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[ nurse kravitz screams ] tabitha : my devil . now we 're done for . miguel : what is that ? charity : i was right , miguel . there 's something weird going on here . something evil . john : who screamed ? miguel : i think it was nurse kravitz . it came from the kitchen . jessica : oh . tabitha : if they find my cousins doing the monster mash in there , they 'll know that endora and i are witches for sure . nurse kravitz : oh ! oh ! [ relatives laugh ] boozy : lady , do you have a [ beep ] light ? [ nurse kravitz screams ] theresa : oh , gosh . what has happened ? why did my connection to little ethan get shut off ? oh , god . oh , god -- what if rebecca found out that fox was doing this so i could spend time with little ethan ? i 'm never going to see my son again . come on . oh , god . fox : ok , i know you 're angry , but i can explain everything . sheridan : let go of me ! you ca n't keep me locked up in here ! ugh ! norma : hands off her , you gorillas . she 's no threat to anyone . eve : what 's going on in here ? dr. ackland : sheridan tried to escape . eve : sheridan , you are going to have to calm yourself down . you 're just making things worse . dr. ackland : you do n't want us to have to put you in restraints , now , do you ? sheridan : but i should n't even be in here ! i just want to be with my baby . norma : eaeasy does it , honey . they 'll make things harder on you if you fight them . sheridan : please , wo n't somebody help me ! let me go ! help me , please ! alistair : scream all you want , daughter of mine . you 'll never see the light of day again . luis : beth -- we lost him . beth : no . no , it just ca n't be . [ beth sobs ] mrs. wallace : you killed him . this whole thing could have been prevented , and you know it . luis : what are you talking about , mrs . wallace ? how could my son 's death have been prevented ? singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life ! ó ! ó # ñ3ñ # ç # ç9i9i9i9i9i johnny : me . is a great port . pete : that 's my point right there . johnny : a -- seafood sauce as war dana : did you write that ? did y and you make fun of any [ relatives laugh ] nurse kravitz : oh ! i was right ! tabitha lenox and her baby are freaks ! you 're all freaks ! oh ! oh ! tabitha : whatever it is , i can handle it . miguel : forget it , tabitha . tabitha : hey -- miguel : oh , my god . fox : hey , if you think i 'm going to apologize for setting up a two - way video hookup so that theresa could see her son , you 're very much mistaken . julian : who asked you to apologize ? nice decorations . fox : then what 'd you break the connection for ? julian : i did n't touch a thing . fox : yeah , right . this must have become unplugged . come on . there we go . there she is . ok . theresa : oh , gosh . fox , what happened ? i thought that that old battle - ax rebecca discovered what we were doing . fox : no . no , it was a loose wire . theresa : oh , good . i -- i was just , you know , afraid that i was n't going to see little ethan again . fox : well , now you can . but , you know , we still have to be careful , ok ? because if rebecca gets wind of this , it 'd be curtains . theresa : i understand . little ethan : hi , mommy . theresa : hi , sweetheart . mommy 's going to find a way to be with you on christmas , ok ? fox : what 's with you , father , huh ? why are n't you scurrying off like the rat that you are to go tell that shrew of a fiancee what we 're doing in here , huh ? julian : upset my own little boy more than he already is ? fox : since when do you care about your sons ? julian : i 've changed since you were a lad , fox . if watching his mother , even it 's just on a computer screen , makes him happy , i 'm all for it . fox : who the hell are you and what have you done with my father ? whitney : oh . julian : do n't worry . i wo n't blow the whistle on your video hookup with theresa . whitney : but we thought that you might be upset . julian : you thought wrong . but you should be careful with rebecca because she wo n't take kindly to this if she finds out . whitney : well , thank you . thank you very much . julian : you 're very sweet to do this for little ethan . whitney : this is n't for him . fox told me that he never had a real christmas in this house . julian : and you 're going to try to make it up to him ? whitney : yeah . as best i can . julian : you know , it 's true , he did miss out on a lot growing up , but i 'd watch myself around him if i were you . whitney : you know , you do n't know your son very well , mr . crane . he is an amazing , amazing person . fox : all right , buddy , we got to say goodbye to mommy , ok ? see you later , alligator . little ethan : later , alligator . theresa : after a while , crocodile . i love you , sweetheart . bye - bye . [ door opens and closes ] fox : hello . whitney : well , i thought it was about time somebody taught you about the christmas spirit . sheridan : help ! let me go ! i have n't done anything wrong ! dr. ackland : tell the nurse i want 20 cc 's of valeroline right now . sheridan : no , no -- eve : but that 's such a strong sedative . that 's only given to the most violt t of patients . dr. ackland : are you questioning my judgment , dr . russell ? eve : no , i 'm just surprised . dr. ackland : are you going to tell the nurse , or shall i do it myself ? sheridan : oh , please , eve , please , do n't let them give me any drugs ! dr. ackland : dr. russell -- sheridan : please ! no ! dr. ackland : sheridan , i 'm going to have the orderlies let you go if you can remain calm , all right ? sheridan : yes , yes , ok . eve : sheridan , i need you to pull yourself together . now , i do n't think you need to be sedated , either . but i can do nothing to stop it if you do n't get control of yourself . do you understand me ? norma : listen to the lady doctor , honey . you do n't want to get on that one 's bad side . he 's meaner than a junkyard dog . you got to play him , convince him that you 're as normal as he is -- like i do , huh ? sheridan : i 'm doing much better now , doctor . i 'm fine , really . dr. ackland : we 're still going to have to give you the sedative . sheridan : if you think it 's necessary , but i am doing much better , really . dr. ackland : just to be on the safe side , ok ? eve : well , the patient has clearly calmed down , doctor , so there 's no reason to sedate her . although , if you -- if you insist , i can call for a consult with the other doctors on staff . dr. ackland : if you feel that strongly about it , dr . russell , we 'll hold off . sheridan : thank you . eve : sheridan , you are going to have to take all of this in your stride even if that is not the way you feel . norma : yeah . i do it all the time . it 's easy . sheridan : you do n't understand . i had a baby a few weeks ago . everyone thinks that my baby died , but i know better . my baby is still alive . but everyone thinks that this baby belongs to this friend of mine , beth . eve : sheridan , just stop it . just stop it ! as unbearable as it is , your baby died at the hands of the woman who kidnapped you . now , i know that you want toelelieve that your baby is alive , but it 's not . sheridan : no . eve : i 'm going to go and talk to the doctor and try to get him to review your case . because i do n't think that you 're a danger to yourself or others , like he does . and then i 'll come back , ok ? sheridan : ok . norma : this baby deal -- you 're convinced it 's your kid this beth person has ? sheridan : i am positive . listen , norma , do you think you could do me just one more favor ? norma : sure , if i can . sheridan : great . look , my baby is in this hospital , but they think that he could die . do you think that you could find out how he 's doing ? luis : why would you say that our son 's death could have -- could have been prevented ? mrs. wallace : i -- it 's -- it 's -- it is true . luis : my god . he 's still breathing . beth : breathing -- oh , my -- luis -- oh , thank god ! luis : thank you , god . thank you for giving us another chance . mrs. wallace : angels are in the house ! glory to be in heaven ! luis : what were you about to tell me , mrs . wallace ? were you just saying that someone 's to blame for martin being so sick ? mrs. wallace : someone is to blame -- beth : mother ! mother is just kicking herself for not paying enoh h attention to her new grandbaby these last few days . and she feels like if she would have watched him closer , this would n't have happened . luis : it 's not true . no one 's at fault that martin stopped eating . look , none of us knew how sick he was . beth : you know mother . she 's just -- she 's not rational all the time . luis : it 's -- it 's lucky you 're a fighter . you gave us quite a scare there , little buddy , ok ? now , do n't you go doing that again , all right ? we got a lot of plans for you . beth : is he going to make it , luis ? luis : he has to . mrs. wallace : bethie -- how -- how does a girl as mean as you get to be so lucky ? beth : it 's a miracle . my baby is alive . mrs. wallace : i would not start shopping for kindergartens just yet , missy , because the baby -- he still looks pretty peaked to me . you had just better get him back into his real mother 's arms and quickly before he gives up again and does die . beth : do n't be -- do n't be ridiculous . mrs. wallace : and i 'm right . and you know it . and you also know what caused this poor little baby 's distress . he wants sheridan , his real , real mommy . he 's going to die of a broken heart without her . now , you have got to do something , missy . beth : ok . ok , ok . mrs. wallace : you have got to . beth : you 're right . mrs. wallace : ok . beth : i need to do something . i 'm going to do something right now . mrs. wallace : hallelujah , bethie . you have seen the light . you 're going to reunite the little tyke with his real mommy . beth : fat chance . what i need is a plan that guarantees luis wo n't leave me , even if lilele martin dies . [ mrs. wallace gasps ] beth : oh , come on , mother . stop being so melodramatic . i just do n't want to lose the man that i love . especially if i 'm going to lose my precious little baby boy . i can not let luis go back to sheridan if he dies . [ mrs. wallace gasps ] beth : i just wo n't have it . sheridan : i 've got to get to my baby . he 'll die without his mother . eve : dr. ackland . dr. ackland : dr. russell . any more helpful suggestions about my patient 's treatment ? eve : dr. ackland , i 'm sorry if you feel that -- that i trespassed earlier . it 's just that i -- i 've known sheridan crane lopez fitzgerald for many years , and i just do n't think that strong sedatives and restraints are going to help -- dr . ackland : so you 've said . eve : no , i just meant -- dr . ackland : no , you 've made yourself abundantly clear , dr . russell , and i thought i made myself understood , as well . you see , i 'm perfectly capable of deciding and acting upon a course of treatment for my patient , which is exactly what i intend to do . do you have a problem with that ? eve : no . but as sheridan 's internist , i will be monitoring her situation on a daily -- maybe even hourly -- basis . do you have a problem with that ? alistair : watch out for that one . she 's trouble . always haseen . dr. ackland : do n't worry . i can handle dr . russell . alistair : do n't underestimate her . she 's too smart for her own good . dr. ackland : i can deal with her . alistair : you 'd better , or i 'll replace you with another shrink before you can say `` rorschach . `` your mission is to see that my daughter never gets out of this loony bin , do you hear ? dr. ackland : yes , sir , loud and clear . sheridan : hi . did you find out about my baby ? norma : not yet , but i 'm working on it . sheridan : i need to know how he 's doing . dr. ackland : you look agitated , mrs . lopez fitzgerald . sheridan : do i ? i do n't feel that way at all . norma here was just filling me in on all the activities that you offer your patients . dr. ackland : is that so ? i could have sworn the two of you were discussing something of greater urgency . norma , you have n't been hounding our newest patient here about tabitha lenox , now , have you ? norma : tabitha who ? i do n't know who you 're talking about . dr. ackland : now , come on , norma , we both know you do . it 's the woman you tried to kill on more than one occasion , remember ? norma : me ? oh , i think you have me confused with someone else . norma would n't hurt a fly . dr. ackland : all right , norma . but i 'm keeping my eye on you . norma : that 's my story , and i 'm sticking to it ! see ? that 's how you handle him . play dumb . sheridan : so , did you really try to kill tabitha ? norma : well , let 's just say the old dame and i have issues . like i said , she 's got a lot more going on with her than people know . sheridan : how do you mean ? norma : you know all the pain and suffering that 's been going on in this town for who knows how long ? it 's her doing ! tabitha : there . will you look at that ? everything 's fine . john : are you kidding ? that woman looks dead ! reese : well , she has a pulse , but it 's slow . she could be in shock . miguel : from what ? what do you think scared her so much that she passed out ? simone : i have never heard such a terrified scream . john : she must have seen something , but what ? tabitha : kay , you get them all out of here before my cousins come back for an encore . kay : come on , everyone . we 're crowding the poor woman . let tabitha handle her guest . tabitha : what the devil went on in here ? harry : you should have been here . p put on quite a show . tabitha : i 'll just bet you did . the woman was already suspicious of endora and me , and now she knows for sure we 're members of the dark side . boozy : what if she calls [ beep ] ghostbusters ? we 'll be fi -- fi -- finished . tabitha : well , she can't . she just can't . charity : you know what ? i 'm feeling it again , miguel -- the same evil i sensed before . and i think it 's back in the kitchen . -my son is a genius.-checkmate . kay : what is with you , charity ? tabitha asked us to leave her alone . charity : she 's not alone , kay . she 's with the woman that fainted dead away in the kitchen . there 's something very wrong in there -- very wrong ! kay : ok . no offense , charity , but how many premonitions do you get per minute ? i mean , are we really supposed to believe in every one of them ? miguel : kay -- kay : i 'm sorry , but tabitha has been kind enough to let maria and me live with her , ok ? and the least i can do is respect her wishes and have others do the same . not to mention the fact that ever since the holiday season started , this place has just been like one constant party with you guys hanging around here all the time . did you ever hear of giving people a little space ? miguel : maybe we should go , charity . kay : i did n't mean you , miguel . miguel : no , you 're right . i mean , we all have been hanging around here a lot lately , especially since we brought maria home from the hospital . and by now , you 're probably dying to have some private time with maria , by yourself . come on , guys . harry : nobody 's going to discover us , tabby . we 're all quite capable of vanishing into thin air on a moment 's notice . not to rub it in , but our powers are working at max capacity , unlike certain other people 's . tabitha : that was low , cousin harry -- low ! harry : it 's the truth . you ca n't even separate those two young lovers , chastity and what 's his name . tabitha : miguel and charity . harry : we 've been talking , and we decided the reason you keep coming up short in the powers department is because you 're a half - breed , not even a full- blooded witch . cousins : half - breed , half - breed , half - breed ! tabitha : how dare you ! harry : again , the truth hurts . i daresay your tiny terrorist tot will end up shooting blanks herself . we all know she 's not full - blooded . boozy : what 's that [ beep ] kid 's father 's name again ? what was it , julian ? talk about a [ beep ] mess . oh , god -- [ cousins laugh ] theresa : all right . [ phone rings ] woody : woody stumper is the man . ca n't be beat when you 're in a jam . yo . theresa : hi , woody , it 's theresa . woody : there she is , my favorite , my foesest , my ferociously female feline -- theresa : not now , woody . i really need your help . i have to be with my son on christmas . woody : christmas day ? that 's tomorrow . theresa : yeah , i know when it is . can you make it happen ? woody : i 'm on this , sister love . in fact , i happen to be at the courthouse right now . i 'm going to track down the judge , give him the woody stumper special . and i guarantee there 's no way you 'll be apart from your boy on christmas day . theresa : i 'd better go down there , too . definitely . fox : sorry to have kept you waiting . anyway , look , you can change back into your street clothes if you want . little ethan 's taking his bath . whitney : well , i actually did n't do this for him . you said that you missed out on christmas growing up , so i did this for you . fox : wow . luis : he 's breathing , but it 's uneven . beth , he 's having trouble again . beth : he has to pull through , luis . he has to . mrs. wallace : and if he does n't ? if he does n't , what is your heinous plan to hold on to luis , huh ? even without that baby around , huh , to cement you two together . beth : i will think of something , ok ? i 've got to . sheridan : hey , what happened ? did you find out about my baby ? norma : yep , but it 's not good news . sheridan : how 's he doing ? is he in i.c.u . ? norma : my sources say ththey sent him home . sheridan : well , thank god . that means he 's getting better . norma : not exactly . apparently , they released him because there was nothing more they could do for him . i 'm sorry . sheridan : no . no , not my baby . no , my baby ca n't die ! let me out of here ! please ! please , let me out of here ! help ! singer : you are my passion for life kay : well , wait . i did n't mean you all had to leave the house , just the kitchen so we could give tabitha some room . miguel : well , we have been hanging around here a lot . kay : well , it 's christmas . do n't you want to be with your daughter on her first christmas eve ? miguel : maybe i will stick around . hey , do n't worry , ok ? i 'm not going to let anything bad happen . nurse kravitz : where am i ? oh . oh . boozy : would you like a [ beep ] drink ? nurse kravitz : oh , my god ! oh , oh , oh ! i knew it ! it 's a demon child ! i knew it ! [ nurse kravitz screams ] john : did you see that ? simone : what ? john : never mind . you would n't believe me if i told you . whitney : hey , you know what ? i am santa . you 're supposed to be sitting on my lap . fox : yes , but , see , i would crush you -- [ whitney chuckles ] fox : so we 're going to have to do it backwards . whitney : ok . all right , then . that 's fine . fox : ok . whitney : now , what would you like for christmas this year ? fox : what i 'd like for -- you mean i actually get what i want for christmas this year ? whitney : well , if you 're a good boy , you do . fox : oh , i see how you work it . i see . well , i think that -- i think you already know what i want for christmas this year . whitney : um -- well , i might . you want to be with the woman you love . is n't that right ? fox : you got it . whitney : well , i mean , you already know how stubborn theresa is . it 's going to take a miracle for her to forget about ethan , so -- fox : i think that 's what i 'm going to need -- a christmas miracle . tabitha : all right . out ! out , out , all of you , out ! and you , boozy -- boozy : what -- tabitha : give me back my booze . cousins : half - breed , half - breed , half - breed , half - breed , half - breed ! tabitha : the nerve of you all , charging into my home and insulting me and my little one ! if you do n't all get out of here pronto , i 'll -- i 'll cast the termination spell on you ! [ cousins gasp ] boozy : oh , i 'm so [ beep ] scared -- not . uh - oh ! watch out for that [ beep ] kid ! harry : no ! not christmas ! tabitha : good girl , endora ! now the rest of them ! cousin : oh . second cousin : let 's grab a leg ! third cousin : let 's pull ! first cousin : ok ! second cousin : let 's go ! [ boozy babbles ] cousin : wait , i 'm stuck , i 'm stuck . i ca n't get through . second cousin : no , go , go , go , go ! tabitha : oh , well done , endora . oh , mommy loves you , you horrid little girl . now , do n't come back ! fox : so , my christmas wish this year is for the woman that i love to finally realize how i feel about her and maybe , just maybe , she 'll start to feel the same way about me . whitney : i 've never heard you talk this way before . fox : well , if that day comes -- when that day comes -- i 'm going to treat her like the princess that she is . i 'm going to spend the rest of my life trying to make her happy because that 's how much i love her . luis : i 'm going to call eve . martin 's -- he 's not looking so good . beth : no , he ca n't die . luis , he can not die ! luis : well , he 's going to if i do n't do something fast . [ beth cries ] luis : hey , this is luis lopez fitzgerald . i need to speak to dr . russell . psychiatric ward ? yeah , i 'll hold . wonder what she 's doing there . eve : yes , luis , what 's wrong ? luis : eve , it 's the baby . eve , listen to me . now , look , there 's got to be some sort of miracle cure that you can give him or some new drug ! eve : god , i wish there were , luis . luis : eve , do n't brush me off . now , look , this is my son we 're talking about here . eve : i know . i understand . i 'm -- i 'm just caught up with an emergency right now -- with sheridan . luis : sheridan ? they said you were in the psychiatric ward . oh , god , is that where they 've taken her ? eve : yeah , i 'm afraid so . sheridan : no . no , i -- i wo n't let this happen . no , my baby ca n't die ! eve : luis , hold on . i 'll be right back . luis : no , eve ! eve , you ca n't -- eve , you got to save my son . eve , are you there ? damn it . mrs. wallace : luis , what 's wrong ? luis : apparently , they 've -- they 've taken sheridan to the psychiatric ward . [ mrs. wallace gasps ] luis : now i 'm losing my son , too . eve ! eve , are you listening to me ? eve , you got to save my son ! beth : did you her that , mother ? sheridan 's gone over the edge . now , do you still think that i should give my baby back to his real mommy ? mrs. wallace : no . norma : cool it , or they 'll put you back in isolation , or worse , shoot you up with their elephant tranquilizer gun . either way , you 'll never get out of here . sheridan : bubut my baby 's dying ! he needs me ! dr. ackland : sheridan , i thought we were able to control our emotions . sheridan : well , i 'm sorry but it 's about my baby ! eve : sheridan , what 's wrong ? sheridan : why did n't you tell me that my baby was sent home from the hospital to die ? eve : honey , that 's beth 's baby . sheridan : no , my baby . i have to get to him now before it 's too late . i am the only one that can help him ! dr. ackland : sheridan . eve : sheridan , now just stop it . listen to me -- you 're not making any sense . your baby died . this is luis and beth 's baby that 's in serious condition . sheridan : no ! eve , this is my baby ! now , i have to get to him now ! oh , god . dr. ackland : orderlies , restraints ! sheridan : no ! let go of me ! please ! norma : now you 've done it , honey bunch . sheridan : i have to get to my baby ! no ! no , please ! no ! bcó whitney : oh . fox : what -- what 's the matter ? was n't that part of the usual santa package ? whitney : no . i 'm sorry . fox : right . yeah . me , too . me , too . i guess -- i think i just got caught up in all the stuff that you 're trying to do for me . you know , i -- no one 's really ever cared about my misspent childhood before now . whitney : well , i better go check on little ethan . fox : ok . would you like me to go with you ? whitney : that 's ok . i 'll be right back . fox : ok . [ door closes ] fox : damn it , i hope i did n't scare her . just could n't stop myself . whitney : what is happening to me ? woody : yes , sirree , i know you 'll agree with me . theresa : woody , did you get that court order so i can be with my son on christmas ? woody : do n't fret , not yet . there 's a lot of judges in this place , and woody always wins his race . theresa : well , make it happen because i 've got to be with my son on christmas . woody : oh . judge : forget it , stumper . judge reilly says the kid stays with his father in the crane mansion , and there 's no way i 'm overturning his decision . theresa : woody ? woody , why did n't you let me talk to him ? you know i have to be with my son on christmas . woody : i 'm sorry , sister love . i 'm sorry . this ai n't going to happen -- no how , no way . not today , not tomorrow . not this year . theresa : no . no ! miguel : you feeling any better ? charity : yeah . i 'm not sensing any evil anymore . kay : better check your radar , honey , because i 'm going to take miguel away from you . tabitha : and do n't you let anybody tell you otherwise . you 're a wonderful , wicked little witch . you 're mommy 's evil little girl . but you must n't show off in front of mortals , no matter how tempting it might be . huh ? [ music plays ] tabitha : oh ! oh , naughty , naughty , endora . [ tabitha laughs ] tabitha : oh , what a wonderful holiday this is going to be . luis : eve ? eve ! damn it , where are you ? martin 's -- martin 's dying . i need your help ! sheridan : let go of me ! norma : easy , boys . sheridan : i have to get to my baby ! norma : she 's not as sturdy as some of us . sheridan : let go of me ! please ! no ! eve : sheridan , please calm down ! sheridan : no ! nurse kravitz : no , no ! orderly : just settle down . nurse kravitz : they were monsters , i tell you ! one was like that cousin itt from the old tv show . and then there was boozy boozebourne ! oh , what a foul , nasty mouth he has ! orderly : you can tell us all about it when we get you in your room . nurse kravitz : no ! no , you ca n't lock me up ! i 'm telling the truth ! tabitha lenox is a witch , and her house is full of freaks ! oh ! oh ! help ! someone 's got to believe me ! norma : i do . tabitha lenox is a spawn of evil . nurse kravitz : oh . thank god , a voice of reason . oh ! norma : oh , i 've been telling people about her for years ! nurse kravitz : but you 're a patient here . norma : looks like you are , too . now we have enough people for a sing - a - long . [ norma hums ] norma : dearest daddy they mocked me and locked me away so i 'd lose my keen mind they never counted on your little buttercup a girl with an ax to the grind you join in on the chorus , ok ? [ norma laughs ] [ nurse kravitz screams ] luis : martin 's going to die if i do n't find a way to help him . mrs. wallace : oh . beth : i did n't have to do a thing . sheridan put herself in the nut ward . mrs. wallace : the hell she did . you put here there . sheridan 's going to lose her mind , and this poor little baby is going to die because you wo n't let them be together . beth : oh , no , we 'll see about that . mrs. wallace : oh . beth : we 'll see about that . sheridan : no ! let me go ! no ! oh ! no , please ! please do n't ! let me go . please . eve , please ? let me out . please . please . no ! please ! dr. ackland : there . now do you believe this is where she belongs ? eve : no , i do n't -- sheridan : let me out ! eve : especially not in her precarious emotional state ! sheridan : eve ! eve : how long do you intend to keep her in there ? dr. ackland : frankly , dr . russell , i expect her to be confined for the rest of her natural life . sheridan : let me go . please , let me out . please . i promise . please ? please , eve . i ca n't let my son die . please let me see my son . please ! please . mrs. wallace : yoarare a selfish slut , and the only thing you want is to keep luis for yourself ! ah ! ethan : what do you think you 're doing ? dr. ackland : forget about the baby , sheridan . you 're never going to see him again .
eve does n't trust dr. ackland , who is trying to give sheridan an experimental drug . dr. ackland is on alistair 's payroll , and they both intend to keep sheridan locked away in the psychiatric ward . beth refuses to get help for baby martin . luis discovers sheridan has been taken to the psychiatric ward and baby martin 's condition is causing luis to have an emotional episode . fox and whitney share a kiss . whitney is beginning to have feelings for fox . theresa has been told that she can not see little ethan on christmas day .
valerie : would it be all right if i left early , it being christmas eve and all ? chad : yeah , go . there 's nothing to do here anyway , not since julian took me off the danmu project and gave it to fox . valerie : you wrote a good proposal , chad . chad : yeah , just not good enough . valerie : i do n't believe that . you just got outmaneuvered by fox . chad : so you still think fox stole the project from me ? valerie : huh . i 'd bet on it . i told you you 'd be swimming with sharks here , including your brother . chad : yeah , and no matter how much julian goes out of his way to make me feel welcome , i 'm still the bastard son while fox is the legitimate heir . valerie : fox grew up around all this . he knows how to play the game . you can learn that . meanwhile , you 've got something he 'll never have -- street smarts . chad : you know , you 're right . this is just round one . there 'll be lots more , and i 'm a fast learner . valerie : and you 've got me assisting you . chad : you know , give me a second . hey , whitney ? whitney : hey . merry christmas . chad : you , too . thanks . but i 'm -- i 'm guessing it does n't feel much like christmas what with your parents going to finalize their divorce at court today . whitney : in spite of everything my mother -- our mother has done -- chad : yeah , it still sounds weird for me to say that , too . whitney : yeah . in spite of how angry i was with her , i still did n't think they would really go through with the divorce . i thought somehow , someway , some miracle was going to happen and things were going to go back to the way they were . chad : yeah , well , sometimes miracles happen and sometimes they 're just not meant to . whitney : well , i -- i definitely do n't want to be there to see it today , but i do n't have a choice , you know ? i have to be there for my father , so i will . chad : well , at least you 'll have fox there to support you . whitney : no . he was planning on coming , but he just got put in charge of this big , new project , so he wo n't be able to . he 's too busy . chad : yeah , i know , but you should n't go alone . whitney : well , i do n't have a choice . chad : yes , you do . let me come with you . ethan : hey , you know that -- that is probably the most beautiful christmas tree i 've ever seen . little ethan : mommy and i made the decorations all by ourselves . gwen : yes . ethan : no , you did n't . little ethan : yes , we did . gwen : and this little guy has been so good , i think we should take him to see santa before mass . ethan : santa ? i agree . little ethan : santa ? i have to go get my list ! ethan : so you seem like you 're in a better mood . gwen : look , i 'm just trying to put all this -- this stuff theresa 's done to us aside for little ethan 's sake . i want him to have the best christmas ever . ethan : good . i agree . and what do you want for christmas , little girl ? gwen : i want those d.n.a . test results , i want proof that that baby is mine , and i want theresa out of our lives for good . theresa : it 's christmas and little ethan is with ethan and gwen instead of his mother . christmas is all about a mother and son and i 'm not with mine . pilar : bueno , theresa , cuantas veces te lo dije ? i warned you that if you followed through with this plan of yours to keep the baby from ethan and gwen , this would happen . theresa : she is my baby , mama . she 's not gwen 's and that d.n.a . test is going to prove it . pilar : ay , theresa , you do n't know that for sure . theresa : no , i do know , mama . i know it in my heart . gwen has already taken one of my children from me . she is not going to take my little girl . i 'm going to keep her . i 'm going to get little ethan back no matter what . tabitha : ooh ! ooh , my devil this is heavy . ooh ! oh . that beth wallace is the dumbest mortal in harmony , and that 's saying something . even precious figured out alistair 's clue , `` mother , `` meant that mrs .. wheeler was sheridan 's mother , katherine crane . huh . i practically had to spell it out syllable by syllable for beth . i think she 's finally grasped the obvious and worked it out on her own . and when she spills the beans , you know , luis is still going to hate katherine for running off with his father , ruining the family . but sheridan -- she wo n't be able to turn her back on her mother , so a big , old wedge is going to be put between harmony 's favorite lovers . mm - hmm . and it will only get wider and wider and wider . mm - hmm . mark my words , my little witchling , not only will there not be a wedding , but when the truth comes out , sheridan and luis wo n't even be speaking to one another . how 's that ? how 's that ? sheridan : you know , this is going to be the best christmas ever . luis : well , i think the day after is going to be even better . sheridan : hmm . luis : we 're finally going to be legally married . sheridan : it 's going to be the best christmas present ever . luis : well , julian getting me my job back with a promotion to detective and back pay -- well , that was n't too shabby , either . sheridan : yeah , i told you he 's changed . luis : yeah . i 'm finally going to be able to buy my family a place to live . sheridan : you 're so close to your family , so protective . i just wish i had that growing up . luis : you do now . i 'm telling you , sheridan , family 's the most important thing to me . that 's why i could never forgive my father for abandoning us and taking off with mrs .. wheeler , and you know , i think that she 's just as much to blame as he is . what kind of a woman takes off with a man who 's left his wife and kids ? sheridan : i do n't know . luis : well , i want nothing to do with her . and i 'm glad you finally feel the same way despite whatever connection you had with her . sheridan : luis , she means nothing to me . all right ? you mean everything to me . you 're my husband - to - be , you 're my family . i love you . luis : i love you . beth : luis and sheridan are not going to get married . they 're not even going to be talking . mrs. wallace : why is that , bethie , huh ? because you have the magic word that alistair gave you , huh ? `` mother `` ? beth : yes , that 's right . mrs. wallace : you do n't even know -- you do n't even know what alistair meant . beth : i do now , after what tabitha told me last night . mrs. wallace : what ? what , that nonsense about katherine crane showing up at sheridan 's wedding ? not ! she 's in spirit , not in the flesh . beth : well , i got the impression tabitha thinks she is alive , and if she is , sheridan and luis will never get married . they 're going to be finished forever . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life gwen : honey , i mean it . i want theresa out of our lives once and for all . i want this horrible nightmare with her to finally be over . i mean , this is theresa 's fault . all of this is her fault , starting with her knocking out our surrogate and tricking the doctors into implanting her with our embryo and then tricking you into sleeping with her by pretending she 's me ! it 's crazy ! ethan : hey , you know what ? i -- i should n't have gotten drunk , first of all . gwen : this is n't your fault . look , you thought your drinks had been drugged and i bet you 're right and i would guarantee that theresa was the one who did it . how else could she fool you into sleeping with her with a wig and perfume ? look , but at least one good thing has come out of this -- i do not at all have to worry about you having some lingering feelings for her . there 's no way you could after this . i am sure that you finally see her for the monster that she really is . pilar : theresa , you should at least consider the possibility the baby is gwen 's . theresa : no , i do n't , mama . she is mine and the d.n.a . test is going to prove it . pilar : maybe , maybe not . and if it does , theresa , i 'm afraid that the whole reason you did this is going to backfire . if you do n't give gwen this baby , you 're never going to get your son back . theresa : mama , i was n't the one that started all of this mess . ethan was going to marry me . he was going to spend his life with me until gwen got herself pregnant . plus , gwen and rebecca threw us out of our home . they got us fired from our jobs , they made it so we could n't find work anywhere in harmony , and worst of all , mama , they stole my child from me . pilar : there were other choices . theresa : i know there were other choices and i tried them , mama . i tried reasoning with gwen and rebecca , you know that . i begged them to give me my son back , but what did they do , mama ? they laughed at me . i tried to fight them in court , but they owned the judge . i did what any mother would do . pilar : right . and now there 's another baby to fight over . theresa : yes , there is , and she is mine , mama , and i will be damned if i let gwen take her , too . i 'm sorry , mama , but i have had enough . i do n't care how much power and money gwen or rebecca have . i 'm not backing down , ever again . i want little ethan back , i want ethan back , i want the baby that i made with ethan . i want every single thing that gwen has taken from me , and as god is my witness , i will get it . tabitha : endora , i ca n't wait to see what 's in this box . you know , there 's no card anywhere , but i think you 're right . i think this is from your daddy . [ endora babbles ] tabitha : yeah , i think it is ! you know , julian has plenty of cash , quite enough to splurge on something really fabulous . oh , hades , look at the damn time . kay 's going to be coming by any minute to take you on that christmas jaunt . [ tabitha laughs ] tabitha : i know , i know , but if she takes you to see santa claus , you remember what to do , right ? good girl , good girl ! none of that `` ho , ho , ho `` rubbish for you . but listen , you must remember that you have to be very discreet because we do n't want to arouse suspicion , all right ? ok . come on . let 's get you into something festive -- yeah . you know , i have never been so excited for christmas , but now i ca n't wait for christmas because i ca n't wait to see what 's in that box ! come on , my baby . mrs. wallace : hey ! hey , marty , look who 's here -- your daddy and your real step mommy . luis : whoa . hey , big guy ! mrs. wallace : boy . he could n't wait to get here to see you two . sheridan : oh . well , we 're so happy to see him . mrs. wallace : how are the wedding plans coming along ? luis : fine , fine . but you two are still coming , are n't you ? mrs. wallace : oh ! are you kidding ? we would n't miss that for the world , now , would we , bethie ? beth : uh - uh . mrs. wallace : i think it 's going to be the most beautiful wedding that harmony has ever seen . do n't you agree , bethie ? yeah , i knew she would . you two -- you two have been through so much . but , you know , it 's just like the fairy tale -- true love conquers all . you two are going to live happily ever after . i mean , you 're still planning to get married right after christmas , are n't you ? luis : set in stone . sheridan : yeah . mrs. wallace : hear that , bethie ? it 's set in stone ! beth : mm - hmm . i heard . mrs. wallace : well -- well , look , go on , go on -- take your son . beth : ok , ok . now you be good and have fun with your daddy and sheridan , ok ? mommy will see you later , ok ? luis : all right , all right , so -- beth : bye . luis : we 'll see you two in a couple of hours , all right ? mrs. wallace : yep . luis : marty . come on , son . mrs. wallace : bye - bye . oh . oh , bethie . did you ever see a more loving or a happy family ? beth : would you drop it , mother ? mrs. wallace : just like a storybook . beth : listen , make yourself helpful and tell me everything that you know about katherine crane . mrs. wallace : oh , no . are you still chasing that wild goose ? katherine crane is dead , d - e - a - d , dead and buried . beth : well , after tabitha 's speech at sheridan 's bridal shower , she alluded that katherine was still alive . mrs. wallace : tabitha is loony and she does n't know what she 's talking about . beth : i think she does . mrs. wallace : oh ! beth : and you do n't . i 'm going to go see her , and before she even realizes it , she 's going to be telling me everything she knows about katherine crane and mrs .. wheeler . mrs. wallace : bethie , honey , you 're wasting your time . you are -- come on , come on . why do n't you come with precious and me , huh , huh ? you know , after we have our hot chocolate , we 're going to go see santa claus because precious has been on the computer all morning long coming up with her list . hey , bethie ? beth : hmm ? mrs. wallace : maybe santa can tell you what alistair 's word means , huh ? beth : santa ca n't help me , but tabitha can . i know that she has the information that 's the key to breaking up luis and sheridan . mrs. wallace : oh -- huh ? oh . chill out . do n't get any ideas , huh ? what ? oh , yeah . i wish i could find luis under my tree , too , at christmas . but i 'm afraid that 's one item we 're going to have to cross off our christmas list . chad : let me come to the divorce hearing with you . let me be there for you . valerie : i 'm going to take these files to the conference room before i leave . have a merry christmas . chad : oh , you , too . come in . whitney : ok . chad : i thought we agreed to be friends . whitney : well , we did . chad : well , then let me be there for you as a friend , as a brother . come on , do n't shut me out . all right , let me be part of your life in the one way that i can be . whitney , i know how hard your parents ' separation has been on you . i know it 's made you question everything you believe about love . well , you should n't be alone at the divorce hearing . you should have somebody there when this all becomes final . and if fox is unavailable , let it be me . whitney : ok . yeah , i mean , i -- i definitely do n't want to be there alone . thank you . chad : good . whitney : it 's really happening , is n't it ? my parents ' marriage is over and it 's happening on christmas eve . chad : the court set the date , not them . whitney : i know . it 's just that christmas was always such a happy time for me and my family , but now this is going to be my christmas memory . chad : it 'll be all right . you 'll see . whitney : yeah . chad : come on . eve : so this is how it all ends . years of marriage , two children , a warm , loving home . and it was a warm , loving home , julian . julian : i know . i saw . eve : `` till death do us part . `` that 's the vow that t.c . and i made to each other and to god . oh , i know i made so many mistakes . i should 've told t.c . about my past , our past , and about the baby that we had together . but it was -- it was over long before i met him and i thought the baby had died and i -- i knew how much it would hurt him . julian : you kept quiet because of your love for t.c . eve : misplaced though it was . and you know , through it all , through the -- the separation and the divorce papers , i still thought that somehow we would get through this , that our family and our life was -- was so precious to us even though we were going down the -- down the rapids , we would n't go over the falls . but we have , thanks to liz . if she had n't kept poisoning t.c . 's mind against me , he might have found a way to forgive me . he might have listened to father lonigan . julian : well , he might have , but i believe he 's made his choice . eve : so , now we just stand here waiting for some judge to sign a decree that ends my marriage forever . merry christmas . eve : simone . honey , i did n't realize that you would be here . simone : i 'm not here for you , mother . i came to support daddy . this has been really hard on him . eve : it 's been really hard on me , too , simone . simone : yeah , right . eve : oh , god . i really have lost everything . santa : you be sure you put out some cookies and milk for santa tonight . ho , ho , ho ! i get so hungry flying around the world delivering presents . luis : all right , marty . you all set there , bud ? santa : hold it . the elf has to take our picture . elf : smile . [ shutter clicks ] luis : all right . come on . there we go . [ santa chuckles ] luis : oh , thank you . man : here 's santa claus . elf : well , you sure have your mommy 's eyes . sheridan : oh -- actually , i 'm not his mother . elf : oh , you could 've fooled me , and i see a lot of mothers and children . sheridan : hmm . elf : anyway , the picture will be ready in a minute . i 'll be right back . luis : great . marty , what do you say , huh ? go get some cocoa ? sheridan : you know what ? i will wait for santa 's helper to get that picture ready and i will meet you . luis : great . come on , bud . let 's go get some hot cocoa . come on . come on . elf : here you go . sheridan : great . thank you . elf : great photo . are you sure you 're not his mom ? sheridan : yeah , i 'm sure . hmm . hey , that elf is right . i never noticed it before , but marty and i do have the same eyes . tabitha : oh , beth , dear . what a surprise -- i do n't think . beth : i hope i 'm not disturbing you . tabitha : no , not at all . kay took endora and maria to see santa claus , so it 's just me and the christmas presents . beth : oh . tabitha : did you see that ? beth : hmm ? see what ? tabitha : that box just moved . beth : it did ? tabitha : yeah , well , and -- and i could 've sworn that a few minutes ago , it was over there . beth : oh . maybe you just had a little too much christmas cheer . tabitha : oh , well . maybe . so , what brings you by , dear ? beth : well , i 'm trying to find the perfect wedding gift for luis and sheridan . tabitha 's voice : i 'll bet you are . beth : and then , i thought maybe i could bring a bit of her mother into their lives , except i know next to nothing about her and then i remembered what you said at the bridal shower about being friends with katherine crane . tabitha : oh , yes . katherine and i used to hang out from time to time , share girl talk . beth : well , what was she like ? tabitha : oh , she was quite beautiful , really . i remember her face very clearly . i would recognize her in a minute if i saw her now . beth : oh , you mean , even after all these years ? tabitha : oh , in a heartbeat -- unless , of course , she 'd had as much plastic surgery as martin fitzgerald -- huh . oh , then i would n't -- beth : oh . tabitha : but then no one would , of course . beth : yeah . pilar : theresa ? theresa : yeah ? pilar : what are you doing ? this is crazy , mija . you ca n't sneak into the crane mansion in broad daylight . if someone catches you , mija , they will throw you in jail , and gwen and rebecca will make sure they throw away the key . theresa : mama , they 're not going to see me , ok , and it 's worth the risk . i have got to see my son . it is christmas and i do n't want him to think that his mother does n't care enough to visit him on christmas eve ! pilar : oh , theresa -- theresa : i got to go . pilar : theresa , van aca ! theresa : mama , relax . pilar : if someone sees you -- oh , my god -- they will throw you in jail and then you will never see your son until he 's all grown up . theresa : mama , this is my son . it is christmas . what would you do ? pilar : i would do whatever i had to do , theresa , but this is -- theresa : that 's exactly what i 'm doing , mama . please , just keep an eye out for security , ok ? i love you . pilar : theresa ? oh , my god . ay . dios mio , por favor , protégé mi hijack . do n't let anything worse happen to her . gwen : who this is quite a list . ethan : yeah . little ethan : nanny helped me . gwen : i do n't see how santa is going to be able to resist bringing you everything you want . little ethan : really ? gwen : mm - hmm . ethan : yeah , i would n't be surprised . but you know what ? right now , you need to take a little nap because it 's going to be a late night , and when you wake up , we 're going to go right down to the park and make sure that santa gets this list personally . what do you think ? little ethan : oh , boy ! ethan : yeah , yeah , oh , boy . all right . gwen : there you go . ethan : you 'll go to sleep , right ? gwen : sweet dreams , sweetheart . we 'll see you in a bit . gwen : will you do me a favor ? ethan : yeah . gwen : just look in on him every now and then . i really do n't trust theresa . ethan : honey , what could she possibly do here at the mansion ? gwen : she has snuck in here before and i would not put it past her to try to do it again . ethan : it 's christmas eve . maybe we should let her see him . gwen : no . he is our son . legally , honey , he 's our son . i do n't want her anywhere near him . ethan : ok , ok , ok . i will check on him . gwen : thank you . ethan : you 're welcome . pilar : oh , my god . why did she stop ? oh , dear lord , please . please do n't let her get caught . do n't let the situation get any worse . gwen : ethan , are you coming ? ethan : yeah , just a sec . gwen : is -- is something wrong ? ethan : no . no , i just wanted to give little ethan a kiss good night , that 's all . gwen : ok . [ inaudible ] luis : what 's up ? sheridan : luis , i 'm sorry , but i -- i feel something . i mean , every time i see him , i try to deny it , but i -- i ca n't . there 's -- there 's a bond , there 's a connection . luis : i know . and when he was born , beth was n't able to nurse him and you did , so you developed something special with him . oh , marty -- no , do n't put the candy cane in your hair . sheridan : look , i know the nursing created a bond . this is more than that . this is so much more . beth : of course ! if someone had plastic surgery to change their face , no one would recognize them , like no one recognized martin . tabitha : precisely . but you can catch by type . it 's another matter . be you ca n't well , what katherine crane body li p 's tabia : , . no be e yo bia : oh ! not ll be - wel ? tabi , 's you ouldtiont . a mr oft , s. w 's odis vmulihe 's . : h . tabitha : well , of course , she 's been dead for years , since sheridan was a little girl . beth : well , i feel like somebody told me once that she had n't really died , that she ran off with someone ? tabitha : oh , that was just rumors and gossip , dear , but i suppose it 's possible . beth : but if someone had plastic surgery , how would anyone know ? tabitha : hmm . well , actually , there is a way to recognize katherine . she had a very distinguishable birth mark on the back of her neck . i think it was sort of heart - shaped . so , if you find the birth mark , you 've found katherine . that 's if she 's still alive , of course . tabitha : are you sure you have to go so soon , dear ? you only just got here and we have n't had a chance to talk about what sort of wedding gift you want to get for sheridan and luis . beth : oh , well , do n't worry . i know exactly what i 'm going to get them . tabitha : i 'm counting on that , bethie dear . your little heart - shaped gift is going to rock luis and sheridan 's world like mount st . helens . speaking of gifts , it must almost be christmas somewhere , so i do n't think it would hurt if i just took the teensiest little peek inside here . judge : well , are you both still certain you want to dissolve this marriage ? t.c . : yes , your honor . i am . judge : dr. russell ? eve : i 'm in complete agreement , your honor . judge : then according to the laws of this state and the power vested in me as an officer of the court , i decree that the marriage of thorton chandler russell and eve russell is now and forever legally dissolved . [ judge pounds gavel ] liz : congratulations , t.c . you 're free . eve : so this is it . my marriage is over . it 's really over . ethan : gwen , what are you doing ? gwen : i was just going to go check in on little ethan . ethan : oh , you do n't have to . i -- i told you i would check on him , and you should lie down . it 's going to be a late night , mrs . claus . gwen : i know and you 're right and i will after i go check in on our son . theresa : hey , honey ? no one can know that i was here today , ok ? little ethan : ok . theresa : ok . chad : i ca n't imagine how hard this was for you two . simone : i ca n't talk about this right now , not with you . i just want to be alone . whitney : simone -- chad : no , just -- just give her time . whitney : thank you for coming here with me today . i could n't imagine doing all this by myself . chad : well , you 'll never be by yourself , not as long as i 'm alive . you know , now that we know that i 'm your brother -- well , i ca n't be there for you the way i used to , but i 'll always be here as a friend . you can count on that , no matter what the problem is . eve : merry christmas and a happy new year . julian : eve , i -- i know how painful today has been , but perhaps the finality of it will finally give you some closure and , in time , peace and you can start to really move on with your life . you can -- you can focus on all the good things waiting for you out there . eve : it 's hard to imagine that there are any . julian : there 's me . i love you , i 've always loved you . i 'm here for you . eve : thank you . julian : there 's our son chad . we finally -- we finally found him . of course , it 's been painful and he and whitney have been through hell , but he seems to be adjusting . he 's doing very well at crane and he and whitney seem to be navigating their way to a -- well , a new relationship . eve : i hope so . julian : hey , it 's christmas . it 's a time when everything 's possible . do n't lose your hope , eve . we 're all moving on . it will get better , i promise you . eve : even when i 'm at my lowest , you still make me feel better . julian : that 's what love means . eve : i wo n't give up hope , julian . eve : my marriage is over . and i know i have to accept that . but i am never going to accept seeing liz with t.c . never . beth : all i have to do is find mrs . wheeler , check out her neck , and if she has that birth mark , bingo . luis and sheridan will be history , and then luis will be mine . sheridan : looks like someone 's tuckered out . luis : it 's all the christmas excitement . sheridan : mm - hmm . you know , when i was a little girl , every year i used to wish on the christmas star my mother was alive and she 'd come home to me . god , i missed her so much . i still do . luis : i know . sheridan : i find myself this year , though , wishing the same thing for our little baby . luis : well , i wish i could grant those wishes for you . sheridan : i know . luis : but i can't . sheridan : i know . luis : i 'll tell you what i can do . sheridan : hmm ? luis : i can try and make you the happiest woman in the world and be the best husband that i can and , hopefully soon , the best father . sheridan : i know you will . luis : we are going to have a wonderful life and a perfect marriage . sheridan : mm - hmm . tabitha : oh . oh , this is getting me nowhere ! i might as well open the whole box . i ca n't wait to see what 's inside ! i 'm sure it 's going to be something wonderful . norma : whoa ! [ tabitha screams ] norma : merry christmas ! tabitha : oh , no -- no ! norma ! that voice , it -- it -- it -- norma : that 's right , tabby ! norma 's home for the holidays ! tabitha : oh ! [ norma laughs ] * on the next passions * eve : but i wish there was something that we could do to make pilar 's christmas a little brighter . julian : perhaps there is . theresa : it 's your mommy , but do n't tell anyone ! norma : wait , tabby ! i 've got something to give you ! [ tabitha screams ]
beth is still searching for mrs. wheeler 's true identity and she pays a call on tabitha to pick her brain for more information . tabby gives her plenty to think about and a new clue to look for . sheridan and luis are happily awaiting their wedding day , but sheridan is given a clue by santa 's elf that she does n't catch the meaning of . theresa goes to new heights to be with her son on christmas eve , and ethan looks the other way .
simone : thank you for posing as a john and hiring jessica to get her away from spike . roberto : i was glad to help , simone . i just hope that paloma gets jessica in shape in time to spend christmas with her family , though . simone : me , too . i just hate that jessica keeps letting spike drug her up so that he can sell her body to strangers . hopefully , spending christmas with her family will be a turning point for jess . roberto : well , paloma gave her strong coffee and a cold shower , but jessica 's still in pretty bad shape , though . simone : and time is running out . at this rate , jessica may not be in shape to be with her family on christmas . [ scene_break ] sam : jessica is back with spike . you 're locked up for helping theresa kidnap ethan , and gwen said he 's no better off now than he was before . this is not going to be an easy christmas . noah : i messed up , dad . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . sam : but to be in this much trouble over something so futile . look , god knows i do n't want gwen to take ethan off life support . no one does . but it 's what he wanted . and for you and theresa to interfere the way you did -- noah : look , i know , i know , dad . but , look , ethan is still going to be taken off life support . and i broke my promise to fancy to tell her about everything that affects us as a couple , so she was ready to call it quits . i do n't know , i think i got her to understand where i was coming from . but with fancy , you know , god only knows what she 's going to do . [ scene_break ] fancy : i guess i 'm a crane after all . alistair 's voice : this is alistair crane , and i want you to give my granddaughter , fancy crane , anything she wants , or all you 'll get for christmas is fired . fancy : grampy gave me what i want most for christmas , and he does n't even know it . [ scene_break ] [ crowd gasps ] woman : oh , my goodness . sheridan : i 've seen revolving trees , but never a floating one . i did n't know technology like this existed . tabitha : it 's not technology , sheridan , it 's witchcraft . endora , will you land that tree and stop it spinning , or you 're going to get us in real hot water . [ scene_break ] whitney : please , god , help me be strong and do right by miles and chad . [ scene_break ] kay : this tree is amazing ! fox : the tree 's incredible , just like you . man : oh , wow , candy canes ! [ crowd cheers ] tabitha : endora , this is really going too far . sheridan : this is fantastic , but how can it be happening ? chris : well , sometimes you just have to believe that something 's possible . sheridan : i do . i do believe . man : that 's magnificent , magnificent . woman : whoo ! tabitha : and i thought norma and edna were my big problem . [ scene_break ] norma : tabby has to come home sooner or later . and when she does -- ah , ah , ah ! mrs. wallace : ugh . hey , normie -- ugh -- would you open this ? my arthritis . norma : sure . there you go , hon . mrs. wallace : thanks ? norma : edna , turn on the tube , see if we made the news yet . mrs. wallace : ok . [ tv turns on ] tv announcer : i have never seen anything like this . this crowd is going wild . [ crowd cheers ] norma : goodness gracious , would you look at that . mrs. wallace : hmm . what would cause something like that ? hmm ? mass hysteria ? magic ? both : tabitha ! norma : let 's go get her ! and if we 're lucky , we 'll star in the first ax murder live on tv ! ah ! mrs. wallace : ah ! [ scene_break ] theresa : no , wait , i ca n't -- i ca n't walk away . all right , i need to try to save ethan . pilar : theresa , there 's nothing more that you can do . martin : you have to let go . pilar : gwen is his wife , and it is her place to end his life according to his wishes , not your place to save it . all you can do is pray for his soul . martin : now , come on . we do n't want to be late for christmas eve mass . theresa : i 'm never going to give up hope . gwen : eve , are you absolutely sure that ethan 's condition is hopeless ? eve : i 'm afraid so . gwen : i am going to have to do what he wanted . i 'm going to have to take ethan off life support . ivy : gwen , you have been nothing but a dutiful and loving wife , and ethan was very lucky to have you in his life . gwen : ok , i need to do this right now . eve : gwen , why ? i mean , there really is n't any rush . gwen : eve , if i put this off any longer , i am never going to do this . and i do n't want to let ethan down , i have to carry out his wishes . eve : whenever you 're ready , then . gwen : i 'm going to be dreaming of the day we 're together again . until then , you just know how much i love you . honey , i love you so much , and i always will . [ scene_break ] noah : pretty selfish , huh , talking about fancy when ethan 's about to be taken off life support . sam : i do n't think you 're selfish . just being honest . losing someone you love is always hard , no matter how you lose them . guard : time 's up . sam : thanks . one second . never enough time . good night . merry christmas . noah : merry christmas , dad . noah : well , there 's no place like home for the holidays . [ scene_break ] fancy : that was the hard part . now to get busy on the fun part . ooh , i do n't have much time . i 'm going to make this the best christmas yet . [ scene_break ] children : ♫ lay down his sweet head , the stars in the sky look down where he lay , the little lord jesus asleep on the hay , the cattle are lowing , the poor babe awakes ♫ gwen : i ca n't do this . not right now , not on christmas eve . i do n't want jane to be sad every christmas knowing it 's when her father died . you know , it 's bad enough she 's losing him . i 'm not going to take christmas away from her . ivy : i understand . eve : absolutely . gwen : i 'm going to find the strength to do what i need to do soon , but not on christmas . i 'm not going to do that to jane . i know you understand . [ scene_break ] [ crowd cheers ] chris : that 's great . man : yeah ! all right ! second man : wow ! chad : merry christmas , whitney . i love you and our little family so much . whitney : i love you , too , chad . i love you and miles . whitney : oh , my god , no . chad : hey . [ scene_break ] sheridan : was n't the tree turning an amazing sight ? chris : christmas in harmony . i 've never seen anything like it . sheridan : hmm . every year , something amazing happens . like the three of us being together after so much loss . chris : maureen and luis . sheridan : you and james have made this one of the happiest christmases i 've ever had . chris : well , james and i hope this is the first of many we share . sheridan : i hope so , too . [ church bells toll ] chris : oh , that 's mass . we should go . sheridan : together . chris : ok . [ scene_break ] tabitha : now , endora , please , no more special effects . if word gets out that there 's woo - woo in the park , who knows what might happen ? [ endora whimpers ] tabitha : oh -- hell 's bells . i forgot that this -- this lighting - tree business is -- is televised live ! oh , i hope norma and edna did n't see your stunt on tv . because even they 're smart enough to know that we 're here . oh -- kay , kay , will you please look after endora ? i have to -- i have to check on something . kay : yeah . are you ok ? tabitha : oh , `` ax `` me later . kay : ok . you know what ? we should probably go because the mass is going to start soon . fox : i 'll -- i 'll drive you . kay : are you sure ? fox : yeah , positive . let 's go . [ maria cries ] kay : ok . fox : come on , come on , come on . kay : let 's go . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh . my evil intuition tells me that norma and edna did see endora 's magic on tv and they 're headed this way to behead me even as i freak . norma : ho - ho - ho ! tabitha : oh . oh , i think you 're confusing me with jessica bennett . norma : merry christmas ! tabitha : scrooge you . get out of my way . i do n't believe in christmas and i 'm in a hurry ! norma : first , tell santa what you want this year . tabitha : [ transylvanian accent ] i want to be left alone . mrs. wallace : sorry , tabby . that 's one gift you 're not getting ! tabitha : [ normal voice ] edna . mrs. wallace : yep , in my saggy , leaky self ! tabitha : oh . if -- if you 're an elf , then -- then santa must be -- norma : norma 's back and ready to whack ! tabitha : oh ! [ scene_break ] theresa : if you guys do n't mind , then take a seat . i 'm just going to , you know , say a prayer for ethan alone , please . pilar : esta bien , mija . theresa : thank you . martin : i wish we could ease theresa 's pain . losing someone you love as much , as deeply as she loves ethan can be heartbreaking . pilar : i know , that 's exactly how i felt when you left all those years ago . martin : i 'm sorry , pilar . i never meant to hurt you . pilar : who did you mean when you spoke of the heartbreak over losing someone ? was it me or katherine ? theresa : please , lord , make it so gwen does n't take ethan off life support . please let ethan live . i 'm begging you . [ scene_break ] gwen : i ca n't take ethan off life support , not now . christmas is a time to celebrate , not to mourn my husband 's death . jane would never know the full joy of the season if i let him go right now . you know , part of me just hopes that i just dozed off and i 'm going to wake up from this nightmare and be around the tree and be celebrating christmas with ethan and jane . eve : i 'm so sorry , gwen . that 's just not going to happen . gwen : i know . i know . i just want us to have this one last christmas together . [ scene_break ] tabitha : norma , norma , wait ! ca n't we achieve a rapprochement ? norma : is that french for `` chopped witch `` ? tabitha : no , no , it means -- norma : oh , just hang on there , so i can figure out where to deck the halls with limbs of tabby ! tabitha : ah ! mrs. wallace : fa - la - la - la - la la - la - la - la ! tabitha : what happened to `` peace on earth `` ? norma : oh , you 'll be on the ground in pieces in no time , dear . oh , where to start ? hang on to her , edna . tabitha : edna , edna , let me go ! mrs. wallace : why should i , huh ? my black magic makeover wore off ! tabitha : yes , yes , so i see . and smell . mrs. wallace : watch it , witchie . now , listen , i want to be young and sexy again because i have needs , tabby cat , and i 'm not talking thorazine ! tabitha : yeah , well , fine , fine , i 'll give you another makeover , but you have to stop norma from making mincemeat out of me ! mrs. wallace : ok . hey , hey , hey , guarantee me that this makeover will last at least 10 years , huh ? tabitha : 10 -- [ norma and tabitha scream ] [ scene_break ] katherine : he meant you , pilar . martin : katherine . katherine : i know without a doubt that it broke martin 's heart to leave you and the children back then . and now that he has you back , i see a light in his eyes that i never saw in all the years that we were hiding from alistair . merry christmas , pilar . martin : katherine told you the truth . i was thinking about you , pilar , only you . julian : are you all right ? katherine : i 'm with my wonderful son , and my darling daughter will soon be here . what more do i need ? julian : love , perhaps ? i know you found it with martin . katherine : yes . martin and i came to love each other in a very deep and special way . but sometimes when you love someone , you -- you do what 's best for them . and being a husband to pilar and being a father to their children is best for martin . sheridan : mother . julian . julian : hello , sweet sister . katherine : hello . sheridan : just think -- this is our first christmas together since i was little . katherine : oh . sheridan : having you back is a dream i thought would never come true . julian : for me , as well . katherine : oh , thank you both . and i 'm not intruding ? chris : you 're family , katherine . you 're not intruding . christmas is all about family . katherine : thank you . [ scene_break ] theresa : my mother wanted me to pray for ethan 's soul . see , i ca n't do that because that would mean that i accept that ethan has to die , and i wo n't . you always taught me where there is life there is hope , and i still believe that with all of my heart . please , make it so gwen lets ethan live , and i will give him up . i 'll give up my dream of having a family with ethan and me and little ethan and jane . i would rather have ethan alive and with gwen than not alive at all . lord , this is my prayer . this is my one and only christmas wish . please let ethan live . i 'm begging you . [ scene_break ] noah : what , was i chosen for a surprise strip search or something ? guard : i told you , i do n't know . noah : am i back in my cell dreaming all this ? fancy : no . it 's real . noah : fancy . fancy : merry christmas , noah . noah : wait , so you did all this for me ? fancy : mm - hmm . noah : but i was n't sure where we -- fancy : shh . it 's christmas eve . noah : yeah , it 's a time for people to be with their families . fancy : i 'd rather be here with the man i love . noah : really ? fancy : really . noah : god . i love you , too , fancy . [ scene_break ] gwen : you know , if only you kept your promises . theresa : well , i mean it . i want ethan to live , even if it means giving up the life that i always dreamed of having with him . gwen : you -- you know you 're something else ? making promises to god that you know that you wo n't have to keep . theresa : are you saying that ethan 's already -- gwen : no . i did n't think it was right to take ethan off life support on christmas eve . theresa : maybe it 's your conscience telling you that it 's not right at all . that you should change your mind and you should let ethan live . gwen : theresa , this is n't about me . this was never about me . this is about what ethan wants , and what he does n't want is to be kept alive by machines . i wish you could just accept that . theresa : gwen , i 'll never accept that there is n't hope . gwen : see , you have the luxury to allow yourself to have blind hope . i do n't . i have to go by what every single medical test result has shown , and they all say that ethan 's condition is hopeless . and because of that , i have got to do what ethan wanted . so as much as i want to have hope -- and , believe me , i do -- i have no choice . i have to let ethan go . theresa : god 's not going to let ethan die . i know he wo n't . he will save him . [ scene_break ] eve : sweetheart ! hi , honey ! whitney : how are you ? eve : oh , i did n't think they would let you out for christmas to come home , but i 'm so glad . whitney : well , mother superior wanted me to see my loved ones one last time before i took my final vows . eve : well , maybe mother superior senses that a cloistered convent is n't the right thing for you , and she wants you to come home and see how much everyone loves you and misses you so that you 'll realize that you really belong here in harmony . whitney : well , i 'm sure that 's why she made me come , but i have n't changed my mind about becoming a nun . nothing 's going to change it . [ scene_break ] sam : you know , it 's hard to find joy in the midst of so much sadness . i mean , ethan 's dying , noah 's in jail , jessica 's back with spike -- maybe for good . i 'd give anything for her to come home so i can tell her how much i love her and i want her to come back to us . jessica : i 'm here , daddy . sam : jessica ? jessica : merry christmas , daddy . sam : merry christmas to you , too , sweetheart . [ scene_break ] kay : thanks for driving us to mass . fox : oh , yeah , well , thanks for letting me . you kidding ? endora : fox ! fox : i love spending time with you . i love spending time with you . and i love spending time with you , too . kay : well , we should probably get inside . fox : ok . kay : ok . oh , my gosh , endora 's gone . fox : there she is . kay : theresa ? hi . endora ran off . is there any way you can watch maria for me while i go with fox to help look for her ? theresa : of course . kay : thank you . here , go to theresa . theresa : come here , muffin . kay : thank you so much . theresa : you 're welcome . fox : endora ! endora , wait up ! kay : she ran off ? fox : yeah ! yeah , i lost her . i have no idea how , though . she 's just a little toddler . kay 's voice : a toddler with supernatural powers . [ endora laughs ] [ scene_break ] [ norma and tabitha scream ] tabitha : no ! no ! no ! no ! oh ! edna ! edna , help me ! mrs. wallace : oh , i could if i was young and limber again , honey , but i 'm not . whose fault is that ? tabitha : huh ? well , we 've established that it 's my fault ! but if norma -- i -- if i -- norma takes me out , i ca n't give you another makeover , can i ? mrs. wallace : oh , yeah , right ! oh -- hey , normie -- norma : not now ! mrs. wallace : honey , sweetie ? norma : not now , edna ! i 'm about to take out tabitha ! tabitha : oh ! oh ! oh ! oh , no ! norma : oh , yes . `` ax `` and ye shall receive ! norma : goodbye , tabitha . rest in pieces . mrs. wallace : hey , hey , hey , not so fast , normie ! tabby has to make me pretty before you kill her . norma : yeah , but i 've got her up against the tree and everything . mrs. wallace : hey , it 'll only take a minute . norma : have you looked in the mirror lately ? mrs. wallace : oh , you sideshow -- norma : what are you talking about ? i 've had to deal with you -- [ norma and mrs. wallace argue ] norma : i do n't have to take that . mrs. wallace : how dare you do that to me , you -- norma : [ wee voice ] what just happened ? mrs. wallace : [ wee voice ] we shrank ! as if my bladder was n't small enough already ! norma : tabitha , make us normal again ! tabitha : oh . no witch has that kind of power , norma . mrs. wallace : she means bring us to our normal size ! tabitha : i 'm sorry , ladies . it was endora who downsized you , and it 's up to her if she brings you back or not . no dice , girls . endora 's just not in the mood . [ endora 's music plays ] tabitha : oh , my stars . what did you do with them ? what -- where are edna and norma ? endora : uh - oh . mrs. wallace : let us out of here ! norma : and hurry ! edna reeks ! tabitha : oh , what a clever little witch you are , saving mummy with such seasonal flair . kay : oh , endora ! fox : there you are . kay : thank goodness you 're all right ! fox and i were talking , and the next thing we knew , she just ran off . fox : yeah , my gosh . sorry we did n't keep a better eye on you . sorry . tabitha : oh , no harm done . she was just missing her mommy . fox : well , how 'd she know where you were , anyway ? tabitha : oh , a child can always find its mother , fox . fox : oh . mrs. wallace : let us out ! norma : i ca n't breathe ! fox : did you hear that ? tabitha : no . hear what ? fox : just , like , wee , tiny , little voices , yeah . it sounded like , you know , maybe it was coming from the tree . [ scene_break ] [ organ plays `` silent night `` ] choir : ♫ silent night , holy night , all is calm , all is bright , round yon virgin , mother and child , holy infant so tender and mild , sleep in heavenly peace , sleep in heavenly peace , silent night , holy night , shepherds quake ♫ sam : i love you , sweetheart . jessica : i love you , too , daddy . [ scene_break ] choir : ♫ at the sight , glories stream from heaven afar ♫ pilar : feliz navidad . katherine : gracias , pilar . merry christmas to you , too . choir : ♫ hallelujah ♫ martin : i love you , pilar . choir : ♫ christ the savior ♫ pilar : i love you , too , martin . [ scene_break ] choir : ♫ christ the savior is born , silent night , holy night ♫ eve : merry christmas , sweetheart . simone : you , too , mom . eve : you remember , god loves all of us . as long as we love him and the life he 's given us , the rest will take care of itself . simone : thanks . [ scene_break ] choir : ♫ thy holy face , with the dawn of redeeming grace , jesus lord at thy birth , jesus lord at thy birth ♫ father lonigan : in the name of the father and of the son and of the holy spirit . peace be with you at christmastide . all : and also with you . father lonigan : please be seated . welcome , one and all . this year , let us not forget to pray for all those affected by nature 's wrath and by war , as we gather to celebrate the greatest miracle of all -- the birth of our lord and savior , jesus christ . from his miraculous birth in bethlehem to his triumph over death , let christ 's life reaffirm our faith in god and in the miracle that is life itself . [ door closes ] father lonigan : whoever is there , please , come join us . ethan : it 's me , father . gwen : ethan ? theresa : ethan . [ scene_break ] singer : ♫ have yourself a merry little christmas , let your heart be light , from now on our troubles will be out of sight ♫ singer : ♫ have yourself a merry little christmas , make the yuletide ♫ noah : you know , i thought this was going to be the worst christmas of my life . thanks to you , it 's turning out to be the best . fancy : for me , too . singer : ♫ our troubles will be miles away ♫ noah : christmas really is a time for miracles , is n't it ? having you here , loving you , being loved by you -- that is my christmas miracle . fancy : that is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me . noah : well , you should get used to it because i 'm not going to stop . i love you , fancy . fancy : i love you , too . i love you with all my heart . singer : ♫ gather near to us once more ♫ [ scene_break ] [ mrs. wallace screams ] fox : i could have sworn i heard voices calling for help . it sounded just -- like little , teeny munchkin voices calling for help . mrs. wallace : [ wee voice ] oh , let me out of here ! i need a change ! norma : [ wee voice ] let me out of here ! she needs a change ! kay : you know , i bet the wind is carrying voices across the harbor . we should probably get back to the church before mass is over . maria 's probably wondering what happened to us . fox : yeah , ok , ok . wait -- you know , try not to run away anymore , huh ? just stay with your mommy . ok . whoa . huh . what do you know . kay : ah . mistletoe . fox : yeah . kay : what do you know . fox : you know what i 'm thinking ? kay : no . fox : i was thinking it would be kind of a shame to waste a perfectly good bough of mistletoe , right ? i mean , it is christmas eve , and i am with the woman that i love more than anything in the world . so -- kay : really ? fox : yeah . i love you , kay . i love you , and nothing 's going to change that -- not work , not valerie , nothing . kay : i love you , too -- more than you know . fox : i never want to lose you . kay : you wo n't . i promise . fox : hmm ? kay : hmm . tabitha : well , you may have saved me from a hack attack , endora , but you ca n't keep the ax from falling on fox and kay 's love . yes , i know . yes , and you incurred the wrath of the boys in the basement doing it . but i am fond of kay , and fox is your half brother , so we 'll let them have their little bit of happiness , shall we ? but only for christmas . [ scene_break ] gwen : oh , my god . ethan came out of his coma . theresa : ethan -- pilar : no . not now , theresa . theresa : god heard my prayers , mama . ethan is alive . eve : i do n't believe it . julian : it 's a miracle . ivy : our son . sam : ethan -- he 's back . sheridan : thank god . it 's a miracle , a true miracle . chris : miracles do happen , sheridan . just look at us . chad : you see , whitney ? anything 's possible . anything . gwen : jane , honey , it 's your daddy . oh , my god , he 's come back to us , sweetheart . ethan , oh , my god ! oh , my god . ethan : it 's ok . gwen : oh , my god . i do n't understand . we thought you were gone . are you really here ? am i dreaming ? [ jane fusses ] gwen : jane , honey , this is a miracle . oh , my god , are you here ? ethan : i 'm here . gwen : this is a miracle . oh , my god ! ethan : it 's a christmas miracle . gwen : oh , my god . choir : ♫ joy to the world , the lord has come , let earth receive her king , let every heart prepare him room ♫ women : ♫ and heaven and nature sing ♫ men : ♫ and heaven and nature sing ♫ women : ♫ and heaven and nature sing ♫ men : ♫ and heaven and nature sing ♫ choir : ♫ and heaven and heaven and nature sing , joy to the world ♫ [ next_on ] spike : bennett 's alone . nice . because after i kill him , jessica ai n't going to have daddy to run home to . woman : alistair , it 's time that you were stopped -- by me . gwen : if you go anywhere near my husband again , i am going to put you in your grave .
the harmonyites are celebrating christmas at the annual tree lighting , but this year endora has spiced things up a bit . a spinning tree , candy canes falling from the sky , and the crowd is both enthralled and confused as to how it 's happening . tabitha tries to get her daughter to stop zapping up more problems for them , but the little girl is having too much fun . tabitha realizes they are on live tv and worries norma and edna might see them , which they have . tabby leaves endora with kay and leaves again , but she runs right smack into the two crazy women as they are hustling to the park to find her . norma wants to hack the old witch , but edna wants her extreme makeover ii first , and an argument ensues . endora , who escaped from fox and kay on their way to mass , flies to her mother 's aid and first shrinks , then entraps the two women in one of the christmas tree ornaments . fox and kay , trying to find endora , come on the scene and fox wonders why he keeps hearing tiny little voices calling for help . tabby has a good reason for it , and they take off for the mass again .
julian : i 'm so sorry you had to go through this -- the finality of divorcing t.c . i know how hard the end of your marriage has been for you . eve : you know , what makes it worse is liz . just seeing her go on with t.c . is just -- it 's unbearable . julian : i want you to forget about liz for now . it 's almost christmas . i want you to be happy . let 's see if -- let 's see if we ca n't get you cheered up . come on . eve : ok . chad : merry christmas -- in case i do n't see you tomorrow . whitney : you got me a baby book ? chad : yeah . i thought i 'd be nice to record some of my niece 's or nephew 's firsts . and i 'd give anything to look back and read about my childhood . and there 's even a little place in there for the mother and father to write a little something something . whitney : thank you . this is really wonderful . i -- i did n't get you anything , though . i 'm sorry . i -- chad : oh , well , you can still give me a present , whitney . whitney : name it , ok ? chad : let me be a father to your baby . gwen : look , i just do n't trust theresa not to try and sneak in there and see little ethan like she has before . and if she has , then i 'll just have her arrested , and merry christmas to me . theresa : i love you so much . mm - hmm . and do n't forget , this is our little secret . ethan : honey , i -- i do n't think you should go in there . gwen : why not ? ethan : because he 's fine , he 's fine . i was just in there . he 's sleeping . he 's fine . gwen : are you sure that 's why , or are you trying to protect theresa again ? ethan : gwen , come on . gwen : oh , my god . luis : marty , you 're my witness , ok ? i promise to give sheridan a wonderful life . sheridan : i know you will . [ marty talks ] sheridan : yeah . pfrom here on out , everything is going to be perfect . nothing is going to stand in the way of our happiness . no . beth : wrong , sheridan . i 'm going to pick up right where alistair left off , and i 'm going to stop you from marrying luis . tabitha said that katherine crane has a heart - shaped birthmark on her neck . if mrs . wheeler has the same birthmark , it 'll prove that she 's sheridan 's late mother and the woman that luis hates for running off with his father . well , sheridan , you might get your mother back , but it 'll cost you happily - ever - after with luis . tabitha : oh -- oh , this is getting me nowhere . i might as well open the whole box . i ca n't wait to see what 's inside . i 'm sure it 's going to be something wonderful . [ norma screams ] norma : merry christmas ! tabitha : oh , no , no ! norma ! that voice , it 's -- it -- it -- norma : that 's right , tabby ! norma 's home for the holidays ! tabitha : oh ! [ norma laughs ] norma : agh ! ' tis the night before christmas , and here in this room lies dear , sweet tabby , awaiting her doom . oh , and now to open my present . [ norma laughs ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life ba - da - ba - ba - ba it might have been the provolone , or maybe it was the grilled veggies . chad : what i said about being the baby 's father , i meant , you know , i hope you can let me be his or her godfather . you know , i want to be connected to the baby . whitney 's voice : you are connected , chad . you 're the baby 's father , not fox . fox : hey . listen -- whitney : hey . fox : sorry i could n't be here for your parents ' divorce hearing . you know , work 's got me all crazy , but , you know , it 's christmas eve , so i 'm taking the rest of the day off to spend with you . whitney : that 's great , awesome . chad : yeah , it is . speaking of work , i should get going . whitney : chad , thanks again for being here with me today and for the book . fox : nice . chad : you 're welcome . and merry christmas , whitney , fox . fox : merry christmas , bro . whitney : merry christmas . fox : feeling all right ? whitney : yeah , yeah , i 'm just a little queasy , that 's all . fox : ok . well , you know , my mom said that the first trimester 's the hardest , and then , you know , after that it should get easier , if it 's any -- whitney : thank you . fox : i 'm going to go pull the car around , ok ? whitney : ok . fox : all right . whitney : great . i 'm not sure that 's true , not since my baby 's real father is my half brother . gwen : well , i ca n't believe this . ethan : hon y , i can exp -- gwen : oh , look at you . how great is this ? you laid out your outfit to go see santa and go to mass . i love t. so why do n't you take off your socks and i will help you change , ok ? honey , i 'm so sorry i jumped to conclusions before when you did n't want me to come in here . i mean , i thought that you were protecting theresa again . i know it 's crazy . i know it 's crazy . i know that you finally see theresa for the monster that she is , and i know that you would never stab me in the back by helping her sneak in here to see little ethan after all the horrible things she 's done . i know it . so , anyway , i called the lab , and they promised me that the d.n.a . test should be here really soon . you know , i just ca n't wait -- ethan : good . gwen : i just ca n't wait to find out for certain that that little girl is mine and not theresa 's . we 'll have our daughter and little ethan , and we will finally be rid of theresa . ok . theresa : whoa . ok , that was close . but now we know they 're going to take little ethan to see santa , and i 'm going to be there to see my son . katherine : oh , my gosh ! beth : oh , gosh ! i 'm sorry . katherine : oh -- beth : i was n't watching where i was going . katherine : oh , that 's fine . well , everybody 's rushing this time of year . beth : yeah . oh , i messed up your hair . let me straighten it . katherine : oh , that 's ok . martin : that 's all right . there 's no -- no need . kath ine : thank you . beth : oh , ok . oh , what beautiful earrings ! martin : yeah . katherine : oh , thank you . oh . oh , it 's sheridan and luis . i want to leave . i do n't want to cause them any more upset so close to their wedding . martin : that 's right . i 'll go with you . i mean , if luis sees me , it might just set him off . katherine : ok . merry christmas , beth . beth : oh -- katherine : excuse us . martin : merry christmas . beth : bye - bye . martin : mm - hmm . beth : it 'd be a whole lot merrier if i knew you have a birthmark . julian : i thought that seeing e holiday decorations would cheer you up . eve : thank you , julian . i love you for trying to make my christmas holidays happy . i wish everyone could be happy . julian : oh , well , that 's a tall order . eve : i know , it 's just -- it 's been so hard this year for so many people . you know , like pilar . you know , she lost her job , her home , nearly lost her life . and martin coming home should have been a joyous occasion for her , and instead she learns that he left her for another woman . god , i wish there was something that we could do to make pilar 's christmas a little brighter . julian : perhaps there is . eve : what ? julian : i 'll explain on the way . rebecca : ah . now , let me see . i got gucci , pucci , prada , and spade . oh , and then there 's hermes , chanel , fendi -- well , frederick 's , of course . oh , and everything else is going to be delivered tomorrow . julian : rebecca . rebecca : who am i kidding ? i 'd give all these back if it would keep me from losing julian to eve . oh , damn that lounge - singing little slut . you know , if i 'm going to have a merry christmas at all , i am going to have to work harder at getting rid of eve . but how ? or who ? what -- oh . tabitha . oh , maybe she can help me . i mean , maybe it 's really true what everybody says and she really is a witch , and then -- oh , then she could cast some kind of spell and send eve packing for good . norma : i 'll slash her and lance her and get her to bleeding , then i 'll slice her and dice her and give her a beating . [ tabitha screams ] norma : oh ! bah humbug ! tabitha : oh -- oh , damn this holiday . the only gift i get and it 's a real live fruitcake with an ax to grind . norma : wait , tabby . i 've got something to give you . agh ! [ tabitha screams ] norma : deck the halls with blood of tabby fa la la la la la la la la tabitha : oh , is it my imagination , norma , or are you even crazier than ever ? n rma : did you hear that , daddy ? tabby called your little girl crazy . tabitha : `` little `` ? norma : no , no , daddy , she wo n't get away with it . no , tabby 's going to pay for her cutting remark . violent night so deadly a fight tabby 's in norma 's sight agh ! good afternoon . there was snow ice pellets and rain expect freezing temperature . s to make things worse . this storm is creating havoc on the streets with 200 fender bender so far . tabitha : oh , harmony police ? i want to report a -- a -- oh , oh , the line went dead . [ norma chuckles ] tabitha : oh ! oh , of all times for endora not to be here ! [ norma and tabitha scream ] [ norma and tabitha scream ] [ norma and tabitha scream ] norma : o , ax of mine o , ax of mine how lovely is your sharp blade not only skin do you rip through but bones and vital organs , too oh ! mrs. wallace : trust me , precious , beth came over here to get tabitha to talk about katherine crane . oh , my lunatic daughter will never learn . [ norma and tabitha scream ] [ doorbell rings ] norma : who could that be ? oh , no . tabitha : oh , the police must have traced my call . rescue is at hand ! norma : may i help you ? mrs. wallace : ooh . yeah . we 're looking for tabs . norma : i found her first . mrs. wallace : excuse me ? norma : oh , well , please , wo n't you come in ? mrs. wallace : oh , thank you . norma : tabby 's in the living room . mrs. wallace : thank you . come on , precious . come on . you look good , santa . tabitha : no . no . no . run ! run for your lives ! mrs. wallace : what the heck 's going on here ? tabitha : do n't ask questions , edna . go get the swat team and make it quick ! mrs. wallace : come on , precious , let 's make tracks ! norma : nice of you to drop by , but i 'm afraid i 'm going to have to `` ax `` you to leave . [ precious shrieks ] mrs. wallace : ooh ! angels , help us ! come on , precious ! norma : raise the sharpened ax to fall gory be the blood and all ! theresa : what are you doing ? santa : just having a little holiday cheer . [ santa hiccups ] theresa : you 're drunk . santa : you try listening to those screaming brats all day sober . `` i want this , and i want that , `` and more and more and more . theresa : you can not be santa like this . santa : oh , yeah ? oh , i 'm all they 've got . theresa : oh , you were , until now . sheridan : we had a great time with little marty . luis : yeah . beth : oh , i 'm glad . so , we 'll see you later at mass , right ? luis : mm - hmm . sheridan : oh , of course . beth : luis , do you think that mrs . wheeler and your father will be there ? luis : oh , i hope not , but they probably will be . beth : oh , good . i mean , maybe it 's good if they go to church and ask god for forgiveness for hurting you and your family . luis : yeah , well , god may forgive them , but i certainly won't . beth : i do n't blame you for not wanting to have anything to do with mrs . wheeler or anyone connected with her . luis : you got that right . ethan : hey , hey , look . little ethan : it 's santa ! gwen : go ahead . ethan : go on . theresa : ho , ho , ho ! ho , ho , ho ! and what would you like for christmas , little ethan ? little ethan : you know my name ? theresa : it 's your mommy . but do n't tell anyone . little ethan : i won't . theresa : i love you , baby . and i love us being together , no matter what i have to do . i love you . i love you , i love you , i love you . gwen : oh , look at how much he loves santa . ethan : um -- yeah . you know what ? let 's get some hot cocoa or something , because he 's going to have a long list to tell santa . gwen : ok . ethan : yeah . pilar : ahem . luis ? i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to interrupt , but a messenger found me and handed me this . luis : what is it ? `` a request for the lopez - fitzgeralds to come to the house they lost right away `` ? pilar : y ah , i do n't -- i ca n't even imagine why . sheridan : well , maybe the new owners found something you left behind and they want to give it to you . pilar : well -- luis : well , there 's only one way to find out . sheridan : come on . mrs . wallace : ooh ! ooh ! [ mrs. wallace whimpers ] [ norma screams ] [ tabitha screams ] [ norma screams ] [ precious shrieks ] [ mrs. wallace and tabitha whimper ] tabitha : oh ! here , come on . [ tabitha and mrs . wallace scream ] [ rebecca screams ] rebecca : why are we screaming ? mrs. wallace : because psycho santa is chasing us ! rebecca : what ? tabitha : oh , oh , we 'll explain later ! run ! run for your life ! run for your life ! [ rebecca , tabitha , and mrs . wallace scream ] norma : are those presents for me , cupcake ? rebecca : what , are you kidding ? i 'd have to be crazy to give a gift to a total stranger this time of year . norma : did she just insult me , daddy ? [ as father ] why , yes , she did , buttercup . [ normal voice ] can i kill her , too , please ? [ as father ] the more the bloodier . rebecca : oh , no , no , no , no , you ca n't kill me . i 'm mrs . julian crane . norma : [ normal voice ] well , la - di - da . i did n't know tabitha had such highfalutin friends . rebecca : oh , well , we 're not friends , actually . i 'm just here to ask a favor , that 's -- norma : and i 'm just here to kill her -- without any witnesses . [ rebecca gasps and screams ] [ norma screams ] [ mrs. wallace screams ] tabitha : oh ! oy vay ! [ norma screams ] [ rebecca , tabitha , and mrs . wallace scream ] tabitha : oh , that way ! [ rebecca , tabitha , and mrs . wallace scream ] norma : now , which one of you ladies will be the first to get the ax ? eenie , meenie , minie , mo , my daddy told me to kill -- tabitha : oh , norma 's down for the count ! rebecca : oh , good , well , this is our chance ! come on , let 's run ! mrs. wallace : yeah . tabitha : no , no ! wait ! whitney : you know , gwen must be on pins and needles waiting for the d.n.a . test results to see if she or theresa is the mother of ethan 's little girl . fox : if you think about it , at least we do n't have that hanging over our heads , right ? we know for a fact that i 'm the father of your baby . pilar : oh , the new owners surely have made this house a home , huh ? luis : wait a second , mama . that looks like our old wreath . sheridan : theresa ? theresa : oh , you know , i 'll explain later . why are we supposed to meet here ? pilar : we do n't know . but it 's strange to be back looking at our old house . we 've had so many beautiful memories here . julian : pilar , we hope you 'll have many more . sheridan : julian , eve , what 's going on ? julian : merry christmas . this is from eve and myself . pilar : are you -- are you giving me back -- eve : yes . pilar : why ? eve : it 's your home again , and for good this time . pilar : oh , god . thank you , julian . thank you so much . i do n't know how we 'll ever repay you . julian : there 's no need . just seeing the joy in your eyes is payment in full . eve : thank you , julian . this is what christmas is all about -- the joy of giving . rebecca : you know , tabitha , i just came by here to ask you a favor , but i did n't come here to be hacked to death by some second - rate psycho , so , you know , we can talk after christmas -- that is , if you 're still in one piece ? tabitha : r becca , wait . do n't you ever watch horror movies ? rebecca : no , not really . i watch instructional videos , and -- in fact , you know , you look just like this woman i saw in this old black - and - white `` art film `` ? [ mrs. wallace gasps ] mrs wallace : was she wearing a saddle ? rebecca : oh ! oh , it was you ! ah ! tabitha : focus , f cus , you two ! we ca n't run past norma to freedom . the horror movie genre wo n't allow it . no , if we try to step over dizzy borden , she 'll reach up with her hands and grab our legs ! rebecca : well , then , what ? tabitha : death and dismemberment -- not necessarily in that or er ! rebecca : ooh ! oh ! mrs. wallace : tabs is right . the monster always wins ! we have to got to hide till somebody comes to save us ! rebecca : but where ? tabitha : um -- the closet ! hurry , this way . go this way , this way ! [ mrs. wallace whimpers ] tabitha : in here , quickly , quickly ! in here ! get him in , get him in ! close the door ! rebecca : i do n't hear anything . tabitha : you will , you will . just wait . norma : hide my victims though they may all of them i gladly slay tabitha : i told you , she never stops . if we do n't get help soon , we 'll all be slaughtered ! fox : oh , i wanted to give father lonigan a donation for the church 's children 's camp before mass started , so i 'm going to go find him . whitney : ok . i 'll wait right here . fox : all right . whitney : i kept my baby , holy mother . i 'd pray for chad not to be the father , but i know he is my half brother 's the father of my baby , and not even a christmas miracle can change that . pilar : oh -- oh , my goodness . there 's decorations and the photographs -- it 's all ours ! but how on earth did they get here ? julian : well , eve and i took the liberty of having some of the things you were storing at the b & b retrieved . eve : we just wan ed everything to be perfect for you , pilar . pilar : oh -- oh , it is . it 's perfect . paloma : i was told to come here . what 's going on ? pilar : paloma , mija , this is our house . this is the home that we lost . it 's ours again . paloma : this is the shack i heard about ? the home that did n't have enough room for me ? pilar : well , no , it was n't always like this . when theresa thought she was mrs . julian crane , she had it rebuilt . paloma : ah , si . you let her spend the m ney to give you your dream house , but not to bring me home . theresa : y u know what , paloma ? e wanted to bring you home . but we thought it was selfish of us to take you out of your school and away from all of your friends . paloma : so you 've said . theresa : because it 's true . and before that , we did n't have money . mama and luis worked long and hard to give us what little we had . luis : that 's right . paloma , she would have done anything to bring you back , but she thought you would have a better life dowh there . theresa : and this is the thanks that she gets ? you know , i do n't know how anyone so selfish could be mama 's daughter . pilar : paloma , no te vaya mija -- luis : no , mama , please -- please . do n't let paloma upset you , ok ? come on , this is a season for love and family and joy , ok ? pilar : right . luis : let 's get ready for mass . martin : it 's not your mother 's fault that you were sent away . it was m ne . katherine listen to me , darling . it 's christmas . it 's family time . after all these years , you are finally home with your family . do n't shut them out , especially pilar . every daughter should know a mother 's love if she can . please ? beth : what do you know about a mother 's love , mrs . wheeler ? are you sheridan 's mother , katherine crane ? [ organ plays ] julian : now , whitney will come around in time , as will chad and simone . eve : i hope so . julian : last christmas i promised you that i 'd find our son before the end of this year . eve : and you did . and i know it 's been very hard on everyone , but still , i am so glad to have finally found our son . julian : hello , son . would you care to join us ? chad : thanks . theresa : you know , mama , next year is going to be different , because once the d.n.a . test results come back and they prove that that little girl is mine , i 'm going to have my baby , i 'm going to have little ethan , and i 'm aning to get ethan back . pilar : hmm . christmas is a time for miracles , theresa . we got our home back . luis got his job back . heresa : yes . pilar : but still , you have to be careful what you wish for . for many years , i prayed for your father 's return . theresa : i know , mama . pilar : still , i wish he had stay d away , because at least i could still believe that he had never abandoned us . not only have i lost my husband , but i 've lost my little girl , too . luis : you realize next time we 're in this church we 'll be getting married ? sheridan : there 's only one thing that could make our wedding better . luis : what 's that ? sheridan : oh , if we had n't lost our baby . luis : well , sheridan , we 'll have another baby . we 'll have as many as you want . sheridan : i know , but it -- luis : i know , it 's -- it 's still hard , ok ? but there 's nothing we can do . our child is gone . beth : well , i do n't smell mother or see precious . good . now i can see if mrs . wheeler has that birthmark on her neck without mother pestering me . ok . luis : hey , beth , come here . hey , come on . come here . hi , buddy . [ marty fusses ] luis : hey . sheridan : yeah . hey , marty . [ marty cries ] sheridan : i wonder if luis and i will have our miracle , too , someday . father lonigan : `` for unto you this day is born in the city of david a saviour whose name is christ our king . and this shall be a sign unto you . ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes and lying in a manger . and suddenly , there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising god and saying , ' glory be to god in the highest and on earth peace , good will toward men . ' `` [ organ plays ] all : hark the herald angels sing glory to the newborn king peace on earth and mercy mild god and sinners reconcile joyful all ye nations rise join the triumph of the skies with the angelic host proclaim christ is born in bethlehem hark , the herald angels sing glory to the newborn king come , desire of nations , come f x in us thy humble home o , to all thyself impart born in each believing heart hark , the herald angels sing glory to the newborn king peace on earth and mercy mild god and sinners reconciled hark , the herald angels sing glory to the newborn king tabitha : oh . pooh . that must be the smell of fear . mrs. wallace : close . ooh . is that gin ? rebecca : no . no , it 's whiskey . mrs. wallace : ah , pass . [ precious yells ] mrs. wallace : oh , you 're right , precious . not a time to be picky . rebecca : ah ! mrs. wallace : ah ! here you go . norma : oh , tabby , where are you ? ha - ha ! oh , i know you 're here somewhere ! ah ! oh , tabby ? come out , come out , wherever you are ! rebecca : who or what is that thing ? tabitha : oh , you do n't want to know . [ women scream ] norma : hark , the hatchet splitting wood tabby 's going to get it good ! [ screaming ] father lonigan : the mass has ended . go in peace . eve : merry christmas , son . julian : yes , merry christmas . chad : thank you , both of you . julian : we 'd love it if you would join us at the mansion for christmas dinner . chad : you know , i really do n't know what my plans are going to be . julian : well , the invitation 's open . theresa : feliz navidad ! fox : yeah , well , feliz navidad to you , too . whitney : thank you . theresa : you 're welcome . so this time next year , you guys will have a baby . fox : i know . i ca n't wait . whitney : it 's all i can think about . little ethan : mommy ! theresa : baby ! hmm ! merry christmas ! i 've got something for you in the car . you know that ? merry christmas . gwen : little ethan , we need to go home so we can put cookies out for santa ! ethan : yeah , and say those prayers . little ethan : ok . ethan : come on , nanny 's waiting in the car . man : excuse me . i 'm looking for a gwen and ethan winthrop and a theresa lopez- fitzgerald . ethan : we 're mr . and mrs . winthrop . theresa : i 'm theresa . man : these are from the hospital lab . they instructed me to deliver these to you right away . merry christmas . gwen : merry christmas . ethan : thank you . merry christmas to you . oh , these must be the d.n.a . test results . gwen : honey , once these envelopes are opened -- theresa : our lives will be changed forever . pilar : paloma reached out - to me to ight . luis : it 's definitely a start . pilar : oh , luis , we have our home back , you got your job back , and paloma will be back with us real soon . luis : yeah . pilar : this has turned out to be a glorious christmas . father lonigan : indeed it is , pilar . and sheridan and luis ' wedding will make it all the more memorable . luis : well , thank you , father . father lonigan : i ca n't wait to pronounce you and sheridan husband and wife . sheridan : well , that makes three of us , father . luis : that 's right . nothing 's going to stop us from getting married this time . beth : at this rate i 'll never stop luis and sheridan from getting married . - beth : oh , my gosh . the birthmark tabitha told me about -- mrs . wheeler has it . she is katherine crane . sheridan 's mother 's alive . once the truth comes out , luis and sheridan 's wedding will be dead in the water and their dream of being together gone . i get my christmas wish ! i 'm going to get luis ! norma : my christmas wish is coming true ! prepare to die ! [ tabitha yells ] luis well , our hopes and dreams are about to come true . sheridan : mm - hmm . luis : nothing can stop us now . beth : i ca n't wait . luis will be mine forever .
