i am her mother . gwen : that 's a technicality , theresa , and you know that . look , no one is going to dispute the fact that you gave birth to her , ok ? but that is where all the ties to you and that baby end . that baby was our embryo that was implanted in you . she 's not your biological child , ok ? she 's ours , mine and ethan 's . you do n't have the right to go in there . please -- please just go back to your room , and i 'm going to go in there and comfort my little girl . theresa : gwen , i 'm not going anywhere except by my baby 's side ! gwen : look , i told you no ! theresa : get -- gwen : i told you no ! go call security . this is way out of hand . theresa : you know what , gwen ? i am going in there . you stay here . my baby needs me ! gwen : theresa ! theresa : get off me ! gwen : theresa , this is my baby , and you stay the hell away from her ! theresa : no , you stay away from her , gwen ! gwen : theresa , get off of me ! ethan : theresa -- gwen , stop it ! gwen : what are you doing ? are you crazy ? sheridan : i 've felt a connection to you ever since we saw each other in mexico . i mean , i 've told you that before . katherine : yes , you have . sheridan : and i know that you can feel it , too . i can see it . and i think that you know the reason for it . so if you could please tell me , mrs . wheeler -- why do i feel this connection towards you ? why ? luis : hey . see , that did n't take too long , did it ? sheridan : i guess not . luis : all right , close your eyes . there 's something i nt to show you . sheridan : what is it ? luis : just close your eyes . sheridan : why ? what 's going on ? luis : well , if you close your eyes , i can show you . come on . sheridan : ok . luis : now , just -- come on , right this way . just a little more . little more . sheridan : ok . luis : keep it going there . whoa ! sheridan : where are you going ? luis : shh . just keep going . sheridan : what are you doing ? luis : no cheating . keep them closed . sheridan : all right ! luis : oh , the big tree . all right . ok . open . sheridan : ok . luis . how did you do all this ? how did you do it so quickly ? luis : like i told you , our love is special . it can do anything , whether it 's a last - minute rooftop picnic in december or a big , big wedding without your father 's interference . our love can do anything , kid . gwen : what are you doing ? ethan : you two stop it ! this is not helping here ! eve : what is going on here ? gwen : i am trying to get into the nicu to be with my baby , but theresa all of a sudden is claiming that she 's the mother ! eve : theresa . theresa : i am going in that room , dr . russell . she is sick , she is suffering , and she needs to be with her mother ! gwen : exactly ! and that 's me , theresa ! theresa : no , it 's not , gwen . i gave birth to her . gwen : but she 's not your child , theresa . eve , would you please tell her ? she has my genes , theresa -- mine and ethan 's . she 's our biological child . she is bonded with me , not with you ! theresa : no , gwen , you are wrong ! she 's bonded with me ! singer : you are my passion for life katherine : i lost something precious to me , pilar , something i love desperately . pilar : then how -- how can you take martin from us ? how can you steal my husband ? how can you rob my children of their father ? did n't you think that we needed him desperately ? did n't you think we loved him ? katherine : i know you may not believe me , but it was never , ever supposed to turn out like this . pilar : but it did . and because martin abandoned us , i -- and more importantly , my children -- have suffered enormously . they have been wounded in ways that will haunt them the rest of their lives . katherine : i know . i 'm sorry . we never meant to stay away . we both always planned that we would come home again one day , but -- pilar : wait , what ? excuse me -- you both always planned to come home again ? are you telling me that you 're from harmony ? that this is your home , too ? oh , my god . sheridan was right . who are you ? you knew my husband before he left , and you know so much about the cranes . you tell me right now , senora wheeler . tell me who you really are . julian : what word could you say that would tear luis and sheridan apart ? alistair : you 'll know it when you hear it , julian . for now , suffice it to say , it 's a word with more power than you can even imagine . julian : you 're lying . you know it . there is no word that could destroy luis and sheridan . there 's no sentence , no paragraph , no volume . their love is too strong . you could n't destroy it with all your evil plans -- the bombings , the kidnappings , the electric shock . certainly no word can tear them apart . alistair : guess again , julian . julian : luis and sheridan have been through more than any couple should be able to withstand , but they 're still together , stronger than ever . their love has seen them through everything you could dream up , and it will this time , whatever you have planned . alistair : you know me , julian . i do n't make idle threats . if i say i 'm going to destroy sheridan and luis , then i will do it . julian : you 're bluffing . alistair : it 's as good as done . sheridan and luis are finished . they will never get married , their love will never be rekindled . fireworks are going to go off all over this town . mark my words , all hell is going to break loose in harmony . julian : all right , if you 're not bluffing , tell me . tell me this word that can do all this . sheridan : you thought of everything . luis : yeah . i always will for the rest of our lives . sheridan : i like the sound of that . luis : yeah . more champagne ? some hot buttered rum ? sheridan : mmm , i 'll have some champagne . i 'm warm enough . luis : all right . sheridan , all our eams are going to come true , honey . we 're going to get married . sheridan : just the way i 'd always hoped . luis : down to the last detail . sheridan : i 'd like that . luis : and we 're going to have a family of our own . lots of kids . you know something ? we 'll name the first one katherine , after your mother . sheridan : maybe we already had our first little girl . you know , we 'll never know the sex of the child that we lost . luis : sheridan , we 'll always miss our firstborn . we 're going to find joy through our other children , ok ? sheridan : yeah . i mean , i want to have lots of them . the more , the merrier . luis : well , ok . hey , you remember that time we -- we ran into that little boy who helped his mother at that farmhouse ? sheridan : yeah , and she was in labor . luis : yeah . and she had all those other children . sheridan : uh - huh . luis : pat said she wants call the baby luis sheridan . sheridan : how sweet . luis : you know -- ahem -- for someone who thought she was n't cut out for motherhood , you 're a natural . sheridan : it 's all i 've ever wanted . i 'll never forget that time . it was then that i new what a wonderful father you 'd be . luis : aw . sheridan : and i also knew that you were the man with whom i wanted to have my children . luis : yeah , well , that 's when i knew that i wanted you to be the mother of my children , too . we 're going to have lots of them . and then those kids are going to have kids . we 're going to have grandchildren and great - grandchildren , and a happy , wonderful marriage , sheridan . we are going to have it all . theresa : i am the one who should be in there , gwen . that baby is already bonded with me . gwen : ethan -- ethan : theresa , please , this is wrong . let gwen go in and see the baby , ok ? theresa : ethan , i 'm not going to allow that ! ethan : please ! gwen : eve , why is she doing this ? is this some sort of postpartum hormonal imbalance or something ? eve : no , i do n't think so . gwen : because she knows that the baby is not hers . will you please talk to her and try and get through to her ? and you know what ? if you ca n't , then just sete her , please , eve ! eve : theresa , we need to talk . theresa : no . no , no , no . see , do n't you try to distract me so that gwen can sneak in to see my baby . eve : excuse me -- nobody is going into the nicu right now , ok ? gwen : ethan , i do n't know how much more of this i can take . it is bad enough that our baby was born so prematurely , she 's in there fighting for her life . but now this ? ethan : honey , we 're going to get through this , but you have to stay calm . we both -- gwen : no , she has completely flipped out this time . honey , why else would she be trying to claim our baby when she knows that baby is ours ? she knows that that baby is biologically ours ! why is she doing this ? ethan : i do n't know . maybe -- maybe dr . russell can get through to her , ok ? gwen : no , you know what ? my mother -- my mother knew that she was planning something , that we should n't trust her , and we should have listened to her ! honey , we got to stop theresa , ok ? is there something we can do ? i mean , what about the papers ? what about the papers that she signed relinquishing all of her rights to the baby ? ethan : honey , the baby was born so premature that the papers were n't even filed yet . i could call judge riley . i could see -- maybe he 'll let me file them early . gwen : yes , yes . do that because judge reilly will understand . he knows that i 'm the mother and not her . honey , please , call him right now . ethan : all right . gwen : i 've got to be in there with my baby . ethan : ok . eve : theresa , you know very well that you have been behaving as a surrogate for ethan and gwen . you know that that baby is theirs . i do n't care if you carried it . i do n't care if you gave birth to it . you know that that baby girl is theirs . theresa : no , dr . russell . no , i do n't know . and neither do you . you and i both know that ethan and i slept together , and one of those two fetuses i was carrying was mine and ethan 's . you and i both know that . and i know -- i know , the way only a mother knows , that the baby i gave birth to -- the baby who survived is my baby . eve : and gwen does n't know any of this , does she ? she does n't know that you -- you tricked ethan into sleeping with you . so as far as she 's concerned , both of the fetuses that you were carrying were hers and ethan 's . she does n't have any reason in the world to suspect for one moment that that baby in there might not be hers . theresa : well , then maybe it 's time i enlightened her . maybe it 's time she learned the truth . maybe it 's time i told her . can your diaper pass the baby test ? gwen : did you reach the judge ? ethan : listen , i got his answering service . they 're having him paged . but it 's late , and they do n't think he 'll respond at this hour . gwen : i knew theresa hated me . but this goes so far beyond hate . my little girl is in there all alone , and she could be dying . ethan , why is theresa doing this to us ? you know , i promised to give her little ethan back , and i will . he 's her flesh and blood , not this baby . i do n't know why she 's trying to claim a baby that 's not biologically hers . ethan : i do n't know . honey , she carried it , she gave birth to it , and all this stuff happened . it must seem to her that it 's hers . gwen : but it isn't . she has to know that . none of this is making any sense . [ phone rings ] gwen : please be the judge . ethan : all right . hold on . hello ? yeah , this is he . are you sure ? are you sure there 's nothing you can do tonight ? no , all right , i understand . no , i 'll try him first thing in the morning . thanks . gwen : they could n't get ahold of him ? ethan : no , i 'm sorry . gwen : all right , well , there 's got to be something else we can do . ethan : i will try . i will try . but it looks like tonight -- we 're out of options tonight . gwen : ethan , this is ridiculous . my baby is sick ! i have got to be in there with her ! i have got to bond with her and comfort her and let her know that her mother loves her and that her mother is by her side pulling for her ! ethan : i know that . i know that . gwen : they 're not going to let me in there as long as theresa claims that she 's the mother ! why is this happening ? theresa : i should have told gwen the truth a long time ago . eve : no , theresa . please do n't do this . gwen is not in any condition to hear that you slept with her husband , that you tricked him into getting you pregnant , that only one of the fetuses you were carrying was hers , that that little baby girl in there might be yours . theresa : dr. russell , i am in no condition to be kept from my baby . eve : oh , honey , put yourself in gwen 's shoes . she already lost two babies . and now the only hope that she has of ever having a biological child of her own is in intensive care , in critical condition , struggling for its life . god , theresa , have a little compassion . gwen 's emotions are too raw for her to hear the truth . theresa : right . dr. russell , what about my emotions ? do n't you think that i 'm upset ? why are gwen 's emotions so much more important than mine ? eve : honey , i 'm not saying that they are . i am saying that everyone involved believes that your only connection to this baby is that you acted as gwen and ethan 's surrogate . theresa : yes , but i didn't . and now she 's lying in there . she 's battling for her life . eve : you do n't even know that she 's yours . theresa : you do n't know for sure that she isn't . eve : and that means that it 's just as likely that it 's gwen 's child . theresa : no . dr. russell , no , that baby is mine . i know what i know . i know it in my heart . i feel it in my gut . please , she is suffering . how would you feel if that was your child in there ? i am her mother , and i need to be with her . eve : god , do n't you know that gwen 's feeling exactly the same way ? theresa : i do n't care . that 's my child , dr . russell . i do n't want gwen in there comforting her . i do n't want her bonding with her . that 's not her place , that is mine . my baby needs me , and nothing is going to stop me from being with her . alistair : make yourself comfortable , julian . it may be the last time you are . julian : oh , please . you have nothing , father , nothing . [ knock on door ] tina : you wanted to see me , mr . crane ? alistair : yes , tina . i want you to make arrangements for a party here at the mansion . tina : no problem . when will it be ? alistair : tonight . julian : wait , wait -- tonight ? tina : that is not much notice . alistair : well , i have a very important announcement to make . it ca n't wait . tina : well , then let 's start with the gst list so i can get the invites out immediately . alistair : ah , yes , the guest list . well , sheridan and luis , of course . julian and dr . russell . i think perhaps pilar lopez - fitzgerald should be in attendance . oh , and of course , martin fitzgerald and the lovely senora wheeler . tina : is that all ? alistair : well , perhaps we should invite beth wallace , also . tina : yes , sir . alistair : hmm . i think they 're all going to be very interested in what i have to say . in fact , i think it 's safe to say that all of their lives are going to be changed . julian : what the hell are you up to , father ? alistair : in due time , julian . in due time . pilar : you 've inflicted so much pain on me and my family . at the very least , i deserve to know who you really are . katherine : i ca n't tell you that . pilar : you ca n't , or you wo n't ? katherine : i am sorry , pilar . whether you believe me or not , i am truly sorry . pilar : all right . then answer this . you 've admitted that you are from harmony . answer me ! katherine : yes . i am . pilar : did you know of me ? answer me ! katherine : yes . yes , i knew of you , pilar . pilar : my god . you knew of me , and you knew my husband before you left ? that means that you had to have known all of my children , not just paloma ! oh , god . you knew . you knew and you still took martin away from us . this was not an accident . no , no , no , this -- this was a conscious act ! you knowingly stole my husband from me . you knowingly robbed my children of their father ! katherine : i wish i could explain this to you , pilar . pilar : stop it ! i damn you . i damn both of you for what you 've done to us . i prayed . my god , how i prayed for years for martin to come home . but now -- now i 'm going to pray every single day of my life that you and martin rot in hell for what you 've done ! katherine : do n't blame martin . truly , it was not his fault . if you believe anything from me , please believe that . pilar : oh , wait . why should i believe anything a slut like you has to say ? katherine : listen to me ! we had to leave ! it was never martin 's choice ! there was no choice ! pilar : oh . did martin 's leaving have something to do with you ? i mean , besides the fact that he ran off with you ? answer me that right now ! katherine : partially , yes . pilar : god . what gave you the right ? what gave you the right to think that you were more important than martin 's own family ? i -- i do n't understand . please help me understand what kind of woman you are ! what kind of a heartless monster would just put herself above a mas children and would destroy a family , a family she knew ? you -- oh , god -- you are just as despicable as alistair crane ! luis : we 're finally going to live the future we 've always dreamt of . sheridan : i want to believe that , luis . luis : then do . now , look , i know you 're nervous because of everything your father 's done , but i 'm telling you , that pain and heartache -- it 's over . sheridan : you promise ? luis : oh , i promise . it is our time , yours and mine . our lives -- they 're going to be filled with nothing but joy and happiness . sheridan : and the pitter - patter of little feet . luis : definitely . the pitter - patter of lots of little feet . sheridan : tell me again , luis . please just tell me again that -- that everything will be all right , and it 'll be the way that we planned and talked about -- that we 'll be happy , and that nothing bad will ever happen again . please ? katherine : i am not a monster . never say that . i am not like alistair crane . pilar : no . no , you 're worse because you 're a woman , and i expect more from women . i expect women to understand feelings men rarely can . but you -- you 're a disgrace to our entire sex . what kind of a woman does what you 've done ? do you realize that all the time that you 've been enjoying yourself in my husband 's bed , i was sleeping alone ? i was crying myself to sleep not knowing -- not knowing what had happened to him , not knowing where he was , not knowing whether he was alive or dead . but still honoring my wedding vows that we took before god -- hoping , praying , waiting for my husband to come home to me and my children , safely . katherine : now i know that . pilar : how dare you . how dare you come to me and show any kind of sympathy for theresa and her baby . how dare you pretend that you care . katherine : i do care . pilar : no , you do n't ! and let me tell you why . because if you cared , you would never have taken martin from us in the first place . you would have never deprived my children of their father ! katherine : i 've hurt you , pilar . i 've hurt many people . but we had no choice . pilar : oh -- see , yes , you had a choice . you always have a choice ! you had the choice to leave my husband alone . you had the choice to respect the fact that he was a married man . you had the choice to not rip him away from his children . dear god -- if my martin had been here , everything would have been so different . i would n't have had to send paloma away . and my antonio would n't have left , and perhaps he 'd even be alive today . and my luis would not have to become man of the house when he was just a child himself . and my teresita would n't -- they needed their father so much . they needed him , and they still do ! katherine : my children needed their mother . i wish i had never left . i wish i had stayed with my loved ones . you 're right . i am a monster . i abandoned my own children . pilar : your children ? you have children here ? in harmony ? who are they ? luis : sheridan , i promise you -- from now on our lives are going to be like they are in the storybooks . you , me , our children -- we 're all going to be living happily ever after . i know . come on . let 's have a little drink to that , ok ? sheridan : ok . thank you . luis : i would like to propose a toast . to you , sheridan -- my soul mate for all of eternity . from now on , our lives are going to be filled with nothing but joy , love , and happiness . luis : sheridan , what is it ? sheridan : i just had that feeling again , that overwhelming sensation that something bad was going to happen . luis : well , sheridan , it 's not . please , honey , do not listen to what mrs . wheeler said to you about alistair . do not let that shake you up , ok ? we are not going to elope . we 're going to get married . we 're going to -- sheridan , we 're going to have that wedding that you 've always dreamed of , ok ? and there 's nothing that alistair can do to stop it . sheridan : right . yeah . sheridan 's voice : i hope you 're right , luis . god , i hope you 're right . alistair : get those invitations delivered immediately . the party must be tonight . tina : it is as good as done , mr . crane . would you like to discuss the menu now ? alistair : ah , the menu . well , i 'll leave that to you and the chef , but spare no expense . i want the best of everything -- champagne , caviar . tina : yes , sir . alistair : mm - hmm . julian : rather short notice , father . perhaps some of your guests wo n't be available . alistair : oh , they 'll be here . no one turns down an invitation from alistair crane . tonight will be a very special occasion , julian . julian : you 're going to utter `` the word `` ? alistair : i 'm going to set off emotional explosions that will rock harmony . most of all , when i reveal my secret amidst all that champagne and caviar , sheridan and luis will be finished . their relationship will be destroyed forever . julian : that 's the purpose of this party ? alistair : oh , absolutely . and it 's certainly worth celebrating . eve : look , theresa , let 's -- let 's just sort all of this out later , but for right now , please , let gwen go in there and see the baby . theresa : no . i am not going to let gwen try to bond with my child . i 'm going in there . gwen : theresa -- theresa , you are a mother . you have got to know what i 'm going through . look , what if it was little ethan who was in there and was so sick ? my little girl is all alone in there , and she is fighting for her life and i need to be in there with her . she has got to know that her mother loves her and that her mother is right there by her side . theresa : and i will be , once you stop interfering . ethan : theresa , gwen is not the one interfering . theresa : is that how you see it , ethan ? gwen : oh , god , theresa , do n't do this now ! please do not do this ! i need to be in there . i need to be in there with my baby . theresa : so do i . gwen : oh , dr . russell -- i mean , you know i 'm the baby 's mother . you know that theresa was just the surrogate , and i -- you know what ? i do n't know why you 're doing this , and at this point i do n't even care . but you have to do something because i need to be in there with my baby . i have got to see my baby . eve : i can't . gwen : what ? eve : it 's hospital policy that the woman who gives birth to the child is the mother until the appropriate papers are filed with the court . gwen : you have to be kidding me . eve : i 'm sorry . theresa is the only person that i can allow in the nicu . the only one . theresa : thank you , dr . russell . gwen : but , eve , i am her mother ! i am her mother ! how can you do this ? i am her mother , eve ! theresa : all right , until you can prove otherwise , that little girl in there is mine , not yours . luis : alistair is not going to hurt us . he 's not going to hurt us ever again . alistair : your sister 's hopes and dreams will be dashed for good tonight ! katherine : what am i going to do ?
alistair is planning a party where he can reveal a secret that will tear sheridan and luis apart forever and cause a lot of pain for everyone else , too . julian tries to get him to tell him what the secret is , but to no avail . meanwhile , luis tries to calm sheridan 's fears about her father doing something to keep them from having the wedding of her dreams . he tells her that there is no way they will elope , and alistair wo n't be able to keep them from marrying , either .
jessica : oh , where were you ? you promised to be at the therapy session . you promised . sam : honey , i know , i 'm sorry . ok ? there 's a crisis going on with ethan . jessica : oh , sure . ethan . my surprise brother , thanks to you and ivy . and if it was n't him , it 'd be kay or noah or ivy again . never me . never jessica . you do n't give a damn about me , daddy . sam : jessica , you know that is not true . jessica : huh . sam : honey , what have you done ? what happened to your clothes ? jessica : who cares ? they 're going to come off pretty damn soon anyway . sam : you 're high , are n't you ? jessica : no ! i did n't take any drugs -- nothing . sam : jessica , what have you done ? ok , i did n't make it to the doctor 's office because ethan was being taken off life support . jessica : oh , big deal ! he 's dead , daddy ! dead , dead , dead ! you care more about your dead son than you do about me . when am i ever going to come first ? sam : do n't you know that i love you ? sweetheart , you are my baby , my jess . jessica : yeah , second best , that 's me . sam : no , that is a lie . spike : you 're a damn liar . jessica 's right . she always comes last with you . now , you get the hell away from her and leave her alone . [ scene_break ] liz : kiss me . julian : no , i will not . liz : not smart . you kiss me now or i 'll cut your jugular and then go cut down eve . julian : eve , my love . this is n't what it looks like . [ scene_break ] kay : fox , we got to go . valerie : fox , i just sent you a link to a housing development in maryland . check out the rail link to public transportation . i think that might solve our problem in singapore . kay : fox , we really need to go , ok ? fancy said that gwen is about to take ethan off of life support . fox : yeah , i know . valerie , this is great . thank you . valerie : i thought so . kay : fox ! ethan is our half brother . we should be there . fox : yeah , just give me a minute . kay : we may not have another minute . gwen could pull the plug at any moment . let 's go ! fox : i know , we will go , all right ? just give me a minute . we ca n't go now ! [ scene_break ] gwen : why are you just standing there ? you need to find my husband and arrest theresa . officer : ma'am , we 're doing our best . the officer who spoke to the kidnapper identified the ambulance 's license plate , and we located it by tracking its navigational system . we 'll apprehend the woman who kidnapped your husband shortly . rebecca : well , she is dangerous , officer . you tell your men to be careful , that they should shoot first and ask questions later . officer : that 's not how we do things . ivy : so you 'll bring ethan right back here ? officer : yes . ivy : so theresa 's stunt has just postponed the inevitable . you 'll take him off life support immediately ? gwen : ivy , look , we know it 's for the best . i need to let ethan go with dignity . rebecca 's voice : wait till we get our hands on you , theresita . you 're going to pay for this for the rest of your miserable life . [ scene_break ] [ siren ] theresa : oh , my god . noah , quick , go faster ! the police are coming right now ! noah : shh . fancy : noah ? noah , what 's happening ? where 's that siren coming from ? noah : fancy -- fancy : what 's going on ? noah : theresa , i 've got to pull over . theresa : no , no , you just keep going , just keep going . noah : we gave it a good shot , but i 'm sorry . we failed . theresa : no , no . you know what , you just do n't want to lose fancy . noah : i can handle fancy , all right ? i hope . look , we 've lost , theresa . theresa : no , no , we have n't . ethan , you 'll never get back to gwen . she 's not going to take you off life support . you 're not going to die . i promise you that . [ scene_break ] sam : i should have known . you 're the one who ripped her clothes . right ? you 're the one who fed her full of drugs . jessica : i did n't take any drugs . sam : yes , you did , sweetheart . spike : your daughter 's a mess because you let her down . you broke her heart . so blame yourself there , chiefy . [ scene_break ] julian : eve , you must believe me . liz : she 's not blind , julian . it 's exactly as it seems . he wanted me . he grabbed me and pulled me down on top of him . julian : no , she threatened me ! she had this knife , or a letter opener . it was sharp as hell . she threatened to kill you if i -- if i did n't sleep with her . eve : i was n't even here ! liz : oh , my goodness , the lies that men will come up with when they 're caught with their pants down . do i have anything in my hands , sis ? admit it , julian . you grabbed me and hustled me up here to the office because eve just does n't satisfy you . julian : you are mad ! liz : it 's ok , sis . i took care of him . [ scene_break ] kay : ok , you know what ? maybe i should just go to the hospital by myself . fox : kay , wait a minute -- hold on a second . i 'll be right back . wait a minute . i 'm sorry i snapped at you like that , ok ? kay : `` snapped `` ? you yelled at me . fox : really ? well , i 'm sorry that i yelled at you , then . look , the singapore projects , it 's got these huge problems right now , and i have to handle them . that 's my baby . you understand that . kay : yeah , well , it used to be our baby , fox . but now the only person you want to work with is valerie . fox : ok , do n't be like that . she 's been a great help , especially since the whole -- kay : oh , here it comes . `` especially after poor , dumb kay unleashed a computer virus into the crane system . `` how many times do i have to tell you that was n't me ? fox : i believe you . kay : look , fox , we have to go . our half brother is about to leave this earth for good , and we should be there . fox : yes , i know , and we will be there . i just -- i have a few things that i have to finish up here , and then we 'll go . valerie : fox , you have to make a decision on the rail link or our backers on the singapore project are going to shut us down . fox : right . see , they need me in there . kay : valerie needs you . fox : do n't be like that . come on , just give me a few more minutes , ok ? wait a little bit longer ? kay : i 'm waiting . fox : fine . kay 's voice : is he just being a jerk ? or is this tabitha 's spell ? [ scene_break ] noah : i got to pull over . theresa : no , no , please , do n't do this . noah : look , if i do n't , it 'll just make things worse . fancy : who are you talking to ? what are you doing ? is your new job driving a limo again ? noah : well , no , not really . i mean , i am driving , and then the traffic is just horrendous and there 's an accident really close and the ambulance is close by . theresa : yeah , really close . fancy : look , it 's really bad here at the hospital . i wish you 'd get here . noah : yeah , i wish i 'd never left . listen to me lying to her ! this is exactly what we talked about never doing again . theresa : i know , but this is for a good cause , noah . now , just keep going . fancy : the police say some man is helping theresa . can you imagine how cruel someone must be to help her do something this sick ? noah : hey , look , i 'm sorry , all right ? this is over . i 'm pulling over . theresa : no . no , do n't do this . ethan , i think this is really over . i mean , no one 's willing to believe in miracles anymore . i think i 'm going to lose you forever . [ scene_break ] officer : uh - huh , copy that . ivy : how long can this go on ? rebecca : do n't worry , they 're going to get that little guttersnipe and they 're going to send her to the big house for good . officer : mrs. winthrop , good news . we got them . we pulled the ambulance over on the highway . gwen : ok , good . i mean , now we bring ethan back here and i need to take him off life support . i mean , i really need to let him go . gwen : this whole fiasco ends only one way -- i take ethan off the respirator and he dies . ivy : no , he -- he wanted it that way , gwen . his will was very , very clear , and you do n't have to do this alone . rebecca : no , honey , honey , we are going to be right here for you all through this , and then -- well , hey , afterwards , we can all go out for cocktails , you know , just us girls . gwen : you know , i ca n't even believe how selfish theresa is . i do n't want ethan to die either , but i have to put ethan 's wishes first . i put ethan first , theresa puts herself first . rebecca : which is why she is finally going to pay . she is going to be in prison , where she belongs . gwen : yeah , and i 'm going to be a widow ! officer : i 'm sorry . i have bad news . gwen : is ethan gone already ? ivy : no , please . rebecca : oh , would that be so bad ? officer : it 's not your husband . it 's nothing like that . gwen : then what 's wrong ? [ scene_break ] [ siren ] noah : look , i hope you got a good lawyer , because with your record they might never let you out of jail . theresa : i really can not think about that right now . fancy : noah ? noah , what 's happening ? it sounds like that siren 's right on top of you . noah : fancy , look , there 's something i got to -- oh . fancy : hello ? noah ? you cut me off . why are n't you here , noah ? your family needs you . i need you . noah : jeez . at least she does n't have to hear me getting arrested . theresa : goodbye , ethan . i did everything that i could to save you . i really tried . i swear to you , i tried . noah : unbelievable . they were n't after us . theresa : but fancy said they had located us . noah : well , well . a little planning goes a long way , huh ? remember when i was under the hood back at the ambulance showroom ? theresa : yeah . noah : i removed the navigation system from this ambulance and put it into another one . those things are way too big brother for my taste anyways , and it looks like it worked . the cops must be chasing the wrong ambulance . theresa : you 're a genius , noah . yes ! ethan , did you hear that ? all right . onward to the crane cabin . we got to hide ethan . noah : yeah , ok , but look , this does n't mean that i 'm not going to tell fancy the whole truth about this . she deserves to know . theresa : noah , she 's just going to make trouble . noah : face it , theresa , you are the one who 's causing trouble . all right , i got to tell fancy . you know , we promised each other . theresa : i know . i know . ethan , do n't you worry . everything is going to be ok . [ scene_break ] fancy : what 's happened ? gwen : the police have been chasing the wrong ambulance . fancy : oh , honey . officer : sorry , ma'am . the woman who bought the ambulance switched its tracking device to another vehicle . it was very clever . the ambulance we stopped was carrying a farmer who 'd fallen off his barn . ivy : theresa does n't know anything about cars or electronics . it must have been her accomplice who switched the tracking devices . fancy : who the hell is helping that witch ? rebecca : a man . that 's all we know . fancy : if i knew who it was , i would rip him from limb to limb . ivy : i wish sam was here , but he 's looking for ethan and theresa . fancy : i know . have you heard from fox ? ivy : no . fancy : i 'll call him , mother , and tell him to get down here . ivy 's voice : and fox will show up with kay , no doubt . the sooner i split those two up , the better . i swear i wo n't let her ruin fox 's life the way theresa 's ruined ethan 's . [ scene_break ] kay : this is unbelievable . how can he sit there and work when our brother is about to die ? [ phone rings ] kay : hello . fancy : kay . it 's fancy . do you know where fox is ? i 've called his cell , but he 's not picking up . kay : yeah . we 're both right here at the office . fancy : still ? why have n't you left yet ? kay : fox is still working . fancy : what ? is he crazy ? kay : seems that way . fancy : he 's got to stop . things are really bad here at the hospital . theresa kidnapped ethan . kay : what ? fancy : yep . right out of the i.c.u . , on his respirator and everything . she got an ambulance , and we thought the cops had tracked her down , but it turns out they were following the wrong one . and she has some man to help her , some bastard she 's paying off , no doubt , and we do n't know where she 's taken ethan . kay : that 's insane . where 's my dad ? fancy : out looking for ethan and theresa . look , fox needs to get down here . kay : well , would n't it be better if he just went out to help look ? fancy : maybe . kay : all right , well , we 'll do whatever we can to help . fancy : keep in touch , ok ? kay : ok . fox : no , what are you -- what the hell are you doing ? kay : get up . theresa has kidnapped ethan . things are crazy out there , and you 've got to go right now to go search for your brother . kay : well ? why are you just sitting there ? we have to go . fox : so gwen 's not taking ethan off life support right this very second . is that correct ? kay : did you just hear me ? theresa has kidnapped him . nobody knows where they are . fox : well , then , we 're not missing the big family moment , are we ? kay : do n't you even want to go find him ? fox : what do i look like to you ? do i look like a cop , huh ? well , what do you want me to do ? what do you want me to do ? i 've got work to do here . kay : who are you ? work ? all you do is work . valerie : the better you are at it , the harder it gets . kay : look , if you do n't want to go search for your own brother , then maybe you should go sit with your mom . i 'm sure she needs you . fox : yeah , i will . kay : when ? when will your family 's crisis be more important than your job ? fox : soon . look , i 've got a couple of things that i have to finish up in the computer center , and then i 'm all yours , ok ? fair enough ? kay : if you say so . fox : yeah , i think that 's fair . [ scene_break ] sam : jessica -- jessica : do n't ! sam : jessica -- jessica : spike 's right , daddy ! you promised to take me to therapy . you promised . and i went all alone , and it was so hard . i needed you , and you let me down , like always . sam : sweetheart , listen to me . i am sorry . but is that any excuse for throwing away all the progress you 've made by going back with this scum ? jessica : excuses ! nothing but excuses . why do you think i ran away from home in the first place ? i needed something i could n't find there -- love . sam : my god , honey , i love you . jessica : words -- talk , talk , talk . that 's all you ever do . oh , `` come home , jessica . i love you . `` `` go to therapy , jessica . you 're a wacko . `` did you even ask me how therapy went ? no . you 've never been there for me . you know who showed up at therapy ? spike . spike loves me . spike : you got that right , baby . sam : sweetheart , he 's using you . he 's drugged you right now . admit it . jessica : spike loves me . he keeps his promises . he told me you did n't love me , and he told me you would n't show up for therapy . sam : you know , he 's nothing but a liar . jessica : no , he 's not ! he 's right . he 's always right . you 're the liar , daddy -- you . [ scene_break ] julian : my darling , you -- i mean , you ca n't believe what you saw . she -- she had me trapped . i did n't know what to do . liz : so you just ripped your clothes off and said `` come and get it `` ? julian : shut up ! eve , you know what we have together , and i would never risk that . i mean , she threatened your life . i -- i was going to call the police , but then she said that she would just wait until she got out of jail on bail and she 'd stalk us down and she 'd kill us . liz : just little old me and my little old letter opener ? julian : i was just waiting for the right moment to get away . liz : julian , like you even tried . julian : will you get away from me ! you 're insane ! eve , do n't just stand there . say something . i mean , you know this is just one of her crazy plots . you know . she said she 's desperate . to get revenge , she 'll do anything . liz : he always was a smooth talker , was n't he , eve ? now , listen , before you turn on the tear ducts and say all is forgiven , there 's something you should know . this is n't the first time we 've slept together . julian : we did n't sleep together today ! eve : i remember -- you said some nonsense during the tsunami . liz : yes , but this time it 's different . this time julian remembered . he remembered the night we slept together , the night he was unfaithful to you with me , your little sister . [ scene_break ] rebecca : look , i want theresa arrested and sent to the electric chair yesterday . look , i am mrs. julian crane , and that name means something in this town , so what are you and your men doing ? officer : i 'm afraid i have nothing good to report , mrs. crane . when we thought we captured the suspect , we broke down all the roadblocks . ivy : which means ? officer : the ambulance ms. lopez - fitzgerald was using may have slipped through our fingers . she could be a hundred miles away by now . gwen : i mean , ethan could die any minute because theresa does n't know how to take care of him . i may never see my husband alive again . [ scene_break ] theresa : i will keep you alive , ethan . i promise . noah : i 'm breaking my promise to fancy right now . look , i ca n't lie to her anymore , theresa . i 've got to tell her the truth . theresa : you know , noah , if you call fancy , she 's going to call the police if she knows that you 're with me . noah : so what ? they ca n't trace us without the tracking device . theresa : we 're in a new ambulance , ok ? it 's not like we exactly blend in . noah : look , i will take you to the crane cabin , and then you 're on your own . you got it ? i wo n't tell anybody where you are . theresa : ok , ok , so you 're just going to tell fancy half the truth ? is n't that kind of like the same thing as lying ? noah : you 're right . ok , i 'm going to tell her everything . [ phone rings ] theresa : no ! no , no . no , no , please do n't . noah : it 's fancy . hey , you 're going to make me crash , all right ? theresa : all right . noah : hello ? fancy : what happened to you ? why did n't you call me back ? noah : it 's a long story . fancy : where were you before with that siren and everything ? noah : look , fancy , there 's something i got to tell you . theresa : no , noah , please do n't do this . do n't . fancy : hello ? i can barely hear you . noah , where are you ? this is n't like you . you should be here helping to look for your brother . noah : yeah , i bet i 'd be pretty good at it . fancy : are you keeping something from me ? we promised each other to be honest , remember ? noah : yeah , i remember . theresa : do n't do this , do n't do this . please do n't do this . do n't tell her . noah : i 'm sorry . look , fancy , i did n't exactly agree with gwen 's plans to let ethan die , so , you know how there 's someone helping theresa ? it 's me . theresa : oh , my god . noah : i helped her kidnap ethan . he 's here with me right now . theresa : why did you tell her ? ok , because now she 's going to get the police on my tail in , like , two seconds . noah : no , look , theresa , i ca n't lie to fancy ever again . fancy , are you still speaking to me ? fancy : what ? you must have been out of range . noah : you did n't hear what i said ? theresa : oh , thank god ! fancy : look , noah , whatever 's going on with your new job , ca n't you stop and get over here ? noah : not right now . fancy : why not ? i need you here . i 'm so angry right now i could spit . i had no idea theresa was this evil . if i knew where she is , i 'd have the police throw her in jail in a heartbeat -- and her slime - bucket accomplice . noah : you know , i do n't agree with most of the things that theresa does , but she has a good heart . she 's just trying to keep ethan alive . fancy : oh , like that could happen if he 's away from i.c.u . i hope whoever is helping her knows something about medicine . now that i think of it , that 's silly , is n't it ? as soon as they find him , gwen 's going to turn off his respirator . oh , damn theresa and whoever is helping her . i hope they both end up on a chain gang . noah : uh -- look , fancy , i got to go , ok ? bye . fancy : noah ? noah ! noah : after everything i said , i am lying and lying and lying . theresa : you 're saving your brother 's life , noah . and that makes up for it . ok ? let 's go to the crane cabin . noah : all right . theresa : ethan , you 're safe now . and i 'm going to take really good care of you . i promise . [ scene_break ] sam : get away from my daughter . honey , he does nothing but hurt you . jessica : no , daddy , he loves me . sam : honey , my god , what are you talking about ? jess , listen to me , you have to understand what 's been going on . look , i know i promised to go to therapy with you . but , sweetheart , your poor brother is -- jessica : ethan 's not my brother , dad . i barely know him . spike : man , would you listen to him going on again . yak , yak , yak , yak , yak . that 's all he ever does . oh , see this ? see ? you see this ? you scratch mr. do- gooder and what do you get ? nothing but violence . once a lousy cop , always a lousy cop . sam : get away from my daughter . jessie -- spike : no , no , no , no , no , no . see , buddy , i 'm going to keep her away from you . i 'm not going to stand by here and watch you break her heart again . no way . jess , listen to me . listen to me , sweetie . you need to cut this guy out of your life , honey . he 's never there when you need him , and he always has something more important to do than to take care of you . jessica : i know . sam : jess . my god , gwen was ready to take ethan off life - support ! now , you 've got to admit , that 's important . spike : ok , big talker , you got a good excuse this time . but what about all those other times , chiefy ? jessica : you know what ? yeah . yeah , daddy , spike 's right . sam : jessica , please , do n't -- spike : `` jessica , please , do n't . `` ah , giving me a headache . you know why this guy cares more about ethan than you ? ivy . sam : what ? spike : yeah , he 's got this thing for -- for cold blondes , you see . yeah , that 's why he 's real close to his veggie - burger son with her . but meanwhile , see , your mom hit the road . that 's why he does n't give a damn about his kids with her . sam : that 's nonsense . spike : oh , is it ? talking about a user -- just as long as ivy keeps your bed warm at night , you pretend to care about ethan the eggplant , right ? sam : you better keep your damn mouth shut . spike : what 's the matter , huh ? what 's the matter ? truth hurt ? what a bastard , man . he does n't care about anyone else but himself , and now he 's pretending that he cares about ethan . just as long as mommie dearest is putting out , i guess . [ scene_break ] valerie : wait till you see it . i 've got all the construction plans for the singapore project online now . architects can make changes from anywhere in the world . fox : right . you know what ? you go on ahead . valerie : you 're not bailing on me , are you ? what if i need your help in the computer center ? fox : you need my -- are you kidding me ? you have this whole thing nailed down . you 'll be fine . valerie : yeah , but you 're the one who has to make all the decisions . fox : ok . well , you know , i trust you , so take a look at it , and if it looks like something you think that i would like , then give it the ok . valerie : ok , if you say so . fox : thank you . ivy : hello ? fox : mother , it 's fox . listen , kay told me everything that happened with ethan . are you sure that it 's theresa that kidnapped him ? ivy : of course i 'm sure , fox . who else would have the nerve ? fox : right -- uh -- well , listen , i hear everyone 's out looking for them . do you want me to join in the search , or what ? ivy : no . no , the entire harmony police department and highway patrol are looking . where were you ? fox : i 'm at work . ivy : i do wish you could have been here earlier , but i guess you just would have been wasting your time . and you do have to get ahead at crane industries . fox : that 's the plan , right ? ivy : so i suppose you were working with kay ? fox : no , i 've -- i 've been working with valerie . listen , i got to go , but can you do me a favor ? can you keep me posted ? ivy : of course . of course , fox . and do n't worry about this mess . you just -- you just get back in there and get to work . fox : all right . bye , now . i should go talk to kay . i do n't want her to think i 'm an insensitive jerk . kay : come on . damn it ! now fancy wo n't pick up . this sucks . why am i just wasting my time waiting for fox ? i 'm just going to go look for ethan myself . fox : kay , you 're looking at 180 pounds of -- well , pure idiot . forgive me ? [ scene_break ] liz : tell her , julian . tell eve all about our hot night in boston . julian : it 's true . i -- i -- i have memories of a night with liz . liz : only it was n't so hot for me . he forced himself on me , eve . he was rough and brutal . because of that night , i could never bring myself to have children . eve : what ? julian : eve , you know -- you know what i was like back then -- all the booze and all the drugs . but i -- i 've changed . you know i 've changed . liz : huh ? back in boston , you cheated on her with me , her little sister . and today , you cheated on her again with me . so what has changed , julian ? julian : whatever happened between liz and me years ago meant nothing . you know i am not that same man . ca n't we get past this ? i love you so much . you must believe me when i tell you that today was just -- it was another one of liz 's traps . tell me you believe me . tell me that you still love me . [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] valerie : hello ? ivy : valerie , it 's ivy winthrop . valerie : oh , ivy . i 'm sorry to hear about ethan . ivy : thank you . thank you . we all are . but on a more positive note -- i hear that you 've been working with fox , keeping him busy and away from kay . valerie : how do you know that ? do you have spies like alistair ? ivy : hardly . no , no . fox just called me . just , i wanted to say keep up the good work . ethan 's life was literally destroyed when he got mixed up with the wrong woman , and i will not let that happen to fox . am i clear ? valerie : crystal . ivy : good . you just spend every minute you can with fox . bye , now . valerie : bye . i hope i can keep coming between fox and kay . but i do n't know if it 's going to work . [ scene_break ] kay : you 're dripping all over the carpet . where 'd those come from ? fox : uh -- actually , i got them off of jennie 's desk . kay : fox . her husband got her those for their anniversary . fox : oh . um -- well , look , i 'll buy her a whole new greenhouse tomorrow . just please , tell me you forgive me . i ca n't stand it when you 're mad at me . kay : excuse me , i have to go look for our brother . fox : look , wait , there 's something that i really should explain to you . kay : like what ? that you do n't want to be bothered to go look for your brother because you 'd rather do reports with valerie ? fox : no , that 's not what i was going to say . i have a lot of responsibility here , kay . kay : oh , yeah , just not to your family . fox : will you please listen to me ? kay : go on . fox : all right , look -- ahem -- kay , when i say that i have responsibility , i 'm not talking about the pretty little pictures that i have to put on alistair 's desk to make him happy . the go - ahead on the singapore project means that i 've created hundreds of new jobs , both over here and in the far east . now , i have families depending on me -- for paychecks , for food , for their homes . do you understand ? if i botch this up , then the lives of all those people that put their faith in me have been ruined . i ca n't let that happen . it 's not going to happen on my watch . and as far as ethan goes , i feel bad . really , i 'm broken up about it . but i have to prioritize . what i was doing here today prevented the possible cancellation of the entire singapore project . i ca n't just pick up and run anymore , kay . please tell me you understand that ? right . can you please just forgive me for biting your head off , then ? i got flowers . [ scene_break ] fancy : have you heard anything ? gwen : no . not since the policeman left . fancy : this is so unfair . gwen : yeah , tell me about it . is something wrong ? fancy : do n't worry about me . you 've got enough on your own plate as it is . gwen : you know , it 's ok . i really could use a distraction . come on , tell me what 's going on . fancy : noah . he was so weird on the phone . and we had just promised to be completely honest with each other . but i think he 's hiding something from me already . what if it 's another woman ? gwen : do n't be silly . i can tell how much he loves you just -- i can see it when he looks at you . fancy : he used to have feelings for someone , though . he carries a letter from her around in his wallet . gwen : you peeked in his wallet ? fancy : well , i 'm not alistair 's granddaughter for nothing . gwen : listen , you have nothing to worry about . it could have been there for years . just be grateful he does n't have a psycho like theresa in his life . fancy : thank goodness for small favors . i 'll go check on mother . gwen : ok . i 'll see you in a little bit . fancy : oh , noah , what is it ? your voice was so weird on the phone . is there another woman ? [ scene_break ] theresa : ok -- um -- everything 's set up , and ethan 's respirator is working perfectly . noah : all right . look , there 's two more crates of medical supplies out there for ethan . how 'd you do that ? theresa : i 'm mrs. alistair crane . i just had it delivered . noah : well , i 'm impressed . looks like you thought of everything . theresa : well , you know , i had to think of everything that ethan would need to be comfortable , so -- noah : meanwhile , you know , there 's not a lot of food in here for you . ethan eats this stuff through a tube , but there 's no groceries or anything . theresa : that 's ok . it 's ok . i 'll deal with myself later . i just , you know , want to focus on ethan . ok , after we do this , we got to figure out what we do next and what -- noah : look , theresa , i 'm sorry -- i got to get back to harmony . theresa : oh , my god -- you 're going to turn me in . [ scene_break ] julian : please , eve , speak to me . liz : it 's too late , julian . my sister 's finally realized what a bastard you are . julian : she ca n't believe this ridiculous setup . liz : tell him . tell him , eve . tell him you never want to see him again . julian : darling -- eve : i -- [ pager beeps ] eve : i ca n't deal with this now . i have an emergency in the e.r . julian : no , eve -- eve , please -- eve : i ca n't ! i ca n't ! [ liz laughs ] liz : i did it . finally . when eve gets back , she is going to break it off with you , and my mission will be complete . eve 's life will be destroyed . [ scene_break ] sam : now , i 'm warning you , ok ? keep your damn mouth shut . spike : ca n't take it , can you ? sam bennett , mr . morality -- and all he 's been thinking about is doing the nasty with ivy the ice queen . sam : shut your mouth ! spike : you will sacrifice anything , including your relationship with your baby girl here , just to get into ivy 's pants . and you 're disgusted because jessica does a little bit of honest prostitution ? what the hell are you doing , man ? at least she 's getting paid . yeah , yeah , my friend . you will sacrifice jessica just to have sex with ivy . sam : you bastard ! jessica : no ! no , stop ! [ scene_break ] fox : so what do you say , huh ? you forgive me , please ? kay : yes . fox : thank you . kay : on one condition . fox : you kidding me ? i 'll do anything . kay : put those flowers back on jennie 's desk . she 's going to get upset if they 're gone . fox : ok . kay : hmm -- ow ! ow ! fox : ooh , sorry . kay : one of those flowers has thorns . fox : oh , sorry about that . sorry . listen , i was thinking -- i talked to my mom , and she said there 's really nothing we can do about ethan . so maybe we just go home to maria and then maybe we have a nice dinner ? what do you think . kay : yeah , i 'll cook something for you . fox : yeah ? kay : and then -- fox : then i will have you for dessert . valerie : fox , there 's some interesting statistics you should take a look at . fox : anything urgent ? valerie : well , no . fox : good night , valerie . we 're out of here . valerie : fox , do n't leave . you should really take a look at them . fox : you know what , valerie ? i appreciate your enthusiasm . really i do . but unless godzilla is attacking singapore at this very moment , there 's nothing in the world that could stop me from spending an evening with the love of my life . i 'll see you tomorrow . valerie : your mother is n't going to like this . [ scene_break ] ivy : you know , i -- i ca n't take this . when are they going to track down ethan and theresa ? rebecca : well , at least they 're in an ambulance . that 's going to come in handy when we bring theresa in in a body bag . gwen : theresa does n't know how to take care of ethan . they need to find him . they need to bring him back here , because i need to say goodbye to ethan before he dies . [ scene_break ] theresa : wait , noah , please -- please do n't do this . please do n't turn me in . noah : hey , who said i was , all right ? look , there 's two things i got to do . first of all , there must be helicopters out there looking for us right now , and that ambulance sticks out like a sore thumb . then i got to get back to the hospital , because , you know , fancy -- she thinks i 'm driving around for my job . and if she , or anyone else , sees my car in that hospital parking lot , they 're going to realize that i 'm the one who helped you kidnap ethan . theresa : ok , but nobody knows that we 're both up here . noah : i ca n't lie to fancy , theresa . if she finds my car , i 'm going to lose the love of my life forever . [ scene_break ] fancy : oh , how can noah disappear like that ? it 's so bizarre . fancy : what is noah 's car doing here ? he said he was driving for his new job . be barely talked to me when we were on the phone . there was a siren , and someone 's voice in the background . oh , god . oh , noah , no . [ next_on ] ivy : theresa will pay for this . ethan 's not the only one who 's going to die . fox : and you 're saying i have a way with women ? kay : oh , you can definitely have your way with me . valerie : what can i do to get fox to leave kay tonight ? officer : you got the paperwork on this vehicle and some i.d . ?
kay becomes more and more upset when fox continues to tell her to wait while he takes care of work with valerie before going to be with ethan when gwen pulls the plug on him . fancy calls to see when they are going to go to the hospital and kay has to tell her that fox is n't going . fancy says it 's just as well , since theresa kidnapped ethan and everyone is out looking for them . kay says they will be right there , and storms into fox 's office , demanding he leave with her right then so they can help find ethan . he objects , yelling at her as valerie smirks , and heads to the computer room to finish what he 's doing , with valerie hot on his heels . on the way , however , he realizes what he 's doing and tells val to take care of what 's left , then heads back to where kay is waiting for him . she has decided to go alone , but he walks back into the office just as she is heading out , bringing flowers he took from the secretary 's desk . he asks her to forgive him , and she does , and they decide to go celebrate . val objects , but fox tells her to take care of the rest because he 's leaving .
kay : how selfish can miguel be , really , i mean , how heartless ? my god , if i had n't seen him with my own eyes with charity in that shed , i would have broken poor fox 's heart , ruined the last months of his life . thank god that i did not have the chance to tell him that i was still in love with miguel . simone : you got that right . kay : can you imagine ? i almost broke up with the sweetest guy in the world for that two - timing jerk . i can not wait to find miguel and tell him exactly what i think of him . noah : ah , there 's the sister i know and love . tell me , kay , exactly what did miguel do to you ? [ scene_break ] miguel : i hope i do n't run into kay . i think i broke her heart . charity : it 's not funny . miguel : i 'm not laughing . fox : look , i 'm sorry that she was hurt , but she 'll get over it . no pain , no gain . we 're doing the right thing . she will be much happier with me . she had to see the two of you together to know she 'd been betrayed for my plan to work . let 's not forget , she betrayed me . charity : do you always punish the people that you love ? fox : i wo n't lose here , and that 's the thing that counts . charity : i suppose . fox : listen , i really do appreciate your help . i could n't have done this without you . miguel : anytime . [ scene_break ] fancy : oh , make love to me , luis . luis : all night long . luis : i 've wanted this for so long . fancy : i love you . luis : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] sheridan : the next cover of `` daily private lives . `` by tomorrow this will be on every newsstand in the northeast , and the media will pick it up , tv . these two are already infamous as the porn cops of harmony . luis and fancy ca n't survive any more bad publicity . they 'll be finished . [ scene_break ] whitney : theresa , do you have any idea what ethan has found ? theresa : no , i do n't know . i do n't know , and i do n't want to know . we were here to -- whitney : i -- -i know why you came here . theresa : yeah , we wanted , you know , some time together , and then , you know , we were having a great time before ethan came in . i mean , after you left me on the wharf , jared came to me and he said that we need to give our relationship another shot and that -- that he could n't imagine his life without me . whitney : oh , honey -- theresa : and then ethan came in . he kicked the door down . he started attacking jared . he started accusing him of fraud . i mean , what am i supposed to think ? i just want ethan to stay out of my life for good . whitney : wow , that 's a switch for you , honey . theresa : well , whitney , if he ca n't leave his wife , why ca n't he leave me alone ? i just want someone to love me . whitney : i think that 's what we all want . ethan : that 's it . all right , i 'm in . i got it . it 's all right here , all the evidence that jared is not who he says he is . so why do n't you come see for yourself , and you can see what kind of liar you 've let into your life . ethan : what are you waiting for ? come on , ever since i came in here , you 've been telling me how wrong i am about jared , and , well , take a look for yourself . the guy 's a fraud . the proof is right there on laptop . theresa : you know what ? this has gone far enough . i should n't have listened to you . i am not interested in anything that you think you have on jared because i trust him . ethan : you trust him . trust me , you 're not going to trust him once you look at this . now , you ca n't keep your head in the sand about this , theresa . look at the computer , please . theresa : if i do this , it 's just to get you to back off because i do n't believe that jared would ever do anything so wrong . ethan : there . read it and weep , theresa . you know , i 'm never one to say i told you so , but , uh -- theresa : you told me so . ethan : what did i say ? you see , jared 's a thief , and this kind of thing will ruin you . maybe he planned it that way from the beginning . but all of the money in the crane pension plan funds have been emptied , and there is jared 's authorization right there . he 's stolen billions of dollars from you , and he has doomed the crane employees to a retirement lived in poverty . [ scene_break ] chris : dishes are all squared away . are you ready for bed ? sheridan : no , i 'll -- i 'll be there in a minute . chris : all right , well , do n't be long . i 'll be waiting . sheridan : all right . sheridan : tomorrow it will all be finished . luis and fancy will be split up forever . [ scene_break ] fancy : please , luis , now . fancy : oh , not again . luis : who is it this time , the sex police ? fancy : i 'm sorry . luis : you know what ? the hell with whoever it is . we 'll just ignore them , and they 'll go away because nothing is going to stop me from making love to you . fancy : there 's no one there , remember ? luis : that 's right . it 's just a figment of our imaginations , right ? fancy : yeah , uh - huh . sam : luis , fancy , open up . luis : that 's sam . fancy : the chief ? he knows we 're in here together . luis : damn it . sam : open up , you two , all right ? let me in . fancy : i 'm sorry , luis . oh , my god , what if he fires you ? sam : come on , luis . i need to talk to you now . luis : what the hell is going on ? [ scene_break ] noah : come on , kay , what 's going on ? as if i did n't know ... kay : what 's that suppose to mean ? noah : you 're my sister . i love you , but you like to stir the pot all right , miguel is outside . he 's upset . he told me that you said you never want to speak to him ever again . kay : yeah , he 's damn right . noah : well , kay , he does n't know why . the man 's sitting out in the snow . he 's miserable , and -- kay : ok , i ca n't believe he would drag you into this . it 's not like you can give me love advice anyway , noah . noah : oh , thank you for that . you know , i must say , considering that you basically ruined our entire family to get your hooks into miguel , that it 's interesting why you might be rejecting him now . kay : well , it 's obvious why i despise him . he knows why , no matter what lies he 's feeding you . he just does n't want to admit it . simone : well , once you confront him , he 'll have no chance but to admit it . noah : but you 're not going to speak to him . kay : i 'm not going to be speaking . i 'm going to be yelling . now where is he ? noah : he was in the backyard , but i think he 's walking down the street where the cars are parked . simone : you need to find him , and you need to tell him off . kay : all right , this is going to be one conversation miguel will never forget . [ scene_break ] fox : look , i love kay and i know that she loves me and she would have been miserable had she become mrs. miguel lopez - fitzgerald . miguel : well , there 's no chance of that happening . not only did she see us making love , but she heard me tell charity i love her and no one else . [ scene_break ] ethan : look at that , huh ? the crane pension plan fund has just disappeared . theresa : the last time i spoke to the fund manager there were billions . ethan : i wonder where all the money went , huh ? as if i did n't know . i told you that this guy was not good from day one . and you would n't listen to me , would you ? he 's been using you from the day he stepped foot in harmony , and now he has finally made his big move to bring you down . theresa : no , i do n't -- i do n't -- i ca n't believe this . ethan : theresa , you ca n't argue with the facts . you know , where 's the money ? where 's the money ? thousands of crane retirees count on these pension checks to live . i 'll tell you something . when the media gets a hold of the fact that you have been involved in one of the biggest corporate thefts in history and it occurred on your watch , the board is going to have no choice but to oust you from the company , theresa . so i guess the only question here is -- who do i call first , the police or the fbi ? you just ca n't whitewash this , theresa . you have to do what 's best for the company . and the best thing to do is to wipe the slate clean and to send this guy right to prison . theresa : i do n't care what the file says . i do n't believe it . i trust you , jared . [ scene_break ] luis : what is it , sam ? is something wrong ? sam : huh , sure looks that way . fancy : chief , it 's not what it looks like . sam : fancy , it 's exactly what it looks like . now , i thought i made it abundantly clear that it was forbidden for the two of you to fraternize . luis : yes , you did . sam : there is a strict policy prohibiting officers from getting involved with cadets . now , is there any reason why the harmony pd should n't fire both of you ? fancy : oh . luis : we were being discreet , you know ? sam : yeah , being discreet ? well , do you call that being discreet , huh ? can you explain that ? luis : where the hell did you get this ? sam : this is what was supposed to be tomorrow 's cover photo for `` daily private lives . `` fancy : the scandal sheet ? sam : you know , the two of you should thank your lucky stars that i had a contact in the reporting business . he called me up the moment he saw this photograph , and i was able to kill it . fancy : well , thank god . sam : well , it was n't easy . i mean , as you can well imagine , the editors were very , very happy with this . i mean , after that porn cop scandal -- luis : it 's unbelievable . sam : this is big news . you know what ? what is wrong with you two ? i warned you both . i mean , the media could have had a field day with this . not to mention , this could have made headline news in 24 hours . fancy : wait , `` daily private lives `` has a reporter following us ? sam : no , this did n't come from one of their reporters . this was faxed over to them anonymously from an outside source . luis : god , that 's even worse . fancy : a stalker ? you mean someone 's following me ? luis : and me . they 're taking pictures of us . fancy : why ? who would do a sick thing like that ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , my god , what have i done ? [ scene_break ] kay : miguel . miguel : kay , i 'm so glad you 're here . look , i think we should talk . kay : no , i need to talk and you need to listen . miguel : look , i do n't know what 's happened , but i 'm sure if we discuss whatever is wrong , we can work everything out . kay : are you kidding me ? are you out of your mind ? do you think i 'm a damn idiot ? miguel : what ? kay : we 're over , miguel . miguel : but why , kay ? you were about to tell fox about us . you were about to call off this crazy wedding , and now out of nowhere , you 're furious with me ? did fox say something to you ? is that it ? did he put you up to this ? kay : no , do n't even try that . fox is a good person . fox would never do anything like that to me . he loves me . he would never lie to me or hurt me . miguel : neither would i , kay . kay : oh , stop it . god , it is amazing to me how you are acting so damn sincere . miguel : what is it with you ? what happened to make you treat me like this ? what did i do ? kay : oh , you want me to tell you ? when i am done with you , you wo n't be able to hold your head up in this damn town . [ scene_break ] ethan : theresa , you can not -- theresa : you know what , i can actually , ethan . i do n't believe any of that nonsense that you just showed me . i trust jared completely . whitney : look , i have no idea what 's going on here , but , honey , if billions of dollars are missing -- theresa : i am sure there is some kind of explanation . ethan : theresa , whoa , whoa . you just saw the proof with your own eyes right there , right there on the computer . you ca n't just close your eyes to a thing like this and wish it away . that guy is a thief . theresa : no , he is n't , ethan . jared : theresa -- theresa : i can deal with this . jared is a good man . he is honest and he is loving . and i do n't think that he would ever use me or try to destroy a company that has always been good to him . ethan : you do n't know anything about him . theresa : well , i know what 's in his heart , and that 's what matters to me . ethan : well , excuse me . listen to me . you have to believe the proof , ok ? trust me . this pension fraud will ruin you . you ca n't just trust him because your heart tells you to , theresa . theresa : proof , facts -- that is all you have ever cared about . you 're such a lawyer , ethan . if you had just listened to your heart instead of demanded that i show you proof that gwen ruined your life , we would be together right now . but you would n't . and you were dead wrong , ethan , but you would n't . i tried to bring you the proof . i tried to make you see the truth , but i guess lawyers , they just -- they do n't care about the truth . all they care about are facts and evidence . ethan : jared is a lawyer . theresa : you know what , ethan ? just stop , ok ? i know that you still love me . you have told me so , but i 'm also forced to believe that you love gwen in a different way , and that 's exactly the same thing that 's going on here . do n't you get it ? you committed yourself to gwen , and you refuse to see the truth without proof of her crimes , and you always want to believe the best of her . you know what ? that 's exactly what i 'm doing . ethan : i brought you proof right there . theresa : it 's not good enough . you want me to just throw away my future because of one computer balance sheet ? who knows what you 've got rigged up ? ethan : oh , come on . that 's absurd and you know it . theresa : i have moved on , ethan , ok ? i 'm with jared , and i will never believe that he 's ever done anything so monstrous , especially to me . ethan : you are being insane . this is -- jared : theresa , i 'm sorry . ethan 's absolutely correct . everything he said is true , and the balance sheet is right . i did take the money out of the crane pension account . [ scene_break ] sheridan : what is wrong with me ? how could i have faxed that picture to the tabloid ? how could i have even taken the picture in the first place ? i wish i could get it back , but it 's too late now . what kind of person am i to hurt two people that i love so dearly ? oh , god . luis , what have i done to you ? chris : sheridan ? what are you doing out of bed ? [ scene_break ] luis : sorry . sam : yeah ? sorry it happened or sorry you got caught ? luis : look , i knew that we were breaking the rules , ok ? if you want to fire me , just go ahead . just go ahead and get it over with . i really do n't need a lecture on my personal life right now , ok ? fancy : luis . sam : that 's cocky , coming from you , luis . you almost got canned when that little porn flick you made with fancy hit the media . luis : i already told you -- sam : yeah , yeah , yeah , i know . i know , i know , yeah , right , that you were faking it . are you faking it now ? fancy : no . sam : look , guys , i do n't want to be here , all right ? trust me . if she was n't a cadet , i would say , `` great , go have a blast on your own time . `` but it 's affecting my department and that 's all i can see right now . luis : you know what ? i thought you were my friend . sam : oh , i am your friend , luis . i 've been a friend of yours since you were a kid . god only knows that i am not qualified for the morality police . i mean , my own love life is a mess . fancy : hmm . thanks to my mom . sam : stay on point , cadet . look , if you two are in love , i say , great , that 's peachy . i would say , `` go on , have a great life . `` however -- fancy : well , i was waiting for the `` however `` part . sam : however , when your behavior affects me and the efficiency of my department , then i have to step in because it 's my job . it 's my duty . your relationship does n't simply put your careers on the line ; it affects all of us . so , i have a very big decision to make . [ scene_break ] jared : yes , i did take that money from the account . but i did n't take it for myself . ethan : oh , of course . did you give it to charity ? is that what you did ? jared : no , i re - allocated the funds to make the pensions stronger and much more profitable . see , the original pension was funded mainly of crane stock , which is far too risky for our retirees . look what happened at enron . well , we were also barely keeping up with inflation . now , the new plan i found has much more diversification and a great footing for the future . profits and interests are way up . and we 'll be able to boost the pension within the year . ethan : this is bull . jared : tess , you were always asking me to use my legal and financial skills to help improve the company , right ? that 's exactly what i 'm doing . i 'm trying to help you and crane industries . theresa : i just -- i do n't know what to think . ethan : oh , i 'll tell you what to think . do n't listen to a word this guy is saying . it 's complete garbage . he 's lying to cover up his crime . ethan : wow , you are really a piece of work , man . i ca n't believe the lies that are just dripping out of your mouth . you are covering your butt and i 'm calling the police on you . theresa : no , no , do n't call the police . ethan : theresa , you 're not believing this guy . he 's lying to you . jared : tess , you can believe me , you have my word . believe me or believe him , you choose . ethan : your word ? i have facts , i have proof . jared : tess , you were just telling me that you listen to your heart , right ? well , look into your heart . am i telling you the truth here ? theresa : i do n't know , jared . jared : well , if you do n't believe me , ask chad . ethan : chad ? what -- jared : chad knew what i was doing from the beginning to the end . ethan : is this true ? chad : yeah . yeah , we discussed all his plans before he moved a penny of the funds . theresa : thank you , chad . i never should have doubted you , even for a second . jared : it 's all right . when the chips were down , you had faith in me , right ? theresa : my whole life , all i ever wanted was to find a man who would never hurt me . now i have . [ scene_break ] fancy : sam , please , do n't fire luis . we could n't help ourselves . ok , look , i love being a cadet , but if you need to get rid of anyone , make it me . luis : no . we are both in this together . sam : oh , will the two of you just knock it off ? you know , i should have my head examined for not getting rid of either one of you . fancy : oh , thank god . luis : thanks , sam . sam : you know what ? do n't thank me , ok ? now , i have squelched the story , so far . but if the commissioner or the mayor gets a hold of this , we 're all canned . fancy : thank you , sam . i mean , chief . i promise i will be the best cadet in the whole squad . sam : yeah ? well , i 'll believe that if i see it . fancy : ok , well , i feel horrible , so i 'm going to splash some water on my face . luis : ok . sam : you know , luis , i was n't gon na say this in front of fancy , but you 've got some thinking to do . i mean , what is it with you and the crane women anyway ? luis : well , i guess that 's my business , is n't it ? sam : oh , really ? i do n't think you 'll be thinking that way if this gets out . now , you have -- or had -- a career . now , i think it 's time you start thinking about your future and hers . if the tabloids get a hold of you two again , i 'm not gon na be able to stop them . and you are going to lose any chance you 've ever had to become detective again . and you are going to throw everything away , luis , everything that you have worked so hard for . luis : i love her , sam . i love her , ok ? now , what the hell am i supposed to do ? sam : i ca n't tell you that , buddy . but if this gets out , your career is down the tubes . [ scene_break ] noah : i hate fighting with kay . simone : but you two are so good at it . noah : yeah , but sometimes the sniping gets a little too much . simone : i do n't think it 's just your family . noah : ok , you 've got to tell me something . you 're kay 's best friend , right ? one minute , i think she 's totally in love with fox , but then i find out , no , actually she 's just marrying him . then she is only in love with miguel but now she hates his guts . simone : well , this time , it 's not kay . see , miguel is a two - faced , stinking , cheating liar . and i feel like starting a `` let 's hate miguel club `` myself . noah : what ? simone : miguel 's a jerk , noah , and kay is totally justified in hating him . actually , i think she 's being too nice . i wish she could reach down and find that anger , but she 's just too shell - shocked . noah : what are you talking about ? miguel is a great guy . simone : ugh , you men ! great guy , my foot . noah : well , he is . look , miguel , he loves my sister , ok ? and it 's turning him into a complete idiot . he 's totally broken apart about this . simone : well , then he totally snowed you , too . miguel is a liar . he does not deserve a woman as wonderful as kay . i will tell you , he better be glad that she is the one who went out there to tell him off , because if it was me , i would pull his weaselly head off . miguel : i do n't understand , kay . please , spell it out for me , because one minute you love me and the next minute , this ? now you 're angry . kay : me being angry is just the beginning i am so upset with you , i ca n't even speak . great ! let 's try disgusted and horrified and humiliated . , you know , i do n't even want to waste my breath because you know exactly what you did . miguel : but i do n't know , kay . kay : stop it ! stop lying to my face . you know what ? i have a better idea . why do n't we just pretend like never happened , ok ? le pretend like we never started getting back together . miguel : started ? we are together . kay : no , we 're not . and i 'm just going to pretend i did n't almost call off a wedding to someone who really loves me for a lying , sick bastard like you . miguel : kay ? kay : it was a mistake . it was just a mistake . it was a stupid , terrible mistake . [ scene_break ] fox : there you go . count it if you want . charity : no , i 'll trust you . although after tonight , i do n't know if i should . fox : and you , you did a great job . you deserve this . [ scene_break ] noah : ok , simone , out with it . what exactly did miguel do ? simone : this is typical , guys always stick together , cover for each other . noah : what are you talking about ? you women always do that as well . are you forgetting who you 're speaking to here ? all right , you and kay have been sticking up for each other , covering up each other 's sins for the last 20 years . i was there . simone : for god 's sake , noah , this is your sister that we 're talking about . i 'd think you 'd be on her side in all of this . noah : i ca n't take anybody 's side . the one piece of information i have , the one thing that is in my tiny little brain , is that miguel is out there , in the snow , in a lot of pain . simone : well , he has a funny way of showing it . noah : will you please just tell me what -- simone : you know what ? forget it . i 've had it with all of you . noah : great . [ scene_break ] miguel : kay , you 're breaking my heart and you wo n't even tell me why . kay : i ca n't even talk about this anymore . miguel : do n't throw away what we have together . kay : we have nothing and do n't touch me . i ca n't believe i made such a stupid mistake . miguel : are you saying that falling in love and wanting to spend our lives together is a stupid mistake ? why , kay ? i deserve an explanation . what happened ? what changed ? kay : are you kidding me ? miguel : kay , talk to me , please . it 's as if i turned my head and all of a sudden i 'm living in some alternate reality . ok , i 'm lost . i 'm lost and confused . i have no clue what 's going on , except that i think i 'm losing you . [ scene_break ] miguel : thanks , fox . i can really use this . fox : hey , you did a terrific job . charity : oh , how i suffer for my art . fox : all right now , the two of you get out of these disguises before somebody sees you . fox : amazing what a little latex and good makeup can do . kay will never know that the miguel and charity she saw making love were n't the real miguel and charity at all . [ scene_break ] chris : hey , i woke up and you were n't in bed . are you having trouble sleeping again ? sheridan : oh , you know me . up and down , up and down . i just , uh , came out to find something to read . chris : honey , are you sure you 're all right ? you were tossing and turning in your sleep and now you seem a little jumpy . sheridan : well , sure , it 's that coffee i had earlier . chris : i -- i did n't give you any coffee . i gave you that awful chamomile tea . sheridan : no , no , um , not with you , with tabitha . but you know what ? you go back to sleep , i 'm gon na stay up and read for a while . chris : i can stay up and keep you company . sheridan : well , then neither one of us will get any sleep , so you go back to bed and i 'll stay up and read . chris : whatever you say , mrs. night owl . sheridan : listen to me . the lies just keep on coming . what is wrong with me ? if anyone knows how the media can tear you to pieces , it 's me . and that 's exactly what i 'm doing to luis and fancy . i 'm a monster . but i do n't want him to be with her ever again because i love him . i ca n't help it . i still love him . [ scene_break ] luis : i am so sorry about all that . you know what ? no more interruptions . i do n't care if there 's a fire or a flood or if a martian comes down and lands on my head , i am going to make love to you . fancy : i want to , more than anything . luis : oh , yeah ? fancy : but , luis , i do n't want to put your career at risk . luis : well , that 's not going to happen . fancy : but you do n't know that . we just dodged a bullet , thanks to sam . i 've dodged bigger bullets than that before . it 's part of being a cop . fancy : ok , wait -- be serious . your career could have been destroyed by that photo . i mean , my god , someone 's out to get us . what if that sick - o who took the photo is waiting outside for us tomorrow morning ? luis : fancy . fancy : or -- or what if they 're outside right now , trying to get a photo of us inside the room ? luis : fancy , come on . fancy : i 'm serious . luis , i do n't want you to lose making detective because of me . luis : you were n't even supposed to hear that . fancy : i 'm a big girl , luis . i can face the truth , too . this is your career we 're talking about , and if there 's one thing i know , you love being a cop . so , any bad publicity will ruin your chances with harmony pd . luis : even worse . i do n't want your reputation dragged through the mud . fancy : i 'm used to it . the paparazzi were at my christening . luis : not like this . i do n't want the media to make our love into something that it is n't . i love you , you know that ? i love you , but i do n't want my love for you -- i do n't want it to end up hurting you . fancy : and i do n't want my love for you to cause you pain . luis : so , now what ? fancy : i do n't know , but we ca n't -- you know . at least not yet . luis : well , we 're gon na find a way to -- i promise you that . fancy : i hope so . [ scene_break ] theresa : i need to explain . i should have had more faith in you . jared : hush . you did when it counted , that 's all that matters . ethan : theresa , my god , tell me you 're not believing this guy 's nonsense . come on , he 's duped chad , he 's duped you , and way to go , you just kissed a criminal , theresa . theresa : ethan , stop , ok ? i believe jared . ethan : you need to believe me . theresa : and how many times have i said that to you ? just go . ethan : come on . theresa : please , ethan , leave . whitney : ethan , let 's just -- ethan : no , no , no , whitney , she 's got to listen to me -- whitney : now , ethan , please . ethan : this is wrong ! she 's -- dammit ! ethan : come on , come on . look , you 're her friend , right ? you 're her best friend . you can get through to her . i know i 'm right about this jared guy , whitney . whitney : ethan , i do n't think you are , ok ? now i know this has got to be really hard for you to swallow , but jared , he 's a good guy . and he loves theresa , ok ? he wants to protect her . ethan : no . whitney : yes . and you know what ? theresa loves him , too . or she will if you give them the chance to be alone for more than five minutes . ethan : he 's a bad guy , whitney . whitney : why , because he is n't you ? listen to me . it is your anger and jealousy that are causing you to pre - judge jared . ethan : wrong . no -- no , it 's not . no , it 's not . i think jared talked his way out of this one . whitney : but chad backed him up , ok ? chad knew what jared was doing with the pension fund money . it 's over . ok , so , if you still think that jared is a liar and a cheat , then you must be saying that chad is lying , too . is that it ? theresa : i 'm sorry . jared : would you stop apologizing ? you 're one of the crowned heads of america . you have to follow up on any crazy leads or accusations , no matter where they come from . theresa : i 'm grateful for you , chad , i am . i mean , you were here to confirm jared 's story . ethan was ready to call the police on him , but because of you , because you backed up jared , ethan was forced to believe he was wrong about it . thanks . [ next_on ] theresa : i do not want you looking out for me ever again . miguel : there 's something you need to know , and you need to know it now . sheridan : i want him back , and you ca n't have him .
sheridan 's schizophrenic actions continued today as she first gloated in sending the picture she took of luis and fancy making love to the tabloid , then regretted it and wondered why she 'd done it . the truth came out later , tho , when she admitted to herself that she still loves luis and does n't want him with fancy . chris is just confused as to what his wife is doing wandering around the house when she should be sleeping . kay and simone talk about what a rotten guy miguel is , and kay finally decides to go face him down with what he did to her . he seems not to know why she 's mad , saying he was running errands instead of being with charity . the answer is that he did nothing , since the couple kay and simone watched making love were imposters , made up to look like miguel and charity . fox paid them of , very happy with the results of their little ruse .
pilar : if my martin had been here , everything would have been so different . i would n't have had to send paloma away . and my antonio would n't have left , and perhaps he 'd even be alive today . and my luis would not have to become man of the house when he was just a child himself . and my teresita -- they needed their father so much . they needed him and they still do ! katherine : my children needed their mother . i wish i had never left . i wish i had stayed with my loved ones . you 're right . i am a monster . i abandoned my own children . pilar : your children ? you have c ldren ? here ? in harmony ? who are they ? katherine : i did n't mean for it to come out like that . pilar : you said that you had hurt your children by leaving harmony with martin all those years ago . katherine : i know what i said , but -- pilar : now , who are these children that you abandoned ? who 's the father ? were you married before you left harmony with martin ? katherine : pilar , please , no more ! pilar : did you abandon your husband the way that martin abandoned me and my children ? tell me your husband 's name . who is it ? tell me his name ! julian : have n't you done enough to torture sheridan already ? alistair : oh , i have n't even begun to make my presence felt in your sister 's life , julian . julian : i will never , ever forgive myself for being involved in your ugly schemes to kill her and luis . alistair : well , if you 're looking for absolution , confess to father lonigan . julian : why ca n't you just let her be happy with luis ? alistair : there are so many reasons , julian , and you 've heard most of them . but i guess the gist of the matter is it 's just not in my nature . julian : god , she 's your daughter ! alistair : and you are my son , unfortunately . what of it ? luis and sheridan will never find the sappy happiness they yearn for , much less get married . one word from me at my little gathering tonight and their future together will be destroyed once and for all . one word . luis : you trust me , do n't you ? sheridan : of course i do . luis : all right , then . do not worry about your father , ok ? alistair is never going to hurt us , not ever again . sheridan : but maybe mrs .. wheeler is right . luis : oh , please . not her again , please . sheridan : i know , i 'm sorry . i do n't mean to keep bringing her up . it 's just that maybe we should leave tonight , go as far away as we possibly can . we 'll stay in touch with julian , and as soon as he gets clearance from the judge for us to get legally married , we can come back home because by then it 'll be too late . we 'll be husband and wife . please , luis , say yes . leave with me tonight . gwen : how can you give her permission to go in there and be with the baby when i am her mother ? eve : i 'm sorry , gwen . theresa : you know what ? we are wasting time because my baby needs me . gwen : no , theresa , she needs me ! i am her mother . you are not her mother . you were the surrogate , theresa . you do not have a biological connection to that little girl . theresa : no connection ? gwen , i just gave birth to her , ok ? i carried her in my stomach for months ! i just went through labor ! gwen : well , you know what ? i am still her mother and i am the one who should be in there with her right not ! theresa : says who , gwen ? you know , there are things that you just do n't know ! ethan : theresa , enough , enough ! this is not doing anyone any good . gwen : what were you going to say , huh ? what were you going to say ? theresa : i was just going to say that i was the one who had to make the terrible choice to choose to save one baby or to let them both die . that is why she 's alive , gwen . gwen : you know what ? somebody needs to stop this nightmare because i can not even believe this is happening . theresa : you say that you love that little girl ? gwen : of course i love her , theresa ! she is my daughter ! theresa : but she was inside of me for months , gwen . it 's my voice that she knows . it is my smell . gwen : you need to do something here right now . ethan : i do n't know what to do here , ok ? gwen : eve , then you do something ! oh , my god , you know how she got pregnant with this little girl ! eve : i 'm sorry -- gwen : she was our surrogate , eve . she kidnapped our real surrogate , ok ? and then she just tricks the doctor into being implanted with our embryo . how in the world is it possible for her to have rights right now ? i do n't get this ! eve : there 's nothing i can do . without a court order , my hands are tied . gwen : eve , she 's my child . that little girl in there is my child ! i need to be in there with her ! theresa : gwen , you heard her . all right , and until you can prove otherwise , that little girl in there is mine , not yours . gwen : there is no way you 're going in there ! theresa : ow ! gwen : no way you 're going in there ! theresa : get off me , gwen ! singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life gwen : you are not going in there , theresa ! ethan : gwen , gwen , come on , let her go . gwen : get -- ethan : let her go ! come on . gwen : that is my baby clinging to life in there , theresa , and i 'm the one who should be in there with her ! ethan : stop this . eve : easy , theresa . do n't even try to talk . [ theresa coughs ] ethan : listen to me . honey , honey , you ca n't lose it like this . gwen : ethan , our little girl may be dying in there . i do not know why theresa is trying to keep me from my baby ! ethan : honey , look at me . i know it 's difficult . you have to calm down , though . it 's not helping anybody , least of all our baby in there . tomorrow i will file the papers we need to get legal custody . then you can see her and spend as much time with her as you like , all right ? gwen : this is not fair . she needs me right now . i need to be in there with her right now . you know how hard it was for me that i could not carry her myself -- ethan : of course i know that . gwen : and then how devastated i was when theresa tricked the doctor and then became our surrogate . ethan : i know . gwen : and now -- now she is compounding her criminal actions by trying to push me aside , and she 's trying to pretend like she 's the mother ? i do not -- do not want theresa in there with my baby girl bonding with her , because you know what 's going to happen ? she 's going to get closer to that baby girl and she 's never going to give up . she may even try to kidnap the baby to try to keep her from me . ethan : no , that 's nuts . gwen : yes , yes ! when theresa wants something , she 's capable of anything , and you know it . ethan : honey , that wo n't happen . the baby is safe in intensive care . stop . gwen : you know , my mother was right . my mother knew she was planning something . theresa wants to keep my baby from me . i was an idiot to trust her . ethan : listen , you 're not an idiot . stop , you 're just -- just get off that whole thing , ok ? theresa just wants to be with the baby tonight , ok ? it 's natural . she 's carried it for a long time . think of it as a goodbye before she gives the baby to us for good . gwen : ethan , this is n't fair . i have waited way too long to hold a baby in my arms , and i 'm the one who should be in there with her . eve : give me 10 milligrams of valium . i want to give mrs .. winthrop a mild sedative . gwen : eve , i do n't want a sedative . now , i want my baby . eve : oh -- theresa : aah ! gwen : you better watch out , theresa . you better watch -- ethan : gwen , stop , stop ! sheridan : that 's it . let 's leave , luis , tonight . it 's the only way that we can get away from all the problems that threaten to stop us from getting married . luis : sheridan , can you just -- can you hold on a second ? look , i understand where you 're coming from , ok ? i just -- i do n't think it 's the answer . now , come on , look , it 's not going to take that long for us to do it right . now , julian 's already working on expediting antonio 's death certificate , and once judge reilly gets through all that red tape , we 'll be able to get married . we 'll be able to have the wedding that you have always dreamed of . sheridan , i just -- i do n't think that we should run away . i do n't think that we should start our lives by sneaking around and hiding from someone . sheridan : but my father -- luis : forget about your father , ok ? alistair is not going to hurt us . he 's not going to hurt us ever again . all right ? julian : bastard . alistair : wrong word , julian . that would describe the son you had with eve russell . julian : what kind of a man tortures his own daughter and denies her any glimmer of hope with the man she loves ? alistair : do you have an emery board around here ? i 'm overdue for a manicure . julian : yeah , well , you 're overdue for a heart . alistair : oh , stop whining , julian . as you yourself noted , you 've been my accomplice in the attempted murder of your sister more than once . julian : until i came to my senses and realized the kind of man you had helped me become . i 'm so ashamed of the hateful , despicable -- god , i promised mother to always look out for sheridan . alistair : shut up , julian . julian : hit a nerve every time i mention mother 's name , do n't i ? alistair : i said shut up ! if you want to declare yourself a born - again human being be my guest . but the fact of the matter is you 're even more pathetic now than you ever were . what a bleeding - heart nancy boy you 've become . damn it , be a man for once ! stand up for your family name ! julian : you mark my words , father , i will not let you hurt luis and sheridan again . i will do whatever i must to protect them . alistair : how bloody noble of you , but you 're too late . your sister 's hopes and dreams will be dashed for good tonight . mark my words . alistair : tina ? i want the invitations for tonight 's festivities hand delivered . and do n't accept any regrets -- i want everyone here when all the secrets come out , especially mars . wheeler . tina : i 'll get on it right away . alistair : good . yes , i want my two - timing slut of a wife to be the guest of honor . pilar : you tell me who he is . you tell me who your husband is . katherine : it was a long -- pilar : how can you do this ? how can you run off from the man that you 're married to and your children ? katherine : it was a long time ago , pilar . it does n't matter now . pilar : it does n't matter ? no , you see , it does matter because it 's my husband that you ran off with . if they 're still here in harmony , your husband and your children , then i must know them . katherine : there 's nothing to be gained by knowing , pilar . trust me . pilar : trust you ? no , that 's the last thing that i would do is trust a woman like you . you stole my husband , you destroyed my family . no , senora wheeler , i do n't trust you at all . not only are you a woman who steals another woman 's husband , but you abandoned your own husband and your own children , too . did you stay in touch with them all these years ? no . you must have ice water running through your veins . what kind of a woman would voluntarily abandon her children ? do they know you 're alive ? do they know that you 're here in harmony ? katherine : no , they do n't . it would only make matters worse . i 've ruined their lives enough as it is already . pilar : i almost feel sorry for you . rebecca : oh , there you are , pilar . what 's the latest on theresa ? pilar : i have n't had time to check . rebecca : oh . hmm . i guess not . you 're too busy giving your ex 's girlfriend the third degree . my , my , my . and you call me a tramp . rebecca : you know , it 's one thing to steal another woman 's husband , but to prance into the wife 's town on his arm ? ooh , lady , you do have some nerve . pilar : well , i have to say , rebecca , we finally agree on something , although you 're no better than she is . rebecca : oh , please , pilar , just get off your high horse . or maybe i should side with mrs .. wheeler . after all , sometimes a woman has a very good reason to steal another woman 's man . katherine : i did n't do that . rebecca : hello , i am trying to defend you here . and why should n't i ? i mean , we are obviously both cut from the same very expensive cloth . i mean , my -- you do come from money , do n't you ? katherine : why do you say that ? rebecca : oh -- it 's written all over your face . but do n't you worry , we 'll keep it as our little secret , although you must tell me who the doctor is who did the work on your face because it 's very good if i do say so . pilar : what ? what work ? rebecca : well , pilar , you may not know this , but i 'm kind of an expert on little nips and tucks . and , my , whoever did this work -- i mean , it 's -- well , it 's not too dramatic , not harsh at all . pilar : that 's why i do n't recognize you . you and martin both had plastic surgery . i know what he was running from . what are you hiding ? theresa : keep her away from me ! ethan : gwen , stop it ! eve : give me that syringe , gwen ! gwen : no ! ethan : take it . take it . eve : give it to me . gwen : no ! ow ! ethan : shh , shh , shh . it 's ok . it 's ok . eve : it 's going to be all right . she 's not going to be fully unconscious . she 's just going to be groggy . ethan : oh , god . eve : there 's a room that 's empty . you can take her there to rest . ethan : ok . this is n't over , not by a long shot . theresa : thank you , dr . russell . i think gwen was going to kill me . eve : do n't exaggerate , theresa . she was upset and i do n't blame her . theresa : she does n't deserve to have a little girl . i mean , you can see how unstable she is . eve : well , i think that 's a little unfair considering the circumstances , theresa . theresa : can i go to her now ? eve : no , well , just wait a minute ! surely you must realize what a big mistake you are making here . this can only end badly for all of you , including an innocent newborn baby . theresa : but that 's who i 'm doing this for -- my little girl , the baby that i made with ethan . eve : gwen does n't even know that you slept with ethan . it would just kill her to find that out . theresa : you know what , dr . russell ? please stop worrying about gwen . it 's my baby who 's fighting for her life in there . eve : you do n't know that . theresa : can i go to her now ? eve : you know , gwen is right . you go in there and you start bonding with that baby tonight , it 's just going to make it that much harder when it 's time to leave her . theresa : dr. russell , now . my baby needs me . nurse : you can put your hand in here to touch her . just be very gentle . theresa : ok . theresa : it 's going to be ok , sweetheart . mommy 's here . i ca n't wait for you to be well enough to come home with me so you can meet your big brother , little ethan . he 's going to be really excited to meet you . we 're going to be a family , you know -- you , me , your big brother , and your daddy . we 're going to live happily ever after . i promise . eve : oh , theresa . ethan and gwen are n't going to let you get away with this . you are in for the fight of your life . singer : you are my passion for life pilar : what is it ? what are you hiding ? katherine : nothing . you 're making too much out of what i said . pilar : you 're lying . i know you 're lying . rebecca : oh , my god , it 's gwennie . pilar : i 'm not done with you yet . you still have questions to answer . katherine : oh , my god . what am i going to do ? martin : ah , there you are , katherine . is there any word on theresa 's baby ? katherine : i have n't heard anything , but something happened to gwen . ethan : it 's all right . there you go . rebecca : gwen , gwen , what happened ? gwen : my baby . rebecca : what -- what 's going on here ? ethan : it 's a long story . come here , i 'll tell you . listen , eve could n't stop theresa 's labor . the baby was born prematurely . they 're not sure they can save her . rebecca : but why is gwen here knocked out ? ethan : eve had to sedate her because she and theresa got in a fight about who should be with the baby because they 're only allowing one person into intensive care . rebecca : and they gave theresa permission ? that is outrageous ! ethan : shah , shah . they -- they could n't keep her out . rebecca : but that does n't make any sense . gwen is the mother . ethan : rebecca , the baby was born so early , i did n't get a chance to file the appropriate papers giving me and gwen custody . eve had no choice but to allow theresa in . rebecca : oh , that little bitch ! oh , she has no right . theresa : arrorro pedazo de mi corazon do n't you worry . it 's going to be you , me , your big brother , and your daddy , ethan . it 's going to work out the way it 's supposed to . theresa : look who 's here . ethan : hey . it 's my baby , it 's my princess ! oh . hey . theresa : so she and her big brother want to go outside for a walk . ethan : oh . theresa : yes . we were wondering if you could tear yourself away from your work for a little bit . ethan : hmm . yeah , i can do that , i think . for my beautiful wife and my beautiful kids , i can do anything . but can you close your eyes for just one , just split second ? thanks a lot . ethan : um -- theresa : god , that 's it . that 's our future . and it 's going to happen sooner rather than later . i promise you . luis : you know something ? sheridan : hmm ? luis : you deserve the wedding of your dreams right here in harmony , surrounded by the family that you love and your friends . you know , sheridan , i 'm just sick of running from alistair , ok ? sheridan : hey , i do n't want to run from him , either . it 's just that i want to be your wife so much , till death do us part . julian . julian : i 've been looking all over for you two . luis : did you hear anything from judge reilly ? sheridan : well ? was he able to push antonio 's death certificate through so that we can be legally married ? julian : he 's -- he 's working on it . luis : what did i tell you , sheridan ? you see that ? we 're going to be married by the end of the year . julian : well , it 's really not quite that simple . sheridan : why ? what 's wrong ? luis : yeah . julian : well , father found out what i was trying to do . sheridan : oh , no . he 's going to put a stop to it , is n't he ? julian : well , not exactly . he did n't seem to care that reilly was clearing the way for you two to marry . luis : well , that does n't sound like alistair . julian : well , he claimed that it really did n't matter if judge reilly had antonio declared legally dead so he would be free to marry . he claimed that he was going to be able to stop you no matter what . with one word , he was going to split the two of you up forever and destroy all of us in the process . alistair : what fools my children are . they must take after katherine 's - side of the family . as if anyone , julian and sheridan included , could get the best of me . when will they ever learn ? probably never . eternal optimists , just like their mother . she thought she could get away with leaving me , as if that would protect her and the children . grave miscalculation , katherine . very grave . martin : you know , i know that theresa does n't want me here at the hospital , but how can i leave until i know that she and the baby are out of trouble ? katherine : martin , it 's all right . i just want to be with you , whatever you want to do . martin : oh , katherine -- whoa . what is this mark on your face ? katherine : no , nothing . martin : well , do n't -- do n't lie to me , katherine . it looks like somebody slapped you . so help me god , if it was alistair -- katherine : no . martin , please , do n't be upset . martin : no , i want -- was it ? i mean , if that son of a -- if he laid one finger on you , i swear to god -- katherine : no , no , it was not alistair . it was pillar . gwen : i want my baby . ethan : shah . hey , hey , do n't -- do n't try to talk . just try to rest , ok ? shah . rebecca : oh , i knew it . you know , i tried to tell them , but they ignored me . i knew it ! ethan : so help me , rebecca , do n't start . if you upset her any more , i swear to god -- rebecca : your slut of a daughter did this to my gwennie ! pilar : what are you talking about ? rebecca : oh , you know exactly what i 'm talking about . you were probably in on it from the beginning ! look , i knew that theresa was going to try to keep gwen away from that baby , and that is exactly what she 's doing . i mean , the nerve of her , trying to take gwen 's place . no , i am not going to allow it , not as long as there is a breath in my body , i wo n't . ethan : will you please , please take it outside ? i am not going to have you ranting and raving around your daughter right now . you hear me ? rebecca : you know , ethan , if you were really supportive of gwen , you would be happy i was sticking up for her . you know , i 'm not sure whose side you 're on anymore . ethan : all right . pilar , maybe you should go check on theresa . that might be a good idea . rebecca : oh , yeah , and you tell that slut of a daughter of yours to keep the hell away from my grandchild or else . pilar : so , how bad is it , eve ? eve : well , there has n't been any change , but every minute that passes by where there 's no change is good . so if the baby hangs on for , oh , 48 hours , i think we 'd be past the crisis point 's pillar : you know , it 's not right . gwen should be in there with the baby . eve : i know . i tried to tell theresa that . she would n't listen to me . pilar : but you -- you represent the hospital . eve : but until i have a legal document that gives custody of the baby to ethan and gwen , the hospital considers theresa the mother . i could n't keep her out . pilar : you know , every moment that theresa keeps spending with the baby , they 're going to bond even more and it 'll be even harder for theresa to give her the baby when it 's time . eve : well , i 'm not sure theresa is thinking that way because i do n't think theresa plans to give the baby up . theresa : you 're my little girl . and no one 's going to take you away from me . martin : pilar ? pilar slapped you ? oh , god . you know what ? i 'm going to go speak to her right now . katherine : martin , martin , please do n't be upset with her . martin : well , she has no business taking her anger out at me on you . katherine : who else is she going to take it out on ? please , she has been through so much just the way she 's found out about you . martin : yeah , i mean , it must be killing her to think that i left her because of you . katherine : i wish -- i wish we could tell her what really happened . she 'd probably still hate me , but at least -- at least she would n't think that you left her for another woman . you left to protect me and the children against alistair , and we did n't fall in love until later . martin : yeah , well , i 'm not sure that pilar would believe me or forgive me anyway . katherine : or me . i mean , in her eyes , i stole her husband from her and her children , and to make matters worse , paloma sides with us against her . i mean , that 's all the reason in the world to be hurt and frustrated . martin : yeah , but i just hate to see you suffer more than you already are . you know what ? my god . what have i done to the two women that i love in my life ? i mean , what have i done ? pilar : maybe if i had been a better mother , she would n't feel so cheated and deprived in her life . she would n't live in this fantasy world of hers where everything has to have a happy ending . eve : pilar , you ca n't blame yourself . you 've been a wonderful mother . pilar : yeah , well , my youngest daughter would not agree with you . eve : you had to send paloma away . pilar : oh , she 'll never understand that , eve . but theresa -- you know , i kept her with me and i tried to raise her with good , decent values , and what does she do ? she tries to steal another woman 's husband and child by -- by having their embryo implanted in her own body . my god , you know , i am scared of what 's going to happen when gwen tries to take custody of that little baby . eve : you know what ? so am i. i 'm afraid there 's just going to be a big blowout if we do n't do something . and heaven help everyone if gwen finds out that theresa slept with ethan . i 'm going to try and talk to her again . eve : theresa , i need to talk to you . theresa : not now , doctor . my baby needs me . eve : the baby needs the woman who is going to be her mother , and that would be gwen . honey , it will be easier to let go now instead of later . theresa : you know , she looks better . does n't she ? my little girl is a survivor just like me . i can tell . eve : that little girl is gwen 's , theresa . theresa : says who , doctor ? i know she 's mine . eve : no , you could n't possibly know . there 's a 50 % chance it could be yours or gwen 's . theresa : no , i can tell just by being close to her . i know she 's mine and ethan 's . eve : please do n't tell me that you are seriously considering taking this little girl away from gwen . she already blames you for the loss of her first child . theresa : that was n't my fault and neither is this . ethan even admits that the only reason that he married gwen was because she was pregnant . i know he still loves me , and i know our daughter is going to help him realize it . gwen : my baby . ethan : shh , shh . try to get some rest , ok ? rebecca : look , ethan , i hate to be an `` i told you so `` -- ethan : no , you do n't . you do n't hate it at all . you relish every opportunity for your little nasty taunts , rebecca . rebecca : you know , that is no way to talk to your mother - in - law . ethan : hey , hey , if the shoe fits , all right ? rebecca : look , all i am saying is that i was right all along , and by now it should be clear to everyone , including you , that theresa is trying to renege on her promise to surrender the baby to you and gwen . ethan : look , if you 're right -- if you 're right -- it 's not going to happen anyway , because gwen and i are going to fight tooth and nail for that baby . you understand ? rebecca : i ca n't believe how naive you are ! look , am i the only one around here who understands theresa ? she is a street fighter . she is like a wirehaired fox terrier with a chew toy . now , you are going to have to fight her to the death for that baby . sheridan : what does father mean , `` one word could tear us apart `` ? julian : i do n't know . i asked him but he would n't tell me . you know how pleased he is with himself when he 's holding something over either of us . sheridan : god , he 's so creepy . i mean , he 's so smug about his power . luis : well , he does n't scare me . i 'll find out what he 's up to and disarm him before he even knows what hit him . julian : well , you may have your chance sooner than you think . he 's going to explain everything at some soiree he 's having at the mansion tonight . luis : oh , what , he thinks we 're going to his party ? he 's got to be smoking more than those cuban cigars . julian : well , that was my first reaction , that i just would n't put in an appearance . but then i started to think about it and i realized that would n't make a difference . it would n't stop alistair , not for a minute . no , i think it 's best if we all -- we all show up and we face him . otherwise , he 'll just keep going until he destroys us all . theresa : i 'm still here , sweetheart . mommy 's still here , and i 'm never , ever going to leave you . eve : theresa , i know that you do n't see how this is all going to play out , how much pain and sorrow that there 's going to be . but you say that you love than . well , ethan is married to gwen , and this is going to break her heart . theresa : gwen never should have let rebecca kidnap my son . eve : so , what , is this just all about revenge ? theresa : no , it 's more than that . it 's about my little girl . i have as much right to her as i do little ethan , and i 'm not going to sit back and watch anyone take another one of my children away from me . eve : oh , honey . ca n't you see ? to gwen this is absolutely , positively her baby . she does n't have any idea that there 's a 50 % chance that you could be the biological mother . theresa : well , then she 's in for a big surprise , is n't she ? dr. russell , i know what you 're trying to do . it 's not going to work . this is my baby girl , and she is very sick . she needs her mother , so will you please leave us alone ? pilar : oh , dear god . please do not let theresa go through with this . gwen : ethan , stop theresa , please . ethan : shh . we will , we will . everything 's going to work out , i promise . ugh . rebecca : do n't make promises you ca n't keep , ethan . ethan : i 'm not . rebecca : look , do you know something that i do n't ? ethan : meaning what , exactly ? rebecca : i do n't know . you know , i just -- i would think you 'd be more freaked out by this -- you know , more surprised by what theresa 's doing , unless -- unless you were forewarned . ethan : of course not . rebecca : i mean , even i am surprised by theresa 's gall here . i mean , where does she get off trying to bond with a child that is absolutely not legally or biologically connected to her ? theresa : you want the truth , ethan ? fine . here it is . you 're right . i did sleep with you that night , and you loved it . ethan : oh , my god . theresa : you loved every second of it . you could n't get enough of me . rebecca : well , do you ? ethan : do i what ? what ? rebecca : do you know where theresa gets off acting like she has rights to this child ? katherine : darling , you could have broken your hand . martin : yeah , well , i deserve that more for doing what i did to the people i love . i mean , if pilar wants to hit anyone , she should hit me , not you . now , maybe when pilar gets the divorce , she 'll be able to move on with her life . katherine : and then we can go far away , leave here and never come back . martin : yeah . alistair : oh , no , my treacherous wife . you 're not going anywhere once your deep , dark secret comes out at my surprise party tonight . luis : you know what ? fine , let 's do it . in fact , there 's nothing i 'd like more than to tell alistair crane personally where he can stick it . sheridan : i do n't want to go to any party that he 's throwing , luis . he scares me . luis : well , do n't let him . sheridan , come on , there 's nothing he can do to hurt us . and besides that , we 're going to be legally married in a few days , huh ? tina : mr. crane asked me to hand - deliver these personally . luis : and how did you know where we were ? tina : and he expects everyone to be on time . he does n't want anyone to be late . he 's not accepting any regrets , so he expects to see you . sheridan : oh , my god . luis : he does n't scare me . julian : then , you , my friend , are the only one he does n't . eve : what if the information in this file proves that gwen is the baby 's mother ? julian : if there 's one word for whatever he has planned at this party tonight , it 's bound to be `` horrific `` for everyone involved . beth : i know how to keep luis and sheridan apart . beth 's voice : i 'll kill alistair .
theresa and gwen continue to fight over who will be the one to go in with the baby , with each claiming to be the mother . theresa wins since ethan never filed the papers naming them the baby 's parents , and gwen goes berserk , trying to stab theresa with a needle . instead , she gets poked and knocked out like a light . ethan takes her to a room to sleep it off , then has to keep shushing rebecca . theresa goes in and sits with her baby , singing to her and telling her of their make - believe future . eve tries to talk her out of it , but she insists no one is going to take another of her children ever again .