chad gives whitney a christmas present and tells her that he would like to be the godfather of her child . theresa gets away with sneaking in and out of little ethan 's bedroom to visit with him for a bit . she then goes to the park and pretends to be santa in order to see him again . julian and eve give pilar her house back as a christmas present . paloma finally shows a soft spot for her mother . beth sees the birthmark that proves that mrs. wheeler is katherine crane . norma chases tabitha , edna , precious , and rebecca around tabitha 's house wielding an axe . theresa , gwen and ethan receive letters from the lab .
tabitha : thank hades this wretched christmas season is almost over . oh , scrooge has nothing on me when it comes to hating christmas . and this year 's been even worse than usual , what , with my relatives dropping in and endora conjuring santa and company out of the tv and almost burning the place down , trying to get rid of all these horrid christmas decorations those brats put up . well , she 's sleeping now , so she wo n't be stirring up any more trouble . hmm , i think i 'm going to kick back and enjoy a peaceful , silent night . norma : ho , ho , ho . norma claus is here to bury the hatchet -- in tabitha . ivy : oh , oh -- sam : hey . i still ca n't believe you 're walking . that 's incredible . ivy : merry christmas , sam . sam : wow . i 'm so glad you 're walking again . you know , i blamed myself for you being paralyzed in the first place . if you had n't tried to help me save -- ivy : sam . no , it 's not your fault i was struck by lightning . sam : still , i 'll always be grateful to you , ivy . ivy : and i to you for taking me in when i had nowhere else to go . sam : i was glad to . you know , you mean a lot to me , ivy . you always have and you always will . ivy : well , you know how i feel about you . sam : grace . grace : looks like ivy got her wish . ivy : ye i 'm walking again . grace : that 's not what i meant . [ organ plays ] choir : hark ! the herald angels sing glory to the newborn king rebecca : i still think i should take little ethan away from theresa now . juli : n : no . i will not have a scene here in church . it 's christmas . the boy belongs with his mother . rebecca : ok , ok , fine . but as soon as christmas is over , i 'm going to make sure that theresa is never around your son again . ethan : thanks for not doing anything to keep little ethan away from his mother on christmas . my wanting them together , it 's -- it 's not about theresa , gwen , it 's about little ethan . a child should not be apart from his mother at a special time like this . gwen : but sarah is . our little girl is dead . choir : late in time behold him come offspring of a virgin 's womb t.c . : is everything ok ? eve : well , i may have to go and check on sheridan shortly . t.c . : sheridan 's here ? eve : oh , it 's a long story , honey . she 's back there in the vestibule just having a moment alone . poor thing . she 's been through so much -- losing her baby and then convincing herself that beth and luis ' baby is hers . choir : hark ! the herald angels sing glory to the newborn king christ by highest heav ' n adored christ the everlasting lord beth : mother , where are you ? i got out of the shower , and you and my baby and precious were gone . mrs. wallace : i 'm trying to keep sheridan 's baby from dying . beth : how ? so you -- you took him to the church . all right . just keep him there . i 'm going to come get my baby right now . mrs. wallace : oh , no , missy . you are coming to the shock of your life . choir : light and life to all he brings ris ' n with healing in his wings mild he lays his glory by antonio : what happened ? the last time i saw sheridan , she was in the psych ward . choir : born to give us second birth hark ! the herald angels sing pilar : it 's a miracle . look , antonio . look at sheridan with the baby . oh , my god , the joy and the love . it 's a gift straight from god . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life tabitha : now to watch my favorite christmas movie , `` north pole chainsaw massacre . `` [ knock on door ] tabitha : hell 's bells . who 's crazy enough to bother me at this time of night ? [ knock ] tabitha : i 'm coming ! norma : ho , ho , ho ! merry christmas ! tabitha : sorry . you have the wrong house . i do n't believe in santa . norma : well , it 's time to start ! tabitha : i beg your pardon ? norma : you can beg all you want ! it 's time to deck some halls with your blood and guts ! tabitha : i -- i -- i do n't believe it . it 's -- norma : yes , norma 's back and ready to hack ! [ tabitha screams ] norma : are n't you going to ax me in ? tabitha : i 've got to do something , and fast , or that psycho 's going to kill me . sheridan : he 's so hungry . pilar : i can not believe it . the baby is finally feeding . luis : would you go get dr . russell and let her know , please ? pilar : sure , mijo . antonio : sheridan looks so happy . luis : yeah , and we ca n't let anything change that , all right , for her sake or for the baby 's . tonio : that 's all i 've ever wanted , for sheridan to be happy . sheridan : look , luis . he 's fine now . everything 's going to be fine . is n't it , sweetheart ? antonio : sheridan , you -- you look so content , so happy . sheridan : just feels so natural , so right . that 's the way it 's supposed to be . mrs. wallace : sheridan instinctively knows that that baby is hers and that baby instinctively knows that she is his mama . and beth can try as long and as hard as she wants , but nothing is going to destroy that bond that sheridan has with that baby . nothing . beth : oh , no . no . beth : i 've got to stop this . eve : pilar tells me the baby 's nursing ? luis : yeah . eve : guys , give me a few minutes . i want to check him out while he 's feeding . sheridan : he was so hungry , eve . yes , you were . but you 're all right now . i 'm going to make sure that you 're taken care of . beth : i should 've taken care of sheridan a long time ago . ok , better late than never . mrs. wallace : you leave her alone . beth : no . i 'm going to get my baby back from sheridan . and then , when everything is back to normal , i 'm taking care of you for ever letting this happen in the first place . ow ! mrs. wallace : i came here to pray for a miracle , and i got it in the form of sheridan herself . she is saving that baby . so you , missy , you leave her alone . beth : shut up , or thomas becket wo n't be the only one to die in a cathedral . mrs. wallace : look at them . look at them . look at how close they are . you can not break a bond that deep no matter how hard you try , missy . beth : ok , you watch me . tabitha : ugh ! there . this should keep that ax - wielding fiend at bay ! norma : ready or not , here i come ! tabitha : the old girl 's strong , i 'll give her that . but she 'll be no match for my newly restored powers . norma : ah ! oh ! oh ! whoo ! ooh ! moving in for the kill makes me feel warm and tingly all over . deck the halls with chopped - up tabby fa - la - la - la - la la - la - la - la tabitha : endora , endora , wake up , wake up ! mommy needs your help ! i used up all my powers putting out the fires you started . endora ! wake up ! help me get rid of nutso norma ! oh ! oh . oh , this is the one time i wish you were n't sleeping ! tabitha : where 'd the old battle - ax go ? [ tabitha gasps ] tabitha : oh , my devil -- the kitchen . oh , i 've got to block the back door ! norma : welcome to the party , tabitha -- your going - away party ! [ tabitha and norma scream ] father lonigan : and to conclude our celebration tonight , i would like to end with a beautiful christmas novena . `` hail , and blessed be the hour and moment at which the son of god was born of a most pure virgin at a stable at midnight in bethlehem in the piercing cold . at that hour vouchsafe , i beseech you , to hear our prayers and grant our desires for peace on earth , goodwill toward men , through jesus christ and his most blessed mother . `` amen . all : amen . julian : i meant what i said , rebecca . hands off . rebecca : all right . i wo n't do anything now . but first thing in the morning , your son is coming back to the mansion to stay . little ethan : ethan ! ethan : hey . hi , buddy . merry christmas to you . theresa : um , little ethan and i are going to have a very happy holiday , thanks to whitney and fox . fox was there for little ethan and me . he helped me get my son back . he did n't turn his back on us like you did . merry christmas . gwen : rude bitch . ethan : gwen , we 're in church . gwen : you 're right , you 're right . anyway , god knows what theresa is . but what i do n't know , honey , and what i do n't understand is why you did n't tell her that if it were n't for you , she would n't be with her son right now . ethan : it 's best if she -- if she hates me right now . it 's best for all of us . jessica : hey , i asked john and simone to come back to my house for desert . you 'll come , too , wo n't you ? reese : well , of course , my sweet . but is n't it a little late for company ? jessica : the truth is i do n't want to be alone . mom and kay are gone . noah 's so upset with mom for choosing david over dad that he 's not coming home again this year . christmas is going to be really hard . reese : do n't worry , you 're not alone . your cuddle bear 's here for you . jessica : thanks , cuddle bear . reese : come on . grace : david , i 'm sorry for wanting to leave so soon . david : oh , grace , it 's ok . i know it must have hurt you to see sam and ivy together . grace : yeah , it did . i mean , it should n't , but -- david : how could it not ? i mean , sam 's been your life for over 20 years . you have a family together , you have children you love and adore . i think you and sam and the kids , you know , need more time to fully come to terms with your decision to be with john and me . i -- i promised you that i would never push you , and i never will . so just , you know , take as much time as you need , and know that i 'll always be here for you . grace : thank you , david . you 're -- you 're very understanding . david : well , it 's easy when i -- when i love you as much as i do . [ congregation murmurs ] sam : ok ? ivy : yeah . luis : so it 's true , right ? sheridan 's nursing , my baby 's really feeding ? eve : yeah , luis . sheridan is nursing your baby , and your baby is taking it in . antonio : how is this possible ? i mean , sheridan nursing . eve : well , sometimes it can take a woman a while to stop producing milk after childbirth . sheridan 's still lactating , which is why she can still nurse . antonio : and that 's ok ? eve : physically , yes . antonio : and what about emotionally ? eve : for now , yes . i mean , look at her . sheridan 's transformed . luis : well , she 's sheridan again . she 's happy and she 's at peace . eve : nursing this baby has brought sheridan some incredible joy , and it 's not only good for her , it 's good for the baby , as well . in fact , sheridan nursing your baby may very well be the thing that saves his life . an ottawa minor hockey coach was told his team was too sick to play . so he pulled them from the tournament . now , it 's he who 'll be out for the rest of the year . they say sometimes you have to listen to your kids ? this was a perfect example . tonight 's global national . singer : you are my passion for life norma : ah ! norma : ah ! tabitha : get away from me , you fiend ! norma : hold still so i can give you the ax ! it 's my christmas present to daddy . tabitha : endora , help ! norma : merry bloody christmas ! [ tabitha and norma scream ] sam : i wonder what luis and eve are doing over there . i 'll go check it out . ivy : i 'll go with you . sam : ok . rebecca : ivy 's walking . julian : it 's a miracle . rebecca : oh , you bet it is . i mean , her butt had gotten so big from sitting in that wheelchair , i thought she 'd get stuck . julian : you 're all heart , my pet . rebecca : oh , pookie , no , i 'm happy for ivy . i really am . just poor sam bennett . he has no idea what he 's in for now that ivy can slither on her own again . jessica : come on , reese , let 's go . eve : no , luis , i 'm not exaggerating . sheridan nursing your baby could save his life . luis : god heard our prayers , for my son and sheridan . antonio : i 'm really glad both of them are doing better . i really am . pilar : yes , mijo , god answered our prayers . ivy : pilar 's right . all our prayers have been answered . luis : beth , sheridan has saved our baby 's life . theresa : i think i heard reindeer on the roof when we were coming in , so why do n't you see if santa was here , ok ? go check it out . i know it 's really late , but i want to spend every second that i can with my son , you know ? little ethan : mommy , santa was here ! whitney : well , that should n't be a problem . i do n't think he 's going to sleep much now , anyway , right ? theresa : you are so right , santa was here . fox : well , good , now that he was here , i guess it 's safe to start a fire in the fireplace . whitney : yeah , that 's a great idea . theresa : absolutely . whitney : hey , hey , hey , how about i put on some christmas music ? theresa : yes ! i love you , sweetheart . whitney : this is really nice . fox : yeah , it is really nice . well , i ca n't believe you set all this up for the little man . theresa : well , i never gave up hope that i 'd have my son back for christmas . you know , i just -- i just wanted to have everything set up so that he would have the best holiday ever . you know , having my son back is the best christmas gift i could 've asked for . ok . did you guys see the looks on rebeccandnd julian 's faces when they saw me and little ethan in church ? fox : yeah . whitney : yeah . fox : you knowi actually think my father was just more shocked than anything . but that rebecca , man -- whitney : i know . fox : an angry king cobra 's got nothing on her . she 's , uh , well -- theresa : well , you know , she can rant and rave , ok , all she wants , and julian -- well , for all i care , he can do that , too , but , you know , the truth is , whether they like it or not , they 've lost little ethan . he is back with me , where he should be . whitney : um , did i just hear right ? did theresa say that thinks she has little ethan back for good now ? fox : yeah . you know , i tell you what , theresa may have convinced herself that she 's got little ethan back for good , but back here on planet earth , in the real world , where the rest of us live , we know that 's not the case . you know , rebecca was like a bull seeing red out there today . she 's going to make sure that my dad gets little ethan back as soon as the holidays are over . whitney : well , we definitely should tell theresa she 's living in a fantasy world , but , my god , she 's so happy right now . i mean , i just do n't have the heart to burst her bubble . fox : no , i know it . you know , we 'll just -- just let her enjoy what little time she has left with the little guy , ok ? whitney : ok . [ little ethan giggles ] theresa : i gotcha ! i gotcha ! father lonigan : the birth of our savior is cause for celebration in all creatures , great and small . god bless you , precious . god bless you and keep you . julian : i do n't need the grinch to steal christmas . i have rebecca . julian : eve . julian : what 's wrong ? why are you crying ? eve : oh . i 'm not , really . i 'm just thinking about our -- about our son . just wondering where he is , if he 's well and happy and loved . julian : i hope the same thing . eve : well , it would be a miracle if we found him , but miracles do happen . sheridan is in there right now nursing luis and beth 's baby . julian : what ? why ? eve : oh , well , the baby was malnourished and dehydrated . it could n't absorb formula and beth could n't nurse , and sheridan can , so -- well , sheridan 's saving the baby l life , and in a sense she 's saving her own at the same time . julian : that 's incredible . i mean , i 'm truly at a loss for words . eve : well , miracles tend to do that to us . and they also give us hope . guess i was hoping that maybe we 'd have our own christmas miracle and we 'd find our little boy . julian : i promise you , you 'll have that miracle . as god is my witness , i will find our son in the coming year , no matter what it takes . eve : oh , julian . sheridan : it 's ok , mommy 's here now . mommy 's going to make sure that you are happy , healthy , and strong . [ martin coos ] charity : i 'm so glad to hear luis ' baby 's ok . miguel : me , too . i was really worried . kay , what 's wrong ? kay : it 's just such a miracle , just like the miracle that saved our baby 's life . i ca n't imagine if anything happened to maria , if we would 've lost her . this would 've been such a sad and bleak christmas . miguel : but it is n't , ok ? maria 's fine , you know , and now we 're going to have our first christmas together with our baby . kay : our first christmas with -- with our baby . miguel : yeah . gwen : oh , i 'm glad to see sheridan so happy . ethan : me , too . we 've both been so worried about her . gwen : i 'd love to go over and say hi , but i do n't want to interrupt their special moment . honey , i 'm going to go light a candle and say a prayer for sarah , ok ? ethan : ok . ethan : this is little ethan 's . he must 've dropped it when theresa took him home . he loves this bear . [ martin coos ] mrs. wallace : mum is the word , right , beth ? i mean , you certainly ca n't be raising a stink about sheridan nursing that baby when it is the very thing that 's going to save that baby 's life . beth : shut up . mrs. wallace : you listen up -- that baby needs its mother . that baby needs its mother 's milk to live . you were killing him . sheridan gave him life . now she 's going to save his life , not you . beth : damn it , mother , i said shut up . mrs. wallace : do you want that baby to die ? beth : no . of course not . i really do love that baby . and i want him to be ok . i want him to live . mrs. wallace : then you get over yourself . you deal with what is happening and be glad about it . would you please be glad about it ? look , sheridan 's giving that baby its one chance it has at life . beth : i know . but look at them . she 's bonding with the baby . how can i compete with that ? mrs. wallace : oh , that 's obvious . you can't . look , beth . look . we are seeing god 's christmas gift to sheridan , luis , and that baby , bonding them closer together as the family they really are . huh ? tabitha : oh , i -- i -- i have got some wood that needs chopping ! i 'll even pay you ! norma : forget it ! i 've waited a long time to do you in , and in i 'm going to do you ! ah ! oh . i want to savor every bit of this . or should i say every bit of you after i chop you to pieces ! tabitha : oh , endora ! help me ! wake up ! norma : no one can help you now , tabitha . go in pieces . ah ! ow ! what the -- whoa ! tabitha : that 's a girl , endora ! give santa the old heave - ho - ho - ho ! norma : whoa ! oh ! tabitha : see you later , santa . and to all a good night ! norma : i 'll get you , tabby ! so help me , i 'll get you yet ! [ norma screams ] reese : about seeing santa -- ahem -- flying up in the sky over tabitha 's house just now ? i did n't see that . did you ? john : i did n't see a thing . reese : so this conversation never happened , did it ? john : what conversation ? fox : ok , whitney . whitney : yeah ? fox : so we agree then , right ? we 're not going to bring theresa down or risk her flipping out by telling her that my loving father 's probably going to come over and take little ethan as soon as christmas is over , right ? whitney : yeah , that 's right . fox : ok . whitney : but you know what , why do n't i go make us some hot chocolate , because i do n't think theresa 's going to want to go to bed anytime soon . fox : all right . whitney : sound good ? fox : yeah . whitney : ok . it 's getting kind of hot in here . i 'll let in some fresh air . theresa : um , u know , what you did , giving me my son back for christmas , has made this the best one ever . thank you . fox : you 're welcome . theresa : i do n't know what i would do without you . you 've been such an incredible help to me . fox : you know , you and little ethan are really important to me , so i just want to make sure you two are happy . theresa : thanks . you know , uh , i thought that ethan cared about me , but i was wrong . i 'm never going to forgive him for turning his back on me and little ethan like this . gwen : i wonder where ethan disappeared to . rebecca : well , maybe he went with julian to get the car . i mean , can you imagine giving the help the night off just because it 's christmas eve ? i mean , the next thing you know , he 's going to give them a pay raise so they make minimum wage . i mean , what 's wrong with my pookie , gwen ? i mean , he 's just gone so soft . well , one thing he 's not going to go soft on is getting complete and permanent custody of little ethan . gwen : i said a special prayer for sarah tonight , let her know how much i love her and miss her . rebecca : oh , honey . oh , it breaks my heart that theresa is here with little ethan for christmas , and all you have is a hole in your heart because that girl caused you to lose your baby , the little witch . gwen : well , look , i 'm not happy that theresa has little ethan for the holiday , either , but i certainly did n't want to look like a monster to ethan by keeping his godson from having a day with his mother . mom , little ethan should not have to suffer because of theresa . rebecca : well , all i care about is that theresa pay for the hell she 's put you through , and pay she will . i am going to make sure that she never sees her son again . consider it a christmas presen for us both . [ rebecca screams ] gwen : mother ! are you all right ? rebecca : ugh . gwen : oh , mother . you all right ? rebecca : oh -- eve : how on earth did rebecca end up buried in the snow ? julian : i have no idea . but at the risk of sounding sacrilegious , perhaps god is giving us an early miracle . gwen : oh , my goodness . rebecca : oh . oh . miguel : you all right , charity ? charity : yeah . it 's really , um , nice to see something good happen for a change . i 've sensed so much pain and misery lately , i was beginning to think that there was no happiness left . miguel : we 're always going to have happiness , all right , as long as we have our love and each other . nothing 's ever going to take that away . kay 's voice : we 'll just see about that . pilar : antonio , mijo , not now . just be grateful that sheridan is feeling much better . look at her . she 's smiling and happy again . antonio : mama , i am grateful that sheridan 's happy . i love her more than anything . i 'm not ever going to stop loving her , luis or no luis . sheridan : luis , this is the best christmas ever . i 'm just so happy , so filled with love . i just wish everyone on earth could feel the joy that i feel right now . luis : i love you . i love you , sheridan , so much . mrs. wallace : you have got to give it up , missy . that baby knows that sheridan is his mother . they have bonded , just like luis and sheridan . so you ca n't break them apart , no matter how hard you try . beth : no . mrs. wallace : let luis and sheridan have the baby . let them be a family together . beth : no . never . because luis and that baby , they belong to me . and no one , especially sheridan , is ever going to take them from me . mrs. wallace : hmm . looks to me , missy , you 're too late for that . rebecca : we 've got her now , pookie . with ethan on our side , theresa does n't have a chance in hell of keeping that child . tabitha : i think she 's ill . kay : what ? what 's wrong with my baby ? luis : i just hope that sheridan can take it when she finds out that that baby 's really beth 's .
a christmas miracle takes place at midnight mass ! sheridan breast feeds little martin , and he gets the nourishment he needs to survive . beth is furious when she arrives at the church , but edna talks to her and prevents her from interfering .
kay : maria 's been so quiet this morning . she 's probably just waiting for her daddy to get here , huh ? have you noticed how she just lights up whenever he 's in the room ? tabitha : hmm . ca n't say i have . what time did you say he was due ? kay : any minute -- any minute now , he 'll be here . i knew maria was going to change everything between us . miguel said he was going to spend the whole day with us as a family . what are you looking for in there ? tabitha : i was sure there 'd be something in here about norma 's escape from the booby hatch . kay : norma the psycho ? tabitha : yes . she turned up here in a santa suit and tried to make a minced pie out of me . lucky , endora woke up and hurled her into the next galaxy before she had a chance . kay : do all witches have such colorful imaginations ? tabitha : imagination my broomstick . never mind . i 'm not going to dwell on things past , the same way you should n't dwell on miguel . kay : why not ? tabitha : because every time you get your hopes up , they crash like a faulty hard drive and you 're back to where you started with him , which is nowhere . kay : well , not anymore . i made a special christmas wish . [ knock on door ] kay : see ? he 's here , just like he said he 'd be . hey . miguel : hey . kay : just in time . i have the whole day planned for us . charity : morning . sounds like fun . rebecca : julian , where do you think we should seat your father ? julian : wherever you like , my love . rebecca : pookie , please do n't condescend me . this is our wedding we 're planning , the biggest social event of the decade , the exact opposite of that tacky little nonwedding you had with theresa down in the islands . julian : speaking of whom , do n't you think this custody thing with little ethan has gone far enough ? now that the little fellow 's back home with his mother , let 's leave him there , shall we ? rebecca : no , we shall not . julian , i am not going to rest until theresa is crying into her pillow every night over the loss of her little boy , just the way my gwen is crying over the loss of her little sarah . no , we are going to take little ethan away from theresa , and this time she 's never getting him back , not ever . theresa : my beautiful little boy . i promise you , no one -- not julian , not rebecca , not anyone -- will ever take you away from me again . woody : ethan , my man . ethan : woody , do n't even look at me , ok ? i do n't want people knowing what we 're conferring . woody : understood for the good , trust the wood . but would n't it be simpler just to tell theresa that you 're the one pulling all the all - nighters and footing my fair but hefty legal bills in an attempt to keep little ethan in her custody ? i mean , truth be told -- and lord knows the woodster is a close acquaintance to the truth -- you 're doing everything but trying this custody case yourself . ethan : look , i already told you , i do n't want anybody to know that i 'm involved , ok ? especially theresa , ok ? it 's not fair to my wife . woody : well , it 's your bank account . but we 're presented with another problem . they 're whipping our butts . and the fact is , there 's nothing you or i can do to help theresa keep her little boy . she 's going to lose her little boy for good . dr. ackland : alistair . alistair : mr. crane to you , dr . ackland . what kind of mental facility are you running here ? dr. ackland : only the best in the county , in the state . alistair : i asked you to lock up my daughter for the rest of her life . how is it that cowpoke luis is able to crash in here and spring sheridan like some kind of wild west jailbreak ? luis : oh , yeah , you heard me right . sheridan wo n't be returning to the psychiatric ward . i checked her out myself , for good . eve : so , how 's sheridan this morning , and the baby ? luis : hey , eve . they 're both doing great . antonio : why are you asking luis ? i mean , i am her husband . eve : i 'm sorry , antonio -- luis : look , antonio , right now is not the time for the two of us to be competitive , ok ? the important thing is that sheridan and the baby are doing well . antonio : let me take your coat , eve . i must say , sheridan looks like her old self again , and the baby looks wonderful , too . beth : i still do n't see why sheridan has to sleep in my bedroom with my child . eve : beth , we realize it 's unorthodox . i 's usure everyone appreciates your understanding and compassion . but you could hardly mind when sheridan 's nursing your baby is what 's saving your baby 's life . i still ca n't get over the miracle of it . mrs. wallace : and i guess i 'm the miracle worker , because if i had n't brought that baby to sheridan , she would still be behind bars in that funny farm and that baby that you claim is yours , dead . luis : so this means that we 're out of the woods , does n't it , eve ? eve : well , i 'd like to say yes , luis , but , no , the crisis is n't over . not for sheridan . as happy as she is right now , it could all change in a single moment . sheridan : mommy loves you so much . and no matter what happens , mommy will never forget your beautiful face or your chubby little fingers , your 10 perfect toes , your sweet baby smell . mommy loves you so much , with all of her heart and soul . sheridan : oh . i knew you were my baby . yes . hello . yes . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life alistair : i understand my daughter is n't the only patient who escaped . word has it some homicidal maniac named norma broke out of here as well . dr. ackland : we 'll track that one down . we always do . alistair : the hell with her . what are you going to do about sheridan ? dr. ackland : for one thing , i 'm going to have dr . eve russell brought up on charges of aiding and abetting officer luis lopez fitzgerald in your daughter 's escape . alistair : forget that . i do n't want any publicity . i just want my daughter away from that damnable policeman as soon as possible . dr. ackland : but to -- to have her confined to a mental facility when there 's nothing wrong with her -- alistair : i thought you were on my payroll , doctor . dr. ackland : i am . alistair : well , then you should understand that i 'll do anything necessary to keep that cop from nosing around in my family business -- anything . is that clear ? luis : i thought sheridan was recovering now that she 's with the baby . she looks a lot better than she did before christmas . eve : yes , she does , and i 'm very happy that sheridan nursing beth 's baby has had such a profound effect on her emotional and physical state . pilar : then why are you worried , eve ? eve : because the situation can not go on indefinity . y . the reason that sheridan is so happy is because she believes that she 's been reunited with her own baby . luis : my god , so you 're saying that when sheridan realizes that martin 's not hers and he 's taken away -- eve : she is going to be suffering the same loss that she could n't deal with when she lost her own infant . beth : that 's exactly what i was trying to tell you . eve : and you were right , beth . although what happened on christmas eve was nothing short of a miracle , it still created a very dangerous , life- threatening situation for sheridan . beth : so you 're saying that we probably should n't let this go on for too long ? eve : exactly . mrs. wallace : bethie , you could stop this right now and save two lives just by telling the truth -- that that baby that they think is yours is really sheridan 's . now , come on ! beth : and lose luis when i am so close to having him ? fat chance . fat chance . [ martin coos ] sheridan : my beautiful baby boy . no one will ever take you away from me ever again . no . no . no , no , no . kay : i thought it was just going to be the three of us today -- you , me , and maria . miguel : i never said that , kay . i mean , the fact is , i did n't even think you 'd be around since it 's my day on the schedule . kay : gee , i 'm sorry if i 'm putting a crimp in your plans . i did n't think you 'd have a problem spending the day with your daughter and her mother . miguel : i do n't , kay . not at all . look , charity and i have some christmas gifts to go return , so why do n't we go do that , and then we 'll come back when you 're in a better mood . kay : i ca n't believe heading off to the stores with charity is more important than spending time with your daughter . charity : she 's right . i 'm just going to go return the gifts by myself . miguel : no . i 'm going with you . we 'll be back as soon as we can . kay : what does he see in her , anyway ? she 's so freaky , not to mention insipid . tabitha : hmm . there 's more to miss insipid than meets the eye . i ought to know . i 've been trying to banish her for years to no avail . kay : i was so sure maria was going to bring utotogether finally . oh , my gosh . she 's burning up . tabitha , feel . tabitha : oh , dear . oh -- oh , you 're right . oh , i think she 's ill . kay : what ? what 's wrong with my baby ? cim9 kay : what does it say ? how high is her fever ? tabitha : a little over 103 . kay : 103 ? that 's way too high . what do we do ? tabitha : you call the doctor , and i 'll put her in a tepid bath and try to get her temperature down . i seem to remember that in one of those normal new mother magazines , they say that a temperature as high as this can bring on all manner of things like shock , brain damage -- kay : i know what it can do . where the hell is miguel when i need him ? tabitha : with charity . where else ? julian : you have a heart made of ice . rebecca : pookie , now , you know i have much warmer parts . or are n't you interested in me in that way anymore ? julian : do n't be ridiculous , light of my loins . i 'm merely suggesting you would have more time to spend on wedding plans if you dropped this scheme of revenge on theresa . rebecca : i would rather die than see theresa keep that baby . no , i want that boy wrenched from her bosom in such a way that he does n't even remember that she 's his mother . julian : that 's rather harsh , do n't you think ? rebecca : no , harsh is what theresa is to my gwen . if it were n't for her , gwen would have a baby now . she would have ethan 's baby . but instead , all she has is a broken heart . and who kns s how long that 's going to take to mend ? now , it 's time for me to call the attorneys . i want to make sure they have a foolproof strategy to take little ethan away from theresa . she has no idea how little time she has left with that boy . theresa : ok . on your mark , get set , go ! oh , you won again ! how many times ? my goodness . oh , boy . ok , i 'm going to be right back . why do n't you play with your toys , ok ? all right , sweetie . all right . woody was supposed to call me first thing this morning about our new strategy . you know , what if julian and rebecca really do try to fight me for little ethan ? and what if something is wrong ? ethan : woody , i am paying you to win this case so theresa can keep her son . now , do n't you dare tell me you 're giving up . woody : woody stumper is the best , but he 's nobody 's fool . all the money in the world wo n't win against a full - court press by the crane machine . ethan : julian and alistair -- they ca n't own every single judge here in harmony . woody : they do n't have to . they own judge reilly . in a word , ethan , we are outfinanced , outcredentialed , out - and - out done for . ethan : that 's bribery . bribing in the case of an innocent little child . it 's not only illegal , it 's immoral . woody : morality 's got nothing to do with the law or the cranes . you know that . theresa would n't have been able to have her son for christmas if it was n't for her friends whitney and fox . her time with that boy 's almost up . ethan : no . i 'm not going to let julian and rebecca get away with this . woody : yeah , well , you know , good luck . but let me tell you something , my man -- time is money and money is time . ethan : all right , woody . how much ? woody : you know , you make our relationship sound so financial . ethan : woody , how much ? woody : well , i was thinking about this -- per hour . ethan : you 're kidding me , right ? woody : well , you could always let me go , represent theresa yourself . oh , wait , wait , wait , wait -- i forgot . that 's right . the little lady you 're wedded to wo n't go for that , would she ? ha - ha , ha - ha . ethan : all right . here . just do n't let theresa know that i 'm bankrolling you , ok ? woody : why do you insult me , ethan ? i am nothing if not a man of integrity . [ phone rings ] woody : whoa , wait a minute , wait a minute . wait a minute . my public calls . woody stumper is the man , only one to call when you 're in a jam . what 's up ? theresa : hi , woody . yeah , it 's me , theresa . i thought you were going to call this morning about our plan just in case julian and rebecca try to fight me for little ethan . woody : oh , oh , yes . waitress : another coffee , ethan ? theresa : ethan ? where are you , woody ? is ethan with you ? woody : uh -- ethan who ? theresa : where are you and why are you with ethan ? woody : oh , oh , oh . you mean -- you mean your ethan ? why would i be with him ? theresa : i heard someone say his name . woody : oh , yeah , yeah , yeah . right , right . well , i 'm -- i 'm here at the book cafe . you must have heard the waitress , yeah . there 's this guy sitting next to me . ugly , ugly sucker . i think he got the waitress upset , and she -- yeah , she called him a heathen . that 's what you heard . heathen , yeah . theresa : really ? woody : yeah . i mean , it 's not like i 'd be sitting here having cappuccinos with your ex , now , would i ? theresa : you 're totally right . i do n't even know what i was thinking . yeah , my ears must be playing tricks on me because ethan made it quite clear that he does n't care what happens to me or my son . woody : well -- theresa : you know what ? do n't try to defend him . i understand why he wants to be loyal to gwen , but it 's not like i asked him to leave her to help me . you know , i expected much more from him . i 've never been so disappointed in anyone in my entire life . woody : well , we were talking about instituting a new strategy to keep your son , right ? theresa : do you really think that julian and rebecca are going to try to take my son away from me ? i mean , now that i got him back , do you really think that they can actually get full custody of him ? woody : look , why do n't i get back at you regarding our next move , ok ? adios , theresa . theresa : ok , but please do n't , you know , take too long . i 'm going to be waiting . woody : that was close . she heard the waitress say your name . ethan : shh . i know these people coming in , so just act like you do n't know me , all right ? now tell me again how we 're going to keep theresa 's heart from being broken all over again . woody : whoa , whoa , wait . you 're the legal eagle who sees the world through rose - colored glasses . i 'm ready to wave the white flag . ethan : we are not giving up . theresa will not accept losing her son . woody : yeah , right , like she would n't accept life without you . ethan : it 's different . i was committed to gwen before i 'd even met theresa , and theresa just had to come to grips with that . but we 're talking about her own child here . woody : and the child of one of the richest , most powerful men in the world , julian crane . get real , ethan . money talks . everybody el w walks . including us , theresa , and that poor , little , innocent babe . ethan : it 's unacceptable ! i wo n't let her lose her -- her son ! woody : and you 're trying to tell someone that you 're over this girl ? somebody is pulling the wool over somebody 's eyes , and for once , it sure ai n't me . charity : miguel , i think it 's time we go back to tabitha 's . yoshshould really be with your daughter . miguel : we 'll both go back once we exchange these books . charity : i just hate causing so much friction between you and kay . miguel : let me handle kay , all right ? the important thing is that we show her that we 're a united front , you know , that i can be a good father to maria and still be with you , all right ? there 's no way that kay 's going to come between us . kay : how 's she doing ? tabitha : very lethargic . what did dr . russell say ? kay : i only got her service . they 're trying to reach her . tabitha : her daughter 's your best friend . do n't you have her cell phone number ? kay : that 's right , i do . please , god , let her get here before it 's too late . dr. ackland : there 's nothing i 'd like more than to help you achieve your ends , mr . crane . it 's just not that easy to confine a perfectly sane person to a mental ward . alistair : you disappoint me , dr . ackland . it 's all right , though . i know how to get sheridan back here and keep her locked up forever . she 'll never be with luis lopez fitzgerald again . eve : so as hopeful as things seem right now , we 're facing a traumatic moment for sheridan in the not too distant future . luis : i do n't understand . even you said that it was a miracle that sheridan was breastfeeding the baby , and anyone can see how much the both of them have improved . eve : that 's true . but neither one of them is out of the woods yet . beth : ok , what is the bottom line here ? how long does sheridan get to pretend that my baby is hers ? [ phone rings ] eve : excuse me . dr. russell . kay : dr. russell , it 's kay . something 's wrong with maria . eve : what are maria 's symptoms ? kay : she 's got this like superhigh fever of like 103 , and she 's hardly moving . tabitha 's about to give her a lukewarm bath . is that ok ? eve : yes , that 's fine . kay , i 'll be right over . just try not to panic . pilar : eve , is something wrong with my granddaughter ? eve : she 's got a really high fever . antonio : is miguel there ? eve : i do n't know . kay did n't say . luis : i wish i could go with you , but i have to stay here with sheridan . pilar : i 'll go with eve , and i 'll call you as soon as i know how bad it is . luis : all right . look , i 'm going to check on sheridan , all right ? antonio : no , luis , i think that 's my job . i 'm her husband . beth : he 's right , luis . besides , you 've seen how sheridan gets when she 's around you , carrying the baby . she gets confused , thinking that our little martin is hers . and after what eve told us , we have to be more careful with things like that . sheridan : what did eve say ? why do you have to be more careful ? singer : you are my passion for life little ethan : look , mommy , it 's ethan ! theresa : yeah , sweetheart , that 's your godfather . i have an idea . why do n't you go play with some toys , ok ? go play . let me watch you . yes , that is ethan . the man i thought i could count on to protect you no matter what completely let us down . i trusted him , and he let us down in the worst possible way . ethan : there 's nothing romantic between theresa and me . the only reason i 'm doing this is because i do n't believe an innocent child should suffer at the hands of my mother - in - law . woody : yeah , and that rebecca , she 's the mother of all mother - in - laws . ethan : she 's trying to punish theresa for the death of my and gwen 's baby , and it 's not fair , especially to little ethan , who has n't done anything to anybody , ok ? we have to win this court case . woody : now , maybe you did n't catch my drift before , but woody stumper is , as they say , out of gas . ethan : then we find another judge , one that 'll stand up to reilly . woody : no such animal , my brother . the berobed one has them all in his pocket . now , if we had a clue as to rebecca and julian 's strategy , now , that would be worth talking about . but that 's about as likely to happen as the hens inviting the fox in for supper . ethan : wait a minute . you mean that if we had someone who could spy on julian and rebecca , we could beat them at their own game . someone who could infiltrate without being suspicious , right ? woody : well , do n't look at me . i can pass for a lot of things , but a close crane confidant , soul mate ? that would be kind of tricky . ethan : not you , woody . me . miguel : hey , why do n't we get some coffee or hot chocolate or something ? charity : no , thanks . we 'll just go back to tabitha 's so you can be with maria like you promised . miguel : well , kay 's with her , you know , and so 's tabitha . i mean , it 's not like we have to rush back . charity : i just think we should get back to her , that 's all . miguel : all right . thanks a lot . kay : why is n't miguel answering his phone ? tabitha : well , maybe he has n't got it with him or it 's not on . i -- kay : well , he 's a father now . he should keep it on ! [ knock on door ] kay : come in ! dr. russell . dr. russell , you have to help her . she just seems way too still . eve : give her to me . pilar : poor mija . ka h how high was her temperature , mija ? kay : 103 . i 've been trying to reach miguel , but he 's just not answering his phone ! pilar : oh , that 's strange . i thought he was on his way here this morning . kay : yeah , well , he did come by , but then he just went to go somewhere with charity before we realized that maria was sick . and he said he 'd be right back , but he 's not yet . eve : how 's endora ? tabitha : oh , she 's fine , thank you . eve : no fever , no lethargy ? tabitha : oh , no , no , no . she was perky as ever this morning . but then my baby is n't susceptible to mortal infections . kay : well , why did you ask that , dr . russell ? what 's wrong with my baby ? [ sniffing ] dr . ackland : i do n't understand , mr . crane . how are you going to get your daughter readmitted to the hospital psychiatric ward ? alistair : consider it a family matter , dr . ackland . dr. ackland : `` cain talked to abel , his brother , and so it came to pass when they were in the fields cain rose up against abel , his brother , and slew him . `` alistair : whenever i ca n't solve a problem on my own , i turn to the bible for inspiration . it never fails me . dr. ackland : but -- alistair : there 's only one way to keep luis and sheridan apart forever -- murder . sheridan : so what was beth saying about having to be careful around me ? luis : well -- no , eve was just saying that she wanted us to be quiet so that you and martin here could rest . sheridan : we 're fine . we had the best night 's sleep ever . did n't we , sweetheart ? [ martin fusses ] beth : um , sheridan , why do n't you give him to me now ? sheridan : no , we 're fine . thanks , beth . beth : but he wants his -- luis : maybe i should take him . sheridan : no , no , my little guy 's just hungry again , that 's all . [ martin cries ] sheridan : you have some appetite there , do n't you , honey ? come on . that 's it . oh -- you guys do n't mind , do you ? luis : i just do n't know if i should tell her or not . antonio : i do n't , either . i mean , the longer this goes on , then when she actually finds out that the baby is not hers , that it 's beth 's , it 's going to be worse . luis : well , yeah , even eve admitted that their bonding 's helping the both of them right now . antonio : well , i tell you what , let 's just wait . lu : : i just hope that sheridan can take it when she finds out that that baby 's really beth 's . kay : well , what is it ? what -- what 's wrong with my little girl ? eve : i 'm not sure yet . i 've just given her an antibiotic . it 's the quickest way to bring down the fever . kay : my god , she 's not breathing ! pilar : oh , dear god . eve : the antibiotic could n't have started working yet . i 'm going to start c.p.r . kay : tell me my baby is n't going to die ! > < > < > > > > > > < > < @ s333sc < [ phone rings ] theresa : hello ? oh , woody , yeah . wow , thanks for calling me back so soon . you know , you sounded a little strange before , like you were putting me off . you 're not pessimistic about my chances of keeping little ethan , are you ? woody : woody stumper , pessimistic ? optimistic , fragilistic , realistic , but never pessimistic . i have good news for you . we -- i mean -- i mean , i have made significant progress in our strategy for you . theresa : so you know how i can keep custody of my son ? woody : uh , yes , you might say that . theresa : ok ! what is it ? tell me the plan . woody : woody stumper never reveals all to his client . better to keep a few surprises . let 's just say we have someone very special working for our side . [ ethan sighs ] ethan : do n't much relish the idea of playing double agent . i do n't know how else to ensure that little ethan is n't taken from theresa . rebecca : ugh ! insolent secretary ! i mean , how dare she tell me that the crane attorney 's going to call me when he 's available . he works for us ! julian : calm down , dear . you do n't want to get your knickers in a twist . rebecca : the hell i don't . julian , there is nothing more important to me than getting your son away from theresa -- nothing . maid : i 'm sorry to bother you , ma'am . these came through on the fax machine for you . rebecca : oh . oh , you can go now , thanks . julian : let me guess -- something to do with the custody case . rebecca : yes , but my goodness , they 're in such legal mumbo - jumbo , i do n't even know what they say . here , here , here , you can decipher it for me . julian : i 'm not very good at reading a foreign language . rebecca : oh , ethan . thank goodness you 're here . here , you can look at these papers and tell me what they mean . ethan : um , what are they about ? julian : three guesses . rebecca : theresa and the child that she thinks she 's keeping . look , i just want to make sure that we win this custody case , that there 's not some loophole for an appeal . ethan : rebecca , i really wish that you 'd just reconsider . rebecca : what ? and let the woman who killed your baby get away with it ? no way ! wait a minute . i thought for once you were not siding with that pinata- popping party girl you used to consort with . ethan : no , no , look , no , i 'm not defending theresa , if that 's what you mean . i just promised that i wouldn't . rebecca : that 's what i thought . so you 're on our side , so help us . [ ethan sighs ] ethan : i 'd rather not get involved . rebecca : well , you 're involved whether you want to be or not . i mean , you do still get a weekly paycheck from crane industries , do you not ? and you are still married to my daughter , are n't you ? julian , make him read those papers . julian : uh , ethan -- ethan : no , no , look , no , no , never mind . i 'll check them over . rebecca : i knew you 'd come around . i just want to make sure that our attorneys have a strong enough case so we can get little ethan away from theresa . you can tell me if it has merit . ethan : mm - hmm . fine . whatever you say . rebecca : what i say is thank god you are finally acting like family . ethan , what are you so worried about , anyway ? it 's not like i 'm some monster who just wants to take that little tyke away from his mother . ethan : really ? what -- what do you call it ? rebecca : i call it looking after julian 's son 's best interests . we can give him a much better upbringing right here in the mansion . i mean , it 'd be much better than being at pilar 's . i mean , do you know they still string a clothesline in the back yard i mean , what kind of civilized people in this day and age do n't have a washer and dryer ? no , she 's going to be on food stamps soon enough , and they do not have enough money to raise a crane child . ethan : rebecca -- i 'll look over the papers . rebecca : thank you . rebecca : we 've got her now , pookie . with ethan on our side , theresa does n't have a chance in hell of keeping that child . ethan 's voice : i wo n't let you lose custody of your son , theresa , no matter what i have to do to accomplish it . i swear i won't . alistair : `` cain rose up against abel , his brother , and slew him . `` [ alistair chuckles ] sheridan : antonio , what 's wrong ? antonio : nothing . nothing at all . sheridan : he 's beautiful , is n't he ? antonio : yes , he is . sheridan : hmm . luis , why do n't you come sit down with us ? luis : sure . beth : damn it . i am not going to stand back and watch sheridan continue to bond with my baby ! mrs. wallace : even though you and i know that baby 's really sheridan 's ? beth : even if he starts talking and calling her `` mommy . `` martin is mine , just like luis is going to be . i am not going to let anyone take the two of them away from me ever again . kay : my baby . please do n't let my baby die . charity : what happened ? miguel : oh , my god , it 's maria . kay : where the hell were you ? maria 's dying , and -- and i could n't even reach you ! what kind of father are you ? god . save my baby , dr . russell , please . please do n't let my baby die . antonio : maybe sheridan is here . she must be in the bedroom sleeping . rebecca : we 're here to take your child , theresa , just like you took gwen 's child . death : maria is going to die tonight because of you ! kay : god , our baby 's dead ?
theresa tries to make the best of her `` last `` christmas with little ethan . ethan is still secretly trying to help theresa to regain custody of little ethan . baby maria gets very ill , and kay is upset that maria 's condition is so serious .
[ alistair hums `` jingle bells `` ] alistair : mmm , the best brandy , the best cigars that money can buy . i 'm one happy fellow at christmastime . [ phone rings ] alistair : ah . oh , judge reilly . felicitations , your honor . i suppose you 're calling to thank me for your christmas cash . judge reilly : that and to assure you that noah bennett will remain in jail until you say otherwise . alistair : excellent , excellent . you do n't come cheap , reilly , but you always come through . judge reilly : ah , what can i say ? i 'm a whore -- for more . alistair : ah , and people think i 'm a scoundrel . hmm . [ knock on door ] alistair : ah , yes , come in . oh , it 's you , my pet . woman : mr. crane -- alistair : hmm . woman : i ca n't tell you how grateful i am you 've given me my job back . alistair : oh , well , think nothing of it . it 's very rare that i can ever find a personal assistant who 's so dedicated to my service . woman : thank you . you did n't tell me you placed an ad in tomorrow 's paper , mr. c . alistair : what ad ? what are you talking about ? what -- this is total nonsense ! and it certainly is n't of my doing . woman : then whose it is ? alistair : i do n't know . woman : you despicable bastard , keeping the man fancy loves locked in jail . you 're going to pay for that , alistair , and for so much more . [ scene_break ] noah : fancy , you are amazing . ca n't believe you turned this plain old room into a christmas wonderland . fancy : noah , i love you . i could n't let you spend christmas alone in a dreary jail cell . noah : god , i love you , too . fancy : is n't this perfect ? noah : not for me it is n't . [ scene_break ] father lonigan : thank you , heavenly father . thank you for the miracle of ethan 's recovery . [ organ plays ] choir : ♫ o come all ye faithful , joyful and triumphant , o come ye , o come ye to bethlehem , come and behold him , born the king of angels ♫ [ scene_break ] spike : oh , bad , bad , jessica . well , my first instincts were right -- your last john did n't pick you up to party . nah , nah , he helped you get back to your little family . well , i 'm going to teach you to keep bailing on me , jess . but we 'll do that later . later , when there 's more time . [ scene_break ] choir : ♫ sing choirs of angels , sing in exultation , sing all ye citizens ♫ kay : oh , my gosh , fox , look . fox : what ? kay : ethan . fox : oh , yeah , i thought he was -- sam : we all did . fox : yeah . ivy : your brother just wheeled in here a few minutes ago . it 's a christmas miracle . fox : i 'll say . choir : ♫ o come let us adore him ♫ theresa : god answered my prayers , mama . ethan is alive . pilar : yes , yes , reunited with his wife and his daughter . and it must stay that way . theresa : mama -- pilar : theresa , do n't . remember what you promised god , that if ethan lived you would stop pursuing him . now , god did what you asked . so you have to keep your promise to god . let ethan live in peace with gwen and jane without any more interference from you . choir : ♫ word of thy father , now in flesh appearing , o come , let us adore him ♫ choir : ♫ hark ! the herald angels sing , glory to the newborn king , peace on earth and mercy mild , god and sinners reconciled ♫ father lonigan : ethan , will you bear witness to your miraculous recovery ? ethan : i do n't know what to say , father . i -- i woke up and i realized i was in the hospital . i called a nurse . i had no idea how long i was unconscious for . and when the nurse told me it was christmas , i could hardly believe it . ivy : ethan , you have no idea what your being well means to all of us . sam : it 's the best christmas present ever . ivy : yeah . choir : ♫ hearts bring on the favored one ♫ [ scene_break ] fancy : what did i forget to keep tonight from being perfect ? noah : oh , fancy , look , it 's not you . it 's me . i mean , you did all of this so that i would n't be alone on christmas , and i do n't even have a gift for you . fancy : as long as i have you , i have everything i want . so stop feeling guilty that you do n't have a gift for me . where did i put my purse ? noah : i need a favor . [ scene_break ] alistair : this is outrageous . this is totally outrageous ! who in the hell thinks they can play games with me ? do n't they know that i am alistair crane , i manipulate people , corporations , and even countries , and the idea that some rookie is trying to take me on is ludicrous , a mistake they 'll -- they 'll live to regret . woman : calm down , mr. c. have a sip of brandy . you 're getting upset over nothing . alistair : what do you mean , over nothing ? i mean , someone has the gall to taunt me and they do it in public , i -- woman : you are sexy when you get upset , mr. c . alistair : oh , you think so , do you ? woman : and i hate to see you waste your energy on a silly joke when you can channel it into me . alistair : well , you 're wise beyond your years , my love . that kind of wisdom deserves to be rewarded . oh . so pretty , so foolish . woman : you 've hurt so many people , alistair , it 's time that you were stopped , by me . woman : what 's wrong ? alistair : i smell perfume . woman : i 'm wearing for love or money by anna nicole smith . alistair : no , no , it was n't that . it was a fragrance i remember from years ago . woman : i do n't smell anything . alistair : oh , it was faint , very faint . it 's almost like a whisper . it 's -- it 's very ghostly . [ scene_break ] choir : ♫ the first noel , the angels did say ♫ eve : ethan , i want to look you over quickly , just to make sure everything 's ok , but you are going to have to go back to the hospital to get examined . gwen : honey , that 's a very good idea . theresa : dr. russell , he looks fine to me . pilar : theresa , quiet . whitney : please do n't make this about you . eve : i would prefer to err on the side of caution . fox : listen , bro , everything 's going to be fine , all right ? kay : yeah , we 'll keep our fingers crossed . fox : it 'll be fine . ethan : thank you . ok , let 's go . choir : ♫ noel , noel noel , noel ♫ ivy 's voice : i thought i had sabotaged fox and kay . i wonder how they managed to regroup . fox : ahem . yeah . ivy : i 'm surprised you came with kay . i thought you two were having problems . fox : yeah , i mean , we were , but i think we 're close to working it out . ivy : how close ? fox : well , we 're not perfect yet , but , you know , the old noodle 's telling me that things are going to work out , so -- ivy : oh . not if i have anything to say about it . [ scene_break ] gwen : sheridan , i ca n't thank you enough for being there for me during this , and , chris , you , too . chris : no problem . gwen : thank you . choir : ♫ noel , noel , born is the king of israel ♫ chris : see you later . gwen : bye . [ scene_break ] whitney : excuse me , i need to check and make sure miles is ok . hey , how 's miles doing ? is he ok ? chad : yeah , he just needs to get home , you know , get settled in . whitney : ok . chad : you should come with us , help him open his presents . whitney : oh -- i do n't know about that . chad : oh , come on , it 's his first christmas . you should be there . besides , you 're going to be in the convent from now on , you know ? whitney : well , since it 's miles ' first christmas , ok . chad : all right , that 's the spirit . come on , man , let 's go see what santa brought you . [ miles fusses ] chad : shh . choir : ♫ noel , noel , noel , noel ♫ [ scene_break ] julian : i 'll tell you , sam , i 'm very happy for you . having ethan well again must be a dream come true . sam : it is . thank you . i 'm sure it means as much to you as it does to me . i mean , you raised ethan as your son until the secret came out . julian : yes , ethan will always have a place in my heart . [ phone rings ] sam : hello . yeah , i 'm on my way . excuse me . julian : no problem . sam : the house alarm went off . i got to go check it out . ivy : oh , i 'll go with you . sam : no , no . someone could have broken in , so i want to go check it out first . fox : yeah , yeah , let him go . i 'll give you a ride . sam : all right . fox : be careful . well , i guess we probably should be getting on . listen , if you need anything , call us , ok ? gwen : ok . fox : all right ? i 'm really happy for you guys . this is great . and we 'll be by to visit as soon as he 's ready for guests , all right ? gwen : great . thank you . fox : i 'm happy for you . gwen : thank you . fox : take care . gwen : bye . bye , jess . jessica : bye . ivy : gwen , i am so happy . and if you need any help keeping theresa away from ethan , just let me know , because i have a stash of silver bullets i would love to use . gwen : thank you . [ scene_break ] theresa : do you think it would do any harm if i just went to ethan and i -- i told him how happy i am that he 's alive and offered to help him if he needs anything ? pilar : all right , theresa , the only thing you need to do is to remember the promise you made to god , that if ethan lived , you would stay away from him and not interfere in his marriage with gwen anymore . theresa : i 'm not going to . if nothing else , i need to apologize for ethan accidentally eating that poisoned guacamole . gwen : if you go anywhere near my husband again , i am going to put you in your grave . [ scene_break ] guard : sam . sam : bob , did you respond to the alarm going off ? bob : no , i set it off . noah forgot to tell me you have an alarm . i got his keys from his personal effects . he wanted me to come by and get fancy crane 's christmas gift so that he could give it to her down at the station . sam : yeah , hey , it 's sam bennett . code 9696 -- false alarm . thanks . i 'm glad to hear that fancy 's visiting noah . i was afraid they would n't get back together again after he helped kidnap my son . bob : no , he did n't have anything to worry about . ms. crane -- she pulled some strings , had the rec room done up for christmas like you would n't believe . yeah , she and noah have been dining and dancing for a while now . sam : oh , that 's great . bob : your son 's one lucky guy . sam : you know , both my sons are lucky . in fact , you tell noah -- you know , never mind . i 'll tell him later . bob : i should get back . merry christmas , sam . sam : hey , merry christmas to you , too , bob . leave the door open . it 's -- it 's hot in here . i got to turn down the heat . god . spike : bennett 's alone . nice , because after i kill him , jessica ai n't going to have daddy to run home to no more . [ scene_break ] [ sheridan gasps ] sheridan : wow ! sheridan : aw . merry christmas . chris : hmm . chris : wow . sheridan , this is one of the best cameras made . sheridan : hmm . even though being a photojournalist was just your cover - up in the witness protection program , you really have a knack with a camera , so i thought maybe you could do something more with it , like a hobby or freelance photography . chris : well , thank you , sheridan . i 'll dedicate my first gallery showing to you and james . but before fame goes to my head , i 've got a little something for you . sheridan : oh . james : can you read me a book ? chris : of course i can , son . sheridan : this has turned out to be a wonderful christmas . [ scene_break ] alistair : where were we ? woman : i was about to assist you in feeling good . alistair : oh , i see . woman : now , now i smell something sweet . alistair : what ? woman : a -- a rose . oh , my god . where did that come from ? alistair : i do n't know . but it was n't here before you came in . woman : maybe you were smelling the rose . alistair : no , no , but the person who wore that fragrance also liked roses . woman : is this mansion haunted , mr. c. ? alistair : oh , there have been stories , but do n't pay any attention to them . this envelope was n't here then , either . woman : what is it ? alistair : it 's an invitation to a murder . [ scene_break ] judge reilly : ah . work , work , work . oh , i could kick myself for letting shane off early just because it 's christmas . oh , noah bennett . well , no freedom for you , kid , not with alistair lining my pockets to keep you in jail . woman : you 're going to order that noah bennett be released or you 'll answer to me . judge reilly : oh -- oh , my god . it 's you . woman : a ghost from christmas past . judge reilly : but you ca n't be here . woman : and yet i am . now , order that noah bennett be released or you 'll suffer the full force of my wrath . [ scene_break ] bob : ahem . fancy : is there a problem , officer ? bob : no , ma'am , just a random prisoner check . noah : what took you so long ? bob : well , you did n't tell me about the alarm . i had to stick around and clue in your dad . noah : all right , i 'm sorry . thank you very much . noah : where were we ? oh -- merry christmas . fancy : where did you get this ? noah : the guard got it for me at home . now , before you open it , look , do n't forget i -- i do n't have a lot of money to , you know , buy expensive gifts , so i had to get you something , you know , unique , something that no one else could give you . fancy : a key . noah : it 's not just any key , fancy . it 's the key to my heart . now , you and only you will ever have it . [ scene_break ] theresa : i just want to see ethan for a minute . gwen : absolutely not . look , you can lie to me , you can lie to yourself , but not even you can lie to god . and you promised that you would keep your distance from ethan if he lived . well , he lived and he 's well , and now you need to keep your promise . you need to stay away from my husband , you need to leave ethan and jane and me alone , because you know very well you 're not only going to have to answer to me , you 're going to have to answer to god . gwen : julian ? julian : hmm ? gwen : would you mind taking jane home for me ? she is a tired little peanut . julian : oh , no , not at all . gwen : ok . julian : come here , baby . come here . gwen : thank you so much . julian : oh . gwen : here 's her coat . julian : thank you . gwen : ok , sweet pea . julian : come on , sweetie . gwen : see you at home . julian : come on . all right , all right . gwen : thank you , julian . julian : ethan . i 'll see you at home . eve : ok . well , i examined ethan . except for some residual weakness in his left arm , he 's fine . gwen : oh . it is so wonderful . i love you . i love you so much . ethan : i love you , too , you and jane . i love you both . theresa : i ca n't do it , mama . i just ca n't . pilar : que esta diciendo , theresa ? are you going back on your promise to god ? [ scene_break ] ivy : sam ? sam : in here . ivy : oh . hi . jessica : hey . kay : hey , what set off the alarm ? sam : a cop from the station came by to pick up fancy 's christmas present as a favor to noah . he did n't know about the alarm . fox : hmm . ivy : wait . how can noah give fancy her christmas present when he 's in jail ? sam : well , apparently that 's not an issue . fancy pulled some strings , had the rec room at the station house decorated for christmas so they could spend it together . kay : oh , that 's so romantic . fox : yeah . sam : i ca n't wait to see fancy so i can personally thank her . ivy : i 'm just glad fancy 's finally thinking of somebody besides herself . sam : you know , this christmas is going to turn out to be better than what i thought . jessica 's home , ethan has finally come out of his coma , fancy and noah are back together again , and kay and fox are getting close . ivy : yeah , they certainly are . fox : she wants to open up her presents . sam : wow . kay : what do you say , grandpa ? sam : let 's do it . fox , you be santa . fox : oh , great . singer : ♫ it 's the holiday season , and santa claus is comin ' ' round , the christmas snow is white on the ground , when old santa gets into town , he 'll be comin ' down the chimney down ♫ singers : ♫ he 'll be comin ' down the chimney down ♫ singer : ♫ it 's the holiday season singers : ♫ the holiday season ♫ singer : ♫ so whoop - de - doo and dickery dock , and do n't forget to hang up your sock , 'cause just exactly at 12 : 00 , he 'll be comin ' down the chimney ♫ singers : ♫ comin ' down the chimney , comin ' down the chimney down , happy holiday ♫ singer : ♫ happy holiday ♫ singers : ♫ happy holiday ♫ singer : ♫ happy holiday ♫ singers : ♫ while the merry bells keep ringing , happy holiday ♫ singer : ♫ to you ♫ singers : ♫ happy holiday , happy holiday ♫ sam : merry christmas , sweetheart . jessica : oh . thank you . sam : we 're all so glad that you 're home , where you belong . jessica : i am glad i 'm here , too . and , hey , it 's ok i do n't have any gifts . i mean , who knew i 'd be here at home and not with spike ? fox : merry christmas , jessica . sam : merry christmas . jessica : you did n't forget about me . kay : forget you ? your presents were the first ones we wrapped . that 's how they all got shoved behind the tree . jessica : oh . you did n't forget me . sam : sweetheart , we 'd never forget about you -- never . jessica : thank you . sam : merry christmas . [ scene_break ] chad : got him ? whitney : yeah . chad : all right . oh , yeah . ok , miles , your mother and i are going to open some presents that santa brought for you . what is in here ? ok . whitney : miles , will you look at that . daddy got you a sweater , a nice warm sweater . chad : that 's right , i helped santa pick it out . it 's pretty nice , huh ? whitney : it might be a little too big , but , yeah , it 's nice . chad : oh . yeah . you know , between taking care of miles and working and putting up the tree , i did n't have a whole lot of time to go shopping , so -- whitney : hey , hey , it 's all good . you can just exchange it . no problem . chad : yeah , i 'll do that just as soon as i clone myself so i have more time . whitney : i 'm sorry , i did n't mean that as a criticism or anything . i mean , i know it 's difficult being a single parent . i understand . chad : well , you do what you have to do . right ? oh , what have we got here ? it 's big . whitney : miles , check that out . a snowsuit . chad : yeah , man . whitney : a huge snowsuit . well , daddy 's going to need to exchange that , too . huh ? chad : no . no , actually , what i need is you to be here to help me raise our son . whitney , miles needs you a lot more than some convent does . please , do n't take your final vows , whitney . your place is right here , with miles and me , not in some convent . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i wish you had that camera earlier at the church . the look on gwen 's face was just a mixture of joy and shock . chris : yeah . sheridan : i 'm so happy for her . for ethan , too . it 's like he came back from the dead just to be with gwen and jane . if only -- chris : if only luis could come back to you with marty -- sheridan : i do n't begrudge gwen her miracle . i really do n't . she 's my oldest friend , and ethan , i 'm just crazy about him . it 's just that -- chris : hey , it 's hard to understand why life works out the way it does , why some people get their miracles and others do n't . sheridan : i have so much to be grateful for . it 's a disgrace that i should even ask `` why me ? `` and `` why luis ? `` you know , life is n't always fair . bad things happen to good people . and being wealthy certainly does n't protect you from pain . in fact , the things that make me happiest have nothing to do with money . chris : and what are those things ? sheridan : hmm . fresh snow , a warm fire , the ocean at sunset -- chris : yeah . sheridan : and people . what gets me through a loss like luis -- and because of it , marty -- are life 's little moments . people like you and james . without the two of you , i 'd be lost , lost and hopeless . [ scene_break ] ethan : eve , are you sure all of this is necessary ? eve : ethan , i am not taking any chances with your recovery . nurse , can you take ethan 's wheelchair . we 'll put it in the ambulance and we 'll transport it back to the hospital . nurse : yes , dr. russell . eve : gwen , the nurse and i are going to ride in the ambulance with ethan . can you take your car ? gwen : sure . [ scene_break ] pilar : what do you mean , you ca n't do it ? are you breaking your promise to god , theresa ? theresa : i meant that i ca n't break my promise to god . i ca n't be with ethan , as much as i want to be with him . pilar : well , good . i 'm glad you know that . theresa : what i do n't know is how i 'm going to go on without him . [ scene_break ] [ miles coos ] chad : turning away from the truth is n't going to change it , whitney . your place is right here with your son , not locked up in some convent . whitney , please , ca n't you just listen to what your heart keeps telling you ? you need miles and he needs you . i mean , when he could n't digest the formula , you could n't help but be here to nurse him back to health . and when the earthquake hit , you fought your way over here just to see if he was ok . whitney : yeah , and then what ended up happening ? huh ? we wound up making love , that 's what happened . chad : because we know no matter what anybody says or does , we know this is right . this is n't wrong , it 's not ugly , and it 's not sick . this is just our truth . whitney : no , no , no , it 's not what it 's supposed to be , chad . chad : whitney , stop listening to what people tell you to think and feel . go with your heart . let love win . whitney , be here . stay here with miles and me . [ scene_break ] chris : james would n't be smiling this christmas if it was n't for you , sheridan . you filled the void that maureen left . sheridan : i guess if i 've helped , it 's because i understand james . i lost my mother when i was young . i know how crippling that can be to a young child . even though my mother 's back now , i 'll never forget the pain of losing her . so i 'm just trying to put myself in james ' place and give him what he needs , even if it 's just a hug . chris : and you wonder why i love you ? chris : merry christmas . sheridan : you should n't have . chris : nonsense . open it . sheridan : aw . it 's beautiful . chris : have a look inside . sheridan : a photo of marty and james . oh , chris . chris : do n't give up hope , sheridan . we found each other . maybe next christmas , not only will james be with us , but marty will be , too . [ scene_break ] woman : how did someone get past security to leave a rose and invitation in the same room as us ? alistair : i do n't know , i do n't know . woman : you need to beef up security , mr. c. i think an announcement of a murder party in the paper followed by this is some kind of a threat . alistair : no , no , no . relax . now , people have been trying to kill me for years . and if this was a real threat , then they certainly would n't announce their intentions , huh ? i mean , this is just someone 's idea of a sick joke . woman : but the perfume you smelled -- alistair : it 's just -- just a coincidence . the woman who wore that perfume is dead and buried . [ scene_break ] judge reilly : but how can you be here ? you 're dead . woman : maybe i 've come back to get you , reilly . maybe your conscience ca n't take any more corruption . maybe leaving noah bennett to rot in jail has gone too far . judge reilly : what are you -- what are you saying ? woman : sign an order releasing noah bennett from jail immediately , or else . judge reilly : or else what ? woman : do you really want to know ? judge reilly : fine , i -- i 'll sign an order releasing noah bennett . judge reilly : yes , this is judge reilly . i 'm faxing over an order to -- to release a prisoner , immediately . noah bennett . [ scene_break ] fancy : i feel so special and so loved . no one 's ever given me the key to their heart before . you are n't going to change the lock , are you ? noah : not even when it 's as old and rusty as we are . fancy : i love you , noah . noah : i love you , too . [ scene_break ] jessica : thank you so much for remembering me this year . i just wish i had gifts for all of you . fox : nah . sam : having you here with us is the best gift that you can give us . kay : we all love you , jess . sam : this is your home , no matter what . and we 'll always be a family , no matter what . spike : jessica 's mine , no matter what i have to do to get her back . [ scene_break ] whitney : chad , i should go , before we -- [ scene_break ] sheridan : you and james have made this a wonderful christmas . thank you . chris : you 're welcome . [ scene_break ] judge reilly : noah bennett will be released immediately . woman : well done . judge reilly : but i still do n't understand how you can be here . woman : you will , along with everyone else . judge reilly : oh , my god , she 's back . well , i 'm glad i 'm not alistair crane . [ phone rings ] alistair : whoa , wait -- just relax . have a brandy . calm your nerves . alistair crane . what ? on whose order ? what the hell is he trying to pull ? noah bennett 's been released from jail on judge reilly 's orders . i guess i 'll have to take care of that young man myself . [ scene_break ] noah : say that again . bob : you 've been released . fancy : but how ? my grandfather was hell - bent on keeping noah locked up . bob : i do n't know , ms. crane , but noah is free to go . [ scene_break ] theresa : i should be with him , mama . pilar : no , theresa . remember your promise to god . theresa : i can never be with ethan again , never feel his arms around me , never feel his lips touch mine . so ethan lived , and my dream to be with him died . goodbye , ethan . goodbye . [ next_on ] chris : i want you . i want to make love to you . sheridan : i need you , too . pilar : if you go back to stalking ethan , god is not going to forgive you this time . gwen : oh , please do n't tell me that you are still defending her . alistair : someone is playing a big joke on me , and if i find out you 're involved , i will destroy you !
alistair is in a good mood , especially once he talks to judge o'reilly , who confirms that noah bennett is still in jail and wo n't be getting out any time soon . he also rehires a young woman he recently fired , since she is one who is willing to do anything to make him happy . when she talks about the party he 's throwing for new year 's , he tells her he 's not throwing a party , and becomes very upset with whoever did send it out . the lady with red fingernails is watching all this , and says a few choice words under her breath about alistair 's parentage and his evil ways . the two do n't see her , however , and begin getting cozy on the sofa . while they were busy , the lady entered the office and left a rose and an invitation on the desk , which causes alistair to get more upset once he realizes someone had been there , unseen . fancy and noah continue the party she set up for him , and he sends a guard to get something for him . once the guard brings what he asked for , he gives it to fancy as a gift . it is the `` key to his heart `` , and she is thrilled with it .
tabitha : oh , norma , edna ! i was right . you were with those carolers . norma : music 's our life now . edna : bells on bobtails ring making spirits bright norma : oh , what fun it is to sing a sleighing song tonight tabitha : a slaying song ! oh ! edna : hey , do n't be afraid , endora . norma : we 're not here to hurt you . edna : no . [ scene_break ] j.t . : and so we say , merry christmas , harmony . enjoy reading the muck i 've raked on all the bad little boys and girls in this humble burg . off you go . j.t . : you know , i would love to see the look on people 's faces when they realize i took the blackmail money they gave me to keep their secrets secret , then double - crossed them by giving this tell - all rag a memory drive with all their secrets on it . yikes . oh , well , once all the dirt i dug up gets into print , i can bury just about everybody in harmony . rebecca : no , j.t . , you ca n't . ah ! rebecca : j.t . , i need that memory drive . [ scene_break ] sheridan : why do n't we take turns opening our gifts and see what santa brought us . james : yay ! chris : i think i 'm going to get my camera . i want pictures of all the family celebrations . sheridan : i 'll get it . i know where it is . chris : sure . sheridan : ok . chris : come on over here , son . sheridan : say cheese . luis : marty , look at mommy . sheridan 's voice : i love chris and james , but i miss marty and luis so much . [ scene_break ] luis : hey , how 's fancy doing , doctor ? doctor : any time a patient emerges from a coma is cause for celebration . the fact that ms. crane came out of hers so quickly is nothing less than miraculous . luis : yeah , well , what can i do for her ? doctor : keep it light , upbeat . ms. crane suffered severe physical and psychological trauma . do n't mention the rape , unless she brings it up . luis : i wo n't . it 's christmas , after all . i just want to make her happy . doctor : for now , help her try to enjoy the awe and wonder of christmas . luis : yeah . luis : i 'm going to find the scum who did this to you , fancy . and god as my witness , i 'm going to make him pay . [ scene_break ] father lonigan : for god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son . that whosoever believeth in him should not perish , but have everlasting life . all : amen . father lonigan : who gives this woman to be married ? t.c . : her mother and i do . father lonigan : whitney and chad , have you come here freely and without reservation to give yourselves to each other in marriage ? whitney : yes , father , i have . chad : yes , father , i have . father lonigan : since it is your intention to enter into marriage , join right hands and declare your consent before god and his church . [ scene_break ] luis : hi . well , guess what ? the doctor says that you are doing great . and you will fill eve in when she gets back from the wedding . fancy : oh , that 's right . chad and whitney are getting married tonight . if you leave now , you can still make it . luis : i 'm already where i need to be . fancy : but chad 's my uncle and since i ca n't make it -- luis : i 'm sure your uncle chad will understand . besides , it 's christmas . there 's nowhere else i would rather be than celebrating right here , with you . fancy : um , luis , about the stakeout -- luis : it 's christmas . remember ? let 's not talk about that right now . in fact , let 's see what santa brought you . fancy : but i had them bring all your gifts to the mansion . luis : really ? well , that 's ok 'cause i already got my christmas present . i got you , and that is all i need . fancy : yeah , well , even so , santa does n't do returns . so , eventually you 're going to get what he brought you . luis : all right , well , if it keeps santa from getting his beard all in a twist , then fine , but first things first , ok ? fancy : ooh . fancy : on the first day of christmas , my true love gave to me a partridge in a pear tree . it 's beautiful . luis : only 11 more to go . fancy : you 're going to give me all 12 days of christmas ? luis : well , that was the plan until i got to eight maids of milking , then i realized that i needed to make some substitutions . fancy : you are so good to me , luis . thank you for everything . especially just being here . [ scene_break ] father lonigan : chad , do you take whitney to be your wife ? do you promise to be true to her in good times and bad , in sickness and in health , to love her and honor her all the days of your life ? chad : i do . father lonigan : whitney , do you take chad to be your husband ? do you promise to be true to him in good times and in bad , in sickness and in health , to love him and honor him all the days of your life ? whitney : i do . ethan : i do . father lonigan : you have declared your consent before the church . may the lord in his goodness strengthen your consent and fill you with his blessings . what god has joined , man must not divide -- fox : i ca n't wait until it 's us up there exchanging our vows . kay : it wo n't be long . father lonigan : today on this most special of special days , we gather together to celebrate whitney and chad as they begin their life together -- an incredible journey that requires trust , love , and understanding . whitney , are you ready for this journey , forsaking all others for chad from this day forward ? whitney : yes , father , i am . father lonigan : chad , are you ready as well ? { chad : i 'm here . hurry up in there . i ca n't wait any longer . i need you so much . i need you now . } father lonigan : chad , are you ready for this journey , forsaking all others for whitney from this day forward ? [ scene_break ] tabitha : norma , edna ? oh , maybe my scream sent them packing . norma : now , do n't be afraid of the big sharp needle , endora . i 'll just jab it in one side and pull it out the other . tabitha : stop it . stop it , you fiend . do n't you dare hurt my sweet endora . needle me , if you must , but do n't you dare jab her with that instrument of torture . edna : wait , what are you screeching about , tabby cat ? norma : we were about to string up cranberries and popcorn and string them around the house . tabitha : what ? edna : yeah . come on , this place is so dismal , even the munsters would feel at home in it . tabitha : nice ? norma just tried to kill me , now edna is insulting me . norma : i did n't try to kill you , tabitha . tabitha : when i opened that crate , you popped up like a crazed jack the ripper , brandishing an ax . norma : oh , tabitha , that 's so last year . i do n't have an ax to grind with you anymore . tabitha : you do n't ? norma : oh , is n't mommy cute when she 's surprised ? tabitha : and what about you , edna ? you were always norma 's booster for butchering me because my spell to make you young and not so smelly wore off . edna : tabitha , that was then , this is now . norma : hey , we found our true calling . tabitha : yeah , spokespeople for ripley 's believe it or not , huh norma : no , dear , show business . edna : entertaining ladies who love ladies worldwide . norma : our signature song -- `` lesbian `` -- is still number one on the rainbow chart . we came to spend christmas with you and endora . edna : from the looks of this dump , boy , it 's a good thing we did . tabitha : what dump ? edna : oh , come on , tabs , believe me , you 're giving scrooge a run for his money . tabitha : do n't compare me with your old boyfriends . the fact of the matter is , we do n't celebrate christmas around here . norma : oh , right . what , with you being a witch and all -- tabitha : precisely -- edna : but endora loves christmas . tabitha : shh . ooh , quiet , you do n't want the boys in the basement to hear you . edna : even so , it 's not fair to deny this sweet child chri -- c - h - r - i - s - t - m- a - s . look here , if you do , she could grow up to be like beth . tabitha : i suppose endora and i could host a holiday celebration as long as we do n't call it what it is . norma : whatever , just conjure up some holiday chow for us . edna : please ? norma : please , we 're starving . tabitha : well , i suppose there 's no harm in that , is there , huh ? well , the first thing we have to do is conjure up a well - appointed table . norma : ooh . tabitha : will you do the honors , sweet pea , huh ? norma : you know , edna , i have a feeling this is going to be a christmas we never forget . edna : oh , ai n't that the truth ? [ scene_break ] j.t . : rebecca , you 're supposed to be waiting for me back at the hotel . rebecca : yeah , well , thank goodness i did n't . you ca n't put the flash drive into the tabloid office . then everyone will know that gwen and i outed ethan as a bennett to the tabloid . j.t . : mm - hmm , your point ? rebecca : we paid you a fortune so you 'd keep our secret . j.t . : so did everyone else i 'm blackmailing . rebecca : j.t . , how could you betray us -- all your victims that way ? j.t . : i 'm a cad with no conscience . rebecca : ok , now that we 're clear on that , will you please help me up ? j.t . : of course . rebecca : you bitch ! j.t . : ow ! rebecca : i am going to kill you for that ! j.t . : will you watch the hair ? i just combed it out . rebecca : i 've gon na rip it out and feed it to you . j.t . : i 've got to get out of town before the dirt i 've dug up ends up in print . when people realize i stole their money and still exposed them , i 'm gon na be stiff , and not the good kind . oh , my nail . [ scene_break ] norma : thank you for making our christmas wish come true , endora . edna : it means so much since norma and i have lost our loved ones . norma : daddy . edna : precious . tabitha : and my timmy , my precious timmy . tabitha : i 'll miss you , timmy . life goes on without you , but it will never be the same . edna : tabitha , you ok , hon ? tabitha : memories -- memories of wonderful things , edna -- wonderful things . edna : endora wanted me to tell you that dinner was ready . tabitha : oh , thank you , dear . actually , i 'm quite hungry . tabitha : well , where 's norma ? norma : who wants a leg ? [ scene_break ] chris : here you go , son . james : it 's from daddy and me . sheridan : well , then it must be extra special . sheridan : ooh . oh , it 's beautiful . chris : well , i thought we 'd start another family tradition , an ornament for every christmas we spend together from now on . sheridan : i love that idea . thank you . you 're going to help us hang it on the tree ? james : yes . sheridan : ok , come on . chris : come on , pick a spot , son . sheridan : it has to be the perfect spot . here you go . james : right here . sheridan : well , that is perfect . you want to get a picture of us ? chris : oh , yeah , yeah . sheridan : come right here . chris : all right , guys , get ready . here we go . ready ? all right . chris : ready ? three , two , one . all : merry christmas . [ scene_break ] fancy : thank you for all my gifts , luis . you know , not many men have the stamina to pick out 12 presents . luis : i paced myself . fancy : hmm , i especially love this one . luis : yeah , i got you the one with just snow so you could imagine us riding in sleighs -- snuggled under our blanket together on our way to have some hot chocolate by the fire . nurse : mr. lopez - fitzgerald , it 's here . luis : thank you , nurse . fancy : it ? luis : be right back . luis : christmas dinner is served . fancy : luis , you should n't have gone to so much trouble . luis : what trouble ? i enjoyed doing this . luis : now , to our first christmas together . singer : of a white christmas luis : mm , i almost forgot . singer : just like the ones i used to know luis : santa delivered your stocking out there . i ran into him and he said -- `` luis , my boy , please give this to your lady - friend , fancy , ho , ho , ho . `` fancy : lady friend ? luis : well , santa 's old - fashioned , come on . see what 's inside . singer : i 'm dreaming of a white christmas fancy : luis , two tickets for a romantic tropical getaway ? luis : wow ! santa knew that i wanted to take you some place special . we do n't have to go until you 're ready . fancy : um , luis , we have to talk about , you know , what happened to me . luis : i know , i know , we will . not now , ok ? it 's christmas . singers : just like the ones [ scene_break ] father lonigan : chad , are you ready to forsake all others for whitney from this day forward ? chad : yes , father , i am . [ scene_break ] rebecca : i 've got to find gwen . gwen : where have you been ? rebecca : with j.t . who else ? gwen : did you convince him not to give ethan the dirt on jared ? rebecca : not exactly . gwen : what ? what do you mean ? rebecca : honey , there is trouble brewing . big trouble . gwen : tell me what . [ scene_break ] father lonigan : before chad and whitney exchange rings , if there is anyone here who knows any reason why these two should not be joined in holy matrimony , let them speak now or forever hold their peace . gwen : no ! [ scene_break ] chris : well , young man , i think it 's time you get ready for bed . james : no ! sheridan : it 's ok . remember you 've got to brush your teeth , say your prayers , and then go to sleep , because that is the only way for the sugarplum fairies to come dance in your head . james : ok . chris : what , was i speaking greek ? sheridan : well -- james : good night , mom . i love you . sheridan : i love you , too . chris : come on , big guy . sheridan : oh , marty , i miss you and your daddy so much . [ scene_break ] luis : is your food cold ? i 'll heat it up for you . fancy : no , luis , it 's fine . i 'm just not hungry . luis : all right . you know what -- i 'll just take it away . fancy : i ca n't do this . luis has done so much to make me happy . i ca n't let him see me like this . fancy : ok , i can do this . i can do it . i can be happy for luis ' sake . [ scene_break ] chad 's voice : oh , my god . my secret 's out . ethan : um , honey , why did you just scream like that ? are you objecting to chad marrying whitney or what ? father lonigan : what 's going on ? who called out ? gwen : it was me , father . it was gwen . father lonigan : why , my child ? rebecca : um -- gwen saw a mouse . so did i . gwen : yes . i 'm sorry , father . rebecca : yeah , please , do not stop the wedding just because there 's vermin in the church . oh , i 'm sorry , i meant the mouse . gwen : yes , father , please go on . i 'm very sorry . theresa 's voice : something 's up with gwen and rebecca , and i think it has to do with j.t . father lonigan : whitney , chad , do you have the rings ? chad : yes , father . whitney : yes . father lonigan : may the lord bless these rings which you give to each other as a sign of your love and fidelity . chad : whitney , will you take this ring as a sign of my love and fidelity in the name of the father , the son , and the holy spirit ? whitney : chad , will you take this ring as a symbol of my love and fidelity in the name of the father , the son , and the holy spirit ? father lonigan : father , all powerful and ever living god , we do well always and everywhere to give thanks through jesus christ , our lord . gwen : do you know what will happen if j.t . exposes all the information he has on us ? god , ethan will leave me and he will take jane with him . rebecca : i know , that 's why i tried to get the memory drive from him . but j.t . out - maneuvered me . gwen : j.t . needs to pay for this and pay dearly . rebecca : oh , i could not agree with you more . he can not get away with this , and trust me , he wo n't . father lonigan : is symbolized in the marriage covenant that seals the love of husband and wife and reflects your divine plan of love . and so , with the angels and all the saints in heaven we proclaim your glory and join them in their unending hymn of praise . [ scene_break ] tabitha : ah ! oh -- oh , no , you do n't . norma : you want a drumstick that much , go ahead and have it . edna : yeah , normie and i -- we are not picky eaters . no . no , we 're just so happy to have a home - cooked meal after being on the road so much . tabitha : norma , you sure it 's just the turkey you intend to carve up ? norma : what else ? tabitha : a certain witch comes to mind . norma : oh , tabs , so silly . i told you those days are over . edna : yes , norma and i -- we have an image to protect now . our legions of lesbian fans demand it . norma : now calm down and enjoy your dinner . edna : yes . ooh , ooh , ooh ! maybe afterwards we can do a little ditty from our show . a medley of the greatest lesbian holiday hits . norma : `` oh , come all ye flanneled . `` `` santa claus is coming to provincetown . `` tabitha : please , girls , please , relax and enjoy your well - earned holiday . do n't feel you have to sing for your supper . edna : well , then , a toast -- to tabitha and endora , two of the best witches these two whack - jobs could have for friends . norma : here , here . tabitha : cheers , cheers , cheers , cheers , cheers . [ scene_break ] j.t . : no one will suspect that a filthy - rich blackmailer such as myself would leave town on a bus . i just hope it 's on time . i need to be long gone before everyone 's secrets are exposed in that special tell - all edition of the tabloid . the fallout of which will be nothing short of nuclear . ethan : you and your mother outed me as a bennett . our marriage is over . gwen : no . no , no , no . rebecca : you ca n't divorce gwen . j.t . took all our money . who 's going to support us ? ethan : well , you can always charge instead of giving it up for free ! rebecca : oh ! whitney : how dare you cheat on me , chad ? chad : whitney , it was just sex . it 's you i love . whitney : you 're a two - timing pig , chad . just get out , get out ! theresa : ethan was right . you were just using me . jared : do n't -- do n't jump to conclusions . theresa : you know what , shut up , jared ! little ethan and i never want to see you again . ethan : you knew all this time , and you never told me that little ethan was my son ? theresa : no , i had good reason not to . ethan : i do n't -- i do n't want to hear it . i do n't want to hear it . i do n't want to see you again . theresa : no , ethan , wait -- wait ! j.t . : and that is just for starters . there are so many more secrets on that flash drive , so many more lives that will be trashed by the truth . [ scene_break ] tabitha : and so i said to marie antoinette , `` the peasants are revolting . `` and she said -- `` oh , you have seen them , too ? `` edna : you tell some great stories there , girl . tabitha : well , it 's easy when you 've got 10,000 years of mortal mistakes to draw on . norma : i 'm glad i never chopped you up . tabitha : oh , that makes two of us . you know , you 're really quite pleasant when you 're not chasing after me with an ax . norma : no one 's ever called me pleasant before . thank you , tabitha . edna : oh , you two got to stop with all this heartfelt emotion or i 'll be blubbering like a baby . norma : so ? you 're already diapered up like one . tabitha : you know , girls -- you know , girls , i think we 've created a new holiday tradition . instead of you trying to kill me around this time of year , we 'll all get together and enjoy each other 's company this time of year , huh ? norma : but then you 'd know what to expect . tabitha : your point being ? norma : well , i like keeping you on your toes . i mean , this year we bonded and it was nice , but next year , who knows ? right , daddy ? we do n't want tabby getting complacent , do we ? not on her life , buttercup ! tabitha : oh , you 're such a pistol , norma . norma : ax is more like it . tabitha : well , here 's to next year . cheers ! cheers , endora . [ scene_break ] chris : james is waiting for you to tuck him in . chris : hey , merry christmas , my love . you know , each day with you is such a gift for me and james . you 've made us so happy . sheridan : you and james make me happy , too . chris : now and for the rest of our lives . sheridan 's voice : the rest of my life without luis . [ scene_break ] fancy : thanks again for everything , luis . the tree and all the gifts , dinner -- it was all wonderful . luis : i just wish i could do more . fancy : well , do n't worry so much . this is perfect . luis : you 're perfect . fancy : yeah , right . luis : i mean it . you are perfect . fancy : so are you . luis : you must be exhausted . fancy : yeah . it 's been a long day . luis : yeah . so why do n't you get some rest , ok ? luis : all right ? [ soft music plays ] singer : silent night luis : i love you , fancy . everything 's going to be ok . singer : holy night all is calm all is bright [ scene_break ] father lonigan : may jesus always fill your hearts with love . by the power vested in me , i now pronounce you husband and wife . chad , you may kiss whitney , your bride . [ music plays ] [ cheers and applause ] [ scene_break ] [ horn honks ] j.t . : ooh , that 's my bus . good - bye , harmony . wish i could stick around to see the look on everyone 's faces when their secrets are exposed in black and white . on second thought , it 's a good thing i 'll be long gone , because if i stuck around -- boom ! j.t . : oh , excuse me , santa . i believe that 's my bus . i said move it , fatso . i 've got to get my ride . what kind of freak dresses up just like that just to make a buck ? [ next_on ] theresa : mr. and mrs. chad harris crane . norma : a bloody merry christmas .