[ jessica screams ] jessica : dad -- no , daddy , stop it ! you 're hurting him ! sam : i 'm going to kill you . [ spike laughs ] spike : ha . whoa . i hit a nerve , did n't i ? wow . yeah . you do n't want to hear it , but it 's true , see ? you dumped your daughter so that you can get laid . sam : shut your mouth . spike : no , it 's true , is n't it ? that 's why you 're nice to ethan . but you forgot about your daughter jessica , did n't you , just to get laid ? sam : you 're a liar . jessica : daddy , do n't ! stop it ! [ jessica screams ] jessica : dad , stop ! [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] valerie : this is valerie . ivy : valerie , it 's ivy again . valerie : ivy . any news on your son ? ivy : no . i suppose you heard that ethan was kidnapped from the hospital . theresa took him . valerie : yes , i did . i 'm sorry . i hope the police find him . ivy : yeah , so do i. i 'm actually calling about my other son . how 's he doing ? valerie : do you want to speak to fox ? ivy : no . no . i just wanted to know if he was there with you , because we have got to split up fox and kay . valerie : i know . they were really mad at each other earlier . ivy : good . good . what 's happening now ? is fox there with you ? valerie : uh -- no . they made up . he left with kay . i tried to stop him , but -- ivy : no . damn it , no ! [ scene_break ] fox : `` ' how nice of the doctor to save it for us , ' said the man with the yellow hat . ' and now , we can finish the puzzle . ' the end . `` all done . kay : ok . dinner is in the oven . it should n't be too long before we can eat . fox : hey , listen , it 's very sweet of you to cook , you know , especially after you worked all day . kay : oh , i do n't care . i just hope you like it . it 's something my mom used to make . it 's stuffed pork chops with sauerkraut and green beans . fox : well , it sounds delicious . tabitha : sounds heavy as lead to me . well , good . that menu will help put the kibosh on a romantic evening between the two of them . hmm . kay : ok , what 's so funny ? tabitha : oh , nothing , dear , nothing . well , actually , i 'm amazed that you were able to drag fox away from the office today . he is under a spell , you know , the spell that you insisted i cast on him to make him successful at business . kay : yeah , well , i guess our love is strong enough to make that spell take a back seat , ok ? tabitha : yes , and you know the condition of the spell is that he trade success for the love in his life . kay : well , you goofed because that part 's not working . fox : hey , listen , are we eating in the kitchen ? what do you think ? kay : no , actually , i was thinking maybe we could set up a table in here . is that ok ? tabitha : wherever you like , dear . kay : ok . fox : we 're not eating in the -- kay : fox , would you mind helping me in the kitchen ? fox : no , of course . of course i will . endora : down -- fox : oh . let me get up here . there you go . [ music plays ] tabitha : oh . endora . why do you encourage her ? [ scene_break ] james : video games . sheridan : hmm . i 'm sure your daddy wo n't mind , after dinner . chris : he 's really wired tonight , is n't he ? sheridan : he 's absolutely perfect . he can stay up all night if he wants to . chris : you see what spell you 've cast on sheridan ? she 'll let you get away with anything . sheridan : you got that right . as long as i 'm around , james can do whatever he wants to . chris : all right , all right . i guess i 'm outnumbered . i am sorry that i did n't get to go out with you tonight . sheridan : oh . i 'm not . i spent my whole life going to glamorous events , elegant dinners . nothing that i 've done has compared to this -- having dinner as a family . chris : is that how you think of us ? as your family ? [ scene_break ] gwen : you know , i do n't get this . why have n't we heard anything ? where did theresa take him ? how did she do this ? uh -- you know what ? just thank god ethan does n't even know what 's going on . rebecca : we 've always known she 's insane , but to kidnap a man in ethan 's condition ? ooh . wait till i get my hands on her . gwen : you know what ? you 're going to need to stand in line , because when i get my hands on her , i am going to kill her . [ scene_break ] noah : you did your homework . theresa : well , it 's my job to keep ethan alive . and as long as i can keep him away from gwen , he has got this chance to come out of this coma and live . noah : as long as his life - support is n't turned off . theresa : it 's not going to happen on my watch . look , i just wanted you to know that i am forever grateful to you for helping me get ethan out of the hospital . noah : i just hope fancy understands why i did it . look , i -- i got to get out of here . i got to ditch that ambulance and then get my car out of the hospital parking lot . you know , if anybody sees it there , they 're going to realize that i was the one who helped you . if fancy sees it before i can explain , you know , she 's going to go crazy . i can kiss my relationship with her goodbye . [ scene_break ] fancy : oh , my god , i was right . noah lied to me . he was supposed to be out driving for his new job , but his car is here and it 's cold . ca n't believe you did this , noah . how could you ? fancy : we made a pact that we 'd always tell each other the truth . you swore on it , and now this . i ca n't believe it . and that voice i heard when we were on the phone -- was it a woman ? that 's got to be it . noah has another girlfriend . [ scene_break ] noah : ok , i 'm going . theresa : ok . thank you so much again . thank you , noah , very , very much . you know what ? one day , ethan is going to thank you himself . noah : yeah . i hope so , theresa . theresa : i just -- you know , i do n't want you to worry about fancy , ok ? i mean , even if she does see your car in the hospital , she 's not going to know that you were the one who helped me get ethan out . you know , we 're giving him the chance to get better and , you know , if we had n't gotten him out of the hospital , he would be dead right now . noah : gwen was all set to pull the plug . theresa : and i was n't about to let that happen . so now you 've got the time to get better , to become the wonderful , loving man that he always was . i just -- i just do n't want you to worry about fancy , ok ? she 's going to realize that you did the right thing when ethan comes back to us , i promise . noah : i hope she 's as understanding as you think she 'll be . she 's going to be furious when she finds out that i did n't tell her . look , you know , she 's really convinced that gwen 's decision to pull ethan off life - support was the right one . theresa : i know . i just -- i think that if ethan knew what was going on , he would n't want us to give up on him . he would want the chance to live . i mean , would n't you if you were ethan ? noah : yeah . yeah , i guess . you know , maybe i can convince fancy that ethan would 've wanted me to do this . theresa : i 'm sure you can . noah : yeah . all right , i 'm going , ok ? theresa : ok . noah : i 'll be back . hang in there , bro . theresa : thanks again , noah . thank you . theresa : ethan ? you 're very , very lucky to have a brother like noah . he just saved your life . [ scene_break ] ivy : valerie , you were supposed to keep fox so busy at work that he had no time to spend with kay . valerie : i 'm trying my best . but i ca n't be too obvious without him catching on that i 'm working to break him and kay apart . ivy : now , you listen to me . i have one son whose life was literally taken from me because he got involved with that idiot theresa . i will not stand by and watch my other son walk down that same horrible path . valerie : i do n't know what else to do , ivy . ivy : well , think of something . think of some reason to bring him back to the office . just create a crisis ! valerie : ugh . great , now what ? what can i do to get fox to leave kay tonight ? [ scene_break ] fox : hey , after dinner , why do n't we watch a movie ? what do you say ? endora : this is off . tabitha : oh , yes . i hear there 's a lovely new slasher movie on tv tonight -- buckets of blood . fox : right . uh -- i do n't think that 's appropriate for the kids , though , you know ? actually , i picked up `` wizard of oz `` on the way home . it was my favorite when i was a kid . i thought maybe we could watch that , you know ? my favorite part is when the wicked witch dies and the house falls on her , you know ? kills her dead and then all the little munchkins dance around singing and shouting to celebrate ? tabitha : i 've always found that scene revolting . fox : really ? well , what about when the other witch dies -- remember ? [ as the wicked witch ] `` i 'm melting , i 'm melting ! `` [ normal voice ] that part 's awesome . tabitha : now , listen here , young man -- kay : fox , maybe we should pick something else . fox : ok . kay : thank you . fox : fine , whatever . it 's just a movie . who wants green beans ? kay : will you cool it ? ok , this is my night with fox and the kids and i do n't want you to spoil it . tabitha : well , you tell him to cool it with his anti - witch propaganda . endora : screen . [ music plays ] fox : huh . look , somebody already put a movie in . tabitha : oh , yes , yes . i -- i thought this would be more appropriate for their tender age . fox : ok . kay : aw . is n't that cute ? fox : well , it 's not quite as cute as you . kay : oh . tabitha : will you stop promoting their romance ? you -- you better remember whose side you work for -- endora : tabby -- tabitha : yeah . and in case you 've forgotten , it 's the dark side . [ scene_break ] chris : is that how you think of us , sheridan ? as a family ? sheridan : i think you 're both wonderful and i love being with you . something gwen said tonight really struck me . chris : what did she say ? sheridan : she told me that it was time for me to live my life . it was time to live in the moment , that you never know when it 'll be taken away . chris : the way that ethan was taken away from gwen ? sheridan : exactly . that 's why i 'm going to enjoy every moment of happiness that i feel with james -- and you . james : video games . sheridan : only if your daddy says yes . chris : how can i say no ? come on in , sport . no . let 's clear this off . sheridan : i 'll meet you in the living room . i 'm going to make a surprise dessert . chris : really ? what is it ? sheridan : well , it 's a surprise . you 'll see . chris : come on , sport . let 's go in and fire up those video games and wait for our surprise , huh ? fancy : aunt sheridan . sheridan : fancy . what happened ? fancy : noah 's got another girlfriend . he 's cheating on me . [ scene_break ] jessica : no , stop it ! stop it ! stop it ! stop ! sam : honey -- jessica : stop ! sam : why do you care about him ? he 's nothing but scum . he 's a piece of garbage . spike : hey , hey , why do n't you tell her the real reason why you 're using me for a punching bag ? it ai n't jessica -- no , no . no , no , no . it 's because your wife left you , you lost your job , and your son is a vegetable , you loser ! sam : you 're nothing but a -- jessica : no , daddy , enough ! for god 's sake , leave him alone ! sam : jessica , you 're coming with me right now . jessica : no ! i 'm not leaving spike ! sam : honey , he 's only using you ! jessica : huh . you know what ? sam : he 's pimping you out , right ? he 's only feeding you full of drugs ! now , come home with me now . jessica : at least he cares what i do , which is more than i can say for you . all you care about is getting ivy in your bed . oh , my -- oh , my god ! spike ! spike , say something . are you ok ? spike ? spike ! oh , my god , daddy . you killed him . . jessica : oh , my god . dad , we have to do something . i think he 's dead . oh . sam : he 's not dead . but he should n't have kept pushing me , lying to you about ivy being more important to me than you are . sweetheart , i love you . you are my daughter . jessica : hey . spike : uh -- jessica : oh , my god , you 're alive ! sam : jessica , honey , please come home with me . jessica : no ! no ! sam : come home with me . jessica : no ! stay away ! i 'm staying here with spike . i do n't need your help . spike : oh . thank you , baby . i knew i could count on you , honey , just like you can count on me , sweetie . sam : sweetheart , listen to me . do n't listen to him . jessica : he is telling the truth . i sure as hell ca n't count on you . spike : not as long as ivy 's around , you ca n't . sam : you shut the hell up . jessica : daddy , just stop . sam : you 're right . this loser is n't worth it . jessica : stop calling him names . at least he was there for me when i needed somebody . where were you , daddy ? you were supposed to meet me at the therapist 's office and you do n't show up until now . sorry , but now is too late . i do n't need you , daddy . i have spike . i hate you . i hate you . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i 'll make us some tea . you can tell me what happened . fancy : i just ca n't believe it . i mean , you know how hard it is for me to actually trust a man . i 've watched my father cheat on my mother my whole life , so it took a lot for me to trust noah , but -- sheridan : what ? what did noah do ? fancy : i do n't know for sure . i called him on his cell phone earlier , and he said he was out driving for his job . sheridan : so he got a new job . fancy : so he says , but he 's never told me what it is . and so anyway , he says he 's out driving , but just now at the hospital , i saw noah 's car in the parking lot . sheridan : well , i 'm sure his car was parked there because he was trying to get some news on ethan . you have n't heard anything , have you ? fancy : no . all we know is that theresa kidnapped him . she should be shot for doing what she 's done . sheridan : it 's pretty incredible , i know . fancy : anyway , noah never went into the hospital . i checked . sheridan : and you have no idea where he is now ? fancy : no . all i know is that he 's hiding something from me and i hate that . we made a deal , aunt sheridan . we said that we 'd always be open and upfront with each other . i mean , he knows how important this is to me to be able to trust him , but now i think -- i think he 's hiding the fact that he 's involved with another woman . [ scene_break ] theresa : that 's right . got to keep your legs moving . we do n't want you to get any of those bedsores . one more ? there we go . i just -- i just ca n't believe that gwen was actually considering taking you off life - support . i do n't care what your living will says -- i would not let you die and i 'm not going to , not while i have a breath in my body . i 'm not going to give up on you , ethan , not until you come back to me . when you do , you are going to realize who truly loves you and you 'll leave gwen and you 're going to come back to me , little ethan , and our daughter . no matter what alistair says , we are going to be together forever . [ scene_break ] gwen : i see . ok . there 's no sign of the ambulance , no word from the police . there 's nothing . rebecca : look , i -- i still ca n't believe that something as big as an ambulance could just disappear . gwen : it did n't just disappear . that bitch has ethan hidden somewhere . i ca n't believe this . ivy : hey . is there any news ? gwen : no , nothing . ivy : where would theresa have taken him ? rebecca : well , she 's probably taking full advantage of being alistair 's wife , which means that she could be on one of the crane jets out of the country by now ! ivy : no , rebecca . the police are watching the airports and she could n't fly with him on a ventilator . if she wanted to keep him alive , she 'd have to take him someplace close . gwen : well , what about the f.b.i . ? have they been called in ? ivy : sam says they ca n't be called in yet . gwen : why ? why -- what , do they just have to wait till she kills him ? which i ca n't even believe i 'm saying because i 'm sitting here waiting to turn off his ventilator . i am really the one who 's going to kill him . rebecca : oh , no , no , no , honey , you were n't going to do that . look , you 're just trying to do what ethan said he wanted . ivy : absolutely , gwen . all the doctors agreed that ethan is not going to come out of this coma . my -- my beautiful son would never be whole again and ethan made it very clear that he does n't want to exist like that . you are doing the only thing that you can do . rebecca : yeah . but does theresa care about ethan ? no . no , all she cares about is herself , which is why when they find her -- and they will -- ooh , i 'm going to peel her like an onion . gwen : and whoever is helping her . i want that person sent to jail for a very long time . [ scene_break ] noah 's voice : all i need to do is get rid of this ambulance , get my car out of the hospital garage , and then find fancy . no , i got to take some supplies back to theresa first . oh , man , she did n't think about buying food or anything for herself and she 's going to need it if she 's going to keep ethan hidden up on that mountain . but then i 'm going to find fancy . oh , i hope she understands why i did n't tell her what i was doing . [ thud ] noah : oh -- damn it ! i blew a tire . oh , god , i ca n't keep it on the road . great . [ scene_break ] fox : okey - dokey , it 's bedtime . i 'm going to take her up to bed , all right ? kay : thank you . fox : come on , girl . kay : i 'll be up as soon as i clean up these dishes . fox : very good . let 's go to bed . kay : and thank you , too , young lady , for setting such a beautiful table . oh . endora : gone ! [ music plays ] kay : uh -- wow . you 're good . thanks again . tabitha : i ca n't believe that my own little witchling is carrying on like cupid . kay : yeah , well , i really appreciate it . good night , you two . tabitha : why is n't that spell working ? fox should still be at the office climbing the ladder of success , not rolling around in the hay with kay . according to my spell , by now , he should be ignoring her more and more . i do n't understand it . well , let 's hope poison ivy and vicious valerie have got something up their sleeve to put a stop to this romantic rubbish . [ scene_break ] valerie : who does ivy think i am , superwoman ? i do n't see how i can create a crisis to get fox back over here , not without risking him finding out that it 's a lie . what am i supposed to do ? [ phone rings ] valerie : fox crane 's office . no , he 's not here . can i help you ? really ? oh , no , oh , my god . yeah , i 'll get in touch with him right away . yes , yes , thank you . fate is on my side . the hong kong office says fox 's singapore project is going to fall to pieces if he does n't get back to them immediately . [ scene_break ] sam : jessica , honey , listen to me . [ spike groans ] sam : i 'm so sorry that i did n't make it to the appointment , but you do n't know everything that 's been going on . jessica : yeah , well , whatever it is , it 's obviously more important to you than i am . but , hey , yeah -- what else is new ? you always come looking for me when it 's too late . sam : sweetheart , you know that that 's not true . honey , please , i 'm begging you , do n't go with him . jessica : no , just leave us alone . spike : whoa , hold it , hold it , hold it . now i get it . jessica : what ? spike : your old man did n't come looking for you . nah , nah , he was out looking for his son -- his and ivy 's son . you see ? jessica : oh , my gosh . he 's right . is n't he , daddy ? you were n't looking for me at all . you were out looking for ethan . [ scene_break ] sheridan : fancy , i 'm sure you 're wrong about noah . fancy : what makes you think so ? sheridan : because he does n't seem like the kind of man that would lead you on . he 's sam bennett 's son . he was raised to be an honorable man . fancy : then what is he doing ? why do i feel so strongly that he 's lying to me ? sheridan : i do n't know . what did he say when you asked him ? fancy : not much . that 's why i 'm convinced he 's cheating on me . when he called , he was with someone and it might have been a woman . and the way he avoided saying anything was so strange -- chris : sheridan ? james was asking about dessert . i 'm sorry , fancy -- i did n't know you were here . fancy : i came in the back way . chris : i 'm sorry to interrupt . sheridan : it 's all right . and just tell james i 'll be in in a minute with his dessert . chris : ok . thank you . sheridan : sure . chris : i 'm kind of anxious about that dessert myself . sheridan : ah , patience , patience . the chef can not be rushed . chris : fancy . fancy : seeing the connection between you and chris is making me jealous . sheridan : do n't be . i 've seen you and noah together . you have something pretty wonderful . fancy : then where is he ? all chris cares about is being with you every minute of every day . why does n't noah want to be with me like that ? [ scene_break ] noah : oh , great , just what i need . officer : need some help with that tire ? noah : uh -- no , i got it . officer : you must 've hit some glass . noah : yeah , it looks like that , huh ? officer : you 're lucky . there 's a drop about a thousand feet right over there . noah : yeah , i 'm lucky , all right . officer : you all alone ? no partner ? no patient ? noah : uh -- i dropped off my last patient and my partner 's sick . officer : well , i hate to add to your troubles , but we 've got an a.p.b . and i 'm supposed to check out all ambulances . you got the paperwork on this vehicle and some i.d . ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : fancy , i 'm sure there are many reasons as to why noah 's car was parked in the hospital lot . fancy : like what ? sheridan : well , maybe his job requires him to drive a company car . fancy : i had n't thought of that . sheridan : i think you should go back and leave a note on noah 's car and tell him to call you when he can . fancy : i guess i could do that . sheridan : you really should give him a chance . i 'm sure whatever he 's doing , there 's a logical explanation . fancy : i hope you 're right . sheridan : i 'm sure i am . i think you 're probably just overreacting . fancy : yeah . that would be a first . sheridan : see ? so give him a chance . i think everyone 's on edge tonight with this whole ethan and theresa thing . i 'm sure your suspicions are nothing but hot air . fancy : you 're right . i 'll leave a note on his car . thanks for listening , sheridan . sheridan : oh . i 'm glad that you feel you can talk to me . everything will be fine between you and noah , you wait and see . fancy : i hope so . sheridan : i hope so , too . [ scene_break ] noah : so you checking all ambulances ? is that because of that kidnapping i heard about on the radio ? officer : that 's right . noah : yeah . must be a pain in the butt , yeah , going after these guys instead of doing what you 're supposed to be doing . you know , catching speeders and drunk drivers and whatnot . officer : yep . if i was in charge , i 'd do things a whole lot different . noah : yeah . i hear what you 're saying , man . i know what it 's like to work for a boss who does n't know what he 's doing . officer : they 're always trying to get their pictures in the paper . next thing you know , one of us will find it , brass gets all the credit . noah : huh . yeah , then you get yelled at for missing your quota on tickets . officer : yeah , exactly . you ever been on the job ? noah : yeah , i was , out west , for a while . you know , i could n't take the politics . you know , i got a lot of paperwork in here . i 'm sorry . i got -- officer : hey , look , do n't worry about it . the ambulance i 'm looking for had a woman in it and a man who was comatose . this obviously is n't it . noah : no , sir . look , i should probably get back to fixing this . i 'm already late as it is , and , you know , my boss is going to have my head . officer : you sure you do n't want my help ? noah : no , no . thank you , though . officer : all right . maybe we 'll run into each other again . see you . noah : yeah , see you . that was too close . all right , back to work . [ scene_break ] kay : i love the way you handle maria . she goes right to sleep every time you read her a story . fox : what are you saying , huh ? you saying that i 'm boring ? i put women to sleep ? kay : no , you could never be boring . fox : well , then , what , you 're saying i have a way with women . kay : oh , you can definitely have your way with me . fox : just give me one second . do n't go anywhere . i 'll be right back . do n't move . kay : ok . [ phone rings ] valerie : fox , it 's valerie . we have to talk about -- kay : ok , where is his cell phone ? i know she 's not going to give up . kay : oh . i probably should n't do this , but i 'm going to put this on silent , he 's had a really long day . he needs some r & r . kay : hmm . fox : hello . so -- kay : hello . fox : who called ? kay : um , i do n't know . i -- i picked it up , and -- and they hung up on me . fox : no kidding . where were we , huh ? [ scene_break ] rebecca : here , honey . gwen : thank you . rebecca : honey , maybe we should just go home . gwen : no , i want to be here when the police bring ethan back . rebecca : yeah . if they find him . ivy : they will . they will . but what if he dies before they do find him ? damn theresa ! how dare she deprive his family of the chance to say goodbye . gwen : she does n't care about anything except what she wants . you know that . she does n't care that she 's keeping him away from everyone who loves him or that she 's robbing him of his dignity . ivy : this is just outrageous . of all of the crazy and criminal things that theresa 's done , this -- this is the worst . rebecca : and what for , hmm ? i mean , what good is ethan going to do her now ? [ scene_break ] theresa : i 'm sorry . i -- i would kill myself before i would 've ever hurt you . you know that , right ? see , this was n't supposed to happen to you . you were n't supposed to eat the poison . that was supposed to be alistair . i love you very much , ethan , very much . and i 'm not going to give up on you . you 're going to come out of this . and i look forward to the day when i see the life come back into your eyes . i look forward to seeing that wonderful smile of yours . i 'm not going to let gwen take you away from me . i promise . [ scene_break ] chris : fancy 's gone ? sheridan : yes , she 's gone . and i 'm sorry our dessert is taking so long , but guess what . ta - da ! james : wow ! chris : my sentiments exactly . did you bake this beautiful cake ? sheridan : i can not tell a lie . i did . have a seat . i 'll cut you a piece . chris : now , a month ago , you could barely boil an egg , sheridan . what happened ? sheridan : well , it 's called motivation . i wanted to impress you with my culinary skills . have i ? chris : well , let 's put it to the real test , shall we ? there we go . thank you . sheridan : you 're welcome . chris : oh , my . this is delicious . sheridan : really ? chris : mm - hmm . congratulations , miss crane . you 've baked a seriously fabulous cake . shall i get some ice cream to go with that ? sheridan : no , you sit . i 'll get the ice cream . [ scene_break ] valerie : i 'm sure i heard someone pick up the phone . i better try fox 's cell phone . fox 's voice : this is fox crane 's voicemail . please leave a message . valerie : damn . fox , where are you ? [ scene_break ] fox : do you know how much you mean to me , kay bennett ? kay : i hope i mean a lot . fox : you have no idea . [ scene_break ] spike : honey , he ca n't admit it , jess , but you know it 's the truth . he was n't out looking for you at all . he only cares about his and ivy 's son . sam : jessica , that is a lie . i love you with all my heart , and you know that . jessica : actually , no , i do n't . you liar ! sam : i would never lie to you . jessica : you let me think you came looking for me , dad . you were n't even thinking about me , were you ? you were thinking about everyone else but me . sam : jessica , please -- jessica : no ! sam : please -- jessica : leave me alone . i told you i hate you , and i mean it . [ scene_break ] chris : i ca n't believe how good this cake is . sheridan : those cooking lessons have really paid off , have n't they ? chris : absolutely . i 'm more than impressed . sheridan : thank you , thank you . chris : is this the kind of evening you had in mind ? a nice , quiet , family evening ? sheridan : that 's exactly what i had in mind . thank you , chris . thank you for a wonderful evening . [ scene_break ] sam : sweetheart , you do n't mean that . jessica : yes , i do . spike 's the only one in the world who gives a damn about me . spike : that 's right , baby . you know i love you . sam : he does n't love you , sweetheart . he 's using you . jessica : you do n't think anyone could love me , do you , daddy ? because you think i 'm unlovable . but you 're wrong . spike loves me , and he 's the only one . i never want to see you again . sam : jess , please , honey -- please do n't go . please -- jessica : no , no , just -- sam : i 'm begging you . do n't -- jessica : get away from me . just stay away from me . [ scene_break ] kay : there 's no reason you would hear from the office , is there ? fox : what office ? are you kidding me ? forget about the office . we need this time together . kay : you 're so right . [ scene_break ] valerie : damn it , fox , check your phone . if i do n't get in touch with him soon , the entire singapore project could be history . [ scene_break ] gwen : i ca n't stand this . i mean , ethan could be dying , and i 'm not there with him . i need to be there with him to say goodbye . rebecca : why have n't the police called ? i mean , if we do n't hear something soon , i swear , we are all going to go crazy . ivy : just wait , they will . theresa will pay for this . i swear , ethan 's not the only one who 's going to die . [ scene_break ] theresa : you see ? you 've got nothing to worry about . i 'm going to be here at your side from now on . and i 'm not going to give up on you . i 'm going to do whatever it takes to keep you alive . i love you very much . i 'm not going to let anyone hurt you . [ scene_break ] noah : oh . i hope i can make her understand . please -- please let fancy understand . fancy : noah 's back ? now where 's he going ? to meet his new girlfriend again ? there 's one way to find out . i 'll be right behind you , you cheater . [ next_on ] theresa : i can not believe that you 're out of your coma . eve : i am sick to death of you , liz . i am sick and tired of you trying to lay waste to my life . tabitha : norma , where are you ? norma : we 'll be slaying you very soon . fancy : i have to find out what noah 's hiding .
with theresa and ethan tucked away in the crane cabin , noah heads back to harmony to face fancy . he is n't looking forward to telling her he 's lied to her . on the way , a tire on the ambulance goes flat , and as he 's fixing it a cop stops to check him out . his gift of gab serves well in getting the cop to move on after deducing that this could n't be the one they are looking for . once he gets back to his car he heads off to buy supplies for theresa , food and such that she forgot to get for herself , but fancy sees him leaving and decides to follow and find out what he 's up to . in the cabin , theresa exercises and massages ethan 's legs and promises him she will never allow anyone to hurt him in any way . gwen , rebecca , and ivy are still at the hospital , fuming over what theresa has done and promising each other they will kill her once they find her . ivy finds time to call valerie and urge her to mess up fox and kay 's night of love .
eve : theresa , please , give gwen and ethan their baby back . theresa : this is my baby , dr . russell . i am not giving her up . eve : oh , theresa , this is dr . carlyle . she 's the neonatal specialist that i called in . dr. carlyle : nice to meet you , theresa . theresa : nice to meet you . dr. carlyle : i 've never seen a woman so attentive to another woman 's baby . eve : dr. carlyle needs to examine the baby now , theresa . theresa : ok . theresa : hi , mama . pilar : teresita , you have to stop mothering that baby . you 're not even sure if she 's yours . theresa : mama , i am sure . i feel it right in here . nurse : dr. russell ? eve : thank you , nurse . theresa : excuse me , mama . dr. russell , what is that ? eve : theresa , you say you 're sure that the baby is yours ? theresa : i 'm positive . eve : and what if you 're wrong ? what if the information in this file proves that gwen is the baby 's mother ? rebecca : well , ethan ? i 'm waiting for an answer . why does theresa think she has any rights to this child ? sam : ethan , we heard the baby was born . ethan : yeah , it was . ivy : where is she , and what happened to gwen ? rebecca : gwen had to be sedated because theresa is with the baby . ivy : theresa ? sam : why is n't gwen with the baby ? i mean , she 's the mother . theresa 's just the surrogate . rebecca : very good question . that 's exactly what i was just asking your son . so , ethan , why does theresa think she has any rights to this baby ? jessica : oh , i know , annabelle . i have zits sometimes , too . luckily , mark has a great skin care line to take care of any problem . i use the let 's be clear cleanser and follow that by the cleanse it toner pads twice a day , and my skin is so much better . great . i 'll put you down for both and drop them by when they come . ok , bye . sorry , precious , my products are for humans . too bad . they have a hair minimizing cream . that would do wonders for yo beth : precious , do n't get too comfy . you 're just on a break , you know . mrs. wallace : oh ! lordy , lordy , that coffee goes right through me . what are you doing ? surfing the net to try and hook a man ? beth : alistair all but told me that martin fitzgerald 's mistress , mrs . wheeler , is the key to tearing luis and sheridan apart . i 'm just trying to find a clue . mrs. wallace : missy , you 're as clueless in cyberspace as you are in 3-d . if alistair did n't tell you about this mrs . wheeler , it 's because he 's got a good reason . beth : i know . that 's what he said . but i do n't care . i 'm sick of waiting for luis . so if alistair wo n't help me be with marty 's father , i 'm just going to help myself . mrs. wallace : oh -- then angels , help us all ! tabitha : evening , all . beth : hello . tabitha : precious . sorry you could n't join us for thanksgiving , edna . mrs. wallace : i was n't invited . tabitha : so , beth , why are you surfing the net for information on mrs . wheeler ? tina : these are for you , from alistair crane . he hopes that you will join him tonight for a party at his mansion . martin : you 've got to be kidding . tina : formal attire is requested . katherine : a party ? what could alistair be up to ? alistair : i trust you gave sheridan , julian , luis , martin , and katherine their invitations to my fete at the mansion ? tina : yes , mr . crane . i have three more to deliver , and i 'm not sure that they 'll all accept . alistair : yes , of course they will , my dear . all of my invited guests will be there , one way or another . and after i unveil the truth , the lives of my son and daughter and the entire lopez - fitzgerald family will be destroyed . julian : father said he had one word that would break up the two of you forever . luis : one word ? well , i got one word for him . listen , sheridan and i are getting married . i do n't care what he says or does . julian : luis , perhaps -- perhaps you should n't count on that . father always has some fresh hell waiting to be unleashed . alistair : yes , julian . and tonight 's party promises to be one hell of a good time . for me , at least . see that you 're all there to hear what i have to say . it 's literally a matter of life and death . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú| there she goes rebecca : well ? ethan , we ' waiting . why does theresa think she has any rights to this baby ? ethan : actually , i 'm pretty sure that i slept with theresa . look , theresa carried our daughter from conception . she could n't help but bond with her , all right ? ivy : well , that makes sense . rebecca : it does not ! theresa is a manipulative bitch ! sam : i 'm still not clear why theresa is with the baby instead of gwen . ivy : that 's right . did n't theresa sign over all rights to the baby in exchange for little ethan ? ethan : yeah , she did , but , you know , the baby came prematurely . and all the necessary papers that i needed to file regarding custody were n't filed , so -- i even got a judge on the phone tonight to try to get him to sign off . no luck . rebecca : you know , what good is it having judges on the take if they are n't there when you need them ? at this rate , it 's going to be tomorrow before this injustice is rectified and my gwen is finally declared the legal mother of her own baby . ethan : the point is , for right now , theresa has every legal right to be with that baby , and there 's nothing anyone can do about it . sam : even though gwen 's the biological mother ? rebecca : oh , it 's outrageous , is n't it ? i mean , my gwennie is here , knocked out , while theresa is with her baby . gwen : theresa . theresa : gwen is the baby 's mother ? you have proof ? eve : blood tests were taken . theresa : so the -- the baby is n't mine ? pilar : you heard eve . the baby is gwen 's . theresa : i was so sure she was mine . pilar : theresa , mija , that connection that you felt -- it was hormonal , biological . that 's all it was . but now that you know the truth , you must let ethan and gwen have their baby . theresa : you 're right , mama . if she 's not mine , i ca n't keep her . i lose her , i lose ethan . the baby that was taken when i had the procedure that -- i lost my son . mrs. wallace : tell her , bethie , huh ? tell tabs why you 're so gaga over mrs . wheeler . beth : uh , marty . well , since mrs . wheeler is involved with his grandfather , martin , i just wanted to know more about her for marty 's sake . you know . tabitha : yes , dear , i know . come , endora . let me introduce you to el primo primate , precious . excuse us , ladies . mrs. wallace : toodles . tabitha : so , endora , precious . precious , endora . so , my dear , what 's the simian scoop , huh ? what 's the real reason that beth wants to know all about mrs . wheeler , huh ? so beth hopes to use mrs . wheeler to come between luis and sheridan , right ? so what else is new ? oh , so you want to know who mrs . wheeler is , do you ? that 's right . the current mrs . wheeler is really the late katherine crane . and that is the rock 'em , sock 'em secret that alistair is going to reveal at his party tonight , throwing all of harmony into discord . luis : so what are you up to , crane , huh ? planning on getting all the people together who hate you and then try and kill them all at once ? alistair : do n't be silly , luis . all of my enemies could n't possibly fit into the mansion . sheridan : so what 's this party about , then , father ? alistair : you 'll found out once you 're there . julian : i 'm warning you , father . alistair : oh , please , julian . your bravado is anemic at best . but next to a red - blooded man like luis , it 's patently absurd . luis : julian 's changed . he 's not afraid of you anymore . neither are we . alistair : i 'll see you all later tonight . luis : and what if we do n't come ? alistair : oh , you 'll be there . luis : so does this party have to do with the `` one word `` that you were bragging to julian about ? the one word that can tear sheridan and me apart forever ? alistair : just show up , luis . all will be revealed at the party . i 'll see you there , my -- luis : do n't count on it . alistair : oh , but i am , luis . if nothing else , you 'd be a fool to pass up free food and drink , especially since neither you nor anyone else in your family has worked in a while . luis : yeah , thanks to you . alistair : no thanks necessary . it was my pleasure . luis : damn him ! julian : you may think you know what he 's capable of , but as i told you when you asked me to help you he antonio declared legally dead so you could marry , you have no idea the lengths he 'll go to stop you . sheridan : yeah , but he 's already tried bribery , bombs , snakes , brainwashing . what 's left ? julian : well , if there 's one word for whatever he has planned at this party tonight , it 's -- it 's bound to be horrific for everyone involved . hello , my darling . your lush blossom beckons . gwen : there s rebecca : who does theresa think she is , being around a child that is n't even hers ? i swear , the girl is like a -- like a sleazy - bake oven with a broken off button . oh -- my daughter and her husband should be with that newborn baby , not theresa . i mean , theresa 's ties to that child were cut along with the umbilical cord . ivy : ethan , given that theresa is acting as if she were your daughter 's mother , perhaps you should file the necessary papers tonight so that theresa could legally be kept away from the baby that the court says is yours and gwen 's . ethan : look , i -- i suppose i could call the courthouse again . rebecca : maybe we should call in the swat team to take out theresa . ethan : rebecca , my father is not going to call a swat team , all right ? ivy : maybe you can just have them on standby . sam : ivy . ivy : i can dream , ca n't i ? gwen : theresa . ethan : i 'm so sorry this happened , gwen . ivy : ethan , you are not to blame for this . theresa is . ethan : yeah , well , i 'm going to call the courthouse again . maybe i can find a way around these roadblocks so when gwen awakens she can be with her baby . sam 's voice : what burden are you carrying , ethan ? theresa : the blood test was conclusive ? she is n't mine ? eve : actually , theresa , there is no blood test . theresa : what ? eve : there is no blood test . i have no idea whether that baby in there is gwen 's or yours . theresa : you lied to me ? eve : no . no , i didn't . i asked you what you would do if i told you the baby was gwen 's . pilar : she 's right , mija . theresa : i do n't have time for these games , doctor ! my baby needs me ! eve : theresa -- honey , i 'm trying to show you that you are not nearly as sure that that baby is yours as you think you are . it 's just as possible that that baby is gwen 's . theresa : you tricked me ! pilar : theresa , no . no , mija , you did this . you convinced yourself that that baby is yours because of this insane notion that you have that ethan is going to leave gwen for you if the baby is . eve : you are going to drive gwen to madness if you take that baby away from her . theresa : how many times do i have to remind both of you that gwen and rebecca stole my child from me ? and they did n't care about my pain , did they ? they did n't care about how my family suffered because of me ! pilar : theresa , i know . we all know , but ethan and gwen have promised to give you little ethan back in exchange for this baby , and you even signed papers . theresa : i do n't care , mama , because i will find some way to undo those papers . look , there is a 50 % chance that that little girl in there is mine , and i am going to keep her . dr. carlyle : i finished my examination . eve : and how is the baby ? dr. carlyle : stable but critical . the next 48 hours will be crucial . theresa : excuse me . dr. carlyle : i sense tension . everything all right ? eve : it 's just the situation . pilar : yes , the situation . dr. carlyle : i understand . i 'll continue to monitor the baby and page you if her condition warrants . mrs. lopez - fitzgerald . pilar : thank you . tina : dr. russell ? eve : hmm ? tina : ms. lopez - fitzgerald ? alistair crane requests the honor of your presence later tonight at a party at the mansion . formal attire is preferable . pilar : i do n't believe it . tina : well , believe it , ma'am . and do n't be late . you , either , dr . russell . eve : is it just me , or did she just threaten us to come to this party ? pilar : no , it 's not you , eve . it 's alistair 's way . he never takes no for an answer . eve : i wonder who else is invited . katherine : martin , look . they have invitations , too . martin : i see alistair 's assistant paid you a visit , too . julian : yes , we 've all been invited to father 's get - together . martin : any idea what it 's about ? luis : well , we 're not going to a party with you people . thanksgiving was more than enough , thank you . julian : i suppose i 'll see you there . martin : now we know that alistair invited both your children and my son luis . katherine : but why ? why is he doing this ? luis : so , seriously , alistair told you that he could tear sheridan and me apart with just one word , huh ? julian : yes , that 's right . sheridan : and i doubt it 's `` prenup . `` katherine : my god . one word . martin : `` katherine . `` katherine : that 's why alistair is giving this party . he 's going to tell everyone who i am , that i 'm alive . oh , martin , alistair 's right . he can destroy sheridan and luis ' future with one word . singer : you are my passion for life beth : oh , shoot . i ca n't find anything on mrs . wheeler . mrs. wallace : and you wo n't unless alistair wants you to , which he does not . hey , marty , can you say `` loser `` ? because that 's what your fake mommy is . a doozy of a floozy of a loser , uh - huh . beth : mother , shut up . you want a lap full of hot coffee , huh ? mrs. wallace : ah , what 's one more stain ? hey , hey , hey , look . beth , beth , look . it looks like tabitha and precious are really talking to each other . beth : yeah , and you need to switch to decaf . mrs. wallace : hey , i 'm serious . beth : all right , i admit tabitha is a bit strange . she did have live turkeys roaming around her house at thanksgiving . mrs. wallace : live turkeys ? you know , i can remember when i was a little girl , and tabitha looks exactly the same as she did then . beth : i do n't believe it . mrs. wallace : no , really . she has n't aged one bit . beth : i mean , i do n't believe you were ever a little girl , mother . mrs. wallace : ah . no , she must have had a great plastic surgeon . boy , maybe i should get nipped and tucked . then i can start dating again . beth : i vote for drawn and quartered . now be quiet . i got to think . the internet 's a dead end as far as mrs . wheeler goes . i do n't think i 'm going to be able use her to break up luis and sheridan . mrs. wallace : told you so . beth : wait a minute . alistair -- you know , i could just kill him for knowing how to keep luis and sheridan apart and not doing it . that 's it . mrs. wallace : uh - oh . beth : i know how to keep luis and sheridan apart . beth 's voice : i 'll kill alistair . pilar : alistair 's assistant gave us these invitations . luis : yeah , we got them , too . julian : and i -- i think it 's best if we all attend voluntarily . being forced to go could get uncomfortable . pilar : why now ? why tonight ? i mean , theresa just had the baby . luis : mama , you know alistair does n't give a damn about anyone but himself . sheridan : how is gwen 's baby doing ? eve : oh , the baby 's in critical but stable condition . hopefully , in the next 48 hours , she 'll have turned a corner . luis : how 's theresa ? pilar : well , she 's strong enough to be with the baby . sheridan : now , why is theresa with the baby and not gwen ? eve : it 's complicated . julian : really ? how so ? eve : well , until the papers that theresa signed are filed with the court giving ethan and gwen their legal custody as the biological parents , theresa is the mother of record . at least for now , she is legally entitled to be with the baby . sheridan : oh , gwen must be a wreck not being able to be with her own daughter . eve : she was . so for her own good , i had her sedated . sheridan : i 'll go see her when she wakes up , then . eve : no , i think it would be best to wait till tomorrow , maybe till after we 've answered your father 's summons . pilar : i do n't know , but i -- i do n't have a good feeling about this party at all . julian : well , i do n't think you should . he 's doubtless up to no good . eve : well , i think alistair would be very hard - pressed to top the fact that he never told us that chad was our son . do you know that he actually loaned chad money to take whitney out on a date ? how sick is that ? pilar : we all hate alistair for something , but why -- why invite us to this party ? julian : father wants to split luis and sheridan up for good . pilar : oh , god , not again . luis : mama , calm down , ok ? alistair ca n't do anything to harm sheridan and me . pilar : never say never , luis . not when it comes to alistair . he let rebecca take little ethan away from theresa . he took away our home , our jobs . and poor miguel left town to find work , searching for charity . and his leaving so soon after antonio 's death , it 's -- luis : yeah . alistair killed antonio , and then he tried to kill me and sheridan and kidnapped paloma . i will kill the man for everything he 's done to our family . pilar : i could kill him , too . eve : we could all kill alistair . luis : well , let 's not forget that alistair has tried to crush all of us and has n't succeeded . tonight 's not going to be any different . that old man is n't going to be able to do anything to any of us , and sheridan and i are still going to have a wonderful wedding . pilar : oh . you two are getting married ? sheridan : mm - hmm . luis : yeah . and julian 's actually going to help us . he 's going to have antonio declared legally dead so we do n't have to wait seven years to -- sheridan : and we do n't mean antonio any disrespect . it 's just that we love each other so much . pilar : oh , i understand , trust me . i waited 20 years and did n't do anything about my marriage , and i 've lived to regret it . thank you , julian , for making it easier for sheridan and luis to have happiness . julian : it 's my pleasure , pilar . pilar : it 'll be wonderful to celebrate luis and sheridan 's love . katherine : that 's why alistair is going to reveal my secret , martin -- to stop luis and sheridan from getting married . because if luis and sheridan are husband and wife , luis will have access to all the crane secrets . he could destroy alistair , take down the crane empire , and alistair is never going to allow that , never . i mean , the scorn of being revealed as a wife beater pales in comparison to losing this colossus he 's created . oh , my god , martin . it 's true . alistair can destroy luis and sheridan 's lives by just one word -- my name . alistair : ah , katherine . you know me so well . not only will i out you tonight , but the repercussions from my revelation will lay waste to all your pathetic lives . [ sniffle ] rebecca : oh , i think gwen has finally slipped into a deep sleep . now , if only theresa would fall into a long , hard dirt nap . ivy : you know , i would n't be surprised if theresa tries to keep the baby away from gwen . rebecca : i 'd be surprised if she didn't . i mean , fortunately , she has signed away any rights she has to this child . and even if she had n't , i mean , what court would deny a woman her own biological child ? ivy 's voice : but if the baby is theresa 's -- sam : i 'm going to check on ethan , see if my being a police chief can help speed things along at the courthouse . sam : whatever 's bothering you , ethan , i hope that i can help . ethan : theresa . are you the mother of my baby ? pilar : oh , i 'm so happy for you both . eve : we all are . so , what do you think alistair will do at this party to try to break the two of you up ? sheridan : we do n't know . father told julian that he could do it with one word . luis : yeah , whatever . we are going to have a wonderful wedding , no matter what , you hear me ? pilar : gosh , i feel if i had n't gotten sick , we would have nothing to worry about . you could have exposed alistair at the founders day dance , mijo . instead , you chose to trade in all that evidence so that he could help me get the experimental drug that saved my life . luis : that 's right , and i 'd do it all over again if i could . now , listen , one of these days alistair is going to slip . and that day i 'm going to kill him . pilar : yeah , well , i do n't think heaven would consider killing that man a sin . the world would be a better place with alistair dead . julian : yes . despite her faults , mrs . wheeler did try to kill the old man . perhaps whoever tries again will succeed . katherine : once alistair announces i 'm alive , everything will unfold as he predicted . if sheridan knows why i left harmony and forgives me , luis will hate her for it . luis could n't marry sheridan . her mother ran off with his father knowing that his family would be in ruin . and alistair will have driven a wedge between luis and sheridan forever and destroy their chances at happiness . we have to stop him , martin . martin : yes , but how , katherine ? i mean , what can we do short of killing alistair before he has a chance to say anything ? katherine : sheridan , now that alistair knows that you are planning to marry luis -- now more than ever , you ca n't go to this party tonight . you have to leave harmony now and never come back . tabitha : so , precious , i think you should complain to your union . i mean , you 're a highly paid caregiver . beth has no right to insist that you wait tables while she 's plotting mayhem . speaking of mayhem , beth 's wild - eyed look tells me that she 's come up with yet another plan to snag luis . oh , yes , i know you want luis , dear . but my advice to you is to just be patient . anything is possible in this town , hmm ? beth : so if alistair died , luis and sheridan 's wedding would be delayed indefinitely because of the funeral and the official mourning period . mrs. wallace : oh , i doubt it , missy . sheridan has seen her father for the monster that he is . i doubt that she 'd mourn him , much less go to his funeral . beth : i 'm sure sheridan would want to show up , just to make sure alistair was really dead . mrs. wallace : huh . some families are so dysfunctional . tabitha : hmm . she should know . mrs. wallace : hey , bethie , you 'll come to my funeral , wo n't you ? beth : oh , mother , of course i will . [ mrs. wallace laughs ] beth : i can not wait to dance all over your grave . mrs. wallace : ah -- beth : but first , alistair crane has to die . tabitha : do you hear that , endora ? beth wants your grandfather dead . katherine : please , sheridan , do n't go to alistair 's party . take luis and leave town tonight , now ! luis : look , get your hands off of her ! all right , and stop telling her what to do . martin : no , listen to her , son . you and sheridan have to leave town right now . luis : look , stop calling me `` son , `` and do n't tell me what to do ! katherine : i am begging you , sheridan , do n't go to alistair 's party , please . pilar : shut up , you home - wrecking whore . you know , paloma tells me that you were like a mother to her in my absence . well , guess what -- i 've been like a mother to sheridan since her mother died . so stop telling her what to do . luis : yeah . now , get lost , both of you ! martin : if they wo n't leave town , we 'll have to go the party -- stop alistair before he can hurt them . katherine : even if we have to kill him . julian : perhaps mrs . wheeler has something worth saying about father . she clearly hates him as much as we do . luis : who cares ? i wish mrs . wheeler were dead along with papa and alistair . martin : you 're right . if luis and sheridan wo n't leave town before the party , we 'll have to be there to protect them . but killing alistair first may not be an option . i mean , if he does n't beef up security , he could do his dirty work over the video feed . he does n't even have to be in the mansion . katherine : we need a backup plan . martin : we need to be able to defend you in case alistair announces that you 're julian and sheridan 's mother . katherine : the papers that we have that prove what alistair did to me -- the documentation of abuse -- martin : right , they 're over at the b & b . we 'll need to have them ready in case alistair exposes you tonight . katherine : no , wait . i mean , proving alistair abused me may increase the chances of sheridan forgiving me . martin : which increases the chance of luis hating her for it . katherine : and the papers could turn a bad situation worse . martin : unless we get the family to see that we left harmony because we were protecting them from alistair . katherine : maybe luis would -- would forgive sheridan . martin : well , he and pilar -- you know , they might even forgive me , too . yeah ? ok . you know what ? i 'm going to go get out things at the b & b . you stay here and keep an eye on things . i 'll be back as soon as i can . katherine 's voice : pilar and luis are so angry , they may not believe the proof of alistair 's abuse even if they see it . forgive me , martin , but i ca n't wait any longer . i 'm going to see alistair now . i 'll stop him from revealing my secret and ruining sheridan and luis ' lives , one way or another . ale announcer ) introducing mr . cleanmagic eraser duo , theresa : i do n't care what dr . russell says the odds are . i know you 're my daughter . i feel it in my soul . nurse : dr. carlyle wants you to keep talking to the baby . studies show it helps preemies to hear their mother 's voice . theresa : what should i be saying ? nurse : if you 're the baby 's mother , your heart will tell you what to say . ethan : theresa , are you my daughter 's mother , or is it gwen ? i wish i knew . the only thing i know for sure is that i am the baby 's father . sam : ethan , what di you just say ? mrs. wallace : hey ! beth : more coffee , tabitha ? tabitha : uh -- uh , coffee -- yes , yes , that 's it . oh , my . beth : pretty engrossed in that book . what 's it about ? tabitha : poison . beth : poison ? what 's a book like that doing here ? tabitha : well , i do n't know , dear , but it is very informative . you know , my fluffy is getting on in years , and she 's not the mouser she was . and so , alas , alack , i have got to poison those pesky rodents . beth : hmm . i know a two - legged rat that should be killed . tabitha : you do ? well , if you have a pest to poison , this book is a must - read . beth : oh . thanks . tabitha 's voice : watch out , alistair . luis : mama . pilar : thank you . julian : i wonder where martin and mrs . wheeler went . eve : i do n't know . i did n't even see them leave . julian : had they stayed along with all of us , this would be a veritable witness waiting room for people testifying against father for his crimes . eve : yes . alistair has hurt each and every one of us . julian : i do n't know what father did to mrs . wheeler , but it was certainly enough for her to try to kill the old man . eve : pilar and luis and sheridan have all suffered at his hands . julian : so have you , my love . he kidnapped our son at birth and , on top of that , helped chad wine and dine whitney , knowing that their relationship was incestuous . god knows , he forced me to be his accomplice in countless evil schemes . i 'm -- i 'm so haunted by the secrets i keep for father , so many awful secrets . eve : he 's caused so much pain for so many people . julian : if father were to be murdered , each and every one of us would be a suspect . eve : yes , everyone we know has a reason to want to kill alistair . alistair : you 're both right . everyone wants to kill alistair crane . but who among you has the courage to look me in the eye and kill me ? katherine : i do . you 're going to be late to your own party , alistair -- as in the `` late `` alistair crane . eve : it 's alistair 's fault . he has to be stopped . julian : and i think i 've come up with a way to do it . tabitha : one of these citizens is about to pay your grandfather back for his evil ways . alistair : tonight will be a night none of you will forget .
eve manages to get theresa to see she is wrong by tricking her , but once the jig is up , theresa is more determined than ever to keep her child and gwen be damned . rebecca is still cursing theresa , while ethan heads to the courthouse to try to get the paperwork moving . he ends up in nicu , however , watching theresa and wondering if she is the mother of his daughter . sam hears him asking himself that question and wants an explanation .
julian : damn it , liz , get out of my way ! liz : oh , come on , julian , you do n't want to leave yet . do n't you want to wait for my sister to dump you after finding us together on the floor just about to make love ? julian : you threatened to kill me and you threatened to kill eve if i refused to have sex with you . she will understand that . she will know i was trying to satisfy some insane craving of yours . liz : who said i was satisfied ? julian : you go to hell , you malignant -- liz : eve , you would not believe the things that julian just said to me while you were in the e.r . talk about hot . julian : yes , i told her to burn in hell . liz : men hate getting caught with their pants down . but catch him you did -- your fiancé with me , your sister . eve : you know , liz , you do n't have to remind me about what i saw . liz : you know , i told julian that this would be the last straw . eve : and you 're right . when i saw you and julian earlier , something inside me snapped . i am sick to death of you , liz ! i am sick and tired of you trying to lay waste to my life . liz : but julian -- eve : i am so sorry that you think that i abandoned you when you were young , and i am sorry that your father molested you . i have tried to make up for it more times than i can count , but you are not interested in healing ! you are a vengeful , hateful bitch , and i am not going to feel guilty about this anymore ! [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : and then precious -- she was my orangutan nurse -- she switched the teacups so that my evil daughter drugged herself and not sheridan ! norma : i think it 's time to call you - know - who and scare the you - know - what out of her . mrs. wallace : i 'm down with that . would you excuse us , please ? man : he is too an alien ! that 's how they 're able to keep on fixing his heart . i 'm telling you , he 's really the one in charge , not -- mrs. wallace : excuse me , excuse me . we would like to use the phone , too , please . man : wait your turn , you stinking old -- i mean , ladies first . mrs. wallace : oh . well , thank you . it must be my new lavender - scented diapers . [ scene_break ] tabitha : choo - choo - choo - choo . oh , kay thinks she and fox are back on track . but we know different , do n't we , endora ? what with the spell i cast for fox to win at business and lose at love , coupled with the fact that ivy is using valerie to sideline kay , whatever kay does to hold on to fox will be derailed . whoo ! endora : funny . tabitha : funny , huh ? yeah . kay 's voice : so much for pestering fox about work , valerie . valerie : why is n't fox answering his cell phone ? if i do n't get in touch with him , the singapore project is going to be dead in the water , and i am going to look bad to fox . ugh -- and to ivy . [ scene_break ] theresa : hey . how is that , huh ? nice ? you 're safe . you 're safe with me . gwen ca n't find you , so she ca n't take you off life - support and rob you of your chance to be whole again . i 'm not going to let her . i 'm going to bring you back -- back to me , back to little ethan and jane . we 're going to live happily ever after . i promise . noah : i do n't know which is crazier -- theresa thinking that she can bring ethan out of an irreversible coma , or thinking that they can hide out at the crane cabin until ethan is miraculously cured . god , sooner or later , someone 's going to find them . when that happens , theresa and i will be arrested for kidnapping . god , i just hope fancy can forgive me . i broke her promise to be honest and upfront with each other about everything that affects us as a couple . fancy : why did noah lie to me ? he said his new job had him driving around , so what was his car doing parked at the hospital when he was supposedly working ? and who was on the phone in the background when we spoke ? if it 's another woman , i 'll kill him . ok , remember what aunt sheridan said , and do n't overreact . i 'll call him , get him to stop so we can talk . ooh ! stupid cell phone ! the battery 's dead and i do n't have the car - charger thingy . i 'll just have to follow noah and see where he 's going . [ scene_break ] valerie : maybe i do n't need fox . maybe i can save the singapore project on my own . and then i 'll definitely be in as fox 's assistant and kay will be out . `` gentlemen , what additional figures do you need to close this deal ? `` ok , never let them see you sweat . `` i 'll have those figures to you soon . `` damn it ! i ca n't open the file those figures are in without the access code , and , of course , fox is the only one who has it . oh , he 's still not picking up his cell phone . fox and kay have to be at tabitha 's . i 'll try the house again . ugh , the line is still busy ! [ scene_break ] liz : you need to feel guilty , eve . my pain and my suffering -- it 's all your fault , yours and julian 's ! eve : no . no , liz , because you could have gone to mother for help , or to our minister or to the police , but you did n't . you chose not to do that . you chose to do nothing except to blame me for something that i could not have possibly known was happening ! liz : julian forced himself on me in boston . eve : yes , julian and i were far from perfect people back then , but we have tried to make amends . and have n't you spit on everything that we 've suggested to do for you ? well , that 's enough . enough is enough . i am not taking your abuse anymore . julian : nor will i . your reign of terror is over , so why do n't you just go back to st. lisa 's , or go to hell for all we care . just go . liz : i am not going anywhere , julian ! i 'm not going to do it ! julian : all right ! [ scene_break ] theresa : now , is n't this wonderful ? the two of us here together ? i got to tell you , it 's been quite a busy day . sneaking you out of the hospital with noah 's help , eluding the police on the way out of harmony -- all to try to keep gwen from killing you . she does n't believe that you 're going to get better , ethan , but i do . i know you will . i 'm going to make it happen . you are going to come back to me and little ethan and our daughter . oh . looks like it could snow tonight . and would n't that be romantic if we got snowed in together ? hmm . then when you come out of this , we could go outside . i do n't know , we could take a sleigh ride together or build a snowman . we could make love in front of a fire . it 's going to be wonderful . you just wait and see . [ scene_break ] radio announcer : ethan winthrop , grandson of former governor harrison winthrop , was kidnapped from harmony hospital earlier today . sources tell wngl radio that the suspected kidnapper is none other than theresa lopez- fitzgerald - crane , mr. winthrop 's former fiancée and the mother of his baby daughter , who shocked the world when she married billionaire alistair crane . an a.p.b . has been issued for mrs. crane and her unknown male accomplice . noah : i hope fancy does n't figure out that i 'm the one who helped theresa kidnap ethan before i have a chance to tell her myself . god , she 'll think i broke my promise . fancy : neither one of us comes from parents who were able to stick it out through thick and thin . noah : all the more reason that we should work to achieve what they could n't accomplish . fancy : maybe . maybe if we resolve not to let anything from within or without break us up , we 'll stand a better chance . noah : sounds good to me . fancy : ok . it 's a plan . noah : anything that helps keep you in my arms forever . [ fancy laughs ] noah : i hope i can convince her that i did this to help ethan , not because i 'm trying to side with theresa against gwen and ethan 's family . oh , god , come on , ethan is my half brother -- and he 's fancy 's , too . she 'll get it . she 'll understand why i did it . at least i hope she will . fancy : `` when you told me last night i was the love of your life , i knew you truly meant it . noah , you always told me if our relationship were to end , you 'd never love anyone the way you love me . you swore if you ever met another girl , she 'd just be someone to pass the time with , that she 'd never mean what i mean to you . vows are solemn promises , and you vowed you 'd never love another girl the way you love me . `` if it 's not another woman , why would noah lie to me about where he 's been since ethan was kidnapped ? we promised each other not to keep secrets . i have to find out what noah 's hiding . [ scene_break ] tabitha : well , time for beddie - byes , endora . tonight mommy 's going to tell you a story about the night that timmy and i took kay 's cousin charity -- [ endora babbles ] tabitha : and dumped her on the railroad tracks . oh , the boston express was minutes away . [ phone rings ] tabitha : oh . who in hades could that be calling my cell phone now ? i only keep it for evil emergencies . oh , my devil ! oh , supposing there 's been an outbreak of goodness in harmony . oh , we dark - siders would have to mobilize immediately . hello ? norma : o , kill the witch tabby chop her into pieces o , kill her o , kill her this year for sure tabitha : norma , where are you ? you 're still locked up , i hope ? norma : for now . we 're just calling to remind you we 'll be slaying you very soon ! tabitha : is edna still in there with you ? mrs. wallace : you bet your bippy , tabby cat ! and norma 's not the only one with an ax to grind . you know that black magic makeover that you gave me ? well , it wore off ! now i 'm gray , droopy , and leaky all over again ! tabitha : well , that 's no reason to hook up with dizzy borden . mrs. wallace : oh , well , call me crazy , it 's reason enough . after all those years living with my very evil , psychotic daughter , believe me , normy 's looking almost sane . norma : oh . well , thank you , dear . mrs. wallace : you 're welcome . so we 're going to see you soon , because normy wants to give you 40 whacks and i think i 'd like to be there to watch . norma : bye - bye ! mrs. wallace : bye - bye ! tabitha : no , wait , wait ! mrs. wallace : yahoo ! i bet you tabby wishes she was wearing a diaper right about now . tabitha : damn ! you know , endora , that thanksgiving call they made was no fluke . norma and edna wallace have teamed up to take me out -- and i do n't mean to dinner ! `` uh - oh `` is right . they 're serious about coming to kill me , you know . oh , what is a witch to do ? what is a witch to do ? [ scene_break ] julian : all right -- eve : stop it ! stop it ! julian is not your personal punching bag , and neither am i ! liz : i hate you . i hate you both . julian : yes , as we both suspected . eve : we are sorry that you suffered at the hands of your father -- liz : and julian 's . eve : but we can not go back and right past wrongs no matter how much we may want to . and i would want to , liz . julian : so would i . had we to do it over again , we would 've given you the help you needed , not added to your pain . liz : oh , but you did . you both did and you 're both going to pay for it . julian : enough is enough ! we have tried countless times to help you and you 've refused every time . i used to think it was because you were too damaged to ever heal , but now i think it 's because you -- you like playing the spoiler . you get off on it . liz : disgusting son of a bitch ! eve : no , no , julian is right . the abused has become the abuser . julian : but , you see , we 're not going to take it anymore . eve and i are in love with each other , and there 's just not a damn thing that you can do about it . eve : you need to move on and find someone , liz . find someone to love who can truly love you . liz : it 's too late . antonio 's dead . eve : no . it 's never too late for love . julian : if you 're not at least open to the possibility , my dear friend , you could very well end up bitter and alone . liz : no , julian . i 'll be happy . i 'll be happy because i 've been able to keep you and eve from ever having a moment 's peace . [ scene_break ] noah : all right . i got to get theresa enough food and supplies in case it snows , and then get back to harmony and tell fancy what i 've done . fancy : unless noah killed someone and stuffed them in his trunk , he was definitely by himself when he left the hospital parking lot . but why would he drive to a convenience store all the way up here if there are several in harmony ? is it safer ? oh , god , it has to be another woman . maybe it 's the girl who wrote that love letter noah carries around in his wallet . no , do n't overreact . noah has me . why would he want anyone else ? ok , so if it 's not another woman , why would he lie to me about where he was before ? something 's up , and i have to find out what it is . [ scene_break ] [ kay sighs ] fox : that was just -- kay : yeah , for me , too . fox : i 'm glad we did that . i missed you . kay : i missed you , too . this is nice . fox : it is nice , is n't it ? peace and quiet , no interruptions . so let 's talk about you for a second . kay : oh . fox : still love me ? kay : more than ever . fox : yeah ? kay : yeah . fox : then i 'm glad to hear that . you know , i was afraid when i did n't go with you to the hospital to see ethan that i touched a nerve . kay : well , you did , until you explained why you had to keep working . fox : i remember when -- when ethan was still the crane heir . he said he wanted to use crane to make a positive difference in people 's lives , you know , so it 's something that always stuck with me . so , you know , when i was faced with the decision of going to the hospital to watch my brother die or getting one step closer to making his dream come true -- kay : you did what you thought ethan would 've wanted you to do . fox : yeah . i could n't do anything to help ethan . but the singapore project 's going to affect thousands of people worldwide . kay : well , i should n't have judged you . you did the right thing . fox : i 'm glad we 're ok . kay : we 're better than ok . [ scene_break ] valerie : oh , great ! fox still is n't answering his cell phone , and i still do n't have the code to access the file the hong kong backers need for the singapore deal . they said if they do n't have it in a half an hour , the deal is dead . i 'm going to have to go to tabitha 's , tell fox what happened , and hope it 's not too late . [ scene_break ] theresa : you know , ethan , the sooner that you come out of this , the sooner that you get to see little ethan and jane . and i have n't quite figured this out yet , but when you do come out of this , i 'm going to find a way to sneak them up here so they can live with us . and then the summer -- i do n't know , we could go boating on the lake or we could take long walks in the woods . and after we tuck the kids in bed at night , we could make passionate love under the stars . ethan ? ethan : we do n't need the stars to make love . [ scene_break ] fancy : why is noah buying all that stuff ? is he a closet binge eater ? no , nobody binges on oatmeal . three boxes of cereal ? that 's enough to last for weeks . if noah was leaving harmony , he would tell me , would n't he ? there 's only one way to find out . cashier : wow , somebody has got quite an appetite . what 's your secret , hon ? fancy : yeah , that 's what i want to know . noah : excuse me ? fancy : how can a piece of eye candy like you eat all this stuff and still look so mmm - mmm - good ? unless , of course , you 're feeding an army ? noah : no , no , just a woman i got to get back to . fancy : oh , my gosh . it is another woman . fancy : i ca n't believe this is happening . noah promised he 'd never do anything to hurt me , and now i find out he 's seeing another woman ? no , wait , noah would n't do something like this . at least i do n't think he would . but why else would he drive all the way out here to stock up on groceries unless he and his slut plan to hole up together in their love nest ? noah has some nerve playing me for a fool . i 'm going to give him a piece of my mind . and then i 'll kill him . where is he ? [ car starts ] fancy : oh , noah 's leaving ! cashier : excuse me , ma'am . that 'll be $ 2.50 for the magazine . fancy : what ? cashier : that magazine that you 're holding -- it 's $ 2.50 , plus tax . fancy : keep the change . soaps are like life -- you never know what will happen next . shoot , i missed him ! i 'll have to follow noah to find who he 's shacking up with . [ scene_break ] theresa : oh , my gosh , ethan . i do not believe this . i can not believe it -- you 're out of your coma . ethan : i owe it to you , you know . theresa : i do n't know what i did . ethan : theresa , you saved my life , is what you did . i heard everything when i was comatose , i heard everybody . gwen wanted to pull the plug and i would 've died if it had n't been for you and noah taking me out of that hospital and bringing me here . theresa : i begged her , ethan . i begged her not to take you off life - support , but she -- she had everyone convinced that it was for the best , and i just did n't want to let you die , you know ? ethan : and -- theresa : and legally i could n't -- i could n't stop her . ethan : and you followed your heart , is what you did . theresa : yes , and i brought you back to me . ethan : i love you for helping me . i really do . theresa : then you 're not upset about the poison ? ethan : no , i know it was alistair you wanted to kill , it was n't me . i know that . theresa : it 's just , you know , i did n't know what to do . i mean , you know , he kept , you know , forcing himself on me day and night , and the things that -- ethan : theresa -- hey , you were desperate . theresa : yes , i was , and i just -- i wanted him dead , you know ? ethan : you do n't have to explain it to me anymore . you know , what 's crazy is this -- this coma was actually a good thing . theresa : i do n't -- i do n't know how . ethan : remember , i heard everything . i now know that gwen is the selfish prima donna that she 's always been , and she does n't love me the way that we love each other . theresa : are you saying that you want to be back with me ? ethan : theresa , i want to be with you , i want to be with jane , i want to be with little ethan , but you know what ? right now i just -- i just want to make love to you all night . [ scene_break ] liz : you 'll both be sorry for what you 've done to me . julian : are n't you as tired of saying that as we are of hearing it ? eve : we are sorry , liz . that 's all you 'll ever let us be . but julian and i are moving on with our lives , so i suggest that you move on with yours . julian : that 's right , liz . perhaps -- come here -- a fresh start away from harmony would serve you best . now this is over . i want you to stay away from eve and me from now on . now , i mean it , or you 'll be sorry . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : ooh -- norma : what 's that , daddy ? [ as father ] start planning early this year , norma ! you ca n't let tabitha get away again ! [ normal voice ] oh , yes , daddy . your little buttercup wo n't let you down . mrs. wallace : and i thought bethie was a cuckaboo . norma : you heard daddy . we 've got to get organized . taking tabitha out has proven harder than i thought . mrs. wallace : normally , i am against murder . but since tabitha is a witch , since she destroyed my home with that tsunami , and since her spell to make me beautiful went bust , i do n't care what you do to her . norma : well , i ca n't do anything with her as long as we 're stuck in here . mrs. wallace : so how we getting out ? norma : i 'll show you . show my friend edna what you got ! come on ! mrs. wallace : oh , hallelujah , christmas is coming early ! [ norma grunts ] mrs. wallace : wow . norma : see ? mrs. wallace : oh . norma : my secret escape route . mrs. wallace : ooh . norma : i 've been tattooing it on him for weeks ! mrs. wallace : whoo - whoo ! now , this is clever . i 'd like to play in this town for a long time . but -- ahem -- i think we better come up with a backup plan to bust this booby hatch , honey . i 'll seduce one of the guards . norma : [ as father ] close your eyes , buttercup ! this wo n't be pretty ! [ normal voice ] yes , daddy . mrs. wallace : hey ! hey ! i will have you know that i can be quite a temptress when i want to be . there is something about baggy stockings and a cold , hard steel of a walker that just drives men wild ! [ mrs. wallace laughs ] [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , hell 's bells . i ca n't believe it -- norma and edna teaming up against me . oh , i suppose that norma 's blood lust is understandable . i mean , she thinks that timmy and i killed her wretched father during our stay at her seedy motel . we were on the run from hecuba at the time . but the fact is her darling daddy was dead before we even arrived . endora : yes ! tabitha : yes ! endora : yes ! tabitha : but norma wo n't even accept that . and as for edna -- well , she 's got her knickers in a twist because that youthful makeover that we conjured up for her has gone kaput ! [ endora babbles ] [ tabitha sighs ] tabitha : i do n't know , what am i going to do with those two loonies coming after me , endora ? what did you say ? we could go away ? endora : a go way . tabitha : oh , endora , you 're a genius ! yes , yes ! endora : a go way . tabitha : well , we could go to -- we go to rome -- [ endora babbles ] tabitha : yeah -- and visit some fiends of mine who live in the catacombs . and then -- and then we could sail along to greece . yeah , i 've been promising medusa a case of extra - strength supernatural hair conditioner for ages . and then we could sail on to egypt , land of mummies and locusts and the cult of the dead . oh , endora -- endora , let 's get packing right now , shall we ? huh ? endora : a go way ! tabitha : yes , go away ! [ doorbell rings ] tabitha : leaping lizards . who could that be ? who could that be at this time of night ? oh , no , no . could it be them ? norma and edna ? [ pounding on door ] valerie : let me in ! i need to see fox ! tabitha : yeah , right . like i 'm falling for that old disguise - your - voice routine . [ pounding on door ] kay : i wonder who that is . valerie : let me in ! i need to see fox ! fox : huh . sounds like valerie . [ pounding ] fox : i wonder what 's the matter . kay : let me think -- i 'm with you and she is n't . fox : you know , she sounds pretty upset , so i 'm going to go let her in . where are my pants ? kay 's voice : first she calls , then she comes over . yeah , valerie is definitely after fox . well , val , you 're going to leave the same way you came -- alone . [ pounding ] valerie : let me in ! i need to see fox ! tabitha : on second thought , that does n't sound like edna or norma , disguised or not . which begs the question , who is it ? [ endora babbles ] [ pounding ] valerie : hello , is anyone home ? tabitha : good grief , valerie , what is all this ruckus ? valerie : is fox here ? i really need to see him . tabitha : yes , but he 's upstairs with kay . i 'll go and fetch him . valerie : i 'm sorry , i ca n't wait . tabitha : well , this should be good . fox : valerie , what 's up ? valerie : fox , there 's big trouble with the singapore deal . kay : oh , yeah , i just bet there is . fox : what ? valerie : the principals in hong kong want additional figures in order to close , but i could n't supply them because i do n't have the code to unlock your files . if they do n't get that information right away , the deal is off . fox : ok , well , why did you waste your time coming over here ? you should 've just called me . valerie : i did , but i got cut off , and after that the line was busy . fox : busy ? no way . not busy . valerie : way . fox : oh , no . oh , no , i must 've knocked the phone off the hook when kay and i were -- oh . i ca n't believe i was so stupid . [ scene_break ] theresa : oh , ethan , the lights . theresa : it was just a dream . you 're going to come out of this , ethan , i know you are . you 're going to come back to me . i promise . it 's getting kind of windy outside , is n't it ? i just hope the power does n't turn off , because you ca n't breathe without your respirator . oh , my god . if the power does n't go back on soon , ethan is going to die . [ scene_break ] fox : i 'm such an idiot ! tabitha : it was n't an accident , fox . kay did it . and that 's not all she did , is it , endora ? hmm ? [ tabitha laughs ] fox : valerie , you know , if the phone 's off the hook , you 've really got to call my cell phone ! valerie : i did . it kept going straight to voicemail . fox : my cell phone does n't go to voicemail ! i have it on all the time ! it 's always on ! valerie : you know what ? that does n't matter . just give me the code so i can access the file and get it to hong kong . fox : where the hell is my cell phone ? valerie : just give me the code ! fox : do n't yell at me right now . my god , it 's on silent . how the hell did i do that ? valerie : never mind that , just give me the code so i can make that -- oh , my -- fox : what ? what , what , what , what ? valerie : the deadline 's passed . fox : what ? valerie : i 'm sorry . if i could 've gotten in touch with you sooner , i could 've taken care of it . fox : damn it ! kay : fox ! valerie : are you hurt ? fox : who cares if i 'm hurt ! you know what this means ? i just botched the whole thing ! kay : fox , what happened was n't your fault . fox : of course it 's my fault ! how is it not my fault , huh ? kay : because you did n't do anything wrong ! i did ! [ scene_break ] eve : we 've done everything that we can do for liz , and she scorns us at every turn . no , that 's it . it 's time that we stood up to her and refuse to engage her anymore . julian : you 're right . we 'll stand up to liz together . we 'll never let her hurt us again . liz : julian and eve are so naive . they ca n't keep me from hurting them , and hurt them i will -- in the worst possible way . [ scene_break ] [ radio turns on ] fancy : we 're heading into the mountains . noah 's woman must be some slutty ski bunny . just wait till i get my hands on the two of them . radio announcer : this is a wngl news update . state police have joined the search for prominent harmony attorney ethan winthrop . the comatose grandson of the former governor was kidnapped from harmony hospital earlier today by theresa lopez - fitzgerald - crane and a male accomplice . fancy : i hope whoever theresa conned into helping her kidnap ethan goes to prison for as long as she does . [ scene_break ] noah : i hope fancy can forgive me for helping theresa kidnap ethan . i mean , you know , we kept him from being taken off life - support . yeah , at least now ethan wo n't die . yeah . [ scene_break ] theresa : oh , god . if the power does n't get back on soon , ethan is going to die . oh ! there 's a backup generator . ok , all right . ok , all right , ethan 's vital signs are exactly the way they were before the power went out , so that 's good , that 's good . oh , god , thank god nothing horrible happened when you were on your own . whew . ethan , you 're going to be just fine , ok ? we had a tiny scare there , but everything is just fine now . i promise , it 's just fine . [ monitor alarm sounds ] theresa : oh , my god , what is that ? ok , the respirator 's working fine , right ? yes . it 's his monitor . oh , god , help me figure out what 's wrong with this thing ! god , help me , please , but i ca n't lose ethan now , i ca n't ! [ next_on ] sam : it 's not bad enough that i 'm losing ethan . it looks like that i may lose jessica all over again . fox : i have to go . kay : he did n't even kiss me goodbye .
fancy tails noah as he goes to a store to stock up on groceries for theresa , and when she hears him tell the clerk he 's buying it all for a woman she gets angry and wants to confront him . however , while she 's telling herself what she 's going to do , he walks out of the store and gets into his car , leaving before she can figure out what happened to him . she decides to keep following him to find out who he 's involved with . meanwhile , at the crane cabin , theresa is happily taking care of ethan , telling him she will make sure he is ok , when he wakes up and tells her he 's heard everything , knows everything , and realizes she is the one he wants to be with , not gwen . when she wakes up from her daydream , the lights blink as the wind blows harder outside , and then everything blacks out , including ethan 's life support machines . they come back on after a couple of minutes , thanks to the back - up generator , but the respirator quits working and she 's left trying to figure out how to fix it and get him breathing again .
kay : good morning , sweetheart , did you sleep well ? miguel : mm , did i ever . working things out with you last night left me stress- free . kay : me , too . miguel : i love that we 're back together . it scares me to think i almost lost you . kay : no , never again . maria 's parents are back together for good . miguel : hello ? well , charity . kay : ok , hang up the phone . miguel : hi . what ? kay : go away , you slut ! miguel : of course i love you . i love you , only you , charity . kay : ok , give me the damn phone . miguel : oh , i 'll be right there . kay : wh - what ? you ca n't leave me for her . kay : but i thought we worked things out . miguel : yeah , about that . i thought charity had left town , so i thought i could settle for less . kay : settle ? miguel : only charity 's still here , and she still loves me , so you 're out of luck . kay : miguel , wait ! miguel : you know what , you 're right . god , what was i thinking ? kay : you scared me . miguel : you ca n't be too safe . kay : do n't leave me ! do n't leave me ! fox : hey . kay , i 'm here . hey , i 'm right here . tabitha 's voice : something tells me that kay was dreaming about miguel . [ scene_break ] miguel : kay , please . look , i need you to call me back . luis : well , well , well . if it is n't rip van winkle . pilar : buenos dias , mijo . miguel : buenos dias , mama . pilar : hey -- que es passe ? miguel : it 's kay . i still do n't know what happened last night to set her off . i mean , one minute she 's going to break it up to be with me . next thing i know , she 's going to marry fox after all . i 've tried calling her , and all i 'm getting is a good , healthy breakfast . miguel : i 'm not hungry , mama . pilar : si , mijo , it 'll make you feel better . theresa : ah , did you make enough for me ? pilar : ah , theresa . theresa : good morning , mama . pilar : what a surprise , mija . . pilar : i 'm so glad you 're here . theresa : thanks , mama . i had to thank you for fixing my blouse . pilar : oh , my god , i was happy to do it and i 'm happy that you 're all here . pilar : pa ! paloma , venga a desayunar ! miguel : paloma ! luis : no , no , no . theresa : `` no , no , no . `` luis : paloma had to report to the station early . pilar : oh , that 's too bad . . luis : that 's all right . theresa : oh -- oh , yeah , yeah , you should make that two cause i 'm sure luis wants cadet crane to enjoy her future mother - in - law 's cooking . luis : all right , take it easy , ok . take it easy . fancy and i are just testing the waters . we are n't officially dating until she graduates from the academy . after that ... miguel : mama , these are good eggs . theresa : look , you ca n't put things off with fancy for that long . ok , seriously , you know , what if some guy comes along and sweeps her off her feet ? luis : hopefully she knows i 'm worth waiting for . was precious able to write you that letter of recommendation before she left for the jungle ? luis : no , but i arranged for a surprise to be waiting for fancy this morning . pilar : hmm , i have n't seen a smile like that on your face since you first fell in love with sheridan . luis : well , sheridan and i are finished . and fancy and i are , uh , well , let 's just say that things are looking bright for us . [ scene_break ] fancy : it smells like spring . oh , what beautiful flowers . fancy : `` these struck my fancy . love , luis . `` one of the servants must have left them for me as a surprise when i woke up . i have to call luis to thank him . fancy : come in ! oh , aunt sheridan , hi . what -- what brings you by so early ? sheridan : oh my , what beautiful flowers . i bet those are from luis . fancy : yeah , is n't he wonderful ? sheridan : yes , luis is wonderful . fancy : and he 's mine . all mine . sheridan 's voice : not if i can help it . [ scene_break ] chad : ethan , if you 're looking for theresa , she 's not in yet . ethan : ah , is it that obvious ? chad : judging by the way you went off to jared last night , yeah . ethan : jared . chad , i do n't trust the guy . chad : so now theresa does n't trust you . getting valerie to access jared 's computer really set her off , so she called me first thing this morning to put in all new anti - hacking software so no one can use our computers again . ethan : look , man , i am sorry for getting you into this , i really thought he stole the fund , ok ? chad : instead , you look like an idiot . you blame the guy for stealing billions when all he was doing was moving the money to safer investments . ethan : chad , honestly , tell me you do n't think jared casey is a threat to theresa . jared : wow , still out to get me , huh ? ethan : damn straight i am . let me tell you something , you may be good at fooling a lot of people around here , but you do n't fool me . i know you 're out to manipulate theresa and i 'm gon na prove it . jared : tell me something here , chad . does your buddy here defend his wife as well as he does tess ? ethan : leave gwen out of this . jared : what , like you have ? cause it 's pretty damn obvious that gwen does n't mean nearly as much to you as tess does . ethan : shut up or i 'll shut you up right here and now . chad : hey , jared has a point . theresa told you to back off . you should respect her wishes . jared : yeah , ethan . now why is it you ca n't leave tess alone , huh ? it 's not like she 's your wife or mistress . ethan : you want me to leave her to you ? no freakin ' way . jared : alright , unless they repealed the 13th amendment , i really do n't think you have the right to leave tess to anyone . she 's not your personal property , ethan . she 's her own person . she 's made her choice and she 's trying to move on . ethan : jared , it 's who she 's moving on with , see , that 's my problem . jared : name one person who thinks i 'm a user and a taker , just one . exactly . you want to show tess that you really care about her , not to mention gwen , well then back off . let tess live her own life without you in it . [ scene_break ] theresa : you would not believe the things ethan was saying to make jared look bad in front of me . i get it , gwen is no prize , but he made his choice . he should be happy with her , he should focus on her . he should leave me alone . pilar : maybe he senses that you still have feelings for him , mija . theresa : well i do , mama . i probably always will , but i am trying to move on with jared but ethan just wo n't let me go . luis : i get it . it 's exactly how i felt when i found out that sheridan had married chris . i wanted to move . it 's tough . theresa : yeah , but now you have moved on with fancy and you 've got sheridan 's blessings . it 's different with ethan . he talks about letting me go and then he comes up with these crazy excuses to stay close to me . his latest is to protect me from jared . luis : that 's exactly what he said last night . theresa : do you understand what i 'm saying , luis ? luis : mm - hmm . theresa : hey ! luis : i do n't envy you , sis . it would be one hell of a mess if sheridan was n't ok with me going out with fancy . hello ? fancy : thank you for the flowers , luis , they 're beautiful . luis : do you like them ? fancy : like them ? i love them . and i love you . luis : i love you , too . it makes me happy that i make you happy . fancy : luis , no one has ever made me happier . luis : would you like a ride down to the station ? i 'll come by and pick you up . fancy : i have an idea . why do n't i pick you up instead . luis : great . fancy : i 'll leave as soon as i shower and dress . luis : wish i was there to scrub your back . fancy : stop , luis , you 're making me tingle all over . luis : oh yeah , one more thing before i forget . i checked with my sources to try and find out who it was that took our picture outside the b & b , and they said it was n't the paparazzi . fancy : but it had to be the paparazzi . i mean , who else would call in a fake fire in hopes of getting us outside in our underwear so they could take a picture of us , knowing the trouble we 'd be in if it were published ? { sheridan : gotcha . } luis : i do n't know , but whoever it was is responsible for us not waking up together this morning and that ticks me off . fancy : yeah , me , too . it 's hard to imagine someone being so mean . [ scene_break ] fox : hey , are you all right ? tabitha : we heard you cry out in your sleep , dear . were you having a nightmare ? kay : yeah , i was . fox : what were you dreaming about ? kay : hmm ... i do n't remember . tabitha 's voice : liar . fox : tabitha , will you stay here with kay while i go finish making her breakfast ? tabitha : yes , of course , dear . kay : you do n't have to a fuss over me . fox : fuss ? what fuss ? you 're my fiancée . i love you , and i want to take care of you as long as i can . i mean , until i have to leave for work , which i have to do soon , so ... tabitha : all right , kay , what 's going on ? huh ? there was so much intrigue around here last night that my magic bowl got clogged up . kay : oh , wow . i went to tell fox that i was n't going to marry him anymore because i wanted to be with miguel . but before i could , miguel saw charity and he fell in love with her all over again . tabitha : oh , that 's what i was kay : he lied to me , tabitha . all that talk about him being over her was a big lie . they could n't keep their hands off each other . tabitha : just how touchy - feely were they ? kay : well , if charity came back a virgin , she 's not one anymore . tabitha : oh ! kay : simone was right . miguel 's just a filthy , lying bastard . [ scene_break ] fancy : i 'll be over soon . luis : ca n't wait . oh , fancy -- i love you . fancy : i love you , too . luis : hey , bro , i was n't finished . miguel : i 'm sorry . pilar : miguel , mijo , would you like me to make you more eggs ? miguel : no , mama , i 'm too bummed to eat . luis : so let me get this straight . kay said that she loved you so much , she broke off her engagement to fox . now she says she hates you and the wedding to fox is back on . miguel : yeah , right . pilar : oh , miguel , mijo , do n't give up , ok ? you and kay should be raising maria together . it 's best for a child to be raised by both its parents . theresa 's voice : it 's not going to happen , mama . ethan wo n't leave gwen to be with me . jared will help me raise little ethan . luis : well , all i can say is my advice to you still stands , brother . if you love kay , do n't let her marry fox . the next thing you got ta do is find out why she 's mad at you , and then fix that . if you do n't , you 're going to regret it . god knows i should 've done a lot of things so as not to lose sheridan . pilar : que -- miguel : yeah , `` que ? `` i thought you still loved fancy . luis : i do love fancy , ok ? i 'm just saying that i regret some of the mistakes i 've made . my point is , i do n't want you to regret not doing things that could have -- or should have -- saved your relationship with her . pilar : luis is right , mijo . because you 're not only fighting for kay , you 're fighting for maria , too . sweetheart , do you want me to make some coffee for fancy ? luis : yeah , us riding down to the station together is about the only thing that we can do now . sam put his foot down . `` ca n't date her while she 's still in training . `` theresa : well , i bet you ca n't wait for her to graduate , huh ? luis : mm - hmm . the day that fancy graduates is the day we start our lives together . [ scene_break ] fancy : mind if we visit while i eat breakfast ? then i have to shower and put on some makeup before i leave to get luis . sheridan : yes , uh , you want to look your best . fancy : mm - hmm . oh ... i 'm sorry , aunt sheridan . i do n't mean to go on and on about luis . it 's just that i 'm so happy . sheridan : no , do n't apologize . i 'm -- i 'm happy for you and luis . i was just , uh , no , you know what ? i do n't want to dampen your spirits . we 'll visit another time . fancy : no , wait , aunt sheridan . what were you going to say ? sheridan : well , i do n't want to interfere . oh , goodness ... well , it 's just that when you receive flowers from the man you love , it 's wonderful . and when that man is luis , well ... fancy : what ? tell me . sheridan : well , you know luis does n't have a lot of money . so to him , these flowers are an extravagance . and if he feels like he has to spend this kind of money on you all the time , he 's going to start to resent you . and you , being a crane , you take what things cost for granted . whereas luis , he has to work overtime to treat you the way you expect to be treated . fancy : hmm ... well , you 're rich . did n't luis splurge on you , too ? sheridan : yes -- yes , he did . and look what happened to us . sheridan : look , what i said about luis and money . sweetie , i did n't mean to upset you . i just want you to avoid an issue that plagued my time with luis . fancy : thanks for the heads up but i would never push luis to spend money on me . sheridan : and you should n't indulge luis either , because then that will make him feel like a kept man . fancy : so what do we do then ? clip coupons for seafood surprise night at the lobster shack . sheridan : if you have love , does anything else really matter ? fancy : no , but getting these flowers really made me feel special . sheridan : then my advice to you would be to savor these moments as long as they last . fancy : i need to get dressed . [ scene_break ] ethan : you are not who you say you are . i know it . you 're up to something and i 'm going to prove it . jared : and what about gwen ? ethan : what about gwen ? jared : how does she feel about your obsession with tess ? ethan : why do n't you leave my wife out of this ? jared : oh , ethan , did i strike a nerve there , hmm ? what , you do n't like being reminded that you 're married ? that you ca n't be with tess . ethan : jared , shut up . jared : let me ask you something , ethan . who do you hate more , me for being with tess , or yourself for not being man enough to leave your wife -- ethan : oh , go to hell ! jared : i 'm not going anywhere , man . i 'm going to be with tess for a long , long time . ethan : go to hell , man ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : what happened ? kay : i was talking about miguel and charity hooking up last night and you fainted . tabitha : yes , well with good reason . kay , i must ask you to define what `` hooking up `` means in regard to miguel and charity because the fate of yours truly depends upon it . kay : well , what happened was this morning , i -- fox : all right , breakfast is served . tabitha : yeah , she 's not hungry anymore , fox . kay : thank you , honey . it looks delicious , mm . fox : it is . tabitha : you forgot the o.j . fox : no , i did n't , it 's -- it was right there . i must have not put it on the tray . ok , i 'll be back with some o.j . tabitha : yes , why do n't you do that , dear ? so what exactly did you mean when you said charity and miguel `` hooked up `` last night ? kay : they made love . they had sex . tabitha : oh , my stars . are you sure ? kay : yes , i 'm sure . i saw them with my own eyes . simone did , too . tabitha : oh , fire and brimstone . well , there 's no time to waste . i must round up endora and fluffy and find the keys to the ship they left me . once endora zaps us out to area 51 , takeoff should be fairly simple . i wo n't worry where we 're going until we 're safely past jupiter . kay : i just do n't understand . i mean , how could miguel forget about me so quickly and make love to her ? [ scene_break ] miguel : well , i 've got a good question for you guys . theresa : the name of a good diet ? luis : 'cause you 're gon na need to go on one if you keep stuffing your face like that . miguel : so you say you still care about sheridan , and you still care about ethan , right ? theresa : yes . luis : so ? miguel : so if you can be with anyone you want , would you want to be with jared and fancy or sheridan and ethan ? huh ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : something is n't right here . kay : i told you -- miguel cheated on me with charity and then pretended like nothing happened . tabitha : oh , stop whining , kay . i already heard that . i 'm not worried about you . you 're going to be fine . i 'm not worried about you , i 'm worried about the dark side . charity and miguel making love was always prophesied as an end to the nether world as we dark - siders know it . their coupling was to have ushered in a new era of love and understanding and happiness and peace and unicorns and butterflies and all that nauseating rot . are you absolutely certain that miguel and charity did the deed last night ? kay : yes , ask simone if you do n't believe me . tabitha : oh , simone 's gay . she may not even remember how to do the deed . kay : we saw them , tabitha . tabitha : are you certain that it was charity and miguel and not some blonde slut or -- and some swarthy dark - haired adonis ? kay : yes , i 'm sure it was them . and i will never forgive him for this . tabitha : ugh . [ scene_break ] miguel : well , who 's it gon na be ? jared and fancy or sheridan and ethan ? pilar : yeah , i 'd like to know , too . luis : all right , all right . my answer is this . things are different now than they were then . theresa : you know what ? luis is right . things are different now . pilar : oh , but that does n't answer miguel 's question . luis : well , you know , maybe it 's the wrong question . theresa : yeah , you know , a better question would be if we are happy with the people we are with now . and i would say , yes . what about you ? luis : yes . theresa : there you go . luis : fancy is great . theresa : jared is great . here , here . miguel : i was happy with kay . i was too sad to lose her . i 'm gon na fight and make sure she does n't marry fox . theresa : yes , valerie . no , i have n't forgotten about our meeting tonight with hampton coleigh . i was actually thinking about that , and i think my driver should take me to boston in a bentley limo . a bentley so that hampton is suitably impressed . miguel : i did n't even know bentley made a limo . theresa : it 's custom -- one of a kind . yeah , i 'm sorry , valerie , i 'm back . uh , yeah , i wanted to say that i 'd like my personal chef to prepare our dinner tonight at the restaurant the owner 's going to get over just make sure that alfonso 's in boston in time . sirloin ? valerie , come on now , who eats that these days ? no , i was thinking more like , um , kobe beef . yeah , and that would be it , ok ? i 'll be in very soon . thank you . magic . theresa : what ? miguel : oh , make sure my driver takes me in the bentley limo ? pilar : oh , yes , please have my personal chef prepare my meal . luis : uh , sirloin ? who eats sirloin anymore ? i like kobe beef . pilar : kobe beef ? we were lucky if we could even afford beef at all , theresa . miguel : yeah , and the only `` kobe `` we knew plays for the lakers . theresa : oh , you know what ? i 'm sorry if my arrangements seem a bit snobbish , but , you know , i just -- i ca n't focus on business if i 'm worried about everything that could go wrong . the more i can control , the better . luis : i see . so what if we were to surround you , turn into evil monsters , and tickle you , then maybe you would lose some of that control . miguel : we know how much theresa loves to get tickled ! theresa : no ! pilar : do n't pick on your very powerful , very rich sister . miguel : oh , there 's picking -- luis : and then there 's tickling . theresa : you know what ? miguel : wait ! that 's a good piece of toast . theresa : you touch me again , you get toasted . luis : she 's bluffing . miguel : whoo ! luis : i can not believe you just did that . theresa : oh , god , that 's disgusting . why do n't you get your own piece ? here , here , you want this ? here you go . miguel : oh , no -- theresa : you still want this -- pilar : no , no , no , no ! no , do n't ! miguel : oh , oh , no you did n't ! pilar : oh my god . oh , my god , my kitchen ! oh , my god . [ scene_break ] ethan : just get it through your smug head , jared . i 'm not gon na let you hurt theresa . jared : chad , are you as sick of hearing this as i am ? chad : no comment . jared : go home to your wife , ethan . tess already told you she wants you to leave her alone . ethan : i 'll be happy to leave her alone once i know she 's happy and she 's safe . jared : oh that 's great cause she 's happy and safe , so bye bye . ethan : no , no , no , no , not with you she is not . jared : and that 's because of ... ethan : that 's because i say so . jared : alright , i see you 're not going to let this go so we might as well really get into it here . you say you want tess happy and safe , right ? so i would imagine you want her to live a full life ? ethan : absolutely . jared : which involves having a loving sexual relationship with a man of her choosing , correct ? ethan : right . jared : all right , ethan , so you do n't want tess to be with me . who do you want her to be with ? ethan : honestly , i ca n't think of anyone at the moment . jared : exactly , my friend . you ca n't think of anyone . you know why ? because you do n't want tess to be with anyone else but yourself . ethan : that 's not true , jared . jared : yes , it is . you know , this whole town always talked about how tess would never leave you alone and never let you go , but that 's not true is it ? it 's the exact opposite . you never let her go . you know what you are , my friend ? you 're a man obsessed . ethan : chad , will you please tell this guy he is as dumb as he looks . jared : go home to your wife and your kid , ethan , before your whole world blows up in your face and you lose everything . you 'll lose gwen , you 'll lose tess , you 'll have no one to love you . you 'll come home night after night , spending all your time alone making small talk with your cat , while i 'm at home making love to tess cause we 'll still be together , probably with little ethan and maybe some kids of our own . ethan : why do n't you just shut up about it ? jared : here kitty , kitty . ethan : i said shut up ! [ scene_break ] miguel : all right , all right , all right . luis : stop , time out . theresa : yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . time out . see what happens when you tickle me ? pilar : who is going to help me clean this kitchen ? stop ! theresa : just let miguel eat it up . come on . miguel : i told you guys , i 'm not hungry anymore . i 'm too depressed about kay to eat . luis : i 'll , uh , i 'll help you clean up , ma . theresa : yeah , yeah , and me , too . luis : if you meant what you said about kay , you ought to go talk to her . find out why she 's so upset . theresa : yes , absolutely . no , seriously , pilar : mijo , miguelito , go get cleaned up and then you go convince kay to be with you , all right ? and remember what i said -- fathers and mothers should raise their children together . miguel : yeah , you 're right . i 'll do that . pilar : stop . go . miguel : you guys have fun cleaning . luis : ok . miguel : i 'm gon na get kay back . luis : you will . theresa : try not to eat all of those marshmallows [ scene_break ] tabitha : miguel and charity doing the deed should have done the dark side in . kay : well , maybe the prophesy was wrong . tabitha : oh , that means i 've spent the last seven years keeping charity and miguel apart for nothing , not to mention the fact that my poor timmy died because of that brat . kay : maybe there 's , like , a time lag between them coupling and the dark side going ka - boom . tabitha : even so , evil should be on the run everywhere , and i 'm not aware a single politician has left washington as of yet , are you ? no , something just is n't right here , kay . where is charity now , by the way ? kay : i do n't know . tabitha : maybe charity 's staying at your house . i mean , i ca n't imagine she 'd come into town just to do miguel and then leave . she 's probably planning to come to your wedding to fox . fox : damn . i had n't thought about that . of course charity has to be at the wedding , but how the hell could she be without exposing my little plan to keep miguel and kay apart ? miguel still has no idea that kay thinks that she saw him making love to charity . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i ca n't believe i just dumped salt into the flowers luis sent fancy . what is wrong with me ? fancy : oh , aunt sheridan . you 're still here . sheridan : oh , yes , uh , i just stayed to pick at your breakfast . i did n't have a chance to eat this morning when i got chris and james off . fancy : well , at least it wo n't go to waste . um , i need to run , so i 'll see you later . sheridan : you know , there 's a legend ... that when a man sends a woman flowers , for every day that those flowers live is a decade of love for that couple . fancy : oh , i did n't know that . i better make sure these have enough water so they do n't -- oh . they 're wilting already . sheridan : hmm , what a shame . fancy : well , it does n't matter . luis and i will be together for the rest of our lives . i got ta go . sheridan : i ca n't let fancy have luis . i ca n't . [ scene_break ] luis : well , as far as family food fights go , i got ta say it 's not that bad . pilar : yeah . this was nothing compared to the time i had made chili . theresa : oh , no . no , no , i remember that 'cause we were grounded for a week and then you took the money out of our piggy banks to replace the food that we wasted . luis : you taught us a valuable lesson with that one . theresa : oh , i got ta get that . luis : oh , boy . theresa : oh , you know what ? i -- i got ta go . pilar : what ? theresa : yeah , my -- my ride is here , and i am so sorry i need to go . i got ta , you know , get cleaned up . luis : great . pilar : ok , well , have a nice day . theresa : no , i will , i will . you guys , too . luis : mm - hmm . theresa : i love you both . mama ? pilar : i love you , mija . theresa : mama , mama -- pilar : do n't touch me . theresa : all right , all right . theresa and luis : aw . luis : hmm ? theresa : yeah , sticky , sticky . luis : nice . theresa : so are you , um , you really happy with fancy ? : luis : i am . are you happy with jared ? theresa : yeah , yeah , i am . well , i got ta get going . who knows what crisis will be waiting for me once i walk through that door ? [ scene_break ] chad : both of you , back off ! back off ! ethan : i 'm not going to let you hurt theresa ! jared : you are one obsessed freak ! ethan : why do n't you go to hell , pal ? jared : here 's your fair warning . you stay away from tess or i will take you out , and you do n't want that , man . ethan : not if i take you out first . [ scene_break ] fox : how can i keep kay thinking that miguel cheated on her with charity and have her around , while preventing miguel realizing that she 's an imposter ? i 'd better make some phone calls to the old pros grandfather kept around , see what they would do before i lose kay altogether . kay : tabitha , i mean , you 've been around for a long , long , long , long , long time , i mean , tell me , how can miguel do what he did with charity and just act like it did n't happen ? tabitha : i 'm not convinced he did anything , dear . you 'd be talking to a pile of ashes with a blob of blond hair on top if he 'd actually done push - push with charity . i 'm going downstairs and consult my magic bowl and the boys in the basement . we 've got to ascertain what 's really going on . kay : miguel was with charity . i know he was . miguel , what are you doing here ? [ scene_break ] pilar : ugh . there we go . luis : mama , thank you again for breakfast . pilar : you 're welcome , mijo . i 'm just glad i did n't make oatmeal otherwise we 'd be cleaning up til christmas . luis : cadet crane , come on in . fancy : thank you , officer lopez - fitzgerald . pilar : oh , mm - hmm . yeah , how are you two going to stay professional until fancy graduates ? luis : willpower , mama . fancy : lots of willpower . pilar : well , something tells me you are going to need it . i am going to go and run some errands . bye , mijo . bye , fancy . fancy : bye , pilar . luis : see you later , ma . fancy : ready to roll ? luis : let 's do this . fancy : what are you waiting for ? luis : uh ... this . [ scene_break ] theresa : hey , hey , hey , sexy . good morning . jared : good morning to you . you seem to be in an exceptionally good mood today . theresa : i am , i am . i had breakfast with my mother and my two brothers and , uh , we had an awesome time . jared : good . i like seeing you this happy . theresa : well , as long as i have you , i 'll be happy . [ next_on ] kay : we 're finished , we 're done ! i 'm marrying fox ! end of story ! noah : you still want her , do n't you , ethan ? sheridan : what is it going to take to keep those two apart ?
theresa , luis , and miguel went to mama 's house for breakfast and to discuss their love lives and problems . miguel ate like a pig , earning razzing by his siblings , and when theresa made plans for her day that seemed uppity to the others , she got razzed too , along with starting a food fight that left pilar 's kitchen looking like a war zone . all the kids left , leaving pilar to do the clean up , as usual . fancy awoke to find flowers from luis in her room . when sheridan arrived , she became upset at the flowers , as well as the syrupy sweet and suggestive conversation between her niece and her true love over the phone . she dumped salt in the flower water , causing them to wilt , then told fancy an old superstition says a couple 's love will last one year for each day the flowers stay fresh .
fox : whitney . whitney : come on in . the water 's fine . ethan : we 'll get through this together , ok ? gwen : she 's a little angel . ethan : she 's god 's little angel now . gwen : yeah . yeah , she 's god 's beautiful little angel . i 'm so happy that you 're here with me , ethan . i love you so much . ethan : i love you , too . i love you , too , more than anything in the world . i 'm going to get us some coffee , ok ? gwen : ok . ethan : here you go . gwen : oh , god . ethan : what is it ? gwen , what is it ? rebecca : gwen ! gwen : oh , god . julian : what 's going on ? gwen : ethan -- oh , god . i lost my baby . ethan , i really -- i really lost my baby . rebecca : damn that theresa . sarah 's death is all her fault . but today she is going to get hers . no , she is going to pay for little sarah 's death and for ripping my daughter 's heart out . theresa is going to find out firsthand just what it feels like to lose a child . hank : luis , what are you doing here ? luis : hey , hank . just going to grab some breakfast to take back to sheridan 's cottage . hank : how 's she doing ? luis : what do the doctors always say -- as well as can be expected . how does a mother get over losing her child ? it 's going to take a while . i 'll be with her every step of the way . hank : what about the situation with you and antonio ? does he still think that you 're trying to steal his wife ? luis : yeah . we 'll work that out . we both decided that we 're just going to give sheridan some space right now , you know , until she can come to terms with everything that 's happened . it 's been so rough on her , you know . she was kidnapped and loses her own child . hank : yeah . she has had it rough . luis : you should have seen her at the hospital . hank , it was crazy . she -- she thought that beth 's baby was hers . she was devastated . when i took that baby out of her arms , i think it was the worst thing of all for her . hank : it 's like having her own baby taken away from her all over again . luis : yeah . hank , it was crazy . she was so sure thathahat baby was hers . [ baby fusses ] beth : i ca n't seem to keep him quiet . he wo n't eat , and he 's not sleeping well . mrs. wallace : call sheridan . you know how he quiets down the minute she holds him . you know , maybe that 's because he knows that she is his real mommy , not you . poor , poor sheridan . poor , poor sheridan . beth : i am so sick of hearing about poor sheridan and i am sick of her coming between me and luis . if she were out of the picture , i would have luis all to myself . if the blond bitch would just disappear . mrs. wallace : do n't you tell me -- do n't you tell me you are going to plan to try and kill her again . beth : only if i can figure out a way that it ca n't be traced back to me , and so far i haven't . right now , all i want is for martin to settle down . mrs. wallace : hey . hey , bethie , i got a solution . give the baby back to his real mommy , sheridan ! beth : stop saying that . i am his real moerer . it 's luis ' baby , and it 's my baby , too . mrs. wallace : angels , angels , angels in heaven , hear me ! please expose beth for the psycho liar that she is . let sheridan and luis realize the awful things that beth has done , please -- kidnapping sheridan 's baby , passing it off as her own ! mercy , mercy , mercy ! help me , angels above . are you hearing me ? angel : what beth is doing breaks my heart . separating sheridan from her own child -- ca n't we do anything about it ? man : we can not interfere . angel : there must be some way sheridan can find her baby . yes , sheridan , sleep . dream of your baby . the unconscious mind is a very powerful thing . sheridan : you 're back in mommy 's arms . mommy loves you so much . you listen . mommy may not be where you can see her or heaher or feel r arroyou , but she will always be there with you . you just close your eyes and feel how warm the sunlight feels or how safe you feel under the covers at night . mommy 's there . i have to find my baby . i have to find my baby . angel : i hope sheridan learns the truth and reunites with her child . sheridan : my baby . have to find my baby . singer i would hold the hand of the onewho colead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe outyou keep malive you are the fi burning inside of me my passion for life johnny : pigs ai n't -- pigs ai n't one of nature 's creatures . ke my glasses off ? johnny : yeah . arch on saturday . brenda : oh -- dana : what ? my mom 's gon na be there . brenda : well -- shannon : it 's a good idea . it 's all women . brenda : i do n't think so . shannon : it 's all women . brenda : yes , a lot of women . no , it kind of makes me nervou it sounds pretty awful . zach : so let me g straight . she kissed both i wanted to understand . humming nicole : where 's the smile . come on , there it is . , boy . i mean -- it tracks illusio forget it . damn ! ow what ? man is for me ? sha randy ko has been more of a it 's not friend to me than any man i 've l ever known . know , randy : and it even works . see ? randy : i mean , forget the fact , all right , that you set g ] will . of course they a - action . ? a - always . b - b - c , closing . > > shannon : i know it 's not randy ko . ou shannon : uh , there was some was zmerng . fire but i did n't fire him . gavin . johnny : watch out , i 've got a clear shot . luis : better get over to the cottage . it 's going to be a rough day for sheridan . hank : you think it 's a good idea to have sheridan go to the funeral of ethan and gwen 's baby ? luis : well , gwen 's her best friend . she 's determined to be there for her . but i do think when e e sees that little coffin , it 's -- it 's going to be too much for her . it 's just a horrible reminder that she 'll never see our child again . let 's go . [ baby fusses ] beth : hush , sweetheart . mrs. wallace : angels in heaven , answer me ! beth : mother , shut up . your babbling is not helping . maybe a bottle will . come on , baby . come on . take it . he wo n't take it . come on , let 's just go to the funeral . precious , get the stroller . mrs. wallace : hey , hey -- it is too early to go to the funeral . beth : we will take the long way . maybe the drive will help calm the baby . mrs. wallace : the only thing that 's going to calm that baby -- beth : oror we will take a walk . just stop your arguing and let 's go . i 'm sure a change of scenery will help . it just has to . angel : will sheridan discover beth 's secrets ? i do hope it all comes out . man : we can not interfere . angel : it just seems so sad , seeing a mother separated from her child . shidan : find my baby . i 've got to find my baby . fox : i ca n't believe you 're here . am i dreaming ? ititney : well , come on in and find out . fox : these fantasies are going to kill me . well , i better hurry up . i do n't want to be late for sarah 's funeral . i wonder if whitney 's going to be there . theresa : all right . u just finish up your bagel , and i am going to finish up my makeup . whitney : theresa , do n't do this . no good can come of it . theresa : i have to , whitney . whitney : just do n't do it , please . pilar : do n't do what ? theresa : mama . pilar : what are you doing , theresa ? theresa : all right , you just keep eating that bagel . whitney : tell her . theresa : i 'm feeding little ethan , mama , that 's all . pilar : and what else are you doing ? theresa : i 'm getting ready to go to the funeral . pilar : funeral ? for ethan and gwen 's baby ? theresa : yes . pilar : are you out of your mind ? you ca n't go to sarah 's funeral . i wo n't allow it . theresa : what do you mean , i ca n't go to the funeral ? pilar : just that . you are not to attend . theresa : but i need to be there to support ethan . pilar : theresa , are you crazy ? please , whitney , can you talk to her ? whitney : no , no , i have tried , but she wo n't listen to me , mrs . lopez fitzgerald . theresa : look , i have to talk to ethan , ok ? i need to see him . pilar : what could you possibly have to talk to ethan about ? theresa : rebecca . last night , she said something that -- it just sent a chill down my spine . you know , it haunted me all night . pilar : what did she say ? theresa : well , i was talking to julian and -- you know , about having full custody of little ethan . and rebecca said , `` well , all that may change tomorrow . `` pilar : change ? what do you mean ? change how ? theresa : i do n't know , but that 's what 's worrying me . i 'm afraid that julian and rebecca are going to try to take little ethan away from me . rebecca : i spoke to clarice earlier . julian : who ? rebecca : the social worker . she confirmed what she said last night . she 's going to take little ethan away from theresa today . julian : have you really thought this through ? rebecca : outside of our wedding , i have thought of nothing else . julian : and there 's nothing i can do -- rebecca : no , to stop me ? no . and if you try to do that , i will go directly to t.c . and tell him about your lurid affair with his wife , and i know you do n't want anything to happen to your precious eve . julian : no . rebecca : oh , look at my poor gwen . i mean , the pain in her eyes -- gwen is going to bear the scar of losing her chilfofor the rest of her life . well , i am going to see to it that theresa bears the same scar forever . whitney : do you really think that julian and rebecca would try to steal little ethan away from you ? theresa : you know , i just would n't put anything past them . i mean , especially rebecca . she hates me . she 'd do anything to hurt me . pilar : she 's bluffing , mija . she likes to play the big , powerful woman and scare people . theresa : well , she 's got me scared , mama . and this is more than just her playing the powerful woman . once she marries julian , she 's going to have that power -- more power than she 's ever dreamed of . that 's why i have to talk to ethan as soon as possible . pilar : i do n't follow , mija . theresa : he 's my attorney , so i need a plan just in case julian and rebecca try to take my son away from me . little ethan : mommy . theresa : hey , what 's up ? ooh . no , i could n't live without you , and i 'm not going to let rebecca take you away from me . julian : gwen , here 's your water . gwen : thank you . rebecca : gwen -- gwen , how are you feeling ? gwen : better . rebecca : is there anything we can do for you ? have you eaten ? gwen : i ca n't eat . julian : if there 's anything we can do to make today less stressful -- gwen : thank you , julian . that 's very kind of you . rebecca : well , at least your husband is here by your side . oh , i am so glad you two are back together . gwen : so am i . ethan : gwen 's my wife , and i love her . and i 'll always be here for her . rebecca : since you two are back together , why is n't gwen wearing her wedding ring ? ethan : theresa has it . rebecca : what ? ethan : gwen got upset , she threw it at theresa , and she kept it . rebecca : she kept it ? ooh , the gall -- no , no , no . i want you to go get theresa and get that ring back . ethan : rebecca , we have the funeral . rebecca : yes , yes , the funeral , and i would n't be surprised if she tried to show up there . so , ethan , you 've got to get the ring and tell her to stay away from this funeral . gwen : oh , god . you do n't think she would dare show up , do you ? rebecca : i would not put it past her . but i swear to god , if she does , i am going to kill her myself . ethan : it 's up to you . gwen : i want you to stay here with me . i need you . rebecca : well , i 'll be here with you , honey , and so will julian . and -- oh , and fox will stay with you , too . i mean , he was so good to you in los angeles . gwen : i know , but ethan -- i need ethan . rebecca : no , no . ethan is going to take care of theresa , and he 's going to get the ring back . it 's for the best . trust me . gwen : well , i guess it would be nice to have my ring back . ethan : ok . then i wo n't be long , ok ? promise . rebecca : ethan -- ethan , we 'll meet you at the cemetery . just tell theresa to stay away from the funeral . ethan : of course . rebecca : oh . oh -- and , ethan , be sure to get the ring back , ok ? i mean , it 's worth a fortune . ooh -- i hope she has n't hocked it . rebecca : gwen , everything is going to be ok , i promise you . today , theresa is going to get exactly what she deserves . al gwen : what are you talking about ? ! ó # ç3ñ # ç # 9i9og # laesndenem , ea weom anyo julian : you know , i saw you earlier at the ice rink with whitney . fox : so what ? julian : so , i warned you to staawaway from her . fox : hmm . and when was the last time i listened to a single word you ever told me ? who knows ? maybe , just maybe , someday you can marry dr . russell , right , and i can marry whitney . we can both be with the women we love . who am i kidding ? who am i kidding ? i think once rebecca sees her signature on that marriage certificate , she 's going to attach herself to you like a leech . you 're never going to be able to get rid of her . congratulations . gwen : what do you mean , theresa 's going to get exactly what she deserves ? what are you up to ? rebecca : well , i -- if you must know , i set a plan in motion where little ethan is going to be taken away from theresa . gwen : really ? rebecca : well , she has to pay for what she 's done to you . she has to pay for little sarah 's death . oh . you think i 'm horrible , do n't you ? gwen : no , mother , i do n't think you 're horrible at all . little ethan : bad guy . whitney : the bad guys ? pilar : theresa , i understand you being fearful , but today is not the day to talk to ethan about this . theresa : it just -- it ca n't wait . pilar : look , rebecca ca n't do anything about this -- not today , not with the funeral . let ethan grieve . ok ? and as far as him being your attorney , i think you should find somebody else . theresa : i can't . no , ethan is the best . he 's the only one who could help me fight rebecca and julian if they were to try to take little ethan away from me . pilar : the man has problems of his own , mija . he 's thinking about the loss of his daughter . you ca n't expect ethan to be interested in your problems , real or imagined . theresa : i just -- i have the strongest feeling . pilar : well , in a couple of days , if you still have this strong feeling , then you 'll do something about it . theresa : and what if it 's too late , mama ? pilar : listen to me . look at me . the last thing that ethan is thinking about right now is you . [ knock on door ] theresa : ethan -- ethan : hi . theresa : please , come on . ethan : look , theresa , i ca n't stay . theresa : i know you have the funeral . ethan : yeah . that 's why i 'm here -- to tell you not to come . theresa : what ? ethan : theresa , you ca n't come to the funeral . i do n't want you there . luis : why 's the door open ? antonio ? antonio , what e hell are you doing here ? antonio : what are you doing here ? luis : i brought sheridan breakfast , that 's what . antonio : well , you know what ? i 'm her husband . i can get her breakfast . and what are you doing , just barging in like this ? luis : yeah , hello . the door was wide open . anyways , never mind that . i thought we had a deal that we were going to give sheridan some space . what the hell you doing sleeping here ? antonio : legally , we 're still married , and i happen to live here . luis : not for long . antonio : what 'd you just say ? luis : where 's sheridan ? antonio : i assume she 's in her bedroom , sleeping . where the hell do you think you 're going ? luis : that 's great . she 's not here . antonio : what ? luis : these are footprints made with bare feet . oh , my god . sheridan must have been sleepwalking again . oh , good job , antonio . you ca n't even take care of sheridan for one damn night . antonio : you know what ? i 'm about sick of your mouth . luis : is that right ? hank : come on , guys . this is n't helping . if sheridan is sleepwalking , we have to find her before something happens . luis : let 's go . antonio : hank 's right . come on . sheridan : my baby . [ baby fusses ] beth : hush , baby . why wo n't he stop fussing ? shh ! mrs. wallace : oh . you can hush , you can coo , you can threaten , and you can beg . but that baby 's not going to stop fussing till it 's back in its real mommy 's arms . beth : would you please stop saying that . mrs. wallace : you want that baby to be quiet , you give him back to sheridan . huh ? hey , sheridan ! over here ! sheridan ! what 's the matter ? is she deaf ? beth : she 's sleepwalking again . mrs. wallace : what ? oh , no . beth : she 's going to sleepwalk right off that cliff . mrs. wallace : oh , no . sheridan : yeah . my wish is coming true , mother . sheridan 's going to die , and all i have to do is stand back and watch . who will he surround himself with now that he 's surrounded by these two ? from ottawa beginning thursday , his choices for cabinet . kevin newman 'll be there , so you 'll see who 's in and who 's out . the paul martin cabinet revealed on global national beginning thursday . singer : you are my passion for life gwen : i know i should feel awful about what you 're going to do to theresa , and on some level i do . rebecca : and what level would that be ? gwen : as a mother . i know the pain she 's going to experience when that social worker goes to take her little boy from her . and i guess i feel bad for theresa , somewhat . you know , but i know that little ethan 's going to have a much better -- much better life away from her . i mean , he will be -- he will be far better off away from that woman . rebecca : oh , of course he will be , and i will make sure that we get the very best nannies to take care of him . gwen : theresa will know that her little boy is alive , and i have to live every day knowing that my sarah is gone . rebecca : gwen . theresa : you do n't want me to go to the funeral ? ethan : no . theresa : i just -- i wanted to be there to support you . ethan : i know , and i appreciate that , but it just would not be good for gwen to see you , and surely you understand that . theresa : of course . in that case , i wo n't -- i wo n't go to the funeral . ethan : well , i -- i have to get going -- theresa : ethan , wait . i just have a quick question , as my attorn .. ethan : theresa , we already talked about why i ca n't be your attorney . theresa : i know . it 's just rebecca -- she said something to me last night . i 'm afraid that she 's going to try to take little ethan away from me . ethan : well , i would n't pay any attention to rebecca , ok ? she 's much more bravado than she is substance . theresa : i 'm glad to hear you say that . it makes me feel much better . ethan : listen , theresa , i want you to know gwen and i are back together and we have worked things out . theresa : yeah . i saw you guys last night , and i thought that you might have reconciled . ethan : i love her , and we 're going to be together forever . theresa : i understand why you say that -- ethan : wait , just wait . i do n't -- i do n't want you to say anything about fate or about your feelings for me . just -- for a change , i want you just to hear me out and listen to what i have to say . you and i can not be together . i love gwen , she is my wife , and she 's going to stay my wife . do you understand that ? theresa : is there anything else ? ethan : yes . i need gwen 's wedding ring back . theresa : oh . ethan : please ? theresa : of course . ethan : thank you . and there is one other thing . theresa : what ? ethan : i 'm sorry , but you and i ca n't have contact anymore . theresa : what ? ethan : we ca n't see each other ever again . theresa : we ca n't see each other ever again ? ethan : that 's right . theresa : well , can i at least , like , call you on the phone ? we can talk about -- ethan : no -- not -- no . i 'm sorry . i have to go . goodbye . angel : she 's going to walk straight off that cliff . she 'll fall to her death . we have to help her . man : we can't . angel : so we just do nothing ? man : we must n't interfere . beth : come on , sheridan . just a couple more steps . luis : sheridan ! anninio : no , sheridan , stop ! mrs. wallace : luis to the rescue . beth : oh , damn it . luis : sheridan -- antonio : sheridan , sheridan -- mrs . wallace : true love wins out again . beth : shut up . hank : she 's still asleep . luis : sheridan . you 're not supposed to wake up someone who 's sleepwalking . come on . let 's get her back to the cottage . sheridan : luis ? where am i ? luis : you do n't remember coming here ? sheridan : where ? antonio : the cliffs . you almost went off the edge . sheridan : oh , god . luis : sheridan , what 's the last thing that you remember ? sheridan : i remember hearing my baby crying . it was so real . luis : it must have been a dream . sheridan : no , no , i heard my baby crying . my child needed me . [ baby cries ] beth : shh , shh , shh . sheridan : there . do n't you hear it , luis ? that was my baby . my baby 's here ! beth : shh . gwen : oh , god . ethan : gwen -- rebecca : ethan -- ethan , did you get the ring ? [ gwen sobs ] ethan : honey -- gwen : ethan , our -- our baby girl -- she 's gone forever . pilar : theresa ? what happened ? what did ethan say ? theresa : he said he never wants to see me again . little ethan : look , mommy . whitney : he drew you a picture . theresa : oh , my . that -- that is a beautiful photo . look at that picture -- yes ! yoyou are beautiful . i love you . hey , can you do me a favor ? can you draw me another one ? little ethan : ok . theresa : yeah , ok . thank you . i just do n't want him to see me crying . whitney : i know it 's hard , honey , but it really is for the best . theresa : how ? to think that i 'm never going to see him again or hear his voice . how am i going to survive that one ? pilar : you have little ethan . theresa : yeah . pilar : he will keep you focused . theresa : because i love him . i love him . pilar : you know , you and paloma , miguel , luis , antonio -- all of you -- you are what kept me sane when your father disappeared . theresa : i just hurt so much , mama . pilar : i know . i know . but in time , you know what ? the pain will be gone , and you will feel like old theresa again . theresa : well , i hope you 're right . pilar : i need to go . i do n't want to be late for the funeral , ok ? theresa : ok . whitney : oh , i actually better go , too . are you sure you 're going to be ok ? theresa : yeah , i 'm going to be fine . ok . pilar : you 're sure , right ? you 're going to be ok ? theresa : yes , mama , thank you . i 've got my son . pilar : ok . theresa : i love you . pilar : i love you , too . theresa : ok . theresa : hey , sweetheart . would you like me to read you a story ? little ethan : please ! theresa : yay . come here . ooh . ok . what do you think ? oh , yeah . ok , we 've got this and this . let 's see here . let 's find a good one . let 's see . aha . all right . ok . `` the little boy sat by the side of the road , watching the cars and trucks whizzing by . only his head moved from side to side , as he seemed to be wondering which direction to go in . and the more he wondered , the sadder he became because he was lost and all alone . he did n't know where his mother was . she had taken him to the park , and they played hide - and - seek , but he had gone too far , run into the woods . `` well , i 'm never , ever going to let you get lost , little ethan . i 'm not going to let anyone or anything take you away from me . i 'm always going to be with you . did you know that , cutie pie ? always . [ knock on door ] theresa : maybe your abuela forgot something . ok , let 's -- i 'm going to answer the door . i 'm going to put you here , and i will be right back , ok ? all right . clarice : theresa lopez fitzgerald ? theresa : yeah . may i help you ? sheridan : did you hear that , luis ? my baby 's crying . luis : sheridan , wait , wait . sheridan : the cries came from over there . luis : sheridan , there were no cries . sheridan : no , i could hear my child crying . antonio : we did n't hear anything , though . sheridan : what ? antonio : we did n't hear anything . sheridan : no . i could hear my baby crying . hank : sheridan , it must have been the ocean . sheridan : i thought -- i was so sure -- antonio : it 's cold out here . look , let 's get you back to the cottage before you freeze . come on . luis : we have to go to sarah 's funeral , sheridan . sheridan : oh , god . sarah 's funeral . poor gwen . luis : come on . beth : oh , my god , that was close . mrs. wallace : for pity 's sake , will you give that baby back to his real mommy ? beth : what ? mrs. wallace : what are you thinking ? what are you thinking ? beth : maybe -- maybe there 's a way for sheridan to disappear without it being traced back to me . mrs. wallace : oh . oh . angel : will beth never leave poor sheridan alone ? gwen : our baby . ethan , our sweet little sarah . rebecca : theresa is going to pay for this . i mean , any time now , she is going to get the word , and then they are going to come and take her child away . and theresa is going to understand gwen 's pain . damn theresa . damn her to hell . theresa : may i help you ? clarice : my name is clarice robbins . i 'm from the harmony child protective services , and i have these papers to serve you . theresa : papers ? what papers ? clarice : they 're self - explanatory . theresa : neglect ? i 'm sorry , what is this about ? clarice : officer . theresa : you ca n't just barge in here . clarice : those papers in your hand say that i can , for the safety of the child . theresa : the safety ? do n't you touch him ! clarice : come on , little ethan . theresa : stay away from my son ! officer : take it easy . theresa : `` take it easy `` ? she 's trying to steal my son ! clarice : theresa lopez fitzgerald , you are officially informed that the state has decided that you are an unfit parent and this child is to be taken from you . theresa : no ! do n't you take him ! officer : easy . theresa : do n't you take him ! officer : easy . theresa : no ! no ! please , no , no -- mrs . wallace : what are you planning to do to poor sheridan now ? beth : nothing . sheridan 's going to kill herself . gwen : theresa is going to pay for killing this child . clarice : as of today , this boy is no longer your child . theresa : he wants to be with me ! i want my son !
beth organizes a suicide . ethan knows that he has to keep his wife protected . eve plans to escort sheridan to the funeral . father lonigan starts the service . fox wants to marry his true love young , so that he does n't go through what his father did . gwen accepts a ring . julian gives advice on family values . luis and a rival argue over what a loved one should do .