chad and whitney were married , with one slight hitch when rebecca told gwen what jt cornell had done and she yelled `` no ! `` as father lonigan asked anyone who thought they should n't marry to speak up . it seems jt , after slipping the memory card with all the dirt on everyone he blackmailed on it under the door at the tabloid , left town before it was made public and his duplitcity was uncovered . many people will have their secrets revealed , including gwen and rebecca , theresa , jared , and chad . as jt was making his get away , however , santa fell in behind him , brandishing a gun .
chad : this is so right . you belong here . whitney : no , i should n't be here . chad : yes , you should . you belong here with miles and me . i love you so much , and miles needs his mother . whitney : but it 's wrong , chad . chad : i do n't care what 's right or wrong . this is where you should be . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i ca n't believe how fast james fell asleep . he sure is excited with all his presents . chris : he really wore himself out , but i 've never seen him this happy . sheridan : hmm . he had a wonderful christmas , did n't he ? chris : the best . sheridan : i 'm so glad . chris : hey . you 're the reason that james is so happy , sheridan . sheridan : only because the two of you have made me so happy . chris : you 've brought incredible joy into our lives . sheridan : i never thought i could be this happy again . chris : are you truly happy ? because it 's the only thing i want in this world right now . sheridan : yes , i 'm truly happy . chris : i ca n't hide my feelings for you . i want you . i want to make love to you . are you ready to be with me ? [ scene_break ] gwen : honey , how are you feeling ? can i get you anything else ? ethan : honey , i 'm fine . really , i 'm fine . gwen : this is just the biggest miracle in the world to have you here . you 're alive , you 're awake . i am pinching myself . ethan : stop . gwen : do you know how much i love you ? ethan : i love you , too . i 'm just frustrated , gwen . i have no memory whatsoever as to what happened to me . none . and when everyone told me how long i was in this coma , i was really surprised . gwen : well , it was a nightmare . but it 's over , and thank god you 're here , you 're ok . ethan : gwen , what happened to me ? why did i fall into this coma ? gwen : well , honey , it was theresa . she is the reason that this happened to you . [ scene_break ] little ethan : mommy ! theresa : hey , sweetie ! wow ! i am surprised you are up this late , hmm ? fox : well , paloma let us in and then she went to bed . little ethan wanted to stay up and say good night to you , so -- theresa : aw . kay : yeah , we let him open a couple of his gifts . i hope that 's ok . theresa : oh , absolutely . it 's christmas , right ? little ethan : look what i got ! theresa : all right . fox : he 's excited . pilar : hey , maria ! come to grandma ! kay : oh , your grandma ! pilar : come to grandma ! hi , pretty girl ! yes ! hello ! let 's sit over here . kay : maria has a present for you . pilar : oh , thank you ! hey , did you see what grandma got you , huh ? did you ? kay : we wanted to wait for you . pilar : oh , you did ? ok , let 's go see what we find under the tree . come on ! let 's go ! come on , let 's go see what 's there ! fox : have fun . boy . talk about a christmas no one 's ever going to forget , huh , ethan showing up at the church like that ? kay : i know i 'll never forget it . fox : me neither , me neither . it 's not every day you get to witness a true miracle , right ? kay : yeah . theresa : it was definitely a miracle . little ethan : are we going to see ethan soon ? theresa : yes , yes , we are , very , very soon . little ethan : ok . pilar : here , she 's tired . there you go . kay : come here . come on , let 's go . pilar : theresa ? que esta haciendo ? what are you telling the child ? you swore to god that if ethan recovered you would leave him alone . now , ethan is not coming to see him and he 's definitely not coming to see you . you must never see ethan again . [ scene_break ] judge reilly : i ca n't believe that woman is back . oh , i shudder to think what alistair will do when he finds out . alistair : reilly . what the hell is going on around here ? judge reilly : alistair , you -- you heard so soon . alistair : of course i heard . i know everything that goes on in this town . you know that . i just hope you have a very good excuse about releasing noah bennett in direct defiance of my explicit orders . judge reilly : she was here . she made me do it . she threatened me . alistair : who threatened you ? judge reilly : you know exactly who i 'm talking about ! we both know what was done to her . so you 'd better be on guard because she is out to destroy you , alistair . [ sizzle of electricity ] ow ! ow ! alistair : you 're wrong . she could n't have come back . judge reilly : i 'm not imagining things , alistair . she 's back . she was here . i 'll never forget that face , those eyes . it was just unnerving to see her again . i could n't , i just could n't believe it . but damn it , she was here . i mean , why else do you think i would 've defied your orders and signed noah bennett 's release papers ? alistair : that 's why i 'm here , to find out why . i wanted that bennett kid buried in that jail to keep him away from seeing my granddaughter . judge reilly : i know what you wanted and i was perfectly prepared to do your bidding . alistair : oh , but you got scared off by some kind of a ghost , is that what you 're telling me ? judge reilly : no , no , what i 'm telling you is that it was no ghost . she was here . she was in my office . she threatened me ! she 's in harmony and she 's mad as hell ! you 'd better watch your back . oh , my god . you know , do n't you ? she 's back and you know it . alistair : that 's ridiculous . judge reilly : you ca n't pretend with me , alistair . you 've had some kind of encounter with her . she 's back and you know about it , do n't you ? alistair : oh , my god . oh , my god ! [ scene_break ] chad : you know this is where you should be . we 're a family -- me , you , and miles . i do n't care what the world says . this is how it should be . whitney : no . no , chad . god , stop it . chad : you love me . i know you do . whitney : i ca n't love you . chad , you are my half brother . i ca n't believe i almost let you pull me into making love to you again . chad : you want me . i know you do . whitney : it does n't matter what i want . it does n't matter . do n't you understand ? we could never be together . i can never make love to you ever again . chad : i 'm not letting you go . ok , look , how could something this wonderful be bad ? how could the way we feel about each other be wrong ? how could we have made this beautiful baby if it 's wrong ? whitney : i do n't know . i do n't know , but i know it is wrong . it 's a sin against god , chad . look , i can never be alone with you , not ever again . [ scene_break ] pilar : theresa , you know very well that you can not turn your back on your word to god . it 's sacred . theresa : mama , i know i promised god that i would stop trying to come between ethan and gwen , but does that mean that i can never see him again ? pilar : theresa , you know what will happen if you do see ethan . no , just stop . stop trying to get out of your promise to god . you must never see ethan again . theresa : i do n't think i can do that . pilar : ay , dios mio , theresa . i 'm warning you , if you go back to stalking ethan , to trying to convince him to leave his wife for you , god is not going to forgive you this time . theresa : look , i ca n't talk about this right now . i really need to go see jane . pilar : no . do n't you dare go back to that mansion . alistair is there and he 's going to be very angry that you brought little ethan here . theresa : well , he ca n't keep my son from seeing you , mama , ok , even if he is trying to adopt him . pilar : you signed a prenuptial agreement . he made a public declaration . he is -- oh , god , he is going to adopt little ethan and make him his sole heir . theresa : no , he thinks he will , but i 'm going to stop him . look , i got to go . i 've got to see jane . it 's christmas , mama . pilar : and you are not going to go by the hospital to see ethan ? theresa : no . i 'm going to go to the mansion and i 'm going to see my daughter . theresa : hey , buddy ? i 'm going to go see your sister and wish her a merry christmas , so grandma is going to tuck you in tonight . is that ok ? little ethan : ok . good night , mom . theresa : good night , baby . i love you . theresa : merry christmas . fox and kay : merry christmas . theresa : bye . kay : say `` bye . `` fox : good night . theresa : good night . pilar : be careful , mija . theresa : i will be , mama . pilar : dios santo , please stay with my daughter . please give her the strength she needs to not break her promise to you . [ scene_break ] ethan : theresa ? what do you mean ? what do you mean she was the one that put me in a coma ? gwen : i know it 's hard for you to believe , but it 's true . and it happened when she tried to murder alistair . ethan : what are you talking about ? gwen : honey , she put poison in some guacamole . she meant for alistair to eat it , but somehow you wound up eating it . ethan : i remem -- oh , my god , gwen , i remember this . i was on the phone . there was -- there was guacamole right in front of me when i was on the phone . gwen : exactly . and you ingested so much that it put you in a coma . ethan : my god . gwen : it could 've killed you . ethan : this is incredible . this is unbelievable , gwen . gwen : i know . i know . i mean , we all know that theresa 's insane , but to try to murder someone , even alistair , in cold blood ? she belongs behind bars . ethan : no , gwen , what i meant was , i mean , it 's unbelievable how tortured theresa must have felt to feel like she had to kill alistair to just be free of him . gwen : oh , please do n't tell me after all that you 've been through , after all the pain that she has put me through , that you are still defending her . [ scene_break ] sheridan : chris , i -- i do n't know what to say . chris : do n't say anything , at least not yet . i 've made no secret of the fact that i 've fallen in love with you , sheridan . and i can hardly believe it myself that it happened so fast , so soon after losing my wife . and i 've thought long and hard about this because i want to be sure that my feelings are true and this is not just some love on the rebound . sheridan : and you do n't think it is ? chris : no . this is not something that 's going to fade away , sheridan . i 'm not going to ask you to marry me . sheridan : marry you ? chris : at least not yet , because i do n't want to hear you say no . and i know this comes very soon on the heels of you losing luis , and i 'm not trying to rush you , but if you feel what i 'm feeling , if you 'll just let me show you how happy i can make you , i promise you i will spend the rest of my life trying to do just that . sheridan : chris , your coming into my life when you did was a miracle for me . having you and james around is -- it 's made me want to live again . for a while there , i did n't want to go on . you have been so wonderful , so kind . and i think i 'm ready , too . i want to be in your arms . i need you , too . [ scene_break ] gwen : i can not believe that you are still trying to defend her when she just almost killed you -- ethan : gwen -- gwen : when she is still trying to break us up . you know , look , i can just walk away . i can just walk away and let you two have each other . ethan : gwen , no . honey , listen , listen , all i said was that i can imagine how desperate theresa must have been to try to poison alistair . gwen : because she is desperate and she 'll do anything to get you back . ethan : you know i ca n't speak for theresa , but i know she knows how i feel . she knows . i 've told her over and over again i 'm not going to leave you . gwen : well , she 's obviously not listening . ethan : honey , i -- i ca n't imagine how terrible this whole ordeal has been for you , but nothing 's changed . you 're my wife , and it 's going to stay that way . gwen : ethan , i am so furious with her for what she did . every time i think of the pain that she put us through and what she did to you and the fact that i almost lost you because of her -- ethan : well , i 'm here and i love you very much , and i do n't want you to doubt it anymore , please . gwen : ethan , i love you . i love you so much . you know , i never thought i was going to feel these arms around me ever again . i thought you were completely lost to me . ethan : well , i am here . i 'm not lost and you are never , ever going to lose me . gwen : hey , is something wrong ? should i call a nurse ? ethan : no . no . everything 's fine . everything is fine . [ scene_break ] theresa : come here , pumpkin . oh , yes . how are you ? merry christmas . see , mommy was hoping to give you a better present for christmas this year -- your daddy . i was really sure that he would leave gwen and he 'd come back to us so we could be a family . but he got sick , and i made a promise to god that i would give him up if he let ethan live . so guess what -- it 's going to be you , me , and little ethan . alistair . is that how the rest of my life is supposed to be ? married to that monster ? god , help me , how do i do this ? i love you . yes , i do . [ scene_break ] judge reilly : why do n't you say something , alistair , huh ? too scared to admit it ? she 's back and you know it , do n't you ? alistair : you 're a fool , reilly . someone 's having some fun with us by putting that ridiculous ad in the newspaper . judge reilly : what ad ? alistair : oh , you mean you have n't seen it ? judge reilly : no , actually , i have n't had time to read the paper today . alistair : well , here you go . judge reilly : `` a murder is announced -- `` and the rose . oh , my god , alistair . this is -- this is the proof that she 's back ! alistair : it 's proof of nothing but some kind of a hoax . now , you stop acting like a scared little girl . she is dead . end of story . judge reilly : no . no , she was here , alistair ! she was here in my office and she threatened me ! and you must have known that she was back ! alistair : stop it , stop it , stop it ! she has never been here ! i do n't want to hear any more about this . she is dead . she is dead . judge reilly : all right , all right . alistair : ok . that 's better . now , if you ever go against me again , you 'll pay the price . do you understand that ? judge reilly : i do understand it . alistair : all right . reilly , this is just some kind of stunt by somebody , that 's all it is . now , all you got to do is relax . judge reilly : ok , well , i 'll -- i 'll try . alistair : what do you mean , `` try `` ? just do it ! do it ! woman : the nightmare is only beginning , alistair , and you know it . [ scene_break ] sheridan : no . stop . wait . chris : what is it ? something wrong ? [ scene_break ] whitney : i have to get back to the convent now . i have to get out of here . chad : no , whitney , you ca n't go back there . that 's what 's wrong , whitney , not being here with me . whitney : i ca n't be here with you , chad . i ca n't ever come back here . chad : what , are you saying that you 're going to walk out the door and never see your son again ? whitney : i have to . chad : you 're going to go to the convent and lock yourself away from the world and you think you 're never going to think about miles again , never think about what he looks like when he grows up or how he 's doing or if he 's happy ? or if he 's a sad little boy who knows his mother abandoned him ? whitney : ok , stop . stop trying to make me feel guilty here . i mean , i 'm doing what we both know needs to be done . why do n't you look at yourself for a second ? you are the one who 's sitting here living in a fantasy world , a world where it does n't seem to matter that we 've committed incest and that we have a child together . chad : whitney , we did n't know we committed incest at the time . whitney : but we know now , chad . and look , as much as i do love my son , as much as it 's going to break my heart not to be able to watch him grow up , i ca n't be around you without , you know , without wanting to make love to you . and i ca n't do that . i ca n't live with that kind of sin on my soul all the time . so the only way that i can ever be free is if i never see you again . [ scene_break ] chris : sheridan , is it too soon ? sheridan : no , no . no , i do want to make love with you . it 's just that this is a very important moment for both of us . i want it to be special . chris : it ca n't be anything else . sheridan : then you 'll give me a moment ? chris : i 'm not going anywhere . sheridan : there 's a bottle of champagne in the small refrigerator . chris : is there ? sheridan : yes , would you open it , please ? chris : sure . chris : my god , you 're beautiful . sheridan : you make me feel beautiful . thank you . chris : to you . to your beauty , your kindness , your grace , and your loving heart . sheridan : to you and your love . chris : may we have many years of nights like this . [ scene_break ] fox : somebody looks sleepy . kay : well , she should be at this hour . [ maria babbles ] kay : mommy 's going to take you to bed in a little bit , ok , honey ? fox : i love watching you two together , you know , just imagining that you 're my family . kay : that is so sweet . fox : i got to tell you , i 'm glad we were able to work past our problems , you know , and just be together again . kay : so am i . fox : yeah , i 'm going to do my best to make sure that nothing comes between us . kay : i hope nothing ever does . ivy : you and i , we 're not that different . i had ethan , i married julian , and all i could do was think about running away to get back to sam . what about you ? have you thought about that ? if miguel comes back to town , would you just throw fox aside to jump into miguel 's arms ? fox : kay ? something wrong ? kay : no , nothing 's wrong . everything 's fine . everything 's fine . ok , go to fox . fox : come on . here we go . kay 's voice : it 's silly to worry about miguel . he 's never coming back , at least not without charity . pilar : oh , boy . little ethan was so tired , he fell asleep before i could get him into the pajamas . kay : i know , he was really tired , and so are you , honey . let 's go take her back to bed . fox : ok . pilar : bye . fox : say , `` bye , good night . merry christmas ! `` [ phone rings ] pilar : hello ? miguel : mama , it 's miguel . merry christmas . pilar : what ? ay , dios mio ! [ scene_break ] theresa : alistair . alistair : where have you been , my wife , hmm ? theresa : look , i just need to get to bed . excuse me . alistair : ah , that 's exactly what i had in mind . i 've had a very upsetting evening . i need a distraction . theresa : come on , get off ! let me go ! alistair : just shut up and kiss me ! [ scene_break ] pilar : where are you ? are you coming home ? kay : pilar , who is that ? miguel : mama , do n't tell anyone i 'm on the phone . i do n't want anyone to know i called . [ scene_break ] alistair : you do n't know how much this turns me on . theresa : leave me alone ! alistair : not a chance ! theresa : stop ! do n't do this ! alistair : oh ! theresa : do n't ever touch me again ! alistair : ugh . just where do you think you 're going , back to ethan , hmm ? theresa : anywhere as long as i 'm away from you ! alistair : you 've got nowhere to go and nowhere to hide , nowhere to hide at all . do you think that ethan will ever want to lay eyes on you again , huh ? theresa : of course he will ! alistair : oh , no , not after gwen tells him that you tried to murder me with poisoned food and instead ethan was the one who ate it and ended up in a coma , right ? theresa : you make it sound like i was trying to kill ethan ! it was you ! alistair : no , you did try to kill him ! you did . that 's the reason he 's been in that coma for so long . the man will never forgive you . theresa : oh , yeah , he will once he knows that gwen wanted to take him off life support but i wanted to keep him alive ! now , get off of me ! alistair : theresa ! someone is playing a big joke on me , and if i find out you 're involved , i will destroy you ! do you hear me ? [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] nurse : time for your medication , sir . ethan : great . what am i taking now ? nurse : a sedative because dr. russell wants you well - rested before she 'll release you from the hospital . would you like a cot brought in so you can sleep here tonight , ms. winthrop ? gwen : that is a wonderful idea . ethan : wait a minute , that 's not a good idea , no . i ca n't allow you to stay here , honey . you 're exhausted . you need to go home and get some sleep . gwen : i want to . ethan : please do n't make me feel guiltier about this whole thing . gwen : guilty ? what do you have to feel guilty about ? ethan : honey , you have n't slept in days . i can see it in your eyes . please , i 'll be fine . gwen : honey , i just got you back . i do not want to leave you . ethan : i will be fine . it 's not like i 'm going to go into another coma , right ? right , nurse ? nurse : it 's highly unlikely . ethan : see ? there you go . gwen : look -- ethan : i 'll be fine . i just need some rest , that 's all . gwen : honey , i really hate the thought of leaving you . ethan : one more time -- i will be fine . ok ? gwen : all right , well , i 'm at least going to stay here till you fall asleep , ok ? gwen 's voice : i know you 'll be fine . i 'm just so worried that theresa 's going to try to sneak in here again . nurse : he 'll be well taken care of , mrs. winthrop . gwen : i know he will . thank you . gwen 's voice : if i catch theresa trying to see ethan again , i am going to kill her . [ scene_break ] sheridan : make love to me , chris . make love to me . [ scene_break ] chad : whitney , do n't go . whitney : please stop asking me to stay , chad . my heart is already breaking . i 'm never going to see my son again . i love you . i love you so much . and i 'm sorry that i ca n't be with you . chad : what am i supposed to tell him about his mother when he starts asking questions ? whitney : well , tell him that i love him very much and that i did what i had to do so that i would n't completely ruin his life . and that his family will always be there for him . they love you so much . look , i know it 's going to be a long time before you completely understand this , but i know one day you will . i 'm not strong enough . i ca n't stay away from your father . i 'm not strong enough to resist temptation . chad : hey , i can be strong enough for both of us , baby . please , do n't leave . whitney : chad , you 're not strong enough , ok ? you know what 's going to happen if i stay here . chad : look at theresa . she did n't give up on ethan and a miracle happened . he 's back , he 's alive , whitney . whitney : but what about my miracle ? huh ? why did n't i get what i prayed for ? because without my miracle , i ca n't be with you . [ scene_break ] woman : where are you , alistair ? i have another surprise for you . second woman : mr. crane . there you are . can i get you a drink ? alistair : yes . woman : you all right ? you 're not still upset about that ad in the newspaper , are you ? alistair : no , i 'm not upset at all . just a little annoyed . ah . thank you . i think i 'll have everyone in harmony over at my place for new year 's eve . i can see who thinks that this ad is so funny . i guess i 'll just assemble all of my enemies . woman : your enemies ? alistair : yes , the usual suspects -- the bennetts , the russells , the lopez- fitzgeralds , and even some of my family members who have betrayed me like sheridan . they have no idea what kind of pain is coming their way . woman : no , alistair , you have no idea of the pain that 's coming to you . [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , chris . chris : i love you , sheridan . i love you . [ scene_break ] gwen : good night , sweetheart . i will see you first thing in the morning . theresa : it 's a good thing i 'm in this uniform . theresa : my god . it 's gwen . if she sees me , i 'm dead . [ scene_break ] sheridan : oh , chris . chris : i love you , sheridan . [ scene_break ] whitney : i have to go . chad : no , no , no , wait , wait . i need to know what you prayed for . what christmas miracle did you pray for ? whitney : it 'll never happen , chad . chad : what was it ? whitney : nothing 's going to change . i mean , you 're my brother . nothing can ever change that . chad : you prayed that somehow that we were n't brother and sister ? whitney : it 's stupid . it does n't matter anyway . i have to go . chad : please , do n't go . whitney : i ca n't stay here , chad . it 's wrong . goodbye . [ scene_break ] kay : pilar , who is that ? miguel : mama , please do n't tell them it 's me . pilar : all right . it 's just one of my cousins calling to wish me merry christmas , that 's all . i have n't spoken to him in a long time . kay : oh . ok . pilar : where have you been ? we have n't heard from you in such a long time . miguel : i know . i 'm sorry . i have a lot to tell you , mama . pilar : so , are you coming home ? miguel : yes , but do n't tell anyone . i want it to be a surprise . pilar : ok . this is the best christmas present ever . so did you find charity ? are you bringing her home , too ? [ scene_break ] theresa : thank goodness . theresa : i love you very much , ethan . i made a promise to god that i would give you up . i do n't think i can . how can i ? [ scene_break ] woman : open your present , alistair . that gift will remove any doubt you still have about me . second woman : oh , i almost forgot -- there was a gift for you under the tree in the living room that you never opened . alistair : a gift from whom ? woman : i do n't know . woman : there 's no card , but it is beautifully wrapped . alistair : all right . let 's see what we have here . ok . ah . ok . what the hell is this ? woman : mr. crane , this is very strange . red rose petals ? that scent ? alistair : got to be something else in here . woman : my god , it 's a knife ? you could 've been hurt . who would send something like this ? [ next_on ] tabitha : if we had any sense , we 'd get a bed and stay there until new year 's is over . theresa : did you tell him that you tried to kill him ? would n't your husband just love to know that . alistair : all the secrets of harmony are going to come out tonight . ivy : we 're not going to this party , and that is that .
alistair visits judge o'reilly to find out why he let noah out of jail after al had ordered him not to . the judge tells him a woman they both know , who is supposed to be dead , forced him to do it . alistair thinks he 's lying , that the woman ca n't be back , but the judge assures him it 's true . sheridan and chris make love , after he tells her he thinks it 's real love , not a rebound . she makes sure their first time is perfect . gwen fusses over ethan , making sure he 's comfortable and not wanting anything . she tells him why he was in the coma , making sure he knows theresa poisoned him while trying to kill alistair again , but she made sure not to mention the fact he would have been dead if theresa had n't kidnapped him and kept him out of her reach . theresa wants to talk to him so he will know , but gwen vows she will never see him again , and pilar warns her if she breaks her vow to god he will never forgive her . of course , neither threat stops her , and she 's soon dressed as a nurse , skulking the halls for her chance to talk to him .
fancy : i am glad you did n't leave . luis : you kidding me ? there 's no other place i 'd rather be . when you came out of that coma , that was the christmas gift that i 'd prayed for . but maybe you are right . maybe we should talk about what happened at the stakeout ... the attack . fancy : um , yeah , i know i brought it up before , but i ca n't talk about it . luis : i do n't want to push you either . in fact , the doctor said not to . fancy : ok , good . luis : fancy , you 're almost a full - fledged cop now . you know the routine . too much time has passed already . i need to catch this guy , asap . fancy : i 'm sorry . i ca n't . ok ? i just ca n't . [ scene_break ] tabitha : well , anyone for a refill ? norma and edna : oh , i do ! i do ! norma : 'cause , baby , it 's cold outside . edna : ah , but it 's nice and warm and toasty inside . woo ! tabitha 's voice : can i really trust these two ? i mean , they tried to chop me into a pile of bloody body parts many times before , but tonight they 've been quite delightful company . can leopards really change their spots ? can old dogs learn new tricks ? edna : oh ! say , normie ! did you ever have an eskimo kiss ? norma : i ca n't say that i have , edna . edna : well , get over here , you naughty nanook , i 'm gon na teach you ! tabitha : hey , hey , hey , hey , hey . come now , ladies . none of that . what you two do in the privacy of your own asylum is your own business . edna : her asylum . tabitha : when you are in my house , i 'll ask you to keep your noses to yourselves , capiche ? [ scene_break ] julian : what happened ? i feel like i was hit by a truck . oh , my . i should have stopped at 12 . ivy : oh , what did i do ? oh -- oh ! oh , my head . julian and ivy : ah ! [ scene_break ] whitney : thank you . theresa : here . whitney : oh ! theresa : what do you think ? what do you think ? whitney : honey ... come here . whitney : this is amazing . it 's truly like wonderland . theresa : well , it 's my gift to you . whitney : how did you even do this ? i mean , how did you even have the time ? theresa : well , i had my ways . i wanted everything to be perfect . i did talk to your mom and dad about a few things to be sure everything was ok . rebecca : i would have added a little more glitz , but then , that 's me . anyway , thank goodness there 's champagne . theresa : everyone , if you do n't have a glass , please get one . thank you . you know , we dreamed about our wedding day since we were little girls , and now it 's here for you , so , i 'm just really happy that one of us had our dream come true . chad : is n't this something , man ? i mean , theresa really outdid herself . jared : yeah , yeah . it 's gorgeous , man . congratulations . chad : thanks . you know , you better put that away before theresa sees it . when are you going to propose to her anyway ? jared : i keep trying , man . something always happens , though . i am going to by the end of the night , though , i am . i just hope she says yes . chad : me , too . jared : hey . wedding 's over , man . there 's no reason for jitters anymore . chad : yeah , i know . now i 'm just relieved no one tried to stop the wedding , you know . jared : you really think there was a possibility ? chad : you know there was . jared : yeah . well , it 's over now , man . no one objected . chad : yeah . you know , i almost had a heart attack when gwen yelled when she saw that mouse . i just hope forever everybody holds their peace . theresa : everyone , i would like to propose a toast to the happy couple . chad , come on down . whitney : hey . theresa : so , to mr. and mrs. chad harris - crane . may you have a lifetime of happily wedded bliss . everyone : here here . fox : cheers . everyone : oh ! [ scene_break ] ivy : oh , julian crane , how dare you ? what are you doing in bed with me ? julian : what am i doing in bed with you ? why do n't you look around ? this is my bedroom . what are you doing here with me ? ivy : wha -- oh , no , no , no . what have i done ? { i think i should go . julian : well , you know , you could stay here . i mean , in the house , in your room ivy : i suppose i could . just temporarily . julian : yes , it might be very , very wise for us to be close in case they call about fancy . } julian : i fear that we have been very , very bad , my dear . ivy : oh no . no , no , no , no ! [ scene_break ] edna : i would be glad to pay you tuesday for another martimmy today ! norma : you are adorable . edna : thank you . norma : you are . yes you are ! coochie - coochie - coo ! ah - ha ! she looks exactly like i did at her age . woo , we could be twins ! have you seen my pictures ? my baby pictures ? oh , i was famous . oh yes . edna : wait a minute . you mean they took mugshots of toddlers ? norma : no , that was in second grade . edna : oh . you know , endora reminds me of somebody . i 've been living in this town my whole life . now who is it that you look like ? tabitha : well , another refill , ladies ? ha ha ! but you want to be careful , because my recipe packs quite a punch . edna : i know ! so do i ! boom ! tabitha : ladies , ladies , please ! no fisticuffs ! [ scene_break ] theresa : yoo ! whitney : um , mm , excuse me . thank you guys for coming , seriously , and celebrating this beautiful day . i appreciate it . chad : i 'll drink to that . you know , i never thought this day would come , but thank god it has . theresa : everyone , please , help me make this a day that whitney and chad never forget . eat , drink , and be merry . rebecca : for tomorrow -- gwen : mother . whitney : theresa , honey , thank you so much . chad : yeah , theresa , you 've outdone yourself here . thank you . theresa : you 're welcome . i 'd do anything for whitney . so you better treat her right , or you 're going to be speaking to me , baby . chad : i will , i will , promise . theresa : all right , well , i guess it 's time for the song , huh ? excuse me , can you please play whitney and chad 's special song ? whitney : how did you know about this ? chad : i told her . mrs. harris - crane , would you like to dance ? whitney : i 'd love to . chad : all right . [ scene_break ] gwen : you 're crying ? rebecca : oh , i always cry at a girl 's first wedding . i mean , because no matter how many she has , it 's always that first husband you think of when you 're low . ethan : theresa must be out of her mind . that guy is such bad news . tell you what , as soon as j.t . delivers that information on jared 's background , that guy is history . gwen : yeah , and so are we . only j.t . did n't deliver the goods , he took them to `` daily private lives . `` rebecca : yeah , and when the tabloid hits the stands , we are dead meat . at least we wo n't be alone . i mean everyone who has been blackmailed is going to be exposed . [ scene_break ] fox : god , is n't this great ? the only thing that 's going to top this is our wedding , love . kay : i know , it 's beautiful . [ scene_break ] noah : who died , miguel ? miguel : what ? noah : it 's a wedding . you 're supposed to be happy and cheerful . you look like you just lost your best friend . miguel : worse . i just lost my best girl . [ scene_break ] luis : fancy . fancy , do n't you think that it might help you to talk about it ? look , i have no idea what a nightmare it was for you to go through that , but i do know that it helps people to talk to someone about it . can you give me a description of the guy ? fancy : no . he wore -- he wore that ski mask the whole time . luis : all right , well , what about something unusual ? maybe he had a scar , a tattoo , anything ? fancy : no , no , i ca n't , ok ? i do n't want to remember anything . luis : hey . hey , fancy , i do n't want to hurt you . fancy : well then do n't . just leave me alone . luis : do n't do this to yourself , okay . fancy : do you think i can help it , luis ? i hate this . i hate what happened . i mean , how could it ? i 'm a trained police officer , right , or cadet . i am supposed to stop things like this from happening to anyone , but no . stupid old fancy walked right into it and made herself a victim . luis : it 's not your fault . fancy : of course it is . you told me not to go to that stakeout but as usual , i knew better and went anyway . luis : yeah , you were wrong to defy an order , but you ca n't blame yourself for a criminal 's actions . fancy , burt got jumped , too . and if kelly had been there , she 'd probably be lying in this bed right now . fancy : i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry , luis . luis : i 'm sorry , too . more sorry than you 'll ever know . look , all we can do now is find this guy and bring him to justice so he does n't ever do this to another woman , ok ? and for that , i need your help . [ scene_break ] edna : well , you know what , tabs , i bet this holiday we 're not supposed to name has tuckered out the little one . tabitha : yes , yes . as a matter of fact , i think it 's time for endora to have a little nap . come along , sweetheart , let 's go . endora : i forgot my turtle . tabitha : yes , we 'll take turtle and lizard , too . come along . uh , ladies , please keep the noise down to a low roar . norma : i 'll make sure they do n't act up . tabitha : here , sleepy . i 've got you . well , we 've lost our fourth for bridge . but is n't this nice ? i 'm so glad we 've decided to bury the hatchet . this is so much more civilized than trying to chop me into little bits , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] ivy : is the aspirin still -- julian : yeah . ivy : in here . ivy : you 're going to ruin your stomach doing that . julian : sounds like a comment a wife would make . ivy : oh . julian : well , that was certainly unexpected , dear . ivy : yes , oh yes , julian . of all the things i imagined doing this morning when i woke up , making love to you was nowhere near my list . julian : really , dear , it does make a sort of perverse sense , though , does n't it ? i mean , we were married for over 20 years . ivy : oh please . do n't remind me . julian : no , think of it -- think of it , ivy . we 've both been hurt by people . you by what 's - his - name , sam . me by eve . i mean , very often , divorced people find themselves back in bed together . ivy : not your bed , julian . please . not in a million years . what did you put in those drinks ? some kind of kickapoo joy juice ? julian : listen . berating ourselves is not going to change the facts . ivy : oh . oh , what is -- who is throwing a party ? julian : well i have -- i have no idea , but it 's going to stop . because my head wo n't take it . i am going to investigate . ivy : oh , wait , wait . i 'm -- i 'm coming with you . [ scene_break ] t.c . : excuse me , young lady . would you dance with your old man ? whitney : daddy . look at you ! eve : son - in - law ? chad : would you like to dance , mother - in - law ? jared : my lady ? theresa : i would love to . ethan : look at her . what a big mistake . where the hell is j.t . cornell , huh ? please . voicemail . voicemail again , great . where did he disappear to ? [ scene_break ] rebecca : so , are you worried , honey ? gwen : are n't you ? rebecca : well , of course i am . but at least everybody here is in the same boat . i mean , j.t . was blackmailing practically everybody in town . and my guess is , he is long gone . [ scene_break ] fox : everybody ? come on , let 's dance . love ? kay : let me put this down . [ scene_break ] noah : you know , trying to understand women is -- is impossible . i should know . miguel . miguel : hmm ? noah : still brooding over kay ? miguel : what else is new ? noah : she ever give you a reason for her big change of heart ? miguel : no . nothing . absolutely nothing at all . she hates me , and believe me , it 's frustrating . because one minute she says she loves me and wants to marry me , and the next she 's turned her back and says she never wants to see me again . noah : something big must have happened . miguel : but what ? why ca n't she give me at least a clue ? [ scene_break ] julian : what the hell is happening in here ? ivy : oh , oh , oh ! julian : no , no , no . we 're in this together . ivy : oh , god . rebecca : pookie , no ! not ivy . i mean , if you 're going to face public disgrace due to your disgusting sex life , you should be sharing it with me . eve : julian , you and ivy ? sam : well , i can see your broken heart has healed . ivy : no , sam , it really was n't like that . i did n't -- rebecca : pookie , how could you ? after all we 've meant to each other . julian : i told you , those little trysts lately were for fun . rebecca : fine , but -- but with ivy ? with cold - hearted , cold - blooded ivy ? i mean , what is it you call her ? you call her a -- a leech , a -- a -- a bag of bones , a witch in bitch 's clothing ? julian : no , that last part was you . rebecca : oh , yeah . oops . no , no , sorry . no , no , no . you say that she 's a pariah , the succubus , and the harpy from hell . julian : all right , that 's enough . i think they get the idea , dear . ivy : how dare you call me names like that ? julian : you 've said much worse about me . ivy : only behind your back . not out in public where everybody can see . rebecca : ivy , believe me , those are the only -- the names i can say in public . the other ones are not for mixed company . julian : all right , now stop it ! you 're both hurting me . now , just stop it ! ivy : oh , please . rebecca , this is my fight tonight . back off ! and you -- you 're just beginning to know what hurt is . julian : ah ! [ scene_break ] tabitha : ha ha ! it 's a good thing endora 's such a good sleeper . she could sleep through anything . but that 's what this holiday we ca n't name is all about , really , is n't it ? children . edna : i thought the little witch would never go to sleep . norma : good things come to those who wait . edna : do we drop the nice act now . norma : just a little longer , edna . wait till the old witch 's guard is completely down , then wham - o ! it 's tabby mincemeat pie on the menu . edna : oh , ok , but then let 's let her make another batch of these . norma : shh , smile . easier to catch flies with honey than vinegar . edna : we 're gon na need a lot of honey to catch a fly that size . [ scene_break ] luis : come on , fancy , let it out . tell me everything that you remember about the attack . fancy : no , i ca n't . luis : sure you can . hey , listen . i 'm here . just get your strength from me . fancy : i -- i must have blacked out most of it . luis : just tell me what you remember . { fancy : no , do n't . man : that 's it . fight back . i like it . } fancy : no , i do n't want to remember any of it . just leave me alone . i do n't want to -- no ! please , no ! stop it ! luis : fancy , calm down . fancy : let me go ! get away from me ! luis : fancy , calm down . luis : calm down . it 's me . shh . it 's me , it 's ok , it 's ok , it 's ok . i love you . i love you . it 's ok , it 's ok . it 's ok , it 's ok . ok . [ scene_break ] tabitha : well , who 's ready for dessert ? it 's pecan pie . edna and norma : ooh ! homemade ? tabitha : yes . norma : with whipped cream ? tabitha : yes . norma : let me at it . tabitha : i 'll go get it . edna : oh , no , no , no , no , no , no . tabby , for heaven 's sakes . you have been on your feet all night . so we 'll do the cleanup and bring you dessert . tabitha : oh , well , that 's very sweet of you . but , uh , cleanup is no problem in this household . edna : say , that is handy . tabitha : ha ha , yes . witchcraft does have its advantages . norma : well , you just relax . do n't move a muscle . tabitha : all right , if you insist , actually i do feel a little tired . edna : well , you just get all comfy - cozy and we 're gon na bring dessert right in . norma : we may even bring you a little surprise . tabitha : oh , for me ? how sweet ! tabitha : shows how wrong you can be about people . i wonder what brought about the monumental change in those two , huh ? could it be the christmas spirit ? [ scene_break ] fox : hey , dad , welcome to the party . what are you doing ? this is chad and whitney 's wedding . julian : this is my home . i can act any way i damn well please . speaking of weddings , how is your -- yours progressing ? fox : oh , it 's going beautifully . thank you for asking , father . julian : now hurry up and marry her so we can get her ready to be a true crane wife . fox : yeah , whatever you say , dad . rebecca : ah ! ivy : well , if you 'll all excuse me , i think i 'll get dressed . whitney , congratulations on the occasion of your wedding . i hope your marriage is more successful than mine . julian : well , i must say , everyone , i 'm quite sorry for the interruption , and i , uh -- congratulations , my dear girl . ethan : ca n't we ever just have a normal party in this house ? [ scene_break ] miguel : does that look like a guy that 's dying to you ? noah : um , maybe he 's just trying to live out his life to the fullest while he still can . miguel : maybe , but he 's supposed to be dying , right ? so should n't he be weak or sick or something ? i mean , look at this guy . he looks like he could run a marathon right now . you know , i 'm starting to get a little suspicious about this whole terminal illness . what if fox is n't dying ? noah : what ? miguel : i have n't been able to stop thinking about it , noah . do you remember when i told you how convenient it was when we overheard him on the phone with his doctor , just as kay was about to break the news to him ? that 's when he found out he was dying . noah : so ? it 's a coincidence , miguel . miguel : he 's a crane , noah . what if he set the whole thing up ? what if he saw me with kay and lied about dying so that she would feel guilty and stay with him ? [ scene_break ] jared : i do n't mean to pull you away from your guests , but there 's something i 've got to ask you . theresa : and we keep getting interrupted . jared : yes , but not this time , tess . simone : ok , everybody , now 's the time for all unmarried women to get to the foot of the stairs . whitney 's about to toss the bouquet . whitney : oh , my god ! theresa , theresa , you have to be there . come on , come on , come on ! theresa : ok . i 'll be right back , ok ? jared : i 'll be waiting . theresa : all right . whitney : over there . ok , ok . paloma : one chance , ladies . whoever catches the bouquet is the next one to be married . kay : right here . whitney : one , two , three ! [ scene_break ] fancy : i 'm sorry , luis . i did n't meant to hit you . i remember . i remember what it was like being ... r - r - raped . it was like it was happening all over again . just please do n't make me remember any more , please , please . [ scene_break ] tabitha : mm , no wonder these mortals enjoy this holiday so much . it really is very relaxing . norma : a bloody merry christmas , tabby ! tabitha : ah , i knew this was too good to be true ! edna : happy new year ! tabitha : help me , endora , help me , help me ! i 'm being attacked by two fiends . norma : come on , edna ! edna : go , norma ! [ scene_break ] paloma : no ! you caught it , fair and square . you know the rules . simone : yeah , but the laws in this state will have to change drastically before i 'm the next bride in town . paloma : then they should drastically , right ? [ scene_break ] miguel : bad luck , you dropping that bouquet . i hope it does n't mean your wedding 's cursed . kay : how dare you say that . miguel : i wonder if it 's like breaking a mirror ? seven years ' bad luck . kay : well , i 'm not superstitious . miguel : maybe you should be . kay : look , leave me alone . miguel : maybe fox is kay 's bad luck . i think this guy 's up to something . and if i can prove to kay that fox really is n't dying , maybe she 'll break off the wedding and come back to me . [ scene_break ] noah : you did n't try very hard to catch that bouquet . paloma : me ? i do n't see marriage in my near future . i already turned down a proposal this year . noah : you did ? paloma : mm - hmm . noah : from who ? paloma : none of your business , mr. nosy . noah : mm . paloma : besides , before i get married , i have to fall in love . noah : well , i do n't see any mistletoe anywhere . i wonder if i 'm too old for christmas wishes ? paloma : como ? noah : paloma , do you know the english expression , `` where there 's a will , there 's a way `` ? [ scene_break ] ethan : hi , ethan winthrop . and you are ? man : uh , not a guest . is j.t . cornell here ? ethan : now that 's funny you said that . i 'm looking for him myself . man : i 'm vincent clarkson . i used to work with j.t . before he left `` daily private lives . `` ethan : hold on , that 's where you work ? vincent : yeah , he shoved this envelope under the paper 's door earlier with a note that said it contained contents for tomorrow 's front page . gwen : keep your emergency flask , because we are finished . rebecca : look , let 's just go get a car and get out of town , ok ? ethan : j.t . gave you the information that he promised me . where is it ? i want it . god knows i paid for it . vincent : sorry , i ca n't . i do n't have it . except for the note , this envelope j.t . left for the paper was empty . rebecca : did you hear that ? gwen : oh , today might just be my lucky day . [ scene_break ] theresa : attention , everyone . the bride and groom are about to cut the cake . nice . whitney : wow , honey , it is beautiful . it really is . theresa : thanks , i just , you know , i hope it tastes as good as it looks . now , every layer is a different flavor . i wanted a couple more , but , you know . i could n't fit it in . whitney : right , exactly . chad : well , are you ready , mrs. harris - crane ? whitney : yes , i am . whitney : ok ? chad : hey , theresa , you sure somebody did n't leave this cake in the oven too long ? whitney : no , no , it 's like , wait a second . it 's seriously like there 's something inside there . theresa : well , you know , keep trying . whitney : ok . put some muscle into it . theresa : yeah , come on now ! [ scene_break ] luis : it 's all right . it 's ok . it 's ok . fancy : i ca n't remember any more for you , ok ? i ca n't . please do n't make me . luis : i wo n't , i wo n't . i 'm not going to push you any more tonight , ok ? fancy : not ever . luis : ok , rest . fancy : i ca n't . i do n't know if i can rest . every time i close my eyes , i just see that ski mask . luis : all right . fancy , listen to me . listen to me , ok ? fancy : mm - hmm . luis : i swear to you , i 'll find this guy . and when i find him , i 'll bring him to justice . he is n't ever going to do this to another woman , ok ? fancy : ok . thank you . luis : ok , come on . ok . tabitha : hey , hey , hey ! edna : oh ! oh , wait a minute there . norma : oh , get out of the way , we got ta get her . edna : whoo ! money , money , money ! norma : get out of the way ! edna : money , money , money , ah ! tabitha : oh , endora ! endora , help ! help me ! norma : too late , witchy - poo ! you 're mine ! edna : yeah ! you 're cat food , lenox ! the little witch is dead to the world in there , probably dreaming of sugarplums ! tabitha : oh , help me , sweet pea ! these two goons are after me ! they 're trying to kill me ! tabitha : yeah , sure i 'm sure ! here , give mommy some juice ! edna and norma : oh ! edna : oh what -- norma : this is n't supposed to happen . tabitha : this is my little holiday surprise . edna : get off me , you big lug , you 're crushing me . norma : ow , you 're crushing me . edna : yeah , like that 'll ever happen . tabitha : i do n't care who crushes who as long as you both get crushed ! thank you , sweet pea . thank you , you 've saved mommy 's life again ! edna : what 's down there ? norma : oh no , not again ! tabitha : that 's right ! you 've met my little friends before . norma : and whipped their fiery little butts . tabitha : yeah , but not this time . this time they 're stronger . edna : oh , heavenly angels , not the burning pit ! norma : oh , just hang on to me , edna . we 'll go down fighting . edna : i do n't want to go down at all . tabitha : oh , thank you for spending the holidays with me , ladies . nighty- night ! norma and edna : ah ! tabitha : ah , peace and quiet . now , that 's the way to spend the holidays . norma : i 'll get you , tabitha lenox ! if it 's the last thing i do ! [ scene_break ] whitney : ok , maybe we should just give up on it . i mean -- theresa : i 'm just going to have to have a little talk with the caterer . sam : should i go get my chainsaw out of the truck ? chad : hey , hey , do n't laugh . i know this sounds weird , but i think there 's actually something in there . sam : in the cake ? chad : yeah , yeah , look . rebecca : this calls for another drink . woman : who would do something like that ? i 've never seen anything like it . second woman : oh , my god . [ next_on ] eve : this is shocking . i mean , even for harmony . whitney : there 's a dead body in my wedding cake . fancy : you 're nothing but a cold , heartless bitch .
luis tried to get fancy to remember her attack so she could tell him something that would help find the rapist , but she did n't want to do that . she got very upset , but luis managed to calm her down . chad and whitney 's wedding celebration moved to the crane mansion . simone caught the bouquet , then bemoaned the fact that unless the law is changed , she wo n't be able to marry anyone . julian and ivy , waking up in the same bed and scaring each other senseless , went down to see what was happening dressed only in blankets and sheets and caused quite a stir . after they left , chad and whitney tried to cut their wedding cake , but something inside kept them from doing it . when they tried to see what it was , a dead body fell out . jared tried once again to propose to theresa but they were interrupted again .
tabitha : ooh , goblins , toenails , it 's bright in here . oh . why ca n't snow be black , endora ? much more restful , and of course , mommy 's favorite color . oh . oh , there . oh , that 's a lot better . oh , endora , will you please make mommy a nice cup of coffee , huh ? huh ? [ tabitha chuckles ] tabitha : thank you , my clever little witchlet . and now we 'll have a nice hot bowl of oatmeal on this cold winter day , huh ? sheridan and luis ' wedding day . but firs , let 's tune in to harmony 's news and world report . oh , look , endora ! there 's daddy . and he looks so happy . oh , well , do n't worry -- it wo n't last , not if our assassin - in - training rebecca has anything to do with it , huh ? julian : here you are . eve : thank you , julian . lord knows i need this . i feel like i did n't get a wink of sleep last night . julian : well , my god . it 's not surprising considering the divorce . i mean , it 's -- ending a marriage is difficult no matter how long or short . and it 's something i 'm going to have to face very soon . rebecca : oh -- i 'm sorry . i did n't know that the two of you were in here . listen , do n't mind me . i 'll just go get some coffee in the kitchen . julian : rebecca ? do n't go . there 's something we must discuss . it 's important . simone : dad and aunt liz missed this one . unbelievable how different this christmas was from last year . then we were a family . mom and dad were happy , whitney was in love with chad . and now , whitney 's living with fox and having his baby , mom and dad are divorced . nothing ever stays the same . liz : simone , i do n't mean to eavesdrop . liz : honey , i know everything 's different and i think that you must be feeling pretty lonely right now , but it 'll pass . simone , i 'd never try to take your mother 's place , but i want you to know that i 'm here for you and whitney and for your father if you need me . and if you 'll let me , i 'll be glad to help . simone : that 's good to know . thank you , aunt liz . woman 's voice : you have reached the harmony hospital d.n.a . lab . sorry -- theresa : why are n't they open yet , huh ? it 's after 9 : 00 . that 's what it is . it 's the stupid snow ! well , i need these results ! i need them back so i can prove that my baby is really my baby with ethan . sweetheart , you got to be patient , ok , because this was the last christmas that we 'll spend apart , because once i get those results back , they are going to prove that you have a brand - new baby sister , and ethan 's going to come back to me , and the four of us are going to be one big , happy family . woman 's voice : you have reached the harmony hospital d.n.a . lab . sorry we 're closed -- gwen : damn it ! ethan : honey , what is it ? gwen : oh , sweetheart , i 'm sorry i woke you up . i have called the lab 10 times already . why are n't they open yet ? i 'm sorry . i need to calm down . i just -- i have n't slept at all . ethan : yeah , i barely did , too . gwen : honey , i need to get those d.n.a . test results . if i do n't get them soon , i 'm going to go crazy . i have got to be with my little girl . i have to be with her ! ethan : shh -- come here . stop . shh , shh . gwen : oh , god ! sheridan : hmm . oh , no ! oh , god . luis is n't supposed to be here . it 's bad luck for him to see me before the wedding . oh . it 's that damn fireplace . every time we light it up , we ca n't keep our hands off each other . hmm , bad boy . you were supposed to leave last night , but you didn't . god , i love you . today is just going to be the first day of so many happy times to come as mr . and mrs . luis lopez - fitzgerald . beth : oh , i ca n't wait till luis and sheridan find out that mrs . wheeler is none other than sheridan 's mother , katherine crane . the wedding will be off , and luis will be mine . hmm . mrs. wallace : you did n't make coffee . precious , the only thing worse than a psycho is a lazy psycho ! [ precious shrieks ] mrs. wallace : oh . oh , oh , oh , oh . precious , please pipe down . the old girl here has got a bit of a hangover . that eggnog was a killer . uh - oh . a wedding dress -- oh , what are you up to now ? beth : i am making plans for my new life . what else ? today is the day that luis and sheridan will be torn apart forever . mrs. wallace : uh - huh . so why waste a perfectly good wedding , right ? you know , he 'll throw the love of his life out of the church and put her ring on your finger -- is that right , hmm ? beth : stranger things have happened . and maybe he wo n't marry me today , but soon , very soon . mrs. wallace : sorry , missy . [ mrs. wallace laughs ] singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life [ mrs. wallace laughs ] beth : stop laughing at me . you 're always making fun of me . mrs. wallace : then wake up and smell the coffee ! oh , i forgot -- you did n't make any . hey , precious , make some of your joltin ' java , por favor , huh ? hmm . you , missy -- you are living in cloud cuckoo land . you really think that luis is going to let a gorgeous , rich , sweet , loving -- did i say `` rich `` ? oh , yeah -- woman slip through with a whacked - out psycho loono bin cuckoo clock like you , huh ? beth : you just watch me , mother . mrs. wallace : oh . beth : when i tell them that mrs . wheeler is really the suppoedly dead katherine crane , all hell is going to break loose . she destroyed luis ' family and he hates her . and you know sheridan -- she 's such a sap . she 'll fall right into her arms and be , like , `` oh , welcome home , mother . `` well , i 'll tell you , luis will never forgive her . he will break it off , and then i 'm going to step right into her place . mrs. wallace : bethie ? oh , yeah , you 're delusional and i do n't care what kindki of proof you think you have . katherine crane has been dead for decades and everybody -- i mean , everybody -- knows it ! beth : everyone but me . she is alive and well , and i have got the proof . she has got a birthmark ! mrs. wallace : cuckoo ! cuckoo ! cuckoo ! cuckoo ! cuckoo ! sheridan : i should get up . oh , i just love watching you sleep . making love to you is magic . mmm . luis : wow . [ luis and sheridan laugh ] [ sheridan growls ] luis : i 've never been this happy . nothing can spoil our happiness now . sheridan : nope . luis : no . i ca n't wait to get married . sheridan : hmm . sheridan : luis , look . luis : huh ? sheridan : it 's snowing . oh , come on ! luis : oh . oh . sheridan : oh . so beautiful . a white wedding . luis : i love it when it snows . sheridan : mm - hmm . luis : so quiet and peaceful . sheridan : yeah . luis : yeah . sheridan : yeah . luis : hmm . sheridan : hmm . luis : honey ? sheridan : oh , no ! no , no , no . woman 's voice : you have reached -- theresa : damn ! my god , are n't they ever going to open up ? whew . all right , if that lab does n't open up soon , i 'm going crazy . yes , crazy . oh , just calm down , just calm down . pilar : theresa ? theresa : yeah ? pilar : mija , calm down . theresa : yeah . pilar : listen , why do n't you eat something ? theresa : i 'm not hungry . mama , i 'm not hungry . you know what ? this has been a horrible christmas . pilar : teresita , we got our house back . theresa : no , i know we got our house back , mama , and i am grateful for that . i am grateful to julian crane . i mean , he of all people gave us our home and i 'm very grateful for that , mama , but you know what ? i still do n't have my son . pilar : i know . i know it 's been hard . we lost antonio , and your sister paloma can barely stand her own family and , well , your father -- theresa : yeah , he 's been the biggest disappointment i 've ever had . pilar : but , theresa , you know what ? theresa : huh ? pilar : you have to have confidence in god 's plan . you have to stay positive , think about the positive things , not the bad . i 've been bitter myself this year and for g d reason . last night , i prayed and -- i do n't know . somehow , today everything seems brighter . and your brother luithis going to get married today to sheridan . theresa : i know , mama . i know . and you know what ? today those results are going to come back and they are going to prove that that little girl is mine , not gwen 's . gwen : oh ! why are they still closed ? ethan : ok , come on , come on . listen , you 're going to worry yourself into a nervous breakdown here and you 've got to stop thinking about that baby just for a little bit . now , look , you promised sheridan you 'd help her with the wedding , right ? right ? why do n't you go down to the cottage ? gwen : i don ' think i can do that . ethan : i think you can and you need to or you 're going to go crazy , ok ? go help sheridan . i 'll go help luis . i 'll keep calling the hospital , and the minute they open , i 'll let you know . i promise . ok ? let 's go . gwen : ok . ethan : come on . ethan : please let that baby be gwen 's . t.c . : good morning , ladies . simone : good morning , daddy . liz : good morning , t.c . well , it looks like we sure had quite a christmas . t.c . : well , you know what ? i think this is the worst i 've ever seen it . simone : but i love my new bracelet . i ca n't wait to show it off . liz : and i love my ella fitzgerald c.d.s . oh , there 's never going to be anyone like her . t.c . : well , i 'm glad you like them . liz : i do , but we better get cracking . we 've gowea wedding to go to and christmas to clean up . simone : oh , it 's not that bad . c : you know , i 'll help out , but first , simone , i -- i need to ask your aunt liz something . liz : sure , t.c . what is it ? t.c . : um -- you have been great , you know , helping us through allgh of this nightmar eve . and you 've always been there for me , for whitney and simone . it 's my p , easure .. you know how i feel about the three of you . you 're famil f t.c . : well , i -- -- the feeling is mutual . liz : that 's great to hear , he t.c . t.c . : well , liz , there 's something i need to ask you , something that is very important . liz : what is it ? julian : we must talk , rebecca . eve : uh -- you know , i 'll go upstairs and get dressed , give you some privacy . rebecca : oh , eve . please do n't leave on @ @ @ rebecca : well , julian . what is it ? you know , i do n't have a lot of time . i have to get my nails done before the wedding . julian : this wo n't take long . why do n't you sit down ? julian : we need to talk about our future or the lack of one . rebecca : oh , julian , i -- julian : it 's -- it 's time for the divorce . and i want you out of this house . [ playing theme music ] narrator : lester pearson was 18 years old when he served in world war i as a stretcher bearer and later a pilot . it changed his life . geoffrey pearson : his early experience gave him a mission in life , to find a way of preventing war or of stopping it once it started . narrator : pearson was canada 's foreign affairs minister in 1956 when the suez crisis threatened to explode into world war . he challenged the united nations to take action . lester pearson : uniting for peace . and peace , mr . president , is far more than ceasing to fire . narrator : pearson created the first u.n. peace keeping force , and in november 1956 , it diffused a potential global conflict in the suez . he was awarded the nobel peace prize , and six years later , lester pearson was elected canada 's 14th prime minister . [ playing theme music ] @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ [ playing theme music ] dave thomas : probably about 6th grade , 7th grade , somewhere in there , i realised that i was funny , that i could make people laugh . when i got into second city on stage , that was like , i did n't have any other dream beyond that . dave thomas : i took a huge pay cut from what i was making in advertising , to starting on stage . i was making 145 bucks a week . dave thomas : but it was so much fun . the mackenzie brothers started @ @ @ @ the u.s . version , and the cbc made a special request that that programming be distinctively canadian . dave thomas : koo - roo - koo- koo - koo - koo - koo - koo rick moranis : leave it up , leave it up -- and again . dave thomas : so we thought , so what do you want us to do , put up a map of canada and put on parkas and toques and drink beer and cook back bacon , and the producer came and he said , `` yeah , that would be fin in in in in in inin in in inin in in inin in in in car , like you just wear them on your feet , eh ? dave thomas : you know , and it them became a hit . and it shows you that no matter how hard you try to craft hits , you never really know where it 's going to come from , you know u know know know knowknow know know know know know know know know know know @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ closed caption g provided by : broadcast captioning & consulting services inc . www . closedcaptioning . com singer : you are my passion for life tabitha : oh , you make a hell of a good cup of ccup of cu ofcu of cu of cu of cu of cu ofcu of cu of cu of cu of cu ofcu cu cu cucu cu cu cucu cu & but you have n't drunk very much of your bat 's milk . drink up . you have to get strong , healthy bones . and mommy goes nearly half - blind milking those little bats . there 's a good girl . oh , we have to keep an eye on the mortals . oh . they make such a mess of their lives , poor fools . [ tabitha chuckles ] ta ta ta tata ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta @ @ @ let 's hope you 've inherited more of my genes than his , huh ? a & lr g t , now , lis f you do n't contest this , i will be more than generous in the divorce settlement . me r b a ] i all right . julian : `` all right `` ? did you say `` all right '' ? ight `` ? ht ht ht ht ht htht ht ht htht ht ht htht ht ht htht @ @ on to somebody who does n't want me .. @ @ @ to stand in your way . julian : but i do n't get this . are you sure you 're not going to try to do something maybe to change my mind ? rebecca : no . no , julian , i am giving you your freedom . julian : well , if you 're sincere about this , i 'm forever in your debt . rebecca : okie , of course i am . aw . i just want you to be happy . julian : well , thank you . thank you from the bottom of my heart . thank you , rebecca . rebecca : hmm . @ @ @ @ @ @ @ did you really think i 'd let go of you or your luscious bank account that easily ? no , my dear , you are about to find out what your little becky wecky is made of . luis : what are you doing ? sheridan : i told you a zillion times , it is bad luck for the groom to see the bride before she walks down the aisle . now , you were supposed to leave last night , but no . you just had to seduce me and fall asleep in front of the fireplace . luis : well , i had a little help . ok , and so now , what am i supposed to do ? sheridan : well , what you 're supposed to do now is you 're going to get up and you 're going to go to your mother 's house and you 're going to get ready . and no peeking -- i mean it . luis : well , all i 'm wearing is my underwear ! sheridan : you 're a tough guy . i 'll throw your clothes out in a second . luis : whoa , whoa , sheridan , come on , now , have mercy . sheridan : keep your eyes , shut , ok ? keep them shut . luis : ok , ok . sheridan : ok . there you go , all right ? now , go out . luis : you 're crazy ! sheridan , my shoes ! my feet will freeze ! oh , my god ! sheridan : there . now go to the car and get dressed . what kind of idiot runs around in the snow with no clothes on ? luis : oh , ok . sheridan : nice scarf , by the way . luis : i 'll tell you something -- this is n't over by a long shot . sheridan : aha ! luis : thank you , god . i 'm marrying sheridan crane today and nothing can stop me . sheridan : hmm . race you to the altar , my love . [ doorbell rings ] sheridan : and i am so sorry , gwen . gwen : oh ! sweetheart , congratulations . sheridan : oh ! gwen : god , today 's such a big day . sheridan : thank you . i know -- it 's the biggest day of my life . gwen : why is luis running around half - naked in the snow ? sheridan : oh , you do not even want to know . i just -- i ca n't believe it . i mean , i have never been happier in my life . gwen : well , i know how you feel . i mean , you are going to marry the man of your dreams and -- sheridan : mm - hmm . gwen : you 're going to be able to start a family . sheridan : oh , my god , that reminds me . i -- i 'm so sorry , i forgot . what -- what 's happened with the d.n.a . test ? gwen : i do n't know because the lab guys ca n't get in because of the snow . sheridan : oh . gwen : ethan 's going to call me as soon as they do . just -- sheridan : i 'm so sorry . i 'm praying for you . gwen : thank you . it 's just -- it 's got to be good news , you know ? if this -- if this baby turns out to be theresa 's , that will mean she will have stolen another child from me and i just can not believe in my heart that god would be so cruel . this was my last chance to have a biological child . sheridan : i 'm so sorry . gwen : but , look , i do not want to be a killjoy on the happiest day of your life . sheridan : i do n't see it that way . i see it as this is the start of many happy days to come . you know what ? i want to show you something , @ @ look ! [ gwen chuckles ] sheridan : it 's a surprise for luis . gwen : well , that is adorable . a little small for him , though , do n't you think ? sheridan : it 's for marty . gwen : of course . sheridan : i was hoping that he could be the ring bearer , you know ? luis does n't know . and once i shower , i 'm going to take it over to beth 's . you know , i really hope she likes it . gwen : well , that is a very sweet idea . but i just wish beth was not coming to the wedding . i do not trust that girl . sheridan : oh , gwen . you still do n't like her , do you ? gwen : no ! she 's luis ' ex - girlfriend . and , sheridan , she has a child with him . are you sure she 's not going to try and do anything to ruin your wedding ? sheridan : i know , but you know what ? she 's been wonderful ever since we announced our engagement and , yes , it 's a little unusual , but , you know , beth has really an , she 's ek d % & dus with the wedding . gwen : it just sounds too good to be true , that 's all . mrs. wallace : ok . let me just get this straight , ok ? you are going to stop the wedding by telling luis and sheridan that mrs . wheeler is none other than katherine crane , who has been dead since disco ? beth : wow , you got it in one . mrs. wallace : oh . beth : oh , i ca n't wait to see the looks on their faces . mrs. wallace : bethie . knows that katherine crane is dead ! ok . ok , ok , ok . yeah , all right . let 's just ignore the fact that you are as loco as a squirrel in heat and let 's just imagine that you 're right , ok ? katherine crane is alive , she 's living in the bennett 's b & b with marty fitzgerald , so you tell your story to sheridan . then what , huh ? she rushes to her mama 's knee and wants to find out why she left , why everybody thinks she 's dead , right ? beth : yeah . she 's been babbling about her connection to mrs . wheeler ever since she got back from mexico . she would trample over people to get to her side . mrs. wallace : ok . so , what do you think luis is going to say ? beth : oh , listen , he would be furious , ok ? he hates mrs . wheeler . she 's the one that stole his father from his mother and their family . and you know what ? sheridan would defend her completely , so luis and her will have a huge fight . mrs. wallace : ok ! what about the messenger ? beth : what ? mrs. wallace : oh , is anybody home here ? luis is going to kill the messenger ! god , you break them apart and he will neveill ne ill ne l ne l ne l ne l ne l ne l ne l ne l ne l ne l ne l ne l ne l ne l ne l ne l ne l ne l ne him to lose sheridan . oh , bethie , he is going to hate you until the day you die . so excited about this - that i have to tell you now about the pre- grammy show i 'm hosting in february . here i am with an inside peek ... then jordan 's investigation takes her to las vegas tonight - in this cross- over episode beginning with crossing jordan at 9 , then las vegas at 10 . pilar : ok . [ doorbell rings ] theresa : i 'll get that . you look handsome , luis . ethan . ethan : hi . theresa : oh , my god . it 's the baby , is n't it ? or is it -- is it the lab ? ethan : no , no , no , no -- theresa : because they did n't call me back ! ethan : theresa , theresa , they still ca n't get in because of the snow . i 'm sorry . theresa : oh , no , it 's ok . come on , come in . it 's cold . ethan : yeah , i 'm here because i 'm this guy 's best man . i got my suit in the car , i got a ring . and everything 's set to go . i 'm ready to roll . luis : thanks . you know , i really appreciate this . i know you 've got a lot going on right now . ethan : oh , i 'm happy to do it . come on , i consider sheridan family even though we 're no longer related and you guys make the perfect couple . gwen thinks so , too . luis : good . and i hope that -- that your , you know , problems work out . theresa : so do i . beth : do n't panic , do n't panic . i can figure this out . come on , think . think . ok -- i mean , i 'll just -- i 'll get sheridan alone and then i 'll tell her . mrs. wallace : oh , well , she 'll just tell luis , you know , that you were the one who spilled the beans . he 'll still hate you . beth : oh , no , no ! mrs. wallace : mm - hmm . beth : this is not the way it was supposed to be ! mrs. wallace : ugh ! beth : what am i going to do ? [ doorbell rings ] sheridan : well , hi , precious . may we come in ? gwen : precious is wearing curlers . sheridan : yeah , i -- i guess she wants to look nice for the wedding . gwen : what ? she 's invited ? well , i have to agree with ivy on this . that monkey gives me the willies . mrs. wallace : orangutan . we do n't use the m word @ beth : sheridan , gwen . gwen : hi . mrs. wallace : well , are n't you going to invite them us just mad % a # kdo4 . sheridan : no , thank you so much . i -- we ca n't stay . we have so much to do . but i did want to show you this . i was hoping that little marty could be the ring bearer , you know , as a surprise for luis . beth : oh , that 's such a sweet idea , but no . he 's had a runny nose . i think he 's coming down with a cold and i 'm sorry . i can not jeopardize little marty 's health , even for an important event like , you know -- mrs . wallace : look who 's here ! he 's right as rain . now , you want to see your daddy marry sheridan , do n't you , hmm ? right , kiddo ? sam : rebecca . to what do we owe the pleasure ? anything wrong ? rebecca : yes . sam , everything is wrong . there is a crime spree going on here -- i mean , psychotic santas . someone tried to poison my father - in - law and i think it 's the same person who shot my poor pookie at the cannery . i mean , what is going on ? have you made any kind of headway in these cases ? sam : we 're working 24/7 . you see these ? every cop in this county is pulling overtime on this case . attempted murder is our top priority , even if the victim is alistair crane . rebecca : i 'm sorry , sam . i 'm sorry if i , well , was kind of harsh . sam : well , that would be a first . rebecca : well , have you found out what kind of poison was used on alistair 's cigar ? sam : well , we did get the tox report , but i ca n't divulge any information . just put it this way -- it 's prett if someone gets a dosage of this stuff , they could die in 15 seconds . [ pager beeps ] sam : oh , i got to take this . officer : can i help you , ma'am ? rebecca : well . are n't you sweet ? no , chief bennett was helping me , lieutenant . officer : i 'm just a patrolman , ma'am . rebecca : oh . not for long , i 'm sure . [ rebecca giggles ] rebecca : hmm . `` flataxis . `` such a cute name for a poison . hmm . poor eve . oh , it would be such a shame if someone were to use that on her . eve : i know i probably should 've called before i came over , but i was afraid t.c . would tell me not to come . julian : oh , please . certainly he wo n't mind you giving the girls chris mas presents . eve : i do n't know . liz : what is it , t.c . ? you look so nervous . t.c . : well , i thought it might be appropriate w h luis and sheridan 's wedding and all , you know -- um -- liz : t.c . , whatever it is , just go ahead and ask me , please . t.c . : liz , you know i ca n't get down on one knee . but will you marry me ? liz : marry you ? t.c . : yes . nothing would make me happier . liz : yes . yes ! a million times , yes , t.c . ! [ t.c . chuckles ] t.c . : oh , thank you . simone : oh , my god , that is amazing . wait till i tell whitney . i guess we 're going to have to call you mom now instead of aunt liz ! eve : `` mom `` ? i 'm your mom , simone , not this vicious backstabbing liar ! simone : mom ? liz : oh , eve , you really should knock . this is n't your home anymore . t.c . : what the hell are you doing here , and how dare you bring hi to my house . you two have done enough damage . eve : well , i do n't want this witch anywhere around my girls , so get her ut of this house ! t.c . : i am not going to let you speak to my future wife that way . she 's going to make a great stepmother and there 's nothing you can say about it . eve : oh , yes , there is . do you think i 'm just going to stand by and yield my place to this malignant , evil -- she 's t going to be any kind of role model for the girls ! if you had any -- t.c . : like you were some role model ? eve : yes ! at least i was n't a home wrecker ! you know , you can move my furniture around and you can change and move my christmas tree , but you can not have my children ! they are mine -- you understand that ? -- and they always will be ! liz : eve , that 's not your decision . simone , sweetheart , if you want to call me mom , it is fine with me . eve : you bitch . you have stolen my house , you stole my husband , and now you even want to steal my children ? god , i hate you . luis : yeah . [ phone rings ] ethan : oh , shoot . sorry . hello ? it 's the lab . yeah . yeah . no , i -- no , i understand . ok , thanks . bye . theresa : tell me . am i the baby 's mother ? am i ? sheridan : oh , is n't he just the cutest thing you 've ever seen ? yeah . gwen : so , what do you think ? [ mrs. wallace chuckles ] mrs. wallace : i think he 's going to be a heartbreaker , just like his mommy . gwen : um -- beth , why do you have a wedding dress ? .send me the @ @ @ . you took thank my husband . a awawardrds ! s ! cocomeme onon ! ! thisis i iss a a b bigig dedealal .. [ [ apapplplausese ] ] tabitha : now , eat your oatmeal , sweetheart . it 'll stick to your ribs . that 's good . good , good . tabitha : oh ! oh , my clever little witchlet . oh , oh , endora , look at this . oh , i do n't want you to miss a beat . oh . oh , look ! what a wonderful end to the year . and partially thanks to you and me , there 's pain and heartache all over harmony . and now that nasty norma 's been locked up again , the world is our oyster . hmm . [ tabitha giggles ] rebecca : `` flataxis . `` `` fla - tax - is . `` ah . there . just the thing to add to eve 's next cocktail . hmm , she 's going to love it for about 15 seconds . eve : it just sickens me that i have to call you my sister . you should 've never been born because you 're like some cancer , liz , some malignant , evil cancer that just brings pain and misery to everyone around you . liz : it must be genetic , eve , because we share that in common . eve : oh , please . i am nothing like you , nothing , because you are sick and you 're evil . and if there 's any justice in the world , you 'll just die . just die , liz . liz : there . do you see it now ? she was never the sweet , loving wife and mother she pretended to be . this is the real eve , just as selfish as she always was . eve : shut up , you nasty bitch , or i will kill you myself ! julian : shh . theresa : am i the baby 's mother , ethan ? am i ? ethan : no , theresa , stop . the technician wo n't give me the results over the phone . we got to go there to get them . theresa : ok , well , then , let 's go because i know she 's our baby . ethan : ok , look , i got to call gwen . i got to call gwen and we got to get to the hospital . luis -- i 'm sorry , ok ? luis : no , no , no , no , no problem . uh -- right . if you ca n't make it on time , i 'll just have sam stand in for you . ethan : all riaht . i 'm -- oh , you need -- you need this . luis : yeah . gwen : so , beth , what 's with the wedding dress ? beth : um -- i 'm just silly , you know ? every time i get invited to a wedding , i just get it out -- just daydreaming . well , you know me -- always a bridesmaid , never a bride . sheridan : beth , it 'll happen for you . your perfect match is just waiting for you somewhere . mrs. wallace : yeah , probably on death row . sheridan : yikes , you know what ? i -- i got to get going . i 'm going to be late for my own wedding . [ phone rings ] gwen : oh , my goodness . please be ethan . please be ethan . hello ? ethan : honey , hi , it 's me . listen , the lab called . yeah , they called and the technician is there and he says that we can pick up the results of the d.n.a . tests . gwen : oh , thank god . i 'll be right there . ok . ok , the lab is finally open . i 'm going to go over there , but i 'll be to the church as soon as i can , ok ? shidan : oh , please , do n't even worry about me , ok ? i 'm just going to take marty over to the church and you meet me there . gwen : ok . wish me luck . sheridan : oh , i 'll be praying for you , sweetie . gwen : thank you . mrs. wallace : good luck , honey ! gwen : thank you . bye . mrs. wallace : well , imagine that -- two girls fighting over the same baby . beth : hmm . yeah , awful . sheridan : well , can you believe it ? i 'm finally marrying luis . i 'll see you all at the church . mrs. wallace : all right , honey . [ mrs. wallace chuckles ] mrs. wallace : bethie ? [ hums wedding march ] beth : ok , ok , i get it . i ca n't tell sheridan about her mother in person . she 'll tell luis that i told her and then he 'll hate me for ruining their wedding . there 's got to be a way to get the information to her , but how ? mrs. wallace : hey , precious ? do you think bethie 's right , that mrs . wheeler is really katherine crane ? oh , no . if she is , then , oh , that 's going to tear luis and sheridan apart . and then beth wins and luis loses . theresa : the baby is mine . she 's my daughter . gwen : she 's my daughter . she has to be . eve : damn my sister . she 's going to pay for making my daughter hate me . luis : i 'm going to marry sheridan and nothing is going to put a dark cloud over that , ok ? beth : this wedding is never going to happen . i am going to end luis and sheridan 's relationship forever . theresa : the results are in .
sheridan throws luis out into the snow with nothing but his underwear on to keep him from seeing her before the wedding . gwen and theresa both anxiously await hearing from the lab . gwen goes to help sheridan with wedding plans , while ethan goes to help luis . sheridan and gwen take a suit to beth 's house for marty and tell beth that they want marty to be the ring bearer . beth continues to plot on how to tell sheridan and luis that mrs. wheeler really is katherine crane . edna points out to her that she ca n't be the one to tell them , or luis will hate the messenger . ethan finally gets a call from the lab . theresa , gwen and ethan all head for the hospital .