whitney : oh , god , i do n't know how i 'm going to tell my father i 'm pregnant . fox : look , he may get a little upset , ok ? but think of it this way . it 's not like you 're some knocked - up teenager . i mean , you 're a grown woman . you 're in a committed relationship with me , the father of your baby , right ? whitney : yeah , yeah , yeah , you know , i 'm a grown woman . i mean , having a baby is n't the worst thing in the world . right ? fox : well , it 's our baby . we 're pregnant together . whitney : right . t.c . : what ? whitney , you 're pregnant ? liz : t.c . , do n't get crazy now . t.c . : whitney , you 're pregnant by a crane ? damn it . damn it all to hell ! tabitha : oh , that 's a marvelous poison . dreadfully lethal . and so good for rats . beth : well , you know , not all rats have four legs . i know a two - legged rat i 'd like to get rid of . tina : ms. wallace ? beth : hmm ? tina : from alistair crane . i know this is short notice , but you 've been invited to a party tonight at the mansion , black tie , and he does expect you to accept . beth : thank you . well , of course . wild horses would n't keep me away . of all the luck . tabitha : hmm . why on earth would alistair crane be inviting you to a party ? beth : well , who cares , as long as it gets me in the mansion . tabitha : hmm -- so you can get rid of that rat , huh ? beth : what ? tabitha : hmm ? [ tabitha chuckles ] beth : no -- no . no . oh -- the cranes -- they own this cafe . this 'll just give me a chance to get in there and butter up the landlord . you know . will you excuse me ? tabitha : everything 's falling into place , endora . whether by beth 's hand or another 's , your grandfather alistair crane will be poisoned tonight . mm - hmm . pilar : i do n't want to go to alistair 's party . whatever he 's up to , it ca n't be good for any of us . luis : someone should have killed that bastard a long time ago , everything 's he done to this family and this town . pilar : and he killed antonio . that man is evil . god forgive me , but this world would be a better place with him dead . luis : yeah . do n't worry , sheridan , there 's nothing he can do to stop our wedding now , ok ? sheridan : maybe that 's it . maybe father realizes that he ca n't stop us and this party is to congratulate us . eve : so you really think we should go ? julian : yes , i think we have to . whatever the old man has planned , we need to be there and we may be able to stop it . eve : i never knew what hate was till i met alistair . oh , god . just think about what he 's done to us -- broke us up with lies , stole chad from us , made him grow up in poverty without a family . julian : then he encouraged chad to go after whitney , knowing full well they were half brother and sister . could you imagine the tragedy if chad was the father of the baby , not fox ? anyway , pilar , who 's perhaps the saintliest person i know , told luis that god would forgive him if he killed alistair . eve : what do you expect ? he killed her son . i mean , i 'm a doctor , so i took an oath to do no harm . but after what he 's done to us and whitney and chad , to kill him would be like eradicating some disease . julian : it 's all i can do not to kill him myself . chad : i just got a letter from alistair . i 'm fired from crane industries , and i wo n't inherit a dime from him . eve : what ? julian : wait a minute . we 'll see about that . chad : oh , no , hold on a second . it gets better . `` p.s . -- you 're black and you 're a bastard , and that 's two strikes against you in my book . and i will never let your kind inherit the crane legacy . `` racist pig . eve : damn that man to hell ! julian : he should be put down like some rabid animal . alistair : really , katherine ! you could n't kill me with a gun ! now your weapon of choice is a -- a letter opener ! what 's next , you smother me with a fuzzy teddy bear ? [ alistair laughs ] alistair : oh ! damn you ! katherine : oh ! you can laugh all you want , alistair . but i know what your evil plan is for this party tonight . i heard about the `` one word `` that you plan to devastate luis and sheridan . well , is that one word `` katherine `` ? i will not let you tell them who i am ! i will not ! alistair : you ca n't stop me from dropping a bomb tonight , not with that puny little -- martin : i can stop you , alistair . you 're a dead man ! katherine : oh , martin ! martin ! martin : i wo n't let you hurt sheridan and luis ! i wo n't ! katherine : martin ! please ! singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life t.c . : whitney , is n't it enough that your mother left to be with julian crane ? now you 're having a baby with his son ! damn it ! that 's like pouring salt in my wounds ! whitney : daddy -- daddy , please -- t.c . : everything that i believed in , everything that i wanted is all gone . liz : t.c . , here , honey , have a drink . it 'll help calm you down . fox : i got to say , i 'm sorry to hear you say that . you know , i , for one , am over the moon about our baby . t.c . : you know what ? i 'm sorry , too , fox . i guess you 're a decent enough guy , for a crane . it 's just that nothing has turned out the way that i planned . eve is gone . whitney 's not playing tennis . damn that julian ! fox : you know , in my father 's defense , he 's not entirely to blame . alistair 's the one pulling all the strings . coach , he 's the one who made sure all these secrets came out when they did so they 'd hurt everyone the most . t.c . : that sick bastard . he should die . liz : die ? t.c . , what do you mean ? t.c . : well , at least chad is not the father . fox : well , no thanks to alistair . he 's the only one that knew chad 's true identity , and he pushed chad and whitney together . he actually loaned chad money so that he could give whitney the valentine 's day of her dreams . t.c . : alistair encouraged you to have sex with your half brother ? whitney : yes . yes , he did . t.c . : that sick bastard . my grandchild , my first and only grandchild will be related to that sick bastard alistair crane . whitney , what happened , huh ? why the hell did n't you use protection ? whitney : daddy , we always used protection before . look -- we made a mistake . i 'm sorry . daddy , i 'm really sorry . t.c . : i 'm sorry , too , baby . [ t.c . sighs ] whitney : i 'm sorry , daddy . ok , i am . t.c . : my little girl 's going to have a baby . tabitha : precious , i have a tidbit of information for you . yes . now , i trust that whatever we say to each other is entre nous . i would n't want this getting all over town . but the fact is that this party at the cranes ' tonight is going to be much more of a humdinger than i thought . precious , look over there . your employer and a book about poison . is n't that a match made in -- dare i say it ? -- heaven ? now , listen , you know that beth wants to kill alistair , because that would make sheridan and luis postpone their wedding . well , of course , her mother is going to try and stop her . but we know that beth is one determined dame . do n't we ? mm - hmm . mrs. wallace : here we go toot - toot , whoo - whoo ! beth : oh ! mrs. wallace : hey , what you got there , marina , the librarian ? [ marty mumbles ] mrs. wallace : poison ? huh ? beth : hey , you keep your lip zipped , or i 'm going to put cyanide in your tapioca . you hear me ? hey . mrs. wallace : hmm -- an invitation to alistair crane 's party . huh . uh - oh . uh - oh . poison and alistair crane 's party ? oh , no , bethie , no . you said that if alistair died his funeral would delay sheridan and luis ' wedding . no , please , you can not be thinking about killing alistair yourself . please tell me that . oh , no , of course you 're thinking about it . what am i thinking ? oh . oh , no . eve : i think your father 's evil has gone on long enough . i do n't care what that monster says . chad deserves his share of the crane fortune . julian : well , i agree . chad : oh , great , great . now the family of the year is going to stick up for me . julian : look , i 've tried -- chad : no , save it ! because of your racist father , i grew up on the streets , remember ? and no one gives you nothing out there . you got to fend for yourself , so that 's exactly what i 'm going to do . you know , that old man knew whitney and i were half brother and sister and he still pushed me into her bed . what kind of sick , twisted -- you know , i would never have fallen in love with whitney if i knew we were family . he took everything i deserved , everything i ever wanted . and now he wants to keep my fingers out of the crane vault ? well , let him try , because i 'm not going to let him get away with this , not a chance . eve : he 's so angry . he might do anything . julian : well , it 's the crane temper . eve : shall we go after him ? julian : he 'll calm down . he 's only half crane . the good sense he inherited from you will keep him from doing anything rash . luis : i do n't think that your father invited us to the crane mansion to congratulate us on our upcoming wedding , sheridan . no , not after he bragged to julian about being able to break us up with just one word . sheridan : you 're right . luis : the man 's evil . i mean , sheridan , think of how many times that he 's tried to kill you . you 're his own daughter . sheridan : you 're right , luis . no matter how much i want that man to love me , it 's never going to happen . pilar : sheridan , listen , that 's not your fault . that man is evil . he 's full of hate . he 's incapable of loving anyone . luis : that 's right . sheridan : i know . it 's just -- you know , it 's so hard to accept that your own father 's so evil . luis : well , he is . this world will be a much better place without him in it . sheridan : you 're right . i hate to admit it , but you 're right . martin : die , you bastard , die ! you knew that if luis found out that katherine was sheridan 's mother it would tear them apart ! katherine : and we ca n't allow that , alistair ! they deserve their happiness ! martin : and you deserve to die ! katherine : no ! stop it ! leave him alone ! man : are you all right , mr .. crane ? martin : damn you , alistair ! your goons ca n't save you ! alistair : they just did . katherine : no , leave him ! keep away ! man : should we take care of him , mr .. crane ? alistair : leave him alone . i want him here tonight . katherine : come on , darling , let 's go . martin : this is n't over , crane , not by a long shot ! alistair : do n't forget my little soiree -- black tie ! the guests of honor . finally , i 'll get my revenge . t.c . : what 's next ? simone joins a gang ? liz : t.c . , have n't you forgotten something ? congratulate whitney and fox . come on . soon you 're going to be a grandpa . t.c . : yeah . i guess you 're right . do n't mind me , sweetheart . this is not what i planned . but if it makes you happy -- whitney : thank you , daddy . whitney : well , we 're going to go ahead and go , and i 'll see you later , ok ? t.c . : yeah . whitney : ok . [ door closes ] liz : well , are you hungry ? i could fix you something to eat . t.c . : no , thank you , liz . i just want to be left alone . liz : sure , i understand . i 'll go for a walk . t.c . : those damn cranes have destroyed my life . t.c . : damn you , alistair . fox was right . you 're responsible for all of this -- pushing whitney into sleeping with her half brother , playing us all like we 're some damn puppets . you should burn . you should burn in hell ! fox : are you ok ? whitney : yeah . fox : sure ? whitney : i 'll be fine . i just really hate upsetting my father like that , you know ? fox : i know , i know . hey , i know . look , he 's going to be ok . i think he just needs a little time , hmm ? whitney : ok . fox : all right . listen , this may not be the time -- you kind of said something in there that kind of struck me . whitney : what ? what did i say ? fox : well , i mean , just -- you were explaining to your father that we always used protection before , but that we forgot one time . and i was just remembering that it was the first time that we did n't use protection , and i was just kind of wondering what you meant by `` before . `` whitney : oh . eve : all that pain , all that heartache , all those lives ruined . whitney and chad -- it 's alistair fault , all of it . he has to be stopped . julian : you 're right . and i think i 've come up with a way to do it . sheridan : oh , oh -- mrs .. wheeler , no . i 'm sorry , but we ca n't talk . i mean , if luis sees us , he 'll go ballistic . katherine : listen to me . you ca n't go to alistair 's party tonight . sheridan : i know that you said that before , but i still do n't understand why . katherine : sheridan , this party -- it 's a trap . do n't willingly walk into this web . luis : oh , what the hell ? pilar : how dare that woman try to talk to sheridan again . martin : no , luis , we need to talk . luis : no , forget it , papa , all right ? i have nothing to say to you . now , what the hell is going on here , huh ? why do n't you just leave sheridan alone ? now , what did she say to you ? katherine : i was warning her . and i 'm warning you . do n't go to the crane mansion tonight . luis : again ? huh ? i mean , why do you even care ? what the hell difference does it make to you whether we go or not ? singer : you are my passion for life chad : double cappuccino , please . clerk : double cappuccino . liz : chad , are you all right ? chad : yeah , i 'm fine . you know , how long was i a crane , liz ? for like 10 minutes ? well , as of today , i 'm out of the company , out of the family , and that racist alistair did n't leave me a dime in his will . but other than that , i 'm a - ok . liz : that horrible -- chad : yeah , it all goes back to alistair . you know , he 's the one who threw me out in the streets in the first place . i mean , do you know what it 's like to live with hookers and junkies , to see people dead on the streets from putting poison in their arms ? yeah , thank you for the comfy life , grandpa . then i come to harmony , and what does he do ? he pushes me into the arms of my half sister , whitney . damn that man to hell . liz : yeah , you 're right . it always comes back to alistair . that old man needs killing . eve : how can you stop alistair , julian ? how ? julian : i -- i 'm going to keep that to myself until i 'm sure it 'll work . yeah , it 's time to go to that damn party . eve : find out what alistair wants . julian : i 'll get the car , bring it around . eve : why do n't you go ahead and i 'll meet you at the party ? julian : all right . eve : maybe there 's a way i can stop alistair myself . katherine : alistair is evil . that 's why he wants you all at the party -- to hurt you ! pilar : you 're the one who hurt us -- martin : pilar , please listen to her ! none of us should go to this party ! luis : you do n't tell us anything , all right ? you lost that right when you walked out on us . come on , let 's go get ready for our big night out . martin : come on . katherine : oh , my god . i failed . now alistair is going to tell her i 'm her mother , and it 's going to ruin her life . martin : no , if we ca n't stop them from going to the party , maybe we can figure a way to stop him . katherine : we 've got to stop him , martin . i do n't know , maybe if i got a chance to talk to luis and sheridan before and tell them what really happened to us before alistair tells it his way . i 'm going to -- i 'm going to freshen up before we go . martin : good . ok . yeah , i 'm going to get some coffee . you know , i could use one . katherine : ok . martin : yeah . beth : hey . sheridan : oh , beth . what are you doing here ? is something wrong ? beth : oh , no . oh , i just had to come and return one of my mother 's prescriptions . they gave her laxative pills instead of sleeping pills . can you imagine ? yeah . at her age , you never know . the drug could have killed her . oh , i got an invitation , too . do you know what 's going on ? luis : no idea . we should get going , though . sheridan : yeah . pilar : yeah , well -- i think i 'm going to go to the nurse and check on the baby and theresa again . sheridan : great . you know what ? i 'm going to go leave a message for gwen for when she wakes up . luis : yeah , i 'm going to go to the gift shop . maybe they have a nice plant for theresa . alistair : excellent , tina , excellent . except for one final touch . tina : yes , mar . crane ? alistair : take this down to the vault . i want that mirror replaced with this painting . and while you 're at it , now would be a good time to make that phone call we discussed . tina : will do . alistair : hmm . they 'll all come like flies to honey . and tonight i 'll rock harmony to its core . t.c . : you have hurt everyone that i love . and it all stops , it all stops tonight ! whitney : oh . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry about that . when i said that we used protection every other time before , i just misspoke . i mean , i did n't know what i was saying in there . i meant what you said . i mean , that we use protection -- fox : right . no , no , it 's ok . whitney : i 'm sorry -- fox : fine , it 's just -- whitney : sorry about that . fox : it 's just a question . it 's ok . let 's go somewhere . you want to go out ? [ phone rings ] fox : one second . hello ? yes . no . what ? oh , really ? well , then you do me a favor . you tell him that i said this is n't over . do you understand me ? hello ? hello ? oh , you got to be kidding me . whitney : well , wait . what 's wrong ? fox : my grandfather just cut me out of his will . he cut me out of his will , which means when he dies i get nothing . and he could n't tell me in person ? he has somebody call me on a cell phone ? whitney : you got to be kidding me . after how hard you 've worked for him . fox : well , i 'm not kidding . yeah , i thought my grandfather would be the one to reinstate me at crane industries . whitney , i 'm a crane , for god 's sake . i 'm the only legitimate heir . that whole thing is mine . and you know something ? just when i think alistair could n't sink any lower , he does something like this . whitney : well , he 's the devil , fox . i mean , look what he 's done to my family , with all his sick secrets . fox : yeah , well , if he had it his way , you know , you 'd be pregnant with chad 's baby right now . you know , i tell you something , i 'm not going to take this lying down . look -- i know we had plans tonight and -- but i got to run an errand . so i 'm going to do that , and then i 'm going to go to the mansion and get the rest of my stuff . whitney : that 's absolutely cool , because that works for me , too , because i have something that i have to do . fox : really ? whitney : and i 'll meet you back at the mansion , and i 'll help you pack your stuff . fox : yeah , well , that 's perfect . see you later . whitney : ok . fox : i 've had it , grandfather . this whole thing ends tonight . whitney : i 'm pregnant with my half brother 's baby because of that evil old man . yeah , alistair crane is going to have to pay . alistair : oh , just a little lower on the left there . fine . tina : mr. crane , out of your whole collection , why did you choose that painting for your living room ? it 's creepy . alistair : you 'll see , my dear . i commissioned that after my wife died . that 's why the veil covers the mother 's face -- to symbolize her separation from her child . but come . let me introduce you to the pleasures of scottish salmon , direct from the queen 's estate at balmorals . [ alistair laughs ] tabitha : oh , quick , my little treasure , turn on the bowl , and then beam it to the boob tube , hmm ? hmm . ooh ! it 's prime time in harmony ! mm - hmm . we really should get a remote for this thing . oh , look , endora . a murderous lot if ever i 've seen one . oh , here comes the rest of the pack . oh , my darling . i just realized -- this is your very first murder . remind me to write it all down in your baby book . now , endora , listen carefully . this is how the family business works . we sow a little pain , a little heartache , and a lot of guilt . and then one fine day our evil seeds burst into flower . just look . one of these solid citizens is about to pay your grandfather back for his deliciously evil ways . oh . the mystery begins . what a surprise for alistair . add a little of what 's in that bottle to alistair 's favorite cocktail , and what do we have ? hmm ? a recipe for murder . alistair : thank you , my dear . [ doorbell rings ] tina : oh , i 'll get the door . alistair : no , i 'll come with you . i want each of my guests to feel the warmth of my greeting when they arrive . tina : i was sure i heard the doorbell . alistair : perhaps it was little ethan playing tricks . julian : hello , father . what fresh hell have you planned for this evening ? alistair : julian , my boy . welcome to the festivities . i did n't know you were home . julian : yes . i took a turn around the grounds . alistair : ah . [ door opens ] eve : oh . alistair : darling , i -- i did n't hear you drive up . eve : i parked down the drive . alistair : the lovely dr . russell . welcome . come in . make yourself at home . ah , i forgot . you already have . julian : this is my home , father . and eve will soon be my wife . alistair : welcome , luis . how nice of you to come . luis : what the hell is this all about , crane ? alistair : patience , my boy , patience . there 's free food and drink in the other room . a shirker like you should appreciate that . luis : go to hell . julian : now , now , luis . where 's my sister ? luis : she took my mother down to the cottage to lend her a shawl . alistair : well , sheridan , do n't you look lovely , darling . luis : where 's mama ? sheridan : she forgot her purse and went back to the car . oh , here she is . alistair : pilar . welcome . you must be so thrilled to have your husband back home . luis : you shut your damn mouth . pilar : dejalo , luis . we 'll find out soon enough what he has to say to us , and then we can just leave this party . beth : oh , thank you . thank you for the invitation , mr .. crane . alistair : but of course , dear . you look positively delectable . oh , tina , would you show everyone in , please ? tina : of course . everyone , come with me . tina : help yourself to the buffet . sheridan : i do n't remember that painting being here before . there 's something so compelling about it . luis : i 'm not here for the art . sheridan : why would my father put that up here tonight ? luis : who cares , sheridan ? he has thousands of paintings . sheridan : no . my father never does anything without a reason . alistair : ah , mrs .. wheeler . the guest of honor . what a lovely frock . katherine : whatever your plans , alistair , i have my own . i will stop you . alistair : if at first you do n't succeed ? martin : stay away from my wife , you bastard . alistair : your wife ? since when have you two had benefit of clergy ? oh -- if you meant pilar , she 's in the other room . katherine : leave sheridan alone . martin : and luis . you try to hurt those two , i swear -- alistair : please , martin , no empty threats , please . martin : i do n't make empty threats . alistair : come now . this is a party . you 're my guests . come , raise a glass . katherine : oh , my god , martin . look at that portrait , of the mother and the child . martin : what 's with the weird veil ? katherine : i mean , do n't you see ? i 'm the mother in that painting . alistair is setting the stage , and that is the prop . so sheridan will see herself as the child with her mother . alistair : do n't get ahead of yourself , my dear . enjoy yourself while you can . katherine : how can i enjoy myself when you 're about to destroy our daughter 's life ? alistair : good evening , everyone . welcome to my humble home . tonight will be a night none of you will forget , ever . mrs. wallace : come on , precious . we got to blow this joint . your shift is over , ok ? come on . hey , can you keep a secret ? beth is going over to the mansion to poison alistair . shh ! hey , she 's going to get caught . and then when they send her to the big house for murder , all her secrets are going to come out . [ mrs. wallace guffaws ] mrs. wallace : ok , yeah , right , i know there 's a bright side to this . she could get the electric chair . but , hey -- hey , little marty could be with his real family , you know , with his real mommy , sheridan . oh , and then all of beth 's secrets and lies are buried , buried forever . and then luis and sheridan and marty get to be a family again . oh , get over yourself there , precious . i know you got the hots for luis . who does n't , honey ? just get over it , ok ? tabitha : oh . even that old woman hopes alistair crane will die . oh , darling , wait until the world finds out who poisoned alistair crane . quickly , now , quickly , endora , switch channels . switch channels for me . alistair : i 'm thrilled that you all decided to accept my invitation . julian : get on with it . alistair : wo n't you ever learn patience , julian ? katherine : oh , god , martin , he 's going to do it . he 's going to tell everyone i 'm his wife , that i 'm sheridan 's mother , and it 's going to destroy luis and sheridan 's relationship . alistair : so , let me tell you why i 've asked you all here . t.c . : get your damn hands off of me . crane , you have ruined my life . man : we found these people trespassing , sir . should i call the police ? luis : t.c . , just calm down . what the hell are you doing ? calm down . liz : everyone , everyone , please , just excuse him . he 's just been drinking . alistair : so i see . t.c . : damn you , you bastard . you played us all like puppets . you wrecked our lives . luis : t.c . , you 're not helping . chad : what 's all the noise ? whitney : daddy ? daddy , what did you do ? liz : t.c . , please , just calm down ! t.c . : i want to see you dead ! luis : all right , t.c . , just stop it , all right ? they 're going to arrest you . why do n't you just sit down ? come on . come on . alistair : let him go . he 's no threat to me . liz : thank you . alistair : i do n't recall inviting the hoi polloi . fox : yeah , i did n't know i needed an invitation to come to my own home . chad : me , either . i 'm your grandson , remember ? alistair : well , what i have to say affects you all , so you might as well stay . as a matter of fact , why does n't everyone join me for a drink ? no one ? oh , please , now , do n't make me drink alone . luis : no one wants to drink with you . just cut to the chase . why are we all here ? alistair : after i savor a bit of my drink , i 'll tell you all my secret , although some of you may have your suspicions as to why i required your presence . sheridan : stop teasing us like this , father . what do you want ? alistair : mmm . remy martin louis xiii , bottled in 1914 . ah , yes , one sip of this heavenly elixir is to die for . theresa : i am your mother , and you are my little girl . i 'm never going to let you go , no matter what . sam : will you stay with gwen , or will you choose to be with theresa and your baby ? alistair : i 'll tell you why you 're all here . pilar : i know exactly what you 're about to tell us .
each of the guests invited to alistair 's party has a reason to want the man dead , and each manages to find some alone time before going to the party . at the mansion , alistair takes a drink from his glass before going out to greet his arriving guests , and someone takes the opportunity to pour poison into it while he 's out of the room . the guests start to gather at alistair 's estate one by one , each wondering why he called them all together . all except martin and katherine , both of whom have vowed to stop him anyway they can . once they are all assembled , some uninvited guests crash the party , causing a scene , but they are soon quieted as they all watch alistair start to take a sip from his poisoned glass .
ivy : ow ! ouch ! oh , what the heck am i doing trying to cook dinner for sam when my world is falling apart ? oh , theresa . just when i thought she could n't do any more damage , she manages to sneak ethan out of the hospital so he ca n't even die with dignity . sam has to find him , he has to find him and -- and bring him home so that at least -- at least -- what 's going on at tabitha 's ? tabitha : whee ! oh , i know , sweet pea . we love kay as much as anyone . but the fact is i warned her about that spell i cast for fox . she knows that in order for him to garner the kind of success she so badly wants for him , something 's got to go . and i 'm sorry to say , my little witchlet , that something is his affection for her . whee ! [ scene_break ] fox : wait a second , your fault ? what the hell are you talking about ? is it -- how is it your fault that valerie could n't get a hold of me all evening ? kay : i took the house phone off the hook and i switched your cell phone ringer to silent because i did n't want anything to get in the way of our time alone together . fox : really ? huh . please tell me that you 're kidding . tell me that you did n't deliberately keep me from the office tonight . you know this project is my whole life right now . kay : i was afraid valerie would interrupt us . fox : and please tell me that i 'm not hearing this . tell me that the woman i 'm working my butt off for is n't the one that just sabotaged my career . please , tell me something . kay : i never dreamed that something important would come up tonight . i just thought that valerie was trying to come up with some excuse to keep us from being together . fox : yeah ? well , i have told you that all of my hard work , everything that i 'm doing is for you and it 's for maria . does that mean anything at all to you ? kay : of course it does . i just thought -- fox : you know what ? just -- i ca n't , ok ? i ca n't right now . not right now , all right ? i think you 've done enough . valerie , you got to come with me to the office . i ca n't mop this mess up by myself . valerie : i 'll do anything to help , but i brought your laptop with me when i came over . we do n't have to go anywhere . fox : great . kay : let me help . fox : we can find a workplace downstairs . excuse me . kay : god . [ scene_break ] sheridan : james , i think you got more on your face than you did in your mouth . chris : well , i see that he managed to get most of your cake down . sheridan : was it really ok ? chris : best ever . am i right , sport ? my son never lies . sheridan : wow . my first homemade cake . who knows what i 'll make tomorrow . chris : i ca n't wait . sheridan : maybe i 'll make paella . oh , you know who loves paella is ethan . chris : do n't , sheridan . sheridan : how can i not think about losing someone else who means the world to me ? even if they find ethan alive , what difference is it going to make ? they were about to remove his respirator right before theresa kidnapped him . honestly , chris , i do n't know how much more loss i can bear . [ scene_break ] theresa : i do n't know what to do . noah , where are you ? get back here ! um -- ethan , you got to hear me . do n't die on me , ok ? you can not die on me , do you hear me ? i 'm not getting a pulse . ethan , come on . you got to hang in there , ok ? you got to hang in there for me . noah 's going to come back , ok ? do n't you die on me , ethan . do n't you die on me . fancy : you lied to me , noah . you said you were working tonight , but now i 'm about to catch you red - handed . how could you cheat on me after telling me you loved me ? i do n't know whether to strangle you or the tramp you 're fooling around with . i 'll kill you both , one at a time . i ca n't believe this . not only are you cheating on me , but you 're doing it in my family 's cabin ! i will never forgive you for this , noah , not in a trillion years . [ alarm ] noah : what happened ? theresa : oh , my god , noah , thank you . oh , gosh , the power -- it just went out like a few minutes ago , ok , and then the backup generator came on , but -- the respirator started working , and then a few minutes later , this monitor right here , it started going `` beep , beep , beep , `` and i do n't know what to do . i tried to feel his heartbeat -- he does n't have one . noah , you got to save his life . please , just save him . noah : ok , all right , all right , i 'll see what i can do , all right ? all right . ah ! oh , man . theresa : what ? what ? tell me , what ? noah : he 's in cardiac arrest . all right , go over there , and i want you to pinch his nose closed and breathe into his mouth only when i tell you to . now . theresa : ok . noah : breathe now . now . fancy : how dare noah bring some slut up to my family 's cabin . i did n't even know he knew we had a place up here . theresa : ok , is he breathing yet ? noah : just keep breathing for him . just keep breathing ! fancy : i still do n't get why he 'd bring all those groceries up here . is he planning on stashing a mistress here for the winter , or what ? i was right . there 's her bag . she must be in the bedroom with noah . he sure did n't waste any time once he got here . [ scene_break ] chris : i know how difficult this has been on you , sheridan . first losing your son , then luis , and now ethan . sheridan : sometimes it 's more than i can bear . chris : no , it 's not . i know it seems that way , but you 're a strong woman , sheridan . i remember you standing up to an organized crime thug pointing a gun at us . sheridan : that 's different . he was going to kill you . chris : it was the bravest thing i 've ever seen anyone do . you do n't give yourself enough credit . sheridan : thanks . i should call gwen and see if there 's any news on ethan . chris : did n't she say she would call you when they found him ? sheridan : yes . chris : then relax . you keep on forgetting you do n't have to handle these things on your own anymore . sheridan : you do n't know how much that means to me . chris : and i meant what i said . i wo n't rush you or push you into anything that you 're not ready for . sheridan : thank you . i do n't know what i 'd do without you . and james . you know , i never really was part of a real family until now . luis and i never really had the chance with marty . chris : you never had a real family growing up ? sheridan : not even close . the word `` dysfunctional `` does n't even describe home life with the crane family . that is , when i was invited home from boarding school , which was very rare . when i was , cook prepared all the meals . i usually ate alone or with pilar . never with my father , or with julian even . chris : why not ? sheridan : well , because julian 's older . he was usually out somewhere with his friends . chris : must have been a very lonely childhood . sheridan : yes , it was . chris : which is exactly the opposite of my experience growing up . i was one of seven kids . sheridan : wow . chris : i would 've given a lot to be a little lonely sometimes . i remember we had to race each other to the dinner table to make sure we got a decent helping of food . mom and dad did n't have a lot . sheridan : sounds like fun , though . chris : it was , looking back -- all the laughing , the talking over each other . was n't that much fun waiting for your turn in the bathroom , though . we only had one to share between nine people . not a pretty picture in the morning before school . my sisters would take what seemed like an eternity in there getting ready . the fights we had when they came out -- sheridan : sounds like happy times to me . chris : i did n't think so then , but now -- now i know how lucky i was . [ scene_break ] ivy : something 's up at tabitha 's , but what ? ivy : oh , i knew it . i knew fox was there . oh , but he 's not alone with kay . valerie 's there , too . good girl . i wonder if she 's managed to split them up for the night . hmm . [ scene_break ] tabitha : where 's the fire ? fox : huh ? no , no fire . just a problem at work . you do n't mind if we connect our computer here , do you ? tabitha : oh , be my guest . fox : great . valerie : are you wireless ? tabitha : am i what ? valerie : we have to get online . kay : you 'll have to use the phone jack . fox : it 's right there . you know , i got to tell you , this would 've been a lot easier to fix if i 'd known about it a couple hours ago . kay : fox , i 'm really sorry . fox : not now , ok ? not now . do n't have time . kay : i was just so thrown about valerie moving in on my position at work , and then when you said you could n't go with me to the hospital to see ethan -- fox : we 've been through this over and over and over and over and over again , all right ? i do n't have time to have this conversation right now . kay : i know , but i ca n't stand that i messed up . fox : again . kay : for the last time , i did not release the virus into the singapore files . fox : you know what , though ? even if you did , at least that was an honest mistake , right ? it 's better than knowing that you deliberately kept me from my work tonight . you know how much is riding on this , right ? right ? what , are we -- are we all set here , or what ? tabitha : things are going from bad to worse , endora . do n't look now , but your half brother , fox , is in major trouble . valerie : oh , god , please do n't let it be gone . oh , no , this is worse than i thought . fox : what ? what ? what ? valerie : look . fox : oh , my god , you 're right . the whole deal has collapsed . i 'm done . valerie : you 're right . the whole deal 's gone south . all that hard work we put in , all those long hours , everything , down the drain . fox : i can not believe this . look , what time is it over there right now ? valerie : early morning . fox : ok , so here 's what we do . we contact our people in hong kong before they hit the office . we contact our investors here in america before the morning , and we ask them for more funding . that 's what we got to do . valerie : it wo n't work . fox : why not ? valerie : i took the liberty of calling our big five moneymen before i came over here . they said they 'd pull their money out of the deal if we did n't keep hong kong happy . we did n't . they said if i had been able to get in touch with them before we embarrassed ourselves with our far east counterparts -- you know what ? no point in rehashing all this now . what 's done is done . i 'm sorry . fox : you 're sorry ? what are you talking -- why do you have to be sorry , huh ? i drafted the damn deal . it 's my baby . i messed it up . i 'm responsible for everything that goes wrong with this , so if anyone here is to blame , it 's me ! kay : it 's me . it 's my fault , and you know it . [ scene_break ] sheridan : when i was young , i would watch reruns of all the shows . chris : yeah . `` i love lucy `` and `` bewitched `` -- those were my favorites . sheridan : uh - huh . there were those , but then there were others , and they were all about families . oh , `` the brady bunch , `` `` the partridge family , `` `` eight is enough . `` they all had tons of children and happy , loving parents . sort of like your family . chris : is that what you dreamed of ? a big , bustling house full of brothers and sisters ? sheridan : absolutely . since i did n't have it growing up , that 's what i always hoped for for myself . before marty was born , i told luis that he was going to be the first of at least six children . chris : and then everything changed ? sheridan : after i was kidnapped , nothing was ever quite the same . chris : you 're still young , sheridan . your dreams can still come true . sheridan : i hope so . because if not , i 'm not quite sure what i 'm living for . [ scene_break ] fancy : did noah really think he could get away with lying to me about another woman ? about fooling around with her in my family 's cabin ? what kind of idiot does he take me for ? i ca n't wait to find out who she is . i hope she 's worth it , noah . because after tonight , i never want to lay eyes on you again . theresa : come on , ethan . please , you got to come back to us . you hear me ? please , i love you very much . come on . it 's too late , is n't it ? [ heart monitor beeps ] noah : his heart 's beating again . theresa : you -- you just saved his life . [ scene_break ] fox : ok , hold on one second . here . try that . valerie : that might work . kay : would you just at least let me help ? fox : i think it 's better if you do n't help right now , kay . look , i 'm not mad at you , ok ? really , i 've never messed up anything this big in my entire life . never anything this important . my grandfather is going to fire me . kay : no , i 'll talk to him for you . i 'll explain to him that it was my fault . fox : well , what are you going to do ? you going to go into crane industries and take a meeting with alistair crane ? that 's not how it works . kay : i could try . fox : no , you ca n't try . he 's not going to listen to anything you have to say . he 's going to think i 'm hiding behind you , and he 's going to think you 're covering for all my mistakes , so just please , please do me a favor and do n't do anything , all right ? please let me handle it . look , there 's some papers that you did n't bring that i 'm going to need from the office , so -- valerie : i 'll come with you . fox : all right . kay : me , too . fox : kay , come on , give me a break here , ok ? kay : fox , please do n't leave me out of this . i feel horrible already . i just need you to understand why i did what i did . fox : put these in the car for me , please . valerie : sure thing . fox : thank you . tabitha : oh . uh , just -- come , endora , we have to -- we have to get something from downstairs . yes . kay : look , i know you hate me right now . fox : i do n't hate you . tell you the truth , i 'm not sure what i 'm feeling right now . [ scene_break ] ivy : well done , valerie . valerie : ivy , i did n't know you were here . ivy : obviously . i 've been watching you from the bennett kitchen window . i could n't tell exactly what was going on , but you managed to interrupt kay and fox 's night together . valerie : so you saw what just happened ? ivy : well , i could n't glean the details . and i was n't thrilled that my son looks so upset . what did you do ? valerie : that , i 'm afraid , was the downside of a gift horse that just fell in my lap tonight . i hate seeing fox that worried myself . ivy : what happened ? valerie : let 's just say his grandfather 's going to let him have it with both barrels for this one . ivy : valerie , would you stop beating around the bush and just give me the details ? valerie : all right , but i have to make it quick . fox could be out here any second . the initial problem started in the far east on a proposal fox and i have been working like dogs on . some of our investors had real concerns with the next step in the singapore project . they wanted to talk to fox immediately . ivy : so ? valerie : so i could n't get in touch with him . chances are , if i could have gotten through on tabitha 's phone or fox 's cell phone , this whole crisis could have been averted . ivy : why could n't you get through to him ? valerie : here 's the great part . kay turned off his ringer and took the house phone off the hook so that i could n't reach him . she apparently has been so freaked out by me lately that she 's been jealous and proprietary . she wanted to make love to fox in peace . ivy : spare me . valerie : anyway , as a result of kay 's own manipulation , the entire project crashed and burned tonight . i hardly had to do anything . ivy : kay did it all by herself . valerie : mm - hmm . ivy : why am i not surprised ? i knew that girl was wrong for my son from the very start . valerie : well , as you can imagine , fox is n't too happy with kay right now . i doubt she 'll be able to reel him back in after this one . ivy : hmm , but they 're alone together right now . valerie : not for long . he 's coming back to the office with me . ivy : good job , valerie . keep me informed . valerie : do n't worry . oh , and do n't forget the promise you made me , ivy . not just success at crane industries , but fox , too . ivy : i have n't forgotten our deal , valerie . and you can trust me completely . [ scene_break ] sheridan : good job coloring . chris : i was thinking , son , do you know what holiday is coming up pretty soon ? james : christmas . chris : exactly . how would you feel about we go out this weekend and buy a tree , one we can all decorate together ? james : yay ! sheridan : i think he likes the idea . chris : and you ? sheridan : i love it . that was another thing i did n't have growing up . my father always hired a professional to decorate our very artificial tree . he could n't stand the idea of pine needles in the sacred chambers . chris : well , then you 're in for a treat . we are going to find a tree with the greenest , smelliest pine needles . in fact , i 've got a better idea . we 're going to go out and cut one down ourselves . i know of a little christmas tree farm not too far from here . sheridan : really ? i would love that . maybe it 's time for somebody to go to bed . and since it 's not daddy and it 's not me , that leaves you , young man . of course , if you 're comfy right here , i 'm not complaining . [ scene_break ] theresa : thank god you hung in there , ethan . thank you , god . i -- i do n't have the words to thank you , noah . noah : hey , do n't thank me , all right ? thank the e.m.t . instructor who taught me c.p.r . all those years ago . i 'm just glad i remembered enough of it to make it work . look , theresa , i got to be straight with you . i mean , ethan pulled through this crisis , but i 'm not sure if he 's going to make it through the next one . theresa : you know what ? there is not going to be a next one . ethan is alive , and that 's what matters . thank you . thank you very much . fancy : oh , obviously some tramp . i swear , i 'll kill noah for cheating on me . ok . i 've got to be strong . if i catch them in the act , i do n't know what i 'll do . theresa : thank you . noah : oh , my god . theresa : what ? noah : what in blazes are you doing here ? fancy : me ? what am i doing here ? noah : shh . fancy : this is my family 's cabin , as if you did n't know ! what the hell are you doing here ? and who are you doing it with ? who 's the other woman you 'd rather be with than me ? noah : my god , you have this so wrong . fancy : i do n't think so . i think you 're the one who made the wrong move tonight . how dare you ! noah : look , just let me explain , fancy . fancy : oh , what ? how you said just hours ago that -- that you loved me ? and then you lied to me about what you needed to do tonight ? i followed you from the hospital . i saw you stop at that convenience store and buy all those groceries . but then to realize you had come here to my family 's cabin -- how long have you been stashing this little piece of trash you 've got in the bedroom ? noah : fancy , you have this so wrong , it 's funny , all right ? look , the girl in that room is my fishing instructor . fancy : what ? noah : yes , she 's my fishing instructor , all right ? look , i do n't want you to embarrass me in front of her , ok ? and i 'm sorry i did n't tell you , but i 'm slightly ashamed . i have this lifelong desire to learn how to ice fish . fancy : ice fish my a -- noah : look , fancy , ok , i 'm serious , all right ? i did research online and i found out that this is the -- the best place in the nation for ice fishing . and your family happens to have a cabin up here , so i did n't think you 'd mind . fancy : oh , you are so full of it ! i do n't want to hear another word . i know that this is your disgusting love nest . i saw a woman in there with her arms around you , and she did n't look anything like a fishing instructor ! i wonder if she 's missing her lipstick . noah : my god . fancy : no -- yeah , you should be saying your prayers ! remember how angry esme was when i played that little trick on her ? you have n't seen the wrath of a real woman scorned until you 've seen me ! noah : fancy , do n't go in there . fancy : then tell me who she is ! i want her name right now ! theresa : i 'm never going to leave your side . i 'm going to protect you with every fiber of my being as long as we both shall live . [ scene_break ] ivy : well , if i could n't save ethan from theresa 's clutches , at least i can save fox from kay 's . did you find ethan ? where is he ? sam : i 'm afraid not . ivy : oh , where would that bitch theresa take him ? sam : i wish i knew . ivy : what happened to your hand ? sam : i ran into jessica tonight , with spike . ivy : oh , sam , i thought she was through with him . sam : yeah , well , so did i . it 's much worse now . he 's got her back out on the street again . ivy : oh , no . sam : she is furious with me . ivy : i thought the two of you were getting along really well . sam : we were . i guess i hurt her feelings , you know , when gwen was over here talking to us about taking ethan off life support . ivy : oh . that 's right , you were supposed to take her to therapy . sam : yeah , i got so involved , you know , with ethan 's situation . i had no idea it affected her so deeply . you know , she says it 's given her confirmation that i care about everything and everyone much more than i do her . ivy : no ! sam : no , no , look , it 's not just tonight . no . it 's the way i 've been with her since grace left . ivy : but , sam , you love her so much . sam : i know . i guess some kids need more overt reassurance than others . you know , jessica 's still hurting after her mom left . look , bottom line , i have n't been paying enough attention to her . ivy : did you try talking to her ? sam : yeah , well , if you want to call it that . she 's high on drugs again . ivy : oh , sam , no . no , not at a time like this . sam : you know , it 's not bad enough that i 'm losing ethan . it looks like that i may lose jessica all over again , too . [ scene_break ] sheridan : maybe i 'd better put him to bed . james : video ! chris : again ? you 've seen it about a dozen times -- this week . anyway , the d.v.d . player 's in sheridan 's room . we do n't want to keep her up , do we ? sheridan : that 's ok , he can watch it in there . chris : are you sure ? sheridan : yeah . chris : ok . well , just for a little while , huh ? are you coming ? sheridan : no , thanks . i have a little more cleaning up to do . [ scene_break ] kay : i know you wo n't believe this , but i am truly sorry . in a million years , i would never do anything to hurt you at crane . fox : actually , i believe every word of that . i know you would n't intentionally sabotage my career . i know that . kay : that 's something at least . fox : see , the thing is , as much as i wanted to spend time with you tonight , the same way you wanted to spend time with me , i would n't have done it at the expense of something that was that important to you . kay : i know , but after everything that 's happened today , and how valerie -- she 's been lately , it 's just -- fox : well , leave valerie out of this , because she did n't do anything wrong here . kay : not this time , but -- fox : i mean , all this hard work that i put in -- the hours and hours and hours of work at the office -- i could have been spending that time with you and maria . damn it . there was supposed to be a payoff . i was supposed to ink the deal . i was going to impress alistair . he was going to make me the rightful heir to the crane empire . you understand why i was doing all this ? i was doing it for you , i was doing it for maria , for my future family . kay : and now ? fox : i do n't know . i have no idea . i 'm probably going to get fired . i do n't know . kay : hey , do n't get mad at me , but is it possible that maybe valerie is just making things look bad to cause problems between you and me ? fox : hold on , hold on a second . stop , stop right there . are you suggesting that valerie orchestrated this entire thing ? that she rigged the deal to go bad just to make you look bad ? is that what you 're saying ? kay : ok , i know that that sounds far - fetched , but she 's been so aggressive with you lately . fox : you know what ? you sound pretty paranoid and irrational . so please stop before you say something that you 're going to regret , ok ? kay : but i -- fox : your suspicions of valerie are beneath you . even if she was the bitch that you claim that she is , i doubt that she could orchestrate something so far - fetched , so outlandish . what happened is very simple , kay . this is what happened . our investors had questions and they needed them answered , and i was n't there to answer their questions . that 's exactly what happened . it 's very simple . kay : you ca n't possibly be blaming yourself . fox : well , who else am i going to blame ? i 'm just as much to blame as you are . let 's think about what happened . i was spending time with you instead of concentrating on what i should have been concentrating on . and look at -- the whole damn thing 's blown up in my face ! tabitha : oh , dear . kay 's really gone and done it now . fox is telling her that he 'll take full responsibility , but he knows deep down in his heart that kay is to blame for blowing that crucial deal . i do n't want to see her suffer , mind you . but she did do this to herself , you know , endora . fox loves her . you can see . but there 's no love strong enough to withstand ivy , valerie , and my spell . kay : i love fox , ok ? and if he 's happy , then i 'm happy . nothing else matters . tabitha : this spell you 're having me cast , kay -- it exacts a very high price for you . kay : for the last time , i do n't care how high it is . just do it . tabitha : all right , well , do n't say i did n't warn you , dear . now , i just need two more ingredients . oh , a hair from your head -- kay : ow ! tabitha : and a -- a toenail clipping from fox . ok . kay : you do n't mess around , do you ? tabitha : not with this spell , no . well , the die is cast . there 's no turning back now . your life will never be the same after tonight , kay . let 's hope you have no second thoughts . tabitha : i 'm sorry , endora , but i 'm afraid you 're going to have to learn that we do n't always get what we want in this life . not even if we 're witches . kay : you 're just saying what you think i need to hear to make me feel better . but i know it 's my fault and so do you . i am so sorry . i would do anything to make this up to you . fox : there 's nothing that can be done . no one can fix this . [ scene_break ] chris : come on , son , it 's getting late . james : no . chris : time to go to your own bed . ok , here 's the deal . no more tv , ok ? i 'm going to read you one story , and then no more stalling , ok ? james : ok . chris : sheridan 's still busy in the kitchen . i 'm sure she wo n't mind us taking a little catnap . sheridan : please , god , let them find ethan . please bring him back to ivy and gwen . i ca n't even imagine what they 're going through . oh . [ scene_break ] fancy : tell me her name , noah . tell me who 's so wonderful you 'd lie to me about her and then use my family 's cabin as your vile love nest ! how could you trick me like this after telling me you love me ? noah : i do love you , fancy . fancy : oh , right , right . is that what you tell her , too ? you really are the big jerk face i was afraid you were so many times before . you swore that we would never keep anything from each other , that we 'd always be straight and upfront about everything in our lives so that we could stay together this time ! noah : and i meant it , all right ? fancy : oh , yeah , except for the part about tarts you wanted to sleep with on the side . noah : fancy , you have no idea what you 're talking about , ok ? fancy : no , no , for the first time , i do know what i 'm talking about . but i 'm not leaving until you tell me her name , where you met her , how long it 's been going on -- noah : fancy , will you knock it off ? fancy : not until you start talking ! noah : i ca n't tell you anything . fancy : what ? instead of being out looking for ethan , your half brother , you 're holed up in here with some two - bit whore ? what kind of priorities do you have ? noah : fancy , this is n't what -- fancy : oh , i 've heard it all before ! who is in there ? tell me , or so help me , i 'm going in there and finding out from her . noah : look , whatever you do , you may not go inside that room , do you understand ? fancy : oh , oh , now you 're going to defend the honor of some slut you brought in from god knows where ? noah : no , no ! look , fancy , i am not making excuses , ok ? i wish i could tell you this , but i ca n't . all i need you to know is that i am not cheating on you , all right ? i need you to believe that . fancy : i was n't born yesterday , noah . noah : look , fancy , i swear to you , i would explain everything if i could , and i will when i can . fancy : oh , forget it . if you ca n't explain it now , i do n't even want to know . go to hell , noah . take your tramp with you . [ alarm ] fancy : what 's that ? [ scene_break ] chris : oops . two bears caught in goldilocks ' bed . i 'll get out of here so you can get some rest . sheridan : no , do n't . you 're both so comfy , and so am i . chris : ok . [ scene_break ] ivy : well , sam , you know , you 're -- you 're not alone . and whatever this is , we will get through it together . sam : i do n't know what i 'd do without you , ivy . spike accused me of paying so much attention to you that i 've neglected my family . he even said that it looked like i was much more in love with you than i ever was with grace . ivy : oh . did jessica hear that ? sam : yeah , that and more . it 's what she 's been accusing me of for months . you know , maybe they 're both right . ivy : sam , look , whatever you and i have going on , i know how important your children are to you , just as mine are to me . sam : honestly , i do n't know what i 'd do without you . ivy : well , you are never , ever going to have to find out . because i am here for the duration . and i think we just -- we 're just going to have to count our blessings , because with everything that 's going on with ethan and jessica -- well , you know , at least noah and fancy are fine . sam : well , let 's not forget about kay and fox . i 'm so happy they found each other . ivy : yeah . [ scene_break ] fox : i ca n't have this conversation with you right now , do you understand ? i have to go . valerie : sorry to interrupt . are you ready to go ? fox : yeah . kay : we need a few more minutes . valerie : the business day in asia is about to start soon . fox : kay , i have to go . i have to go . kay : he did n't even kiss me goodbye . tabitha : oh , dear . i tried to warn you , kay . kay : ok , if you say `` i told you so , `` i 'm going to throw something . i never meant to hurt him , and now he 's never going to forgive me . [ scene_break ] [ alarm ] noah : damn it ! fancy : what 's that sound from the bedroom , noah ? it 's like some kind of alarm . theresa : noah , noah , quick , we 're losing him again ! quickly ! noah : stand back . let me look , let me look . fancy 's voice : oh , my god , it 's theresa . noah 's the one who helped her kidnap ethan . fancy : you two are out of your minds ! i 'm calling the hospital . theresa : quick , go . [ next_on ] ivy : make love to me now . kay : what if i 've lost him forever ? tabitha : what 's done is done , kay , and there 's nothing you can do to change it . fancy : i 'm calling gwen and telling her everything . your selfish little escapade is over . woman : sorry , fancy , i ca n't let you make that call .
fox figures he 's in real trouble since the singapore deal seems to have fallen through , and kay feels sorry for causing it . while he tries to convince her he 's not mad at her , his actions tell her a different story . tabitha plays the `` i - told - you - so `` bit , which does n't go over well at all . ivy , on the other hand , is thrilled once valerie tells her what 's going on . sam comes home and tells her what he went through with spike and jessica , and she offers her sympathy and support , then tells him that at least noah and fancy are doing well . he reminds her that kay and fox are , too , and says he 's so happy they found each other , but ivy barely hides her disagreement with that sentiment . sheridan , chris , and james continue their family time together . while sheridan cleans up after dinner , chris takes james up to her bedroom to watch videos and they fall asleep on her bed . when she comes to join them , she covers them and then climbs into bed with them , rousing chris . he says he 'll go to his room , but she tells him to stay .
gwen : my baby . my little girl . my baby -- rebecca : oh , gwennie . gwennie , honey , you just rest , ok ? mama 's here . i 'll take care of everything , i promise . you know , i ca n't believe that my gwennie is lying here sedated and thera is playing mother to ethan and gwen 's baby . and why does theresa keep calling her her baby ? ethan : i 'm pretty sure that i slept with theresa around the same time that she was implanted with mine and gwen 's embryo . rebecca : no , theresa definitely has something up her sleeve . and whatever it is , i am going to stop it . she will never take this baby away from ethan and gwen , never . nurse : are n't you talking to that little angel of yours ? theresa : not yet . nurse : dr. carlyle told you how important it is for the baby to hear her mother 's voice , and she 's right . trust me . i 've seen miracles in this nicu . theresa : i -- i just do n't know what i should be saying . nurse : oh , just start . god will put the right words in your mouth . theresa : but will god give me a sign about whether you 're really mine ? am i your mother , baby ? am i ? sam : it 's going to be a long night . figured you could use this . ethan : thanks . sam : want to talk about it ? ethan : about what ? sam : what you said before -- that the only thing you 're sure of is that you 're the baby 's father . what did you mean by that ? ethan , look , i 'm your father , ok , and i love you . whatever it is , it wo n't change that . ethan : i slept with theresa . and that little girl in there might be mine and hers , not gwen 's . [ endora fusses ] tabitha : ooh , alistair 's put together quite a fun little party to reveal mrs . wheeler 's secret . and the uninvited guests are as interesting as the invited guests . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : ooh , thank you . every person in the crane living room has a motive for wanting alistair dead . and one of them came up with the perfect party game . it 's called murder the host . that 's right -- one of the guests put poison in alistair 's brandy , which he 's about to drink . oh ! ooh -- ooh , hades , we ca n't lose reception now , endora . oh , oh , thank you , dear . look , there 's beth wallace . she wants alistair dead because a crane funeral would force sheridan and luis to postpone their wedding . [ endora grunts ] tabitha : yes , it is a strange motive for murder . but then again , beth is a very strange girl -- endora : oh ! tabitha : is n't she ? yes , yes , you 're right . that 's pilar . you see ? yes , she did a very good job cleaning our house after thanksgiving dinner . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : yeah . she 'd love to see alistair dead because of all the pain he 's caused her family over the years , even killing her son antonio . [ endora laughs ] tabitha : you 're right , endora , she is religious . but the recent revelation that her husband left her for another woman all those years ago has shaken her faith bigtime , enough that she is capable of murder . she is . now , luis has always been capable of murder when it comes to his father - in - law - to - be . alistair not only murdered his brotr and kidnapped his sister , he 's almost killed luis and sheridan many times , you know . and do n't forget , luis knows alistair 's whole purpose of this party is to reveal a secret that would destroy their love forever . well , i 'd say that 's a motive for murder -- for luis and sheridan , for that matter . and what is there to say about martin and mrs . wheeler ? she 's already tried to kill alistair twice . he abused her for years . he 's brought pain to both their children , and they will do anything to stop him from divulging the secret that mrs . wheeler is really sheridan 's mother , katherine crane . your daddy , julian , has a motive , too -- several , actually . he 's furious that he and and his sons , chad and fox , have been removed from the crane industries and alistair 's will . plus , alistair broke him and eve up all those years ago , kept him from knowing eve was pregnant with his child because he did n't and does n't approve of mixed - race cranes . you know , that child is none other than chad harris . and poor eve . what a shock it was to find out her son did n't die at birth , and that alistair had faked all that . and , thanks to alistair , her son , chad , was now her daughter whitney 's fiance and the father of whitney 's baby - to - be . doctors take an oath to do no harm , but -- aw . you know , when it comes to alistair , i think eve might make an exception . and then there 's pregnant little whitney . she knows that alistair is the one who helped orchestrate her and chad hooking up . hormones and fury can be a lethal cocktail . need i say more , endora ? hmm ? yes , they all have good reasons to kill alistair . and they were all at the hospital when the poison was stolen . but only one of them took it , and only one of them slipped it into alistair 's cognac . who could it have been , huh ? who could it have been ? oh , no . i 'm not going to let the cat out of the bag just yet , my dear . that would spoil all the fun . and what fun tonight is going to be ! alistair : are you all really going to make me drink alone ? this is a party . you 're all acting as if it 's a wake . alistair : there 's champagne , anything you want to eat . julian : you summoned us here to tell us something , father . luis : would you just get on with it ? you know it 's the only reason we 're all here . alistair : but the chef has gone to so much trouble . julian : you said you were going to utter one word that would change all of our lives . what is it ? alistair : very well . it 's all about the painting . katherine : that picture is supposed to be sheridan and me . i was right . he summoned everyone here so he could tell them i 'm her mother . it will break luis and sheridan apart forever , martin . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú|ú| rebecca : theresa signed those papers giving up any rights she has to this baby . now , why has n't ethan filed them in the court yet ? ivy : because nobody knew the baby was going to be so premature . rebecca : except maybe theresa . do you think she could have done anything to induce labor ? you know , where is ethan , anyway ? i mean , does n't he care that his wife is just lying here ? ivy : he 's making phone calls to get those papers filed . and you know that , rebecca , so stop making any trouble . rebecca : yeah . all right , all right , i 'm sorry . i am . i 'm just worried about gwen . i mean , theresa has hurt her so many times , and each time she manages to rope ethan in on her schemes . and you and i both know -- ivy : yeah . rebecca : that as far as theresa is concerned , ethan is susceptible . ivy : yes , because he feels sorry for her . and she uses that . she manipulates him . but it 's not ethan 's fault . it 's theresa 's fault . she 's just a bitch . rebecca : you 're telling me ? ivy : no matter what he feels for her , he loves gwen . gwen is the woman he married , the woman he wants to spend his life with , and the woman who makes him happy , and i will not let theresa come between him and that happiness ever again . ethan : we made love , only it was n't gwen . it was theresan a blond wig , wearing gwen 's perfume . sam : you know , theresa 's done some pretty horrible things , but -- ethan : no , no , she has a reason . she has a theresa reason , but it 's a reason . sam : well , i ca n't wait to hear it . ethan : she thought she miscarried the implanted fetus of mine and gwen 's . so , thinking that , she thought she lost her bargaining chip to get little ethan back . so she thought if she got pregnant again , she would take that baby , trade it for little ethan , and we would never know the difference . sam : well , that 's -- that 's ridiculous . there are d.n.a . tests . i mean , it would be easy to figure out that theresa was the biological mother . ethan : yeah , well , theresa does n't exactly think things through . sam : so the twins were yours and theresa 's , not yours and gwen 's ? ethan : it 's a little more complicated than that . she did n't miscarry the implanted fetus . and the night that we slept together , she got pregnant . sam : so let me get this straight . one of the babies is yours and theresa 's and the other is yours and gwen 's ? ethan : yes , yeah . we found out when we could only save one . and theresa planned on saving her own child and letting gwen 's be taken . but dr . russell and i convinced her to leave it up to god , to leave it up to the doctors , so now we do n't even know who the biological mother of that little girl is in there . sam : and gwen knows nothing about this ? ethan : and she -- she won't . i do n't want to hurt her . theresa has already relinquished all her rights to the baby . she signed papers , but of course she 's changed her mind . she 's convinced it 's hers . she wants it . she wants the baby . sam : but you 're not sure she 's right ? ethan : all i 'm sure of is that i 'm the dad , i 'm the father . as far as who the mother is , it 's a mystery . julian : you 're kidding . you invited us here to show us you 'd hung a new picture ? who cares ? alistair : you will , julian , when i tell you the story behind it . fox : please do n't tell me that you bought that silly painting with the money that you saved from cutting me out of your will . alistair : hardly . chad : you did n't cut me out of the business or the will to buy a painting . you did it because you 're a damn racist . alistair : oh -- julian : chad , stop it ! stop it ! chad : take your hands off me ! fox : you cut him out , too ? liz : poor chad . he deserves better than this . he 's the only innocent in this room of vipers . whitney : ok , stop procrastinating . you said the painting has a story . what is it ? alistair : i 'm sure my daughter understands . look at it , sheridan -- a mother and child . the mother obviously loves the child very much . very , very much . this painting is full of love , the love a mother feels for her child . but there 's something unsettling there , also , is n't there ? perhaps a broken promise . yes , there 's tension there between the mother and the child . do you see it ? the pain ? the secrets ? the artist has represented them with the veil that prevents the mother from truly being with her child . pilar : oh , my god . i can not believe i had n't realized it before . i know exactly what you 're about to tell us . tabitha : you go , pilar ! [ doorbell rings ] tabitha : oh , that must be our pizza . girl : hello ? hello ? um -- pizza delivery ! tabitha : come in ! come in , dear . girl : oh , no . this is that house . with that baby ! tabitha : say hello to the nice pizza delivery girl , endora . girl : my -- my friend -- she used to babysit here . she said weird things happen . tabitha : oh . really ? girl : toys float , turkeys appear and fly around . tabitha : oh , that 's just child 's play , dear , literally . watch this . endora , will you do the honors , please , darling ? hmm ? girl : oh , my god , it 's -- oh , my god ! tabitha : actually , it 's `` oh , my devil `` around here . [ girl screams ] tabitha : oh , nothing like free pizza . ok , pilar , we 're ready now . have you figured out that mrs . wheeler is really katherine crane , alistair 's long presumed dead wife ? hmm ? pilar : i know exactly why that painting is hanging there . i know exactly what you 're about to tell us . alistair : do you , pilar ? would you care to enlighten the rest of the guests ? luis : you all right , mama ? pilar : no , i 'm not all right . that painting -- alistair 's talk about a mother 's love for her daughter , a love full of pain and secrets , a mother who ca n't really be with her child -- you 're talking about me , are n't you ? about me being separated from paloma ? you bastard . you 've enjoyed destroying my family , just like you 're enjoying this ! you are an evil man , an evil man ! and you play god or the devil with our lives . let me tell you , alistair , martin may have run off with mrs . wheeler , but i know in my heart that you had something to do with it ! just like you pushed whitney to be with chad . you have brought pain to my family , and you 've enjoyed every single minute of it ! alistair : your family creates its own pain , pilar . pilar : no . no , my family did not murder antonio . you did ! my family did not allow rebecca to take away my grandson , my home , and all of our jobs . you did ! and you bragged about it , just like you bragged about tearing luis and sheridan apart tonight ! luis : do n't you worry , mama , because that 's not going to happen . alistair 's already tried to hurt us . and guess what -- we 're still together . beth 's voice : maybe . not for long . luis : you tried to kill us . you killed my brother antonio . you brainwashed sheridan . and you had paloma kidnapped . i 'll tell you something -- i 'll see you dead before you ever hurt us again . and this one word -- this one word that you think you can utter that 's going to break us apart ? i say bring it on . alistair : read the greek tragedies , luis . such hubris always leads to the hero 's destruction . luis : we 'll see who 's destroyed this time . alistair : yes . yes , we will . that was a very impassioned speech , pilar , and very astute . i do relish your family 's pain for so many reasons . and you 're right -- it was partially because of me that martin left . pilar : oh , my god . alistair : is n't that right , martin ? would you like to explain to everyone how it is that i am partially responsible for you leaving ? hello , my darling . your lush blossom beckons . singer : you are my passion for life theresa : how is she doing ? nurse : there 's a slight improvement . whatever you 've been telling her , it 's helping . i told you , nothing beats a mother 's love . theresa : no . no , it doesn't . theresa : see , i must be your mother . even the nurse could tell . that 's why you 're getting better -- because i am your mother , and you are my little girl . and i 'm never going to let you go , no matter what . ethan : know what theresa said ? theresa said that she could n't have tricked me into thinking that she was gwen unless i wanted to be tricked -- that deep down i knew it was her , that i wanted to make love to her . sam : did you ? ethan : i do n't know . i do n't think so . i do n't know . all i know is that the secret is going to come out eventually . ethan : gwen is going to be so hurt . she 's going to be so hurt to find out that i slept with theresa no matter what the circumstances , but she is going to be devastated when she finds out that that little girl in there could biologically be mine and theresa 's . sam : ahem . alistair : well , martin , everyone 's waiting . explain why i was partially responsible for you leaving your family , forcing them to struggle along without you all these years . martin : shut up . alistair : tell pilar how it happened that for all the years that she so desperately missed paloma , you were able to watch your daughter grow up and enjoy the many talents of mrs . wheeler in the bargain . martin : you bastard . alistair : who 's the real bastard , martin ? me or the man who left his family ? martin : i said shut up ! katherine : oh -- martin : i 'll kill you -- julian : martin , stop it ! it 's not worth it ! it 's not worth it ! [ alistair laughs ] alistair : oh , my loving son and grandson to the rescue . how touching . fox : come on . julian : this has gone on long enough . you 've had your fun . now , you tell us why we are all here . luis : yeah , tell us . sheridan : tell us . what 's going on ? [ all talking at once ] alistair : stop it ! shut up , all of you ! stop whining . i thought perhaps we could enjoy some of these wonderful refreshments before we get down to business . pilar : oh , please . nothing with you is enjoyable . alistair : very well . i 'll tell you why you 're all here . but first , i need a drink . tabitha : that 's it , alistair , do it ! oh , stop teasing me and drink the poisoned cognac . ( woman # 1 ) it 's how i knew every summerfrom now on would be different . ethan : rebecca , mom , i did n't -- i did n't see you there . rebecca : obviously . or you 'd give your mother a hug . ethan : hey . how 's -- how 's gwen ? rebecca : she 's still asleep . the doctor 's examining her , so we came down to see the baby . ethan : is she all right , though ? gwen ? rebecca : yeah , yeah , she 's going to be fine . ivy : she is so beautiful , is n't she ? sam : i think she has your nose , grandma . ivy : oh -- rebecca : so , any word on getting those papers filed yet ? ethan : i 've made some more calls . it 's late , though . i do n't think i 'll hear anything tonight . rebecca : the sooner the better . rebecca : so , she is the prettiest little baby on the planet , is n't she ? sam : she certainly is . ivy : yeah , but she 's so tiny . rebecca : oh , but she 'll grow . oh , and think how much fun we 're going to have shopping for her . though i just wish anyone in the world were in there with her except for terror - sita . oh , oh , doctor , doctor , how 's my gwen ? doctor : she 's going to be fine . rebecca : well , ethan , maybe you better go see gwen . you do n't want her to wake up alone . ethan : yeah , no , i agree . but i want to stay close to the baby because one of the calls i 'm expecting could get me into the nicu with her . rebecca : oh , and you could kick theresa out ? ethan : yes . rebecca : oh . by all means , stay put . sam , ivy and i will go check on gwen . sam : yeah , you guys go ahead . i 'm going to stay here and keep ethan company . ivy : ok . ethan : thank god rebecca did n't overhear that . sam : whew . yeah , but like you said , the secret is eventually going to come out . does ivy know ? ethan : i never meant to hurt her . gwen -- i love her . i -- sam : but on some level , you still love theresa . ethan : you know , finding out that i slept with theresa -- it 's going to be hard enough on gwen . what if it turns out that theresa is the baby 's mother ? sam : you 've got a very big decision on your hands . will you stay with gwen or will you choose to be with theresa and your by ? tabitha : oh , building the drama is one thing , alistair . but every good actor knows you ca n't milk it forever . now , drink the damn poison and be done with it ! [ alistair laughs ] alistair : oh , my ! julian : what 's so funny ? have you gone mad ? alistair : no , no , no . but someone in this room is going to be very mad , especially after all the trouble they went to . julian : what are you talking about ? alistair : someone in this room has been anxiously waiting for me to drink my cognac , and i 've just disappointed them . julian : why would anyone care if you drink your damn cognac ? alistair : well , the person who poisoned icertainly would . julian : what ? alistair : yes , julian . someone inhis room tried to kill me tonight . julian : how do you know ? alistair : oh , i have my ways . sheridan : why would someone poison you ? alistair : well , my dear , let 's just call it a grudge . beth : well , everyone in harmony has a grudge against you for doing something to them or their family . fox : yeah , beth , you know , you 're right . but if someone did try to kill you , i mean , it 'd take sam bennett , what , like , 20 , 30 years to compile a complete suspect list ? alistair : yes . but we can narrow it down considerably for him , ca n't we , fox ? because as i said , the person who poisoned my drink is still in this room . but i wo n't give you the satisfaction of watching me die tonight . your plan failed . you ca n't keep me from revealing my secret . alistair : now , then , the reason i asked you all here tonight -- [ alistair coughs ] alistair : excuse me . as i was saying , the reas -- [ alistair coughs ] julian : what is it , father ? what 's wrong ? alistair : the cigar . my -- my god . they poisoned the cigar , too . oh , my -- oh , my god ! oh , my god , i 'm going to die ! [ alistair coughs ] rebecca : it makes my blood boil to see theresa with our grandchild while gwen is lying here sedated . ivy : yes , if gwen ca n't be in the nicu with the baby , then it should be ethan , not theresa . rebecca : exactly . ivy , you know , you and i may not have always seen eye to eye on everything . i mean , actually , you were perfectly dreadful to me in college . and then there was -- never mind . i forgive you . but we do have a common bond , and that is keeping theresa from hurting our children and granddaughter . ivy : you 're right , rebecca . rebea : i mean , ethan and gwen are just far too trusting for their own good . i mean , i would have thought that we had all the bases covered when we had theresa sign those papers , giving away any rights she has to the baby . but somehow -- somehow that tramp must think she found some kind of a loophole , and we can not let that happen ! ivy : no , no , we can't . rebecca : yeah , which is why -- look , ivy , what i am trying to say is i ca n't do this alone . so please , join me . help me protect our children and granddaughter from theresa , and help me to make sure that she never comes between them again . ivy : with my dying breath . theresa : your daddy is really confused right now . but do n't you worry . because very soon he 's going to realize that he 's supposed to be with us , not gwen . then we 're going to live happily ever after . ethan : how can you ask me whether i would leave my wife for theresa ? sam : because we both know you were going to marry theresa before you found out gwen was pregnant with your child the first time . it 's the reason you broke it off with theresa to marry gwen . and now it looks like the situation may be reversed . ethan : well , i married gwen because i love her . sam : like i said , i still think you love theresa . now , i 'm not judging you , ethan . look , i understand , ok ? you 're in love with both of them . ethan : the same way you 're in love with mom and grace ? sam : look , ethan , if i had known that ivy was pregnant with you , i would have forced her to leave julian . i probably would 've broken it off with grace . and the three of us would have had a wonderful life together . now , do n't get me wrong . grace and i had a wonderful life together for a very long time , filled with a lot of love . kay , jessica , and noah -- they came out of that love . ethan : it 's just hard , you know ? sam : which woman do you love more ? ethan : i married gwen . sam : that 's not an answer , ethan . now , i wish i could help you with this decision , but i can't . only you can answer this question . if it turns out that theresa is the mother of that baby , you 're going to have to look deep into your heart to make this decision . do you stay with gwen , or do you choose to be with theresa and your baby ? [ alistair coughs ] tina : mr. crane ! mr. crane ! mr. crane ! are you ok ? alistair : they -- they poisoned the cigar ! tina : mr. crane , tell me who poisoned it . please , mr . crane , speak to me ! mr. crane ? oh , my god . oh , my god , mr . crane ? [ alistair gasps ] tina : mr. crane ! tell me who did this to you . tell me so i can make them pay . speak to me . alistair : the kill -- the killer -- e killer is -- tina : yes ? [ alistair gasps ] rebecca : so we will do whatever it takes to thwart theresa and protect my daughter . ivy : and my son . rebecca : and our granddaughter . gwen : yes , we will . rebecca : gwen , you 're awake ! gwen : i heard what you said . you can count me in because i am not going to let theresa hurt me again . ivy : or ethan . gwen : or ethan . and i 'm not going to let her take my baby away from me , if that is what she 's planning to do . rebecca : oh , that 's my girl ! theresa does not stand a chance against the three of us . oh , we will destroy her . theresa : that 's right . we 're going to be a family . you , me , your daddy , and little ethan . there 's nothing gwen or rebecca can do about it . ethan : no matter what i do , one of the two women that i love are going to be hurt irrevocably . tabitha : ding dong bell pussy 's in the well who put her in ? ooh , i do n't know , endora . maybe we should n't be celebrating after all . alistair was your grandfather , you know . but then again , it 's not exactly like he welcomed you into the crane family with open arms , is it ? i 'm not sure you 're even in his will . do n't worry . you 've got me to love you . you do n't need anyone else . but you 've got some of old alistair 's genes swimming around in there . and with a mix of those and mine , who knows what a powerful being you 'll be ! huh ? [ alistair gasps ] tina : someone call 911 ! did you hear me ? he 's dying ! call 911 ! mr. crane , stay with me . hang on . mr. crane , tell me who did this to you . [ alistair coughs ] tina : yes ? that 's it , point out the killer . for god 's sake , somebody do something ! what kind of monsters are you ? pilar : dios mio . esta muerto . alistair crane is really dead . sam : someone in this room will be charged . and if convicted , you could get the death penalty . theresa : you love me . you always have . gwen : what 's going on here ? tabitha : this is an amazingly evil night , endora .
theresa talks to the baby and the nurse notes some improvement in her . gwen is still sedated , while rebecca and ivy team up to stop theresa from causing any more pain for their kids . ethan and his father talk about the choice ethan may have to make , and ethan wonders if he 's up to the job .
kay : there 's my girl . wow . she was hungry . tabitha : my . we 're very chipper today . kay : why not ? maria 's daddy is going to come babysit while i go to the funeral for baby sarah . tabitha : why ? you 're not close to ethan or gwen . kay : no , but their baby was my father 's grandchild , which makes her my baby 's cousin . it 's the least i can do to show up for him . anyway , while i 'm out , sweetheart , you 're going to have to get your daddy to fall so in love with you that he does n't even remember charity 's name by the time i get home . tabitha : hmm . i would n't set my sights quite so high if i were you . kay : why not ? tabitha : well , that true - love thing that charity and miguel share seems to have a life of its own . you think you 've killed it , stomped it out where it will die a painful and prolonged death , and then , whammo , there it is again , the two of them strolling hand in hand , eyes locked in revolting mutual adoration , the indomitable duo basking in their deep attachment to one another . i 've never seen anything like it . kay : all right . ok , would you mind not raining on my parade for at least today , tabitha ? anyway , i do n't plan on staying long . i mean to skip out on the service as soon as i can so i can get back here for miguel . it is a perfect day to make inroads with him . [ tabitha chuckles ] [ knock on door ] kay : that must be miguel . kay : hey . miguel : hey . kay : come in . you are so sweet to sit with maria while i 'm at the funeral . miguel : are you kidding ? i love spending time with my little girl . why do n't i finish feeding her while you get ready ? kay : ok . miguel : hey , tabitha . tabitha : hmm . kay : do you see how happy he is ? he 's almost mine , tabitha . tabitha : you know what they say about counting your chickens before they 're hatched . [ knock on door ] kay : who 's that ? miguel : i did n't get a chance to tell you -- charity : hey . i just came to hang out with miguel and maria while you 're gone , so -- hi . beth : i just love how modern technology 's made everything so tiny . now , nobody will be able to figure out where the baby 's cries are coming from , least of all unmommy dearest sheridan . mrs. wallace : hey , beth . beth -- now , come on . you 're not seriously going to lure sheridan over the edge -- ooh -- the edge of that cliff , now , are you ? beth : no , not me . sheridan 's very own baby is going to lead her to the edge of the cliff . mrs. wallace : sick , twisted , unholy ! that sweet little baby will never know that its real mommy was a beautiful , sweet , saintly soul , not a homicidal maniac like you ! beth : just shut up ! mrs. wallace : oh , shut up yourself ! beth : shut up . i want to test the sound already . ahem . la , la la la la la la la la la la beth : testing , testing , one , two , three . mrs. wallace : oh . sheridan : oh , god . luis : i knew this was n't a good idea . antonio : look , sheridan , now , if you want to leave , i 'll take you home now . sheridan : no . no . i have to be here for gwen . she 's my best friend . gwen : oh , god . sheridan : i 'm so sorry . gwen : oh , god , we 've been through so much . i know you know exactly how i 'm feeling . i mean , you lost your baby , too . sheridan : i would give anything for someone to find my baby . gwen : i 'm so sorry . rebecca : oh , oh -- my mascara . i must look like tammy faye baker . please , pookie , do you have a -- a handkerchief , please ? [ rebecca gasps ] rebecca : oh , my poor gwennie . her heart is broken in two . oh . i can not wait until theresa 's heart is broken the same way . julian : i do n't think you 'll have to wait too much longer . child protective services must have shown up by now to take little ethan away from her . theresa : honey , do n't be scared , ok ? please , just give me back my son . clarice : i 'm sorry , ms . lopez fitzgerald . i have a court order to remove this boy from your care . i 'm only doing my job . theresa : what is wrong with you people ? ca n't you see that my son needs me ? oh , sweetheart , i love you . little ethan : mommy ! theresa : oh , my gosh . i mean , you got to understand that this is some kind of terrible mistake ! this is some kind of cruel misunderstanding ! i mean , i 'm a good mother . i love my son more than anyone or anything in ts s world ! you can not take him away from me ! clarice : well , we can , and we are . theresa : no ! you can not -- clarice : get off of me ! theresa : this ca n't -- clarice : this mad woman is attacking me ! theresa : no -- no ! officer : you so much as touch ms . robbins again , you 're under arrest for obstruction of justice . do you understand me ? theresa : yes . [ theresa cries ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life little ethan : mommy ! theresa : please do n't do this to him ! give me back my son , please . clarice : give him back to a mother who would expose her child to a completely unnecessary level of histrionics , even violence ? theresa : you 're trying to snatch my son away from me . what do you want me to do , sit by and do nothing ? clarice : when a mature person has a conflict , he seeks remedy through the courts , not through physical attacks . theresa : you 're taking my son ! clarice : yes , we are , to an environment where no doubt he will be much better off ! surely , you can appreciate how your out - of - control behavior is affecting his emotional stability . theresa : no . you 're making a terrible mistake . clarice : oh , well , so you keep saying , but your actions belie your words . you 're putting your own selfish feelings ahead of his welfare , and you 're carrying on like a wild woman ! if i had any doubts about your fitness as a mother when i first came in here , they are gone . there is no question in my mind now that this child should be removed from these premises and from your influence at once ! rebecca : the bible says an eye for an eye . well , in this case , i say a baby for a baby , and i can not wait to see theresa suffer the same way that my daughter is suffering today . julian : listen , i 'm no fan of theresa 's , but to take custody of her son away from her like this -- rebecca : julian , little ethan is your son , too , as much as i hate to be reminded of it . so you have every right to raise him away from her . julian : you do n't want a child around the house . rebecca : we 'll have nannies to take care of him day and night , as long as theresa pays for what she 's done to gwen 's baby . julian : god , i hate this . rebecca : if you do not take little ethan away from theresa , i am going to tell the whole , wide world about your affair with dr . eve . julian : you give me no choice . i wo n't let you destroy eve 's life , not after all the pain i 've caused her . rebecca : you know something , julian ? i liked you a whole lot better before you developed this conscience . beth : are you warm enough , sweetheart ? mrs. wallace : if that poor baby only knew that you were plotting to kill his real mommy ! oh . beth : would you shut up , mother , before somebody hears you . mrs. wallace : the angels will hear you . beth : oh , to hell with your stupid angels . [ mrs. wallace gasps ] beth : tell them to shut up , too . mrs. wallace : oh ! oh . beth : yeah , yeah . i never understood what men see in that simpering , pathetic blond . mrs. wallace : how about she is beautiful ? she 's rich , huh ? and she has a soul as pure as the new - fallen snow . no , bethie , no . you ca n't lure her over that cliff to her death . you can't . beth : oh , yeah ? watch me . [ mrs. wallace gasps ] beth : how 's she doing ? luis : hey . beth : hey . luis : not good . you know , this funeral is just reminding her that she 's lost her baby , and , beth , she even hallucinated that the baby was drowning in the bathtub . beth : oh . poor thing . i just -- i wish there was something that i could do to help . mrs. wallace : oh . you wicked , wicked girl ! oh . charity : hi . miguel : hey . you can help me finish feeding maria . charity : ok . i 'd love to . miguel : all right . tabitha : i told you , the two of them are so inseparable , they might as well be glued together . kay : damn it . why do you always have to be right ? i was counting on maria to break them up forever , and now look -- she 's bringing them closer than they already were . ick , ick , and more ick . charity : open wide , maria . here comes the airplane ! [ charity giggles ] miguel : you know , she really likes you . i an , she smiles , like , every time she looks at you . charity : hmm . kay : i wish your baby would do her thing and zap the living daylights out of you know who . tabitha : shh , shh . be careful what you say around endora . my little demonita is precocious enough as it is . miguel : you all done , maria ? you full ? charity : hey . oh , my gosh -- miguel ! charity : that 's impossible . miguel : what 's impossible ? charity : the -- the bottle , the one sitting on the counter . it was just floating through the air on its own . kay : what bottle ? this one ? charity : you had to have seen it , kay . you , too , tabitha . tabitha : i 'm sorry , dear . i do n't know what you 're talking about . charity : you -- you did see it , kay . that 's why you grabbed it from the air , is n't it ? kay : you 're seeing things again . maybe it 's one of those visions you get . charity : absolutely not . look , i saw something from the corner of my eye , i look up , and it 's the bottle floating through the air towards endora . tabitha : oh , would n't that be something if that 's all it took to get my baby fed ? you know , i bet i know what it was . you came in here from the bright outdoors and your eyes have n't adjusted to the dim lighting here in my kitchen . kay : either that or you 're losing your mind . charity : no . i know what i w.w . kay : what you think you saw , ok ? there are four adults in this room , and you 're the only one who saw the flying bottle . what does that tell you , charity ? charity : it seemed so real . miguel : i mean , someone else would have seen it , charity . charity : yeah . you know what ? you 're right . i just imagined it . theresa : ok , just please , do n't go . let me just say goodbye to my son . clarice : you had your chance . theresa : i know . i -- i 'm sorry . i lost control . i was just -- i was shocked , i was n't thinking straight , i am now . can i just talk to him for a minute , please ? clarice : if you 're trying to put off the inevitable -- theresa : i 'm not , ok ? i understand now . you 're doing your job , that 's all . and if i do n't like what 's happening , i have to go to court and i got to fight for my child that way . clarice : now you 're talking sense . theresa : it 's -- it 's just that little ethan , he 's never been away from either me or his grandmother , so i just think he 's just going to be scared , you know ? is there any way that i could just pack up a few of his favorite things so that he wo n't be so alone and so confused ? clarice : all right , all right . i suppose it could n't hurt . theresa : ok . thank you . theresa : his blanky . oh , his teddy named teddy . theresa : and this is his favorite story to go to sleep to at night . it 's `` winnie the pooh , `` and he ca n't sleep unless he hears this , ok ? clarice : i 'll make a note of that in his file . theresa : this is his pediatrician 's phone number and my cell in case he gets upset and you -- you ca n't calm him down . clice : we know how to calm down upset children . that 's our job . theresa : i 'm his mother , ok ? i 'm the one that he responds best to . theresa : i love you . and you know what ? do n't you forget about me no matter what happens , because i 'm going to be with you again . i will . i promise . jessica : i am so sorry , daddy . sam : thank you , sweetheart . jessica : at least you still have one grandchild -- kay 's daughter , maria . sam : thank god for that . whitney : i feel so sorry for gwen . how does a mother ever get over losing her child ? fox : especially when she blames the death on her husband 's ex - girlfriend . whitney : well , i mean , i feel sorry for theresa , too . she had no idea that ethan and gwen were in l.a . when she came to see me . in fact , this was the first time ever that she was trying to get away from them so that gwen could get through her difficult pregnancy and be with her husband . fox : gwen 's never going to believe that as long as she lives . rebecca : i know you do n't believe me now , but you are n't going to feel this bad forever . and it is going to do you a world of good to see theresa get what she deserves . gwen : you know , i never liked your tactics , mother . but in this case , i will make an exception . antonio : sheridan , let me take you home now . sheridan : no . no . i have to be here for gwen . i ca n't leave my best friend in her saddest hour . beth : sheridan , i just want you to know that i 'm thinking about you today , too . i ca n't imagine what you and gwen have had to suffer . shididan : thank you , beth . beth : and i told luis , if there 's anything , anything at all i can do to help , i 'm here . sheridan : i ca n't think of anything , but i appreciate it . you know , you 've really been a great friend . i know this has n't been easy for you . beth : no . mrs. wallace : where does that daughter of mine get her nerve , huh ? beth : oh . cemeteries are such creepy places , do n't you think ? sheridan : not really . i mean , i guess maybe because my mother died when i was so young . i used to go visit her when i was a little girl at the crane family mausoleum . i 'd have these long conversations with her about whatever was bothering me . just being close to her was always so comforting . beth : oh . how touching . do you still have these mother - daughter chats with her ? sheridan : no , not for ages . i miss them , though -- beth : yeah . sheridan : especially now . beth : i can imagine . you know , we 're so close to the mausoleum right now . you could go pay a visit . maybe a little respite from the sadness of the funeral would help . sheridan : you know , that 's a good idea . thanks , beth . beth : sure . would you excuse me ? i think my mother needs something . sheridan : yeah . beth : you watch the baby . i'gogoing to be busy for a little while . mrs. wallace : wait , wait ! you 're not planning to kill sheridan today , are you ? beth : let 's just put it this way -- everyone in harmony is already dressed for a funeral . this way they do n't have to change clothes . miguel : you 're still not convinced , are you ? charity : i know it does n't make any sense , and if nobody else saw endora 's bottle floating through the air , then obviously i 'm mistaken . miguel : you know , i think tabitha hit the nail right on the head , you know ? i think that your eyes were just playing a trick on you . tabitha : hmm . very funny , endora , but you must n't do things like that in front of company . you could get us into heaps of trouble . kay : now what do i do ? how do i get rid of charity before i have to leave ? tabitha : that , my dear , is up to you . charity : i almost forgot . i have a sprprise for the two of you . kay : oh , goody . tabitha : and what would that be , dearie ? charity : well , i know that the two of you have n't had that much time with your new babies to decorate for the holiday season , so -- tabitha : oh , charity , i 'm not really that big on christmas . charity : what are you talking about ? christmas is the best time of the year . i think everybody just needs a little help getting into the christmas spirit . miguel : what 'd you do , charity ? charity : well , i went to the christmas tree lot , and i picked out a tree and some decorations , and i think that the tree deliverers are right here , so let 's go let them in . come on , tabitha . miguel : is she something or what ? charity : hi ! man : hello . charity : ok , through here and then we 're going to take them into the living room , so -- tabitha : ooh ! ooh ! ooh ! charity : thank you ! man : you 're welcome . charity : what 's the matter ? tabitha : nothing , nothing , nothing ! tabitha : oh . clarice : time 's up . we have to go now . theresa : ok , where are you going to go ? where are you going to take him ? clarice : for the time being , a foster home . theresa : you know , strange people that he does n't even know . he 's going to be frightened . i mean , who are they ? where do they live ? clarice : that , my dear , is something we can not tell you . the whole int here is to protect the little fellow from your questionable influence . we 'll be in touch when we 've reached a further determination about your son 's future living circumstances . theresa : and when is that going to be ? when am i going to see him again ? clarice : well , that 'll be up to the judge who hears the case . theresa : i feel like i 'm in the middle of this horrifying nightmare and it just ca n't be happening . clarice : it 's happening , all right . theresa : but why ? you know i 'm a good mother . everybody who knows me knows that i am , and -- whoever did this , it must be somebody who hates me . i just ca n't imagine anyone despising me that much . rebecca : any moment now , we should be hearing from child protective services that our mission is accomplished . julian : and if not , we 'll no doubt hear theresa 's screams for her child all the way from her mother 's house . rebecca : one can only hope . i would just love to hear that little harlot wail . s.s. wallace : i do n't understand , precious . i don't . how did i give birth to such a vicious , cold - hearted daughter ? a caring , compassionate person such as myself , huh ? antonio : sheridan , i do n't want you going anywhere by yourself . sheridan : antonio , please . i just want to go visit my mother 's resting place for a few minutes . luis : i 'll come with you . antonio : no . if anybody 's going to go with her , it 's going to be me . sheridan : look , both of you , please ? i just want to go do this alone . eve : why do n't you just respect sheridan 's wishes ? i think it 'll be good for her to get away from gwen 's baby 's gravesite for a minute . luis : if you say so . antonio : all right . luis : sheridan , just do n't be gone for long , ok ? antonio : i 'll be right here waiting for you when you get back . sheridan : thank you . i 'll be back in time for the service . beth : ok . i know the ones i put down by the cliff work , but i better check this one out , too . [ baby cries ] beth : oh , perfect ! now , all i have to do is set up a few more speakers along the path down to the cliffs . sheridan will be like hansel and gretel following the bread crumbs , only she 's going to end up dead . e 's no job too big this place is buzzing these days . what with two parties changing into one party , people changing parties , and people changing jobs . kevin newman in ottawa to make sense of it . canada gets a new cabinet . it 's on global national . singer : you are my passion for life charity : i think it should go over there . yeah ? miguel : yeah ? charity : ok . miguel : you 're really sweet to have thought of this . kay : i hope she picked up some christmas tree lights so i can use them to strangle her . tabitha : i do n't care what you do as long as you get that damned tree out of my living room ! look at my hand . kay : oh , my gosh . are you allergic to evergreens ? tabitha : no , kay . i 'm allergic to christmas and everything related to the christmas spirit ! kay : but you had a tree other christmases . my family bought you one . of course , i did n't know you were a witch from the dark side back then . tabitha : yes , well , that was a wretched experience and one i do n't intend to repeat this season . besides , i did n't have endora then . she 'll have the same negative reaction as me to all this holiday cheer . the only difference is she wo n't be able to cover up her feelings , because she 's only a baby . i ca n't afford to have her act up and give us away . kay : it 's not like i want that stupid tree around , either . oh , but leave it up to charity to butt in whenever she 's not wanted . tabitha : you do n't seem to understand the gravity of the situation , kay . if the boys in the basement get wind of that tree and any other grotesque ornamentation that girl has in mind , we 'll be in deep trouble ! kay : well , just tell them it was n't our idea . tabitha : they do n't exactly listen to reason down there . no , this is a real problem in the making . kay : oh , you worry about them , and i 'm going to go worry about charity and miguel . i just got to figure out how to pry them apart . tabitha : huh ! good luck with that ! kay : damn her ! i have never hated someone so much in my whole life . theresa : i love little ethan , and i would n't hurt him in any way . can you tell me who filed the complaint ? clarice : i 'm afraid that 's privileged information as well . theresa : well , how am i supposed to defend myself against these false charges when i do n't even know who 's accusing me ? clarice : i 'm sure the identity of the complainant will be revealed in time , but now we really have to go . theresa : just a few minutes longer , please . i 'm begging you . officer : ma'am , you heard ms . robbins . please stand back . do n't make this any harder on your little boy than it already is . theresa : ok , wait . clarice : now what ? theresa : wait here . please , could you just -- could you just keep this close to him so that he does n't forget me ? honey , if you start missing mommy , i want you to just look at that picture , ok , and i want you to know that i love you with all of my heart and i 'm going to be with you as soon as i can . i promise , ok ? clarice : that really is enough . theresa : i love you , sweetheart . i love you . mommy and you are going to be together soon , i promise . little ethan : mommy ! mommy ! theresa : oh , my baby ! my precious baby ! father lonigan : are you ready to begin the service ? ethan : gwen ? we 're ready , father . father lonigan : if everyone will please be seated , we will begin . father lonigan : there is no sadder occasion than the death of an innocent baby , a baby taken from us -- mrs . wallace : i know something sadder -- giving birth to a monster . and that 's what beth is -- a cold - blooded , murdering monster . beth : i 've got all the speakers in place . now , to wait for mommy . like clockwork . [ baby crs ] s ] sheridan : what 's that ? y , seven are left , w father lonigan : our father , who art in heaven , hallowed be thy name . thy kingdom come , thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven . antonio : what are you looking for ? father lonigan : give us this day -- luis : sheridan said she 'd be back in time for the service . antonio : yeah , well , you know what ? i heard her , and i 'm sure she will be . but eve said she needed some time away from the gravesite , so she went to spend some time with her mother at her grave . and she needs some space right now . luis : i do n't have a problem with that . you ? [ baby cries ] sheridan : is that a baby crying ? oh , it could n't be . there 's no one around . is there a baby in the mausoleum ? theresa : my baby . he 's going to be so scared . there 's got to be something that i can do . theresa : hi . this is theresa lopez fitzgerald . i 'm looking for luis . is he on duty ? no , of course . yes , i 'm just upset . i forgot what day it was . he 's at the funeral . ok , i 'll just try him again on his cell phone . thank you so much . oh , gosh , his phone -- it 's still not turned on . i need help . ethan . ethan . ethan 's going to help me . charity : mmm . what are you doing ? miguel : kissing you under the mistletoe . charity : this is not mistletoe . this is a branch . miguel : all right , you caught me . charity : well , you know , you do n't need mistletoe for me to want to kiss you . miguel : oh , no ? charity : mmm . i love christmas . do n't you ? miguel : always . and this one 's really special , with maria . hey , kay , why do n't you guys bring the babies out here while we decorate ? kay : be there in a minute , miguel . tabitha : just getting some refreshments . kay : i want to strangle the mousy blond , not give her eggnog . tabitha : i do n't care what you do to her as long as you get that bloody tree out of my living room before something terrible happens . miguel and charity : on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me tabitha : oh , the pain ! the pain ! i ca n't stand the pain ! [ endora cries ] miguel and charity : n n the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two turtledoves and a partridge tabitha : oh ! look what that horrible caterwauling is making endora do ! miguel : what happened ? kay : oh , i dropped a pan . charity : you mean several ? kay : yeah , right . several . theresa : listen , endora , i hate christmas music as much as you do , but you must n't act up when we have civilians in the house . charity is as suspicious enough as it is . miguel : well , as long as that 's all it was -- are you guys coming or not ? kay : yeah , i 'm just going to clean up this mess , but you two start without us . miguel : all right . kay : i hate her . i hate her . i hate her ! i wish she were dead . tabitha : you must n't say things like that around endora . she does n't understand that you 're just kidding . kay : who 's kidding ? there 's nothing i 'd like more than to see charity dead . p laesndenem , ea weom anyo [ charity hums `` deck the halls `` ] charity : what 's that for ? miguel : i just love seeing you so happy . charity : i am happy . every once in a while , i get scared that maria 's going to change everything and that you wo n't have time for this relationship . miguel : never . i love my daughter , but i love you , too . nothing 's ever going to take me away from you again . i 'm going to go get the rest of the lights for the christmas tree . charity : ok . miguel : all right . charity : hmm . [ charity hums ] tabitha : oh , when will it stop ? in hades ' name , when will it ever stop ? kay : whoa ! your daughter 's out of control , tabitha . tabitha : oh , can you blame her with that awful screeching coming from next door ? but you 're right . it wo n't do . endora , as horrific as those sounds are , you have to listen to mommy , darling . yes . no more lightning bolts . no flying pots and pans . no anything , ok ? kay : can i borrow endora for a minute ? tabitha : for what , may i ask ? kay : oh , you 'll see . i 'm going to ask charity to watch her for a while . tabitha : oh -- kay -- kay , i 'm not sure that that 's a good idea . kay : oh , with any luck , endora will set her on fire and put an end to our misery . luis : sheridan should be back by now . antonio : well , you know what ? if anybody 's going to go look for her , it 's me . i am her husband . pilar : you know , both of you should take eve 's advice . sheridan has been through enough today with all the reminders of her baby . she needs her time alone . [ baby cries ] sheridan : i 'm sure that 's a baby crying . oh , my god . oh , god , that 's my baby ! beth : this is almost too easy . father lonigan : `` i am the resurrection and the life , saith the lord . he who believeth in me -- `` gwen : this ca n't be really happening ! our baby 's dead ! theresa : ethan ! ethan , where are you ? ethan ! ethan , where are you ? ethan , i need your help ! ivy : oh , do you believe that theresa 's crashing the baby 's funeral ? theresa : no ! no ! pilar : what 's wrong ? [ theresa sobs ] rebecca : actually , yes , i can . i 've been expecting something just like this . pilar : por favor -- theresa : it 's little ethan ! no ! no ! he 's been kidnapped ! he 's been kidnapded ! let me go ! ethan , help me ! help me ! ethan , please help me ! oh , let me go ! no ! ethan ! rebecca : our granddaughter 's death will be avenged . theresa is going to pay very dearly for what she 's done . theresa : ethan , help me ! beth : go on , sheridan . you 're almost to the end , to the end of your life .
sheridan leaves the gravesite to go have a chat with her mother and seek comfort from that . beth sets up speakerphones around the masoleum and on the path to the cliff . she plays a recording of baby martin crying , in order to lure sheridan to her death . charity witnesses baby endora 's magic when she sees a bottle flying through the air . of course , kay and tabitha have a `` reasonable `` explanation . kay is furious that charity and miguel kissed under a `` mistletoe `` branch . the social worker takes little ethan but does n't provide theresa with any information . theresa leaves to find ethan and crashes the funeral by screaming out ethan 's name . rebecca tells ivy that she has been expecting theresa to show up .
kay : miguel , what are you doing here ? what -- whoa . ok . uh -- uh -- ok , stop . no , no , no , no , no , no . i ca n't do this , no . miguel : kay , we belong together , you and me , and not you and fox . kay : you say that now . how gullible do you think i am ? miguel : gullible ? kay : get out of here ! god , i hate you for what you 've done . [ scene_break ] gwen : hi -- hi , yes , uh , this is gwen winthrop . calling again . has my husband -- uh , is he in his office ? no , ok , um -- no , no , i 'm on my way . your daddy better have a very good excuse for leaving us so early this morning and not telling us where he 's going . gwen : hi , um , where have you been , and why did you just storm in here like that ? gwen : ethan , what 's wrong ? [ scene_break ] theresa : it 's a beautiful day to play hooky from work , huh ? jared : well , who am i to refuse the boss ? little ethan : mommy 's the boss . jared : yeah , she is . what mommy says , goes . little ethan : does she make you eat your vegetables , too ? jared : every last bite . that 's just because she wants us to grow up big and strong . theresa : wow , you 're two for two , jared . jared : thank you kindly , ma'am . little ethan : can we build a snowman ? theresa : oh , yeah , absolutely . why do n't you run and get some sticks , ok ? i love this time of year . you know , the fresh snow and the sky that amazing shade of blue , and , you know , that smell of freshly cut christmas trees . jared : is this when you break into song ? theresa : i just might , yeah . jared : well , let 's make it a duet instead . theresa : ok . [ scene_break ] j.t . : ok , time to see if i got any more presents delivered . ho ho ho . merry christmas to me . yes , virginia , there is a santa claus . rebecca : oh , i was right . j.t . is holding out on me . i thought we were partners . oh , how dare he hide how much money he 's taking in , and then not tell me who he is blackmailing or why ! [ scene_break ] fancy : luis , we ca n't . luis : ca n't we ? fancy : i thought we were going to wait to make love until after i graduate . luis : i want you too much to wait any longer . fancy : i want you , too , but pilar could come back . luis : no , pilar 's not going to be back for hours . we 've got this whole place to ourselves . sheridan : 911 ? this is an emergency call for officer luis lopez - fitzgerald . yes , i 'll hold while you locate him . sheridan : that should do the trick . sheridan : look at them go at it . i swear , if that dispatcher does n't call luis soon -- dispatcher : headquarters to lopez - fitzgerald , over . sheridan : finally . luis : i really should answer that . fancy : yeah , it could be an emergency . luis : lopez - fitzgerald here , over . dispatcher : this is sergeant deely . 911 just received an emergency call for you . luis : yeah , patch it through . dispatcher : they tried , but the caller hung up . es is trying to trace the call , but the operator doubts the caller was on the line long enough . luis : do they know if it was a man or a woman ? dispatcher : do n't know , but i can find out . luis : all right , thanks . listen , i 'll be in the office soon to check it out . dispatcher : roger that , out . luis : listen , uh , about us -- fancy : yeah , duty calls , so we 'll just have to wait . luis : again . fancy : again . luis : uh , yeah , all right , so i 'm going to take you downtown . fancy : oh , i ca n't go with you , luis . luis : no , no , no , no -- sam does n't want us to avoid each other . he just did n't want us to , uh , fraternize . fancy : no , i was n't being clear . dispatch radioed me on my way here to pick you up . i 've been assigned to walk a beat today . luis : really ? damn . damn , i thought we were at least going to be together at the station house . fancy : yeah , me , too . but there 's always later . luis : later then , yeah . fancy : yeah . fancy : you should probably get a move on . luis : right , yeah , because it 's good that we did n't -- fancy : yeah , we really should wait until i graduate . luis : yeah , we should because it 's really not going to be that much longer anyway and uh , -- and i -- i can be strong till then . fancy : oh . oh , ok , ok , ok -- now that was a moment of weakness . luis : for both of us . fancy : so stop stalling and go already . luis : ok . fancy : ok . luis : i really have to go . fancy : yeah , me , too . luis : ok . luis : you -- you make me crazy , cadet crane , you know that ? i love you . fancy : i love you , too , officer lopez - fitzgerald . [ scene_break ] j.t . : oh , yes , it pays to know who is naughty and nice . i am making a killing off all the bad boys and girls of harmony . rebecca : well , would you look who 's here ? it 's the grinch who 's trying to steal my christmas . j.t . : becky , babes , uh , what are you doing here ? rebecca : catching you in the act . you 're cheating on me . j.t . : i have not been with another woman since i came back to harmony . rebecca : oh , please , not that kind of cheating -- this ! j.t . : merry christmas ? rebecca : i thought we were partners , remember ? j.t . : yes . rebecca : and i thought we were going to run away together , right ? j.t . : absolutely rebecca : well , then why are you sneaking around , taking who knows how much money from who knows how many people , and keeping me in the dark about it ? j.t . : well , i 'd think that you would thank me for keeping you out of this tawdry business . blackmail is a serious crime . rebecca : oh , please , i have done worse -- much worse . j.t . : really ? i 've never wanted you more . rebecca : mm -- j.t . : oh , babe , look , i did n't tell you about my business because i wanted to protect you . i do n't want to see you go to jail or end up as road kill if something gets out of hand . rebecca : how sweet of you to want to protect little old me . just tell me who you are blackmailing . j.t . : it would be easier to tell you who is not on my hit list . rebecca : ok , who , who ? j.t . : well , let 's not be seen talking out here . let 's go back to my place and i will name names . rebecca : and then you 'll give me exactly what i want ? j.t . : oh , yes , yes , naming names , plenty of names . rebecca : oh . j.t . : names like gullible , naive , foolish . [ scene_break ] ethan : i 'm sorry . gwen : for what ? for sneaking out this morning while i was still asleep , or for storming in here just now ? ethan : both , i 'm sorry . i woke up very , very early . i was trying to get into the office to get a jump on things , and i did n't want to wake you . i did n't want to disturb you and -- gwen : it 's ok , just leave a note next time . i was worried . ethan : i will , i promise . gwen : ok , now what has you so upset ? ethan : i feel like a -- i feel stupid for waking you up so early for no reason , that 's all . gwen : ok . ethan : sheridan ? gwen : oh , honey . sheridan : gwen , thank god you 're here . gwen : sweetheart , what 's wrong ? sheridan : i just feel awful . gwen : ok , well , what happened ? sheridan : i , uh -- ethan : oh , hey , why do n't you girls talk , and i will -- i 'm going to take jane to daycare , ok ? gwen : ok . ethan : ok . gwen : thank you . let the office know i 'll be a little late , ok ? ethan : i will , i will . gwen : ok , all right . ethan : bye . ethan : it 's okay , i 'll take care of her do n't worry . gwen : all right , i love you . thank you . sheridan : gwen , you 're lucky . you 're so lucky . gwen : what happened ? sheridan : oh , god , it 's me -- there 's something wrong with me . gwen : why would you say something like that ? sheridan : because i 've done things . i 've done terrible things , and i hate to think of what i 'll do next . sheridan : how could i be so petty , so mean and vindictive ? gwen : i just want you to calm down and tell me what you did . sheridan : i do these things -- i do these horrible things that i know are wrong , and then i hate myself afterwards . gwen : what things ? tell me . sheridan : i love chris . i -- i love my husband , and i love james . life is good . i have no reason to be unhappy . gwen : but something 's just not feeling right . sheridan : it 's me . i have a problem , i have a serious problem . i -- i have a problem with luis and fancy being together . gwen : ok , i see . sheridan : no , you do n't , but you will . i thought i could deal with it . i even thought that i could be gracious . but i ca n't stand seeing luis and fancy together -- it 's like a knife in my heart . gwen : honey , this is totally normal for you to feel conflicted . you 're only human , right ? this is an emotional issue . it 's not black and white . it 's obvious that your head 's in the right place . it 's just , you 're heart 's taking a little while to catch up . sheridan : i thought the same thing at first . i mean , fancy even called me on sending mixed signals , more than once . gwen : are you mad at her ? sheridan : no , it 's -- i 'm mad at myself . i 'm just taking it out on luis and fancy . gwen : how ? sheridan : oh , god , i 'm so ashamed . remember when i was here last time and you joked about me spending so much time in the bathroom freshening up ? gwen : yeah ? sheridan : well , i was in there calling in a phony fire alarm at the b & b that luis and fancy were at , to stop them from making love . gwen : ok . sheridan : and then when i left here , i went there to see if it worked . gwen : did it ? sheridan : yes , luis and fancy were outside the b & b snuggling in a blanket in their underwear . so i snapped a picture of them with my camera phone . and i , uh -- sent it to a tabloid . gwen : oh , god . oh , sheridan . sheridan : well , i 'm pretty sure that sam stopped it before it went to print . gwen : oh , thank god . sheridan : well , wait , there 's more . luis sent fancy a beautiful bouquet of flowers , and i dumped a whole thing of salt in the vase to kill the flowers . and then i was outside pilar 's house watching luis and fancy kiss , so i called 911 and requested luis to respond to the emergency . so headquarters radioed luis , and luis and fancy had to leave , which stopped them from -- you know , getting together . gwen : i mean , did that make you happy ? sheridan : oh , i was thrilled that i 'd stopped them from making love . but then i thought about what i did , and i realized i was being mean and vindictive and petty . and i realized that i did n't solve the problem , i was just delaying the inevitable . gwen : you know , i 'm really glad that you 're opening up to me about this . sheridan : what are you doing ? calling the men in white to come and get me ? gwen : no , i am calling the office to let them know i will be in this afternoon . you and i are going for a walk to get your mind off of this . sheridan : gwen , i did n't come here to burden you with my problems . gwen : honey , it is absolutely no burden . i 'm happy to be here for you , especially after my unloading on you about theresa . [ scene_break ] jared : i want to kiss you , but , uh -- theresa : we have to be careful not to confuse little ethan until we are sure we 're a go . jared : sometimes being a responsible adult really bites . theresa : yeah , like now . jared : kids his age are impressionable , so i guess locking lips will just have to wait . theresa : darn . jared : in the meantime , i want to show little ethan how much i care about his mommy . theresa : well , his mommy would love that . jared : yeah ? theresa : mm - hmm . jared : how about maybe one little kiss for motivation ? theresa : for motivation . jared : ok . theresa : oh ! little ethan : gotcha ! jared : that 's good aim . theresa : oh , yeah , i 'm going to show you good aim , ok ? you ready ? jared : i 'll cover you . oh , she got me ! theresa : all right , got you again . now it 's your turn . little ethan : help , help ! theresa : go , go , go , go , go ! jared : go , little ethan ! theresa : oh . jared : i got her ! theresa : i missed . jared : run for cover , reload ! little ethan : this is fun ! theresa : my , you are a hit already . jared : well , i aim to please . theresa : yes , you do . jared : you 're not just , uh , talking about playing in the snow , now are you , tess ? theresa : no . mm - mm . jared : why , mrs. crane . theresa : why , mr. casey . ethan : damn it , theresa , why ca n't you see that jared has you completely snowed ? noah : you still want her , do n't you , ethan ? [ scene_break ] miguel : what is going on with you , kay ? kay : you act like you do n't know . miguel : i know you 're acting crazy . kay : with good reason . miguel : what reason , kay ? i did n't tell fox we love each other and wanted to get married . i left that for you to deal with like you wanted to , only you did n't say anything . now i 'm the one that 's done something terribly wrong . kay : oh , my god , i ca n't believe you 're going to sit there and play dumb . miguel : who 's playing , kay ? i do n't know what your problem is . kay : you are my problem , you -- you 're my problem . miguel : what 's wrong with you , kay ? stop talking in riddles and tell me what i 've done to make you so angry . kay : oh , my god , you are such a liar ! [ scene_break ] rebecca : what -- oh ! j.t . : look , a man in my position ca n't be too careful , you know ? rebecca : j.t . , just how many people are you blackmailing ? j.t . : this town is a gold mine if you know where to dig the dirt , and being a veteran raker of muck , i do . rebecca : well , so name names . i want to know who did what , who did who , everything . j.t . : becks , i 've changed my mind . i 'm not going to tell you after all . blackmail is a dangerous game . rebecca : but -- but i love games , and the more dangerous the better , like the time we played russian roulette with those real russians . j.t . : ha ha . you know , i do n't care what their embassy said , the way those people drank , they would have died of liver problems anyway . but the difference is , our lives matter . rebecca : that 's true . j.t . : and if something happens to me , i 'll rest easier knowing you 're safe . rebecca : oh , j.t . , nice try . now , why do n't you tell me the real reason you 're not telling me who you 're blackmailing ? j.t . : i do n't trust you for a lick . rebecca : is that any way to talk to the woman who loves you ? j.t . : oh , beck , you love a fat checkbook more than you 'll ever love me . rebecca : that 's true . problem is my checkbook is not so fat these days since you decided to keep my divorce settlement money , the money that gwen gave you so you would n't tell theresa that we outed ethan as a bennett . j.t . : look , i promised i 'd share my haul with you . is n't that enough ? rebecca : that depends on how big your haul is . j.t . : it 's huge . rebecca : oh , well , keep talking . j.t . : you know , there 's a lot of people in harmony who want to keep their secrets secret , and they 're willing to pay me a lot to be quiet . { rebecca : what if something were to happen to you ? i mean , would n't you want your work to go on ? j.t . : my unrelenting pursuit of the truth and the high price of keeping it quiet ? rebecca : exactly . now , if you were to tell who it is you 're blackmailing , and if you suddenly turned up dead , i could make sure that the blackmail - ee still paid up . j.t . : wow , no stiff could have a better friend than you . rebecca : aw , j.t . j.t . : but do n't worry . my life is not in danger because i 've got all the life insurance i need right here . rebecca : but it 's so small . j.t . : i told you , the colt -- oh , you mean this gizmo -- yes . rebecca : so whatever 's in there is really that valuable ? j.t . : mm - hmm . you have no idea . rebecca : really ? it 's worth that much ? j.t . : and then some . rebecca : huh -- imagine that . } oh , j.t . , you hard - nosed , hard - body blackmailer , you . ah , i just want to grope you all over . rebecca 's voice : that flash drive has to be here somewhere . [ scene_break ] little ethan : were you kissing my mommy ? jared : um , yes , i was . theresa : you know , my lips were cold , and he was just keeping them warm for me . little ethan : thanks for taking care of my mommy . jared : it 's my pleasure . theresa : how about we get back to building that snowman ? [ scene_break ] noah : you want to trade places with him , do n't you ? ethan : i 'm just worried about her . that 's all . noah : i saw you looking at theresa while she was kissing jared . you know , if you would have taken jane and left gwen , then maybe theresa would be kissing you right now . ethan : i love my wife , noah . noah : yeah , but you still want theresa . ethan : i want her to be safe and happy . and i think she 's gon na sacrifice her happiness and her safety by hanging out with that guy . every bone in my body , noah , tells me that that guy is no good . theresa wo n't believe me . talk about love blinding people to the truth . noah : yeah , love really does a number on some people . [ scene_break ] gwen : a nice walk is gon na help clear your head in no time . sheridan : oh , gwen , you and i both know that 's not going to help . i just feel so anxious , like i could lose control at any minute . gwen : you are going to be just fine . luis and fancy are nowhere around . [ scene_break ] fancy : do you have a permit for building a snowman ? theresa : well , hello , fancy . i thought you were driving my brother downtown ? fancy : yeah , change of plans . but excellent snowman you 're building , little ethan . keep up the good work . theresa : that 's right . fancy : have fun , buddy . talk to you later . theresa : i 'll talk to you later . fancy : oh , sorry -- luis : sorry , i -- fancy : luis . luis : fancy meeting you here . sheridan : i 'm definitely feeling less anxious . sheridan : damn it . what is it going to take to keep those two apart ? [ scene_break ] miguel : why did you just slap me ? kay : like you do n't know . miguel : i do n't know , kay . look , you have to stop running away from me and tell me what i did to make you so angry . kay : you know why i 'm upset . miguel : i do n't know , kay . kay : oh , my god . quit lying to my face . miguel : i left you downstairs with fox before the shower even got started . you said you were going to tell fox about us before anything went any further . i left to buy you flowers . i did n't find any , i come back and you say you 're back on with fox and you 're marrying the guy . i want to know what happened while i was away , so i can make things right again . kay : nothing will be right , miguel , as long as charity is in the picture . [ scene_break ] luis : what are you doing -- fancy : what are you doing here ? luis : oh , i just -- fancy : i was just -- luis : ladies first . fancy : i was assigned -- luis : i 'm just kidding . fancy : i was assigned park patrol duty . did n't you know ? luis : are you kidding ? i 'm trying to stay away from you , so that we do n't -- you know , until you graduate . fancy : yeah , it 's all i think about . luis : stop it , stop . god , it 's everything i can do not to pull you behind a tree right now . i would -- no , i would not have come here if i would have known you 'd be here . fancy : so why are you here ? luis : honestly ? because i was at the office , i could n't get any work done at the station house , so i said , all right , why do n't you take a walk ? so i take a walk to get some fresh air and i was feeling good , and then you got me all fired up again . fancy : there 's a word for that . luis : horny ? fancy : fate . luis : oh , my god . theresa is contagious . fancy : no matter how hard we try to avoid each other , our paths keep crossing , so obviously fate wants us together . luis : well , then if fate wants us together then why have we not been together ? think about it . the 911 call -- dispatch was n't able to trace it , the fire alarm , the old lady getting mugged , the person taking our picture . if fate wants us together , then someone out there certainly wants us apart . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i think i 'm losing my mind . everywhere i turn i see fancy and luis . it 's like they 're out to drive me crazy . gwen : do n't be ridiculous . sheridan : i 'm sorry . that 's just how i feel . i just want to go over there and rip those two apart . gwen : ok , listen . you are someone 's wife . you 're married . you also have a child to think about . you can not make a spectacle of yourself . [ scene_break ] ethan : you know , i have half a mind to go over there and finish what i started in theresa 's office and just bash his head against his little snowman . noah : hey , hey , relax -- all right ? first of all , you ca n't do that . you have a wife and a kid to think about . ethan : i know , i know . but , damn it , ca n't she see ? ca n't she see he 's playing her ? little ethan : i have n't had this much fun ever . theresa : i have n't either . noah : you 're going to have a hard time convincing theresa that jared 's out to take advantage of her . ethan : yeah , well it 's not for lack of trying . believe me . i mean , jared has theresa completely snowed . no pun intended . it 's just that as long as i do n't have proof that he 's a bad guy , i have to sit here and watch theresa buy his little act . god , you know who i sound like ? i sound like theresa when she talks about j.t . cornell and how he had proof that gwen and rebecca were the ones that revealed that you and i had the same father and theresa was framed for it . noah : whatever happened with that ? ethan : well , j.t . denied that he had any proof , and he went on to say that it was phyllis , the maid that was murdered up at the crane mansion -- that she was the one that tipped off the tabloid . noah : did you believe him ? ethan : j.t . 's story has changed since rome , and theresa 's story has stayed the same . but without any proof , i have to side with my wife . noah : yeah , but if he changed his story , what makes you believe that he 's not lying now ? ethan : that 's exactly what theresa says . but , come on , what does j.t . have to gain here ? noah : i do n't know -- money , power , sex . you know , the little things in life . come on , the guy is scum . who knows what he 's after ? ethan : no arguments there . noah : look , if finding j.t . cornell allows you -- well , allows you to discover that theresa was actually right about gwen , and that allows you to finally leave gwen for theresa , and that stops theresa from being hurt by jared -- look , do n't you think you should go find the guy ? ethan : since you put it that way -- actually , maybe you 're right . maybe i need to go one more final round with j.t . [ scene_break ] j.t . : 49 -- and $ 50,000 . rebecca : oh , j.t . , you big buck big buck . what do you say we show these presidents a thing or too ? j.t . : can we give it a break ? i 'm still sore from last night . rebecca : oh , honey , i 'm sorry . i keep forgetting you 're not double - jointed . j.t . : as soon as the rest of my blackmail - ees pay up , it 's bye - bye america and hello any country without an extradition treaty . between your divorce settlement money , the money from gwen selling grandma 's jewelry , and this blackmail money , i am set for life . rebecca : do n't you mean we 're set for life ? j.t . : that 's what i meant . rebecca 's voice : liar . rebecca : oh , i knew that , honey . j.t . : oh , look , life would n't be worth living with you , my little kitty cat . rebecca : meow . rebecca 's voice : i do n't trust j.t . any more than he trusts me . i have to get my hands on that flash drive to find out who he 's blackmailing . but how ? rebecca 's voice : ah , my old friend mr. daniel 's to the rescue . rebecca : here you go , lover . let 's have a drink . a drink to our huge assets , both financial and otherwise . j.t . : oh , baby . rebecca : oh . ha ha . rebecca 's voice : got it . j.t . : naughty , naughty . rebecca : ow ! j.t . : rebecca , i 'm shocked . to think that my trusted partner would try to steal from me . rebecca : well i thought it was a condom wrapper . i did n't know that it was a memory stick with a list of everybody you 're blackmailing and why on it . j.t . : nice try , but you ca n't kid a kidder . rebecca : you know , you hurt me just now , and it was not in a good way . j.t . : oh , now , is that better ? rebecca : no . i want to know who you 're blackmailing and why . j.t . : rebecca , i 'm not gon na tell you what i 'm up to . if you want to find out , you 're gon na have to stick around to watch the master in action . rebecca : but you know i do n't like to watch . i like to be in on the action . j.t . : well , there 's action and then there 's action . limber up , baby . soon i will be ready to ride . rebecca : drat ! i 've got to find out who j.t . 's blackmailing . then i can get in on the action . [ scene_break ] theresa : there we go . jared : way to go , bud . theresa : beautiful . the snowman is complete . little ethan : is n't this snowman great ? theresa : yes , he is . ethan : what a pig . i do n't know why he does n't just throw theresa down into the snow and have his way with her in front of everyone . noah : hey , relax , ethan . they just kissed . ethan : i do n't know how any guy can just kiss theresa and not want to go all the way . noah : look , ethan , i get where you 're coming from , all right ? but why do n't you -- hey , why do n't you just focus on finding j.t . ? ethan : j.t . -- come on . you know what ? i would n't even know where to start looking for him . noah : well , my brother , that is why you have me around . ethan : how so ? what do you mean ? noah : i am a bartender , and as such i hear a lot of things . one of the things i heard is that j.t . is out digging up dirt on anybody who has anything to hide . ethan : really ? noah : really . look , if you find j.t . , not only will you get the dirt on jared over there , but you 'll be able to figure out whether he was lying about phyllis being the one revealing your paternity to the tabloids . ethan : no , no , i ca n't . i ca n't just ditch my family and go on some hunt for j.t . noah : no , you do n't need to . i have heard enough to figure out where j.t . is hiding . [ scene_break ] luis : you know , even if fate does want us together , we got ta wait until you graduate . fancy : yeah , you 're right . it 's just -- i , um -- luis : roger that . come on , i 'll buy you a hot chocolate . fancy : no , luis , let me treat you . luis : what -- i ca n't buy you a cup of hot chocolate ? fancy : no , you just sent me those beautiful flowers , so i want to do something nice for you . luis : trust me , you 're doing plenty . fancy : ok , fine . you can treat me . luis : ok . excuse me . woman : yes ? luis : hi , can i have two hot chocolates , please ? woman : sure , coming right up . luis : stop . fancy : what ? woman : there you are . fancy : thank you . luis : thanks . woman : thank you . luis : here 's to , uh -- staying warm . fancy : now and later . gwen : sheridan , i think we should keep walking . seeing luis and fancy together is upsetting you . sheridan : i just ca n't help it . seeing fancy and luis together just makes me want to -- gwen : no , no , no -- sheridan , do n't ! sheridan : you tramp . how dare you flaunt your relationship with luis right in front of me . fancy : aunt sheridan , i did n't even know you were here . sheridan : luis will never love you the way he loves me . fancy : please get away from us . sheridan : you know what ? i 've got a better idea . burn in hell , bitch . fancy : ah ! [ scene_break ] miguel : charity . charity -- what does charity have to do with any of this . kay : oh , my god . you 're unbelievable . miguel : did you get electrocuted again ? because you have to be living in some alternate reality , kay . charity is not in the picture . kay : how stupid do you think i am ? miguel : i do n't think you 're stupid , kay . i think you 're totally confused and maybe a little bit crazy . kay : ok , you know what , that 's it . i am not gon na stand here and be lied to any longer . miguel : i am not lying to you , kay . kay : i 'm not going to do this anymore . we 're finished , we 're done . i 'm marrying fox . end of story . [ scene_break ] rebecca : j.t . , your box is bursting at the seams . j.t . : yes , well , it helps to have a good tailor . oh , you mean the money . yeah , well , you know what ? harmony is proving to be very profitable for me . rebecca : for us , you mean . j.t . : well , that 's what i meant . rebecca : j.t . , just how many people are you blackmailing ? j.t . : well , there 's , uh -- oh . and then there 's -- oh , yeah . oh , yeah , i love that one . ethan : j.t . , open up , i know you 're in there . rebecca : ethan ? he ca n't find me in here . j.t . : how did he find me ? did you open your big mouth ? rebecca : well , not about you . no , i did n't . j.t . : maybe if we 're quiet , he 'll leave . ethan : j.t . , open the door . i 'm gon na break it down . i swear to god . rebecca : so much for him leaving . j.t . : go hide in the bathroom . i 'll find out what he wants and get rid of him . rebecca : oh , ok -- wait . j.t . : hey , ethan , my man . ethan : how you doing -- hey , listen , i want the truth , alright ? [ scene_break ] theresa : nice . jared : there , how does that look ? theresa : it 's perfect . we make a pretty good team , do n't we ? little ethan : this is the best snowman ever . theresa : love you . fancy : ah ! sheridan : what are you whining about ? beauty 's only skin deep . go ahead and kiss her , luis . kiss your new ladylove , `` scarface `` crane . luis : oh , god , sheridan , have you lost your mind ? sheridan : oh , my god , what 's wrong with me ? i just had a fantasy about hurting fancy . gwen : ok , sheridan , i think that maybe you need some professional help with this . sheridan : no , no , no . what i need is for fancy to leave luis alone because that 's the only way that i 'm gon na stop dying inside . gwen : but , honey , i do n't think that 's going to happen . i mean , i think they 're falling in love with each other . sheridan : but it 's killing me , because i love luis and i 've lost him . gwen , i 've lost him . i 've lost luis . i 've lost him . [ next_on ] eve : who could have found out about this ? who would do this to me ? ethan : is that your bathroom ? you do n't mind , do you ? rebecca : ethan ca n't find me in here . chad : marry me by christmas or we 're finished .
sheridan and ethan 's jealousy raged out of control again today while watching their former - and rejected - lovers with their new loves . noah gave ethan good advice , and good information to act on it , so he took off to confront jt cornell again . sheridan talked to gwen about her fears over her jealousy , but could n't keep from getting upset again at the sight of luis and fancy kissing in the park . theresa , jared , and little ethan had fun in the snow under the angry gaze of ethan , before he left to find jt , but had no idea they were being watched .