tabitha : oh . thank badness that nasty holiday is over . ooh , that annual orgy of warm hearts and goodwill towards men sets me teeth on edge for weeks , and , of course , these past years i 've had to deal with that maniac norma . oh , you 're my little lifesaver , endora . fox : i 'll chase you ! [ kay squeals ] endora : look . tabitha : what ? who on earth is making all that ruckus this early in the morning ? tabitha : oh , it 's those two . they 're at it again . like rabbits , no self- control . love is in bloom -- in my front garden , if you do n't mind . that 's enough with the sarcasm from you , young lady . i do n't understand this . that success spell i cast should 've split those two up by now . i do n't understand why the powers of evil have allowed them to stay together this long . oh , yes . makes me feel nauseous , as well . fox : finishing touches , bundle him up . kay : ah . fox : i think he looks great . kay : yeah . fox : yeah , you know , we should get maria down here , show her what genius sculptors we are . what do you think ? kay : oh , there will be plenty of time for that when she wakes up . fox : looks good . whoa ! what is that ? did you steal my mother 's hat ? kay : oh , is that where that came from ? fox : i think maybe . kay : oh , well , i 'm doing her a favor . she looks terrible in it . fox : ha ! ooh ! [ kay screams ] fox : we 're being ambushed ! prepare for a counterattack , captain ! kay : oh , at once , general ! sheridan : oh , no ! what did i start ? kay : oh , i ca n't grab -- sheridan : hey , no fair hitting your decrepit old aunt ! fox : oh , what , you can dish it out , but you ca n't take it , is that it ? sheridan : all right , that 's it , it 's war ! kay : ah ! ivy : oh , give me , give me , give me . thank you . sam : nice and fresh . kay : ah ! ivy : ok , ok . whoever 's making that much noise this early in the morning deserves to be shot . sam : i think i know the sound of those voices . [ laughter ] kay : oh ! oh ! oh ! ivy : what is going to take to get kay out of my son 's life ? kay : ah ! ah ! ivy : sam ! sam , that is my best summer hat . i wore that at ascot . sam : hey , just think of it as your contribution to our christmas miracle , ok ? [ ivy sighs ] sam : just think , i mean , jessica 's home safe and sound and ethan 's come out of his coma , and kay and fox , they 're back together and it looks like they 're having the time of their life . ivy : yes , is n't it marvelous ? sam : everything would be perfect if noah was out of jail , but , you know , with him helping theresa kidnap ethan , well , i do n't think that 's going to happen . ivy : no . noah : good morning , father , stepmother - to - be . sam : noah . hey ! how did you get out of jail ? i thought alistair blocked any hope of that . noah : yeah , so did i , but someone must have intervened on my behalf . ivy : who ? noah : um -- [ scene_break ] alistair : i can not believe that judge reilly released noah bennett from jail . he went against one of my direct orders . now , if that stupid idiot thinks i 'm going to pay for his summer house , he 's got another think coming ! alistair : no , this ca n't be true . ca n't be , it 's impossible . she is dead ! dead ! you know , alistair , you got to get control of yourself , man . someone is just playing a joke on you , that 's all it is . they 're running around your estate impersonating her , trying to frighten you . i do not frighten ! i frighten other people ! to death ! woman : everyone gets frightened , alistair . for you , it 's just beginning . fancy : ooh ! oh , grandfather , noah is out of jail ! alistair : is he now ? is he ? fancy : oh , do n't give me that . i knew you were n't as bad as everyone says . thank you . thank you so much . alistair : what are you thanking me for ? fancy : oh , come on , you were the one who posted his bail . you must have been , right ? alistair : right , i ca n't tell a lie . i 'm like a little boy scout . well , i got -- i just could n't bear to watch you be so unhappy , so i changed my mind and had noah released . fancy : i knew it ! oh , grampy , i love you ! [ scene_break ] theresa : that 's good . you 've been sleeping for 10 hours straight . you need to get your strength back . i want my face to be the first thing that you see in the morning when you wake up so that i can explain everything that happened . gwen : have you truly lost your mind ? get out of here . theresa : i belong here . gwen : you are the one who almost killed him , theresa . get out of here right now . theresa : no , i 'm not leaving , not until i talk to ethan . gwen : you know what -- if you do n't leave , i 'm going to call the police . theresa : i 'm not budging . gwen : get -- theresa : i have every right to be here , gwen ! gwen : get off of me ! are you out of your mind ? theresa ! get off of me ! ethan 's sleeping ! [ scene_break ] fancy : oh , i ca n't tell you how happy i am noah is free . but i 'm confused . what changed your mind ? i thought you hated noah and his whole family . alistair : i do . fancy : then why 'd you let him out of jail ? yesterday you said he could rot in there forever . woman : let 's hear you talk your way out of that one . alistair : actually , i did it for you , princess . uh -- i just -- it seems no matter what i do , your love gets stronger and stronger for him , and i ca n't fight true love . so if you ca n't beat them , you join them . fancy : that does n't sound like you . alistair : well , maybe you should give me a little bit of a break here . i mean , i 'm not saying that i was wrong about noah . but i -- i just wanted to give him another chance to prove that he was worthy of you . oh . woman : the lies drip from your mouth like honey . they always did . there 's a price for your evil . it will be a pleasure to watch you pay it . [ scene_break ] sheridan : do n't you dare , james ! you 're on my side ! chris : go ahead , go ahead . sheridan : oh ! tabitha : look at them , endora . happy humans before breakfast . how revolting . what an appalling way to start the day . endora : i see . up . tabitha : what , you want to go out there into that nasty cold snow ? would n't you rather come downstairs with me and see our friends in the basement ? it 's nice and warm down there . huh ? [ kettle bubbles ] tabitha : oh , what now ? tabitha : oh , dear , oh , dear . oh , no , endora . i ca n't let you out in the snow . no , no , no . big trouble is on its way . i tell you , if we had any sense , we 'd go to bed and stay there until new year 's is over . fox : whoa ! kay : ah ! fox : you got to be kidding me ! that 's it . kay : go , go , go ! sheridan : ah ! ah ! all right , uncle ! i give up ! chris : speak for yourselves ! fox : take that ! kay : ah ! sheridan : we surrender ! chris : no way ! kay : who won , james ? who won ? whoo ! fox : yes ! chris : traitor ! fox : that 's what i 'm talking about ! chris : traitor ! sheridan : oh ! chris : guess you were a little too tired to fight to the death after the night we had . sheridan : oh , chris . chris : i love you , sheridan . sheridan : maybe i 'm just saving my energy for something better . chris : oh . [ scene_break ] jessica : noah ? noah : hey . jessica : noah ! oh , my gosh . i ca n't believe you 're out of jail . noah : and i ca n't believe you 're back . oh , thank god you 're off the streets . oh , come here . it 's the best christmas present a guy could have . [ scene_break ] theresa : i 'm not leaving . ethan needs me ! gwen : yeah , like a hole in the head . and whatever happened to your vow with god ? eve : stop it , stop it . i will have you both thrown out of the hospital . theresa : she started it . eve : why are you dressed like a nurse ? gwen : it 's how she snuck in here . eve , please tell her to go . theresa : i 'm not leaving . eve : no , theresa , of course you are . you do n't belong here . must i call the guards this time ? theresa : i need to be here when ethan wakes up . i need to explain to him . gwen : what , that you poisoned him , that you almost killed him ? theresa : that it was an accident . eve : yes , we know , you were trying to kill alistair , not ethan . it 's not a pretty story no matter how you tell it , theresa . gwen : besides , it 's too late for you to lie your way out of this one , theresa . i already told him what happened . theresa : yeah , i 'm sure you did . did you tell him , gwen , that you tried to kill him ? did you tell him that i was the only one who fought to save his life , that he would be dead right now if i had n't kidnapped him ? oh , would n't your husband just love to know that . gwen : if you do n't leave , i 'm going to throw you through the window . theresa : i 'd like to see you try . eve : no , no , no , no , please . if you do n't stop , i 'm going to have you both banned from the hospital . you have to act like adults . gwen : eve , i 'm sorry . look , i promise you there 's not going to be any more fighting , ok ? you are like a vampire . no matter how many times i drive a stake through your heart , there you are , you keep popping up trying to ruin my life . theresa : well , i really do n't give a damn what you think about me . gwen : right . but you do care what ethan thinks , intensely . so listen , go home , get some rest . when he wakes up , i 'll call you and you can come back here and explain your outrageous behavior . theresa : after you 've poisoned his mind against me ? no , gwen , thanks , i 'll wait . gwen : you know , i 'll leave the poisoning to you because you 're so good at it . theresa : gwen , you tried to kill him while i fought to save his life , and that proves that i 'm the one who really loves him and he needs to understand that . gwen : he 's also going to understand that even though it almost killed me , i was the only one who was strong enough to follow through with ethan 's last wishes . that is what love is , theresa . what you did is self - centered and selfish , and ethan 's going to realize that . theresa : your actions would 've put ethan in his grave . my actions saved his life . you should be thanking me , gwen . pilar : theresa ? what are you doing here , and why are you dressed like a nurse ? gwen : you see ? even your mother is shocked to see you here . get out . [ scene_break ] fancy : i knew everyone was wrong about you . you do have a good heart . i ca n't wait to go see noah and celebrate . alistair : oh , you can celebrate here . fancy : `` a murder is announced `` ? what is this ? alistair : oh , it 's an advertisement for a new year 's eve party . fancy : it does n't sound like a party . alistair : well , call it a -- well , call it entertainment , then . fancy : murder ? that 's not my idea of entertainment . when did you decide to throw this party ? alistair : well , i was -- look , all i want you to do is make sure that noah and his family and anyone else who is living in that ramshackle house comes to the party . fancy : uh -- grandfather , no . there 's nothing fun about murder . this sounds awful . i wo n't make his family come to this , and i wo n't come , either . alistair : you will if you know what 's good for you . fancy : grampy , you 're scaring me . alistair : i got you , did n't i ? i was acting ! i was acting ! i mean , that 's just a taste of the kind of party this is going to be . fancy : you think it 'll be fun to scare people ? alistair : well , yeah , it 's what they call a theme party . i mean , everyone 's going to get a big thrill out of it . fancy : i do n't think so . alistair : you know , fancy , i just got your young man out of jail . i think the only way you could pay me back is to make sure that noah and his family comes here and everyone else , too . fancy : if you say so . i 'll try to get the bennetts to come . alistair : good . alistair : and it 's also going to be my chance to get the fool who is trying to destroy me . all the secrets of harmony are going to come out tonight . woman : you monster . judgment day is upon you . you can count on it . [ scene_break ] tabitha : oh , endora . this is no good . this is no good at all . perhaps we should sneak out of town for a few days , huh ? maybe we could -- we could zip down to salem and i could introduce you to some of the girls , huh ? oh . oh , seems like we 're supposed to stay put . apparently , there 's going to be some real - life fireworks tonight , and you and i are supposed to help set them off ! [ scene_break ] fox : oh , come on , do n't be embarrassed . they had a good idea , right ? good idea ? ivy : that is enough of that . excuse me a minute . i just need to make a phone call . sam : sure . jessica : hey , you know , we have n't all been together for new year 's in ages . noah : remember how we used to go outside at midnight and bang pots and pans , and then mom would give us a big kiss for good luck ? oh . sorry . sam : hey , it 's ok . you know , it 's good to have memories of the way it used to be . ivy certainly understands . i still ca n't figure out who bailed you out . jessica : well , who cares . i 'm just glad someone did . [ scene_break ] ivy : you have done nothing to break up fox and kay . even as we speak , they are outside kissing . why are n't you over here butting in and causing trouble ? valerie : i 've tried and nothing works . he keeps going back to kay . maybe he does really love her . ivy : oh , what difference does that make ? if you do n't get over here and do something right now , i am going to see that you are fired . valerie : happy new year to you , too , ivy . [ ivy sighs ] ivy : i already know what my new year 's resolution is . i 'm going to make sure that kay stays away from fox if it is the last thing i do . [ scene_break ] alistair : everyone will be at this party tonight or i 'll drag them over here myself . and the person who 's been tormenting me will be a guest , as well . now , of course , if i punish everyone , then i 'll be assured of my revenge . [ knock on door ] spike : hey , mr. crane . alistair : what the hell are you doing here ? spike : you -- you called me , remember ? you said you wanted to see me . alistair : not here , you fool . no one knows you work for me . spike : ok , just chill , man , no one saw me . i came up from the beach . no one saw me . alistair : what do you mean , you came up from the beach ? you know , i heard a very upsetting story today concerning you . spike : what , about me ? alistair : yeah . spike : what -- alistair : you putz . i heard that jessica bennett went back home again . spike : you -- she said she wants to be with me , right , and then she keeps running back home to her daddy . i do n't know what else to do . alistair : yeah , well , i 'll tell you something , if you want to keep breathing , you get her back from her family . spike : oh , you mean right now ? alistair : yes ! spike : ok . alistair : tonight . i 've got arrangements to make . [ scene_break ] jessica : it 's over , daddy . no more spike , no more prostitution . you know , i do n't even know why i kept going back to him . sam : i do . it was those drugs . jessica : well , it 's over now , for good . all i want is to stay close to you and my family . sam : you do n't know how happy that makes me . [ knock on door ] fancy : you 're home . is n't it unbelievable ? noah : hey , are you the one i need to thank for bailing me out ? fancy : uh -- no , it was my grandfather . noah : what ? wait , i do n't believe that . fancy : it 's true . he just told me . noah : wait , last night , alistair told me i can rot in jail for the rest of my life . what changed his mind ? fancy : me . he said he sees how much i love you , so he decided to give you a chance . in fact , he wants you and your whole family to come to a party tonight at the estate . noah : `` a murder is announced `` ? fancy : mm - hmm . noah : does n't sound like much of a party to me . [ scene_break ] ivy : hmm . you go , girl . rip those two apart . valerie : these demand your attention right away . fox : right . kay : it 's new year 's eve , valerie . ca n't it wait ? valerie : those emails from hong kong need to be answered before lunch . fox : yeah . uh -- she 's right , i do , i have to go answer these emails . it 's kind of important . but i 'll be back really soon , i promise , ok ? kay : yeah , but , i mean -- valerie : kay , he has to respond to those emails . we have to be very attentive to our backers ' needs right now . we 've been on thin ice with them ever since that night you took the phone off the hook . we did have a great relationship with them before that . it 's going to take forever to rebuild that trust . kay : go , do what you have to do . i understand . fox : yeah ? kay : yeah . fox : all right , great . i 'll be back before you can say `` peanut butter and jelly . `` kay : peanut butter . fox : back before lunch . bye . kay : hmm . i know she did this on purpose . tabitha : my . oh . you all look like you 're having so much fun , but it 's freezing out here . would you like to come in and have a cup of hot chocolate with endora and i and warm up , hmm ? sheridan : thank you . what a great idea . kay : tabitha 's asking everyone in for hot chocolate ? she must be up to something . [ scene_break ] pilar : what now , theresa ? gwen : she snuck in here to be with ethan . i 've asked her to leave and she refuses . pilar : ven aca , have you no shame at all , after everything that you 've done ? you have no right to be here , theresa . get out . theresa : no , i have every right to be here . i 'm the only one who fought to keep ethan alive , and if i had n't , gwen would 've killed him . pilar : have you forgotten your solemn vow to god , hmm ? you swore to god that if ethan recovered from his coma , you would leave him to be with his wife . does your word mean nothing , theresa ? do you dare break a promise to god ? pilar : answer me , theresa . are you going back on your word to god ? theresa : no . but -- pilar : theresa , no buts . a vow is a vow . eve : listen to your mother , theresa . theresa : i 'm not going to break my vow to god , but ethan did n't take one . should n't he have the right to choose which woman that he wants to be with ? gwen : wow . now you 're playing games with god . you know , i hope he makes you burn in hell . theresa : he was in a coma . he does n't know what happened . do you honestly think that he is going to choose you , the woman who tried to kill him , or me , the woman that did everything she could to save his life ? gwen : ok , it 's really time to get her out of here . pilar : let 's go , theresa . theresa : no . gwen : pilar , either drag her out of here or security will do it . pilar : that wo n't be necessary . she 's coming right now . come , theresa . theresa : no , stop , mama , please . ethan : theresa ? [ scene_break ] spike : well , you do n't need to play so rough there , mr. crane . alistair : i 'll play any way i want to play . who supplies you with the best ecstasy , the best cocaine , the best girls who you can manipulate , huh ? and if you want to keep that tin pot empire of yours going , you just do what i say . spike : ok , i 'll -- i 'll try to get jessica away from her family right now . alistair : no . no . spike : ok . alistair : do n't try . just do it . you know what happens to people who fail me ? spike : i 've heard some rumors . alistair : well , they 're all true . so i want you to rip that little jessica girl away from her family and bring her back here tonight . spike : you want me to bring her here ? why you want to bring her here ? alistair : do n't ask questions . just do it . spike : ok . ok , mr. crane . woman : drugs ? prostitution ? i swear by all that 's holy , this evil will be rooted out . [ scene_break ] sam : i hope you never doubt how much i love you . you know , i was praying for you night after night . and god has answered my prayers because here you are . jessica : i 'll never leave you again . sam : well , looks like i 'm not the only happy one around here . good morning , fancy . fancy : hey . sam : have you figured out who bailed you out ? noah : fancy thinks alistair did it . sam : not a chance . noah : yeah , that 's what i said , but fancy 's sure . fancy : he told me so himself . ivy : and you believed him , fancy ? please , i have known alistair for decades . you ca n't believe a word that comes out of that man 's mouth . fancy : listen to you all , ganging up on him . i am telling you he 's the one who bailed noah out . ivy : ok , let 's just say he did . you can be sure he has his own reasons for doing it . fancy : yes -- to make me happy . he told me he wants to get to know noah . noah : oh , boy . ca n't wait . fancy : ca n't you show a little gratitude ? grampy knows i wo n't let you out of my life , so he 's giving in . it just goes to show he can be a nice guy . ivy : oh , a nice guy , your grandfather ? fancy : he 's holding out an olive branch , noah . ca n't you see that ? that 's why he wants us to attend his party . sam : whoa , whoa , whoa . wait a second . what party ? fancy : look at that ad . ivy : `` a murder is announced `` ? sam : this is alistair 's idea of a sick joke . fancy : he says it 's a theme party . it sounds like there 's going to be some sort of elaborate game . ivy : yes , i do n't like alistair 's games . he always wins . he has something horrible planned for all of us . fancy : mother -- ivy : no , i -- i have a bad feeling about this . we 're not going to this party , and that is that . something terrible will happen if we do . [ scene_break ] [ endora babbles ] tabitha : there . there 's nothing like an impromptu party , that 's what i always say . kay : hmm , why do n't you ever have them ? tabitha : oh , it 's such a treat to have you nice people in my quiet little home . chris : when we were here for thanksgiving , your piñata went a little crazy . did you ever figure out what happened ? tabitha : great groaning goblins . oh , endora , what did you do now ? ivy : it 's alive ! chris : get under the table ! [ screaming ] kay : tabitha , what are we going to do ? tabitha : duck ! tabitha : oh , yes , you mean that -- that silly radio - controlled toy that i ordered online . oh , that thing never did work right . well , you know , they do n't make things properly nowadays , do they ? nobody has any standards . sheridan : shall i pour some chocolate for the children ? tabitha : oh , no , dear , you -- you just relax . no , the children are going to have plain milk . we all have to fight childhood obesity , do n't we , hmm ? endora : ew ! tabitha : there . ah . endora : pssh ! tabitha : oh . oh , oh , kay . oh , look what a mess i 've made . oh , clumsy me . will you help me clear this mess up , please ? [ noise ] sheridan : was that a knock ? i 'll get it . kay : well , i thought i was helping you , not doing it by myself . endora : a mess . tabitha : listen to me . endora : a mess floor . tabitha : yes , a mess , but any more magic in front of our guests and you and maria will not watch `` hellraiser `` tonight . way . all right , all right already ! you do n't need to shout ! i 'm sorry . do you think it 'd be all right if i gave the children just a little taste of chocolate ? chris : sure . tabitha : listen here , i thought endora was the only demon in this room . sheridan : it was just the newspaper hitting the front door . tabitha : oh , that 's unusual . my paper boy usually gets it up in the tree . sheridan : what on earth ? chris : what is it ? sheridan : `` a murder is announced , `` up at the estate . chris : what ? what does that mean ? tabitha : my , my . i wonder what could be keeping fox . he said he 'd be here by lunchtime , and it 's almost lunchtime now . kay : he 'll be here . tabitha : unless my spell of success is making him forget all about you and keeping him at the office . kay : he said he would be here , and he will be . tabitha : if you say so , dear . fox : `` best wishes and prosperity for this holiday season . fox crane . `` there , done , last one of the emails . that ought to keep those snakes off my back until at least monday . valerie : uh -- you 're not going ? fox : well , yeah , yeah , i 'm going . i told kay i 'd be home soon . i got to go . valerie : oh , ivy 's not going to like that . oh , no , look , there 's a whole new batch of questions from hong kong . fox : oy . [ scene_break ] fancy : mother , it 's not smart to offend grandfather . ivy : i do n't care , fancy . that ad give me the willies and we are not attending his murder . noah : actually , when you put it like that -- ivy : noah . besides , sam and i invited a few people over for new year 's eve . fancy : so cancel . you 've done it before . you canceled my 13th birthday party five minutes before it was going to start . ivy : fancy , that was because you and your sister stole the caterer 's van and drove it halfway to castleton . yeah . fancy : mommy . ivy : oh , `` mommy . `` she only calls me `` mommy `` when she wants something . fancy : i think you 're overreacting . grandfather is trying to make amends to noah and his whole family . we 'll only insult grandfather if we do n't go . sam : fancy , i think you know a little bit of the history between the bennetts and alistair . i do n't think i 'll ever accept an invitation from him again . ivy : besides , we have to clean the whole house for the party . jessica : yeah . i 'll help . i 'll go take out the trash . sam : good idea . fancy : noah , i want to go to the mansion tonight . i promised my grandfather . and who knows , this murder thing might be fun . noah : fancy , i 'm sorry , ok ? fancy : please , it means a lot to him . noah : let me make this very simple for you . no . [ scene_break ] ethan : theresa ? theresa : ethan ? gwen : honey , how are you feeling ? ethan : oh , god . i 'm fine . was i dreaming or was this whole room screaming and yelling at each other ? eve : you were n't dreaming . gwen : sweetheart , i asked theresa to leave and she 's just refusing to . theresa : i need to talk to you . eve : theresa . ethan , you 've just come out of a coma . you still need a few days of rest and calm . gwen : you heard her . theresa , get out of here . theresa : ethan , you 've got to understand something . when you were in your coma , i was the only one who fought to keep you alive . gwen was ready to pull the plug on you . she tried to kill you . pilar : theresa . ethan , that 's not the way it happened . gwen : unbelievable . honey , it was your living will . listen to me -- the last thing i wanted to do was take you off life support , but you made it very clear that you did not want to be kept alive by machines . it was so hard for me , but i was trying to obey your wishes . theresa : that 's a lie . you know how much ethan loves me and you know how much i love him . you decided that you 'd rather see ethan dead than with me . pilar : that 's enough , theresa . gwen : i love ethan will all of my heart , theresa , and everything that i did was for him . theresa : that 's a lie . gwen : just -- can you just get out of here ? get out of our lives ! get out of here ! ethan : you know what , stop . please , god . both of you , this arguing -- i do n't want to take it anymore . just stop it . [ scene_break ] tabitha : and what 's so fascinating in the newspaper ? sheridan : look . kay : `` a murder is announced `` ? tabitha : a murder ? how festive . kay : is this some sort of joke ? sheridan : i do n't know and i do n't want to find out . it 's up at the mansion , which means that my father 's behind it , and i will not be a part of any of his nasty old plans . anyway , we 're going to sam and ivy 's for new year 's . chris : i 've got a couple of plans of my own for new year 's . sheridan : hmm . tabitha : kissy , kissy , kissy . we did n't behave like that in my day . kay : hmm , when was that , the middle ages ? fox : hey ! kay : hey ! you 're back ! fox : am i late for lunch ? i 'm starving . kay : no . i thought you forgot about us . fox : forgot about you ? kay : yeah . fox : ha ! give me a break . i had a couple things to take care of at the office . valerie can do it . she 's a big girl . kay : yes . tabitha : do n't you look so smug , kay . i do n't think things are going to turn out well for you at all . [ scene_break ] alistair : you go get jessica and you bring her back here . spike : yes , mr. crane , i will do that . alistair : go ! alistair : that stupid pimp . alistair : who 's been here ? who 's here ? huh . huh ! woman : your worst nightmare . look for me everywhere from now on . [ scene_break ] ivy : damn . fox 's car is in front of tabitha 's again . what is the strange hold that kay has over him ? [ scene_break ] fancy : noah , i already promised grandfather you 'd come . and wait till you see the new dress i have to wear for this party . noah : look , i 'm sorry , fancy , all right , it 's not going to happen . sam : fancy , listen , i think it 's best for everyone the bennetts and alistair stay as far away from each other as possible . [ scene_break ] spike : hey , babe . jessica : spike , you ca n't be here . go away . spike : oh , no , no , no , not until we 've had just a little talk , ok , honey ? [ scene_break ] ethan : look , all you two do is you argue over me . i 'm so sick of it and it needs to stop , all right ? gwen : look , i 'm sorry , i do n't want to upset you . i just really want her to go . she 's not leaving . please just tell her to go . theresa : he 's not going to make me leave , gwen . he understands that i sacrificed everything in order to save his life . gwen : ethan , please just tell her to go . theresa : ethan , tell them that you want me to stay . please just tell them . ethan : theresa ? theresa : yes ? ethan : please just go . leave us alone , please . [ next_on ] tabitha : we are going to the murder party at the crane estate and someone 's going to die . woman : my date for the party , right where i left it . alistair : if you think you can frighten me , you 're mistaken . theresa : stay away from me , you witch !
alistair has spike in his study . `` i heard something very disturbing . jessica is hoe with her family . i want you to go over there to the house and get that girl from her family . trust me spike you do n't want to know what i do to people who fail me ! `` kay has been hanging around too much . ivy gets upset . `` i have to get rid of her . `` she calls valerie , angry that she has n't been moving her tail to split up fox and kay . `` you had better get moving valerie and stop this relationship or you will be fired ! `` ivy warns . valerie dolls herself up and heads over to the bennett house . she finds fox with kay and tells him that they have to deal with some emails that have come into the office . kay pouts . `` ca n't it wait until another time ? `` valerie tells her that after the stunt she pulled by turning fox 's phone off the other day , there is a lot of damage control to do . fox hurries off . alistair sends fancy to the bennetts to convince them to come to his party that night . when fancy gets to the house , no one will agree to go . noah will have nothing to do with that place and he advises fancy that she should n't be there either . sam and ivy feel the same . besides , they have friends coming over that night . jessica is home safe and sound and she has had a great christmas with her family . she goes to take the garbage out of the house . on her way back in , she finds spike behind her . `` hi jess . `` ethan is sleeping in his bed at the hospital . theresa has disguised herself as a nurse and has entered the room . she stays in there all night with ethan . she wants to tell him what happened while he was in his coma . gwen comes in and finds her there . they girls argue as usual . gwen just wants theresa out of there , but theresa will not go . `` i have to talk to ethan . `` eve and pilar come by and are unhappy to see that theresa has gotten near ethan again . ethan wakes and theresa said that she wants him to choose who he wants to be with . she tells how he would be dead right now if it had n't been for her . `` gwen was going to kill you ! i took you and protected you . i wished upon a star and i got a miracle ! now tell everyone that you want to be with me . ethan ca n't do that . ethan wo n't do that . `` theresa i told you before . i am not leaving gwen . now please just go ! ``
luis : it 's ok . everything 's going to be all right . i 'm going to find the bastard that did this to you . he 's going to go away to prison and no one 's ever going to hurt you again , ok ? i 'm never going to let you go , ok ? not ever . i love you . i will always be here for you . fancy : i just saw a shadow . someone 's outside the door , listening . luis : hey . oh , sheridan . [ scene_break ] whitney : ok , maybe we should just give up on -- you know . theresa : i 'm just going to have to have a little talk with the caterer . sam : should i go get my chain saw out of the truck ? chad : hey , hey , do n't laugh . i know this sounds weird , but i think there 's actually something in here . sam : in the cake ? chad : yeah , look . everyone : ah ! rebecca : this calls for another drink . woman : who would do something like that ? i 've never seen anything like it . sam : everybody , let 's calm down , alright ? vincent : talk about a scoop . ethan : oh , my god . gwen : ethan , that 's a -- that 's a dead body . whitney : there 's a dead body in my wedding cake . chad ? theresa : oh , my god , jared . jared : i know . kay : fox , i 'm scared . fox : hey , it 's all right . i 'm here . kay 's voice : tabitha saw death coming to a wedding in her magic ball . was it whitney 's wedding , not mine ? noah : a dead body in a cake ? kind of puts a damper on the evening . are you ok ? paloma : yeah , of course . i 'm a cop -- almost . i need to see if chief bennett needs help . noah : that is one remarkable woman . simone : daddy , are you ok ? do you need to sit down ? t.c . : no , sugar bear , i 'm fine . you 've been taking care of me the past couple of months , and i 'm going to take care of you now . eve : well , it was a waste of time taking her pulse . she 's long dead . rebecca : well , to die in a cake . i wonder what happened -- sugar shock ? gwen : mother , be quiet . sam , do you know who that is ? man : who is it , sam ? second man : who is it ? sam : we do n't know . everyone , please , this is not helping . rebecca : what a way to go . the only thing better would be to drown in chocolate . [ scene_break ] luis : sheridan , what are you doing here ? sheridan : i came to see fancy , but i saw you comforting her , and i did n't want to interrupt . luis : no , you 're not interrupting anything . in fact , i 'm glad you 're here . she needs all the comforting she can get right now . luis : it 's just your aunt sheridan . fancy : so i heard . i 'm sorry i overreacted . sheridan : it 's understandable after everything you 've been through . luis : i could have saved you the trip . fancy is being released . i was just about to get her things together and take her home . sheridan : that 's great . i can help you with that . luis : you ready to go ? fancy : i just want to go home to my own bed . luis : ok . i 'll call the nurse and have her get your things together . luis : you do n't have to be afraid now , ok ? everything 's ok . i love you . [ scene_break ] whitney : this is completely ridiculous , is what this is . theresa : excuse me ! excuse me , please ! please . you know , sam is right . we just -- we need to stay calm so he can figure out what 's going on here . sam , who is this ? sam : ca n't tell yet . simone : is anyone missing ? who is n't here ? sam : everyone , back up . paloma : chief , is there anything i can do ? in class , we covered a lot of different types of crime scenes . sam : i 'm sorry , paloma , but you 're still a cadet . now , i have to handle this very carefully . paloma : but , chief , i -- sam : this is a high - profile case , and i have to go by the book , but thanks for your enthusiasm , alright ? noah : you know , i keep forgetting that you 're like a full - fledged cop , almost . paloma : hmm . i 'm not there yet . noah : does n't this kind of get to you -- you know , the gore and everything ? paloma : sure , but you learn to control your feelings . i 'm getting a lot better at it . [ scene_break ] t.c . : sam , do you know who it is yet ? vincent : this is front page . sam : hey , hey . no , you do n't . who is this guy ? ethan : it 's vincent clarkson . he 's from `` daily private lives . `` sam : oh , really ? you 're out of here , pal . vincent : you ca n't stop me , i have rights . freedom of the press ? sam : oh , really ? security ! escort this man off the property . vincent : you ca n't do that . sam : give me that . vincent : what about my camera ? sam : it 'll be right here . i will not have your sleazy tabloid exploit my investigation . now , listen up . this is an official police matter . jared : a murder inquiry ? sam : we do n't know that yet . chad , whitney , i 'm sorry about your wedding reception , but i have to start my investigation right now . chad : we figured the reception was over when the dead body rolled out the wedding cake . whitney : our wedding cake , it was beautiful . sam : look , would everyone start moving out to the foyer , please ? this is an official crime scene , but no one leave until i say it 's ok to go home , all right ? [ scene_break ] fox : uh , let 's make sure we use another caterer . kay : do n't make jokes . [ scene_break ] theresa : i do n't care what sam says , it was definitely murder . who was it ? jared : that 's a good question . ethan : you are not the right man for theresa , jared . i 'm going to prove it . [ scene_break ] rebecca : honey , you should thank your lucky stars that someone baked a cadaver cake . gwen : mother , please . rebecca : well , honey , it is a huge distraction . look , you should also thank god that j.t . 's usb stick was n't found at the tabloid . otherwise our secret would be out and everybody 's secrets would be all over the front page of the tabloid and on news stations worldwide . gwen : yeah , and i 'd lose ethan forever . rebecca : well , wherever j.t . is , he must still have that usb stick with him . gwen : yeah , wherever he is . and we need to find it . [ scene_break ] kay : a dead body in a wedding cake ? fox , our wedding is going to be in that room . fox : hey , just calm down . i -- i 'm sure your father is going to sort everything out . kay : but who is it ? who is that woman ? fox : i do n't know . i 'm sure we 're all going to find out soon enough . [ scene_break ] sam : what do you think ? eve : well , with this mess all over her , it 's hard to say what killed her . i think we 'll just have to wait for the coroner . sam : well , let 's hope she was n't baked to death . eve : poor soul . i wonder who she is . sam : there 's only one way to find out . sam : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] theresa : i am really sorry about your reception . whitney : i -- i just ca n't believe it . how could something like this happen ? and who was that poor woman ? theresa : i guess we 're just gon na find out eventually . whitney : the worse part about the whole thing is who could have even done something like that ? and , you know , look , this might sound a little selfish and everything , especially because an innocent woman is dead , but this is my wedding day . you know ? it was supposed to be perfect . theresa : well , i know , honey , but maybe she was n't that innocent . whitney : what do you mean ? theresa : i -- i 'm just -- i 'm sorry . i 'm just really sorry . whitney : well , you know , it 's not your fault . theresa : no , i just wish it did n't have to happen . you know ? [ scene_break ] ethan : so you still have n't been able to track down j.t . cornell ? let me ask you something -- what am i paying you for ? what -- i do n't care . get back to work , you need to find him . get on it , thanks . god , i got ta find that information that j.t . has on jared or i 'm never going to be able to keep him away from theresa . [ scene_break ] chad : you all right ? jared : yeah , why would n't i be ? chad : oh , i do n't know . it 's not every day that a wedding cake has a dead body falling out of it at a reception . you look a little jittery . jared : no , i 'm fine , man . chad : or jumpy ? jared : i guess you 're right , i am a little bit spooked . chad : yeah , me , too . chad 's voice : more than you know . [ scene_break ] sam : i got ta tell you , i did n't expect this . eve : this is shocking . i mean , even for harmony . sam : yeah , this really takes the cake . eve : i 'm going to try and pretend that you did n't say that . sam : look , anyway , i 'm going to get the coroner over here with an extra police officer . then we can bring them all in and tell them we id 'd the body . the media is going to have a field day with this . there 's nothing they like better than a big surprise . eve : i do n't think it 's going to be as big a surprise as you think . [ scene_break ] luis : sam , i 'll be right down . fancy : what happened ? luis : nothing that you need to worry about , ok ? just something that sam needs me for . i 'll be back soon , ok ? sheridan : take your time . i can stay here and keep an eye on fancy . luis : thanks , sheridan . get some rest , ok ? i 'll try not to take too long . sheridan : now , sweetie , let me help you get comfortable . can i get you another blanket , maybe order you some tea ? i 'm here for you for whatever you need . fancy : what i need is for you to get away from me , you bitch . [ scene_break ] simone : i am so glad rae is n't here . she 'd be freaked . kay : well , i 'm freaked . a dead body covered in butter cream ? i mean , it 's -- it 's sickening . it 's like the worse thing that could happen at a wedding . i feel so bad for chad and whitney . what if something like this happens -- simone : no , just because my sister 's wedding was ruined does n't mean yours has to be . kay : you do n't know that . simone : you 're still hung up on miguel , are n't you ? i thought you decided to give him up for good . kay : i have . i 'm trying to . simone : he 's a jerk , kay . he betrayed you with charity , and she was going to let you marry him while she became his mistress . kay : i know . i -- i do n't understand him . he 's always been so honest , and now he stabs me in the back , and he acts like he has no idea why i 'm upset . it 's just -- it 's so weird -- i do n't get it . [ scene_break ] noah : look , i realize that fox is a crane , but he 's always been a pretty decent guy . he 'd have to be very deceitful to act like he 's dying for all these weeks . i think you 're grasping at straws , miguel . fox does n't even know that you and kay know he 's dying , you know ? miguel : what if he 's faking that , too ? noah : ok , now you 're going overboard . miguel : am i ? what 's more , i 'll bet fox did something to make kay angry at me . i just wish i knew what . should i just ask dr. russell flat out if he has a terminal illness ? noah : look , she wo n't even tell you . doctor - patient confidentiality . i got a great idea . why do n't you go , get all dressed up in black , and you can play cat burglar . you can break into dr. russell 's office , go and find her files , go through the files , and go , `` is he dying , is he not dying , i do n't know . `` i 'm going to go cheer up your sister . miguel : play cat burglar . [ scene_break ] rebecca : so , i looked through all j.t . 's things , and i could n't find that usb stick anywhere . gwen : maybe he 's -- maybe it 's on his body somewhere . rebecca : you 're right , maybe it 's in his bra . gwen : what ? rebecca : oh , long story . gwen : you know what , i do n't even want to know . what i do want to know is what is on that usb stick ? who else is he blackmailing ? rebecca : well , as far as i can tell , pretty much everyone in town . gwen : really ? rebecca : oh , honey , you have no idea how much money he was collecting . but i 'll bet you a martini that our groom of the day is on the list . gwen : chad ? why would he be blackmailing chad ? rebecca : well , it seems chad is spending a lot of time at the safari motel , and not with whitney . gwen : well then , why did he just marry whitney ? rebecca : oh , honey . come on -- there 's a big difference between the girls you marry and the girls you sleep with . gwen : yeah , but right before his wedding ? that 's horrible . rebecca : oh , honey , you are such an innocent . i mean , even jfk cheated on jackie on the honeymoon . gwen : ok , that is just a rumor . rebecca : ah -- fact . gwen : and how do you know ? rebecca : mother told me , and , believe me , she knows . gwen : grandmother ? rebecca : you want to know the details ? gwen : no , no , no , i do n't . rebecca : ok , ok , fine . but i bet you anything j.t . was blackmailing chad because of his little trysts at that motel . [ scene_break ] jared : i feel for you , man . what a lousy way to end your wedding . chad : you know , all day i 'd been worrying that something would go wrong , and it would interfere with my wedding . jared : you mean the person who 's been blackmailing you ? chad : hey , hey . i paid that blackmailer a lot of money to keep quiet what 's going on at the hotel . i just wish i knew my secret was safe . i do n't trust that blackmailer . jared : well , what are you going to do about it ? chad : anything i have to . [ scene_break ] ethan : hi . theresa : hi . ethan : it 's very nice to see you without jared hanging all over you . he 's a criminal . and , to let you know , i have a pi that i 've hired , and he 's searching for j.t . at this very minute . theresa : what ? ethan : and once he finds him , i 'll be able to prove it . theresa : ethan , you 're too late . ethan : what do you mean ? [ scene_break ] sam : everyone can come in . we 've id 'd the body . [ scene_break ] sheridan : what on earth ? fancy : oh , cut the crap , aunt sheridan . i do n't buy your little act for one minute . fancy : i 'm on to you . i know the way you really feel about me . sheridan : what is wrong with you ? this is not like you . fancy : well , get used to it . you 're a cold - heard snake . i heard everything you said to me at the hospital . sheridan : i -- i did n't mean to eavesdrop . fancy : no , i do n't mean an hour ago ; i mean when the two of us were alone in my room . yeah , you thought i was unconscious and that i could n't hear you , but i did . every nasty , toxic little word . see , i was too weak to open my eyes , and then you started in on me , and i wanted to see where it would all lead . `` fancy , you and luis will never work out , you know that . `` `` luis is not the right man for you . `` `` it 'll never happen . `` sheridan : you -- you misunderstood . fancy : the hell i did . poor , sweet , compassionate aunt sheridan . what an act . my god , what is wrong with you ? i was in the hospital . i had just been -- i had just been raped . and you decided that was the perfect time to pour poison in my ear to turn me away from the man i love ? i mean , really , what kind of sick and twisted person does something like that ? you 're nothing but a cold , heartless bitch . [ scene_break ] sam : well , i have one piece of news -- our victim is n't a woman . all : what ? sam : luis ? all : oh ! sam : if anyone 's been looking for j.t . cornell , here he is . paloma : he 's in drag ? rebecca : yes , yes he 's in drag ! oh , what difference does it make ? oh ! no one understand him in this town , no one except me . oh , my angel , my princess . oh , it 's a crime -- a crime against humanity -- to die wearing off - the - rack . gwen : mother , you 're making a spectacle of yourself . rebecca : i do n't care ! i do n't care ! oh , we had a love -- a love that was hidden . we had to hide behind the shadows , but it was a wonderful love -- a love that is now dead . dead and gone . it is so tragic . it is such a loss -- i was just teaching him how to accessorize . luis : all right , rebecca , enough . come on . stop this -- you 're contaminating the evidence here . rebecca -- ethan 's voice : the fool is dead . great . now i 'll never get the information on jared . rebecca : oh , my sweet angel , look at you . oh , j.t . rebecca : oh , my . [ scene_break ] miguel 's voice : step one , complete . i 'll stop your wedding , fox . i do n't trust you , and i sure as hell do n't trust you with kay . [ scene_break ] theresa 's voice : rest in peace , jerk . now ethan will never find out that little ethan is his son . chad 's voice : now my secret 's safe . jared 's voice : tough luck , ethan . you do n't have anything on me now . i 'm safe . [ scene_break ] fox : i 'm going to give crane security an update . kay : what -- fox ? kay : what do you want ? i do n't want to talk to you . miguel : then listen . i love you . i 'm going to find the proof to convince you that fox is n't the right man for you . kay : just stop . miguel : i mean it , kay . i had a brainstorm , and if everything works out the way i think it will , you 'll dump fox in a minute . kay : what ? miguel : kay , fox is a crane . he 's lying to you , i know he is . kay : just leave me alone , ok ? [ scene_break ] rebecca : oh ! oh , j.t . , no . oh , j.t . , oh . sam : rebecca , that is enough . gwen : mother , please , you are embarrassing me . rebecca : oh , no , i 've lost my man . he 's gone ! i am trying to find the usb stick . gwen : ok , well , hurry and find it . sam : rebecca , that 's enough . gwen : sam , please , try and understand . my mother and j.t . were very close . sam : yeah , well , i gather that . did she loan him some clothes ? rebecca : oh , please , we were hardly the same size . oh , my lost lamb ! luis : rebecca . rebecca , please , would you stop ? ok , i 'm really sorry for your loss , but you could be contaminating -- contaminating the evidence . luis : are you going to be ok ? rebecca : yeah , i 'll get over my first stage of grief . good night , sweet princess . may flights of angels -- gwen : oh , mother , stop it . rebecca : what ? mm -- lemony . sam : all right , i need to know everything anyone knows about j.t . cornell . t.c . : it 's no secret everybody in this town hated him . rebecca : except me . sam : all right , well , let me rephrase it . does anyone know who might have killed him ? ethan : yeah , i know . i know exactly who killed him . [ scene_break ] simone : oh , i ca n't take it in there anymore . are you ok ? kay : oh , yeah , i 'm just great . simone : come on , kay , i saw miguel talking to you . what did he say ? kay : he said he 's trying to find proof that fox has lied to me . simone : what ? miguel is the one who lied to you . where is he ? kay : i do n't know . i came out here , he was gone . you think he went upstairs ? simone : what 's the difference ? you ca n't trust a thing that guy says . kay : yeah , but he seems so certain . what if he 's right ? what if fox has lied to me about something ? he said he knows something that will definitely cause me to want to break up with fox . what if he 's right ? simone : this from a guy who slept with charity at your bridal shower . a guy who swore he loved you . give me a break . kay : i do n't know what to think . he said fox is a real crane , maybe the worst one . you know what ? my mom said something like that , too . simone : listen , you 're the one who has to say your `` i do 's `` here . nobody 's twisting your arm . but it sounds to me like you want miguel to find information against fox . kay : that 's not true . simone : you 've got to clear this up quick . you are about to walk down that aisle . kay : i know . somehow it feels like i 'm about to walk the plank . [ scene_break ] miguel : fox is faking it . i know he is . he 's pretending he 's dying as a way to hold on to kay . all i need are fox 's records and i can prove he 's a liar . [ scene_break ] theresa : tell us , ethan . who killed j.t . ? ethan : is n't it obvious ? it 's jared casey . jared : what ? theresa : ethan , you have to stop this . you are obsessed . gwen : ethan , please do n't do this . just let it go . ethan : no , the hell i will . listen , j.t . has researched this guy 's past . j.t . was going to bring me proof tonight that the guy is up to no good , and , what do you know , he ends up dead . you killed him to keep him quiet , did n't you ? sam : ethan , do you have proof ? ethan : no , but he had motive . sam : so did a lot of other people in town , not to mention this room . from what i understand , j.t . set up his own blackmailing racket here in harmony . rebecca : must we speak ill of the dead ? sam : i just call em like i see em , rebecca . ethan : sam , i 'm telling you this jared guy -- sam : everybody wanted j.t . dead . now why do n't you remember your fancy law school education and wait for some evidence . in the meantime , i have the coroner and the forensics team on its way . i think it 's best everyone go home , but do not leave town . you need to make yourselves available for questioning . [ scene_break ] noah : hey , why do n't i give you a ride home , huh ? paloma : yeah sure . noah : i 'm going to go get your coat . [ scene_break ] ethan : listen to me . theresa : no , no , no , not one word . ethan : listen to me . you need to stay clear of him . theresa : no , i am trying to move on with my life . now , let me . ethan : that is not what this about , theresa . theresa : oh the hell it is n't , ethan . you refuse to be with me but you wo n't allow me to be happy with anyone else . ethan : i do n't like to see you with another man , that 's true , but i can accept it . but not with him , not with jared . i know that j.t . had the dirt on him , theresa , that 's why he 's dead . theresa : you 're not going to give up , are you ? ethan : no , i 'm not cause the guy 's trouble . he 's possibly a murderer , theresa . he 's not good for you and he 's not good for little ethan . theresa : we can not be with the man who is good for us because you made that clear . so let me explore other avenues . ethan : i 'm sorry , theresa , i just ca n't let you go . [ scene_break ] jared : i swear this house is cursed . i was gon na propose tonight , but the murder thing kinda puts a damper on the romance . whitney : you know what , jared , do n't let it . why do n't you turn this nightmare into something positive ? go find a private place and ask her . ask her right now . jared : you 're right . there 's no reason not to . jared 's voice : especially now . chad : i 'm sorry it was n't much of a reception . whitney : it was wonderful while it lasted , i guess . chad : well at least we 're leaving on our honeymoon tomorrow . we should be in the clear by then . whitney : yeah , i hope so . chad : well no matter what happens , we still have our wedding night . theresa gave us the best guest room . whitney : i ca n't wait . chad : i love you , whitney russell harris - crane . whitney : i love you , too , mr. chad harris - crane . chad : i 'm going to go get some champagne . you meet me upstairs . whitney : it 's a race , then . chad : oh , no , no , not on your life . i want to take tonight nice and slow . [ scene_break ] gwen : you should have been on the stage . rebecca : and waste my time on the huddled masses ? please ! gwen : ok , did you find the usb stick ? rebecca : no , and trust me , i looked everywhere . it 's not on him . gwen : well where is it ? rebecca : i do n't know . maybe the guy who killed him has it . gwen : you know you were one of the last people to be with him . rebecca : yes , and he would have destroyed your oh so precious marriage . [ scene_break ] luis : looks to me like anyone could have killed him . he was blackmailing so many people . sam : which one was so desperate that he or she would resort to murder to keep their secret safe ? [ scene_break ] miguel : fox 's records have to be in here somewhere . fox , fox , fox , fox . nicholas foxworth crane . i got it . [ scene_break ] kay : well , almost everyone 's gone . simone : you are worrying me . your wedding is almost here . you better decide what you 're going to do . kay : everything 's going to work out , it has to . simone : kay , my sister 's wedding was just interrupted by an uninvited dead body , and if you 're not careful , you 're going to have fox and miguel knifing each other at the altar . kay : oh god . ugh ! fox : hey , did i hear you moaning ? love , you 've got to stop worrying . everything 's going to be alright . kay : i know . fox : we 're getting married . i ca n't wait . simone : let 's just hope it 's a more peaceful wedding than this one . [ scene_break ] rebecca : oh ! oh ! luis : coroner 's certainly taking their old sweet time , huh ? sam : yeah . luis : did rebecca happen to say why he was wearing a dress ? sam : well she says that he actually liked it ? luis : liked it ? sam : yeah , and she also said that he was afraid . he was afraid someone was following him so he got into drag to disguise himself . look , i know what 's going on with fancy , but i really need your help on this , ok ? luis : well , if it will help me make detective again . sam : you solve this and you will . luis : listen , i 'll be honest with you , chief , my mind 's kind of preoccupied right now with finding the guy that attacked fancy . sam : i totally understand . i can work on this case all night . you do n't have to be here . look , i know fancy 's upstairs . under the circumstances , why do n't you go be with her . luis : it 's ok . sheridan 's up there and i 'm sure she 's taking good care of her . [ scene_break ] fancy : you make me sick . in front of luis , you 're as sweet as pie , `` oh , poor fancy . how is the darling girl ? `` but the moment you get me alone , you try to plant sick subliminal messages in my mind while you know i 'm in a coma ? sheridan : i did n't . fancy : no , unh - unh , you are not going to lie your way out of this one . you take advantage of me when i 'm sick and weak . you know what ? i do n't want to ever hear you criticize my grandfather ever again . you always babble on and on about how despicable and manipulative he was , but you know what , you 're no better . in fact , sheridan , you 're worse . you 're pure evil , an absolute monster . [ scene_break ] chad : you should n't be calling me . i told you i 'm getting married today . yeah , last night was hot . i ca n't stop thinking about it . i want to do it again , too . no , not tonight . tonight 's my wedding night . tonight 's reserved for whitney . look , i 'll tell you what , we 'll be together soon . i 'll figure out a way for us to be together for new year 's . whitney : so i was right , then . you lying bastard ! [ scene_break ] gwen : honey , can you please just take me home ? ethan : i do n't know . i think we should stay here in case sam has anymore questions . gwen : he said we could go . what 's the real reason you want to stay ? ethan : what 's that supposed to mean ? gwen : you 'll do anything to prove that jared is bad for theresa . you even accused him of murdering j.t . ethan : well j.t . 's death is pretty convenient for jared , do n't ya think ? now j.t . ca n't give me the dirt on jared . jared seems to be in the clear . gwen : he 's not the only one who wanted j.t . dead . j.t . was blackmailing a lot of people . ethan : well not me . look , i know j.t . had the goods on jared and i 'm gon na find out what it was . i 'm going to prove to theresa that that guy 's a fraud . i do n't want him anywhere near theresa or little ethan . [ scene_break ] theresa : jared , are you in here ? jared : alone at last . theresa : it has been quite a night . did you do all of this ? jared : yeah , i wanted this moment to be special . theresa : special . jared : tess , i keep on trying to ask you something , but each time i start , i get interrupted . i do n't care if a truck comes barreling through that wall right now , i 'm going to finish saying it . theresa .... hold on one second , i want to do this right . theresa : oh , jared . jared : tess , i think you 're the most incredible woman in the world . i think you 're funny and smart and sexy , and i have never loved another person the way i love you . i want to spend every minute of every day of the rest of my life with you . i want little ethan to have a real father and i want you to have a real family . tess , if you do me the great honor of marrying me , i promise i will always love you . i 'll spend every day doing whatever i can to make you happy . theresa : jared -- jared : marry me , tess . tell me you 'll be my wife . [ next_on ] fancy : i am warning you , sheridan , stay away from luis and me . whitney : marrying chad was the biggest mistake i 've ever made in my life . fox : kay , i 'm calling off our wedding .
jt cornell was identified as the dead body in the wedding cake , and rebecca 's display of grief masked her attempt to find the memory card that was missing from the envelope he stuck under the tabloid door . sam and luis wondered who killed him and why , and realized there were many people who had reason to want him dead . others , including chad , jared , theresa , eve , and gwen were relieved their secrets seem to be safe . chad made he mistake of talking to his lover on the phone , however , and whitney overheard , leading to a huge slap across the face and what might be the shortest wedding in passions history .
pilar : oh , look at everything ! jessica : oh , my gosh ! pilar : how beautiful ! jessica : it 's beautiful . wow . kay : great . you guys look great . pilar : oh , thank you . you , too . kay : thanks . sheridan , did you think this day would ever come ? sheridan : no . jessica : you 're finally going to have your big day . sheridan : i know ! pilar : it 's a wonderful day . you know that you have always been like a daughter to me , and now -- now you will be one ! sheridan : oh , thank you , pilar . pilar : oh ! sheridan : oh , god , i ca n't wait to marry luis . and i certainly ca n't wait to have a little baby as cute as this little guy . jessica : why do n't i take martin to the nursery until it 's time for the ceremony ? sheridan : that would be so great because luis does n't know that his son 's going to be in the wedding . it 's a surprise . pilar : yeah -- listen to my grandson ! listen to you ! kay : well , maria 's in the nursery , so he can play with her . sheridan : oh , great . thank you so much , jessica . jessica : ok . sheridan : see you later , little guy . jessica : come here ! oh . come on . come on . sheridan : you know what ? and i will take my dress into the bride 's room . pilar : here , do n't forget this . sheridan : thank you . pilar : here you go . we 'll be in there to help you in a minute . sheridan : great . thank you . pilar : bye , sweetie . kay : bye . very excited . pilar : oh , thank you . have you heard from miguel ? kay : he sent maria a doll and he called us . pilar : oh , good . kay : yeah . pilar : he called me on christmas morning , too , and i have to tell you he so wanted to be here for christmas with little maria . kay : oh , i know . i know , and he really wanted to be here for luis ' wedding , too , but -- pilar : well , yeah , his big brother 's day , right ? maybe he 'll come for easter . kay : hmm . i know you miss him . i know . i do , too . it 's hard raising a child with no dad . i do n't know how you raised five children without a husband . pilar : yeah , it was n't easy . it was very difficult , in fact . you know that i prayed every day for years for martin to come back to harmony , to come back to us , and now that he 's here , the only thing i can think about is i want him to leave forever . katherine : they look so happy , do n't they ? martin : yeah . they do look happy . katherine : yeah . i 've always dreamed of watching my daughter walk down the aisle . i 'd give anything to see her marry your son , martin . martin : i know . i wish we could be there , too , but we ca n't . katherine : no . it would create a disaster for both of them if we did . martin : pilar would go crazy seeing us there together and so would luis . he hates me . katherine : yeah , and sheridan wants nothing to do with me because in her mind i took luis ' father away from his mother all those years ago . martin : if they only knew the truth about why we had to leave harmony . katherine : oh , they know what a monster alistair is . but what they ca n't imagine is how brutal he was to me . if they could only know how heroic you were , martin . you took me away and you saved my life . martin : yeah , i just think that they 're filled with anger right now . at least they do n't have to worry about alistair tonight . he ca n't hurt them or stop luis and sheridan from getting married . katherine : thank god . martin : yeah . katherine : still , i wish we could go to the wedding , but we ca n't . martin : i know . paloma : but you can go to the wedding , tia . you have to go . both of you have to go . julian : you know , you really should n't let liz get to you like this . you should try to let it go . eve : let it go , julian ? julian : yeah . eve : she came to harmony expressly to ruin my marriage , and she did it . it just sickens me to have to call you my sister . you should have never been born . and you 're evil . and if there 's any justice in the world , you 'll just die . just die , liz . liz : there . do you see it now ? she was never the sweet , loving wife and mother she pretended to be . this is the real eve , just as selfish as she always was . eve : you shut up , you nasty bitch or i will kill you myself ! julian : shh . eve : i hate her for what she 's done . she destroyed my marriage , and now t.c . is going to marry her . and she 's trying to steal my daughters ? i could kill her . julian : now , sweetheart , i know how you feel , but you must watch what you say . if anything were to happen to liz , you 'd be the prime suspect . rebecca : do n't worry , julian . nothing 's going to happen to liz . i 'm going to kill eve first . have you found out what kind of poison was used on alistair 's cigar ? sam : well , we did get the tox report , but i ca n't divulge any information . let 's just put it this way -- it 's pretty nasty stuff . if someone gets a dosage of this stuff , could die in 15 seconds . [ pager beeps ] sam : oh , i got to take this . rebecca : sam 's report said the drug is used here at the hospital . the same poison was found in the pharmacy security room . rebecca : hello . why , thank you , eve . you just gave me the key to the closet . sam : well , you 've waited a long time for this , luis . luis : yeah , i have . i 'll tell you something -- i ca n't wait to make sheridan my wife . pilar : excuse me , luis . you can not be here , mijo , not yet . you might see sheridan and it 's bad luck . you need to go to the basement and wait there . luis : no -- kay : she 's right . it 's bad luck ! luis : all right , look , i 'm not worried about some silly superstition . i 'm going to marry sheridan and nothing is going to put a dark cloud over that , ok ? pilar : that 's fine , but i do n't want to take any chances . please ? luis : ok . ok , i 'm going . sheridan , i love you ! i ca n't wait to make you my wife ! sheridan : i love you , too , luis . i 'll see you soon . pilar : no . venn . now , come on . go , my beautiful , handsome son . go . luis : ok . pilar : oh . luis : precious . do n't you look pretty . do n't you . sam : was the monkey invited ? kay : oh , brother . [ precious yells ] luis : hey , come on . precious is very sensitive about being called a monkey , ok ? beth : oh . hey . precious , i told you to wait for us . mrs. wallace : oh . let luis go , precious . this is his wedding , and you are not his bride ! luis : she 's right . i am marrying sheridan . ah , come on . it would have never worked out between us anyway . mrs. wallace : let it go , precious . come on . come on , let luis go . that a girl . beth : so are you excited , luis ? luis : yeah . yeah , i am . i 'm really looking forward to seeing sheridan walk down the aisle . beth : hmm . well , i 'm sure it 'll be a day you 'll never forget . luis : yeah . pilar : you need to go . luis : all right . pilar : mijo , please . luis : ok , i 'm going . i 'm going . sam ? pilar : we need to help sheridan finish getting ready . kay : yeah . we 'll see you later . ok , and no drinking the holy water , precious . [ mrs. wallace chuckles ] mrs. wallace : what are you up to now , missy ? beth : what do you mean ? mrs. wallace : you were so worried before about telling sheridan that mrs .. wheeler was her real mother , katherine . now you 're back to being your old cocky self , so what 's going on ? beth : i figured out how i 'm going to tell sheridan . once i do , this wedding is never going to happen . [ mrs. wallace gasps ] beth : i 'm going to end luis and sheridan 's relationship forever . whitney : theresa . hey . theresa : hey . whitney : i got your message . theresa : oh , gosh . oh , thank goodness you 're here . thank god . listen , the lab technician -- they called ethan . the results are in . whitney : oh , my gosh . so , we 're going to find out whether you 're the baby 's mother or gwen . theresa : yeah . the lab technician -- she 's on her way , so -- look at her , whitney . she needs to know that her mommy 's here . she needs to know that . whitney : you 're really convinced she 's yours . theresa : yeah , i know it in my heart . that little girl in there -- she 's mine , and i just needed the proof , and now i 've got it . gwen : there wo n't be any proof , theresa , ok ? that baby in there is mine and you are not going to go near her ever again . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life theresa : it 's time for payback , gwen . you stole my son from me , but you will never take my daughter . gwen : would you stop saying that , theresa ? she is not your daughter . she 's mine ! ethan : all right , come on , come on , calm down . why do n't we just wait till we get the report , ok ? ivy : that 's right . we 'll all know the truth soon enough . gwen : where is the lab technician ? ethan : i do n't know . look , i 'm going to go find someone , tell them we 're here , ok ? liz : t.c . , are you ready ? t.c . : ready as i 'll ever be . i do n't want to run into eve , but i know she 'll be at the wedding . liz : just ignore her , sweetheart . t.c . : and i ca n't believe she threatened to kill you , liz . liz : yeah . eve really showed her true colors , did n't she ? you 're lucky you got rid of that woman . t.c . : yes , i am . but if she ca n't control her hatred for you , she 's going to destroy the rest of her life and then she 's going to completely alienate herself from whitney and simone . liz 's voice : that 's exactly what i 'm hoping for . eve : i just have to check on this one patient and then we can go to the wedding . julian : all right . i certainly hope everything goes well for luis and sheridan tonight . eve : well , alistair is incapacitated and he ca n't do anything to hurt them . julian : all right . rebecca : well , hello . ah . my . do n't the two of you look grand . why especially you , eve -- surprisingly elegant . eve : i 'll be back soon . julian : all right . what are you doing here , rebecca ? rebecca : oh , my daughter is here at the hospital waiting for the d.n.a . results -- remember ? i was just on my way to see her . julian : well , so that 's what you 're really doing ? rebecca : of course . pookie , you know , you should n't frown . you 're going to need botox . well , off i go . ta - ta . julian : wait a minute , rebecca . now , do n't think i did n't see what you just did . luis : oh , man ! everything 's so beautiful . sam : they certainly did a good job decorating , did n't they ? luis : i tell you , i want this to be sheridan 's dream wedding . you know what ? everything is going to be perfect , because i am marrying the most perfect woman in the world . sheridan : wow ! you are really good at this , jessica . jessica : i love the makeup i sell , that 's for sure . mark is the hottest makeup around today . sheridan : yeah . kay : yeah , my little sis is definitely getting rich selling it . [ women laugh ] sheridan : so , pilar , have you seen luis ? pilar : oh , yes , and i sent him to the basement to wait . sheridan : great . ok , now let me check my list . ok -- are all the candles set up ? jessica : check . sheridan : ok . and the flowers for the adoration of mary ? kay : oh , check . sheridan : great . ok , and what about the prayer for the faithful ? does luis have his copy ? pilar : yes , he has his copy . i made sure of it . sheridan : ok . kay : do n't worry . everything is ready . jessica : everything . do n't worry . sheridan : i just do n't want anything to go wrong , you know ? i want this wedding to be perfect . pilar : it 's going to be perfect . nothing will spoil your day . sheridan : hey , have you seen beth ? mrs. wallace : whoa , whoa . what are we doing in here ? beth : the church is remodelling their office , so the computer is in here . mrs. wallace : what do you need the computer for ? and if you say you 're still thinking about how to tell sheridan that her mother is alive , well , missy , you are two feathers short of a chicken . beth : that 's still the plan , mother . mrs. wallace : bethie , bethie ? look , i know that katherine crane is dead . i saw her memorial on the tv ! beth : well , you 're wrong as usual . katherine crane is alive and well and living here in harmony . mrs. wallace : oh , bethie , what evil are you plotting and right here in the church ? beth : i 've ordered the flowers . they should be here in a minute . now i just have to type up the card . mrs. wallace : what card ? what flowers ? beth : i ordered a beautiful bouquet of flowers for sheridan , and when it gets here , i 'm going to stick this anonymous card in the bouquet and it 's going to tell her that mrs .. wheeler is really her mother . sheridan will be thrilled , luis will be horrified , of course , and , voila , no more wedding bells . mrs. wallace : you are evil , bethie -- pure , unadulterated evil to be hatching such a plot right here in the church sacristy and on the church computer . oh , there 's got to be a special kind of hell for somebody like you when you die . beth : yeah , well , i 'm not dead yet . and while i 'm in this life , i 'm going to be in heaven with luis . mrs. wallace : ugh ! julian : i know what you did . rebecca : well , i -- i do n't know what you mean . julian : you 'll use any opportunity to upset eve and i want you to stop it . rebecca : julian , really , i would never -- julian : you will not do anything to hurt eve . do you understand me ? rebecca : pookie , you wound me to the quick . i mean , did n't i tell you i would give you a divorce ? and did n't i wish you and eve well ? julian : i am not stupid enough to believe that you 'll let go that easily , but you must know if you do anything to hurt eve , i will not be generous in a divorce settlement . on the contrary , i will destroy you in court and you will get nothing . so you leave eve alone . [ rebecca giggles ] rebecca : sorry , lover , but your plans have just changed . you 're never going to marry eve , because she 's going to die first . ivy : if there is any justice in this world , that little tramp will lose this one . gwen : she is going to lose , because that baby is mine . ivy : oh , honey , i am so sorry you have to go through all of this . whitney : you know , this is really strange . you do know that ? theresa : what do you mean ? whitney : well , i mean , usually a woman gives birth and you know , obviously , that she 's the mother , and you might not know who the father of the baby is . theresa : but i know who the father is -- ethan , just like fox is the father of your baby . whitney : yeah . theresa : and that little girl in there -- she 's mine , whitney . i know it . whitney : you know , none of this would have ever happened if you had n't drugged ethan and tricked him into sleeping with you so that you could get pregnant . theresa : yeah , i know i did n't use the best judgment . i 'm aware of that . but i needed leverage to make them give me my child back . whitney : ok . and what if the d.n.a . tests prove that gwen is the biological mother and not you ? theresa : no , that 's not going to happen . look , when i look at her , i see ethan 's eyes . i see my nose . ok ? now , in just a few minutes , i 'm going to have the results to prove that , and then ethan and i and little ethan will finally be a family with our little girl . whitney : you still believe that ethan 's going to leave gwen to be with you ? theresa : i 'm sure of it . paloma : papi , you have to go to the church to see your son marry . martin : sweetheart , you know how luis feels about me . he wo n't want us there . katherine : no , and we do n't want sheridan 's memories of her wedding spoiled by luis fighting with his father . paloma : what if luis did n't see you ? martin : i ca n't take that chance , paloma . katherine : and your mother -- i mean , if she saw us , she 'd be so upset . paloma : no . i have a way for you to be at the wedding without mama or luis even knowing you 're there . kay : sheridan , how 's it going ? pilar : she 's almost finished getting ready . just one more button . there . [ pilar chuckles ] sheridan : here i come ! what do you think ? kay : oh ! jessica : you look fabulous . kay : oh , my gosh ! you look gorgeous . sheridan : thank you ! jessica : i think i 'm going to cry ! pilar : no , do n't , do n't cry ! sheridan : oh ! pilar : we have to put the veil on . mrs. wallace : you are going to burn in hell , missy . beth : you shut up or you 're going to be weaving baskets at shady elms before you know it . jessica : hi ! beth : hey ! sheridan : mrs. wallace . there you are . i wondered what happened to you . beth : oh , i had to go check on marty in the nursery . wow . you look really beautiful . sheridan : thank you . [ knock on door ] beth and sheridan : oh . beth : i 'll get it . sheridan : thanks . beth : hi ! delivery man : flowers for miss sheridan crane . beth : oh , great . thank you . wow . sheridan : oh , wow . pilar : wow . what a bouquet . kay : it 's huge . jessica : and gorgeous . kay : yeah . sheridan : these are incredible . i wonder who sent them . beth : oh , well , here 's a card . sheridan : oh , thank you . beth : why do n't you find out ? sheridan : great . singer : you are my passion for life eve : whitney . hi . do you need a ride to the wedding ? whitney : i do n't think i 'm going to make it to the wedding . theresa 's d.n.a . test results are back and i 'm going to stay here with her . eve : yes , i heard the test results were back . you 've really been a good friend to theresa . i 'm very proud of you . whitney : i really do n't care if you 're proud of me or not , mom . if you 'll excuse me -- eve : whitney ? can we just talk for a minute ? whitney : about what , mom ? eve : about your baby . see , i got the information about the gene therapy and i thought that you should look it over before i schedule some consultations . whitney : look , mom , you know what ? if you never kept your past a secret , none of this would have happened . and no amount of gene therapy is going to change the fact that i am pregnant with my half brother 's child . do you understand that ? eve : sweetheart , i think that you should think about the baby . whitney : i am thinking about my baby . look , i 've already made all my appointments for consultations . see , my child 's future and how i can affect it -- that 's all i 'm thinking about , unlike you . i mean , you did n't think about your daughters ' futures at all , now , did you ? [ phone vibrates ] whitney : oh . that 's liz . she 's confirming our coffee date . eve : you 're -- you 're seeing liz ? whitney : yeah , i am . and she has been really great , mom . of course , she does n't know that i 'm pregnant with chad 's baby , but , you know , she 's been genuinely kind to me and gets my mind off everything for a little while . eve : whitney , my sister 's a liar . she does n't care about you . if she did , she would n't have worked so hard to tear our family apart . whitney : all she did was expose your lies , mom , so do n't blame liz . eve : oh , whitney . please do n't shut me out . whitney : no -- you know what ? i 'm here for theresa , ok ? i 'm going to go find her and help her through this crisis , so why do n't you live your life and let me live mine ? julian : are you all right ? eve : damn my sister . she 's going to pay for making my daughter hate me . damn her ! sam : well , it wo n't be too long now . luis : it sure wo n't . listen , i really appreciate you standing in for ethan tonight . sam : hey , do n't worry about it , ok ? i know ethan wanted to be at the hospital to get the results of the d.n.a . test . luis : well , look , if you want to go to the hospital , too , i totally understand . you know , it is your granddaughter they 're fighting over . i do n't even know if i 'm the baby 's uncle or not . sam : hey , listen , do n't worry about it . ethan wanted me to stand in , that 's what i 'm going to do . and i 'm sure he 'll let us know what happened as soon as he finds out . i just want the best for the baby no matter who the mother turns out to be . whitney : here . this will help you relax , ok ? theresa : ok . you look upset . what happened ? whitney : i just ran into my mother . that 's all , but you know what ? i 'm fine . theresa : are you sure ? whitney : yeah . i 'm fine . here comes ethan . gwen : ethan , what 's happening ? ethan : she 's on her way . theresa : with the results ? ethan : yes . gwen : ok , thank god . i just want this to be over so i can be in there with my baby . theresa : my baby , gwen . gwen : she -- ethan : ok -- hey , that 's enough . all right ? we 've already been warned about making a ruckus out here . if you do n't settle down , they 're going to throw us out . theresa : all right , i 'm sorry . i just -- my nerves are shot . gwen : well , you know , you 're not needed here , so why do n't you just go home so you can recuperate ? theresa : you know what , gwen ? can you just take a flying leap -- ethan : theresa , please . theresa : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . you know what , ethan ? i need to talk to you alone . ivy : oh -- why , so you can try to seduce him again ? gwen : it would n't work because she does n't have a blond wig . theresa : i do n't need a blond wig -- ethan loves me . gwen : oh , please , in your dreams ! theresa : oh , really , gwen ? were n't you the one who told me that a man knows exactly who he 's sleeping with no matter what disguise she is in , and what did ethan tell you the night that we made passionate love ? it was the best sex he ever had . gwen : little slut ! ethan : gwen , come on . gwen : get off of me ! ethan : stop , stop . theresa : fine . i 'll stop . but i need to talk to you alone , because i think it 's time that we picked out a name for our little girl . gwen : i am going to kill you ! [ whitney screams ] whitney : gwen , stop it ! you 'll kill her ! theresa : get her off of me ! [ rebecca hums ] rebecca : ha ! ah . oh . you are a dead woman , eve . nothing is going to stop me now . [ knock on door ] sheridan : oh . hey . julian : oh , there she is . oh , you make a beautiful bride , my sister . eve : absolutely gorgeous , sheridan . sheridan : thank you , julian and eve . thank you both for sharing this wonderful day . julian : we would n't have missed it . eve : and look at that beautiful bouquet . who is that from ? sheridan : i do n't know . beth : well , she still has n't opened the card . sheridan : oh , right . eve : well , honey , are you just so nervous ? sheridan : you know , i 'm just so excited , i can hardly breathe ! i 've waited so long for this day . eve : oh , i 'm so happy for you , and i 'm so glad that the one person who would want to break up this wedding is lying in a coma -- alistair . julian : well , we 'll let you finish getting ready . i 'll be back to walk you down the aisle when it 's time . sheridan : thank you , julian . i 'll see you in a bit . beth : sheridan , do n't you want to open the card ? sheridan : oh , yes . sam : sheridan ? sheridan : oh , hi . sam : hi , you look wonderful . sheridan : thank you . sam : father lonigan wanted to wish you well before the ceremony . sheridan : oh . father lonigan : i want to tell you how happy i am for you that this day is finally here . sheridan : oh , thank you , father . i 'm pretty happy about it myself . father lonigan : they tell me everything looks beautiful . paloma : oh , there you are . father lonigan , the organist is looking for you . father lonigan : ah . sam , would you help me ? sam : yeah , of course . father lonigan : thank you . sam : excuse me . paloma : sheridan , you look so beautiful ! sheridan : thank you , paloma . paloma : oh . pilar : mija , you look beautiful , too . sheridan : yeah ! pilar : and just think -- one day soon , you 'll be in the bride 's room and i 'll be helping you getting ready for your wedding . paloma : no , mama , you wo n't . tia elite will be with me on my wedding day . sheridan : pilar , i 'm so sorry . that was so rude of her . pilar : yeah , that 's ok , mija . i 'm not going to let anything spoil this day for you . we should all be happy . beth : and you still have n't figured out who sent these fabulous flowers . sheridan : that 's right . thank you . woman : sheridan . man : oh , you look beautiful . sheridan : oh , honey ! woman : congratulations , sweetie . we broke every speed limit to get here for you . sheridan : thank you . thank you so much . katherine : oh , my god . you look beautiful . paloma : oh , thank you . i found father lonigan . he said that it was all right for you to watch the ceremony from the sacristy . katherine : oh . well , that 's wonderful . thank you . martin : thank you for thinking of it , sweetheart . paloma : it would be terrible if you could n't see your own son 's wedding . martin : i know . paloma : it 's luis . eve : did n't sheridan look so beautiful ? julian : oh , just like a princess . eve : i am so glad that alistair is not going to be able to ruin this for them . julian : yeah , so am i . eve : i know what it 's like to have someone that you thought you loved try to destroy you and then do it . julian : eve , now , try not to think about it . eve : god , i ca n't help it . i ca n't believe that liz is still trying to undermine my relationship with whitney and simone . why ? what is she getting out of it ? she 's already gotten everything she wanted -- she exposed my past , destroyed my marriage . why does she have to keep trying to hurt me ? gwen : i am going to kill you , theresa ! ethan : gwen ! come on , enough . enough ! whitney : stop it ! ethan : come on . [ theresa coughs ] ethan : jeez . gwen : god . ethan : stop it ! theresa : well , what should we call her , ethan ? abigail , gina , gabriela -- gwen : shut up , theresa . theresa : megan ? gwen : shut up ! whitney : ok -- gwen : shut up ! whitney : if you ever want to get back with ethan , you 've got to stop this , because he 's furious right now . theresa : ok . ok , you 're right . i 'm calm . ivy : do n't waste your time trying to kill her , gwen . that 's going to take a stake through the heart . ethan : mother , you 're not helping . gwen : oh , my god -- thank god . let me go . theresa : ok . tell us . who 's the mother of the baby ? theresa : please , tell us . am i the baby 's mother ? gwen : i am the baby 's mother , theresa . lab tech : i do n't know . the results of the test are in here . gwen : thank you . lab tech : good luck . ivy : well , open it , gwen . whitney : theresa , open it . julian : eve -- eve , do n't do it . eve : i 'm not going to let her get away with it , julian . liz , you stay away from my daughters ! paloma : wait here , ok ? luis . hi . luis : hey . paloma : hi . luis : paloma . oh . i 'm so glad my little sis is here to see me get married . paloma : i would n't miss it . i 'm so happy for you . luis : oh . paloma : i saw sheridan . she looks beautiful . luis : oh , really ? well , i ca n't wait to see her . paloma : you should n't be running around like this . it 's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding . luis : i know . i 've been told , like , nine million times . paloma : so ? go back to where you 're supposed to wait . you do n't want any bad luck . luis : no , there 's not going to be any bad luck , ok ? sheridan and i are going to get married and nothing 's going to stop us . paloma : ok . luis : ok . sheridan : thank you so much for stopping by . woman : oh , you 're welcome . sheridan : i 'll see you after the ceremony . woman : ok . sheridan : thank you . well , it 's almost time to start . kay : i know . jessica : sit down so we can put on the veil . sheridan : ok . mrs. wallace : ooh . it 's pretty . pilar : it is . jessica : ok . kay : here we go . beth : sheridan , do n't you want to see who sent you these beautiful flowers ? sheridan : oh , yes , of course . kay : stay still just for a second while i put this on . sheridan : ok . kay : ok , right there . sheridan : great . kay : there you go . sheridan : thank you . kay : oh . [ women laugh ] sheridan : oh . jessica : oh . pilar : you look beautiful . beth : sheridan , the note . sheridan : oh , right . oh . beth : what -- sheridan , what 's the matter ? ethan : gwen ? honey , open it . open the envelope . whitney : theresa , open it . ivy : this is the moment you 've been waiting for , sweetie , the moment when you can finally be with your baby . theresa : my baby . gwen : oh , my god . theresa : oh , my god . eve : i 'm not taking any more from you , liz . you stay away from my daughter . liz : your daughter has no one else , eve . now that whitney knows you 're a liar and a whore , she certainly ca n't turn to you . julian : not now . t.c . : julian , you might want to wrangle your lover or i 'll let liz go after her . eve : liz , i will make you pay . i will kill you . rebecca : oh , no , no , no , eve . you 're the one who 's going to die . paloma : chief bennett , you were supposed to be watching luis . luis : i got caught . come on , man . i was antsy hanging around here . sam : sorry , paloma . i had to take father lonigan over to see sheridan . paloma : well , keep an eye on him . i 'll see you upstairs . sam : well , it wo n't be long now . luis : i just wish we could hurry up and get it over with , you know ? sam : look , you 'll be saying `` i do `` in no time . look , i 'm sure you can imagine how beautiful sheridan looks . luis : yeah . sam : she 's the prettiest bride i 've seen since grace and i got married , since your mom was a bride . luis : ok . i was trying not to think about my father . sam : sorry . luis : you know how much i hate him for abandoning us . hey , it does n't matter . i 'm just glad he 's not here to see the wedding . katherine : oh , this is perfect . martin : i 'm glad that we 'll be able to watch the ceremony and nobody will know , just as nobody will ever know that you 're sheridan 's mother , katherine crane . beth : sheridan , what is it ? sheridan : it 's from luis . `` i just wanted to tell you one more time how much i love you , how much i want you to be my wife . this is my dream come true to marry you . love , luis . `` kay : how romantic . sheridan : i know ! beth : was that the card that was in the flowers ? sheridan : oh , no , this was sitting here on the table . beth : oh . oh , here . sheridan : oh . beth : here it is . sheridan : thank you . kay : oh , we got to get our flowers , jess . jessica : yes , it 's almost time . see you at the altar , sheridan . sheridan : i 'll be there . kay : bye . jessica : ok . mrs. wallace : you are evil , missy -- pure evil ! beth : get out of here and take precious with you . pilar : i love you , sheridan . sheridan : i love you . beth : sheridan ? sheridan : yeah ? beth : do n't you want to find out who sent the flowers ? sheridan : oh , of course . it 's probably from luis . i mean , he just -- you know , he always says the most romantic things . beth : yeah . you never know . it could be life - changing . eve : i wo n't forget what you 've done , liz . and someday , you 're going to pay and you are going to pay dearly . ethan : oh , my god . [ `` wedding march `` plays ]
a few more people hear eve say that she wishes liz were dead . rebecca finds the poison she is looking for in the hospital pharmacy storage room . theresa and gwen get the d.n.a . results and both looked shocked when they read them . paloma arranges for katherine and martin to be able to see the wedding without sheridan and luis knowing they are there . beth decides to send a flower arrangement with a card from sheridan 's mother instead of straight out telling her who her mother is . sheridan gets ready for the wedding and starts to open the card at the end of the show .
miguel : nicholas foxworth crane . i got it . eve : i would n't do that if i were you . [ scene_break ] fancy : what 's happened to you , aunt sheridan ? you are just as bad as grandfather ever was . sheridan : that is so unfair and unfounded . fancy : i do n't think so . i was raped and instead of being there for me , offering sympathy or support , you are just trying to undermine the one good true thing i have in my life , my relationship with luis . sheridan : that is not true . fancy : you just ca n't stand that he loves me and i love him , can you ? what kind of selfish bitch are you ? luis : what 's going on here ? did i miss something ? [ scene_break ] whitney : you lying bastard . i was right about you . you are having an affair with another woman . chad : whitney , no . whitney : chad , i heard you . i heard you on the phone just now planning your next date with her . on our wedding day . how could you ? how could you do this to me ? how could you do this to your son ? chad : please , let me explain . whitney : do n't touch me ! get the hell away from me because i hate you . [ scene_break ] sam : i thought you would be gone by now . ethan : i decided to stick around for a little while . sam : well , you do n't really have to . the forensic team and the coroner will be here in a minute . ethan : i know . i do n't mind . sam : where 's gwen ? ethan : she went home to be with jane . sam : you could have gone with her . ethan : i know . i just thought i would thought i can hang out , i can keep you company . sam : whatever . are you staying for me or is there anything reason why you are so interested in j.t . 's sudden death ? ethan : like what ? sam : like maybe you are trying to find out what he had on theresa 's boyfriend , jared casey ? ethan : yes , i want to know more about the guy 's story before theresa gets so involved she ca n't get out . sam : since when is it your job to be theresa 's knight in shining armor . ethan : it 's not just about me . it 's about little ethan . i do n't want that guy raising that little boy . sam : ethan , i 'm your father , ok ? you can be straight with me . is it little ethan or theresa you are so worried about here ? [ scene_break ] jared : i 'm not too smooth at this . theresa : you do n't have to be . jared : the thing is i love you . i love you more than i have ever loved any person in the world . so much i want to spend the rest of my life with you . if you allow me . marry me , tess . make me the happiest man in the world and marry me . please say yes . [ scene_break ] luis : did i miss something ? fancy : no , nothing , really . i just keep having these flashes back to being attacked . luis : sorry . i wish there was something i could do to make you feel better . fancy : i know you would if you could . luis : well , at least you got your favorite aunt around for morale support , right ? fancy : yeah , my dear aunt sheridan . luis : how about some ice cream , huh ? i could call down to the kitchen ? fancy : no . no thanks , not now . i 'm just tired . luis : of course . right . you need your rest . i wish i could stay , but sam 's going to need me awhile longer . fancy : why ? what 's going on ? luis : well , i did n't want to tell you but i guess you are going to find out anyway . j.t . cornell was murdered downstairs . fancy : oh , my god . sheridan : the tabloid reporter from rome ? luis : yeah . and he was found in the middle of chad and whitney 's wedding cake no less . sheridan : ooh . how gruesome . luis : and since he was apparently blackmailing half of harmony , there are quite a few suspects . fancy : so you are helping sam with the questioning . luis : among other things . i wish i could stay . fancy : no , i 'll be fine , luis . your job comes first . luis : i wo n't be long . promise . at least you have your aunt sheridan to stay , right ? sheridan : that 's up to fancy . luis : well , i 'd appreciate it , you know , since i ca n't be here , it makes me feel better knowing that she 's with someone that loves her and she trusts so much . [ scene_break ] whitney : do n't touch me ! no ! chad : no . please . okay . i was n't doing anything . whitney : chad , how can you look into my eyes and betray me in the worst possible way . chad : i did n't betray you . whitney : i asked you . i asked you point blank , many times if you were having an affair and you swore to me you were n't . why did you marry me ? is it because you wanted to make a fool of me in front of family and friends . chad : this is not what you think . whitney : what you told me is that you loved me . chad : i do . i do love you with all of my heart . whitney : you can not love me with all of your heart if you are sleeping with another woman . who is she ? is she the real love of your life ? or just some slut you met in a bar one night ? chad : it 's not what you think . whitney : forget it . i do n't want to know . i do n't care , chad . just leave me alone , chad . chad : damn it ! damn it all to hell ! [ scene_break ] ethan : truth be told , i 'm not crazy about the idea of theresa hooking up with another guy , all right . all right . fine . look , i hate it . i hate it a lot . but i swear that 's not what this is all about . if this guy jared has a deep dark track record that i think he does . it could be dangerous to theresa and little ethan and it is my job , dad , to make sure that they are protected especially approximate from someone that could cause them harm . sam : it is just that you seem to be going way out of your way when the guy appears to be perfectly fine to everyone else . ethan : that 's what gwen says . sam : you ca n't really blame her , can you ? ethan : no , but i ca n't just sit by and do nothing . you know how hard i have tried to get theresa out of my head . i ca n't stop thinking about her . i ca n't . day and night . she 's in here . she 's in my head , she 's in my heart . sam : i guess that answers my question then . gwen has good reason to be worried . ethan : no , she does n't because i 'm going to stay married to her . i 'm going to uphold my marriage vows . sam : okay . well , if that 's the case , you have to leave theresa alone . that means letting her make her own choices even if some of them are mistakes . ethan : no ! sam : you have no say in her love life . okay . so just let it go . [ scene_break ] jared : marry me , tess . whitney : theresa ! theresa ! theresa : my god , what happened ? what ? whitney : it 's another woman . chad he 's having an affair . theresa : my god , sweetheart . whitney : he lied to me , theresa . he lied to me . [ scene_break ] grace : the weather here is so awful . i have no idea how we 'll be i 'll let you know as soon as i know anything . sam : i love you , grace . i ca n't wait to see you . grace : i have to get home . even if my homecoming means hurting people i love . [ scene_break ] fox : our wedding 's going to be perfect , you have nothing to worry about . { miguel : i mean it . i had a brain storm and if everything works out the way i think it will , you 'll dump fox to be with me . kay : what ? miguel : kay , fox is a crane . he 's lying to you know , i know he is . } fox : our wedding day is going to be the beginning of a beautiful life together . you and me and maria . nothing is going to get in the way of that . are you sure you are all right ? kay : you know , i ca n't lie to you , fox . i ca n't pretend like i do n't know anymore . fox : pretend that you do n't know what ? kay : i have to tell you the truth . i know everything . [ scene_break ] eve : you stole my keys to my office . and into my private medical files . miguel : i know it looks bad but i can explain . eve : this had better be very good , miguel , because i could have you arrested . miguel : i need to know if fox really has a terminal illness . i need to know if he 's dying . eve : what ? miguel : i knew it . it 's a lie , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] kay : i have known for awhile now . fox : just let me explain . let me explain . kay : let me finish . i guess the reason that i did n't tell you is because i was in shock . i mean , how can someone at your age in such seemingly perfect health be dying . fox : how did you know ? kay : i overheard you on the phone with your doctor . fox : why did n't you say anything ? kay : i should have , i guess . like i said , i was just in shock and i was so upset and i did n't know how to bring it up to you . i thought you were going to tell me and you did n't and i just could n't and i 'm sorry . fox : do n't apologize . i should apologize . i should have told you the truth from the beginning . i should have told you that i 'm dying . kay : why did n't you ? fox : i could n't . it was selfish . kay : how can you say that ? it 's the truth . fox : it 's true , it was selfish . the reason i did n't tell you because i was afraid i was going to lose you , that once you found out i was dying , you would n't want to marry a man that was n't long for this world . and then there was the other fear that if i told you , you would just -- you would just feel pity for me and that 's why you would marry me . i know what a nice person you are . i knew you could n't leave me even if you wanted to . the last thing i want is for you to stay with me because you feel sorry for me . kay : i hate that you thought you had to go through this all by yourself . fox : there 's another reason that was n't so selfish . i wanted you and maria to be taken care of after i was gone . i knew that if you became my wife , you would have all of the benefits that come along , the medical , legal , financial . all part of being a crane . i wanted you and maria to be taken care of in every way possible after i was gone . kay : you are so not selfish , that is the most generous loving thing a person could do . [ scene_break ] miguel : i knew it . i can tell by your reaction that i was right . it was all a hoax . it was all a hoax cooked up by fox to keep kay from leaving him for me . fox is n't dying . i knew it . he is n't even terminally ill . eve : wait . you are jumping to conclusions . i never said anything about fox 's medical history . miguel : but the look in your eyes gave it away . eve : i 'm not having this conversation with you , miguel . miguel : fox made it up , dr. russell . he made the whole thing up . somehow he got wind he was losing kay to me and he got desperate . everyone knows what cranes do when they get desperate . they lie , cheat and manipulate the truth so they come out on winning end . eve : i 'm sorry . as fox 's physician i ca n't confirm or deny any of your suspicions . medical files are privileged and confidential . so if you will just hand me fox 's file , we 'll just forget that this unfortunate incident ever happened . miguel , give me that file now . [ scene_break ] whitney : how can he do this to me ? how can he have been cheating on me the whole time ? theresa : are you sure about this ? whitney : yes . i am sure . i heard him . jared : i 'll leave you two alone . theresa : can you tell me everything ? whitney : well , i walked into the kitchen . and i wanted to tell him he did n't have to worry that the reception was ruined and he was on the phone . and i overheard him , you know , he was talking to this girl . and making a date to sleep with her again . on our wedding day . theresa : this does n't make any sense . whitney : i know it does n't but i heard it . i heard it plain . theresa : i do n't know what to say . whitney : i know what to say , i should have followed my instincts , right . i knew this was going to happen . i knew it . i knew it but i did n't want to face the truth , you know . theresa : well , honey , i did n't want to either . i kept telling you that this pre - wedding jitters . whitney , i 'm sorry . whitney : it 's not your fault . i mean , i 'm the idiot here . i should have known because i knew what was happening . i knew something was wrong . i did n't do anything about it . theresa : you may not want to hear this but i know that chad still loves you . whitney : no . because you do n't lie and cheat on somebody that you love . this whole wedding is just one big sham . marrying chad was the biggest mistake i have ever made in my life . [ scene_break ] jared : i knew something like this would happen , man . chad : you saw whitney , huh . jared : i just came from her she 's with tess . chad : she is my wife and wants nothing to do with me . she hates me . jared : does this come as a huge surprise ? chad : i know i was playing with fire . i swear to you , i did n't mean to hurt her , jared , i love her . it 's killing me i hurt her this way . jared : why did you keep going with this lover of yours ? [ scene_break ] luis : thanks again . it means a lot to us . fancy and me . sheridan : why did n't you tell him that you think i am trying to undermine your relationship ? fancy : you think ? i know what you are doing , sheridan . sheridan : you could have made luis hate me forever . so why did n't you take your best shot ? fancy : if i told luis what you were up to , he would be devastated . even though he loves me now , he still cares about you . he thinks you are about the best person who ever lived and i could n't hurt him by showing what i bitch you have turned into . a cold - hearted , mean , selfish bitch . sheridan : how dare you . fancy : no , i am warning you . stay away from luis and me . steer clear or next time i will tell him everything . [ scene_break ] jared : i do n't get it . you are always telling me how much you love whitney . why do you insist on having these jaunts at the motel with a new lover . chad : would you stop saying lover . love has nothing to do with what i 'm doing . jared : it is just sex , right ? chad : just sex . nothing else . jared : you do n't have a good enough sex life with the woman you love ? chad : it 's not about that . whitney and i are great together that way . it 's just different , that 's all . it 's completely separate from what she and i have . jared : completely separate from what you and her have . that 's great . why do n't you try telling that to your new wife . chad : what if i lost her forever ? [ scene_break ] whitney : i feel like such a fool , a blind ignorant stupid fool . theresa : stop . you are none of those things , whitney . whitney : but i knew , you know . i knew deep down . what did i do ? i did n't do anything about it . i let it slide and married him anyway . theresa : whitney , if what you are saying that chad did is true , he 's the fool . okay . not you . you followed your heart . you believed in the man that you loved . whitney : yeah , well , never again . theresa : you married him in good faith . he 's the one who has broken it . whitney : honey , is this an engagement ring ? this is an engagement ring , is n't it ? oh , my god . this is what i walked in on . i am so sorry . theresa : stop . hey . jared just proposed to me . whitney : okay . that 's great , honey . you said yeah ? theresa : no , he put it on my finger before i had the chance to answer him . whitney : but you are going to say yeah ? theresa : i do n't know . i mean , i 'm kind of glad you interrupted and told me all of this . i am not sure . whitney : what do you mean you are not sure ? honey , jared is a great guy . he 's nuts about you . he would never do to you what chad did to me . why are you considering not marrying him ? oh , of course . let me guess . theresa : no . yes , it 's ethan . it 's always ethan but not how you think . whitney , he 's been really persistent about jared having this deep , dark secret he 's convinced that jared is keeping something from me , something from every single person in harmony . whitney : and you believe that ? theresa : well , i do n't want to believe it . but i do n't know , whitney . i do n't really know . we were both fooled by chad . maybe jared is fooling me . i do n't know . [ scene_break ] sam : the coroner 's taken j.t . 's body down to the morgue . luis : i thought you would be gone by now . sam : well , he was hoping we would find something on j.t . 's body that would nail jared . luis : you are still stuck on that ? you really do n't like my sister 's boyfriend , do you ? ethan : no . no , i do n't . luis : look , ethan , i appreciate your concern but so far i have n't seen or heard anything that would make me suspect that jared is n't the guy who he says he is . besides that , theresa really likes him . ethan : yeah , see that 's what bothers me . if i do n't turn up something on this creep soon , your sister may end up marrying this guy . luis : look . here 's the thing . theresa is a grown woman . and she has a right to make her own decisions , the same way that sheridan made her decision to not be with me . now if theresa wants to be with jared , you have to accept it . [ scene_break ] fancy : just stay away from luis or i 'll have to tell him how evil you are . sheridan : you are totally blowing this out of proportion . i did n't -- i know what i said sounded bad . fancy : sounded bad ? it was awful . sheridan : you completely misunderstood my motive . i did n't say what i did to hurt you and luis . i said it to help you . fancy : you must think i am an idiot . sheridan : no . do n't be ridiculous . i think you are incredibly smart and i love you and i hate that you think the worst of me right now . fancy : you give me good reason . sheridan : would you just hear me out for a second ? the cranes have a long , sorry history with the lopez - fitzgerald 's . fancy : you ought to know . you 're the one who broke luis ' heart . sheridan : i am not talking about me right now . i am talking about the rest of our family . for starters , my mother took pilar 's husband away from him . my father was behind antonio 's death . not to mention the countless atrocities that he has committed against theresa . and then he not only took marty away from me , but he did it to luis . he wanted to punish him in the worst possible way that he knew how . you have no idea what marty 's death did to me . no idea at all . let me ask you a question . why do you think i married chris ? fancy : i have been trying to figure that out . because he had a son marty 's age ? sheridan : that 's part of it . but i do love chris . there was a moment after i married chris that i found out that luis was alive . and i could have left chris to be with luis . but i did n't . i could n't bear to put luis through any more suffering that he had already been through at my father 's hands . any involvement with our family will only put him through pain and heartache . fancy : i am not you , aunt sheridan . luis and i can have a happy life together . sheridan : you really believe that ? fancy : yes , i do . grandfather 's dead . there is n't anything he can do to hurt us . sheridan : oh , no ? alistair can reach from beyond the grave . he would rather rot in hell for all of eternity to see you or me with luis . fancy : i 'm not afraid . sheridan : then you are making a terrible mistake . fancy : luis and i are strong and we both love each other . we can handle whatever life dishes out . sheridan : does that include your recent rape ? [ scene_break ] priest : any news on our flight ? grace : no , nothing yet , father . priest : i do n't mean to pry but i could n't help but notice you seem to be in a bit of distress . part of my job description is to notice these things , i 'm afraid . grace : sorry , i did n't realize it was that obvious . priest : anything you want to talk about ? it seems we have time on our hands . grace : thanks , father . i 'm returning home after a very long absence . priest : yet , you are not happy . grace : i found out something terrible that i have to share with friends and family back home . even though it is going to hurt them very deeply . priest : yet , you know secrets only wind up hurting people more . grace : yeah . i learned that the hard way . that 's why the truth has to come out no matter what the consequences . [ scene_break ] sheridan : you said yourself you just endured the worst thing that could happen to a woman . fancy : well , i 'll survive . sheridan : i 'm sure you will . and when i heard about what happened to you , it just broke my heart . because , yes , i 'm your aunt but i also think about myself as your big sister . when i heard about this horrifying nightmare , it just tore me up inside . fancy : well , i told you , i am feeling -- i 'm not alone . i have support . sheridan : you mean luis ? fancy : yes , i mean luis . he 's been wonderful . sheridan : they usually are at first . fancy : who are they ? sheridan : the husbands , the boyfriends , of rape victims . no matter what they say or how supportive they seem , they usually ca n't get the image of the violation against their girlfriends or wives out of their minds . fancy : luis is a policeman . sheridan : yes . but he 's a man first , fancy . and every time that he touches you , he 's going to have to remember that this stranger attacked you and had sex with you and that would be hard for any man to deal with . fancy : no . sheridan : i 'm sorry . i should n't have said anything , it 's just that this is an issue you 're going to have to deal with before it eats away at both of you and i do n't want to see you get hurt any more than you already have been . [ scene_break ] kay : it is just amazing , i ca n't imagine all of the stress that you have been under since you found out you are dying and yet all you can think about is me and maria . fox : it helped . not to think about myself . besides , it was n't all so selfless . the truth is i could n't imagine losing you . but now i see how unfair that was to keep the truth from you . you should n't have to go through what could be a very long and painful death . i love you too much to put you through that . kay , i 'm calling off our wedding . i do n't want you to marry me . [ scene_break ] eve : miguel , what you are doing is against the law ? miguel : i do n't care . i knew it . absolutely nothing . no mention anywhere of a terminal illness . fox is n't dying at all . [ scene_break ] kay : you do n't mean that . fox : i do mean it . and it kills me to say it because i am such a selfish -- kay : do n't . fox : you do n't have to marry me . all right . it was unfair of me to keep my condition from you . now that you know , go . go find somebody else who is going to make you happy for a lot longer than i 'll be able to because i ca n't stand the idea of you staying with me out of pity . kay : no , i do n't want to go anywhere . it 's not pity . it 's love and i know that it is not going to be easy but i want to spend every moment that i have with you , you mean the world to me . fox : you are an angel . kay : no , i 'm not . i ca n't believe this happened to you . you do n't deserve this death sentence . i want to be with you every day . i love you and we 'll get through this together , okay . [ scene_break ] eve : miguel , do n't you dare walk out that door . miguel : i 'm sorry , dr. russell . i got what i came for . now i have to tell kay that fox is in perfect health and it is all a big lie so she would stay with him . eve : miguel , what is in that file is confidential , privileged information . now , if you say what is or is not in that file to kay or to anyone else , you could be in very serious trouble . miguel : i 'll take the risk . because it is worth it to me . kay deserves to know the truth before she marries this low life . now kay and i have a chance to get back together . eve : miguel ! come back here ! [ scene_break ] sheridan : believe it or not , i was only doing this for you and luis . fancy : i ca n't tell you how relieved i am , aunt sheridan . i 'm so sorry i jumped to such a rotten conclusion about you . sheridan : you have been through so much . fancy : yeah , i 'm still pretty shaken up about the attack . i 'm not seeing things clearly , you know . i guess it has made me more guarded and suspicious than i used to be . sheridan : anyone would be . fancy : well , i should have known better . i hope you can forgive me for all of the things i said to you . sheridan : of course i can . i understand . fancy : i 'm really tired . sheridan : why do n't you get some rest . fancy : thanks for trying to look out for me and luis . it means a lot to me . sheridan : anything i can do , i 'm here for you . i just do n't want you to make a mistake that will cause you terrible pain . she bought it . fancy : not quite , aunt sheridan . i wo n't let you ruin what i have with luis . who knew you would turn into a world class bitch ? [ scene_break ] chad : i did n't think things could get any worse after j.t . fell into my wedding cake . god only knows how i 'll make things right with whitney . jared : at least you seem to be off the hook with the murder thing . j.t . was blackmailing you , but i do n't think anyone considers you the murderer . listening to anything i 'm saying here , man ? chad : yeah , you know , you 're right . i 'm off the hook for that . there are a lot of people that j.t . has dirt on though , right ? [ scene_break ] theresa : what if j.t . did have something on jared ? whitney : do n't ask me , you know , i would n't trust a new born kitten right now . i can not believe i married that lousy bastard . why could n't i have found out he was having an affair before i actually said i do ? theresa : what ? whitney : what if j.t . knew chad was having an affair ? theresa : well , it would n't surprise me . j.t . seems to know everything about everyone . whitney : jared and chad could both have very good reasons for wanting j.t . dead . theresa : do you think -- do you think one of them killed him ? whitney : what do you think ? theresa : i do n't know what to think . i do n't know what to think about anyone or anything anymore . [ scene_break ] sam : any news on your flight ? grace : just that it wo n't be tonight . sam : oh , no . grace : the weather 's stopped everything cold . it has us booked into a nearby hotel and hopefully we 'll be on the first flight out tomorrow morning . all of the times to be delayed . sam : you sound upset . grace : there 's something i need to tell you , sam . sam : okay . well , tell me now . grace : it needs to be done in person . i do n't feel comfortable talking about it on the phone . sam : it sounds serious . grace : i ca n't hear you . sam ? i just got to get home before it 's too late . priest : you are not going to tell anything to anyone because you are not going to make it home , grace . [ next_on ] luis : as difficult as it was to hurt her , it was the right thing to do . you are the only woman that i will ever love . chad : she is my wife , she belongs home with me . whitney , open the door !