[ charity hums `` deck the halls `` ] kay : i 've been wanting to get rid of charity almost as long as you have . why not just let endora finish her off ? tabitha : because a part of timmy lives on in charity , that 's why . kay : his heart . tabitha : yes . and timmy loved these holidays . he 'd never forgive me if i let blondie burn like a yule log . so i 've got to come up with some other way to get rid of her . kay : well , we need to make it quick because charity and miguel are rebonding like they 're superglued , and i ca n't let that happen . [ charity hums `` deck the halls `` ] charity : oh . kay : oh , that does it ! come on , endora . if i miss sarah 's funeral , well , then , i miss it . oh , but we 'll be going to charity 's funeral instead ! luis : sheridan should be back by now . antonio : you know what ? if anybody 's going to go look for her , it 's me . i am her husband . pilar : you know , both of you should take eve 's advice . sheridan has been through enough today with all the reminders of her baby . she needs her time alone . [ baby cries ] sheridan : i 'm sure that 's a baby crying . [ crying ] sheridan : ohmy god . oh , god , that 's my baby ! beth : this is almost too easy . father lonigan : i am the resurrection and the life , sayeth the lord . he who -- gwen : oh , this ca n't be really happening . our baby is dead . theresa : ethan ! [ gwen gasps ] theresa : ethan , where are you ? ethan , i need your help ! ivy : can you believe it ? theresa is crashing the baby 's funeral . theresa : no , no , no ! pilar : what 's wrong ? rebecca : actually , yes , i can . i 've been expecting something just like this . theresa : it 's little ethan ! no , no ! he 's been kidnapped ! he 's been kidnapped ! let me go ! ethan , help me ! help me ! he 's gone . my little boy 's gone . father lonigan : merciful heaven ! theresa : ethan ! gwen : theresa , how dare you do this now at our baby 's funeral . theresa : ethan , please , help me ! i ca n't lose my son ! no , ethan -- rebecca : child protective services must have gone to casa cucaracha and taken little ethan away . hmm . look at her -- mother theresa -- hysterical . maybe it 'll do her in and she 'll drop dead on the spot . then we can bury sarah on top of her . julian : rebecca , you have ice water in your veins . rebecca : what , she killed my daughter 's baby . and i intend to see that she gets exactly what she deserves and then some . theresa : no -- no , ethan . no , please ! ethan ! no ! singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life you know how it is . y , theresa : no ! pilar : theresa -- theresa : ethan ! please ! antonio : theresa , theresa -- hey , hey , hey -- you 're not making any sense . pilar : mija -- theresa : no , they came to the house -- they came to the house , and then they took him . and i tried to stop them . they took him . please -- please -- ethan , help me ! gwen : ethan , this is our baby 's funeral . ethan : gwen , little ethan may have been kidnapped . gwen : who is more important to you , theresa 's son or our little girl ? do you remember the promise you made to me that you would never rush to theresa 's side , no matter what ? ethan : yes , honey , i remember -- gwen : and do you remember what i told you would happen if you did ? ethan , theresa has her family to help her . our daughter deserves to have her family help bury her . now , are you going to keep the promise that you made to me on sarah 's coffin , or are we going to bury any chance of getting back together along with our daughter ? ethan : no , of course not . all right , all right , i 'm sorry if my reaction to theresa led you to believe otherwise , ok ? theresa : ethan , help me ! please . mrs. wallace : psst , precious , sheridan is not back yet , and neither is beth . we have got to go find my demented daughter . maybe , just maybe , we can stop her from sending sheridan to an early grave , ok ? let 's book . ooh , excuse me , honey , sorry . ooh . we need to leave . you know , we need to change a diaper . reese : oh , the baby 's ? mrs. wallace : mine . jessica : daddy , what 's happening with theresa ? sam : i do n't know , but i 'm going to find out . whitney : little ethan is theresa 's whole life . she 'll die if anything happens to him . theresa : ethan -- ethan , please , look at me ! antonio : theresa , theresa , calm down -- pilar : theresa -- antonio : tell us who took your son . who took your son ? pilar : mija , por favor , tell us what happened so we can help you . luis : oh , my god . pilar : what is it ? luis : it 's an order from child protective services . it says that theresa 's an unfit mother . pilar : what ? rebecca : what goes around comes around , theresa . and you 're going to get exactly what you deserve . pilar : ja , mija . ja , theresa , ja . [ baby cries ] sheridan : my baby . i have to find my baby . [ crying stops ] sheridan : mommy 's here . where are you ? god , i know i heard you crying . mommy will never forget what you sound like . never . it 's ok , it 's all right . where are you , sweetheart ? please , please , just let me hear you so i can find you , hold you , help you to stop crying . [ baby cries ] sheridan : my baby 's over there now . it 's ok , sweetheart , mommy 's coming ! beth : and she 's off . mrs. wallace : come on , precious , we got to hurry . aha . i thought i would find you here , missy . beth : mother , i 'm busy . what do you want ? mrs. wallace : i want you to stop . you put a kibosh on this latest sadistic plot that you have to kill sheridan . beth : you are too late . sher - sher already heard the tape of her baby crying that i made through the speakers that i hid over in the bushes . now she 's on her way down to the cliff , and i 'm well on my way to winning the crying game . mrs. wallace : precious , do you hear that ? do you hear how evil beth is ? playing that tape of sheridan 's baby crying right through the speakers leading all the way to the edge of that cliff . sheridan -- oh , no , sheridan -- will be lured to that spot that beth weakened . beth : yeah , and the ground will give way , and sheridan will fall into the ocean below . there 's no way that she can take the plunge and survive . so sheridan 's going to be long gone , and i 'm going to get both her baby and soul mate , luis , all for myself , forever . mrs. wallace : ooh , you -- a y '' yjq kay : now , remember , endora , use your powers to set charity on fire , not miguel . tabitha : kay , kay , wait . as proud as i am that endora can kill before she can crawl , you ca n't use her powers to dispatch charity , especially with miguel as eyewitness . no , we have no choice but to find another way to get rid of blondie . kay : we need a plan , and we need it now , or all the progress i 've made using maria to bond miguel to me is just going to be lost in a lip lock . tabitha : the boys in the basement certainly do n't want those two going at it over their heads , either . no , we have to find a way to get charity to leave without being obvious . kay : well , i ca n't say anything , or miguel will just get suspicious . tabitha : think , witch , think ! [ doorbell rings ] tabitha : who in heaven was that ? [ knock on door ] kay : come on . [ knock ] miguel : hey , simone . simone : hey , miguel . miguel : come on in . simone : whoo . hey , charity . charity : hi . simone : hey . i came by to see how kay and the baby were doing . miguel : maria 's fine , you know , and kay 's doing a lot better now that i 'm helping her out more . simone : that 's good to hear . miguel : yeah . charity : so , are you going to help us decorate ? it 's maria 's first christmas . miguel : yeah , come on . simone : sure , yeah ! great . tabitha : i know how to get charity out of here . kay : how ? tabitha : simone . kay : oh , do n't count on it . simone 's a big charity and miguel fan . tabitha : trust me , kay , with simone 's help , charity will be out of here in no time . do n't forget , endora 's not the only one around here with powers . and i will use my powers to use simone to send blondie packing . pilar : theresa 's a wonderful mother . why would children protective services take little ethan into their custody ? luis : how the hell could this happen ? julian : god , i wish i had n't let you force me into torturing theresa like this . rebecca : julian , i did n't force you . you had a choice . now , granted , if you had refused me , i would 've told t.c . that you 'd been having an affair with his eve . and i know you do n't want anything to happen to the woman who holds your heart . eve : pilar , she seems like she 's on the verge of a total emotional collapse . if we do not get her calmed down , little ethan is not going to have a fit mothero o go home to . sam : child protective services shows up out of the blue to take theresa 's little boy ? does n't make sense . look , i 'll call c.p.s . and see what i can find out . antonio : theresa is not an unfit mother . luis : no , she isn't . sam : oh , my god . all this in the middle of ethan and gwen trying to bury their baby -- my granddaughter . look , let 's get out of here so father lonigan can ninish the service . then i 'll call c.p.s . pilar : sam , should n't you be here for ethan ? sam : well , somehow i think he 'll be glad to know that i can help theresa if he can't . theresa : no -- pilar : it 's ok -- theresa : no , ethan -- fox : shh . theresa : ethan ! ethan -- no , please , help me ! no , do n't -- pilar : yes -- whitney : no , honey , come on . theresa : no , no -- no , ethan -- ethan : father , we 're -- we 're ready to continue the service . father lonigan : of course . let us pray . jesus , good shepherd , receive sarah into your arms . cradle her in your love , bless her , and take her to your father . comfort the hearts of her parents and grant them peace and consolation . may she live forever with you in heaven . amen . theresa : help me ! i ca n't lose my son ! no -- rebecca 's voice : i knew this would be a sad day , burying my grandchild . but , my , how things have changed . rest in peace , sarah . your death means the end of life as theresa knows it . seven are left , w hoe mearly toominndhohoit do ppey ! u owhai 's ang he ippppp apfveñc urañtx reeor , o n ' yoru tabitha : hell 's bells . it 's like santa 's blinking workshop has landed iny y living room . charity : ok , so , what do you think ? tabitha : well , it certainly is festive , dear . [ noise ] tabitha : oh , my -- my pipes , my plumbing . ignore it . charity : well , for it to be any more christmasy in here , we 'd have to set up a manger scene . [ noise ] tabitha : you know , i really must get those pipes fixed one of these days . kay : well , at least the noise did n't wake up maria or endora . they 're both still sound asleep . miguel : i 'm glad maria 's resting . you know , i could tell that her having colic was running you ragged . kay : yeah , but the worst is over with . tabitha : oh , hot cocoa , dear ? simone : oh , sure . thank you , tabitha . tabitha : oh , why do n't you take the blue cup ? goes with your outfit . simone : ok . [ bell rings ] simone : charity , why are n't you at the funeral for gwen and ethan 's baby ? after all , it is your uncle sam 's granddaughter . charity : you 're right . i should be there . simone : why did i just say that ? charity : miguel , you know what ? i do -- i need to go to the funeral to support my uncle and jessica . miguel : ok , well , i was going to stay here and babysit maria so that kay could go , but maybe we should all go -- if tabitha would watch maria . kay : that 's ok , miguel . i think i 'm just going to stay with maria after all . miguel : i guess i 'll go with charity , then . [ bell rings ] simone : miguel , i think you should stay here with kay and maria . they need you . charity : yeah , she 's right . you stay with maria . i will go by myself . ahem . miguel : ok . charity : all right . oh , tabitha , thanks for the cocoa . miguel : i 'll walk you out . simone : why did i just say that ? tabitha : i cast a spell on simone 's cocoa so she 'd help get rid of charity . now make like a mountie . go get your man . kay : oh , i will . do n't you worry . tabitha : now if i could just get rid of these horrid christmas decorations . [ noise ] tabitha : i 'm working on it . simone : this is the best hot cocoa i ever had . even better than mrs . bennett 's . shh . mmm . [ bell rings ] simone : of course , kay 's mom used to always make us eat that nasty tomato soup cake every time we had hot cocoa , and , well , it just -- made me want to hurl even just thinking about ho disgusting it was . [ simone gasps ] simone : kay , i -- i am so sorry . i do n't know why i 'm saying that . i thought i always liked your mom 's tomato soup cake . kay : that 's ok , simone . maybe you just got a bad slice once . tabitha : hmm . why do n't i give you a little more , dear ? we 've got so much to talk about . i 'll just fill you up . father lonigan : why , god ? why would you take the life of an innocent baby ? why would god deny this child the love of its parents , the joy of friends ? why would god deny this soul the wondrous and unique journey through our temporal world ? i have no answers . but we have faith , faith that in god 's infinite wisdom , sarah 's death has as much meaning as would her life had she lived it . rebecca : our granddaughter 's death will be avenged . theresa is going to pay very dearly for what she 's done . eve : theresa , we are going to help you , sweetheart , but you have to help yourself first . you have to keep yourself calm . theresa : they took little ethan . whitney : how could this happen ? pilar : i do n't know . she 's a wonderful mother . i mean , where would children protection services get the idea that she was n't ? sam : yeah , this is chief bennett . i need to speak with the c.p.s . director right now . it 's an emergency . antonio : should we call a lawyer ? luis : let 's just wait and see what sam finds out first . antonio : well , there 's got to be some kind of mistake because theresa is not an unfit mother . luis : no , she 's not . sheridan 's not back yet , either . antonio : she has been gone a long time . i 'll go look for her . luis : no , don't . look , she went over to the crane mausoleum to visit her mother 's crypt . antonio : she did say she was going to be ba f for the funeral . luis : well , it 's a good thing that sheridan 's not back . if she were to hear theresa 's son had been taken , it would devastate her already fragile emotional state . just let sheridan be alone for now . she 's safer where she is . [ baby cries ] sheridan : my baby -- where are you ? [ crying stops ] [ crying ] sheridan : mommy 's coming , sweetheart . please wait for me . beth : i knew my plan would work . the sound of her baby crying is luring sheridan closer to the cliff . and since i made mincemeat of the cliff 's edge , it 'll give way once sheridan sets foot on it . mrs. wallace : oh , and then the poor thing 's going to fall to her death . what you are doing is heinous , torturing sheridan like this , using the cries of her baby which she thinks is dead just to try and murder her again . this is beyond evil . what kind of a murdering monster are you ? beth : a smart one , mother . mrs. wallace : ah -- beth : my plan to get rid of sheridan will work one way or another . everyone will think either , a , she 's sleepwalking again -- oops , she fell -- or , b , she was so distraught over losing her baby that she killed herself . mrs. wallace : oh -- beth : either way , they are never going to trace her death back to me , and i 'm going to get everything that i want . mrs. wallace : ooh , yeah . i just hope you get what you deserve -- yes , i do -- which is the electric chair . beth : ok . [ crying ] beth : go on , sheridan . you 're almost to the end -- to the end of your life . sheridan : my baby 's cries are coming from over there . oh , god , near the cliffs . here , canada got a new prime minister today . but if he 's the liberals choice , consider him mtin 's choice . the fiery ralph goodale . i invite him to step outside . in - depth profiles plus cabinet swearing - in . kevin newman in ottawa . tonight 's global national . singer : you are my passion for life ivy : `` and people were also bringing babies to jesus to have him touch them . when the disciples saw this , they rebuked them . but jesus called the children to him and said , ' let the little children come to me and do not hinder them , for the kingdom of god belongs to such as these . and i tell you the truth -- anyone who will not receive the kingdom of god like a little child will never enter it . ' and he took the children in his arms , put his hands on them , and blessed them . `` charity : hi . where 's your dad ? jessica : he 's helping with an emergency . theresa 's little boy was taken from her by child protective services . charity : what ? why ? jessica : no one knows . that 's what dad 's trying to find out . charity : so much suffering . why is this happening ? why ? rebecca : just my luck father lonigan is blind . otherwise , i could signal him to hurry up so i could watch theresa suffer . julian : you 're all heart , my pet . rebecca : julian , my granddaughter is dead , and all the boo - hooing around here is not going to bring her back . at least i 'm doing something . i 'm doing something to avenge her death . i 'm being biblical . ethan : mother , thank you . that was lovely . ivy : oh , ethan . i am so sorry . and i do n't care how father lonigan tries to soften little sarah 's death . this never should 've happened . theresa : i ca n't lose my baby , whitney . eve : theresa 's no better than she was before . i may have to give her something to help her relax . pilar : when i think of my little grandson being ripped from theresa 's arms by a stranger and taken to a strange place -- it 's too much . fox : i do n't get it . it does n't make any sense . theresa 's a wonderful mother . i remember when i first came back to harmony , we 'd have all these conversations in her room about little ethan . it was totally obvious that he 's her life . whitney : yeah , he still is . theresa : my poor little boy . they got to bring him back to me , mama . they have to . sam : child protective services can not go into someone 's home and just take their child away from them . first an investigation has to happen , proving just cause . an investigation did happen ? and it was determined that theresa was unfit to have custody of her son ? what prompted an investigation in the first place ? a complaint was filed against theresa ? antonio : who would file a complaint against theresa ? luis : what ? sam : look , as chief bennett , i want the name of the person who filed the complaint , and i want it now . [ baby cries ] sheridan : where are you ? mommy 's looking for you , but she just ca n't find you ! [ crying stops ] [ crying ] beth : i 'm up to the last speaker that i hid , the one on the rock just below the cliff . she 'll hear her baby 's voice . that will draw sheridan closer to the edge of the cliff . and since i made the ground weaker than your ability to say no to a n n -- mrs . wallace : oh -- beth : i 'm sure that it will give way under sheridan 's weight and blondie will take a dive into never - never land . mrs. wallace : oh , just give me that . you just give -- beth : hey , back off , mother . if you try to mess this up for me , sheridan will not be the only one going off that cliff . you and precious will take a plunge , too . [ music plays ] mrs. wallace : hey , precious -- precious , will you stop your daydreaming ? we have a real , live nightmare going on here . we do . sheridan is going to die , and there is nothing -- absolutely nothing we can do to stop it . [ mrs. wallace sobs ] [ baby cries ] sheridan : do n't cry , sweetheart . mommy 's coming . i can hear you crying , but why ca n't i see you ? where are you ? why ca n't i find you ? [ crying ] sheridan : do n't worry , sweetheart . please , sweetheart , help mommy find you ! miguel : it 's too bad charity could n't stay and help us finish decorating . but i know it 's right that she go to sarah 's funeral . [ kay cries ] miguel : kay ? what is it ? kay : i should 've gone to the funeral . i mean , after all , my dad 's been through so much with mom and david . i should be there for him to lean on . miguel : you can still go , ok ? i 'll watch maria . simone 's voice : i wonder if kay is sincere or faking it . kay : i 'm sorry , miguel . i just -- i just -- i just do n't want you to think i 'm selfish . miguel : why would i think that ? kay : because i ca n't go to the funeral . i -- i ca n't see ethan and gwen bury their little girl . i mean , that could 've been us , miguel . i mean , we came so close to losing her so many times . i mean , we almost lost maria , miguel . we almost lost our baby . [ kay sobs ] miguel : it 's ok . it 's ok . tabitha : good work , kay . damn good work , as our side would say . woman : when at night i go to sleep 14 angels watch do keep two my head are guarding two my feet are guiding two are on my right hand two are on my left hand two who warmly cover two who o'er me vever two to whom ' tis given to guide my steps to heaven father lonigan : `` and god shall wipe away all their tears , and there shall be no more death , nor sorrow , nor crying , nor shall there be any more pain . `` may sarah rest in peace . may the grace of our lord jesus christ be with you all . amen . all : amen . ethan : father , thank you . gwen : i ca n't -- i ca n't leave . ethan , i just ca n't leave my daughter to go in the cold ground and be all alone . sarah 's my baby . my baby girl . my baby girl . my baby girl . i ca n't say goodbye to my baby girl . i ca n't , ethan . i ca n't say goodbye . no , i ca n't say goodbye . ivy : our children do not deserve this , rebecca . little sarah should -- should never have died . rebecca : no . no , she should n't have . and we both know the reason why she did . pilar : you have to have faith , mija , ok ? you have to have faith that this situation will resolve itself and you will get little ethan back . whitney : well , there has to be some sort of mistake . why would c.p.s . even think about taking little ethan away from theresa ? eve : they wouldn't . not unless someone filed a complaint . pilar : theresa ? what is it , mija ? julian : theresa , i would like to spend some time with little ethan soon . theresa : little ethan is in my custody full - time , julian . you agreed to that . julian : yes , i did . rebecca : but that may all change come tomorrow . theresa : oh , god , no . whitney : theresa , what ? did you think of something ? pilar : oh -- well ? did you find out why c.p.s . took little ethan ? it was a mistake , was n't it ? luis : afraid not . antonio : someone filed complaint against theresa . pila who would do such a thing ? sam : the complaint was filed by julian crane . theresa : no . no . no ! no ! god , julian , no ! no ! oh ! one time in tsteup hee i , bk rkre tabitha : i think we should give them a moment alone , do n't you ? simone : ok . miguel : kay , you are n't selfish for thinking the way you do about maria living and sarah dying . i felt the same thing . kay : really ? miguel : yeah . you know , i mean , i thank god every day that maria 's ok and that she 's still with us . you know , and i understand why you would n't be able to bring yourself to go to sarah 's funeral . you know , you 're a loving mother that almost lost her baby . anyone with a heart would understand that . kay : sometimes when -- when she 's sleeping , i just check to see if she 's still breathing . miguel : so do i. i love maria so much . i do n't know what i 'd do if anything happened to her . kay , kay , you have to have faith , ok ? god did n't take maria . she 's still here with us . you know what ? now we have to do whatever we can to make sure that she has the best life possible , and that 's what we 're going to do . you know , we got to make sure that she 's healthy and happy and loved . kay : miguel . miguel : nothing 's ever going to take maria away from us now . we 're her family . rebecca : you look at what my daughter is going through , and then you tell me that theresa does not deserve every single thing we 're doing to her . charity : something terrible 's happening . reese : you can say that again . jessica : gwen looks like she 's having a nervous breakdown . charity : no , it 's something else . something more . theresa : julian ! you bastard ! rebecca : oh , the little chalupa must know who called c.p.s . theresa : you -- you took my son . you took little ethan ! damn it , julian ! die ! die , julian , die ! [ baby cries ] sheridan : where are you ? mommy hears you crying . beth : sheridan is just a slip slide away from meeting her end . mrs. wallace : oh , hey -- you may get away with killing sheridan now , but someday , missy , someday you are going to have to pay for everything that you have done . and `` last stop , heaven , `` is something that you will never , ever hear . beth : it 's ok , mother , because the life i 'm going to have with luis and our baby will be so fabulous , it 'll more than make up for anything i have to face later on . mrs. wallace : well , you are fooling yourself , missy . and if i were you , on judgment day , i 'd wear something cool because where you 're going , you are going to need it beth : hmm , uh - huh . yeah , well , if i were you , i would n't be talking about judgment day . you know , i doubt that all of those years of bed - hopping and boozing have secured you a little spot in heaven . mrs. wallace : yes . and you know why , bethie ? because the angels , my friends , know i 've repented . they -- they will take care of me . mm - hmm . beth : yeah , the angels will take care of a vicious , cruel moth l like you . mrs. wallace : oh ! beth : the angels will send you to hell faster than precious can change your dirty diaper . mrs. wallace : ooh ! awful . is n't she awful ? she is . it 's no wonder i went gray before my time . beth : oh , zip it , crone . do n't you ruin my moment . sheridan is about to die , and i would like to savor my victory . mrs. wallace : heaven help us . especially sheridan , please . [ baby cries ] sheridan : where are you , baby ? i heard you crying . i know i did . i would recognize your cry anywhere . where are you ? please let me see you . i 'd just die if i do n't find you . [ sheridan screams ] rebecca : your daughter is a baby killer . pilar : how dare you ! so you admit taking little ethan away ? rebecca : oh , you -- [ rebecca screams ] beth : i killed her . blondie 's dead . theresa : tell them that you 're going to help me get my son back . ethan : i ca n't help you .
tabitha stops kay from using baby endora to harm charity . after charity leaves to go to baby sarah 's funeral , kay sobs uncontrollably about her inability to attend the funeral .
sam : i know i have a lighter down here somewhere . ivy : what are those ? sam : well , you 'll probably think i 've lost it if i tell you . ivy : no , i wo n't . i promise . sam : remember how pilar kept a lit candle in her window all those years for antonio in case he came home ? ivy : yeah . she kept one for martin , too . sam : well , it worked for her , so i thought -- ivy : you 're going to light a candle for ethan ? sam : and jessica . ivy : oh . if it were just that simple . sam : look , i have a few more , if you want some . you know , i think all of our kids could use a boost right now . yeah -- see ? there you go . you think i 'm nuts . ivy : no , sam , i do n't . i think you 're the sweetest , most wonderful man i 've ever known , and i could n't love you more than i love you this second . sam : well , this one 's for ethan , jessica -- ivy : yeah . sam : noah , and kay . i guess doing anything 's better than nothing . ivy : yeah , you know , sam , i 'm kind of cold . could you get my sweater ? sam : yeah , sure . ivy : thank you . sam : be right back . ivy : yeah . ivy : kay . i 'm sorry , sam , but there 's no way i 'm going to let kay ruin fox 's life the way theresa did to ethan 's . [ scene_break ] tabitha : will you stop pacing , kay ? you 'll wear holes in my new carpet . kay : oh , this carpet has to be a hundred years old if it 's a day . tabitha : a hundred years is nothing in the scheme of things . kay : do n't lecture me , tabitha , not now , ok , not after i 've done the dumbest thing i 've ever done in my entire life . why did i take the house phone off the hook and switch fox 's cell phone ringer to silent ? i -- tabitha : if you really want an answer , i 'll be happy to supply you with one . it is all because of the spell you had me cast to make fox successful at crane industries . kay : wait . you 're saying that i messed up because of the dark forces in the basement ? they 're the reason why i 've been so paranoid and insecure about valerie ? tabitha : i warned you that spell carried a very high price tag , kay . one never knows how the dark side 's pound of flesh will be exacted , just that it will be . i 'm sorry , dear , but you and fox are over and out . that 's all there is to it . [ scene_break ] valerie : at least kay did n't cost you more valuable time . we made it in before the hong kong office opened . fox : yeah , i ca n't believe she turned the ringer off on my phone . valerie : hey , you do not be angry at her . you knew you were taking a risk when you hired her . let 's not dwell on her childish behavior . you have to get the singapore project back on track . fox : yeah , ok . here 's what i 'm going to do -- i 'm going to -- i 'm going to shoot lee an email so he gets it first thing in the morning . hopefully , he 'll see it before he figures out the singapore deal 's gone bust . if that 's the case , maybe we can keep him onboard . valerie : oh , my god , it 's too late . lee must have gotten into the office early . he 's furious with you , fox . fox : what ? valerie : the deal 's dead . [ scene_break ] woman : oh , ethan . will you die with theresa by your bedside or gwen ? theresa : noah , you got to do this . you got to save him . you got to save his life . ethan , come on . fancy : i 'm calling gwen to tell her when ethan is . she 'll have an ambulance sent . theresa : no , no , fancy , please do n't . you ca n't do this , please . fancy : the hell i ca n't . she deserves to know you 're about to kill the man she 's married to , if you have n't already . theresa : no , no , no , just wait . just wait one second , please ? just give noah a chance to get ethan 's heartbeat and -- come on , come on , come on . fancy : he 's dead . you killed him . this is all your fault . [ scene_break ] fox : hi . good morning . this is fox crane . i 'm calling for mr. lee , please . sure , sure , i can hold . here we go . mr. lee , hi . it 's fox cr -- yes , i know . i 'm looking at it right now . i understand . the singapore project looks like a disaster , i understand that , but listen to me . looks can be deceiving , ok ? we can still salvage this deal . it 's not going to be a problem . i 've thought about it as long i 'm willing to forego my commission . yes , i 'm absolutely positive . well , then , you have them call me . if they need personal confirmation , that 's not a problem . i 'll be happy to talk to them personally . ok . do me a favor and get back to me on their responses , ok ? thank you . i 'll hear from you soon . bye . wow . you think i 've lost my mind , huh ? valerie : i 'm just worried you 're giving away the store . that 's millions of dollars that would have ended up in your pocket . fox : i know , i know , i know . look , it 's -- the only thing that matters right now is all the working - class people that have signed on to this project . they 're counting on me , you know , so -- and who cares how much it costs me , as long as i know i 'm doing the right thing . [ scene_break ] kay : damn spell . tabitha : shh . do n't curse my spell , kay . i gave you not one , but two chances to change your mind , but you said no . you 'd do anything to ensure fox 's extreme success at crane . as i recall , you said you did n't care about the price . kay : i should have just trusted that fox would make it to the top at work without any help from me . tabitha : yeah , well , it 's a bit late for monday morning quarterbacking , is n't it , dear ? kay : but what if i 've lost him forever ? tabitha : well , then , you just have to find a way to move on without him . you just forget about him . i 'm afraid what 's done is done , kay , and there 's nothing you can do to change it . kay : well , wait a second . there 's just something not quite right about all this . tabitha : what 's that ? kay : well , how come he left work in the first place to be with me tonight ? our relationship was his first priority , not his career . your spell 's not working too well . tabitha : she has a point , does n't she , dear ? ah . you 're grasping at straws , child . my advice is give up on fox now and save yourself a whole lot of heartache . here . excuse me . look , call him . call him on the phone . tell him it 's all over , and that way there wo n't be any more fussing and moaning around here , will there ? kay : i 'm right , are n't i ? your spell 's not working the way you thought it would . tabitha : well , it 's -- kay : uh - huh . that 's why you want me to cut him loose before i realize that there 's still hope . there 's still hope for fox and me ! ah ! [ scene_break ] sam : i do n't think i 'll be hearing from jess tonight , but i can always hope . ivy : yeah . just like i can hope that somebody will figure out where theresa took ethan . oh . i mean , how she managed to kidnap him from the hospital by herself , i do n't understand , and what if ethan 's not even alive ? i mean , sam , what if we find our son and he 's already dead ? what if we 've seen our son alive for the last time ? [ scene_break ] woman : oh , theresa . have you finally lost ethan for good ? fancy : you 've killed him , theresa . i hope you 're happy . theresa : no , he ca n't be gone . please tell me he 's not gone , noah . noah : hey , it 's ok , theresa , all right ? he 's not dead . his heart 's beating again , for the moment . theresa : oh . oh , thank you . thank you , again . noah , thank you so much . fancy : god 's the one you should be thanking . at least now there 's another chance for me to take him to the hospital where there are real doctors . noah : come here . you ca n't call anyone , fancy . fancy : as if i 'd listen to you after what you 've done . my god , noah . this is worse than finding you with another woman . noah : look , i 'm sorry i could n't tell you about this , all right , but i did n't want -- i did n't want to put anyone else at risk , especially not you . fancy : you 've got to be kidding me . ethan almost died just now . it 's only luck that pulled him through again . oh , my god , what 's wrong with you ? noah : we will talk about this later , fancy . i will explain it all . theresa : i do n't even know how you got up here . how did you find us ? fancy : i followed him . noah : oh . fancy : and it 's a good thing i did . you had no right taking ethan anywhere without gwen 's permission . theresa : fancy , she was about to take him off life - support . fancy : which , from what i understand , is exactly what ethan wanted . he signed a living will , theresa . theresa : you know what ? his living will stated that he did n't want to be kept alive by machines if he was brain dead . fancy , he is not brain dead , and he would want to live . fancy : maybe if there were a chance for recovery . theresa : well , there 's not going to be a chance for recovery if they take him off life - support . do n't you get it ? we 're trying to keep him alive . fancy : through the most immoral , illegal means possible . do you realize or even care that in doing this you 're depriving his wife and parents of the chance to say goodbye to him ? theresa : i 'm trying to keep everyone from having to say goodbye . i 'm trying to buy him time , fancy . fancy : to do what ? lie there like a vegetable for a few more weeks , months , or , god forbid , years ? you say you love ethan , but the only person you give a damn about is yourself . noah : look , fancy , that 's what i thought , too -- fancy : noah , stay out of this . ethan almost just died , theresa , in a desolate mountain cabin instead of a hospital . theresa : you know what ? he did n't die . he is right there and he is still breathing , and that means that there is still hope for him . fancy : i do n't want to hear any more insane words out of your mouth . i 'm putting a stop to this before it goes any further . theresa : fancy , please do n't do this . please , i am begging you . fancy : oh , save your breath . i 'm calling gwen and telling her everything . your selfish little escapade is over . [ scene_break ] fox : great . great . you 're not going to be sorry you stuck with me on this one , i promise . you have yourself a good day . valerie : mr. chung agreed to hang in ? fox : with a little persuasion . yes , he did , so this is wonderful news . this is -- this is half of our initial investors that are back onboard . valerie : i would n't believe it if i was n't watching you in action with my own eyes . you 're amazing , fox . fox : i am pretty amazing , are n't i ? of course , it helps having you here by my side anticipating my every move . i could n't have done this without you . thank you . valerie : you 're welcome . fox : ok , look , we 're not out of the woods yet . we 've still got a lot of work to do , so back at it we are , huh ? valerie : ok , i 'm in it all the way . [ `` start me up `` plays ] singer : if you start me up if you start me up i 'll never stop never stop , never stop i 'll never stop start it up love the day we will never stop , never stop never , never , never stop start me up ah , give it all you got all you got never , never , never , stop start it up , whoo ! valerie : what did jaing say ? fox : jaing said he 's back onboard . we did it , valerie . we did it . that 's every single one of our initial investors back onboard . the singapore project is a go . valerie : oh , my god . i ca n't believe it . fox : well , believe it . ok , where 's the champagne ? valerie : in my office . fox : ha - ha ! valerie : i 'll be right back . fox : all right , you do that . i 'm going to call kay . she 's going to be relieved to know that she did n't ruin my life . valerie : you think she 's still awake ? fox : still awake ? yeah . you know , she 's probably still awake . she was pretty upset when we left , right ? valerie : yeah , but she had to put maria down and she looked awfully tired . fox : yeah , yeah . she 's not going to care if i wake her up , though . you know , she 's -- yeah , i really hated leaving her like that . valerie : well , i 'm not surprised considering how emotionally dependent she is on you . fox : `` emotionally dependent `` ? wait a minute , hold on a second . i never really thought of her as emotionally dependent on me . valerie : you know what ? ignore me . i do n't know what i 'm talking about . fox : ok . valerie : i do know , though , that she 'll be relieved you 're not breaking up with her over what she did . fox : hey , whoa , hold on a second -- breakup ? nobody said anything about a breakup . we had a little thing . we had a bad moment back at the house , you know ? it was a little thing . nobody said anything about a breakup . valerie : i guess what you call a bad moment i would call a turning point in a relationship . but good for you . you 're a very patient man . fox : right . yeah . well -- no . no , i 'm not . i 'm not a patient man . look , i mean , kay and i -- we have our ups and downs , but for the most part , we get along great . valerie : well , like i said , she 's a very lucky woman . if only all men were as patient and forgiving as you . [ scene_break ] kay : there 's no way that that spell is going to break us up . we love each other too much . tabitha : yeah , but it 's not that simple , kay . kay : it is to me . ok , because without the power of that spell , there 's nothing to mess us up . tabitha : well , first of all , my spell is n't the only strike against you two . and , secondly , it is working . maybe not with the strength that i anticipated , but we get two steps forward , one step back . kay : well , i can live with that . tabitha : and it could change at any time . kay : no . tabitha , i keep telling you this . our love is strong enough to conquer anything and everything that comes our way . so you can go ahead and tell your boys in the basement they can take a hike . fox and i are going to stay together and we are going to live happily ever after . tabitha : i do n't need to tell them anything . they heard and they do n't like your trashy talk . kay : yeah , well , i 'm not afraid of them . tabitha : yeah , well , you should be , because if the boys in the basement get mad , it wo n't matter one wit how much fox loves you . you wo n't be around to reciprocate . [ scene_break ] theresa : fancy , wait . please , do n't -- do n't do this , please . if you call gwen , she 's going to get an ambulance up here , they 're going to take ethan back to the hospital , and they will cut off his life - support . fancy : it seems to me like you 're doing something far worse , theresa . you 're cutting off his right to die with dignity . theresa : i 'm trying to keep him alive . fancy : for whose sake , theresa , yours or his ? sorry , i 'm making this call right now . theresa : no . just wait . fancy : give me back that phone . theresa : just listen to me , please . just hear me out . you tell me that you love ethan . is that correct ? fancy : i adore him . he 's my half brother . theresa : then give him the chance to recover . fancy : i would if i could . anyone who loves ethan would if they could , but they ca n't . the doctors said there 's no hope . theresa : where there is life , fancy , there is always hope . fancy : enough with your clichés , theresa . ethan left a living will specifically detailing his wishes , wishes his wife is trying to carry out , not you , a scheming , selfish tramp . noah : that 's enough , fancy . fancy : oh . you 've got some nerve sticking up for her after what you 've done . noah : look , whatever you think of theresa , all right , she has ethan 's best interests at heart . fancy : oh . i just love how you defend her , but think nothing about lying to me , the woman you said you were in love with ? noah : listen , fancy , i meant it , all right ? i do -- fancy : oh , right . that 's bull . you swore to me that we were starting over fresh , that we were going to do whatever we had to do to stay together and put each other first , but at the first opportunity , you 've gone back on your word . so thank yourself for what i 'm about to do , noah . i 'm calling gwen whether you or theresa like it or not . theresa : fancy , please . i am begging you , do n't do this . [ alarm ] theresa : oh , ethan . fancy : gwen deserves to know what theresa 's doing to ethan . and if he 's dying , she should know . woman : sorry , fancy . i ca n't let you make that call . [ scene_break ] ivy : i 'm sorry , sam . i do n't -- i do n't mean to be this needy . sam : hey , i need you as much as you need me . ivy : i just do n't remember being this scared before . sam : i know . ivy , you 're the only person i know in this world that i can count on for sure . ivy : oh , sam . i feel the same way , i do . and whatever happens , we 'll get through it and we 'll get through it together . sam : you really love me , do n't you ? ivy : more than you know . sam : even though i 'm a terrible father ? ivy : you 're not . sam : well , i mean , then why did jessica go back to spike ? and noah 's doing all right , but , i mean , no thanks to me . and kay -- even though she 's turned her life around , she still had a baby out of wedlock by a boy who was in love with someone else . ivy : that was not your fault , sam . you raised your children with good values . sam : well , i 'm not so sure about that . ivy : well , i am . you can ask anyone in harmony , anyone . you are this town 's moral compass . if anything , i -- i do n't deserve you . sam : no . you 're giving me far too much credit . i 'm the lucky one here . ivy : no , sam . if i was n't in your life , you would be fine . but if you were n't in my life , i do n't know what i 'd do . sam : ivy , i am here to stay . i 'm not going anywhere . mrs. sam bennett - to - be . ivy : that 's right . that 's right , i always thought that proposal was a dream . sam : it 's not . i 'm going to be here forever . you 're never going to get rid of me . ivy : i do n't ever want to get rid of you , sam , ever . i want you in my life for the rest of my life . ivy : make love to me . sam : here ? ivy : here . now . [ scene_break ] kay : can i ask you something ? why do they care if fox and i are in love ? tabitha : oh , because love is the antithesis of everything they stand for . really , kay , you want to have your cake and eat it , too . kay : valerie ! tabitha : what about her ? kay : that 's how the dark forces are going to try to break up me and fox -- through valerie . [ scene_break ] valerie : you still want to call kay , do n't you ? fox : mm - hmm . yeah . yeah , i think it 's important . she should know that we salvaged the deal . she felt so lousy about leaving the phone off the hook , you know ? valerie : well , you ca n't blame her for feeling guilty . god knows i would have if i had done something so reckless . believe me , i am not bashing kay . call her if you do n't mind waking her and the kids , not to mention that freaky mrs. lenox . fox : yeah . yeah , i 'm sure you 're right . it can wait till the morning , i guess . yeah . you know , that 's what i 'll do . i 'll tell her in the morning , you know ? after she puts maria down for her morning nap , we can have our own private celebration over breakfast . valerie 's voice : it wo n't be long before you 're having a romantic breakfast with me , not kay . [ scene_break ] theresa : is there anything that we can do to stop fancy from making that call ? noah : after i blatantly lied to her ? forget it . god , fancy 's so upset , she 'd like to see both of us in jail for the rest of our lives . theresa : i 'm really sorry , noah . noah : at least we know we did everything we could to try to save ethan . i 'm just sorry that fancy 's the one who 's going to end it for us . theresa : you 're not blaming yourself , are you ? noah : look , if i was n't involved with fancy , she would n't have followed me up here . theresa : no , this is n't your fault . i -- i begged you to help me . you did n't even want to , you know ? i would n't take no for an answer . noah : theresa , i am a big boy , all right ? it 's not like you twisted my arm . theresa : no , i kind of did . noah : look , i make my own decisions , all right ? and i did what i thought was right . it 's just too bad that things are n't going to work out with fancy and me . you know ? we were really on the right track for a while there . theresa : noah , you ca n't give up on her . you got to fight for her . you love her . do n't you let anything separate you from the person you love . fancy : come on , damn it . it 's not even ringing . woman : you ca n't make that call , fancy . i ca n't let you do it . [ scene_break ] sam : ivy , someone could walk in on us . ivy : do n't you stop , sam . do n't stop . [ scene_break ] fox : ok , so all we have to do is get these contracts to hong kong before daybreak and the singapore deal is back on the calendar . valerie : thanks to your brilliance . fox : and yours . valerie , come on . i knew you were smart , but you really outdid yourself tonight , you know ? valerie : that means so much coming from you . i have to admit , though , they never prepared me for anything like this at miss o'brien 's secretarial school . fox : oh , that 's right , i keep forgetting . you do n't even have your college degree . well , god help us if you did . you 're going places , valerie . valerie : well , that 's the general idea . and working for you -- well , that 's been a dream come true . i could do this for the rest of my life and be very happy . fox : now , surely , you do n't mean that . you know , there are other things in life , valerie , like -- i do n't know -- marriage and family . valerie : i guess . i do n't really think about that much . fox : why is that ? just because of the way things happened between you and chad ? valerie : oh , no . that was n't all his fault . you know , i focus on work more than my personal life , but maybe someday , when my career is exactly where i want it to be , i 'll think about finding mr . right and having kids and the whole nine yards . but now , no , i -- i have to stay focused . i do n't know anyone who could do both things at the same time very well . i am so sorry . i keep putting my foot in my mouth . fox : no , no , it 's ok . i pretty much agree with everything you just said . valerie : i was n't talking about you . i think it 's different for guys . fox : right , well , you know , maybe not . valerie : so then you 've given it some thought ? making a future with kay while trying to get ahead here at crane ? do you struggle with that , fox ? [ scene_break ] kay : you know , i have had a gut instinct about valerie all along . she 's been trying to move in on fox romantically by using her business expertise to win him over . she 's making me look like a loser at work . she 's the one who 's been sabotaging me from the beginning . tabitha : if you say so , dear . kay : yes , i say so . where 's your magic bowl ? tabitha : oh , in the sun room . kay : yeah , well , i need to go in there . i need to see what valerie 's up to with fox right now . tabitha : oh , i -- i do n't think you should do that , kay . i mean , you ca n't always rely on what you see in there . kay : why not ? you do . tabitha : yeah , well -- but the boys in the basement often play tricks on me . they sneak fake scenes in with the real scenes . kay : i 'll take my chances . just show me fox 's office . tabitha : if you insist , dear . kay 's impetuosity is going to be her undoing , endora . still , i suppose that 's the same trait that 's got her into trouble in the first place . i do n't know . will she never learn ? you know , she 's going to sandbag her relationship with fox without any help from anybody else . [ scene_break ] noah : what happened ? are you ok ? fancy : oh , i 'm just ducky , noah . theresa : well , we thought you were hurt or something from the way you screamed . fancy : no , i 'm fine . i 'm just mad as hell and sick of taking it anymore . now , the phone line 's dead and my battery 's gone . one of you loan me your cell phone . theresa : i do n't have one . noah : my battery 's dead , too . fancy : hmm . sure , it is , noah , just like neither one of you had anything to do with the phone line being out . theresa : we did n't . noah : look , honest . fancy : yeah , right . noah : i was n't anywhere near the phone lines , fancy . theresa : no , i 've been with ethan . fancy : then those alarms -- noah : they did n't mean anything , ok ? ethan 's holding on . fancy : thank god . theresa : you see , you want him to live . you did n't want to make that call . fancy : do n't you dare tell me what i want , theresa . what did she do to get you over to her side ? i mean , how did she convince you that it 'd be a good idea to kidnap another woman 's husband ? are you on drugs ? what did she do , hypnotize you or what ? noah : fancy , stop it , all right ? it 's obviously nothing like that . theresa : no , i just made noah realize that ethan deserves another chance . i love him , fancy . fancy : oh . everyone in harmony knows that , theresa . theresa : then why ca n't you see that i had to do what i did ? i 'm not going to just give up on him . i can not let him die without trying everything imaginable to save his life , or at least try to prolong it . fancy , he is my daughter 's father , and he deserves the chance to see her grow up . fancy : which , according to every doctor and specialist who 's examined him , is n't going to happen . stop pretending what you 've done is some selfless action . i know the truth , theresa . it 's all about you . it 's always about you . but guess what -- it 's over . if i have to , i will drive down to the nearest pay phone , but gwen will find out where you are and what you 've done with her husband . theresa : no , please , fancy , please do n't do this , please . woman : nobody 's leaving here tonight , fancy -- no one . [ scene_break ] fox : do i struggle over my relationship with kay ? valerie : i 'm sorry . that was none of my business . fox : no , it 's ok . you know , it 's a perfectly valid question , especially considering where you 're coming from . gee , i -- well , you know what ? normally , i would do what you do . i would have a plan in mind and i 'd try to stick to it . valerie : but you met kay before you expected to ? fox : yeah , yeah , something like that , yeah . valerie : and you do n't think i 'm awful for being so concentrated on my career ? i mean , a lot of guys think less of women who are too ambitious . fox : no , i think it 's great . i think you have a gift and you should go with it , you know ? it 's admirable , especially , you know , like i said , considering where you 're coming from . valerie : you mean my local working - class parents and my secretarial aspirations ? fox : right , that 's what i meant . you 're a very impressive woman , valerie . you know -- valerie : except what ? fox : no , except nothing . except nothing . well , except -- here 's the thing . i just -- i hope you 're not being too rigid about the way you want your life to work out , you know ? i mean , it does n't always happen in a strict chronological order . you know , what if you meet the right guy before you reach the peak of your career ? what then ? valerie : oh . yeah , i doubt that 's going to happen to me . fox : why ? of course it could happen . i mean , think about it . you 're an attractive woman . so what if you meet a great guy ? you 're going to walk away from the relationship ? are you going to -- are you going to give up that once- in - a - lifetime chance at happiness just because the timing was off ? valerie : wait , you 're talking about the women in the papers who put off having kids until they 're 40 and then it 's too late ? fox : yeah . valerie : that 's not going to happen to me , fox . fox : how do you know ? valerie : i just do . anyway , i 'd much rather be cautious than jump the gun just because my biological clock is ticking . i mean , how many women have kids before they 're ready ? half do n't have husbands . god , i keep doing that . i so was n't pointing the finger at kay . fox : no , no , i did n't think that you were . valerie : i was actually talking about my parents more than anyone else . fox : hmm . valerie : i just -- i do n't want my kids to struggle financially . no matter how hard my parents worked , there were some really tight times . it puts a strain on a marriage , even a good one . fox : that 's what happened to your folks , then ? valerie : they adored each other . fox : hmm . valerie : but money issues kept coming between them . it made them drift apart . fox : it 's a sad story . so much for the song `` all you need is love , `` right ? valerie : well , like my grandmother used to say , `` you ca n't eat love . `` fox : this is true . valerie : not that you would know anything about not having enough food on the dinner table . fox : no , you 're right . i was lucky when it comes to that , i guess . valerie : it 's a different world counting pennies , believe me . before i landed this job at crane , there was a period where i had no clue how i was going to pay for my rent . i had to patch up my winter coat for three years straight because i could n't afford to buy a new one . i 've never told anyone this . i used to shop for my clothes at the salvation army . fox : it 's ok . there 's nothing -- there 's no shame in that . there 's nothing wrong with that at all . valerie : that 's what you think . anyway , i 'm not about to start feeling sorry for myself . i 'm just -- i 'm not going to do that to my kids . fox : hmm . valerie : i 'm going to give them everything they want . i 'm going to work so hard , they never have to know what it 's like to leave the dinner table hungry . fox : good for you , valerie . [ scene_break ] kay : come on , tabitha . tell me what you see . tabitha : well , it 's not for public use , dear . kay : `` public `` ? i live here with you . you 're my friend , right ? tabitha : yes , all right . well , do n't blame me if you see something you do n't like . you can only blame yourself . endora ? endora , will you do the honors , please ? do the honors with the bowl ? [ kay gasps ] tabitha : i told you , you do n't want to see this . kay : oh , the hell i do n't . i knew it . she 's not only trying to one - up me at work , she 's trying to steal fox from me . tabitha : oh , i do n't know . i mean , they were working closely together . i think we should turn this thing off , or maybe i should make you a cup of tea , dear . kay : i do n't want any tea . i want to see how far she takes this . tabitha : you mean how far fox takes this ? [ kay gasps ] kay : oh , my god ! [ scene_break ] theresa : fancy , please do n't do this ! noah : fancy , come on back here . let 's talk about this . fancy : forget it , noah . gwen deserves to know where her husband is . no . someone slashed my tire . theresa : fancy , please -- fancy : how did you do this ? noah : what ? fancy : my tire , damn it . you slashed my tire . noah : i have no idea how that happened . fancy : oh , right . it just conveniently got slashed so i could n't go anywhere when you and theresa were trying to stop me . theresa : hey , i did n't do this . noah : look , maybe it happened on the dirt road on the way up here . fancy : no , i would have felt it . no , it happened after i parked here . you must have done it , theresa . theresa : fancy , you know where i 've been for the last half an hour , ok ? it 's not like i came out here , i slashed your tire , and then ran back inside . do you know what i think this is ? fancy : no , do n't tell me you think this is fate ? theresa : no , i do n't think this is fate . i think ethan 's got a guardian angel who 's watching over him and that angel wants him to be kept alive just as much as i do . fancy : give me your car keys , noah . noah : fancy -- fancy : i mean it , noah . do n't play any games with me . i want them now . theresa : that 's not going to work , fancy . fancy : you 're not going to stop me , theresa . theresa : no , take a look . look -- look at noah 's tires . they 're flat . fancy : damn it . i do n't know how you did it , but it 's obviously one or both of you . you 're going to be so sorry you did this . noah : look , fancy , it 's obviously -- fancy : i 've heard enough out of you , noah . i believed you one time too many . now i know what kind of liar you are . you 're just like theresa . i 'll walk to the nearest pay phone if i have to . noah : fancy , you ca n't walk anywhere , all right ? it 's already begun to snow and the forecast says it 's just going to get worse . if you try to walk anywhere , you 'll freeze to death . fancy : i 'm not as inept as you seem to think i am . noah : look , fancy , i did n't say that you were inept or anything like that , all right ? all i 'm saying is that you ca n't go trudging off in the snow by yourself , all right ? it 's miles to the nearest convenience store . why do n't you come inside and wait for the storm to pass ? fancy : all right . but i 'm not going to let you two get away with this . i 'm going to charge my cell phone , and when it 's working , i 'm going to call gwen . theresa : look , i do n't know who did this to these tires , but , you know , it bought us some time . noah : look , theresa , fancy 's not joking , all right ? she 's going to go in there and she 's going to charge her cell phone , and the second that it is charged she 's calling gwen . theresa : well , then i 'm going to get to ethan , because i need to spend every second that i can with him . noah : fancy , look , i need you to hear me out , all right ? fancy : why ? noah : you 're crying . fancy : yes , noah . you know why ? because i finally thought i 'd met someone who i could trust , someone who genuinely cared about me , only once again i was wrong . noah : no , hey , you were n't wrong , ok ? fancy : no , do n't try to weasel your way out of this , noah . there 's nothing you can say that will undo your actions tonight -- nothing . [ scene_break ] sam : i need you , ivy . ivy : oh , sam . please just make all the bad things go away . [ scene_break ] kay : i knew it . but i am not going to let valerie win . i am not going to let her take fox from me . i 'm going to go to the office right now . tabitha : but , kay -- kay : watch maria for me , please . tabitha : fox is n't expecting you . use your noggin , dear . you need a plan , a scheme , what you 're going to do when you get to the office . i mean , it 's not always the wisest move -- murder , you know ? kay : i 'd like to wring valerie 's little neck right about now . i do n't know what i 'm going to do . tabitha : oh , i hope she keeps her temper when she gets there , endora . oh . look at that , endora . they 're not kissing after all . those boys in the basement played a trick on us . my word , those boys play dirty . and now poor kay is going to go storming in there like a woman scorned and make an utter fool of herself . oh . looks like my spell is finally taking effect . poor kay . oh . oh , she does n't stand a chance , endora , not a chance . [ scene_break ] theresa : god , if there 's any way that you can keep ethan alive just a little bit longer , tell me what it is . i 'll do anything to keep from losing him . fancy : you promised me , noah . you swore we 'd stop hurting each other . you swore you 'd be honest with me no matter how hard it was , that nothing from inside or outside would ever come between us again . noah : look , fancy , please understand , ok ? fancy : look , do n't touch me . do n't ever touch me again . [ next_on ] kay : you 're nothing but a conniving , little manipulating bitch ! valerie : oh . oh ! kay , please , do n't hit me ! fox : kay , what the hell 's going on in here ? what are you doing ? fancy : i hate you , noah . i hate you . theresa : i know exactly how to bring you out of this coma .
as fox and valerie work like dogs to get the singapore project back on track , kay wonders what she can do to overcome tabitha 's spell that 's pulling them apart . however , a slipup by tabitha causes her to realize the spell is n't working like it 's supposed to , and love really can triumph in the end . she realizes valerie is the one who 's been sabotaging her work at crane industries , and checks in the water bowl to see what she is up to with fox . when she sees them kissing , she hurries out to put a stop to it , but tabby , looking into the bowl again , sees that it was all a trick of the boys in the basement , but it 's too late to stop kay by then . sam and ivy discuss their kids and their lives after sam lights candles for ethan , jessica , noah , and kay , deciding they love each other more than anything . ivy then tears his clothes off and as they make mad , passionate love .
gwen : mother , i 'm with you , and , ivy , you , too . we can not let theresa get away with this . rebecca : you are so right . i mean , that little tramp has gone too far this time . we are not going to allow her to ruin your chance of having a family with ethan . ivy : you have papers that say theresa has to give you the baby . gwen : we do , and as soon as those papers are filed tomorrow , she will have no legal right to ever touch my baby again . rebecca : oh , can you believe her gall ? i mean , just because she was the surrogate and she carried the baby ? gwen : she is out of her mind if she thinks that gives her the right to call my baby her own . mother , where is ethan ? rebecca : oh , he 's keeping an eye on theresa and the baby and he 's also calling to see if he can file these papers tonight instead of tomorrow . gwen : ok , good . i mean , the sooner we get theresa out of the i.c.u . and away from my baby , the better . i am going to go wash my face and try to shake off this sedative and hopefully when i get back , ethan will have some good news about those papers being filed . rebecca : yeah , good idea , sweetie . you know , what i do n't understand here is , why is theresa being so stubborn ? i mean , she already signed papers giving away any right she has to this baby in exchange for getting her son back , so why would she do this ? i mean , why would she risk getting little ethan back ? ivy 's voice : because theresa thinks that baby could be hers and ethan 's , that 's why . she drugged my son and slept with him and now she 's convinced he got her pregnant , that little bitch . sam : you know , it 's still hard for me to believe that theresa would disguise herself as gwen and trick you into sleeping with her . ethan : she thought she had lost the embryo that was implanted , the one that she was carrying for gwen and me . sam : the one she stole so she could exchange your baby for little ethan 's . ethan : yeah . only she had n't lost that first baby . we found out she was having twins . eve did a d.n.a . test and one of the babies was gwen 's and one of the babies is theresa 's . sam : oh , my god . and gwen knows nothing about this ? ethan : no . we do n't even know which of the twins died , although theresa 's convinced that that little girl in there that she delivered is hers , it 's not gwen 's . sam : well , another d.n.a . test will prove it one way or the other . ethan : yeah , and i do n't -- you know , she wants to have the test . i do n't want to have the test . sam : why not ? ethan : because -- because it -- legally , the baby belongs to gwen and me anyway . it 's just going to be more painful for theresa to have to let go of the baby if she knows it 's hers . sam : but she 's convinced the baby is hers with you and she 's determined to keep it . ethan : yeah . and if gwen finds out that i slept with theresa and that that baby might not be hers , she is going to be destroyed . and my marriage ? over . it 's going to be over . tabitha : this is an amazingly evil night , endora . and we did n't have to do a damn thing . [ tabitha chuckles ] tabitha : alistair arranged the entire event , inviting all those people to come to a party where he planned to reveal a secret of great magnitude . of course , everyone in the room has a good reason to want to see alistair dead . and , voila , someone did him in even before he could reveal his secret . oh , it 's too delicious . oh . as for suspects -- well , i mean , it 's a veritable who 's who of harmony . katherine -- she was terrified that alistair was going to reveal to everyone that she 's sheridan 's mother , which of course would have caused a rift between sheridan and luis since luis hates katherine anyway for stealing his father away from his family . and luis ' father , martin , wanted to protect katherine from alistair , hmm ? sheridan -- she hates her father for all the times he tried to have her killed in order to keep her away from luis . and luis hates alistair for numerous reasons -- first , of course , for killing antonio and for what he 's done to sheridan . and he blames alistair for somehow forcing martin to abandon pilar and the children . pilar hates alistair for the same reasons as luis , of course . and crazy beth -- oh , she thinks if alistair 's dead , it will delay luis and sheridan 's wedding . and julian -- hmm . he has very strong reasons for hating his father . alistair kept julian and eve from knowing their son chad was alive , and he pushed chad and whitney together romantically knowing that they were brother and sister . add to that the fact that julian has been cut out of the family business -- endora : yeah ! tabitha : and the will -- [ endora babbles ] [ tabitha chuckles ] tabitha : as have his two sons , fox and chad . whitney hates alistair for not preventing her from falling in love and getting pregnant by her own brother and father . and t.c . -- well , he 's hated alistair for years for causing events that tore his family apart . and as for liz , well , she has her own reasons for hating alistair . so , you see , my little witchling , there is n't a person in that room who would n't have gladly poisoned alistair crane . cheers ! tina : how can you all just stand there and do nothing ? julian , sheridan , this is your father ! you have to help him ! do you all really hate him that much that you would just stand there and watch him die ? singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life sam : i 've got to check in at the station house . you sure you 're going to be all right ? ethan : yeah . yeah . thank you . thank you for being here . sam : i wish i could have been a bigger help . ethan : no , hey -- do n't worry about it . i 'll think of something . sam : i 'm sure you will . keep me posted . ethan : i will . thank you . sam : yeah . rebecca : you know , i just ca n't figure it out . i mean , why is theresa putting up such a fight over being with this baby when she knows she 's going to lose by tomorrow morning ? ivy : who knows why theresa does anything , rebecca ? she 's a vindictive little bitch still trying to hurt gwen while she still can . rebecca : no , she has got to be up to something . i mean , she knows her hands are tied legally yet she 's still claiming that this is her child . i mean , what is she really trying to pull here ? ivy : i 'm sure we 'll know soon enough . do you think gwen 's ok ? rebecca : oh , i 'll -- i 'll check on her . gwen , sweetie , are you all right ? gwen : i 'm fine , mother . i 'll be out in a second . ivy 's voice : theresa 's been after ethan for years . and she almost got him away from gwen . then ethan found out that gwen was pregnant and married her , and my poor little granddaughter died right after she was born thanks to theresa 's selfishness . and now she 's trying to take this baby away from gwen , too . does theresa really think she can get ethan back if she convinces him this baby is theirs ? ethan : how is she ? did dr . carlyle say how she 's doing ? theresa : he 's just checking her again . they said the next , you know , 48 hours would be crucial , so we 're just going to have to wait and see . ethan : i just want my little girl to live , you know ? theresa : why is this happening ? why ca n't our little girl be all right ? ethan : i do n't know . i do n't have the answers , theresa . theresa : yeah . you know , you do n't know how painful it is to stand there and hold her tiny little fingers and just watch her struggling to live . ethan : i know . theresa : i blame my father for this , because when i found out that he came back and he had his mistress , i got really upset and i went into premature labor , and if it was n't for him , i might have been able to carry our daughter to term . it was n't enough that he had abandoned us all those years ago . he had to come back and cause us more pain . and now our little girl has to pay the price . damn him . martin : he said someone poisoned his cigar . did he happen to say who it was ? tina : no . he could n't say anything ! for god 's sakes , is n't anyone going to do anything ? we ca n't have him die ! dr. russell , ca n't you do something ? eve : i 'm sorry , it 's too late . i checked his pulse . tina : maybe he 's not dead ! ca n't you do c.p.r . or do something ? sheridan : yes . would you please have a -- an ambulance sent to the crane estate . of course it 's an emergency . someone 's been poisoned . tina : thank you . julian : you said it was too late . eve : i know , but she 's right . there may still be a chance to start his heart . i should at least try until the paramedics come . julian : listen , do you really want to do this ? eve : i 'm a doctor , julian . i have to . tabitha : wait a minute , endora . maybe we do n't want alistair to die . i mean , it was all very well and good for him to be poisoned and what fun to wonder which of our friends did the deed , but he has to live . he has to live so he can utter that one word , the one word that will destroy luis and sheridan 's relationship and ruin so many other lives in harmony . oh ! look at them , endora . oh , most of them are just holding their breath , hoping against hope that your grandfather 's going to kick the bucket . come on , eve . you can do it . we need him alive for the good of evil everywhere . luis : i know he 's your father and i hate to say this , but i hope it is too late . i hope that bastard finally got what he deserved . sheridan : nobody cares if my father dies , including me . theresa : you know , i blame my father for our baby coming too soon . ethan : theresa , please do me a favor -- quit saying `` our baby , `` ok ? it could very well be gwen 's and mine , you know that . theresa : i know . i know it 's ours , ethan . it 's yours and mine . ethan : i know how much you want to believe that , but you can not be sure , ok ? you know what ? it does n't matter anyway because this baby belongs to gwen and me . we have a deal . theresa : how can you be talking about a deal when our little girl is in there fighting for her life ? ethan : because you promised to give us our baby , mine and gwen 's , to get little ethan back . and let me tell you something -- you are going to uphold your promise , theresa . gwen needs that baby . it 's the only thing that 's kept her going since we lost sarah . theresa : ok , so you 're asking me to give my baby to gwen because gwen ca n't have a baby ? she does n't have a baby because i have little ethan ? ethan : theresa , i know . i know it 's painful for you . think about how painful it is for gwen . do you realize how much pain we 've caused her ? have n't we caused enough grief for her ? theresa : what about me , ethan ? what about my grief ? remember -- you were supposed to marry me ? do you remember that ? and then gwen turned up pregnant , so you married her ? we were supposed to spend our life together , ethan , so how do you think i felt ? ethan : you felt betrayed . theresa : exactly , betrayed . you loved me , but you married somebody else . ethan : i loved you both . theresa : you know what ? this is n't about who you love or who you do n't love . this is about my little girl and i 'm going to keep her . now , if gwen wants to have a baby , ethan , then fine , let her adopt one . but she will never have my child , ethan , never ! [ sirens ] paramedic : dr. russell , what do we got ? eve : he 's been poisoned . i ca n't get a heartbeat . let 's try the defibrillator , quickly . clear . i got a pulse . paramedic : all right , let 's bag him , get him to the hospital . pilar : he 's still alive ? eve : yes , pilar . tabitha : oh , well , thank hades the old coot 's still alive . mind you , it 's a mixed blessing because he 'd do us both in if he could . oh -- even if he is on the dark side with us , yeah . but for now , we need his evil . hmm ? no , you 're too young for martimmys . come on , let 's get to the hospital , make sure he stays alive . after all , he is your father 's father , you know , and i 'm afraid we need his help to spread misery all around to the good people of harmony . come on , endora , let 's go . tina : thank you , dr . russell . eve : he 's your father , no matter what kind of monster he is . julian : he 's done nothing to deserve anyone 's pity or mercy . sam : luis , what 's going on ? i was at the station house when the hospital called it in . ok , they said he was a possible homicide . luis : yeah . sam : then what the hell are you doing here ? luis : well , alistair got everyone together for a so - called party . he just wanted to terrorize everyone in this room , and he kept going on about this painting here . he said it would explain everything . sam : explain what ? luis : who the hell knows ? no , he said he was going to destroy everyone with one word . sam : one word ? luis : yeah , well , he never did get the chance to say what it was . sheridan and i just thought he was trying to break us apart . sam : again ? sheridan : hmm . luis : yeah . we were n't scared , though . sheridan : no . there 's nothing that my father could say that could tear us apart . luis : so , anyway , he kept going on about this painting and he never did get to the point . sam : well , i mean , a painting ? i mean , it 's a woman with a child and she 's wearing a veil . i mean , what could it mean ? sheridan : we do n't know . luis : so he was walking around with this glass of cognac , but he would n't drink it because he said someone in this room had poisoned it . sam : oh , someone in this room . but you said he did n't finish the drink . luis : no , he did n't drink it at all . in fact , he threw it in the fireplace and then he went and lit up one of his cigars and immediately thereafter started choking and said that the cigar was poisoned and then he went into convulsions and passed out . paramedic : dr. russell , we 're ready to transport the patient . second paramedic : all right , who 's going with him to the hospital ? first paramedic : is n't there a family member here who wants to go with him ? tina : fox , you 're his grandson . fox : yeah , not anymore . he disowned me . chad : and me . besides , the racist bastard probably wants me to ride in the back of the ambulance anyway . tina : what kind of people are you ? you call alistair a monster , but look at you all . you 're the real monsters here . one of you tried to kill him , and the rest of you just stand here and watch him die ? i work for mr .. crane . i will ride with him . paramedic : all right , let 's go . sam : excuse me , miss . you 're not supposed to leave town , ok ? there 's a few questions i have to ask you . tina : i will be happy to answer any of your questions , chief bennett . julian : the party 's over . you can all go home . sam : hold on , julian . no one 's going anywhere . this is a crime scene . one of you attempted to murder alistair crane . i 'm going to find out who it was . [ playing theme music ] singer : you are my passion for life gwen : ok , i 'm ready . rebecca : are you feeling better , honey ? gwen : much better . i just -- i want to go find ethan and i want to see my baby . ivy : well , are you sure you should ? you know , theresa 's still in there with the baby . rebecca : yeah , and you know how that 's going to upset you . i mean , i know how it upset me . i mean , i wanted to run in there and rip theresa 's heart out when i saw her sitting there holding your baby 's tiny little hand . gwen : well , i know i can handle it because in just a few hours theresa will have no legal right to be near my little girl , and my precious baby will finally have her real mother beside her . rebecca : well , if you 're sure you 're up to it . gwen : i am sure . now , i want to go and see my baby . ok ? rebecca : come on . ivy : oh , if there is any justice in the world , god will not allow theresa to keep that little baby girl , even if it is hers . ethan : will you please think about what you 're doing here ? think about how you 're going to destroy gwen . you do n't even know if that baby is yours or not . theresa : no , i do know . i told you i would do a d.n.a . test . that 's how sure i am . ethan : theresa , my god , you 're forgetting about the whole legal nature of this gigantic mess . you signed papers swearing to give us our baby as soon as it was born . it 's a legal binding document . if you try to fight us on this , you 're going to lose . theresa : no , i 'm not going to lose , ethan , because no court in the world is going to force me to give up my own flesh and blood . ethan : you know gwen will be a wonderful mother . you know that . theresa : not to my baby , ethan . i 'm never going to let somebody else raise my child . ethan : what if the baby is gwen 's ? are you going to live up to your agreement then ? theresa : that 's not going to happen . ethan : well , i ca n't stand to hurt gwen like this anymore . theresa : do you really love her that much , ethan ? do you ? remember california ? remember when gwen was about to deliver her baby ? you were with me . you were kissing me , wanting me . so what if i 'm right , ethan ? what if that baby in there turns out to be yours and mine ? are you going to stay married to gwen and leave me to raise our daughter by myself ? ethan : does n't matter , none of this matters -- it does n't -- because in a few hours , those papers are going to be filed and you are going to be forced to give us our baby . theresa : no . i 'm not going to be forced to give up anything because she is my baby . ethan : what are you talking about ? you signed a contract . theresa : right , yes . i signed a contract that said that i would give you and gwen the baby that was created with the implanted embryo . that baby in there , ethan -- ethan : no -- theresa : that baby has nothing to do with gwen , ok ? she is my baby . look , the truth is going to come out . gwen 's going to find out that you and i slept together . just accept it . ethan : we 're going to have to fight you on this one . theresa : fight me . ethan : theresa , what is it ? what -- theresa ? theresa : oh . ethan : are you all right ? theresa : why do you keep fighting your feelings for me , ethan ? you love me . you always have from the very first day . gwen : what 's going on here ? sam : all right , listen up . i 'm going to have to question each of you , so get comfortable . it could be a while . sam : luis , you said alistair knew that someone had poisoned his drink ? luis : yeah . sheridan : when he started choking , he tried to get the words out of who did it , but he could n't and then he just passed out . luis : it could have been anyone in this room , sam . everyone here had good reason to kill alistair , including me . sam : well , i do n't suppose anyone would like to confess . pilar : i know who did it . it 's obvious . it 's that woman . she killed alistair crane . tabitha : there he is , endora . let 's hope we 're not too late . doctor : the poison 's reached his heart . let 's defib . give him 300 . tabitha : we are too late . alistair 's dying . doctor : clear . ethan : honey , honey , she 's weak . she fell , i caught her . it 's all right . rebecca : you know , she 's never been too weak to try to seduce you . ethan : rebecca , she just gave birth . how about giving her a break ? gwen : right , she just gave birth to my baby , so why the hell are you not in your room recuperating ? ivy : i think it 'd be a really good idea if theresa were in her room , ethan . gwen : yeah , that would be a very good idea , and i 'm going to stay here with my baby . theresa : no , that is my baby and no one 's going to stay by her side except for me . gwen : theresa , you are incredible . seriously , what makes you think that i 'm going to let you just take my baby ? and , ethan , why do you keep defending her ? you can clearly see what she 's trying to do here . ethan : gwen , i 'm just trying to make a bad situation a little easier here . gwen : well , you 're not doing a very good job . why do you keep letting her hurt me like this ? theresa : look , gwen , she 's my baby . i carried her in my body and i gave her life . gwen : theresa , you gave birth to my baby . you were a vessel for a child that carries our d.n.a . rebecca : yeah , so just give it up , you little tramp . you are never going to win . theresa : i am going to win . gwen : theresa , no , you 're not . once the papers are filed , you 're never going to get near my baby again and now you sure as hell are n't ever going to get little ethan back . theresa : i will , gwen . i 'm going to get little ethan back and i 'm going to keep my baby . gwen : you psychotic bitch . do you have any idea how much i hate you ? ethan : cool it , cool it . gwen : theresa , you are never going to get my baby , do you hear me ? ever ! nurse : we 're losing him , doctor . do you want some more arcane ? doctor : no , we did that in the field . nurse : no response , doctor . doctor : he 's gone . and i do n't think anybody in this town is going to shed a tear . tabitha : oh , this wo n't do at all , endora . we 're going to have to take matters into our own hands . endora , make us invisible . here . now -- do it ! [ endora giggles ] tabitha : well done . well done , endora . oh , mommy 's so proud of her little witchlet . now , we 've got to help your grandfather . tabitha : all right . do your magic , lovely . [ monitors beep ] doctor : what the hell just happened ? nurse : he 's back ! tabitha : oh . you 're a wonder , endora ! [ tabitha giggles ] nurse : he 's breathing on his own . doctor : it 's a miracle . this man was just dead . nurse : i ca n't believe heaven sent a miracle to save alistair crane . tabitha : heaven had nothing to do with it , dear . pilar : she 's the one who did it , sam . she tried to kill alistair before with a gun , and this time she used poison , and it worked . martin : pilar , it 's not true . luis : oh , shut up . sam : luis . now , everyone , let 's calm down . pilar , how do you know mrs .. wheeler did it ? martin : hey , are you ok ? katherine : oh , i 'm a little shaky . martin : well , do n't listen to pilar . everything 's going to be all right . katherine : will it be all right , martin ? martin : you think i poisoned alistair ? katherine : well , if you did , you did everyone in this room a favor . did you do it ? martin : whoever did it , they did the world a favor , not just everybody in this room . chad : hey , whitney , you all right ? whitney : yeah . yeah , i 'm ok . chad : you think she really did it ? fox : i do n't know . she tried it once , but look at everybody in this room . everybody wants him dead . chad : well , i know whitney did n't do it . fox : does that mean you did it ? liz : t.c . , here . drink this . you need to sober up before sam questions you . t.c . : i hope alistair dies . he does n't deserve to live . liz : shh . t.c . , be quiet . everyone here knows how much you hate alistair . sam 's going to suspect you . oh , my god . did you do it ? beth : eve , you are amazing -- how you saved alistair 's life even after all the horrible things that he 's done to you ? sheridan : yes . you were amazing . you saved his life . eve : well , you notice i did n't jump right into action . i do hate the man . anyhow , he survived . beth : but for how long ? i mean , he could still die , right ? and then , well , everyone in this room would be glad . sheridan : you 're right , beth , but , you know , i understand why they all hate my father , but why do you hate him ? what did he ever do to you ? pilar : you have to arrest her , sam . arrest that horrible woman . luis : mama , please calm down . sam : look , luis is right . now , pilar , tell me why you 're convinced that mrs. wheeler poisoned alistair . now , did you see her put poison in his drink , on his cigar ? ethan : gwen , calm down . come on . gwen : ethan , shut up ! why the hell do you keep defending her ? ethan : i am just trying to find a solution here to this , all right ? theresa : i am never going to let you take my baby , gwen , and i am never going to forgive you and this whore that you call your mother for stealing my son -- ever ! sam : pilar , answer me . did you see mrs .. wheeler put poison in alistair 's drink or on his cigar ? luis : mama , did you see it ? pilar : no , but , well , she tried to kill alistair twice before , so i just thought she 'd try it again . sam : mrs. wheeler is a suspect . but do n't make accusations unless you have proof to back it up . ok ? i 'm going to need to talk to both of you later , so relax . liz : did you do it , t.c . ? liz : ok , never mind , i do n't want to know . but you will need an alibi and i 'm it . t.c . : what ? liz : i will be your alibi . i 'll tell sam that you were with me the whole time , that you could n't possibly have done it . t.c . : you would do that for me ? liz : of course i would , t.c . i love you . i 'd do anything for you . julian : and why did you hate my father , beth ? beth : well , i guess you 've all forgotten he did take the book cafe away from me . julian : i must confess i -- i had a hand in that myself . eve : but you were a different man then . beth : well , we obviously all have our reasons for wanting alistair dead , but maybe we should n't be that open with sam , you know ? luis : you all right ? sheridan : yeah , fine . luis : look , sheridan , sam 's like a bulldog , ok ? he 'll find out who poisoned alistair . sheridan : luis , i know how much you hated my father . luis : yeah , i hated your father , but i would never start our marriage out by killing him . maybe afterwards . sheridan : hmm . i hated him , too . well , all i ever really wanted was for that man to love me . now i see what a monster he was and i really do n't care if he dies . luis : all right , well , do n't go telling sam anything like that . now , listen , you do n't want to draw any attention towards yourself , ok ? sheridan : right , any undue attention . fox : you did n't answer my question -- did you try to kill my grandfather ? chad : no . did you ? fox : no , not at all . whitney : well , if i had access to some poison , i might have killed him . fox : be careful what you say , all right ? you do n't want to give sam any reason to think you might have tried to kill him . sam : all right . someone in this room is lying . and it 's my job to figure out who it is , and i will . theresa : you will always be my sworn enemy , gwen , for stealing my son from me . gwen : do you really think i care , theresa ? because once those papers are filed , i 'm never going to have to see you again and i certainly am not going to let poor little ethan suffer in your custody ever ! theresa : he 's my son , gwen ! gwen : not anymore he 's not . dr. carlyle : what is going on out here ? this is intensive care . do n't you realize how sick those babies are in there ? gwen : we 're sorry , we 're sorry . you must be dr . carlyle . i am baby winthrop 's mother . theresa : no , i am her mother . how is she doing ? dr. carlyle : dr. russell has told me all about the conflict between you two . ivy : we 'll keep them all under control , doctor . rebecca : yes , yes , but please , how 's the baby doing ? ethan : is she getting better ? dr. carlyle : her condition is unchanged . she 's stable but she 's still not improving yet . and if you keep up this ruckus , her condition could get a whole lot worse . theresa : i 'm sorry . we 'll be quiet . may i see her now ? gwen : i am mrs .. winthrop . i am the baby 's mother . dr. carlyle : as you both know , until mrs .. winthrop has legally filed for custody , we have to let the birth mother see the baby . gwen : i am the baby 's mother . dr. carlyle : i do n't care . i do n't want any more trouble . i 'll call security if i have to . ethan : no , no , wait , wait . that 's not necessary . it 's not . rebecca : but this is outrageous ! you know , i am going to have your license for lunch . dr. carlyle : and i 'll have you all removed from this hospital if there are any more raised voices . come on , theresa . gwen : i am not going to let that bitch take my baby away from me . ethan : it is only going to be a few more hours , all right ? rebecca : do n't worry , gwennie . we 're going to get your baby back , and if it 's over theresa 's dead body , then so be it . ivy 's voice : what are you going to do , ethan ? what if it turns out this baby is theresa 's ? are you going to keep the baby and stay with gwen anyway ? doctor : all right , call me if anything changes . we do n't want to take a chance on losing him . tabitha : oh . did you hear that , my little demon ? we 've got to stay here and help alistair get better , because that 's the only way that we 'll hear him utter that one word , the one word that will destroy sheridan and luis and so many other lives in harmony . sam : that was the hospital . alistair 's still alive , but just barely . if he dies , the charge will be murder one . and someone in this room will be charged . and whether i think alistair deserves it or not , i will find out who tried to kill him . and if convicted , you could get the death penalty . sheridan : now , what could be an improvement upon this moment ? luis : hmm . sheridan : hmm . luis : hmm . beth : i will stop sheridan and luis from getting married . gwen : ethan is about to file the custody papers with the court and then you are going to hand me over my baby .
alistair is taken to the hospital after eve revives him at his aide 's request . he dies again , but tabitha has endora cast a spell on him to bring him back so he will have a chance to say the one word that will destroy harmony . it 's touch and go . meanwhile , back at the mansion , sam is trying to find out who done it , and tells the suspects that if the old man dies , someone there will be charged with first degree murder and could be put to death .
sheridan : oh , luis . will i ever stop missing you and marty ? will i ever stop desperately wanting you both to come back to me ? how can i move on with my life if i ca n't stop thinking about you ? chris and james are right here offering me happiness . will i ever be able to accept it ? [ scene_break ] fox : i ca n't believe how late it is . well , we did it , right ? we did it . valerie : we sure did . you 're amazing , fox . i do n't know anyone else in this company who could have saved this deal . fox : yeah , i know . well , i could n't have done it without your help , valerie . valerie : well , the important thing is we got the singapore project back on track and no one needs to know it was almost a disaster . fox : exactly . i 'm going to find a way to thank you , valerie , i promise . [ scene_break ] kay : ok . i am not going to make a fool of myself , fly off the handle . i 'm going to do this in a mature , professional way . oh , my god ! to hell with being mature ! i 'm going to kill her ! i will not let her take fox from me . i will do whatever i have to do to get rid of her . [ scene_break ] noah : fancy , look , come on , you do n't mean that , all right ? you do n't want me to stay away from you forever . fancy : i mean it , noah . i ca n't believe you did this . we made a promise to always be honest with each other . we were n't going to let any secrets come between us , remember ? noah : yes , of course i remember . fancy : then how could you do this ? you helped theresa kidnap ethan from the hospital and you kept it from me because you knew i 'd never approve . noah : no , listen , fancy , i was going to tell you , all right , just as soon as i knew ethan was safe . fancy : safe ? ethan is in a coma and he 'll never be better . he needs to be in a hospital . noah : yeah , great , where gwen can take him off of life - support just as soon as she can ? at least here he has a chance to come out of the coma . fancy : you 've let that little tramp theresa convince you that ethan will recover , that he 'll be all right again ? noah : look , at least here he 's still alive . fancy : i ca n't believe this . i ca n't believe someone slashed my tire and yours and my cell phone 's dead and there 's a snowstorm coming . it 's like some kind of conspiracy to keep me from calling gwen . but i 'm going to find a way to get the police up here and to get ethan back to his wife and to get away from you . noah : look , fancy , if you 'll just let me explain why i helped theresa , i -- fancy : there 's no way to explain it , noah . the bottom line is you did n't love me or trust me enough to tell me you were going to do this crazy thing . as soon as it 's light , i 'm going to find some way to get to the nearest phone to turn you and theresa in . [ scene_break ] theresa : ethan ? i want you to look at this . you see your daughter ? you see jane ? because she needs you . she needs you very much , and so do i . look , i know that you can hear me and i know that you can come out of this coma . you just got to try . you 've got to try really hard . fancy is here and she wants to take you back to gwen , and if you go back to gwen , they 're going to take you off life - support and you will lose your chance to live . you 've got to try , ethan . you got to try for me , for your child . you 've got to fight to stay alive . [ scene_break ] chris : sheridan ? are you all right ? sheridan : did i wake you ? i 'm so sorry . chris : it 's all right . i find i do n't sleep soundly anymore now that i 've had my son back . i 'm always kind of half - awake in case he needs me . sheridan : i understand . chris : i did n't mean to fall asleep in your bed . i kind of was reading to james when i nodded off . sheridan : it 's ok . is james all right ? chris : he 's still soundly asleep . are you all right ? sheridan : i 'm fine . i just could n't sleep . chris : i think i know why . you still thinking about marty and luis , still feeling guilty ? sheridan : luis was killed trying to find our son , and it is my fault . chris : no , it 's not . you feel guilty because you told luis not to come back without marty , but luis was on his own mission , sheridan . he needed to find your son for himself , too . but you still keep on torturing yourself with this guilt anyway . sheridan : i suppose . you seem to know so much about how i feel . chris : i know because i have the same feelings of guilt about maureen . if i had n't gone into the witness protection program , she 'd still be alive . and that will -- it 'll haunt me forever . but i know she 'd want me to move on , and i 've fallen in love with you . sheridan : i know . chris : but it 's not making you happy . i was hoping that james and i could make you smile again , bring you some of the happiness that you 've lost , but it 's not happening . would it be better if we left ? do we remind you too much of what you 've lost with marty and luis ? [ scene_break ] fox : i 'll be right back . valerie : where are you going ? fox : i 'm going to the book café . i 'm going to grab a couple of their special lattes and then i think right about now is when they put out the fresh , hot doughnuts . valerie : ooh , really ? i love those doughnuts . fox : i know you do . that 's what you said . it 's the least i could do for you , right ? i mean , you did save my neck tonight . valerie : you 're really sweet . thank you . fox : you 're welcome . i 'll be right back . valerie : oh , i ca n't believe how amazing everything went tonight . i could feel the connection , the chemistry . oh , yeah , fox , you and i are going to make some team . [ door slams ] valerie : back so soon ? kay . kay : yeah , that 's right , it 's me . i came here to tell you you 'd better keep your hands off fox or i will tear you apart ! [ scene_break ] theresa : do you remember our first date together ? we went to the ballet . see , i 'm not going to forget that night , ever . you know , i felt like a princess because i was with you , my prince . you 've got to wake up , ethan . you 've got to wake up and come back to me . [ scene_break ] noah : fancy , i understand how you feel , all right ? i understand that you are angry , and you have every right to be . fancy : oh , well , thank you for giving me permission to be angry . noah : that 's not what i meant , fancy . fancy : look , noah , there is nothing you can say that would explain why you helped theresa do this . noah : will you at least let me try ? fancy : go ahead . noah : look , she made sense to me , all right , fancy , that 's all . if gwen pulls the plug on ethan , that 's it , it 's over , ok ? there 's no chance for ethan to ever come back . fancy : but he 's never coming back anyway . noah : yeah , maybe not , all right , but what 's the hurry ? theresa pointed out that they could , you know , come up with a drug or some type of cure or something if she could just keep him alive long enough . fancy : does n't that dingbat ever read the papers ? i mean , did she see how long terri schiavo stayed alive ? that woman was a vegetable for 15 years . noah : fancy , that was a very tragic case where her parents , like theresa , fully expected a miracle to happen . fancy : what was tragic was that she did n't have a living will telling them what she wanted . ethan does . do n't you get it ? gwen is just trying to help ethan fulfill his wishes . noah : look , but theresa thinks that ethan never expected anything like this to happen . fancy : well , of course she thinks that . she 's insane . she had no idea ethan would eat the poisoned guacamole that she meant for my grandfather to eat . it is all her fault that ethan is in this horrible predicament , noah , no one else 's . noah : yeah , i know that . fancy : then what were you thinking ? do n't you know that she destroyed my mother and gwen ? she 's deprived them of any chance to say goodbye to their son and husband , and your father is being kept from saying goodbye to his son . she 's deprived ethan from a peaceful , final goodbye . how could you defend her , noah ? noah : i ca n't . i totally agree with everything you said . fancy : you do ? then why did you help her ? why did you lie to me and turn your back on your promise and ruin our relationship ? how could you ? [ scene_break ] fox : and that one , and then just the glazed one . i do n't really want any sprinkles or anything . great . clerk : ok . that 'll be $ 11 . fox : okey - dokey . here you go . clerk : thanks . fox : wait a second . you know , hold on , i 'm going to grab one of these bears , too , all right ? my girlfriend loves bears . what do you think ? clerk : looks good . all right , that 's another $ 20 , please . fox : right , right , right . here you are . clerk : thanks . an early christmas present ? fox : yeah , yeah , i guess you could say that . clerk : she must be somebody special to get fresh , hot doughnuts and a teddy bear , too . fox : well , actually , the doughnuts are for a different lady , so -- clerk : oh . so you 're a player , right ? fox : excuse me ? clerk : why am i not surprised ? fox : what are you -- what are you talking about ? clerk : all good - looking guys are players . fox : right , well , thank you , i guess , but the truth is i was working on a project late tonight and the doughnuts are for a co - worker . the bear is for my lady love , my one and only lady love , so -- clerk : oh , really ? fox : yeah . yeah , really . see , the truth is we -- we got into a bit of a fight , i guess you could say , and i feel kind of bad about it , so i want to make it up to her . i figured , you know , this little guy would be a good icebreaker . clerk : mm - hmm . sounds like you really love her . fox : yeah , yeah , i do really love her . she 's -- she 's the sweetest , gentlest woman i 've ever met . [ scene_break ] kay : i mean it , valerie , you 'd better stay away from fox . he is with me . valerie : fox is his own man , kay . he 'll tell me if i 'm getting too close . kay : no , i 'm telling you you 're getting too close . fox hired me as his assistant , not you , and you 're supposed to be assisting chad anyway . what happened to him ? valerie : chad was falling behind in the competition and fox needed somebody competent on his team . kay : oh . i 'm not competent , is that what you 're saying ? valerie : you said it , not me . but let 's face it , kay , you almost cost him the singapore project when you let that computer virus get by you . kay : i did not let it get by me . i checked for the viruses before i sent those emails to the corporate offices . somebody managed to go behind my back and screw things up . valerie : what , are you accusing me ? kay : should i be ? valerie : you 're crazy . why would i sabotage a project that means so much to me and to crane industries ? i 'd like to keep my job . kay : so would i . but i get the distinct impression that you do n't want me around here , valerie . you know what i think ? i think you want fox to replace me with you . valerie : well , you can think what you like , but the fact is you almost cost him the competition with that virus , and tonight you really screwed things up when you turned off his phone and kept him from finding out there was a crisis with the project ! kay : look , i had no idea that that was going to happen tonight , ok ? i would never do anything to deliberately jeopardize fox 's career . valerie : no , i 'm sure you would n't , but you do n't have to , kay . it 's enough that you have no education , no business experience , and you 're basically incompetent . now , if you 're going to guilt fox into keeping you on as his assistant , you 're pretty much guaranteeing that his career is going to go down the drain . kay : oh , that 's not true ! you have no idea what lengths i have gone to to help fox 's career . valerie : you 're right . from where i stand , i ca n't see that you 've done anything . so why do n't you just go home , take care of your bastard child , and leave fox and the business to me . kay : how dare you say something like that to me . valerie : i dare because i 'm right . you 're a detriment to fox 's career , kay , you and your daughter . so why do n't you just stick to being available whenever he needs a little play time ? stop messing around and screwing up his life ! [ scene_break ] noah : fancy , look , i thought long and hard before i agreed to help theresa , ok ? i knew you would see it as a betrayal . but when i listened to her and heard her talk about ethan and the great love that she feels for him , you know , it made me believe , all right , maybe -- maybe she 's right . maybe ethan has a chance to come out of this coma if she can just buy him a little time . fancy : but you said you knew how i would feel and you went ahead and helped her . that just tells me how little you think of me and our relationship . noah : no . no , it 's just the opposite . look , i 'm not explaining this right . if you could have just heard theresa , all right ? look , she made me believe in fate and destiny , ok ? she made me believe that we all have a soul mate somewhere out there in this world and that if we are lucky enough to find it , we have to do whatever it takes to hold on to that great love . fancy : i have heard theresa 's idiotic ramblings , and she 's convinced me of nothing . i do n't believe in fate and destiny . i 'm a realist . noah : no , you 're not . you 're a romantic , like me . and if you admit that , then you 're not that different from theresa , either . [ scene_break ] theresa : i know you can hear me . but i need you to show me . i need you to show me . you can hear me , ethan . theresa : see , fancy , she 's going to -- she 's going to call gwen . she 's going to take you back to the hospital and then gwen 's going to kill you . i just do n't understand how gwen could say that she loves you when she 's willing to let you die . i do n't care that you signed this paper that said that you wanted to be taken off life - support , ethan , because i will not let that happen . i 'm not going to give up on you until you come back . god , please . you got to end this nightmare . i never meant for ethan to eat the poison , i never meant to hurt him , but i know i 'm responsible . i just do n't know why this had to happen . i know what i have to do . i know exactly how to bring you out of this coma . i just do n't know if i have the strength to do what has to be done . [ scene_break ] chris : well ? do you want me to take james and go ? sheridan , as much as i want to be with you , i do n't want to cause you even more unhappiness . sheridan : no , please do n't go . chris : are you sure ? sheridan : you and james are the only happiness that i have in my life right now . if you left , i would be lost , so please do n't go . chris : ok . thanks . sheridan : i should be thanking you . you 've been so wonderful sharing your son with me . it 's meant so much to me . chris : sheridan , i hope you do know that i understand the pain you 're in . i understand how difficult it is for you to just even consider moving on . sheridan : i know that i should someday . but right now i do n't feel that i can . chris : and i 'm not trying to rush you into anything . as i said , my feelings for maureen were just as intense as yours for luis . i know you feel as if you 'll never be whole again , you 'll never feel joy or love or anything resembling happiness again . sheridan : james makes me smile , and so do you . chris : that 's a start , is n't it ? sheridan : yes . chris : well , then , it 's settled . james and i will be here for you . and my heart will be here for you , as well . [ scene_break ] clerk : there . how 's that ? fox : i think he looks great . clerk : me , too . ok . one question -- fox : yeah ? clerk : did you and your girlfriend fight because you were working late ? fox : um , yeah , kind of . i mean , i was already home , but then i got called back to the office . clerk : by the doughnut lady , right ? fox : well , you 're the doughnut lady . but my co - worker -- the truth is if it were n't for her , i 'd probably be out of a job tonight , so working late is a small price to pay . clerk : mm - hmm . so this fight you had with your girlfriend , is it anything serious , anything that would threaten the relationship ? fox : well , no , i mean , you know , i do n't think so . we 're pretty solid . like i said , i love her and i love her daughter very much , so -- clerk : ok , well , do n't let your doughnuts get cold . fox : right . thank you . clerk : mm - hmm . fox : night . clerk : good night . [ scene_break ] kay : look , i am not going to sit home and let you move in on fox 's career , ok , and i 'm sure it 's not going to stop there . valerie : meaning what ? kay : meaning you want to be in his bed , too , valerie . well , you can get that out of your little brain because that 's not going to happen . valerie : look , kay , i do n't want to fight with you . i 'm just telling you like it is . fox does n't need you , but he does need me -- that is if he wants to go somewhere in this business . kay : oh , whether he does or not has absolutely nothing to do with you . anyway , i have made sure that he 's going to be a huge success . valerie : you have ? how ? kay 's voice : be careful , kay . you can not let her or anyone else know that you forced tabitha to put a success spell on fox . valerie : would you like to tell me what you 're talking about ? kay : all i 'm saying is that fox is in love with me , ok , and i love him with all of my heart and he wants me to work with him . valerie : how can you say you love him with all of your heart ? look at the trouble you caused tonight because of your selfish , neurotic need to have him all to herself . kay : it 's not neurotic to want to be with a person you love ! valerie : well , what kind of crazy woman takes the phone off the hook when she knows fox has a major deal going and needs to be available ? and for the life of me , i ca n't figure out why you would do such a thing when it 's obvious you latched on to fox because he 's a crane . kay : that 's not true ! valerie : got tired of sponging off that old lady tabitha , huh ? kay : huh . valerie : you needed to hitch a wagon on a star , and there was fox ready to be hooked . kay : shut up , valerie . valerie : you knew you could n't take yourself out of poverty , so you latched on to him like a leech in a swamp , did n't you ? kay : i said shut up , valerie ! valerie : kay , look , please , i do n't want to fight with you . kay : valerie , you 're the one who started this . how dare you stand there and talk to me as if i 'm some sort of gold - digger . and let me tell you something -- do n't you ever call my little girl names . do you understand me ? you 're the one who has latched on to fox , you 're the one who is trying to take him away from me , and you 're the one who has been sabotaging me here at crane from the beginning ! valerie : kay -- kay : and do n't you try to deny that . valerie : i do n't know what you 're talking about , ok ? kay : shut up . ok , you knew fox and i had this romantic evening planned , so you came up with this whole crisis with the singapore project just so you could get him to come back to the office with you . valerie : no , kay , i swear -- kay : you 're nothing but a conniving little manipulating bitch ? valerie : oh ! kay , please , do n't hit me ! fox : kay . what the hell 's going on in here ? what are you doing ? [ scene_break ] fancy : how dare you compare me to theresa . noah : fancy , i 'm just saying that you are a romantic , ok ? yeah , like theresa . fancy : theresa is a lying , selfish , manipulative bitch . i would never do anything as horrible as the things she 's done . noah : ok -- fancy : she tried to kill my grandfather more than once , she poisoned ethan and put him in a coma , she caused gwen to lose her baby and the ability to have any more children . i could go on and on and on about the damage theresa 's selfishness has caused , but i do n't have to because you know . you know who she is and what she is , and you still went along with helping her . noah : fancy , i was n't helping theresa . i was helping ethan . and i thought you 'd understand because of who you are . fancy : you think i 'm a selfish bitch , too ? you do n't know who i am . you do n't know me at all . i hate you , noah . i hate you . [ scene_break ] theresa : i know what i have to do . i can fix this . i can make you well again . all i have to do is give you up . see , if i swear to god that i 'll give up on our love , that i will leave you alone , god will bring you out of this coma . i know he will . all your problems have been because of me . so if i swear to give you up , if i swear to never come between you and gwen again , god will bring you back . theresa : please , god , do n't let gwen take ethan off life - support . bring ethan out of this coma . save his life . [ scene_break ] fox : are you crazy ? kay : fox . fox : are you all right ? valerie : yeah , i think so . kay : oh , she 's fine . she set this whole thing up . she created this whole crisis with the singapore project just so she could get you away from me . fox : kay , no , that 's not what happened . kay : yes , it is . fox : no , that 's not what happened . i know exactly what happened with the singapore project . it had nothing to do with her . the only thing she did was help me get through it tonight . what are you doing ? kay : me ? you should have heard all the horrible things she was saying to me before you got here . valerie : fox , i do n't know what she 's talking about . i was in here alone working . she came in charging like a bull , ranting and raving for no reason . kay : that 's a lie ! i had a very good reason . fox : ok . what 's your reason ? kay : i saw you kissing her ! fox : what ? excuse me ? kay : yes ! do n't lie to me ! i saw you ! you were kissing her . valerie : were you spying on us , kay ? [ scene_break ] noah : look , i was n't calling you selfish , fancy , ok ? i never meant to say that . all i was saying is that i know you . i know what a softie you are . and i know that sometimes you put up a tough exterior to hide your vulnerable side , to protect your heart . fancy : what if i do ? who 's going to protect it if i do n't ? noah : fancy , i will . i will if you let me , ok ? that soft side is one of the reasons that i fell in love with you . look , i know you are a girl who believes in fairy tales and happy endings , all right ? i know you are a girl who believes that two people who come from two totally different worlds like us can overcome those differences and be together . fancy : believing in all that romantic bunk is just a stupid luxury , noah . look at what happened to your parents and mine . they risked everything for romance and they wound up with broken hearts and broken lives . noah : yeah , but now my father and your mother are coming back together after the pain and they are going to be happy . fancy : what does any of this have to do with theresa ? she and ethan are n't the great american love story , noah . he married gwen . and i know theresa likes to say he married gwen because she was pregnant , but i do n't understand how that would give her hope . i mean , does n't she realize gwen got pregnant because he was sleeping with her , not theresa ? noah : i do n't think theresa allows herself to see the realities of the situation . fancy : obviously not . and i do n't think you see the reality of the situation . theresa is a criminal , period . noah : look , fancy , i am not blind to theresa 's faults , ok ? fancy : then why are you making yourself a criminal , too , by helping her ? why are you sacrificing our future to help a crazy woman ? why are you breaking your promise to put our relationship first before anything else ? you broke my heart , noah . you broke it for good . [ scene_break ] theresa : i know i 've made promises before , god , but this time i mean it . if you let ethan live , if you bring him out of this coma , i promise to stay away from ethan forever . please , let ethan live . [ scene_break ] sheridan : you 've been very patient and very wonderful . i hope i can repay your kindness someday . chris : there 's nothing to repay . it gives me pleasure just to be with you , share special moments with you , watch you with james . even watch you cook . sheridan : watch me cook ? are you kidding ? chris : seriously , it 's been so much fun watching your progress in the kitchen . sheridan : have i really gotten better ? chris : you 've improved tremendously . sheridan : in other words , i was pretty bad before , right ? chris : i did n't say that . sheridan : that 's what you meant . it 's ok , you 're right . i was pretty bad before . at least i can make something edible now . chris : i absolutely agree . you make a very edible meal . sheridan : just edible ? chris : i 'm teasing , sheridan . since you 've taken those cooking lessons , you 've become a wonderful cook , and it 's been so much fun watching the process . sheridan : you know , i love cooking now . is n't that amazing ? chris : what 's amazing is that smile . it can light up a christmas tree . sheridan : hmm . speaking of christmas , it 's almost here . we have to start buying toys for james , taking him to see santa . chris : yeah , i ca n't wait . this will be my first christmas with james since he was a baby . sheridan : hmm . i ca n't wait , either . what do you want for christmas ? chris : i 've got my gift right here . there is one more thing i want . sheridan : what ? [ music plays ] chris : dance with me ? sheridan : here ? now ? chris : here , now . [ scene_break ] valerie : how would you know what fox and i were doing if you were n't hiding somewhere spying on us ? fox : kay , is that what you were doing ? kay : no , i was not hiding . fox : all right , well , you said you saw us , so how did you see us ? kay : well , i did n't actually see you , but -- fox : ok . kay : i know what 's going on . i can tell . fox : you know , you need to calm down . you 're starting to scare me . can you please try to relax a little bit ? kay : so you 're telling me that you did not kiss her ? fox : what ? of course i did n't kiss her . look , can -- can -- valerie : of course we did n't . we 've been working , kay . that 's it . fox : what in the hell ? why would you think i 'd be kissing valerie ? what 's going on here ? kay : where 's your magic bowl ? tabitha : in the sunroom . kay : yeah , well , i need to go in there . i need to see what valerie 's up to with f0ox right now . tabitha : oh , i -- i do n't think you should do that , kay . i mean , you ca n't always rely on what you see in there . kay : why not ? you do . tabitha : yeah , well , but the boys in the basement often play tricks on me . they sneak fake scenes in with the real scenes . kay : damn it , tabitha was right . they tricked me . fox : kay , what are you talking about ? you 're starting to scare me . are you ok ? you all right ? hey . kay : what 's that ? you bought her a stuffed animal ? fox : what ? kay : well , you did n't know i was going to be here tonight , so you must have bought that for her ! fox : no , i bought it for you . kay : god , i 'm such an idiot ! why did i think that you and i could ever be together ? i mean , i always depend on people and they always let me down ! miguel left , and now you 're going to do the same thing ! fox : no , no , i 'm not leaving . what are you -- kay : fox , it 's over , it 's over ! it is over between us , i 'm sorry ! [ scene_break ] fancy : when you agreed to help theresa , did you think about us at all , noah ? noah : look , fancy , i wanted to tell you . i wanted to tell you everything before i ever got involved . fancy : then why did n't you ? noah : theresa thought that if i told you that you would call the police and tell them what we did , all right ? she was desperate to get ethan up here secretly . fancy : so this was n't something you did on impulse ? this was n't something you did without thinking ? noah : no , no , i knew exactly what i was doing . fancy : and you did it anyway . did you think that you could be sent to prison and be separated from me ? did you think about how this could destroy us ? noah : yeah , i thought about it . fancy : so it did n't matter ? you risked our love , everything we promised each other , to help theresa , a woman who 's an attempted murderer ? even theresa is a higher priority than i am to you . noah : no , no , fancy , that 's not true . fancy : oh , of course it is . and i want to thank you for showing me exactly where i stand with you . noah : fancy , i love you . fancy : i do n't believe you . you did this knowing exactly how it would affect us and our relationship . and that means you think i 'm nothing . i 'm nothing to you at all . [ scene_break ] theresa : it 's no use . god does n't even hear me anymore . theresa : oh , my god . god , ethan ? ethan , are you waking up ? come on , ethan , come on , come back to me . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] sheridan 's voice : i wish i knew how to feel about this . i still miss you , luis . i still want to be in your arms . but i know it can never happen again . and chris is here now doing everything he can to make me feel whole again . god , i want more than anything to let go and just enjoy this moment . chris : this is nice , is n't it ? sheridan : yes , it is nice . [ scene_break ] kay : i give up . it 's -- it 's over . i should have known that i could n't fight the magic . fox : what magic ? what are you talking about , huh ? kay : it 's my fault because i set this in motion . but there 's just nothing i can do about it now because i ca n't -- i ca n't fight that spell . fox : kay , kay , listen to me , all right ? what spell ? you 're starting to scare me . what are you talking about , huh ? kay : it 's no use . it 's just done . fox : kay , wait ! valerie : fox , let her go . she just needs to calm down . fox : no , but she 's so upset , i -- valerie : i know . she just needs a little time . she 'll be fine . fox : what the hell is she talking about , magic and spells , huh ? kay : god , it 's really over . it 's all my fault . i made tabitha cast that spell , and now it 's working . it 's going to make him successful , but it 's destroyed us . [ scene_break ] noah : fancy , do n't do this , please , all right ? you mean more to me than anything in this world . fancy : how can i believe that ? you did n't have a temporary lapse of sanity . you knew exactly what you were doing when you helped theresa kidnap ethan from the hospital . you knew i 'd be destroyed and you did n't care . noah : no , fancy , i thought i could make you understand . fancy : i 'm sorry . i do n't understand . i do n't think you do , either . noah : maybe i do n't , all right ? look , all i know is that when i listened to theresa , she made me believe that i was doing the right thing , that i was giving ethan a chance to live . fancy : that 's just the point . you listened to theresa and you did n't give me a thought . noah : no , i did , fancy . i did think about you . fancy : oh , yes . yeah , you thought about me and then you promptly dismissed me . noah : please , fancy -- fancy : no , stay away from me . as soon as i can get away from this cabin , i never want to see you again -- never . [ scene_break ] theresa : you moved that beautiful hand of yours . come on , you can do this . come on , come back to us . come back , ethan . please wake up . you can do this . your hand just slipped . you did n't move at all , did you ? you 're still locked up in there . you got to fight , ethan . you got to fight . gwen 's going to take you back to the hospital and she 's going to kill you . please , you 've got to come back . i will give you up , i promise . you 've got to come back . please just come back . please , come on , you can do this . please ? [ next_on ] santa : and what do you want for christmas ? james : mommy . spike : ah ! simone : stop whining ! spike : my eyes ! simone : come on , jessica , let 's go . theresa : ethan , you got to wake up before fancy gets off this mountain and turns us all in .
noah and fancy argued all day about why he helped theresa kidnap ethan . he tried to make her see his reasons for doing it , but all she could see was her own anger that he actually thought of someone besides her for once . she wants to turn them in and then stay away from noah for good . theresa works with ethan , trying to get him to fight to live . she decided that the only way to get god to let him wake up was to promise if he would do that , she would stay out of ethan and gwen 's lives for good . as she made her promise , ethan 's hand moved , but she did n't see it . when it moved a second time she did , and was thrilled , but the third time it looked like it had just slipped off his leg , and she thinks it was all an accident . sheridan wonders when she can forget luis and marty and start a life with chris and james . once chris wakes up , they dance in the living room , and he does his best to win her over .