miguel was caught rifling through eve 's patient files when she arrived from whitney 's wedding reception . he grilled her on fox 's condition , but she would n't tell him anything , citing confidentiality . he grasped on to her reaction to his statement that fox is supposed to be dying as proof he is right , tho , and left to tell the world . kay let fox know she is aware of his condition , telling him she overheard him talking to the doctor . he said he did n't tell her because he did n't want to lose her or have her marry him out of pity , but she said neither would happen . he tried to cancel their wedding , but she would n't hear of it , although she thought it was a very sweet thing for him to do . ethan and sam talked about his obsession with protecting theresa from jared , but when sam told him to forget her and concentrate on his marriage and gwen , ethan told him he ca n't do that . he wo n't leave gwen , but he wo n't let theresa move on , either , which sam said is just wrong .
theresa : oh , woody , this is really exciting . ok , so tell me who the special person is that 's helping you with my case . woody : theresa , i do n't want to jinx it by giving you a name . theresa : but come on . i mean , it 's true , right ? i mean , there 's actually someone that 's going to help me keep little ethan and stop julian and rebecca from taking my son away from me . woody : you know , theresa , i ca n't elaborate or explicate , but suffice it to say , we do have the inside track now and i ca n't see us losing this case with this special person working for us . theresa : woody , i can not tell you how relieved i am . you know , when ethan told me that -- that he was n't going to help me keep my son , i was really upset . but now that we 've got this special person helping us , i just know that rebecca is not going to be able to take my son away from me . rebecca : is n't it wonderful , pookie ? ethan has decided to help us in our fight to get little ethan away from theresa . gwen : ethan , what 's going on ? did i hear you correctly ? ethan : uh -- yeah , i agreed to look over these documents relating to little ethan 's custody , yes . gwen : really ? rebecca : you see , gwen ? i told you ethan would come around . gwen : honey , i 'm kind of surprised . you know , you seemed really adamant about wanting theresa to retain custody . julian : i was surprised , too . gwen : i mean , i think -- i think it 's wonderful , but what happened to change your mind ? ethan : um -- look , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . i -- can we talk later ? i really need to look these over now . gwen : ok . of course . ethan : thank you . i hate deceiving you , honey , but i ca n't stand to watch an innocent child be taken away from his mother . i just can't . alistair : ahem . dr. ackland : mr. crane , am i to understand that you 're planning on having one of the lopez fitzgerald brothers kill the other ? alistair : that 's right , doctor . `` and cain talked with abel , his brother , and it came to pass when they were in the fields that cain rose up against abel , his brother , and slew him . `` genesis 4 : 8 . i will use the brothers luis and antonio to take care of my problem . dr. ackland : your problem -- yes , to keep luis and your daughter sheridan apart . alistair : exactly . when my plan is achieved , one of the brothers will be dead and sheridan will be locked in the psych ward for the rest of her life . sheridan : is n't he just beautiful ? luis : yep . sheridan : you see how happy he is ? he just loves being in my arms . beth : damn sheridan , holding my baby , acting like he 's hers . mrs. wallace : hello . he is sheridan 's baby . you stole him . if she had n't started breastfeeding him , that sweet little thing would be dead by now . you sure aheheck could n't save him . beth : i know that , mother , and i 'm glad that he 's all right now . but i can not let sheridan come between luis and me . i just can't . luis : excuse me a second , sheridan . sheridan : sure . beth : ahem . luis : is everything all right ? beth : no , everything is not all right , luis . i want my baby back . i want sheridan to give me my baby back right now . kay : please -- please do n't let my baby die , dr . russell . you have to save her . miguel : my god . what happened , kay ? kay : our baby is sick , and i could n't get ahold of you ! why did you have your cell phone turned off ? miguel : i do n't know . i guess i did n't realize that it was off . pilar : kay , sweetheart , miguel had no idea the baby was sick . kay : yeah , well , he would have if he would 've been here with his daughte miguel : what 's wrong with my baby ? pilar : she had a high fever , and then it became dangerous , mijo . tabitha : dr. russell gave her antibiotics , but then she stopped breathing . kay : our baby could be dying , miguel , and you were n't here ! miguel : i 'm sorry , ok ? i -- i just wanted to spend some time with charity . kay : what kind of father are you ? what , is your girlfriend more important that your child ? miguel : no . ok , of course not . charity : kay , do n't blame miguel . kay : you do n't tell me what to do ! god -- pilar : eve , how is she ? kay : oh , god . please tell me , is she a right ? is she going to be all right ? oh , god . god , our baby 's dead ? singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life so you 're a cavity fighter , huh ? # aooww '' ? ? @ bv < / theresa : this is fate , woody . i knew fate would n't let julian and rebecca take my son away from me . woody : uh -- just -- just hold on . do n't count your chickens before the cows come home . we still have some hurdles to leap . but i am -- i 'm confident . i 'm supremely confident that we 're going to win this case , theresa . theresa : i believe you . i mean , i totally believe you . i knew god would n't let my son suffer no matter what i 've done . woody : exactly . now , are you going to be home for a while ? i have some documents for you to sign . theresa : oh , yeah . of course , yeah , i 'll be here . i 'll see you soon , and thanks for everything . woody : later . theresa : bye . [ theresa gasps ] theresa : wow . `` for my mommy . `` you know what ? for my son , you do n't have to worry , because no one 's going to take you away from me ever again . and that 's a promise . that 's a promise . [ little ethan squeals ] [ phone rings ] woody : oh , man . stumper the wood man here . ethan : woody , it 's -- it 's ethan . woody : hey , ethan , i was just on my way to theresa 's house . ethan : good , that 's good . but listen , listen . i -- i just heard that rebecca is planning on having child protective services come and take little ethan away today . woody : oh -- today ? theresa will freak out . ethan : yeah , yeah , i know , i know , but listen . i have a way to keep it from happening . i want you to listen to me carefully , and you do exactly as i say . antonio : sheridan , i have to go to the hospital to sign some papers . you going to be all right ? sheridan : sure . we 'll be fine . do n't worry about us . antonio : ok . hey , guys , i 'm going to the hospital . i 'll be back just as soon as i can . you ok ? luis : everything 's fine . antonio : all right . luis : see you . antonio : bye . [ martin fusses ] luis : beth , i know that you 're worried about sheridan thinking that your baby is hers , ok ? but dr . russell just said -- beth : i do n't care . i want my baby back now . luis : and you will get your baby back eventually , ok ? but the best thing for the baby is that he 's with sheridan right now . dr. russell just said so . beth : yeah , but he 's feeling fine now , so he should be with me . luis : ok , our baby almost died of starvation . remember ? ok . now , look at him . he 's eating . he 's starting to get healthy . and sheridan has n't looked this good in a long time , ok ? she 's happy now . beth : yeah , but she 's happy only because she 's living on false hope , thinking that our son is hers , but he 's not . luis : i know that , ok ? but -- look , eve even told us that we have to be careful about sheridan bonding with the baby , ok ? but the best thing is that the baby 's with sheridan right now . all right , her being able to breastfeed him is the thing that 's making him healthy . sheridan : look . come here and look at him . is n't my baby beautiful ? mrs. wallace : he 's adorable . sheridan : yes , you are . yes , you are . luis ' voice : oh , sheridan , you 're going to have to learn the truth eventually that he 's not your baby . i 'm just worried that when you do , it 's going to destroy you again . kay : shshe 's dead ? oh , god , please tell me she 's not dead . eve : no . no , no , kay , your baby is not dead . kay : oh , god , she 's not ? eve : no . miguel : thank god . pilar : gracia santo . kay : by the way you looked at us -- are you saying she 's all right now ? eve : no , she 's breathing but with great difficulty . i 'm afraid she 's still in danger . kay : then do something . eve : we 're going to take her upstairs , and then i 'll monitor her closely . miguel : should n't we take her to the hospital ? eve : miguel , there 's nothing that they can do at the hospital that we ca n't do here . pilar : are you saying the 's 's nothing more that can be done ? eve : oh , we can give her alcohol baths and the meds , and then after that all we can do is pray . tabitha , endora -- no signs of fever ? tabitha : no fever . she 's right as rain . tabitha 's voice : thank hades we witches ca n't be touched by mortal sickness , so my baby 's safe . tabitha : i 'm so sorry about your little maria , kay . if there 's anything i can do -- kay : no , thank you , tabitha . i 'm just going to take her upstairs to bed . miguel : i 'll come with you , kay . pilar : me , too . eve : tabitha , i 'm going to use the phone in the living room , if that 's ok ? tabitha : oh , yes , yes , of course . i 'm going to take endora up to the nursery . charity : i 'll bring this up to maria . tabitha : charity , i do n't want to sound cruel , dear , but i think it 's better if you stay down here , away from kay and miguel and the baby . let them handle this crisis as a famy . y . you know what i mean , do n't you , dear ? charity : yeah . yeah , you 're right . charity : you . what are you doing here ? death : i 'm here for maria 's soul . [ knock on door ] antonio : dr. ackland , it 's antonio . i came to sign those papers . alistair . what the hell are you doing here ? alistair : now , is that any way to talk to your father - in - law ? antonio : so , what the hell do you want ? alistair : i want to help you , antonio . your brother is trying to steal your wife . i want to help you stop that from happening . beth : ok , the baby 's asleep . this is the perfect time to separate them . so why do n't you tell sheridan that she should go home and take a shower and get se e rest . luis : i do n't know . beth , come on . it -- it 's a long time since the baby 's had any nourishment . what if he wakes up and he 's hungry again ? beth : ok , well , if he wo n't take his formula , then i 'll call you . sheridan can pump some more milk for the baby , and you can bring it over . luis : all right . all right . this is as good a time as any , huh ? hey . sheridan : hey . luis : ahem . i was just thinking that , since he 's asleep , this could be a good time for -- for me to take you home . you could get some rest . sheridan : no , i do n't want to leave my baby . luis : he 's sleeping so soundly right now . he probably wo n't wake for hours . now would be the perfect time . sheridan : right . he probably will sleep through . luis : yeah . sheridan : ok , i 'll just -- i 'll go upstairs and get the things i brought from the hospital . luis : ok . sheridan : oh . sheridan : bye , sweetheart . beth : ok . sheridan : you got him ? luis : beth -- beth : luis -- luis : beth -- beth : i think that we should wean sheridan from the baby as soon as possible for her own good . i mean , she 's going to have to face the reality that this is our baby , that you and i are his parents . luis : you know , now that sheridan 's upstairs , i think that -- i think we need to talk , ok , you know , about how things are . beth : what do you mean , how things are ? luis : well , i just want to be upfront with you , ok ? now , you know that i 'll always be here for you and the baby . beth , i love sheridan , ok , and i 'm determined to spend the rest of my life with her . ethan : so , woody , you understand ? we have little time and i do n't want you to alarm theresa , but you have got to file a motion to extend theresa 's custody . woody : what kind of motion would that be ? ethan : it does n't matter . it can say anything as long as it 's a motion that the court has to consider , ok ? it 'll buy us some time . it 'll prevent them from taking little ethan today . woody : ok . understood . i 'm on it . i 'll head over to the courthouse , file the paperwork . then i 'll go to theresa 's . ethan : ok , perfect , perfect . by the time rebecca tries to take little ethan away , it 'll be too late . we 'll have a court order to prevent her from taking the child . woody : unless -- ethan : unless what ? woody : what about that crook , judge reilly ? julian crane has him in is back pocket . ethan : look , he may on the crane payroll , right , but he still has to go through due process or he 'll risk exposing himself . look , woody , just file the -- file the motion , ok ? woody : all right , all right . it 's as good as done . ethan : and , woody , remember , theresa must not know that i 'm helping her . woody : i know , i know . i got it . mum 's the word . rebecca : very naughty , ethan . very naughty , indeed . there 's no way you can stop me from taking little ethan away from theresa no matter wtt you do . rebecca : hello . it 's rebecca . the plans have changed . ba - dup - ba - ba - ba . hoe mearly toominndhohoit do ppey ! u owhai 's ang he ippppp apfveñc urañtx reeor , o n ' yoru rebecca : i can not believe how two - faced ethan 's been . i mean , all the time he 's lying through his teeth , telling us that he is helping us against theresa , and all the time he 's really helping theresa . julian : i always knew ethan had a conscience . rebecca : hmm . all the more proof that he is n't really your son . how could he do this to me ? how could he do it to gwen ? julian : stuck between the proverbial rock and a hard place . he wants to be loyal to little ethan because he 's the child 's godfather . at the same time , he wants to be loyal to gwen . he simply wants to do the right thing . rebecca : well , just do n't tell gwen about it , all right ? i do n't want to see her get hurt again . gwen : to be honest , honey , i did n't think you 'd be able to resist helping theresa , i mean , even after you promised me you 'd stay away from her . ethan : i 'm staying away from her , and i just want what 's best for little ethan . gwen : and i firmly believe that it 's best for little ethan to be away from theresa . can i get you some coffee ? ethan : no , thank you . gwen : ok . ethan : wrong , gwen . what 's best for little ethan is to be with theresa . she 's his mother . rebecca : julian , i 've just had the most brilliant idea . julian : lord help us . rebecca : no , i 'm going to let it slip to theresa that ethan is actually helping us to take little ethan away from her . then she 's going to hate and despise him , do n't you think ? she 's never going to forgive him . julian : oh , yes , i suppose . rebecca : well , then she 'll never try to take ethan away from gwen . oh -- oh , it 's time we go . julian : go ? go where ? rebecca : well , i 've moved up the timetable to take little ethan away from theresa , and the c.p.s . officer is probably already on his way over there . so , ethan , gwen , it 's time we headed over to casa lopez fitzgerald to pick up julian 's son . ethan : whoa , whoa , whoa , wait a minute . i thought that was happening later . rebecca : change of plans . and i know you want to be there when we liberate little ethan . ethan : right . sure . i just have to make a quick call first . rebecca : oh , you can make that call later . ethan : no , no , no , it 's ok . it 'll just take a minute . go ahead and meet me outside . rebecca : oh , no , no , ethan . i mean , none of this would be happening without your brilliant expertise . and i am so grateful to you -- so very grateful -- that i 've decided that , well , until we have custody of little ethan , you and i are going to be joined at the hip . pilar : miguel , mijo , i know you feel terrible , but there 's no way you could 've known . miguel : i should 've had my cell phone on . kay , i 'm so sorry . ok , i know how awful it must 've been for you . kay : no , you don't . but , you know , it does n't even matter . it does n't matter now . i mean , you ca n't do anything about it now . miguel : i 'm sorry . it will never happen again . kay : you know , miguel , just -- would you just please quit making promises that you ca n't keep ? i mean , how many times have you said you were going to be there for your daughter and you just go off with charity ? you know what ? i do n't even -- i do n't even want to talk about that right now . all i am worried about is maria . miguel : so am i . kay : miguel , just go . just go and be with charity . it 's where you want to be , anyway . miguel : no , i want to stay . i want to stay , ok ? i want to stay here th you and maria . i want to help . kay : well , you ca n't help . it 's always up to the mother to take care of the child . it does n't matter if you 're married or single . it 's -- it 's always up to the mother . it 's just the reality of the situation . kay : i love you so much that i ca n't bear to see you so sick like this . god , i have this horrible feeling that i 'm going to lose you , that i 'm going to lose you forever . god . charity : you ca n't have maria . you ca n't take her . charity : where 'd you go ? did i just -- did i just imagine it ? eve : charity , honey ? are you ok ? who were you talking to ? charity : nobody . is maria going to be ok ? eve : well , she 's still in a precarious condition , honey . i ca n't predict how it 's going to go . anyway , the antibiotics are coming , so i 'm going to go check on maria . charit did i just imagine charity : did i just imagine that ? did i really just see death ? please , god , let her be all right . please do n't take maria . charity : i did n't imagine you . death : no , charity , you did n't , and your prayers are useless . charity : please do n't take her , please . death : yes , maria is going to die tonight -- because of you ! white house officials call the u.n. report frightening . 14 deaths linked by a common element . tonight , diplomacy is dead . reeling from the mad cow bombshell . hospitals affected by the sars outbreak . minus 23 degrees . global national . it 's about time . singer : you are my passion for life beth : but , luis , we have a baby together . luis : i know that . ok , and like i said before , i will always be here for you and the baby . beth , we 've talked about this before , ok ? i love sheridan . look , we 'll talk more about this later , ok -- beth , i just want to make sure that you understand . sheridan : hey , luis . luis : hey . sheridan : thank you . you know , i was thinking , maybe we should take the baby back to my -- beth : no ! i mean , no , because all of his things are here . luis : beth 's right . it would be better if the baby was here . sheridan : all right . i guess you 're right . but as soon as i 'm showered and changed , i 'll be back for the next feeding . ok ? luis : beth -- i really hope you 're ok . [ martin coos ] [ door closes ] [ beth cries ] beth : no , luis , i am not ok . i am not ok . i am furious ! mrs. wallace : oh , gee -- lying , stealing bethie dumped again . boo - hoo ! beth : damn sheridan . damn her ! you know , if something incredible does n't happen right now to stop this , i 'm going to lose luis all over again . antonio : alistair , we 've had this conversation before . now , i do n't need your help . luis is not going to steal sheridan away from me . sheridan loves me , not luis . alistair : you 're making a big mistake , antonio . i 'm your father - in - law . trust me , i can help you . antonio : when have i ever trusted a crane , huh ? alistair : well , perhaps you 've had reason to be weary in the past -- antonio : yeah , i 've had a lot of reasons . a lot of reasons to hate your whole damn family . which reminds me , i 've got a bone to pick with julian . he is not going to take theresa 's son away from her . alistair : and how do you propose to stop him ? antonio : luis and i will do it together . julian and rebecca will have to take him away over our dead bodies . alistair : such solidarity with a man who 's trying to steal your wife ? antonio : no matter what happens , luis and i are still brothers . and we 're gog g to work to expose all the crane secrets . we 're going to bring down the house of crane . you can bet on that . theresa : woody , please , come in . woody : ah . look , i 've filed the motion , and i need your signature in a few places . theresa : ok . why do n't we just go inside . how about that ? woody : oh , ok . theresa : ok . i am dying to know who this special person is who 's helping us . woody : just one of a lot of very special people we have working on our case . [ knock on door ] theresa : oh -- i wonder who that is . woody : oh , no . it ca n't be them already . theresa : ca n't be who ? woody : uh -- never mind . just -- just see who it is . theresa : ok . what are you doing here ? rebecca : we 're here to take your child , theresa , just like you took gwen 's child . alistair : bravo . what a heartwarming speech , antonio . the brothers lopez fitzgerald against the mighty house of crane . but you should face facts . while you and luis are working totogether to bring me down , he 's also going to be working his way into sheridan 's bed . antonio : no , i 'm not listening to this . alistair : no , but you 'd be wise to listen . are you willing to give luis carte blanche in your wife 's boudoir just so the two of you can bring me down ? antonio : that 's not gong to happen . sheridan is my wife , and she 's always going to be my wife . alistair : not without my help . antonio : what are you talking about ? alistair : go home , antonio . go to sheridan 's cottage . see what your wife is doing with your brother in your marriage d.d . [ alistair laughs ] alistair : when you kill your brother , antonio , i 'll open a bottle of my finest champagne to celebrate . sheridan : oh . that felt so good . i really needed that bath . but you know what ? i am going to get dressed now so that we can get back b beth 's and be with our baby . luis : sheridan , i 'm -- i 'm sure that the baby 's still asleep . sheridan : look , luis , i know that you do n't think that baby is mine , but i -- i know in my heart that he is . luis : and i -- i wish in my heart that that were true , but , sheridan , it 's beth 's baby . sheridan : ok , you know what ? i 'm just too happy right now to argue about this . so let 's just make a deal . let 's not talk about it . let 's just be happy that the baby is alive and that we 're together , just the two of us . luis : i missed you . i thought i 'd lost you forever . sheridan : i know . luis : i missed holding you in my arms . i missed kissing you . sheridan : i missed you , too . i missed you so much . theresa : you can not take my son . you can take him away from me . rebecca : oh , yes , we can . in fact , here is a court order issued by judge reilly . a court order which , by the way , supercedes any motion that has been recently filed . woody : may i ? theresa : rebecca , please . he 's my life . julian , i know you do n't want my little boy . i know you don't . now , tell her not to do this . rebecca : julian is the boy 's father , theresa , in case you 've forgotten your drunken night of love . theresa : woody , can you please do something ? woody : this motion is ironclad . theresa : this ca n't be happening . officer : i 'll have to take the child now . theresa : no , no , no , no . ethan , please help me ! rebecca : oh , how can he help you when he 's helping us ? theresa : what ? rebecca : ethan is on our team . theresa : no , no . rebecca : oh , yes . yes , it 's true . ethan is giving us the benefit of his legal expertise . he is helping us to take little ethan away from you for good . eve : how 's she doing ? kay : she 's so lifeless , dr . russell . look at her little eyes . eve : oh , she'nonot responding to the antibiotic . kay : there 's got to be something we can do . why is this happening ? she was born too soon , and we thought we were going to lose her , and then she spent ll that time in the hospital . and then , you know , we finally got to bring her home and we thought she was going to be all right . eve : well , kay , you know premature babies can have problems for a long time . you know , their lungs are n't -- are n't developed at first , so they 're very susceptible to infections . kay : this is my fault . why did i ever think i could be a good mother ? i 'm just a disaster . miguel : no . no , do n't say that . you 're a wonderful mother , kay . kay : my baby is just slipping away from me . there 's nothing i can do about it . nothing . charity : what do you mean , maria has to die because of me ? what did i do ? death : it 's what you did n't do , charity . charity : i do n't understand . death : apparently , you 've conveniently forgotten our deal . when maria was so sick in the hospital , you prayed -- remember ? -- and i came to you , and we made a deal . charity : oh -- oh , my god . death : that 's right . you said in exchange for my not taking maria 's life , you 'd give up miguel . charity : please no . death : a deal 's a deal , and you did n't keep your end of the bargain , so i 'm here to collect . i 'm here to take maria 's life . charity : you can't . death : i can ! yobrbroke the deal , and now maria has to die ! ttle more variety beth : i ca n't believe he actually went home with her . i mean , how many times can i lose the same damn man ? no matter what i do -- kidnapping sheridan , trying to kill her more than once , setting fire to the cottage , stealing her baby , lying , cheating , scheming -- it does n't matter ! i just still -- i still keep losing luis ! mrs. wallace : bethie , he was never yours to lose . so drink up , missy . because when luis finds out that this sweet little baby is sheridan 's and not yours , boy , you 're going to lose a lot more than luis . you 're going to lose your freedom for life . and when luis is in bed with sheridan , you 're going to be in bed in jail . [ beth sobs ] antonio : sheridan 's not here . she must still be at beth 's with the baby . alistair does n't even know what he 's talking about . maybe sheridan is here . she must be in the bedroom sleeping . sheridan : oh , luis . antonio : no , it ca n't be . sheridan : i love you . i love you so much . theresa : ethan , is this true ? are you really helping rebecca do this horrible thing ? rebecca : oh , yes , it 's true . in fact , ethan 's been brilliant . he has countered every move your sleazy attorneyerere has made . theresa : you 're my son 's godfather . you promised to protect him . you promised to defend him . you promised to put his best interests in front of your own ! now , how can you help these horrible monsters ? ethan : theresa , listen to me -- theresa : i 'm not going to listen to you ! damn you , ethan ! damn you to hell ! kay : please do n't leave me , maria . please try to get better . can you do that for mommy ? you have to live . you have to . miguel : she 's not getting better here . why do n't we take her to the hospital ? eve : miguel , sometimes the trauma of separating a baby from its parents makes things worse . you know , if i thought tre was anything that we could do at the hospital , i 'd say let 's take her there . miguel : well , we have to do something , ok ? we ca n't just let her die ! pilar : mijo , we have to pray . just pray that the angel of death does not stop at this house today , ok ? we have to pray more than we 've ever prayed before . kay : i love you so much , maria . please do n't leave us . you ca n't leave us . charity : please do n't take the baby . she 's so tiny and she 's so innocent . it 's not fair . death : no , it is n't , but whose fault is it ? you made a promise to me to stay away from miguel . in exchange , i said i 'd let maria live . but did you stay away from miguel ? you did not . charity : please . miguel 's been through so much already . i was just trying to help him . death : you did what you had to do , and now i 'm doing what i have to do . i 'm here to collect on the dt you owe . the price you must pay for breaking your promise to me is maria 's soul . the baby must die . charity : no , , , you ca n't ! death : you made your choice , charity . now maria must die ! charity : please do n't take her ! kay : did you hear that ? miguel : hear what ? kay : i do n't know . it sounded like -- nothing . maria , do n't leave us . please do n't leave us . you have to stay with us . stay with us . charity : no ! please stop ! theresa : i will never forget the part that you played in taking my son away from me . death : are you prepared to give up miguel ? that is the only way his baby can live . luis : sheridan , you and i belong together . antonio 's just going to have to accept that . antonio : i am not going to let luis take sheridan away from me .
rebecca is gloating over the fact that theresa slapped ethan , and gwen thinks that theresa now hates ethan . ethan calls woody to tell him that rebecca found out he was helping theresa to regain custody of little e. ethan promises to find another way to help little e and theresa to be reunited .
ethan : gwen ? who is the baby 's mother ? gwen : see for yourself . ethan : oh , my god . eve : do you hear me , liz ? i will kill you before i let you ruin my relationship with my daughters ! julian : shh , shh , shh , shh ! father lonigan : eve ! i will not have that kind of talk in my church . it 's outrageous and unholy . julian : eve apologizes , father . she 's been under a great deal of stress lately . father lonigan : eve should join a gym or meditate . or better yet , pray for god 's peace . but i will not allow her to defile god 's church with threats to break his commandments . eve : i 'm sorry , father . julian : yes . of course you are . just get a hold of yourself . liz : you know , sis , you can keep blaming me for ruining your life , but keep losing control like this , you 'll end up doing that yourself , not me . rebecca : oh , eve . oh , i would just love to let this all play out . i mean , it would be so great to see you locked up in a padded cell with that nut case norma . oh , but i just do n't think there 's enough time . i mean , i have to kill you before julian can divorce me to marry you . sam : do n't let what happened between liz and eve get you down , ok ? look , i 'll keep the peace . sheridan will never know there was a fight . luis : i 'm not worried , all right ? now , alistair 's in a coma , ok ? there 's nothing that he or anyone else can do to break up our wedding . nothing . katherine : oh . martin : paloma , is everything all right ? katherine : well , we heard raised voices down there , but we could n't quite tell what was being said . paloma : dr. russell was yelling at her sister liz . but things are calmer now . katherine : oh , thank goodness . at least alistair is n't trying to stop the wedding from his hospital bed . paloma : no , tia . the ceremony should start any minute now . katherine : oh , good ! martin : i mean , luis and sheridan are so close to finally being husband and wife , i just -- i do n't know , i just pray that nothing happens to stop them at the last minute . beth 's voice : read the card , sheridan . read it and weep . beth : what does the card say ? [ knock on door ] sheridan : oh , my goodness . it could be time to start the ceremony . beth : ok , i 'll get the door . just read the card . mother , precious , you just left . what is it ? mrs. wallace : precious and i want to find out if sheridan read that card that you stuck in the flowers -- the one that said that mrs .. wheeler is really her mother , katherine ! beth : well , she was about to before you and banana breath came back . now get lost ! mrs. wallace : ugh ! sheridan : oh , no ! beth : mission accomplished . sheridan finally knows mrs .. wheeler is really her mother . now there wo n't be a wedding . sheridan and luis wo n't live happily ever after . but luis and i will ! mrs. wallace : oh -- singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life father lonigan : eve , i suggest you keep your distance from your sister . i will not tolerate any more outbursts . eve : i 'm sorry , father . father lonigan : sam , let 's take our places at the altar . sam : yes , father . t.c . : are you all right ? liz : oh , yes , t.c . i feel so safe when i 'm with you . eve : god , i 'm -- i hate it that everybody saw me lose control like that , but i hate liz even more . julian : listen , father lonigan was right . you really have to control yourself . eve : i do n't know if i can . i mean , now liz stealing t.c . -- that was one thing , but trying to turn my daughters against me ? no , that 's too much . i 'll strangle her with my own hands rather than have that happen . rebecca : oh , this seat taken ? t.c . : yes , it is . rebecca : oh , you know , i was just shocked by eve 's behavior . i mean , just shocked ! and in church , no less . tsk , tsk , tsk , tsk . t.c . : rebecca , why are you sitting next to us ? rebecca : oh , i do n't know . i guess i 'm kind of a drama junkie . always have to be near the action . rebecca 's voice : as soon as i give eve this poison , there will be plenty of action . sam : i hate seeing what t.c . and eve are going through and what it 's done to their family . luis : yeah , well , it 's a been a rough year for all of us , so -- grace left you for david hastings . we found out what really happened with my father . sam : i guess that certainly was n't good news . luis : no . it certainly was n't , considering he abandoned his wife and kids for that whore . i just ca n't wait till the day they 're out of my life for good . i 'll tell you one thing , i 'm glad they did n't have the nerve to show up at my wedding . if i see my father here , i 'll kill him . martin : oh , i ca n't wait to see my son get married ! katherine : to sheridan ! martin : of course . thank you , sweetheart , for finding a way for us to watch the ceremony from here without being seen . katherine : hmm . darling , it means the world to us . thank you ! paloma : well , enjoy ! i need to join the others before the ceremony starts , ok ? katherine : ok , darling . have fun ! oh . i just ca n't believe that i 'm finally going to get to see my daughter marry your son . it 's like a dream come true for -- martin : katherine , what is it ? katherine : i do n't know . i -- i just got the most horrible feeling that something was going to happen to stop it . sheridan : beth , this is awful ! i ca n't marry luis now ! beth : sheridan , what is it ? sheridan : oh , you 're not going to believe what 's happened ! beth : what ? tell me ! mrs. wallace : like she does n't know ! pilar : sheridan ? que te pasa ? kay : what 's wrong ? jessica : oh , sheridan , do n't cry . you 'll ruin your makeup . sheridan : my makeup is the least of my problems ! i ca n't believe this is happening ! this is impossible ! it 's just impossible . whitney : can you tell who the mother of ethan 's child is ? ivy : no , i -- i do n't know . ethan : gwen , i do n't know what to say . theresa : i told you the baby was mine . the test results prove it ! ivy : no . ethan : honey , i 'm -- i 'm sorry . theresa : the baby is mine , ethan . i 'm her mother , and you are her father ! gwen : oh , god , please -- please , no , no , no -- ethan : honey -- honey , i know -- i know this meant the world to you . and now i -- i do n't -- theresa : i am so happy ! ethan , i have given you your first child ! i 've given you a daughter ! i ca n't believe this ! oh , my god ! [ knocking at door ] julian : i 'll be leaving to walk my sister down the aisle very soon . are you going to be all right ? eve : oh , yes . i do n't want to ruin luis and sheridan 's wedding . they 've already overcome every horrible thing that alistair could do to keep them apart . julian : some done with my help , i 'm afraid . eve : oh , but that was then . this is now . you 've changed . sheridan and luis know that . everybody knows that , me most of all . julian : thank you . luis and sheridan are quite remarkable , and they 're proof positive that true love really can win out in the end . i 'd like to think that someday that we 'll follow in their footsteps , we 'll marry despite everything father 's done to keep us apart . eve : having you abandon me when i was pregnant , kidnapping chad when he was born , leading us to believe he was dead , letting chad fall in love with whitney and almost marry her . and now my evil sister 's taken full advantage of whitney 's upset and simone 's , too . but , yes , julian , someday , when liz is in her place , hopefully six feet under -- julian : eve -- eve : hopefully , someday soon , we will be together . julian : someday very soon . eve : i wo n't forget what you 've done , liz . and someday , you 're going to pay , and you are going to pay dearly . father lonigan : sam , how is our groom doing ? sam : well , i think it 's safe to say he is raring to go . luis : yeah , you can say that again . father lonigan : luis , i want you to relax and enjoy the ceremony . luis : i will . father lonigan : at the same time , remember that marriage is a sacrament , a holy union . sadly , in this day and age , it 's been trivialized by some who go on to break their vows and the covenant they made with god . luis : you mean like my father ? father lonigan : i did n't mean to upset you , luis . luis : no , you did n't . in fact , today is the best day of my life . i just ca n't wait to see sheridan walking down that aisle looking as happy as i am . mrs. wallace : fixing it so that sheridan would find out that mrs .. wheeler is her mother ? oh , you are going to go straight down for that , missy ! beth : i do n't care . mrs. wallace : oh . beth : i stopped luis and sheridan from getting married . now i just have to figure out how to get him to marry me . wait a minute -- the card 's still in the envelope . how could sheridan have read it ? mrs. wallace : oh , merciful angels . maybe she did n't . sheridan : i ca n't walk down the aisle with this spot on my dress ! pilar : oh , sheridan , that 's not the end of the world , sweetie . sheridan : no . beth : no , damn it , it 's not . sheridan : oh . kay : we know you want everything to be perfect , and it still can be . jessica : yeah , kay is right . we have something in our emergency bridal care kit for stuff like this . kay : yeah , it 's a simple fix . jessica : we can rub some chalk on the spot to cover it . sheridan : are you sure ? jessica : if that does n't work , we have salt , club soda , white - out , stick deodorant -- all the things bridal websites say to have around to cover spots on a wedding gown . sheridan : what a relief . thank you . beth : sheridan , while they 're trying to fix the spot , why do n't you just read the card , find out who sent this beautiful arrangement . [ music plays ] sheridan : oh , my goodness . the ceremony 's going to start soon . pilar : oh , great ! jessica , good , look at that ! sheridan : oh ! pilar : the spot is fixed ! sheridan : thank you ! thank you so much ! beth : why do n't you read the card now ? sheridan : right . [ knock on door ] julian : i 'm here to walk you down the aisle , sister dear . sheridan : oh , julian . thank you for making my dreams come true . julian : i still so regret having helped father keep you and luis apart in the past . sheridan : you have more than made up for it . you 're back to being the strong , loving brother that i grew up with . julian : i do love you , sheridan , so much . sheridan : i love you , too . julian : are you ready ? sheridan : oh , am i ready ? i 'm going to marry luis ! beth : but what about the card ? paloma : places , everyone ! this is it ! jessica : i 'll see you . mrs. wallace : yes . precious who 's ugly and ca n't win for losing ? bingo , it 's bethie ! she botched it up again , tra - la ! we both know you will never come between luis and sheridan , no way ever , madam ! no way ! beth : shut up ! luis and sheridan are not married yet . mrs. wallace : well , give it up , will you ? beth : no , i wo n't . i will stop them from getting married . i just got to figure out how . theresa : we have a daughter . ethan , i gave you a daughter . ethan : i ca n't tell you how sorry i am . i know how desperately you wanted this baby to be yours , and i 'm so sorry . theresa : ethan , come on ! let 's go see our daughter . ethan : gwen -- gwen needs me , theresa . please ! theresa : look at her . look at how pretty she is . come on . please , i can tell she wants to meet you , ethan . she wants to meet her daddy . ivy : theresa -- ethan : she 's beautiful . theresa : yes . ethan : she 's beautiful . ivy : talk about shameless . ethan : i know i have n't had time to see her , but she is hurting right now . i have got to talk to her . theresa : hello . i 'm that little girl 's mother . can her father and i please come in and see her ? nurse : ok . theresa : ok ? ethan ? ethan , come on ! please ! let 's go see our daughter , please . she is in there . she 's fighting for her life . ethan , please , come on . it will be good for her to see her mommy and daddy . come on . gwen : god , do n't do this to me right now . please do n't do this to me right now , please ! singer : you are my passion for life sheridan : i wish mother was here to see this day . julian : well , i 'm sure she 's watching you right now . liz : t.c . , i do n't mean to sound melodramatic , but eve is starting to scare me . t.c . : liz , i wo n't let eve hurt you . but i have to say i 've never seen her so angry in all the years we were married . rebecca 's voice : eve wo n't be angry long , t.c . she 'll be dead soon . sam : i did n't know precious was part of the ceremony . luis : she is n't . precious , come here . come on . hey . listen to me , all right ? hey , precious ? it 's true , ok ? i 'm marrying sheridan . [ precious shrieks ] father lonigan : i know it 's hard , but sometimes love means letting go . luis : you hear that ? come on . come on . [ precious sobs ] mrs. wallace : sorry , honey . come on . come on , hon , right here . come on , precious . come on . that 's a good girl . come here , come here . i know . i love you . i 'm so sorry . look , if you ca n't have luis , it is better that sheridan gets him and not bongo bethie . [ music plays ] mrs. wallace : marty . so much for stopping the wedding , missy . beth : something could still happen . mrs. wallace : oh , that 's right , i forgot . we 're living in a soap opera . beth : say hi , daddy . hi , daddy . thank you , ok ? bye . see you later . [ `` bridal march `` plays ] katherine : my son walking my daughter down the aisle -- martin : to marry my son . [ music stops ] julian : i wish you both all the happiness in the world . beth 's voice : damn it ! time is running out ! father lonigan : you may be seated . all of you here know the history of luis and sheridan , how they met , literally by accident , their anger and acrimony eventually giving way to a deep and devoted love . we have seen their relationship threatened countless times in countless ways . but through all their travails , sheridan and luis ' love has endured , triumphant . this is the second time they have come to be married in this very church . now all impediments to their happiness are behind them . we will have a mass to celebrate sheridan and luis ' marriage , but given their history of unforeseen events tearing them apart at the last moment , i am going to break with tradition and marry them first , if everyone is ok with that . father lonigan : very well , then . let us begin . gwen : this ca n't be happening , ethan . this ca n't be happening . ethan : gwen , gwen -- gwen : first , we lost sarah because of theresa , then we lose our son because theresa could n't carry both babies to term , and now this ? the surviving baby is your daughter with theresa ? ethan , if you would n't have slept with her , we 'd have a son right now ! i would be a mother ! i would be a mother to a son right now if you would n't have slept with her ! theresa : gwen , you can always adopt . gwen : theresa , shut up ! ethan : gwen , please , come on . gwen : stay away from me , ok ? theresa , i lost sarah because of you . i lost my son because of you ! and now because of you , i have lost any chance i will ever have of having a child of my own ! do you understand that my life is over now because of you ? nurse : mrs. winthrop , this is the nicu . you have to control yourself . theresa : your yelling will upset ethan 's and my baby , gwen . gwen : i 'm never going to have a baby now , theresa . do you understand ? i 'm never going to have a baby ! ivy : you shameless little hussy , kicking gwen when she is down like that ! theresa : i think she 's gotten exactly what she deserves . whitney : i mean , do n't you feel sorry for her at all ? she 's lost everything . theresa : no . i know what she is feeling right now . i understand the pain that she 's in . but it 's like you told me , whitney , what goes around comes around . gwen teamed up with rebecca and stole my son from me . and then she cheered her mother on while she took away our home , our jobs , my family 's dignity . this is her payback . gwen : ethan , that 's supposed to be my little girl in there . i 'm supposed to be her mother , you know ? that 's supposed to be our daughter . we 're supposed to be her parents , you and me , not -- not you and theresa . ethan : honey -- gwen ? ivy : oh , god . ethan : oh , my god ! gwen ? ivy : gwen ? gwen ? ( gwen collapses ) ivy : gwen ? ethan : gwen ? nurse : i 'll get a doctor . ethan : honey , come on . ivy : are you happy now , theresa ? this is all your fault ! theresa : no , gwen started this when she stole my son from me . ivy : because you killed her daughter ! ethan : both of you stop ! you 're not helping ! whitney : ok , ethan is right . please . ethan : where 's the doctor ? over here ! doctor : what happened ? ethan : my wife just found out that the baby is mine with theresa , all right ? doctor : i see . and the shock is obviously too much for her . i 'll get her to her room , give her something to keep her calm . ethan : all right . i 'll come with you . ivy : no ! no , ethan . ethan : what ? ivy : i think you should just stay here . i 'll go with her . ethan : well , let me know when she 's ready to see me , ok ? theresa : look , you 're right to wait here , ok , because as much as you want to be with gwen , there 's nothing that you can do for her now . ethan : no , i need to call rebecca . theresa : no , honey , you do n't -- ethan : i need to tell rebecca what 's going on . theresa : listen to me , please . while it 's quiet , let 's go see our daughter , ok , because she 's even more beautiful in person . ethan : theresa , do n't you give a damn about -- look , gwen 's devastated ! do you care ? theresa : i know that she 's hurting , ethan , but my daughter , our daughter is in there fighting for her life and she needs our love in order to survive , so come on , ok ? trust me . ethan : all right , all right , all right . theresa : trust me . come on . whitney : i saw it , and i still do n't believe it . theresa 's getting everything she wanted -- ethan , little ethan , and the baby . theresa : put your hand there . gentle . doctor : the shot i gave you should help you rest . i 'll be back and check on you soon . ivy : how is she , doctor , really ? doctor : gwen seems to be all right for the moment . but watch her closely . having learned that the baby is n't hers is like losing a loved one . gwen is grieving , not only for having lost a child , but for losing any chance she ever had of having her own . ivy : yeah , i 'll try to help her get along until her mother comes . doctor : where is mrs .. crane , by the way ? ivy : i do n't know . i tried her cell phone , but it 's off . doctor : well , i hope mrs .. crane checks her voicemail soon . gwen needs her mother . ivy : yeah , whatever rebecca 's up to , it ca n't be more important than her own daughter . rebecca 's voice : you 'll never marry julian , eve , but you will be with him till death do you part . katherine : oh , martin . your son and my daughter are about to be married . martin : it 's really going to happen . father lonigan : sheridan and luis , have you come freely and without reservation to give yourselves to each other in marriage ? luis : yes . sheridan : yes . father lonigan : will you love and honor each other as man and wife for all the rest of your days ? will you accept children lovingly from god and bring them up according to the law of christ and his church ? luis : yes . sheridan : yes . woman : stop ! beth : oh , thank god . woman : i 'm sorry for interrupting , but it 's urgent i speak with you , father lonigan . it 's a matter of life and death . father lonigan : madeline , is that you ? madeline : yes , father . pop had a terrible accident on the boat . he 's dying , father . he needs last rites . please , you have to come give them to him . sheridan : she 's right , father . you have to go take care of mr .. marsh 's soul . father lonigan : i 'll be back as soon as i can . julian : god , who would have thought a terrible accident would interrupt you two just moments before you would become man and wife ? luis : this is no accident . this is alistair 's doing . somehow he 's managed to ruin our wedding from his hospital bed . julian : my father is not behind the delay in the wedding , luis . he 's in a coma . father lonigan having to leave to tend to that poor man is just an unfortunate coincidence . i 'm sure he 'll be back soon to finish the ceremony . sheridan : before you know it , we 'll be husband and wife . beth 's voice : not if i can help it . liz : stretching your legs , sister ? why am i not surprised ? i imagine staying limber is a big part of your charms . eve : why do n't you slink back to your seat and pray that lightning does n't strike you down ? liz : you know , whitney just left me a message . it seems fox is going to meet her at the wharf . now , did you she bother to tell you that ? after all , you are her mother . eve : do n't start with me , liz . t.c . : eve , are you threatening liz again ? eve : she 's a hateful home wrecker who deserves to die . julian : eve , you have to stop this . eve : well , she started it ! julian : listen , i do n't care . now , we 're going to get away from liz , we 're going down in the basement and we 'll have something to drink and we 'll relax . rebecca : ah . i do n't have to wait for the reception . i can kill eve now , because once i lace her drink with poison , she wo n't just relax . she 's going to check out . theresa : hello , sweetheart . mommy 's back . and look who i brought with me . it 's your daddy . introduce yourself to our daughter . ethan : hi , sweetie . hey . theresa : you love your daddy , do n't you ? i think she has your eyes . ethan : think so ? theresa : yeah . ethan : i think you 're right , actually . she 's got your nose . theresa : you think ? she 's our baby , ethan . she 's our beautiful girl . gwen : ethan 's going to leave me . he 's going to leave me to go be with theresa and their baby . i know it . ivy : ethan would never do that , gwen . you two are married , and he 'll respect your vows . gwen : uh - uh . no , he wo n't . ivy , the only reason he married me is because i was pregnant with sarah . he would have married theresa . ivy : if that were true , then he would have left you once you lost sarah , but he did n't . he stayed with you then . he will stay with you now . gwen : you really think so ? ivy : i know my son , and he adores you . and you have a long and loving relationship . ethan 's going to stand by you during this awful , awful time . all you have to do is turn to him and let him be there for you . gwen : you 're not just saying that ? ivy : ethan -- ethan would have been here now . i insisted on coming . gwen : really ? he really wanted to be with me ? he did n't want to be with theresa and the baby ? ivy : gwen , you are his number one priority . it was me -- i was worried that maybe you 'd be upset seeing him so soon after learning that the baby was his with theresa . gwen : oh , god . you know , for a second , i forgot about that . ivy : honey , as devastated as you are right now , you have to remember two things . one , ethan wanted to have a baby with you , not theresa . and , two , gwen , honey , you can adopt other children and you can raise them with little ethan and you can have the family you always dreamed of and you will have it with ethan . now , i guarantee it . gwen : i want to believe that more than anything , but i -- i do n't know . ivy : listen , no , ok ? let 's go . let 's go find ethan , and you 'll see that he is not going to leave you for theresa . ok ? gwen : ok . ivy : come on . julian : here you are . have a sip of this punch . eve : god , i 'd like to punch liz 's lights out . well , it 's not bad enough that she got t.c . to marry her . but she wants to mother my girls -- it 's just too much , julian ! it really is just too much ! julian : eve , you have to stop going off on liz . do n't help your sister portray herself as a victim in any way . eve : you 're right . i 'm sorry . julian : all right , all right . have a sip of this nice punch . calm down . rebecca : go on , eve . have a sip . i guarantee the punch is to die for . luis : well , i hope mr .. marsh does n't die . sheridan : me , too . sam : mack was one of the best lobstermen around . luis : well , hopefully , he 'll pull through and then father lonigan will be back shortly . sheridan : well , not soon enough . waiting to be your wife is just killing me . beth : if only . mrs. wallace : i can see the criminal mind of your working overtime , missy ! now , what evil plot are you hatching now ? beth : i 've got to go get that card that says mrs .. wheeler is really katherine crane from the bride room so i can make sure sheridan reads it and freaks ! what ? what is it , precious ? mother , look ! sheridan still has the card ! it 's under the bouquet ! mrs. wallace : oh , no ! beth : oh , yes . and luis just noticed it . luis : what 's that ? sheridan : oh , it 's the card from the flowers you sent me . luis : i did n't send you any flowers . sheridan : yes , you did -- that amazing arrangement before the ceremony . luis : as much as i 'd like to take credit for it , i did n't send you any . sheridan : well , then , who did ? luis : well , why do n't you read the card ? sheridan : oh . beth : finally . sheridan : oh , my god . theresa : our baby , our beautiful baby . ethan : she is incredible . she 's incredible . theresa : congratulations , daddy . ivy : ethan loves you , gwen . he 's not going to leave you for theresa . t.c . : liz , i am so sorry that eve attacked you for caring for our daughters . liz : oh . oh , thank you , t.c . , but it 's all right . eve 's ranting and raving -- well , it really does n't bother me . you know , i believe in karma , cosmic payback , and sooner or later eve is going to get what she 's got coming to her . julian : i mean , liz is a spiteful opportunist with a mean streak a mile wide , but threatening to kill your own sister in public only plays into her hands . it makes you appear even worse to whitney and simone . eve : i know , but -- julian : if you want something stronger , i 'll go get it . otherwise , go ahead . finish the punch and calm down and go back upstairs . rebecca : come on , eve . have a sip , because then you 'll die and i will live happily ever after as mrs .. julian crane . kay : does sheridan seem upset to you ? martin : oh , katherine , honey . i know you 're worried that something will stop the wedding , but do n't be . only one thing can keep sheridan from marrying luis . katherine : and that 's if she finds out i 'm her mother . martin : that 's right , and that 's not going to happen . only you and i and alistair know the truth , and crane 's in a coma , so he 's not talking , and we 're not going to say anything , so how could sheridan possibly find out ? hmm ? luis : sheridan , what is it ? beth 's voice : it 's the end of you two , that 's what . yeah , sheridan , what is it ? mrs. wallace : my snake of a daughter finally did it . she managed to tear apart sheridan and luis forever in hopes of landing him all to her nasty self ! luis : sheridan , what 's wrong ? what does the card say ? sheridan : it -- it says -- it says that my mother is n't really dead after all . luis : what ? sheridan : it says that mrs .. wheeler is my mother , that she 's katherine crane ! ivy : well , theresa , i have a little something for you . theresa : what ? gwen : you 're going to die . pilar : admit it ! you are sheridan 's mother , katherine crane !
the d.n.a . test proves that theresa is the mother of the baby . gwen is devastated and is convinced that ethan will leave her now too . theresa and ethan bond as they admire their new daughter . at the church , the ceremony finally begins after father lonigan scolds eve for threatening her sister 's life in the church . the ceremony gets interrupted by a woman that needs the father to give her dad last rites right away . father lonigan apologizes but rushes off to perform the rites . rebecca manages to get the poison in a drink that eve is about to drink .
gwen : are you happy now ? you know alistair only locked us in here because of you . theresa : and you do n't know that for sure , gwen . gwen : theresa , why else , you know ? look , you 've got to know something . i mean , he 's your husband . theresa : look , all i know is that alistair likes to cause pain and suffering to everybody around him , and for some reason , he has chosen tonight , new year 's eve , to have an audience for whatever he 's planning . [ scene_break ] alistair : no one spooks me . i do n't let anyone spook me , anyone . woman : everything 's ready , sir . alistair : oh , excellent , excellent , excellent . we 've got a house full of people coming , people i loathe and despise , and i 'm sure they 're wishing they never accepted my invitation . woman : but they have n't , sir . you did n't even put that notice in the newspaper , someone else did , and now you 're tricking each and every guest into attending . alistair : it 's called making lemonade out of lemons , and if these people had any brains whatsoever , they would not be going to a venue that is designated as a murder site . a bunch of fools . noah : hey . alistair : oh , fancy . why did n't you listen to me when i told you to steer clear of sam bennett 's son ? fancy : it 's a mess outside . noah : oh , yeah . it 's sleeting like mad . are gwen and theresa upstairs with the kids still ? fancy : yes . it 's just so creepy . ethan . ethan : hey . noah : hey . fancy : what are you doing here ? noah : you 're supposed to be at the hospital . ethan : no -- hey , i 'm fine , i 'm fine . i need to get theresa and gwen out of here before this sick party starts , ok ? noah : it 's too late , all right ? they 're upstairs trapped in the nursery . ethan : what are you talking about ? noah : come on , i 'll tell you on the way up . come on . ethan : oh , my god . alistair : oh , how gallant , the sons of sam . as if they could ever save anyone . woman : look , sir . ivy : oh -- sam : i know ethan 's in here somewhere . ivy : i swear , if alistair has laid one finger on our son , i will rip that old goat limb from limb . sam : come on , let 's go . alistair : ready for your close - up , spike ? spike : oh , you bet , boss . you just tell me when daddy - o 's on his way , and i 'll make sure he gets a real eyeful . alistair : you 're about to have your 15 minutes of fame . it 's going to take less time than that to decimate the entire bennett clan , including the older daughter . woman : you mean kay ? she 's not here yet . alistair : she will be . [ scene_break ] kay : tabitha , you 're always predicting gloom and doom . you 're a witch . it 's your stock in trade . tabitha : no , but this is different , kay . normally , i would be the one causing murder and mayhem around town tonight . but this bash of alistair 's is none of my doing . frankly , i 'm quite terrified . kay : well , then do n't go , stay here with me . tabitha : look , i 've told you , dear , it 's not up to us . we are going whether we like it or not . i saw it in my magic bowl . kay : oh , even if i wanted to go , i would n't . look at it out there . it 's miserable . the storm 's getting worse . tabitha : huh , the storm outside is nothing compared to the tempest raging in the crane mansion tonight . [ knock on door ] tabitha : do n't answer it ! kay : oh , it 's fox . man : a special delivery for mr. nicholas foxworth crane ? kay : oh . ooh , yes . whoo . thank you . ooh ! it 's from crane industries . it looks important . maybe i should open it . tabitha : well , what does it say ? kay : this is crazy . it says fox has been fired . i have to call him right now . [ phone rings ] kay : his phone must be turned off . tabitha : or maybe it 's his service . crane owns the phone company , too , you know . kay : yeah , well , i have to find him and tell him this . otherwise , he would kill me . thanks . tabitha : you realize you 're going to the crane mansion , hmm ? kay : so that 's how i 'll get there tonight , then . tabitha : yes . i told you , everything is predetermined . destiny rules tonight , hmm . kay : well , i do n't want to go by myself . tabitha : well , i do n't think i can escape it either . i better conjure up a sitter for the girls . there . kay : all right , let 's go . [ scene_break ] chris : i 've never seen an ice storm this furious . katherine : sweetheart , i got your message . sheridan : the last thing i wanted was to come here tonight . but if there 's any chance of finding proof that father was behind luis and antonio 's death , then i will risk whatever is going on here this evening . katherine : but i still do n't understand . who could have that kind of proof ? and why would they call you here tonight ? chris : i 'm just concerned it 's got something to do with that strange notice in the newspaper about a murder taking place here . sheridan : the only murder you need to worry about is the one i 'm going to commit if i find out that father was behind luis and antonio 's death . alistair : wrong again , my dear . once i 'm finished with you , the only one you 'll want to kill is yourself . woman : no , alistair . you 're the one about to face the grim reaper tonight . you 're too blind to see it . [ scene_break ] theresa : help , please . fancy , are you still there ? gwen : help . [ gwen knocks on door ] gwen : can anyone hear us ? hello . noah : hey , gwen , theresa , you guys still in there ? gwen : yeah . theresa : noah , thank you , god . ethan : theresa , are gwen and the children in there with you ? tell me alistair has n't hurt you . gwen : ethan ? you 're supposed to be at the hospital . theresa : ethan -- yeah , the children are fine , but you should be in bed , ethan . fancy : we told him , but he insisted on coming with us . ethan : oh , damn it . if this lock is jammed . we 're going to have to break it down . gwen : honey , please get us out of here . i do n't want to be around for whatever alistair has in mind . noah : hey , hey , hey , hey , let me , all right , man ? you just got out of the hospital . come on . all right , gwen , theresa , you guys got to stand away from the door and make sure the kids are safe . theresa : ok . noah : all right . [ scene_break ] eve : sam ? ivy ? julian : this is strange . eve : oh -- well , the door was open . julian : huh . well , are you sure they said they were going to have a new year 's eve party tonight ? eve : well , that 's what they said . sam ? ivy ? girls ? liz : happy new year . eve : t.c . , you 're here with liz . liz : oh , how observant of you , eve . t.c . : it 's not what you think . she needed an escort . liz : yes , and after everything that we 've gone through together , the least we can do is be friends . t.c . : so , where 's everybody ? julian : maybe we 're just early . [ computer chimes ] eve : oh , look , they -- they left here so quickly they left the computer on . t.c . : we 'll just turn down the volume . oh -- it just went blank . i hope i did n't lose anything they had on here . ah , there it is . it 's all coming -- eve : oh , my god . t.c . : what the hell is this ? alistair : hmm . have you ever seen a grown man explode , my love ? woman : i do n't think so . alistair : oh , then you 're in for a real treat . you see , t.c . there is not a very progressive individual . and the last thing he would like to see tonight is a visual reminder that his precious daughter simone prefers women over men . and i 've just begun . sheridan : damn you , father . alistair : is that any way to talk to the host of the new year 's eve party ? sheridan : i 'm not here for your sick , twisted party . i 'm here because someone promised me proof that you killed luis and antonio . alistair : i thought you 'd fall for that . chris : what 's that supposed to mean ? katherine : stop playing games , alistair . alistair : i 'm not talking to you -- or the bodyguard . i 'm the one who promised you the proof . i am the guilty party . sheridan : you ? why would you ? alistair : i 'm trying to confess to you , sheridan . i am the one responsible for antonio 's midair explosion and luis ' fatal bar brawl in tangier . you always suspected me . now you know . sheridan : this does n't make any sense . you have denied it over and over . why on earth would you pick tonight to tell me the truth ? alistair : for me to know and you to find out . okay , audition in two weeks . [ scene_break ] t.c . : what in sick hell -- who put this filth here ? eve : whoever did had to know that we would be here to see it . liz : turn it off , t.c . do n't look at that . alistair : ah -- ah - ah - ah , t.c . t.c . : alistair . eve : oh , my god . julian : you lowlife bastard . alistair : you like the picture of your daughter , t.c . ? i mean , she was so wrapped up in her new lover that she did n't notice the hidden camera in the room . t.c . : alistair , i will kill you . i swear i 'll kill you ! julian : t.c . , he ca n't hear you . look how he 's talking through you . he recorded this nasty email . it 's not live . alistair : i am sorry i 'm not there to see your reaction , but i imagine it 's a real doozy , considering how you feel about your daughter 's newfound sex life . eve : god , he is disgusting . this is lower than low to use this against her , to use it against us . alistair : please , t.c . , do n't take all of your anger out on poor little simone . it 's not her fault that she turned gay . eve : what does he mean ? alistair : i promise to explain everything , but , first , i want to tell you why you 're the only people at sam and ivy 's house , because everyone else is at mine . liz : i do n't get it . why would sam or ivy go over there after telling us they 'd be home ? alistair : it was n't my idea to stage a murder or put an ad in the newspaper about a murder . i just wanted to take advantage of the publicity by having a lot of people come over to my house tonight . t.c . : if he thinks i 'm going anywhere near that hell - house of a home , he is wrong . alistair : you do n't want to miss out on the festivities here , especially you and eve , t.c . eve : there 's no way i 'm stepping foot in that house tonight . alistair : here is the only place you 're going to find out more about your lesbian daughter and how i helped little simone find her true sexual identity . i guess you could say that i 'm responsible for simone being gay . [ scene_break ] sam : any sign of ethan ? ivy : no , not yet , but i know he 's here . sam : fox ? fox : no , no . every time i tried a new hallway , i was answered with a locked door . sam : yeah , me , too . it seems that alistair 's blocked off the entire house . fox : ok , why would he do that ? ivy : why does the old bastard do anything ? because he enjoys manipulating people . he certainly has laid out an elaborate spread this time . sam : he knew we would end up here one way or another . kay : fox ? fox : whoa , kay , what are you doing here ? i thought you were going to stay home with the girls . kay : a messenger came by with this , and i knew you 'd want to see it right away . fox : right . it says i 've been terminated . ivy : no . why ? sam : he knew kay would bring these over to show fox . kay : i 'm so sorry . fox : yeah , it 's -- it 's not your fault , all right ? and for the record , i already knew anyway . no , it 's alistair who 's going to pay for this , tonight , if i have anything to say about it . tabitha : that 's what you think , fox . your losing your job tonight is the least of your worries . [ scene_break ] ethan : stay back ! fancy : oh ! noah : good evening , ladies . gwen : oh , thank you . ethan . theresa : thank you , noah . thank you very , very much . thanks again . sweetheart , see ? we 're totally ok . and jane is perfect . she 's still sleeping . everything is totally fine . gwen : honey , you should be at the hospital . you were n't supposed to leave until they released you . i really want to take you back there . ethan : no . now that i 'm here , i 'm sorry . i 'm giving alistair a piece of my mind . noah : hey , get in line , bro , all right ? there 's no way he 's going to get away with these dangerous games . gwen : all right , i 'm going to page the nanny . theresa : i 'll page them . they are my children . noah : theresa , this is not the time to get back into it with gwen , ok ? fancy : you do n't know for sure that my grandfather locked gwen and theresa in here . you all seem to blame him for everything . theresa : fancy , he 's responsible for every cruel and horrible thing that happens in this town . and , honestly , the only person he cares about his himself . ethan : theresa 's right , fancy . we 're all rounded up here for one reason -- so alistair can cause pain and cause grief to people . gwen : hi . would you mind taking the children to ethan 's and my bedroom , and lock the door behind you . do n't let anyone in there but me . theresa : and me . gwen : fine . ok ? nanny : yes , ma'am . gwen : thank you very much . theresa : you woke up ? say goodbye for me . [ scene_break ] sheridan : you 're confessing to killing luis and antonio ? alistair : that 's merely the tip of the iceberg . i have a few other confessions to make to you , sheridan . katherine : what are you up to , alistair ? alistair : i told you to stay out of this , katherine . chris : i 'm not going to stand here and let you threaten your daughter . alistair : all i 'm trying to do is clear up a few mysteries for my daughter . are you interested , sheridan ? sheridan : what else have you done ? alistair : well , i , as your father , am the one who 's been lurking in the shadows of your life and in your mind and in your guilty conscience ever since you were a little girl . and thanks to me , you 've never had a successful romantic relationship in your whole pitiful life . chris : let 's get out of here . sheridan : no . alistair : let 's review your previous romantic entanglements . jean luc in paris , and then some sharply abbreviated entanglements in college and boarding school . sheridan : you were the reason those boys left me so suddenly ? alistair : well , young men are very shallow . they 'll do just about anything to get some extra money to spend . sheridan : you bastard . i always wondered what happened . pilar : sheridan , are you all right ? martin : what are you doing to her , crane ? alistair : well , well , well . the gang 's almost all here . katherine : what are you doing here ? pilar : we were worried about theresa and the children . alistair : you 're just in time to hear me explain the facts of life to my wretched , ungrateful excuse of a daughter . sheridan : he just admitted to killing luis and antonio . pilar : my boys . you killed my beautiful boys , you monster . martin : you wo n't get away with it , not this time . chris : i 'll help you . alistair : not one step further . back up . sheridan : what are you going to do ? shoot them in cold blood ? is that what you do to anyone who stands up to you ? alistair : that 's the general idea , yes . sheridan : you think people are afraid of you , but you know what ? you disgust them . at least you disgust me . i was afraid of you when i was younger , when i actually thought that you could hurt me , but not anymore . you 've taken all that you can take from me . i have nothing left to lose ! katherine : oh , no , sheridan ! pilar : sheridan ! katherine : sheridan , no . no . sheridan : how could you commit such cruel acts to your own daughter ? for god sakes , i was just a child when you started . why ? why would you do this to me ? alistair : why do n't you ask them ? katherine : alistair -- alistair : oh , come on , katherine , you and martin ca n't hold this back forever . do you want to know why i spent the better part of my life making sure that you were never happy ? would you like to find out about that ? martin : alistair -- alistair : i 'll tell you . you do n't deserve any joy in your life , because you took away the only joy i ever had in mine . you also took away the one person i could truly be happy with . you killed her . you killed rachel , and that 's something i will never forgive you for . [ scene_break ] alistair : so you see , t.c . and eve , i 'm the one responsible for little simone 's new love life . i 'm the one who paid the woman to seduce her . i think she did a rather great job , very gentle and subtle . i should probably give her a bonus . what do you think ? [ alistair laughs ] eve : god , i do n't believe this . liz : oh , my god . t.c . : no more ! i will kill alistair crane with my bare hands . liz : t.c . , no . julian : listen , do n't go anywhere near him . it 's a trap . eve : listen to julian , t.c . t.c . : you all do what you have to do , because i 'm going to do what i have to do . tonight , alistair 's a dead man . [ scene_break ] fox : all right , so i 'm going to check the south wing again . if i can unlock that corridor , then i can search the rest of the house and find ethan . all right ? ivy : ok . sam : there he is . ivy : oh , ethan ! ethan : it 's ok . ivy : ethan , are you ok ? ethan : i 'm fine , mother . i 'm fine . ivy : oh . ethan : we 're all fine . sam : where are the kids ? gwen : they 're in our bedroom with the nanny . noah : hey , where 's alistair ? ivy : my guess is the library . alistair : oh , welcome to my not - so - humble abode and a happy new year 's eve to one and all . sam : all right , alistair . what do you want with us ? ivy : no . this is on tape . he recorded it earlier . ethan : you know , i 'm tired of his sick , twisted games anyway . ivy : yes . sam : let 's get out of here . alistair : oh , by the way , i imagine you 're all contemplating an abrupt departure tonight , but i 'm afraid that 's not possible . sam : you know what , alistair ? go to hell . kay : dad , look . sam : you filthy bastard . alistair : sam , just so we have everything clear , you are watching your daughter live from a closed - circuit tv in one of the bedrooms upstairs . do you really want to go home now without your youngest daughter ? kay : oh , my god . i ca n't watch . alistair : now , what would new year 's eve be without a good parlor game ? you see that knife spike is holding ? he 's going to flip a coin . heads , he just makes love to your daughter . tails , he kills her . [ scene_break ] sheridan : i killed rachel ? alistair : yes . you stabbed the woman i loved to death . sheridan : so those nightmares , the ones that i had about killing my mother ? alistair : no . not your mother . you killed her sister rachel . you also killed the only chance i ever had to love another human being , and i will always hate you for that . katherine : damn you , alistair . alistair : and that 's why i will never allow you to have any peace or contentment in your life , because you do n't deserve it ! sheridan : mother ? you would have told me . oh , god . i did kill someone that night . i killed rachel . so what father 's saying is true . because of his need for revenge , he 's destroyed everyone that i ever loved . i am responsible for luis and antonio 's death . martin : do n't listen to him , sheridan . katherine : it 's not true . alistair : oh , you know it 's true , sheridan . do n't you ? you took rachel away from me , and i 've taken everything that you have ever wanted away from you , including that little boy who is now with my other daughter , beth , criminal though she may be . but marty calls her `` mommy `` and not you . sheridan : you -- katherine : no , sheridan ! martin : sheridan , no , no , the gun ! katherine : oh , no ! [ scene_break ] sam : where is she , alistair ? ivy : sam , just do n't -- do n't watch . noah : now do see you what kind of monster alistair is ? alistair : oh , sam , one more thing before you charge off trying to rescue your -- your daughter . i want you to know that i have been sponsoring spike in his endeavors with your youngest daughter . sam : i knew it . i knew alistair was behind all of it . alistair : and i think spike has done a damn good job hooking up your daughter on hooking and assorted addictive drugs . you know , it 's too bad that grace is n't around to see how her little daughter turned out . is n't it , ivy ? sam : you 're nothing but a coward ! alistair : yeah , but that 's enough from me right now , especially when your daughter 's life is hanging in the balance . sam : she 's somewhere in this house and i 'm going to find her . ivy : try the second door on the left , i think , in the west wing . sam : i got to find her before spike -- before it 's too late . fox : come on , i know a shortcut , let 's go , come on . fancy : do you think this is a joke ? alistair : ciao . kay : is this the murder that 's supposed to take place here tonight -- my little sister 's ? tabitha : go with the others , kay . that 's all i can tell you . oh . i need some air and prepare for what 's going to happen here . [ scene_break ] t.c . : where the hell are you , alistair ? hiding 's not going to help you . if it 's the last thing i do , i 'm going to find you and i 'm going to kill you for what you did to my little girl . where are you ? eve : t.c . , wait ! liz : oh , my god . and i thought i knew how to wreak havoc on people 's lives . i wonder what that madman alistair has in store for us now . [ scene_break ] alistair : damn it , fire ! chris : sheridan ! katherine : not when he 's got a gun . martin : are you all right ? sheridan : why ? why did n't you tell me that i killed rachel ? katherine : i was afraid , sheridan . martin : we thought you 'd be devastated . pilar : you were only a child . sheridan : i would have killed father long ago had i known . i 'd already committed one murder . what 's another one ? at least i 'd be killing the person who deserves it . chris : he 's gone ! alistair 's gone ! martin : damn him . pilar : where did he go ? sheridan : he has to die . chris : the only thing we have to do is get out of here right now . martin : come on , let 's go . come on . woman : do n't worry , sheridan . he 'll pay for the pain he 's inflicted upon you . i 'll see to it that he does . [ scene_break ] alistair : i see you 've taken care of step one . spike : oh , everything 's going as planned . alistair : it better be , because papa bear and all the others are on their way up here . spike : oh . i 'll be ready for them . alistair : you 'd better be . i want to start this new year 's off with each and every one of the bennetts destroyed . sam : get the hell away from my daughter ! fox : give me the knife . spike : easy , man . take it easy ! kay : oh , my god ! oh , my god ! dad , she 's not moving . we 're too late ! he killed her ! jessica 's dead ! sam : come on . i hope we 're not too late . kay : dad , i 'm scared . sam : i 've got a pulse . she 's breathing . jessica : daddy ? sam : thank god you 're going to be all right . listen , i 'm going to get you out of here , ok ? i 'm going to get you home . fox : can she walk ? ethan : probably not . noah : spike 's probably got her loaded up on some kind of drug . kay : i 'm right here , jess , ok ? everything 's going to be fine . sam : yeah . ivy : thank god . noah : hey , where is spike ? sam : forget about him , all right ? we 'll take care of him later . ethan : he 's right . let 's just get everyone out of this house . noah : now do you see why everybody thinks alistair deserves to die ? look , i hope so , because if i find him , i 'm going to kill him myself . [ scene_break ] [ alistair whistles ] alistair : oh . oh , how clever of me to turn a threat into a colossal death trap for my enemies . oh , let 's see . now on to phase two . testing , one , two , three . testing . i hope you can all hear my voice , and i hope that you 're all having an enjoyable time at my little soiree . t.c . : where the hell are you , alistair ? alistair : oh , t.c . i did n't know you were that anxious to see me . maybe we can sit down and discuss simone 's love life man to man . t.c . : filthy monster . alistair : oh , and if you or anyone else wants to have a word with me , please wait for me in the living room and enjoy the spread that my staff has put out for you , and , theresa , i hate to disappoint you , but we 're not serving guacamole this evening . tabitha : oh . i can smell it from here -- the scent of murder in the air . sam : let 's just get out of here . ethan : he 's right . whatever alistair has in store for us downstairs , it 's not going to bode well for anyone here . fancy : but that 's not fair . at least give him a chance to explain all of this . fox : oh , boy . sam : fancy , come on . noah : are you so desperate to believe that your grandfather is a decent human being that you 're failing to see everything that he 's done here tonight ? oh , damn it . fancy -- fancy ! theresa : you know what ? i 'm not afraid to meet that bastard in the living room . gwen : that makes two of us . sam : they 're making a huge mistake if they do n't head straight out the front door . ivy : i know . [ scene_break ] simone : rae ? i got your message , but why did you want to meet me here ? rae : i did n't send you a message . you sent me one to come here if i wanted to talk . [ scene_break ] chris : sheridan , we need to go . sheridan : no , not until i see my father again . alistair : hmm . all right , you pathetic fools . you should have left when you had the chance . oh , this should start everything in motion . mm - hmm . woman : happy new year , alistair . alistair : oh , it ca n't be . no , it ca n't be you . woman : oh , why on earth not ? oh , that 's right . you thought i was dead . well , as you can see , i 'm very much alive , which is rather convenient so i can torture you the way you 've tortured everyone i love . [ scene_break ] t.c . : where is he ? where the hell is alistair ? martin : take it easy , t.c . he 's not here yet . noah : all right , it 's probably just another hoax to get us all in the same room . sam : i 'm leaving , and i advise you all to do the same thing . do n't wait around here for any more of alistair 's sick games . tabitha : little does he know it 's already too late . the horror has been set in motion . eve : i 'm with sam . i 've got a very bad feeling about this . fox : whoa , whoa -- what the hell ? ethan : these doors are -- these are reinforced with steel . we 're not breaking through these . noah : all right , let 's try the french doors . [ whirring ] liz : now i 'm officially creeped out . fox : well , maybe we try the skylight , huh ? noah : come on , fox . you 'd need a 40-foot ladder to get up there . fox : yeah . eve : we 're trapped . t.c . : like rats in a cage . kay : are you sure a murder is still going to take place ? tabitha : quite sure . beware the stroke of midnight , kay . someone is going to die . we 'll just have to wait and see who , wo n't we ? [ scene_break ] alistair : no , this is some kind of hoax . no , it ca n't be you . woman : do you think you can deny it enough times that i 'm simply going to vanish into thin air ? it wo n't work , alistair . i 'm here . i 'm here to make you pay ! alistair : well , i know it 's not going to work . it 's not going to work for me , because i know it was obviously you who put that ad in the newspaper just to spook me , along with the rose petals , right ? woman : do n't forget the knives . alistair : oh , the knives . yeah , the knives . oh . well , i 'll tell you something -- i 'll tell you your fakery would probably work with a lot of people , but it 's not going to work with me . you know why ? because i know you 're an impostor , because i know you 're dead . woman : look into my eyes , alistair . look into them very deeply and then tell me again that i 'm an impostor . alistair : oh . woman : now do you think it 's a hoax ? alistair : oh , my god . woman : oh , yes , alistair . alistair : oh , my god . woman : it 's me , alistair -- rachel . i 've come back from the dead . alistair : no ! no ! no ! no ! no ! no ! [ door slams ] [ scene_break ] tabitha : murder 's moving closer . murder 's about to strike . [ clock ticks ] ivy : i do n't like this at all . sam : there you go , he 's done it again . he 's trapped us . i want to get my family home , damn it ! [ thunder ] t.c . : the coward 's in hiding because he knows i 'm going to kill him on sight . fancy : i do n't know what to think anymore . how can my grandfather think this is a game ? ethan : he 's not playing a game , fancy . he 's playing for real , and lives are at stake . sheridan : because i killed rachel . and father not only ruined my life , but he destroyed the lives of everyone that i love . i wo n't let him hurt you or james . i will see him dead before he can hurt anyone else . [ thunder ] [ bells chime ] tabitha : brace yourselves , people . i believe murder has arrived . sam : how many clocks are in this house ? ivy : 20 or 30 . pilar : he 's got them all set to chime at midnight . martin : midnight , new year 's eve . ivy : the notice in the paper about a murder happening here tonight -- it must have meant now . [ chiming ] [ thunder ] sheridan : oh , my god ! chris : it 's ok . ivy : sam ! [ chiming ] julian : this is unbelievable . eve : oh -- fox : oh , whoa . fancy : ooh . [ chiming intensifies ] [ screams ] [ next_on ] tabitha : i was right . it 's bloody murder . rachel : for all the pain and misery you caused me , i condemn you to death ! alistair : no , no ! tabitha : talk about a deadly party . ha ! it 's a new year 's eve massacre .
the party planned by the lady in red , but commandeered by alistair , begins , with all the reluctant and unwilling party guests arriving . all came for varying reasons , but none with the intent to have a fun time at the ball . alistair began his campaign of intimidation and verbal assaults , getting his hits in on every person there . he also began confessing to sins committed by him that caused pain for everyone there : he told sheridan he killed antonio and luis ; he told sam that he paid spike to ruin his daughter ; he told tc that he paid rae to seduce his daughter and get her involved in a lesbian relationship ; and he also told sheridan that she had actually killed her aunt rachel .
miguel : you have to do something , dr . russell . you have to save our baby . eve : it 's like i told you , miguel , there 's nothing more that can be done in the hospital than can be done here . miguel : well , then , do it ! ok , just do whatever it takes to save our little girl . eve : i 'm sorry , miguel . i 've done everything that i can do . all we can do now is pray . pilar : si , mijo . she 's right . just pray to god to save that precious little life . miguel : please , god , do n't let our baby die . kay : i feel like we 're losing her , miguel . stay with us , maria . please do n't die . charity : no ! i wo n't let you take maria 's soul . deh : h : you are the only one who can keep me from taking maria 's soul . keep your promise to stay away from miguel and i will let maria live . if you do n't , the child must die . charity , it 's up to you ! fox : what 's going on in here ? whitney : theresa . theresa : ethan -- ethan is taking rebecca and julian 's side . he 's helping them fight to take my son away from me . whitney : what ? ethan , no . theresa : look at him , whitney , look at him . he 's a traitor ! you 're little ethan 's godfather . you 're his namesake . how can you take her side ? rebecca : revenge is sweet , and i am having mine -- taking theresa 's child from her , just like she took gwen 's . julian : stop crowing , rebecca . rebecca : why should n't i crow ? not only am i taking theresa 's child away from her , but now she is never going to try to take ethan away from gwen again . i 've seen to it that she 's going to hate ethan for the rest of her life . theresa : damn you , ethan ! damn you to hell ! beth : to good times . beth : only they did n't mean anything to you , did they , luis ? why ? because of sheridan . every time she comes back into your life , you run back into her arms . beth : i 've lost you forever , luis . i 've lost you to that blond bitch sheridan . luis : sheridan . i love you . i love you so much . antonio : alistair was right . luis , my own brother , making love to my wife . i 'll kill him for this . i will kill him for seducing sheridan . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life s no job too big antonio : luis , my own brother , my blood . how could he betray me again like this ? taking advantage of sheridan when she 's so confused about the baby , confused about us . damn you , luis . luis : god , how i love you , sheridan . sheridan : oh , luis . antonio : i ca n't take it anymore . my brother with my wife . pilar : we have to pray , pray for god 's mercy . ok ? miguel : you 're right . i 'll pray . pilar : kay ? kay : no , you and miguel go pray together . i 'm just -- i 'm going to stay here with maria . i want her -- i want her to know that her mommy 's here with her . pilar : tabitha ? tabitha : yeah . pilar : will you join us ? tabitha : i beg your pardon ? pilar : miguel and i are going to pray for maria . will you join us ? tabitha : oh -- oh -- actually , i was just about to go downstairs and make us all a nice cup of tea . pilar : oh , tabitha , you do n't have to bother . tabitha : no , it 's no bother . we have to keep up our strength . this could be a long day . eve : i 'm afraid tabitha 's right . tabitha : yeah , there you have it . doctor 's orders . a lovely cup of tea will be just the thing . tabitha : oh . me , pray ? hmm . blimy , that was a close one . and i do feel for kay . oh , she will be devastated if her little maria dies . charity : no ! you ca n't do it ! tabitha : who 's charity talking to ? charity : i wo n't let you take maria 's soul . death : i am death . how do you intend to stop me ? charity : please do n't do it . she 's just an innocent baby . death : you made a deal . you promised to give up miguel to save maria , but then you went back on your word . charity : i know , but i love miguel so much . he 's my whole life . i just -- i could n't stay away . death : you broke the deal . now little maria must pay the debt by losing her life to me . charity : please . there has to be another way . death : not with me . i deal only in absolutes -- life and death . charity : please , no . death : i ask you one last time , which will you choose ? life without miguel or death for maria ? charity : but i do n't want to be the one who decides who lives or dies . death : you will ! you alone have the power to save maria , if you give up miguel to save his baby ! charity : oh , why is this happening to me ? why do i have the power to see the future and death ? death : without your power , you would n't be able to save maria . it is because of your powers that you are able to save the child . tabitha : death ! oh , my devil . he must be here for maria . death : you must decide , charity . maria 's fate is in your hands . will miguel 's baby live or die ? fox : theresa , you have to stop this , ok ? it 's not helping you . it 's not helping your case . theresa : no , ethan is the one who should stop trying to help julian and rebecca take my son away from me . little ethan : mommy ! theresa : sweetheart , i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to upset you by shouting and saying those -- those nasty words . there 's got to be something that you can do to stop julian and rebecca from taking my son away from me , woody . woody : well , i 'm sorry , theresa , but it 's a scurrilous judicial finding , but judge reilly 's order 's legally binding . your son must be remanded to his father 's custody forthwith and posthaste . theresa : i 'm not going to forget this , julian . leave me alone ! rebecca : oh . she assaulted me ! julian : you 've won , rebecca . give it a rest . officer : do n't come any closer . fox : officer , that 's her son . surely she can say goodbye to him , huh ? rebecca : she should n't be allowed to say anything more than `` adios . `` theresa : shut up , rebecca ! rebecca : what , ca n't you how she upset the boy , screaming at ethan like that ? i mean , she 's just genetically violent , that 's all . her whole family are a bunch of hotheads . at my granddaughter 's funeral , her mother tried to bury me alive . and that 's after she viciously attacked my pookie . julian : ahem . rebecca : this wild woman here should not be allowed to raise a child . it 's as simple as that . fox : rebecca , how about a little compassion , huh ? she just wants to say goodbye to her boy . ethan : i agree with fox . julian : let her have a moment with the boy . rebecca : julian , the court order -- gwen : mother , it is just one minute , ok ? rebecca : all right . but i 'll be timing it . [ gwen sighs ] theresa : sweetheart , now , you know that your mommy loves you , right ? little ethan : yes . theresa : yes ? ok , good . because guess what -- this time , instead of me going on a trip , you get g go on a trip without me . little ethan : but i do n't want to go . theresa : well , no , you know what ? you 're going to have a really good time . and soon , really soon i 'm going to come back and get you , ok ? rebecca : do n't bet on it . sheridan : perfect . everything is perfect . you and i are together . my baby 's doing so much better now that i 'm nursing him . luis : sheridan -- sheridan : hmm ? luis : the baby is beth 's . sheridan : yeah , just hold me , luis . i just want to enjoy being in your arms . oh , no . everything 's not perfect . luis : what is it ? what 's wrong ? sheridan : antonio . antonio : luis seducing sheridan , taking advantage of her , confusing her . damn you ! beth : antonio . antonio , are you all right ? antonio : beth . beth : what 's the matter ? antonio : it 's luis . beth : what ? did something happen to him ? antonio : yeah , you 're damn right something happened . he seduced sheridan . he 's at home in bed with my wife ! theresa : we 're not going to be apart for long . you know that , right ? i promise . we are going to be together forever . woody : what happened ? c.p.s . was n't due here for the boy till later . ethan : i do n't know . rebecca said that the plans had changed or something . woody : well , your notion of a motion to extend theresa 's custody has been rendered null and void . ethan : judge reilly 's order is ironclad . woody : what do we do now ? ethan : i do n't know . i 'll think about it . i 'll call you later . theresa : i 'm going to think of you the last thing before i sleep and the first thing when i wake up every morning . officer : that 's it . the minute 's up . theresa : please -- officer : it 's time to go . theresa : i mean , just a little while longer . officer : come on . whitney : look , do n't hurt him . officer : i know what i 'm doing , ma'am . little ethan : mommy , i do n't want to go . theresa : sweetheart , it 's going to be ok . i mean , it 's just going to be for a little while . little ethan : why ca n't i stay with you ? theresa : well , because -- whitney : ok , all right , come on . fox : you got to be strong for him , ok ? theresa : as god is my witness , i 'm going to get you for this . and , you -- i will never forget the part that you played in taking my son away from me ! gwen : theresa hates ethan . rebecca : did you see her face , all twisted with rage ? gwen : you know , mother , this is perfect . i mean , she is burning of all her bridges with him . rebecca : burn , baby , burn . gwen : she 'll never try to take ethan away from me again . rebecca : ethan is yours , now and always . little ethan : mommy ! mommy ! e.e . kay : dr. russell , maria seems to be getting worse . miguel : is she getting worse , dr . russell ? pilar : please , eve , tell us the truth . eve : i think it 's time that we call father lonigan and have him give maria last rites . kay : no ! no ! my baby ca n't die ! charity : you ca n't take maria . death : of course i can . the question is will i , and that is up to you . charity : leave her alone ! death : time is running out , and so is my patience . charity : please let her live . death : are you prepared to give up miguel ? that is the only way his baby can live . charity : miguel -- i love him so much . death : well , that 's settled . i 'll take maria 's soul . charity : but , no , i -- i did n't -- i could n't -- no . no . death : hello , tabitha . tabitha : death ! still rattling around , i see . death : ha ! tabitha : can i offer you anything ? hemlock , arsenic , or maybe some leftover mistletoe ? death : thanks , but i 've got work to do . tabitha : oh , yes , little maria . i could hardly believe my ears . charity 's actually going to let that baby die so she can be with miguel . death : it appears so . tabitha : i did n't think the girl had a selfish bone in her body . death : charity 's made her decision . she 'll have to live with maria 's death on her hands . tabitha : hmm . sheridan : poor antonio . luis : sheridan , antonio blames me , not you . sheridan : yeah , but i kept the truth from him , too . i mean , we thought he was dying . luis : yeah , well , i tried to explain how things got so complicated and why you married him . but the guy refuses to accept it , and he says he 's going to fight for you and i can go to hell . sheridan : oh , luis . luis : oh , i do n't blame him . you know , i 'd do everything that i could to keep from losing you . sheridan , you and i belong together , ok ? antonio 's just going to have accept that . sheridan : yeah , but what if he does n't ? all right , what then ? luis : look , i love you , ok ? and now that i have got you back in my arms , no one is ever going to tr r you away from me , ok ? antonio : sheridan and luis -- they are in our bed , making love . beth : but luis is mine . antonio : no , you 've lost him , beth . beth : no , do n't -- do n't say that . antonio : just like i 've lost sheridan . we 've both lost the people we love . beth : no . no , i wo n't lose luis . you ca n't lose sheridan . we ca n't let them do this to us ! antonio : beth -- beth , it 's over ! we have to face it . beth : no . we have to fight it ! we have got to fight to be with the people that we love . singer : you are my passion for life rebecca : oh , all this unpleasantness has cost me a lot of precious time with my wedding plans . ethan : i have to go make a call . gwen : all right . rebecca : gwen , would you watch little ethan ? i want to talk to big ethan here . gwen : yeah , uh - huh -- but i -- rebecca : well , it 's about his helping us with the custody case . pookie ? ethan : what are you doing ? rebecca : this call you 're trying to make -- it 's to theresa 's lawyer . ethan : no , it 's -- rebecca : ethan , do not insult my intelligence by trying to deny it . i know that you 've been spying for theresa . look , i 'm willing to kee your little secret from gwen as long as you promise never to help that little guttersnipe again . ethan : i was n't helping theresa . i was trying to keep an innocent boy with his mother , where he belongs . rebecca : whatever . the point is if you ever do anything to help theresa , either in this custody case or in anything else , i will be forced to tell gwen that you went behind her back and that you broke the promise you made on your dead daughter 's coffin to stay the hell away from theresa . and if i know gwen -- and believe me , i do -- it 'll be the final nail in your coffin . she will never forveve you , and your marriage will be destroyed . so remember where your loyalties lie , ethan . remember or pay the price . theresa : little ethan -- i 've lost my little boy . fox : theresa , what you 're doing can wait . whitney : honey , we need to talk . theresa : about what ? whitney : i do n't know . like how you 're feeling right now ? theresa : i 'm ok . you know , hanging in there . whitney : good . fox : right . theresa : you know , really , this is temporary . i mean , i am going to get my son back . i mean , fate would n't let a mother and son be kept apart . and we 've got a secret weapon , do n't we , woody ? we 've got someone on the inside at the cranes ' , someone who 's going to help me get my son back . antonio : luis was making love to my wife . my wife ! beth : look , antonio , aiait . you 've got to clear your head . and you got to focus , ok ? our only hope for winning luis and sheridan back -- it depends on you . antonio : how ? what am i supposed to do ? she already gave herself to luis . she made love to him . beth : ok , ok . think back to the islands , what you and diana had together , that amazing love that you shared before sheridan remembered who she really was . antonio : you know what ? luis already told me about the amazing love that they had before the boat blew up and she lost her memory . beth : ok , forget about luis ! you go to sheridan and you remind her of that love , all the feelings that you had together . that love could not have just disappeared . antonio : i do n't know . beth : i do ! it 's your only hope . you have got to go fight for your future with sheridan , or else you 're going to spend the rest of your days torturing yourself , thinking about the image of your brother making love to sheridan night after night after night after -- antonio : all right , all right , fine , ok ! you 're right . i wo n't live my life like that . i am not going to let luis take sheridan away from me . beth : ok . ok . tabitha : oh , well , if charity had chosen to give up miguel so maria could live , i would n't have to worry about keeping the bod and blondie apart . but , no , we 're back to rere of the same . death : tell me about it . ugh . well , if you 'll excuse me , i have to collect maria 's soul . tabitha : oh , yes . oh , right here . death : ah . tabitha : oh . oh , charity , dear . are you all right ? charity : did you see him ? tabitha : see who ? charity : death ? did you see death ? tabitha : well , i do n't know what you 're talking about . charity : he was here . tabitha : oh , dear . charity : he said that if i gave up miguel , i could save maria . tabitha : what are you going to do ? charity : i just love miguel so much . tabitha : well , far be it from me to influence you , dear , but is n't true love all about sacrifice ? charity : yeah , it is . tabitha : well , then , i mean , you know how shattered miguel would be if his little girl dies . and what if he found out that you 'd had a way to prevent it ? charity : you 're right . you 're right . i have to save maria . tabitha : yeah . you go , girl . go save maria and make me one happy witch and lose your last damn chance for a future with miguel . kay : my baby ! my poor baby ! [ kay cries ] charity : i 'm too late ? maria 's dead ? you already have her soul ? miguel : no . not maria . please , god , not my little girl . x 12 months old . theresa : your family does n't have a clue that there 's someone on the inside who is helping us , someone who 's working with woody to help me get my son back , right ? [ phone rings ] woody : oh . stumper here . ethan : woody , it 's ethan . look , rebecca 's on to me . she knows that i was helping you help theresa try to keep her son , and i had to promise to stop or face gwen finding out . woody : oh , wait a minute . wait , wait , wait . this -- this is a serious setback to the certainty of our side succeeding . ethan : i know . i 'm going to try to figure out something down the line , but foriright now , there 's -- there 's nothing more i can do . woody : wait , wait , wait , wait -- i need your assistance to continue the resistance to the persistence of the injustice of judge reilly 's order . hello ? hello ? can you hear me now ? mercy me . this ca n't be . theresa : woody ? what 's wrong ? is that the person that 's helping us fight the cranes ? woody : i 'm sorry , theresa , but our in with the cranes has been outed , and our special friend is gone . and without our friend , our case is kaput . you 've lost your son , i believe , forever . charity : i 'll give up miguel . just let maria live . death : are you sure ? charity : yes . maria ca n't die because of me . death : then so be it . charity : you can save her ? you can return her soul ? death : i never took it . charity : but i thought that you said that you -- death : the baby will be fine as long as you keep your bargain and give up miguel forever . charity : i will . [ maria cries ] kay : maria ? miguel : she 's not listless anymore . eve : oh , no , she 's not ! but how ? i do n't understand . pilar : eve , is she getting better ? eve : yes . well , her pulse is stronger . she 's breathing normally . it 's as if i 'm looking at the healthiest baby in the world ! pilar : gracias a dios . kay : it 's a miracle . miguel : thank you , lord . pilar : yes , mijo . `` thank the lord `` is right . kay : can i hold her ? eve : sure . kay : hey , come to mommy , sweetheart . kay : hey . charity : maria 's alive . miguel has his daughter back . but i 've lost him . goodbye , miguel . bye . tabitha : oh , charity . is something wrong , dear ? charity : just tell -- just tell miguel i had to go . tabitha : this is indeed a red - letter day . charity and miguel are a couple no more . luis : what are you thinking about ? sheridan : antonio . i just feel terrible for him . luis : i know . i do , too . i do n't blame the guy for loving you . i understand that better than anyone . but , sheridan , you and i , we 've always loved each other , and we always will . sheridan : but i 'm his wife , luis . i 'm your brother 's wife , and i 'm here in bed with you . luis : i know . i know , and i know that -- i know that he has to be hurt that you chose me over him , but , sheridan , come on . he has to have known that this would have happened sooner or later . he has to accept it . it 's the only way that he can move on , and hopefully , you know , he 'll find someone else , someone else he can share an incredible love with . sheridan : our love is pretty wonderful , is n't it ? luis : it 's like nothing else on earth . antonio : i wo n't let luis have sheridan . i will not live the rest of my life without the woman i love . beth : ok , then you fight for her , antonio . go to the cottage right now and you fight for sheridan ! antonio : that 's exactly what i 'm going to do . beth : you fight for both of us ! it 's got to work . antonio has got to convince sheridan to be with him so i can have luis . beth : do whatever it takes , antonio . do whatever it takes . antonio : damn you , luis . i will not let you have sheridan . she 's my wife , and she 's going to stay my wife . i just have to get her to see what 's really in her heart . yc you 're 14 months old . eve : what a recovery . it 's just truly amazing . pilar : the blessed mother heard our prayers . [ alarm ] pilar : what 's that , eve ? eve : oh , it 's just the alarm on my wristwatch , reminding me . i 'm supposed to meet t.c . at the lobster shack . but , you know , you can call me on my cell phone if you need me . kay : we will , dr . russell . eve : although i think maria 's going to be all right now . tabitha : maria 's fine , you say ? eve : hmm . kay : yeah , she 's totally back to normal . tabitha : oh , what glorious news ! the poor , little thing was virtually at death 's door . eve : not anymore . that is a healthy baby kay 's holding right there . tabitha : oh , well , wonders will never cease . miguel : where 's charity ? tabitha : oh -- oh , i 'm sorry , miguel . charity could n't wait . miguel : she left ? tabitha : yes , yes , indeed . she had some other place to go . miguel : but -- i mean , well , why would she just leave ? kay : is n't this the best news , miguel ? our baby is n't sick anymore . she 's going to live . miguel : yeah , it 's amazing . charity : i did it for you , miguel . for you and your baby girl . tabitha : your good heart worked against you this time , charity . you and miguel will be kept apart forever . charity : oh , miguel , i love you . i 'm going to miss you so much . rebecca : done . julian : you 'd be referring to -- rebecca : oh , the livery service . i finally decided how many extra limos we need for the wedding . [ julian coughs ] julian : do tell . rebecca : and theresa is done , too . little ethan is here , never to see mamacita again . ah ! oh , everything is just pfefect . julian : is it , my pet ? rebecca : i 'm not sure i like that tone , pookie . julian : where 's little ethan ? rebecca : uh -- with the nanny in the nursery , i think . julian : you think ? rebecca : what ? am i the kiddie police ? julian : oh , yes . rebecca : i 'm sure someone 's looking after him . julian : the boy is so much better off here away from his mother . rebecca : what is that , julian ? i 'm not sure i heard you . julian : nothing , my pet , nothing at all . ethan : listen to me . it 's going to be ok , all right ? you 'll see . little ethan : i want my mommy . ethan : i know . i know , but she said she 'll see you soon , ok ? and in the meantime , why do n't you go up to the nursery and check out those brand - new toys up there ? gwen : hmm , wo n't that be fun ? little ethan : toys ? ethan : mm - hmm . little ethan : what kind ? ethan : dinosaurs . nanny : yeah , big ones and little ones . some that fly . [ ethan growls ] gwen : and nanny 's going to show you all of them . she 's going to play with you , too . nanny : of course i will . come on . ethan : have fun . [ gwen sighs ] gwen : you see , ethan ? he 's going to be fine . once he reacclimates himself , he is going to love being here . ethan : yeah , i 'll make sure of that . rebecca : gwen , i need your opinion on the menu for the buffet . gwen : coming ! [ ethan sighs ] ethan : i 'm sorry , theresa . i 'm sorry i could n't help you . but you ca n't give up hope . theresa : so are you saying that my situation with my son is hopeless ? woody : i 'm sorry , theresa . i -- i did everything i could . theresa : i 'm not going to believe this . woody : having someone inside the mansion helping us was our only hope of countering the crane juggernaut . without the help of our friend , we -- we 're up a creek without a leg to stand on . theresa : there has got to be something that wcacan do . woody : i wish there was . our legal maneuverings have been outflanked by the cranes . theresa : so that 's it , then ? woody : i 'm sorry , theresa . i do n't know what else to do . the cranes are too powerful . judge reilly -- he 's too crooked for us to succeed successfully . theresa : no , no . no -- fox : theresa , hey . whitney : ok , come and sit down , honey . theresa : no , i 've just lost my son ! fox : ok , you got to calm down . whitney : hold it together , honey . it 's going to be ok . theresa : how can i hold it together when i have just lost my little boy ? he 's not going to be back to play with this ! he 's never going to wear this ! whitney : theresa , honey , please . theresa : i 'm never going to have another christmas with him ! you understand ? oh ! fox : theresa -- whitney : honey , be careful ! woody : oh , no . fox : stop ! hey -- theresa : no ! fox : hey , hey , hey , hey , it 's going to be ok . whitney : it 's ok . fox : it 's going to be ok , all right ? [ theresa cries ] fox : shh . whitney : shh . fox : shh , shh , shh , shh . antonio : luis ! get your filthy hands off my wife . sheridan : antonio ! theresa : i will be paying a visit to the mansion one of these days , and that 's to bring my son home . sam : every choice we make has its consequences . i guess you never learned that lesson until right now . sheridan : luis is the love of my life , not you . beth : now what am i going to do ?
antonio walks in on sheridan and luis and begins to fight luis , while beth peeks through the window of sheridan 's cottage . sheridan finally speaks to antonio and tells him that she belongs with luis . however , antonio refuses to accept the fact that luis and sheridan are in love , and he blames luis for stealing sheridan from him . rebecca speaks to eve and t.c . at the restaurant , and threatens to take away funding from the hospital and the school sports program if they do not attend her wedding to julian . finally , t.c . agrees to go .
[ music plays ] tabitha : greetings , denizens of the dark side ! endora and i welcome you to new year 's eve chez tabitha . eat , drink , and be scary . tabitha : ooh , look . ooh , look , endora . hmm . oh , gwen has not only lost out on being mother to ethan 's baby . it seems as if she 's on the brink of losing ethan to theresa , as well . huh ! and there 's eve . she does n't know it yet , but she 's on the brink of losing her life , thanks to the poison rebecca 's put in her punch . and look . there 's liz . she is determined to make eve wish she was dead -- that is , if she is n't killed by rebecca 's poison . and last but not least -- sheridan . that poor girl has just read that her mummy is n't dead at all . oh , no , she 's sharing a bed with luis ' father . oh , rotten misery , endora . stay tuned , my little witchling . mortal woe guarantees us a happy new year . ivy : do n't be upset , gwen . ethan does not love theresa , and she 's just using the baby to draw him closer . gwen : ivy , theresa has taken away my last chance to give ethan a child , and now she 's going to take ethan away from me . i have lost everything . sam : liz , where 's t.c . ? liz : oh , he went out to the car to get his cell phone . why ? is father lonigan back and ready to finish the wedding ? sam : no . no , not yet . listen , when you see t.c . , tell him i 'm looking for him , all right ? liz : oh , sure , sam . sam : liz , about you and eve -- liz : oh . sam , do n't worry about my sister . she just ca n't accept the fact that t.c . and i are a couple now and i 'm getting really close to whitney and simone . sam : look , i know you and eve have issues , but i 'd hate to think that you were provoking her . liz : sam , no . i 'm just living my life . sam : uh - huh . liz : living my life with one purpose -- to completely and utterly destroy my sister . t.c . : honey , was sam talking to you ? liz : yeah , t.c . sam actually thinks i am provoking eve 's outbursts . t.c . : well , he should get on eve for threatening to kill you . liz : sweetheart , do n't you worry about eve . she will get what she 's got coming to her . rebecca : come on , eve , drink the poison punch . drink it and die before julian can divorce me to marry you . katherine : i just wish there was a way that paloma could have told us if sheridan is upset . martin : honey , if she is upset , i 'm sure there 's no reason to stop the wedding . there 's only one thing that can keep sheridan from marrying luis . katherine : oh , i know , i know -- she finds out i 'm her mother . martin : and since you and i and alistair are the only ones who know and alistair 's comatose , there 's no reason that sheridan will ever find out the truth . mrs. wallace : you are evil , beth . disgusting -- planting a card saying mrs. wheeler is really katherine crane in sheridan 's flowers . ugh ! beth : shut up , mother . i told you that i would tear luis and sheridan apart . now i have . mrs. wallace : oh -- beth : luis wo n't stay with sheridan knowing that mrs. wheeler , the woman he thinks is that whore that ran off with his father , is really sheridan 's `` dead `` mother . mrs. wallace : oh -- pilar : did -- did you just say that mrs. wheeler is actually alistair 's late wife , katherine crane ? sheridan : yes . according to this , it -- it says that mrs. wheeler 's really my mother . singer : i would hold the hand of the one who could lead me places and kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet and i would fly on the wings of the bird i knew could take me highest breathe in , breathe out you keep me alive you are the fire burning inside of me you are my passion for life liz : t.c . , i am going to go downstairs and get something to drink . would you like something ? t.c . : just a kiss before you go . liz : gladly . sam : t.c . , there you are . where did liz go ? i wanted to talk to her about what was going on between her and eve . t.c . : liz is going downstairs to get something to drink -- after she told me you accused her of setting eve off . sam : look , i did n't accuse her of anything . i just wondered -- t.c . : listen , sam , you are my best friend , ok ? but i want you to stay the hell away from liz . go after eve . go after eve for threatening her life . eve : damn my sister . oh , god , she 's so mean and hateful . she actually makes rebecca look nice by comparison . rebecca : oh , speak of the devil . julian : you know , eve , you really must be careful yourself . i mean , threatening to kill your own sister repeatedly in front of a room full of people is a bit -- a bit damaging . you really must calm down before you go back upstairs . eve : i will . julian : all right . i 'm going to go see if father lonigan is back , so you go ahead , finish your punch , and , please , you forget about liz . rebecca : come on , eve , drink it . liz : eve . am i interrupting ? rebecca : oh , damn it ! liz : you know , julian is right . threatening to kill me -- oh , honey , that 's only adding to your already tarnished reputation as a drug addict , drunk driver , world - class liar , and lowdown whore . now everyone knows that you are also an angry ex - wife who could go postal on me at any moment . keep it up , eve . you have nothing left to lose but your medical license . ethan : theresa , this -- this just is n't right . theresa : it is . ethan : it 's not right . theresa : it is . do n't fight it , ok ? you know we belong together . ethan : i am married . theresa : but you want to be with me . and we 're a family now . we 're the proud parents of a beautiful little girl . ethan : theresa , i just ca n't turn my -- great . you know , god knows what she 's thinking right now . i 'm sorry , but i have to go to her . theresa : and give her false hope ? ivy : gwen , i know seeing theresa all over ethan is upsetting , but my son is not an idiot . he knows what a shameless opportunist theresa is . he 's not about to leave you just because she had his baby . gwen : i 'm going to go for a walk . ivy : do n't you want to talk to ethan first ? gwen : no , i can talk to him later . i 'm just going to be by myself . tell him not to worry , ok ? ethan : where is gwen ? ivy : she went for a walk , and she said for you not to worry about her . but seeing you with theresa was like a knife in her heart . ethan : well , i need to find her . ivy : ok , i told gwen that you were smart enough not to be drawn in by theresa again . do n't you prove me wrong . do n't you dare prove me wrong . [ theresa sighs ] theresa : what ? ivy : well , theresa , now that you are officially the mother of ethan 's baby , i have a little something for you . theresa : really ? ivy : mm - hmm . theresa : what ? ivy : this . you stay away from my son ! sheridan : i mean , how can mrs. wheeler be my mother ? my mother died when i was a child . beth : but what if she did n't ? what if your mother 's death was to cover up running off with luis ' father ? pilar : mrs. wheeler certainly does know a lot about harmony and the cranes , but to have abandoned you and julian to be with my husband -- i find that hard to believe . luis : the card says mrs. wheeler is your mother . now , if that 's true , you know what that means , right ? sheridan : oh , luis -- beth : i know what it means . luis will dump sheridan and then i can have him . [ conga music plays ] tabitha : hoo - hoo , endora ! our side has a lot to celebrate this year . misery and strife are rampant among the mortals in harmony . lust , revenge , acrimony , sabotage -- hmm ! lies exposed and murder plotted . i do n't know . `` joey `` and `` the apprentice `` are great shows , but this is what i call must - see tv . eve : god , you ca n't stay away from me , can you , liz ? oh , it 's not enough that you cost me the love of my husband and my daughters . no , you want to see me lose my license to practice medicine , too . rebecca : i can make this real simple for you , liz . just get away from eve so she can drink the punch and die . liz : there you go again , eve , accusing me of ruining your life when you did that yourself . you were the one who left home seeking fame and fortune only to find men and drugs . you had the child out of wedlock , a son who wound up committing incest with his half sister . eve : yes , i made mistakes when i was young , but i never meant to hurt anyone . and i tried to make up for it by becoming a doctor . liz : right -- a doctor who lied and kept secrets and , when they finally came out , ruined lives . eve : no , that was your doing . you 're the one who got aunt irma to expose my past . liz : i 've had to live with my past , eve . i think it 's only fair that you live with yours , and now you are . you are finally suffering the consequences , just like i suffered the consequences when you abandoned me to be abused by my father . eve : oh , god , liz , not that again . liz : forgive me , eve . i am sorry that my being molested night after night for years on end annoys you . eve : no , liz . it 's your harping on something that i 've apologized for a million times . that annoys me . i would not have left you behind had i known you were going to be molested . liz : yes , but you did leave me behind , and because of that i was molested . eve : well , however badly scarred you were , it certainly has n't kept you from sweating up the sheets with t.c . , now , has it ? rebecca : oh -- oh -- damn it ! now what am i going to do ? theresa : is that any way to treat your granddaughter 's mother ? ivy : oh , after the way you treated gwen , it certainly is . theresa : right . you know , gwen started this when she stole my son from me . ivy : after you murdered sarah . theresa : i did n't murder sarah , ivy . that was an accident . everything that gwen has done to me has been on purpose . ivy : oh , seducing ethan was n't deliberate ? theresa : i needed a baby to get my child back , ivy . i thought that i miscarried . i did n't know that i would carry twins only to lose gwen 's son with ethan . i asked dr . russell to save the baby with the best chance of survival . the baby that lived was my baby with ethan . and you know why ? because ethan and i belong together . ivy : the hell you do . theresa : just back off , ivy . ivy : or what ? theresa : i 'll make sure you never see your grandchild again . ethan : gwen -- gwen ? honey , honey , hey , i 've been looking all over for you . gwen : it 's about the baby , right ? ethan : look , i am so sorry that you saw me with theresa . it 's just i went into the nicu to see my daughter and -- you know ? gwen : your daughter . ethan : yeah , we were talking about , you know , the future for her and everything , and theresa hugged me , and then the next thing i knew -- gwen : it 's ok , you know , and i totally understand . ethan : you do ? gwen : yeah . ethan : are you -- are you ok ? you 're acting kind of strange . gwen : i 'm fine . you know , i 'm just going to take a walk . we 'll talk later , though , ok ? ethan : sure -- but wait , listen . as long as you know -- listen . theresa may be the baby 's mother , but i love you . you know that ? gwen : mm - hmm . yeah . ethan : honey , are you ok ? because -- are you sure ? gwen : i 'm fine . i 'm just going to go be by myself . everything 's going to be fine . ok ? ethan : ok . gwen : ethan , everything is going to be just fine . luis : the card says that mrs. wheeler is really your mother , that she did n't die when you were young , that she ran off with my father instead , and that she 's the reason we had to send paloma away . sheridan : luis -- luis : so do you know what that means ? beth : it means the end of luis and sheridan . mrs. wallace : oh -- luis : it means that even though alistair is in a coma he 's still trying to tear us apart . beth : what ? luis : sheridan , he must have planned this when he found out that we were going to have a wedding . sheridan : it 's just like my father to not leave anything to chance . luis : alistair knew that i thought mrs. wheeler was nothing but a selfish piece of trash who did n't care that she destroyed my family . now , if you forgive mrs. wheeler for lying to you , if it turns out she is really your mother , i can never forgive you for that and we can never have a wedding . sheridan : that 's what i was afraid of . luis : well , now there 's no reason to be afraid . sheridan : my father is so horrible . i mean , to think that he almost tried to stop us from getting married by telling such an outrageous lie . pilar 's voice : is it a lie , or is it the truth ? could mrs .. wheeler be katherine crane ? sheridan : hey , i need to calm my nerves , freshen up . luis : all right , fine . i 'll take you to the bride 's room . sheridan : no , you know what ? the sacristy 's closer . let 's just go there instead . luis : sure . martin : oh , no , they ca n't find us here . katherine : oh , what are we going to do , martin ? paloma : where are they off to ? beth : the sacristy . paloma : no ! i hid papa and tia ellie in the sacristy so they could see the wedding . when luis finds papa , he 'll go crazy , and mama could attack tia ellie again . beth : i 'm still in the game , mother . mrs. wallace : oh -- beth : i could still win luis . singer : you are my passion for life sam : t.c . , just calm down . i just want to make sure the situation between liz and eve does n't escalate . t.c . : well , if you do n't want things to escalate , then tell julian to keep his mistress away from liz . liz : how dare you compare father molesting me to t.c . making love to me . eve : i 'm not . i 'm just saying you ca n't have it both ways . liz : meaning ? eve : meaning if your father 's abuse scarred you so much that you ca n't accept my apology for unintentionally leaving you at his mercy , then how is it that you can accept t.c . into your bed night after night ? liz : oh , please . one has nothing to do with the other . rebecca : now , how am i going to get eve alone so i can poison her ? ah ! eve : exactly , liz . rebecca : excuse me . excuse me . father lonigan is about to begin the ceremony , so why do n't we go upstairs and have a seat , ok ? yes , thank you . [ rebecca giggles ] liz : shut up . eve : touched a nerve , did n't i ? well , you wanted my life and you destroyed me to get it . and now you 're living in my house cozying up to my daughters . liz : you 're just upset because t.c . asked me to marry him . and i 'm going to be a wonderful stepmother for your children . eve : please . you do n't give a damn about t.c . or the girls . all you care about is hurting me . liz : i bet it 's killing you living up at the crane mansion with your sugar daddy . [ eve coughs ] rebecca : finally . eve is going to drink up and drop dead . katherine : oh , martin , look . maybe paloma can stop them . maybe she can keep us from being discovered . paloma : hey -- hey , where are you going ? luis : to the sacristy . sheridan : i really need to freshen up . paloma : but the lighting in there is not good for doing makeup . let 's go to the bride 's room , ok ? sheridan : ok . beth : luis , do n't be mad at paloma . she was just trying to help . luis : what are you talking about ? beth : oh . i 'm sorry , paloma . i thought you told them . paloma : no , i did n't . luis : told us what ? beth : why she did n't want you to go to the sacristy . paloma : let 's go to the bride 's room , ok ? luis : why do n't you want us to go to the sacristy ? beth : luis , paloma did n't mean any harm . i mean , weddings are about family , yes ? luis : papa is in the sacristy , is n't he ? paloma : luis , calmate . estas en la iglesia ! luis : papa . pilar : and his whore . ivy : do n't use my grandchild to threaten me , theresa . ethan will never let you keep her away from me . theresa : you 're wrong , ivy . see , i 'm going to be his wife , and like any good husband , he 's going to want his wife to be happy . ivy : ok , you are despicable and delusional . ethan will never marry you . theresa : you want to bet ? ivy : no . i want you dead . theresa : ethan , can we go see our daughter now ? ethan : not now , please . ivy : did you find gwen ? ethan : yes . ivy : what did you say to her ? ethan : i told her that i was caught up in the baby when theresa was hugging me , that i wanted to spend some time with her and talk to her , but she wanted to spend some time by herself . ivy : did you tell her that you love her ? ethan : yes . ivy : and did you tell her that you have no intention of leaving her for this guttersnipe ? ethan : no , mother , i did n't say that . ivy : why not ? ethan : listen , she was adamant about spending some time by herself . i respected that . i will let her know my intentions when she feels like talking , ok ? ivy : ethan , you have got to reassure gwen right now . you 've got to make her understand that everything is going to be all right . gwen : everything 's going to be all right . ethan will not leave me for theresa . i will make sure of that . demon : give me a red , give me red . tabitha : oh , look , endora . demon : let go of my foot ! tabitha : katherine wo n't be able to wiggle out of this jam . demon : oh , my goodness . second demon : yellow . tabitha : you know , pilar has a sense that what the card said is true -- sheridan 's mother is martin 's lover . and as for old eve -- well , she 's one sip away from death 's door . mm - hmm ! just wait till you see what happens next , my little witchling . eve : ahem . rebecca : honestly , eve is going to die of dehydration before i can poison her . eve : we made everyone so uncomfortable they all left . liz : what a shame . eve : yes , it is a shame . i remember when everyone looked at me with respect . but that 's all over , thanks to you . liz : my pleasure . eve : you know what , liz ? just go away . i do n't want to talk to you anymore . liz : well , that 's fine , eve , because you can listen , because i am not through with you yet . rebecca : oh , no . oh , no , liz put her glass right next to eve . i mean , what if they reach for the wrong cup ? oh , i could kill the wrong sister . luis : you got some nerve coming here . paloma : papa wanted to see you get married , luis . he loves you . luis : i do n't want his love , ok ? you 're nothing but a coward and a traitor . look at you -- you 're hiding out in here , just like you were hiding out in mexico all those years . katherine : luis , please understand . martin did n't want to upset you , and i did n't want to upset sheridan . out of respect for you , we came in here . pilar 's voice : could she be katherine crane ? sheridan 's voice : could she be my mother ? luis : if you respect us , then get the hell out of here , ok ? martin : we 'll leave , but what paloma said is true . i love you , luis , and i wish you and sheridan every happiness . katherine : i do , too . luis : just go . pilar 's voice : martin had plastic surgery to alter his looks , and rebecca thought mrs. wheeler had had work done , as well . sheridan 's voice : i felt connected to mrs .. wheeler from the moment we met . i thought she was my mother more than once . what if she is ? what if it 's true ? what if she is my mother ? katherine : oh , my god . oh , my god . martin : what ? are you ok ? katherine : the -- the card says that i 'm sheridan 's mother . martin : what ? luis : whatever . we know it 's a fake , ok ? it 's just one of alistair 's tricks to try and stop us from getting married . just forget it and leave ! martin : come on . sheridan : no , wait a minute . martin : what -- sheridan : why are you so upset ? is the card true ? are you really my mother ? gwen : you 're going to die . ethan : you know , gwen did not seem like herself when i caught up with her . ivy : what did you expect , ethan ? she just found out that theresa took away her last chance to have a baby of her own . ethan : no , mother , mother , she 'd could be heading for , i do n't know , a breakdown . i mean , maybe i should get a psychiatrist to look at her , get her the help she needs , for god 's sake . ivy : oh , my god . ethan : mother , what is it ? julian : you know , t.c . , eve was a wonderful wife and mother throughout your marriage . t.c . : my life with eve was a lie . julian : do n't let liz rewrite history . she does n't care about you or your daughters . all she cares about is torturing eve . t.c . : she betrayed me to be with you , julian . julian : you were unfaithful to eve first . her devastation over that is what led her to me . t.c . : you know what ? you could n't wait to get into her pants , could you ? but now you 're getting it for free . julian : you shut up or i 'll shut you up . t.c . : i 'd like you to try . sam : hey , hey , hey , enough , all right ? no more fighting , especially in church . t.c . , you 're divorced from eve . you 're with liz , ok ? and eve is with julian . now , both of you , just let go of the past and move on . t.c . : why do n't you go after eve for threatening liz ? sam : i will . i 'll talk to eve . i 'll insist that she stop . hell , i 'll even issue restraining orders between all of you if i have to . i just want all of this to stop now before anyone really gets hurt . eve : liz , you can talk till you 're hoarse , but i am through listening to you growl and snarl . liz : oh , do n't go getting high and mighty with me . i can have you arrested for threatening me . rebecca : oh , no . oh , no . what if liz picks up the wrong cup ? i know what . i 'll pretend that i just got here , i 'll run in there , and i 'll just bump into them and spill all the poison , yeah . oops . too late . [ thud ] rebecca : oh -- beth : this is it . katherine 's finally going to tell sheridan that she 's her mother . sheridan : please answer me . are you my mother ? luis : sheridan , she 's not , ok ? look , this is just another one of alistair 's tricks to try and stop our wedding . katherine : luis is right . i 'm not your mother , sheridan . martin : come on , let 's go . paloma : if you 're leaving , i am , too . katherine : paloma , no ! you stay . i want you to be with your family . paloma : but you and papa are my family . katherine : paloma , you are sheridan 's bridesmaid . you have to be here when father lonigan gets back to finish the ceremony . i do n't want you to disappoint your brother and sheridan . please -- please stay , for me . paloma : ok . beth : oh , damn it . martin and katherine ca n't leave or there wo n't be anything to stop luis and sheridan from getting married . pilar : wait . luis : why are you stopping them ? pilar : i think mrs. wheeler is lying . i think she really is katherine crane . katherine : no -- that 's ridiculous ! pilar : no . no , it 's not ! sheridan felt a connection with you from the moment she first met you in mexico . julian felt that you reminded him of his mother , and then you tried to kill alistair twice that we know of , and it did n't make any sense that a stranger would do that . and then you admitted to knowing alistair and katherine all those years ago in harmony ! sheridan : and then when we had antonio 's memorial service , i found you in the cemetery at my aunt rachel 's grave . katherine : i was just -- pilar : and rachel was katherine 's sister . and rebecca thought that you were a woman of means , just like katherine was . your face may be different , just like martin 's , but your eyes and your voice and your -- your height , your body type -- everything is the same like i remember katherine 's . martin : yeah , we 're leaving . pilar : no , martin ! you 're not . when you disappeared all those years ago , katherine had n't been seen in days , and alistair said that she had taken a turn for the worse , that she was too sick to see any visitors . and then he announced that she had died . he insisted on not having an open casket . why ? because you were n't dead ! were you ? you were living with my husband in mexico . admit it ! you are not ell wheeler . you are sheridan 's mother , katherine crane ! ivy : gwen , no ! ethan : gwen ? theresa : what about her ? gwen : agh ! ethan : oh , my god ! theresa : get me help ! [ theresa screams ] theresa : ethan -- oh , god ! help me ! [ `` auld lang syne `` plays ] demon : happy horrible new year ! tabitha : happy horrible new year , my little witchling ! demon : evil ! tabitha : heartbreak and pain ! murder and mayhem ! oh , evil reigns once more in harmony ! whoo - whoo ! rebecca : oh , my god . oh , my god . sam : and , julian , where is eve ? i need to talk to her about her threatening liz . julian : she 's in the basement having a glass of punch . sam : she is ? julian : yes . why ? sam : well , liz went downstairs to get something to drink , too . julian : my god , we should go down there before there 's trouble . rebecca : oh -- oh -- julian : what is it , rebecca ? rebecca : she -- she 's dead . she 's dead . beth : make her confess , pilar . make katherine admit who she is . [ mrs. wallace hisses ] pilar : admitelo . admit it . you are katherine crane ! luis : no , mama -- stop , all right ? this is cra -- there 's no way that she is sheridan 's mother ! pilar : yes , she is , mijo , i 'm sure of it . this is katherine ! sheridan : i felt a connection to her . how could she be my mother ? martin : pilar , please , back off . now , do n't take your anger at me out on ell . luis : do n't you tell my mother to back off . you 're the one who started this whole mess by running out with her . martin : we did n't run off to be together ! we -- paloma : what , papa ? what were you about to say ? katherine : martin -- martin , please , let 's leave , let 's go . pilar : i knew that alistair was cruel to katherine . we both knew it , martin . we feared for her safety . martin : pilar , that 's enough . pilar : i remember all the times that i found katherine crying . she tried to love alistair . but in his eyes , she could never measure up to rachel , her sister . katherine : please stop it ! pilar : katherine -- she feared for herself . she feared for her children , julian and sheridan . they were her life , her pride and joy ! she tried to protect them from alistair 's rage , but she was no match for him . were you , katherine ? sheridan : mother ? is pilar right ? are -- are you really my mother ? katherine : oh , sheridan -- pilar : look at her eyes . those are a mother 's eyes , your mother 's eyes ! admit it ! you 're katherine crane ! admit who you really are ! katherine : yes ! i 'm katherine crane . i 'm your mother , sheridan . i 'm your mother . theresa : agh ! ethan : theresa -- theresa : help me ! ethan : theresa -- theresa : ethan , help ! agh ! gwen : he ca n't help you , theresa . no one can help you . ethan : she 's not breathing . she 's not breathing ! ivy : gwen , you 've killed theresa ! you murdered her ! luis : you know , i am sick of you ! i 've had enough of you and your lies ! katherine : i 'm not lying ! beth : tell sheridan you really are her mother . t.c . : you slit your own sister 's throat ! you murderer ! ivy : oh , my god ! you killed theresa , gwen !
tabitha and endora throw a party for their demon friends . they all celebrate all the pain that surround harmony for the new year . theresa tries to convince ethan that they should be together , but ethan still feels that he should be with gwen . ivy tries to convince gwen that ethan wo n't leave her . gwen seems to be in a state of shock as she walks around the hospital . ivy slaps theresa and warns her to stay away from ethan . theresa threatens to never let ivy see her granddaughter once she and ethan are married . as ethan , ivy and theresa argue over the situation , gwen comes in behind them and stabs theresa with a scalpel in the back . ethan reports that theresa is n't breathing as ivy accuses gwen of murdering her . at the church , sheridan learns that katherine really is her mother . either liz or eve drinks the poison punch .
lucy : oh , ian , no , you ca n't -- you ca n't do it . you ca n't . i got to stop it . i have to stop you . oh ! [ scene_break ] jack : look , miss , i -- reese : reese . jack : yeah , yeah , reese . i really do n't think your leg 's broken and i really need to go . i have a really special night tonight . reese : it could be a special night for us , jack . jack : what did you just say ? reese : hmm ? jack : how did you know my name ? reese : sorry . jack : wait a second . you 're -- you 're that girl in caleb 's band . i knew you looked familiar . you 're that -- reese : caleb ? oh , i 've never heard of him . i work for a bloke called stephen clay . you know , you 're so brave and strong . i bet you could show a girl how to do some nasty things , huh ? jack : he sent you , did n't he ? reese : come on , sexy . i wo n't bite . jack : tess . i got to get back . reese : it 's too late , jackie boy . no wedding bells for you . [ scene_break ] caleb : this song 's for olivia , all the things i 've wanted to tell her for so long . caleb : what have you done ? tess : your music is a gift , stephen . i wo n't let you use it to do harm . caleb : how did you -- tess : you made me , stephen . you took all the good out of livvie and you made me . now i 'm going to use it to protect her from you . caleb : you ca n't -- tess : but i just did . you wo n't be able to get to her that way . but maybe i can get to you . caleb : a little piece of news for you , tess -- stronger people than you have tried to appeal to my better nature . guess what -- my bad side is my good side . tess : i wo n't give up on you , stephen , not when you 're in such pain . caleb : what do you know about pain ? hmm ? what do you know about anything ? tess : maybe you made me for another reason . caleb : what ? tess : to help you . [ scene_break ] fireman : did you hurt yourself , ma'am ? elizabeth : oh , no . no , no , no . that 's just a scratch . fireman : and you do n't look too well , either , sir . ian : i 'm fine . you said somebody called and said there was a fire ? fireman : yeah , our fire alarm activates the system . elizabeth : well , there was no one here except the two of us . fireman : sorry . false alarm . ian : who called ? lucy : hey , where 's the fire ? was -- was somebody hurt ? was anybody hurt ? ian : what are you doing here ? lucy : i saw the fire trucks and i wanted to come in and make sure that nothing happened , that nobody was hurt here . um -- oh , pardon me . hi , elizabeth . it 's nice to see -- you know , i have n't had a chance to chat to you since we were at that lovely wedding . congratulations . you know -- hi , guys . now that i 'm here , i think i 'm going to give you a ride home because -- fireman : excuse me , ma'am . we need to check out the roof just to be on the safe side . lucy : oh , please . please do . elizabeth : i 'll be right back . lucy : do n't hurry . ian : it was you , was n't it ? [ ian groans ] lucy : look at you . you are in bad shape . ian : i 'm fine . just go home . lucy : no , i am not about to leave you alone in this bat cave . ian : there 's nothing you can do for me . it 's too late . lucy : like hell it is . come on , i 'm going to get you out of here . we are getting out of here . come on . elizabeth : ian , the firemen are leaving , but -- ian ? that witch ! [ scene_break ] caleb : you think you can help me ? tess : if you 'll let me . caleb : yeah , and how exactly are you going to help me ? tess : free the darkness around you . caleb : darkness suits me just fine . tess : when i look at you , i -- i see a spark of light deep inside your soul . caleb : look again . i have no soul . tess : it 's there . buried . but it 's there . caleb : i think i liked you better when you did n't speak . tess : why do you fight so hard ? if you loved livvie , there must be some goodness . caleb : you actually believe that , do n't you ? there is no goodness . there 's no light beneath the layers of what i 've been and who i am . what you see is at you get . tess : what i see is someone who has been hurt , who hurts back because they know no other way . are n't you tired of being feared and hunted down ? does n't some part of you want to be loved ? caleb : what do you want me to tell you ? that you 're right ? is that it ? that if you touch me , somehow i 'll fall to my knees and feel like i 've been saved ? tess : you have a heart capable of great love . i can hear it beating . please , stephen , just listen to it . jack : tess -- are you all right ? tess : i 'm fine . jack : yeah . tess : what are you doing ? jack : i just wanted to make sure you 're all right . tess : i 'm fine . i missed you . you were gone so long . jack : yeah . well -- i 'm here now , so everything 's going to be ok . tess : ok . you do n't have to worry , jack . no one 's going to hurt me . i just want you to love me . jack : well , i can do that . hmm . the minister 's going to be here soon . tess : well , how do i look ? jack : you look beautiful . tess : and i want to be beautiful for you . i want to be everything to you . i love you . [ scene_break ] lucy : take it easy . hey , why do n't you sit on the couch ? listen to me . you have to -- you -- you have to drink this . it 'll take the pain away . drink this . ian : no , i do n't like the way it makes me feel . ian : barely what ? human . you can say it . it 's ok . lucy : no , i was n't going to say that . what i was going to say is you can barely stand up . you -- you were going to bite elizabeth back there , were n't you ? ian : how 'd you know ? lucy : i -- i just know . i 'm a slayer . i can feel these things . you know , instead of asking me questions , what you should be doing is thanking me for breaking up that god - awful party . ian : i ca n't believe we 're having this conversation right now . lucy : neither can i , and i ca n't believe you do n't realize -- do you know what almost happened ? if you bit her , you would lose any chance you have for a normal life . do you understand ? if you give into these cravings , if you bite anybody , if you taste that blood , then you 're going to be one of them and you will crave it more and more and more and then you 're not -- you 'll want to kill somebody is what you 're going to want to do . ian : that would never happen . lucy : really ? and what we 're talking about you believed could happen , what we 're saying ? do you realize what you almost did back there ? ian : which is exactly why you need to leave right now . lucy : no . i 'm not going . listen to me -- i 'm not leaving you because that mrs. dracula back there ca n't keep her hands off of you , and i 'm not going to take the chance of you attempting to go back to her . ian : no , it 's not safe . i 'm not safe . you need to go . lucy : i -- i 'm ok . i have to keep telling you this ? i 'm a slayer . you ca n't bite me . ian : i have a feeling i could kill you in many ways . lucy : i 'm ok . i 'll be fine , really . ian : yeah ? what are you going to tell kevin ? lucy : i do n't know . i do n't know if i 'm going to tell him anything . i -- i left him tonight . i -- ian : you did what ? lucy : ok , that 's it . [ ian groans ] lucy : listen to me . come here . you 're going to drink this . you are going to drink it -- ian : no . lucy : yes , you are . you 're not going to be a hero . ian : no . lucy : you 're going to drink it . i do n't want to lose you , ok ? i do n't want the dark side to get you . i wo n't let you be . you 're going to take a sip of this -- please ? i 'm more stubborn than you . you got to drink it . damn it , ian , just drink it ! ian : what am i , lucy ? what have i become ? [ scene_break ] jack : wow . do n't you look beautiful . tess : thank you . i ca n't wait another minute to be your wife . jack : we 're ready . minister : tonight we 're gathered here to join you together in holy matrimony , a sacrament most blessed , binding husband to wife . now , i understand you 'd like to say your own vows . jack : yeah . tess , your beauty , your innocence , your loving kindness is more wonderful than anything that i 've ever known . when i met you , i found my place in this world and i promise to take care of you and protect you all of my days . tess : i thought i was meant to be alone . `` love `` was just a word i did n't understand until i met you . you brought me to life . and i promise to be a good wife and to give you the family that neither of us ever had . and i will love you as long as i live . minister : do you , jack , take tess to be your lawfully wedded wife ? jack : i do . minister : and do you , tess , take jack to be your lawfully wedded husband ? tess : i do . minister : then in the power vested in me by god and this state , i now pronounce you husband and wife . you may kiss your bride , young man . jack : oh . well , this celebration 's not over yet . ms. ramsey , come with me . tess : jack , what a we doing ? jack : ok . all right . you remember what i told you about the stars ? tonight we are going to find the brightest star up there and make a wish -- the ramseys . ok ? all right . right there . ready ? tess : ok . jack : now close your eyes . tess : i 'm so happy right now . i wish that everyone in this world could be as happy as i am right now . [ scene_break ] reese : hi . so , boss , everything ok ? caleb : go in the booth . put on the tracks for the new song . get out of my sight . [ music plays ] [ caleb yells because he ca n't sing ] [ scene_break ] lucy : so it must 've helped a little . do you feel any better at all ? ian : i never meant for you to see me this way . lucy : i know . but i also know you would do exactly the same thing for me . ian : so you and kevin , you -- lucy : um , we 're -- i -- i ca n't talk about me and kevin right now if that 's ok . i guess you just need to know he does n't want me to help him . ian : but you think you want to help me . why ? lucy : because i think you want me to . and i know i want to help you and i -- i know you . you 're good and i need to believe in you . ian : will you look at us ? the reluctant vampire being comforted by the -- by the beautiful slayer . lucy : no , it 's just ian and lucy , and we really need each other now . [ scene_break ] tess : you look so sad . caleb : what have you done to me ? caleb : you 've destroyed me . tess : no , stephen . i 've saved you . [ next_on ] jack : i need your help , rafe . rafe : ok , shoot . jack : teach me how to be a vampire slayer . kevin : livvie 's gone . caleb : olivia 's very much alive . as a matter of fact , i know exactly where she is , and you 're going to help me get her back .
to stop ian from biting elizabeth , lucy reports a fire at caleb 's loft . the two vampires are stopped cold by the sudden activation of the sprinkler system , which leaves them soaking wet . lucy stops by the loft , feigning innocence , but ian is onto her . she convinces him to leave with her , which angers elizabeth . back at ian 's place , lucy nags until he drinks some of the water . she informs him that she has left kevin .
rafe : all right , i 'm walking over there now . you inside ? alison : yeah . rafe : hang on . there -- it 's on . alison : ok . can you see me ? can you ? rafe : perfectly . alison : ok . ok . i 'm going to start looking around , ok ? rafe : alison , just be careful . god , you 're beautiful . you know that ? alison : rafe , please , do n't -- do n't say anything like that , ok ? not until we know for sure that -- rafe : hey , we 're not . we 're not brother and sister . know that . i just -- i -- i ca n't take being away from you . i miss you so much . alison : i know . i know . me , too . so -- so just let me start looking around , ok ? there 's got to be something around here that ties caleb to all of this . rafe : ok , but whatever it is , it 's just -- it 's not going to be obvious . caleb 's too smart for that . the best we can hope for is just some kind of clue that tells us what he was doing and where he was before he came to port charles . alison : i know . alison : wait . wait a second , rafe . i found something . rafe : what ? what -- what is it ? alison : it 's some kind of police report . rafe , i think i may have found something . [ scene_break ] jack : hello , wife . tess : hello , husband . jack : well , you happy ? tess : very happy . this is right , jack . marrying you is right . i just -- i do n't want you to worry . i heard you up last night . jack : yeah . well , i thought i heard something . tess : and ? jack : and it was just the wind . but so long as caleb 's out there , i 'm going to be sleeping with one eye open . especially once he finds out that we 're married . tess : he already knows . i told him . jack : what ? you -- you saw him ? tess : yeah . last night when he was here . [ scene_break ] caleb : hi ya , doc . kevin : how the hell did you get in here ? caleb : just returning the favor . or did you forget that you broke into my place and threatened to blow me to kingdom come ? by the way , you left this behind . kevin : get out . caleb : do n't you want to know why i 'm here ? kevin : i 'm not interested . caleb : ok . how 's your daughter been ? kevin : livvie 's gone . caleb : you think she 's dead , do n't you ? do n't ask me how i know . i know . and to answer your next question , no , i did n't have anything to do with her disappearance . kevin : go on . caleb : olivia 's very much alive . as a matter of fact , i know exactly where she is . and you 're going to help me get her back . [ scene_break ] jack : i knew it . i knew it . tess : do n't be mad . jack : no , no -- it 's last night . one of caleb 's band members pretended she had an accident . and i thought she was stalling me , so that 's why i rushed back here so fast . tess , why did n't you tell me that caleb was here ? tess : i did n't want to spoil our wedding . jack : no . what did he do to you ? what kind of game was he -- was he trying to play with you ? tess : he tried to sing to me , but i would n't let him . jack : and that 's it ? tess : he did n't hurt me . jack : oh , no , tess , listen to me , you do n't know caleb . all right ? he 's like nobody else . he puts people under these spells and does his thing , and then , before they know it , they 're doing what he asked them to do . tess : but i stopped him . jack : no . listen to me -- livvie tried to stop him , and she did n't . she tried to change him , and she did n't . tess , caleb changed her . he turned her into a vampire . and i will die before i let that happen to you . tess : jack , i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to make you upset . please do n't be mad at me . jack : no , no , i 'm not mad . i 'm not mad and i 'm not upset . but you have to promise me -- promise me that you 'll stay away from him . tess : ok . i promise . jack : ok . [ scene_break ] rafe : what is it ? what 'd you find ? alison : it 's a -- it 's a police report . it 's the one from my father 's boating accident . rafe : what 's caleb doing with it ? alison : i have no idea . and there 's more . remember all those police reports that we read after he died ? rafe : sure , yeah . they -- they talked about how he fell off the yacht and the search and how your mother was the only one questioned . alison : no , correction -- she was the only one they found to question . rafe : what do you mean ? alison : well , i guess there was another person on this yacht -- some prince or something . rafe : go on . alison : well , i guess he was on the yacht that my father chartered . but then after he died , the police -- they went looking for this guy to question him , but they -- they turned up with nothing . rafe : how hard can it be to track down a prince ? alison : well , apparently , in this case , it was impossible . the guy turned out to be a phony . rafe : who conveniently disappeared after your dad 's death ? alison : what do you think all of this means ? rafe , do you think that caleb killed my father ? rafe : i do n't know , but there 's only one way to find out . i got to go to capri where he died and look around . alison : correction -- we will go to capri together . rafe : no , alison , i -- alison : rafe , do n't -- do n't argue with me . if caleb really did set all of this up , then i want to be there with you . rafe : ok . we have to be smart about this . we have to go separately . alison : ok . ok , we will . but then once we 're out of the country , then we 'll be free to be together -- to -- to look around and everything . rafe : then maybe we can get the proof that we need so that we can be together for real . forever . alison : i think that i 'm actually starting to believe that now . [ knock on door ] rafe : got to go . rafe : jack , what 's up ? jack : going to need your help , rafe . rafe : ok , shoot . jack : teach me how to be a vampire slayer . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : oh -- sweetie , hi . i did n't expect to find you home . alison : um -- yeah , actually , i 'm leaving , mother . i 've decided to go on a trip . elizabeth : a trip ? alison : yeah . you know , with everything that 's kind of gone on lately -- this whole mess with rafe -- i think it would be a really good time for me to get away . elizabeth : that 's an excellent idea . count me in . alison : what ? elizabeth : wherever it is you 're going , i 'll go with you . [ scene_break ] kevin : you 're telling me that livvie 's not dead ? caleb : she 's safe and sound . kevin : i swear to god , if you 're keeping her somewhere again , i will cut your heart out . caleb : oh . what 's with all the hostility ? and it 's kind of stupid for someone like you to keep threatening someone like me . i may end up having a bad day . kevin : save it . now , where are you keeping livvie ? caleb : i 'm not keeping her anywhere . she 's with tess . kevin : i was just with tess . livvie was n't with her . caleb : she 's not with tess . she 's inside her . kevin : inside her . right . caleb : you 've heard something like this before ? kevin : yeah , tess mentioned some mumbo - jumbo about them merging , becoming one . caleb : it 's the truth . kevin : is that your humble opinion ? caleb : it 's all fact . and i should know -- i created her . kevin : what are you talking about ? caleb : let me tell you a little story , doc . caleb : i separated the good from the bad , the weak from the strong . the result was tess . the olivia that was left behind operated solely on desire and her needs . the solution was perfect -- until the two reunited , two halves became whole again . but this time , tess came out on top . she 's not the one that i want , and i have a funny feeling she 's not the one you want , either . do n't like to hurt me for nothing . [ scene_break ] alison : you want to go away with me ? elizabeth : oh , it 'll be great . we 'll have one of those mother - daughter kind of vacations . alison : no , you ca n't come . i mean , this is n't the sort of trip that you would want to take . i 'm going to capri where daddy disappeared . elizabeth : why would you want to go there ? alison : well , i just -- elizabeth : alison , you do n't still think that i had something to do with his death , do you ? alison : no . no , it 's not that at all . no , it 's nothing like that . i just -- you know , daddy 's been on my mind a lot lately , and i thought maybe i could find some closure there . plus , with everything that 's going on with rafe , i thought maybe this would be a good time to get away . elizabeth : i understand . alison : what is all this talk about wanting to take a trip ? i mean , should n't you be wanting to spend some time with your new husband ? elizabeth : husband ? oh , yeah , that 's a good one . he does n't even know i 'm around anymore . alison : oh . i 'm sorry . elizabeth : so am i . alison : do you maybe want to talk about this ? elizabeth : i just -- i just feel like such a fool . i -- i was so certain that this time was really going to be different . alison : no , actually , i think that you should come . elizabeth : what ? but you just said -- alison : no , i want you to come on this trip . elizabeth : you 're sure ? alison : yeah , i 'm positive . you know , if stephen ca n't see what a terrific person you are , then you do n't -- you do n't need to be here with him . elizabeth : i think you 're right . i think this will be the absolute wake - up call that he needs . alison : yes , exactly . elizabeth : yeah . with me gone , he 's going to get a taste of what it 's like to actually miss me . and then he can obsess about that instead of his work and his women . alison : i 'm sorry -- his women ? elizabeth : woman . this olivia , some long lost love of his . yeah . see , this will make him forget all about her . see , i was trying to think of some way that he would start paying attention to me again . this is perfect . alison : yeah , it 's perfect . alison : oh , my god , rafe . what have i done ? [ scene_break ] caleb : so that 's my story , doc , and i 'm sticking to it . kevin : why should i believe a word that comes out of your mouth ? caleb : because it 's all true . and i think deep down you know it . kevin : really ? think again . caleb : come on . you 've seen what i can do . i came back from the dead . think about it . is it really that hard to believe that tess and olivia could merge as one ? kevin : and just who are you to play god with my daughter 's life ? caleb : what 's done is done . kevin : that 's your answer ? that 's it ? caleb : what do you want me to say ? tess was supposed to live out her days out in the woods , and olivia and i were going to carve out this beautiful life together . kevin : yeah , until she figured out who you were and she killed you . caleb : olivia just got scared . fortunately , in my world , dead does n't always mean dead . kevin : what do you want from me ? caleb : your help . tess is neither your daughter nor the woman i love , but she does have a certain strength i had n't counted on . that 's where you come in , doc . kevin : what do you expect me to do ? caleb : simplest thing in the world , really - just be her father . [ scene_break ] rafe : ok , let me see if i heard you right . you want me to make you into a vampire slayer ? jack : yeah . right here , right now . let 's do it . rafe : ok . you 're serious ? jack : dead serious . rafe : i do n't want to be the one to disappoint you , but it does n't exactly work that way . jack : what do you mean ? rafe : well , you have to be born a slayer . and even then , it takes a long time . you have to hone your skills , learn your craft . i mean , it would take me years just to teach you the basics . jack : well , i can learn fast . rafe : ok , what 's going on , jack ? jack : it 's caleb . rafe , he 's obsessed with tess . he came after her the other night at the docks , fangs and all . and then last night , he showed up at our house . he did n't hurt her , but i know he 's up to something and i need to know how to protect her . and i need you to teach me how to go up against him . rafe : forget it . you are no match for the guy . you know how strong he is . this is n't a job for ordinary people . jack : well , i 'm not exactly ordinary people . rafe : whoa ! [ scene_break ] kevin : just what is my being a father to tess supposed to accomplish ? caleb : it 'll get your daughter back . kevin : how ? caleb : tess is wary of me . she knows i only want olivia . you , on the other hand , can befriend her , get close to her , make her love you . more importantly , trust you . kevin : all right , let 's say that i 'm even considering this . how does that solve your problem ? caleb : just get tess to let her guard down , to be vulnerable . i 'll take care of the rest . kevin : just so we 're on the same page , you want me to make nice to tess in order to get my daughter back ? caleb : that 's right . kevin : so she can spend eternity with a vampire ? caleb : or she 'd be trapped inside tess for the rest of her life and you 'd never see her again . kevin : some choice . caleb : well , let me give you something else to think about . besides you , the only other person who ever loved olivia unconditionally was me , and i always will . now , is n't that what every father wants for his daughter ? [ scene_break ] rafe : ok . so you got some strength , some skills . does n't make you a slayer , though . jack : but it 's a start , though , right ? rafe : all right , you know what ? you got my attention . what , have you been working out ? what ? jack : actually , it 's a courtesy of caleb . pretty ironic , huh ? rafe : i 'm not sure i follow . jack : well , the first time caleb was here , i was bit , and some of those same side effects are coming back . rafe : oh , boy . jack : no , no , not the blood or the fangs or anything like that . it 's the strength . here . look . i 'll show you . rafe : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa -- you know , i just moved here . thanks . jack : well , my strength 's coming back , rafe . rafe : i can see that . jack : i have these skills and i need to know how to use them . and that 's what i want you to do -- train me to fight caleb . i know you want him gone as bad as i do . so let 's do it together . [ scene_break ] [ tv plays ] [ knock on door ] [ tess turns off tv ] tess : who is it ? kevin : it 's me , tess . kevin : it 's your father . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : ok , here i am -- all packed and ready to go . alison : ok , great . elizabeth : oh , this is going to be so great . see , stephen 's going to come in , see the suitcases , and then beg me not to go . alison : yeah . caleb : i 've had a hell of a day , so please excuse -- what 's this ? elizabeth : alison 's going to be taking a trip to europe , and i 've decided to go along with her -- if that 's ok with you , that is . caleb : sure . elizabeth : i 'll be gone a long time . caleb : if that 's what you want . bon voyage . alison : wait , what -- what is your problem ? caleb : i 'm sorry . what 's my problem ? alison : you have been treating my mother like she does n't even exist . and i know that you think that you are god 's gift to the universe , caleb , but i 'm so sick of you treating her like this . caleb : what did you just call me ? alison : stephen . i called you stephen . caleb : no , you did n't . you called me caleb . why would you do that ? [ next_on ] ian : ramsey was just leaving . chris : now i see what this little leave of absence was really all about . alison : you 've been acting exactly like the animal rafe thinks you are . singer : surrender alison : are you going to let me go ?
while rafe watches on the monitors , alison searches caleb 's loft . finding a copy of the police report of her father 's boating accident , she learns that a third person was on the yacht , but the alleged prince has never been found . she and rafe decide to go to capri to do some investigating . jack is alarmed to learn that caleb paid tess a visit , but tess assures him that she was n't harmed . jack does n't think his new bride realizes how dangerous caleb can be . he goes to rafe and insists on being trained to be a vampire slayer . rafe is skeptical until jack demonstrates his strength , which he attributes to caleb 's return . rafe reluctantly agrees to train his friend . kevin is startled to find caleb in his home . caleb fills him in on who and what tess really is , including the fact that she 's keeping livvie inside her . he enlists kevin 's help to get her back . if kevin will pretend to be a father to tess , it will make her vulnerable and allow caleb to get to olivia . going along with this , kevin visits tess , referring to himself as her father . elizabeth invites herself along on alison 's trip . alison discourages this until she realizes how miserable her mother is . when caleb comes home , he encourages his bride to go if that 's what she wants . angry , alison lays into him and accidentally calls him `` caleb . `` he catches this and asks for an explanation .
kevin : oh , boy . i guess i should have called . tess : what do you want ? kevin : i want to apologize to you . i would n't blame you if you slammed the door in my face or dumped a bucket of ice water over my head . i deserve a lot worse for what i did . tess : i told you , i forgive you . you felt bad for livvie , but you do n't have to . kevin : that 's no excuse for what i did . tess : it 's ok now . i mean , especially now . jack and me , we got married . and you said you were my father . i have a family now . [ scene_break ] ian : just as i thought . it 's proof positive that there is blood or at least components of blood in the water that i got from elizabeth . and right now , it 's enough to keep my own desire for blood at bay . the elixir seems to give vampires a -- a resemblance of a normal life , but it 's not enough to reverse the transformation . and i do n't know what is . that 's the question , is n't it ? that is the question . [ knock on door ] ian : go away . [ knocking ] ian : i said go away ! [ knocking ] [ knocking ] ian : what ? chris : hey . just wanted to come by and thank you personally . ian : for what ? chris : oh , well , see , first , after you almost killed your patient at the hospital and you decided to take a little time off to pull yourself together , i get stuck with a 90-hour work week covering your shifts . ian : well , just think of the overtime you got . chris : yeah . oh , research ? ian : stay away from it ! chris : see , there it is . you got this look in your eye like before , like you could kill . lucy : what ? what is going on here ? ian : ramsey was just leaving . chris : oh . now i see what this little leave of absence was really all about . lucy : and what is that exactly , chris ? what is it that you see ? chris : oh , come on , lucy . i mean , i recognize a cozy little love shack when i see one . [ scene_break ] alison : i really do n't have time for this . rafe : alison , what are you still doing there ? you should have been gone by now . alison : it 's obvious that i just made a mistake . caleb : or perhaps you 've just been listening to your fiancé again . is that what this is all about , alison ? rafe : come on . get out of there . alison : well , you do look a lot like caleb , and i ca n't help that . and since you 've been treating my mother like such an afterthought lately -- elizabeth : alison -- alison : no , is it true or is not true ? you deserve much better . you 've been acting exactly like the animal rafe thinks you are . elizabeth : alison , just -- caleb : it 's all right , elizabeth . i 'm glad alison feels comfortable enough to be able to express herself to me . alison : are you going to let me go ? caleb : i was just kidding . elizabeth : i 'm so sorry about that , sweetheart . caleb : yeah , so am i . you did n't happen to mention anything to alison about who we are , did you ? because if that were to happen , it would be very unfortunate for mother and daughter . [ scene_break ] tess : why are you staring at me ? kevin : oh . i 'm sorry . i ca n't get over it . tess : you mean how much me and livvie look alike ? kevin : yeah . and the fact that you got married and i did n't know about it . tess : it was just me and jack . nobody knew . kevin : but then again , why would you tell me , anyway ? tess : because you were sorry , and believe you . tess : livvie loves you . she told me . you must be a really good father . kevin : i remember when i saw you on the dock . i looked in your eyes and i saw my daughter . i wish i 'd listened to my heart then . but my mind told me that my daughter was gone , and you were the reason why . i lost my mind and i am so sorry . tess : what do you really want from me , kevin ? kevin : well -- i think i want to start acting like a real father to you if it 's not too late . kevin : i understand . i wo n't bother you again . tess : do n't go . [ scene_break ] chris : you know , now that i see what 's really going on here , lucy , i got to ask you , were you cheating on kevin because he went crazy or did he go crazy because you were cheating on him ? ian : i 'm warning you , ramsey . chris : you really do know how to pick them , do n't you ? lucy : just stop . if you need to talk about something , why do n't you go back to the hospital and gossip ? it seems to be your best subject , is n't it ? you know what ? that would be good for you . it would fill some of those hours in your miserable life . chris : oh , my life is miserable ? well , let 's talk about yours . first , kevin goes nuts . then you hook up with this guy , and then he goes off the deep end . what are you , the patron saint of insanity ? ian : that 's enough . lucy : ian -- ian , no ! no . listen to me . he 's not worth it . you 'll kill him or worse . ian ! chris : or worse ? thanks , lucy . what could be worse than killing me ? ian : you 'd be surprised . lucy : oh . hey . hey . are you ok ? ian : yeah . lucy : listen , he 'll be gone soon . just hold on until then . just hold on . ian : no ! [ scene_break ] elizabeth : she does n't know anything about us being vampires . caleb : are you sure ? elizabeth : yes . i always have the water that you gave me every time that i 'm with her . there 's no way that she would know . caleb : well , if you 're sure , then you have nothing to worry about , right ? elizabeth : can i ask you something ? caleb : anything . elizabeth : why is it that you always threaten to kill me every time you think that i 've crossed you ? caleb : i did n't threaten to kill anyone . elizabeth : you implied it . caleb : then i apologize . it 's just we have to be very careful . the people who know who i am , they ca n't prove it , and i 'd like to keep it that way . elizabeth : and what am i , stephen ? caleb : you ? you 're my beautiful wife . elizabeth : i have n't felt like your wife since the day we got married . caleb : you 're upset because i did n't insist you stay with me instead of going with alison . elizabeth : you just confuse me , stephen . sometimes you treat me like i 'm everything you 've ever dreamed of , and then the next minute , you act like i do n't even exist . caleb : forgive me . i just -- i thought it was a good idea that you went with alison . elizabeth : i 'd rather go with you . caleb : when i finish the record , i 'll have some down time . i promise i 'll take you on a proper honeymoon . elizabeth : really ? caleb : yeah . elizabeth : can we go ? caleb : the honeymoon we 've always dreamed of . ok ? joshua : oh , now , it looks to me like the honeymoon is over . [ scene_break ] ian : you should n't have done that . chris : what ? just water tastes funny , though . lucy : what 's going to happen to him ? ian : i do n't know . chris : all right , look , if you 're trying to scare me , it 's not going to work . ok , the stranglehold did the trick . now if you 'll excuse me , i 'm going down to the hospital and make sure your leave of absence becomes permanent . then i 'm going over to the police to -- file an assault charge . ugh . ian : are you all right ? chris : ugh -- no . what 'd you put in this water ? lucy : you should n't have drunk the water . you should n't have . chris : yeah , well , your lover boy there should n't have strangled me . lucy : come here , come here . sit down . sit down and just try to relax . chris : thornhart , what did i just drink ? ian : poison . and now we got to get it out of you . chris : wow . it 's finally happened ! oh , and it 's better than i could have imagined . my time has come now ! [ chris laughs ] chris : my time ! [ scene_break ] kevin : what do you see ? tess : you 're not a bad man . kevin : how can you be so sure ? tess : you ca n't be a bad man if you love livvie so much . kevin : i miss her . tess : i know . i can tell . kevin : there 's so much i want to say to her . tess : what would you tell her ? kevin : i 'd tell her how much i love her and that there 's nothing i would n't do to bring her back . tess : she knows . kevin : can you tell me what happened to her ? tess : do n't worry . she 's safe . kevin : from caleb ? caleb morley is the worst thing that ever happened to my daughter . and i would lay down my life to protect her from him . tess : then believe that she 's safe . not dead . just safe . you do n't have to be angry or sad anymore . [ scene_break ] caleb : sorry to disappoint you . she is n't dead . just on ice . i need some time to think . joshua : think about what ? bringing back olivia ? giving her the opportunity to destroy you again ? caleb : you have made your position perfectly clear on this . now let me make mine -- your opinions on the way i live my life are completely irrelevant to me . joshua : i 'll hold on to that thought . caleb : good . then you 'll have plenty of time to think about it on your trip . joshua : where am i going ? caleb : the island of capri . ring a bell ? you 'll be accompanying elizabeth and alison . joshua : why do they want to go to capri ? caleb : they 're going to pay respects to dear old dad , and you 're going along to make sure that 's all they do . joshua : you know , i do n't recall babysitting being a part of my job description . caleb : well , it is now . i want you to help alison . help her forget about rafe . i vaguely remember a time when you used to be able to turn a young girl 's head . you think you still have that in you ? joshua : i 'm sure i can rise to the occasion . caleb : and make sure elizabeth does n't do anything to embarrass us . joshua : anything else ? elizabeth : hmm . what happened ? caleb : what happened ? we happened , sweetheart . we happened . [ scene_break ] alison : i swear to you , i really am going to kill him for what he 's done to my mother . rafe : listen to me , you just got to make sure you keep calling him stephen , ok ? alison : i know . i know . i know . that was so stupid . rafe : he ca n't ever think that you know he 's a vampire . alison : and he especially ca n't fire out the real reason why we 're going to capri . it 's just -- rafe : what ? alison : i mean , how do we -- how do we fix this , honestly ? there 's you and me and now there 's my mother . how do we ever get normal ever again ? rafe : i do n't know . well , it 's easy . we just figure out a way to kill caleb . come here . [ scene_break ] lucy : what is that water doing to him ? ian : i do n't know . chris : whoo - hoo - hoo ! it 's better than i ever could have imagined . it 's amazing ! this is just the power and the -- you -- lucy : chris -- chris : no ! you -- you stay away from me . ian : ramsey , i do n't care how good you 're feeling right now , this is a bad thing . chris : no . not from where i 'm standing . lucy : what is he talking about ? chris : oh , you know what i 'm talking about , slayer . i 'm a vampire . [ scene_break ] [ door opens ] caleb : alison . you know , i have to tell you something . you were right . alison : i was ? caleb : i have n't been the type of husband your mother deserves . but i think we 're back on track again , do n't you think ? elizabeth : mm - hmm . just happy as ever . alison : oh , well , good . i guess you wo n't be coming to europe with me , then . elizabeth : oh , no , no , no . no , nothing 's changed . i 'm going . alison : well , what about your honeymoon ? elizabeth : oh , stephen and i are going to take a honeymoon later when he 's finished recording . alison : ok . are you ready ? well , when should we leave ? caleb : how about now ? elizabeth : stephen 's going to let us use his private jet . he already has it all fueled up , and the crew is waiting at the airport for us . alison : ok , good . caleb : i hope it will be a more pleasant flight than the last one we all took . elizabeth : well , stephen was concerned about us traveling alone . caleb : not every city is as safe as port charles . elizabeth : so he invited joshua to go along with us . is n't he a prince ? alison : yes , he 's a -- a real prince . elizabeth : joshua , could you make yourself useful and take my luggage down to the limo , please ? thank you . caleb : listen , be sure to call me the minute you get into the hotel , ok ? elizabeth : mm - hmm . caleb : and , alison , take good care of yourself . be careful , all right ? alison : right . elizabeth : i 'm going to miss you . i 'll miss you so much . caleb : i 'll miss you , too . caleb : bye . elizabeth : bye . [ scene_break ] rafe ( to caleb at his loft ) : do n't look up . do n't look up . do n't see the camera . [ scene_break ] kevin : you are a remarkable woman . i 'm glad i came . tess : so am i . kevin : you know , i do n't want this to end . what would you say to having dinner at my house tonight ? tess : you 'll cook for me ? kevin : i think i can manage . tess : ok . kevin : then you 'll come ? tess : of course . kevin : well , ok . then i 'll -- i 'll see you tonight , tess . tess : i never thought i 'd have a father . kevin -- a real father . [ scene_break ] caleb : so how 'd it go ? kevin : tess is n't what i expected . she 's special . caleb : no . your daughter olivia , she was special . kevin : yeah , i know . but when tess touched me and looked me in the eye , it was like she put me in touch with every bit of love i 've ever felt . caleb : ok . so what do you say , you want to call the whole thing off ? kevin : no . i 'll do it . caleb : good . kevin : you should know something . i 'm not doing this for you . i 'm only doing this to get my daughter back . caleb : so am i , doc . so am i . [ next_on ] tess : i 'm going to have dinner with my father tonight . jack : kevin ? i ca n't let you do that . joshua : i 'd like to get to know you better . hopefully , much better . chris : vampires can fly . lucy : chris , do n't do it !
rafe watches nervously as alison talks her way out of her slip of the tongue . believing that caleb is a threat to her , rafe uses his powers to materialize outside the vampire 's door . alone with his soul mate , he reminds her that she must always call caleb `` stephen . `` caleb questions elizabeth , who assures him that alison has no idea that they are vampires . after apologizing for neglecting her since their wedding , he feeds on her . suspicious of the true reason for the trip to capri , caleb orders joshua to accompany elizabeth and alison . he must use his charms to make alison forget about rafe , and keep a close eye on both her and her mother . when alison returns to the loft , she learns that her mother and caleb have made up , but elizabeth is still going to capri with her . she also learns that joshua is going along , and that they 'll be flying in caleb 's jet . hearing her mother refer to joshua as a `` prince , `` alison makes a connection to what she learned earlier . kevin manages to convince tess that he 's sincere in his desire to be a father to her . happy to have a father , she accepts his invitation to have dinner with him at the lighthouse . caleb finds kevin after his little visit with tess , and while kevin seems to have second thoughts , he assures caleb that he does plan to go through with this . meanwhile , ian learns that the special water contains blood , or at least components of blood . his research is interrupted by chris , who sees lucy and misinterprets her reason for being at ian 's place . enraged , ian grabs him and almost strangles him before lucy intervenes . his throat hurting , chris sees the water bottle and helps himself . at first , he 's fine , but then he begins to feel severe pain . the pain suddenly vanishes , and chris is tremendously happy to realize that he has become a vampire .
jack : hmm . hello , my love . tess : how was your workout ? jack : it was great . but now i 'm starving , and i 'd like to take my wife to dinner . tess : that 's really sweet , but i ca n't tonight . jack : what , you 've got other plans ? tess : well , i -- um -- jack : what ? are you telling me you do ? tess : i 'm going to have dinner with my father tonight . jack : whoa , whoa , whoa . kevin ? kevin collins ? no . no , tess , i -- i ca n't let you do that . [ scene_break ] kevin : where are you , lucy ? i thought you 'd be crawling back to me by now . but you have n't , which can only mean one thing . you 're with ian . no . i wo n't chase after you . you 'll have to come back to me on your own . [ scene_break ] [ chris laughs ] lucy : what is the water doing to him ? ian : i do n't know . chris : whoo - hoo ! it 's better than i ever could have imagined ! it 's amazing ! this is just -- the power and the -- you ! lucy : chris -- chris : no ! you -- you stay away from me . ian : ramsey , i do n't care how good you 're feeling right now , this is a bad thing . chris : no . not from where i 'm standing . lucy : what is he talking about ? chris : oh , you know what i 'm talking about , slayer . i 'm a vampire . lucy : you 're a vampire ? what are you talking about ? ian : it 's got to be the water . lucy : wait , the -- but that water is supposed to suppress vampire symptoms -- ian : in actual vampires . chris : i 'm dracula . nosferatu . i 'm lestat . ian : it obviously has the reverse effect on humans . lucy : ok , so what do i do ? i should -- should i talk to him ? i 'll try and calm him down ? what -- ok . chris , you 're not lestat -- chris : no , no , no . lucy : wait -- no , no , wait . i am not going to hurt you . i just want to talk to you about this . chris : stay away from me . you 're going to drive a stake through my heart . lucy : no , i 'm not . i do n't want to do that . i do n't want to hurt you . you 're not a vampire ! chris , you 're not a vampire . i 'm not -- chris : no ! stay away ! lucy : i wo n't -- chris : stay away from me ! lucy : ow ! ian : ramsey ! [ chris growls and hisses ] lucy : oh ! he 's leaving ! we 've got to go after him . ow . ok , he 's gotten away . [ scene_break ] joshua : i think a little champagne to kick our journey off in style . alison : after our last plane ride , i would just be very happy if we made it to our destination safely . joshua : well , you do n't have to be nervous , my dear . stephen 's plane is as safe as they come . and besides , i have promised him that i will take very good care of you , and i always keep my word . elizabeth : i believe you promised my husband that you would take care of both of us . joshua : oh , i will . alison : yeah . you know , i 'm just going to go -- here you go . i 'm going to go stretch my legs , i think , if that 's ok . joshua : oh , so soon ? the party 's just getting started . alison : yeah , well , i wo n't go far . [ scene_break ] lucy : chris ? chris , come on ! we 're not going to hurt you ! please come out ! we did -- we saw him run in there , right ? we saw that . ian : yeah . no , we 'll just keep looking . we 'll find him . lucy : ok . all right . maybe we are overreacting to this whole thing , right ? because he just thinks he 's a vampire . he 's not really a vampire . so that means he ca n't really actually hurt anybody . ian : you mean the way i can ? lucy : no , that 's not what i meant at all . ian : yeah , well , the fact remains that we do n't really know what this water 's going to do to him . for all i know , it 's going to kill him . [ scene_break ] chris : the best thing about being a vampire is that vampires can fly . god , i 've always wanted to do that . and now i 'm going to . [ scene_break ] alison : what are you doing ? are you crazy ? what are you doing here ? rafe : look , i wo n't allow you to do this alone . alison : i 'm not supposed to be doing this alone . you 're supposed to be coming with me on another flight , not this one . rafe : yeah , that was before i found out caleb sent his hatchet man along for the ride . alison : no , joshua will not hurt me , i promise you . but he might if he finds you here . rafe : no , he 's not going to find me . alison : how ? what are you going to do , hide in this closet the whole time ? what are you doing ? rafe : well , i 've flown coach before . this is kind of an upgrade . alison : this is not funny . this is not a time to be joking . if one of them finds you here , then our whole plan is going to be ruined and we will never figure out the truth for sure . rafe : believe me , i 'm not laughing , ok ? you see , caleb -- he might already suspect something . alison : no , no , i do n't think he does -- rafe : no , listen to me . if he sent joshua , it 's because he wants joshua to keep an eye on you , which means for some reason , he does n't trust you or your mother . elizabeth : more champagne , please . joshua : well , of course , madam . your every wish is my command . elizabeth : do n't be obsequious with me , joshua . i know when i 'm being mocked , and i do n't appreciate it . i 've traveled first class my entire adult life , and i expect that kind of treatment to continue . joshua : you 're absolutely right . forgive me . i shall see to it personally that for the rest of this flight you do not want for anything . elizabeth : that 's better . joshua : would you care for more champagne , mrs. clay ? elizabeth : that would be lovely . thank you . [ joshua whistles ] joshua : well , here 's to you , mrs. clay , and to a pleasant and very peaceful night . elizabeth : i 'll drink to that . alison : i know that you 're worried , but this is insane . i got to go . rafe : wait -- alison : no , we ca n't -- stop it . rafe : listen to me . now , if caleb figures out what we 're up to -- i mean , if he even suspects -- he 's going to go after you without a second thought , ok ? do you understand ? that 's why i 'm here . i could n't let that happen . alison : i just want this to be over with . i mean , what are we doing ? rafe : it will be -- soon . i promise . alison : ok . i 'm going to -- i 'm going to go , ok , before they start wondering where i am . rafe : just be careful , ok ? alison : i will . rafe : and do n't underestimate joshua . keep your guard up . alison : ok , i will . and you be careful , too , ok ? rafe : yeah . alison : i 'm so sorry that it took me so long . i was just wandering -- what is the matter with her ? are you ok ? mother ? joshua : she 's fine . she 's just taking a little nap . after all she 's been through , she needs it . actually , i think it would be better for her and better for everyone if she sleeps for the rest of the flight . alison : what do you mean , `` better for everyone `` ? joshua : well , i 'd like to get to know you better . hopefully , much better . [ scene_break ] boy : help ! there 's a guy that needs help . lucy : what are you talking about ? what guy ? boy : over there , up on the lookout . some drugged - out dude . he 's talking crazy , thinks he 's a vampire . lucy : it 's got to be chris . boy : he says he 's going to jump . he thinks he can fly . somebody better stop him . ian : let 's go . lucy : oh , my god ! thank you ! chris : this is it . countdown begins at 10 -- lucy : oh , my god ! chris ! chris : eight -- ian : ramsey ! lucy : we got to stop him ! he 's going to jump ! ian : you 're going to hurt yourself ! lucy : chris , do n't do it ! chris : hurt myself ? i ca n't hurt myself , i 'm a vampire , and vampires are bats . lucy : ian ? chris : they can fly through the night . [ chris laughs ] lucy : oh , chris ! chris : what are you doing ? let me go ! i can fly ! let me go ! stop it ! let me go ! you 're going to pay ! you 'll pay , thornhart ! no , no ! let me go , or i 'll bite you ! you see my fangs ? i 'll bite you ! no , slayer ! ian : i see your fangs . chris : yeah . ian : say good night . chris : no ! no -- [ scene_break ] kevin : lucy , my dear wife , i had hoped i could say this to you in person , but , unfortunately , things have n't worked out that way . you seem to believe that the man you fell in love with and married no longer exists . well , i am here to tell you that i am better than that man . to you , that means i belong in a nut house , all because i would n't risk my life for tess . you of all people , lucy -- you of all people in the world i thought would understand . you would have done anything -- anything -- to get christina back when she was gone . well , why ca n't you understand that 's exactly how i feel about my child ? i would fight anything , anyone to save her , to get her back where she belongs . when this is all over , you and everyone else will understand -- understand that i did what i had to do . [ scene_break ] jack : how did this even happen ? how did this dinner come about ? tess : he came by here earlier . jack : kevin came by here ? oh , great . now kevin and caleb have both been by here when i was n't here . tess : look , kevin just want to apologize for everything , and he meant it . we talked for a really long time , and he really was sorry . jack : yeah , well , i do n't trust his apology . i do n't trust him , period . tess : he 's my father . jack , he wants to get to know me as me , as tess . jack : sweetheart , come on . tess : i 'm happy to have that chance , jack . do n't you see ? i can have everything i ever wanted -- a husband , a father , and a family . jack : no , no . listen to me . kevin may claim that he wants to be your father , all right , but he was willing to let you die when you fell in that water . tess : no , he 's different now . jack : no , nobody changes that fast . he 's definitely up to something . tess : it 's ok , you can believe what you want . but i know he 's hurting . i can feel it . he misses her so much . jack : and i 'm sure he does . tess : try and understand . he needs a part of me , and i need a part of him . i want to give him that chance . i want to give my family a chance . [ scene_break ] joshua : we might be experiencing some turbulence . let me -- alison : no . joshua : fasten your seat belt . alison : no , joshua , thank you . that 's very considerate of you , but i get a little claustrophobic in small places , so i think maybe i should just be able to be free to move around the cabin . joshua : you know what 's good for claustrophobia ? alison : huh ? joshua : champagne . alison : oh , imagine that . joshua : yes , it 's wonderful . it 's magical . it just melts away all your anxieties and your inhibitions . alison : right . i think , though , that i 'd rather just stay totally sober for this flight , if that 's ok . joshua : i think you 're a little chilly . here -- let me get this blanket for you . how 's that ? alison : thank you . oh , that 's so much better . i was a little cold . thank you . joshua : you know , i did n't have the opportunity to tell you how sorry i was about your recent unhappy romantic situation . alison : oh , stephen told you ? did he -- did he tell you everything ? joshua : he told me that you called off the wedding . if you do n't mind my saying so , i think it 's for the best . alison : why would you say something like that ? joshua : well , from what i 've seen of your ex - fiancé . i think he was a little too unrefined for a woman of your grace and sophistication . alison : unlike yourself . joshua : funny you should say that . you know , people actually call me a man of the world , you know . i 'm very familiar with the region that we 're traveling to -- you know , the quaint little villages in the remote hillsides . alison : really ? joshua : yes . it would be an honor for me if you would allow me to be your personal tour guide of capri , just you and i . alison : um -- i do n't -- i do n't know . maybe . we 'll see . joshua : there 's this lovely little trattoria . it is so beautiful . it 's isolated on a little island just off capri , only accessible by boat . alison : oh , only by boat . really ? joshua : yes . perfect . secluded beaches . beautiful , gorgeous water . the most perfect place to forget unhappy romances . [ noise ] alison : excuse me . joshua : what was that ? alison : uh -- what was what ? joshua : that noise . alison : i did n't -- i did n't hear any noise . i do n't think it was anything . joshua : well , i certainly did , and i think it came from back here . [ scene_break ] lucy : hey . how 's chris ? is he ok ? ian : his -- his vitals appear to be normal . lucy : well , hard to believe , but that 's good , right ? thank goodness . ian : the shot i gave him should keep him out for a while . when he wakes up , the effects of the water should have worn off , so -- lucy : good . that 's great . do you know what you did ? ian : what do you mean lucy : you -- you saved a man 's life . a man you do n't really like very much -- you saved his life . ian : i kept a man from falling , that 's all . lucy : you did more than that . do n't you see ? you did n't know what would happen if you tried to save him . you did n't know if chris could pull you over there or not . you did n't know what would happen , but you did n't think about that . you did n't think about yourself . that 's what you 've been doing your whole life . you do n't think about yourself , you think about others first . ian : what 's your point ? lucy : my point is you may not be able to be the kind of doctor right now that you want to be , but you can not give up , you see , because you 're good . it 's as simple as that . inside you , you are just good and all you want to do is good for others . that 's an instinct you have . that is you . and i believe that with all my heart , and i need you to believe that , too . ian : what would i do without you ? [ scene_break ] kevin : not bad , if i say so myself . [ doorbell rings ] kevin : oh , it 's open , come on in . tess : hi . kevin : tess . i 'm so glad you came . tess : i hope you do n't mind , but i brought jack . jack : hey , dr. collins . thanks for having us . [ scene_break ] alison : oh , my god , joshua . joshua ! joshua : what is it ? alison : you know , i 've been thinking . i 've been so unfair to you . joshua : unfair ? alison : yeah . i just -- here you are , you know , you 're just trying to , gosh , be so nice to me , and i 'm just acting like such a little brat . i hate that . i do that all the time . sorry . joshua : i would n't go that far . alison : well , that 's very nice of you . you know , maybe we should -- maybe we should just go back inside and -- and talk a little bit and get to know each other , like you said . i 'm sure you can show me a thing or two about everything . joshua : quite a change of heart , and so sudden . alison : well , you know , i just -- i kind of saw how you sprung out of your seat like that , and i 'm sure it was just something that flew out of a suitcase . you know , probably just something of mine , actually . but you are really trying to protect me and be there for me . and i really -- i need that right now . i need that more than you know . joshua : do n't you worry , my dear . joshua always takes care of everything . [ next_on ] ian : i 'm saying i 'm a vampire . chris : what am i doing here ? and who 's a vampire ? joshua : something 's going on back there , and i 'm going to find out what it is . alison : what caleb : bye , doc . kevin : no !