tabitha : oh , tonight 's the night , endora , on nbc 's the biggest loser . tonight caroline rhea will announce who 's lost the most weight and won $ 250,000 . they 've all done so well , but only one will win . will it be kai , or eric , or heather , or wylie . oh , i ca n't wait to see the outcome . i think you 're rather missing the point , darling . i know , it 's all so worrisome . have you found out anything ? no . i do n't understand it . every single spell book we have confirms that if charity and miguel make whoopee the dark side will come to an end ! and i 've rerun what kay saw in the bowl over and over . she 's right ! miguel and charity did the deed . repeatedly . oh . so why has n't goodness taken over ? you are right ! it makes no sense ! lovely evil should have been blasted to smithereens by now ! but it has n't . something is very wrong . but what ? [ scene_break ] fox : father , it is working out perfectly ! kay still thinks she saw charity and miguel making love and she has absolutely no idea that they are actors i hired to impersonate them . kay will marry me and we will live happily ever after . which why i am buying a new tuxedo right now . and get this , noah and miguel are on their way right now to rent some tuxedos to match . oh , yes , and miguel is still my best man . is n't that ridiculous ? well it is like grandfather used to say , keep your friends close , and your enemies closer ! [ scene_break ] noah : miguel , why are we even here ? why was n't this wedding cancelled ? i thought you and kay were going to make up ? miguel : no . i still do n't know what we have to make up about . okay . i think she went bonkers because one moment she says she is calling off the wedding and now she wo n't even talk to me . noah : something happened . miguel : i know something happened , noah , but what ? okay i ca n't figure it out . the only thing i know is that i have lost kay . [ scene_break ] kay : well the bridesmaids dresses and your maid of honor dress were delivered . simone : you wan na take a look at them ? kay : no . i ca n't bring myself to do it . simone : kay , honey -- . kay : i know ! i know ! brides are supposed to be happy . i 'm doing my best to try and get excited about marrying fox , but i ca n't . i am in so much pain about what miguel did ! simone : please . cheating bastard . get over him , kay ! he cheated on you with charity and what 's worse , the jerk is act like it never happened . he does not deserve you ! kay : i know . and it 's not like i do n't love fox , i do . i mean is the best . simone : and he is dying . i know . i know . and i just want to make sure that his last few months are perfect . but , miguel is the man i who 's in my heart . he is who i want to marry . [ scene_break ] fancy : graduation . oh i ca n't wait to be real police officer . the best christmas present that i ever have had . i earned it myself . luis : i am so proud of you . and you know once you graduate there is no rules standing in our way of being together . fancy : yes . i ca n't wait , sir . luis : i am counting the days . fancy : i am counting the minutes . luis : seconds . [ scene_break ] jared : that was great . whoever thought i would get up on skates ? you are pretty good little teacher , mister . little ethan : thanks . theresa : you should see him on rollerblades . jared : oh ! we could be talking to the next joey cheek . he started on rollerblades . little ethan : i am not that good . you keep working on it , you will be . i had a good time today . little ethan : so i did . i love you , mom . theresa : i love you ! little ethan : thanks , jared . jared : i 'm supposed to be the one thanking you . we will do this again sometime ? i promise . little ethan : really ? jared : yes . you bet . [ scene_break ] ethan : look , j.t . , i have made some calls and i am sure i can work out some kind of deal between you and the irs but you need to get cracking . i am holding up my end of bargain so now it is your turn . i want to know everything there is to know about jared casey , ok ? starting with the information as to what his weight was when he was born , do you understand ? i do n't care about that . i want it fast and discrete . i do n't want anybody to know i am investigating jared . do you understand ? yes i want every single detail . i think the guy is hiding something and i know there 's something wrong with jared casey . chad : do n't you ever stop ? jared 's already proved he 's on the up and up . what are you doing ? who are you talking to about jared ? [ scene_break ] fancy : we ca n't do this . luis : i know . fancy : especially not here . luis : i know that they 've seen us . fancy : sorry it is my fault . luis : no , it is mine . fancy : it is mine . i ca n't keep my hands off of you . luis : are you kidding me ? these hands have a mind of their own . fancy : i am glad we wo n't have to wait much longer . i ca n't wait to make love to you . luis : oh me , either . guess what ? i got a surprise for you because the minute you graduate i am whisking you away . i already took time off for both us . fancy : oh you are a genius ! luis : i know . long walks on the beach . dinner by candle light . making love fire side all night long . fancy : i ca n't wait ! it sounds like heaven . i wish we could do something about it now . luis : yes . yes . look where you are standing ? fancy : what ? it 's mistletoe ! no it is not ! it is plastic . luis : use your imagination for just one second here . fancy : well , it -- it would a good experiment to see if kisses under plastic tasted like plastic . luis : yes . we could send the finding to analogy to national geographic . fancy : what do we do about that silly rule that says we ca n't fraternize ? luis : oh i think a christmas tradition overrides the harmony police rulebook . [ scene_break ] whitney : oh i am sorry i did n't mean to interrupt . theresa : that 's fine . come on in , please . we just back from the ice skating pond . whitney : oh wow . you guys were there pretty late ? theresa : yes . are you okay ? whitney : um , yes , yes , sure . jared : hey , little ethan , i am getting kind of hungry what do you say we head over to the cafe and get some hot chocolate and scones . theresa : thank you . jared : no problem . jared : come on , little man . whitney : man how sweet are they ? jared and little ethan have been getting along pretty well , huh ? theresa : yes . jared is really good with him . and little ethan , he really likes him , whitney . i mean , i ca n't get over how well this is working out . i do n't see how anything could wrong for us now . [ scene_break ] chad : ethan , who are you talking to about jared ? ethan : gwen , hi . yes . listen i will see you at home . right , and remember what i told you about tax man , okay ? all right . love you , too . bye . chad : what was that about ? ethan : i was talking to gwen . she was telling me how she saw jared and theresa ice skating . chad : ethan give it up . okay jared is a nice guy . i know you hate seeing theresa with another man but he cares for her and theresa cares for him . ethan : i know . i know . more power to them . chad : you know for a high powered lawyer you are a lousy liar . you know i know it is killing you but it is too bad . you ca n't expect theresa to go on living like a nun . she 's a young , beautiful woman and she deserves to find love . you told her that yourself . ethan : i know . i know . chad : you got gwen . okay . if theresa ca n't have love with you . by god let her have love with someone else . ethan : chad , i do want her to be happy . chad : i hope you mean that . you want anything ? ethan : no , thanks i am just finishing this . chad : i will be back in a second . ethan : i do want her to be happy , chad . just not with jared . he is not the mr. nice guy that everybody thinks he is . and i am going to prove it . [ scene_break ] kay : i still love miguel . i mean after what he has done , how stupid is that ? if i had any brains at all i would never want to see that man again . simone : damn straight . listen , kay do n't let miguel ruin what you found with fox . i mean , marry fox and have most beautiful wedding this town has ever seen . kay : miguel is the best man ! simone : well , good . because when you are walking up that aisle with the ring on your finger he will have a close up view of what he missed out on ! listen to me . marry fox . and do n't let miguel hurt you ever again . [ scene_break ] fox : i 'll go tell the owner that the tuxedos are great . noah : that guy has got an amazing attitude for someone who is about to die . he is so happy . miguel : because he knows that a month with kay is better ten years with any other girl . noah : just try living with her . miguel : i have . noah this is insane . i am about to be best man to a guy who is fiancée of the woman i want to marry . and i am racking my brain thinking of different ways to put a stop this wedding . and he is slapping me on the back thanking me for being part of it . i feel horrible . and i want to come clean and tell him that kay and i want to be with each other . you know , maybe i should . as a matter of fact i think i should right here right now . [ scene_break ] tabitha : the prophecy clearly states that once the champion of good , the chosen one , i.e . charity , loses her virginity to the man she loves , which is miguel . the war between good and evil is over ! goodness will destroy us and the dark side will vanish ! but we 're still here ? what ? was n't charity in the shed ? of course it was . i saw her with my very own eyes and kay saw her . simone saw her . miguel did more than see her ! oh ! that 's not possible ! or is it ? all right . i will rerun the footage in the bowl . one more time ! just to make you happy . there , you see ! there 's charity . i would know her anywhere . that vacant expression on her face . x ray vision ? alright . x ray vision . no . roll it back again , roll it back again . endora , endora , will you give me some more juice , please ? more juice , please ? thank you . there they are . taking off their clothes again ! i must say , that miguel is a very athletic type . hey . hey . wait a minute . roll it back again . and zoom in . and give me some more light , please . endora , you are the einstein of the dark side ! you were absolutely right ! we do n't need all of this anymore . you were right , endora ! it was not charity and miguel making love ! they were two imposters wearing latex masks to look like charity and miguel . that 's why they are still here ! latex masks . an old crane family trick . your half - brother fox must have come up with that . do you know what this means , endora ? miguel did n't betray kay . oh i ca n't wait to tell her . we have to tell her immediately ! [ scene_break ] jared : you skunked me again . this is the second time you 've destroyed me . i do n't think i can do this anymore . little ethan : let 's do it again ! jared : no can do . here comes your nanny . little ethan : you 're fun . jared : i think you are fun , too . little ethan : do you really like my mom ? jared : i 'll let you in on a little secret . i love your mommy . little ethan : does at that mean you will be my dad ? jared : um , would you like me to be your dad ? little ethan : yes . jared : well , then i hope so . i really hope so . whitney : well , i guess the fortune teller was right . things are going really well for you and jared and now you are happy . i am happy for you , you know . theresa : i want you to be happy . did you see chad ? whitney : no . theresa : whitney . whitney : what am i supposed to do ? this is not easy for me . theresa : i know it is not . i know that . but why have -- you love and chad and chad you and you need to stop these suspicions so you guys can move on together . whitney : i know . i know . theresa : and you did just say marry him by christmas or break it off . people do n't give ultimatums unless they 're very serious . whitney : that 's all i keep thinking about . theresa : think about taking action . that way you wo n't loss chad . whitney : what about fact that i do n't trust him ? hmm ? yes , maybe this whole ultimatum thing is just good , you know ? because i certainly ca n't going on living this way . theresa : so , you 're going to break off your engagement to chad ? [ scene_break ] ethan : so , what is up with you ? how is whitney ? chad : do n't ask . not good ? ethan : really . how so ? chad : well she says she needs some time to think . and um , it is killing me . you know i ca n't go on like this so i gave her an ultimatum , either we get married by christmas or we are through . ethan : chad -- chad : i know it is harsh but it is the right thing to do . i ca n't take this . ethan : well , you know i seem to remember you saying something to me in my office awhile back about you knowing a lot about adultery . does whitney have reason to be suspicious here ? this is your whole life we are talking about here . i mean is whitney right ? are you having an affair with another woman ? [ scene_break ] sam : luis , i got another call about a peeping tom down on 31st street . i want to set up a trap to catch this guy . one of the residents down there was nice enough to let us use his house . i have burt as back up and i need a female officer to be inside of the house acting as if she is living there . you know , the usual stuff , dress in skimpy clothes with the curtains open . let this guy get a good look at her so we can lure him in . fancy : i can do it . i 'd be perfect . luis : no , you are not doing it and that 's final . fancy : i am almost a full - fledged officer . graduation is right around the corner . i can do this , sam ! luis : forget it . fancy : please ! luis : forget it . sam : luis is in charge of cadets so if he says , no -- luis : and i do . sam : you heard him . but , we need female officer in there so -- kelly , unfortunately , you are not going to have the night off . you are going have that peeping tom assignment . what i need you to do is go change and get back to the assignment , ok ? kelly : if you say so , chief . [ scene_break ] noah : hey ! whoa , whoa ! do n't go off half cocked . this is not checkers , it is chess you got to think ahead . now kay told you not to mention any of this to fox . if you go in there and tell her fiancee that you 're in love with her , kay will be even more upset than she was to begin with . miguel : look , i hate this . fox is n't my favorite person in the world , but i hate lying to him . i just wish i understood your sister . noah : i 've heard that before . miguel : look , i do n't even know what i did to upset her . everything was going so well . we understood each other about everything . and then all of sudden she 's furious with me . noah : are you sure you did n't say something or do something ? miguel : no . nothing . the only thing that she was worried about was whether my feelings for charity would ever come back . i swore over and over , no . charity is my past and kay is the only woman in my heart now . maybe that 's it . maybe i need to find a way absolutely to prove to kay that charity means nothing to me . noah : ok , how are you going to that ? if only kay could hear you tell charity that kay 's the one you love . miguel : that 's it . that 's exactly what i have to do . noah , you are a genius . i have to find charity and have her call kay . she can tell kay that she over me as i am over her ! how am i going to find charity ? fox : you ca n't . that 's the last thing that i can let miguel do . [ scene_break ] tabitha : as soon as i tell kay that the charity and miguel she saw making love were really imposters she will forgive miguel ! what ! endora , this door was not locked ! you locked it . unlock this door immediately . but , sweet pea , we have to tell kay that miguel did n't betray her . fox must have set up those two imposters because he knew that kay was going to break things off with him . miguel , is the one that that kay wants to marry . you know that ! you want her to be happy do n't you ? you are the one who likes to spread sweetness and light wherever you go ! but that does not make sense , endora ! you know we are both very fond of kay are n't we ? she deserves to marry the man she loves the most . and does n't poor misguided fox deserve to have a woman who loves him and only him ? oh ! you really are a stubborn little devil are n't you ! but mummy is going to win this time whether you like it or not ! i am going to tell kay the truth . kay : tell me what ? [ scene_break ] ethan : is whitney right ? is there another woman ? chad : no . no way , man i would never do that to whitney . she is the only woman for me . ethan : all right . then what are you going to do ? i mean what if she it does n't want marry you by christmas ? you are n't dumb enough to lose her over something like that are you ? chad : i do n't want that , but it has gone on too long . i do n't know how to convince her she 's wrong . ethan : chad , if you 're going to listen to anyone , you need to listen to me . it is hell losing the woman that you love . chad : well it is not up to me now . ethan : man you got to get over yourself . can you imagine your life without whitney ? can you imagine her with another man , dating another man ? how about married to another man . let me tell you something it is miserable . chad : who are we talking about here ? chad harris . now ? ah , okay . okay . i will be there . see you soon . i got to go . i will talk to you later . ethan : who was that ? chad : just a friend . see you . ethan : see you . i hope whitney 's wrong , chad . for both of your sakes . [ scene_break ] theresa : can you really give up the love of your life because of suspicion ? can you really give up that dream of having a happy marriage and a family ? would n't it just be better if you told chad that you want to get married ? i can clear the deck and we can plan a wedding that would knock the socks off of fox and kay 's ! would n't that be fun ? whitney : yes . theresa : can we do it ? whitney : i do n't want to do just because it sounds fun . it is still not right ! theresa : do you remember when i confessed to you that i hired the private investigator and you told me to have him stop . i did . we did n't see the reports because , per my instructions , he burned it . whitney : right . right , and that must have been expensive . theresa : it does n't matter . i want to know if you want me to rehire him . he can follow chad and we can find out once and for all if he is really cheating on you or not . whitney : you know , it just seems so underhanded to me . i do n't know . theresa : we will make this one phone call and i can call the private investigator and tell him to follow chad , and we will know for sure if what you are feeling is real or totally wrong . [ scene_break ] luis : look , i am sorry if you are disappointed that i am not letting you out on the peeping tom case . sex crimes are nasty , ok , and they turn dangerous in a second . sam : fancy , could you excuse , us please ? fancy : yes , sure . kelly : button me up , would you ? fancy : yeah , sure . so , burt , how does this set up work exactly ? burt : piece of cake . i wait outside in a good hiding spot somewhere where the peeping tom ca n't see me . but , i can still watch what 's going on . and then , we just wait for someone to start peeking in the window . kelly : i am the bait . i flounce around in the living room like betty boop with the curtains wide open . why tonight of all nights ? fancy : you had big plans ? kelly : the best ! it was supposed to be my night off . my new boyfriend was taking me to an amazing christmas party . i even bought a new dress . he was not very happy when i called him to cancel . fancy : well then go ! kelly : huh ? fancy : yes . i will take assignment for you . i will go on the case . kelly : you ca n't do that . fancy : why not ? i will take your place on the peeping tom case and you can go to your party . kelly : are you sure ? fancy : yes . absolutely . i would love to do it and i have no plans . kelly : i do n't know . fancy : well , trust me . it will be fine . kelly : okay . okay . i 'm gon na go call my boyfriend right now ! fancy : i knew this would work out . burt : hey , you sure you will be okay on this ? i heard luis , he does not want you on this case . fancy : oh , come on . luis is just a nervous nelly . i can handle this , and besides it is not like i am on my own . i have a big strong man to look out for me . you ! burt : do n't blame me if you get in trouble . fancy : trouble ? this will be a walk in the park . [ scene_break ] kay : what do you have to tell me ? tabitha : good news , dear . kay : oh , my god , look at your face . it has to be great . tabitha : even better . it is sensational you wo n't believe it . i can hardly believe it myself . listen , -- kay : what ? simone : tabitha , do you need some water ? kay : are you okay ? did you lose your voice ? simone : laryngitis . kay : oh , write it down . simone : whatever it is , she sure ca n't wait to tell you . [ scene_break ] noah : ok , miguel , what 's your plan for finding charity ? you spent a year looking for her with no luck . miguel : i do n't know . i do n't know . i 'll ask luis . the police station 's hooked up to computers all over the world . he has to be able to help me find her . noah : well that 's a great idea , but are you sure he 'll do it ? miguel : he did preliminary searches several times and i ended up leaving . i will ask for a world wide search this time . look , it has work . i love kay to much to lose her to fox . i ca n't let her marry him ! fox : i do n't care what i have to do . i will not let miguel stop kay from marrying me . [ scene_break ] kay : no . simone : what is it ? kay : tabitha , are you crazy ? a shopping list for one of your nutty spells . my god , 4 pounds of blood droppings or pounds of cockroaches ? simone : what is it ? kay : nothing . tabitha 's just having a little joke . i think you need to go to bed . i think you 've lost more than your voice . okay , you want to go look at those dresses . simone : now you are talking . you 're finally going to put miguel behind you ! kay : yes . i have a wedding to look forward to ! endora : oh , no ! oh , no ! oh dear ! oh , no ! oh , no ! oh , no ! tabitha : mark my words , endora . my voice has come back . mark my words , endora ! i 'm telling you , there 's going to be a big time out for this one . changing my note ? what a cheat ! endora , we have got to tell kay that the miguel and charity she saw making love were imposters ! oh ! i know you mean well , sweet pea , but you are just making matters worse . you know ? you are going to create problems for all of the them . kay , fox and miguel . for years and years to come ! [ scene_break ] ethan : hey , hey big guy how are you doing ? good to see you . hi , edie . i did n't see you guys come in here . have you been here long or -- ? edie : i just got here . little ethan : jared and i were here before with mommy ice skating . ethan : yes , i heard about that . edie : show him what you and jared found . little ethan : look ! all of joey cheek 's speed racing stats . jared helped me find his website . we 're going to write him for his autograph . ethan : wow ! that 's really cool , buddy . you know what ? you and i should go ice skating sometime . little ethan : sure . hey , you want know a secret ? ethan : a secret ? yes , i want to know a secret . hey , you 're not going to spit in my ear again , are you ? little ethan : no ! ethan : tell me . little ethan : i am going have a new daddy . [ scene_break ] theresa : should i call right the private investigator to follow chad ? whitney : thank you . theresa , but no . i do n't feel right spying on the man that i love . it just does n't seem right . theresa : okay . so what are you going to do ? you have got to make a decision or you are going to lose him . whitney : i know this whole thing is so crazy . i love chad so much , but , i ca n't shake this feeling that he is seeing another woman . theresa : whitney , do n't lose chad because of some weird fantasy that you have got in your head . you love him . you 've got to take a leap of faith , and trust him . the same way that i have with jared . [ scene_break ] chad : okay . what 's going on ? why did you want me to meet you here . jared : all right . i need your help . i need to get an engagement ring for tess . i do n't trust my own instincts to pick one out so i need you to help me pick one out and it has got to be perfect . [ scene_break ] burt : do n't worry . i will be right outside watching . do n't overdo it , but make sure you stand there and pass in front of the window pretty frequently . fancy : to show off the bait ? burt : you got it . the peeping tom sees you , he 's not going to be able to resist . fancy : i hope that 's a compliment . i know what to do . burt : okay . i will be right outside . fancy : luis . luis : gorgeous . where did you run off to ? fancy : oh , i am just wrapping some christmas presents . luis : oh . any for me ? fancy : well that would be telling . luis : oh . well i love unwrapping presents . in fact , there is a certain present that i ca n't wait to unwrap . fancy : for christmas ? luis : graduation day ! fancy : hmm . luis : look i hope you are not too upset that i would n't let you go out on that peeping tom case . fancy : no . not at all . luis : good , because i do n't like sex crimes . bunch of sickos out there and you never know what 's going to happen . i am just glad sam listened to me and sent another officer besides you . burt : yeah , this is burt . stakeout is in place . officer 's in the house alone . standing outside . everything 's charlie roburt . you 're lucky , luis . she 's real eye candy . if our peeping tom 's on the prowl tonight , she 's sure to lure him in . over and out . [ next_on ] woman : may i help you gentlemen ? jared : i 'm looking for an engagement ring . ethan : i love you . peeping tom : you 're mine now .
after a promo for tonight 's biggest loser finale , thanks to tabitha and endora , tabby got to thinking about why evil is n't in trouble since charity and miguel did the deed . with endora 's help , tabby looked at the water bowl scenes more closely and realized they were fakes , not the real things . she got so excited she wanted to tell kay the truth right away , but when she tried , endora took her voice away , and made her writing so much nonsense . endora wants kay to marry fox , not miguel , no matter what mummy dearest wants . miguel and noah talked it out while being fitted for their tuxedos , and miguel decided to find charity and have her tell kay she does n't want him any more than he wants her . fox overheard and determined to stop him in any way he has to . kay finally decided to get into the spirit and be happy about her upcoming wedding .
tabitha : oh , there now , endora . you look lovely . you 're the loveliest witch in the universe . oh , you flatterer . ooh , it 's chilly this morning , is n't it ? [ endora babbles ] tabitha : yeah . and they say there 's more snow on the way . i think we should go out and get your new winter coat . huh ? money ? you think we 're going to buy your coat ? oh , endora , a witch with your powers does n't need any filthy lucre . no , we 're just going to go out and about and observe what the well - dressed child is wearing this season , and then we shall come back and create a whole new ensemble . what now ? oh -- it clearly states in my contract with the dark side that today is my half - day off . oh , really . oh , no ! that jessica bennett -- she -- she is really completely out of control . oh , no , you ca n't see this , endora . you ca n't witness such things . i swear , i do not want any child of mine to turn into such a willful little mortal . come on , my little witchlet . we 're going to find you a winter coat [ scene_break ] jessica : oh -- spike : hey , baby ! jessica : oh ! spike . please do n't make me work . it 's too early to pick up johns , and it 's freezing out here . spike : listen , babe , we 'll get you a nice guy to warm you up . now , look , we ca n't afford any more slack time . between you running back to your daddy 's house every two minutes and your whining about hooking , we 're just about stone cold broke . i need you to help me out here . jessica : but i do n't feel well , and -- well , it 's almost christmas . spike : do n't you want to make money to buy me a nice present ? hey , i was kidding , ok ? jessica : what have i done to myself ? i never should have left home . spike : oh , man . hey , look , come off it , ok ? there 's nothing there for you . all right ? your mom ran off and dumped you . your daddy only cares about that witch ivy . honey , listen , he does n't love you . i 'm the only one that loves you , jess . now , you know that , right ? [ scene_break ] theresa : it 's morning , ethan . oh , gosh , it 's a beautiful morning . it snowed again last night . you 've got to wake up from this coma , ethan . we 've got to get out there and we 've got to enjoy this beautiful day . ok ? noah : i love you , fancy . i 'm sorry i 've been such an idiot . fancy : shh . do n't spoil this , noah . just make love to me . [ scene_break ] jessica : no , this was a mistake . i never should 've left home . i 've always been at home for christmas . spike : hey , babe , what -- what about our first christmas together , huh ? jessica : what christmas ? spike : listen , i have some plans . i have some plans that are going to make you very happy , ok ? now , look , you ca n't -- you ca n't go back to your daddy 's house and that ice queen ivy , all right ? so come over it . they do n't give a damn about you , anyway , huh ? jessica : simone . spike : oh , great ! talk about p - town . it 's the lesbo avenger again ! simone : you shut up . jessica , you look awful . are you all right ? spike : look , why do n't you mind your damn business . and you better get the hell out of here right now ! [ scene_break ] [ christmas carol plays ] tabitha : oh , christmas carols -- ooh , the soundtrack of my nightmares . endora : i 'm coming . i 'm coming . i 'm coming . tabitha : now , listen , endora , do n't you start , please ! christmas is for these silly , mewling mortals . look at them with their `` deck the halls `` and their `` fa - la - las . `` i tell you , it is the season for all wise witches to stay home in bed and put their covers over their face . listen , endora , do n't you -- do n't you go anywhere . do n't run away . you might get lost . or you might be kidnapped . some of these mortals out there are far more evil than you or i will ever be . hey -- oh , no , endora . i know . i know you can look after yourself . let 's sit here . tabitha : oh , no , endora , do n't tell me you want a christmas tree . oh , no . my very own daughter , infected with the disease of christmas . oh , well . at least today ca n't get any worse . [ scene_break ] sheridan : gwen , you have to stay strong . the police will find ethan and theresa soon . they have to . look , i 'm praying for you . everyone is . do n't give up hope . i 'll be on my cell phone if you need me , ok ? i 'll call you later . i love you . chris : do n't worry , they 'll find him . how difficult can it be to find an ambulance ? sheridan : i do n't know , but gwen is beside herself . what on earth was theresa thinking ? chris : it 'll be ok . [ phone rings ] chris : i 'll get that . hello ? a what ? hang on a second . james , you 'll never guess who 's on the phone . it 's a christmas elf . sheridan : oh , my goodness . with all the craziness about ethan , i totally forgot . i made an appointment for james to get his picture taken with santa at the christmas fair between 9 : 00 and 10 : 00 . chris : well , it 's just after 9 : 00 now . if you want to stay here and wait for news on ethan , i can take him . sheridan : oh , no , i want to be there , too . gwen knows to call me on my cell . chris : ok . hello ? yes , thanks for the reminder . we 're on our way . ok , bye . sheridan : james , is n't this exciting ? we 're going to go see santa claus ! [ scene_break ] theresa : you 've got to see this . the snow has covered the path all the way down to the lake . i love the snow . remember that time that we were here , and i slipped on the ice , and you tried to catch me . but instead you fell on top of me , and -- and we started kissing . you 've got to come back to us , ethan . you got to come out of this coma . you are meant to enjoy life . i know that it wo n't be with me , because i promised god that i would give you up if you come back . but at least you 'll have the chance to fulfill your dreams . unless gwen finds us . then she 'll take you off of life - support . ethan , you got to wake up . you got to wake up fast , before fancy gets off this mountain and turns us all in . fancy : is something burning ? noah : just the logs in the fireplace . fancy : no , no , i 'm not kidding ! [ fancy gasps ] fancy : whoa ! noah ! noah : oh -- fancy : oh ! noah -- oh , noah -- noah : hey , hey , hey , wake up , all right ? i 'm here . hey , wake up . fancy : oh , thank god you 're ok ! thank god . fancy : we were making love and the blanket was burning , and i thought you were dying ! noah : oh , look , it 's ok , all right ? i 'm all right . no burns . you were just having a nightmare . fancy : get off me ! noah : ow ! ugh . [ scene_break ] simone : ok , please , just take these , ok ? and just -- jess , do n't do this to yourself ! you should be -- it 's christmas . you should be home with your family , not -- not walking the streets . spike : hey , girlfriend , unless you 're going to buy her time , you better get the hell out of here . she 's working . got it ? simone : ok , come with me . i can get you breakfast and a hot cup of coffee . and if you can get past your anger , maybe we can talk . jessica : wait . is this a trick ? did my dad send you ? simone : no . no . and i wo n't pressure you into going back home . let 's just go someplace warm . spike : yeah , like that 's going to happen . let me tell you something -- jess does what i tell her to , ok ? jessica : yeah , all right , let 's go . spike : whoa , what the -- what do you think you 're doing ? you got work to do . jessica : no , actually , i 'm leaving . spike : forget it ! jessica : ow ! stop it , spike ! you 're hurting me ! spike ! spike : you mouth off to me , and there 's going to be consequences ! do you understand me ? huh ? jessica : oh , stop ! [ spike screams ] simone : stop whining ! spike : my eyes ! i 'm blind ! all right , you bitch ! i 'm going to kill you ! i swear i 'm going to kill you ! simone : and i will be waiting , ok ? [ spike yells ] simone : there 's more pepper spray where that came from ! come on , jessica , let 's go . spike : i 'm going to kill you ! i 'm going to kill the both of you ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : endora , will you stop with the magic in front of the mortals ? you should know better . listen , my little demonette , christmas is for the human race , not for us . i tell you , until my timmy came along , all i ever did with christmas was eat chinese food and go to the movies . what am i going to do with you ? sheridan : hello , tabitha . sweetheart , you remember james from thanksgiving . tabitha : oh , yes , how nice to see all of you here . chris : are you doing some christmas shopping ? ho - ho - ho ? tabitha : well , no , actually , we 're not . we 're on our way downtown to look for a new coat for endora . and she wo n't get one unless she 's a good girl , will she ? hmm ? sheridan : oh , i 'm sure she 's a good girl . you do n't want coal in your stocking , do you ? santa : ho - ho - ho , there you go . tabitha : oh , endora , come back here ! endora ! man : hey , lady , there 's a line here . tabitha : my apologies . i really do n't know what got into my daughter . man : how 'd she do that ? tabitha : do what ? man : that broad jump into santa 's lap . she must have leaped 15 feet . tabitha : it 's a bit early to be hitting the christmas cheer , do n't you think ? come along , endora . let 's go . santa : bye - bye , now . and i 'll come see you on christmas eve when you 're asleep . tabitha : ah , i would n't do that if i were you . our kitty cat thinks reindeer are delicious . you ca n't , endora . oh , rats ! here comes your aunt sheridan . sheridan : tabitha , you 're not leaving , are you ? why do n't you join us ? we 're going to explore the entire christmas fair . tabitha : no ! i mean , i -- no , no , i 'm sorry . we ca n't . we really have to get downtown and -- and look for endora 's new coat . chris : where did you get that hat ? sheridan : it 's adorable . tabitha : well , keep it . there 's plenty more where that came from . come along , endora . [ scene_break ] simone : are you sure you do n't want to go to the book café ? it 's indoors . it 's warm . jessica : no , i 'll -- i 'll be fine . i used to come here every year with my mom . hey , spike wo n't forget what you did . you know , spraying him with that pepper spray ? simone : did you see him scream like a little girl ? but he totally deserved it . he is a sleaze - ball criminal and a world - class jerk . jessica : yeah , you 're right . he is a jerk . simone : well , then leave him . if you do n't want to go home , then come to my house . or i 'm sure pilar will take you in . jessica : simone , please . simone : ok . i wo n't push . ok , look , i am sorry that i did n't tell you i was a lesbian . and whatever you think of me , you 've got to understand that i 'm not after you that way . you and kay i 've known for my entire life , and i 'm your friend whether you like it or not , and i 'm worried about you . jessica : well , do n't be . simone : come on , jess , everybody who loves you is worried about you -- kay , noah , your dad . and you can hate me if you want to , but i got to try to make you give up this craziness , this -- drugs , the prostitution , the weird cuts you make on yourself . not to mention the dead guys . last year you wanted to be on the pep squad and try out for `` teen jeopardy . `` maybe i 'm the wrong person to make you see sense , but somebody 's got to do it . go home , jess , where it 's safe and it 's warm , and where people love you . jessica : i 'll -- i 'll be fine . someday . simone : do n't say i did n't try . look , if you want me to leave , i will . jessica : no , no , no . please , just stay and talk with me . [ scene_break ] fancy : i ca n't believe you . you and theresa are no better than criminals . noah : look , i have an idea . why do n't we get back to that dream of yours where we were making love . fancy : oh , the part i want to remember is you up in flames . that 's what you deserve . do n't you know how awful this is ? when you and theresa kidnapped ethan , everyone down in harmony went berserk . my god , gwen was already grieving , but you two made it worse . she was almost out of her mind with worry . and so was my mother and your father and sheridan , and even rebecca . kidnapping ethan was cruel and sick . noah : i am sorry that you and everybody else are upset . however , i did what i thought was right . i helped save a life . all right ? my half brother 's life . fancy : well , he 's my half brother , too . and you 're not saving his life , you 're only delaying the inevitable . he ca n't come out of that coma . dr. russell says so . his own living will says that he wants gwen to let him go . how dare you take that right away from her . noah : i am sorry that i upset you , but -- fancy : i also ca n't believe what you did to us . you broke my heart , noah . i thought i knew you . what happened to our promise to be totally honest with one another ? you 've lied and lied . you had me on the phone forever when you were driving that ambulance , and you did n't say a word . and i ca n't believe you slashed my tire to keep me from going to get help . noah : look , i did n't , all right ? i do n't know how that happened . fancy : well , theresa said she did n't do it . who 's left ? i do n't think ethan 's up to it . ooh , maybe we were victims of the tire slasher of the mountains . noah : fancy , i do not know how that happened , but it was n't me , all right ? fancy : fine . theresa must have done it . slashing things or stabbing things is right up her alley . the bitch is capable of anything . you know what ? i 've had enough . it 's time to call the authorities . noah : whoa , whoa , please do n't . could we just -- fancy : the phone 's still out . my cell must be charged by now . oh , what now ? who the hell unplugged my charger ? noah : i do n't know . it was n't me , all right ? fancy : oh , like i believe a single word you say anymore ! god . theresa : he 's telling the truth , fancy . i unplugged it . fancy : surprise , surprise . you 're an idiot if you think a dead cell phone will keep me from getting help . you know , it 's broad daylight now . i can change my tire and drive down this mountain to get help , and get my morning latte . oh , yeah , and that 's another thing . i ca n't believe you two master criminals did n't think to buy coffee . noah : great . fancy , look , you ca n't go driving around in the snow until the streets are plowed , all right ? it 's just too dangerous . fancy : watch me . nothing is going to stop me . theresa : noah , stop her , please . fancy : oh , just try it . theresa : please , you 've got to stop her . she 's going to ruin everything . come on , you ca n't let her get away ! i mean -- and after everything that we 've done to try and save ethan . and if gwen gets ethan back , she 's going to kill him ! noah : ok , look , theresa , i love her , all right ? i ca n't physically hold her hostage . theresa : well , i can ! noah : no , wait , wait , wait ! come here , come here , all right ? stop . look , besides , i 'll bet you a million bucks she does n't even know how to change a tire . but if she is determined enough , she will find a way to get off this mountain , no matter what we do . theresa : if you ca n't stop her , i will . noah : no , theresa -- oh , she 's such a pain in the -- fancy : damn ! what happened to my spare ? noah : all right , what now ? fancy : oh , you two are despicable . you slashed my spare tire , too ? noah : hey , it was n't me , all right ? theresa : it was n't me , either . fancy : oh , right . if it was n't you two , then who else ? [ scene_break ] jessica : hey , i am really sorry i freaked out when i found out you were gay . it was stupid . i do n't disapprove . it was just such a shock on top of everything else that 's happened . simone : so you do n't hate me ? jessica : hate you ? no , of course not . i 'm the one who needs to apologize . i 'm sorry . i want us to be friends again . simone : good . i 'm so glad . i need all the friends i can get . so do you . jessica : yeah . hey , your dad was really angry that day . it was scary . are things any better between you two ? simone : no , and maybe they never will be . jessica : i 'm sorry . simone : me , too . hey , has anything else happened with you ? you know , i mean -- jessica : you mean , have i killed any more johns lately ? simone : shh . jessica : no , thank god . you know , i still do n't know how any of that happened . simone : well , it might have something to do with all the drugs that spike shoved down your throat . ok , anyway , forget all that . it 's -- it 's in the past . jessica : yeah , i hope so . girl : jessica ? jessica : oh . hi , lauren . lauren : hey , i have n't seen you in months . have you been away at college ? hey , simone . simone : hey , lauren . girl : lauren ! you do n't want to talk to them . lauren : why not ? a hooker ? girl : look at her makeup . and simone 's a lesbian . simone : ooh , that 's right ! you guys better watch out . you do n't want to catch any of my lesbo cooties . and anyway , at least she gets paid for it , molly taylor . you gave it up to the whole football team senior year . girl : we are so out of here ! jessica : hey , i do n't think that was very smart . simone : but it sure felt good . hey , it 's ok . jessica : no , it 's not . it 'll never be ok . i ca n't believe everybody knows about me . simone : honey , you were arrested . it was in the newspaper . do n't worry about what people think of you . the only person whose opinion you should care about is -- is your own . jessica : except for the fact that i feel just like they do . i want to run away from me , too . [ scene_break ] tabitha : what were you thinking , endora ? you ca n't perform magical gymnastics in front of the whole town . instead of lighting up the town christmas tree , they 'll be lighting us up , instead -- burning us at the stake ! man : ok , gather around , everybody . i 'm about to announce the winner of the skate shop christmas raffle . [ crowd cheers ] boy : hey , mom , can santa bring me a pair of those skates for christmas ? woman : i do n't think so , sweetheart . maybe next year , hmm ? girl : mr. crane laid daddy off . santa 's not coming at all this year . boy : he has to , mom . if we had one pair , we could share them . man : now , one lucky little boy or girl is about to win a pair of our new top- of - the - line ice demons ! [ crowd cheers ] man : drum roll , please ! and the winner of not one , not two , but three pairs of ice demons , the best skates that money can buy , is woody brown ! boy : hey , mom , that 's me ! woman : but we did n't even buy a raffle ticket . woody : now alice and michael can have skates , too . can i keep them , mom ? can i ? woman : yes , yes , we can keep them . man : uh -- well , congratulations , woody . and merry christmas to you all . but we were only supposed to raffle off one pair . how is this -- how did this happen ? tabitha : i think i know . [ scene_break ] santa : ho - ho - ho ! and who do we have here ? chris : this is james . say hello to santa , james . james : hi , santa . santa : and what do you want for christmas ? james : mommy . santa : oh . sheridan : of course i 'll be your mommy this christmas . chris : i 'm sorry he called you mommy . he 's young and confused . sheridan : you do n't have to be sorry . it 's the nicest present i could get . we are going to have the merriest christmas of all time . santa : on christmas eve , listen for my reindeer 's bells . elf : everybody smile and say christmas cheese ! all : christmas cheese . [ scene_break ] lauren : oh , my god . look at them making out in public . i ca n't believe i used to be friends with a whore and a lesbian . molly : what do you expect from girls who come from families like that ? i mean , jessica 's mom is a slut who ran off with some man and deserted her family . and her sister had a bastard baby . jessica : my mom is not a slut . simone : let them finish . molly : oh , good , because you 're next . let 's talk about how simone 's mother left her precious daddy for julian crane . they had an affair for years . actually , she had a bastard baby , too , who grew up and got simone 's sister , whitney , pregnant . girl : the nun with the incest baby . i 'll bet she 's got some sins to confess . molly : like mother , like daughter . both of them . simone : like mother , like daughter ? well , molly , everybody knows that you 're a slut . but did you know that your mother is doing both the tennis pro at the country club , and the guy who rents the carts ? jessica : oh , and , lauren , it 's common knowledge that your mother snuck into the locker room at the health club and threw herself at her aerobics instructor . until his boyfriend came in and threw her out . the whole town got a good laugh out of that one . simone : and , sidney , your mother is -- sidney : i do n't want to know ! jessica : oh , my gosh ! you 're right . that does feel good . simone : well , people who live in glass houses -- spike : that simone bitch is going to pay for what she did to me . you , too , jessica . hey , ladies . here for a little christmas fun , huh ? girl : girls , look . it 's the spike man . second girl : go away , spike . we found an honest dealer . good drugs , low prices . you should try it sometime . spike : that 's hilarious . anyway , listen , i 'm not selling today ok ? i 'm buying . how would you ladies like to do me a little favor ? girl : like what ? [ scene_break ] noah : fancy , look , we did n't slash your tires , all right ? i swear . fancy : oh , right . who else could it have been ? the abominable snowman ? theresa : i 'm just going to make sure ethan 's ok . noah : there 's something here that i do n't understand . i mean , my tires are slashed and your tires are slashed . fancy : is n't it obvious ? theresa did it . noah : no , this is kind of creepy . i wonder if somebody else is out there . fancy : oh , no . there 's aliens among us . [ fancy laughs ] fancy : hello ! hello , somebody , we 're being attacked by aliens ! funny , no answer . maybe someone tried to rescue us , and the aliens ate them . i 'm not sticking around here to find out . i 'm walking down to the main road to hitch a ride . noah : fancy , stop . look , you ca n't walk all the way down there . it 's miles , all right ? what happens if you trip and hurt yourself ? you 'll freeze to death . fancy : at least i 'd have died trying to do something right . i will not leave my half brother hostage to you two clowns in a deserted cabin with no medical help . it 's cruel . i 'm going to go say my goodbye to ethan , and then i 'm out of here . do n't even think of trying to stop me . theresa : look , ethan 's respirator kind of got a little noisy all of a sudden . noah : it 's all right . it 's just in its self - cleaning mode . it 's fine . [ siren ] theresa : oh , my god , noah , it 's the police . how did they get up here ? noah : with four - wheel drive and chains . theresa : no , no , no , someone -- someone must have seen the lights and they reported us ! noah : all right , it 's time to face the music . god , my dad 's going to hate me being arrested three times in one year . theresa : no , no , no , look , you are not going to be arrested , ok ? i 'm going to be the one that 's arrested ! you lost fancy because of me . noah : shh . theresa : there 's no way i 'm going to let you get arrested for kidnapping ! noah : it 's all right , theresa , all right ? i 'm a big boy . theresa : no . no , we 're going to figure this out . [ knock on door ] theresa : oh , god . noah : you know , i got a better idea . hide . theresa : what ? noah : go hide . and , seriously , do n't argue with me . theresa : all right . noah : in the closet . theresa : ok . noah : shh , shh . quiet . noah : morning , officers . to what do i owe the pleasure ? officer : who are you , pal ? second officer : let 's see some i.d . noah : uh -- i.d . ? is this how you treat all the residents up here ? officer : this is the crane cabin . when it 's getting used , we 're always notified in advance . noah : oh , yeah . no , i 'm a friend of the cranes . i 'm up here doing some ice fishing . officer : a little early , is n't it ? the lake 's barely frozen over . noah : did someone see me up here and report me ? officer : no . we 're looking for a suspect , theresa lopez - fitzgerald , and the comatose man that she kidnapped , ethan winthrop . noah : oh , yeah , yeah , i heard about that on the radio . officer : have you seen anyone ? apparently , she or her accomplice was driving an ambulance . noah : an ambulance ? no , i 'm sure if an ambulance drove up to my doorstep , i 'd notice . i am all alone here . officer : all right , if you say so . well , if you notice anything odd , call us . noah : definitely . have a good day , gentlemen . officer : what was that ? second officer : what was that noise ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : i will always treasure this photo . thank you so much . chris : not to worry . i ordered four more of those and some wallet - sized , as well . sheridan : our first visit to see santa . do n't you just love christmas ? chris : yeah , i do . should we all go and get some hot chocolate ? come on , come on . tabitha : come along , endora . we 've got to get out of this christmas horror show before the whole town knows our secret . yes , yes , i see james . yes , and does n't sheridan look happy with her new gentleman caller ? maybe i speak too soon . endora , come with mommy . endora : mommy ! tabitha : i 'll show you what real witches do to celebrate this sickening holiday . they blow it all up ! come on . [ scene_break ] jessica : hey , i ca n't believe we told off that brat pack . simone : please , their mothers are just as bad as ours . they had no right to talk . jessica : hey , thank you so much for sticking up for me and my mom . simone : yeah , you did all right for yourself . besides , nobody has a right to trash my mom but me . jessica : hey , that 's right . spike : so you ladies know what to do , right ? girl : it 's not a problem . spike : get going . girl : come on , girls , let 's go . spike : merry christmas , ladies . santa 's got a nice present coming to you . [ scene_break ] [ respirator works loudly ] fancy : ethan , i 'm sorry we have n't been close these past few years like we used to be . [ respirator quiets ] fancy : oh , there , that 's better . i looked up to you so much when i was a little girl . you are and always have been the best of the cranes . you deserve better than this . you deserve to be with your wife and your parents so you can die peacefully and with dignity . and i promise you i 'll make that happen . goodbye , ethan . i 'm going to miss you so much . officer : what was that noise ? noah : noise ? what noise ? officer : coming from over there . noah : that noise ? it was a rat . officer : in the crane cabin ? no , they keep this place in tiptop shape . noah : you know , it might have been a squirrel . you know , squirrels are just rats with fluffy tails . officer : mm - hmm . noah : i heard one on the roof last night . officer : what do you think , dan ? dan : well , i guess it 's all right . come on , let 's roll . hey , look . there 's another car behind those bushes . officer : if you 're up here all alone , how come there are two cars there ? noah : that was here when i got here . dan : uh - huh . hands in the air now , pal ! [ next_on ] t.c . : well , your mother is a slut , and you are a lesbian . eve : you should be ashamed of yourself , as ashamed as we are of you . fancy : if you insist on checking either the bedroom or the closet , i will call my grandfather to have you both arrested . [ sheridan screams ] chris : sheridan !
when the show started it seemed fancy and noah had made up and spent a romantic night on the floor in front of the crane cabin fireplace . as they lay there , fancy realized noah 's covers were on fire , burning him up , and then she woke up . she realized where she was and that noah was alright and began threatening to tell gwen and/or the police where they are . she tried to fix her tire and leave , but her spare was slashed , too , so she went back inside . she decided she 'd walk to a phone , but first she 'd say goodbye to ethan . as she 's in the bedroom , the police show up at the cabin and question noah as to why he 's there and whether he 's seen theresa and ethan . he assures them he has n't and they start to leave , then see fancy 's car and realize he 's not alone . theresa , hiding in the closet , hears it all and is worried about being found .
jared : i got ta thank you again for helping me . chad : what are friends for ? jared : i am so excited right now . chad : yeah , you and every other dude shopping for an engagement ring . jared : i have n't even popped the question yet . chad : i hope your antiperspirant 's working . jared : yeah , that 's another thing to be worried about . chad : jared , jared , relax . it 's going to be ok . jared : were you this nervous when you asked whitney to marry you ? chad : which time ? we 've been engaged twice , and , to tell you the truth , i do n't think we 're going to make it to the altar this time either . jared : she still thinks you 're seeing someone else , huh ? chad : yeah , she says she needs a little time to get over all the doubts she has , so i gave her til christmas to marry me or we 're through . jared : that 's a pretty gutsy move , man . especially seeing that whitney is right and you are seeing someone else . [ scene_break ] theresa : chad has loved you since he first came to harmony . when he thought you were half - brother and sister , he never gave up on having a life with you . that does n't sound like a guy who would ever cheat on you . whitney : i never thought ethan would cheat on gwen , but he did . theresa : our situations are completely different . you 've got no proof that he 's ever been unfaithful to you . whitney : what about rebecca ? theresa : her accusations do n't count . you need to focus on chad 's love for you and for miles . whitney : i know i should do that . but neither one of us , we do n't always do what we should do . theresa : you 're right , but i 'm trying . you know , the more jared and i are together , the more i 'm convinced that he could be the man i want to spend the rest of my life with . ethan ! ethan : is it true ? theresa : is what true ? ethan : are you really going to marry jared ? [ scene_break ] kay : try on your maid of honor dress . simone : ok . is it too late to do it over in black flannel ? kay : what ? simone : i 'm just kidding . kay : oh ! hello ? miguel : kay , do n't hang up . kay : miguel , i told you , we 're finished . miguel : listen , what you said earlier about charity being back in the picture , it is n't true , and i 'm going to prove it . kay : that 's impossible . miguel : i 'll do anything not to lose you , kay . i 'm going to find charity and have her tell you that , that i love you and i want to be a family with you and maria . kay : miguel , you 've got to stop this . why wo n't you leave me alone like i asked you to ? miguel : because i love you , kay , and i 'm going to find charity and have her tell you that . kay : it 's not going to change anything . i 'm marrying fox , that 's it , end of story . i have to go . goodbye . simone : miguel is n't giving up on you is he ? kay : no , i ca n't believe he would actually think i would go back to him after i saw him having sex with her . miguel : charity , where are you ? [ scene_break ] luis : fancy , i know you 're bummed i nixed you from the stakeout tonight , but , seriously , peeping toms are n't just criminals that ca n't get a date . they can be seriously dangerous . i just do n't feel comfortable putting you in a situation like that until you 've graduated from the academy . fancy : i understand where you 're coming from , luis , but i really can take care of myself . luis : what was that ? fancy : what was what ? luis : sounded like you were loading a gun . fancy : yeah , i 'm just practicing gun safety . luis : you said you were wrapping christmas presents . fancy : i finished , and with my final firearm exam coming up -- luis : mmm hmm . alright , fancy , just keep in touch , ok ? fancy : yeah , about that , if you call and i do n't answer , it 's because i 'm out christmas shopping . luis : alright , well you be careful . there 's lots of grinches out there this time of year . fancy : i will be . i love you . luis : i love you , too . fancy : i hate lying to luis , but it 's not like everything i said was n't true . i will be careful , both burt and i will be . nothing bad is going to happen to either one of us . fancy : hey , burt , come in . can you hear me ? burt : loud and clear . fancy : how does it look out there ? burt : pretty quiet so far . fancy : i wonder how much longer we 'll have to wait for our perp to start peeping . burt : that 's the thing about stakeouts -- you never know . try staying close to the window . give the freak something to gawk at . fancy : if our peeping tom wants a show , then i 'll give him one . just keep your eyes open , ok ? burt : i will , do n't worry . fancy : here it goes . burt : wow . fancy : ok . i 'll pretend i 'm putting on a little show for luis . fancy : luis , you 're here . [ scene_break ] luis : well , it sounds to me like you 're making some headway with kay . miguel : yeah , well , i still do n't know what set her off at the shower . one thing i do know is she 's still hung up on charity . luis : yeah , it 's weird that she would think charity is back in the picture after all this time . miguel : i do n't get it either , you know , but i 'm hoping that if i find charity and have her tell kay that there 's nothing between us anymore , kay will end things with fox before the wedding . luis : makes sense . miguel : i need your help , though . look , i tried for nearly two years to find charity and came up empty - handed . i ca n't hope to look on my own this time . luis : well , i would love nothing more than to help you . miguel : ok , thank you . luis : so you know , though , i ca n't use police equipment for personal gain , ok ? miguel : you helped me before , luis . my future with kay is riding on this . luis : yeah , things are just a little bit different now . i 've been in a lot of trouble lately with fancy . if i give sam one more reason , there 's no way that he 's going to promote me to detective . miguel : ok . ok , fine . so , when i tell mama that the reason i could n't be a family with kay and maria was because my older brother did n't want to bend one little rule , you 're going to be cool with that ? luis : are you kidding me ? she 's gon na kill me . miguel : so , are you going to help me out ? luis : so you 're blackmailing a police officer ? miguel : i consider it twisting my brother 's arm . luis : sorry , man , i ca n't do it . miguel : ok . how about you just tell me what to do and i 'll do it ? luis : well , i guess that would be ok . miguel : ok . how do i start ? luis : now , i want you to know , the only reason that i 'm doing this is because you are my little brother and i want you to be as happy with kay as i am with fancy , ok ? miguel : thank you , luis . i have to prove to her that i 'm over charity so i can win her back . luis : here you go . [ scene_break ] kay : miguel must be following through on his little plan to act like nothing happened between him and charity . simone : oh , yeah , like we overheard them in the shed ? kay : yeah , and they decided that he was going to marry me because he wanted maria 's parents to be together . simone : only he 'd still keep seeing her on the side . kay : charity turned into such a skinny little tramp while she was gone . simone : did n't she , though ? kay : i 'm not going to let her win . simone : wait a minute . you told miguel that you were going to marry fox . so has n't charity already won ? kay : uh , i see what you 're saying . god , what did he expect me to do ? i could n't marry him knowing that he was going to cheat on me with her . simone : you still love him , do n't you ? kay : oh ! simone , i have loved him my whole life ! i 'm always going to love him . simone : kay . what if miguel came to you and owned up to sleeping with charity and how they planned to hook up even after you married him ? and he swore that he would never ever do it again ? would you forgive him ? is your love for him still that strong ? [ scene_break ] chad : yeah , i may be seeing someone on the sly , but it 's just sex . and you know i love whitney . she 's the woman i want to marry and spend the rest of my life with . jared : look , man , i 'm not passing judgments on your morals here . that 's for father lonigan and his boss . all i 'm saying is whitney 's convinced that you 're seeing another person . you want to marry this girl ? you 're going to have to convince her otherwise . chad : how ? jared : you stop cheating on her . woman : may i help you , gentlemen ? jared : yes . actually , i 'm looking for an engagement ring . woman : how sweet . you make a lovely couple . jared : no , it 's definitely not for him . it 's actually for the most beautiful , wonderful woman in the world . [ scene_break ] theresa : you ca n't barge in here and start grilling me about my personal life -- ethan : answer the question , all right ? theresa : well , you know jared and i are seeing each other . ethan : i know you 're seeing jared . everybody knows . the bastard is practically screaming it off the rooftops . theresa : he 's not a bastard . ethan : listen , just be honest with me . tell me , are you planning to marry this guy or what ? whitney : ok , let 's just all relax here . where did you come up with this , ethan ? ethan : i was talking to little ethan , actually . he tells me that he 's about to have a new daddy . theresa : uh -- when ? ethan : when ? earlier , at the book cafe , theresa . theresa : really ? ethan : do n't -- do n't play coy with me , all right ? jared obviously gave little ethan the distinct impression that you two were going to be married , and soon . theresa : um , jared told little ethan that we 're getting married ? i do n't know what to tell you . ethan : it 's true , is n't it ? you 're planning to marry jared , are n't you ? [ scene_break ] luis : press enter . ok , look at that . you are now in the main federal database . type in charity 's full name . hit search . see if you get a hit . miguel : it 's searching . luis : bro , be patient . it 's got ta search hundreds of millions of names . now , best - case scenario is if charity 's used a passport to get in or out of the country recently . miguel : yeah , if she did , then what ? luis : if she did , then we 'll track things like credit card usage , cell phone , things like that . miguel : this might actually work . luis : mm - hmm . i tell you , this system has been great for the department . miguel : why did i not have access to this type of technology when i was searching for charity ? i came so close to finding her so many times , and at the last minute , she always kept vanishing . one time , i even thought someone was out there trying to stop me from finding her . but i think it was just me being frustrated . she did n't want to be found , she obviously does n't love me anymore . luis : well , now you just have to convince kay of that . miguel : i know . god , if i can get kay back , i 'll be happy for the rest of my life . luis : ironic , is n't it ? a while ago , you were in love with charity , i was in love with sheridan , we both thought that we 'd never be happy unless we were with those women . miguel : we were so close to having it all . luis : well , you just wait . once you get kay back , once fancy graduates from the academy , well , let 's just say life is going to be good . [ scene_break ] luis : you 're something else . fancy : mm . something good , i hope . luis : oh , yeah . fancy : well , i love being good for you , luis , but i can be naughty , too . luis : naughty is good . fancy : i will do anything you want me to do , luis . that 's how much i love you . luis : i love you , too . man : sorry , pal . you need to go so i can get the girl . [ scene_break ] woman : sorry . i thought you were a couple . it 's just that you 're both so handsome and well - groomed . chad : yeah , well , it 's ok . my fiancee 's sister is gay . woman : i thought i 'd seen you before . you bought a lovely engagement ring a while back . chad : that was me . woman : so , how 's married life ? chad : uh , well , my fiancee and i are n't married yet . woman : ah , well , i think that long engagements like yours are so romantic . i mean , the anticipation just builds and builds up . oh , my , it 's warm in here . so , when are you and your fiancee tying the knot ? chad : by christmas , or the wedding 's off . woman : oh . so , which rings are to your liking ? chad : look , i 'm going to text whitney . excuse me . theresa : jared told little ethan we 're getting married ? whitney : that 's amazing . theresa : i know . ethan : theresa , theresa . you ca n't go through with it . jared is trouble . he 's using little ethan to get to you . theresa : what ? ethan : what do you mean , `` what `` ? jared -- jared . you ca n't marry jared . theresa : you -- you should say hello to whitney . ethan : i -- ok . hi , whitney . how are you doing today ? she 's your best friend . maybe you can keep her from making the biggest mistake of her life , huh ? theresa : ok . about jared -- ethan : the guy -- he 's as bad as they come , theresa . i 'm telling you he 's not -- theresa : ok , just stop for one second so i can finish , ok ? we have not talked about getting married . we are dating . that 's it for now . ethan : all right . good . that 's good , 'cause maybe now i have the time to find the proof that he 's actually a criminal . theresa : you know what ? you thought that you had proof once before , but you did n't , ethan . ethan : and one thing 's for damn sure , the guy has no judgment skills whatsoever . you do n't go , `` i 'm going to marry your mommy . i 'm going to be your new daddy . `` a decent guy does n't do that to a little kid . theresa : you 're the one who always says that my son needs a father figure . ethan : yes , maybe someone like me , someone like julian , even , his real father , but not jared . whitney : oh , chad . chad wants me to call him . theresa : call him , whitney . go to him , please . whitney : there 's really no reason to call him or go to him . i mean , i have n't made up my mind whether i 'm going to marry him or not . theresa : honey , he loves you and there is no doubting that . ethan : whitney , actually , theresa 's right . i just talked to chad . he loves you very much . theresa : whitney , is n't knowing that enough to build a future with him while you deal with the rest ? whitney : i do n't know . i guess i can at least go talk to him . theresa : yes , good , yes , you do that . ethan : whitney , remember miles has a stake in this , too . theresa : bye . ethan : you know , speaking of sons that need their fathers , little ethan needs his father . theresa : i do n't want julian in my son 's life . ethan : and i do n't want jared in my godson 's life . theresa : well , that 's too bad because you know what ? they really hit it off , ethan . ethan : hit it -- he 's using little ethan to get to you . ca n't you see that ? theresa : why do n't you prove it to me ? ethan : will you just trust me ? he 's bad news . theresa : and why should i believe you , ethan ? you did n't believe me when i told you that gwen and rebecca outed you as a bennett . ethan : theresa , you said that j.t . had proof . theresa : j.t . does have proof . he 's just lying to you -- ethan : i am right about jared ! theresa : well i 'm right about j.t . ethan : aw ! theresa : why do n't we make a deal ? i will believe you about jared without proof if you believe me that gwen and rebecca ruined your life without proof . deal or no deal ? [ scene_break ] jared : hey , which one do you think tess would like ? chad : ah , nothing too trendy . jared : ok . chad : something classic , you know , but not boring . jared : ok , i think this one . woman : mm . excellent choice , if i may say so . chad : and a fat commission check for you . woman : that thought never crossed my mind . jared : you think tess will like it ? i hope she does . i love her . i ca n't wait to spend the rest of my life with her . [ scene_break ] theresa : i will believe you about jared if you believe me about gwen . no proof required . ethan : no deal . no . no , you can -- you can easily walk away from jared . i am married to gwen . i ca n't just divorce her , because i have no proof . that 's ridiculous . theresa : spare me the `` i am married `` excuse , ethan . you 've used it too many times . and in this deal that i just offered you , it was about trust . and it is obvious that you do n't trust me about gwen so why the hell should i trust you about jared ? ethan : theresa , gwen is my wife , for god 's -- theresa : and one day , jared could be my husband . [ scene_break ] kay : ok , so , your question about miguel . if he admitted that he slept with charity , and that it was just a one - time thing , could i marry him still ? simone : yeah . well , could you ? i mean , it 's obvious you 're still in love with miguel , and even though i 'm not a fan of his anymore , it does n't mean i want you to make a mistake and marry fox if your heart 's not in it . kay : and everybody makes mistakes . hello ? i -- i made a huge mistake . i tricked him into sleeping with me the night that we conceived maria . not that i would trade her for anything , but -- simone : what are you saying , exactly ? kay : i do n't know . i guess i 'm saying that , oh . i -- i -- ok . if he admitted that he slept with her and that he swore to me that he would never do it again , ever , and he did not love her anymore , then -- yeah , i would be with him . that 's how much i love him . simone : even though fox wants to marry you before he dies ? kay : yes . yes . i would end things with fox to be with miguel . [ scene_break ] miguel : oh , my god . there are thousands of women in the u.s. named charity standish . luis : all right , just go to `` specify search . `` miguel : ok . luis : all right , now enter her passport number , date of birth , social security number . miguel : how 's two out of three ? i hope this is enough information to lead me to charity . i have to get her to tell kay that it 's over between us so kay will marry me . luis : you 're the same way with kay as i am with fancy . drives you nuts to be apart from her even for a few minutes . miguel : you got that right . luis : i 'm going to give fancy a call , see how she 's doing . oh , voice mail . fancy . hey , it 's me luis . just called you to say hi and see how the shopping 's going . all right . bye . miguel : hey . you ok ? luis : yeah , just got a bad vibe , that 's all . ha . i 'm sure everything 's fine . fancy 's just out christmas shopping . i 'm sure everything 's just fine . [ scene_break ] fancy : help me out of these last few things , luis , and i 'll return the favor . fancy : luis ? oh . i guess i got carried away . but it was worth it , if our peeping tom is still out there . surely , my little strip tease got his attention . now , all burt has to do is nab the sleaze and we can call it a night . man : you 're mine now . all mine . [ scene_break ] woman : i wish you every happiness . jared : well , thank you . woman : and to you , too , sir . chad : thanks . jared : wow . now i know why they say diamonds are forever . 'cause it takes that long to pay 'em off . but to spend the rest of my life with tess is worth it . hey , thanks for helping me to pick this out . chad : oh , you 're welcome , man . and i hope theresa says yes when you ask her . jared : well , if you 're worried about us beating you to the altar , do n't . i 'm sure whitney 's gon na come around . just keep telling her you love her , ok ? chad : i will . jared : man , just think , tomorrow i could wake up engaged to tess . chad : are you going to ask her tonight ? jared : well , as soon as i see her . chad : well , good luck , man . jared : thanks , man . you , too . chad : whitney did n't answer my text message . whitney : chad ? why did you want me to meet you at a jewelry store ? is this another one of your tactics ? are you going to bribe me into marrying you before christmas now ? [ scene_break ] ethan : could you really see yourself married to jared ? theresa : what i see is none of your business . you are married . you have no say in what i choose to do with my life . so back off and stop trying to dictate my future . ethan : do n't marry him . he 's not who he says he is . theresa : you do n't want me to marry anyone . you want me alone and needy so i will agree to be your piece on the side . ethan : wait , hold on -- whoa . what are you talking about ? being with you is a lot more than just about sex , theresa . i love you . theresa : well , you made your choice . i have made mine . and i am going to remarry , ethan , one day . and maybe i will marry jared , maybe i wo n't . but what i do know is that i have already wasted enough of my life waiting for you . ethan : you do n't understand . i do n't want to see you get hurt , ok ? i do n't want to see you be taken advantage of . theresa : but that 's what you 're doing , ethan . you wo n't be with me , but you wo n't let me go . ethan : i 'm sorry . i ca n't let you go , and there 's part of you that does n't want me to . because there is part of you that loves me just as much as i love you . [ scene_break ] miguel : still searching . you know , at least it has n't hit a dead end trying to find her . luis : listen , hold down the fort . i 'll be right back , ok ? hey . any word from burt or kelly on the stakeout ? officer : not for a while . why ? luis : just get burt on the line . make sure that he and kelly are ok . officer : will do . burt , this is headquarters . report your status , over . fancy : ok . being online helps make it look like i actually live here . i 'm just surfing the net in my skivvies . ok , i know . i 'll shop for some lingerie for my first night together with luis . oh , luis . i ca n't wait to make love with you . man : i 'm coming to get you , pretty girl . officer : burt , this is headquarters . report your status , over . that 's weird . burt usually answers right away . luis : well , keep at it . i want to know what 's going on out there . officer : burt , report your status . [ scene_break ] chad : is that how you see me now , whitney ? you think i 'm smarmy enough to bribe you into trusting me ? whitney : no . no , you know what ? that 's not how i feel about you at all . it 's just -- chad , i do n't know . you know ? i do n't know what i feel , but i keep having this nagging suspicion something 's going on with you , you know ? and you 're not right because of it . chad : look , whitney , giving you an ultimatum to marry me by christmas was a mistake . i just wanted to show you how much i wanted to be a family with you and miles . we 've been through so much . we 've waited so long to get where we are . i mean , the thought of losing you over a feeling you have is driving me nuts . whitney , i love you . you 're the only woman i love . and i know we can have a great family with miles and whatever brother or sister we give him if you just take the next step with me and be my wife . i love you . have faith in that . take heart in that . marry me . please . [ scene_break ] kay : to be fair , i was n't always honest with miguel . especially when it came to charity . my god , when lying did n't keep them apart , i did some really crazy , bad things . simone : yeah . tricking miguel into thinking you were charity to get pregnant certainly took some doing . kay : yeah . so it 's only right that i give him the chance to admit that he slept with charity and swear that he is finished with her for good . simone : and if he does that ? kay : i will forgive him . if i believe him . simone : well , how can miguel make you believe him ? kay : i have n't figured that part out yet . [ scene_break ] luis : how 's it going ? miguel : well , nothing definite yet , but it 's better than hitting a brick wall . you ok ? luis : yeah , an officer has n't radioed in like he 's supposed to . i 'm just waiting for confirmation that everything 's ok . miguel : i 'm sure everything 's fine . maybe he just turned his radio down so he does n't tip off the bad guys . luis : hope so . uh , let me know if you score a hit with charity . miguel : yep . luis : any word from burt ? officer : negative . luis : try again . officer : headquarters to burt , report your status , over . man : roger . everything 's ok out here . luis : that 's not proper procedure . officer : you know how lax burt is with stuff like that . luis : you tell burt to use the proper protocol or he 's going to answer to me . officer : will do . come on , dude , give me the official protocol so i can get lopez - fitzgerald off my back . burt , give me tonight 's code or you 'll have luis on your case . [ scene_break ] theresa : part of me will always want you , ethan . but there 's a part of me that knows better . there 's no going back for us . there 's no moving forward as long as you stay married to gwen . i have accepted that . i am moving on with jared . you need to respect that . you ca n't tell me who to be with if i ca n't be with you . ethan : i want you to be happy . and i want you to be safe . theresa : i am . ethan : i want you to be with the man that loves you beyond reason . i want you to be with a man that 's going to move a mountain for you . that 's the kind of man that i want you to be with . theresa : i 'm with that man . i 'm with him right now . [ scene_break ] chad : please . just say you 'll marry me . whitney : chad , i 'm so sorry . i have n't made any decisions yet . ok ? chad : well , at least you did n't say no . whitney : i am going to go ahead and get going though . i 'm supposed to meet my mother for dinner at the seascape . i think she wants to smooth things over after lying for ivy about david hastings being grace 's first husband , so ... chad : well , what if i walk you there ? whitney : i think i 'd rather be alone . ok ? woman : i hope he does n't expect a refund on the ring he bought her when she dumps him . i 'll have to give back my commission . chad : you know , i think i know how to convince whitney to marry me . after a few phone calls , we 'll be walking down the aisle in no time . [ scene_break ] kay : what would it take for me to believe miguel ? i -- i do n't know . i do n't know . and i do n't -- and you know , what 's the use in speculating ? i asked him . i gave him a chance to admit that he slept with charity and he acted like nothing happened , so ... simone : but miguel did call earlier , so maybe he 's ready to be truthful with you , end things with charity , and if he does that , the two of you could be together . [ scene_break ] miguel : i have to convince you to marry me , kay . finding charity is the first step . i did it . i did it . i finally found charity . luis : something wrong with the stakeout ? officer : i 'm still waiting for burt to give me tonight 's confirmation code . burt , i need official confirmation that everything on your end is ok . over . { burt : yeah , this is burt . stakeout 's in place . officer 's in the house alone , i 'm standing guard outside . everything 's charlie - robert . } man : everything over here is charlie - robert . officer : 10 - 4 that . burt used tonight 's code . luis : good . must have been worried for nothing . [ scene_break ] fancy : yeah . black lingerie will look fabulous with my blonde hair . [ scene_break ] jared : there 's no way tess will have seen this coming . she is going to be blown away when i propose to her . [ next_on ] julian : someone 's been very busy digging up dirt . j.t . : are you really in love with theresa , or are you prepared to spend the rest of your life without her ? fancy : let me go !
chad and jared are at the jewelers , picking out an engagement ring for theresa , while she 's in her office telling ethan she has no plans to marry jared now . chad is waiting for whitney to answer his ultimatum , but she 's not ready to commit just yet , as she still has trust issues . he realizes this , but wo n't give up his lover . ethan wanted theresa to dump jared based on the fact he knows the man is not a good guy , but she refused . she did offer to accept his fears as fact without proof if he would do the same about gwen and rebecca being the ones who outted him to jt cornell , but he wo n't do that . after arguing about it all for a while , they began kissing , just as jared was walking back into her office with ring in hand .
whitney : any luck finding a job ? fox : uh , yeah . you know , i got a couple of leads here . whitney : ok . fox : i could pump gas at the local convenience store , or i could be a night watchman at the used - car lot . whitney : hmm . well , your talent is in business , and you 're not going to waste it . come on now . fox : that 's what i get , whitney , you know , for messing around in college . my parents tried to tell me and i just would n't listen , you know ? i guess i kind of always figured i 'd fall into the family business , but so much for that plan . whitney : well , it 's not right that your father fired you and that your grandfather cut you out of the will . fox : yeah , but they do n't care about what 's right , you know ? they 're cranes . besides , it 's not their fault . i have no one but myself to blame . i 'm a loser and i let you down . whitney : what are you talking about ? how can you say that ? fox : because , whitney , i told you i 'd take care of you . after all , you 're carrying my baby . [ knock on door ] eve : come in . julian . julian : good morning . i hope i 'm not interrupting . eve : of course not . come in . julian : i missed you when you did n't come back last night . eve : well , it was so late , i just slept in the on - call room . so what brings you here this morning ? julian : i came with rebecca to check on ethan and gwen 's baby . eve : well , they had to put her back on the respirator . she 's still critical , but she 's holding on . julian : speaking of holding on , i hear my father is somehow miraculously still alive . eve : yeah , he 's still holding on , too . julian : i guess it 'll take more than a poisoned cigar to kill that old bastard . eve : i think it would take the devil himself to kill alistair . [ alistair grunts ] beth : what ? alistair , what are you saying ? come on , come on , speak up . hey , wake up , alistair ! what is the big secret ? you said it would break up luis and sheridan , but you 've got to tell me before it 's too late . we can not let them get married ! clerk : i 'll give you a minute to decide . luis : thanks . well , do you like it ? i mean , i know it 's not fancy like you 're used to , but -- sheridan : luis , i love it , ok ? i would n't care if you gave me the pop - top off of a soda can . i just want to marry you . luis : i nt to marry you , too . sheridan : this ring is perfect . luis : really ? you know , i just thought it could represent a fresh start for us -- you know , put all the bad things that have happened to us in the past . i love you so much . sheridan : i love you , too . theresa : you 're such an incredible fighter . you made it all the way through last night . now you just got to hang on , keep getting stronger , and very soon i 'm going to take you home with me . i love you . you 're my beautiful little girl . gwen : mother , i ca n't handle this -- having to stand out here while theresa 's in there bonding with my baby when i have n't even been able to touch her yet . you know this is killing me . rebecca : i know . i know , but do n't worry . as soon as ethan gets back here with the court order , then they are going to throw this guttersnipe out of the hospital and she will never put her paws on your baby again . gwen : you know , i just do n't know why she 's being so stubborn . i do n't know why she is doing this . she was the surrogate . she has no biological connection to that baby at all . plus , she signed a contract . i do n't know how she thinks she could possibly keep me from my own flesh and blood . rebecca : i do n't know . i mean , i know she 's been up to something all along , i just do n't know what it is and i just ca n't figure out -- how does she think she is going to get away with this ? gwen : oh , she won't . as soon as ethan gets back with those court orders , she 's history . rebecca : good , because i do n't want that tramp anywhere near my granddaughter . gwen : ethan , did you get it ? ethan : yeah , right here . gwen : oh , my god ! oh , my god . thank god , honey . thank you so much . and , theresa , you crazy bitch , i 'm going to throw you out of there on your butt and i 'm going to take my baby back . ethan : gwen -- gwen : theresa , get out here now . rebecca : now , you heard her , tartita . get out . ethan : for god 's sake . pam : please . this is an intensive care unit . keep your voices down . gwen : i know perfectly well what this is . want her out of here . ethan : honey , take it easy , all right ? gwen : i 'm not -- i 'm not going to take it easy , ethan . that is my baby in there and i deserve to be with her , not her . rebecca : that 's right ! pam : that 's not my decision . gwen : that 's my baby . baby winthrop , right there . i am here mother . pam : ma'am , i 'm only following orders . rebecca : yeah , well your orders are wrong ! theresa : no , they 're not . i 'm the baby 's mother . this woman just thinks that she is . gwen : wrong . i am the baby 's mother , theresa , and i have the court order to prove it . fox : well , i feel like i failed you . whitney : well , that 's just ridiculous . fox : whitney , i ca n't even find a job . whitney : you just started looking . you 're going to find something . fox : probably right . you 're right , no , here it is ! here it is -- `` wanted `` -- it says right here -- `` wanted -- ex - playboy must have experience in spending daddy 's money , drinking heavily , and staying up all night . `` that 's me right there . god , what an idiot . whitney : you 're not an idiot . fox , you were young , ok ? and besides , it 's not like you had great role models anyway . julian and alistair ? i mean , come on , they 're hardly paragons of moral virtue . fox : that 's true . whitney : right . and ivy and julian -- you said they never paid attention to you when you were growing up . fox : no , no , they shipped me off to boarding school as soon as i was ready , you know , and threw money at me to keep my mouth shut and out of their hair . whitney : well , i think that was a blessing . fox : how exactly is that a blessing ? whitney : because it taught you to stand on your own two feet . and , yeah , ok , maybe you made some mistakes , but at least you have been willing to change . fox , you work hard . i mean , i saw that when you were working at crane industries . and i think that says a lot about your character . you 're a good man , fox . fox : think so ? whitney : i absolutely think so . fox : thank you . well , maybe you 're right . maybe -- maybe we 're going to be fine . we are . we 're going to be fine . i can take care of you and the baby . i do n't care what i have to do . we 're going to be fine . whitney : i know we will . and you know what ? i am not going to be a burden to you . i 'm going to get a job as soon as i can so that i can help us out financially . fox : no , no , no , are not getting a job . whitney : yes , yes , i am . fox : no , no . whitney , listen , you 're about ready to have a baby , ok ? that 's a full - time job . besides , we really need you to stay in school . whitney : but i can work . i can work and go to school , too . fox : no , you ca n't work and go to school if you 're pregnant , not if you 're going to have a baby . one of us has to have an education , ok ? we ca n't stay here forever . eventually , i think we 're going to want to get our own place . whitney : wow . a place of our own , huh ? fox : yeah . yeah , i mean , is n't that what you want ? family ? you , me , and the baby ? whitney : of course . eve : julian , do you have any idea who might 've tried to kill alistair ? julian : everyone at that party had good reason to want to see him dead . eve : that 's true . that means any one of our friends could be the one who tried to commit murder . it 's a little scary when you think of it . julian : father has a knack for driving people to violence , even the most docile . eve : yes . everyone has their breaking point . julian : you see , alistair does n't care whether people hate him or not . he just charges through life like the proverbial bull in the china shop , taking whatever he wants when he wants it , to hell with everyone else . eve : i know . i certainly hated him . and i had reason to want him dead . but i did n't try to kill him , julian . julian : well , of course you didn't . i never thought you did . you could n't hurt another human being , whatever the reason . eve : oh , i thought so , too , until last night . now -- now i 'm not so sure . julian : wait , what are you talking about ? you gave him c.p.r . you probably saved his life , much to the chagrin of most of the people there . eve : i did n't even call 911 . i was frozen to the spot . i think i wanted him dead . and i 'm a doctor . it 's -- it 's unforgivable . julian : oh , stop this . you did n't try to kill him and neither did i . eve : really , julian ? julian : you sound relieved . eve : no , it 's just -- julian : wait , do you -- do you think i tried to poison my father ? beth : alistair , come on . wake up . wake up ! what is the secret word that will keep luis and sheridan apart , huh ? [ alistair moans ] beth : oh , thank god ! quick , quick ! before you pass out again , tell me . what 's the word that will split luis and sheridan apart for good ? [ alistair gasps ] beth : what ? no , what are you trying -- just tell me ! no ! no , no , no . you ca n't die . you ca n't die before you tell me the secret word that will stop luis and sheridan from getting married . oh , come on . damn it ! speak up ! luis : oh . sorry . sheridan : sorry . we did n't hear you come back . clerk : there 's nothing to be sorry about . i enjoy seeing people in love . sheridan : oh , you must see plenty of them in here . clerk : i do n't know . most people are more interested in diamonds than each other . but i can tell you two are truly in love . luis : that we are . sheridan : truly . have been for ages . luis : yeah , we 've waited a long time to finally tie the knot . sheridan : i ca n't wait . luis : me , either . hey , can we have the inside of this ring engraved ? clerk : certainly . luis : great . i want it to say `` to sheridan , the love of my life . luis . `` sheridan : oh , luis . clerk : when 's the big day ? sheridan : well , we 're not sure -- luis : day after christmas . sheridan : really ? luis : yeah . i talked to father lonigan and it 's the first day he 's able to perform the ceremony . do n't think i 'm waiting one more day to marry you . sheridan : oh , luis ! julian : do you really think me capable of murder ? eve : no . no , i don't . i -- i have to admit the thought crossed my mind . i 'm sorry . julian : it 's understandable . if anyone had good reason , it was me . eve : or me . we both had reason to want him dead . he had our son kidnapped and then made us believe he was dead . he kept us from finding that same son for all those years . oh , and then to give chad money so that he could romance whitney , knowing that he was our son and she was my daughter , just knowing that it would destroy their lives . julian : listen , alistair is an evil , evil man who deserved to be killed , but you did n't try to do it and neither did i , so let 's just forget about it for now , all right ? i actually came in here just to see how you were doing , see if you were all right . eve : i am . julian : are you sure ? you do n't pretend with me . i can tell there 's something wrong . what is it ? eve : all right , i -- i 'm worried about whitney and fox . julian : why ? i mean , has he hurt her ? eve : no . no , of course not . it 's just , well , whitney 's been through so much lately with finding out that chad 's her half brother and finding out she 's pregnant . julian : yes , yes , yes . leave it to my son to be so irresponsible and not think of the consequences of his actions . eve : oh , julian , you really should n't be so hard on him . julian : i mean , i blame myself for the way he turned out . i was never a very good example when it comes to taking responsibility for one 's actions , especially when i was young . i mean , look at how i abandoned you . eve : julian , that is all in the past . we have to think about the future now , fox 's and whitney 's and the baby 's . fox said he 's going to take care of them , but how ? how is he going to do that ? what is he going to do ? alistair cut him out of the will . you fired him from crane industries . what are they going to do ? how are they going to live ? they may have to leave town just to find work . and if that happens , i 'll never get a chance to make peace with whitney . i 'll never get a chance to see my grandchild . god , it just -- i ca n't bare to think about it . julian : do n't worry about that . i 'll take care of it . whitney : i had n't even thought about where we 're all going to live when the baby 's born . fox : well , we do n't have to worry about that , though . you know , i 'm sure my mom and sam bennett will let us stay here as long as we like . whitney : but we ca n't impose on them forever . fox : no , but it 's not something i want you to worry about . you know , i 'll figure out something . and in the meantime , you take care of yourself and the little bundle of joy in there , ok ? you know what 's funny is i never thought i 'd be this excited about having a baby . but now that we have one coming , i ca n't wait . whitney : i do n't need any blood test . i do n't need an exam to tell me who the father of my baby is because i already know who the father is . and it is n't fox . eve : oh . oh , no . whitney : it 's chad 's . my half brother is the father of my baby . eve : oh , my god . whitney : are you happy now , mom ? because you kept your son a secret , my life is ruined , and so is the life of your future grandchild . [ phone rings ] fox : i got it . bennett residence . yes . ok , ok , i 'll be right there . whitney : who was that ? fox : my father . he wants me to come to crane industries right away . whitney : what does he want ? fox : i do n't know , he did n't say . but i 'm guessing he probably just wants me to come over there and clean out my desk , you know , remove any proof that i ever worked there in the first place . whitney : well , i 'm coming with you . fox : no , come on , you do n't have to do that . whitney : hey , come on , we 're together now . you and me , ok ? fox : you , me , and the baby . theresa : i do n't know what your court order says , gwen , but i 'm not afraid of it or of you . gwen : i can not believe your nerve . rebecca : nurse , i demand you call security and have this trash thrown out ! pam : look , i ca n't sort out the problems between you two , and i ca n't have you causing a scene in the nicu . gwen : nurse , the problem is that she has kept me from my baby long enough . pam : take this outside to the waiting area . there are sick babies in here . gwen : nurse , i want to be with my baby . ethan : look , look , i know you 're anxious to be with your baby , but she 's right . let 's go to the waiting room , make theresa understand what the court order is , ok ? gwen : fine . pam : thank you . ethan : theresa , come on . theresa : ok , show me the papers . theresa : what ? i do n't believe this ! w could any judge in his right mind sign this paper ? gwen : because i am the mother , theresa , not you . that 's why . ethan : theresa , it 's pretty straightforward , all right ? it 's just a reiteration of our agreement . gwen : i mean , theresa , you signed a contract saying that you would hand over our baby once it was born . theresa : but this says i have to give away my baby . gwen : but , theresa , she 's not your baby ! damn it , why are you being so difficult ? rebecca : because she 's a lying little slut , that 's why ! theresa : you know what ? i do n't have to listen to this . excuse me . gwen : oh , no . you 're not going anywhere ! rebecca : i mean , this is ridiculous . look , this is a legal document , ok , and it says that you have to cease and desist . or , you know , let me put it in a language that you will understand . that means you have to back off and get the hell out of here ! ethan : rebecca , stop it . listen , the court has ordered you to stop trying to lay a claim to that baby . that 's it . theresa : i ca n't believe you 're trying to make me give up my baby , ethan . gwen : theresa , she is not your baby ! ethan : i am sorry . i know how you feel -- gwen : ethan , no . do n't be sorry for her . she signed away her rights to a baby that was n't even hers to begin with . listen to me . that is my baby in there , and you are no longer allowed to go near her , to see her , or to be with her in any way whatsoever , ever . and now , because of what you 've done , you 're also not going to get little ethan back . rebecca : that 's right , theresa . you 've lost . gwen won . sheridan : oh ! i ca n't believe it . we 're really going to get married ! i mean , after all this time , all the times that we tried to walk down the aisle , we are -- we 're really getting married . luis : yeah , it 's really going to happen . sheridan : i ca n't believe it . oh , you 're making all my dreams come true . luis : yeah , well , mine , too . we do n't have antonio 's death certificate yet , but i 'm expecting it any day now . sheridan : and after christmas , you are going to make me the happiest woman on earth . luis : well , that is the plan . and , well , not just that day , but hopefully every day for the rest of your life . sheridan : nothing can spoil this now . absolutely nothing . beth : alistair ? come on , it 's just one word , one stupid little word , but it will change my life . come on , come on , you got to try . alistair : mmm , mmm -- beth : m ? alistair : mmm , mmm -- beth : i think you 're saying m ? what does that mean ? is it a name ? what , what , what , a location ? come on , you 've got -- you got to help me out here . what are you trying to tell me ? no , no , no , no ! come on , you ca n't -- you ca n't die yet . you just tell me . it 's one little word and i think it starts with an m. come on ! [ phone rings ] beth : oh . yeah , what ? luis : beth , it 's luis . beth : hi ! luis : hey , i 've got some great news . beth : really ? what ? luis : sheridan and i set our wedding date . beth : oh , really ? i mean , when ? when 's the date ? luis : the day after christmas , and we want you to be in the wedding party . beth : you want me ? you want me to be in the wedding ? luis : well , yeah . you 're the mother of my son , and we want you to be involved . hey , listen , can you come over to sheridan 's cottage ? beth : come -- come over ? luis : yeah , right away . we want your input on planning the wedding . beth : ok . ok , yeah . i would n't miss it for the world . luis : all right , see you soon . beth : oh , damn it ! after everything i 've done to keep them apart , they set a date . they 've set a wedding date , alistair ! sheridan is going to marry luis . what are you going to do about it , huh ? huh ? i have to do everything by myself , huh ? fox : look , maybe i should go in there alone . you know , i do n't really know what he wants , and i do n't want m to worry you at all . whitney : well , i 'm not worried . fox : yeah , well , i am . whitney : well , all the more reason i should be with you . fox : well , i really appreciate that , but i think i can handle this on my own , ok ? whitney : ok . i 'll be out here if you need me , all right ? fox : ok . whitney : ok . fox : thank you . julian : i 'm sure you 're wondering why i called . fox : little bit curious , yeah . when you fired me from this place , you told me never to come back , remember ? julian : i remember . but i 'm afraid i -- i acted in haste that day and i 'm sorry . i realize that you have great responsibilities now . with a baby on the way , you 'll need money to support a wife and child . fox : i 'm very aware of that fact , father . i 'm actually looking for work . julian : well , there 's no need to do that . i 'm giving you your job back . you can start immediately . chad : my grandfather . i ca n't believe i spent my whole life looking for my family and i found a monster like you . you kept my parents from finding me all those years , you encouraged me to be with whitney , my own sister . when my father brought me into the business , you fired me , cut me out of the will . you are a bastard , you know that ? but you 're not going to get away with it . if there 's any justice at all , that poison on your cigar did the world a favor because you deserve to die . i 'm just sorry there was n't enough poison to kill you right then and there . um , whitney . whitney : hello , chad . i did n't mean to interrupt . chad : no , it 's ok . i was packing up my stuff and talking to my grandfather , telling him what a bastard he is . whitney : i heard he fired you . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . chad : well , you know , was n't my bag anyway . you know that . music is what i do . whitney : i know . chad : you know , firing me was the least of the bad things he did to me anyway , and i 'm not going to take it sitting down . i 'm going to find a way to get back at him somehow . whitney : do you have any idea who tried to kill alistair last night ? chad : can you think of anyone at the party who did n't want to kill him ? whitney : no . no , i do n't think there was one person there who did n't have a reason to kill alistair . well , i guess i should go ahead and get going . chad : whitney , do n't -- do n't go . i mean , you just got here , right ? hey , what are you -- what are you doing here anyway ? whitney : i came with fox . julian called and asked him to come in . chad : oh . whitney : you know , i really should be going . chad : how -- how you feeling ? whitney : oh . i 'm ok . uh -- a little morning sickness , but i 'm ok . chad : oh . you know , you should try some ginger . maybe put it in some tea . i heard that was good for nausea . whitney : really ? how do you know so much about morning sickness ? chad : well , i always thought i 'd have kids with you , you know , before -- whitney : oh . chad : anyway , you know , i did some reading . that 's all . whitney : oh . chad : and , look , i know you 're not having fun right now , but i read that if you 're having morning sickness , it 's usually a sign that the baby 's ok , that the pregnancy 's going ok . whitney : that 's good , now , is n't it ? chad : yeah , yeah . whitney : thank you . chad : no problem . look , whitney , i know the baby 's not mine , but i did all this research and if you have any questions , just -- just call me . theresa : get your hands off me , rebecca ! rebecca : now , obviously you do n't speak english , so i am trying to show you the exit -- you know , salida ? ethan : hey , rebecca , hands off ! come on . gwen : do n't defend her , ethan . ethan : there is no need to get physical , gwen , ok ? she just had a baby , remember ? gwen : yeah , my baby . oh , sorry , theresa , are we keeping you ? rebecca : oh , she 's probably waiting for some angel from heaven to swoop down and save her . well , sorry . ai n't going to happen . theresa : you know what ? this is n't settled , ok , because you promised that you would give me little ethan back , and now you 're going back on your promise ? gwen : you are damn right i am ! theresa , i agreed to give you your son back when you agreed to give us our baby . why on earth should i keep my part of the agreement when you certainly do n't intend on keeping yours ? rebecca : gwen , i keep telling you you ca n't make agreements with her . that 's how we lost the alamo . ethan : rebecca , ok , that 's -- you 're not helping , all right ? can i just have a moment alone with theresa ? gwen : why ? why ? what for ? you are not going to keep my baby , all right ? theresa : no , you ca n't let her do this , ethan , ok ? i just gave birth to her . gwen : yes , theresa , you did . yes , you did , and now your job is over . rebecca : yeah , so vamoose . andale . theresa : my god , you can not let this happen ! you can not let your wife keep taking my babies from me ! gwen : theresa , she is not your baby ! she is my baby ! have you completely lost your mind ? rebecca : etha this is ridiculous . now , you are a lawyer . please tell her that this is a legal document . she gave birth . she no longer has any use . now , theresa , it is time for you to go . now , come on . theresa : no ! leave me alone ! get off me ! have yourself a merry little christmas theresa : get your hands off me ! ethan : rebecca , will you stop ? give it a rest ! gwen : do n't defend her . she is a monster and she needs to get out of here so you and i can be with our baby . theresa : look , i am not going anywhere , gwen ! woody : unhand that woman ! theresa : oh , woody ! thank you , god . what took you so long ? woody : please accept my apologies . the matter took a little longer than anticipated . ethan : woody , what -- rebecca : what is he doing here ? theresa : he 's my attorney . woody : indeed i am . woody stumper , defender of the downtrodden and champion of the little people , at your service again . gwen : theresa , what are you doing ? theresa : did you think i was going to lie down and let you and your mother roll over me , gwen ? woody : from the looks of things , i arrived here just in time . gwen : woody , just in time for what ? theresa : to stop the insanity . woody : you are absolutely , positively , indubitably correct because as we all know , when maternity is in doubt , the woodster sorts it out . rebecca : what -- what is he talking about ? gwen : you know what , theresa ? i do n't know what kind of stunt you 're trying to pull , but you 're completely wasting your time because there is nothing that you or your charlatan lawyer can do to keep me from my baby . woody : you are 100 % correct . because if theresa had your baby , there would be nothing to keep you from taking it . but theresa does n't have your baby . sheridan : my love . luis : champagne ? sheridan : mm - hmm . luis : is n't it a little early ? sheridan : well , yeah , it 's a little early , but who cares ? we are engaged , actually truly engaged to be married . luis : yeah , we are . you still like the ring ? sheridan : i love it . now i just have to find the perfect dress . luis : ca n't help you there . you know what they say -- bad luck for the groom to see the bride 's wedding dress before the wedding . that 's why i called beth , though . you know , i thought she could help . sheridan : ahem . yeah , that was -- that was really sweet of you to include her in our wedding plans . luis : well , i did n't see why not , you know ? we 're going to be tied to her . she is little marty 's mother after all , so -- sheridan : no , no . i mean , you 're right . it was a sweet idea . you 're really a very caring , loving man . luis : loving ? sheridan : loving . beth : hello ? oh , gosh . luis : oh . sheridan : oh . beth : sorry . luis : beth . beth : hi . luis : hey . uh -- sheridan : sorry . luis : come on in . beth : ooh . luis : thanks for coming . beth : well , i told you i would n't miss it for the world . sheridan : yeah . beth : hi , sheridan . sheridan : hi , beth . thanks -- thanks for doing this , yeah . beth : oh , my pleasure . listen , you guys only have a couple of weeks to get this wedding together . that does n't give us much time for planning . sheridan : no . no , it doesn't . beth : well , weddings are a big production . are you sure you do n't want to postpone it just so you can plan it properly ? i mean , you guys have been waiting for this day a long time , and i know you want to do it right . sheridan : of course we do . luis : yeah , but the most important thing is that we get married right away . i do not want to wait until after the 26th to marry you . sheridan : neither do i . so , you sure you still want to help us ? beth : mm - hmm . of course . i 'll do everything that i can -- beth 's voice : to make sure you never become husband and wife . fox : so you 're just giving me my old job back ? julian : that 's right . fox : yeah , well , what about grandfather ? you know , he fired me , too . he cut me out of his will . julian : yes , i know . fox : uh - huh . and then chad -- grafather fired him , too . julian : well , alistair is hardly in a position to fight me on this . i 'm bringing chad back to the company , as well . fox : right . well , i can understand that . i mean , you want to make eve happy . but why me ? why are you bringing me back ? julian : eve is worried about whitney and the baby . fox : it was all about eve , right ? you still do n't care about me . julian : fox , now , this is important . i 'm hoping that you 'll be able to help whitney to try to forgive her mother . fox : dad , look , whitney hates her mom because she -- she betrayed her father . julian : no . fox : now , i ca n't -- i ca n't help that . julian : no , she did n't betray him . eve and i were together years before she even met t.c . and she 's never been unfaithful to him . fox : well , maybe , but , you know , she did n't tell him about the affair . she kept that a secret along with her past . she did n't tell him you two had a kid together . julian : look , what do you want me to say ? do you want me to say that i was a cad in my youth ? all right , i was . but i 'm trying to make up for that now . i mean , i 'm just -- i 'm hoping that you 'll be able to convince whitney to give her mother another chance because eve needs her daughter . fox : you 're probably right , you know , and i think whitney needs her mom . but i 'm not going to sell her down the river , dad , if that 's what you 're asking me to do . julian : no , no , no , no . i just want to make sure that you 'll be able to take care of whitney and the baby . whitney is a -- is a wonderful young woman . fox : no , i know how wonderful she is . i 'm in love with her . i know how special she is . i do n't need to hear it from you . julian : well , good , then we both agree . you can move back into your office today . fox : not so fast . julian : what ? fox : well , if i take this job at crane industries , i want to make sure that you 're going to treat me and chad as equals , no preferential treatment for eve 's son . julian : fox , i am giving you your job back . fox : and i 'm grateful for that . but if i take the job , i want to make sure and i want to hear from you that you 're going to treat me and chad as equals . julian : look , `` if `` you take the job ? i mean , where are you going to get another job ? you never finished your education . you have no perience . fox : thanks for the vote of confidence , dad . supportive as usual . i appreciate it . julian : i 'm sorry . i suppose i expect too much . fox : look , dad , i got a baby on the way , ok , and i really need this job . but if you favor chad over me , i 'm out of here and i 'm taking whitney with me -- i mean , out of the company , out of harmony . dr. eve will never see her daughter again . you understand ? whitney : ok . if i have any pregnancy questions , i 'll call you . chad : all right . deal . whitney : oh . chad : whitney , what -- whitney : um -- chad : i did n't mean anything by it , whitney . i 'm sorry . whitney : oh , god , i wish i could tell you the truth . i wish i could tell you that the baby i 'm carrying is yours , but i can't . i can't . luis : ahem . sheridan : sorry . beth : ok . luis : well , i 've got to call father lonigan and talk to him about the wedding . sheridan : oh , ok . i love you . luis : hey . ve you , too . beth : is that the wedding band ? sheridan : yeah . is n't it beautiful ? beth : oh . sheridan : you know , we 're supposed to bring it back to have it engraved , but i just -- i had to bring it home to , you know , really feel like this is all real . beth : right . wow , it 's -- it 's lovely , sheridan . yeah . well , i 'm really happy your father did n't get to say that -- well , whatever it was he was going to say -- that word that was going to break up luis and you . sheridan : yeah . yeah , me , too . beth : you do n't know what the word is , do you ? sheridan : no , no , i don't . you know , i just -- i hope he does n't recover before the wedding so that he ca n't use that word to break up me and luis . beth : mm - hmm . sheridan : yeah . well , thanks . beth : well , he will if i have anything to say about it . gwen : what are you talking about ? of course that is my baby that theresa gave birth to ! she knocked out our real surrogate and had herself implanted with my embryos . that is my baby in there and i want her back . woody : i 'm sorry . gwen : excuse me ! woody : i ca n't allow you to do that . rebecca : hey , how dare you ! you let my daughter get through there . gwen : ethan , why do n't you show mr . stumper the court papers , please ? ethan : woody , woody , it 's cut - and - dried . woody : um -- ethan , i 've already seen this . this court order only applies to mrs . winthrop 's child . gwen : of course it applies to my child . woody : but that child in nicu is n't yours . that precious little bundle of joy belongs to my client . gwen : what ? woody , what are you saying ? woody : i 'm saying ms . theresa lopez - hyphen - fitzgerald is the biological mother of that child . fox : looks like we 'll be working together again , huh , bro ? chad : looking forward to it , bro . eve : oh , god . has it come out ? gwen : oh , my god , what are you talking about ? rebecca : yeah , dr . love . what do you know about this ? beth : no ! no , give me my baby back ! you ca n't take him !
gwen and theresa are still arguing over who 's the mommy , but gwen and rebecca feel they 've won at last once ethan returns to the nicu with a court order . hold the phone , though . woody stumper to theresa 's rescue , and , as he said , `` when maternity 's in doubt , the woodster will sort it out . `` looks like the cat may have been let out of the bag . julian offers fox his job back but does n't seem able to grant his son 's only wish - to treat him and chad equally . for an enlightened man , julian sure seems blind to his propensity to hurt his eldest son with his words .
[ christmas music plays ] jessica : `` laguna beach `` rejects . oh , my gosh , you so nailed it , simone . you know , i have not laughed this hard in a long time , and i have you to thank for it . simone : it 's no biggie . jessica : but to me it is . if you had n't come along when you did , spike would have me doing some creepy guy in some gross motel room , another guy i could have killed for all i know . simone : hey . what are friends with pepper spray for ? jessica : i 've missed you , simone . and straight or gay , you 'll always be my friend . spike : oh , you are one dumb lesbian , simone . nobody blasts me with pepper spray and takes my meal ticket and gets away with it . hey , ladies , get in position . the p - town princess gets it on my signal , ok ? go ahead . [ scene_break ] singer : a pair of hop - along boots and a pistol that shoots is the wish sheridan : you know , i hope they have skis to fit james so he can learn to skate . chris : i 'm sure they do . come on , son . you 'll be skating around me and sheridan in no time . singer : and mom and dad can hardly wait tabitha : oh , good . it appears sheridan and chris and little james are going to go ice skating . ooh ! oh , endora . wait until you see what mummy has planned -- a real slam dunk . endora : yeah ! yeah ! kay : my life is over and it 's all your fault . [ scene_break ] fancy : goodbye , ethan . i know you did n't want to end up like this . i do n't blame you . you were always so strong and so vital and alive . to see you now , trapped inside your body with death the only way out , it 's -- it 's too sad for words . i 'm going to get help for you if i have to hike to the nearest town to call gwen . she 'll send an ambulance for you , and the police to arrest theresa and noah . officer : what do you think , dan ? dan : well , i guess it 's all right . come on , let 's roll . hey , look . there 's another car behind those bushes . officer : if you 're up here all alone , how come there are two cars there ? noah : that was here when i got here . dan : uh - huh . noah : whoa . dan : hands in the air . now , pal . noah : am i under arrest ? officer : we ask the questions . noah : all right . take it easy , guys , ok ? dan : we do n't buy that you 're here alone . [ noise ] noah : look , i told you that other car was out here when i got here . officer : then what was that noise we just heard ? theresa : oh , god . please do n't let those cops find me . or ethan . [ scene_break ] [ christmas music plays ] tabitha : over ? i ruined your life ? kay : the spell you cast to break up me and fox -- it worked , and it 's your fault . tabitha : listen to me , young lady . you asked me -- no , you insisted i cast that spell . kay : i know , but when do you listen to a word i say ? tabitha : oh . do you hear this , endora ? the moxie of some mortals . you threatened to out me as a witch if i did n't accede to your demands . kay : i was bluffing . tabitha : well , i did n't know you were bluffing . i have a child to protect . [ endora talks ] kay : what kind of a witch are you , letting the mortals call the shots here , huh ? tabitha : right now i 'm a witch who 's seconds away from casting a spell on you . kay : i 'm sorry , tabitha . it 's just i blew it . i blew it with fox . i lost him to valerie . tabitha : right , well , let 's just rewind a bit , shall we , dear ? now , tell me -- what happened when you went back to the office ? kay : well , i made a fool of myself , that 's what happened . tabitha : how so ? kay : well , it turns out that fox and valerie were not kissing . the boys in the basement just made it look like that in your magic bowl . tabitha : oh . far be it from me to say i warned you that could happen , but i warned you that could happen . kay : they were just congratulating each other on saving the singapore project . they were n't making out . and i made such a scene in front of fox -- oh , my gosh . he 's never going to forgive me , and i do n't blame him . [ scene_break ] chris : how 's that ? sheridan : perfect . you know , i always have trouble getting them tight enough around my ankles , but you get them as snuggly as luis did . i 'm sorry , it 's just that -- chris : it 's ok , sheridan . i 'm just glad i 'm here to help . sheridan : so am i . now let 's get you all laced up . [ scene_break ] spike : yep , paybacks are a bitch , simone -- three of them to be exact . girl : hey , yo , salt - n - pepa . either of you got a light ? simone : we do n't smoke . jessica : yeah , you should n't , either . cigarettes can kill you . simone : you ready to go ? jessica : yeah . girl : hey , hey , hey , what 's your rush , ladies ? second girl : word around town is you two like to party . jessica : no , we do n't . simone : you do n't even know us . girl : we know more than you think . spike : go on , skanks . cut to the chase already . give lezzie what she got coming to her . girl : too bad having a good time is n't your thing because we could have had ourselves a blast . second girl : come on . we 'll check out the roadhouse . tiny 's always up for some fun . simone : oh , hey . you dropped your bag . girl : oh . thanks , yo . hey , hey , stop it , you sick lesbo . simone : stop what ? girl : did you see that ? jessica : no , what ? girl : gay chick just felt me up . simone : no , i did n't . girl : sick . second girl : yeah , you perv . keep your hands to yourself . jessica : hey , no . simone would never do that . girl : hey , i 've been felt up enough to know when i 'm being felt up , and she was definitely copping a feel ! simone : i was not ! t.c . : what 's going on ? girl : this sick lesbo tried to feel up my friend . simone : daddy , i did not . girl : i feel so dirty . t.c . : why would she say you did if you did n't ? what the hell is wrong with you , simone ? [ scene_break ] [ monitor beeps ] fancy : it 's so unfair to lose you now , ethan , and in such a sad way . no one ever had a better big brother growing up . you were always so patient and loving to fox , my sister , and me . i remember when we were jumping on the trampoline mother and father had given us one summer . you were being careful , taking slow , precise jumps to show us how it was done . of course , i did n't have the patience to learn . i wanted to reach for the sky before fox and sis had a chance to do it . so i insisted on going first and started jumping higher and higher . and you said i 'd get hurt if i was n't careful , but i did n't listen . and before long , i jumped so high that i flew off the trampoline . and i could see the lawn rushing to meet me head - on , when all of a sudden you appeared between me and the grass , catching me just in time to keep me from crash - landing . i probably would have broken my arm or worse if you had n't gotten to me in time . you saved my life , ethan . and i wish i could save your life now , but i ca n't . all i can do is get word to gwen so she can get you back to harmony where you can die in peace and with dignity , the way you want to , not here with that damned theresa . theresa : god . if those cops find ethan , they 're going to take him back to harmony and then gwen 's going to take ethan off of life support before he has a chance to get better . come on , noah . you got to convince those cops to leave before they find ethan . noah : look , you guys might as well leave , all right ? i told you the truth . i 'm the only one here . officer : we do n't buy it . dan : we know we heard something before coming from over in that direction . officer : what 's behind those doors ? noah : one is to a closet and -- dan : yeah ? what 's in it ? noah : it 's a closet , man . there 's coats and snowshoes , stuff like that . officer : what 's behind the other door ? noah : it 's to a bedroom . dan : well , guess i better check it out . mr. crane would fire us if we are n't thorough . noah : hey , look , whatever happened to taking a guy at his word , huh ? dan : what 's the big deal if you 're here alone like you say ? noah : you got me there . theresa : oh , god . the cops are going to find ethan and fancy . fancy : i did n't hear you knock . dan : he said he was here alone . fancy : well , he lied . and luckily for you gentlemen , i am ready to set the record straight . noah 's voice : prison , here i come . theresa : ethan is doomed . [ respirator wheezes ] dan : who are you , ma'am ? fancy : i 'm fancy crane . this is my family 's cabin . officer : why did you lie and say you were here all alone ? noah : all right , fancy . you tell them the truth . theresa : i tried to save ethan . i just wish fancy had forgiven noah for helping me . noah : it 's ok . tell them why i lied about being all alone here . fancy : may i offer you gentlemen some coffee , hot chocolate ? dan : why did you shut that door , miss crane ? what 's going on in the bedroom ? theresa : this is it . fancy : nothing 's going on in the bedroom . i shut the door because the room is a mess . my boyfriend and i have been giving the bed a lot of use , if you get my drift . officer : we 'd like to see some i.d . fancy : are you people cut off from the outside world ? everyone knows i 'm fancy crane . officer : prove it , ma'am . fancy : i did n't hear `` please . `` dan : she sure sounds like a crane . officer : please , ma'am , may we see some i.d . ? fancy : well , since you put it so nicely -- noah 's voice : why has n't fancy told them about ethan yet ? fancy : i trust you believe me now . officer : yes , ma'am . dan : so , miss crane , what was that strange whooshing sound i heard when you opened the bedroom door ? fancy : oh . i keep a white noise machine wherever i am to help me sleep -- not that noah and i have been getting much rest . noah : mm - hmm . fancy : mm - hmm . why are you two looking at us like that ? i 'd hate to have to call my grandfather , alistair crane , and tell him my honesty is being questioned by two officers who are counting on receiving their pensions one day . officer : no , do n't bother calling mr. crane . dan : yeah , if you say that whooshing sound coming from the bedroom is a white noise machine , we believe you . fancy : good . theresa : what is fancy up to ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : honestly , kay , i fail to see what all the fuss is about . you wanted to guarantee fox a successful career , and thanks to the spell i cast , that is exactly what 's happening . and you said he was able to salvage that deal that you almost torpedoed by stopping valerie from reaching him during dinner and push - push . you knew the price that fox would have to pay to be successful in business was to lose out on true love . so unless you 've got some cheese to go with your whine , put a cork in it , dear . kay : are you sure you ca n't undo the spell ? tabitha : i 've told you -- endora : and more . tabitha : of course not . endora : and more . tabitha : once you make a pact with the boys of brimstone , that is it . endora : more , more ! kay : i ca n't believe i did this . endora : more , more . tabitha : frankly , dear , neither can i . [ scene_break ] spike : oh , this is turning out better than i thought . little miss lesbo is getting slammed by her own father . t.c . : it 's revolting enough that you 're a lesbian , but to hit on a straight girl ? damn , she 's a stranger at that . simone : daddy , i did n't hit on her , i swear . girl : you lying perv . second girl : you picked up her bag , handed it to her , and then you copped a feel doing it . third girl : yeah . simone : liar ! i did n't touch you that way . jessica : simone would never do that . girl : that 's rich coming from a cheap , trick - turning skank like you . simone : hey , my friend does n't do that anymore . girl : you get her to do you instead ? simone : no , and shut up . girl : not till you apologize for groping my friend . simone : i did n't grope her . straight or gay , i am not into trash . girl : hey , listen here , you freak ! simone : no , you listen to me , you lying sleaze ! eve : hi , simone . what 's going on , honey ? t.c . : well , your gay daughter here tried to hit on this young lady . simone : mom , i did n't . you have to believe me . eve : of course i believe you . i know you did n't . t.c . : so why am i not surprised that my ex - whore of a wife would believe her deviant daughter ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : are you having fun , james ? chris : at this rate , he 's going to be harmony 's next star hockey player . sheridan : james ! chris : are you all right , son ? oh , i think we need to take a break . i know i can do with one . sheridan : why do n't we all go take a rest ? chris : no , sheridan , why do n't you keep on skating ? i 'm sure james would love to watch you . so would i . sheridan : ok . oh . chris : ok . [ scene_break ] kay : i wish fox were here . we 'd have fun skating together . tabitha : oh , boo - hoo , woe is you . buck up , kay . get on with your life . some other young man will come along and take fox 's place . kay : no , i do n't see that happening , tabitha . i really love him . and maria does , too . tabitha : oh , yeah . she said so , did she ? kay : i can tell . where 's maria ? tabitha : oh , do n't worry . i left her at home with a sitter i conjured up . kay : who , old mother hubbard ? tabitha : oh , no , not that old thief . [ endora talks ] tabitha : last time that she babysat , she stole all the food in the house , including fluffy 's kibble . no , maria is in the hands of a renowned child expert , the late dr. benjamin spock . kay : hmm . i 'm impressed . tabitha : yes , well , whatever . leave me alone , dear . i have to concentrate now . kay : on what ? tabitha : on sheridan . it 's time for me to do what the dark side pays me for . kay : i do n't like the sound of that . tabitha , what are you up to ? tabitha : well , sheridan 's been very reluctant to get involved with chris because obviously she 's not over losing luis yet . but that 's going to change once sheridan takes the plunge . [ scene_break ] spike : getting those girls to hassle simone for nailing me with pepper spray is turning out better than i thought . now with her homo - hating dad on her case , simone 's going to be too busy defending herself to worry about what happens with jess . eve : how do you take the word of strangers over that of your own daughter 's ? if she says that she did n't touch this girl 's breast inappropriately , then she did n't . t.c . : well , no daughter of mine should want to touch a woman 's breast in the first place . it is sick and unnatural . liz : with eve as a role model , it 's no surprise . julian : liz , i meant what i said earlier . you stay out of eve 's life . t.c . : i used to think that i had the most perfect family in the world -- a loving wife , an angel who saves lives , two beautiful daughters , one a tennis star and the other a book - savvy young lady . but , hell , i was wrong . come to find out my ex - wife is and was a slut . my daughter ? well , hell , my daughter -- she had a baby with her half brother . now i have my little girl . she ca n't control her sexual urges to be with another woman . what the hell is next , huh ? hey , liz , are you going to tell me that you -- that you 're a man and your name used to be lester ? julian : t.c . , simone is still your daughter and you still love her . you must . t.c . : do n't you patronize me , julian . if fox was trying to hit on some guy , you 'd be singing a different tune . julian : t.c . , i do n't think that being gay is just about sex . it 's about love . like all of us , it 's about trying to find love and trying to keep it . eve : you 're absolutely right , julian . t.c . : julian is a crane . and if you think i 'm going to stand around here and let you defend her sick lesbian ways , you got another think coming . girl : god , the old folks can talk forever ! what i want from you is for you to apologize for going lesbo on me . simone : i did n't go `` lesbo `` on you . you rubbed up against me . girl : no way ! second girl : yeah , we 're normal . we like men . we are n't freaks like you . simone : well , you should be glad that you 're into men because i can guarantee all of you that no woman would ever want you . eve : no , sweetheart , we do n't need to stoop to their level . girl : what do you mean our level , bitch ? simone : do n't talk to my mom that way ! liz : oh , my god . eve : watch out , simone . t.c . : you touch my daughter , i will kill you . girl : oh , not if i kill all of you first . [ scene_break ] theresa : why has n't fancy told the police that ethan and i are here ? fancy : since noah and i have identified ourselves and answered all your questions , i am sure you gentlemen have other police business to attend to . noah : yeah , be careful on those slick mountain roads , boys . officer : wait . not so fast . there 's something that 's still bothering me . fancy : oh ? officer : our department usually gets a call from someone at crane when a family member comes here , only we did n't receive a call this time . why is that ? fancy : i did n't think it was necessary to inform your department about my personal plans . officer : well , i 'm sorry , miss crane , but mr. crane will need to know that you bucked the system that he established with our department . fancy : no . i mean -- i do n't want my grandfather to know i 'm here with noah . that 's why i did n't alert the office to alert you . dan : yeah , we knew something was n't right . fancy : the truth is my grandfather does n't approve of my seeing noah , so we decided to keep our rendezvous private . dan : we understand , right ? fancy : good . officer : but your grandfather 's going to still need to know that you 're here . fancy : it 's almost christmas . why do n't i make a donation to your department , whatever you think is enough to forget about calling my grandfather . officer : are you trying to bribe us , ma'am ? fancy : is it working ? noah : hey , just cut us a little slack , all right ? all we want to do is be alone . dan : i do n't think you are alone . look , i know i heard something before . it was either coming from that bedroom or -- or that closet . theresa : oh , god . fancy : no one is here but noah and me . officer : well , your boyfriend did say the place might have a rat . fancy : if there is a rat around here somewhere , i assure you i will get rid of it one way or another . dan : i say we check out the bedroom and that closet . officer : yeah . fancy : if you insist on checking either the bedroom or the closet , to hell with it . i will call my grandfather to have you both arrested . theresa : what on earth is fancy doing ? ] theresa : fancy could n't wait to have noah and me arrested for kidnapping ethan . now she 's trying to protect us . why ? fancy : what are you waiting for ? noah and i said there 's no one else here , so leave . dan : the chief will have our hides if we do n't check out this place from top to bottom . fancy : my grandfather will have your jobs if you do n't leave us alone . now go . officer : why do you object to us just checking out the bedroom or the closet ? fancy : if there is some disgusting creature in the closet , i want it to stay there . with any luck , it will suffocate . and as for my bedroom , it 's private . noah : and messy , very messy . there 's -- you know , there 's clothes strewn all over the place , and the bed is actually -- well , it 's -- look , we 've been very ambitious . fancy : mm - hmm . noah : what are you doing ? look , it 's not that i do n't appreciate it because i really do , but two seconds ago you were ready to go trek through the snow to find ethan some help . and now you 're protecting both him and theresa . why ? what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] spike : gangsta versus gay girl action . merry christmas to me . jessica : leave simone alone ! girl : i will teach you to mess with me , lezzie ! simone : i did n't touch you ! girl : out of my way or we 'll cut you , too . eve : t.c . , watch out . t.c . : i 'm not afraid of this little girl . girl : oh , yeah ? well , you ought to be . [ screaming ] jessica : i 'm calling the police ! spike : hey . jessica : hey . oh , spike . oh , thank god you 're here . you have to help simone . some girls are trying to kill her ! spike : hey , that is not my fight , jess . and besides , it looks like simone will live to be a lesbian another day . now , come on , let 's go . jessica : no ! i still have to call the police . those girls committed a hate crime . spike : i said let 's go . jessica : oh , and i said no ! girl : come on . let 's split before the cops get here . second girl : i will see you again , lezzie . eve : oh , julian . oh . simone : thank you for protecting me , daddy . t.c . : do not talk to me , simone . [ scene_break ] chris : look , son . sheridan 's waving . sheridan skates with such beauty , such incredible beauty . kay : what are you up to ? tabitha : you 'll see . kay : tabitha , you ca n't do that . sheridan will fall through the ice . she could freeze to death or drown ! tabitha : she could but she wo n't . kay : why not ? tabitha : watch . chris : sheridan ! [ sheridan screams ] chris : sheridan ! sheridan : someone help ! sheridan : help ! chris : will you watch james for me , please ? kay : sure . james : mommy , mommy ! tabitha : oh , do n't fret , james . your mother 's already dead . sheridan : help ! kay : tabitha . tabitha : oh , everyone 's a critic . sheridan : help ! help ! chris : sheridan ! wait for me . sheridan : do n't come any closer ! you 'll fall in ! chris : wait . just look at me . stay with me . i 'm coming for you . tabitha : sometimes i do n't know my own strength . ice , stop cracking before someone gets hurt . kay : so you are n't trying to kill sheridan ? tabitha : what gave you that silly idea ? chris : come on . give me your hand . sheridan : i ca n't reach ! help ! aah ! help ! aah ! [ sheridan pants ] sheridan : oh , god . you saved my life . chris : it 's going to be ok . it 's going to be ok . you 're ok now . tabitha : there . that should do it . kay : do what ? tabitha : i just set a little love spell in motion . kay : love spell ? between sheridan and chris ? tabitha : well , sheridan needs a hero and chris is the obvious choice . those two will be an item before long . kay : ok , hold it , witch . you always told me that the dark side could not conjure love . tabitha : yes , well , they ca n't per se . i just gave it a little boost . kay : but you gag on love and romance . why would you want to cast a spell to bring sheridan and chris closer together ? tabitha : elementary , my dear kay . elementary . [ scene_break ] eve : thank god it just grazed you , julian . just keep this handkerchief on there until it stops bleeding . is everybody else ok ? t.c . : besides protecting my gay daughter from street scum ? well , i 'm fine . eve : i 'm sure simone is grateful , t.c . are n't you , sweetheart ? t.c . : you all make me sick . simone : i did n't mean to touch that girl , daddy , i swear . t.c . : yeah . but you 're gay . you 're a lesbian . and your mother 's a slut . hell , she chose her rich , white sugar daddy over me and your sister . simone : daddy , please do n't call mom and me names . t.c . : well , your mother is a slut and you are a lesbian . julian : that 's enough , t.c . a grown man like you acting like a schoolyard bully . eve : you should be ashamed of yourself , as ashamed as we are of you . jessica : hey , give me your cell phone so i can call the police . spike : whoa . you got to lose the attitude . let 's go . jessica : not till i make sure simone 's ok . spike : no can do , babe . look , you were real , real bad before , running off with simone after she damn near blinded me with that pepper spray . that was not cool . jessica : hey , i 'm sorry if you were hurt , but she -- spike : look , i 'll tell you what . i will forgive you if you come back with me now and get to work . jessica : no ! i told you i hate turning tricks . it 's creepy and disgusting , and it 's really cold out . spike : you know what ? you 're upset . i get it . ok , but this happens every single time , honey . you go back , run back home to your family and friends , they tell you things are going to be better , and they never are , and then you always run back to me . jessica : look , i love you , spike , but i do n't want to turn tricks for you anymore . spike : honey -- ok . forget about all that , ok ? i just hate to see you so upset because of me , honey . jessica : no , no , it 's not you . it 's just the whole situation . spike : well , whatever . i mean , the point is you are upset . you know what ? hey . look . take this , honey . this will help you feel a lot better . [ scene_break ] noah : why have n't you told those cops that ethan and theresa are here ? fancy : theresa 's in the closet , is n't she ? noah : yeah , she 's in the closet . fancy : oh , you two certainly are n't making this easy for me . noah : what do you mean ? what are you doing ? fancy : be quiet so i can think . noah : will you please tell me where your head is about this whole ethan- theresa thing ? and do it quick , all right ? those cops are suspicious . if they go into either the closet or the bedroom , theresa and i are done for . fancy : i know . officer : look , let 's go already . we came here , we searched the place , found miss crane with her guy . end of story . dan : no , i do n't think so . those are two are really nervous . and why did that noah guy lie about being here alone ? officer : miss crane told you -- they 're secret lovers . dan : yeah . i think it 's more than that . i think they 're hiding something . but what ? [ scene_break ] t.c . : wanting to be with women . you are an abomination , simone . eve : what kind of man stands there and says such hateful things to his own flesh and blood ? t.c . : because , eve , she needs to hear the truth . this lifestyle that she has chosen is wrong . men with men , women with women -- this is disgusting ! eve : the only thing that 's disgusting is your ignorance , t.c . being gay is not a disease or a choice or a reason to be hated . and this prejudice that you have towards homosexuality is no different than the senseless hatred that fuels racial discrimination . have you forgotten what black people have gone through , what they 've endured -- slavery , segregation , lynching ? what about all the times that you 've been judged wrongly just because of your color ? this is the same thing , t.c . , for you to stand here and judge simone and rebuke her and revile her because of one trait that she happened to be born with . t.c . : you know what , eve ? she must get that from your side of the family , not mine . julian : how did you ever become an educator , teaching young minds to hate and bully , exclude anyone different ? t.c . : you know what , julian ? i do n't need a lecture from you . julian : yeah , what you need is to wake up and to remember that simone is still your daughter . she 's still kind and goodhearted and honest . she 's any parent 's dream . t.c . : that is great coming from you , huh ? you know , you have the morals of a junkyard dog . and , eve , you have the same morals of an alley cat . that 's why you two think this is so perfect that my little daughter is a lesbian . well , i do n't ! i think it 's sick . just the sight of you , simone , makes me sick . and your mother -- you make me sick . eve : come here . liz : you know what , julian ? do n't bother getting me anything for christmas . just the sight of you getting cut by a gang member for protecting eve 's lesbian daughter 's virtue -- oh , that 's a gift in itself . julian : what are you still doing here , liz ? i told you to stay away from eve and me . liz : harmony is a small town . this is a public place . it 's just pure luck that i was here to watch you and eve reap more of the misery that you 've sown . merry christmas , julian . [ scene_break ] spike : come on , baby , take it . you know you want to . jessica : i -- i want to help simone . spike : even though she hurt me ? jessica : yeah . simone 's my friend . spike : i 'm the man that you love , the dude that 's totally crazy about you . honey , listen , simone is bad news , jess . i mean , you could have got cut back there with her . i mean , that 's why i followed you here , to make sure that you were n't hurt . hey , listen to me . i want to protect you , ok ? but i ca n't do it if we 're not together . so , look , will you take this and i 'll take you back home , all right ? home to our place . take it , baby . spike : that 's my girl , honey . that 's my girl , sweetie . [ scene_break ] sheridan : so cold . chris : here , put this on , on your shoulders . it 'll keep you warm until we get home . sheridan : you saved my life . how can i ever repay you ? chris : well , seeing that smiling face is more than enough . tabitha : sheridan . what a scare you gave us all , dear . you 'd be a human popsicle now if chris had n't rescued you . sheridan : i know . he risked his life just for me . tabitha : real selfless nobility . he reminds us of luis , does n't he , kay ? you 're very lucky to have a man like chris in your life , sheridan , very lucky indeed . sheridan : yes . yes , i am . tabitha : well , run along , you two . get something hot in her as soon as you can . chris : i will . come on . come on , james . come on , boy . tabitha : well , it seems like a love connection has been made . kay : ok , i do n't understand . how can helping people fall in love make you happy ? tabitha : are you in love with fox ? kay : yes . tabitha : are you happy ? kay : not at the moment . tabitha : there you have it . being in love with fox has caused you nothing but misery , pain , and upset , and the same fate will befall chris and sheridan eventually . they 'll come to love each other and then they 'll come to regret it . kay : why ? tabitha : stay tuned . you 'll see . [ scene_break ] theresa : i do n't understand why fancy has n't turned me in , and noah , for kidnapping ethan . i mean , she was all set to hike down the mountain , pick up the phone , call gwen and call the police . now the police are here and she 's trying to get them to leave . i do n't know why she 's doing this , but it 's great . fancy : chill already . if you look any more uptight , those cops will know we 're hiding something . noah : we are hiding something , all right ? theresa 's in the closet and our comatose half brother is hooked up to a noisy respirator in the bedroom . dan : i know i heard a weird noise coming from the bedroom . officer : i know , and miss crane said it was her white noise machine . dan : my ex had one of those . it never sounded like someone breathing . fancy : we 'd better hope those cops are more afraid of the cranes than they are curious about what 's going on in here . because if they 're not , we do n't stand a chance and neither does ethan . [ next_on ] kay : are you going to help me , or do the good people of harmony get into the holiday spirit by burning you instead of a yule log ? sheridan : for the first time in i do n't even know how long , i feel alive again . fancy : you are still the reason ethan is in a coma , and do n't think i 'll ever forget that !
the christmas festival was the scene for more harmony hijinks today , as sheridan , showing off her ice skating skills , fell through the ice and was rescued by chris . of course , the ice weakened thanks to tabitha , and under kay 's prodding about her trying to get sheridan and chris to fall in love by doing it , the old witch let it be known that it was n't to make them happy . she told kay to keep watching to see what might come up to cause them problems once they fall in love . simone and jessica were still having fun in the park , and spike still had his paid troublemakers after them . when simone tried to help one of them after she `` dropped `` something , she accused simone of copping a feel , and daddy tc was right there to back her up . oh , not his beloved daughter , simone , but spike 's hired troublemaker . tc told simone he 's disgusted with her and he believes the thug is telling the truth .
eve : thank you . whitney : thank you . waiter : enjoy your dinner , ladies . eve : alright , sweetheart , i know you 're upset , but i want you to tell me why you think chad 's having an affair . whitney : it 's a feeling , you know ? a feeling i ca n't seem to get rid of no matter what i do . eve : but you do n't have any proof ? whitney : no , no proof . eve : ok , then what does chad say when you confront him ? whitney : that i 'm the only woman he 'll ever love . eve : and you do n't believe him ? whitney : i ca n't . i do n't know why , but i feel like i ca n't trust him . chad : hey , sorry to interrupt . you ladies look beautiful tonight . eve : oh my goodness . chad : whitney . i just want you to know that i love you more than anything in the world . to marry you would make me happier than i ever thought i could be . [ scene_break ] fox : you still hung up on her , father ? julian : i try not to be . just do n't make the same mistake i did , fox . fox : i know you think it you would have been firmer with eve that she would n't have gone back to her ex - husband . julian : yes , she said she was taking care of him because of the stroke . so what 's happening with kay ? is she your fiancee or not ? fox : she is for now . i 'm doing my best to stay on top of the situation . excuse me , father . fox crane . officer costa : yes , this is officer costa . you asked me to keep you posted on officer lopez - fitzgerald 's efforts to find charity standish . fox : yes , what 's happening ? officer costa : he and his brother have been on the computer trying to track her down and i heard miguel on the phone with someone , i think it was kay bennett , that he was very close to finding charity . he said he wants kay to hear him tell charity that he loves kay so he and kay can be together . fox : that 's not good . that 's not good at all . [ scene_break ] miguel : luis , this is it . i got a hit on charity 's passport . she 's in the caribbean . luis : finally caught her . miguel : caipariso . luis : caipariso ? wait a second . i remember antonio telling me about that island . it 's a small island , does n't have that many hotels on it . miguel : so we should be able to find her , right ? luis : get on the phone and start making some calls . miguel : we have to find her , luis . it 's the only way i 'm going to convince kay to leave fox and marry me . [ scene_break ] kay : simone , as much as i want it , i do n't think miguel is ever going to tell me that he and charity have no future together . simone : you do n't know that , kay . kay : no , i do n't know that for sure , but -- simone : but , you said that if miguel would be honest and he would admit that he lost his head and was with charity for whatever reason , and that he loves you and not her , you said you 'd forgive him . kay : yeah , but he would also have to say that he was done with her for good . simone : but if he came clean and told charity he was through with her , you 'd want to be with him , right ? kay : yes , i want to be with miguel more than anything in this world . [ scene_break ] luis : wonder why fancy has n't called me back yet ? miguel : ok , thank you . ok , i got a list of all the hotels on that island . luis : good , start calling them up and see if charity 's in one of them . miguel : she has to be , right ? it 's the last place her passport was used . luis : do n't you worry , man , we 're going to find her . fancy has n't called me back yet , though . miguel : you ok ? you sound worried . luis : no , no , i 'm sure fancy 's out shopping and she 'll call me when she comes up for air , right ? meanwhile , come on , let 's find charity . miguel : i hope this does n't take too long . the sooner i find charity , the sooner i can be with kay . luis : do n't you worry . you 're going to be with kay , just like i 'm going to be with fancy . [ scene_break ] fancy : ok , let 's see what else i can buy . i need something amazingly sexy for the first night when luis and i go away . how to keep warm in the dead of winter in your underwear . if he is out there , i hope our creepy peeping tom got an eyeful . burt . burt , what 's happening out there ? have you seen the guy ? come in burt . burt , come on , talk to me . what 's going on ? man : you tell me , hot mama . loved your strip tease . fancy : uh , hot mama ? burt , is that you ? [ man laughs ] [ scene_break ] jared : there 's no way tess will see this coming . she 's going to be blown away when i propose to her . i got ta choose exactly the right words here . tess deserves the best proposal i can think of . damn , i forgot , i got ta back to the new york office about the battery park acquisition . shoot , i 'm going to have to do that before i see tess . i do n't want my bride - to - be to fire me the night i propose to her . theresa : what was that ? ethan : i did n't hear a thing . theresa : no , god , no . stop , stop , stop it . no , you 're married to gwen and i am with jared . ethan : look , i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to step out of line here , but i 'm worried . i 'm worried about you . i want you to stay away from him , please . theresa : no , no , i do n't want you doing this . ethan : he 's dangerous . theresa : no , he 's not dangerous . you know , i do n't see the proof , ethan . where is the proof ? ethan : i 'll find some proof , but , please , in the meantime , will you just stay away from him . theresa : no , go , ethan . if you can not find the backbone to leave your wife to be with me , then i do n't ever want to see you again . get out . i ca n't believe i just let myself get drawn in by ethan again . [ scene_break ] chad : i know you came here to have a nice dinner with your mom , so i 'm gon na leave you alone . i just wanted to remind you how much i love you , ok ? whitney : chad , the flowers are very sweet and i appreciate it , but i told you i need time alone , away from you to sort things out . eve : sweetheart , do n't be rude . chad : no , it 's ok , dr. russell . i know whitney thinks i 'm pressuring her . whitney : you are pressuring me . no doubt . you gave me an ultimatum and said i either had to marry you by christmas or our relationship is over . you said that . chad : and i said i 'm sorry . i do n't mean to make this difficult , but if we do n't come to some agreement , i have to move on . i ca n't go on like this . whitney : yes , i know . you 've told me that many times . chad : ok , well , i 'm going to leave you to your dinner . i need to talk to you , whitney . i 'll be right here . i love you , baby , with all my heart . eve : he loves you so much , and you have never loved anyone else . whitney : yes , i know , mom . i love him very much . eve : but you still think he 's being unfaithful . whitney : mom , if he loves me as much as he said he did , why was he seen in a sleazy motel room , naked ? [ scene_break ] fox : can you find charity ? officer costa : this is worth a lot of money , right ? that 's what you said . fox : yes , i 'm willing to pay you whatever you want . i need to know where charity standish is . officer costa : alright , they found out she 's living on an island in the caribbean . fox : what island ? officer costa : it 's called key paraiso . i do n't know anymore but they 'll find out pretty soon , i 'm sure . fox : ok , thanks . you 'll have an envelope under your door when you get home . julian : problems ? fox : oh , nothing i ca n't handle , father . fox crane . i need you , both of you , to go to tabitha 's soon , as soon as possible . no , i need you to go there right now . ok . i have to go , father . julian : good luck . fox : thank you . julian : do n't lose the woman you love . you 'll regret it for the rest of your life . [ scene_break ] fancy : burt , stop kidding around and answer me . did you find the guy ? man : sorry , burt 's a bit tied up right now . fancy : who is this ? i 'm calling for back up . man : not with these radios . fancy : he 's jammed the frequencies . ok , come on . dammit , my cell phone 's dead . oh my god , he 's cut off all the lines to the house . ok , i 'm going to email the station . what , no signal ? oh my god , there 's no way to call for help , what am i going to do ? ok , i can either give in to my fear and totally freak out or i can do what i 've been trained to do and be a cop , a real cop . ok , yeah , this guy is going down . fancy : burt needs my help . and i am not going to sit here and be a target . man : that 's right , pretty lady , come on out . come to me . [ scene_break ] luis : look at this . fancy 's graduation picture . miguel : wait , wait , wait . she has n't even graduated from the academy yet . luis : no . they always take the formal pictures early so the cadets can give them to their family and friends and so we can give them to the press on graduation day . she 's something else , is n't she ? miguel : yeah , she sure is . i bet you 're pretty anxious for graduation day , are n't you ? luis : you have no idea . miguel : oh , i think i do . i feel the same way about being with kay . luis : yeah , i know . any luck on that list of hotels yet ? miguel : no , not yet . but i 'm going to find charity . and as soon as i find her , i 'm on my way to being with kay . [ scene_break ] man : so where do you want us to get ready ? fox : well , you 're not going to need the mask yet . right now , i just want you to look over these scripts . listen , i know that the two of you can imitate miguel and charity perfectly . so this time kay is just going to be overhearing you . woman : when do we go on ? fox : soon , very soon . we have to time this perfectly . we ca n't let kay know what 's going on . kay : i thought i heard fox 's voice . fox : hide . kay : fox ? [ scene_break ] eve : whitney , i do n't believe that someone saw chad naked in some seedy hotel room . was there a woman there ? whitney : she said it looked like he was waiting for someone . eve : and did chad deny it ? whitney : well , of course he denied it , mom . eve : then why do n't you believe him ? and who 's feeding you these stories anyway ? whitney : it does n't really matter who said it , ok ? eve : excuse me , this is the man you are in love with and the father of your child . so i think it makes a great deal of difference if someone is just feeding you some slanderous lies . whitney : well , rebecca is the one who told me , but -- eve : rebecca ! whitney : mom -- eve : rebecca ? you ca n't believe a word that comes out of that woman 's mouth . whitney : look , i understand that . i know . i normally would n't believe anything that she said . but i already had suspicions of my own . she just confirmed it . eve : ok . so you say that chad is getting late - night phone calls , he 's not picking up your cell phone calls and he 's going out at odd times late at night and he 's not telling you where he 's going . whitney : yes , that 's right . eve : well , that sounds familiar . sounds like the life of a doctor . whitney : mom , chad 's not a doctor . he 's a businessman with normal business hours . eve : yes , but he works for crane industries . you know how demanding julian is , much less theresa . they think their employees are supposed to be on - call 24 hours a day . whitney : i know something is n't right . i know it . i just do n't know what i 'm going to do about it . eve : well , i 'm no expert , god knows , but i think that you should follow your heart . if you love him , i think that you should just get past these fears and these suspicions . because i know he loves you very , very much . chad : sweets for the sweet . eve : ooh . oh , chad these are my favorite chocolates . and whitney 's , too . chad : yeah , i know . whitney , do you have some time to talk now ? i see you 're done with dinner . whitney : i 'm really not ready to talk to you just yet , ok ? eve : oh , honey , i think that you should go listen to whatever it is that chad has to say . chad : mama knows best . whitney : ok , yeah , fine . chad : thank you . come with me . eve : oh , i hope whitney finds some peace and happiness . julian : what about her mother ? have you found peace and happiness yet , eve ? eve : that should certainly help . julian : well , i certainly deserved that . that 's why i came over here . i wanted to apologize for my behavior the last time i saw you . eve : you mean when you attacked t.c . , a man who needs a walker to get around ? a stroke victim who ca n't defend himself . julian : i feel terrible about that . i made a complete ass of myself . eve : yes , you did , julian . you 're becoming a drunken fool . so just leave me alone . julian : no , eve , wait . eve : give me that . julian : this envelope ... eve : you know what this is , do n't you ? of course , because you sent it to me , julian . [ scene_break ] j.t . : just a minute . j.t . : who is it ? man : a special delivery . j.t . : special delivery ? what on earth ? ethan : hi . j.t . : oh , great . what do you want ? ethan : you know damn well what i want , j.t . i want the dirt on jared casey . i need to take him down before he hurts theresa . [ scene_break ] theresa : come on . answer the phone . whitney must have turned her phone off while she 's having dinner with her mother . theresa 's voice : i have to stop letting ethan get to me like this . theresa : why did you come back ? i 'm so sorry , jared . my god . i , um , i did n't know it was you . jared : well , who did you think i was ? [ scene_break ] fancy : burt ? oh , my god , what happened ? sit up . fancy : oh ! let me go ! [ scene_break ] whitney : chad , this is all very sweet and everything , but -- chad : let 's just leave it at sweet , no buts . whitney : you 're not giving me the space i asked for . i mean , you keep hovering and bugging me and annoying me -- chad : guilty as charged . whitney , i just wanted to show you something . whitney : what is it ? chad : just look at it . whitney : you made a scrapbook about us ? whitney : this is when we first started dating . we were keeping it a secret from simone . oh , my god , you did not keep the tickets to the first concert we went to together . whitney : oh , my god , look at miles -- so tiny , little baby , so cute . honey , i had no idea you were doing this . chad : does this give you a hint ? a little clue about how much i love you , whitney ? whitney : julian crane discovers bastard son . whitney russell and chad crane- harris , their love fest produces a child of incest . i do n't understand why you would keep these hateful articles . they 're not even true , chad . chad : i wanted to be reminded of what we 've been through to be together , whitney . if our love can make it through that , surely we can survive this . whitney : you know what , chad ? i just do n't know . chad : whitney , you are the only woman in my life . i love you with all my heart and soul . ca n't you just believe me and come back to me ? [ scene_break ] kay : who was here , fox ? fox : nobody . i 'm afraid that you caught me practicing my wedding vows actually . kay : really ? fox : yeah , yeah . you know how we said we were going to write our own wedding vows and , uh , you know , i just -- i just want to make sure that -- that i do n't flub them up at the altar . i want to say them perfectly . kay : aw , fox . fox : i see you opened the box i gave you . kay : oh , my god , i -- i almost forgot . i am so sorry . thank you so much . this necklace is gorgeous , unbelievable . thank you . fox : you 're welcome . i had fancy make a one - of - a - kind piece for a one - of - a- kind woman . it 's perfect , just like you . it 's going to look so spectacular on you on our wedding day . kay : aw , you are too good to me . fox : hey , nothing is too good for you . i love you and i 'll love you till the day i die . kay : fox -- fox : what ? i do n't want to interrupt your tea . why do n't you ladies go and enjoy it . kay : we 're just going to go upstairs if you want to join us . fox : ok , yeah , yeah , in a little bit . kay : ok . i 'll see you soon . fox : you can come out now . man : that was too close . woman : i thought for sure kay saw us . fox : luckily , you two disappeared fast enough . did you look over the scripts ? woman : yeah . fox : you have any questions ? man : not me . woman : i think we 're ready . fox : ok , good , good . well , i 'm going to head upstairs and make sure that kay overhears this conversation . this should ensure that even if miguel does find the real charity , kay will be finished with miguel forever . [ scene_break ] luis : still no luck ? miguel : nothing . look , maybe she 's not even staying in a hotel . what if she 's in a private home or an apartment or something ? luis : that 's a good idea . we can get a list of rental homes on the island , maybe even get a printout of real estate sales on the island . miguel : oh , jeez , how long is that going to take ? luis : it 's going to take as long as it takes , ok . we know that charity is on that island . we just got ta keep digging . listen , bro , that 's what police work is all about . come on . miguel : yeah , tenacity . luis : that 's right . that 's why fancy 's going to make a great cop , 'cause she 's as tenacious as they come . [ scene_break ] fancy : freeze ! man : put the gun down , pretty lady , or your friend burt dies . [ scene_break ] chad : well , can you put aside your doubts about me ? can you trust in our love , whitney ? is n't that enough ? whitney : i do n't know , chad . i 'm sorry , but i still do n't know . chad : i 'm sorry to hear that . whitney , i love you and i think i 've done everything i can to prove that to you . but i need an answer . are you going to marry me ? marry me by christmas or i 've got ta move on . [ scene_break ] eve : you sent me this , did n't you ? julian : no , no , no . eve : you bastard ! julian : no , i did n't send it . someone has been blackmailing me as well . eve : oh , my god . julian : someone has been very busy digging up dirt . eve : but who ? [ scene_break ] j.t . : a drink ? i got bourbon , i got scotch , got warm -- ethan : i do n't want a drink . i do n't want a drink . we had a deal . i help you out with the irs , you get me the dirt on jared casey . do you have the information or do n't you ? j.t . : yeah , yeah , i got it . i just got to find it -- ethan : please . please , please , please go ahead . j.t . : ok , we 're not very patient , are we ? you did n't give me much time to dig up the goods on mr. casey . ethan : i figured that you already had the dirt on jared casey before i even asked . j.t . : ooh , you 're very perceptive , too . ethan : yeah , yeah , i am . and it 's nice to know that even a sleazy tabloid reporter like yourself still serves a purpose in the world . j.t . : you know , that 's the kind of flattery that does n't work with me very well . ethan : just get the information . j.t . : ok , ok , mr. bossy . you know , i just do n't really get you . you know , you say you do n't want to be with theresa , but everything you do says otherwise . i mean you 're always with her . you 're always concerned about her , not your wife . why is that ? ethan : that is none of your business , all right ? j.t . : hey , i 'm just curious . ethan : i 'll bet you 're curious . gossip is your stock in trade is n't it ? j.t . : well it used to be . do n't worry . nothing you tell me will show up in print . ethan : ha , if you say so . j.t . : i swear to it . so what is it ? are you really in love with theresa ? or are you prepared to spend the rest of your life without her ? [ scene_break ] jared : you said , `` why did you come back ? `` and then you seemed surprised to see that it was me you said it to . who did you think i was ? theresa : i 'm sorry , i 'm sorry . you , um , you startled me . i thought that whitney was coming back to give me a hard time . jared : whitney ? well , did you guys have an argument or something ? you sounded pretty angry . theresa : well , you know , we 're best friends and when you care about someone , you kind of get in these heated conversations . and i just kind of assumed she was coming back to have that last word . jared : oh . theresa : i got a lot on my mind , too . those land deals , you know , they 're just -- they 're complicated . they 're stressing me out . that 's kind of on the -- on my mind right now . jared : you 're stressed . you need to slow down a little bit . you 're working too hard . theresa : thank you , jared . that feels really good . jared : i can feel the tension melting off you . theresa : thanks , just what i needed so why did you come by ? jared : i wanted to give you something . theresa : really ? um , what ? jared : this . [ scene_break ] kay : simone , i feel terrible . fox is downstairs practicing his vows and i 'm up here hoping that miguel will tell me it 's over with charity so i can marry him . simone : yeah , you 're definitely in a bad place , kay . knowing that fox is dying is almost too awful to think about . kay : i know . i do n't know what to do . simone : well , you definitely have to do what 's best for you , kay . i mean , if miguel is still in your heart , then no matter what , you have to find a way to tell fox . kay : i know , i know . i do n't know how to do it . and the only way that i 'm going to do that is if miguel admits that he slept with her and he tells me that he 's through with her for good and he means it . simone : yeah , i know . i got ta go . let me know if you need me again , ok ? kay : ok , thanks for everything . thanks for being here for me . simone : you know i am . talk to you later . kay : ok . fox : are you leaving , simone ? simone : yeah , i am . fox : ok , nice to see you . simone : you , too . fox : have a great night . simone : thank you . fox : case of the pre - wedding jitters ? kay : no , no , i just have a lot to do before the wedding . fox : oh , miguel 's home . he 's on the phone . i think he 's talking to charity . kay : he 's talking to charity right now ? fox : yeah , well , i heard him say her name , but it was real low . maybe they 're planning their own wedding . would n't that be something ? kay : yeah . fox : gosh , you know , that tea sounds really good . i think i 'm going to go make a cup of tea . want some more ? kay : no , i 'm ok , thanks . fox : ok , i 'll be back . kay : i have to know what he 's saying to her . fox : do i know my girl or do i know my girl ? [ scene_break ] miguel : yes , her name is charity standish . is she a guest at your hotel ? ok . i see . well , thank you very much . what ? standish , yes . she 's there ? oh , my god , yes . luis : did you find her ? miguel : she 's not at the hotel , but she 's in a resort in a short - term apartment . i found her , luis . i found charity . luis : that 's fantastic , man . miguel : ok , thank you . they 're connecting me to her apartment right now . it 's ringing , it 's ringing . come on , charity , pick up . pick up , charity , please . charity : hello . miguel : charity ? is this really you ? charity : miguel ? miguel : yeah , it 's me . charity : i ca n't believe it . miguel : charity , i 've searched everywhere for you . luis : that 's great . it 's not going to be long now . why has n't fancy called me back ? never mind , i know . she 's buried under a pile of christmas presents . [ scene_break ] man : you do n't want to shoot your buddy here , do you ? you want to see me slit his throat , is that it , huh ? just put the gun down ! or you can watch ole ' burt bleed to death . fancy : what do you want ? you got y our peep show . what do you want now ? man : you think i 'm just a peeper ? oh , no , pretty lady . you and me -- oh -- we 're going to have some fun , a lot of fun . fancy : oh , god . [ scene_break ] miguel : i still ca n't believe i found you , charity , after all this time . i searched everywhere for you . charity : you have ? miguel , i do n't know why . i told you , we do n't have a future together . miguel : i know that . i did n't want to believe it at first , but now i do . charity : then why are you calling me ? miguel : well , i 'm back in harmony now and i 'm in love with kay . charity : kay ? i know she 's always been in love with you . miguel : well , things have changed since i 've been back , charity , and i want to marry her , but i need your help . charity : i 'll do whatever i can , miguel . [ scene_break ] man 's voice : charity , we need to talk . woman 's voice : yes , we do , miguel . fox : ok , go . kay 's on the extension , go . woman : we know . we heard her pick up . we have to plan this carefully . no , miguel , tell her . tell her it 's over . man : we have to talk about the future , charity -- my future , your future , and kay 's . fox : sorry to do this to you , babe , but it 's the only way . [ scene_break ] chad : well , whitney , what 's it going to be ? are you going to marry me or not ? whitney : chad , i told you i need more time . chad : i do n't have any more time , whitney . i need an answer now -- tonight . yes or no ? [ scene_break ] eve : this is outrageous and i 'm not going to stand for it . i 'm going to find out who did this and i 'm going to make them pay . julian : not if i find them first . when i find out who 's behind this , they 're going to regret it for the rest of their life . [ scene_break ] j.t . : now , now , do n't get touchy . like i said , i 'm just curious . ethan : look , look , whatever i feel for theresa is completely personal . i 'm not about to share it with you . now , do you have the information , or do n't you ? j.t . : yeah , yeah , i have it . i have it right here and i expect that my problems with the irs will disappear ? ethan : i 'll hold up my end of the bargain if -- if -- what you 've given me about jared is legitimate . j.t . : oh , it 's legitimate all right . ethan : good , then this should help me convince theresa that jared 's up to no good before she does something she 'll regret . [ scene_break ] theresa : well , i would say that is a pretty good reason for stopping by . jared : i 'd have to agree with you there , but that 's not the only reason . theresa : no ? jared : i wanted to ask you a question and i hope you give me the answer i 'm looking for . [ scene_break ] fancy 's voice : hey , you 've reached fancy . leave a message . luis : fancy , hey , it 's me luis . just checking in , seeing how the shopping 's going . maybe you can give me a little fashion show later . ok , i hope to hear from you soon . bye . [ scene_break ] fancy : no , no . no . man : this is going to be good . fancy : no ! fancy : no ! [ next_on ] kelly : calm down , though . i 'm sure she 's fine . chad : do we have a future together or not ? ethan : i got you now , jared
while kay and simone waited to see if miguel would apologize and promise never to see charity again so kay could dump fox and marry him , miguel was busy trying find charity so she could tell kay there 's nothing between them any more . he managed to find her and got her on the phone , and she is willing to help him win the woman he loves . however , fox got a tip from a cop at the station where miguel was doing his searching and got the faux miguel and charity to come to tabitha 's and put on another show to derail miguel 's plan . he clued kay in to the fact `` miguel `` was on the phone with `` charity `` , and she just had to listen in , as he knew she would . eve told whitney to give chad a chance , since she really has no proof he 's cheating on her and he really , truly loves her , but whether whit does or not is still in question . chad pressures her for an answer , but she still ca n't come up with one . julian saw eve at the seascape , and when chad and whit left to talk , he came to her table , only to recieve a nice slap for his trouble . when he saw the envelope jt sent to eve he reacted , and she thought he sent it , but he showed her the one he , too , received , and both determined to stop whoever was blackmailing them .
luis : so did sheridan tell you what happened , why she went back to that cliff ? eve : no , she 's still disoriented . we 'll find out when she wakes up . luis : she could 've been killed . why do you think she went back to that cliff again ? antonio : she was sleepwalking out there earlier , but she could n't have been sleepwalking this time . i mean , we were all just with her at ethan and gwen 's baby 's funeral . luis : well , she told us that she was going to the crane mausoleum to visit her mother , all right , so what could 've happened in the meantime ? what could 've made her leave the cemetery and gone to that cliff ? beth : damn it ! i was this close to finally finishing sheridan off for good . you know , my plan -- it was ingenious . it was perfect . mrs. wallace : it was evil , like all of your plans . recording this sweet little infant 's cries , planting those speakers along the edge of that cliff , knowing that once sheridan heard the heartfelt cries of her little baby , she would come a - running ! beth : and she did . she went right over the cliff . mrs. wallace : because you loosened the dirt around the edge of that cliff so that it would collapse ! beth : yeah . mrs. wallace : you are evil . pure evil . i just thank the heavenly angels that that drainpipe stopped sheridan 's fall so that luis and antonio were in time to save her ! [ precious shrieks ] mrs. wallace : yes , thanks to you , precious ! you really were the heroine there , crawling over the back of antonio and luis just to get to her in time . beth : yeah . and , precious , you will pay for that , by the way . mrs. wallace : ah . beth : what the hell am i supposed to do ? how many times am i supposed to try before i finally kill her ? mrs. wallace : give it up , bethie , because you 're never , ever going to kill sheridan . beth : yes , i am , mother . mrs. wallace : ah . beth : sheridan 's just been on a lucky streak , that 's all . but all streaks come to an end , and hers is about to come to a screeching halt . i will kill sheridan once and for all . mrs. wallace : oh -- beth : maybe i just -- i need a little practice killing someone . hey -- i could start with you two . [ mrs. wallace screams ] beth : yeah . yeah . theresa : that lawyer should 've been here by now , mama . pilar : shh , it 's ok . i 'm sure he 'll be here soon . theresa : i just -- i just ca n't believe this is happening . i mean , i knew that rebecca was vicious , but for her and julian to file a complaint claiming that i 'm an unfit mother -- oh , mama , when the social worker showed up to the house and ripped little ethan from my arms , it was like somebody had ripped my heart out . pilar : oh , theresa . i 'm sure it was horrible , mija . theresa : and then ethan . i mean , why -- why did n't he help me ? why did n't he act as my lawyer ? why did he turn his back on his godson ? pilar : theresita , the poor man just buried his child , and gwen blames you for their little girl 's death . how can you expect him to be there for you when he needs to take care of gwen ? and besides , ethan is a corporate lawyer . what you need is a child - custody expert , the best there is . woody : that would be moi , woody stumper , lawyer extraordinaire , at your service again . rebecca : oh , i think i could spend all night in the shower . oh . oh . damn those lopez fitzgeralds . they 're animals , all of them . i mean , theresa and pilar , just attacking me like that , pushing me into an open grave ? julian : they did n't push you , rebecca , you fell . ethan : besides , theresa did have reason to be upset . you know , you did take her child away from her . rebecca : and who was responsible for you and gwen losing your child ? theresa . an eye for an eye , ethan . you remember that . ethan : i do n't blame there s for sarah 's death , ok ? it was n't her fault . rebecca : not her fault ? look , she has tried coming between you for years now . i mean , she has wreaked havoc in all of our lives , and that is going to stop ! no , as god as my witness , theresa is finally going to pay , and she is going to pay dearly . she is never going to get her child back . never . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life johnny : pigs ai n't -- pigs ai n't one of nature 's creatures . ke my glasses off ? johnny : yeah . arch on saturday . brenda : oh -- dana : what ? my mom 's gon na be there . brenda : well -- shannon : it 's a good idea . it 's all women . brenda : i do n't think so . shannon : it 's all women . brenda : yes , a lot of women . no , it kind of makes me nervou it sounds pretty awful . zach : so let me g straight . she kissed both i wanted to understand . humming nicole : where 's the smile . come on , there it is . , boy . i mean -- it tracks illusio forget it . damn ! ow what ? man is for me ? sha randy ko has been more of a it 's not friend to me than any man i 've l ever known . know , randy : and it even works . see ? randy : i mean , forget the fact , all right , that you set g ] will . of course they a - action . ? a - always . b - b - c , closing . > > shannon : i know it 's not randy ko . ou shannon : uh , there was some was zmerng . fire but i did n't fire him . gavin . johnny : watch out , i 've got a clear shot . mrs. wallace : run , precious , run ! run ! come on , scoot ! beth : yeah , that 's right , run ! run till you drop dead . i scared you . i scared you , did n't i ? mrs. wallace : that is your idea of a joke ? sick . beth : whatever . you know , i 'm wasting my time with you . i 've got to figure out a way to get rid of sheridan . mrs. wallace : well , that 'll never happen . beth : why not ? she 's not superhuman . she does n't have nine lives . there has got to be a way to kill her . [ martin cries ] mrs. wallace : i do n't like this . beth : no , there has to be a way . mrs. wallace : would you stop with the self - centered , wicked thoughts , huh ? this is serious , beth . beth : what is ? mrs. wallace : the baby , of course . he 's hardly eaten anything . he 's been listless , crying . i 'm telling you , something 's wrong . beth : ok , ok . oh , sweetheart , do n't cry . mommy 's here . mrs. wallace : he is not well . beth : he does feel warm . mrs. wallace : he does ? let me see . warm ? poor little thing is burning up . beth : ok , ok . i 'll call the pediatrician and i 'll tell her it 's an emergency . oh , my baby has to be ok . he just has to . mrs. wallace : beth , beth , the only way that baby will be ok is if you return him to his real mommy -- sheridan . beth : shut up . shut up , mother . oh , you do n't feel well , little martin ? oh , what a day , one thing after another , and it 's all bad . what else could possibly go wrong ? mrs. wallace : i have a feeling we 're going to find out . luis : she 's waking up . eve : sheridan ? sheridan : hey . where -- eve : you 're in the hospital . sheridan : hospital ? why ? eve : oh , you had a little accident , but you 're fine . just a few bumps and bruises . luis : i 'm here , sheridan . sheridan : hey . luis : hey . sheridan : what happened ? luis : you went out to rocky point cliff and -- well , sheridan , you fell off . luckily , something stopped your fall , you were able to hang on till we could save you . sheridan : god . antonio : you told us that you were going to your mother 's mausoleum . sheridan : yeah , i -- i remember that . luis : why did you leave the mausoleum , sheridan ? what made you go to the cliff ? [ baby cries ] sheridan : oh , god , my baby 's cries are coming from over there . oh , god , near the cliffs . i remember hearing my baby cry , so i followed its cries . i was trying to find my child . where 's my baby ? julian : i will continue drinking in the quiet of my library . ethan : how can -- how can two people be so cruel ? i mean , this is unbelievable , taking little ethan away from his mother . gwen : please do n't tell me you 've reconsidered taking theresa 's custody case . ethan : no . not theresa needs an attorney who 's qualified to defend a child- custody case , and that 's not my area of expertise . i just hope she finds a good lawyer , because i firmly believe that she should get little ethan back . gwen : oh , my god . ethan , you are still taking her side . ethan : no , no , gwen , i 'm taking the side of what is right . theresa is a good mother and she loves little ethan very much . she does n't deserve to have him taken away from her . gwen : well , you know what , ethan , we did n't deserve to lose our daughter , either , but we did . ethan : honey , i know that . but taking theresa 's son wo n't change that . tearing little ethan away from his mother is not going bring sarah back . pilar : this is your child - custody lawyer ? theresa : i did n't know who else to call , mama . pilar : i remember you . woody : it 's inevitable . woody stumper is unforgettable . pilar : you defended theresa when she was trying to prove she was julian 's wife , whenveverybody thought julian was dead . woody : that 's right . and i won that case for you , did n't i , theresa ? theresa : yes , you did , though it turned out i was n't legally julian 's wife . woody : who cares about legal ? winning is what counts . and i 'm going to win this case for you . pilar : do you handle child - custody cases ? woody : i handle injustice . i right wrongs . and that 's what i 'm here to do today . now , from what you told me on the phone , this has been a scandalous misuse of power , harassment in its purest form . theresa : no , that 's exactly what this is . child protective services , they had no right to take little ethan away from me . i 'm a good mother . woody : `` state agency rips crying child from heartbroken mother 's arms . your child -- your child could be next ! `` ooh , the media 's going to have a field day with this . i can see the headlines now . lord , have mercy . theresa : no , no , no , i do n't care about the media , though . woody : tsk , tsk , tsk , tsk . bite your tongue . come on , bite your tongue . the media 's our friend . in fact , i 've already alerted them . they should be here soon , and when thegeget here , i 'm going to make a statement that 's going to blow the lid off of c.p.s . and their storm trooper tactics . theresa : no , i just -- i just want my son back . woody : oh , and you will have him back . i 'm going in there right now , mm - hmm , right now and take care of it . in fact , i 've already filed an appeal . that 's right . i filed an appeal , and by the time i finish with them , they 're going to be begging me not to press charges against them . theresa : are you sure ? woody : yes , absolutely . absolutely , theresa . theresa , there is no way , no possible way they can keep a child away from his mother . it 's unnatural , unwarranted , and unnecessary . uh - oh , uh - oh . i just hit the `` un `` trifecta . trust me . trust me , my dear , i will get you your little evan back . theresa : ethan . woody : yeah . yeah , him , too . theresa : ok . woody : wewe 're going to win . theresa : all right . woody : we 're not going to back out . we 're going to stand up and we 're going to fight . we 're going to fight , fight , fight ! eve : so you 're saying that you heard your baby crying , sheridan ? sheridan : yes . it was so clear and so close , so i followed the sound . luis : to the cliff ? sheridan : yeah . you know , i got to get back there . eve : oh , no , sheridan , i ca n't allow you to leave yet . sheridan : no , no , i got to go find my baby ! luis : sheridan , sheridan . sheridan , that was n't your baby that you heard . sheridan : no , my baby is alive ! i heard it crying ! eve : sheridan , honey , your loss is very recent , so it is understandable that it 's very difficult for you to accept , and it 's understandable that you might hear another baby 's cries and mistake it for yours . sheridan : no , eve , i 'm telling you , i heard my baby . all right ? i know what my own child sounds like . i did n't imagine it . i heard my child , alriright , my baby ! beth : well , is n't there something that i can do ? there must be another doctor available . oh , you 're sorry ? mrs. wallace : doctor 's out ? beth : she 's doing rounds . her nurse said that i have to bring my baby into the e.r . mrs. wallace : so ? what are you just standing there for ? get going ! that baby needs to see a doctor . beth : i ca n't take him to the e.r . mrs. wallace : well , why on earth not ? beth : hello ? sheridan is there ? remember , luis and antonio brought her there after the fall ? the last thing i want is my baby near that woman . it is too risky ! mrs. wallace : oh , you bet it is because that woman is this baby 's real mommy , and every time she is around him , she senses it . beth : just shut up , ok ? mrs. wallace : that 's why she is so drawn to him and that 's why he responds to her in a way he will never respond to you , missy . and when -- when sheridan holds that setet little baby in her arms again , everybody -- everybody else will figure that out , too ! beth : no , no ! mrs. wallace : yes . beth : nobody is going to figure anything out because i 'm going to make sure that sheridan 's out of the way way before that happens . mrs. wallace : yeah , well , instead of just standing there lollygagging , thinking up yet another twisted plot to off sheridan , why do n't you go and find out what is wrong with that baby ? beth : that is exactly what i 'm going to do ! mrs. wallace : well , then go ! where you going ? beth : to the hospital ! mrs . alallace : ok ! beth : i do n't have any choice . i just -- i got to try and keep sheridan away from this baby . mrs. wallace : and how are you going to figure doing that , huh ? the e.r . is really not that big , you know . sheridan could hear her baby crying , right ? beth : my baby . mrs. wallace : no , and she 'll come looking for him . beth : well , i will deal with that if it happens . right now my main priority is to get little martin to the doctor . mrs. wallace : well , i am coming with you because i have a feeling it 's going to hit the fan , and when it does , i want to be there ! [ mrs. wallace chuckles ] mrs. wallace : you 're going to get caught , and i want a ringside seat ! beth : come on . ññññññ sheridan : i need to get back to the cliff and find my baby . antonio and luis : sheridan -- luis : sheridan , please . please , sheridan , just lay back . sheridan : no . luis : please sheridan , just lay back and rest , ok ? sheridan : luis , i have to find my baby -- look , our baby . eve : sheridan , i 'm sure that you heard a baby crying . it just was n't your baby . sheridan : no , luis , i swear i heard our child . luis : sheridan , i know how hard this is for you , ok ? i know how much you want our baby to be alive . i do , too , ok ? we have to accept the fact that our baby is gone . sheridan : you know what , you were n't there . you did n't hear ! eve : sheridan , sheridan . now wait a minute . remember when you mistook beth 's baby for your own ? well , maybe that 's the same thing that 's happening here now -- you 're mistaking someone else 's baby for your baby . sheridan : no ! it was mine ! it was my baby ! this was mine ! antonio : sheridan , look , it 's ok . we all understand . sheridan : no -- antonio : you 've been through a lot lately . sheridan : look , this was my baby . [ pager beeps ] eve : oh . oh , i have a patient . i 'll be right back . nurse : i 've paged dr . russell and your pediatrician . they should be here any moment . beth : ok . nurse : oh , here 's dr . russell right now . beth : oh , dr . russell , thank god . eve : beth , what 's going on ? beth : my baby , he 's not doing well and he has a fever . mrs. wallace : he never eats and he 's always crying . eve : oh , poor little guy . he 's very warm . nurse : the pediatrician is on her way , dr . russell . eve : ok , why do n't we put you in an available cubicle and i 'll get some blood work started . beth : um , ok , but i should probably tell luis . do you know if he left yet ? eve : well , actually , no , he 's in the cubicle right next to yours with sheridan , but i 'll let him know that you 're here . mrs. wallace : gotcha ! wood there 's only one way to handle this -- that 's to kick that door down and go to the mat with the bureaucrats at c.p.s . you 'll have your son back in your arms bore bedtime , guaranteed . theresa : gosh , i want to believe that , mr . stumper . woody : no , `` woody , `` please . theresa : woody , i do , just there 's something that i did n't tell you on the telephone . woody : and what 's that ? theresa : julian crane is the one who filed this complaint . woody : so ? pilar : so the cranes are extremely powerful . woody : i repeat -- so ? theresa : it 's almost impossible to win against them . woody : wait , `` impossible `` is a word that is not part of my vocab . now , did n't i go up against these people before ? theresa : yes , you did . woody : and who won ? theresa : well , you did , but -- woody : it was mano a mano and i blitzed them . theresa : i know , but see , that was different because julian , he was n't around to cause any trouble , and like it or not , little ethan is julian 's son . i 'm just afraid that he 's going to use that power and the influence to get permanent custody of my son , and i just -- i could n't bear it if i lost my child . woody : whoa , wait , `` lose `` is also a word that is not part of my vocab . theresa , theresa , i know the law and i know how it works . justice -- justice will be served . the good and the righteous shall triumph . theresa : i hope so . woody : count on it . theresa : ok . woody : i will not leave these offices , lady , i will not leave that office without your son . pilar : god , i hope he knows what he 's doing . theresa : well , he has to . i ca n't lose my little boy , mama , i can't . gwen : i know that nothing 's going to bring sarah back , ethan , but what i do n't know and what i do n't understand is why you are taking theresa 's side . ethan : i 'm not . i 'm just taking the side of a mother threatened with having her child taken away from her . gwen : ethan , you swore to me on sarah 's casket that you would never have anything to do with theresa ever again . ethan : i 'm not breaking my promise to you , gwen , but i just ca n't sit back and say nothing about what julian and rebecca are doing . little ethan belongs with his mother . i 'm not saying that because it 's theresa . i 'm saying that because it 's the right thing . honey , you know me . you know that i will speak out against this kind of injustice . i mean , that 's why i became a lawyer . gwen : maybe it 's wrong of me to think this way , but , ethan , i ca n't bear the thought of theresa being happy with her child after what she 's done to us . you may call what 's happened to her an injustice , but i don't . just the opposite . rebecca : oh , julian . wait , wait , wait , wait . julian , julian , i want to talk to you about theresa . julian : oh , ca n't it wait ? rebecca : no . no , it can't . i was thinking about what she said at the cemetery about getting an attorney . julian : well , you did n't think she 'd give up without a fight , did you ? rebecca : well , no . no , of course not . i just want to make sure we 're more heavily armed when the battle commences . julian : meaning ? rebecca : meaning i want you to make a few phone calls . i mean , you are julian crane . no one 's going to say no to you . julian : well , if you 're referring to the child protective services , i do n't know anyone there . rebecca : no , no , no , no , no , forget all about them . no , theresa 's going to take this right to the courts , so i want you to call that judge -- you know , the really crooked one ? julian : there are so many . rebecca : no , no , no , the really , really greedy one . julian : reilly . rebecca : that 's him , yeah . his middle name is ka - ching . he 'd sell his own mother if he was offered enough money . well , pookie , do it or i am going to call t.c . and tell him all about you and eve . julian : i 'll make the call . rebecca : i knew you 'd see things my way . oh , theresa , your day has finally come . you 're never going to get your child back . not ever . n @ 37 # |nc ladies and gentlemen , we got him . if you are just waking up , the american forces have succeeded . you saw history . then you saw what it meant to us . global national with kevin newman . it 's about time . singer : you are my passion for life beth : eve , no , wait ! eve : beth , what 's the matter ? beth : um , i 'd prefer a different cubicle . eve : different ? honey , why ? beth : my baby . i really do n't think it 's a good idea for him to be near sheridan . you saw how she reacted when she was near my child , and she thinks that my baby is hers . mrs. wallace : i wonder why . eve : you 're right , beth . sheridan is having a hard time dealing with the loss of her child and it would probably be better if you and your baby were n't close . so let 's take that cubicle over there and i 'll let luis know that you 're here . beth : thank you . mrs. wallace : psst ! hey , hey . you are not out of the woods yet . sheridan is within earshot , and all that little baby has to do is cry and she 's going to tear him right out of your arms faster than you can say `` 20 to life . `` ethan : i love you . gwen : love you , too . rebecca : well , he has n't changed his mind ? gwen : no , mother , no . ethan is not going to be theresa 's attorney -- not that it matters because she still manages to interfere in our lives . rebecca : well , do n't worry , theresa is going to get her comeuppance . and i know a way that you can make things even worse for theresa and at the same time cement your relationship with ethan . gwen : i do n't even know what you 're talking about , but i am not in the mood for any plots or schemes right now , mother . i just buried my daughter . rebecca : oh , honey . no one knows that more than i do . but this is a very , very critical time for you . i mean , you can either mourn this loss forever or you can use this situation to cement your relationship with ethan and destroy theresa . gwen : my god ! rebecca : gwen , for whatever reason , ethan adores his little namesake , so i think it would be in your best interest to get to know the boy . gwgwen : what 's wrong with you ? how can you be so callous ? mother , i just buried my daughter . i 'm in pain here . i ca n't even think about getting close to another child , especially theresa 's little boy . the truth is i do n't ever want to see little ethan again , and i 'm glad the child protective services has him because , frankly , he 'd be better off with anyone than he would be with theresa . rebecca : oh . uh -- gwen : what ? rebecca : well , c.p.s . does n't actually have little ethan . gwen : well , who does ? rebecca : we do . gwen : what ? rebecca : he 's right upstairs . he is going to be living with us from now on . sheridan : i know what i heard . that was my baby crying . i remember when i was being held in the pit -- i remember holding my baby in my arms after i gave birth , hearing its crying . i will never forget the sound of my own child 's cry . and i heard that same sound today on the cliff . my baby is out there somewhere , crying for me . beth : luis ? luis : hey . beth : our baby , he 's so weak and listless , and he 's got a fever . i 'm really worried . luis : well , beth , i 'm sure that he 's getting the best care he can . eve : has the pediatrician arrived yet ? beth : yeah , she 's here . she 's just doing tests . eve : well , i 'll see if i can speed up the results . beth : i hope it 's nothing serious . luis : beth , look , i 'm sure it 's nothing at all , ok ? hey , miguel , he used to have fevers when he was a baby all the time . beth : really ? luis : yeah . beth , this stuff happens to babies . you know , they figure out what 's wrong with theanand then he 'll be better in no time at all , ok ? beth : i hope you 're right . luis : yeah . mrs. wallace : oh , luis . how is sheridan ? she 's recovering , i hope . luis : well , physically , she 's all right . you know , it 's really a miracle that she survived falling off that cliff , actually . mrs. wallace : oh , yes . it 's a good thing nothing happened to her , right , bethie ? beth : yep . mrs. wallace : so did she say anything to you ? was she able to say anything about , you know , why she was at the cliff in the first place ? luis : well , she 's convinced that she heard her baby . mrs. wallace : really ? luis : yeah . i 'm really concerned about her . she 's -- she 's just having a really hard time accepting that , you know , our baby 's dead . mrs. wallace : poor thing . luis : yeah . well , first she thought that beth 's baby was hers , and now she 's convinced that she heard her baby crying at the cliff . mrs. wallace : well , you know , maybe there 's something to it . luis : meaning what ? mrs. wallace : well , you know , a mother 's intuition . luis : well , i wish you were right , mrs . wallace , but , i mean , that 's not the case . our baby 's dead . beth : that 's right , mother . sheridan 's child is dead , so try to remember that , ok ? ethan : sarah . we were going to fill these pages full of -- full of beautiful , loving pictures of you . and now -- gwen : little ethan is here in this house ? rebecca : well , yes . why are you looking so stunned ? i mean , julian is his father , so this is where he belongs . gwen : and how long do you intend to keep him here ? rebecca : forever . gwen : have you lost your mind ? rebecca : of course not . look , i look at this as an opportunity , a means to an end . gwen : what are you talking about , mother ? why in the world would you want to look after theresa 's child ? rebecca : oh , please . it 's not like i 'm going to rock him to sleep every night or anything . no , we 're going to have nannies to do all that . then when he 's old enough , we 'll just ship him off to boarding school . gwen : and what is this `` means to an end `` you 're talking about ? what opportunity ? rebecca : not for me , for you . gwen : for me ? rebecca : gwen , it would n't hurt you to spend a little time with the boy . i mean , it 's clear ethan loves him . so use the child to get closer to ethan . gwen : oh , no . no , no , i do n't want to have anything to do with theresa 's child . clarice : are we interrupting something ? rebecca : oh , no , not at all , clara . clarice : clarice . rebecca : oh . clarice : anyway , i was just showing little ethan the nursery upstairs . it 's lovely , is n't it , sweetheart ? little ethan : yes . rebecca : aw . and little ethan can have anything that he wants . well , he is a crane , after all . clarice : yes , he 's a lucky little boy to have such lovely people to look after his welfare . well , i 've done my part . i 've made sure that little ethan ended up in a better environment . it 's time for me to go . rebecca : well , how soon do you think that this will all be permanent ? clarice : well , that 's difficult to say , but with the situation , i do n't think it 'll take too long . rebecca : oh , let 's hope not . and thank you so much for all your help , clarice . clarice : you 're entirely welcome . goodbye , little ethan . i know you 're going to be very happy here . rebecca : well , i 'm going to go find julian and ask him which housekeeper can keep an eye on him till we get a nanny . gwen : mother , pilar 's his grandmother . she can watch him . rebecca : gwen , after what she did to me today , she is so fired . no , i want her out of here . i 'm going to go find julian , so you keep an eye on him . gwen : mother , i told you i ca n't do this . rebecca : i 'll be back . [ little ethan cries ] luis : doctor ? doctor , how 's the baby ? doctor : i wish i had better news . the truth is the baby 's condition is not improving . beth : no ! luis : well , why not ? doctor : he 's not responding to the hypoallergenic formula he was given recently , which means he 's not getting enough nourishment . add to that the fact that he 's feverish and severely dehydrated and we have a serious situation . luis : all right , so what do we do now then ? doctor : we 're administering an i.v . of fluids for now . luis : ok . beth : and then what ? if the hypoallergenic formula does n't work , then what do we do ? doctor : we have to come up with an alternative course of action , and quickly , because the baby 's life is at serious risk . sheridan : my baby . antonio : just sleep , sheridan . eve : how long has she been asleep ? antonio : she just now fell asleep . you know , dr . russell , i have to tell you , i 'm really worried about her . eve : her emotional state is very fragile right now . depression is a normal response for someone who loses a child , but sheridan 's condition has deteriorated far beyond that . she 's in complete denial . she continues to hallucinate or imagine that she hears her baby crying , or in the case of luis ' and beth 's baby , she think that it 's her child . antonio : well , hopefully with time and a lot of rest , she 'll snap out of it . eve : i do n't think that we 're going to be able to do that . i think it 's too serious now . antonio : what are you planning on doing ? eve : i do n't thk k i have any choice , antonio . i 'm going to call in a psychiatrist , put sheridan under psychiatric care . sheridan : my baby . got to find my baby . rebecca : well , did you make the call ? julian : did i have a choice ? rebecca : no . so what happened ? julian : well , i ca n't guarantee anything . i do n't know what judge reilly will do . he 's hard to read sometimes . rebecca : he 'll do what you ask him to do and atat you pay him to do . julian : how can you get so much satisfaction out of causing so much pain ? rebecca : what about all the pain that theresita has caused ? julian : but no one deserves this , to lose a child . i so regret what i 've done . rebecca : yeah , well , you are going to regret it a whole lot more when i call t.c . and tell him all about you and his sainted wife . eve is never going to forgive you for destroying her life . julian : news flash , becky -- eve offered to tell t.c . herself to save theresa and little ethan . rebecca : oh , i do n't believe you . i do n't know any woman who would do that . julian : that 's because you do n't know any women as decent and selfless as eve . rebecca : my , you really do love her , do n't you ? poor pookie . oh , well . too bad . you can love her all you want , but you 're going to marry me , and there is not a damn thing you can do about it . julian : at least i 'll have protected eve . at least she 'll have a happy life . [ little ethan cries ] gwen : someone will be here in just -- just a few moments , sweetheart . gwen : i 'll stay with you till the babysitter comes , ok ? little ethan : i 'm scared . [ gwen sighs ] gwen : it 's going to be ok . oh , sweetheart , it 's going to be ok . theresa : well , where 's little ethan ? i mean , when can i take him home ? woody : i -- i hate to be the bearer of bad news , but it seems your son is already gone . theresa : gone ? where -- where is gone ? where 's my son ? woody : at the cranes ' . pilar : dios mio . theresa : no . woody : i 'm afraid you were right . the cranes are way more more powerful than i thought . theresa : we can still fight them , right ? i mean , you said that we could win this case . woody : yeah , yeah , yeah . right , i know . but i got to be honest with you , theresa -- it does n't look good . i -- i do n't think i can get your s back . theresa : oh , no . no , no . gwen : ethan , you promised me on sarah 's coffin that theresa was out of your life for good , but is she ? doctor : if we ca n't turn things around , your son could die . rebecca : no , theresa , you are never going to see your child again . theresa : oh , i am going to get my son back , mama , i will .
sheridan is taken to the hospital for an examination . she insists to luis , antonio , and eve that she heard her baby crying , and that 's why she was at the cliff . eve suggests that sheridan might need psychiatric care . beth brings little martin to the emergency room - he is feverish and wo n't eat . the pediatrician tells luis and beth that little martin is in serious condition and severely dehydrated . beth is in fear that sheridan will hear the baby crying and try to take him .
chris : james , put on sheridan 's electric blanket , please . my coat is soaked . let 's wrap up in this . sheridan : thank you . chris : is that better ? sheridan : yeah . chris : hey , why do n't you go get your pj 's and come back here , so i can help you get ready for bed ? i want to keep an eye on sheridan , ok ? james : i can do it ! chris : ok . sheridan : oh , go after him . it 's ok . i 'll be fine . chris : no , i 'll deal with him later , after i run you a hot bath . you need to get out of these wet clothes right away . sheridan : chris , can you help me ? my fingers are so cold , i ca n't undo my buttons . chris : i 'll -- i 'll close my eyes so i do n't see anything i 'm not supposed to . sheridan : yeah . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : oh , boy , oh , boy . boy , to think these poor souls used to be network executives . oy . where is norma ? tonight is the night we get to break out of this joint , and the old gal is late ! mrs. wallace : oh , boy , i can only imagine what kind of a freak show this pageant is going to be . norma , is that you ? norma : do n't i look special ? mrs. wallace : you 're going in that outfit to -- to kill tabitha ? oh . [ scene_break ] kay : maria 's asleep . dr. spock left you this bill for a house call . tabitha : huh . damned if i 'll pay that . hmm , damned if i do n't . oh , i am one funny witch , huh ? kay : hilarious . do you see me laughing ? tabitha : do n't tell me you are still upset because of that spell i cast to bring chris and sheridan together . kay : you 're darn right i am . if you can make it so they can fall in love , why ca n't you do that for fox and me ? fox : what happened to us , kay ? why do you never want to see me again ? [ scene_break ] ivy : that 's good . that 's really good . and i am still tingling . sam : me , too . you were incredible . ivy : well , you were pretty amazing . you were beyond amazing . sam : it 's like old times , huh ? the beach . ivy : and on your boat . sam : at the park . ivy : oh , god , we 're like college kids . and we ca n't even get to the bedroom . [ scene_break ] fancy : try not to look so jumpy . those cops will think we 're hiding something . noah : we are hiding something , fancy , all right ? our comatose half brother 's in the bedroom , and theresa 's in the closet . dan : i know i heard something coming from that closet before . i mean , that noah guy said it could have been a rat . yeah , it sounded bigger than that . i say we check it out . officer : and i say we leave now before ms. crane calls her grandfather , and we both end up working security at the mall . theresa : ok . all right , those cops know that i kidnapped ethan . if they find me , they 're going to find ethan , and then gwen 's going to get ethan back . she 's going to take ethan off life - support . come on , noah , come on , fancy , do n't let them find me here , please . theresa 's voice : oh , god , i 'm about to be busted . and without me to protect ethan , gwen 's going to let him die . [ scene_break ] james : are you ok ? sheridan : i 'm starting to be . chris : your bath must be ready by now . go soak in it while it 's still hot . i 'll take james downstairs and make us something hot to drink . sheridan : i 'll be waiting . chris : come on , son . sheridan : maybe i 've waited long enough . [ scene_break ] ivy : oh , you always were the best kisser . sam : you 've always had the sweetest lips . and neck . ivy : hmm . sam : and -- ivy : oh , sam ? sam : you love it and you know it . ivy : i do . and i love you . and i ca n't wait to be your wife . sam : i wish we could tie the knot right now . ivy : yeah . sam : but -- ivy : ethan 's missing . sam : and jessica 's lost to spike . ivy : i know , i just wish all of our children were well and happy . sam : well , fancy and noah are happy , and fox and kay seem to be doing well . fox : yeah . actually , you 're not going to believe this , but kay and i are n't doing so hot . she said she never wants to see me again . [ scene_break ] kay : answer me , witch . if you can hocus - pocus sheridan and chris into getting closer , why ca n't you conjure a spell to get fox and me back together ? tabitha : you know why , kay . as you said earlier , the dark side ca n't conjure love per se . that 's why i could n't win you miguel , and why your attempts to land him using evil failed miserably . kay : forget miguel ! i want fox back . tabitha : yes . and i 'd like to hook up with hercules again , but it ai n't going to happen . face it , dear . this spell on fox to make him successful is obviously one of the dark side 's top performers . any spell i cast to lessen its effect will have little or no impact . kay : what if you and endora joined forces to cast a spell ? tabitha : what ? and risk another earthquake or tsunami ? no , thank you very much . besides , my supernatural power bill was astronomical that month . kay : well , what am i supposed to do ? tabitha : you 're supposed to accept the consequences of your actions , kay , and move on . you and fox are finished . [ scene_break ] fancy : i do n't recall giving you permission to search my family 's cabin . dan : well , if it 's like you say and you 're not hiding anything , what difference does it make ? fancy : shut that door now , or i 'll have crane legal on you and your partner so fast your heads will spin . officer : damn it , dan , shut the door . dan : look , i know i heard something in there , and it was n't a rat . officer : i do n't care . i 'm not taking any chances . i want my pension . now , shut that door ! it 's an order . i 'm sorry , ms. crane . my partner 's very thorough . but if you want us to leave , we will leave . fancy : i do . officer : ahem . noah : be careful out there , guys . fancy : and do n't tell anyone we 're here . noah and i want to be alone . that was close . noah : a little too close . theresa : i 'll say . noah : theresa -- theresa : how is ethan ? fancy : still the same . noah : you know , after reading us the riot act for kidnapping ethan , why did n't you just tell those cops that he was here , along with theresa ? [ scene_break ] sam : wait a second . kay said she never wants to see you again ? fox : yeah . why , i have no idea , but she meant it . sam : well , what happened ? fox : well , i guess it all started when we were -- ivy : fox , why do n't -- why do n't you just get some coffee and collect your thoughts ? fox : yeah . ivy : ok . sam : poor guy . i really thought they made a good couple . ivy : hmm . sam : look , maybe you can help him see where kay might be coming from . if fox knew where her head is , well , then maybe he can work to fix things between them . ivy : i 'd be happy to give fox my insight into kay . sam : good . i 'll give you guys some privacy . ivy 's voice : valerie said fox was angry at kay for mucking up a deal . so why would kay break up with him ? well , i 'm sure i 'll find out . i just have to be careful not to look like i 'm against fox getting back together with kay . [ scene_break ] kay : i refuse to give up on fox . tabitha : you said that about miguel . and here we are , six years later , and no miguel . do us all a favor , kay . just give up on fox now . kay : no ! i want to be with him . and you have to help me get him back . tabitha : i do n't have to do anything of the sort . i warned you that the spell i cast on fox was powerful . and i told you that it could mean you would lose him . but you said you loved him enough to let him go . so he 's gone . you got your wish . be happy . kay : i made a mistake . wo n't you at least just try to help me make things right ? tabitha : i think your request is more suited to your fairy godmother . kay : i do n't have a fairy godmother . tabitha : oh , yes . that 's my fault , too , i suppose . sorry , i forgot . kay : wait . i had a fairy godmother ? tabitha : well , i caught her once trying to turn timmy against me , so sam bennett 's bug zapper has never glowed as brightly since . kay : you killed my fairy godmother ? tabitha : well , i was protecting my timmy . kay : this is all the more reason why you have to help me . tabitha : it is not . kay : yes ! please ? ca n't you at least try ? [ scene_break ] man : hey , you two , down in front . norma : kill tabitha in this ? the way blood splatters ? no , dear , i 'm wearing work clothes for that . mrs. wallace : why do n't you go change already ? because the time for us to break out of here is right now ! norma : we 'll leave as soon as i 've done my number . mrs. wallace : you 're in the talent show ? norma : i sing . mrs. wallace : you do ? norma : oh . daddy says i sing like a bird . mrs. wallace : oh . giant loon . norma : what was that , dear ? mrs. wallace : we have a small window of opportunity to break out of here , and that is while the guard is busy with the pageant . oh -- oh -- which is now ! so go on , go on , put on your escaping clothes , and we can be on our way , nobody will know that we 're missing for hours ! norma : but i want to sing my song for daddy . mrs. wallace : do n't you want to see tabitha more ? [ tabitha screams ] [ tabitha screams ] norma : norma is home for the holidays ! tabitha : oh ! norma : norma 's back , and ready to hack ! tabitha : ah ! norma : ah ! tabitha : ah ! norma : are n't you going to ax me in ? yes , i want to see tabitha . i want to see her die ! [ scene_break ] theresa : noah 's right . i mean , you were all set to hike down to the nearest phone to tell gwen and the police that we were here . noah : and then those cops showed up and you covered for us . why ? did you finally decide that theresa and i were right to kidnap ethan and keep him alive ? fancy : what you and theresa did -- i still think it was wrong . but when i was alone with ethan before , i started to remember things , moments we 'd shared growing up that i 'd all but forgotten -- playing hide - and - seek in the garden maze and doing stunts on the trampoline , putting on puppet shows . other memories were n't quite so norman rockwell . there 's one christmas in particular that was especially horrible . i was about 10 , and for whatever reason , my mother and father had forgotten to send for me at boarding school . good thing i knew what it was to be a crane even then . and so i called a number my grandfather had given me for emergencies , and the next thing i knew , the limo was pulling up to the mansion . and i thought i 'd surprise everyone opening their presents in the living room . but no one was there . hi , i 'm home ! fancy 's voice : so i called the kitchen to see if everyone was having christmas dinner . young fancy : hello ? where is everybody ? fancy 's voice : but the maid said the family had left . i had come home only to be alone . and there was n't even a gift under the tree for me . and not getting a single present was n't the greatest , but to be forgotten -- that was the worst . and if ethan had n't shown up when he did , i think i would have curled up and died . but ethan did show up . and he made it the best christmas ever . [ heartbeat ] . [ scene_break ] fox : so kay fixed it so valerie could n't get a hold of me when the singapore project was about ready to go bust , right ? so i exploded . i go back to crane industries with valerie , we salvage the deal . ivy : fox , that 's wonderful . that 's great . oh , you are so lucky to have valerie working with you . fox : yeah . and then kay decides that valerie 's concocted this whole mess just to get me away from her , right ? so now she 's at crane industries . she 's in valerie 's face . she 's accusing her of all sorts of crazy things , right ? oh , get this . then she says she saw me kissing valerie . ivy : did she ? fox : no . never happened . i hugged valerie after we saved the singapore deal , that 's all . ivy : well , fox , i believe you , of course . i 'm just sorry kay does n't . fox : yeah . here 's where it starts to get really weird , though , right ? so she goes from being mad at me to blaming herself for -- for losing it , right ? and she says we 're finished , we 're not going to see each other anymore . she blows out of the office , and that 's the last time we spoke . ivy : hmm . well , i know this does n't mean very much to you right now , because you 're upset about kay , but i 'm very proud of you and valerie for saving the singapore project . you know , the teamwork you two have -- it 's nothing less than remarkable . fox : yeah . yeah , we work well together . but that 's beside the point . who cares , right ? if i do n't have kay , i 've got nothing . ivy 's voice : and i 've got my work cut out for me . [ scene_break ] kay : please , tabitha , help me get fox back . tabitha : i told you , to try and counteract the spell that fox is already under just wo n't work . kay : how do you know if you wo n't try ? tabitha : because i 'm a witch ! kay : that 's right , you are . so either cast a spell to help me get him back or i will tell everyone in town your little secret . so ? what 's it going to be ? are you going to help me ? or do the good people of harmony get into the holiday spirit this year by burning you instead of a yule log ? tabitha : a -- oh . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : we 're almost free . norma : tabby , here we come . m.c . : back by popular demand after her show - stopping number several years ago , the one and only norma ! norma : that 's me ! mrs. wallace : hurry before the spotlight is on us . come on . m.c . : norma will reprise her signature song , `` i 've written a letter to daddy , `` based on the movie , `` whatever happened to baby jane ? `` starring bette davis and joan crawford ! norma : my public awaits . mrs. wallace : so does tabitha 's neck . chop , chop . norma : but daddy -- he loves it when i sing this song . mrs. wallace : wait a minute . you mean your real daddy is here tonight ? norma : daddy 's been here all along . mrs. wallace : oh . too bad we 're leaving . i 've been known to date older men , you know . too bad you did n't introduce us . norma : well , daddy 's right here . mrs. wallace : where ? norma : here . mrs. wallace : hmm ? norma : [ as daddy ] evening , edna . norma 's told me so much about you . mrs. wallace : ah ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : why must you always threaten me , kay ? the last time you did so was the night you forced me to cast that spell on fox to make him successful . now you claim that spell is ruining your life . kay : it is . tabitha : well , you got what you wanted , did n't you ? and so did the boys in the basement . they always prefer mortals to focus on anything but love . that 's why they tricked you into seeing fox and valerie kissing in the magic bowl . and if you had n't have gone over there to confront valerie and realize your gaffe , then you and fox might still be together . kay : if you ca n't undo the spell , undo me going to fox 's office and saying what i did . tabitha : oh , if i could turn back time , i 'd have invested in microsoft when bill gates was a poor geek with a bad haircut . kay : ugh -- i hate arguing with you , tabitha . you 've been good to maria and me . tabitha : yes , i have . kay : you do realize that if fox and i do n't get back together , maria and i are going to be living here from now on . tabitha : say what ? kay : yeah , when maria grows up and she gets older and she gets married , she 'll have a husband . he 'll probably live here , too -- all of their kids . we 'll be one big , happy family . tabitha : well , on second thought , maybe i could soften that success spell enough to allow you a chance to woo fox again . kay : great . then i wo n't have to tell everybody you 're a witch . tabitha : oh , you rude girl . kay : being nice does n't work with you , tabs . [ tabitha sighs ] kay : look , i 'm going to go next door . i 'm going to see if there 's any news on ethan or jessica . but when i get back here , things better be back on track with me and fox . tabitha : fine , fine . i 'll cast a love spell . but i know it wo n't work . oh , if only kay would just accept the fact that she and fox are history . [ scene_break ] ivy : fox , how can you say you have nothing without kay ? your job at crane industries -- it 's very important . at the rate you 're going , alistair 's going to let you take over the company any day now . fox : mm - hmm . yeah , yeah , yeah . who cares , right ? who cares ? if i do n't have maria and kay to go home to , then it does n't mean anything . ivy : oh , please , do n't say that . fox : well , you know what i 'm talking about , right ? i mean , you 're engaged to be mrs. sam bennett . ivy : fox , i 'm in a different place in my life than you are . fox : yeah , you are . that 's exactly what i 'm talking about . you 're with the person you want to be with more than anything . i 'm with no one . ivy : honey , look , i 'm sorry . it just sounds like maybe kay has some issues . fox : yeah . you know ? ooh -- here 's an idea . you talk to her . ivy : what ? fox : yeah . yeah , you talk to her . you know , you sit her down , right , and you just explain to her that she 's as important to me as sam is to you . [ scene_break ] fancy : i could n't believe it . there i was , alone on christmas , forgotten by both my parents , abandoned by everyone else . i remember feeling so worthless , unimportant , and unloved -- until i heard the door open , and i ran to see who it was . it was ethan , laden with christmas presents for me . he put them aside to hug me , and i remember holding on to him for dear life . i knew then i was n't worthless and unimportant and unloved . because ethan loved me , and that was all that mattered . his hug was the best christmas present ever . and he helped save my life that day . it 's only fair i help save his life now . [ scene_break ] chris : all nice and warm ? sheridan : warmer , but not quite toasty . will the blanket get any warmer ? chris : it 's on high . sheridan : hmm . will you get in bed with me , then ? help warm me up ? chris : if you want me to . sheridan : i do . sheridan : oh , i just got goose bumps again . chris : mm - hmm , so you did . let me rub some heat into your arms . sheridan : oh , i 'd like that . thank you . that 's much better . sheridan : tonight has been a pretty unbelievable night . chris : it 's been pretty awful for you . sheridan : it was , but not anymore . tonight has turned out to be wonderful . just wonderful . [ scene_break ] tabitha : i 'm incognito because i do n't want the boys in the basement to get their britches in a twist because i 'm casting a good spell to help kay get fox back . huh . let 's see , now . sugar , honey , chocolate , stardust -- ooh , sweet . kay and her threats . we witches do n't get the respect we deserve anymore . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : right . even those two loonies have threatened me -- norma and edna . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : ah ! norma : edna -- edna , what 's the matter ? mrs. wallace : ah . your father -- he -- he -- he -- norma : he 's glad to meet you , too . look at him smiling . guard : why are you screaming ? did n't make it to be changed in time ? mrs. wallace : no , would you -- guard : ah . i see you met norma 's father . mrs. wallace : you mean , you -- you knew about `` daddy `` ? guard : everybody knows daddy . he and norma are inseparable . mrs. wallace : oh , sigmund , where are ya ? guard : norma , your public awaits . should n't you take center stage ? norma : oh -- oh , did you hear that , daddy ? my public awaits . i have to sing for daddy . mrs. wallace : what about killing tabitha ? norma : she can wait . my public ca n't . the show must go on ! mrs. wallace : ugh . `` american idol , `` you do n't know what you 're missing . norma : reserved ! [ man whimpers ] norma : oh , thank you . [ piano plays ] norma : i 've written a letter to daddy , the sender is your little girl , dear daddy , i miss you so awfully , i wish you could see all my curls [ scene_break ] fancy : i was about to leave ethan to find a way to contact gwen , when the snow on the windowsill reminded me of that christmas so long ago and how ethan was there for me . it was then i 'd realized that i 'd never done anything to repay him . so instead of calling gwen to have ethan taken back to harmony to be taken off life - support , i decided that maybe the best way to repay him for helping me get through that christmas was to help him get through this christmas . and to protect him , i had to protect you . maybe what i 'm doing is wrong . i do n't know . all i know is i am at peace with my decision not to involve the police . officer : damn it , dan , let 's go . it 's cold out here . dan : i still think ms. crane and that noah guy are hiding something . officer : yeah , they 're here on the sly together . dan : no . i ca n't shake the feeling it 's more than that . officer : you know , you watch too many of those psychic detectives on court tv . come on . dan : yeah . hey , geoff , look at this . that tire is slashed . geoff : sure looks that way . dan : look , i told you there was something going on around here . now do you believe me ? geoff : i 'd be a fool not to . dan : so what are we waiting for ? let 's go find out what fancy crane and noah bennett are hiding , huh ? [ heartbeat ] [ scene_break ] chris : i do n't know what i would have done if you had drowned tonight . sheridan : but i did n't drown . you saved me . and for the first time in i do n't even know how long , i feel alive again , like i 've turned a corner . i -- i feel reborn , i -- happy , optimistic . most of all , hopeful . chris : hopeful ? sheridan : that i could have a life after luis ' death . hopeful that i could share that life with someone special . someone very close to me . [ scene_break ] fox : so , mom , what do you say , huh ? are you going to do this for me ? are you going to talk to kay ? try to convince her that i want to be with her and not -- not valerie ? ivy : fox , look , it 's not that i 'm not willing to talk to kay . of course i am . it 's just i do n't think my getting involved is going to help matters . fox : of course it 'll help . are you kidding ? look , you 're going to be her stepmom , all right ? here 's an idea . wait a second . what if you and sam both get together and you both talk to her , huh ? ivy : fox -- fox : that 's a good idea . ivy : fox , that is going to seem like sam and i are ganging up on her . no , this turnaround of kay 's -- it just seemed to come out of the blue . i do n't know -- for whatever reason , i think she just does n't want to see you anymore . fox : well , yeah , that 's what i 've been trying to tell -- look , it just does n't make any sense . ivy : well , maybe it has to do with something else , fox . maybe it has to do with ethan or jessica . something else . honey , look , i hate to say this , i really do , but maybe it 's time you just forgot kay and moved on . [ scene_break ] [ door closes ] sam : kay , honey , what 's wrong ? kay : everything , dad . everything 's just awful . [ scene_break ] norma : here 's hoping this note makes it to you without you life 's empty and dull i 'll come find you soon as i 'm able to me , you 're much more than a skull oh . oh . norma : oh . edna , what -- what am i going to sing for an encore ? mrs. wallace : have you seen the time ? norma : i do n't know that song . can you hum a few bars ? mrs. wallace : oh , would you just forget about performing ? we should be halfway to tabitha 's by now . norma : tabitha -- mrs. wallace : mm - hmm . norma : [ as daddy ] kill her , buttercup . mrs. wallace : yeah . norma : kill the witch . [ normal voice ] oh , yes , daddy . she must get the ax . my ax . mrs. wallace : yes , yes , yes , and the sooner we get going , the sooner you 'll be able to give it to her . norma : what are you waiting for ? let 's go . mrs. wallace : ugh ! guard : uh - uh - uh -- where do you two think you 're going ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : well , here goes nothing . `` roses are red , violets are blue , love that was severed , make good as new . `` tabitha : ooh . this spell could work . oh , but if the boys below get wind of this , they could be blow me away . [ scene_break ] dan : what ? why are we stopping ? that slashed tire proves that ms. crane and noah are hiding something . geoff : even if it does , ms. crane asked us to leave , so we 're leaving . dan : but there is something -- geoff : that 's an order ! dan : ok , all right . dan : geoff -- geoff , look at this . these are tire tracks , big ones . you know , like from a truck or something . and they 're not that old . geoff : look , i do n't care if they 're alien footprints . look , we 're going to leave before ms. crane has both of our jobs . dan : fine , you can go . i 'm staying until i find out what 's really going on around here . [ scene_break ] theresa : so now you understand why noah helped me rescue ethan from the hospital ? if we had n't acted when we did , he would be dead right now . he 's not dead , fancy . he 's alive , and that means that there is still hope for him to recover someday . i just -- i want to say thank you . from the bottom of my heart , fancy , thank you for protecting me , and noah . and especially for protecting ethan . thank you . fancy : do n't touch me , theresa . you are still the reason ethan is in a coma . and do n't think i 'll ever forget that . fancy : just because i think ethan deserves a second chance does n't mean i think you do . [ next_on ] fox : are you trying to get me to break up with kay ? mrs. wallace : back ! back !
sam and ivy are still in the kitchen , still getting jiggy . they come up for air long enough to talk about their kid 's relationships , and sam is still happy fox and kay are getting along great . in walks fox , just in time to hear that , and he lets them know he and kay are anything but great , that she does n't want to see him again . sam tells ivy to talk to fox and try to get him to give kay another chance , which she pretends to agree with while silently swearing to do just the opposite . while talking , she finds out kay is the one who ended it after wigging out at the office , and he asks her to talk to kay and get her to come back to him . again , she swears she will never do that , while pretending to him that she will do what she can . meanwhile , kay is blaming tabitha 's spell for the problem , and threatens to expose her if she does n't undo it . the thing that makes her decide to try it , tho , is when kay tells her that if they do n't get back together , she and maria and future husbands and kids will all be living with her indefinitely . kay goes to talk to her dad while tabby casts her new spell , which seems to work but upsets the boys in the basement .
kay : my plan to use maria to get miguel -- it 's paying off , and soon he 's going to forget all about charity and marry me , and we 're going to be a real family with maria . tabitha : yeah , well , remember what i told you -- do n't be too cocky . things can change on a dime . the key is be prepared . kay : yeah . nothing 's going to change when it comes to my future with miguel . i mean , he , maria , and i -- we 're on the fast lane on the road to happiness , and charity -- she 's nothing more than a speed bump . [ knock on door ] charity : hey . where 's miguel ? i need to talk to him . tabitha : charity 's more than a speed bump . she 's a blinking roadblock . antonio : bring in a psychiatrist ? you think sheridan 's mental state is so bad that she needs professional help ? eve : i think with all the stress that she 's been under -- she 's been kidnapped , losing her baby , thinking she hears her baby crying , almost falling off a cliff -- yeah . and i think that her mental state could deteriorate even further very quickly . antonio : why is this happening to us ? i mean , first , sheridan loses her baby , and now you think she 's losing her mind ? sheridan : my baby . my baby . mrs. wallace : i ca n't find precious anywhere ! how 's the baby , huh ? [ mrs. wallace gasps ] mrs. wallace : merciful angels , what has happened to the baby ? beth : dr. gallagher said he 's still dehydrated , and hopefully this i.v . will help , but i stst -- i ca n't bear to see my son like this . mrs. wallace : this is not your son . this is sheridan 's son . and you have no one to blame for this child 's condition except your evil self ! dr. gallagher : i did n't want to alarm beth , but i just got back the latest test results . luis : they 're not good , are they ? dr. gallagher : no , they 're not . they 're not good at all . gwen : phyllis ? hi . it 's gwen . are you in charge of the staff tonight ? ok , because i 'm in the living room and i am still waiting for one of the servants to come in and take care of little ethan . can you please send someone right now ? ethan : hey , hey . hey . what is it , buddy ? little ethan : where 's mommy ? i want my mommy . theresa : damn julian and rebecca for doing this to me , for doing this to my son . woody : i -- i know you 're incensed , upset , and agitated , but fear not , little lady . tomorrow , we -- we shall gather and we will strategize and legalize and -- and determine a course of -- course of action that will ensure the quick and safe and accurate return of your child prodigy forthwith and therefore . theresa : no , no . tomorrow -- tomorrow -- it 's not -- tomorrow is not good enough , ok ? i 've got to go back to the mansion , i 've got to find my son , and i 've got to bring him home tonight ! pilar : no , theresa -- woody : well , well , before you do that , we should discuss my retainer . theresa : what ? woody : well , now , i -- i hate to use this word , but fighting the cranes wo n't be cheap . i 'm going to have to hire researchers and paralegals and -- and caterers in order to prevail against this awesome injustice that has been visited upon your personal person . theresa : i 'm -- i 'm broke . woody : oh , lord have mercy . i -- i said , lord have -- theresa : no , since i lost the title of mrs . julian crane , i have nothing . woody : oh , man . i -- theresa : mama , how am i going to afford to fight the cranes to get my son back ? singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life miguel : hey , charity . charity : hi . kay : thanks . miguel : what brings you back ? charity : i need to talk to you , miguel . hi . miguel : hey , guys . jessica : oh . miguel : what , are we having a party ? tabitha : i know i 'd like to raise a little hell . jessica : i just wanted to see my cute little niece again . reese : and i wanted to spend some quality time with my snuggle bear . jessica : i would love being with you , too , cuddle bear . and i wanted to show john that he has no reason to be afraid of endora . tabitha : now , you behave , endora . working undercover is a way of life for our side , ok ? miguel : you said you came to tell me something ? charity : yeah . luis and antonio went to the hospital with sheridan . miguel : why ? what happened ? charity : because sheridan fell off a cliff near the cemetery after the funeral . miguel : oh , my god . charity : yeah . precious saved her , along with luis and antonio . tabitha : oh . that precious is quite the simian . miguel : well , i need to call my brothers and see if there 's anything i can do for them or sheridan . charity : miguel , wait . kay : will she never shut up ? charity : look , miguel , there 's something else you need to know . it 's about little ethan . julian crane filed a complaint with child protective services claiming that theresa 's not a good mother . miguel : what ? charity : yeah , and c.p.s . came and took your nephew from your sister . then theresa showed up at the funeral , attacked julian crane . gwen 's mom fell into an open grave , and then , miguel , your mom tried to bury her alive . tabitha : i 'd have paid to see that . jessica : your mom thinks mrs . hotchkiss made mr . crane file the complaint against theresa to get even for theresa 's part in sarah 's death . miguel : well , i need to call theresa and my brothers and see if there 's anything i can do . charity : all right . i 'll come with you . kay : damn it ! gosh , miguel and i were having such a wonderful time with maria till cousin buttinsky showed up again . tabitha : yeah , well , go with him , kay . do n't let miguel be alone with charity . kay : you 're right . hey , jess , can you watch maria for a sec ? jessica : oh , reese and i would love to . kay : thanks . thanks . [ endora growls ] john : what was that ? tabitha : indigestion again . john : you know , your baby sure has a lot of indigestion , ms . lenox . tabitha : are n't you sweet to notice . hmm . do n't do it , endora . [ bells jingle ] john : oh , my god ! they 're alive ! tabitha : here we go again . mrs. wallace : now , you listen to me . this baby is suffering because of you , you and your lies . kidnapping and trying to pass it off as your son with luis -- it 's enough to make anybody sick , especially an innocent child ! beth : do me a favor , mother . go have another stroke . [ mrs. wallace gasps ] beth : or better yet , a fatal heart attack . luis : so how are the baby 's latest test results not good ? dr. llllagher : they show that your son is n't absorbing nutrients . luis : why not ? dr. gallagher : i ca n't say without running further tests , but there is something wrong with the baby 's intestinal tract . and if we ca n't turn this thing around , well , i -- luis : you what ? dr. gallagher : if we ca n't turn things around , your son could die . ethan : what is he doing here at the mansion ? gwen : he 's julian 's son . i mean , it 's only natural that child protective services would bring him here after declaring theresa an unfit mother . ethan : yeah , well , i know a little bit about julian 's parenting skills , given the fact that i thought he was my father for 20 years of my life . and trust me , little ethan would fare better being raised by a pack of wolves than by julian , ok ? the man is not fit to raise baby chickens , much less a child . little ethan should be with his mother . gwen : no , he shouldn't . ethan : gw , , why not ? i mean , she loves him with all her heart . gwen : but , ethan , that 's not the issue . the issue here is whether theresa can take care of little ethan , whether she can give him everything he needs . and obviously , child protective services does n't think theresa can . little ethan : where 's mommy ? i want my mommy . ethan : hey , buddy , your mommy 's not here , but , hey , you know that i 'm going to take care of you , right ? ok , well , here 's what i want you to do . i want you to awaw a really , really nice picture , ok ? something really special while i talk to gwen some more , ok ? all right . that 's a good guy . look , i know that you blame theresa for sarah 's death , but do punish this little guy by keeping him away from his mother just because you 're angry at theresa . gwen : i just ca n't believe you 're taking her side again . ethan : i am not taking her side . i 'm taking little ethan 's side . he 's an innocent in all of this . and i do n't want to see him suffer by being away from his mother . gwen : ethan , you promised me on sarah 's coffin that theresa was out of your life for good , but is she ? ethan : yes , i swear . gwen : i wonder abouthahat . you know , i wonder if the reason you 're so concerned about little ethan is because he 's an extension of theresa . maybe the reason you 're so passionate about him and his well - being is because you 're still passionate about theresa . pilar : you think i 'm going to let the cranes get away with this , take away your child , my grandson , without a fight ? antonio and luis can help in some way , i 'm sure . theresa : ok . what about sheridan ? sheridan -- she 's got millions if not billions of dollars . woody : ooh , be still my heart . theresa : we could have antonio ask sheridan to help us . pilar : no , he can not ! woody : ooh , ooh . more chest pains ? more ? there s why not , mama ? pilar : because sheridan 's mental state has been deteriorating since she lost her baby , and i still do n't know what happened to her at sarah 's funeral . the point is , mija , she has a lot of problems right now . we do n't need to add yours to the mix . it 's just too much of a burden . theresa : i understand . lalar : ok . theresa : i 'm going to take out a mortgage on the home . and as soon as i get a check , i 'll pay you . but you 'll go bat for me now , right ? woody : oh -- oh , indeed , theresa . of course i will . i will . i will climb that mountain of injustice , yes , i will . i will fight the good fight and -- and fight onward and upward against the jagged rocks of tyranny until i -- i reach the summit of vindicioion and the crest of victory , and like moses , i will come back down from that mountain with your progeny . but , first , i 'm going to need a stipend for dinner -- to ponder , to pontificate , to proceed , yes . perchance to dream , mm - hmm . pilar : there you go . woody : oh , there -- there 's a two drink minimum . yes . oh , plus gratuity . mm- hmm . ok , um -- i 'll see you ladies later , all right ? theresa : ok . woody : how do you say ? hasta manana . theresa : yeah . woody : you - all take care now . all right . bye . hello . pilar : oy . i 'm glad he 's gone . theresa : so am i , mama . now we can go to the mansion and i can see little ethan . pilar : esta loca , theresa ? i am sure rebecca has ordered crane security to shoot you on sight ! theresa : that 's why you got to sneak me in , mama . pilar : oh , god . please give me strength . theresa : please . i need to see my son . pilar : yeah . of course you do , of course you do . theresa : thank you . pilar : all right , all right . theresa : ok . pilar : i will get you in . and pray to god that nobyy catches us , because i shudder to think what will happen if they do . let 's go . ethan : you 're wrong . i 'm not passionate about little ethan 's wl - l - being because of any passion i have for theresa . i 'm his godfather . i just do n't want to see my godson hurt from your mother 's vendetta against theresa , ok ? little ethan is innocent . gwen : so was sarah . ethan : i know that . but two wrongs are n't going to make a right , gwen . what , what -- what 's wrong , bud ? how 's that picture coming , huh ? what 's wrong ? little ethan : oh . i want my mommy . theresa : oh , mama , little ethan , he 's upset . i 've got to go inside and see him . pilar : no , theresa -- shh ! you ca n't just barge in there . rebecca will have you arrested for trespassing . theresa : ok , well , then , what am i supposed to do , mama , because i ca n't stand to see him like this ? pilar : i know , i know . theresa : well , what do we do ? pilar : oh , look -- that 's wendy . she 'll probably take him to the nursery . we 'll go up the back stairs . theresa : ok . pilar : come on . we 'll see him there . theresa : oh , ok . ethan : ok , little ethan , this is wendy , ok ? she 's going to take you upstairs , all right ? wendy : we can look at your favorite pop - up book -- the one with the lions ? little ethan : lions ? wendy : yeah -- lions and tigers and bears . little ethan : oh , my . gwen : you see ? little ethan is going to be fine . he 'll adjust to living here without theresa . ethan : i do n't want my godson to adjust to being without his mother . gwen : you are forever theresa 's hero , are n't you ? ethan : honey , no . i am concerned about his welfare . and you know what ? i think deep down , past all your anger for theresa , you are , too . can you really live the rest of your life knowing that you had a part in keeping an innocent child away from its mother ? gwen : ethan , that 's not up to me . the courts are going to make that decision . rebecca : gwen , what 's wrong ? uh -- where -- where 's little ethan ? gwen : one of the servants took him up to the nursery . rebecca : well , i thought you were going to stay with him . gwen : i was . i was , but -- i just really do n't like the idea of little ethan being used as some sort of means of revenge . ok , maybe it was not a good idea to take him away from -- rebecca : no , no , no , no . gwen , this is no time to develop a conscience . theresa is going to have to suffer the loss of her child the same way you have . gwen : i know . but i just talked to ethan , and he seems determined to help his godson . rebecca : he did n't say he would help him legally , did he ? gwen : no , no . and he said theresa was out of his life for good , but he 's worried about little ethan . rebecca : well , ethan 's just going to have to worry . and as for the funeral- crashing fajita , i am going to make certain that she 's kept away from little ethan . oh , mark my words , gwen -- theresa is never going to be with her child again . little ethan : mommy ! theresa : oh , sweetheart . oh , my goodness . oh , my goodness . i missed you so much . pilar : wendy , you can go now . i will take care of little ethan . wendy : oh , but ms . hotchkiss said that -- pilar : no ! please . i will handle any trouble , ok ? wendy : yes , ma'am . theresa : oh , my goodness . you are such a wonderful , wonderful little boy . and do n't worry , ok ? i 'm not going to let anyone ever take you away from me , ok ? ever . ever . last night , apartment 7a used a regular breath - freshening toothpaste . [ bells jingle ] [ elves groan ] john : oh , my god ! reese , jessica ! tabitha : knock it off , endora . [ elves groan ] reese : what are you trying to tell us , john ? john : the elves ! they 're fighting with each other ! wait . i swear they were alive just now and they were going after each other like gladiators ! reese : you know , that 's how you used to look at me when i used to see strange doings over here at tabitha 's . jessica : but you were wrong , reese , just like john is now . reese : my therapist said the same thing . jessica : see , john ? it 's not moving . john : well , not now maybe , but -- jessica : these are figurines , not fighters . i think you 've had too many of mom 's sugar cookies . [ endora burps ] john : i guess , but -- what the heck is going on around here ? theresa : thanks for thinking of me , miguel . yeah , but i got to go . we 'll talk soon , ok ? miguel : sure . theresa : and , miguel ? miguel : yeah ? theresa : just learn from what i 've been through . your child is the most important thing in the world . do whatever you have to do to be with maria . do n't let anyone or anything take you away from her , ok ? miguel : i won't . i promise . charity : hey , what 's the matter ? you look upset . kay : what did theresa say ? rebecca : look , why do n't we go and play with the little boy so you can bond with him and ethan can see that you care about his godson . and then , eventually , we 'll convince ethan that theresa really is an unfit mother . gwen : i do n't think ethan is ever going to think that theresa is an unfit mother . pilar : theresa , mija , we have to go , ok ? now , rebecca could walk in here any minute . come on , mija . theresa : i do n't care about rebecca . i mean , she 's already taken my son away . what more could she possibly take ? pilar : knowing her , she could do horrible things , things that could hurt your chances of getting little ethan back . theresa : you 're right . i just -- i just want to be with him a little while longer , mama . pilar : i know , mija , but , no , ok ? we could be discovered any minute . antonio : sheridan , i wish you were n't hurting . i wish i could put a smile on that beautiful face of yours , but i think that the only thing that 's going to heal your hurt is time right now . and i just want you to know that i love you . i 'm always going to love you and i 'm going to be here for you no matter what , ok ? sheridan : thank you , antonio . i love you , too . so , where 's luis ? antonio : luis is with beth . their baby 's having some problems . sheridan : oh , no , not again . i heard kay bennett had problems with her baby , gwen 's daughter died , and my baby died when that kidnapper tried to escape with that sweet , little innocent life strapped in the car seat . and now beth 's baby is having problems again . oh , what is happening , antonio ? are all the babies of harmony cursed ? luis : you 're telling me that my son could die ? beth : what ? mrs. wallace : merciful angels ! beth : oh , my -- my god ! luis , no , he ca n't die ! luis : all right , beth . look , do n't freak out , ok ? dr. gallagher was just giving me the worst - case scenario . right , doc ? dr. gallagher : we 're doing everything we can for your son . beth : dr. gallagher , you have to save my baby . you have to ! [ alarms ] beth : what 's -- what 's happening ? dr. gallagher : the baby ! the wallace baby , code blue ! get a crash cart inside the cubicle , stat ! mrs. wallace : oh , my -- beth : oh ! luis : dr. russell , our baby . mrs. wallace : yes , he 's dying ! beth : you have to save my baby ! a hundred years ago now , the wright brothers took off . but not in these conditions . a canadian company that saves the world . a leader in north and south pole rescues . canadians with the wright stuff . on tonight 's global national with kevin newman . singer : you are my passion for life kay : did you talk to theresa ? reese : is mr . crane going to press charges agagainst theresa ? she got him pretty good at the cemetery . miguel : theresa did n't say anything about being arrested , reese . you know , she just said that she was going to fight to get her son back and that i should n't let anything or anyone keep me away from my child . kay : well , theresa 's right . i mean , we are so lucky to have our child , i mean , to be a family . and after we came so close to losing her . every second we have with her now is really important . miguel : you 're right , kay . you know , maria 's lucky to have such a loving mother . and such a loving cousin in you , charity . excuse me , i got to go call luis and antonio . antonio : oh , no , beth could be losing her baby . sheridan : what 's going on ? antonio : nothing , just the usual emergency room stuff . nothing to worry about , ok ? sheridan : oh , no . luis ' baby . he must be in more danger than we thought . antonio : sheridan , look , there 's nothing we can do , ok ? so just go back to bed and get some rest . sheridan : no , no , i can't . i have to go see about that baby . antonio : sheridan , i know you mean well , but -- eve : do you have any idea how many women would have had a psychotic episode , a breakdown by now with the trauma that she 's been through ? and so you 're going to add more stress to her life ? and then what 's going to happen ? maybe she 'll just shut down mentally just to keep herself from the pain , or go into a psychological coma . is that what you want ? luis : no , of course not . antonio : i just want sheridan to be back to her normal self -- healthy and happy . eve : then please stop saying and doing things that will exacerbate the situation . antonio : all right , look , if you insist on helping , i 'm going to go with you . come on . sheridan : luis , what 's happening with the baby ? luis : he 's not -- ahem -- absorbing nutrients like he should , so -- he 's weak . he 's very weak . sheridan : are you saying that the baby could -- could die ? antonio : no , 's 's not that bad , is it , luis ? i am -- i 'm sorry . [ baby cries ] sheridan : oh , it 's ok . it 's all right . you 're back in mommy 's arms . mommy loves you so much . no ! no , they have to save my baby ! they just have to ! theresa : leave me alone . please , i 'm just spending time with my son . pilar : ethan , we were just about to leave . ethan : theresa , look , i -- i do n't have a problem with you spending time with little ethan . in fact , i think he should be with you . and i think what rebecca and julian are doing is wrong . theresa : well , then help me fight them in court . ethan : you know i ca n't do that . i promised gwen that we would stay apart from one another , and i do n't intend to break that promise to her . theresa : yes , i know what you told me . well , i will win little ethan back without your help . pilar : theresa , we really should go . rebecca could walk in here any second . ethan : i agree with pilar . i think you should go before rebecca finds you . you do n't need to do anything that 'll give her more ammunition against you guys . theresa : ok . sweetheart , your mommy and your abuela have to get going now . little ethan : no , mommy , stay . theresa : oh , sweetie , i wish that i could , but -- i will not leave my child here ! i am taking him with me ! rebecca : oh , no , you 're not . rebecca : get away from that child this instant . theresa : you get lost . ok ? i 'm leaving , and i 'm taking my son with me . rebecca : you do that and i am going to call security . does little ethan know how to say `` stun gun `` ? pilar : rebecca -- rebecca : no , you do that and i 'm going to have you arrested -- for trespassing , breaking and entering , and kidnapping . and by the time you get out of jail , little ethan is n't going to be so little anymore . so , what 's it going to be ? theresa : you ca n't stop me , rebecca . ethan : theresa , do n't make things worse , ok ? rebecca : theresa , are you going to go on your own , or do i have to call security ? pilar : theresa , mija , por favor , tome una decision inteligente . theresa : ok . all right , sweetheart , mama 's got to go . but i 'm -- i 'll be with you soon , ok ? rebecca : not if i have anything to do with it . theresa : you are the meanest , most vicious -- pilar : theresita , mija , please , just go . i will take care of little ethan . ok . rebecca : well , thank you , pilar , but that wo n't be necessary . pilar : i am his grandmother , and i will be happy to do it . rebecca : hmm . and i am happy to fire you , on the spot . el job - o is gone - o . so vamoose . come on , get out of my house . pilar : you ca n't fire me . i work for the cranes . rebecca : oh , yes , and as julian 's fiancee , i am just a hair away from saying `` i do `` and becoming a crane . so , i say you 're fired . so come on , go back to the barrio whence you came . ethan : first , you take little ethan away from his mother , now you 're going to pull him away from his grandmother ? what kind of monster are you ? rebecca : yeah , and what kind of a monster is theresa when she seduced you when your wife was in the hospital with a difficult pregnancy ? this discussion is over ! i want them both out of the house or they 're both arrested . and , gwen , why do n't you come sing ethan a lullaby -- in english . little ethan : mommy ! mommy ! theresa : sweetheart -- rebecca : theresa , are you going to get out or be thrown out ? it is up to you . theresa : mommy loves you . and we are going to be together soon , i promise . pilar : vamos , mija . rebecca : no , theresa , you are never going to see your child again . antonio : sheridan , no , that 's beth 's baby in there , not yours . you understand that , do n't you ? sheridan : yes , i do . i mean , in my head i do . but in my heart and in my soul , i feel such a connection to that baby . i ca n't put it into words . i just feel something so deep inside of me , something almost primal that keeps drawing me back to that little boy . i just feel a connection to that baby . beth : doctor , how 's my baby ? eve : well , as dr . gallagher and i told you , martin 's feverish . he 's severely malnourished and dehydrated . dr. gallagher : switching his formula came nowhere close to achieving the results we 'd hoped for . eve : so we 're trying to do what we can to keep the baby 's organs from shutting down , but it 's touch and go . sheridan : oh , no . eve : look , sheridan , we 're doing everything we can to take care of beth and luis ' baby . we 're keeping him hydrated with i.v . fluids , but other than that -- sheridan : i have to see him . i have to see him now ! luis : sheridan , that 's beth 's baby , not -- sheridan : no , i have to see my baby ! i just -- i have to ! please ! p ! @ 8 you put a lot into your day . reese : john , listen , i know your cage is still a little rattled from seeing those elves come to life , but you 're not the only one . i used to see strange things around here , too . jessica : reese , do n't get on that `` tabitha is a witch `` kick again . you said you were wrong , that anyone who loved timmy as much as tabitha did could n't be an evil witch . reese : but strange things do happen around here . even you ca n't deny that . jessica : strange stuff happens all over town . as for the elves coming to life , maybe tabitha 's cat , fluffy , was under the table the elves were on and bumped into it , knocking them over , which made them look alive . john : maybe , but i do n't think so . reese : what 's up , best buddy ? miguel : still thinking about the advice that theresa and antonio gave me , you know , how completely opposite it is . you know , on the one hand , if i stay with charity , i 'm going to be apart from my child . you know , but if i 'm with maria , i 'm going to be away from charity . what do i do , reese ? you know , stay with my baby or be with the woman that i love ? reese : that 's a tough question . kay : do n't worry , miguel . i 'll make sure you choose maria and me , leaving charity out in the cold . little ethan : mommy , do n't leave me ! theresa : mama , little ethan -- he 's crying for me ! i -- i ca n't leave him here ! pilar : theresa , you must . at least , for now . please , mija , let 's go before rebecca has us arrested . theresa : rebecca ! rebecca , that cow ? she had you fired , mama ! she fired you ! pilar : mija , we have to trust that god will take care of us and punish that woman for what she 's done to you and your little boy . theresa : oh , i am going to get my son back , mama . i will . and then i 'm going to destroy julian . i 'm going to destroy rebecca and gwen . pilar : vamos . ethan : i ca n't believe that you fired pilar . i mean , hers has been a life of service to my mother and to the cranes . rebecca : oh , ethan , do n't worry about pilar . she 'll be fine . no , she 'll get unemployment and those -- those strange yellow blocks of cheese that the government gives people like her . but anyway , ethan , why do n't you help gwen take care of little ethan , and i 'll go get a servant to help watch him . ethan : sure , right after i make a call . rebecca : who could you be calling at this hour ? ethan : well , some people work for a living , rebecca . hey , big guy , come here , come here . gwen -- she 's a real nice lady , ok ? so she 's going to take care of you while i 'm gone . ok ? all right . gwen : well , thanks a lot , mother . you know , the only thing that you managed to accomplish tonight is to push ethan closer to theresa . rebecca : oh , gwen , do n't worry . ethan is just being ethan . but do n't worry . he 'll come around . and then you 'll have your husband again and i 'll be mrs . julian crane , and -- and we 'll have everything we want and victory will be ours at last . woody : whew . ah . hello . ethan : mr. stumper . it 's ethan winthrop . woody : ethan winthrop . i 'm shocked , alerted , and disconcerted ! now , to what do i owe the pleasure of this call ? ethan : i 'm going to tell you how to beat the cranes and win theresa 's custody case -- on one condition -- you keep my name out of it . woody : now , you 've represented ms . lopez hyphen fitzgerald before . why do n't you take the case ? ethan : i promised my wife that i would stay away from theresa , and i 'm not going to hurt gwen again . besides , i 'm going to help you . i even got some money for you . woody : legal advice and cold , hard cash , huh ? hmm . sounds to me like you still have a thing for the fair theresa . ethan : this is not about theresa , all right ? this is about my godson . woody : if you say so . ethan : i will not allow him to get hurt , no matter what i have to do . sheridan : please , you ca n't let anything happen to my baby ! luis : sheridan , you need to calm down , ok ? antonio : come on , let me get you back to your cubicle . sheridan : no , my baby needs me ! eve : sheridan , honey , you 're having a panic attack . i 'm gog g to get you a sedative . sheridan : no , please , no -- mommy 's coming , sweetheart ! i wo n't let anything happen to you ! mrs. wallace : you have destroyed sheridan 's life -- sheridan : please , my baby ! mrs. wallace : her mind , and now her baby 's going to die . oh , it is over for you , beth . sheridan : please , just let me be with my baby ! mrs. wallace : it 's over for you , luis , and sheridan . sheridan : please -- please , just let me be with my baby ! luis : sheridan -- theresa : how can he turn his back on little ethan , i mean , when we need him most ? ethan : theresa must never know that i 'm paying her legal fees . gwen : i 've never seen her like this before . it 's like she 's lost her soul . rebecca : since when have you and whitney been seeing each other ? julian : i told you to stay away from whitney . fox : yeah , and i told you to back off .
luis 's baby is getting weaker and the pediatrician fears the worst . sheridan is demanding that she be allowed to see the baby . she insists that she feels a connection to the infant . john sees toy stuffed elves come to life at tabitha 's , thanks to endora . reese tells john that strange things happen at tabitha 's house all the time , but it 's hard to get anyone to believe .
rebecca : you did n't come to my room last night , julian . that 's after i went to all that trouble to get that leather shepherdess outfit . hmm . ah , thank goodness i canceled the sheep . julian : um , i was too preoccupied . rebecca : for sex ? that does n't sound like my pookie . julian : i simply can not come to terms with what we have done to theresa . i mean , there 's no denying that she loves her son . to have her declared an unfit mother , to have her child ripped from her arms , it 's -- i jus can not imagine the pain she 's going through . rebecca : well , i , for one , am enjoying every moment . i only wish i could 've seen the look on theresa 's face when her lawyer told her that he could not overturn the c.p.s . decision . julian : yes , that 's because i paid off that crooked judge reilly . rebecca : well , all is fair in love and custody . besides , little ethan is your son , too , you know . julian : theresa will never give up until she gets her child back . her attorney will file appeal after appeal . rebecca : well , she ca n't afford it . neither can anyone else in her working- class family . so tresa can fight us all she wants . she is never going to get her baby back . never . fox : so any progress getting little ethan back ? theresa : um , i hired an attorney . fox : good . theresa : woody stumper . whitney : oh . theresa : he thought that he could get my son back last night , but the judge said no . fox : i think your lawyer just learned a hard lesson on what it 's like when you go up against my family with all their money and power . theresa : i tried to warn him . whitney : you 're not going to give up trying to get little ethan back , though , right ? theresa : oh , no . no , no , no , i 'm never giving up . it 's just that i have realized that it 's going to be a long , tough battle against the crane machine . i 'm just -- i 'm really worried that i 'm not going to get my son back . and ethan -- god , how could he desert me ? you know , how could he turn his back on little ethan and me when we need him most ? woody : ethan winthrop . ha ! right on time . come on in . hey , have a seat . come on . ethan : thank you . woody : can i get you some coffee ? ethan : no , no . no , thanks . i just want to get down to business , if that 's all right . woody : well . ethan : look , here , i 've researched hunddsds of child - custody cases . i pulled the ones that are going to be helpful in getting little ethan back to theresa . woody : man , this work must have taken you hours . i 'd have charged megabucks for something like this . ethan : yeah , that 's why i did it . theresa does n't have that kind of money . woody : yes . let 's get something straight . the cranes -- going to war against the cranes , it 's going to take heavy - duty preparation -- like every hour of every day , and woody stumper 's pro bono days are long gone . ok , ok , ok . i never did pro bono , all right , but i do n't intend to start now . as much as i care about theresa -- ethan : look , look , look , as i told you , i 'm going to help . woody : you 're serious about this , are n't you ? ethan : i 'm going to pay whatever tresa ca n't , ok ? as long as little ethan gets back to his mother , where he belongs -- that is all that matters . antonio : hey , gwen . gwen : hey , antonio . antonio : i 'll let sheridan know you 're here , see if she 's up . gwen : wait just a second . i wanted to talk to you for a minute . i hear that sheridan had some kind of breakdown at the hospital last night about luis and beth 's baby ? antonio : the baby 's sick . sheridan keeps insisting that it 's hers and that she needed to be with it . it was all i could do to bring her back here to the house . i 'm really worried about her , gwen . i mean , emotionally , physically , she 's not herself . gwen : she is still recovering from losing her baby . antonio : but she wo n't eat , she barely sleeps . she has n't showered or washed her hair in days . it 's like she does n't care about anything . gwen : i understand how she 's feeling . antonio , there are mornings where it 's a struggle for me just to get out of bed . antonio : i know , gwen , but at least you 're trying , i mean , you 're functioning . she 's not even doing that . she 's not getting past this . she 's not getting any better . i mean , it 's like i 'm watching the woman that i love deteriorate right before my eyes . pilar : i 'm sorry i was n't here last night . i was helping antonio with sheridan . she 's had such a terrible time , mijo . luis : i know . i just talked to antonio . she 's getting worse . i should be there with her . lar : your brother will take good care of her . he loves her very much . luis : not like i do . pilar : mijo , please , this is not the time . beth needs you and that little baby needs you . luis : i know . i know , ok ? that 's why i 'm here . i 'm just worried about sheridan , too . beth : eve . is there any news on the baby ? eve : yes . but i 'm afraid it is n't good . it is n't good at all . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life 's flu season . theresa : how could ethan turn his back on his godson ? whitney : well , i 'm sure he wants to help you , but you know he promised gwen that he would stay away from you . theresa : but gwen of all people should know what it 's like for a mother to lose her child . whitney : well , her mother 's the one who 's behind all of this , anyway . fox : you 're right , and rebecca hates you . that 's not a secret , right ? theresa : yeah . i understand rebecca wanting to hurt me . i just do n't understand why she wants to hura a helpless child . and ethan -- how can he just , like , stand by and allow little ethan to be brought up in the crane mansion ? he grew up in that horrible place . it 's a cold , loveless household . fox : yeah , i can vouch for that . theresa : i 'm never going to forgive him for this . never . fox : hey . hey , listen , do you want me to talk to him ? i 'll talk to him . theresa : no . you 're , like , the last person that he would listen to . fox : probably right . theresa : i 'm just going to have to fight julian and rebecca on my own . and it 's going to take a lot of money . and i have nothing . fox : here . i want you to have this . it was a gift from alistair , so it does n't have any sentimental value at all , but it 's worth a couple of thousand dollars . you can sell it , give the money to your lawyer . theresa : no . fox : no , theresa , take it , i insist . take it . theresa : ok . thanks . you guys are really od to me -- the best . whitney : you know we 'll do whatever we can to help you get little ethan back . theresa : i know you guys will . it 's just the truth is it 's going to cost a lot of money to fight the cranes , and i just -- i do n't know how i 'm going to come up with the money to pay the legal fees . ethan : look , whatever your fee is , i 'll pay it . woody : as a lawyer , you do realize how much this could end up costing ? ethan : of course i do . but i 'm willing to pay whatever the cost is . little ethan needs to be with his mother . woody : theresa 's going to be one very grateful young lady . ethan : listen , theresa must never know that i 'm involved , and you need to give me your word that you will not tell her that i 'm paying her legal fees . woody : all this work and expense and you do n't want any credit . what 's your angle , ethan ? ethan : there 's no angle . little ethan belongs with theresa . it 's plain and simple . she is a wonderful , loving mother , and i know that she will give him a happy and good life . if that boy has to stay with the cranes , god knows how he 'll turn out . i wo n't let that happen . i will not allow my godchild to grow up in a house without love . woody : very noble , counselor . if you 're not careful , you 're going to give our profession a good name . ethan : hmm . yeah , well , there are some things i have to do , so i 'll be back later with your retainer . woody : ooh , sounds good . in the meantime , i 'm going to go over these cases you prepared and i 'm going to prepare myself to file an appeal . ethan : just make sure you win it . see you later . woody : call my cell , ethan . i may be at the book cafe . oh , and , ethan -- the cranes have a lot of firepower . they 're not going to be easy to beat . ethan : well , we 're going to try , woody . we have to for little ethan 's sake . rebecca and julian -- they got to be stopped . julian : where is that stock market report ? i 've rung three times and no one in this entire house has responded ! rebecca : do n't worry , you 'll get your report . julian : when , next week ? where 's pilar ? oh , god , that 's right -- you fired her . no wonder everything here is in shambles . rebecca : julian , it 's just a settling - in period . do n't worry . and i 'm glad there 's one less lopez - fitzgerald on the property . i mean , i did n't even like going near sheridan 's cottage -- unless it 's summer by the pool and luis and antonio are in their speedos . julian : oh , really , rebecca . rebecca : julian . julian : what now ? rebecca : almost forgot -- sheridan . i mean , she 's married to antonio and she 's in love with luis . julian : well , that 's hardly news . rebecca : but they 're both theresa 's brothers . julian : and your point is ? rebecca : well , essentially , they 'll do anything to help bring theresa back her baby , and then sheridan will undoubtedly want to pay for the lawyer . julian : well , they 'd never accept money from a woman . they have too much macho latino pride . rebecca : oh , no . no , no , they wo n't have to , because once sheridan sees them mortgaging their little homes and trying to pawn off all their cheap little jewelry , her heart is going to bleed . oh , no , and then she 'll bankroll the whole thing . now , julian , we can not let that happen . no , no , you control sheridan 's accounts , so you just have to call the bank and freeze all of her accounts . it 's the only way . julian : no , no , this is going too far . rebecca : no , no , no , what is going too far is for me c call t.c . and tell him all about you and eve . julian : not that again . rebecca : again and again . julian , make the call and freeze sheridan 's accounts now . gwen : hi . sheridan : hey . gwen : well , looks like i caught you before you even had a chance to shower or get dressed . and knknow that i can not meet the day before i take a nice shower , so -- sheridan : no , it does n't matter . gwen : ok . antonio : know what , i 'm going to go make us some breakfast . gwen : that 's a good idea . i mean , i 'm starved , and , sheridan , i 'm sure you are , too . yeah . sit down . honey , you look tired . sheridan : oh , gwen , i ca n't sleep . gwen : i 'm having trouble sleeping , too . but , you know , it 's important that we get our rest , ok , because things look so much worse when we 're tired . sheridan : i 'm sorry i did n't stay for the funeral . i just couldn't . i heard my baby crying . gwen : honey , you just imagined that . sheridan : yeah , that 's what everybody keeps telling me . antonio : hey , there . how about some huevos rancheros ? gwen : mmm . antonio : what do you say ? that 's your favorite . sheridan : you know , i 'll go make us all some coffee . gwen : but , sweetie , it 's already made . i mean , you have a cup right here . sheridan : oh . yuyeah , yeah , i forgot . you know , this is probably old now . i 'll go make us a fresh pot . gwen : ok . gwen : i 've never seen her like this before . it 's like she 's lost her soul . antonio : i 'm telling you , gwen , i 'm worried . i 'm really worried . beth : what 's wrong with our baby , eve ? eve : i looked over his vitals from last night and from this morning and there 's been no improvement , absolutely none . luis : yeah , but what about the new treatment you started ? eve : he has n't responded to anything that we 've tried , and believe me , we 've tried everything . luis : so what now ? eve , there 's got to be something . eve : well , dr . gallagher , the pediatrician , i 'm sure when she returns that she 's going to want to run more tests . i can keep you updated on his condition , but she 's the expert . all i can really tell you is that for whatever reason , your baby 's digestive system is not absorbing the nutrients he needs from his formula or from any formula that we 've given him . he 's not even getting what he needs from the i.v . fluid . beth : yeah , but all of my baby books have entire chapters on nourishment -- how it 's critical for their development of their body and their brain . what if he does n't get what he needs ? luis : so essentially what you 're saying is our baby is starving . eve : yes , in simple terms , that would be it . beth : oh , my god . eve : we are keeping him hydrated , but his body is so depleted of the vitamins and nutrients that he needs . pilar : how long -- how long can e baby survive without nutrients , eve ? eve : a new little baby like this ? not long . beth : oh , my god . theresa : it 's killing me being away from little ethan . you know , i just -- i think about him in that house , surrounded by people he does n't know , frightened , looking for his mommy . whitney : how can the courts allow this to happen ? fox : someone in my family must have got to a judge . theresa : well , there has got to be a judge that the cranes ca n't buy . fox : i do n't know , not likely . whitney : i just wish there was something that i could do . theresa : well , there is . look , you know how nobody in my family can see little ethan , and rebecca , she fired mama , so he does n't even have his grandmother to be with him , but you could see him . whitney : what , me ? theresa : yeah . yeah , yeah , i mean , he knows you . you could visit him , you could spend time with him , you could tell him that i love him and that i miss him and not to be scared and that we 'll be together soon . whitney : look , i would love to go over there and see little ethan , but rebecca knows that we 're best friends . she 'll know that i was coming over there to see little ethan for you and she would throw me right out . fox : well , there 's one way that she wo n't be able to throw you out . theresa : how ? fox : she ca n't throw you out if you 're my girlfriend , right ? theresa : oh , my god , that 's brilliant . whitney : girlfriend ? fox : yeah , you know , it 'll just be like a hoax thing . whitney : well , yeah , of course . theresa : please . please , whitney , you 've got to do this . as fox 's girlfriend , you can be at the mansion as much as you want . please , i need to know that little ethan 's ok . say you 'll do this . whitney : um -- sure . ananything for you and little ethan . sure . fox : yeah , we 'll do it for little ethan . theresa : you guys are the best . you are totally the best . the best pretend couple i know . you put a lot into your day . rebecca : maybe we should have twin harps , one on either side of the altar . oh , harps always make a wedding so classic -- ooh , and not to mention classy . julian : god , i should 've unloaded this stock months ago . rebecca : where 's my list of the wedding music ? you know , i ca n't find a thing . whoever cleaned this room this morning has just totally made a mess of all my wedding files . julian : well , that 's what you get for firing all the help . rebecca : i am glad pilar is gone . i 'm thrilled . in fact , it 's long overdue . oh , and speaking of overdue , when are you going to call the bank and freeze sheridan 's assets ? julian : rebecca -- rebecca : well , we can not allow your sister to help to pay for theresa getting her son back . julian : i do n't like this . rebecca : you 're going to like it a whole lot less in traction , which is where you 're going to be when i tell t.c . that you 've been doing the deed with his sainted wife . [ door closes ] rebecca : hmm . did someone just come in ? fox : here we go . whitney : thank you . fox : mm - hmm . rebecca : uh , what are you two doing here ? fox : yeah . yeah . i live here , remember ? rebecca : no , what i meant is , what are two doing here together ? fox : well , i came to play with little ethan out in the snow , perhaps , and plus i want to spend a little time with my girlfriend . rebecca : girlfriend ? since when have you and whitney been seeing each other ? fox : since l.a. , and what 's with the third degree ? i can date whoever i want , and i will . sorry , honey , i told you my family was a little strange , so -- whitney : mm - hmm . rebecca : uh , well , then why do n't you two , before you go out in the cold , come on in and have a nice hot cup of coffee ? whitney : hmm -- fox : that sound good to you ? rebecca : well , i would have a chance then to have a little chat with whitney . fox : ok . ok . listen , you 're going to be under a microscope in there , ok , so you 'd better put on a pretty good act , ok ? good . rebecca : ethan . why do n't you join us ? julian : whitney . is fox treating you well ? whitney : very well , mr . crane . fox has been great . actually , we 're getting pretty close . julian : i told you to stay away from whitney . fox : yeah , and i told you to back off . julian : you do anything to hurt her , you 'll answer to me . fox : thank you so much for always thinking the best of me . julian : you 've been warned . fox : you know , some people might find it strange that you 're so protective of dr . eve and her daughter . some people may start to think that there 's more going on than you 'd like to admit . julian : that 's enough , fox . fox : strike a nerve , did i ? fox : we 're being watched , so we 'd better start acting like a couple . whitney : ok . antonio : thanks for getting here so fast . eve : your message said that it was an emergency ? antonio : yeah . sheridan 's getting worse . eve : oh , i talked to a psychiatrist , and from the way i described her , he thinks she 's definitely suffering from a clinical depression . antonio : i just ca n't believe that . so what do we do ? eve : well , the psychiatrist wants to see her when he gets in from boston and i think he 's going to put her on some medication . antonio : well , whatever he thinks is going to help . it 's just that i 'm worried about her . i mean , she 's not eating , she 's not sleeping , she 's not wearing clean clothes . eve : yeah , it 's very disturbing . i have to find a way to help her . gwen : you know what i think would do us a world of good ? sheridan : what ? gwen : let 's get away for a few days -- you know , go to the spa and do nothing but relax and get massages . i think it would make us feel so much better . sheridan : i just do n't think i can feel anything . antonio : sheridan ? eve 's here . eve : sheridan . so what 's this antonio tells me , you 're not eating ? sheridan : i 'm just not hungry . eve : yeah , but , honey , you have to eat . going for too long without food poses a serious hazard to your health . you ululd die . sheridan : die ? eve : and not sleeping just makes it worse . your body can not take it , sheridan . sheridan : i could die ? eve : yes . sheridan : then i 'd be with my baby . i could be with my baby . singer : you are my passion for life sheridan : if i died , i could be with my baby . antonio : sheridan , hey . sheridan : i 'm going to go lay down now . eve : i do n't think that sheridan should be alone . gwen : hey . you know what , why do n't i draw you a nice hot bath ? it 'll help you relax . eve : then i 'll give you some medication to help you sleep . gwen : i mean , sweetheart , you are exhausted . sheridan : no , no , i ca n't sleep . eve : oh , sheridan , but you must , honey . your body needs rest . i 'm very worried about you . i know the kind of pain that you 're going through . i 've felt it , too . i lost my baby . and a part of you feels like you do n't know how you 're going to go on , and the other part of you feels like you 're not even sure that you want to . but you have to . and not just for the people who love you but for the memory of the baby that you lost . sheridan : my baby . eve : yes . you 're a strong young won , n , sheridan , and you have to find a way to go on . you listening to me ? luis : so you 're not giving up on getting ethan back , are you ? theresa : no . i 'm never going to give up on getting ethan back . it 's just i do n't know how i 'm going to pay for the attorney , and it 's going to cost a fortune to fight the cranes . luis : all right , so i 'll get an advance on my pension . theresa : no . no , no , no , luis . pilar : i 'm still planning to get a mortgage out on the house . theresa : but we ca n't do that now that you lost your job , mama . luis : what ? theresa : rebecca fired mama . luis : she ca n't do that . pilar : well , she did , mijo . do n't worry , there are other jobs . we will come up with what we need to get little ethan back , ok ? theresa : thank god for my family . luis : yeah , well , look , we 're not going to let julian and rebecca get away with this , ok ? i 'm not just going to sit back and let them take away your -- your little son , ok ? we 're going to get him back . theresa : luis ? luis : all right ? theresa : you know , i would n't suggest this if things were n't so desperate , but can you ask sheridan ? pilar : theresita , i already said no , mija . luis : look , i -- i do n't really think that 's a good idea . theresa : luis , my boy is gone . i know that you 've always said that you never wanted to take money from the cranes , but , you know , sheridan , she 's not like them . i think that she 'd want to help . pilar : maybe your sister 's right , luis , huh ? theresa : see , please , this -- this is a desperate situation . i just -- i could n't live without my little boy , luis . luis : all right , ok . all right , i 'll ask her . but i 'm going to pay her back every cent , ok ? theresa : thank you . i just -- god , i hope it 's enough to get my son back . fox : you got to try this croissant . it 's amazing . whitney : mmm . rebecca : well , whitney , how is your mother ? whitney : oh , she 's fine , thank you . rebecca : yes , dr . eve is such a wonderful woman . oh , she 's just a caring mother , a devoted wife -- the kind of woman that would never keep a secret from her family , the kind of woman that would never deceive her husband . oh . oh , my . would n't it just be dreadful if we were to find out it was all an act , that dr . eve was not as nearly moral as we all perceived her to be . oh , well , that would never happen , now -- would it ? whitney : no , of course not . my mother is the most honest , moral woman that i 've ever known , rebecca . rebecca : spoken like a loving daughter . oh , is n't that sweet , julian ? o julian : i 'm going to make a phone call . rebecca : hmm . take your time , pookie . fox : yeah , i 'm going to go get little ethan , get in some play time before lunch . whitney : ok . fox : i 'll be right back , honey . ethan : fox , wait a minute . you going to see theresa later ? fox : probably . yeah , why ? ethan : never mind . forget about it . she probably hates me right now , anyway , huh ? fox : no . no , ethan , she does n't hate you . she should hate you , but she doesn't . she 's disappointed in you . so am i. i do n't get it . it 's one thing to be mad at her , even blaming her for gwen 's and your baby dying -- ethan : wait a minute , i do n't blame her . fox : but to take it on her by taking her baby away from her ? ethan : fox , i did n't do that . fox : that 's exactly what you 're doing by not doing anything at all , ethan . ethan : no , that 's -- fox : you know what , actions speak louder than words , ok ? ethan : hold on a second , hold on a second . fox : what ? ethan : what is this thing with whitney ? i mean , i thought it was theresa that you were so in love with . fox : ahem , so much for your keen perception , ethan . whitney 's alwagleen the woman that i 've been in love with since the beginning . she 's the only woman i 've exdloved . e a day . ethan : your retainer . it 's all there . if you need more , you just let me know . i 'll make the arrangements . woody : you still want to keep this between you and me , right ? ethan : yes , yes , that 's what i told you . woody : well , then you 'd better take off because i 'm meeting theresa here in a few minutes . ethan : right . woody : ethan ? you sure you do n't want to come clean and tell theresa ? ethan : yes , i 'm positive . i do n't want her to know i 'm involved in any way . woody : it would make you a hero , and girls , they love heroes . ethan : woody , this is about little ethan , nothing more . woody : you ca n't spin a spinner , ethan . i have a feeling that this is about a whole lot more than just helping little ethan . ethan : look , just do the job and worry about the job that i 'm paying you for , ok ? you do n't have to concern yourself as to why i 'm doing it . woody : fair enough . you know , but i just ca n't help but be curious why a guy who has such a reputation for honesty ca n't be honest about his real reasons for wanting to help little ethan and theresa . but like you said , it 's none of my concern . pilar : how 's little ethan , mija ? theresa : fox and whitney are just about to go play with him . you know , they 're being wonderful , they 're being so supportive -- everyone is , thank you . except for ethan , you know ? he turned his back on me and little ethan . well -- i 've got to go meet with that attorney , so -- i 'll be praying for your son . beth : thank you . theresa : you 're welcome . luis : hey , i 'm going to help you find a way to pay for your attorney , ok ? theresa : oh , thank you . luis : do n't worry . theresa : luis , i mean , i just -- you know , i just feel like no matter how much money we come up with , it 's just -- it 's not going to be enough . luis : hey , shh . hey , we 're going to get little ethan back , ok ? i promise . theresa : ok . luis : ok ? theresa : all right . pilar : come on , mija , i 'll walk you out . theresa : ok . bye . beth : bye . luis : how you holding up ? beth : i do n't know . i just feel so helpless , you know ? luis : beth , come on , they 're doing the best they can , ok ? he 's getting the very best of care . beth : i know , but i 'm scared . luis : we just have to pray he 's going to get better . beth : but what if he does n't ? luis : do n't think that way , ok ? you ca n't do that . you have to believe he 's going to be ok , all right ? beth : yeah . rebecca : i trust you called the bank and froze all of sheridan 's assets ? julian : what choice did i have ? rebecca : none . i just wanted to make sure you were being a good pookie . julian : if sheridan wants to help theresa , she will no have access to her accounts . rebecca : wonderful . now i can go ahead and plan the wedding of the year . hmm . this coffee really is bad . i mean , the whole morning is going badly . nobody laid out my clothes , nobody drew my bath . julian : this entire house is in disarray . i mean , since you fired pilar , everything is in shambles . i want you to hire her back . rebecca : never ! no , she 'd just come here and try to take little ethan away . or worse , she 'd kill me . julian : all the more reason to hire her . rebecca : what did you say , pookie ? julian : nothing , my love . nothing at all . whitney : here , put your hand in here . there you go . fox : there we go . whitney : hey , fox , can i ask you something ? fox : sure , anything . whitney : i overheard you and ethan talking before . i was n't eavesdropping or anything . i just walked in on the end of your convertion . fox : what did you -- what did you hear ? whitney : i heard you tell ethan that i 'm the woman that you 're in love with . fox : right . um -- that 's just because of the -- we 're -- the act , the boyfriend - girlfriend thing for -- whitney : oh . right . i mean , i totally should 've known that , right ? fox : that 's ok , that 's ok . so -- so here we go , little ethan . you ready to learn about snowball fights , huh ? little ethan : yeah ! fox : yeah ? he grows up in this house , he 's going to have to learn something about fighting . whitney : well , let 's hope he does n't have to and theresa gets him back . fox : yeah , i sure hope so . but , you know , i know my family . i know they 're not going to make it easy . come on , let 's go . all right , watch your head on the way out , big guy . theresa : wow . this is a lot of research . i mean , it must have taken you hours . woody : oh , no . well , i -- i guess you could say that , yeah . theresa : i -- i do n't know how i 'm going to pay for this . woody : do n't you worry about that , theresa . i 'm going to do whater it takes to get your boy back . theresa : and here i thought that the most important thing to you was money . woody : well , my motives are often misunderstood . i guess that 's kind of like my cross to bear , huh ? theresa : i 'm so sorry i misjudged you . it 's just that i lost my faith in people when someone i thought i could count on -- he let me down . he turned his back on not only me but my son . woody : i 'm going to help you , theresa . in fact , i -- i 'm going to file an appeal in court this afternoon . we 're going to get your boy back . you watch . you 'll see . theresa : at least i know i can count on you , woody . thank you . gwen : so , i have drawn you a nice hot bath . it 's going to help you relax . sheridan : i do n't need a bath . antonio : come on , sheridan , it 'll make you feel better . gwen : yeah , and why do n't i -- i 'll keep you company . antonio : come on . antonio : you see what i mean ? she has no interest in anything . eve : what really bothers me , though , is that comment she made about not eating , that if she dies she can be with her baby ? antonio : well , that concerns me , too . eve : i think this is more serious than i thought . we have got to do something to help her before it 's too late . beth : the doctor 's been in there a long time examining the baby . what could be happening ? luis : ok . doctor , how -- how is he ? is he better ? dr. gallagher : i 'm sorry . no , he isn't . frankly , your baby 's taken a turn for the worse . his condition is critical . pilar : dear god . tabitha : i do n't want company now , especially not that company . dr. gallagher : i think it 's time for you to call a priest to have the baby baptized . sheridan : no , my baby ca n't die ! i ca n't lose him ! eve : sheridan 's on the verge of a complete breakdown and this is the only we can help her .