jack is alarmed to hear that tess received a visit from kevin , who claims to want to be her father . he 's still very suspicious of kevin and does n't want tess to be alone with him . kevin tries to figure out why lucy has n't come back , then assumes that she 's with ian , as always . he records a message for her on his tape recorder , justifying what he 's about to do for livvie . to prepare for his plan for tess , he sets the table for two , and is unpleasantly surprised to see that she has invited jack to join them . on caleb 's private jet , joshua puts the moves on alison , who fends off his advances as tactfully as possible . she discovers rafe hiding in a closet and they argue about his presence , which alison fears ca n't possibly remain a secret from the others . joshua drugs elizabeth so that he can have some uninterrupted private time with her daughter . when alison returns , joshua comes on strong , unaware that he 's under the slayer 's watchful eye . when he hears a noise , he goes to investigate , and alison cozies up to him to keep him from finding her co- conspirator . after drinking the special water , chris is thrilled to think that he 's actually a vampire . ian and lucy try to explain that this is n't good , but chris escapes . they receive a tip that he 's about to `` fly `` by jumping off a scenic overlook . as soon as he jumps , ian grabs his wrist and dangles him in mid - air , then drags him to the ground . chris angrily threatens to bite ian , who gives him an injection to knock him out . they take chris back to ian 's place , and ian expects the symptoms to be gone by the time he wakes up . lucy is proud of ian for his heroics , and ian appreciates her belief in his goodness .
lucy : hey . you know , you really are still you . that 's not going to change . it 's not . what is it ? what -- are you feeling ok ? ian : i 'm fine . i 'm fine . lucy : you do n't look fine . are you sure you 're fine ? ian : no , i 'm sure . i 'm sure . you should -- you should get some sleep . you 've done engh for one night . lucy : no , i 'm not going to go get any sleep . i told you , when you rest , i can rest , not until then . ian : please . lucy : no . and do n't -- do n't . `` please , `` you . do n't do this to me . do n't shut me out . i -- i want to be here , and i want to help you . ian : there is no helping me . i ca n't overcome this . lucy : and what are you saying to me then ? you 're saying , `` that 's it . i 'm just going to give up `` ? ian : i 'm saying i 'm a vampire . chris : what am i doing here ? and who 's a vampire ? [ scene_break ] alison : maybe we should go back inside and have a little talk , and get to know each other , just like you were -- just like you were saying . would you like that ? joshua : what changed your mind ? alison : i do n't know . you just -- you 're so mysterious . i kind of like that . come on . joshua : what a change of heart . and so sudden . alison : well , you know , i just -- i kind of saw how you sprung out of your seat like that . i 'm sure it was just something that flew out of a suitcase . you know , it 's probably just something of mine , actually , but you were really trying to protect me and to be there for me . and i have a really -- i need that right now . i need that more than you know . joshua : do n't you worry , my dear . joshua always takes care of everything . i hope you 'll take me up on my offer to show you around capri . alison : yes . i ca n't wait . rafe : alison , what are you doing ? joshua : that 's not all i want to show you around , i can assure you . alison : really ? joshua : to good times . alison : yes . ca n't wait . joshua : oh ! oh , my goodness ! alison : oh , my gosh ! joshua : just a little turbulence . but do n't worry , i 've got you , i 've got you . elizabeth : what the hell are you doing with my daughter ? [ scene_break ] tess : hi . kevin : tess . i 'm so glad you came . tess : i hope you do n't mind , but i brought jack . jack : hey , dr. collins . thanks for having us . kevin : jack . what a surprise . jack : yeah . well , i thought it might be . tess : jack wanted to come . i hope it 's ok . kevin : well , i thought the purpose for tonight was for you and i to spend some time and get to know each other . jack : oh , well , you 'll have all the time you want because i wo n't be staying for dinner . but i will be right outside . tess , if you need me , you just press this button right here , ok ? kevin : almost makes me feel like you do n't trust me , jack . jack : i do n't . i 'll be right outside . [ door closes ] tess : he worries about me . kevin : i understand . but you have nothing to fear from me . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] caleb : it 's showtime , tess . [ scene_break ] lucy : um -- vampires ? what ? did you say `` vampires `` ? i have no idea what you 're talking about . chris : yes , you do . you said `` vampires . `` i heard `` vampires . `` lucy : you do n't look so good . chris : they 're not back , are they ? lucy : no , no . ian : no , of course not . you were out for a long time . what do you remember ? chris : you 're changing the subject . i 'm not -- lucy : no . ian : no , i just want to make sure you 're ok . you all right ? chris : i do n't remember -- i remember coming over , but -- lucy : well , boy , you do n't remember why you were drinking , huh ? you were drinking like a fish . and then you promptly proceeded to pass out . ian : right . chris : i did ? ian : yeah , you did . uh - huh . so why do n't you go home and sleep through the rest of it . chris : that does n't sound right . lucy : oh , yeah , it 's right . and you were very memorable , dr. ramsey . incredible . but you need -- you know , you do reek a bit . ian : happens to the best of us . it 's all right . chris : sorry . ian : ok . well , it wo n't be long before everyone finds out who i am and what i am . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : are you trying to make a move on my daughter ? alison : no , no , no , it 's ok . joshua : perhaps you 've had a little too much to drink again . elizabeth : perhaps it was bad champagne . joshua : you know , even the best champagne is supposed to be sipped , not gulped like it was in a bucket . elizabeth : may i have a word with you ? never -- and i mean never underestimate what a mother might do to protect her child . pilot : excuse me , folks . just to let you know , thanks to some fortunate tailwinds , we 'll be landing earlier than anticipated . please take your seats . joshua : landing ? no , that 's impossible . we have two hours left before we arrive at the island . alison : well , you heard him . the tailwinds , so -- joshua : there are no tailwinds . there 's something very odd going on here , something very mysterious . alison : what do you mean ? joshua : well , even earlier when i heard the noise in the back of the plane and you suddenly came there to interrupt me . you disrupted me when i was there -- alison : no . joshua : something 's going on back there , and i 'm going to find out what it is . alison : what ? [ scene_break ] kevin : go ahead , sit down . make yourself comfortable . tess : this is nice . kevin : thank you . it is , is n't it ? tess : oh . kevin : it 's ok , pick it up . tess : it 's heavy . kevin : it 's austrian crystal . oh , let me show you something . tess : it 's beautiful . kevin : look what it does in the light . see the changes in the patterns and the colors ? it 's like looking into a kaleidoscope . livvie loved this . she just loved looking at all the colors and the changes . she said it made her feel at peace , rested , quiet . she said all she wanted to do was lose herself in the rainbows . just keep listening to my voice . it 'll help you feel everything that you 've ever wanted to feel . just trust me , tess . trust me . caleb : thanks , doc . i 'll take it from here . [ scene_break ] [ alarm beeps ] elizabeth : alison , what is going on here ? you look like you 're ready to jump out of your skin . alison : do i ? elizabeth : yes . what -- did he do something to you ? did joshua do something ? alison : no . no , no , no . no , it 's nothing like that at all . i 'm just a little , you know , anxious about this trip and everything . elizabeth : yeah . i -- i know what you mean . alison : do you ? elizabeth : oh , me , too . alison , i 'm going to be going to the place where your father died , where the police actually thought that i killed him . i -- this is not going to be an easy trip for either one of us . alison : right . i 'm sure it 's not . joshua : i take it this belongs to you . alison : yes . this is my travel alarm clock . mu have fallen out of my bag or something . thank you so much . joshua : yes , it fell out of your bag . i think you should be more careful the next time you pack . you do n't want to lose something that might be important to you . pilot : this is your pilot speaking . please fasten your seat belts and prepare for landing . [ scene_break ] ian : i 'm burning up . lucy : hey , drink some more water . try and drink some more water . ian : huh ? no , i ca n't . lucy : why ? just try . drink some -- ian : i ca n't ! i ca n't live like that . i ca n't breathe . i ca n't think . i ca n't focus . i ca n't do anything . lucy : ok , ok . but you do n't have to be this uncomfortable . i mean , let me at least try to cool you off , ok ? let me just try . ian : yeah ? well , that 's not going to do it . lucy : you know what ? we do n't know that . i 'm going to try . come sit down . come on . sit . sit down . here . there . is it helping at all ? ian : yeah , that feels good . lucy : good . i 'm glad . ian : you should stop . lucy : no . ian : please . lucy : no . i 'm not . if it 's helping even a little bit , i 'm not going to stop . ian : i -- i never got to thank you . lucy : thank me for what ? ian : for saving me . i -- i was about to feed on elizabeth . lucy : yeah , you were , but you did n't . ian : because of you . lucy : i understood , you know , why you were about to do that . i understood that . ian : yeah . but i remember the look in your eyes . i ca n't get it out of my head . it haunts me . lucy : well , see -- it was n't -- it was n't about the fact of biting her and those fangs or anything . you know what ? i think what really bothered me about the -- ian : what ? lucy : what really bothered me was the sight of you about to make love to another woman . [ scene_break ] kevin : what the hell are you doing here ? caleb : you do good work , but your work is done and you can leave now . kevin : i 'm not going anywhere . caleb : oh . oh , come on , doc . certainly you of all people must realize i ca n't do my best work with dad in the room . you do want olivia back , right ? kevin : that was our deal ! this was n't part of it ! i 'll be damned before i 'll leave you alone with her ! caleb : oh , you were damned the minute you agreed to help me . bye , doc . kevin : no ! jack : where is she ? what did you do with tess ? [ scene_break ] joshua : well , here we are . if you two ladies should need anything , day or night , please do n't hesitate to call upon me . i 'm in this room here opposite to your room . your rooms are adjoining . elizabeth : i do n't think that will be necessary . good night . joshua : good night . will you take care of the bellman for me , please ? elizabeth : i bet you he sleeps with one eye open just to watch us . alison : yeah . i do n't know . um -- listen , i 'm going to go to sleep . good night . elizabeth : good night , sweetheart . alison : sleep tight , ok ? elizabeth : oh , i doubt it , but i 'll be right next door if you need me , ok ? alison : ok . thank you very , very much . bellman : shall i see you in , miss ? alison : um -- well -- yeah , maybe -- yeah , you can open up the door for me . thank you . i appreciate that . good night , mother . elizabeth : good night , honey . alison : thank you . elizabeth : gracias , senor . alison : thank you . oh . ok . let 's see if -- let 's see if rafe left me a message or something . rafe : hey . [ alison gasps ] rafe : it 's ok . it 's me . alison : oh , thank god . i was so scared . rafe : yeah , it 's ok . yeah , me , too . i was scared , too . [ scene_break ] ian : what did you say ? lucy : nothing . i -- i did n't -- i -- um -- it does n't matter what i i said because i do n't have any right to say what i said or feel what i felt the way i -- like i was jealous or something . i 'm not . i mean , i 'm not -- i ca n't do that , and i 'm not . so can we just forget -- please , can we forget what i just said ? ok . here . ian : you should go home now . lucy : should go home ? is that what you want me to do ? ian : no . [ scene_break ] jack : where is she ? where 's tess ? kevin : i -- i do n't know ! caleb took her ! jack : caleb ? you gave her to caleb ? kevin : no ! i -- he came here . he took her . i tred to stop him . i could n't . jack : what , you could n't or you would n't ? kevin : jack , i tell you , one minute she was here , the next she was gone . jack : oh , my god . you set her up . kevin : no ! jack : how could you sell your own daughter out to a vampire ? [ scene_break ] caleb : this is where it all began . and it 's where it can begin again . you know , i created tess from deep inside of you . but it 's you that i want . and i know you still want me . caleb : bring the light bring me back to life you 're the dream i sleep with every night together , olivia . bound to each other through the ages . to come of your own free will . both our souls tied in eternity . above and beyond death itself . livvie : always and forever yours . caleb : we are one , everlasting . crave this life . i ca n't be with you if you do n't embrace it and me . do you want to be one with me ? we 'll never be separated again . livvie : it 's all i ever wanted . caleb : you will surrender to a peaceful sleep . livvie : i am yours , my love . caleb : welcome to eternity , olivia . livvie : you 're my future . caleb : you must make your choice now . you must say good - bye to this mortal life . livvie : soul mates . caleb : is it your wish to spend all eternity with me ? livvie : yes . yes , caleb , with all of my heart . caleb 's voice : i separated the good from the bad , the weak from the strong . the olivia that was left behind operates solely on desire and her needs . ( caleb singing ) do n't try to hide do n't try to fight just close your eyes and bring the light , 'cause i 've been dying for this moment be with you again . just give up so we can meet again , eternity is calling , forever is in your hands , if only you 'll surrender . livvie : what took you so long , caleb ? caleb : olivia . i knew you 'd come back to me . caleb 's voice : surrender olivia . [ next_on ] ian : i ca n't wait . lucy : you do n't have to . kevin : livvie is my daughter ! jack : and what is tess ? kevin : nothing . caleb : you do n't have to let her come out ! olivia .
joshua is suspicious of alison 's motives in cozying up to him , but she appeals to his ego . from his hiding place , rafe sees joshua putting the moves on her , and the plane suddenly jerks , as if in turbulence . this wakens elizabeth , who confronts joshua about what he 's doing with alison . the pilot announces that they 'll be landing soon , thanks to some tailwinds . this makes no sense to joshua , who insists that there are no tailwinds and that they should n't be landing for another two hours . convinced that something 's up , he takes another look around . instead of finding rafe , he finds a beeping travel alarm . after they all retire to their respective hotel rooms , alison is relieved to see that rafe made it there safely . meanwhile , chris is confused about waking up in ian 's room . he insists that he heard ian and lucy talking about vampires , but they deny having any such conversation . lucy manages to convince him that he passed out from drinking heavily , and an apologetic chris goes h ! ome to finish sleeping it off . ian thanks lucy for stopping him from feeding on elizabeth , and lucy lets it slip that what upset her was seeing him about to make love to another woman . she tries to take it back , but it 's too late . lucy and ian kiss . at the lighthouse , kevin is displeased to see that tess brought jack with her , but jack informs him that he is n't staying for dinner . instead , he 'll be waiting outside in case tess needs him , because he absolutely does n't trust kevin . alone with kevin , tess falls victim to hypnosis . kevin is furious when caleb appears and takes her away . hearing kevin 's shout , jack rushes in , then accuses kevin of selling his own daughter out to a vampire . caleb carries tess to the woods , where it all began . he sings `` surrender `` for his olivia , and when the young woman opens her eyes , that 's exactly who she is . caleb and livvie kiss passionately .
alison : i was scared to death that joshua was going to find you on the back of that plane . rafe : he almost did . i had to come up with something fast . alison : i know . i mean , you -- god -- you came up with this ? rafe : ok , so it 's not my flashiest work , but it 's the best i could do on short notice . alison : well , this is the most beautiful alarm clock i 've ever seen in my life . rafe : so you were really scared , huh ? alison : you have no idea what was going through my mind at that time . i mean , if joshua found you and he killed you -- rafe , if you were gone , none of this would have mattered , none of it . rafe : ok , you know what ? i 'm not gone . i 'm here , and i 'm not going anywhere , ok ? as a matter of fact , i 'm staying in the room next door . alison : you are ? alison : that 's your room ? rafe : ok , so , no more worries , no more what - ifs . we 're here , we 're fine . tomorrow we can start looking for the answers we need . alison : i love you so much . rafe : i love you , too . alison : i do n't know how long i can go without touching you or holding you . [ knock on door ] [ scene_break ] lucy : ian . ian : i ca n't wait . lucy : you do n't have to . [ scene_break ] jack : what were you trying to do ? huh ? what kind of father sets a trap for his own daughter ? kevin : you do n't know what you 're talking about , you do n't have a clue , and you never will . jack : i had no clue about what ? kevin : never mind ! the more time we spend standing around here doing nothing , the further caleb gets away ! jack : i said , no clue about what ? why did you turn your own daughter over to a vampire ? kevin : you keep saying that -- `` my daughter , my daughter . `` livvie is my daughter ! jack : then what is tess ? answer me ! what is tess to you ? kevin : nothing . she 's nothing to me . [ scene_break ] caleb : bring me light bring me back to life , olivia livvie : what took you so long , caleb ? caleb : olivia . i knew you 'd come back to me . caleb : after all this time , it 's really you . livvie : i 'm back . you 're the only one who could do that , the only one who could free me . caleb : it 's because i love you . livvie : take me . take me now . [ scene_break ] rafe : who 's that ? alison : i do n't know . it might be my mother . wait . what if it 's joshua ? his room is right across the hall . rafe : ok , hang on . alison : no , no , no ! no , you ca n't open up that door . if he finds you here -- waiter : room service . is anyone in there ? alison : room service ? i did n't order any room service . did you ? rafe : no . alison : well , what should we do ? rafe : let 's just open the door . alison : what ? no ! ra : : it 's ok . i 'll be out of sight . alison : what ? rafe : so just go ahead . do it . alison : um -- wow . what is all this ? waiter : champagne , caviar , chocolates -- all for the honeymoon couple . alison : no , i 'm sorry . i did n't order any of this . i 'm here by myself . waiter : are you sure ? alison : yes , i 'm very sure . i think i would know if i was on my honeymoon . waiter : oh . right . this is meant for a mrs. and mr . chambers . same room , one floor up . alison : oh . waiter : so sorry . alison : no . that 's quite all right . waiter : for your trouble . alison : thank you very much . thank you . it 's very nice . alison : it was for another couple . they were on their honeymoon . rafe : yeah , i heard . alison : you know , we could have been on our honeymoon out here . rafe : yeah , if only caleb had n't shown up in town . if only he had n't started plotting against us from the second he got here . alison : you -- you said `` if . `` you said `` if . `` rafe : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry you had to be disappointed . alison : no . no . no , no , no . we 've both been very disappointed , but we 'll have our honeymoon soon , just like you said . ok ? rafe : yeah . alison : yeah . rafe : soon . alison : i 'm going to go freshen up , ok ? and i 'll be right back . ok ? rafe : ok . [ scene_break ] lucy : what ? what is it ? ian : you need to go . lucy : what ? no . no , i do n't . ian : yes . listen to me . i do n't know who i am , and i do n't know what could happen to me , and i have nothing to give you . i 'm -- i -- i 'm sorry . you have to understand . try to , please . lucy : i think i do . i understand . but i know who you are and i know what you have to give me and i 'm not going to go anywhere . i -- i know you . ian : no , you do n't know me , and i 'm afraid . lucy : i 'm not afraid , though . i am not -- ian : i 'm afraid . listen to me . i 'm afraid of what i might do to you because i -- you need to go , please . i 'm sorry . i ca n't do this , not now . lucy : well , i ca n't go . i -- no . i -- no . i told you i would not leave you , and i 'm not going to . ian : hey , i 'm going to be fine . i 'm going to drink the water . i 'm not going to let this get out of control , i promise . lucy : do you promise me ? ian : yeah , i do , because i have something to fight for now . and i will , i will fight day and night . i will do whatever it takes to beat this , to beat this curse , because you will wait for me . you will . wo n't you ? lucy : yeah . i -- i will wait for you . i -- i guess i -- i need to go away , i guess . i 'll go , then . [ scene_break ] caleb : i knew it could be like this . livvie : i have missed you so much . caleb : i 'll never let you go again , not ever . livvie : oh -- caleb : what is it ? livvie : no , nothing . nothing . it 's nothing . uh -- except -- caleb : except what ? livvie : oh , gosh . caleb , i think she 's trying to come back . it 's tess . she 's trying to come back . caleb : no . do n't say that . livvie : no -- no , i ca n't , i wo n't . no , i wo n't go . i wo n't go back . no ! caleb : listen to me . fight it , olivia . livvie : i 'm trying ! caleb : fight it . try harder ! try -- you do n't let it -- you do n't have to let her come out . do n't -- you do n't have to let her come out . olivia ? tess : i ca n't let you have her , stephen . you 're bad for her . caleb : no . tess : i ca n't let you hurt her again . caleb : listen to me . you let her out . you let her back out again ! tess : no , i ca n't . i wo n't . [ scene_break ] alison : hmm -- that 's how you do it . mmm , that was so good . rafe : i thought maybe i could give you at least kind of a -- kind of a , you know , faux honeymoon dinner kind of thing . alison : i love this . rafe : and i love you . i do , more than anything in the world , and -- and soon , you know what ? this will all be real . alison : just as soon as we know for sure what we are to each other . rafe : i 've always been sure . alison : you know , you never did tell me where you were going to take me on our honeymoon . all you said was not pack very many clothes . rafe : well , it 's not much of a clue since that would have been my advice to you no matter where i was taking you . alison : mm - hmm , very funny . rafe : and true . alison : you did give me a slight clue , though , because you told me to pack a lot of bikinis , so we must be going somewhere warm . rafe : i 'm still not telling you . alison : i really could get it out of you if i wanted to , but i wo n't . it does n't matter , though , where we 're going . we could be going to the north pole for all i care . just as long as we 're together . rafe : yeah . i could n't agree more . alison : rafe . rafe : yeah , i know . not till we 're sure . this is great . well , you know , there ' something we can do . alison : huh ? rafe : well , first , you must close your eyes . alison : what ? rafe : yeah , trust me for old times ' sake . all right . now , imagine warm sun , white sand , cool blue sea . just us , together forever . alison : we still could have it , could n't we ? i mean , we really could have it all . rafe : not `` could . `` we will . yeah . i promise you , anything we 've ever dreamed about or hoped for , it will be ours . [ scene_break ] ian : lucy . lucy : ian . hi . ian : what are you doing here ? lucy : well , you -- you said you needed some stuff for research , so i got you some stuff . ian : great minds , huh ? lucy : yeah , and a little bit of fate maybe , too . ian : it 's a lot of fate . lucy : yeah . you -- you look -- are you -- you look better , like you 're feeling better . ian : no , i 've been a good boy . i 've been drinking my water . good . lucy : i 'm glad . ian : yeah . and i 've been doing my research . i started -- lucy : oh . oh , wow . ok , so between all this stuff that i have and your stuff , you 're off to a decent start , then . ian : oh , we 're just borrowing the stuff . i 'm not stealing it . lucy : oh , no , no . we 're not -- no , we 're borrowing , not stealing . but maybe -- maybe i should put my stuff with your stuff . ian : oh , i 'd like that . lucy : me , too . ian : so let me help you . lucy : ok . here . lucy : so , you should probably get to work on all this stuff . ian : yeah , you know what ? i will . lucy : ok . here . ian : give me a second . i should warn you . lucy : oh , ok . ian : yeah ? lucy : right . ian : ok . lucy : ok . ian : i 'll call you , ok ? lucy : yeah . i 'll be waiting , call -- oh , good luck . kevin : i can walk on my own , thank you ! jack : whatever . [ scene_break ] caleb : olivia ? olivia , you do exist , and you want to come out . listen to me . you do n't want to hide anymore you do n't want to hide from me . please , please , olivia , come back to me . come back . tess : no , stop it . stop it . you ca n't have her , and you ca n't have me . and i wo n't let you . i wo n't let you . livvie 's voice : help me , please . help me . livvie : help me . please , help me . ah ! help me . please . please . caleb : olivia , what 's happening ? what 's happening ? hey . hey . listen to me . what is it ? oh ! caleb : listen , answer me , all right ? wake up and talk to me . talk to me , olivia . hey . your heart stopped . listen -- listen to me . you got to breathe . you got to wake up and breathe . olivia , do n't you do this to me . do n't you do this to me , all right ? you ca n't do it . please , you got to breathe . i just got you back . you ca n't leave me now . come on , please . please . tess ! [ scene_break ] rafe : yeah , so , i do n't really want to leave you . but i guess i have to . alison : right . so the honeymoon 's over ? rafe : no , no . this was just a taste of what 's to come . alison : right . rafe : you know , just -- you know , what we 're going to have for the rest of our life . alison : when we 're over with all of this . rafe : yeah . alison : ok . rafe : sleep tight , angel . alison : yeah . and who know maybe tomorrow , you know -- rafe : yeah , that 's all i 'll be dreaming of . and as we both know -- both : dreams do come true . alison : ok . bye . alison : i love you , rafe . rafe : soon , alison . soon . [ scene_break ] lucy : kevin ? what -- what happened to you ? kevin : nothing , lucy , except my face accidentally ran into jack 's fist . lucy : you hit him ? why ? jack : lucy , caleb took tess . ian : what are you talking about ? jack : caleb took her away , and i think kevin had something to do with it . caleb : somebody , help ! i think she 's dying . [ next_on ] ricky : want to grab a bite or something ? reese : how 'd you guess ? i 'm starving . kevin : we 've lost her pulse . lucy : for god 's sakes , i guess we just better pray . ian : come on , tess . anything ? kevin : still no pulse . what 's causing this ?
alison and rafe 's reunion in capri is interrupted by room service for the wrong room . the order is really for a honeymooning couple on a different floor . to make alison feel better , rafe gives her a faux honeymoon dinner of fruit and whipped cream . they talk about the honeymoon that should have happened , but rafe still wo n't reveal their destination . they 're both hopeful that things will get back to normal tomorrow , because dreams really do come true . back in port charles , jack accuses kevin of setting a trap for his own daughter . kevin denies that tess is even his daughter . disgusted with his unfeeling attitude , jack punches him out , and his vampire strength sends kevin flying across the room . afraid of hurting lucy , ian stops himself from making love to her . now that he knows she 'll wait for him , he has a reason to beat vampirism . he 'll step up his research efforts , but in the meantime , he 'll go ahead and drink the special water . in the woods , caleb performs `` surrender `` to draw out his olivia , and it works . their reunion is sweet until tess manages to overpower livvie . caleb tries to reach her again , but the very protective tess wo n't let him . tess has a flashback of when they both fell into the river , almost drowned , and merged . gasping for air , she collapses in caleb 's arms ; she is n't breathing , and her heart is n't beating . caleb tries to coax olivia to wake up and breathe , but it 's no use . not reaching her , he calls out to tess . ian and lucy run into each other again at the hospital . they 're both trying to make off with some hospital supplies for ian 's research . an angry kevin gets off the elevator and sees them together , which makes him angrier than ever . he tells lucy that jack hit him , and jack tries to tell the others what kevin did to provoke him . as they try to sort it out , caleb gets off the elevator with an unconscious tess . he asks for help , because he 's afraid that she 's dying .
marissa : jamal , you lied to me . that is not cool . jamal : baby , come on , all right ? marissa : no , no , do not -- do not `` come on , baby , `` me , ok ? because you let me believe my mom needed me , jamal . you let me rush all the way there thinking something was wrong . jamal : look , i had my reasons for bringing you out of town . ok , why are you -- marissa : jamal , it freaked me out . jamal : look , i was just trying to protect you , that 's it . i 'm -- marissa : protect me from what ? oh -- no . no , jamal , if you say the v word again , i will strangle you . jamal : look , marissa , come on . you ca n't strangle me because if you strangle me , that 's going to kill me , and the lack of oxygen to the brain -- marissa : i am not kidding . jamal : look , ok , i 'm sorry , ok ? i 'm sorry i scared you , all right ? but i had to get you away from that bloodsucker . marissa : jamal , we have been over this , what , like a zillion times ? ok , yes , yes , stephen clay -- he 's a quirky musician . the man 's probably , what , thrown a couple of chairs out of hotel windows , crashed a car or two in his day , but the man is a rock star . that 's what he does . jamal : i know , who happens to have fangs . marissa , jack saw them . [ scene_break ] ricky : i 'm so sick of this . stephen 's blowing off rehearsal again . i mean , does n't he know we have a recording session coming up ? caz : hey , you need to chill , ricky . reese : yeah , stephen does n't like whiners . ricky : `` stephen does n't like whiners . `` stephen does n't like this . stephen does n't like that . stephen says `` jump , `` and you guys say , `` how high , boss ? `` reese : that 's right . and you would , too , if you knew what was good for you . ricky : what ? come on , guys . have n't you noticed how much tighter we 've gotten as a band in the last couple of weeks ? i mean , he might be the frontman , but we 're so rocking as a trio here . caz : it 's stephen 's band . we in it for life . ricky : listen to that , man . i mean , what kind of a life is that ? we 're sitting here waiting around for him while he 's out there doing whatever the hell he 's doing . look , if he keeps blowing us off , he should take his little act solo . caz : well , the guy 's not entirely wrong . ricky : what about you , reese ? i mean , the great stephen clay is not around here . what do you really think ? reese : yeah , ok , the three of us do make a pretty slamming team . ricky : oh . reese : and i 'm as frustrated as you are about stephen blowing us off . i 'm frustrated about a lot of things around here . ricky : we 're going to do something about this . i 'm working on a new song . you guys want to check it out ? caz : yeah , all right . reese : why not ? ricky : all right . reese : i think it 's time we make ricky a full - fledged member of the club . caz : you mean invite him to the nonstop , eternal party ? reese : i 'm willing to do the honors . caz : not until the boss signs off on it , or we 're both in trouble . reese : that 's right . stephen says , `` jump , `` we say `` how high ? `` caz : uh - huh . reese : forever and ever and ever . caz : that 's the gig we signed on for , reese . ai n't no way out of it that i know of except feet first . stephen still calls the shots . especially that shot . reese : yeah , ok . you know how much i like following the rules . ricky : all right , you guys ready to hear something nius ? let me know if you like what you hear . reese : yeah , because i already love what i see . [ scene_break ] jack : what 'd you do to her ? caleb : she needs help . jack : not from you . it 's ok , tess . it 's ok . yeah , i got you , i got you . kevin : let 's get her on the gurney . lucy : what -- what happened ? what happened to her ? caleb : we were talking , and she fainted . lucy : you were talking ? caleb : that 's right , talking . lucy : somehow i find that really hard to believe . caleb : no , i do n't care what you believe . she needs a doctor . hey , thornhart , you going to do something ? lucy : he 's right . i hate to say it , but he 's right . she really needs your help . ian : i 'm not myself . i do n't think i can do this . lucy : i know . i know . can you try ? kevin : pulse is weak . she 's fading . ian ! you going to stand there , or are you going to help us ? lucy : what do you want me to do ? do you want me to get karen ? ian : no , there 's no time . lucy : ok , ok . ian : get the crash cart and get a line started . jack : come on . please do n't let her die . jack : ian , how is she ? ian : i ca n't tell yet . jack : is she breathing ? lucy : wait -- jack , come on . let them do their job . let them do their job . ian : still unconscious . severely bradycardic . kevin : i ca n't tell if it 's shock or an injury causing this . ian : we need to get her stabilized . kevin : pacer pads ? ian : no , i -- kevin : ian , do you want pacer pads ? ian : i need a b.p . cuff . kevin : ian , take her pressure . ian : i need a b.p . cuff . nurse : i gave it to you , doctor . ian : right . ok . kevin : wait a minute . we 've lost her pulse . ian : she 's gone into full arrest . give me one milligram of epi . jack : lucy , she 's not waking up . lucy : i know , i know . it 's going to be ok . she 's going to pull through . they just have to do their jobs . jack : just want to -- lucy : do something , i know . let 's send all our positive energy her way and -- for god 's sakes , i guess we just better pray . ian : come on , tess . kevin : still no pulse . what 's causing this ? ian : open the fluids . come on , tess , you got to fight this . kevin : wait a minute . we got a pulse . she 's breathing on her own . ian : 70 palpated . kevin : that 's good . ian : good girl . she 's coming out of the woods . lucy : thank god . caleb : good . that 's good . jack : tess , it 's ok . it 's me -- it 's jack . look , just squeeze my hand , ok ? just let me know you 're here . ian : i do n't know why she 's still unconscious . i need to get more information . hey -- what did you do to her ? karen : ian , hey , what have we got ? ian : they brought in tess . she 's unconscious , but she 's stable . i do n't know why she went into cardiac arrest . can you take over , please ? karen : yeah , sure . let 's get her to a room . come on . jack : i 'm by your side . let 's go . let 's move fast . kevin : well , houdini ? you took her away from me to bring livvie back , so what happened ? caleb : olivia came back , but tess fought her . she fought her till she collapsed . kevin : everything you touch dies , does n't it ? caleb : not everything , doc . if i wanted to hurt that girl , she 'd be beyond the help of medical science right now . ian : right now , she still is . caleb : well , then , fix it . ian : let me tell you what i 'd like to fix right now . lucy : no , ian , no ! no , no , you ca n't . not now . look , caleb , we 're just all a little upset . i 'm sure you can understand . tess is very special to us , too . caleb : you know what i understand ? i understand you 'd all like to get rid of me . but you ca n't . so why do n't you save your strength for something you can do , like helping tess . caleb : what the hell are you looking at ? lucy : you -- the big , bad vampire . caleb : you think i 'd come in here and bite everyone , then fly out the window ? lucy : no , actually , i was just a little surprised . i -- i did n't see revenge or malice or hate or anger on your face just now . surprisingly , i saw something else . caleb : yeah ? what did you see ? lucy : i actually think i saw love . [ scene_break ] marissa : no way . jamal : marissa , none of us actually wanted this to be true , ok ? least of all jack . ok , caleb busted him the worse than anybody else . but you can not deny what you see with your own eyes , like you 're trying to do right now . marissa : no , i 'm not denying -- jamal : marissa , come on , come on . come on , marissa . come on . ok , you know they 're not your normal rock ' n ' roll band . they 've always given you the creeps . they 're like a pack of dogs . you 've said so yourself . marissa : not stephen . jamal -- not stephen . if he 's a monster , then how could he be capable of such beautiful feelings ? jamal : look , it 's all a part of the head trip that he lays on his victims . ok , think about it . he has to be smart to have lasted this long , to keep coming back again and again and -- [ phone rings ] jamal : and again . yeah , what up ? ok , ok , i 'll be right there . do n't do anything stupid . all right . marissa : that did n't sound good . jamal : no , no , it was jack . tess is in the hospital . marissa : well , then , let 's go . jamal : no , no , we 're not going anywhere because caleb 's there . marissa : with tess ? jamal : yeah . apparently , he 's the one that brought her in . marissa : did -- did he -- jamal : bite her ? i do n't know . jack did n't say . marissa : oh , my god . jamal : just go home . i 'll be there in a little bit , ok ? marissa : yeah . i 've got to stop stephen . [ scene_break ] ricky : so we riff a little here , then back to the chorus . so , what do you guys think ? caz : pretty hot . reese : you are amazing . ricky : thank you . reese : stephen may not always think so , but i do . ricky : well , you know , i really need this to work . this is my dream . this is my ticket . and i do n't need anybody getting in the way , not even the great stephen clay . caz : well , since it do n't look like stephen 's going to show up , i 'm going to go ahead on and split . reese : what , do you have a hot date ? caz : do n't i always ? and you -- be a good girl , hear ? reese : promise . i 'm going home straight to bed . only not alone . ricky : take it easy , man . caz : all right , man . ricky : hey , listen , i 'm getting pretty tired here . what do you say we get out of here ? reese : does the night really have to end ? ricky : what , do you want to grab a bite or something ? reese : how 'd you guess ? i 'm starving . ricky : whoa . where is this coming from ? reese : you just really turn me on . i ca n't help myself . ricky : well -- ah -- you know , should n't we keep this about the music , you know , strictly professional ? reese : is that really what you want , drummer boy ? ricky : no , no -- look , look -- you know how stephen -- wait -- is always harping on us about keeping things strictly business . but he 's not around here . oh , what the hell . [ scene_break ] jack : hey , hey , how 's tess ? ian : she 's still unconscious , but the good news is she 's not hurt physically . jack : then why is n't she waking up ? kevin : whatever caleb did traumatized her . she shut down . i 've seen cases of shock like this before . jack : i do n't trust a word you say . ian , tell me the truth . ian : listen to kevin . he 'll explain it . jack : what 's going on with you , man ? are you all right ? ian : yeah . i should n't be here . talk to karen . ian : i should n't be here . jack : no , no , no , no , no . i do n't think you heard a word i said . you already tried to kill tess once . i 'm not letting you and your buddy caleb go near her again . kevin : i guess you missed it . i just helped save tess ' life . jack : oh , yeah , and that 's the part i do n't understand . see , because you told me tess meant nothing to you . except you let her believe that you cared about her , and then you turned her over on a silver platter to caleb . let me tell you something , kevin -- if she does n't come out of this , i will come after you . jack : hey , karen . how is she ? karen : she 's comfortable , jack . we 're doing everything we can . jack : yeah , she just looks pretty pale . karen : you know what ? do n't stay too long . i 'll be back to check on her in a few minutes . jack : my beautiful wife . i 'm sorry that i was n't -- i was n't there to protect you . i know that you 're probably scared , but , hey , you do n't have to be because you 're safe now . you can wake up , tess . i love you so much , and i 'd give anything if i could just see your smile right now . you know that i 'm no good without you . come on , tess . please do n't leave me . [ scene_break ] caleb : love . when i looked at tess , you saw love . maybe i was just hungry . lucy : maybe . i do n't think so . can you just forget what you are for a minute and forget that i 'm a slayer , just for a minute ? caleb : if this is some sort of peace offering -- lucy : you can take it for whatever it is to you . i do n't care . i know that you loved livvie , your olivia . you loved her very much . so what are you trying to do ? i think what you 're trying to do is replace livvie with tess . caleb : hmm . is this your own theory , or did you get some help on it ? lucy : tell me i 'm wrong . caleb : you 're wrong as usual . lucy : i do n't think so . i was there , remember , caleb ? i saw you with olivia . i saw how much you loved her . despite all the monstrous , horrible things you 've done , i believe with all my heart you truly loved her . caleb : your point is ? lucy : my point is what you do to things you love . you destroy them . you ca n't help it , can you ? is n't that part of what you 've been forever and ever , that everything that you love -- it 's like that eternal life thing does n't have the rewards you hoped because you destroy it . something you want , something you want to possess , something that you ca n't have you lose because you have to kill it just like you killed livvie . caleb : one correction -- she destroyed me . but as you might have noticed , neither one of us really goes away . trust me , i know better than anyone . lucy : i do n't trust you at all . but trust on this -- you need to leave tess alone . it does n't work that way . you can not take tess and re - create livvie . you ca n't make that vampire bride . she does n't exist anymore . let tess have a life . if you have anything left inside that dark heart of yours , leave tess alone . let her be . [ scene_break ] ricky : you 're so hot . reese : i just want to be with you forever . ricky : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa -- hey , wait a minute . forever ? look , i 'm not looking for a commitment here . reese : just a good time , right ? ricky : yeah . yeah , that 's right . just a good time . reese : get ready for the time of your life . caz : reese -- stop now . ricky : dude , your timing stinks ! caz : i 'm sorry to break up your little party , but stephen called and he would like to speak to you . so you might want to split if you know what 's good for you . reese : another time , drummer boy . i promise . ricky : whatever . caz : what are you doing ? are you trying to get us all killed ? reese : stephen said i could have him . caz : when he gives the word , not a moment sooner . reese : i 'm sick and tired of doing what stephen says all the time ! caz : and i am warning you ! put your fangs away , girl . you 'll have your chance at ricky . just have a little patience . marissa : they 're gone . good . i just need to find some proof stephen 's a vampire . oh , whoa , look what reese left behind . i bet you that weirdo 's a vampire , too . reese : do n't you know little girls who snoop get into big trouble ? [ scene_break ] jack : when i saw caleb carrying tess into the hospital , i wanted to kill him with my own bare hands . jamal : look , dude , just calm down . we took him down once . we 'll take him down again , all right ? jack : yeah , but will he stay down ? and now caleb 's not my only problem . kevin 's out to get her , too . [ scene_break ] lucy : um -- are you ok ? kevin : seeing tess lying in there , i could n't help but think about livvie , wonder how she can be gone , if i 'll ever see her again . lucy : i know it must be very hard . i think you have to just have faith and hope , which is probably the hardest and the most simple thing to try to do at the same time , somehow , huh ? kevin : why does it seem like i 'm losing everything i love most in the world ? lucy : doc , i do n't know . i do n't know that . i ca n't answer that . lucy : i do n't know why things happen the way they do . i 'm not sure why that is . can i ask you something ? and you can be honest with me . you have to be . i need to know -- was jack right ? did you help caleb get to tess ? did you ? kevin : you ca n't help yourself , can you ? you pretend to care , and then you come over here and accuse me of terrible things . what a slap in the face . lucy : no , i -- i do care . i just need to know if you 're involved in all of this . kevin : well , that 's not your concern anymore , remember ? you walked out on me , lucy . [ scene_break ] caleb : when will they learn ? they ca n't keep me away from you . [ next_on ] alison : i was just looking for something that maybe daddy would have left behind somewhere . elizabeth : alison -- alison : anything . elizabeth : why do n't you tell me why you 're really here . kevin : i know where livvie 's been all along . tess has livvie . tess : you wanted livvie . caleb : not if it means losing you .
kevin and ian team up to help tess . ian has trouble focusing on his patient , who goes into cardiac arrest . when she 's out of immediate danger , kevin confronts caleb , and ian soon follows suit . caleb denies lucy 's claim that she saw love for livvie in his eyes . lucy tells him to leave tess alone , because he 'll never be able to recreate his vampire bride . jack threatens to go after kevin if he ever does anything to tess again . unwilling to stay away from tess , caleb materializes in her room . marissa is angry with jamal for lying to her about the urgency of visiting her mother . jamal explains that he needed to get her out of town in order to protect her . marissa is stunned to hear that jack saw stephen 's fangs , proving that he really is a vampire . tired of stephen 's lackadaisical attitude toward rehearsal , ricky throws a tantrum and urges caz and reese to cut loose from the band . after warning ricky to be careful , they agree that they 're also tired of stephen 's behavior . ricky in ! troduces a new song that he wrote , and they like it . reese can barely contain her hunger for her `` drummer boy . `` alone with ricky , she 's all over him , and just as she prepares to bite him , caz returns and puts a stop to it . after ricky leaves , caz bawls reese out for her impatience . marissa goes to the rehearsal hall to look for proof that stephen is a vampire . when she starts going through a backpack , reese catches her .
jack : i need to talk to you . kevin : please , jack , have mercy . i 'm not in a mood to get hit again . jack : i 'm not going to hit you . i 'm just trying to figure out why you 've changed so much . kevin : people change all the time . have n't you learned that by now ? jack : usually , they change for the better . kevin : well , who was it that said nice guys finish last ? jack : oh , forget about being a nice guy . you seem to not give a damn about anybody . kevin : i give a damn about livvie . now get out . jack : look , i know you do n't believe me about livvie , but i really do n't know what happened to her . kevin : i do . jack : what ? kevin : i know where livvie 's been all along . tess has livvie , jack . tess has my daughter . [ scene_break ] caleb : i have a -- i have a lot of powers , tess . i wish i had the power to change what i did to you . i never meant for -- caleb : what i 'm trying to say is -- what i 'm trying to say is i 'm sorry . [ scene_break ] reese : what do you think you 're doing looking through my stuff ? marissa : i left my sunglasses here and thought you might have picked them up . i mean , after all , you do tend to have sticky fingers , right , reese ? reese : and you 're a really bad liar . marissa : take your hand off of me . reese : oh , what are you going to do ? run off and tell stephen ? what if i tell him you were snooping around ? marissa : you know what , reese , you could tell stephen whatever you want because i have nothing to hide , unlike you . reese : meaning what , marissa ? marissa : you know what i think ? i think that you just want to hang something on me because stephen likes my lyrics and he treats you like the major loser that you are . reese : someday . marissa : someday what ? someday what , reese ? reese : would n't want to spoil the surprise . marissa : you know what , i do n't have time for your drama . i have work to do . marissa : what are you hiding , reese ? what have all you been hiding ? [ scene_break ] alison : you know , mother , maybe this is a bad idea . you really do n't need to come to the yacht with me . elizabeth : well , that was the last time i saw your father alive . alison : why do n't you go have some breakfast or something ? elizabeth : no , no , no , honey , i want to help you find some peace with your father 's death . maybe it 'll help me , too . joshua : it 's getting late . would you ladies mind awfully if we made a move ? alison : no . no , of course . i 'm ready . let 's go . alison : no , after you . go ahead . um , actually , i forgot my sweater . i 'll catch up with you in just one minute . alison : rafe ? rafe ? rafe : i heard everything . are you ok ? alison : yes , i 'm fine , but i am not looking forward to this at all . rafe : are you sure you want to go back to where your father died ? alison : well , if it 's going to find us evidence that will prove that you and i are not related , i will walk through fire . rafe : well , maybe i should tag along . alison : no , because you need to go back to the villa to see if any of the staff knows anything about my father and your mother . rafe : right . just wish that snake joshua was n't hanging around . alison : i promise you i can handle him , i swear . [ doorknob rattles ] joshua : alison ? alison : you got to go . joshua : alison ? [ knock on door ] joshua : why is the door locked ? alison : go . rafe : ok , be careful . alison : i know . [ knock ] joshua : alison ? [ doorknob rattles ] alison : ok . guess that patience really is n't your thing , is it ? i 'm ready . let 's go . joshua : are n't you forgetting something ? joshua : your sweater . alison : yes . right . thank you . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : oh , god , it 's all coming back to me now . oh , what a horrible , horrible feeling . this memory , it 's just -- oh , it 's the worst thing you could imagine . alison : are you all right ? elizabeth : i was sleeping right here and your father had gone upstairs to get some air . i did n't even hear his cry for help . alison : you know , mother , this was n't your fault . elizabeth : well , maybe if i was still awake , he 'd still be alive . i just -- when your father took me on this trip , i was so excited . i thought it was going to be a new beginning for us . instead , he was gone . just swept away just in an instant . how is that possible ? alison : i do n't know . but i know that each of us has our own path . sometimes we ca n't always see it , but i have to believe that it 's there , you know ? [ joshua snorts ] alison : i 'm sorry , did you say something ? joshua : no , i suppose the next thing you 'll be telling us is that you believe in fairy tales . excuse me , but i assumed that your mother remarried so quickly , the period of mourning was over . alison : oh -- joshua : well , forgive me if i made a mistake . what 's the matter with you ? you were so sweet to me on the airplane . something 's changed . alison : well , this is a very difficult time for us . and if you do n't mind , i think that maybe we 'd like to have some privacy . joshua : certainly . i 'll be on the deck , where the air is sweeter . elizabeth : what are you looking for , honey ? alison : uh , you know , i was -- i was just looking for something that maybe daddy would 've left behind somewhere . elizabeth : alison ? alison : anything . yeah ? elizabeth : why has this suddenly become so important to you ? alison : what ? elizabeth : this so - called closure regarding your father . you had n't even talked to him in years . alison : well , he was still my father . elizabeth : alison , i know something more is going on here . i can see it in your face . why do n't you tell me why you 're really here . [ scene_break ] jack : have you lost your mind again ? you think tess has livvie chained up in some secret hiding place ? kevin : i have my sources , jack . jack : well , your sources are wrong . kevin : have you even bothered to ask tess about livvie ? jack : well , i do n't have to because i know tess would n't do anything to hurt anyone . kevin : i never said she -- oh , you know what , never mind . you 're going to lose tess , anyway , so what does it matter ? jack : what , to caleb ? no , i do n't think so . kevin : oh , jack . sonny boy , you are in for the fight of your life . jack : well , i 'll be ready for anything he has to dish out . kevin : i 'm sure you will be . be sure to bring your slingshot . jack : oh , i 'll bring something . kevin : just because you do n't hear me make empty threats does n't mean i 've given up on what i want . and , jack , let 's face it , you 're way too nice and naive to understand how caleb works . kevin : oh . like it or not , jack , my twisted mind may be your last chance . so you may not want to make an enemy out of me just yet . jack : you know what the weird thing is , kevin ? i think i trust caleb more . [ scene_break ] caleb : hurting you was the last thing i wanted . i was trying to reach olivia . and i did . for one beautiful moment , we were together . but i realize by trying to pry you two apart , neither of you will survive . promise i wo n't do that again . so just come back to us . please come back . [ scene_break ] jamal : hey . marissa : oh , god ! do n't do that . do n't do that , jamal . you scared me . jamal : what are you still doing here ? i thought you were supposed to be at home . what part of `` stephen clay is a vampire `` do n't you get ? marissa : ok , look , do n't worry , all right ? i just came to get some of my stuff . i 'm out of here . jamal : right , right , and why do i think you are trying to play me ? marissa : jamal , please , ok ? i thought you 'd be happy for me . i 'm taking your advice , ok ? i came by to give my notice . the stephen clay experience is history . jamal : history ? marissa : mm - hmm . jamal : right . nice try , marissa , because i did n't buy a word you just said . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : alison , tell me the truth now . why are you here ? i know it 's not because of your father , so , what , you do n't trust me ? alison : you have no idea how much i want to tell you this . it 's just that -- elizabeth : well , alison , you can . i know i do n't deserve it , but , sweetheart , if this is important to you , baby , i want to help you . ok ? so please , alison , tell me what . alison : i 'm here looking for evidence to prove that rafe is not my brother . elizabeth : i thought that you had accepted that he was . alison : i know , that 's what i 've been wanting everybody to think . but i 'm not positive , and i have to know for sure . elizabeth : i know , alison , but there 's so much evidence . alison : i know , i know . i 've seen all the evidence . i know . elizabeth : but you do n't believe it -- or you do n't want to believe it . alison : no . he 's the love of my life . and i ca n't stop thinking about him or my wedding day which was n't . elizabeth : does rafe know that that 's the reason why you 're here ? alison : no . we have n't -- we have n't really talked . it 's too hard , you know ? but do n't you think that if there is a chance for us to have a happy ending , i mean , with this man that i love , do n't you think that i should take that chance ? elizabeth : baby , i want you to be happy . that 's all i 've ever wanted for you . lord knows your father had so many secrets . let 's see what we can find . alison : ok , so then you will help me ? elizabeth : you start on the left side , i 'll start on the right . alison : thank you . thank you so much . but will you please keep this a secret just between us ? promise me . do n't tell anyone . elizabeth : honey , nobody 's going to know , ok ? what exactly is it that you 're looking for ? alison : i 'm looking for a safe , like a wall safe or something that has , like , a birth certificate in it . just anything that you can find , something . joshua : are you looking for something ? maybe i can help . [ scene_break ] caleb : hey . welcome back . you had everyone pretty -- pretty worried . now that you 're awake , i should probably go . tess : i heard what you said about being sorry . caleb : i wo n't ever hurt you again . i promise . who knows , maybe someday you 'll be able to forgive me . tess : you wanted livvie . caleb : yes . tess : you still want her ? caleb : not if it means losing you . tess : oh , i tried so hard to hold on to both of us . caleb : all this time , i thought olivia was the strong one . but you -- you have your own kind of strength . tess : no . caleb : like a butterfly , strong but so fragile . and every time i think i 'm getting close to you , you slip right through my fingers and fly away . tess : how 'd i get here ? caleb : i brought you in . tess : you tried to save me , did n't you ? why ? jack : what was that ? jack : tess ? tess : jack . jack : thank god you 're awake . i was worried about you . are you ok ? tess : i am now . [ scene_break ] jamal : look , marissa , i know you , ok , and you 're up to something , so whatever it is , you might as well just give it up . marissa : jamal , you 're wrong , ok ? jamal : i 'm wrong ? look , i did n't tell you all this stuff about caleb so you can go get caught up with him . i told you so you can get away from him . marissa : yes , i got it . understand . dracula bad , leave castle . i 'm going . jamal : look , that 's fine , because if i was n't clear , i 'm going to be clear right now , ok ? caleb is not the one to be messed with , ok ? marissa : yes , i know . jamal : he 's not , he 's not . caleb will kill you , flat out , if you get in his way . marissa : jamal , i 'm not 10 years old . ok , do n't talk to me like i 'm 10 years old . jamal : look , i 'm just trying to look out for you before you end up like your sister , ok ? or are you actually trying to follow in her footsteps ? marissa : ok , that 's so not fair , jamal . that 's hitting below the belt , jamal . jamal : look , marissa , marissa , casey died way before her time . ok , she did n't even see it coming , ok ? at least i can warn you . marissa : ok . ok . i 'm sorry i worried you , all right ? i wo n't see stephen again , i promise . jamal : good . now let 's get out of here . this place is just -- let 's just get out of here . caz : hey , was n't that marissa and her boyfriend ? i thought she was supposed to be working . reese : that chick 's up to something . we 'd better keep an eye on her . and if she gets out of line , well -- what is it that they say ? `` the songs always sell better after you 're dead `` ? [ scene_break ] kevin : you 're wrong , jack . i do give a damn . [ scene_break ] jack : i thought i was going to lose you , tess . tess : nothing could ever take me away from you , jack . hold me , please ? jack : hey , you 're safe now . tess : you have such a sad look on your face . jack : yeah , well , i was worried about you when i saw you in caleb 's arms . you were so pale . tess : i 'm fine now . and i 'll never leave you . you own my heart , jack . jack : well , i have to get you better , because i owe you a honeymoon . tess : i love you . jack : i love you , too . jack : what ? what is it ? [ scene_break ] joshua : so ? are you looking for something ? alison : well -- elizabeth : i was looking for a book that i left . joshua : which is it ? alison : both . we were n't looking for the same thing . joshua : why do i always get the feeling that you never tell me the truth ? alison : what ? elizabeth : do n't talk to my daughter like that . we do n't have to tell you anything . you are hired help . joshua : careful . you 're getting hysterical . elizabeth : you know , ca n't you understand this is a very difficult time for us ? this place holds very painful memories and we 're just trying to get some peace , but instead all we get is you hovering around us like some ominous cloud . oh , i 'm getting off this yacht and away from you . come on , alison , we 're going to take a launch back to the hotel . let 's go . joshua : annoying , stupid woman . i do n't know why stephen puts up with her . ugh . man : was everything satisfactory with the boat , sir ? i gave it a thorough cleaning as you instructed . joshua : yes . have the police been making any inquiries about the elusive prince ? man : yes , sir , but i told them i have n't seen you -- i mean , him . joshua : good man . all of this is for you . i 'll be in touch if i need anything . rafe : he and caleb are involved in this up to their eyes . joshua : bad move , angel face . you lose . [ next_on ] elizabeth : she 's very much in love with rafe . joshua : he is her brother . elizabeth : well , she came here to prove that he 's not . joshua : really ? alison : we got to figure out how to get you out of these chains . singer : surrender alison : they 're back . it 's too late .
jack confronts kevin about why he 's changed so much and accuses him of not caring about anyone . kevin insists that he does care about livvie , and he 's well aware that tess has her . jack insists that his bride would never hurt anyone . kevin warns him that caleb will take her away and that jack wo n't be able to do anything about it . on the other hand , kevin may be his last chance . jack points out that he trusts kevin even less than he trusts caleb . meanwhile , when reese catches marissa going through her bag , marissa covers by accusing her of theft . reese threatens to tell stephen that she 's been snooping around , but she backs down when marissa calls her bluff . marissa leaves with a roll of film she took from reese 's bag . upset about finding her at the rehearsal hall , jamal finally manages to convey the importance of staying away . caz and reese decide to keep an eye on the lyricist and take action if necessary . watching over the sleeping tess , caleb confesses that he was wrong to ! try to separate olivia from her . after he kisses her lips , she opens her eyes . caleb admits that he does n't want livvie back if it means losing tess . tess realizes that he saved her life , but she does n't know why . hearing something in her room , jack rushes in , but he finds her alone . as they embrace , caleb watches from outside the window .
ian : it 's not stopping -- the -- the example is -- um -- is -- ok . [ ian sighs ] ian : ok . [ ian sighs ] ian : so i 'm a vampire . at least i 'm an irish vampire . i got that going for us . all right . [ knock on door ] ian : go away . [ knock ] ian : i said go away ! [ glass breaks ] [ knock ] [ knock ] ian : what ? lucy : hi . yes , thank you , i will come in . thank you . ian : i -- i thought you were with kevin . lucy : i -- yeah , i was . i -- i was , because i thought maybe he , you know , needed some help or comfort with all the stuff going on with livvie and tess , but i guess i was wrong . ian : what happened ? lucy : i do n't know . i do n't know him anymore . i do n't care about that right now . i want to help you . look at you . i want to help you focus on your research . are you ok ? have you made any progress here ? i 'm here just to help , ok ? ian : no , no progress , nothing . no . no . lucy : well , then , i 'll do something for you . i 'll help you with it . you know , you will make progress if i -- ian : you ca n't . lucy : hey , i 'm not a doctor , but i can help . i could take notes or -- ian : thank you , lucy . thank -- no , thanks . lucy : ian , what is going on ? ian : just go , please . lucy : no . no , not -- not like this . why are you acting like this ? ian : because this stuff , it -- it works for a little while , i do n't know . and after that , i do n't -- i do n't know . i do n't want to hurt you . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : stop asking me about alison . joshua : elizabeth , i am concerned about her . elizabeth : oh , i 'm very well aware of your concern for her . joshua : well , if you wo n't go next door and see if she 's all right -- elizabeth : she has every right to stay in her room if she wants to . joshua : she has been totally distracted on this entire trip . elizabeth : joshua , leave her alone . joshua : elizabeth -- elizabeth : stay away from my daughter . joshua : i believe that is her choice . elizabeth : she 's not remotely interested in you . joshua : you do n't know that . we 've been alone together . elizabeth : do n't flatter yourself . she 's very much in love with rafe . joshua : he is her brother . elizabeth : well , she came here to prove that he 's not . joshua : really ? elizabeth : yes . she 's not over him , and she 's not going to get over him . and as soon as she gets the proof , they 'll be back together . she 's going to find that out . joshua : i would n't be too sure of that if i were you . [ scene_break ] alison : rafe ? rafe , it 's me . are you there ? alison : he should 've been back by now from the yacht . that is if everything 's ok . [ scene_break ] captain : wake up , bambino . finito il pisolino . time to get up . rafe : what 's going on ? captain : my boss wanted to make sure you were awake . rafe : what for ? captain : the grand finale . the main event . now we 're going to find out if you can swim with those chains on . [ scene_break ] lucy : why are you being so damned stubborn ? i told you that i was going to help you and that you were not going to go through this alone , and you are not going through all of this alone . ian : no , i will . i can , and i will . lucy : no -- ian : you need to leave now . lucy : what ? i need -- what are you doing ? if the situation was reversed , you would n't just leave me like this . i know you would n't . you would n't do that to me . so what 's happened ? the last time i was here , we -- you asked me if i would wait for you , and i said i would . i want to , so what has happened to that ? what is wrong with -- what is wrong with your hand ? what -- oh , my -- what happened ? ian : i was holding a bottle in my hand and i -- do you remember when we were in the park ? and i was standing with you , you know , when chris was learning to fly ? and i was with you , and then i was over there with him , holding him with one hand , and i do n't know where that strength came from . and i do n't know where it went . and -- i do n't know when it 's coming back , and i ca n't control it . lucy : ok , but you 're drinking the water . does that help ? ian : i know i 'm drinking the -- [ lucy gasps ] ian : i ca n't stand the water ! i ca n't stand the way it makes me feel because i ca n't focus on anything . i ca n't focus on my research , i ca n't be a doctor , and i -- i ca n't -- i ca n't find comfort in the woman i love because i 'm afraid i 'm going to crush her . so this is it for me . this is my life now . i 'm trapped in here like an animal and i ca n't get out . lucy : ok . hey , ok . you 're right , you 're right , you 're right . just -- what you need is to get out of here . you need a complete change . that 's what you need . ian : what are you talking about ? lucy : just -- here . sit down . sit down , just -- please , sit down . hey . ca n't you just try and listen to me , just for a minute , please ? ian : ok . lucy : ok . what i think you need right now is a change . i think you need a whole complete change of scenery . ian : a change of scenery ? ahem . well , that 's perfect . that 's -- no , you 're right . i 'm sorry , this is silly . you 're right . that 's what i said , change of scenery . and you know what ? i 'll go to the beach . a vampire on the beach , they love that . they do . no , i 'm wrong . i should go to the mountains . mountains are nice this time of year , especially . you know what i 'll do ? i 'll build a tree house for myself . it 'd be a nice place to live . oh , you know , i do n't have to build a tree house , because you know why ? i have a cabin . i 'll go there . i 'll stay there . lucy : ok , can you stop ? are you done ? ian : i 'm done . lucy : good . because listen , the cabin a good idea . you need to leave here . you need to get as far away from caleb as you can and still be able to get back if you have to . you get away from the hospital and away from all your responsibilities as a doctor . you get away from kevin and all of that mess . you get away from everything , and you go up to the cabin , where it 's peaceful . i mean , look at you . i can tell by the look on your face , you did n't even think of that idea , did you , now ? ian : no , i did n't . lucy : danny 's ok , too . he 's fine . he 's in new york . tim got him very safe . and the girls are fine . they 're with lee and gail . so we 're going to go up to that cabin and we 're going to be fine . it 'll be a whole complete change . it 'll do us good . ian : you know , part of that 's a good idea . lucy : i think it 's a real good idea . you 're just mad because you did n't think of it . and when we get there , i promise i 'll make it better . i 'll try . we 'll make it better , ok ? ian : yeah . lucy : ok , so i 'm going to go race and get my bag , and i will meet you back here . ian : no -- no . that 's not what we 're doing . lucy : what do you mean , that 's not what we 're doing ? ian : you 're not coming with me . i 'm going alone . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : and what makes you so sure they are brother and sister ? joshua : all the evidence speaks for itself . but what i do find puzzling is why she chose to lie to stephen and myself about why she 's on this trip . elizabeth : huh . well , i guess you 'll just have to stay puzzled . joshua : any more lies i should know about ? elizabeth : well , actually , there is something , and i should tell you because you 're going to find out anyway . we 're plotting to overthrow the government . joshua : i do n't find you the slightest bit amusing . elizabeth : you know , that 's odd because i find you hilarious . what goes on in that measly little brain of yours ? joshua : there is only one thing in my mind and that is to do my job -- and that is to protect stephen clay . elizabeth : protect him from what ? from alison ? from me ? i mean , i know you do n't approve of me , but -- joshua : well , actually , the truth be told , in the beginning , by the time i got used to the fact you were going to marry him , i thought it would be a good thing . you might help him to forget . elizabeth : well , as usual , you were wrong . joshua : no , but i am right when i say you 've never been able to please a man . elizabeth : what would you know about relationships ? if i recall , you do n't even have a life . joshua : ok . we can trade insults or we can take a break and have a drink . elizabeth : no , thank you . joshua : oh , go on . come on , please . you look as if you could use a stiff one . elizabeth : on second thought , i 'd love one . joshua : i wo n't make it too strong . elizabeth : no , do n't worry . you 're not going to make it at all . knowing you , you 'll put something in it if i 'd give you half a chance . joshua : oh , what a shame . and i thought we were about to kiss and make up . elizabeth : that 'll be the day . bottoms up . joshua : as long as it 's not yours . cheers . elizabeth : oh , wow . that -- that just tastes -- oh -- ugh -- ugh ! joshua : oh , well . time for bed , elizabeth . you need to get your beauty rest , as if there are enough hours in the day . you know , you 're almost attractive with your mouth closed . has anyone ever told you that ? well , pretty soon , everything will be back to normal . [ scene_break ] [ rafe grunts ] rafe : whoa , whoa , whoa . hold on . come on , we can make a deal , all right ? captain : you have nothing to offer me . rafe : if you let me talk to you , i think we can work something out . captain : oh , stop it . stop your whining . we all have to come to meet our end sometime , and your time -- [ phone rings ] [ speaking italian ] captain : ok , now what ? [ speaking italian ] do n't worry . little problem on deck . i 'm not forgetting about you . rafe : good , ca n't wait . now all i have to do is figure out how to -- alison : hey , hey . it 's just me . rafe : what are you doing here ? alison : look , i got to figure out how to get you out of these chains . rafe : get out of here before that goon comes back ! alison : what has he done to you ? he 's -- they 're not going to . i 've tied them up for a little while . now just let me figure out how to do this . [ the captain approaches ] alison : they 're back . they 're here . rafe : alison , hurry . ok , just go . go . alison : i do n't know what to do . it 's too late . [ scene_break ] lucy : no . i am not letting you go up to the cabin , or anywhere else for that matter , by yourself , not alone . ian : i 'm not asking you . i 'm telling you . come on , if i 'm going to figure this out , i 'm going to have to do it on my own . i do n't need a distraction , temptation . i -- you know i 'm right about that . lucy : no , no -- you know , you 're not always right . i do n't want you up there completely isolated , no . ian : why not ? lucy : i have to spell it out for you ? ok -- elizabeth . you almost bit her . we both know that if you had bitten elizabeth , you would have become a full- fledged -- ian : become a full - fledged vampire , i know . i know . it 's just another reason not to be around anybody . and plus , i 'm drinking the water , so i 'm not biting anyone . lucy : what about when the water runs out ? ian : i 'll call you . ok ? i need to do this alone . lucy : i -- you know , i can understand that part , but i need -- i need to help you do it . i need to be with you . i -- i want to . and this is n't really about me this time , is it ? ian : no . will you do me a favor ? lucy : anything . ian : give me a ride up there . lucy : see , that 's a good idea because i can drive you up and help you get settled in -- ian : and then you 'll come straight back . lucy : if i leave you and come straight back , then how -- i mean , if you want to -- ian : i 'll come back when i 'm ready . lucy : you 'll call me ? ian : i promise . lucy : are you sure this is what you want ? ian : it is . [ scene_break ] rafe : ok , get ready when i say so . sailor : capitano , venga subito , e l'allarme . captain : ma abbiamo gia contorollato ogni cabina . [ the captain walks away ] rafe : what the heck did you do ? alison : i did what i had to . i called the bridge and told them there was a fire . then i went and smashed the alarm . rafe : you what ? alison : i did ! i just needed to keep -- make sure that they were looking for something , and they are , but we 're going to run out of time really soon . rafe : ok , all right , you did your stuff . thanks . now can you go ? please ? alison : no ! no , i wo n't leave you here ! rafe : yes , yes , that 's exactly what you 're going to do . ok ? i can take care of myself . i 'm fine . alison : oh , yeah ? you are ? you do n't look so fine to me . rafe : i 'm ok . this is where i want to be . now , before i got knocked out , i heard that the captain is on joshua 's payroll . alison : joshua 's ? rafe : yeah . and if he 's on joshua 's payroll -- alison : then that means that he 's really working for caleb . wait , rafe , my -- my father died on this yacht . he and my mother were -- were on this ship . do you think that that means , then , that joshua and caleb killed my father ? rafe : well , it -- it adds up . alison : my god . but caleb only came to port charles a short time ago . i mean , if what you 're saying is really true , then -- rafe : it means that he was setting us up long before we even knew he was back . alison : oh , my god . rafe : hey . i 'm sorry , alison . look , it 's going to be ok . alison : yeah -- rafe : all right ? we are so close to getting what we want . alison : yeah , and we 're going to be able to be together , just like you said . rafe : yeah . now , what i need you to do is go back to the hotel , lock the door , and do n't let anybody in , all right ? i 'm staying here . alison : but i ca n't -- rafe : no , no . no more buts , ok ? now , there 's proof on this boat about you and me and about what happened to your father . i can sense it . alison : rafe , i can not just leave you here . rafe : yes , you can . it 's exactly what you 're going to do . now trust me . i got a plan . [ scene_break ] joshua : what are you saying , captain ? no no , let the girl leave . she can come back here , and i will deal with her . now i want you to take care of the other one and do it as quickly as possible . yes , that 's right -- kill him . [ scene_break ] lucy : ooh . ian : oh -- i 'm sorry . did you get all the bags ? i 'm -- i was -- lucy : i got everything . i think i 'm done . i did it . i 'll help you unload this stuff . i 'm glad you got the fire going . it is so cold out there . ian : what are these ? lucy : what do you mean , what are those ? those are very expensive , delicious , yummy chocolates . ian : chocolates ? lucy : mm - hmm . ian : i thought you were just getting staples . lucy : uh - oh . you really do n't believe that chocolate is a staple ? well , you 're going to have to change your mind . here -- try it . ian : i like the white ones . lucy : oh , ok . i 'll eat this one . you try that one . mmm . mmm , mine 's better . mmm . see ? see ? ooh . ian : it 's perfect . lucy : yours is better . ian : hmm . lucy : i do n't think i can -- i mean , i have to do this , do n't i ? i got to go , so -- i do n't want to leave you . i hate this more than you know . i feel like i 'm abandoning you or something . ok , so -- ian : hmm ? lucy : you got everything you need , right ? ian : well , i used to live in the jungle . i think i 'll be fine if i run out of milk . lucy : ok . i -- i 'm going to miss you . be careful , ok ? what is it ? what 's going on ? ian : oh , no , i 'm just a little shaky . i 'm going to have some of caleb 's water . lucy : ok . [ ian sighs ] ian : oh , my god . lucy : what ? ian : the water 's everywhere . it 's -- lucy : oh , my god ! wait a minute -- ian : the cold must 've cracked them . lucy : there has to be one that has something left . ian : it 's all gone , lucy . [ scene_break ] rafe : come on , capitano . do n't make me wait . captain : all right , signore . rafe : whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa ! you said i was going to learn how to swim . you did n't say anything about a gun . captain : change of plan . rafe : a change ? captain : yeah . i do n't just throw you overboard . i shoot you first . rafe : huh . shoot me ? captain : yeah . looks like the boss does n't like you very much now come on . let 's go . rafe : no , whoa , whoa , whoa ! you know what ? you do n't want to do this . you do n't want to do this . captain : how do you americans say -- come si dice ? -- `` want to bet ? `` rafe : i 'll take that bet . captain : what ? rafe : i 'm not going anywhere , and you 're not going to hurt anybody . [ speaking italian ] captain : and you 're going to stop me how ? now move . rafe : nah , i do n't feel like it . i tried to be nice about this . captain : then i kill you right where you -- what in hell ? rafe : more like what in heaven . now -- ahem -- let 's start this conversation all over again . [ scene_break ] alison : mother ? where are you ? i need to ask you something . are you here ? joshua : alison , my dear . there you are . i 've been waiting for you . alison : joshua . joshua : you really should 've come to dinner , you know . we had a lovely time . i missed you . alison : what are you doing here ? where 's my mother ? joshua : you two should 've left well enough alone . [ next_on ] joshua : i was so looking forward to having you as my friend . and now it 's all got to end this way . lucy : let me love again . singer : surrender
when rafe does n't return from the yacht , alison takes off to look for him . elizabeth orders joshua to leave her daughter alone , but he insists that it 's alison 's decision to make , not hers . trying to get him to back off from his obvious efforts to seduce alison , elizabeth spills the beans about her daughter 's real reason for travelling to capri . joshua insists that she wo n't find what she 's looking for . he tricks elizabeth into having another drugged drink . on the yacht , the captain prepares to throw a chained rafe overboard . his plan is interrupted by a problem on deck , which was arranged by alison . rafe informs her that the captain is on joshua 's payroll , and she concludes that caleb and joshua probably killed her father . alison wants to rescue rafe , but he assures her that he has a plan . he sends her back to her room and tells her to lock herself in . after receiving orders to kill rafe as soon as possible , the captain points a gun at him . rafe magically removes the chains , and the gun flies from the captain 's hand . instead of going straight to her own room , alison rushes to her mother 's room and is caught by joshua , who tells her that she should n't have interfered . back in port charles , ian 's research is n't going well . when lucy stops by to help , ian insists that there 's nothing she can do . frustrated , he admits to feeling like a trapped animal . believing that a change of scenery would do him good , lucy urges him to go to his cabin , where he can continue his research in peace . agreeing , ian asks her to drive him there , but he wo n't let her stay with him . at the cabin , they discover that the extreme cold has cracked all the water bottles , and every drop of the special water is gone .
lucy : so they all cracked ? ian : yep , they all cracked in the cold . lucy : ok . you can get more , right ? ian : sure . i 'll just go to the vampire store and pick some . lucy : hey , it 's going to be ok . i 'll just drive you back down . we 'll go back down and get some more . i 'm just -- i 'm going to clean this up . you do n't want this sitting like this . ian : i 'll get the car started . lucy : ok . [ lucy sighs ] lucy : great . this is -- this is great . just perfect . just what he needs . the one thing that keeps him completely able to function , and we do n't have any more of it . do n't panic . stay very calm . everything 's going to be fine . ok . what ? what is it ? ian : the car wo n't start . lucy : what do you mean , it wo n't start ? ian : battery 's dead . lucy : all right . ok . that 's ok . when i need help , i call for help , so i 'm going to call for help . do n't worry . hello ? hello ? ian : what 's wrong ? lucy : nothing . this phone just happens to be dead , but i have my cell pho .. ian : ah -- lucy : it 's ok , i have my cell phone . it 'll be just fine . it 's out of range . there 's no signal . [ scene_break ] captain : what do you want ? rafe : well , it 's simple . i want you to tell me everything you know about joshua temple , stephen clay , and malcolm barrington . captain : i do n't know anything . rafe : well , maybe if i call the polizia , that would jog your memory . they 'd be very interested to know how you had me tied up in chains and then were going to shoot me . captain : oh ! [ speaking italian ] captain : what are you ? rafe : i 'm your worst nightmare , buddy . now , we can do this the hard way , or we can do it the easy way . but either way , you 're going to fill in the blanks . [ scene_break ] joshua : you two should have keep your pretty little noses out of this . alison : ok , i do n't know what you 're talking about , but i want to know what you 're doing here in my mother 's room . joshua : uh - uh - uh . that big wide - eyed thing might work wonders with your slayer , but you know what ? it leaves me stone cold . alison : mother ? mother ! mother ! [ scene_break ] tess : i 'm fine . i can walk all by myself , really . jack : no . they would n't let you walk out of the hospital , and you 're not walking here . tess : that 's because they say it was hospital policy . jack : well , this is my policy . besides , i like to carry you . it kind of makes up for not carrying you over the threshold on our wedding night . so , would you like me to cook you some dinner ? give you a massage ? tess : i have a secret . jack : oh . tess : i like it when you carry me , too . it makes me feel close to you . [ scene_break ] jack : hey . you ok ? tess : mm - hmm . jack : is there anything else you need ? tess : well , i would like it if you did n't worry about me so much . i do n't think the hospital would have let me go if they did n't know i was ok . jack : i 'm busted . it 's just that i guess i realized how close i came to losing you . tess : you ca n't lose me because i have n't been lost since the day you found me . jack : yeah , but -- tess : hey -- jack : caleb . tess : no . listen , i told you , caleb wo n't hurt me again . jack : after what he -- tess : no . that was then , jack , this is now . and you have to believe me when i tell you he is not going to hurt me . jack : tess , i love you . i do believe you . when it comes to caleb , i know him . i know how he operates , especially when he wants something . tess : jack , remember when we were in the cave and when i got scared , you would tell me my favorite love story and i would feel better ? jack : do you want me to tell you a story ? tess : no , it 's my turn . i want to tell you my favorite love story . [ scene_break ] lucy : you 're absolutely sure a bottle did n't just fall out in the trunk or anything ? ian : i checked . lucy : ok . so , what are we going to do ? ian : we 're not going to do anything . i 'm going to hike down the mountain and get some help . lucy : no . no , you 're not . ian : why not ? what are you -- i do n't have a choice . lucy : you always have a choice . besides , you ca n't just leave me up here alone without any help . i mean , without you , i -- i do n't want to be without you . ian : oh , it 's hardly roughing it . you 've got almost a full box of chocolates . i think you 're going to be fine . lucy : no , i would n't be fine . see ? that just goes to show you how much you do n't know about me yet . ian : what do you suggest we do ? lucy : i suggest we just spend the night here . ian : no , we 're not . lucy : yeah , it 's ok . i 'll get you through tonight . ian : no , we 're not . i 'm afraid -- i 'm -- lucy : i know you 're afraid , but it 's ok . i -- i am fine with it . you ca n't bite me , and i know you wo n't hurt me . and we 'll wait till the sun comes up , and then we can see where we 're going , it 'll be warmer , and then we 'll just hike down the mountain together . ian : hiking down together ? i 'm glad you brought your hiking boots . that 'll be fun . lucy : you know , you would be surprised what i can do in these boots . come on , we can do this . ian : you 're a wonder , lucy . lucy : all right . it 's a good idea . see ? you 're just uncomfortable because you hate it that i keep having these good ideas , right ? hey , it 's going to be ok . ian : i do n't know if i can get through this . lucy : i 'm going to get you through this . i swear to you i will . lucy : i -- well , you know , i do n't cook . i make a mean sandwich , though . ian : tuna sandwich ? i do n't think it 's going to do it . lucy : yeah , hey , it -- look , dolphin - free . it 's -- ian : oh . good . lucy : i know you 're not thinking about anything like that . i was just trying to do something to help with the hunger . ian : what i 'm hungry for does n't come in a can . lucy : there has to be something we can do . i bet you have some cards around here . we can play poker . i 'm kind of good at -- scrabble ! look at this . you have scrabble . i love this game . it 's the one game i 'm pretty good at . ian : maybe i should put my hand in the fire . it 's going to make me forget that my insides are feeling like i 'm -- like i 'm being torn to shreds . lucy : tell me something i can do , anything . just -- i want to do something . ian : i 've got to say something while i still can . lucy : no . you do n't have to say anything to -- ian : no , i do have to , i do . when eve died , i thought that was it . i did n't think i could love again . i did n't think there could be a woman could make me feel that way . and -- you got to promise me something . lucy : ok , i -- i promise you anything . ian : whatever happens tonight , whatever i say and do or think to do , please remember i 'm the man who only wants the best for you . oh . but if things get too bad , you got to promise that you 'll run and not turn back . and i promise that -- that i will remember you as the woman that allowed me to love again . that 's -- lucy : no . listen to me . do n't do that . do n't pull away from me . let me love again . [ scene_break ] alison : mother ? wake up . what did you do to her ? joshua : she drinks too much . alison : no . first my father , and now my mother . i know you did something to her . what did you give her ? joshua : uh - uh - uh . now , you are skating on thin ice , you and your slayer . small - time version of nick and nora charles . and now you 're making such wild accusations . alison : these are not wild accusations at all . you and caleb killed my father , and we 'll prove it . joshua : you would have been much happier if you 'd stayed home . and much more alive , might i add . alison : i 'm not afraid of you , joshua . you 're a nobody . you 're a nothing . you could n't even blow your own nose if stephen were n't to give you the tissue . joshua : how disappointing . i was so looking forward to having you as my friend . and now it 's all got to end this way . [ scene_break ] rafe : now , listen to me , dante . now that you 've seen what i 'm capable of , you need to start talking . so tell me how you met malcolm barrington . and was it stephen or joshua who came to you about arranging his murder ? dante : i ca n't . rafe : see , now , that 's the last thing i want to hear . dante : i 'm afraid . rafe : did they say -- they said they 'd kill you ? dante : my family . rafe : well , you know , there are options . dante : what options ? rafe : well , just listen to me for a second . you can tell me what i need to know , and then you can take your family and just go far away and never break the law again . dante : no . what if -- rafe : your cohorts will never know where you and your family are , and they 'll never know where i got the information . i will do my best to ensure that . or , you know , you can continue on the path you 're on , and we all know where that leads , right , dante ? so , come on , what do you say ? [ scene_break ] tess : once upon a time in an enchanted forest far away , there lived a girl . and she was terribly lonely and she did n't even know it . jack : ok , hold on one second . how did she not know it ? tess : because she knew almost nothing about anything . until one day a prince came along . jack : oh , wow . a real prince , huh ? tess : mm - hmm . a real -- a real prince . and this smart and beautiful and amazing man fell right into the heart of her world , and he brought all these gifts with him . jack : what kind of gifts ? tess : well , he brought her words and friendship and the stars at night . and you know what else he brought her ? he brought her promises made of kisses . jack : what else ? tess : oh , let 's see . he brought her smiles and chocolate ice cream -- jack : ooh . tess : which soon became her favorite . and he taught her high - fives and thanksgiving and leaves that turned yellow and gold . but there was a problem because she did n't have anything to give him except for her love . jack : and she definitely gave that to him . tess : she gave him huge buckets of love because he was the kindest , sweetest prince in the whole entire world , who believed in his heart and went after what was right . jack : well , that seems too good to be true . tess : it is -- it 's true . it 's so true that she even married him . jack : then what happened ? tess : they lived happily ever after . i mean , is n't that how stories are supposed to end ? jack : i hope that 's true . tess : then that 's how it will be . [ scene_break ] caleb : sweet tess , this is all for you . [ scene_break ] ian : think about this . lucy : i do n't need to think about this . what if you 're right ? what if all we 'll ever have is right now , tonight ? i do n't want to live with that regret . ian : so beautiful . singer : we should be right here , get through all this fear one of these days , 'cause when it comes around , we should be right here , one of these days , this could be heaven , this could be heaven singer : living for the part , giving from the heart , now and forever , but if we let it wait too long , what we have is gone , memory only , this could be heaven . maybe we can start a life today , this could be heaven , love instead of throwing it all away , this could be heaven , whoever thought we would get this far ? trying for all these years , the thought that we would fade away was more than i could bear , i would do anything if you would stay , if you 'd stay . [ scene_break ] rafe : so this is it . dante : yeah . rafe : then go . take your wife and bambinos -- take them someplace far away from here , all right ? dante : i will . rafe : ok . dante : what about you ? rafe : me ? i 'm about to get the proof i need so i can finally be with the woman i love . that 's all i really wanted . i 'll never forget your help . grazie . dante : buona fortuna . rafe : hey , dante . keep them safe , ok ? and every day tell them you love them . because , really , at the end of the day , that 's all that matters . [ scene_break ] joshua : of course , there is one way you can still get out of this . alison : i would rather be dead . joshua : oh , you have that to look forward to . you know , i 've turned prettier heads than yours . alison : do n't think for a second , joshua , that you 're going to get away with this . joshua : no . but i 'll have my way with you , and then i 'll kill you . wham , bam , p.s . , she 's dead . and your slayer is n't even here to save you . alison : no , but he did give me a message that he wanted me to give to you . joshua : ah ! [ alison screams ] alison : no ! get away from me ! [ elizabeth hisses ] [ joshua screams ] [ scene_break ] caleb : hello , tess . i 'm glad you came . [ next_on ] lucy : coming . alison : all right . singer : surrender caleb : elizabeth , open up . it 's me .
ian and lucy ca n't drive back to port charles for more of the special water because the car battery is dead . they decide to spend the night at the cabin , then go for help in the daylight . lucy 's efforts to distract ian from the pain and hunger are useless . ian admits that he never expected to love again after losing eve , but lucy is the woman who changed that . he tries to push her away out of fear for her safety , but lucy asks him to let her love again . they make love in front of the fire . when jack takes tess home from the hospital , she asks him to stop worrying about her so much . she tries to assure him that caleb wo n't ever hurt her again , but jack does n't believe that . while they sleep , caleb turns into a bat to get the attention of his sweet tess . when she finds him , she 's delighted to see that he has a horse and sleigh waiting for her . in capri , rafe persuades the captain to tell him what he knows about caleb , joshua , and malcolm . dante , the captain , fears for the lives of his wife and children , but he takes rafe 's advice to take his family and go far away . he takes rafe to malcolm 's unmarked grave . joshua threatens alison , who finds her mother unconscious on the floor . alison demands to know what he did to her ; she already knows that he and caleb killed her father . joshua challenges her to prove it . furious about her insults , joshua lecherously informs her of his intention to have her and then kill her . to his horror , elizabeth comes to her daughter 's rescue by sinking her fangs into his neck .