theresa continues to be upset that little ethan was taken away from her by cps . she realizes that it is going to be a difficult struggle to regain custody . gwen stopped by to see sheridan , who continues to be in a deep depression over the loss of her child . sheridan is certain that beth 's child is hers , but no one believes her .
chad : yes or no , whitney . i need an answer . are we going to get married right away , or are we going to break up ? whitney : you know , this is n't exactly how i imagined this happening . god , chad , i hate ultimatums . why are you pressuring me like this ? chad : whitney , i think i 've been pretty patient . you know i love you , whitney . stop these silly suspicions . i 've done everything i can to reassure you , and -- whitney , i ca n't go on like this . we share a bed together , yet you wo n't even let me touch you . i need an answer now , whitney . are we going to get married as soon as possible or not ? [ scene_break ] ethan : so everything i need to know about jared is right in here ? j.t . : i dug and dug and got some good dirt on your pal . ethan : he 's not my pal . i knew i was right about that guy . i knew it . i 'm gon na get theresa the hell away from him before she makes a mistake she 'll regret forever . j.t . : like marry him ? ethan : do n't , do n't even say something like that , all right ? let 's see what you found , huh ? what the hell is this ? it 's empty . [ scene_break ] theresa : well , what did you want to ask me ? jared : all right . now that i 'm here right now , i do n't really know how to start . um , i 've never really talked to anyone about this before , and i did n't think i 'd be this nervous . theresa : you do n't have to be nervous . you can ask me anything . it 's ok . what is it ? [ scene_break ] man : charity , whatever happens , kay ca n't find out about us . she 's a sweet girl , but she would n't understand . kay : no , i do n't understand . woman : i understand . of course we have to keep it quiet . my cousin , kay , ca n't ever find out we 're in love . it would hurt her so much . man : charity , i think it 's hot putting on an act in front of kay and seeing you on the side . woman : that 's terrible . my character would n't put up with a selfish man like that . miguel , that does n't sound like you . fox : what -- what are you doing ? woman : ad - libbing . you have no idea how to write a love scene . man : i 'm -- i 'm sorry , charity ? woman : you 're forgiven , miguel . i 'll forgive you anything as long as our sweet , sweet love goes on until the end of time . [ scene_break ] miguel : charity , i need your help , big time . charity : anything , miguel , you know that . miguel : what we had was amazing while it lasted , but it 's over . we 've both moved on and i 'm glad you 're happy , and i 've found happiness here in harmony with kay . but for some reason , she thinks i 'm still in love with you . charity : why would she think that ? we have n't spoken in years now . miguel : exactly . i have no idea , which is why i need you to call her and tell her the truth . tell her that we have n't seen each other , or even spoken to each other , since you left town . luis : let 's hope this works . maybe i was wrong to use police resources to help miguel find charity . well , like they say -- all 's fair in love and war . let 's give fancy a call again . fancy 's voice : hey , you 've reached fancy . leave a message . luis : hey , fancy . it 's me , luis , calling you again . it 's getting a little old . well , call me . i love you . luis : kelly , what are you still doing here ? kelly : i 'm going . what , no compliments on this knockout dress ? luis : the dress is great , but are n't you supposed to be on the stakeout with burt ? kelly : well , i was supposed to go , but fancy volunteered to take it in my place so i could go to my christmas party . luis : what ? kelly : you did n't know ? fancy seemed really eager . luis : damn her . [ scene_break ] man : that 's it , fight back . i like it . man : you like it , do n't you ? you never had it this way , did you ? fancy : no ! [ scene_break ] fox : ok , now really give it to kay . i want this to be the end of it . man : i appreciate how understanding you are . not many women would be content with this situation . but if you wo n't marry me , i feel obligated to marry kay for our daughter 's sake -- maria 's sake . woman : children -- that 's what it 's all about , is n't it , miguel ? fox : stick to the script . woman : it 's a terrible script . you do n't know how to write women -- or at all , for that matter . man : uh , i -- i feel obligated to marry kay for our daughter 's sake . woman : you already said that , lover . man : right . uh , i really do want to be there for our daughter . she needs her father growing up . but you , charity , you 're the woman in my heart . i love you so , so , so , so , so , so much . woman : besides being terrible , this is cruel . fox : i am paying you , remember ? now just read it like i wrote it . woman : i love you , too , miguel . my love for you is as deep as the raging , tempestuous ocean . man : my love for you is as high as the azure sky . it 's as high as the cold reaches of outer space . fox 's voice : i hate to hurt kay this way , but it 's for her own good . i 've got to get her to cut her ties to miguel so she 'll marry me . woman : my love for you burns as hot as the incandescent lava at the center of the earth . what ? fox : i was watching a science show when i wrote it . keep going . man : like tectonic plates that move continents , our love is unstoppable . [ scene_break ] miguel : kay wo n't even listen to a word i say , charity . the only way to convince her we 're through is if you come back to harmony . charity : miguel , i 'm so sorry . i understand your problem , but i ca n't come back to harmony . do n't you remember how it was before i left ? miguel : no , i remember my heart being broken . charity : miguel , i -- it 's hard for me even to think about that . my memories are so painful . i was so hurt when i found out that kay was pregnant with your child . miguel : i know . charity : and what happened in that cave -- miguel , i loved you , but what i remember most about harmony is that evil stalked me everywhere i went . miguel : strange things have happened here . charity : that 's a bit of an understatement , do n't you think ? i 've started a new life , miguel . i 've cut myself off from my past . i 'm happy . i 'm so sorry , but i do n't think i can face the idea of going back to harmony . miguel : please , charity . charity : miguel , try to understand . harmony is full of bad memories . i mean , my god , my mom burned to death almost as soon as we moved there . can you understand how painful it would be for me ? miguel : yes , i can . i can . [ scene_break ] luis : i gave fancy a direct order . i told her not to take part in that stakeout . god , i ca n't believe her . kelly : i 'm sorry , luis . luis : well , it 's not your fault . i 'm sure she just twisted you around her little finger . you know she 's good at that . kelly : i just feel badly . i would never have gone along with it had i known . it 's just that i have a new boyfriend , and he invited me to this amazing christmas party , dinner , dancing , santa claus even with gifts for everyone . luis : kelly , like i said , it is not your fault . you 're not the one who defied a direct order . you 're not the one who thinks she 's exactly right about everything on the planet . kelly : now , fancy is a smart cadet , and she 'll make a good cop . luis : oh , really ? because last time i checked , she 's the one who landed us on the front page when she forced her way into the strip club setup . and she 's the one who almost got herself killed when she went after the murder suspect on her own . and now -- now she thinks she can handle sex crimes . kelly : i see what you mean . calm down , though , i 'm sure she 's fine . luis : yeah , well , let 's hope so . kelly : sorry , luis , i 'm late . luis : go ahead . kelly : really , she will be fine . burt 's her backup , and he 's got enough experience for both of them . ' night . luis : ' night . have fun at your party . well , i guess that explains why fancy 's not answering her phone . she 's either got it turned off , or she 's avoiding me . let 's check in with burt , see how things are going . burt , it 's luis . how are things going down there ? burt ? burt , come on , listen , man -- you 're overdue checking in . listen , burt , i need you to pick up . listen , hey , it 's luis . i found out that you 're riding shotgun on the woman -- on that idiot fancy crane . now , you better be there . i do n't want to find out that you went on a coffee and doughnuts run while you 're supposed to be babysitting a rookie . fancy : no , no , no . no ! [ scene_break ] chad : time 's up . whitney , i need an answer . are you going to marry me right away ? whitney : chad , come on , please . chad : no , whitney , i 've heard it all before . look , i 'm not just doing this for me . i 'm doing this for miles , too . he deserves a mother and a father . whitney : look , i -- i know . i know what miles needs , chad . chad : look , whitney , i love you . but i guess if this goes on any longer , love just is n't enough . i want to spend the rest of my life with you , and you keep shutting me down . whitney , i ca n't go on like this . you need to make a commitment to marry me right away , or we need to figure out the details on us splitting up . whitney : come on , chad . chad : you know , you ca n't sit on the fence . do we have a future together , or not ? whitney : chad -- -- chad : come on , whitney . come on . whitney : are you gon na let me get a word in ? yes , chad . yes , i 'll marry you . chad : you will ? whitney : well , what did i just say ? yeah . chad : you sure ? now , no -- no more doubts ? no suspicions ? whitney : i 'm going to take a leap of faith , you know , and trust you . yes . chad : baby , i knew you would . this is what love is all about . i mean , miles is going to have a real mother and father . whitney : well , he already does . chad : you know what i mean . i mean , we 're going to be mr. and mrs. chad harris - crane , american family . you know , we 're gon na need to get a house . and maybe after the honeymoon , we can come back and get a dog . whitney : ok , slow down , all right ? chad : baby -- baby , you 've made me the happiest man on earth . i ca n't wait to tell everybody . whitney : are n't you forgetting one other thing ? chad : not a chance . [ scene_break ] ethan : is this some kind of joke ? the envelope is empty . there 's nothing in here . j.t . : that 's right . there 's nothing in there . ethan : what kind of game are you playing , huh ? what are you doing , huh ? j.t . : just let me go . every time we meet you start to manhandle me . where 'd you go to law school , rikers island ? ethan : you better get used to it , j.t . , because you promised me the goods on jared , and you have n't delivered . now what is going on , huh ? j.t . : what are you going to do , huh ? you going to make me sleep with the fishes ? calm down . i did dig up the dirt on your friend . ethan : he 's not my friend . where is the dirt ? j.t . : we made a deal , remember ? i find out about jared and you solve my problems with the irs . have you done that yet ? ethan : it 's in the works . j.t . : well , that 's not good enough . get on it ! i need a clean bill of health from uncle sam so i can stop living my life in hiding . now , as soon as that 's done , i will give you the goods on jared . trust me , it is good , it is really good . ethan : why do n't you tell my why i should believe you , huh ? j.t . : why should n't you ? i 'm an equal opportunity sleazeball . i mean , you help me , i help you . believe me , if you care about that little foxy theresa like i think you do , you 're going to want to know what i found about jared . i would n't want any woman i cared about going anywhere near a guy like that . now will you please let me go ? ethan : yeah . j.t . : it 's all stretched out . ethan : you better be telling me the truth . j.t . : i swear on a dozen bibles . ethan : i knew jared was up to no good . j.t . : yeah , you can bet on that . and tell the irs i said so . [ scene_break ] theresa : so ? jared : yeah , this is n't easy . um , -- theresa : what ? you said you wanted to ask me something . just ask me . jared : ok , i realize we have n't known each other all that long . i sound like an idiot . theresa : no , you do n't . jared : alright , i 've come to care a lot about you . theresa : i 've come to care a lot about you . jared : i think we 're great together . theresa : so do i . jared : and little ethan , he 's such an incredible kid . theresa : he had an wonderful time with you at the pond . jared : yeah , and he destroyed me at checkers . theresa : he likes you . that 's important to me . jared : yeah , to me too . i was hoping we could spend a lot more time together . theresa : i would like that . jared : yeah , well i was thinking that , um , the easiest way for us to spend more time together is if , um , if we were to -- [ phone rings ] theresa : oh , one second . i 'll be right back . hello . whitney : theresa ? hey , it 's me . guess what ? i took your advice , i took a leap of faith . chad and i are getting married . theresa : oh my god . oh my god . whitney , did you set a date ? whitney : yes , actually , um , christmas eve . so come down here , come to the seascape so we can celebrate . theresa : i 'm with jared . whitney : well , that 's ok , jared can come , too . oh my god , we have so many things to plan , do n't we ? are you coming or what ? theresa : yeah , i would n't miss this for the world . oh my god , whitney russell , she 's getting married . we 've been talking about this day since we were 7 years old and it 's going to happen for you . whitney : i know , i know . i 'll see you soon . theresa : break out the champagne , baby . woo ! that was whitney . jared : i gathered that . theresa : they 're getting married . they 're actually going to do it . chad and whitney , they want us to meet them at the seascape for a celebration . now you do n't mind , do you ? jared : no , no , no , if that 's what you want , of course not . theresa : ok , oh , that question . what did you want to ask me ? jared : no , it can wait . i 'd like your undivided attention when we talk about it . theresa : it sounded really important , though . jared : it can wait . theresa : are you sure ? alright , alright , gosh i 'm just so happy for her . another christmas wedding . do n't you just love it when people get married ? alright . jared : i 'd like to try it . i wish we were talking about another wedding , but it can wait . theresa 's worth waiting for . [ scene_break ] kay : i ca n't take this anymore . why am i listening to this ? man : charity , my great love . i ca n't wait to make love to you again . woman : and i ca n't wait to make sweet love to you my darling , darling boy . man : making love to you is the most incredible thing i 've ever experienced . if i died in your arms , i 'd die a happy man . woman : i feel the same way , sweetheart . i ca n't wait to lie in your arms again . but i hope it 's in a bed this time -- that shed was freezing . i should feel guilty , but i do n't . kay deserves this . she betrayed me before . she tricked you into sleeping with her . man : all i can think about is you , beautiful you . i ca n't wait to feel you in my arms again , feel your heart beating against my chest . woman : i feel exactly the same way , my love . give me a kiss to tide me over until we 're together again . [ kissing sounds ] kay : oh , my god , i 'm such an idiot . how could i have misjudged someone so badly ? i ca n't believe that i believed him when he said that he loved me . woman : well , was n't that fun ? fox : well , you got through it , and that 's all i really care about . man : i hate cold readings . fox : hey , you did great . though , i could have done without the ad - libs . woman : it was better my way . do n't you think you went a little far ? i mean , it must have killed kay to hear all that . fox : no . she has to believe that miguel 's a first - class heel . man : well , i mean , that conversation must have done the trick . fox : i hope so . woman : i thought you loved this girl . how can you be so happy about breaking her heart ? fox : i 'm not . woman : you put on a good act . fox : hey , look , it kills me to hurt kay like this , all right ? but she 'll get over it . this is for the best . she loves me , and i 'm the one that 's going to make her happy . and once she gets over miguel , we can spend the rest of our lives together . [ scene_break ] miguel : charity , i understand i 'm asking a lot of you and i know there 's bad memories for you here in harmony , but it would mean the world to me if you came back to harmony . i mean , you 've moved on with your life , you 've found happiness -- that 's what i want . but it wo n't happen unless i can convince kay that you and i are split up for good , charity . charity : i want you to be happy , miguel . that 's one of the reasons why i left . miguel : charity , when you left , i thought my life was over . charity : i know , so did i . but look at us now . you 've moved on . i made the right choice . miguel : then , please , charity . i love kay . and if you can find it deep down in your heart to do this for me , it would make a world of difference . i know it will . besides , when you left town -- you know , maybe you thought you were doing the right thing , but it was n't fair to me , was it ? to abandon me without any type of explanation . look , i know if you came ñk to town and we could just talk , we 'll find some sort of closure . charity : closure . i hate that word , `` closure . `` every self - help book i read uses it on every other page . miguel : charity , please . charity , are you still there ? charity : i 'm sorry , miguel . i ca n't go back to harmony right now , maybe not ever . miguel : ok , i understand . you know , i was just hoping we could at least be friends . charity : yeah , we can always be that . miguel : well , then can you at least talk to kay on the phone for me ? charity : yes , absolutely . i hope the two of you will be happy together . miguel : ok , great . look , i promise you 're not making a mistake , and you will not be sorry . look , just do n't go anywhere . i 'm gon na find kay , and i 'm gon na have her call you , ok ? charity : i 'll wait for your call . miguel : thank you , charity . i 'm glad for you , that -- that you 're happy now . charity : thank you . good - bye , miguel . luis : well ? miguel : well , she 's not coming back to harmony , but she says she 's going to talk to kay . luis : good . miguel : thank you so much for helping me out . i knew i had to find some way to get these crazy ideas out of kay 's head . luis : well , i ca n't blame kay for being angry at you . you ca n't fall in love with one woman while you 're involved with another . miguel : yeah , right . anyway , i 've got ta find kay . thank you . luis : yeah , do that . burt ? burt , listen , this is luis from the station . damn it . why is n't he answering ? it 's not like him . he 's supposed to be watching fancy . i 'd better get down there and make sure everything 's ok . [ scene_break ] [ burt grunts ] fancy : [ sobs ] no , please do n't . man : yeah , baby , that 's it . you like it , do n't you ? [ fancy grunts ] man : ow ! [ scene_break ] chad : yeah , we 're finally tying the knot . i 'll let you know all the details . wish me luck . whitney : it is amazing . i mean , we 're finally getting married . chad : yes , that 's because you trust me . whitney : [ chuckles ] i feel like the luckiest girl in the world . oh , yeah , yeah -- let me call you back later on and give you all the details , ok ? ok , bye . chad : you have made me the happiest man in the world . can you believe we 're finally getting married ? whitney : i know . i can hardly believe it . chad : no second thoughts ? whitney : no , no . no , no , no . chad , i love you . i 've loved you for so long . and miles -- i adore miles . we 're going to be very happy together . chad : thank you . whitney : and you know what ? just forget all the crazy suspicions i had . it 's over -- it 's over . we 're gon na move on with our life . i know you love me . you would never do anything to hurt me . { jared : look , i 've known you for a little while now , and i think i know what 's going on inside you . this thing is tearing you apart . chad : yeah , well , what can i do ? jared : well , i ca n't tell you that . chad : well , first and foremost , whatever happens , i ca n't lose whitney . i mean , she 's my le . whitney and miles -- i almost lost them once . i 'm not gon na risk losing them again . jared : well , then do n't . and you wo n't if you show her how much you love her . chad : you know , i should have just told whitney the truth from day one . jared : now , would she have really have understood ? chad : no . jared : well , then you 've got to choose . you 're gon na have to either keep your mouth shut and live with this secret of yours , or tell whitney and you can watch your relationship be destroyed . chad : i 'm here . hurry up in there . i ca n't wait any longer . i need you so much , and i need you now . } whitney : what is it ? is something wrong ? chad : nothing -- nothing at all , whitney . nothing at all could ruin this moment . whitney russell is gon na marry me . you 've made me so happy , baby . theresa : whoo - hoo ! jared : hey , man . theresa : ah , congratulations ! [ scene_break ] man : audit . audit . audit . audit . audit . audit . merry christmas from the irs . [ knock on door ] man : enter . ethan : dave . dave : ethan winthrop . ethan : how are you ? thanks for seeing me on such short notice . dave : not a problem . we 're the irs , we never sleep . i always have time to see an old school friend who pays his taxes on time . ethan : checking up on me ? dave : of course . ethan : [ chuckles ] wild and crazy dave . you always were the life of the fraternity , mr. `` let 's have another kegger . `` who would have guessed that you would be an i.r.s . agent ? dave : when i started , it was supposed to be a temporary job . but then one day i looked at a return , and realized a little old lady in omaha was lying to the united states of america about her rental property income . it lit a fire in my belly . working here is almost a religious calling , ethan . i swore an oath to shake every last dime out of cheating taxpayers until they scream for mercy , and that 's exactly what i do , 24 - 7 . ethan : wow . great story , dave . listen , i 'll get right to the point . um , i called on behalf of a client , j.t . cornell . i have his social security number for you . dave : well , well , j.t . cornell . it seems we 've been looking for this character for quite some time now . there 's a cell waiting for him down at guantanamo . ethan : you can put tax evaders in guantanamo ? dave : [ chuckles ] we 're the government -- we can do anything now . ethan : right . um , what is it going to take to straighten out his account ? dave : the only way to do that is to pay off his back taxes , his fines , and -- [ laughs ] the interest . do n't you love interest ? it starts out small , but gets bigger and bigger and bigger -- ethan : it gets bigger , and -- yeah , i was afraid of that . um , what 's it going to take to get this guy in the clear , dave ? [ dave laughs ] ethan : um , wow . that 's a lot of money , dave . dave : is n't it ? that 's what you get for messing around with uncle sam . ethan : that 's what you get . um , well , it has to be paid , so -- dave : you 're paying this yourself ? ethan : yeah , i am . i 'm doing it on behalf of a friend , actually . dave : mr. cornell must be some friend . ethan : no , it 's -- it 's not mr. cornell . it 's another friend that i need to help out . dave : you sure you want to do this ? we can get the money out of cornell eventually . we always do . ethan : i 'm sure you do , dave , but i 'm positive . i just need a receipt , thanks . ethan : thank you , and it was good seeing you . we should get together sometime , huh ? dave : that would be great . you can meet my joint return and my three deductions . excuse me a minute . ethan : sure . j.t . : well , this jared is even worse news than i am , and that 's saying a lot . [ phone rings ] hello ? ethan : j.t . , it 's ethan here . i am at the irs . j.t . : you 're a braver man than i , gunga din . ethan : tell me about it . listen , congratulations -- you now have a clean bill of health from uncle sam . j.t . : oh , excellent ! ethan : yeah , well , now it 's your turn . i want all the dirt you got on jared , and i want it now . j.t . : oh -- oh , no problem at all . now that i am in the money and i am free to be seen in public , i think i 'm having lobster dinner at the seascape . so join me , and i will hand over everything i have on the very interesting mr. casey . ethan : sounds good . i 'll see you there . got you now , jared . [ scene_break ] woan : i do n't feel right about any of this . it was fun to start with , but -- fox : look , you 're getting paid , are n't you ? oh , come on . listen , i 'm not thrilled about hurting kay , either , all right ? but in the long run , it 's the right thing to do . after we get married , i 'm going to take her on the greatest honeymoon of all time -- around the world , first - class . wining her , dining her every night , all right ? you know , once i start to fulfill her every desire , she 's going to forget all about mr. miguel lopez - fitzgerald . woman : i hope you know what you 're doing . let 's go . fox : thank you . come on . in the closet . in the closet ! fox : kay , sweetheart , what 's wrong ? are you upset ? kay : no , no , i 've just been really emotional lately , you know , with the wedding and everything . fox : yeah . you 're not having second thoughts , are you ? kay : no . no , i see everything very clearly now . uh , do you know where miguel is by chance ? fox : uh , i think he was in the sunroom earlier , but -- you know , that was kind of a while ago . kay : oh , ok , i 'm going to check . thanks . miguel : kay ? kay , where are you ? kay . kay : fox , miguel was n't in -- miguel : kay . kay , kay , i need to talk to you . kay : miguel , no . miguel : look , listen -- oh , my god , you look beautiful . kay : what ? miguel : i 'm so sorry , but i have to do this . [ scene_break ] luis : come on . come on , fancy , pick up . damn it . voicemail again . burt . burt , it 's luis . where the hell are you ? damn it . i 've known burt for years -- it 's not like him to leave his post for this long . something must be wrong . [ scene_break ] [ burt grunts ] man : serves you right , bitch . [ scene_break ] j.t . : my , my , this jared guy has been a very busy boy . ethan 's going to get his money 's worth . wo n't he be shocked to find out what 's in here . [ scene_break ] jared : we are so happy for you . congratulations . you guys are going to be great together . chad : that 's the plan . whitney : yes , it 's a little sudden , but you know , this is the next step , right ? theresa : that 's exactly right , it is the next step . and i think we should break out another bottle cause i would love to toast to your wedding . chad : i 'm going to get another bottle . baby , come with me . i do n't want you to leave my side , ever . jared : you know , i want to make a toast actually . theresa : well , right now ? we kinda need to wait for whitney and chad to get back . jared : it has nothing to do with whitney and chad . i think i have something to celebrate . actually , correction , we have something to celebrate , just the two of us . theresa : wow , you 're so mysterious . jared : come on , clink glasses . theresa : what 's the toast ? jared : hold on , i 'm getting there . ethan : j.t . , where are you ? listen to me , stay away from this guy . i got the goods on you , man . you 're finished . [ scene_break ] man : i have to get out of here , i 'm allergic to mothballs . kay : what are you doing ? miguel : i 'm kissing the woman i love . it 's what i do when i 'm happy . kay : well i 'm glad one of us is . miguel : listen , i have great news . luis helped me find charity , kay . kay : find her ? miguel : yes , she 's waiting for you to call her right now . she wants to talk to you . kay : what ? miguel : kay , i know you think i still have feelings for charity and i do n't . you 're wrong . you 're absolutely wrong . if you just call her , she 'll tell you the truth . i do n't love her anymore and she does n't love me . kay : miguel , oh my god , you 're unbelievable . miguel : what ? kay : you want me to call charity ? miguel : our happiness depends on this call , kay . fox : this is bad . this is not good . if kay talks to charity , she 'll tell her she has n't seen miguel in years and kay will find out i 'm lying . woman : funny how the truth always comes out . fox : oh , will you shut up already ? how am i going to get myself out of this one ? [ scene_break ] man : wake up ! luis : burt , burt , where the hell are you ? burt ! burt : luis , he snuck up on me . i 'm sorry . luis : where 's fancy ? burt : in the house . luis : with the perp ? alright . fancy . fancy , where are you ? fancy ? fancy ? [ next_on ] paloma : what else do you want for christmas ? noah : this . ethan : theresa 's not even going to let you be a doorman at crane industries .
chad continued to push whitney to marry him before christmas , all the while thinking about his trysts with his mystery lover . she wavered at first , but finally agreed . jared tried to propose to theresa , but a call from whitney telling her about her engagement ended that for now . they went to the seascape to celebrate with their friends instead . ethan was angry that the envelope jt cornell gave him was empty instead of having the proof of jared 's misdeeds in it . jt told him he 'd give it to him as soon as his irs worries were taken care of , so ethan went and paid the huge amount . once he reported that to jt , he agreed to meet him at the seascape to receive the info . once there , however , he saw jared and theresa and just had to go let him know he 's got the scoop on who he really is , etc .
[ music plays ] guard : so ? i asked you a question . mrs. wallace : did you , sugar ? guard : yeah . the show 's not over yet , so , i repeat , where do you two ladies think you 're going ? norma : nowhere . what makes you think we 're going anywhere ? guard : all right . turn around like good girls and watch the rest of the show . mrs. wallace : you had to sing your stupid song to daddy . norma : [ as daddy ] she called your song to me stupid , buttercup . [ normal voice ] oh , i 'm sorry , daddy . edna , tell daddy you 're sorry . mrs. wallace : i 'm sorry , daddy . now we 're never going to get out of here so you can kill tabitha . norma : oh , yes , we will . it 's christmas , and i deserve a present . that witch is going to die . [ scene_break ] tabitha : no , no , no . this is not something to applaud . do n't you understand ? if this goody two - shoes spell works , the boys in the basement are going to be livid . look , they 're already showing signs of displeasure . oh , i hate to think what they 'll do if that spell gets fox and kay back together . oh , damn kay for talking me into this . if this spell overturns the spell that i cast to make fox and kay fall out of love , then i truly fear the havoc that the boys below will rain down on us . [ scene_break ] ivy : fox , look , i know this is n't something you want to hear , but , sweetheart , from what you 've told me , it sounds like kay has decided it 's over between you . fox : no . no , i 'm not going to believe that . i know she 's insecure about our relationship , i know she thinks i have a thing going on with valerie , but i do n't . i love her , mom . there 's got to be a way i can fix this . ivy 's voice : not if i can help it . i lost ethan because of that maniac theresa . i wo n't allow the wrong woman to destroy you . [ scene_break ] sam : honey , what is it ? is it about you and fox ? kay : i 'm losing him , dad . i love him so much , but i 'm afraid that we 're never going to work out now . sam : yeah , he told me you guys were having a problem . kay : yeah , and it 's all my fault . and fox -- he 's the man i love . i love him so much and i know that we could be so happy together . i just -- i ca n't lose him , dad . i ca n't . [ scene_break ] geoff : look , will you forget about the slashed tire and let 's get out of here ? i do n't want to end up on alistair crane 's hit list . dan : geoff , there are two cars here and somebody slashed the tires on both of them , and now we find deep tracks under the snow , which indicates either a truck or some other heavy vehicle was up here . what was it doing here , and who slashed those tires ? geoff : look , i do n't know and i do n't care . fancy crane showed us her i.d . and she told us that she did n't want her grandfather knowing that her boyfriend was up here , end of story . let 's go , dan . dan : no , uh - uh , not until i get some answers . [ scene_break ] noah : fancy , come on , there is no reason to hit theresa . fancy : i disagree . somebody should beat the hell out of her . theresa : look , i just thought you were trying to help me when you lied to the police . fancy : help you ? you are the reason ethan is lying in the next room in a coma . i was n't helping you . i 'm just trying to give ethan the chance to live , to maybe come out of this coma . noah : that is exactly why theresa kidnapped him , all right , and why i helped her . look , if we all agree here , i do n't understand why you 're so angry with her . fancy : because all of this is her fault ! i will never forgive you for what you did to ethan , you stupid , stupid bitch ! theresa : oh , god . [ scene_break ] guard : come on , ladies . please find some seats . i 'm in no mood to go chasing after you two tonight . mrs. wallace : what makes you think we were trying to escape ? guard : norma here tries to fly the coop around christmastime every year . i have orders to keep my eye on her . norma : i would n't dream of leaving in the middle of the show , sweet cheeks . we were just going off to get edna 's costume , were n't we , edna ? mrs. wallace : huh ? norma : you know , for your number . your public awaits . mrs. wallace : oh . yeah , of course , my number . you 're right , we were just going to go get my costume . guard : oh , yeah ? mrs. wallace : mm - hmm . guard : and what act are you planning to do ? mrs. wallace : well , um -- hey , boy , you know , certainly you do n't want me to spoil the surprise , now , do you ? but i can guarantee you it is going to be a showstopper , honey . you 'll see . guard : ok . if you need your costume , i 'll send somebody to your room to get it . mrs. wallace : no , no . see , because i just remembered -- duh -- i left all my stuff backstage . guard : whatever . just do n't try to leave this room . mrs. wallace : mm - hmm . so , you had to do it , did n't you ? had to sing your song , had to be in the spotlight . now our window of opportunity to escape has just been slammed shut ! norma : not if you do what i tell you . mrs. wallace : oh , oh . what do i have to do ? norma : your act . when that guard 's distracted , i 'll grab his keys . mrs. wallace : my act , hmm ? i do n't have an act ! norma : get one . something to distract the guard . mrs. wallace : what ? you walk around with your daddy 's skull and nobody blinks ! norma : i do n't care what you do , so long as it 's outrageous enough to distract the guard so i can grab his keys . you got me , edna ? or do i have to ax you again ? mrs. wallace : ok , ok , i heard you the first time . i 'll -- i 'll think of something . [ scene_break ] tabitha : `` cupids and cherubs , go back to your cloud . take your arrows and flowers away from this house . `` or something . oh , what 's the use ? i do n't seem to be able to come up with anything to stop this spell from happening . endora ? endora , i do n't need this stress right now . oh , and those bloody mortals are gearing up for christmas again . and you know what that means , do n't you ? no . no , not santa -- norma . that crazy norma always comes after me at this time of year . she 's already called to warn me . and this year she 's teamed up with loony tunes edna to aid and abet her . oh , i have got to stop this spell from happening , christmas or not . tabitha : there . did you hear that , endora ? they are very displeased . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : yes , i know , i know , my little witchling . i know you want fox and kay to be together , but we -- we ca n't let this spell happen , endora , or mommy 's going to get into very deep trouble with the boys down below . do n't you understand ? [ scene_break ] sam : sweetheart , listen -- look , tell me what happened . why do you think it 's over between you and fox ? kay : because i 'm such a moron , dad . i wanted to be alone with fox , and i 've been so jealous of valerie because she 's been working with him more than i have lately , so i took the phone off the hook and i switched his cell phone ringer to silent , just because i did n't want anyone to interrupt us . sam : well , i mean , that does n't seem so bad . kay : yeah , well , it would 've been fine , except that there was this huge crisis at work and valerie could n't get a hold of him . so she ran over to the house to tell him all about it and he ended up leaving with her to go back to the office and she helped him save the singapore deal . sam : so you think he 's falling for valerie because she helped him at work ? kay : no , it 's not just that . i thought that i saw them kissing and i went crazy . and , i do n't know , i just went back to the office . i made a complete fool of myself . i started yelling at both of them . it was -- it was crazy . sam : wait a minute . what makes you think that they were kissing ? kay : well , i did n't actually see them kissing . i just imagined it . but it does n't matter now because it 's over and i blew it . sam : well , what did fox say about all this ? kay : he was really mad at first because i turned off his phone , and i ca n't blame him . sam : you said `` at first . `` so he 's not angry with you anymore ? kay : that 's not the point , dad . i ca n't keep screwing up and expecting him just to forgive me . i love him so much , but it seems like that all i do is cause him problems . that 's why i have to break up with him , and it hurts so much . sam : come here . [ scene_break ] fox : i do n't even understand why kay would feel like it 's over between us , you know ? i yelled at her for taking the phone off the hook . i told her i was sorry . she said she understood and -- i do n't understand why she 'd want to break it off . ivy : well , maybe the phone call was just an excuse . fox : an excuse ? wait , i do n't -- what are you saying , that she 's trying to come up with a reason to break up with me ? is that what you 're saying ? ivy : you know , you said she was insecure about your relationship with valerie . fox : no , no , no , my relationship with valerie is work - related . i would never cheat on kay , and she knows that . ivy : does she , fox ? think about it . kay has had a really tough time . i mean , the first boy she loves , miguel , gets her pregnant , and then he goes chasing off after charity . her own mother left her to go off with another man . you know , i 'm no shrink , honey , but to have people you love betray you like that ? wow , that would leave some really deep emotional scars . maybe deep down , kay is just not able to commit to you . fox : no . no , no , no . no , we talked about our future . she said she 's all in . ivy : then why would she break up with you so easily ? fox : i do n't know . the only thing i know is she makes me happy , mom , she makes me happy . ivy : i know , fox . i do . and that 's why i really did want it to work out with you and kay . but , honey , the kind of deep emotional issues that kay is dealing with ? they -- they could take years to resolve . fox : yeah , well , fine , i 'll be there for her . i 'll go through -- i 'll go through it with her . ivy : yeah . i know you think you want to , honey , i know that , but you have so much on your plate right now . and it 's not going to get easier if you really , really want alistair to hand the company over to you someday . do you really think that you have the time and the energy to devote to crane , to kay , and to all of her emotional problems ? [ scene_break ] noah : fancy , that is enough , all right ? this is n't going to accomplish anything . fancy : oh , no ? i feel a whole lot better . theresa : look , fancy , i will never forgive myself for what happened to ethan , but what happened was an accident . fancy : right . you tried to murder my grandfather , not ethan . ethan just had the bad luck to get in your way . theresa : i was out of my mind when i poisoned that guacamole . fancy : `` was `` ? you are completely certifiable , theresa . noah : fancy , all right , just stop , ok ? she feels bad enough already . fancy : she feels bad ? what about ethan ? he 's lying in there in a coma because of her . noah : fancy , it was a horrible , tragic accident , all right , but that 's all it was -- an accident . fancy : this woman is a walking nightmare , noah . she brings death and destruction wherever she goes . and what ever made you think you had the right to play god ? theresa : i was n't trying to play god . fancy : oh , then what do you call it ? you decided to take one man 's life and now you 've decided it 's up to you to save another 's . just who the hell do you think you are ? [ scene_break ] sam : honey , listen to me , you and fox are new together , ok ? you 're bound to have these problems , ok ? all young couples do . kay : do they , dad ? i mean , do all young couples have problems like valerie ? because i 'm sure that she is trying to sabotage me at crane industries . she wants fox to fire me . she wants me to look bad . sam : listen to me , kay , i do n't know valerie , all right , i do n't know what she 's up to , but i do know this -- he does n't care for her , he cares for you , ok ? kay : how do you know that , dad ? sam : because he 's in the kitchen right now pouring his heart out to his mom , talking about you . kay : he is ? sam : yeah , i mean , he was upset when he got over here , but i really think he wants to work things out . kay : you really think so ? sam : yes . now , why do n't you go in there and talk to him , ok , tell him how you feel , because i 'm sure you 're going to be able to work things out . ok ? [ scene_break ] fox : ok , look , i do n't see why i wo n't have time for work and to deal with all of kay 's emotional issues -- which , by the way , i think you 're blowing out of proportion . ivy : oh ? fox : oh , yes . yes , i know she 's had a rough time of it with her mom abandoning the family and all , but i think , all things considered , she 's handled it rather well . ivy : do you ? fox : i do . yes , i do . i mean , kay is strong , she 's smart , she 's levelheaded , and this thing she 's going through , whatever it is , it 's , you know -- well , it 's temporary . ivy : i hope for your sake you 're right . fox : mom ? are you trying to get me to break up with kay ? ivy : fox , all i want is for you to be happy . and if kay is the girl you choose , then i 'll be happy . fox : right . kay 's the girl i choose . ivy : you know , it was n't that long ago that you chose whitney . you were convinced she was the girl you were going to spend the rest of your life with . fox : yeah , yeah , i know , but things change , right ? i had strong feelings for whitney , but -- i do n't know , it 's different with kay , you know ? ivy : so how do you know it would n't be different with somebody else , maybe better ? fox : i do n't really think things could get better , you know ? ivy : well , maybe , maybe not , but you and kay are forced to take this little separation , so why not find out ? fox : i do n't know . ivy : hey , i have an idea . why do n't you come to the country club dance at christmas ? oh , there will be lots of lovely girls there -- oh , educated , uncomplicated , carefree girls who would like nothing better than to put a smile on your face . and that 's all i want , fox . i just want you to be happy . what do you say ? fox : hmm . [ scene_break ] noah : those cops still have n't left . theresa : what ? why ? fancy : maybe they called in and heard about the a.p.b . on you and your accomplice . noah : oh , god , i hope they do n't come in here . fancy : i was hoping i scared them off with my threat to call grandfather . theresa : i 'm going to go check on ethan . i just do n't want to lose any more time with him just in case they do come back . fancy : what ? you do n't like the way i treated theresa ? too bad . maybe if someone had slapped her silly before now this would n't have happened . noah : no . i was just thinking about how you say you do n't believe that love is determined by fate or destiny . fancy : well , i do n't . it 's theresa 's idiotic theory . it 's stupid . it 's romantic bunk . noah : and yet you just helped destiny move along . fancy : what are you talking about ? noah : theresa and ethan . they are still together , just the way that she says they are destined to be . it 's all thanks to you . [ scene_break ] man : ok , ladies and germs , we 've got a new addition to the show . and now , doing her own rendition of gypsy rose lee 's famous fan dance , put your hands together for cinnamon bun ! [ cabaret music plays ] norma : good grief , edna , i said distract the guy , not disgust him . [ as daddy ] i do n't know , honey . she 's got a certain something . [ normal voice ] daddy . oh , well . it 's now or never . daddy , be my lookout . i 've got to get those keys to go kill tabitha . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , there must be a counter spell in here i can use . i have to stop this before it 's too late . tabitha : now what ? tabitha : well , either i stopped it or , hades forbid , it worked . tabitha : i know , endora . you want the spell to work because you want to see your half brother fox happily in love , but that 's just not possible right now , darling . oh . i suppose when fox and kay next come face to face , that 's when we 'll really know if the spell worked or not . let 's just hope it did n't . [ scene_break ] ivy : well , will you at least think about it , fox ? will you at least think about meeting other women ? fox : mom , look -- ahem -- i know you 're worried about me , all right , and i know you want to see me happy , but i do n't want to go see other women . i do n't want to find any other woman . i 'm with the woman that i want to be with . i love kay . i 'm not going to give up on her . i 'm going to get her back . [ scene_break ] sam : sweetheart , if you really think that you messed up with fox , ok , go in there and tell him how you feel . kay : you think he 'll forgive me ? sam : i do . sam : i really think he wants to make up with you . and if you both want the same thing , then what 's going to stand in the way of your being happy together ? kay 's voice : magic . bad magic . and if tabitha 's spell ca n't fight it , i 'll lose him forever . [ scene_break ] theresa : so you 're not going to believe this , but fancy just saved us . she just lied to the police to keep them from finding us . i do n't really know why . your sister hates me . but you know what ? i do n't care . as long as you 're safe . i love you , ethan , and i 'll always love you . god 's not going to take you from me . i know he wo n't . you 're going to come through this . you 're going to live . fancy : you 've been around that wacko way too long , noah . there 's no fate involved here , no destiny . noah : ok , then what do you call it ? fancy : i call it very lucky for both you and theresa that i followed you up here . but i only bought you a little time . i can see theresa 's destiny , and it involves a prison number on her mug shot . noah : those cops are still out there . fancy : they 're not going against grandfather . they 'll be gone soon . noah : fancy , look , whatever your reasons are for doing what you did , i am grateful that you decided that ethan deserves a chance to live . fancy : he 's my brother . i just could n't let him go without a fight . i love him too much . noah : you know , that 's -- that 's exactly how i feel about you , fancy . i love you too much to give you up without a fight , all right ? come on , do n't you think that our relationship deserves a second chance , too ? [ scene_break ] geoff : who are you calling ? dan : yeah , this is unit six . yeah , can you patch me through to the crane mansion ? geoff : you 're calling the crane mansion ? dan : yeah . i just want to talk to one of the cranes about what 's going on at their cabin . [ scene_break ] [ cabaret music plays ] mrs. wallace : want to see more , boys ? [ jeers ] [ microphone feedback ] [ music stops ] mrs. wallace : anyone for an encore ? where 's that crazy norma when you need her ? norma ! help me , norma ! help me , help me ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : i know you 're upset , endora , and kay will be , too , but i can honestly tell her that i 've done the best i can . tabitha : oh , endora . endora , no , no , no , please ! i forbid you . you must stop working on that spell . do you want to see mommy melted and turned into a pool of goo , huh ? because that 's what 's going to happen if we make the boys in the basement any angrier . oh , dear . there must be a counter spell in this infernal book . if only i could find it . fox : kay , i -- kay : i was just -- fox : yeah . yeah , me , too . kay 's voice : he does love me . i can see it in his eyes . tabitha 's new spell must be working . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : oh , yikes ! everyone 's a critic ! norma , help me ! help me , help me ! guard : oh , now she 's done it . norma : edna ! mrs. wallace : desperate times call for desperate measures ! toss me daddy ! norma : no . you ca n't have him . [ as daddy ] do it , buttercup . you need her help to get tabitha . mrs. wallace : do it ! do it or you 'll never get to tabitha ! [ mrs. wallace barks ] norma : [ normal voice ] forgive me , daddy . mrs. wallace : back ! back or daddy 's going to eat you ! back ! back , you animals ! back , back , back , back , back ! let 's go ! norma : not till you give me daddy . mrs. wallace : oh , here , my pleasure . go . come on . come on . guard : stop ! get back here ! mrs. wallace : let 's make a run for it ! go , go , go , go , go ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : sweet pea , please , will you stop trying to make that spell work ? you 're going to make mommy look very bad with those boys in the basement . what can i do to distract her ? endora : uh - oh . tabitha : oh . oh , thank hades . the spell has been stopped . oh , it 's a good thing endora loves the three stooges . [ scene_break ] sam : kay ? did you have something to say to fox ? kay : yes . i am so sorry . fox : no , do n't even start . it was actually -- [ phone rings ] fox : one sec . it 's the office . i got to take this , ok ? yeah ? no , no , you 're not interrupting anything . what 's up ? kay 's voice : that 's that . tabitha could n't get rid of the old spell . his career is always going to come first . it 's over for us . [ scene_break ] noah : what do you say , fancy ? fancy : are you asking me to forget you lied to me ? noah : well , yeah . i -- i thought since you saw why i helped theresa kidnap ethan that -- i mean , you agreed that it was the right thing to do to give ethan some time before gwen pulled the plug . fancy : it was a crazy thing to do . noah : maybe it was , all right ? but you understand why i did it . i did it because ethan deserves a chance to live . all right ? do n't you think i deserve another chance , too ? fancy : just because i think ethan deserves a second chance does n't mean i think you do . theresa : you 've got to fight . ethan , please ? you can fight to come out of this coma . we do n't have a lot of time . see , there are cops outside , ok , and eventually gwen is going to find us and she 's going to take you off of life- support . so you 've got to come back to me . come back so that you can live . [ scene_break ] geoff : you know , i got a bad feeling about this one . dan : will you relax ? yeah ? ok , thanks . yeah , this is officer klein . i 'd like to speak to one of the cranes . no one 's home except who ? well , i guess she 's close enough to the cranes if she 's living there . may i speak with her ? gwen winthrop 's there . geoff : is n't she the wife of the guy they kidnapped from the hospital ? dan : yeah , i think so . [ scene_break ] norma : hurry up , old woman ! mrs. wallace : i am trying , i 'm trying ! guard : norma ! norma & mrs. wallace : oh ! guard : edna , you get back here ! norma : this way ! mrs. wallace : hurry , hurry ! mrs. wallace : i think we lost him . norma : yeah . mrs. wallace : i thought for sure we were going to be tarred and feathered . thank you , angels . norma : and thank you , daddy . [ as daddy ] do n't let that smelly old woman ever touch me again ! [ normal voice ] oh , i wo n't , daddy . [ as daddy ] you know what you have to do now , norma . [ normal voice ] i know , daddy . i know . ah ! kill tabitha ! mrs. wallace : uh , normy ? any chance of us , you know , forgetting to kill tabby and heading for las vegas instead , huh ? did n't think so . [ scene_break ] tabitha : well , if all it takes is a pratfall to stop this nightmare , then i 'm happy to oblige . oh , all night , i 've had a feeling that something very bad was coming my way . well , if this is all it was , then i consider myself lucky . tabitha : oh , no . absolutely not . fun 's over . tabitha : oh , endora . endora , you little demon . please , please stop it ! stop it right now ! endora : a - boom . [ scene_break ] fox : wait a minute , wait a minute . he said what ? ok , listen , run those figures by me again , will you ? sam : kay , honey , are you all right ? kay : no . it 's over for me and fox , dad . sam : kay , kay , wait . ivy : what happened , sam ? sam : i do n't know . fox : all right , fine . all right , bye . where 's kay ? ivy : she left . fox : she left ? well , i thought she wanted to talk about things . guess i was wrong , huh ? i 'm going to go get a drink . ivy : i 'm so sorry it 's not going to work out for them . sam : well , i 'm not going to give up on them yet . would n't it be great if we could find a way to get them back together for christmas ? you 'll help me , right ? ivy : well , of course . of course i 'll help you . sam : thanks . because i 'm sure between the two of us , we can find a way to get kay and fox back together . ivy 's voice : over my dead body . [ scene_break ] noah : fancy , i do n't understand . look , i thought since you saw how important it was to keep ethan alive that you 'd realize that i only did what i had to do to help him . fancy : i 'm glad you did something to help ethan , but that does n't solve our problems , noah . noah : `` our problems `` ? fancy : you lied to me , noah . you did n't trust me enough to tell me what you were doing . noah : look , fancy , i do trust you , all right , and i was trying to call you to tell you where i was and what i was doing and theresa -- she thought that you would react just the way that you did , that you would call the police before we got a chance to get ethan up here safely . fancy : if you loved me , you would 've told me anyway . you would 've made sure i knew exactly what you were doing and why you were doing it . you would 've trusted me not to call the police . noah : fancy , come on , i know exactly how you feel about theresa , all right ? i did n't think you 'd give me the chance to explain -- fancy : which is the same thing as saying you could n't trust me ! you lied to me , noah . i ca n't be in a relationship with no trust . i 'm sorry , noah , but it 's over . we 're through . theresa : ethan ? hear me . please hear me . you got to try harder . you got to come back to me before gwen finds you and kills you . please come back so that you can live . please . [ scene_break ] dan : hello , mrs. winthrop ? yeah , this is officer dan klein . oh , no , ma'am , no , i 'm sorry , we do n't have any news about your husband . yeah , i would just like to ask you some questions to see if you know what 's going on up here at the crane cabin . [ next_on ] norma : you 're not the real santa . you 're some foul imposter ! theresa : oh , god , ethan 's respirator ! gwen : i just want to get to the cabin and get my husband away from that psycho . ivy : i want you to die and never see my son again !
theresa , fancy , and noah fight over theresa 's value as a human being , with fancy attacking her and noah defending her . another slap across the face from fancy , with no response from theresa ensues . the cops , still snooping around outside , decide to contact the crane mansion to see what 's up with fancy and noah . norma and edna try to sneak out of the asylum to go after tabitha , but they do n't have a chance until edna 's risqué performance at the talent show stops the guards in their tracks and puts the inmates in a violent mood . they finally get out , and are on their way to tabby 's house for christmas . tabitha continues to try to counteract the love spell she cast for kay so the boys in the basement do n't melt her to a puddle . endora disagrees and does her best to help the spell along , but it looks like even she ca n't help kay .
norma : faster , edna , faster ! mrs. wallace : oh , i 'm coming ! i can hardly keep up . norma : [ as daddy ] you should dump this old battle - ax , buttercup . she 'll slow you down ! mrs. wallace : no , daddy , no , i have to get back to harmony , too . now , before you chop off tabitha 's head , she has got to redo her spell and make me young and sexy again ! norma : [ normal voice ] but how are we going to get there ? mrs. wallace : oh . norma : harmony 's a long way away , and by now the police will have our photos . mrs. wallace : yeah . hello ! that 's how we 're getting back to harmony ! norma : ho , ho , ho ! merry christmas ! dashing through the snow mrs. wallace and norma : in a one - horse open sleigh [ scene_break ] kay : this is n't fair . tabitha : it 's your own doing , dear . oh , forget about fox . move on . because of that spell , no matter what you do , your relationship with fox is over . [ scene_break ] ivy : well , those are going to be fun to unravel . sam : you know , christmas lights are cursed . no matter how well you pack them away , they always end up like this when you want them again . fox : i can not believe that kay just left like that . i mean , how are we supposed to iron out our problems if she wo n't even talk to me ? ivy : well , maybe it just was n't meant to be . sam : ivy . fox , will you do me a favor , go out and get the christmas tree stand in the shed ? it 's under my workbench . fox : right . ok . sam : thanks . sam : ivy , i thought you were going to help get fox and kay back together . ivy : i 'm sorry , sam , it just slipped out . sam : i just hate to see them on the outs like this , especially now . you know , it 's christmas eve . yet ethan 's gone , theresa , fancy , and noah have disappeared , jessica 's back on the street with spike . look , let 's see if we can at least make two of our kids happy . ivy : i 'm sure fox and kay will work it out . sam : maybe , all right , but like i said earlier , you know , i thought we said that we were both going to help them do it . now , what should we do first ? ivy : i 'm thinking , sam . ivy 's voice : thinking of ways to keep fox and kay apart forever . [ scene_break ] noah : look , please , fancy , ca n't we get past this ? yes , i helped theresa kidnap ethan , but that 's only because i thought it was the right thing to do . look , maybe she is crazy , all right , maybe she 's crazy for thinking that ethan will ever come out of this coma , but have you ever seen a greater love ? you know , a magnificent obsession like that , it just -- it sort of pulls you along , you know ? i never meant to hurt you , fancy . fancy : but you did . we both swore we 'd never lie to each other , and two minutes later you 're lying to beat the band . how can i trust you ? how am i supposed to forgive that ? noah : come on , there 's got to be something i can do to make it up to you , to convince you that we belong together . theresa : all right . it 's kind of getting cold in here , is n't it ? all right , i 'm going to -- ok , i 'm going to pull the shade down . oh , my god . oh , my god , the police are here . if they search the cabin , they 're going to find you , ethan , and then gwen 's going to let you die . gwen : officer klein , i 'm sorry , but i do n't understand why you 're calling me . dan : i beg your pardon , ma'am , but there 's something very weird going on up here at the crane cabin . yeah , i thought it was my duty to tell someone at the crane mansion , you know , down there in harmony . gwen : what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] norma and mrs. wallace : jingle bells , tabby smells snowman 's on his way mrs. wallace : ho , ho , ho , ho ! oh , god . wait a minute , normy . wait a minute . that sleigh is awfully fancy . that 's just going to draw attention to us . norma : oh , horse feathers . two sweet ladies out on the town on christmas eve ? we 'll blend right in . mrs. wallace : you think ? norma : ooh ! look ! even better . everybody will think we 're santa 's elves . [ as daddy ] you look adorable , buttercup ! [ normal voice ] oh , thank you very much , daddy . you know how much your wittle buttercup loves christmas . mrs. wallace : oh . norma : ooh ! here . mrs. wallace : ooh . this is crazy . norma : who are you calling crazy ? mrs. wallace : slip of the tongue , slip of the tongue . norma : this is the perfect way to hide , out in the open . who 's going to stop santa 's elves on christmas eve ? mrs. wallace : if you say so , buttercup . santa : hey , you two ! what do you think you 're doing ? get away from my sleigh ! norma : whoo ! whoo - hoo - hoo ! goody , goody ! it 's santa claus ! whoo ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , i 'm afraid your love is doomed , kay , so you might as well give up on it now or it 'll be all the more painful . kay : i ca n't , ok ? i did n't know what love meant until i met fox . there has to be a way for us to stay together . tabitha : oh , i cast that success spell on king midas himself . it 's unbreakable , dear . well , fine , if you think you know better . [ phone rings ] kay : lenox residence . sam : kay , honey , um , you ran out all of a sudden . are you ok ? kay : yeah , i 'm fine . sam : sweetheart , no , you 're not . kay , i can hear it in your voice . now , come back over here and let 's -- let 's decorate . i think that 'll cheer you up . kay : dad , it 's already christmas eve . sam : all the more reason to come over here and help us decorate . now , look , decorating got lost in the shuffle this year because of all the madness with ethan and jessica , but , come on , this is our home , sweetheart . i want to bring in christmas like we always do . kay : like when mom was there ? sam : yes , but do n't you want to have maria and jane to have the same fond memories in this house as you do ? kay : is fox still there ? sam : yes , he is . kay : ok , i 'll be over in a few minutes . sam : thank you , sweetheart . kay : i 'm going to go next door and help my dad decorate the house for christmas . tabitha : watch your language , kay . we do n't use the c - word in here . kay : sorry . oh , i wonder if fox will stay and help decorate . hey , maybe that is what we need to release fox from your success spell -- christmas spirit ! tabitha : stop it ! stop it ! kay : aha ! the boys in the basement do n't like that idea , do they ? i think that i 'm on to something here . tabitha : oh , no , no , no , no . [ scene_break ] noah : do not give up on us , fancy , all right ? i am sorry that i hurt you , but please do n't overreact , ok ? we can fix this . fancy : enough , please . i 'm tired of you talking at me about this , ok ? theresa : do you guys know that the cops are -- they 're still here ? noah : yeah , i knew they were here a minute ago , but i thought they left . theresa : what do you think they 're doing ? you think they 're calling backup or you think they 're going to search the cabin again ? fancy : oh , shut up . i 've had enough of your dramatics . theresa : look , if they find ethan , they 're going to take him back to gwen and gwen is going to kill him . fancy : you know it 's not like that . theresa : she 's going to take him off life support , fancy , and ethan is going to die . that is killing him in my book . noah : ok , stop it , you guys . both of you stop . theresa : all right . what do we do ? noah : what can we do ? we wait . [ scene_break ] rebecca : oh , honey , you have got to try some of cook 's fabulous christmas cake . you 've got to get it before that f.b.i . agent eats it all . of course , he 's pretty fabulous himself . gwen : could you hold on for just a moment ? mother , he 's here to try and help find ethan , ok ? can you just keep your hands to yourself for once ? rebecca : well -- well , fine , but who are you talking to ? gwen : a policeman up in the mountains . he says there 's something strange going on at the crane cabin . rebecca : ew , that dreary place ? oh , honey , the only mountain i like comes complete with a handsome ski instructor in those really tight ski pants . mmm . gwen : go on , officer . dan : miss fancy crane is up here at the cabin with a man . gwen : ok . dan : his name is noah bennett . gwen : well , i do n't know what you would be worried about . i mean , noah 's fancy 's boyfriend , although i wish she was n't away right now . i could really use her support . dan : excuse me ? gwen : officer , my husband has been kidnapped . dan : well , yes , ma'am , we heard about mr. winthrop . that 's why we came up here in the first place , to search for him . but something very odd is going on up here . can you -- can you ask alistair crane for his permission for us to search to the cabin so we can get to the bottom of this ? [ scene_break ] kay : christmas carols ! christmas trees ! the joy of christmas spirit ! whoo ! tabitha : kay , will you stop taunting the spirits like this ? it 's dangerous ! kay : do n't you see ? the christmas spirit -- whoa ! -- must be very powerful if they hate it that much . maybe it will help me break that spell you put on fox . i 've got to go next door . will you watch maria for me ? tabitha : need you ask , dear ? kay : oh , thank you . wish me luck . tabitha : oh , endora . what if kay is able to wreck all my lovely evil magic ? ooh , we could be in for a very nasty christmas surprise . oh ! oh , now -- now she 's got me saying it . kay : uh , where 'd my dad and fox go ? ivy : oh , they went out to get a tree . it 's just the two of us . kay : oh . ivy : actually , your father , well , he did it on purpose because he wanted us to talk . kay : about what ? ivy : you and fox . [ scene_break ] dan : mrs. winthrop , can you get permission from alistair crane for us to search the cabin ? gwen : look , i 'm sorry , but fancy 's a crane . she has every right to use that cabin whenever she wants to , and if she asked you to leave , then i guess you need to leave . thank you . dan : but mrs. winthrop -- hello ? damn it . she hung up on me . geoff : good going , dan , you ticked her off . what if she gets old alistair to fire us ? dan : ok , just calm down , all right -- although she did tell us to leave . geoff : good . that 's what i 've been saying all along . come on , dan , we 're out of here . dan : ok , but , geoff ? i mean , i 'm serious , there is something fishy going on in that cabin . but if no one 's going to listen to me , it 's out of my hands . all right , come on , let 's go get a beer or something . theresa : they 're leaving . noah : finally . fancy : because i lied my head off to those cops for the two of you . i must be losing my mind . theresa : no , fancy , i think that maybe you 're just filled with the christmas spirit . i mean , it is christmas eve , after all . fancy : i almost forgot . theresa : yeah . and nothing bad can happen on christmas , right ? so ethan is safe . oh , god , ethan 's respirator ! [ scene_break ] santa : get out of my sleigh , you moron ! god . what are you dressed up as ? mrs. wallace : well , i think you 'd recognize an elf when you see one . norma : santa ! it 's truly , truly you ! look , daddy , it 's santa . i must have been a good girl this year . santa : what the hell is that thing ? norma : ooh , daddy , santa said a bad word . santa : i 'm not santa , you freak ! i just worked the parade tonight with some buddies of mine . and i see that you 're helping yourselves to their costumes ! get out of here , both of you ! you know , this is my sleigh and my horse . now , go on before i call the cops on you ! mrs. wallace : hey , hey , hey . honey , come on , come on , it 's christmas ! share the wealth now , will you ? come on , come on ! santa : go ! you two must 've had more than your share already . drunks . norma : you 're not the real santa . you 're some foul imposter ! santa : santa ? i get paid for this gig , baby ! there is no santa claus ! norma : ah ! do n't ever say it . do n't ever say there 's no santa claus ! santa : the real santa ? you must be crazy ! mrs. wallace : oh , boy , you said the magic word . norma : there is a santa claus . there is ! there is ! and he comes down the chimney and he leaves sweet prezzies for all the good little boys and girls ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , my . that kay worked my nerves . oh , let 's just relax here and watch a little tv , shall we , darling ? there . tv announcer : the police have issued a warning to the public within a hundred miles of the town of harmony . a criminally insane mental patient has escaped with a companion from the falcon bridge facility near richville . tabitha : hmm . if i were the nervous type , i 'd think he was talking about norma and edna -- but that 's out of the realm of possibility . tv announcer : this is the same inmate norma who terrorized harmony last christmas . we 're talking loony tunes , people , crazy . be careful . she and her whacked - out accomplice edna wallace are considered mad , bad , and dangerous to know . tabitha : oh , hell 's bells . no rest for the wicked . my . that makeover we gave edna did n't last long , did it ? look at her . oh , do n't worry , my little witchling . oh , it 's a long way from richville to harmony . there 's no way they could make it without being caught . or could they ? get away from me , you fiend ! ah ! norma : hold still so i can give you the ax ! it 's my christmas present to daddy . tabitha : endora , help ! norma : merry bloody christmas ! tabitha : ah ! oh , rats and bats . not another christmas in hell . ooh . [ scene_break ] sam : this tree looks great . fox : yeah , i do n't know . i mean , it 's got a big bald spot here . it 's kind of sub - par , you know ? sam : fox , fox , listen , this is n't christmas at the crane mansion , all right ? in the real world , they all have bald spots , all right ? we 'll just stick this side against the wall . fox : yeah ? sam : look , trust me , when it 's decorated , it 's going to look gorgeous . kay and maria will love it . fox : ok . sam : you know , kay 's going to be back at the house helping us decorate . may be a good time for you two to sit down and talk about your differences . fox : yeah , thanks , but , you know , i do n't see what the point would be , though , you know ? sam : come on , do n't say that . fox : no , look , i mean , it 's killing me what 's going on between us , but i do n't know , we ca n't seem to get past this , you know ? i 'm working my tail off at work , trying to make sure that kay and maria have a secure future ahead of them , and kay resents me for it . i do n't know . i mean , you tell me , is there something wrong with wanting to be successful ? sam : no , absolutely not . fox : well , your daughter thinks there is . i do n't know if we 'll ever get back together . [ scene_break ] kay : look , ivy , you can forget about blackmailing me to stay away from fox . remember what i have on you . if you try to bring me down , i 'll take you down with me . ivy : kay , do n't be silly . i do n't want to split up you and fox . i 'm concerned . your father is , too . he wants you and fox to be happy . kay : uh - huh . and what do you want ? ivy : i want you to die and never see my son again ! [ scene_break ] f.b.i . agent : good news -- my partner 's bringing the salesman who sold mrs. crane the ambulance . he may be able to identify mrs. crane 's accomplice . gwen : good , i want him to rot in jail , too . [ knock on door ] f.b.i . agent : all right , that should be him now . excuse me . rebecca : boy , i hope if i ever get kidnapped he comes to rescue me . f.b.i . agent : you 're in trouble , friend . salesman : look -- f.b.i . agent : that ambulance you sold was used in the commission of a crime . salesman : look , i did n't do anything wrong . f.b.i . agent : oh . salesman : this babe shows up with a bag full of cash wanting to buy an ambulance . what would you do ? f.b.i . agent : report it to the i.r.s . -- as i 'm sure you did , right ? salesman : oh , god . f.b.i . agent : describe the woman 's accomplice . salesman : the guy ? i do n't know -- tallish , dark hair , in good shape . i guess you 'd call him good - looking . rebecca : hmm , sounds dreamy . yeah , how does tartita do it ? she always gets these really handsome guys to help her . f.b.i . agent : does this sound like anyone you know or have seen with mrs. crane ? [ scene_break ] theresa : oh , my god , it 's off . noah : damn it , why is n't the generator kicking in ? theresa : i do n't know , it went on before . noah : look , theresa , you know what you need to do , ok ? you got to breathe for him . go , go , go . all right , i 'm going to go outside and see what 's wrong with the generator , but first i need to find a flashlight . fancy , help me look for a flashlight , all right ? i need light in order to get the generator working to get the respirator working again or else ethan is going to die . [ scene_break ] sam : hey , you know , do n't be so pessimistic . you know , from what i see , you and kay have the real thing . do n't let it slip away because the two of you are too pigheaded to sit down and talk about things . someone 's got to bend . i admire the fact that you want to be successful in business , ok , but i think kay has a right to be a little worried , too . you know , no woman wants an absentee husband and father . fox : i know . no , i would always make time for kay and maria , always . sam : well , are you now ? because if you were , i do n't think kay would be so worried . fox : right . look , the thing is i 've got to make my own success now , you know ? my grandfather disinherited me , i spent my trust fund . i got to work all these long hours just to make sure no one 's sneaking up behind my back to take my job . i got to be honest with you , i kind of like it . i never knew i had this drive to succeed before . i was always mister , you know , party - party guy , you know ? sam : yeah . yeah , remember ? i 'm the one who broke up a few of your party parties . fox : huh . yeah . yeah , i remember . anyway , look , the point is i just -- i feel like i found my niche , you know ? to me , making millions is a lot more fun than spending them . sam : fine . look , hey , you want to make millions ? that 's great . do n't let monetary success come at the price of your relationship with kay . you guys have got to enjoy the moment that you 're in right now , ok , or else you 're going to regret it . i know , ok ? when grace left , i realized that things can change really quickly . [ scene_break ] ivy : die , you little witch , die ! you will never have my son ! that 's all i want for my birthday and christmas combined ! kay : well ? i 'm waiting . what do you want to talk to me about ? ivy : what ? oh . oh , um -- you know , kay , i want fox to be happy . i mean , look at him . he 's miserable . he told me about the phone incident . i just think fox deserves a partner who 's there for him with unconditional love and support . kay : ok . why ca n't that be me ? ivy : you 're so young and so sure of yourself . you do n't even remember yesterday , much less last year . kay : i remember a lot , ivy . ivy : i just do n't want you to hurt fox . kay : are you talking about maria ? because fox does n't mind being a father to another man 's child . ivy : do n't be silly . no , i adore maria . but i am worried , you know ? you and i , we 're not that different . i had ethan , i married julian , and all i could do was think about running away to get back to sam . what about you ? have you thought about that ? if miguel comes back to town , would you just throw fox aside to jump into miguel 's arms ? [ scene_break ] fancy : there must be a flashlight here somewhere . noah : hurry . look in there , ok ? theresa , are you doing ok ? ok . fancy : got it . noah : good , you 're going to hold the flashlight while i try to fix the generator , ok ? theresa , we 're going outside . we will be back as soon as we can . fancy : look at her . she 'll do anything to protect ethan . noah : yeah , that 's true love , fancy . fancy : that 's obsession . noah : what , is that such a bad thing ? i mean , her love for him is so overpowering , i could n't stand up against it . that 's the kind of love i have for you , fancy . theresa : would you guys just go , please ? [ scene_break ] f.b.i . agent : did mrs. crane say this man 's name ? salesman : now that you mention it , yeah . gwen : ok , what did she say ? salesman : what was it ? uh -- it was an old - fashioned name . sort of biblical , you know ? rebecca : oh ! oh , is it jesus ? i mean , because we have this fabulous gardener from belize and his name is jesus . i mean , he has got pecs of steel . gwen : are you kidding me ? salesman : no , no , was it -- was it moses ? rebecca : moses . no , no , no , we do n't have a moses . but -- oh , solomon , solomon . he 's our accountant . but , no , he 's kind of a little wormy little thing . gwen : was it noah ? salesman : yeah , yeah , yeah , that 's it -- noah . gwen : oh , my god , that cop just called and said fancy was up at the crane cabin with noah and that weird things were going on . f.b.i . agent : what cabin ? gwen : the crane cabin . it 's up past mount mcnally . he said there were tire tracks from a heavy vehicle like a truck . f.b.i . agent : or an ambulance . rebecca : oh , my gosh , so they 're all up at the cabin . oh , you know , i 'm going to go get my coat . gwen : no . no , no , no , this is between me and theresa . let 's go . [ scene_break ] santa : you slugged santa on christmas eve ? what kind of maniac are you ? mrs. wallace : oh , are you going to get a big piece of coal in your stocking , honey . norma : you 're not santa ! santa 's kind and sweet and generous ! santa : you 're crazy ! i 'm calling the cops ! mrs. wallace : no , no , no . he ca n't do that . they 'll throw us back in the nut house , and then you will never get your hands on tabby . norma : oh , ugh ! santa : help ! somebody help me ! norma : [ as daddy ] buttercup , the man wants some help with his manners . [ norma yells ] mrs. wallace : angels in heaven , get me out of here ! ah ! santa : no , you banshees ! you ca n't steal my sleigh ! norma : [ normal voice ] you want to bet ? ho , ho , ho ! mrs. wallace : go , norma , go ! go , norma , go ! go , norma , go ! go , norma , go ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : endora , we have got to get out of town while the getting 's good . as soon as kay comes back , she 'll get maria , and then we 're off to paris . come on , we 'd better get a move on . we have to start packing , start packing . oh , no , darling , we ca n't arrive in paris of all places with our clothes all wrinkled up . fold them . fold them . excellent . thank you , endora . well , now , what next ? oh , what a way to spend christmas eve , eh ? oh , shut up . endora : shut up . tabitha : right . [ scene_break ] kay : you do n't have to worry about miguel . ivy : do n't i ? have you thought about this carefully ? i mean , have you thought about the boy you used to moon around after ? the whole town watched you for years . kay : but he does n't love me , ok ? he never did . i understand that now . that 's why i allowed myself to get into a relationship with fox . being with miguel is a nonissue . ivy : he does n't love you , but do you love him ? what if miguel came waltzing back into harmony without charity ? what if he was available and liked the idea of a ready - made family ? he is maria 's father , after all . kay : this is absurd . ivy : i do n't think so . i do n't think so at all . you are so wrapped up in all these new emotions that you have n't thought about the boy you lived for . think about it , kay . if fox made a real commitment to you , can you honestly say that you would stick by it if miguel wanted you back ? [ scene_break ] fancy : yes . noah : theresa , you all right in there ? theresa : noah , i 'm perfect . i can hook ethan 's respirator up myself . you are a lifesaver ! noah : we aim to please . that 's a relief . fancy : theresa 's love for ethan is amazing . but then i have to remember she 's also the reason he 's in that coma . noah : fancy , it was an accident . fancy : let 's not start . noah : ok . can we talk about us then ? look , there 's got to be a way that i can earn another chance with you . fancy : noah , i think it 's too late . even if i love you , i ca n't trust you . all my life i 've watched my mother lie to my father and my father lie to my mother , and then they finally broke up . they wounded each other badly , noah , and they wounded their children , so much so that when most little girls are dreaming about marrying a handsome prince on a white horse , all i wanted was a man who 'd always be honest with me . that 's my fantasy . i guess fantasies do n't come true . noah : fancy , look , i believe in honesty , too , ok ? my mother and my father , they never lied to each other . maybe that 's why i took it for granted . fancy : you ca n't . honesty is too important . noah : look , i know that now , fancy , ok , i do . look , i love you , and i can be honest with you 24/7 if -- if you just give me the chance . theresa : it is n't a very merry christmas , now , is it ? i know it 's because of me . theresa : ethan ? it 's the christmas star . maybe it 's the one that appeared over the stable in bethlehem . shall we wish upon it ? theresa : lord ? please do n't take away ethan 's life . he 's your son , too . we 're all your children . please let him embrace his life again . let him embrace his daughter , even his wife if it means that he can live again . i will keep my distance from him , lord . i will give him up . please bring him back to your beautiful earth so that he can enjoy all the rewards that his good heart deserves . please , let him live a long and happy life , even if i 'm not part of it . [ scene_break ] gwen : can we please go faster ? f.b.i . agent : ma'am , we are already going way over the speed limit . gwen : i just want to get to the cabin and get my husband away from that psycho . [ scene_break ] tabitha : good job , endora . that 's one thing out of the way . we have got to be ready to run for our lives . now that norma and edna have teamed up , we 'll be in quite a pickle . norma : uncle ? santa : `` uncle `` my ass ! norma : more profanity ! [ as daddy ] he should be punished , buttercup . [ normal voice ] damn straight ! ugh ! mrs. wallace : oh , god . i think kicking santa 's butt means we 're going straight to hell . [ noise ] mrs. wallace : what 's that ? elf : no one 's going to beat up santa when sparky 's around . second elf : let 's get them ! sparky : yeah ! mrs. wallace : hurry ! let 's get this contraption going . norma : on dasher , on dancer ! why wo n't this stupid horse move ? mrs. wallace : make like secretariat or we 're selling you to the glue factory ! norma : ho , ho , ho ! a bloody christmas to all , and to all a good night ! whoo ! mrs. wallace : whoo ! elf : get back here ! sparky : you ca n't do that to santa ! elf : come on . [ scene_break ] ivy : i did n't mean to upset you , kay . kay : of course not . you never do . ivy : it is food for thought , though , is n't it ? i mean , what would you do if miguel came back to town and wanted you for his very own ? [ door closes ] sam : all right ! fox : oh , yeah . sam : looky what we got . ivy : oh , it 's beautiful . sam : is n't it ? fox : you got it ? ivy : i love that smell . mmm . fox : hey . kay : hey . it 's a pretty tree . fox : yeah ? your dad picked it out , so -- sam : fox , help me get it in the stand , will you ? fox : yeah . sure . ivy : i do n't want you to hurt fox , kay . i just want you to think this through . take some time , sort out your feelings . maybe stay away from fox and then no one will get hurt . kay : i make no promises . sam : lights first . kay , you 're very good at that . kay : ok . sam : well , did you have a chance to speak with kay ? i mean , you think they 'll get back together ? ivy : i do n't know , you know ? she 's very independent . but , yes , i spoke with her . sam : ok , well , i spoke with fox . you know , i hope we did enough . making these two happy would really feel like christmas . ivy : yeah . [ scene_break ] gwen : are you both armed ? f.b.i . agent : yes , ma'am . gwen : good . a gun will come in handy . theresa : i 've done all i can for you . theresa : i wished on the christmas star that god would bring you back to us , even if it means that we ca n't be together . i love you . noah : fancy ! come here . look , i know i hurt you , all right , and that kills me . but if you give me another chance , i swear i will always be honest with you . i will never lie to you again . fancy : i want so much to believe you . noah : and you can , ok ? look , please , please say that you believe in me , that you believe in us . fancy : oh , noah , i -- [ siren ] fancy : oh , no . is that what i think it is ? noah : it 's the cops . look , they must know we have ethan . theresa : oh , my god . my god , it 's the police . they 're going to find you , they 're going to take you back to gwen . she 's going to take you off life support . your can not be over . i 'm not going to let that happen ! [ next_on ] norma : oh let 's go kill tabby tabitha : we 're going to die . gwen : you are going to be one dead bitch , theresa ! you 'd better open this door ! theresa : if you try to take ethan away from me , it will be the last thing that you do !
the jig is up for theresa , noah , and fancy , as the ambulance salesman comes up with the name of theresa 's assistant . gwen and the fbi are on their way to the cabin , even as theresa , noah , and fancy come through for ethan again when the electricity goes out . have they saved his life yet again , only to have gwen pull the plug anyway ? fancy realizes theresa really loves ethan , and noah tries to make her understand that 's how he feels about her . theresa sees the christmas star and makes a wish on it . she wishes that ethan will wake up and live the life he should have , even if that means he lives it with gwen . theresa vows again to stay away from him if gwen is the one he wants , just as long as he is alive and happy . sam and fox go on a christmas tree hunt , leaving ivy behind to talk kay into giving fox another chance . the only problem is , ivy does n't want her son with kay , so she actually tries to talk her out of it .
kay : where 's the angel ? i know there 's got to be an angel somewhere . tabitha : do n't look , endora . jessica : look , endora . look at all the pretty lights . tabitha : this is the price we have to pay for living with muggles . kay : she 's a baby witch who 's going to grow up to be a big one just like her mother . she ca n't tolerate anything to do with the birth of christ . tabitha : hello , hello -- whose side are you on anyway ? last i knew , you 'd just joined us on the dark side . kay : well , not if it means giving up christmas . i want maria to enjoy it the same way i did growing up . tabitha : you were young and naive then , kay . you 'd better remember where your loyalties lie now , girl . kay : you know , i do n't know what good it 's done me to join up with you and your nasty crowd anyway in the basement . miguel 's off on some ridiculous search for charity . my mom is in europe with a man that she thinks is her first husband -- tabitha : mm - hmm . kay : and poor simone over there is in just as bad a shape about her family . i do n't want to even talk about the lopez - fitzgeralds ' messes . i would n't even know where to start . tabitha : yes , i know . is n't it absolutely perfect ? kay : no , it 's horrible . tabitha : yes , i know . that 's what i 'm saying -- perfect . it 's going to be an ever so miserable christmas for everyone , maybe even worse than thanksgiving if we 're lucky . hmm ? eh , endora ? jessica : found it ! it was at the bottom of the box . [ endora growls ] tabitha : shh . jessica : what was that ? simone : it 's the baby . oh , my god . julian : wake up , beautiful . eve : julian . julian : would you like some coffee ? the chef 's almost finished making a really terrific meal . eve : where are you taking me ? julian : well , that 's a surprise . eve : oh , now , that 's hardly fair . whisking me off to some super - secret destination on the brand - new crane jet . i did n't even have a chance to say goodbye to the girls . julian : you wo n't be gone that long . eve : well , i guess it does n't matter . they would n't miss me anyway . julian : all right , now , no sad thoughts , not today . you see , the idea is to forget everything that has been worrying you and just leave it back home in harmony . eve : would that it were so easy . i would love to forget that my sister tore up my marriage and that my daughters hate me . i do n't think any getaway could accomplish that . julian : can you try , just for me ? eve : if it means that much to you . so where are you taking me ? julian : you 'll know soon enough . ethan : oh . theresa : what 's going on ? ethan : there 's something i got to tell you . rebecca : hey , you two -- get out ! you are trespassing on private property . theresa : what are you talking about , rebecca ? mom and i live here . rebecca : wrong again ! and if you are n't off this property in five minutes , i am going to have security toss you out . theresa : wait a minute . ok , we were just thrown out of the hospital , ok ? my things are in there , my mother 's things are in there . rebecca : uh -- not anymore , they are n't . theresa : oh , my god . do you see this ? gwen : damn , you missed her . maybe the next one . theresa : no , you ca n't do this , rebecca ! rebecca : oh , no ? watch me . good riddance to bad rubbish . theresa : oh , my god . [ rebecca laughs ] katherine : oh , my gosh . it 's the tree lighting tonight . martin : are you ok ? katherine : but it just caught me off guard . it 's been such a long time . i remember i used to bring sheridan here when she was a little girl . we loved it . paloma : papa ! tia ! katherine : oh ! hi , darling . paloma : i 'm so glad you could meet me here . martin : i 'm just not sure why you asked us . paloma : it 's christmas , my first christmas in harmony since i was a baby , and i was asked to light the christmas tree when it is time , and i wanted you to be here with me . katherine : i 'm sorry , paloma , but i just ca n't . i ca n't . i 'm sorry . mrs. wallace : i know why you ca n't stop yawning today -- because you could n't sleep a wink last night thinking about sheridan and her little boy , now , could you ? beth : you know what ? i 'm never going to forgive you for bringing him to be with her . mrs. wallace : like i care . beth : it does n't matter . i just have to figure out what alistair meant by the word `` mother `` and how it can break up luis and sheridan . luis : hey . hey , hey , hey . hey , champ . sheridan : hey , look at daddy . luis : you all ready for the tree lighting , huh ? sheridan : aw . luis : huh , huh ? sheridan : what a little angel . luis : yay . beth : i was n't sure if you two would make it . luis : what , are you kidding ? we 're not going to miss this for the world , are we ? huh , bud ? sheridan : beth , are -- are you ok ? you look a little tired . beth : i 'm just a little cold , that 's all . sheridan : oh , you ca n't get sick . i mean , we need you to be a part of the wedding . luis : that 's right . beth : of course . you know , i would n't let anything get in the way of your big day . in fact , i thought of the perfect present for you guys . sheridan : oh , beth , that 's not necessary . beth : oh , of course it is . and -- you know what ? it 's a doozy . i might even call it a showstopper . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life julian : turn around . eve : oh -- are you going to blindfold me ? julian : uh - huh . eve : i 'm not rebecca , julian . julian : well , you do n't have to tell me that . i mean , it 's just to maximize the surprise . eve : all right , if it 'll make you happy . julian : you make me happy , eve . i just want to return the favor . sam : i need a tall volunteer . one of the strings of lights at the top got tangled up . luis : oh , i guess that 'd be me ? sam : not necessarily . mrs. wallace : heavens to murgatroid . precious , you want to help ? beth : marty , look ! precious is climbing the tree . luis : hey , by the way , is there any news on alistair ? sam : as a matter of fact , there is . luis : yeah ? sam : yeah , it looks like your father has taken a turn for the worse . does n't look like he 'll be around long enough to tell us that word that was going to break you and sheridan up , or who poisoned him . look , christmas or no , i want you all to be aware that this case is my top priority . nobody in harmony gets away with attempted murder or murder . katherine : i 'm sorry , paloma , that i ca n't stay for the tree lighting . paloma : but everyone says it 's the best part of the christmas season in harmony . martin : yeah , but -- i know , it 's just not a good idea , sweetheart . you know , if your mother and luis come , they wo n't want to see us . paloma : but i need you here with me . it 's my first time lighting the tree . being with you makes me feel less homesick for puerto arena . it takes some of the pain away . please , papi ? please , tia ? rebecca : ha - ha ! ethan : gwen , rebecca , stop it , will you ? that 's enough ! you made your point , all right ? rebecca : oh , i have not even begun , ethan . oh , and , theresa , you can take your not - so - saintly long - suffering mother with you . gwen : theresa , you better be out of here by the time we come down . ethan : look , maybe it 's best . you should probably just leave , all right , before they get out here . pilar : no , mija . no . gwen : why are you still here ? theresa : i am not going anywhere without my son . rebecca : oh , did you hear this , gwennie ? she actually thinks that we 're going to let her take little ethan with her . theresa : you know what ? you ca n't do this . i promised him that i would take him to the ceremony . gwen : in your dreams ! he 's never going anywhere with you ever again . theresa : you know what ? you ca n't do this . little ethan ! gwen : get the hell out of here ! theresa : you know what ? i 'm going in to see my son . gwen : over my dead body , theresa ! ethan : gwen ! pilar : no ! gwen : get out of here ! do n't you ever come back , do you hear me ? [ [ applause ] ] [ endora growls ] simone : she sounds like a rabid wolf cub . jessica : listen to that . what 's wrong with her ? tabitha : oh , it 's a touch of laryngitis , i think . simone : laryngitis ? she sounds like feeding time at the zoo , and that baby is freaking me out . tabitha : can it , sweet pea . not funny . [ endora stops growling ] tabitha : ah . there . you see ? she sounds better already . oh , these childhood maladies come and go , right , kay ? kay : yeah , yeah . jessica : i 've never heard maria do that . tabitha : you gave us quite a scare there , little one . 6 c1 the tree looks great . do n't you think so ? jessica : it does . it 's a much better job than charity ever did . kay : oh , you mean that ? jessica : yeah , absolutely . kay : i 've missed you , jess . gosh , i hardly eve c1 i do n't have much time . i keep thinking about writing mom a letter . kay : hmm . well , that 's up to you . personally , i do n't have anything i want to say to her . simone : how about miguel ? have you heard from him ? kay : well , i get emails mostly when he 's near a computer . and you know , of course he sends money for maria . he actually sent her a big package with a resent for christmas . simone : and what about charity ? did he find her yet ? kay : well , if he did , he did n't tell me . simone : we 'd better get going if we 're going to make the tree lighting . kay : yeah . i 'm going to go get maria . [ knock on door ] kay : i got it . hey , maybe it 's a christmas present from miguel for me . hmm . man : tabitha lenox ? kay : no . tabitha : oh , well . well , what do you know ? simone : well , whoever it 's from must really like you , tabitha . it 's huge . jessica : hey , do n't worry , kay . you 'll probably get a christmas email from miguel . kay : maybe . maybe next year he 'll actually be home . tabitha : oh , well . [ tabitha hums ] tabitha : thank you . witches do n't tip . all right . well , what do you think this is , my little wolf cub ? huh ? [ endora babbles ] tabitha : yes ? well , yes , i think maybe you 're right . perhaps it is from your father , julian . ha - ha ! and i did n't think he remembered you at all . mrs. wallace : it 'll take more than the word `` mother `` to separate those two . i think alistair was just toying with you , missy . beth : no , he was n't . alistair wants luis and sheridan broken up just as much as i do , and as soon as i find out what that word `` mother `` means , i 'm going to get luis back . mrs. wallace : ugh . katherine : i 'd love nothing more than to stay for the tree lighting . martin : why do n't you , then ? i 'll brave it if you will . katherine : all right , i 'll stay . paloma : gracias , gracias ! it means so much to me . martin : oh , my beautiful girls . katherine : all right . sam : paloma . hey , thank you so much for showing up early . and since this is your first tree lighting ceremony , i 'd like to walk you through it . it can be a little tricky sometimes . paloma : i hope i can do it without embarrassing myself . martin : come on , now , of course you can . we 'll be right here cheering you on . sam : paloma , why do n't you go ahead and i 'll catch up with you ? paloma : ok , ok . martin : bye , sweetie . paloma : bye . sam : i thought you both would be interested in hearing -- alistair has taken a turn por the worse . it seems he 's fallen into a deeper coma , does n't look like he 's going to pull out of it . martin : then nobody will know who poisoned him . sam : i 'm a cop , martin . with or without alistair pointing the finger , i 'll figure it out . katherine : he still thinks one of us might 've poisoned alistair . martin : i know . luis : hey . look who it is . little sis . first tree lighting ceremony , huh ? paloma : mm - hmm . luis : mama is going to be glad you came . katherine : oh , paloma , you dropped this , honey . paloma : oh , thank you . katherine : hello , luis . martin : son . luis : do n't call me that . what are you doing here ? paloma : they are here for me . i asked them to stay . luis : you 've got a lot of nerve showing up at a family affair with your mistress here . sheridan : please , luis , not tonight . luis : yes , tonight . mama looks forward to this event every year , and i 'm not going to have you ruin it for her like you have everything else in her life . now , you can leave on your own , or if you need a little help -- sheridan : luis . theresa : little ethan ! little ethan ! pilar : theresa , no , no ! do n't drag him into this , please . little ethan : mommy ! mommy ! theresa : oh , baby . gwen : sweetheart , it 's ok . they were just leaving . theresa : get off me ! i want to be with my son ! gwen : honey , it 's ok . why do n't you go back inside ? nanny 's going to make you some hot chocolate , ok ? little ethan : mommy ! theresa : sweetheart . what kind of monster are you , gwen ? i want my son and he wants me ! gwen : get her out of here now ! theresa : i love you , baby . baby , i love you ! little ethan : mommy ! theresa : little ethan ! rebecca : feliz navidad , tartita . julian : hello . singer : walking in a winter wonderland yeah eve : rodeo drive ? julian : yes , home to some of the best shopping in the world . eve : oh , julian . you are so incredible and i thank you so much , but -- julian : but presents are n't going to get your family back . i 'm sorry , i ca n't do anything about that , but at least let me give you a little vacation from your worries . i want you to consider this as sort of a time out of time . just -- just clear your head , let yourself have fun . because today i 'm going to buy you a christmas present for every christmas we missed being together . eve : oh , julian , i ca n't let you spend that kind of money . julian : money is absolutely no object . i 'm a crane , remember ? eve : but , julian , i 'm not even sure that i 'll be able to forget about whitney and -- julian : well , let 's just be thankful that fox is the father of whitney 's child and not chad . eve : you 're right . let 's not think about anything sad today . julian : you 'll let me do this for you ? you 'll let me treat you like the queen you are for this day ? eve : i do n't deserve it . julian : oh , i beg to differ . now , you stop punishing yourself if only for today . consider it your christmas present to me . eve : ok . ok , i will . julian : all right . come . luis : why do n't you take your mistress and get the hell out of here ! sam : break it up ! what the hell is wrong with you ? i 'm on the verge of reinstating you to the department , and you 're going to blow it with your temper . luis : just having a little talk with my father . he has no right to be here . paloma : luis , i told you , i 'm the one who asked papa and mrs .. wheeler to stay . they 're doing it for me . martin : believe it or not , luis , the last thing i would ever want to do is hurt your mother . luis : well , then why do n't you just leave ? sam : hey . luis : ok . fine . you stay . but that does n't mean that i have to like it one bit . sam : you calm down . jessica : wow . it 's even prettier than last year . kay : look at the tree , maria . in a little bit , it 's going to be all lit up . hmm ? tabitha : well , looks like hot - tempered luis is all lit up . oh , well , here comes miss tonya harding herself . tell me , precious -- has beth finally figured out that madame wheeler is really katherine crane , huh ? oh -- oh , what a lame brain . i would 've thought she 'd put the pieces together by now . that girl is as dumb as a post if she can not figure out what the word `` mother `` means , huh ? right , endora ? katherine : oh -- wow . what was that for ? martin : for standing under the mistletoe . katherine : oh , gosh . pilar : it 's not enough that you come back to harmony with your mistress in tow . but then you come here to the most important family event of the year and you kiss her in front of everyone that i know ! damn you , martin ! damn you and that little whore of yours straight to hell ! singer : every time i look into your lovely eyes i see a love that money just ca n't buy one look from you i drift away i pray that you are here to stay singers : anything you want singer : you got it singers : anything you need singer : you got it singers : anything at all singer : you got it baby i 'm glad singers : i 'm glad singer : to give singers : to give singer : my love singers : my love singer : to you singers : to you singer : i know singers : i know singer : you feel singers : you feel singer : the way singers : the way singer : i do singers : anything you want singer : you got it singers : anything you need singer : you got it singers : anything at all singer : you got it baby singers : anything you want singer : anything you want , baby singers : anything you need anything at all singer : anything at all , baby you got it eve : julian , you 're insane . julian : this is just the beginning . we still have our whole lives ahead of us . woman : mr. crane , will that be cash or credit ? julian : oh , that 'll be credit . woman : credit ? what 's in your wallet ? julian : here you are . eve : that was easy . julian : well , you know what they say -- `` no hassle . `` eve : you make me feel like a movie star . julian : well , better a princess . martin : are you all right ? katherine : yes , i 'm all right . pilar : wait . did you just ask her if she 's all right ? what kind of a man are you ? how could you be more concerned about your mistress than your own wife ? paloma : what 's going on ? mama , what did you do to him ? pilar : wait , paloma , mi angel . the question here is , what has your father done to all of us ? paloma : speak for yourself , mama -- and luis and theresa -- not me . papa is the only person in this family who has ever cared about me at all . pilar : paloma , please , esto no es verdad . paloma : it is my truth , whether you like it or not . if it were up to you , i would have been left in a ditch . pilar : no . luis : w all , is that what he 's been telling you ? huh ? because if it is , it 's nothing but a damn lie . paloma : papa does n't need to tell me how mama abandoned me . pilar : oh , my god , paloma , you are so wrong ! luis : how many times do i have to tell you ? paloma , the only reason that we sent you to mexico is so that you did n't have to go through the pain and suffering that we all did because of him . paloma : oh , yeah , some suffering . i 've seen the crane mansion , where mama and theresa live . pilar : ay , paloma . theresa : you know what , paloma ? you 've got a wrong impression , ok ? and just for the record , mama and i were thrown out of the mansion tonight by gwen and rebecca . and they wo n't even let me be with my son for christmas . martin : maybe there 's another room at the bed - and - breakfast that you and pilar could stay in . theresa : you know what ? we will work it out on our own . we have been fine so far . sheridan : ok , everybody , look -- please , would you stop all this fighting ? i mean , it 's almost christmas . tabitha : looks like the fourth of july with all those fireworks , not this awful christmas holiday that everyone makes such a fuss about . gwen : sweetheart , let 's go this way . little ethan : mommy ! that 's my mommy ! theresa : it 's little ethan . rebecca : oh , you can see her later , sweetheart . come on , i 'm going to take you to see santa , remember ? come on , honey . gwen : i thought i made myself clear earlier that you are to stay away from my son ! theresa : he 's my son , gwen ! do you get that ? my son , just like the girl i gave birth to . gwen : you are living in a fantasy world , theresa ! little ethan is mine because i adopted him . and i still believe with my whole heart that that baby you carried is mine and ethan 's . theresa : well , you 're in for a major disappointment , are n't you ? gwen : i do n't think so , theresa ! you are going to be the big loser this time . little ethan and that baby are mine , and there is no way you 're going to take them from me ! theresa : well , i 'm not going to let you do this , gwen . i am not going to let you take my children ! gwen : julian : oh , wait . we 're not quite through . eve : julian , what else could there be ? julian : well , i 've arranged for one -- one last little surprise . sit . eve : oh . oh , my -- julian : stunningly beautiful , just like you . eve : julian , this must cost more than the entire hospital budget . julian : do n't worry about that today . do you like it ? eve : pinch me , because i think i 'm dreaming . julian : no , my darling . this is very real . this is the life that you deserve . gwen : get off of me ! ethan : gwen ! gwen : what is wrong with you ? ethan : stop ! sam : what 's going on here ? pilar : it 's all right now , sam . it 's ok . sam : you all should be ashamed of yourselves . it 's christmas , and you 're all acting like spoiled little brats , instead of mature adults with a lot to be grateful for . now , if you do n't respect yourselves enough to back off , then do it for the children here . it 's time for the ceremony . rebecca : we 're ready . sam : now , i think in the spirit of christmas , it would be nice if you let little ethan spend some time with theresa alone . gwen : she does n't deserve it , sam . sam : i think if the tables were turned , you would think differently . now ! and the rest of you , i think it 'd be nice to back off martin and mrs .. wheeler , for tonight at least . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : well , that sam bennett 's such a killjoy . sam : now , paloma , come with me . little ethan : mommy , mommy ! theresa : baby . oh -- oh , my gosh . i love you so much . i ca n't wait for you to meet your baby sister . theresa 's voice : when ethan finds out that i am his new baby 's mother , he will leave gwen and he will come back to me . theresa : and we are going to be the family that i always promised you . i love you . sam : it 's great to see you all here tonight . you know , i think that we have an even bigger crowd than we did last year . i would like to take the opportunity to thank all the volunteers who donated their time and decorated our wonderful tree . thank you very much . and to precious , who reached the very top to make sure that our lights were just right , and we want to give her a round of applause for that , huh ? as you know , we 've been doing this for many years , a tradition which started by a very generous and gracious woman who is sadly no longer with us . katherine crane . tabitha : maybe everyone in this town is as dumb as a post . huh . you 'd think they 'd be able to figure out who mrs .. wheeler is now . sam : before katherine crane died , she and her very young daughter , sheridan , would light the christmas tree every year . tabitha : dear , dear katherine crane . what a woman . just like sam bennett said -- generous and gracious to the core . no wonder her son and daughter could n't get over her death . but then , of course , there are those rumors . katherine : what rumors ? tabitha : oh , you know , rumors that she did n't die at all -- she just up and left harmony on her own one dark and dreary night . but i do n't think that 's possible , do you , mrs .. wheeler ? i mean , what woman would abandon her children like that ? especially a vulnerable little girl like sheridan . i ca n't imagine leaving my little girl under any circumstances . can you ? endora : boo . tabitha : boo ? endora : boo . tabitha : oh , no need to answer that , dear . we all know what you 'd do . sam : and tonight we 're fortunate to have one of harmony 's newest residents to help me light the christmas tree . paloma lopez - fitzgeralds . luis : yay ! woo - hood ! paloma : are -- are these for me ? sam : actually , the tradition was started by a very young sheridan crane when she was selected the first tree lighter . she would always give the flowers to her mother and invite her up here to share in the honor with her . paloma : ahem -- i have to give these to my mother ? sam : that 's the way we 've always done it . luis : come on , maybe this will help you break the ice with paloma . paloma : you 've been more like a mother to me all my life than my real mother . would you light the christmas tree with me ? pilot : we 'll be taking off as soon as the rest of your luggage is stored in the baggage compartment . julian : thank you , shawn . eve : who knew shopping could be such hard work ? julian : as long as you 're happy . eve : oh , julian , i have never in my whole life been so spoiled or so taken care of . julian : god , you are cared for . i loved you all those years ago . i love you now . eve , i will always love you . paloma : will you ? will you act as my mother and help me turn on the christmas tree lights ? katherine : paloma , i 'm honored , truly . but this is something you should be doing with your mother . paloma : but she has never been a mother to me . you have . will you do it ? please ? katherine : yes , of course . kay : you know , it 's funny . as mad as i was at mom before she left , i really miss her right now . jessica : me , too . simone : i miss mine , too , even after everything she did . sheridan : hey . gwen : hey . sheridan : so when are you going to find out about the d.n.a . test ? gwen : normally , we would have found out already . but with the holiday -- i mean , sheridan , how did things come to this ? sheridan : i do n't know , but i am so sorry . i ca n't even imagine how you must feel about ethan being with theresa . gwen : you know , i ca n't even deal with that part of it right now . right now i am just focusing on my daughter and making sure theresa does not take her away from me . katherine : paloma , i wish you would make peace with your mother . paloma : i hate her . she means nothing to me , just as i mean nothing to her . martin : this must be hard , i know . katherine : it 's so much harder for pilar . and the irony is , i know exactly what she 's going through -- desperate to connect with he daughter , and she 's not able to get through . something else , martin -- i think that tabitha lenox knows who i am . martin : oh , she could n't possibly . katherine : no , no , no -- she 's something else . i 'm not so sure . sheridan : hey , look , please , do n't be angry with me for talking to gwen . luis : i 'm not . she 's your oldest and closest friend . sheridan : good . i was afraid that you would think i was being disloyal again . luis : of course not . it was completely different when you sided with mrs .. wheeler . i mean , she 's no one to you . she 's not a friend , and she 's certainly not family . beth : `` mother . `` what could alistair have meant , huh ? luis : so , are you going to be all right ? i mean , if your father does n't make it through the night ? sheridan : after everything he 's done to keep us apart , i think i 'll be fine . luis : good . well , no matter what happens , nothing is going to stop us from getting married , you know that . tabitha : oh , maybe alistair wo n't stop the wedding , but someone will . sam : well , paloma , you 're on . sam : yeah ! simone : oh , it 's beautiful ! tabitha : oh -- oh , no . do n't look , endora . * on the next passions * gwen : i was wondering if you have the d.n.a . test results that you did on my daughter . theresa : i am calling to get the results of the d.n.a . test that was done on my baby . rebecca : if you let sam give luis ' job back , i will destroy you . tabitha : i would like to tell you a little story about your mother and where she is today .
as the community gathers to light the town christmas tree , there are a lot of un - christmasy feelings in the air . gwen and rebecca literally throw pilar and theresa out of the crane mansion , then keep theresa from taking her son to the celebration . martin and katherine show up at paloma 's urging , since she has been picked to light the tree , and luis is n't happy to see them there . pilar is even less happy at seeing them kissing in public , giving them both early presents - although not the good kind . tabitha is stirring up trouble right and left , and sam has to come to the rescue . all 's well that ends well , however .
[ sheridan and chris laugh ] sheridan : oh , come here , sweetie . let me fix your scarf . i do n't want you catching cold at the town tree lighting . it 's such a special night . hope you love it as much as i do . chris : well , james is -- has n't been to a tree lighting before , but we 're going to fix that . i have n't been to a tree lighting since -- well , since i 've been into hiding . it 's been years . sheridan : well , welcome back to christmas . you know , i 'd like to gather everyone up to come with us , especially the children . we can ask tabitha and endora , kay and maria . chris : all right . sheridan : maybe sam and ivy want to go . chris : i do n't think they 're going to be in the mood because of ethan 's kidnapping . sheridan : all the more reason to go . we could all use some cheering up . james : what 's that ? chris : that -- that 's mistletoe . it 's a very important plant over christmas time . you want me to show you how it works ? [ scene_break ] fox : all right . kay : whoo ! fox : what do you think ? kay : it looks great . fox : yeah . i think everything 's more beautiful under christmas lights . everything . sam : it looks like the two of them have made up after all , huh ? ivy : hmm . sam : i 'm going to go get some eggnog , all right ? ivy : yeah . oh , i will keep those two apart all night if i have to . fox : uh - oh . ivy : do you want to electrocute yourselves ? please . you 've got all your lights all clumped up here together . here . fox : oh . ivy : let me show you how it 's done . [ scene_break ] spike : hey . hey , whoa , whoa , whoa . hey , listen . open up wide . your know much better life is when you 're high . jessica : no . spike : come on . jessica : no . no more drugs . spike : oh , i hate it when you get like that . look , i 'm just trying to make you happy . jessica : oh , like turning tricks makes me happy ? spike : and what 's the alternative ? huh ? you ran off with your fool friend simone and see what happened ? you got your old friends making fun of you , girls attacking you ? no , kid . look , you 're better off sticking with me . otherwise , you could get hurt . jessica : hmm . spike : come on , little baby . take it . simone : did you see that ? he almost shoved that pill down her throat . paloma : let 's just grab her and run . simone : no , we ca n't do that . she 's afraid of him , especially after i convinced her to leave him last time . and he 's dangerous . he 's not going to give her up without a fight . paloma : we can not leave her out on the streets . it 's christmas . she belongs with her family . simone : i know , but how do we get her out of here ? paloma : i think i know . and roberto here will come in very handy . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh . oh . well , i 'm all packed for paris . it 's time to go before norma and edna arrive in town . tabitha : oh . oh , my darling . you see , mommy 's changed her mind because norma and edna are after me and it 's too dangerous for you to come with me . yeah . i want you to stay here in harmony with kay . oh . oh , i know , my little witchling . i 'm going to miss you , too . but , you know , norma and edna are a couple of insane fruitcakes . and they want to kill me ! and you might get caught in the crossfire , and i ca n't let that happen . and it 'll be easier for me to elude them if i 'm on my own . and you do n't want to be a little orphan witch , now , do you , huh ? oh . oh , sweet pea . i wish i could . oh . oh , you 're making me cry . you do n't want mommy to melt , now , do you ? hmm ? that 's why i have to run , so you can be safe , because i love you , too . i do n't want norma and edna to get their hands on you . [ scene_break ] norma : faster , you nag ! faster ! we have to get to harmony this very night to cut off tabitha 's head ! mrs. wallace : hey , normy ? you did a good job getting us away from those elves , honey . norma : they wo n't be making toys this christmas . ah ! faster ! mrs. wallace : hey , hey , hey , hey , hey -- you 're not hitting him with that thing , are you ? norma : hit a sweet little horsy ? you must be mad -- mad , i say ! but i ca n't wait to use it on tabitha . i 'll use it to flay the meat off her evil bones ! mrs. wallace : you go , girl . over the river and through the woods to tabitha 's house we go norma : i 'll give her a whack with my mighty ax and off her head will go both : oh ! [ scene_break ] [ siren ] fancy : noah , the police are coming . they 'll find ethan and you 'll be arrested . noah : ok . come on , let 's go . go , go , go , go , go . theresa : oh , god . ethan , the police -- they 're coming . they 're going to take you off of life support . look , i 'm not going to let that happen . do you hear me ? i wo n't let that happen . [ scene_break ] gwen : ok , you know what ? the turn for the cabin is coming up ahead , right over there . f.b.i . agent : i got it . gwen : just please hurry . i want to get my husband away from that lunatic . noah : the police are turning in the drive down by the highway . fancy : oh . we 've got to keep them out . noah : wait -- now you want to keep ethan away from gwen ? fancy : well -- theresa : i 'm not going to let them take you away from me . do you hear me ? i wo n't let them take you . i wo n't . gwen : hurry , please hurry . f.b.i . agent : ma'am , we 're going as fast as we can . gwen : i know . i 'm sorry . but i ca n't believe i hung up on that cop when he called me before . he was trying to warn me that something was going on in the cabin and he was right . crazy psycho has my husband . theresa : ok , what do we do ? noah : look , what can we do , theresa , ok ? the police are coming up the driveway . theresa : let 's make a run for it . noah : we ca n't get ethan out of here , all right ? we ca n't move him that quickly . theresa : we 've got to try , noah . noah : look , it is over , theresa , ok ? i 'm sorry . even when we kidnapped him -- theresa : no , we rescued him , when we rescued him . noah : ok , great , whatever . when we rescued him , we knew that things were going to end badly . fancy : you ca n't give up now , not after all we 've done . noah : we 've done ? fancy : i helped save his life when the power went off , did n't i ? noah : yes , yes , you did . fancy : we 've got to keep them out . noah : look , you guys , i hate to be the voice of doom here , but , no , wrong , ok ? if we resist , somebody could get hurt . it 's time to face the music . theresa : no , i am not going to give up on him . ethan ? i 'm going to protect you . i will protect you with my life . [ scene_break ] fox : let 's put this right in here . ivy : no , no , no . put it further back . otherwise , the branch is going to droop . fox : i think it 's going to droop if i put it up here , though . ivy : you think you can handle this from now on ? fox : i do n't know . i mean , i can give it a whirl , you know ? but remember , i did n't graduate college , so go for it . ivy : oh , kay , you 're really getting the hang of it . kay : yeah , well , it 's not my first christmas tree , ivy . my mom taught me how to do this . ivy : yeah , well , she 's not here , though , is she ? kay : no , she 's not . hmm . i wonder why . ivy : you know , kay , if you tell anyone what i did to break up grace and your father , you 're going to be in the soup with me . kay : how could i forget ? [ scene_break ] spike : that pill kicking in yet ? jessica : hmm , a little bit . spike : ha - ha . good girl . you are going to feel good in just a second and you are going to be ready to party . simone : do you really think this will work ? paloma : only one way to find out . simone : thank you , roberto . you are doing a good deed tonight . roberto : hey , if i did n't , paloma will beat me up . paloma : oye ! roberto : hey . fine . paloma : here , a kiss for good luck . simone : i hope this is enough . roberto : oh . spike : ok . it 's our lucky night . here comes a john . look cute , sweetie . hey . roberto : hola . spike : hey , what 's happening , man ? roberto : hey , man . hey , i talked to somebody . he told me you 're the guy who 's got the girls i need to hire . spike : really ? well , money talks , amigo . what are you looking for ? roberto : well , i have a friend who 's having a bachelor party and , you know , i need a girl who could do anything , if you know what i mean . spike : hey , no problema . i got just the one for you . ok , why do n't you give me your cell number , i 'll talk to her , i 'll call you back . roberto : no , man , i do n't have time for that . i need a girl right now . the party 's starting at any minute , though . spike : oh . roberto : how about this one right here ? spike : jess ? hey , man , she 's no -- she 's no party girl , man . she 's kind of shy , but let me tell you something . she is great one on one . you got to try her some night . simone : is this going to work ? paloma : it has to . [ scene_break ] chris : you did n't think we forgot about you , did you ? come on . sheridan : no . christmas is for all of us . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , i 'm sorry , endora . i ca n't take you with me to paris . it 's too dangerous . and norma and edna could show up at this house at any minute with guns and hatchets . ooh ! well , that 's adorable , endora , but i 'm afraid you 'll have to wear it in harmony . yes , i 'm afraid you will , darling , but you 'll have lots of fun with kay . you can stay at the bennett house . yes . yes , and mommy will be back soon . yes . oh , endora ! you 've boned up on your french , did n't you ? aw . but i ca n't risk staying here because norma is terrifying . she frightened the living daylights out of my timmy , and she scares me even more , and even the boys -- the boys in the basement are afraid of her . you have no idea how insane she can be . norma : norma 's back and ready to hack ! [ tabitha screams ] [ norma screams ] [ tabitha screams ] norma : ho , ho , ho ! merry christmas ! tabitha : it -- it -- norma : that 's right , tabby . norma 's home for the holidays ! tabitha : oh ! [ tabitha gasps ] [ norma yells ] [ tabitha yells ] norma : oh , ax of mine oh , ax of mine how lovely is your sharp blade tabitha : and you know those two loonies , norma and edna -- they could show up here any moment . [ loud knock on door ] [ tabitha gasps ] tabitha : oh . oh , it 's too late . oh , they 're here already . oh . oh , we 're going to die . [ scene_break ] sam : you know , i 'm going to put on some carols . fox : huh . ivy 's voice : kay had better keep my secrets . she has to . [ christmas music plays ] fox : you know , i got to tell you , this eggnog is actually pretty good , you know ? it 's got a little kick to it , but it 's good . kay : yeah , it 's my mom 's recipe . fox : hmm . kay : hmm . fox : it 's good . kay : wow ! wow , it does have a little kick , huh ? fox : yeah . kay : whoo ! i 've never had it with alcohol in it before . my mom just always made a batch without any for us kids , so -- you know , she used to make the best santa cookies with this white icing and red sugar . it was so good . fox : you miss your mom , huh ? kay : yeah . especially now at christmas . she was so good at all this sort of stuff . fox : this family sort of stuff , you mean ? kay : yeah . i just wish she were here so i could tell her how sorry i am . fox : sorry ? sorry for what ? you did n't do anything , kay . she left . kay : yeah , but i was just so angry with her . god , i was such a little snot . i could n't wait until she left town with david hastings . but now , you know , maria , she 's growing up so fast and she needs a grandmother . my mom 's missing all of that . fox : yeah . well , you know , i mean , she 's got tabitha . tabitha 's good with her , right ? kay : oh , yeah , tabitha 's great . she is , like , the perfect babysitter . fox : mm - hmm . kay : nothing fazes her . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] tabitha : oh . oh , bloody hell . it 's crazy norma ! oh , endora . endora , we 've got to -- we 've got to go out the back . i 'm going to drop you at the bennetts ' and then -- and then i 'll hitchhike from the highway . oh . oh , yes , of course . oh , maria 's upstairs . oh . oh , why did i ever let humans in my house ? what to do ? what to do ? [ knocking ] tabitha : hey , yoo - hoo ! yoo - hoo ! do you think you could watch the human child for just a couple of hours ? oh . [ angry voices ] tabitha : oh , all right ! you do n't have to bite my head off . [ tabitha sighs ] tabitha : oh , well , maybe i should pour boiling oil on them from my bedroom window . oh , no . no . kay used up all the oil when she made fried chicken the other night . [ tabitha sighs ] tabitha : oh ! oh , no ! no , no , not endora ! take me . take me , do n't hurt endora . sheridan : hurt endora ? what on earth are you talking about ? tabitha : oh . oh , sheridan . my dear girl . oh , i thought you were somebody else . i -- did you see anybody lurking around out here ? huh ? [ scene_break ] norma : oh let 's go kill tabby rip her nasty head off mrs. wallace : we 'll slice her and dice her and make her into stew norma : ha ! now you 're getting in the christmas spirit ! mrs. wallace : is n't this just fab ? norma : ah - ha ! mrs. wallace : we are just like thelma and louise , you know -- `` edna and norma . `` norma : `` norma and edna . `` mrs. wallace : hmm . norma : and when our sleigh goes over that deadly cliff , tabitha 's going to be strapped in it ! [ norma cackles ] [ scene_break ] spike : hey , sorry i could n't help you out , buddy . come back and see me some other time , ok ? hey . roberto : look , man , this girl will do just fine . all right ? she 's pretty , is n't she ? spike : hey , man , look , i told you she is no party girl , ok ? i 'm just starting to break her in -- got it ? besides , you wo n't get your money 's worth if you come back asking me for a refund . roberto : no way . spike : damn right `` no way `` because all my deals are cash paid upfront in advance . roberto : well , that 's cool . i mean , come on , man . this party 's already starting . so -- spike : yeah . hey . jessica : huh ? spike : listen , babe . you sure you do n't want to try your first big group thing ? jessica : no ! spike : you heard , brother -- no deal . [ scene_break ] theresa : do n't you worry , ethan . i wo n't let gwen take you from me . that just means death . noah : here they come . i think i see gwen in the car . oh , my god , it is all over . fancy : you ca n't give up . we ca n't give up . we have too much invested in this . you ca n't let them come in . noah : well , what am i supposed to do , fancy ? look , those two guys -- they look like detectives or f.b.i . look , i 'm not going to let you get hurt , ok ? f.b.i . agent : ma'am , stop . let us go first . gwen : no , i need to get in there with my husband . f.b.i . agent : what if they 're armed ? you could get hurt . gwen : the only person who 's going to get hurt is theresa . god . theresa ? theresa , let me in ! i know you 're in there ! theresa , let me in ! i am with the f.b.i . ! this is over ! theresa : oh , my god , it 's gwen . gwen : i want to see my husband ! theresa : never ! gwen : fancy , noah , i know you guys are in there . let me in ! fancy : do n't let them come in , please , noah . [ pounding on door ] gwen : theresa , i am going to kick down this door if you do n't let me in right now ! i want to see my husband ! theresa : if you try to take ethan away from me , it will be the last thing that you do ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : are you sure you did n't see anyone out here -- you know , like a large woman with an ax or a hatchet or -- chris : no . why would you ask that ? tabitha : oh . oh , i -- i 'm sorry . i -- oh , it 's just a -- you know , an old woman living alone in this cruel , cruel world . i get paranoid sometimes when i 'm alone at night . chris : well , you know what they say -- just because you 're paranoid does n't mean anybody is n't trying to kill you . tabitha : oh , very comforting , dear . tabitha : oh . hmm . sheridan : tabitha , are you going somewhere ? tabitha : oh , i 'm -- i 'm just cleaning out my closet -- for the poor . sheridan : oh . how nice of you . well , are you busy right now because we wanted to invite you and endora to the town christmas tree lighting . tabitha : oh . oh , no , i 'm sorry , dear . i -- you see , i 'm babysitting for maria . chris : well , good . we 'd like them to come , too . where is she ? tabitha : well , she 's next door helping her father trim the tree . sheridan : great . we were on our way over there to ask sam and ivy if they want to come with us . so why do n't we get endora and maria all bundled up ? tabitha : oh , now , i do n't think so , sheridan . sheridan : oh , look . she 's all ready . how can you disappoint a face like that ? tabitha : yeah . how indeed . sheridan : please , tabitha . i would really like to have all my friends around me this year . you know , with luis and marty and now ethan , it would really mean a lot to me . i 'm trying to make a new beginning . tabitha : you really know how to work things , do n't you ? hmm ? oh , i guess . well , i 'll get maria and off we go . sheridan : perfect . [ scene_break ] paloma : what is roberto doing ? simone : i do n't think he 's having much luck . oh , i hope he comes through for us . paloma : he 's got to . [ scene_break ] spike : what , man , you 're still here ? all right , look , i know this girl , she 's into the group gigs . i 'll give her a call , maybe she can jump into a cab . roberto : no time for that , man . do n't you listen ? i want this girl right now . but if you want me to leave , then -- spike : that 's cool , man . you do n't have to get all huffy . ok ? hey , hey , baby ? hey . jessica : yeah ? spike : you want to try your first little bachelor -- bachelor thing here ? i mean , come on . they 're all too drunk to do much anyway . jessica : no ! spike : huh ? jessica : i said no , i do n't want to . spike : baby , listen to me . you got to see the kind of money this guy 's got . talk about a merry christmas -- look at this . jessica : hey . i know you . spike : who is he ? [ scene_break ] gwen : let me in ! [ banging on door ] gwen : damn it , theresa , this is over ! theresa : never ! i will not hand him over so you can kill him ! gwen : you have no right to do this , theresa . you are a criminal . i 'm going to make sure you are locked up for good for this ! noah , fancy , what are you doing ? you 're accomplices to this ! let me in ! you are making things worse for yourself ! f.b.i . agent : ma'am , this has gone on long enough . gwen : get -- oh . f.b.i . agent : you there inside , open this door or i will shoot it open ! noah : what did i say , huh ? they 've got guns . fancy : we 've dealt with guns before . noah : this is n't funny , fancy , ok ? somebody could get hurt or killed . f.b.i . agent : i 'll count to three and then i shoot . one -- fancy : what can we do ? f.b.i . agent : two ! fancy : do n't let them in ! noah : look , i 've got to , ok ? i 'm not going to let you get hurt over this . ok , come in . gwen : where is ethan ? noah : he 's in the bedroom with theresa . gwen : you are going to be one dead bitch , theresa ! you better open this door ! theresa : never ! gwen : fine . open this door , please . f.b.i . agent : cover those two . second f.b.i . agent : got it . agent banks : miss lopez - fitzgerald , this is agent banks of the f.b.i . open this door immediately or i will shoot the lock . theresa : no , do n't you dare ! you might hit ethan 's respirator ! agent banks : stand back . move away from the door ! theresa : are you crazy ? there is a sick man in here ! ah ! gwen : get away from my husband . theresa : no . you stay away from him . you ca n't have him . you will just kill him ! gwen : get away from ethan ! oh , my god . thank god you 're still alive . oh , god . oh . theresa : of course he 's alive ! i 'm not trying to kill him like you are . now , get off of him ! gwen : get off of me ! theresa : no , get away from me , please ! agent banks : put your hands up against the wall . theresa : oh . please , stop it . we 've got to save him ! agent banks : i will not ask you again . do it now . [ scene_break ] spike : what do you mean , you know this guy , jess ? jessica : uh -- spike : who is he ? spike : jess , i asked you a question . who is he ? roberto : listen , she do n't know me , i do n't know her . but i 'm willing to know her better real soon , you know ? huh . you know what i mean . paloma : what is he doing ? simone : jessica recognizes roberto . paloma : oy , dios mio . jessica , please keep your mouth shut . spike : you are lying to me . who are you -- one of her daddy 's cop friends ? roberto : no , man . that 's ridiculous . spike : is it ? is it ? i want to tell you something . now , tell me , amigo , why in the hell should i believe you ? hmm ? [ scene_break ] ivy : no , be careful , kay . just one strand at a time . kay : i think i can do it , iivy . sam : having them decorate the tree together was genius . looks like they 're really warming up to each other . ivy : hmm , yeah , they are , are n't they ? i do n't want you to hurt fox , kay . i just want you to think this through , take some time , sort out your feelings , maybe stay away from fox and then no one will get hurt . kay : i make no promises . oh . oh , you better not let your mom see that . fox : no , no , no . i want her to see it . it 's going to be funny when she flips out . she gets so stressed out around christmas . last year i thought her head was going to spin all the way around . [ knock on door ] fox : huh ? sam : hey , look who 's here ! fox : hey . sheridan : oh , kay , it 's beautiful . is n't the tree just gorgeous , tabitha ? tabitha : yes , yes , very festive . kay : tabitha , maybe we should put one up in your living room , huh ? we both know how much you love christmas trees . hi , honey . hi ! how have you been ? sheridan : i do n't mean to barge in , but we were just on our way to the town tree lighting . we thought you might like to join us . sam : thank you for thinking of us , sheridan . that 's very nice . sheridan : i know how worried you are about ethan . i thought you could use some christmas joy . i know i could . ivy : it 's a lovely idea , sheridan . ethan always loved the christmas tree lighting . fox : yeah , it 's a great idea . ivy : well , why do n't we just get our coats ? sam : yeah . tabitha : kay , kay ? i need to ask you a favor . i have to go out of town . could you watch endora for me ? kay : sure . tabitha : yeah , and i think it might be better if you both stay here until i get back . kay : why ? has something happened ? tabitha : no . not yet . kay : what does that mean ? tabitha : my worst enemy is after me , so i have got to lie low . kay : look , tabitha , there 's no use hiding from god . tabitha : no , not that enemy -- norma ! kay : that crazy lady that 's trying to kill you ? tabitha : yes . kay : my dad put her back in the insane asylum . tabitha : yes , well , she 's out . and she 's out to get me , and this time , she 's hooked up with edna wallace ! kay : she 's alive ? well , at least you 'll smell them coming . tabitha : look , kay , this is n't funny . i ca n't tell the police because both those broads know that i 'm a witch , so if i turn them in , they 'll blab . and the next thing i know , endora and i will be burned at the stake in the town square ! kay : oh . not in this day and age . tabitha : especially in this day and age . society takes a very dim view lately of alternate lifestyles -- [ endora fusses ] tabitha : and i 'm about -- shh , shh -- i 'm about as alternate as you can get . so i just can not take endora with me . something might happen to her , and i love her too much for that . you 'll look after her , kay . she 'll be all right with you . kay : but i ca n't control her magic . tabitha : well , do you think i can ? just do your best , dear , and if she makes trouble , then just lie your way out of it . you 're good at that . now , you -- you take her to the tree trimming and then i 'll just slip away . tabitha : oh , i 'm going to miss you so much , my little witchling . but mommy has to go so that you can be safe . oh , i know you do n't understand any of this , endora . but it 's for your own good , you see . and i wo n't be long . and you can stay here and you can play with kay and maria and maybe even your new friend james , huh ? i know you love christmas even though it 's not part of our creed , but -- but would n't you like to stay here and have christmas with kay ? huh ? kay : huh . guess what -- tabitha : yes ? kay : i bet santa 's going to come tonight . [ kay gasps ] tabitha : santa . kay : wow . and if you want , i can let you put the angel on top of the christmas tree . tabitha : oh . endora : a big hat . tabitha : you do like my hat . kay : come on . tabitha : you go see the -- oh ! kay : fox ! endora : fox . fox : hey ! kay : well -- let 's go to the tree . come on . you want fox to put you up there ? fox : let me put this on top of you . kay : what 's this stuff ? tabitha : oh . my sweet endora . kay : ha ! oh . tabitha : how can my heart break if i do n't have a heart ? au revoir , sweet pea . happy -- happy christmas . [ scene_break ] spike : si habla ingles , amigo ? who are you ? paloma : we 've got to do something . what if he hurts my roberto ? simone : oh . spike : you know , if you 're lying to me , i will carve up your pretty little face . roberto : come on , man , calm down . i just want to buy a girl , that 's it . jessica : do n't hurt him , spike . i was wrong . he just looked familiar because he looks like that guy on tv -- you know , you know in those car commercials ? spike : are you sure ? jessica : sure i 'm sure . oh , and , hey , sweetie ? i 'm at your party . spike : really ? jessica : why not ? it 's christmas and i want to buy you something nice . go ahead . make the deal . spike : oh . hey , sorry about this , man . but do n't worry , brother . it 's going to cost you . you all right ? roberto : it 's ok . it 'll be worth it . [ scene_break ] f.b.i . agent : hope you like christmas in jail . you 're under arrest for kidnapping , or at least aiding and abetting . noah : look , she has nothing to do with this , all right ? she came up here after the fact . f.b.i . agent : i think we 'll let a judge sort all that out . fancy : it 's ok , noah . i can take my punishment . noah : look , this is n't fair . gwen : thank god i found you . honey , i was so afraid that you would have slipped away and i would n't be able to say goodbye . i love you . i love you so much . theresa : you do n't love ethan , gwen ! if you did , you would n't want to kill him ! gwen : you just -- you just do n't get it , do you ? i love this man more than anything in this world and it kills me to have to let him go , theresa , but i 'm his wife and i need to honor his wishes . theresa : you are a liar . you know ethan does n't love you . he 's always loved me ! and since you ca n't be with him , that 's why you want to kill him -- so no one else can have him ! gwen : you know you 're sick ? you are sick and you deserve to be locked up and you 're going to be . [ siren ] theresa : more cops ? gwen : no , it 's the ambulance . it 's going to take ethan back to the hospital . theresa : no . no , you are not going to kill him . i 'm not going to let you kill him ! no ! agent banks : hey , up against the wall . theresa : ah ! agent banks : against the wall . theresa : all right . agent banks : you are under arrest for the kidnapping of ethan winthrop . theresa : god . agent banks : let me read you your rights . gwen : do n't even bother . she probably knows them by heart . theresa : no . no , this is n't over , gwen ! gwen : theresa , it is over . theresa : no , ethan , wake up ! ethan , wake up ! let me go ! [ scene_break ] spike : ah , it 's a pleasure doing business with you , friend . roberto : yeah , sure . come on , let 's go . jessica : ok . spike : hey , hey , do n't be bringing her back with any bruises . my customers do not like that . jessica : hmm . spike : take care , sweetie . jessica : bye . spike : whoo ! paloma : hey ! jessica : oh , hey . simone : merry christmas , jess . jessica : hey ! oh , wait -- what are you guys doing here ? paloma : we 've come to take you home , silly . simone : yeah . paloma : gracias , mi amor . simone : let 's get you home and clean you up . this is no place to spend christmas . jessica : ok . simone : it 's time to be with your family . let 's go . [ scene_break ] tabitha : i 'll be back as soon as i can , endora , all right ? you be a good little girl for auntie kay , huh ? do as you 're told . mind your manners and keep your magical powers to yourself , ok ? oh . i do n't want to go . but it 's for the best . it 's for the best , ok ? sheridan : come on , tabitha . let 's get to the park . tabitha : oh -- oh , i 'm sorry . i -- i did n't tell you . i ca n't go . i -- i have some errands to run . sheridan : oh , i 'm -- i 'm so sorry . tabitha : no , it 's -- not to worry . yeah . she 's in very good hands . you go with kay . go with auntie kay . ok , darling . yes . tabitha : oh -- oh , kay -- kay , do n't forget to read her her `` harry potter `` at bedtime . she 's crazy about lord voldemort . huh . oh . it 's my first parting from my little one . but i know it 's for the best . ooh ! oh , jumping genie . i better get out of dodge . [ scene_break ] norma : on the 10th day of christmas my daddy gave to me 10 tabby fingers mrs. wallace : nine of tabby 's ribs norma : eight of tabby 's eyeballs mrs. wallace : hold it ! hold it -- i still do n't get that one , for heaven 's sakes . the woman has got two eyeballs . now , how come daddy 's giving you eight ? norma : [ as daddy ] if my buttercup wants eight eyeballs , she 'll get eight eyeballs ! mrs. wallace : okey - dokey . peachy keen with me , honey . look , how would you like to have another christmas sip ? norma : do n't mind if i do . [ normal voice ] oh , daddy . ooh . mrs. wallace : hey ! i knew daddy looked familiar to me . oh , yes , it was the fourth of july in schenectady in 1964 . then we went out to daddy 's truck . could n't hold your liquor back then , either , could you , daddy ? hey , hey , hey ! look , we 're only 20 miles from harmony . norma : 20 more miles . then it 's mince tabby pie for christmas . [ norma slurps ] mrs. wallace : ok , you go ahead and chow down on that . i 'm just sticking with the gin , honey . norma : ha - ha - ha - ha - ha ! giddyap ! whoo - hoo - hoo - hoo - hoo - hoo ! [ scene_break ] gwen : just be careful with him . he 's been through a lot . medic : do n't worry , ma'am . we 'll take good care of him . agent banks : get those two in the car . f.b.i . agent : on your feet . gwen : how could you do this to me ? how could you help theresa ? i thought you were my friends . fancy : i am your friend , gwen . gwen : fancy , i saw you slap theresa 's face , and now you 're helping her ? noah : gwen , look , she did n't know anything about this , ok ? she did n't know until she followed me up here . i swear . gwen : well , what about you ? why would you ever participate in something like this ? you know , forget about me , noah . what about your dad ? you know what you 're doing to him ? what you 're doing to fancy 's mother ? this is insane . noah : look , after everything was said and done , i thought that ethan deserved another chance at life . gwen : do you think i want to take him off life support ? this is destroying me , and you 're just making things worse . noah : look , i 'm sorry . theresa : look , i want to ride in the ambulance with ethan . gwen : i am going in the ambulance with ethan . you 're going to jail where you belong . you 're never going to see ethan again . please get her out of my sight . fancy : merry christmas , gwen . theresa : no , no . no , ethan needs me . let me go ! ethan , wake up ! she 's going to kill you ! ethan , wake up ! please , wake up ! [ next_on ] theresa : i 'm not leaving , gwen . i 'm going to stay here to make sure you do n't kill ethan . gwen : i 'm not going to kill ethan . i 'm going to kill you . norma : giddyap ! officer : i said stop ! pilar : dios mio , fire !
gwen and the fbi arrive at the cabin , and although theresa does her best to keep them out , they manage to get in and arrest her , noah , and fancy . gwen gets ready to take ethan back to the hospital , where she will pull the plug on him . fancy even tried to block them from coming in . sam and ivy watch fox and kay decorate the bennett christmas tree . sam was happy they seem to be getting along well , but ivy is steaming with anger . she continues to try to subtly interfere , but nothing works .
miguel : kay , please talk to me . just tell me what i 've done so i can try to fix it . kay : miguel , you know exactly what you 've done . just leave me alone . miguel : but i do n't know , kay . i have no idea what set you off to make you so angry . kay : well , it makes me angry that you just keep lying to my face . so just leave me alone . tabitha : kay , look at all this . why did n't you stop them ? did n't you hear the rumblings coming from the basement ? kay : i tried to stop them . but -- i know , i 'm trying to keep the boys downstairs calm . tabitha : yes , well , this is one more reason why i should take endora and disappear . kay : well , i -- i thought you were supposed to be gone by now . what happened ? tabitha : i could n't get a flight out . my damn car battery 's dead . and i -- i feel it in my bones that norma and edna are around , and they 're going to make their annual christmas visit . and it 's my blood they 're after ! tabitha : oh ! what 's that ? paloma : it 's christmas carols ! tabitha : oh , great toads and toenails . just what we need . tabitha : oh , all right . miguel : fox , can i talk to you ? fox : go ahead . miguel : kay 's been acting weird lately . i wondered if you knew why . man : what are you doing , taking your mask off ? what if somebody saw you ? woman : there was nobody around and it was choking me . is n't yours too tight ? man : you know what -- actually , yeah , it is too tight . i guess there 's nobody to see . jessica : oh , my god . they look just like charity and miguel , but they 're not . what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] ethan : j.t . ? oh , damn it , he is gone . gwen : honey , i do n't blame him . do you ? honey , you may have helped him out with the irs , but who knows who else is chasing him , right ? can we please just go ? ethan : no , no , i 'm -- i 'm gon na make him give me the dirt on jared if i have to track him down to the ends of the earth . gwen : it 's because of theresa , right ? ethan , when is this going to stop ? ethan : hold on a minute . this is not about theresa . this is about little ethan . there 's no way i 'm going to let jared become little ethan 's stepfather . gwen : ethan , theresa is his mother . this is -- this is her decision to make , not yours . ethan : she 's going to change her mind when i prove to her how bad jared is . gwen : ok , again , i 'm gon na say little ethan is not your son . he 's not your responsibility . ethan : no , he is . he has my name , gwen . i helped bring him into this world . i feel responsible . gwen : oh , ok . i see what this is about . this is because i ca n't give you a son , right ? ethan : gwen -- god , no . gwen : this has nothing to do with protecting little ethan . this has to do with the fact that i ca n't give you any children . you want jared out of the picture so you can be with theresa . you can be a family with her and jane and little ethan . it 's because i ca n't give you a son . [ scene_break ] rebecca : j.t . , you 're -- you 're shaking . you really are terrified . j.t . : i -- i 'm running for my life . rebecca : dressed as a woman ? j.t . : yes , rebecca , i told you . they took a shot at me tonight . i had to get out of the apartment to stay alive . rebecca : oh , you poor thing . but -- but you said you have no idea who did it ? j.t . : well , that was before . i 'm starting to think that i have a very good idea of who did it . rebecca : really ? who ? j.t . : well , let 's just say i have a very good idea . rebecca : oh . [ scene_break ] chad : uh , have you proposed to theresa ? jared : no , not yet . i got the ring in my pocket , but something keeps getting in the way . chad : yeah , well , nothing 's stopping you now . why do n't you go over there and ask her ? [ scene_break ] eve : 360 . nurse : 360 . eve : clear . luis : oh , fancy , do n't leave me . please do n't die . nurse : nothing , dr. russell . eve : again ! 360 , now ! clear ! eve : atropine ! bag her . eve : come on , fancy . i am not going to let you die on me . [ scene_break ] carolers : gloria . tabitha : wretched do - gooders . who gave them permission to do their cat - calling at my house ? tabitha : yes , i thought you would . well , it 's all right , sweet pea . you ca n't help being half mortal . i tell you , we 're in grave danger if we do n't get out of here . edna and norma are totally insane . and they always try to kill me at this time of year , while the rest of the town is celebrating you - know - what . [ scene_break ] paloma : kay , cheer up . it 's christmas ! and you 're about to marry the man of your dreams . smile . kay : i 'm happy . i 'm happy . carolers : come adore on bended knee tabitha : oh , those two . there 's something horribly familiar ... { norma : ho , ho , ho , merry christmas ! tabitha : oh ! } tabitha : no , no , no -- it ca n't be . carolers : gloria [ scene_break ] fox : i do n't understand , miguel . kay 's been acting weird ? miguel : yes , and i wondered if you knew why . { man : how long are we going to have to act like we 're charity and miguel ? fox : for as long as i 'm paying you . } fox : boy , i do n't know , miguel . maybe pre - wedding jitters . you know how women are . miguel : yeah , maybe you 're right . fox : you know , but i 'm sure she 'll be back to normal as soon as we get married . you know , i ca n't wait . i mean , kay 's the most amazing woman in the world , but -- gosh , i do n't need to tell you that , do i , miguel ? you knew her first . miguel : yeah . fox 's voice : and as long as nobody ever finds out about those impersonators i hired , kay will be mine forever . [ scene_break ] woman : do n't you think it 's really cruel for fox to pretend to be dying , and to make kay believe that miguel and charity slept together ? all that just to make sure she marries fox . man : what was that ? woman : i do n't know . do you think somebody heard us ? man : let 's get out of here . jessica : i do n't believe this . fox is setting kay up with a bunch of lies . kay 's going to die when she hears this . [ scene_break ] rebecca : but you were going to tell me who it is you think is trying to kill you . j.t . : oh , it 's better that you do n't know . you know , if i 'm not very careful , this could be my last day on earth . [ scene_break ] chad : so what are you waiting for ? go over there and propose to her . go on . jared : well , i guess now is as good a time as any . hey , whitney , i know this is really important , but do you think i could have a moment with theresa ? if you do n't mind . whitney : oh , no , of course not . i 'll go show chad this menu . theresa : ok . whitney : ok . theresa : are you ok ? is something wrong ? jared : no , no , no , everything 's fine . i was just , you know , excited . chad and whitney 's wedding -- it 's a pretty exciting time . theresa : totally . jared : but , um , i wanted to ask you a question , theresa . theresa : go for it . [ scene_break ] eve : come on , fancy , come on ! nurse : doctor , the family . eve : close the door . i 'm not letting you die , fancy . luis : oh , god . julian : luis , luis , just let them do whatever it takes . luis : what 's going on ? will she be all right ? [ scene_break ] carolers : joy to the world the lord is come ! let earth receive her king let every heart -- tabitha : it ca n't be . can it ? noah : merry christmas . paloma : feliz navidad . man : feliz navidad . man : happy holidays . second man : merry christmas . kay : tabitha , what 's wrong ? tabitha : i think -- that snowman , i think it was norma . and -- and i think that elf was edna . kay : no , why would they be here ? i think you 're mistaken . tabitha : no , no , no . i 'm not , endora . i can feel it in my bones . norma and edna are close . too close . come on , come , come . edna : oh , boy , did you see how scared tabitha was ? boy , can we get under her skin ? norma : yeah , but we 're gon na go a lot deeper than her skin , edna . edna : oh , tsk - tsk - tsk . [ scene_break ] ethan : ok , i 'm sorry . i know it hurts you that you ca n't have children , gwen , but i love you . i do -- only you . this is not about theresa . it 's just about a little boy . it 's about jane 's brother , little ethan . i 'm just trying to protect him from a guy that i believe is no good . and j.t . cornell , he 's got the evidence on jared to show me . gwen : ok , just do whatever you have to do , ok ? but i do n't like it . and we may as well go , because j.t . 's probably long gone from harmony by now . ethan : i 'm just wondering about something . gwen : what ? ethan : j.t . 's been known to frequent this seedy motel on the outskirts of town . gwen : that -- that dumpy one ? the safari motel ? ethan : yeah , yeah . i think we should check it out . gwen : do you really think that 's where he would go ? ethan : it 's a possibility , is n't it ? gwen : ok . ethan : ok ? gwen : ok . ethan : all right , let 's go . gwen : oh , i just hope my mother had time to get rid of j.t . by now . [ scene_break ] j.t . : how do i look ? rebecca : well , like i said ... strangely sexy . j.t . : i am kind of sexy , are n't i ? rebecca : you , honey , are one hot broad . j.t . : yes , i am . and you know what ? i kind of like it . [ scene_break ] jared : theresa , i , um ... man : they told me to bring this in here . theresa : yes , um , that over there is going to be like the staging area for the wedding , so could you just put it over there , please ? theresa : i am so sorry , jared . jared : no , it 's ok . what is that ? theresa : that 's my gift for whitney . so can it wait ? you know , the thing that you wanted to ask me ? jared : oh , sure , yeah . it can wait . theresa : ok , thanks . chad : so ? did you ask her ? jared : no , interrupted again . chad : well , hang in there , man . you know , i never thought i 'd see the day whitney and i would be planning a wedding , but finally we are . jared : man , not to put a damper on things , but what about this blackmail letter ? somebody knows about your rendezvous at the motel , chad . chad : yeah , i just have to make sure whitney does n't find out . and i 'm going to do whatever it takes to make sure she does n't . [ scene_break ] julian : eve , just tell us . is -- is fancy alive ? eve : yes , thank god . we were close to losing her , but she 's stable for the moment . luis : thank god . ivy : what happened ? why did her heart stop ? eve : well , we have to run some tests , ivy . but she 's had a very traumatic experience . she could have internal bleeding . we just do n't know . but we will find out what the monster did to her . julian : thank you , eve . luis : may i see her ? eve : she 's not conscious yet , but of course , of course . julian : may we , uh , may we also go in ? eve : of course , julian . sheridan , can i speak to you for a minute ? sheridan : what about ? eve : i want to know how you feel right now . sheridan : how i feel ? i -- i feel relieved , of course . fancy is my niece , and i -- i care about her deeply . eve : yes , but how do you feel about luis and fancy ? i mean , this experience is bound to bring them closer . how does that make you feel ? [ scene_break ] luis : i love you , fancy . can you hear me ? i love you . ivy : do you think she 's going to be ok ? julian : well , eve 's a good doctor . ivy : i hope you did n't get the wrong impression when i was clinging to you out there . julian : what are you -- we were frantic about our daughter . i did n't have any impression . ivy : good , because i am still mad at you for pushing fox to marry kay . you know that bitch is going to ruin his life . julian : can we just forget about that for now and concentrate on fancy ? ivy : you 're right . you 're right , i 'm sorry . i hope that eve did n't get the wrong impression either . julian : i told you , eve and i are through . let 's just think about fancy . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i do n't know what you 're implying , eve . eve : i 'm worried that you still have feelings for luis , and he is obviously moving on with fancy . sheridan : i know that . eve : then why do n't you go home and be with your husband and your child ? i mean , you should be getting ready for christmas . sheridan : oh , i get it . you 're still afraid that i 'll do something crazy because that 's what cranes do when they lose someone . eve : you know it 's true . and yes , i am worried . i 'm going to go back in . i just want you -- try and be aware of it , sheridan . [ scene_break ] chad : hey . whitney : hey . chad : look , i 've got to go into the office to take care of a few loose ends so i can be free and clear for tomorrow . whitney : oh -- oh , um , ok , you have to go in ? ok . can you believe by this time tomorrow we 're going to be married ? i can hardly wait . chad : neither can i. i love you . bye . excuse me for a second . jared : yeah . i 'll be right back , all right ? theresa : ok . jared : hey , now tell me you 're not going to that motel . chad : yeah . jared : come on , man , it 's the night before your wedding . is it really worth the risk ? chad : jared , look , i ca n't help it , ok ? [ scene_break ] j.t . : so , you like me like this ? rebecca : you are one hot mama , that 's what you are . j.t . : i think we are two hot hoochie mamas , are n't we ? rebecca : so hot , you betcha we are . edna : uh , oh , my g -- uh , oh -- normie , normie ! oh , my goodness . look at that . norma : oh , reminds me of the lesbian bar scene in europe . we were fabulous when we headlined at chez gay , were n't we ? edna : oh , god , terrific , huh . you know , i swear she looks like rebecca hotchkiss , and i had no idea that she played on both teams . ok , so if this place is good enough for her , then it ca n't be all that bad . norma : let 's reserve judgment , ok ? rebecca may be rich , but she has absolutely no class whatsoever . edna : you mean like that classy motel you ran -- beep beep . norma : i told you never to speak of daddy 's motel ! it was his pride and joy ! edna : ok , ok , relax , ok . this is the ritz of route 56 , ok ? norma : damn straight ! now , let 's find our room . edna : huh . oh , you 're such a ... [ scene_break ] ethan : did you hear that ? it sounded like a man 's voice . gwen : uh , no , i -- i did n't hear anything . ethan : oh , i heard something . it came from over there . [ scene_break ] jessica : kay ! kay -- guys -- you guys are not going to believe this . noah : jess what 's going on ? where have you been ? jessica : no , i saw a -- a fake miguel and a fake charity . kay : what ? jessica : ok , i 'm telling you , i saw them . they looked just like charity and miguel . fox : and you saw little green men , too ? paloma : jessica , are you drunk ? jessica : no , no . well , ok , i 'm a little drunk , but i know what i saw . miguel : you saw a fake me and a fake charity . jessica : yes , and i thought i must be seeing things , but -- kay : well , you -- you must have been seeing things because miguel 's right here . jessica : but it was n't him . i mean , the guy -- he looked like miguel , and he sounded like miguel , but it was n't him . fox : jess , can you think , uh , you might be mistaken because of -- of the booze ? jessica : no , no . i mean , i know i saw something . i mean , i think i did , but it just made no sense . kay : yeah , no , it does n't make any sense . jessica : but it was so real . i mean , i heard them , and i saw them , and then they peeled off their faces . paloma : they peeled off their faces ? noah : jessica , you have to realize how absolutely absurd this sounds . jessica : ok , yeah , it sounds crazy , but i -- fox : hey , jessica , how much of this did you have to drink ? jessica : um . paloma : you -- you drunk the whole bottle ? jessica : well , yeah . i mean , i guess i did . i must have , but i saw them , a fake miguel and a fake charity . fox : darling , i think you 're hallucinating . i mean , you drank enough vodka to kill a small russian bear . jessica : no , i 'm not hallucinating . hey , you know , i heard them . they said it was you , fox . you 're behind the whole thing . [ scene_break ] julian : how 's she doing ? luis : well , she 's not conscious yet . i 'm going to see if there 's any word on the scum that did this to her . ivy : they have to find the bastard who did this to our daughter . seeing her lying there , so fragile and so helpless , it makes me feel so guilty . julian : oh , please , guilty . you 're not to blame for this , ivy . ivy : we sent fancy away to boarding school when she was so young , she did n't even know she had parents . julian : well , that 's how we were brought up . children are sent away to become civilized , and then you get to know them . ivy : i think it 's terrible . i wish we 'd kept them closer to home . julian : so do i sometimes . ivy : this reminds me of drinking at the church lunches when we were married . ivy : but we 're celebrating , right ? julian : oh , absolutely . our daughter 's living through a terrible ordeal . we 're definitely celebrating . eve : i did a rape kit . we may be able to get some dna from the attacker . ivy : oh , god . eve : well , you know , you do n't have to hang around here . an , lube here , and i 'll call you if anything changes . i mean , you -- you do have a car and driver tonight ? julian : absolutely . thank you for your -- your concern . luis : there 's nothing yet on the perp , but we 're going to get him . i swear we will . eve : i know you 'll do everything you can , luis . luis : any test results yet ? [ scene_break ] sheridan : we need to talk about your relationship with luis , sweetie . i do n't think you really love him . [ scene_break ] ivy : huh , here it is . oh , no money in it though . julian : oh , come , my dear , you 're not destitute . i have the canceled checks to prove it . drink ? ivy : i would love one . thank you . i am out on the street though , julian . sam tossed me out . julian : you -- you well deserved that . why do n't you stay in your old room now ? ivy : do you think i could ? no , what about theresa , the monster of the manor ? is n't she tramp - in - residence or something ? julian : oh , theresa 's tyrannical reign will not last forever . i 'll find a way to knock her off her throne . the squatters have n't taken over the entire mansion . your -- your old room is still free . ivy : huh , i 'm tempted . i am -- julian , i did n't know you had this picture . julian : i 'm not entirely indifferent to my children . now i feel guilty , too . look at this picture , this -- this beautiful girl that i -- i think about all those years we never even spoke . she 's closer to my father than she ever was to me . ivy : we were terrible parents , julian , but tonight when i thought we were going to lose her , i just -- i could n't -- i could n't bear it . julian : i know . my fancy , my little girl . ivy : i think i should go . julian : well , you know , you could stay here . i mean , in -- in the house , in your old room . ivy : i suppose i could , just temporarily . julian : yes , it might be very , very wise for us to be close , uh , in case they call about fancy . [ scene_break ] tabitha : you see , i told you . secrets always come out in the end . jessica : i heard them , the -- the aliens . they said you did it , fox . you did it . miguel : did these aliens say exactly what fox did ? kay : ok , miguel , do n't be ridiculous . are any of you hearing what she said ? she said `` aliens , `` whew , whoo - hoo . jessica : uh , no ! i mean , i -- i thought they were aliens when they peeled off their faces . paloma : yes , you are drunk . jessica : no , no , i did n't drink that much . well , not until after i saw them . i , uh , i , uh -- i do n't feel so good . noah : j -- whoa , whoa , oh ! paloma : oh , excuse me . is -- is she all right ? noah : over -- all right . it 's -- it 's ok , she just passed out , i think . fox 's voice : but what if she tells the same story when she 's sober ? kay : i 'm sorry . she 's just , like , ranting like a maniac . she 's obviously really drunk . fox : hey , it -- i feel bad for her . i mean , poor jessica . she 's -- she 's got a lot of problems , kay , so -- you know , i think we should really get behind her and -- and be supportive now . kay : oh , that 's so sweet . tabitha : look at miguel 's face . hmm , he wo n't rest now , now that the seed of suspicion has been planted . [ scene_break ] gwen : oh , that 's two women . ethan : i want to get a closer look . gwen : oh , really , at the two women making out in the hallway ? ethan : that tall one looks kind of familiar actually , and there 's something really weird about her hair . gwen : honey , i think you should just let it -- let it go , ok ? ethan : i heard a man 's voice , gwen . gwen : it does n't mean it was j.t . let 's go . why do n't we look upstairs ? ethan : all right . rebecca 's voice : well , well , look who 's here , again . i wonder what whitney would say , chad ? [ scene_break ] jared : hey , i actually have to get going , too . theresa : you -- right now ? really ? jared : yeah , i just want to clear my calendar so i 'll be up for tomorrow , you know ? theresa : ok . jared : all right ? theresa : all right . jared : love you . theresa : love you , too . bye . jared : oh , bye , whitney . whitney : bye . ok , so , about my surprise ? theresa : all right , yeah . it 's right there . whitney : oh . wow , um , ok . it 's a statue , maybe for the front of our new home ? theresa : no , it 's not a statue . i mean , i could get you one though , you know . this is , um , for the big day . ok ? whitney : yeah . theresa : ready ? whitney : mm - hmm . all right . theresa : ta - da . whitney : oh , my god . you got that for me ? theresa : it 's everything that you ever said that you wanted in a wedding dress since were kids . do you like it ? whitney : it 's the wedding gown of my dreams . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i know you 're going to be all right , fancy . i 'm sure of it , sweetheart . we are going to be so close , even better friends than we were before , but there is just something that you need to understand . luis is not the man for you , and i really do n't think that you love him . [ scene_break ] kay : i feel so sorry for jessica . i mean -- fox : yeah . kay : i 'm the reason that she 's in trouble . it was my fault . my mom left and that 's when she went crazy . fox : hey , do n't worry about it ok ? we -- we 'll get her help . meanwhile , do n't let this spoil things for you . i mean , your wedding day is supposed to be the most wonderful , special day of your life . i ca n't wait to see you walk down that aisle ... to me . tabitha : endora , do you see what pain you 're causing by not telling kay what fox has done ? speaking of pain , i wonder if i imagined that i saw norma and edna , whether they 're really here . if they are in here in harmony , then who knows what will happen , and if they 're not here , they will be here , and -- oh , dear . oh , i hate surprises . [ scene_break ] norma : you go , girl . j.t . : hey , there 's one lady here , pal . norma : well , whatever floats your boat . edna : oh , that 's so good . j.t . : you know , the maid is probably done with my room by now . maybe we should go back and finish this in private . rebecca : uh - huh . you know , i can not wait to get a look at this underwear . rebecca : oh , whew . work it , sister . [ scene_break ] gwen : wait ! ethan : what ? gwen : would you stop knocking on people 's doors ? it could be dangerous . someone may have a gun or something . ethan : i was sure that j.t . was here . gwen : well , honey , he 's not , and this place is really creepy . can we please just go ? ethan : alright , we 'll go , but i 'm not giving up on finding j.t . or the evidence to keep jared away from theresa . [ scene_break ] theresa : i just want your wedding day to be everything that you ever dreamed of , and tomorrow 's gon na be perfect . whitney : yeah , yeah , i know . i hope so . i mean , i want it to be , um , but -- theresa : what ? whitney : you 're going to think i 'm being really silly , but i just keep getting this feeling that something 's going to happen , you know ? something 's going to prevent me and chad from ever even walking down the aisle . theresa : no , you got ta stop those negative thoughts , whitney . get 'em out of your head . you and chad are getting married tomorrow . you 're going to live happily ever after . whitney : you 're right . i -- it 's going to be a wonderful wedding , and -- and nothing 's going to stop it . theresa : that 's right . congratulations . [ scene_break ] chad : no , damn it , you listen to me . you 're not stopping my wedding tomorrow . i 'm getting married , and you 're not going to do anything to screw it up . [ scene_break ] luis : can you hold on a second ? those fancy 's test results ? eve : some of them . the news is good . there 's no internal bleeding , and the mri shows that there 's nothing serious . luis : well , that 's good . then why did her heart stop ? why has n't she regained consciousness ? eve : yeah , sometimes when the body is severely traumatized , it just shuts down . it 's a protective measure to avoid the pain . luis : but she will come to , right ? eve : i think she will , and when she does , she 'll have the best therapist to deal with the emotional fallout . luis : i want to be there for her , too . no , i do n't want her to go through this alone . eve : she 's very lucky to have you , luis . luis : thanks , and we 're going to get the bastard who did this to her . ok , thanks , i 'm back . [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , honey , you 'll find someone else . luis just is n't the man for you . oh , it would never work out between you two . [ next_on ] eve : i 'm so sorry , luis . fancy -- sheridan : i just ca n't let go of luis . theresa : you 're about to marry the man that you love . chad : whitney .
ethan continued searching for jt cornell , and gwen continued to urge him not to . she even brought out the pity - me card by saying he 's trying to prove jared is bad because she ca n't give him a son . jt was at the seedy safari motel with rebecca , dressed as a woman and afraid for his life . never fear , proximity to bex soon had him worrying about getting to his room with her . jessica watched in horror as the fake charity and miguel removed their masks and talked about fox 's plan to force kay to marry him . she ran straight to tabitha 's to tell everyone the truth , but her story of aliens taking their faces off and it 's all fox 's doing lost something in translation due to the fact she was drunk as a skunk . miguel became suspicious , but no one else paid any attention . tabby figured the truth is coming out at last , but was too worried by having norma and edna caroling outside her front door to care much .
valerie : mr. crane , i know your assistant 's on vacation . is there anything i can help you with ? fox : um -- no , no , i 'm good , thank you . valerie : all right , just let me know . fox : all right , will do . thanks . valerie : how 's it going on the danmu project ? chad : oh , great . i finished it , sent a copy to julian for final review . valerie : you finished it ? chad : yep . sure did . why ? valerie : i was just wondering . because if you finished it , how come your half brother 's sitting at his desk working on the same file ? [ christmas music plays ] ivy : this was a wonderful idea to throw a surprise shower for sheridan . gwen : well , it was very sweet of you to host it here . ivy : well , i think we all needed an occasion to get our minds off of other things , especially you . gwen : yeah . ivy : i know how worried you are about the d.n.a . tests . any word ? gwen : not yet . theresa still insists that that baby is hers . ivy , i think i 'm going to die if she 's not mine . ivy : no , do n't say that . i know in my heart that you and ethan are going to get the baby you deserve . gwen : and you will finally get that granddaughter you 've been wanting . ivy : oh . gwen : ivy , everything looks wonderful . ivy : oh , thank you . [ doorbell rings ] ivy : oh . i 'll get it . gwen : ok . beth : hi . ivy : hey . hello . oh , and mrs. wallace . mrs. wallace : yes ! you remember precious , do n't you ? and you can call me edna , honey . oh , i like the jewel . beth : everything looks lovely , ivy . ivy : thank you . you can just put your coats right over there . beth : ok . mrs. wallace : oh , there you go , honey . beth : precious . mrs. wallace : we 'll put our coats over here . ivy : i had no idea beth was bringing the monkey . gwen : she 's a simian . you should 've seen her decorating the christmas tree at the skating pond . ivy : ok -- bizarre . gwen : yeah , and why did we have to invite beth wallace ? i do not trust that girl . ivy : well , she is the mother of luis ' child . i kind of had to include her . gwen : it 's really unfortunate that she 's going to have to be in their lives forever now . beth : hi ! ivy : hi ! beth : listen , do n't worry about precious sitting on your furniture . she wears a diaper . ivy : oh . i was n't really worried about the monkey . beth : hmm . gwen : so , beth , is n't it amazing that luis and sheridan are finally getting married ? beth : mm - hmm . yeah , it 's amazing . gwen : yeah . i 'm going to go help ivy . mrs. wallace : you had better accept it , bethie . there is nothing you can do to stop luis and sheridan from getting married . beth : oh , i will stop them as soon as i find out what that word `` mother `` means . and why alistair says that it will tear them apart . mrs. wallace : ah , good luck . gwen : kay , hi . kay : hi . gwen : hey , listen , i hope you did n't mention anything about the bridal shower to tabitha . you know , i did n't send her an invitation and i really do n't want to hurt her feelings . tabitha : did someone mention my name ? gwen : tabitha , hi ! i am so glad you could make it . tabitha : oh . well , i think my invitation must have got lost in the mail , but -- ivy : yes , of course . tabitha : kay thought i 'd be welcome anyway , so -- ivy : of course . kay : of course . tabitha : well , you 're all so gracious . oh , excuse me . i think i see beth 's mother over there . mrs. wallace : hi ! tabs ! tabitha : hi . mrs. wallace : you know something ? oops . this punch really has n't been bad at all . would you like to join me in a little drinky - poo ? tabitha : i wo n't say no . mrs. wallace : i 'll just get one of the kids to bring extra cups back for us . tabitha : ok . mrs. wallace : oh , oh . tabitha : precious ? precious , has beth made the connection yet between mrs. wheeler and sheridan , huh ? oh , well , tonight , i 'm going to make sure she does . kay : tabitha , it creeps me out when you talk to that monkey . tabitha : simian , dear . kay : whatever . ok , why did you want to come to this party anyway ? tabitha : hmm . just to watch the pain . kay : well , i do n't see anybody in pain . tabitha : hmm . watch and wait , watch and wait . beth : hey . theresa : hi . beth : theresa . theresa : beth , thank you so much . beth : nice to see you . theresa : where is she ? thank you . beth : oh , right inside . tabitha : round one , about to begin . tabitha : and round two , coming up . beth : hi ! eve : hi , beth . beth : dr. russell , how are you ? eve : good . whitney : oh , hey ! hey . beth : oh ! hi . how are you ? tabitha : my , my , kay , we have a full card tonight . let the pain and games begin . julian : hello , sam . sam : julian . julian : is luis here ? sam : he 's in the back . julian : would you have him come out , please . sheridan : julian , look , what is this about ? please , tell me you 're not here to cause trouble . sam : luis has spent months on suspension without pay because of your wife . has n't he suffered enough ? julian : would you just have him come out here , please . sam : luis ? get out here , please ? luis : julian . julian : hello , luis . luis : so what 's going on ? why 'd you want us all here ? julian : i want to give you this . luis : what is this ? julian : you have your job back with a promotion to detective . luis : detective ? julian : that 's right . and i understand there 's a substantial increase in pay . sam : yeah -- yes , substantial . luis : yeah , but why ? julian : it 's my way of apologizing for allowing rebecca to get away with what she did to you and your family . i know it was wrong and i 'm trying to rectify the situation . sheridan : julian , thank you ! this is the best christmas present ever . honey , you 're back on the force and you made detective ! rebecca : you can not do this . julian , if you let sam give luis his job back , i will destroy you . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life hmm . rebecca : i swear you will regret this , julian crane . julian : oh , right , and what are you going to do , rebecca ? are you going to expose my past with eve ? that 's already done . are you going to destroy eve 's marriage ? that 's done , too . if you really think this through , without hurting yourself , there 's nothing more you can threaten me with , so i suggest you pull in your horns , you pick up your pitchfork and tail , and you go somewhere else . rebecca : you can not do this , julian . alistair will kill you if you try to help luis . julian : my father may not live through this night , but if he does , i will deal with that . in the meantime , i 'm reversing every terrible thing you ever did to the lopez - fitzgeralds family . rebecca : oh ! and what about what theresa did to my gwen ? she killed gwen 's baby sarah . julian : oh , please . sarah 's death was an accident . it was a horrible tragedy , but nothing you have done to get revenge against theresa has brought her back ! sheridan : you know what , rebecca ? gwen has never wanted to punish their family . yes , she might have problems with theresa , but you are the one that 's hurt innocent people . julian : and it 's gone on for far too long . you have used the crane power to punish for the last time . i am divorcing you . and as soon as eve will have me as her husband , you will be thrown off the crane estate on your derriere for good . julian : luis ? congratulations . i 'm sure harmony will be a much safer place with you back on the force . luis : well , thank you , julian . i really appreciate everything that you 've done . julian : merry christmas . merry christmas , sister . sheridan : merry christmas . julian : sam , i have to go back to the office , take care of some things . i will see you all later . sheridan : mm - hmm . well , congratulations . luis : thanks . sheridan : you 're finally -- you 're on the force . you 're a detective , finally . luis : yep . yeah . sam : congratulations , my friend . welcome back . luis : thank you . sheridan : you know , we should all go out and celebrate . oh , wait a minute -- i ca n't . ivy called me . she said that she wants me to come over to your house . do you know what this is about ? sam : no . no . sheridan : oh . ok , well , i guess i 'll find out . luis : yeah . sheridan : ok , what are the smiles about ? sam : nothing . luis : nothing . what ? sheridan : all right . i 'll see you later . luis : all right . sam : see you . hey . luis : hey . sam : congratulations again . welcome back . luis : yeah -- that 's `` welcome back , detective . `` chad : fox is working on the danmu project ? why ? valerie : i have no idea , but he 's at his desk reading it . chad : oh . oh , well , he 's just reading it , you know , trying to catch up with everything . he did just get his job back . you know , i kind of thought you were trying to tell me that he was working on it , trying to take it away from me . valerie : but that 's exactly what i 'm trying to say , chad . danmu is a high- profile project , and if it makes the kind of money we expect it to , crane industries ' stock will go sky high . chad : yeah , that 's what julian told me when he gave me the project to work on . valerie : and you do n't think fox would rather get the credit than let you have it ? chad : yeah , but i did all the work . valerie : exactly . the cranes are very nasty when it comes to this company , and fox wants to be c.e.o . someday . chad : so you really think fox would try to steal the project away from me ? valerie : i think fox would do anything to get ahead , including stepping all over you to get there . fox : what are you two talking about ? beth : who is that mrs. wheeler ? and what does she have to do with the word `` mother `` ? whitney : nice bling - bling , mom . your sugar daddy buy that for you ? eve : julian bought it for me . whitney : oh , yeah , i know . and i 'm sure you earned it , too . eve : it 's not like that , whitney . julian loves me . whitney : daddy loves you . and you betrayed him . gwen : i can not believe you had the gall to show up here . theresa : my brother 's marrying sheridan , gwen . i have every right to be here . gwen : fine , but you do not have the right to take my baby , do you hear me ? theresa : she 's my baby . the test is going to prove it . i 'm going to have my baby and i 'm going to take my son back from you and you will have nothing . ivy : theresa , what are you doing here ? who invited you ? pilar : como tee arrives . how dare you bring your father 's whore here . paloma : she 's here because i invited her . i want her here . katherine : paloma , darling , i really must go . i 'm very uncomfortable here . i do n't want to cause trouble . paloma : tia , i wo n't let you leave . i need you here . katherine : paloma -- pilar : it was n't enough , huh , that you brought her to the tree - lighting ceremony and embarrassed me in front of the whole town ? pero , ahora , le traes aqui ? how could you bring her here , paloma ? sheridan : oh , my goodness . what 's going on here ? tabitha : it 's your bridal shower , dear . surprise . chad : i heard you were working on the danmu project . what for ? fox : just reading , you know , catching up . anyway , listen , i wanted to give you this before you went home . valerie : oh . fox : merry christmas . valerie : i already got my gift from crane industries . fox : that 's -- that 's completely from me . it 's to thank you for all your hard work this year . valerie : thank you . fox : you 're welcome . merry christmas . all right , you two . this would be yours -- i know you 're in here somewhere . there you go . woman : thanks . valerie : you realize what he 's doing , do n't you ? he 's building goodwill with all the employees so that he can call in favors , get information . chad : or maybe he 's just being nice because it 's christmas . valerie : chad , wake up . fox is ruthless and he 'll stop at nothing to get what he wants . chad : look , valerie , i appreciate your concern , really . and i have to admit there has been some tension between me and fox lately . valerie : because of whitney ? chad : yeah . i thought he moved in on her way too soon after we found out we were half brother and sister . he took advantage of her when she was vulnerable , and i 'm trying to deal with that . now , we 're both julian 's sons and he made it very clear that he wants us to get along , and fox knows that if he does not stay on the straight and narrow , julian will throw him out of crane industries again . valerie : i still would n't trust him . those people out there getting those presents -- they do n't even realize fox is using them . and if you 're not careful , he 'll use them to destroy you . kay : jessica ? look at poor sheridan . this is terrible . you have to help me stop all this fighting . jessica : you 're right . this is supposed to be fun . ivy : theresa , you are not welcome here , you little tramp . theresa : i have every right to be here , ivy . kay : theresa , ivy -- yeah . the guest of honor is here . gwen : oh , no . ivy : oh . gwen : sheridan 's here -- yay ! mrs. wallace : luis ' future bride -- congratulations , sheridan ! gwen : surprise ! theresa : congratulations . ivy : surprise , sheridan . sheridan : so , this is a surprise shower for me ? ivy : oh , i 'm so sorry , sheridan . i wanted this to be so much fun for you and tempers have gotten a little out of hand . gwen : we have a few party crashers , but -- congratulations ! sheridan : thank you . gwen : oh ! sheridan : this is so sweet of you but , i mean , you did n't have to throw me a bridal shower . i feel like i 've had a thousand of them over the years . tabitha : no kidding . gwen : but this is the one that really matters . you are finally going to marry luis ! sheridan : yes , i am ! ivy : ok , everybody , why do n't we all have a -- a bite to eat and then sheridan can open up her gifts ? gwen : great . sheridan : thank you . ivy : oh -- mrs. wheeler , paloma , where are you going ? paloma : we are leaving . ivy : but you just arrived . paloma : my mother continues to attack my tia . and if she 's not welcome here , i am not welcome here . katherine : i 'm sorry . it really is best if we go . thank you . paloma : tia , do n't apologize . you have done nothing wrong . pilar : paloma , please , do n't go . paloma : we are going , mama . sheridan : pilar ? look , if it 's a problem for you having mrs. wheeler here , i will ask her to leave . pilar : no , because then paloma will leave . sheridan : you can talk to her later , just the two of you . look , you 're luis ' mother and you 've been like a mother to me and i want you to enjoy yourself . i will ask mrs. wheeler to leave . pilar : no . i want her to stay because i want paloma to stay . i have to mend my relationship with my daughter . i ca n't bear it that she hates me . sheridan : someday , paloma will understand how lucky she is to have you . i wish my mother were here to enjoy this with us . kenojuak is a living legend . officer , marie knows how to p it 's fun ! classic beauty and make a memorable entrance t thrilled . the dress fits perfectly . my hair and my make- up , everything , it 's sophisticated , exactly what i wanted . [ playing theme music ] singer : you are my passion for life fox : oh , ladies , here we go . from me to you -- merry christmas , happy holidays . no thanks necessary . you deserve it . enjoy . valerie : i guess you 'll just have to learn the hard way , then , chad . julian : what , are you playing santa this christmas season ? fox : you know , just spreading a little goodwill . julian : i 've already given them their christmas bonuses . fox : well , i wanted to give them something from me , you know . julian : and the money for this -- fox : is totally taken care of . man : hey , thanks again , mr .. crane . fox : oh , you bet . man : appreciate this . fox : enjoy . julian : it appears you 're building your own little fiefdom , huh ? well , i 'll see you later . i 'm meeting with chad about the danmu project . fox : oh , well , actually i was just reading that file . julian : yes ? what do you think ? fox : well , you know , i think if you let chad run with it , it 'll be a total and complete failure . sam : all right , these are all the pictures of the people who were at the party the night alistair was poisoned . luis : mm - hmm . well , i 've been thinking that the same person who went after julian might be the person who went after alistair . sam : you know , i had that thought , as well . you know , maybe all the cranes are being targeted . remember , someone tried to kill julian . luis : oh , yeah . i could think of one person who 'd like to go after julian about now . sam : well , at least she wo n't cause your family any more problems . you know , maybe julian has put a stop to her manipulations . luis : hmm . right . but you know , people like rebecca always like to cause other people grief . rebecca 's voice : maybe that 's how i can get rid of eve -- frame her for trying to kill alistair . but how ? theresa : hi , yes , i am calling to get the results of the d.n.a . test that was done on my baby . gwen : hi , yes , this is gwen winthrop . i was wondering if you have the d.n.a . test results that you did on my daughter . pilar : theresa ? theresa : yeah ? pilar : any news ? theresa : no , i 'm -- i 'm still on hold , but you know what ? i know the results already . they 're going to prove that that baby is mine . pilar : theresa , i do n't know how you can be so sure . theresa : well , i am sure . she 's mine and you know what ? i can not wait for gwen to hear it . eve : sweetie , you know , we need to discuss the baby . whitney : not right now we do n't . eve : honey , we have to discuss gene therapy options . whitney : mom ! eve : honey , you 're having your half brother 's baby . whitney : for god 's sakes , mom , are you crazy ? do you want someone to hear you ? eve : no , but we have to discuss it . whitney : i do n't want to talk about my baby right now , ok ? theresa : thank you . `` baby `` ? oh , my god . whitney , are you pregnant ? whitney : yeah . yeah , i 'm pregnant . theresa : it 's not -- whitney : no , no , no , it 's not chad 's . it 's fox 's . theresa : oh , my god . that 's wonderful . oh , my gosh . you must be so thrilled -- congratulations ! whitney : oh . theresa : oh , my god . gwen : all right . but you have my cell phone number , so please call me as soon as you know something . thank you . ivy : any word ? gwen : no , not yet . i ca n't believe this is happening , and it 's all theresa 's fault . you know , i could kill her for this . pilar : gwen ? you and your mother drove my theresa to do what she did . you took little ethan away from her . gwen : pilar , the courts declared her an unfit mother . pilar : right , thanks to your mother 's doing . kay : ok , come on , you guys . this is sheridan 's bridal shower . can you just cool it for now ? gwen : you 're right . tabitha : all this tension , all this anger . it makes watching all this christmas rubbish almost bearable . kay : yeah . well , i 'm glad somebody is happy . i 'm going to eat some food . beth : who is mrs. wheeler ? what is her connection with sheridan ? tabitha : i swear that beth is as dumb as dirt . i think it 's time i took matters into my own hands . ahem . may i have your attention , ladies ? in celebration of sheridan 's upcoming big day , i 'd like to make a little speech . sheridan : tabitha , that 's so sweet . tabitha : actually , i would like to tell you a little story about your mother , sheridan , and where she is today . katherine 's voice : oh , my god . tabitha is going to expose me as sheridan 's mother . valerie : here 's that balance sheet that you wanted . and i just saw your father talking to fox in the hallway . they both had copies of the danmu file . chad : they did ? well , you know , they have every right to have the project file . valerie : the file for your project . chad : look , valerie , stop trying to cause trouble , ok ? i ca n't always be worried that fox is trying to outdo me . julian : yeah , fox , i know how difficult it 's been for you finding out that chad was your brother and my hiring him to work here , but do n't try to undermine him just because you 're jealous . fox : oh , well , come on , i 'm not jealous . i 'm actually -- i 'm concerned about crane industries . to tell you the truth , i 'm concerned about chad falling on his face his very first time out . julian : how altruistic . fox : well , not at all . i think we both understand how important it is for crane industries that this project succeeds . and i 'm sure if we compared notes on this file , we 'd -- we 'd probably come up with the same problems -- and probably the same solutions to fix that problem . julian : go on . fox : yeah , um , i do n't think chad has the business expertise to handle a project of this magnitude . now , i know you want him to do well , and that 's why i think it 's a big mistake if you put him in charge . dad , he 's going to fall on his face before he even gets his feet wet . now , this project needs someone heading it that -- that has a clear vision , someone who can see it clear to the end . julian : and who would that be ? fox : well , that would be me , of course . tabitha : sheridan , dear , i 'm an ol -- mature woman with a baby daughter , and i do n't have very much money . so in lieu of a gift , i want to tell you a story about your mother . sheridan : you knew my mother ? tabitha : oh , yes , yes , i knew her . and on this particular day , i remember walking past sty . margaret mary 's church and there was a wedding in progress . people were gathered around the bride and groom throwing birdseed , and -- and your mother came by pushing you in your pram . and i remarked on what a beautiful baby you were . and we started talking . and she told me that you were the light of her life . katherine 's voice : i do n't remember this at all . tabitha : and i remember your mother told me how much she looked forward to the day when she would watch you walking down the aisle . and i 'm sure that she was watching from heaven the day that you married antonio . but i -- i think this wedding is going to be different . i -- i do n't think she 's going to be watching from heaven . i have this strange feeling that she will actually be there . luis : well , maybe we should rethink the idea that julian 's attempted murder is connected to alistair 's . sam : it could be someone not on this board . you know , the cranes have enemies all over the world . luis : yeah , but the thing is alistair said he thought someone in the room was trying to kill him before he collapsed . sam : so that definitely narrows the field . luis : you know , it 's too bad he never got a chance to say who it was . sam : well , i 'm convinced somebody on this board tried to kill alistair . maybe if we find that person , maybe we 'll get lucky and find the person who tried to kill julian . fox : now , i know you 're too smart to ignore the objective , which is the bottom line , but i know you want to be supportive of chad . julian : yes , i do . perhaps i 'll help him with the project . fox : well , i mean , there 's an idea if you can spare the time away from the lovely dr. eve . julian : look , i know what you 're doing , fox . i was in your position once -- young and ambitious . but do n't try to climb up the ladder at your brother 's expense . fox : i 'm not trying to push him out , dad . he 'll always have a place here . he can be vice president for all i care . but i want keys to the building . i 'm capable of running this place , and that 's exactly what i want . valerie : fox and mr .. crane are still talking . chad : valerie , do n't worry about it . valerie : and they 're coming this way . [ knock on door ] julian : oh . chad : julian , fox . what 's up ? julian : i would like to talk to you about the -- the danmu project . sheridan : tabitha , what are you talking about ? my mother is dead . how could she be at my wedding ? tabitha : well , you know , sheridan , our little town is famous for its miracles , and maybe the next miracle we see will be your mother at your wedding . sheridan : oh . ok . well , thank you . that was a -- a nice story . katherine 's voice : thank goodness she did n't tell sheridan i 'm her mother . but i am more convinced than ever that tabitha knows . tabitha : well , if beth does n't get it after that little speech , she truly is dumb as a post , huh ? theresa : this is wonderful news , whitney . i could n't be happier . congratulations . whitney : thank you . theresa : oh , my gosh . rebecca : well , hello , eve . how are you ? eve : why do you care ? rebecca : well , i 'm just trying to be civil . and look at you . hmm , hmm . my , my , my . did you run into the sultan of brunei or did my handsome husband buy you all these beautiful baubles ? eve : julian took me shopping . on rodeo drive , if you must know . do you like them ? rebecca : oh ! my goodness , does a polar bear like ice ? i love them . they are fabulous . and you -- you look fabulous . eve : now , what do you really want , rebecca ? rebecca : oh , come on , now , eve . ca n't i be nice without you being suspicious ? eve : no . rebecca : really , i 'm just trying to be adult about this . you know , bury the hatchet . let bygones be bygones . theresa : mama , whitney is pregnant . she and fox are going to have a baby . is n't this wonderful , mama ? pilar : yes , it 's nice . theresa : ok . that 's it . i 've had it with that little brat . excuse me . paloma : what are you doing ? theresa : i 'm going to stop you from being a little bitch ! beth : mother ? mrs. wallace : yeah ? beth : mother , do you remember when katherine crane died ? mrs. wallace : oh , yeah . they had a private burial . oh , but a memorial service fit for a queen ! beth : was n't it about the same time that martin fitzgerald disappeared ? mrs. wallace : oh ! oh , yeah . when he disappeared , boy , it was the talk of the town . but then , you see , all that talk died down when katherine crane croaked . why are you asking so many questions about this ? beth : just wondering . alistair said the word `` mother . `` sheridan , mrs. wheeler , katherine crane -- martin fitzgerald . tabitha : that 's it , bethie . keep working those tiny little grey cells . beth : oh , my god . mrs. wheeler is katherine crane ! she 's sheridan 's mother . tabitha : yes ! luis : i can understand why my father hated alistair . but why his mistress ? huh ? this ellie wheeler , or whatever the hell her name is , why would she want to kill him ? sam : luis , why do n't we start on this first thing tomorrow ? look , your bride- to - be is having a party at my house . let 's go join in the celebration . ah , and -- this is for you . luis : what 's this ? sam : it 's your first pay check . luis : well , i have n't even started work yet , sam . sam : look at the check , luis . luis : what , are you kidding me ? what -- what 's this ? sam : julian arranged for you to get retroactive pay for all the time that you 've been on suspension . luis : are you serious ? what -- i ca n't take this . this is crane blood money , sam . sam : luis , it 's a lot of money . besides , you have a honeymoon to think about . and you would have earned every penny of that money if rebecca had n't had you put on suspension . luis : you 're right . i just ca n't believe that julian is doing this . sam : maybe with julian in charge of crane industries now , things will change . hell , maybe the cranes will be more about helping people than going after the almighty buck . chad : what about the danmu project ? julian : you 've done good work on -- great work , in fact . but i 've decided i -- i need you on some other projects . like the record label , for one . if you remember , that 's when you were originally brought on , was to head up the label . chad : yeah , i remember . and i 'm looking forward to getting it going . but this is a project i think i can handle . julian : well , i know , but actually , fox is going to take over the danmu project . fox : listen , chad , i think my father just wants your time here to be more flexible . julian : right . fox : but -- but i am going to need your help on it , so i 'll tell you what , i 'll give you a call , and i 'll let you know what i need from you . julian : chad , i -- i hope you understand . in business , it 's -- well , it 's always about the bottom line . you have a great talent in many areas . i do n't want you bogged down and spending all your time on one project . chad : yeah . yeah , i understand . ok . chad : damn it . that did not just happen . valerie : do n't let them see you lose your cool , chad . i told you it was coming . chad : yeah , well , it stinks . look , i ca n't play these games . i wo n't . valerie : well , that 's why you have me . i 'll help you navigate the minefield . you and i can rise to the top together , hand in hand . eve : i do n't think i 'm ready to bury the hatchet just yet , rebecca , but you have a good time . rebecca : oh , i will , dr. dirtbag . i 'm going to figure out a way to get rid of you for good -- somehow . eve : baby , are you ok ? whitney : i have n't been ok since i found out i 'm having my half brother 's child , mom . eve : you know i 'd do anything to help you , honey . whitney : no one can help me . i 'm having chad 's baby , and my life and my child 's life is ruined . theresa : i want you to stop parading papa 's mistress around , hurting mama every single chance that you get . paloma : i do n't care about mama 's feelings . why should i ? she threw me out like a sick puppy ! theresa : how many times do i have to tell you , paloma , that she did not want to send you away ? we did not have money . papa is the reason you did n't grow up with us , not mama . she loves you . you do n't deserve it . katherine : i was so sure tabitha was going to tell sheridan that i 'm her mother . that ca n't happen . that just ca n't happen . what it would do to luis and sheridan -- pilar : you may have stolen my husband , but i will not let you take my daughter , too . leave paloma alone . sheridan : mrs. wheeler ? katherine : yeah ? sheridan : are you all right ? katherine : i 'm fine , thank you . sheridan : why do i feel so drawn to her ? beth : i 'm sure of it . mrs. wheeler is katherine crane . she 's -- she 's sheridan 's mother . mrs. wallace : you are a loony . katherine crane is dead . if that is the best you can do , missy , luis and sheridan -- they 're going to be walking down that aisle before you can say `` cuckoo `` ! beth : no . no , no , no , no . i 'm sure of it . mrs. wheeler is katherine crane . i just know it . tabitha : yep . it 's all over for sheridan and luis . luis : hey ! sheridan : luis ! luis : hey . sheridan : you knew about this , did n't you ? luis : well -- sam : were you surprised ? luis : huh ? you having a good time ? sheridan : yes , i was totally surprised . it was wonderful . luis : good . tabitha : so , precious , beth 's finally onto katherine 's secret . hmm . sheridan and luis -- their relationship is over , finito , kaput . cheers , precious . * on the next passions * eve : oh , god . i really have lost everything . sheridan : i never noticed it before , but marty and i do have the same eyes . theresa : i 'm not backing down ever again . i want every single thing that gwen has taken from me . and as god as my witness , i will get it !
sheridan 's surprise bridal shower is full of thunderstorms as enemies all show up to help her celebrate . tabitha finally gets the message to beth about mrs. wheeler 's identity .
sam : hey , you guys go ahead and have a good time , and we 'll see you in a little bit . fox : all right . kay : ok . sam : ok . fox : sure love this christmas spirit , do n't you , endora ? [ fox laughs ] sheridan : you think the tree looks cool now , wait till they turn the lights on . kay : ok , honey , do n't get scared when the lights go on , because the tree is going to look like it 's on fire . but it wo n't be . fox : well , she 's amazing , just like her mother . sam : look at those two . ivy : did i miss something ? sam : yes . your son and my daughter . you know , i really think they 're going to get back together before christmas . ivy 's voice : not if i have anything to say about it . kay : hey , did you bring your camera ? because i want to take a picture of the girls for tabitha . fox : yeah , yeah , that 's a good idea . here you go . where is tabitha , anyway ? kay : she had a last - minute errand to run or something , so she asked me to watch endora for her . fox : ok . [ carolers sing `` white christmas `` ] tabitha : stupid carolers . must be on their way to the tree lighting . that 's where my little endora is . i ca n't do this . i ca n't run away and leave my precious daughter behind , even if crazy norma and edna wallace are after me . endora and i belong together come hell or high water . [ scene_break ] norma : ho - ho - ho ! what can we do for you , officer ? officer : you can tell me what you 've been thinking driving a sleigh down a state highway intended for cars only . hmm ? maybe you 've been dipping into the eggnog bowl this evening ? norma : oh , heavens , no . we would n't dream of drinking on the job . officer : what job ? mrs. wallace : the most important job of all this time of year , officer -- bringing joy and merriment to all the little kids in harmony ! now , surely , the state will make an exception to the cars - only rule . officer : well , i 'm afraid not , no . so you 're on your way to the tree lighting in harmony , huh ? norma : exactly ! we 're going to give sleigh rides to all the little kiddies . officer : i 'm afraid i did n't hear anything about that . norma : well , i ca n't help that . now , we do n't want to be late , do n't want to disappoint them , so if we could be on our way -- officer : ah , not till i check out your story . do n't move while i radio this in , huh ? norma : giddyup , you glue factory reject ! ha - ha - ha ! officer : stop ! i said stop ! [ scene_break ] whitney : sister claire said you wanted to see me . mother superior : yes , my child . we need to talk . whitney : if this is about me being late to morning prayer the other day , it wo n't happen again . mother superior : no , dear . no , i 've heard nothing but good reports about your performance inside the convent since you arrived . whitney : ok . well , then what is it ? mother superior : it 's your life outside the convent that we need to discuss . [ scene_break ] [ miles whimpers ] chad : hey , miles , you 're not hungry again , are you ? come here . oh . look at you . well , you 're dry . you do n't have a fever . so what 's the problem , man ? oh . you miss your mama , do n't you ? well , so do i . so do i . [ scene_break ] gwen : how 's he doing ? eve : well , without seeing any test results , i 'd say he 's in the same condition he was when theresa and noah took him out of the hospital . gwen : i see . eve : i understand they had a few close calls up at the cabin but that they managed to keep his heart beating . gwen : thank god for that . eve : you know , gwen , we were just about to turn off ethan 's life support when all this happened . so i feel i need to ask you again -- are you sure that you want to take ethan off life support ? [ scene_break ] theresa : got to get out of here . i 've got to get to ethan . fancy : your being with ethan is what got you here in the first place . do you ever learn from your mistakes ? theresa : it was n't a mistake to have ethan sent to your family 's cabin . you know , if we had n't , he would be dead right now . fancy : all you and noah did was prolong the inevitable . theresa : he deserves a chance to live , fancy . he should n't have his life terminated like some lab rat who 's outlived its usefulness . noah : easy , theresa . look , that 's not what gwen was doing . fancy : thank god at least one of you is rational . for the last time , theresa , gwen is ethan 's wife . she loves him just as much as you do . theresa : no , no , she does n't . see , gwen knows the truth , that ethan only married her because she was pregnant . he stayed with her out of guilt and obligation . but he does n't really love her , fancy . so gwen decided that if she ca n't have him , she 's going to kill him so no one else can . alistair : well , well , well . what do we have here ? fancy : oh , grampy . noah : as if this night could n't get any worse . alistair : feeling 's mutual , noah . now , this is the last place i 'd ever expect to find my granddaughter and wife . theresa : alistair , listen , about the money that i used for the ambulance -- alistair : oh , that 's the least of my concerns right now , theresa . theresa : then you 're not angry ? alistair : no , no , no , not at all . it took a lot of guts to do what you did . your willingness to give up and risk your life and liberty for the man you love -- it 's incredibly sexy . it really excites me , theresa . i can hardly wait to get you home so you can show me some of that latino spirit that you love to lavish on ethan . [ scene_break ] gwen : eve , i do n't understand why you 're asking me this right now . i mean , i thought you agreed that it was right to follow through with ethan 's wishes . eve : oh , honey , i do . it 's just after all this mess with theresa and noah , i just want to be certain that you are still sure . gwen : eve , the last thing in the world i want to do is take my husband off life support . but it is what i intend to do because it 's what he wanted me to do . eve : i 'll go to the lab and see if the latest test results are in , make sure they 've put a rush on it . gwen : ok . thank you . gwen : honey , i do n't know what theresa said to you up at the cabin . but she probably told you that she 's the one who loves you more than anything in the world . but that is not true . ethan , i love you . i love you with my whole heart and my whole soul and with everything that i am . and i am so sorry that i could n't protect you from her . she cost me so much precious time with you . she 's in jail now where she belongs . and it 's you and me , honey . it 's you and me till the end . theresa : you disgust me . alistair : what else is new ? you should be on your knees thanking me for forgiving you . theresa : i 'd rather spend the rest of my life rotting in jail . alistair : well , you will , unless you adjust that attitude of yours . i could leave you here , theresa . and i could divorce you on the grounds of emotional adultery and abandonment . theresa : be my guest . alistair : oh , god , theresa , you do n't really -- you do n't mean that . you know you do n't mean that . not you , who has tried to hard to avoid the financial fate of your mother and father . not you , who would do just about anything to make sure that your children get the kind of life you 've always aspired to but have never had . theresa : you do n't know me at all , alistair . alistair : oh , yes , i do . you want to get out of here so badly you can taste it . theresa : to be with my children and ethan , yes , not you . alistair : oh , ethan . what new strategy have you come up this time to keep him alive ? and how are you going to stop the woman who 's married to him from pulling the proverbial plug ? as far as we know , theresa , lover boy has drawn his last breath . theresa : no , wait , please . alistair : i thought you might change your mind . theresa : you did n't really come here to bail me out , right ? i mean , you came to get fancy and just gloat over my being locked up in here , is that correct ? alistair : wrong again , theresa . i 've already paid your bail . you 're free to go . fancy : i ca n't believe you bailed her out after what she 's done . my god , grandfather , she tried to murder you not once but twice . that 's why ethan is dying . you ca n't possibly want her back after this . alistair : fancy , i married theresa because she 's a challenge to me , she excites me . i just hope that little ethan has half the fire that she has . because with the crane genes and my upbringing , he will be the scion of the fortune for the crane family . theresa : leave my son out of your sick plans for the future , alistair . alistair : he is the future of my family , theresa . theresa : we 're not going to talk about this right now . alistair : well , of course not . you 've got other things on your mind . fancy : ahem . what about me , grampy ? you 're not going to keep me in here , are you ? alistair : no , princess , i 've paid your bail , too . you 're free to go . fancy : what about noah ? what he did is n't nearly as bad as theresa . please bail him out , too . alistair : let me think about that for a minute . no . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : ooh , faster , normie , faster ! he 's gaining on us ! he 's going to chase us down and throw us in the clinker . norma : not if we stop him . take those presents in the back and start tossing them into the road ! mrs. wallace : what ? no -- norma : just do it ! mrs. wallace : oh , ok . take this . and this . and that . oh , no ! no ! he swerved to avoid it and he 's still coming after us ! norma : that 's because you throw like a girl ! pitch them like you really mean it ! mrs. wallace : ah , i 'll pitch them like i really mean it . ok , i 'll -- whoo ! [ norma laughs ] [ scene_break ] sam : you make me so happy , ivy . ivy : even with everything that 's going on ? sam : even now . i 'm so grateful to have you in my life and i 'm so looking forward to our future together . ivy : i promise i will never let you down the way grace did . i promise . sam : you do n't need to promise . i already know it . sam : you cold ? ivy : yeah , you know , i am a little bit . i 'd love some hot chocolate . how about that ? sam : oh , it 's a great idea . ivy : thank you . sam : be right back . ivy : ok . ivy : oh , wow . fox : hey . ivy : ooh . are you two as cold as i am ? fox : no , i feel great . you ? kay : i 'm all right . ivy : oh . wow . well , i could really use some hot chocolate , fox . fox : ok . kay : oh , we can all go . ivy : oh , kay , that 's not necessary , with the babies and everything . fox -- fox : yeah , no , no , it 's ok , i 'll go . i 'll be right back . all right ? kay : mm - hmm . fox : be right back . kay : now what ? are you going to keep butting in on me and fox all night ? ivy : i thought we had an understanding , kay . kay : look , i am not going to push him away if he wants to be with me -- which he does , in case you have n't noticed . ivy : yes , i noticed . how do you think fox would feel if he found out that you had withheld knowledge that your mother was never married to david hastings ? kay : he would be devastated . more disappointed in me than i can imagine . he would break up with me , i 'm sure . ivy : exactly . kay : ok , but how do you think he would react if he found out that his own mother was the one who orchestrated the whole thing ? i 'm sure he would never speak to you again . ivy : ok , well , we 're at a stalemate . just watch your step , kay . kay : look , if we want to be together , we 're going to be together , no matter how much distance you keep trying to put between us . [ scene_break ] pilar : ooh . martin : all those years away , i missed the tree - lighting ceremony . pilar : and i missed sharing them with you . if only our kids could be here . martin : come on . sheridan : good job , james . oh , i 'm so glad you could make it . pilar : oh , we would n't have missed it for the world . feliz navidad . sheridan : well , we saved these seats so the kids could have a great view of the tree . i hope you 'll join us . pilar : oh , we 'd love to . thank you . chris : sit there , buddy . pilar : dios mio ! fire ! martin : oh , my god . move out of the way ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh ! there you are ! oh , endora , i was so worried about you . you set fire to those presents , did n't you , my naughty girl ? i know you did . ivy : sam , fox , be careful ! fox : mom , relax . it 's no big deal . sam : it 's all right , we got it . fox : yeah . martin : yeah , it 's the presents were burned . the tree 's still intact . ivy : ok . sam : i just do n't understand how it could have started . fox : might have been the power cord . sam : yeah , maybe . look , i 'm going to go get another cord so we can get this ceremony under way before anything else happens . fox : all right . sam : be right back . [ scene_break ] whitney : what about my life outside the convent ? mother superior : well , it says here that you are scheduled to take your final vows right after the new year . whitney : that 's right , and i ca n't wait . mother superior : it just does n't ring true , my child . and neither god nor i looks kindly upon lies . whitney : well , i 'm not -- i 'm not lying . look , mother superior , this is what i want . mother superior : why is that ? what is it that motivated you to join our order ? i think we both know , do n't we ? perhaps i should answer for you . it was after you gave birth to your half brother 's child . you could n't bear to live with yourself . whitney : no , it was when i realized that i was still in love with my half brother and that i could n't control my feelings for him . [ scene_break ] gwen : ethan , i love you so much that i 'm willing to do what 's going to break my heart . honey , i want to keep you alive . you know , i want to keep you alive so i can see you , so i can visit you , so i can talk to you , so i can bring jane to see you . but i know i ca n't do that because it 's not what you want , it 's what i want . and that would be selfish . and even though it means doing the hardest thing i 'll ever have to do in my life , i 'm going to honor your wishes because that 's what you wanted me to do . so i 'm going to call sam and ivy and i 'm going to tell them that you 're here and that it 's time . i promise you -- honey , i promise you that your passing will be one of dignity and it will be full of love because i 'm going to be here and your parents are going to be here right by your side . we love you so much . i am just so sorry that theresa put us here . i am so sorry she did this to you . [ scene_break ] mrs. wallace : whoo ! norma : whew . mrs. wallace : we lost that cop ! that last present drove him right off the road and into a ditch . norma : yeah , but he 's bound to radio in for backup . we got to ditch this sleigh if we do n't want to get caught . mrs. wallace : oh , ok . hey , look , another sign ! we 're one mile out of harmony . norma : good , we can hoof it . nobody will notice us . mrs. wallace : i do n't know about that . norma : oh , quit your bellyaching ! we 'll fit right in . mrs. wallace : oh . norma : come on , daddy . [ scene_break ] sam : there you go . ivy : oh , wow . oh , silly me , asking both of you . fox : hmm . [ phone rings ] sam : oh . hold on one second . excuse me . it 's gwen . sam bennett . gwen : sam , it 's gwen . sam : any news on ethan ? gwen : that 's why i 'm calling . we found him . he was up at the crane cabin and he 's back here now . his condition is about the same but eve is running some more tests . sam : oh , thank god . they found ethan . he 's back in the hospital . fox : oh , good . sam : his condition has n't changed . ivy : oh , damn that theresa . this silly stunt could have killed him . gwen : she had accomplices who helped her . sam : who ? gwen : that 's the thing , sam . it was noah and fancy . sam : oh , my god . noah and fancy helped theresa kidnap ethan . ivy : well , i ca n't believe that . gwen : it 's true . they 're actually all in jail right now . sam : well , listen , we 're on our way right now . gwen : ok , i 'll see you -- i 'll see you in a bit . sam : ok . ivy : wait , noah and fancy helped theresa kidnap ethan ? that -- that makes no sense ! fancy has no use for theresa . why would she help her ? pilar : oh , my god , martin . that means theresa 's in jail , too . we need to get her out . martin : let 's go . sam : look , i want to go to the hospital , ok , but i should go see noah first . ivy : of course , of course . and if you see fancy , tell her i 'll bail her out . but i have to see ethan first . sam : yeah . sheridan : ivy , i 'm going to stay here with james , but when you see ethan , please call me . sam : let 's go . gwen : i 'll be back in just a few minutes , ok ? [ scene_break ] theresa : thank god you 're still alive . i was afraid i was never going to see you again . i ca n't let you go , ethan . i ca n't . [ scene_break ] mother superior : have you prayed to the heavenly father to help you lift these desires ? whitney : every day . mother superior : and has it helped ? have they been lifted ? whitney : i do n't know . mother superior : then there 's only one thing for you to do . whitney : what ? mother superior : you must go back into the world , say your goodbyes to your family . but more importantly , deal with your feelings for the father of your child . whitney : no , no . mother superior , i do n't want to go see chad , ok ? i -- i do n't want to see the baby , please . mother superior : i 'm afraid you must . whitney : please do n't make me do that . mother superior : it is the only way for me to be sure that you 're ready . and it 's the only way for you to be certain it 's what you want . your desire to be here with us must be stronger than your desire to be with your brother . [ scene_break ] chad : oh , check it out . look down there , miles . that 's snow . wait a second -- tonight 's the big tree lighting in the park . what do you say , man ? you want to go ? yeah ? all right . you know , your mom always used to love the tree lighting . i mean , her eyes would light up brighter than the tree . yeah . you know , so what if your mom 's not here . we 're going to start our new tradition -- just you and me , man , tonight . [ scene_break ] fancy : please , grampy , do it for me . bail noah out of jail . theresa 's the one who roped him into all this in the first place . noah is just -- alistair : noah , noah , noah . that 's all i 've heard all the way home . it 's not going to happen , fancy . it just wo n't happen . fancy : but -- alistair : no buts about it , end of discussion . fancy : just one more thing , grampy . alistair : does it have anything to do with noah ? fancy : no , it does n't . it 's about an incredibly rude sales clerk at the jewelry store downtown . alistair : at the jewelry store downtown ? now , why did you have to go shopping there when all you have to do is take one of our planes down to new york any time you want ? fancy : oh , i did n't . i just saw something cute in the window and i had to have it . but when i gave him my credit card , he had the nerve to tell me i was over my limit . i was declined . i 've never been declined in my life . alistair : i imagine that was a shock . fancy : he was very insulting on top of it . so i was wondering -- could you please give him a call and tell him he should n't have talked to me that way ? tell him you said i could have whatever i want . alistair : you know something ? i never could say no to you . [ scene_break ] noah : dad . sam : damn it , noah ! noah : i -- i guess you heard how i got here , then ? sam : yeah , gwen filled me in . how could you do such a thing ? helping theresa kidnap ethan from the hospital ? what were you thinking ? noah : look , dad , i was trying to spare you the details , all right , but the truth is i agreed with theresa . you know , i thought that ethan deserved another shot at life . i mean , he 's your son . you 've got to understand that . [ scene_break ] theresa : i love you , ethan . and i 'll love you until the day i die , no matter what happens to you tonight . gwen : how are you here ? how the hell are you here ? you 're supposed to be in jail ! theresa : alistair bailed me out . gwen : get out of here , theresa . leave my husband alone . theresa : i 'm not leaving , gwen . i 'm going to stay here to make sure you do n't kill ethan . gwen : i 'm not going to kill ethan . i 'm going to kill you . ah ! theresa : ow ! ow ! gwen : you miserable bitch ! theresa : at least i 'm not a murderer ! eve : gwen ? oh , my gosh ! stop it ! stop it ! this is a hospital ! martin : come on , break this up ! gwen : let me go ! i am so sick and tired of her ! ivy : just -- she 's not worth it . leave it alone . gwen : get her out of here . get her out of here right now . theresa : no , i am not leaving . i 'm going to stay here to make sure that you do n't end ethan 's life ! gwen : this is none of your business , theresa ! i am warning you , get out of here ! eve : martin , please , take her out before i call security . martin : no , no , come on , come on . theresa : please , you know i have to be here ! martin : come on . pilar : let 's go . vamos , mija . theresa : do n't you kill him ! keep him alive ! [ scene_break ] norma : god ! [ mrs. wallace grunts ] norma : ooh ! mrs. wallace : whoa ! oh ! oh ! norma : shh ! shut up ! oh , god . your screeching voice could wake the dead . i 'll check upstairs . you check out down here . mrs. wallace : right . hey , hello , hello ? mrs. wallace : oh , boy . [ scene_break ] fox : all right -- five , four , three , two -- merry christmas ! all : merry christmas ! sheridan : look , james . is n't it beautiful ? [ crowd gasps ] child : wow ! woman : that is so cool ! man : that 's pretty cool . chris : wow , you did n't tell me the tree goes around . sheridan : it never has before . kay : this is new . how do they make it do that ? fox : oh , they probably put it on some kind of turntable platform . tabitha : endora , you 're so full of holiday cheer , you 're getting careless ! you must n't keep doing magic in public . people will begin to think that you 're a witch . yeah . i mean , do you want to blow out the candles on your birthday cake , your next birthday cake ? or do you want to be burned at the stake tonight , huh ? right . so , please , no more magic . you understand ? [ scene_break ] chad : i want this to be the first in a lifetime of happy christmases for you , little man . of course , it 'd be perfect if your mom was here , but that 's not going to happen . you know what ? there 's something you do n't know about christmas . it 's a time for miracles . so , if we start to pray for your mom to come home , maybe , just maybe , our prayers will be answered . let 's go . whitney : why does mother superior want me to go back to harmony tonight ? it 's ok , i can do it . i will show her that i can face my past and reaffirm my decision to join the order . and i 'll take my final vows as a nun after the new year . this is what i want , more than i want to be with chad . [ scene_break ] gwen : how did it come to this ? i mean , ivy , are we really going to have to take ethan off life support tonight ? ivy : of all nights , christmas eve . i -- i do n't know if i can bear it . eve : latest test results . gwen : has there been any improvement ? eve : no . everything 's the same . gwen : i 'm really going to have to go through with this . eve : there is no need for you to rush . you can take all the time you need . gwen : you know , despite what theresa thinks , this is the hardest thing i 'm ever going to have to do in my life . i do n't know if i 'm going to be able to do this . i do n't know how i 'm going to face living the rest of my life without him . i do n't know if i could do that . [ scene_break ] theresa : you can not keep me out of there , ok ? someone has to speak for ethan ! someone has to try to save his life ! martin : you 've already done all you could . pilar : theresa , he could have died in your care , and then you would n't have accomplished anything ! theresa : no , he would have been with me , mama , the woman that he loves , not his cold - hearted wife and his mother . now , i 'm going back in there ! pilar : theresa -- martin : i wo n't allow you ! theresa : papa , you can not stop me this time ! pilar : yes , we can , theresa . i will not allow you to add to the grief that everyone is feeling right now . and as your parents , we forbid you to bring any more pain to ethan 's family . now , whether you like it or not , gwen is ethan 's legal wife , and as such , she is the one who 's entitled to make this decision for him . and as for you , theresa , you 're lucky you 're not behind bars tonight , or for many years to come . martin : you should n't have come back to the hospital . theresa : i am trying to help him . pilar : you want to help ethan ? you come with us to church and we will pray for him . theresa : no , i need to be right here , mama . pilar : no , theresa . let 's pray for god 's help , and i will not take no for an answer . vamos . [ scene_break ] noah : look , i 'm sorry , dad , all right ? not for what i did , but for you being dragged into this . sam : so am i . what , with ethan on his deathbed and jessica back on the street ? noah : well , then go take care of them . look , do n't worry about me . sam : how can i not ? you know , i thought the first christmas without your mother was the hardest . but this one ? look , all i have ever wanted was you children to be happy . [ scene_break ] alistair : this is alistair crane , and i want you to give my granddaughter , fancy crane , anything she wants , or all you 'll get for christmas is fired . are you happy now , princess ? fancy : oh , grampy ! you 've made me the happiest girl in the whole world . alistair : oh , good , good . fine , fine . [ scene_break ] [ norma and mrs. wallace scream ] norma : idiot ! you almost scared me to death ! mrs. wallace : well , how could i know it was you ? norma : i guess the old crone 's not down here then . mrs. wallace : nobody is . nothing upstairs ? norma : i checked every room , even the attic . damn monster cat 's the only thing breathing in this house . i tried to whack it , but it got away . mrs. wallace : hmm . well , now what do we do ? norma : oh , we take a chill pill till the witch comes home . this ax has waited a lot of years to get stuck into tabby 's skull . mrs. wallace : ugh . look , i do n't care what you do with her . just do n't whack her until she has made me young and sexy again . norma : you sure she did that once already ? mrs. wallace : hey . you should have seen me , honey . i was a babe . you should try it . norma : what for ? i 'm already hot . mrs. wallace : of course you are ! absolutely . you see , but some of us can use some improvement sometime , you know , even a natural beauty like you . norma : well , maybe i 'll try it . it 'll be nice to get something out of the old battle - ax . she 's caused me nothing but pain and heartache since i first met her . [ mrs. wallace laughs ] mrs. wallace : it 's going to take more than tabitha to make her young and sexy . norma : what was that ? mrs. wallace : nothing ! you know what i was just thinking ? i could use a drink . norma : good idea , edna baby . do n't mind if i join you . yeah . ooh . ooh . mrs. wallace : hey , come on . share , share , share . norma : ooh , mama . [ scene_break ] tabitha : you stop that right now , or you 're going to get us in a heap of trouble , endora . kay : honesty , fox , i 've never seen the town tree do this before . sheridan : what 's happening ? chris : beats me , but the kids sure seem to like it . [ crowd gasps ] man : oh , my god ! stand back . woman : stand back . chris : that 's amazing . man : oh , my god . tabitha : this is a very bad omen , a very bad omen indeed . [ next_on ] fancy : i do n't have much time . i am going to make this the best christmas yet . tabitha : if you 're an elf , then santa must be -- [ tabitha yells ] norma : norma 's back and ready to whack ! tabitha : oh ! father lonigan : whoever is there , please come join us .
ethan is back at the hospital , theresa , noah , and fancy are in jail , and gwen is getting ready to pull the plug on her husband . she keeps saying it 's not what she wants , but will do it anyway . alistair comes to the jail and , after making vulgar comments to theresa , sets her and fancy free . he refuses to let noah out , tho . fancy pleads with him all the way home , to no avail , but she comes up with an idea and sets it in motion . theresa heads straight to the hospital to save ethan , but when gwen comes in , it 's theresa 's own life that 's in danger . martin and pilar come in and take her to the church with them , refusing to allow her to stay with ethan any longer .
fox : well , i appreciate you apologizing , but that does n't really do anything for me . the two of you need to be more careful . kay 's little sister , jessica , she saw the two of you take off your miguel and charity masks down by the wharf . no , my plan to keep miguel and kay apart was not exposed . thankfully , jessica was completely drunk by the time she reported her little sighting . yeah , everybody thought she was completely out of her mind . yeah , so , if the two of you can manage not to do anything else stupid , my plan to marry kay should go off without a hit.c.h . wow , you ask a lot of questions . how do i know that ? i know kay , and i know that she would never confront miguel about seeing him with charity . and if she did , then , well , miguel might be able to piece together what we 're up to . but that is n't going to happen . because kay is n't even speaking with miguel . [ scene_break ] miguel : hey , where are you going ? it 's our first christmas together with maria . kay : we 're not together . miguel : you know we could be if you married me . kay : oh , my god . how many times do i have to say this ? no . miguel : i love you , kay . i love you and maria . kay : you are just -- you 're a liar . just leave me alone . miguel : what do you think i am lying to you about ? do you think it 's charity ? [ scene_break ] rebecca : j.t . , give me a kiss . j.t . : wow . you know , getting in touch with your feminine side ... last night was amazing . rebecca : mm . i think i owe simone russell an apology . i mean , being with a woman is hot . i think you should wear a bra from now on whenever we do it . j.t . : well , i do n't plan on going around in drag forever , you know . i mean , just until the people that i am blackmailing stop trying to kill me . rebecca : well , honey , that could be a while . in fact , i should take you shopping . i mean , i , for one , would never be caught dead in the same outfit twice . j.t . : that 's why i 'm going around in drag . i do n't want to be caught dead period . [ scene_break ] ethan : i 've got to find j.t . cornell . i 've got to get the proof that jared is a creep and he 's out to take advantage of theresa . i 've got to do it . gwen : hey , who are you calling so early ? ethan : gwen , i 'm trying to find j.t . cornell . i want to find the proof that jared is not who he says he is , gwen . gwen : please , please just stop . ethan : honey , look , i know , i know you do n't like the fact that i 'm pursuing this , but trust me , i 'm not doing this to get theresa back . i 'm doing this to protect little ethan from having a sleaze like jared as a father figure , that 's all . gwen : i see . well , you know , i was hoping i could give you your christmas present a little early . ethan 's voice : i have to find j.t . and protect theresa . [ scene_break ] whitney : oh , you did not have to get me breakfast , honey . theresa : i wanted to . whitney : you 've done so much for me already , though -- getting my wedding dress and hosting the reception . theresa : come on , come on , we 've dreamed about this since we were little kids , and now it 's finally here for you and i want it to be everything that you ever wanted , and more . whitney : thank you . and it 's really going to happen . i mean , i can hardly believe we are really getting married . theresa : well , you better believe it , because today is the first day of the rest of your life with chad . [ scene_break ] jared : there is no way you can keep this up and keep it a secret from whitney , man . there 's no way . hey , come on , man , wake up . you are getting married today . chad : what ? oh , my head . jared : well , a bottle of this will do that to you . chad : oh , god , what was i thinking ? jared : what , were you trying to set a new record here ? chad : hey , man , you know what ? i love whitney , man . i really do . i just ca n't stop doing this . jared : here , drink this while you shower and shave . it 's going to be your wedding night before you know it , man . chad : what 's wrong with me ? why ca n't i stop doing this ? jared : do n't think about that right now . concentrate on getting yourself in the shower and getting to the church on time so you can marry whitney . chad : whitney . [ scene_break ] james : merry christmas eve , mommy . sheridan : merry christmas eve , to you , too , sweetheart . and you . chris : thank you . james got up early and fixed you this special christmas eve breakfast . james : daddy helped . sheridan : well , you both did a wonderful job . chris : well , james and i will bring in the rest . you know what ? just think , this is our first christmas together as husband and wife . sheridan : that 's been on my mind a lot lately . chris : i love you , sheridan . sheridan : i love you , too . sheridan : i love you , luis . more than fancy ever could . [ scene_break ] eve : luis , wait ! luis : what ? oh , eve , do n't tell me that i ca n't have the tree in fancy 's room . please , it 's christmas . eve : no , it 's not that . it 's fancy . luis : what about her ? eve : well , something 's happened , something unexpected . luis : what is it ? tell me , eve . eve : i 'm so sorry , luis . fancy -- luis : oh , no . [ scene_break ] miguel : do you think i 'm lying to you about charity ? is that why you 're so angry at me ? kay : you know , the only thing you need to know is that i 'm marrying fox . miguel : you know the only reason you 're marrying him is because he 's dying , and you feel sorry for the guy . kay : whatever . think whatever you want . i do n't care . i have nothing to say to you unless it concerns maria . so until we need to talk about her leave me alone . [ scene_break ] tabitha : maybe playing in lesbian piano bars all over the country made edna and norma to focus more on their careers instead of killing me at christmas . well , they would be mad to interrupt their `` mad for plaid `` tour . i mean , it 's been a huge hit . you know , i think that maybe all these presents they have sent to you , endora , is a sign that they have decided to bury the hat.c.het in something other than me . wat.c.h your language , young lady . i do n't want to get the boys in the basement to get all stirred up again . they busted a gasket over the christmas decorations the kids put up . thanks for woo - wooing all that seasonal schlock out of here . everything looks nicely back to normal . oh , no . do n't tell me those wret.c.hed carolers are back again ? tabitha : good grief . if cartoons teach us anything , a crate that size should have a couple of tasmanian devils in it . quite right , endora . let me have a look here . oh , it 's from the north pole . no , dear , no . big red is far too old- fashioned to ship . anyway , i think i 've been crossed off his list for years now . maybe fox has gone overboard for maria , huh ? will you -- will you zap it inside ? tabitha : oh , my clever little wit.c.hling . well , i suppose we better see what 's in it , huh ? yeah , well , this should do it . um ... uh ... [ scene_break ] sheridan : thank you both for breakfast . that was delicious . chris : what do you say we clear some dishes , young man , and then i take you ice - skating ? james : yay ! sheridan : do you mind if i go to the hospital and check on fancy while you take him to the park ? chris : of course not . just be sure to give fancy our love , all right ? sheridan : of course . { sheridan : you 'll find someone else . luis just is n't the man for you . it would never work out between you two . eve : sheridan , what are you doing ? sheridan : i am not a monster , eve , i 'm not . } i 'm not a monster . i just ca n't let go of luis . [ scene_break ] luis : what 's going on , eve ? tell me what 's happened . eve : fancy has slipped into a coma . luis : a coma , oh , god . so now what ? eve : we wo n't know anything until we run some more tests . luis : oh . eve : i 'm sorry , luis . she was doing so well until this . luis : that 's ok . i 'm sure she 's going to come out of it , and we will be together to celebrate christmas . eve : well , luis , i want you to have hope , i want to encourage you to have hope , but we also have to be realistic and fancy 's in a coma , and it would be a miracle if she were to come out of it -- luis : well , it 's christmas . and if there was ever a time for miracles , then this is it . [ scene_break ] ethan : mm , thank you very much . that was a nice early christmas present , it really was . you know , there 's an early christmas present that you can give me . ethan : hey , name it . gwen : so , you know that jared and theresa are going to be at chad and whitney 's wedding , right ? ethan : uh - huh . gwen : so , will you please promise me that you wo n't make a scene at the wedding about jared and the dirt j.t . has on him , please ? ethan : honey , theresa needs to know the truth about jared , all right ? for little ethan 's sake . gwen : please , please , please just wait until after the wedding , just for me , ok ? ethan : all right , all right , i 'll wait until after the wedding . i will put it off for now . but as soon as the wedding is over , i 'm telling you , i 'm going to find j.t . and i 'm going to prove that jared is no good , that he 's using theresa , and he 's going to end up hurting little ethan . once i prove it gwen , i got jared and he 's going to be out of their lives for good . gwen 's voice : if you find j.t . and he shows you proof that my mother and i exposed you as sam 's son , i could be gone from your life as well . [ scene_break ] rebecca : so , why do n't we play a little game . i 'll mention a name , and then you tell me why you are blackmailing them , hmm ? eve russell . j.t . : no comment . rebecca : julian crane . j.t . : mum 's the word . rebecca : jared casey ? j.t . : ca n't say . rebecca : j.t . , you 're not being fair . j.t . : becks , trust me . i have a lot of dirt on a lot of people who are willing to pay big bucks to keep that filth swept under the carpet . rebecca : do you have any dirt on me and gwen ? j.t . : you know i do . rebecca : but nothing you would ever reveal , would you ? j.t . : oh , no , no . i never say never to any of my golden geese . rebecca : but -- but , j.t . , you and i are partners . gwen is my daughter , and her marriage to ethan would be destroyed if he ever found out that we 're the ones that outed his true paternity to your tabloid . j.t . : relax , becky - wecky . i have a lot of other cash cows i am going to milk before i put the squeeze on you and gwennie . rebecca : and all that dirt is on that teeny - weeny little flash drive you showed me ? j.t . : uh - huh , and that 's why i 'm going around in drag , because a man in my position ca n't be too careful . any one of them out there would want to kill me to get that flash drive to keep their secrets safe . rebecca : you are right about that , j.t . anybody might want to kill you for that . anybody . rebecca 's voice : even me . [ scene_break ] { chad : no , damn it , you listen to me . you 're not stopping my wedding tomorrow . i 'm getting married , and you 're not going to do anything to screw it up . } chad : man . jared : what is it ? chad : my affair has gotten complicated . jared : is she jealous you 're marrying whitney ? chad : and how . jared : well , what are you going to do ? chad : nothing i can do , man , but sit back and hope the wedding goes off without a hit.c.h . jared : why , you think it wo n't ? chad : after what went down here last night , it would be a miracle if this thing did n't blow up in my face , or even worse , whitney 's . [ scene_break ] rebecca : that flash drive where j.t . stored all his blackmail information has to be here somewhere . i 've got to find it cause if something does happen to j.t . , i 've got to make sure that what gwen and i did never comes out . j.t . : becky , becky - wecky . even you would kill me to save yourself and that bit.c.h gwen . [ scene_break ] eve : you are going to be such a beautiful bride . this is it -- the day all mothers dream about , when their daughter gets married . whitney : mom , do you think daddy might be able to walk me down the aisle ? eve : i do n't know , honey . he overexerted himself at kay 's bridal shower and it set his recovery back a way , so .... simone : poor daddy . whitney : oh , it 's ok . it was just wishful thinking anyway . i mean , i just always dreamed of daddy walking me down the aisle at my wedding . eve : do n't give up hope , miracles happen . theresa : time to get going . you do n't want to be late for your own wedding . yeah , toby , can you have someone bring the clothes down to the limo , please ? perfect . ok . woo - hoo ! eve : is anything wrong , sweetheart ? simone : it 's just that i 'll never be able to give you my wedding day . eve : oh , honey . you do n't know that . hey , times change , people change . i think the day is coming soon where true love will be seen for the rare and beautiful thing that it is . and meanwhile , you have lots of wonderful things i can treasure about you . simone : really ? eve : yes . simone : thanks , mom . eve : you did invite rae to the wedding ? whitney : yes , yeah , she 's bringing miles . eve : wonderful . your father and i are both so happy that you found someone to share your life with . you know that being happy and being in love is the only thing that matters . come here . whitney : so , can you believe by this time tomorrow i 'm going to be mrs. chad harris crane ? it 's amazing , is n't it ? whitney : it is . i wonder if chad is as excited as i am right now ? theresa : honey , of course he 's excited , and i 'm sure he 's nervous , too . [ scene_break ] jared : it sucks you have this blackmail letter on the day of your wedding . chad : i do n't want anything to stop my wedding with whitney . jared : you think the blackmailer would try ? chad : i do n't know . but i tell you what , if this blackmailer tries to ruin my wedding or any part of my marriage with whitney i 'll do whatever it takes to stop it . whatever it takes . [ scene_break ] kay : so , i have n't talked to mom since after everything that happened , and i was just -- sam : what are you asking , kay ? kay : when is she going to come home ? sam : i spoke to her earlier . her flight from london was canceled due to bad weather . she 's at the airport right now , trying to get out on the first flight . she does n't know when . kay : so , i guess she 's not going to make it back for christmas ? sam : no , it does n't look that way . kay : i 'm sorry . i know you had your heart set on it . sam : i 've been disappointed by a lot of things lately . kay : dad , i 'm sorry . fox : i am , too , mr. bennett . you know , the fact that my mother deceived everybody just to marry you . that 's unbelievable . sam : well , let 's not dwell on that now , ok ? besides , it 's christmas , and you are my daughter , and i love you very much . kay : thanks , dad , i love you , too . noah : all right , well , let 's get a good seat . fox : your father 's coming around . he just needs a little time . kay : yeah , having my mom back will help . fox : yeah , well , let 's hope she comes back soon , because i do n't want her missing our big day . it wo n't be long before you and i will walk down this aisle just like chad and whitney . kay : no , it wo n't be long . fox : come on . [ scene_break ] pilar : it 's ok , mijo . i know how hard it is to see the one you love with someone else . miguel : you know first - hand , do n't you , mama ? pilar : si . but those days are over for me now . i am moving on . miguel : good for you . but i do n't want to move on . i want to be with kay , and i know she loves me more than she loves fox . what i do n't know is why she is so angry with me . [ scene_break ] luis : i was n't sure if i was ever even going to be happy , much less fall in love , and then you changed all of that . you changed all that by just being you . fancy , sheridan is in my past . you are my future . you have got to wake up , though . you 've got to come back to me , because i ca n't bear losing you . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , look , endora . there 's a card . maybe it 's got some easy - open instructions here , huh ? `` we 've sent several gifts for your golden - haired child , but this is especially for you , a peace offering from norma ... and edna . `` mm , would n't you know it , they 've spelled `` peace `` like pieces of something chopped up . hmm . well , let 's see what -- what they 've got in store for mommy here , shall we ? oh , oh , endora , by the way , if there 's a fire or -- or anything explodes , well , you just make sure that -- that you take care of it and they -- they do n't take mommy out , ok ? tabitha : good girl ! wish me luck . the sinking feeling i have in the pit of my stomach tells me i 'm going to need it . [ scene_break ] paloma : feliz navidad . noah : oh -- uh , hey . you , too , paloma . um ... paloma : what 's this ? noah : merry christmas . paloma : but i did n't get you anything . noah : just say yes . paloma : que ? noah : open it . paloma : it 's two tickets to the scissor sisters . i love them . noah : i know . i overheard you and -- and -- well , i was hoping that we could go together . paloma : si , that would be great . noah : great . and then we could get dinner beforehand , if that 's ok ? paloma : yeah , it 's more than ok . it 's perfect . noah : great . [ scene_break ] eve : t.c . , are you sure that you 're up to -- to walking whitney down the aisle ? t.c . : i 've been waiting for this day ever since whitney took her first steps . nothing 's going to stop me now . you look so beautiful . whitney : daddy . oh ! t.c . : so do you , simone . simone : thanks , daddy . whitney : are you going to be able to walk me the aisle ? t.c . : baby , i got my running shoes on . whitney : now everything is perfect . t.c . : simone , is rae coming ? simone : yes , daddy , she 's already inside with miles . t.c . : that 's good . i want to find her and wish her a merry christmas . simone : thank you , daddy . thank you so much . theresa : so , father lonigan is ready to begin . whitney : god , this is really it . theresa : this is it . you are about to marry the man that you love . whitney : yes , and so will you , too , soon , with jared , right ? theresa : come here . ethan : there 's no way you will ever be mrs. jared casey , theresa , no way . [ scene_break ] luis : full of decorations and parties and gifts -- i always feel like we forget the true meaning of christmas , which , to me , has always been about hope . until you came into my life , i feel like i had all but lost that . lord , please , bring fancy back to me . luis : fancy . fancy . fancy : luis . luis : oh , my god . oh , god , thank you . thank you for bringing her back to me . [ scene_break ] rebecca : oh , ugh . i ca n't find that darn flash drive anywhere . i was hoping it was n't going to come to this , but -- rebecca : oh ! j.t . , you 're still in disguise . j.t . : yes , well , i have a few errands to run . and given the hostile environment my multi - victim blackmail scheme is causing , i think it best that i go out like this and not risk being shot at again . rebecca : well what if you run into some pervert who wants to have their way with you ? j.t . : well , depends on how perverted they are . what 's with the , uh -- rebecca : oh , well , i was hoping we could play army doctor . j.t . : kinky . maybe later . rebecca : oh , um , j.t . , what if you 're the victim of a hate crime ? should n't you leave the flash drive with me ? that way you know it 's safe . you know it 's protected . j.t . : you 're so sweet , but the flash drive is already in a safe place where i do n't have to worry about losing it . rebecca : oh , so , you are saying it 's not on you ? j.t . : i did n't say that . rebecca : well , that 's certainly what you implied . j.t . : i 've got to get going . rebecca : oh , no -- really , do n't you want me to come with you ? i could watch your back . j.t . : sweetie , i have to do this alone , but i 'll see you later , doctor . rebecca : ooh . oh , drat ! at this rate , i am never going to get my hands on that flash drive . j.t . : hmm , not that i ever trusted you before , becks , but this is why a woman in my position ca n't be too careful . i have got to get out of harmony . otherwise i could end up dead , and that is so not a good look on me . [ scene_break ] father lonigan : father , you have made the union of husband and wife so holy a mystery that it symbolizes the marriage of christ and his church . now shall we celebrate the holy union of whitney and chad , even as we celebrate your son 's birth . in light of chad and whitney 's good deeds this past summer in rome , the holy father has granted a special dispensation for them to be married as part of our mass this evening . chad , jared , would you come to the altar and please stand with me ? chad : yes , father . chad : we 're ready , father . eve : i 'll never forget this moment . our little girl , all grown - up and beautiful , inside and out . t.c . : you ready , sweetheart ? whitney : yes , daddy . i 'm ready to spend the rest of my life with chad . jared : it 's natural to be nervous , pal . chad : it 's not about marrying whitney . i just do n't want any problems . jared : you worrying about someone making a scene ? chad : yeah , someone in particular . [ scene_break ] j.t . : every sordid detail of every dirty secret of everybody i know is on this memory stick . and to the boys in the pressroom , i say -- `` merry christmas , ' daily private lives . ' your pal , j.t . cornell . `` so , once this rag starts dishing this dirt , sales will go through the roof , stock in the paper will soar , and me , a major stockholder , will get even richer . hmm ! and so , we say merry christmas , harmony . enjoy reading the muck i 've raked on all the bad little boys and girls in this humble burg . tabitha : this is it , endora . mommy is about to get what 's coming to her . edna : surprise ! tabitha : oh ! tabitha : norma ! edna ! you were with those carolers earlier . norma : music is our life now . edna : bells on bobtails ring ching - a - ching - a - ching - a making spirits bright . norma : what fun it is to sing a sleighing song tonight tabitha : a slaying song ? oh , no ! [ scene_break ] fancy : where am i ? luis : in the hospital . fancy : oh , my god , luis , i remember . it was awful . luis : shh -- hush . it 's ok ; you 're safe now , ok ? we 're going to get through this together . fancy : burt ? what about burt ? luis : burt 's fine . fancy : and the man -- did you catch him ? luis : no -- let 's not even talk about that now , ok ? we 're going to catch him . it 's christmas eve . it 's our first christmas together . fancy : thank you for being here , luis . luis : i would n't be anywhere else . hey , you know something ? you 're a miracle . yeah , you are a christmas miracle . fancy : i love you . i love you , luis . luis : i love you , too . hey ... merry christmas . fancy : merry christmas . [ scene_break ] chad 's voice : i love you , whitney . no matter what else , i love you . fox : soon that will be you , love . soon , people will be watching us get married . father lonigan : let us celebrate love , that which whitney and chad share , that which god our father chose to share with us through the miraculous birth of his son jesus christ . congregation : hark ! the herald angels sing `` glory to the newborn king . `` peace on earth and mercy mild . god and sinners reconciled . joyful , all ye nations , rise . join the triumph of the skies with the angelic host proclaim `` christ is born in bethlehem `` hark ! the herald angels sing `` glory to the newborn king `` [ next_on ] fancy : luis , we have to talk about what happened to me . luis : i know . chad 's voice : oh , my god . my secret is out . rebecca : you bitch ! i am gon na kill you for that .
whitney and chad began their wedding today , with tc managing to get there to walk his daughter down the aisle . earlier , jared had gone to get chad from the seedy motel where he 'd been with his lover , and it seems the lover has threatened to tell whitney if he marries her . jt cornell and rebecca played one of their sex games , and then he dressed in drag and left her behind after refusing to let her keep the memory card that has all the information about everyone he 's blackmailing on it . he went to his old tabloid office , put the card in an envelope marked `` merry christmas `` , and slipped it under the door , hoping they will print all of it and make a ton of money for him , as the largest stockholder of the paper . someone watched him doing this , but did n't show themself .