gail : oh , kevin . oh -- kevin : hi , gail . gail : oh , i am so glad to find you . i was looking for you . have you spoken to lucy ? kevin : no . we 're having some problems right now . gail : oh , right , i 'm sorry . yes , i -- i guess maybe that 's why she needed a little time to get away . kevin : away ? gail : she went to a cabin outside of town , but she said she 'd be back tonight and it 's just getting so late , kevin . kevin : she 's not home yet ? gail : uh - uh . oh , she already planned to let the kids spend the night with lee and me , but she said she would call us when she got home . kevin : have you tried calling her ? gail : oh , yes . she left me the number of the cabin , but i ca n't get through . and i just now called the phone company , and the line is dead . kevin : well , what about her cell phone ? gail : that 's still way out of range . it 's just that i expected she 'd be on her way home by now , so i 'm kind of worried . kevin : well , you 're right , gail . that 's not like lucy at all . gail : kevin , look , she -- she left me this contact list of information , so i 'll give it to you . i mean , i do n't know -- what should we ? ? kevin : you go be with lee and the girls . i 'll call you as soon as i know . [ scene_break ] lucy : so , how are you feeling ? ian : how do you think i 'm feeling ? lucy : oh -- i do n't know . i hope , good ? ian : great . lucy : great ? ian : uh - huh . lucy : really ? you do n't -- you do n't feel any pain ? really ? you 're not hurting anywhere ? you 're not -- ian : no . i 'm not -- i do n't feel any pain . lucy : you do n't feel -- you do n't at all ? ian : no . i do n't -- i feel like a new man , like i 've never been bitten . lucy : how is that possible ? ian : i do n't know . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : sorry , baby . alison : oh , my god . you killed joshua . [ scene_break ] tess : it 's so beautiful . caleb : i was hoping you 'd like it . tess : you did this for me ? why ? caleb : i want to try and do something to make up for what i did to you , something that i thought you 'd like . caleb : will you join me , tess ? [ scene_break ] lucy : oh , whoa , whoa . ian : what ? lucy : are you -- you 're serious ? ian : uh - huh . lucy : you really feel good ? ian : i feel normal . i -- there 's no hunger , no pain , nothing . lucy : nothing ? none of the symptoms ? nothing ? ian : not now , no . not for the time being . lucy : well , what -- hey , maybe that big bat caleb died and that means you 'll be free forever , that 's why . ian : yeah , well , we do n't know . we ca n't -- we do n't know that . we do n't know what happened or how long it 's going to last . lucy : right . i do n't care . i 'm just glad , but it 's got to mean something really good , does n't it ? ian : i think it 's you . lucy : me ? no , no . why ? what , because i 'm a slayer or -- you know what i think ? i think it 's you . ian : no . lucy : i do . no , because you put up such a brave , wonderful fight against all of this , so it 's got to be you . ian : no -- lucy : yes . ian : it 's you because it feels so good to be with you . lucy : oh , ian . ian : i do n't want to think about the symptoms . i -- i just want to think about you . that 's all . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : you must think i 'm some kind of a monster . i am a monster . i killed him ! i 've been lying to you , alison . i did n't want you to know that i 'm -- alison : i already know . i know you 're a vampire . i 've known for a while . elizabeth : how did you know ? alison : because of all the -- the strange way you 've been acting , and that water -- you were disguising -- elizabeth : i did n't want you to find out . i thought you were going to hate me . all i 've ever wanted is just to be a mother . and now you 're just going to be disgusted with me . you 're going to be afraid of me . alison : no , i 'm not . no , i 'm not -- i 'm not afraid of you . i want to help you . elizabeth : you ca n't help me , alison do n't you get it ? you ca n't help me ! if anything , you 've got to get out of here . you just -- just go , ok ? get out ! alison : no , no , no , i wo n't leave you . i promise . elizabeth : you have to get out of here , alison . you 've got to forget about me , ok ? you 've got to . if you do n't , you 're going to get hurt ! alison : you wo n't hurt me , i promise you -- elizabeth : i 'm not your mother anymore ! i killed someone ! i killed him ! alison : listen to me . listen to me . listen -- i want you to listen to me . you did not kill this man . you did not kill him . you saved me . elizabeth : i was just so scared . i thought he was going to kill you . alison : i know , i know . it 's ok . elizabeth : i was just so scared . alison : i know , it 's ok . really . ok , i was scared , too . elizabeth : listen , alison , i am still scared . it is not safe for you to be here because once stephen finds out -- alison : he 's not going to find out . elizabeth : he will ! alison : no , he wo n't ! elizabeth : he has a way . he always knows . alison : listen to me . we will find a way to deal with this together , you and me . i will not let you do this alone . [ scene_break ] caleb : i want to thank you for giving me a chance to tell you i 'm sorry while you 're awake . tess : i think i heard you even when my eyes were closed . and i do believe you are sorry . caleb : i should n't have tried so hard to reach olivia . i do n't want anything else to happen to you , tess . tess : i know you do n't . and you do n't want anything to happen to livvie , either . caleb : no , i do n't . tess : you love her , stephen , and she loved you . but you hurt each other with your love , and that 's why i ca n't let her come out . that 's why i have to keep her safe inside me , and that 's why you have to let her go . caleb : this is the place i wanted to share with you . i thought maybe when you see it , maybe you would n't think i 'm so bad . tess : i do n't think you 're bad , stephen . you just have to learn a better way to love . caleb : beautiful , is n't it ? tess : yeah . all the lights in the city look like twinkling stars . caleb : and then there 's all the stars above shining down . tess : it feels like everything 's connected from up here , like everything 's part of a whole . caleb : you see , those are the lights in the park . tess : and that 's -- i see the boats on the river . i think -- i think my house is right down there . this is so beautiful . tess : did you see that ? caleb : what ? tess : a star just fell out of the sky . caleb : you know what you get to do when you see a shooting star , right ? tess : no . caleb : you get to make a wish . go ahead , make a wish . caleb : i bet i know what you wished for . tess : what ? caleb : for everyone to be happy . tess : i think everyone could be happy if they could see all the beauty the world has to offer . i mean , look at -- look at the moonlight on the water . it 's so still and peaceful . now the -- the lights going out in the houses . looks like they 're dancing . you must think i 'm silly . caleb : why would i think that ? tess : because i 'm still so surprised about so many things , things that everyone is used to . caleb : no . actually , i -- i think it 's kind of sweet how you look at the world with such wonderment . tess : do you wish you could ? caleb : oh , i think it 's a little late for me , tess . tess : does n't have to be . caleb : well , maybe you could help me -- help me see the world through your eyes . tess : that would be nice . tess : thank you for this . caleb : it 's been my pleasure . the stars do seem a little brighter already . tess : that 's good . caleb : oh -- would you -- would you like to go for a walk or something ? tess : oh , no . i have to get home to jack . are you coming ? caleb : no . you go ahead . tess : thank you again . caleb : it 's olivia that you want . not tess . olivia . [ scene_break ] ian : hi . lucy : hi . you have a lot of energy , you know ? ian : i feel amazing . you feel amazing . lucy : you are amazing . you , you -- i -- i need to say something to you , ok ? ian : ok . lucy : you know how you said that you 've been wanting me for a very long time ? ian : uh - huh . lucy : um -- i -- i have been waiting you for a very , very long time , too . and now that we 've , you know , done what we 've done -- ian : yeah . lucy : i mean , it 's just so amazing , and i 'm so happy because i hated seeing you in all that pain . ian : well , i 'm not in pain now . not now . no , not at all . lucy : really , are you sure ? no -- no symptoms ? ian : no no . and can i say something ? lucy : please . ian : i do n't know what 's more painful , my insides tearing out like that or not being able to be with you . lucy : i am so very , very glad . ian : uh - huh . lucy : but you know what i think we need to do ? we have to think about this . there is some reason this has happened and you say maybe it 's me , but -- or us together . i do n't know . i think we need to investigate this , at least figure out why it 's happening . ian : did you say something ? lucy : maybe we should investigate all that later . what do you want to do ? ian : um -- why do n't we take a shower ? yeah ? lucy : i 'll meet you in there . ian : ok . lucy : ok . i 'll be right there . lucy : who could that be ? lucy : coming . [ scene_break ] caleb : you were just this part of olivia i had to get rid of . i never gave you a second thought , tess . amazing . all right , focus . focus . do n't forget about what 's going on the other half of the world . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : can we hide him ? there 's no way . alison : we need to get rid of this body . listen to me -- elizabeth : he 's going to question me ! he 's going to want to know ! alison : shh ! you can not go back to port charles , and you can not talk to stephen anymore . elizabeth : i ca n't hide from him . he 's going to find me . alison : ok , fine . fine , fine , fine , fine . elizabeth : i 'm going to have to face him , ok ? alison : ok . yeah , you 're right . you will . but you have to be very , very , very careful , and you have to pretend like you do n't know where joshua is . can you do that ? elizabeth : of course i can . alison : can you ? you need to go back to stephen and break all ties with him and tell him you want out of this marriage and stay away from him for good . elizabeth : yeah . i 'll tell him that i want out . lord knows he 's given me enough reasons to leave him . alison : hey , we -- listen to me . we -- i 'm sorry , we really will get through this , ok ? but first , we need to get rid of that body . [ phone rings ] elizabeth : oh , my god , it 's his cell phone . alison : hey , just wait . alison : it 's him . elizabeth : oh , god . alison : we 're just going to let it ring , ok ? we 're not going to answer it . elizabeth : he 's going to find out eventually . alison : we need to get rid of the body . we 're going to make it look like joshua just vanished . [ ring ] alison : now , come on , we can do this . [ scene_break ] caleb : it 's not like you to avoid my calls , joshua . what could be more important than me ? [ scene_break ] kevin : well , thank god you 're all right , lucy . gail told me that you came up here , and then when she could n't get ahold of you , she asked me to -- lucy : right -- sorry . i apologize . i -- i had no idea i was worrying everybody . i 'm sorry i had everybody concerned . i came up and my car wo n't start , and i do n't know if this phone 's been hooked up . my cell phone does n't work up here , so -- kevin : well , then i 'm glad i came up to check . we did n't know you were stranded . lucy : i -- i was just going to take a shower . the water 's running up there . kevin : go ahead , i can wait . lucy : uh -- you know , actually , i was planning on just hiking out in the morning -- you know , leaving then , if that 's ok . kevin : you know , lucy , i know things are n't exactly perfect between us right now , but gail and lee and the girls would all feel a lot better if you came home tonight . so would i . lucy : well -- doc , i -- you know , i -- kevin : i 'm not trying to pull anything . i feel bad enough about how things have been lately . but let 's not let us get in the way of the kids . lucy : ok . i 'll -- i 'll go down with you . let me just get my boots on and turn the water off -- kevin : sure , of course . lucy : and maybe you could get some other groceries -- i do n't want them to go to waste -- take them back to the car ? kevin : yeah , ok . lucy : ok . great , thanks . i 'll get everything and be right out . lucy : i 'll be right there . kevin : ok . ian : hey , the water 's getting cold . what -- what are you doing ? you 're dressed . what 's going on ? i was going to carry you in there . lucy : kevin 's here . i -- i need to -- i need to go with him , i guess . what are you doing ? ian : i 'm going to deal with this -- lucy : ian -- ian : once and for all . kevin ? [ scene_break ] jack : tess . tess : i love you , jack . [ scene_break ] alison : so if we take the car out here and pull it around right here , we wo n't really have to move him that far . elizabeth : ok , that 's good . we 're just going to have to find something to move him in , though . alison : i know , but it 's still really early , so i do n't think that we should move him until later . there 's a chance that somebody might see him . elizabeth : yeah , but we just ca n't leave him laying on the floor like this . alison : well , for right now , we at least need to get him out of sight . elizabeth : ok , let 's -- let 's move him in the bathroom . alison : no , no , not the bathroom . the armoire . alison : all right . caleb : elizabeth , open up . it 's me . [ next_on ] lucy : i know exactly what i want , and it 's time both of you did , too . rafe : when a vampire makes their first blood kill , they cross over . your mother -- she 's lost her soul . elizabeth : i 'm leaving you , stephen .
kevin is alerted by a worried gail that lucy went to a cabin and did n't return as planned . also worried by this news , kevin promises to check things out and report back to gail . after making love with lucy at the cabin , all of ian 's symptoms are gone . lucy tries to figure out what could have caused this reprieve , and she wonders whether caleb died . ian thinks lucy is responsible , just because it feels so good to be with her . while he waits for her in the shower , kevin arrives at the cabin and explains that everyone was worried about her . lucy tries stalling , but kevin insists that she ride back to town with him . he takes some things to the car , and ian comes out to find out what 's keeping lucy . learning that kevin is outside , ian goes out to confront him . back in town , tess takes a sleigh ride with caleb , who is grateful for the chance to tell her how sorry he is for what he did to her . he shows her how port charles looks from higher ground , and tess marvels at the sight . caleb enjoys seeing how she looks at the world , and he asks her to help him see things through her eyes . when he says that the stars look a little brighter to him now , a satisfied tess decides to go back home to her new husband . disappointed , caleb tells himself that he wants olivia , not tess , but he 's clearly not convinced . deciding to focus on on other matters , he 's annoyed when his call joshua 's cell phone goes unanswered . at the hotel in capri , elizabeth is horrified by what she 's done , especially in front of her daughter . she 's convinced that alison sees her as a monster . alison admits that she already knew that about her being a vampire , and she 's neither disgusted nor afraid . elizabeth is still inconsolable , but alison reminds her that she would n't be alive if elizabeth had n't come to her rescue . alison persuades her mother to leave caleb once they get back to port charles . they decide to hide joshua 's body in the armoire until later , when they can get him to the car unnoticed . as they drag the body across the floor , caleb knocks on the door and calls out to his bride .
elizabeth : so what are you saying ? you would just walk away like that ? just from me ? from us ? no regret ? caleb : you 're leaving me . did you forget saying that , or was it some kind of joke ? elizabeth : the only joke around here is this pathetic excuse for a marriage . caleb : oh , stop being so dramatic . elizabeth : oh , no , stephen , why do n't we just be honest for once , ok ? you never took this whole thing seriously from the very beginning . and why is that ? because all you 've ever been thinking about is your other woman , your olivia . caleb : elizabeth -- elizabeth : she is the one that you 've wanted all along ! i never even meant anything to you ! caleb : you 're wrong . you mean a lot to me . but i 've never been one to beg . the jet 's yours . take it whenever you need it . oh , and , elizabeth , i will find out what happened to joshua . elizabeth : ugh ! ooh . [ scene_break ] rafe : the nightmare is over , alison . hey , we found what we came here for . alison : oh , my god . you knew it , did n't you ? from the very start , you knew that it was caleb who set us up to make us look like brother and sister . you never needed proof one time , did you ? rafe : no , but you did . alison : and i love you so much , but -- rafe : what ? alison : i mean , i have so many of these pictures in my mind , you know ? i have my mother and joshua and her killing him -- rafe : to save your life . alison : i know , i know , but then there was the body , and your disposing of it , and then her and caleb in bed together , and it 's dumb . rafe : ok , ok , shh , shh . no , listen to me . alison : yes . rafe : i know you 've been through a lot . and there 's a lot to go before we figure this all out , but just for now -- just for now , can you forget about all this ? just you know what ? i mean , just push the whole rest of the world out and concentrate on us , how much we love each other , how lucky we are to be together , how long it 's been since we 've just been able to do this . yeah , just -- be so close . and -- and -- alison : and be held to make love to each other . elizabeth : alison ? alison : oh . it 's my mother . mother ? hey . what 's the matter ? elizabeth : he 's gone , left . just like that . just could n't get away from me and back to port charles fast enough . alison : is n't that -- is n't that what you wanted ? elizabeth : well , yes , but -- he did n't even put up a fight . alison : i really believe that it 's -- it 's best this way , for more reasons than you know . elizabeth : i know . plus this way he 's not going to be poking around looking for joshua . alison : right . elizabeth : where -- where is he ? alison : yeah -- elizabeth : where 's the body ? alison : i took care of him . elizabeth : you ? alison : yeah . elizabeth : you are truly an amazing young woman . alison : i promise you no one will ever find out what happened to joshua , ok ? elizabeth : well , with this out of the way , i guess there 's only one thing left to do . alison : what ? elizabeth : pack our bags . we 're going home . [ scene_break ] marissa : what 's going on here ? casey : i 'm just fixing your mess . marissa : where did they go ? casey : home , snug in their bed , where they belong . and those pictures you lifted from reese -- back in her backpack . yeah , you 're welcome . marissa : this is a dream . this has to be a dream . this ca n't -- this -- this is n't happening . casey : yo , i 'm the real deal , sis . your guardian angel . marissa : really ? i mean , i -- i always believed in guardian angels . i just did n't really think -- casey : we existed ? yeah . i 'm kind of new at this gig . but since you and i are , like -- marissa : sisters . casey : yeah . and since you were about to get your butt fried , they were , like , `` casey -- fix this ! `` marissa : i have so much to say to you ! i do n't even know where to begin . how long are you going to be staying here ? casey : oh , man , pretty much forever . marissa : that 's great ! casey : do n't get excited . ok , i 'm here to stay , but you 're out of here . [ scene_break ] tess : it 's so quiet up here . so peaceful . and all those stars -- there must be a million of them . is someone here ? caleb : i did n't expect to find you here . tess : thank you for showing me this wonderful place . i just came back to sort of think . caleb : hmm . i do n't want to interrupt anything . tess : no , please . sit with me for a while . [ scene_break ] alison : you want to leave right now ? elizabeth : the sooner , the better . alison : because i was maybe going to at least take a bath before we went or something . elizabeth : oh , i just want to put this day behind me . i probably should n't tell you this , but -- alison : what ? elizabeth : well , when i was telling stephen that i was leaving him , he -- alison : you know , i -- i -- it 's ok . i know . i 'm sure he hurt your feelings really just badly , and -- elizabeth : no , he made the most beautiful love to me . and i know that i should n't have , but i gave in . i could n't help it . but afterwards , immediately , just treated me like something he scraped off the bottom of his shoe . alison : oh , mom . mother , i 'm so sorry . elizabeth : i should never laid eyes on him . first , he turns me into a vampire , and now it 's just -- ugh -- alison : yeah . elizabeth : let 's just get out of here . shall we leave ? alison : ok , yeah . yeah , let 's go . let me get some stuff together . elizabeth : ok , i 'm going to call -- i 'll call the airport . alison : ok . elizabeth : he did leave the plane for us . lord knows he did n't need it . probably flapped his big old bat wings all the way home . alison : i know . let me get some stuff together , and i 'll just meet you downstairs . elizabeth : ok . pack quickly , ok ? i just want to get out of this country . alison : ok , mother . ok . i love you . elizabeth : all right . see you soon . alison : rafe . did you hear that ? i mean , did you -- maybe i should just tell her . let me just tell her that you and i are back together , ok ? please ? rafe : you 'll risk caleb romancing the truth out of her . alison : i know , i know . you 're right . rafe : you know -- alison : oh . rafe : you do n't have to go , though , you know ? i mean , i know your mother 's hurting , but -- alison : you have no idea how easy it would be for me to stay here right now . but i -- i ca n't . i need to -- i need to do this . i need to go back with her , because i 'm afraid that if i do n't she will end up in caleb 's arms . [ scene_break ] caleb : you smell that sweet air ? i can never get enough of it . hey , i hope i did n't get you in trouble with your husband when i brought you up here earlier . tess : no , we 're -- we 're fine . in fact , things could n't be better between jack and me . caleb : must be a great feeling . tess : yeah , it is . i 'm so lucky and in love . caleb : you hold on to that , tess . tess : yeah , i will . we will . caleb : yeah . i can see it in your eyes . tess : so it shows ? caleb : yeah , being in love agrees with you . tess : well , you should know . caleb : some people search a lifetime and they never find it . tess : is everything ok ? caleb : yeah . tess : i do n't -- i do n't think so . i can see it in your face . you can -- you can tell me , stephen . what 's bothering you ? caleb : look , i 'm ok . i want to go . tess : no , no , no . it 's ok , please . tell me what 's the matter . caleb : my wife -- she left me . [ scene_break ] marissa : what do you mean , i 'm out of here ? casey : you have blown it big - time , marissa ! getting all up in stephen clay 's business ? marissa : i 'm sorry . what do you mean ? casey : you have a short - term memory , do n't you ? let me refresh . marissa : ok , reese , let 's see if you 're hiding anything . oh , my god . jamal is right . stephen is a vampire . they 're all vampires . reese : what 's you got there , scoop ? caz : can we see ? marissa : how did you do that ? casey : look , all that matters is you know way too much . ok , it 's time for you to go home . marissa : home ? casey : yeah . thanks to me and these awesome angel skills , you will have a good life , have a good family -- ooh , have a cute little dog maybe , and you wo n't even remember a thing about ever coming to port charles . marissa : i have a life here . casey : yeah -- a life that was almost smoked till i showed up . that 's why i got to take over your life for you and make sure that i fix everything . marissa : no , you can not do that . i have a job . i have a boyfriend . casey : if you stay , you 're dead meat . so is jamal . marissa : what are you saying ? my only option is -- is to what , disappear ? casey : trust me , i know . i know . it blows , but it 's the only way . by the way , your song `` hey , sister `` -- it is the bomb ! it got a lot of airplay upstairs . marissa : oh . i 'm not going to remember anything ? casey : you 're going to have a great life . trust me . just not here . [ marissa sighs ] casey : i 'll always have your back , sis . marissa : yeah , you 'd better . casey : ok . ok ? here we go . now , click your heels three times -- oh , whatever floats your boat . it 's showtime . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : you have got to be kidding me . it -- ok -- yes , thank you . could you call me as soon as it clears ? thank you . oh , man . alison : what 's the matter ? elizabeth : we 're totally fogged in . we ca n't leave tonight . i mean , can you believe that ? it was perfectly clear , and just like that , this fog rolls in out of nowhere . alison : yeah , that sounds -- that 's really strange . elizabeth : oh , it should n't surprise me , the way this whole trip has gone . oh , i 'm sorry , alison . alison : no , no , that 's -- that 's ok . i do n't mind hanging out a little bit longer . elizabeth : you have n't gotten to do anything . do you just want to go around the corner to that little trattoria ? alison : you know what ? i 'm so tired . i think maybe i 'll just go back to my room and go to sleep . elizabeth : all right . thanks for everything , sweetie . and listen , alison , did you really mean what you said about standing by me , even though you know what i am and what i 've done ? alison : of course . elizabeth : it means more to me than anything in the world . i 'm just sorry that you did n't get what you came here for . alison : no , that 's ok , really . i think that we 're all going to be ok . elizabeth : i hope so . well , sleep tight , baby . alison : ok . ok . good night . elizabeth : good night . rafe : back so soon ? alison : yeah a funny thing just happened . rafe : really ? alison : yeah . the airport got fogged in . rafe : hmm . no kidding ? alison : yeah , it was clear as a bell , and then all of a sudden , just this big fog bank came in . rafe : hmm , it 's very unusual . alison : yeah . that 's what i was thinking . rafe : yeah . so , what are you going to do ? alison : i do n't know . i mean , there 's no planes that can take off , so -- rafe : what ? alison : yeah . you know , i mean , the fog and the planes and stuff -- rafe : well , yeah , well , maybe the fog will lift , and then you can leave , you guys , you know ? alison : well , actually , the thing is , is that due to , you know , fog and -- and planes and stuff , you ca n't -- we ca n't take off tonight . rafe : oh . that 's a shame . alison : yeah . i guess i 'm just going to have to have a sleepover . rafe : i was never going to let you leave me . [ scene_break ] tess : your wife left you ? caleb : i guess it was only a matter of time . tess : and you loved her ? caleb : well , i am not going to bother you with this , ok ? tess : it 's ok . caleb : i tried . i really tried . it 's -- i just could n't make it work . tess : what do you mean ? caleb : elizabeth -- she tried to reach me time and time again , and i think she 's finally just given up . i ca n't blame her , really . you know , it 's funny . tess : what ? caleb : here i am , and people -- they think i have everything -- money and power and fame . and what does it all mean if at the end of the day you have no one to love ? you remember that night , the night you told me that -- that you thought that everyone had good inside themselves ? you believe that ? tess : yes . caleb : you think you could help find it in me ? [ scene_break ] casey : oh , man . it is weird being back . nice , but it 's weird . the place has n't changed much . hey , bro . long time no see . yeah , i am definitely digging this . jamal : marissa ? [ scene_break ] alison : i 've missed you . i 've missed this . rafe : oh , me , too . alison : i missed your heart beating like that . this feels so normal . this is normal . rafe : yeah . alison : finally . rafe : it 's all i ever wanted . i never want to wake up with you not by my side again . alison : it got kind of scary there for a little bit , did n't it ? rafe : well , you know , i just kept my eyes on the prize . alison : i love you , rafe kovich . rafe : and i am going to spend the rest of my life making you happy . alison : why do n't you start now ? rafe : ok . i could do that . [ scene_break ] caleb : i never asked -- i never asked for help from anyone before , ever . tess : i said i would , that night back at my house . i promised you to help find the goodness inside you . caleb : so you 'll help me ? tess : i ca n't . caleb : i do n't understand . tess : this is the first time that we 've talked that you have not mentioned livvie -- your olivia . instead , you keep talking to me about your wife leaving you . caleb : but she has . tess : but that 's not why you 're here . it 's no use . i can see it in your eyes . you still want olivia . you still think you can draw her out from inside me . but you promised me that night in the hospital , the night i almost died . you said no more tricks . and you lied . you 're trying to trick me now . shame on you , stephen . caleb : i got to hand it to you , tess . you 're something special . [ next_on ] rafe : i got to start doing what i trained to do my whole life . alison : you need to fight ? rafe : with everything i got . caleb : it seems our friend joshua has disappeared . lucy : you 're hurting me ! kevin : lucy , you belong to me and i belong to you , and nothing and no one is going to get in the way of that !
alison and rafe plan for a romantic night together . caleb 's willingness to leave without a fight hurts elizabeth , who informs her daughter that she 's ready to go home . having no intentions of letting alison leave yet , rafe uses some magic to keep his soul mate in town for the night . when an annoyed elizabeth informs her daughter that the airport is fogged in and no flights can get out , alison returns to her room to find rafe preparing for a romantic evening with her . caleb joins tess at the overlook , where he tells her that his wife left him . he asks tess to honor her promise to help him find the good inside him , but tess refuses . knowing that he still loves livvie , she accuses him of talking about his failed marriage as a trick to try to draw livvie out again . casey informs her mortal sister that she 's fixing her mess . with a snap of her fingers , she sends the two vampire musicians to their beds and returns reese 's photos to her backpack . marissa is thrilled to learn that her sister gets to stay , but her excitement ends abruptly when casey informs marissa that she 's taking her place in port charles . marissa has to leave ; otherwise , she and jamal will both be dead . she 'll have a good life , but she 'll never remember coming to port charles . with another snap of her fingers , casey sends her sister away . as casey explores the park , she 's startled when jamal sees her from behind and calls out her twin 's name .
alison : you know , all of those weeks that -- that i did n't know if we were ever going to be able to be together , i -- i forgot how much fun it was to -- rafe : to do what we just did ? alison : well , yeah . yeah . but , more so , to be able to spend time like this . rafe : like what ? alison : i do n't know , just -- just holding each other and being able to touch you and tickle you . rafe : i forgot to tell you i 'm not -- i 'm not really ticklish anymore . alison : oh , you 're not ? rafe : no . it 's like a -- you know , an ancient slayer mind trick . it 's not going to work , ok ? alison : oh , i see . you 're all of a sudden speaking you 're not very ticklish ? rafe : uh - huh . alison : maybe not even right in through here ? rafe : ok . alison : or here ? rafe : ok -- alison : because i know you 're ticklish here . say it . say `` uncle `` or i wo n't stop . i swear it . i swear . i swear . rafe : i do n't want you to stop . alison : say it . say it . rafe : uncle . alison : `` uncle `` -- say it again . rafe : uncle . alison : i did n't know . for -- for so long i did n't know if we were going to be able to hold each other like this and touch each other . [ scene_break ] jamal : did you just call me `` dude `` ? casey : did i say that ? jamal : yeah . yeah , you did , and you look -- casey : oh -- well , what 's wrong with the way i look ? jamal : well , nothing 's wrong with the way you look . it 's just not you . casey : look , jamal , i -- i know we 've been kind of tight for a while -- jamal : `` kind of tight `` ? casey : but those boring rags that you like on me have been getting in the way of my creative flow , ok ? and if i 'm going to start working with a rock star , i got to start looking like one . jamal : yeah , but you 're not . i thought we decided you were n't going to do the band thing . not with stephen , not with the vampire . or did you forget the whole bloodsucking -- all that stuff that comes -- casey : no , no . no , i did not forget . i just decided not to listen . jamal : what ? casey : look , oh . i got to go my own way , all right ? that 's what artists do , ok ? catch you later , bro . jamal : `` bro `` ? [ scene_break ] reese : cool it , ricky ! cool it ! chill ! we all know this band 's not going anywhere , all right ? just cool it . caz : stephen always comes through , man . you just got to kick back and trust him . he 's got a lot going on . caleb : what is the matter with me ? the words , the music , just are n't coming . why ca n't i concentrate ? tess ' voice : you still want olivia . you still think you can draw her out from inside me . you said no more tricks , and you lied . you 're trying to trick me now . shame on you , stephen . caleb : tess . [ scene_break ] ian : are you all right ? lucy : i think i will be . ian : i understand , you know , saying good - bye to kevin and staying here with me is -- lucy : i ca n't tell you that does n't hurt because it hurts a lot . ian : i 'm sorry . lucy : no . i -- i do n't -- i do n't want you to be sorry . because the good part of this whole thing is being with you . i just think letting go -- it 's just never easy , huh ? what about you ? how are you feeling ? ian : oh , i 'm all right . i 'm fine . i 'm -- it 's going to be good . everything 's going to be just fine . [ scene_break ] kevin : oh , lucy . lucy , lucy , lucy . kevin : well , you do n't get rid of me , lucy . i get rid of you . i get rid of you and your crystals and your tarots and your dumb crystal balls and everything else that you love ! all of this goes out , lucy ! none of this stays ! you think you can do this to me ? well , you 're wrong . [ scene_break ] ian : after everything that happened with you and kevin , you did the right thing . you do trust your heart , do n't you ? lucy : i always trust my heart . and i made my choice , and i picked you . hey . you feel warm . ian : oh , i 'm fine . lucy : no . no , no , no . wait . lucy : here . ian : hmm -- that feels good . lucy : a little better ? ian : mm - hmm . lucy : here . here . ian : what would i do without you ? [ scene_break ] ( watching a video ) rev . giovanni : do you , kevin collins , take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife , to have and to hold from this day forward -- kevin : the day we got married , lucy , was perfect . rev . giovanni : for richer or poorer -- kevin : the most beautiful day of our lives . rev . giovanni : and in health , to honor and cherish -- kevin : i loved you . rev . giovanni : until death do you part ? kevin : i do . [ scene_break ] ricky : marissa , where have you been ? casey : what 's up , hot stuff ? ricky : your clothes -- they 're -- they 're different . you -- you look -- casey : bomb ? yeah , i know . feel good , too . not as good as you do , though , huh , as always ? reese : well , well , well . if it is n't little miss wannabe . hands off , honey . casey : i 'll be right back , slick . ricky : wait -- hold on a minute . casey : you talking to me , you little skank ? reese : what did you just call me ? casey : because if we 're talking wannabe , then you want to be checking those roots , girl . reese : oh , yeah ? casey : yeah . ricky : hey , hey , hey ! whoa , whoa ! come on ! jamal : whoa , whoa , whoa ! calm down . ricky : wait -- no , dude -- casey : you know what ? ha ! ricky : come on ! caz : let them fight , man ! casey : you 're going down , girl ! yeah ! ricky : reese , calm down ! stop it ! stop ! just stop it ! get back ! caleb : hey ! hey ! what the hell 's going on here ? [ scene_break ] alison : do n't you wish we could stay like this forever ? rafe : yeah , but we ca n't . alison : i know . but i want to . i do n't want to go back to port charles . i do n't want to go back and see what 's facing us and waiting for us there . rafe : you mean caleb ? alison : yeah . i just -- i want to just -- i want sleep and -- sleep in your arms and rest there and just feel peaceful and -- rafe : i know , i know , i know . alison : and loved . rafe : i know . i want that , too . but we ca n't run away from our friends and family and everything they 're going through . alison : i know . rafe : ok ? we got to go back , but that does n't mean that we ca n't dream about , you know , what 's on the other side . alison : you mean , like , us ? rafe : yes , us -- alone together at last , but -- but not yet . alison : right . i , alison barrington , take you , rafe kovich , to be my husband . rafe : and i , rafe kovich , take you , alison barrington , to be my wife . someday we 'll have that wedding we always dreamed about . alison : right . someday -- rafe : yeah . alison : soon , but now is -- it 's not the right time , not the perfect time . rafe : but you know what ? we will . we 'll have our time . right now 's the time that i got to start doing what i trained to do my whole life . alison : you need to fight ? rafe : with everything i got . alison : that 's fine . but i had thought about it because i knew you were going to say that . and you 're not going to do this alone . rafe : you -- you do n't know what you 're saying . alison : you and i were so good as a team . and this time is no different at all . rafe : i 'm not -- alison : it 's no different . rafe : i do n't suppose it would help if i locked you up someplace ? alison : i would just scream really loud . [ alison laughs ] alison : you 're stuck with me -- rafe : oh . alison : for life . rafe : well , that 's a good thing . alison : yeah . rafe : ok . so , listen , we do n't have much time . now , i do n't know if caleb has noticed that joshua 's missing yet , but as soon as he does and as soon as he figures out that we had something to do with it , that 's when the battle really starts . [ scene_break ] casey : maybe you do n't `` wannabe `` messing with m anymore , huh , reese ? caleb : marissa , stop it right now ! casey : oh , come on , stephen ! she started it , man ! caleb : i do n't care who started it ! i do n't care what it 's about ! you know what i care about i care about these lyrics , and i want your pass on them right now . casey : you got it , boss . jamal : she 's not doing it . no way . casey : jamal -- jamal -- jamal : nope . come here . let me talk to you . casey : jamal -- jamal : what are you doing ? casey : what are you doing ? jamal : you had your fun now ? are you done ? are you finished ? casey : what are you talking about ? jamal : i 'm talking about you . look at you . you 're dressing up like some girl i do n't know . you come back to this band like it 's cool and everything , like we even talked about this . casey : jamal , not in front of the band , all right ? jamal : look , marissa , i care about you , ok ? i care about us . i do n't get what you 're doing . casey : you -- you just got to -- you got to let it go . jamal : hold it . stop , stop . are you -- are you breaking up with me ? hmm ? casey : we want different things is all . jamal : no , no . i want you , and you want to commit suicide , ok ? casey : no , no , i know what i 'm doing , i do . jamal : no , no , no -- no , no , no , you want to play music with a bunch of vampires . that 's what you want to do , ok ? you do n't know what you 're doing . caleb : i 'm waiting , marissa . casey : in a minute , ok , stephen ? just -- jamal , look , i 'm sorry . i -- jamal : it ai n't over . ricky : you know what , stephen ? this whole time we 're spending in the studio -- it 's cool and everything , but are n't we supposed to be making the fans happy here ? you know , when are we going to play a concert again ? caleb : get to work , garza . you want to talk scheduling , talk to joshua . ricky : yeah , well , i would talk to joshua if i knew where he was . caleb : what 's that supposed to mean ? ricky : it means that between your disappearing acts and his , you want to know something ? this band is running on empty . caleb : joshua 's been on business . he 's he not been phoning in ? reese : well , not since the first day . i thought you already knew about that . caleb : no . no , i did n't know . buongiorno , bruno . hai visto joshua ? sei sicuro ? no . no , grazie . ricky : so what happened ? have they seen him ? have they talked to him ? caleb : no . they have n't . seems our friend joshua has disappeared . [ scene_break ] lucy : i like your skin . you have nice skin . you know what ? i thought you were really getting warm , you know , before we -- ian : well , we heated things up pretty well . lucy : yeah . that 's not what i 'm talking about . what i 'm talking about is i -- i do n't know , i was kind of worried . i thought maybe your vampire symptoms are coming back , but looks like i was wrong . ian : no , you were n't . lucy : they really were ? they were coming back ? ian : yeah -- hunger and the sweats -- but i 'm fine now . lucy : well , good , because i -- i feel a lot better , too . ian : no -- no . i mean , i 'm fine now . i feel -- i feel good . i 'm -- lucy : you feel good ? what do you mean , `` good `` ? do you mean a pre - vampire - bite kind of good ? ian : yeah . because even when i drink caleb 's water , i -- i still have the symptoms , but i can fight them . lucy : right , and now ? ian : and now i 'm -- i 'm -- i 'm normal , i 'm myself . i feel like myself . lucy : completely ? ian : yeah . and come to think of it , i was feeling the same way the last time we were , you know -- lucy : was that -- ian : yeah . lucy : really ? oh , i know what you 're trying to do . you 're just trying to make me feel better , because even i do n't believe that having sex with me is some sort of miracle cure for -- ian : what if it is ? lucy : what if it is ? i mean , what if making love to me keeps you from becoming a vampire ? ian : you thinking what i 'm thinking ? lucy : i think i 'm thinking what you 're thinking . ian : all right . i 'm ready . lucy , where 'd you go ? i thought we 're going for a walk . lucy ? [ scene_break ] lucy : oh ! kevin : shut up and get in the car ! lucy : what are you going to prove , exactly , by kidnapping me like this ? ian ! kevin : i do n't know , maybe something to myself . lucy : ow ! doc , please , let me -- ow , you 're hurting me ! kevin : lucy , you belong to me and i belong to you , and nothing and no one is going to get in the way of that . drive . [ car starts ] [ scene_break ] alison : ok , so -- so let 's think about this . out of all of the millions of people out there who think that they know and love this stephen clay , there 's really only a handful of people who know exactly who he is . there 's jack and tess , right ? rafe : yeah . ian and lucy . alison : uh - huh . ian and lucy . jamal . rafe : and we ca n't forget about your mother . alison : no . rafe : it 's going to take all of us to bring caleb down . alison : i know . rafe : you understand we 're going to have to lie to everybody on that list , all right , all our friends ? alison : yeah , yeah . we 're just going to have to keep our relationship a secret , then . rafe : yeah . it 's too dangerous if caleb finds out the truth . alison : yeah . well , we 'll just keep it undercover . but , i mean , any way that you look at it , we really do have one hell of a team . rafe : yeah . it 's true . we got a team . god help us , we got a team . [ scene_break ] caleb : i do n't care what it costs . you hire whoever or whatever you need . you find joshua . do you understand me ? casey : hey , stephen ? caleb : not now , marissa . casey : i -- i got those lyrics if you wanted to look at them . i 'm done . caleb : hold on a second . casey : i -- i did n't really do much because the song you wrote -- it was already good . caleb : what is this ? casey : huh ? caleb : you made them worse . i did n't think it was possible -- they 're worse . try it again . sorry , jimmy . casey : i -- i did n't think they were that bad . reese : tsk , tsk , tsk . looks like the little birdie lost her gift . casey : drop dead , sucker . casey : sorry . it slipped , ok ? but whoever said this was a good plan got it all wrong . marissa 's the one with the skills . i got the personality . come on , man . is there any way we can mix the two up a little ? something ? caleb : listen up , all of you . joshua 's missing , and no one we know has seen him . but you do not lose focus . it 's back to work 24/7 , as if your jobs depended on it . do you understand me ? do you understand me ? caz : sure thing , stephen . reese : yeah , we 're not going anywhere , boss . caleb : i should have known something was wrong . i should have felt it ! caleb : this is you , is n't it , slayer ? you know what happened to joshua . so what 's next , rafe ? are you coming for me ? [ scene_break ] rafe : caleb . that 's you , is n't it , vampire , ... that 's right . i 'm coming after you . i am always coming after you . [ next_on ] lucy : you ca n't just keep me a prisoner like this ! kevin : you 're not my prisoner , you 're my wife . elizabeth : when i was sinking my fangs into that neck , i was loving every minute of it . caleb : you killed joshua , and you have no idea what a tactical error that was .
ian discovers that making love with lucy alleviates his vampire symptoms every time . kevin lurks outside the cabin and abducts his wife when ian is out of the room . after some romantic time alone , rafe and alison strategize about how to do battle with caleb . jamal is puzzled by the behavior of the woman he assumes is his girlfriend . he has no idea that marissa has left town with no memory of ever being there , and that casey , her dead identical twin / guardian angel , is taking her place . caleb is frustrated by his inability to stop thinking about tess and start concentrating on his music . casey is happy to be reunited with ricky , even though he believes she 's marissa . a catfight breaks out when reese sees the way casey looks at her little drummer boy . although ricky and jamal pull the women apart , it 's a furious caleb who actually breaks up the fight . jamal argues with `` marissa `` about her continued association with the band . caleb learns that joshua has n't checked in with the band since the first day of his trip to capri . after making a few phone calls , he announces that the manager has disappeared . being nothing like her sister in abilities or personality , casey worries about pulling this off . caleb realizes that rafe had something to do with joshua 's disappearance .
ian : lucy ? lucy , are you back ? lucy ! ian : lucy , where did you go ? [ scene_break ] lucy : no , thank you , i do n't care for any . kevin : suit yourself , but you 're missing out . lucy : this really is crazy . you know , it is . please , just ask the driver to turn the car around and take me back . kevin : if you think i 'm going to drop you off so you can spend time with ian , then you have a screw loose . lucy : i do n't think you want to know what i 'm thinking right now . so , what are you going to do ? how long do you plan on just driving me around like this ? kevin : until you listen to me . until you give us half a chance . lucy : is that what you think kidnapping me is going to accomplish ? kevin : kidnapping ? that 's what you think this is ? lucy : what else would you call this ? kevin : well , there was a time , lucy , you 'd have thought this romantic . rescue you from making a terrible mistake , pop the cork on your favorite champagne , and promise you the kind of idyllic tryst that you fantasize about . lucy : that was before . kevin : before ian ? lucy : no , no . before you changed . lucy : doc , come on . it really is insane . you ca n't do this ! you ca n't just keep me a prisoner like this ! kevin : you 're not my prisoner . you 're my wife . [ scene_break ] alison : we 're finally home at last . ow , my feet -- elizabeth : oh , yeah . like it matters . alison : oh , well , that plane ride did seem really long , you know ? does that -- does that make it better ? elizabeth : make what better ? alison : the water -- does -- does it make you feel better ? elizabeth : oh , yeah . i feel like a million bucks . ugh ! i always hated that damn bag ! alison : mother -- mother , please tell me -- what is wrong ? elizabeth : what is wrong ? let me think for a minute -- uh , i 'm a vampire . i just killed joshua temple . oh , yeah , life does n't get much better than this . [ scene_break ] rafe : so , do you have any idea how this is all going to work out ? because i 'd really like to know if i 'm spinning my wheels down here . caleb : i think i can answer that . rafe : answer what ? caleb : how it 's all going to work out . `` not well `` would be my guess . rafe : not well for you , maybe . caleb : hmm . i do n't think so . so you 've declared war and we have our first casualty . did you forget you do n't have a heart for battle ? rafe : you really like to hear the sound of your own voice , do n't you ? caleb : are you really this naive or just stupid ? rafe : ok , so you got my attention . the only problem is i do n't know what the hell you 're talking about . caleb : then let me help you out . you killed joshua , and you have no idea what a tactical error that was . rafe : well , what do you know . so joshua split on you , huh ? caleb : no . pay attention . he 's dead . rafe : or maybe he just got a better offer than being your lackey . caleb : you enjoy trying my patience , do n't you ? rafe : you know , or maybe -- maybe one of your european bloodsucker friends gave him a promotion -- you know , say , like cleaning their toilets . caleb : or maybe a slayer decided to take matters into his own hands . there 's one thing i know . joshua would not disappear on his own . rafe : i would n't waste my time or energy on joshua . the man means nothing to me . caleb : exactly how i felt about him . rafe : really ? your grief is overwhelming . caleb : getting rid of joshua was n't about him . it was about me . it 's like a game of chess . you do n't care about the other pieces on the board . one by one you take my pawn , my bishop , my rook . you do n't need them for your own sake . you just want to isolate the king . rafe : let me guess -- the king would be you in this scenario ? caleb : joshua as a pawn is replaceable . but he was useful to me , and you were aware of that . you took advantage of it . rafe : well , thank you for the credit . but i do n't kill for sport . caleb : ah , but i do . rafe : i thought we had an agreement . caleb : until you broke it . so get ready because all hell is about to break loose . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : well , i suppose this is the part where i should apologize , right ? alison : if it makes you feel better to yell at me , then go ahead . elizabeth : why do n't you just go ahead and continue playing the martyr , because that 's what i need . alison : i 'm not a martyr . i 'm just -- i 'm trying to understand what you 're going through . elizabeth : `` hell `` would be a good description . i do n't know why i 'm taking it out on you . it 's not making me feel any better . alison : i 'm sure it does n't . at this point i 'm just trying to figure out what i can say or what i can do -- i mean , anything to make you feel better . elizabeth : yeah , me , too , you know . i just thought that once we got back to port charles things would be better , but they 're not . alison : we just walked in the door , like , five seconds ago . you 've got to give it some time . elizabeth : yeah , time for what ? i mean , i am who i am . i am the person that killed joshua . i am the one who gets treated like dirt by the man that i married . i am the one who 's a hideous vampire . i -- right when i thought that my life could n't get any more miserable than it was before -- oh , yeah , well , welcome to my world . alison : no , listen to me . we will find a way to make this work . i promise you , mother , we will fix this . elizabeth : it ca n't be fixed , alison . i committed murder . joshua : yes , you murdered me . and you do n't deserve to live . [ elizabeth screams ] [ scene_break ] ian 's voice : i 'm fine . i feel good . because even when i drink caleb 's water , i still have the symptoms , but i can fight them . lucy 's voice : right . and now ? ian 's voice : and now i 'm -- i 'm normal , i 'm myself . i feel like myself . and come to think of it , i was feeling the same way the last time we were , you know , doing -- lucy 's voice : oh , i know what you 're trying to do . you 're just trying to make me feel better because even i do n't believe that having sex with me is some sort of miracle cure for -- ian 's voice : what if it is ? lucy 's voice : what if it is ? i mean , what if making love to me keeps you from becoming a vampire ? lucy : kevin , if it 's true what you say , that i 'm not your prisoner , then ask the driver just to stop the car . you do n't have to take me back . just ask him to pull over and let me out . kevin : no . lucy : why are you doing this ? why are you making this so hard ? kevin : well , because we 've loved each other for the better part of a decade . because we 've been through hell and high water and worse , and all the while knowing that we belong to each other . because there have been times when one of us did n't breathe because the other one could n't . because of how long it 's taken us to get here with all the wrong turns along the way . lucy : it was a beautiful , beautiful dream . but it 's now over . kevin : i disagree . we have something , lucy -- a history , a foundation , a family , for god 's sake . and you 're just going to walk away from all that ? no . not the lucy i know . lucy : that 's just it . do n't you see ? you do n't know me anymore , and i sure -- i sure do n't know you anymore at all . kevin : well , i think you 're confused . lucy : no , i 'm not confused . i 'm trying to do what 's right . i 'm trying to keep my family safe . i 'm trying to do what 's best for christina and for serena . kevin : really ? and sleeping around with dr. feelgood is what 's best for our girls ? lucy : i need to call christina . i did n't have a chance to talk to her last night . kevin : yes , well , you were otherwise engaged . lucy : no . there was n't any phone service , doc -- kevin : i called christina for both of us last night and told her that her mommy and her daddy love her . and if you think i 'm going to let you use a phone to get in touch with ian -- lucy : that 's not it . that 's not it at all . i 'm just a little worried . we left ian stranded up there by himself , and he was n't feeling very well . kevin : he 's a doctor , lucy . he 'll figure it out . lucy : no , you -- you do n't understand . kevin : no , i do n't care . believe me , llucy , ian will survive without you . lucy : is that what this comes down to ? is it just some sort of territorial thing ? is that it ? kevin : do n't analyze me ! you 're out of your depth . now you 're making me lose my temper , and i do n't want to do that . i want to do something special for you . you owe me that much , and we owe it to our marriage . and since when did you stop loving me enough to even give me that ? lucy : i did n't . i never , ever stopped loving you , and i would n't have stopped , not for a thousand years , if you 'd just gotten help . but you did n't want to do that . when i asked you , you refused . and then you 're now telling me you like this ? you like this stranger you 've become ? you walked out on our marriage first , not me . kevin : well , that 's what people do , lucy . people change , people grow . you 're hardly the same woman i fell in love with 10 years ago , but , god help me , i still love you . lucy : well , you ca n't because it 's time to move on . kevin : no . no , not yet . not without one last try . is it really too much to ask , for these last few hours , just to try and make it right between us ? lucy : i ca n't . i wish i could , but i ca n't . kevin : yes , you can , and you will , lucy . we will have the family that we 've always dreamed about . our dream is being tested , but it 's not dead . at least not yet . [ scene_break ] ian : i 've really done it this time , lucy . i 've really done it this time . ok . ian : you would n't just leave me like this , would you ? you know i need you . ian : you would n't just leave me . somebody must have taken you some -- kevin . if he hurts you , i 'll kill him . i swear i 'll kill him . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : no . no , i ca n't -- i ca n't see you ! no , i 'm seeing visions ! oh , my god , i 'm going to hell ! alison : no , you 're not ! mother , stop it ! elizabeth : i 'm being haunted . alison : by who ? elizabeth : joshua knows that i killed him , and now he 's back to haunt me . alison : no , mother , it 's just in your head . elizabeth : exactly . exactly , it 's in my head . it 's finally happening -- i 'm losing my mind ! alison : no , you 're not . no , you 're not . we 're really tired , ok ? we 're exhausted , we 've been through a lot , we have jet lag . we just need to get some rest and everything will be fine , i promise . elizabeth : no , you do n't get it ! i ca n't even close my eyes ! if i close my eyes , i 'm going to see him ! alison : mother , you have to remember , you saved me . if you did n't , i would be the dead one . elizabeth : alison , that 's not it , ok ? i know i had to protect you . alison : then why are you feeling so guilty ? elizabeth : he knows . oh , god , joshua 's got to know . alison : mother , you 're not making any sense . please tell me , what is it ? what 's the matter ? elizabeth : i liked it . alison : you liked what ? elizabeth : oh , god help me , alison . when i was sinking my fangs into that bastard 's neck , i was loving every minute of it . [ scene_break ] rafe : i did not kill joshua . i 'm a vampire slayer , remember ? caleb : let 's say for a moment i believe you . the thing is someone did kill joshua . now , maybe it was -- i do n't know . who saw him last ? alison . rafe : no . caleb : and if it was her -- rafe : she could n't do that ! you know her better than that . caleb : i know good girls sometimes do bad things . rafe : ok , what , so you 're back to your old threat ? you ca n't get to me ? alison 's an easy target . you know what that makes you ? you 're nothing but a bully . caleb : you think i care ? rafe : i think you used to . what , have you even lost your pride ? caleb : pride -- it 's such a human trait . rafe : well , you 're walking around masquerading as a human , a big rock star , pining after the woman you love . before i know it , you 'll be asking me to throw down a couple of brewskies with you while commiserate about how love -- pardon the expression -- sucks . caleb : `` brewskies . `` i 'm sorry , i think i actually prefer the old days when i could just kill you with my bare hands . rafe : really ? well , that 's one thing we have in common . so i guess you 're going to have to start trolling around after another lackey , huh ? we all know how you hate to be alone . caleb : i 'm never alone for long . rafe : hi . jack , can you hear me all right ? ok , look , listen to me . i just wanted to give you the heads - up . he might be headed your way . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : see ? i disgust you . alison : no . no , you do n't disgust me . what caleb did to you is what i hate . but i swear to you , i 've never hated you , mother . elizabeth : now , that 's not exactly true . alison : when you first got into town -- when you first came back , i was n't nice to you , and i basically did everything i could to push you away from me . elizabeth : because i deserved that . alison : and maybe you did at the time . but the truth of the matter is , is that i 've always loved you , and i think that at some point i was scared that you would n't love me back . elizabeth : baby , i 've always loved you so much . and knowing that you love me is the only thing that even makes me feel slightly normal , human . oh , god , alison , i just want to be myself again . i just -- oh , i 've got to destroy this monster inside of me , and i do n't know how . alison : we 're going to figure this out . listen to me . you and me together -- we 're going to figure this out , we 're going to find a way out of this , and we 're going to do it together . ok ? elizabeth : oh , god . oh , what did i ever do to deserve someone like you , huh ? oh , god , how did i survive without you ? alison : mother ? what is it ? what 's wrong ? elizabeth : i think you 're right . i -- i need to get some rest . alison : i think we both do . elizabeth : i 'm just going to take a little pill and sleep for a week . alison : ok , well , i 'm just going to sleep on the couch , then . [ scene_break ] ian : lucy ! [ scene_break ] lucy : looks like you 've thought of everything . kevin : well , i wanted to make it special for you . did you notice these ? lucy : truffles . kevin : yep . raspberry filling . your favorite . lucy : yes , they are . kevin : you wo n't be sorry , lucy . i promise . [ next_on ] ian : lucy ! help me . kevin : you do remember this , right ? lucy : i remember . kevin : you took my breath away . i was hoping you 'd wear it again tonight . caleb : you know nothing about joshua 's disappearance ? rafe : leave her alone .
lucy tries to talk kevin into letting her go , but it 's no use . he 's determined to hold onto his wife and keep her away from ian . despite her protests , he insists that they still have a chance at happiness . the limo takes them to a hotel , where kevin has booked a suite and arranged a romantic dinner , but lucy 's eyes are on the phone . as ian looks all over for lucy , his symptoms return . he realizes that kevin must have taken her , because she would n't have left him of her own free will . as he succumbs to his curse , he 's horrified to see himself in the mirror . rafe and caleb have a confrontation in the park , where caleb warns the slayer that killing joshua was a declaration of war . if rafe did n't do it , alison did , and he has no qualms about going after her . rafe phones jack to warn that caleb may be on his way . elizabeth bitterly complains about what caleb did to her . she 's haunted by visions of joshua , and she 's convinced that he knows how much she enjoyed killing him . alison believes that exhaustion is causing her mother 's hallucinations . as alison sleeps on the couch , caleb stands over her with fangs bared .
ian : lucy ! i ca n't fight this . [ scene_break ] kevin : well , i hope you 're not still thinking about ian . lucy : no , that 's not it . i just feel very badly that we left him stranded like that , that 's all . kevin : he can take care of himself . tonight let me take care of you . i 'm sure we can get this all back , lucy , because a love like ours never dies . our love will get us through this the way it 's gotten us through everything else . i forget something ? lucy : no . no , you have n't . everything 's perfect . you thought of everything . kevin : that 's because i want tonight to be perfect . lucy : thank you . kevin : you know , lucy , i think all we have to do is spend some time together , allow us to reconnect , and then we can build on what we already have . because i think we can be even better than we were before . lucy : thank you for all of this . kevin : i have something else for you . lucy : really ? more surprises ? kevin : mm - hmm . voila . your favorite dress . and -- [ scene_break ] jack : hey , rafe , it 's me . thanks for the heads - up , man . yeah , nobody 's safe when caleb 's angry . that 's why i brought tess to the recovery room because he wo n't come after her with people around . but i guess call me when you know something , all right ? thanks . tess : thank you . jack , what are we doing here ? jack : ca n't i take my beautiful wife out on a date ? tess : yeah . but by the way you rushed me out of the house , i kind of thought something was wrong . jack : yeah , you 're right . something is wrong . tess : what is it ? jack : we are married , and i have n't taken you out on an official date . tess : oh . ok . do you -- do you really think it 's important to take me out like this ? jack : i think it 's very important because i want to make you feel special -- special , safe , and loved -- because i love you more than anything . tess : i love you , too . waiter : here 's your champagne . jack : all right . waiter : must be a special occasion . jack : yes , it always is . tess : you ordered champagne ? [ cork pops ] jack : yes , i did . [ tess laughs ] jack : that 's good right there . now we are going to have a toast . and you grab a glass , hold it up . to my wife , to giving you happily ever after . tess : mmm . [ scene_break ] ian : the hunger 's too strong . [ ian groans ] ian : lucy -- help me . [ scene_break ] kevin : oh , that 's beautiful . you do remember this , right ? you wore it on our wedding night after you tucked christina into bed ? lucy : i remember . kevin : you took my breath away just standing in front of me . you were so beautiful . lucy : it -- it was a wonderful night . kevin : the happiest night of my life . you were finally my wife , i brought christina to you , and then we made love until we fell asleep in each other 's arms . kevin : i was kind of hoping you 'd wear it again tonight . lucy : well , i -- i sure would hate to let all that wonderful planning go to waste . you know , i -- kevin : you know you 're absolutely right ? we do n't want to waste a bit of this , especially the food . lucy : thank you . kevin : i mean , after all , we really should make every moment count . lucy : right . i bet you ordered my favorite foods , did n't you ? kevin : [ french accent ] but of course . lucy : oh , that looks good . before we eat , though , i 'd love to just take a peek at that -- that view one more time . it 's so incredible . kevin : [ normal voice ] go right ahead . lucy : oh . wow . the mountains . the woods over to the east and that clock tower across the street from the hotel . i love that clock tower . i 've always really liked it . kevin : you know what would be better than looking at the view ? lucy : what ? kevin : dancing in front of it . [ lucy laughs ] kevin : what is this ? it 's your cell phone . lucy : doc -- oh ! [ scene_break ] [ alison gasps ] rafe : it 's ok , it 's ok . alison : oh , rafe , i was having this bad dream -- rafe : wait , wait -- caleb : you know , that is illegal in 46 states -- locking lips with your brother . rafe : just stay away from her . caleb : i was n't going to bite her . do n't you think i knew you were going to show up ? rafe : i do n't care what you knew . just stay away from alison ! caleb : oh , you 're just mad . you 're just mad because you took the bait -- and in record time , i might add . so i guess there 's no secrets between us anymore . rafe : no . i 'm not alison 's brother . of course , you knew that all along since you set it up . elizabeth : you set up alison and rafe ? you made them think that they were brother and sister ? alison : you have gone after my entire family ! you turned my mother into a vampire , and you killed my father ! elizabeth : you killed malcolm ? rafe : save it , caleb . no more pretending . caleb : no more pretending ? well , then , why do n't you tell me what happened to joshua . rafe : i did n't do anything to joshua . i told you that . caleb : is that right ? is that your story , too , alison ? you know nothing about joshua 's disappearance ? rafe : you leave her alone . elizabeth : they did n't do anything . i killed joshua . [ scene_break ] [ music ] jack : you know what ? i am going to take you out on more dates and stop staying at home so much . tess : but i like home . jack : fair enough . but next time i think i 'm going make it a little more fancy . tess : uh - uh , uh - uh , uh - uh . i do n't need fancy . jack : i do n't think you need any more champagne . [ tess giggles ] jack : what ? tess : can you hear it ? jack : the music ? tess : yeah . gosh , i love the way it sounds . jack : well , then , excuse me , ma'am . may i have this dance ? tess : yes . oh -- oops . [ tess giggles ] tess : oh , jack , you make me so happy . and i love dancing and being in your arms . and i love music a - -- [ song ends ] tess : wait . i do n't want to stop dancing . [ jack chuckles ] [ tess laughs ] jack : then we do n't have to . come over here . we 'll pick another song on the jukebox . tess : jukebox ? jack : yes . ok , this is a jukebox . tess : ok . how does it work ? jack : you put quarters in right there -- tess : uh - huh ? tess : uh - huh ? jack : and the numbers out to the side you press right here . tess : ok . ok . quarter . jack : there you go . right there . [ tess giggles ] tess : ok . all right . oh , i know what i want . i know what i want . i know what i want . um , a-3 . 3 . ok . ok . i did it . [ music plays ] jack : yeah . tess : i did it . jack : wait . wait a sec . why -- why did you pick this song ? tess : because i like it . jack : but this was livvie 's favorite song . tess : hmm , really ? now it 's mine , too . [ scene_break ] kevin : calling dr. feel good to come to the rescue ? oh , it must 've been hell , lucy , to say how much you loved the view , the wine -- lucy : no . kevin : me . lucy : no , doc , that 's not it . kevin : and all i wanted to do was make you happy . lucy : but i 've tried to tell you over and over again the truth . you just do n't want to listen . kevin : and i 've heard you over and over again , lucy . i 've changed . but you wo n't give yourself the chance to see that the changes are for the better . lucy : but i 've given you all the chances in the world . i asked you , i begged you , just go get help ! kevin : i do n't need help . i need time with my wife , and all i wanted was one night . lucy : so you just -- you kidnap me . kevin : i 'm your husband ! is it really that bad to be around me ? lucy : do you understand ? do you think this is a way a husband should act and treat his wife ? kevin : why , because i wo n't give up on us ? lucy : doc , do n't you see ? you 're not you . the doc i fell in love with would n't do this . he 'd never dream of this . because you 're scaring me -- kevin : you know what , lucy ? lucy : you 're scaring -- kevin : maybe i 've changed , but you 're the one ruining everything . and i wo n't let you throw away 10 years . i 'll fight you until you see how wrong you are . lucy : it ca n't work . it ca n't change my mind . come on , doc . you love me like you say you do , then let me just walk out the door now . you know -- you know deep down this is not right . please , just let me go . lucy : oh ! kevin : you 're not going anywhere . [ scene_break ] caleb : you killed joshua ? alison : do n't . elizabeth : there 's no reason to hide it , alison . caleb : what happened ? elizabeth : he was attacking alison . he was going to kill her . caleb : so , what , you killed him instead ? elizabeth : i did what any mother would 've done . caleb : most mothers do n't have fangs . alison : this is all your fault . you turned her into a vampire , and she was just trying to protect me . caleb : oh , you did a bad , bad thing , elizabeth . elizabeth : i 'd do it again . he got exactly what he deserved . alison : no matter what you 've done to her , she is still my mother and you ca n't take that away from her . caleb : oh , that 's -- that 's very touching , `` laverne `` , but elizabeth knew what would happen if she bit someone . now you 've done it . i told you i 'd have to hurt you . rafe : you 'll have to go through me first , vampire . caleb : no deed goes unpunished . alison : no , no ! [ scene_break ] [ song ends ] tess : hey -- you ok ? jack : yeah . it 's just a little strange -- you know , of all the songs you pick , you pick the one that livvie would 've picked . tess : are you mad at me ? jack : no . of course not . chris : jack . tess : chris ! chris : tess . tess : hi . chris : how are you ? jack : hey . tess : we 're a family now . chris : i know , i heard . jack told me . congratulations . tess : thanks . jack : thanks . so , tess , why do n't you go pick out another song ? any one you want . tess : ok . you have to come over for dinner now . chris : ok , i will . tess : ok ? chris : i promise . [ tess laughs ] tess : can i have some more quarters ? jack : you bet . here . there 's four . tess : thank you . chris : can i talk to you a sec ? jack : yeah . so , what 's wrong ? [ music plays ] chris : when tess was brought to the hospital , they -- they ran a bunch of tests on her . i intercepted the results , you know , so no one would find out that she does n't have any d.n.a . jack : yeah , well , to me tess is real , chris . chris : well , that 's good , because these show that she now has d.n.a . jack : what ? chris : she 's a normal girl . [ scene_break ] alison : get away from her . rafe : leave her alone ! caleb : what ? ca n't a man kiss his wife ? alison : she told you it was over . caleb : elizabeth , you are full of surprises . you killed joshua . that was a -- that was a bold move . rafe : it 's time for you to go . caleb : and you knew the consequences and still you told me ? i did n't think you had it in you . rafe : get out ! caleb : you know , you need to find a way for him to release his tension . alison : just get out of here , please . just leave us all alone . caleb : but we 've gotten so close . getting all this stuff out in the open -- i know i feel better . ciao . alison : are you ok ? elizabeth : i -- i just -- i just need some air . elizabeth 's voice : stephen , it 's happening again -- that -- that feeling . i do n't know what to do . caleb 's voice : sweet elizabeth , how i wish it did n't have to be like this . go look at yourself . elizabeth 's voice : oh no ! no ! what have you done to me ? caleb : sometimes you just have to do things . ian 's voice : what ? elizabeth 's voice : i can the smell the blood in your veins . [ ian groans ] [ elizabeth hisses ] [ joshua screams ] joshua 's voice : you murdered me , and you do n't deserve to live . [ scene_break ] alison : i hope she 's ok . rafe : he -- hey , hey -- what about you ? you ok ? alison : at least we do n't -- we do n't have to hide anymore . i ca n't stand not being able to touch you or hold you or -- now we 're together . we 're actually free to be together . rafe , what 's wrong ? rafe : well , it 's just that this particular battle is over , but now that caleb knows -- alison : i 'll be ok . rafe : i 'm his opponent . there 's no telling what he 's going to do next to get to me . alison : we 're together now . and you and me can do anything if we 're together . rafe : yeah . alison : yeah . rafe : you 're right . alison : ok . rafe : you are so right . [ scene_break ] lucy : let go of me ! kevin : why ? what 's the rush ? in a hurry to get back to lover boy ? lucy : this has nothing to do with ian . kevin : good . then you wo n't mind staying here with me . lucy : i 'm not going to be a prisoner , doc . i wo n't be -- kevin : you are not going to cuddle up to ian ! you are my wife ! lucy : let me go ! kevin : i will never let you go , lucy . lucy : - kevin : no more ian . it 's just you and me now . lucy : let me go -- [ lucy screams ] [ next_on ] elizabeth : i just ca n't do it . i want to be with you , stephen . lucy : ian -- ian , do n't . listen to me . if you hurt him , there 's no going back ! ian ! look at me -- do n't .
jack takes his new bride to the recovery room for their first official date , hoping that being in public will keep caleb away from her . he 's unnerved when she selects livvie 's favorite song on the jukebox . chris arrives at the pub with strange news for his brother . contrary to past findings , the results of the latest lab tests show that tess now has dna . as caleb prepares to bite the sleeping alison , he 's suddenly thrown across the room by an invisible force : rafe . caleb had no intention of biting alison ; he knew that rafe would take the bait . rafe admits that he and alison have discovered the truth about how he set them up . caleb is astonished when elizabeth admits to killing joshua to protect her daughter . he warns her that she did a very bad thing and will be punished , but instead of biting her neck , he kisses her . alison is relieved at having her relationship with rafe out in the open again , but the slayer worries about caleb 's next move . ian struggles in vain to fight off the symptoms of vampirism . realizing he ca n't fight it , he sets out to find the one thing that will help . at the hotel , kevin is hoping for a romantic evening with his wife . lucy changes into the dress he brought , but kevin 's desire to get her into the teddy later on makes her very nervous . her attempt to make a call is stopped by kevin , who grabs her cell phone and hurls it against the wall . lucy is frustrated by kevin 's refusal to see that this is wrong , and he 's equally frustrated by her unwillingness to give their marriage a chance . when lucy tries to leave , kevin grabs her arm , but the arrival of a very angry and desperate ian breaks kevin 's hold on his wife .
[ music plays ] jack : tess has dna ? are you sure ? chris : yeah . i triple - checked the results myself . jack : but how ? chris : i do n't really know . and you should n't care . i mean , now she can live her life without you having to worry about anyone bothering her , right ? jack : : yeah . chris : hey , come on . you should be happy about this . it 's what you 've always wanted , right ? jack : yeah , of course . it 's just that it 's -- it 's really strange , chris . chris : yeah , well , everything in this town is strange , but she -- she 's special , and you 've always known that . now she 's special and she 's real . jack : it 's just that , first of all , she does n't have dna and now she does have dna and -- chris : hey , stop asking so many questions . just be happy , ok ? what 's wrong ? jack : chris , she just played livvie 's favorite song on that jukebox . chris : so ? jack : and now , she has dna ? chris : oh , no , no , no , no , no . no , i 'm not going to let you do this to yourself . i mean , i know livvie did a number on you , but tess will never be anything like her . jack : no . that 's not what i mean . chris : well , good . ok ? because livvie was a walking nightmare . tess is a gift . ok ? remember that . i got to run , so you take care , ok ? ! [ 3e4046d7.jpg ] ( pc- trans-02 - 04 - 03_files / image004.jpg ) jack : yeah , thanks . chris : come on , be happy . [ scene_break ] tess ' voice : i 'm a part of livvie . jack 's voice : no , tess , you might look like livvie , but you 're not livvie . it does not mean you 're livvie . tess ' voice : no , i am her ! jack : hey , hey . what do you say we head home ? tess : i do n't want to stop dancing . jack : no , tess . we really need to go home . let 's go . tess : ok . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : i should hate you for everything that you 've done to my daughter and to me . caleb : but you ca n't . elizabeth : no , not when you look at me like that , not when you kiss me or when you touch me . i just want to be with you ! i just ca n't help it . i want to be with you , stephen , now . always . ! [ 3e404714.jpg ] ( pc- trans-02 - 04 - 03_files / image006.jpg ) caleb : elizabeth , look -- elizabeth : no , listen -- caleb : everything 's going to be ok . elizabeth : i only broke things off because of joshua . but now you understand -- i know you do -- and we 're still married , stephen . we 're still married . everything will be the same . caleb : no . no . we ca n't . elizabeth : yes , we can ! please ! please , stephen . please . i just need you so much . caleb : elizabeth , we 'll always be connected . i gave you your new life . elizabeth : i know , so that we could share it together . caleb : this marriage was n't meant to be . ! [ 3e404742.jpg ] ( pc- trans-02 - 04 - 03_files / image008.jpg ) elizabeth : no . no . no . no , this ca n't be happening . it ca n't . i spent my entire life married to a man who did n't love me . i ca n't have that happen again , not for eternity . caleb : it does n't have to be so bad . elizabeth : it 's worse than death . the way that i feel , death would be a gift . elizabeth : kill me . please . kill me now . [ scene_break ] [ kevin groans ] lucy : ian ? ian , do n't . listen to me -- if you hurt him , there 's no going back ! ian ! look at me -- do n't ! ian ? ! [ 3e404787.jpg ] ( pc- trans-02 - 04 - 03_files / image010.jpg ) [ scene_break ] ian : lucy . lucy : oh . it worked . it worked . kevin : get your hands off my wife . officer : what 's going on in here ? second officer : we got complaints of people fighting . kevin : officers , i 'm -- i 'm dr. collins . this -- this is dr. thornhart . my colleague . he and i were just having a misunderstanding . lucy : no . i understood you perfectly , doc . you see , my husband kidnapped me . [ scene_break ] tess : you were so quiet on the ride home . did i do something wrong ? jack : no , no . i was just -- i was kind of thinking , that 's all . tess : about ? jack : come here . sit down . tess , we need to -- we need to talk about livvie . you remember a while ago , when you told me that you guys were connected ? tess : yeah , we 're connected like sisters . jack : but more than sisters . see chris showed me the test results . tess : test results ? jack : when you were in general hospital . you see , when you took the test before , you did n't have any dna , tess , and now you do . tess : i do n't understand . jack : it means that it 's different . now , did something -- did something happen to you , tess ? tess : what does this have to do with livvie ? jack : hey . that 's what i need you to tell me . tess : you never wanted to talk about livvie before . jack : i know , i know , but you -- you told me livvie was gone , but you did n't tell me where she went . i know i did n't want to talk about her because i really -- i just did n't want to think about her . that 's why i did n't ask , but i need to know now . tell me where she is . tess : i told you livvie 's safe . jack : tess , come on . you 're not answering my question . tess : do n't ask , please . jack : it 's ok . just talk to me . just tell me . ! [ 3e404831.jpg ] ( pc- trans-02 - 04 - 03_files / image016.jpg ) tess : she 's safe , jack . she 's safe inside me . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : no . what are you waiting for ? kill me , stephen , please . caleb : i wo n't kill you , elizabeth . elizabeth : oh -- you have to . i bit joshua . you told me that my punishment would be death . please , stephen . caleb : you 're upset . you do n't know what you 're saying . ! [ 3e404867.jpg ] ( pc- trans-02 - 04 - 03_files / image018.jpg ) elizabeth : i do n't want to live like this . caleb : you do n't have to . elizabeth : what ? caleb : you 've shown me a strength that i did n't know you had . i want you to be part of my family . elizabeth : but you do n't want me to be your wife ? caleb : no . elizabeth : it 's her , is n't it ? olivia ? i should 've known the very first time i heard you say her name . i have given up everything for you but you ca n't seem to get her out of your blood , can you ? caleb : no . i ca n't . elizabeth : what is it about her , then ? i think you owe me that . tell me , stephen . what is it about her , your olivia ? [ scene_break ] lucy : my husband here , dr. kevin collins , kidnapped me and brought me here against my will , and he would n't let me go when i tried to leave . kevin : let me ask you something , officers . does this look like a prison to you ? ian : when i got here , he was about to do god knows what to her . kevin : it 's called making love , dr. thornhart , making love to my wife . lucy : kevin , no , no . kevin : officers , it seems that dr. thornhart 's been making several house calls to my wife lately . he barges in here and attacks me , and now my wife is lying for her lover . lucy : that is not true ! kevin : i was going to let them off the hook , but since they insist on lying -- ian : he 's lying . he 's a psychopath . lucy : these marks on my arm -- these marks were caused by my husband when i tried to leave and he would n't let me go . so , i want him arrested . ian : you did this to her ? you bastard ! kevin : she 's my wife and i 'll do whatever i want ! officer : ok that 's it ! second officer : you have the right to remain silent . anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law . you have the right to an attorney . if you can not afford an attorney , one will be appointed to you by the court . first officer : we 'll call you if we have any more questions , mrs. collins . come on ! ian : i know how hard that was for you . lucy : no . actually , it was n't that hard at all . i need to do this . i to put a stop to it right now . [ scene_break ] jack : livvie 's inside of you ? tess , come on . you 're my wife , ok ? you can talk to me . you can tell me -- you can tell me everything , all right ? look , i know -- i know that you 're -- you 're connected . i know that you 're more than sisters . look at me . hey . you remember when you cut your finger and livvie bled , too ? and you remember things that happened to livvie and not to you . look , tess , come on , just help me try to understand what 's going on here . i -- tess : no , jack , you wo n't want me . jack : no , no . why do you say that ? i love you . when you came back from the docks , you pointed to right here and said that livvie was inside , and i just thought that maybe you meant that her spirit was in there or something . but that 's not what you meant , is it ? and now that -- now that she 's gone , you have dna she 's inside you , is n't she , tess ? you mean she 's literally inside you . you 're one and the same ? [ scene_break ] caleb : olivia and i were bound to each other through the centuries , before we ever even met , each searching for the other with the same needs and desires , gaping holes that can only be filled by the other . elizabeth : but if you loved her so much , why did you marry me ? caleb : i did it to try to forget , as she tried to forget me . elizabeth : but it did n't work . i was n't enough . caleb : this is n't about you , elizabeth . no one else will do , either . there 's no use fighting it and i do n't want to . elizabeth : no , but you did n't even give me a chance . stephen , we could 've made each other so happy . we could be so happy together . ! [ 3e404a02.jpg ] ( pc- trans-02 - 04 - 03_files / image026.jpg ) caleb : it 's over , elizabeth . elizabeth : well , if you do n't want me , stephen , turn me back , please . turn me back . i do n't want to be a vampire . caleb : that 's not how it works , sweetheart . elizabeth : if you do n't want me , i want my life back . caleb : what 's done ca n't be undone . elizabeth : no . no . caleb : you 're not alone . i 'll always take care of you . elizabeth : no . oh . let me take care of you , stephen . i 'm here . i 'm here . olivia 's gone . caleb : no , she 's not . olivia 's not gone . ! [ 3e404b00.jpg ] ( pc- trans-02 - 04 - 03_files / image028.jpg ) [ noise ] elizabeth : is somebody there ? elizabeth : stephen , is that you ? [ gasps ] joshua : murderer . [ scene_break ] lucy : you know , i never -- i could never put my doc -- you know , who my doc was -- into prison like that . it would probably kill me or tear me apart or something , but that man , that -- that was n't my doc . i -- i have no idea what he was going to do to me . if you had n't gotten here , then i 'm not sure what would 've happened . ian : hey , hey , hey . it 's ok . ! [ 3e404b91.jpg ] ( pc- trans-02 - 04 - 03_files / image030.jpg ) lucy : i was just really scared this time , really scared . i was worried you did n't get my message . ian : what message ? lucy : i left -- i left you a message on your cell phone . if you did n't get that , how did -- how 'd you find me ? how did you know where i was ? ian : i do n't know . lucy : i was so worried about you . i hated leaving you like that . i knew you 'd be in so much pain . i was afraid -- ian : i 'm fine now that i know you 're safe . lucy : i 'm fine now that i know you 're safe . i am so very glad you are in my life . ian : there 's no place i 'd rather be . [ scene_break ] officer : get comfortable , buddy . you 're going to be here awhile . kevin : lucy . [ scene_break ] jack : you and livvie are the same person , but you 're completely different . tess : i 'm still tess . jack : i know . tess : but i 've always been a part of livvie . jack : you were two different people , separate , and now you 're one . i mean , how ? tess : when we fell into the river , i tried to reach out to livvie to save her . we -- we were drowning . alone , i know we ca n't survive . together . we had to be together . we were holding each other , spinning around , faster and faster . and then we became one again . jack : whoa , whoa , whoa . hold on one second . how did you -- tess , how did you become one again ? tess : stephen -- he -- he created me from livvie . jack : what ? tess : he took me out of her . jack , he separated us into two different people . jack : and now livvie 's inside of you ? and -- that 's why caleb 's after you . he wants livvie back . tess : but you hated livvie then and now you -- you know that she 's inside . you 're going to hate me , too . jack : no , no , no , no , no , no . no , tess , tess . look at me , listen to me . i just -- i did n't care for livvie too much , i did n't . and , hey , i could never , never hate you . promise . and i 'm not going to let caleb come near you again . jack : i love you , tess . tess : but i 'm not just tess . jack : yes , you are . you 're my beautiful , amazing tess . my wife . tess : and you still love me the same ? jack : could n't love you any more if i tried . hmm . [ scene_break ] livvie : what 's the matter , stephen ? come on , this ca n't be the first time a big rock star like you has come home to find a naked woman in his bed . caleb : you are full of surprises , are n't you ? livvie : yeah . i 'm just one big surprise after another , so why do n't you join me and i 'll show you . caleb : look , livvie -- livvie : no , no . please do n't call me that . call me what you always have . call me olivia . your sweet olivia . caleb : i was a fool to turn my back on you . i will save you , olivia . i 'll bring you back .
lucy kissed ian to make him normal again . police arrived to see what the commotion was about . kevin tried to cover but lucy told them that kevin kidnapped her , so they took him away . she told ian that she could n't have sent her doc to jail but that was not her doc , and she is glad to have ian in her life . chris told jack that tess has dna now . jack figured out that livvie and tess are one and the same . tess was afraid he would n't love her any more , but he assured her that he always would . he knows now that caleb was trying to get olivia to come out and take over . elizabeth told stephen that she needs him but he told her that it 's definitely over . she asked about olivia so he told her . she begged him to kill her or turn her back to being human , but he said he wo n't kill her and he ca n't turn her back . he said he will always take care of her and she asked if she could take care of him . later , elizabeth heard a noise behind her and turned to find joshua there . caleb thought about the times when livvie offered herself to him and vowed to get her back .
lucy : no -- no , christina , listen to mommy . you have to go right to bed . ok , fine . grandma can read one more mousy story and then you go to bed . yeah , ok , i love you , too , sweet pea . sweet dreams . ok , night - night . [ lucy makes kissing sounds ] [ lucy sighs ] ian : this is all wrong . you should be with your daughter . lucy : you 're right , if these were normal circumstances , but these aren't . you need me right here , right now , and this is where i want to be . so , this is where i belong . ian : quite a combination , huh -- beauty and the beast . lucy : yeah . you know , i am good for you in more ways than one . ian : no question about that . lucy : no question . ok , you got to listen to me because i have been doing some thinking . no , i did n't hurt myself . i 'm fine . ok . you are a brilliant man of science , and i am a vampire slayer . so , could n't we somehow figure out a way to bottle whatever it is i have ? ian : you mean , experiment on you ? lucy : yeah , yeah , it makes sense . ian : no , it does n't make sense . forget it . lucy : no , no , no , not `` forget it . `` what if itust meant taking , like , a little sample of my blood . it would n't hurt me , and then maybe we could figure something out . please , please ? we can figure an answer yb ian : you 're grasping at straws here . lucy : maybe , but then i 'll go ahead and grasp away , because if i ca n't help you , then that means i ca n't save you and i would lose you , and i could n't live that way . tess : you 're in so much pain , stephen . i can help . caleb : stay away . it 's too late for me . rafe : hey . alison : hi . rafe : are you ok ? alison : mm - hmm . yeah , i 'm fine . we should really be sipping mai tais on the beach , though . right now we should be married . rafe : yeah , well , listen , we 're going to get there , ok ? we 're just kind of taking the long way a little bit . alison : yeah , the long way . we 're watching some monitor so we can monitor a vampire for 24 hours a day , seven days a week , just waiting to see if we can catch caleb 's next move . and my mother -- my mother . rafe : how is she ? alison : she 's fine now . i gave her some sort of sleeping pill so she could get some rest , but -- rafe : hmm . talk about a bad day , huh ? alison : i never , ever imagined that she would try and kill herself . i never , ever thought that . rafe : yeah , the irony is , is she could n't because she 's cursed with eternal life . hey , look at me . alison : hmm ? rafe : we will get him , all right ? [ knock on door ] jack : rafe -- alison : oh , god . jack : oh , sorry , i -- i thought you were alone . look , i need to talk to you about caleb . alison : yeah , join the party . rafe : what 's going on ? where ' e 's tess ? jack : downstairs with jamal . i ca n't leave her alone . alison : why ? what happened ? jack : caleb 's playing mind games with tess . and if you do n't help me , i think caleb 's going to take her away from me . ricky : wow . where 'd that come from ? casey : you were talking about casey -- my sister , casey , because , of course , i 'm marissa . ricky : i know who you are , mariss casey : yeah . and you were singing that beautiful tune that you wrote for both of us . ricky : you really think casey would have liked it ? casey : she 'd have been blown away that you still think of her , that you love her . ricky : she was something else . you know , your sister really knew ho light up a room . casey : she was lucky to have you . ricky : no , i was lucky to have her . but can we just get back here to what just happened between us ? casey : the kiss . yeah , you know , that 's something that never really should have happened . ricky : yeah , but it did . casey : i was just showing you my gratitude for the private concert . ricky : marissa , that did n't feel much like a thank - you kiss . it felt more like a hello . casey : we -- we should just drop this , ricky . ricky : something different about you , marissa -- the way you look at me , the way you 're acting . let 's just drop the double talk and tell me right now what it is . tess : jack 's mad at me , i can feel it . jamal : tess , he 's just worried about you , that 's all . do n't worry about it . tess : i told that stephen wo n't hurt me , that his -- that his powers ca n't touch me . what do you think , alison ? jamal : hey , ali . alison : hi . jamal : what 's up ? alison : just so you know , everything 's fine between rafe and i . jamal : oh , good . that 's some good news . at least somebody 's happy around here . alison : rafe and jack want to talk to you upstairs . jamal : so , you two get acquainted and -- because i think tess needs some cheering up . alison : yeah . jamal : you 'll be fine . alison : what 's the matter , ssss tess : oh . jack is worried about stephen , that i 'm in danger . and i told him that he 's really kind -- he 's really kind to me and i understand him . alison : yeah . you know , my mother tried to hurt herself because of what stephen did to her , and she thought that he was really wonderful in the beginning , too . tess : i 'm sorry about your mom , but she should n't have ever married stephen in the first place . i mean , she should have known that he still loves livvie . alison : yeah , well , he , i mean , he 's very attractive and he 's charming and seductive , and he 's also very deadly , tess . tess : and i 'm the only one who also sees the good side of him . alison : you remind me so much of livvie -- she was always willing to see the good in people . tess : stephen 's not going to hurt me . alison : sometimes he can make you think that you 're the most important person in the world , right before he destroys you . jamal : you and ali -- your split was all part of some plan ? rafe : yeah , just trying to trap the head bat . we still are . jack : some kind of setup you got here , rafe -- 24-hour vampire channel -- and it looks like somebody 's in a bad mood . [ caleb screams ] caz : man , what happened to your crib ? caleb : what the hell are you doing he ? ? reese : well , you wanted us to come over to go over the concerscschedules . caz : all of the stuff that joshua used to do ? remember ? caleb : yeah . well , i 'm not in the mood . reese : also there 's something you should know about that annoying slayer . rafe : damn , they moved out of camera range . jack : ca n't you zoom in closer or something ? rafe : no . it does n't work that way . if they move into the corners of the room , we lose them . reese : you better watch your back . the slayer 's been all over town getting dirt on you . caleb : you 're giving me advice on survival . that 's sweet . caz : he 's up to something . we can smell it . caleb : then find out what it is and leave me alone ! caz : done . caleb : sweetheart , what about `` get out `` do n't you understand ? reese : the slayer 's not the only problem . there 's ricky . he 's a threat as long as he 's not one of us . either kick him out of the band or let me turn him . you promised me i could . caleb : oh , ricky . rafe : ok , ok . got him back in sight . caleb : you do n't do anything till i tell you . you stick to the plan and get out . rafe : what reese said to caleb -- the mike did n't pick it up . jack : so , what 's the plan , rafe ? jamal : well , whatever it is , it looks like dude 's about to explode . rafe : yeah , or have an afternoon snack . jack : god , i just have to get tess away from caleb . she thinks he 's some misunderstood lost soul . jamal : well , that 's because he 's fronting , trying to impress her . rafe : wait . maybe that 's it . maybe that 's how we get to caleb -- we show tess exactly what he is . jamal : how are you going to do that ? it 's not like caleb 's just going to show her his nasty side . jack : no , no , no , no , no , that 's it , thas it .. i know a way that we can catch caleb at his own twisted little game . jack : thanks for keeping tess company , but we kind of need to talk . alison : oh , re , that 's fine . jack : yeah . thanks . alison : yeah . tess : jack , everyone is mad at me about stephen , but you have to trust me . jack : hey , i do , i do , all right , but we ca n't let caleb come between us . there 's something you need to see . will you come with me ? alalison : is there some new development or something ? rafe : ok , just stay here . jamal will fill you in , ok ? alison : ok . be careful . jamal : well , it 's just you d megagain , spunky . alison : yeah . i really hope that whatever you guys have cooked up for caleb really works . jamal : yeah , so we can all have a shot at that nice , normal life we all want , right ? alison : yeah , yeah . jamal : let 's go . let 's get ready . case i 'm really -- i 'm really -- ricky : yes ? casey : lonely . yeah . ricky : wh a about jamal ? casey : jamal -- we split . ricky : ah , great . great . this is just so wrong . you know , jamal is my friend . casey : well , you know what ? over one , silly , little kiss , it 's really nothing , ok ? i just got carried away . all right , you were saying such sexy things and being so hot -- ricky : no , no , no . marissa , you just broke up with jamal . you ca n't go running around getting involved with somebody else . did you say i was hot ? casey : off the eaking charts . no , but you 're right . i 'm -- i am still getting over jamal . and -- this should never happen . it will never happen again . ricky : right . ian : you got to do me a favor . can you not -- with -- can you not stand this close ? you 're distracting me with -- lucy : oh . ah . ian : you know . lucy : well -- right . sorry . it 's just i wanted to see how my blood sample compared to yours . ian : well , you 're type o and that 's a universal donor and it 's mixing easily . lucy : ok . ian : yeah . lucy : good , so that means there might be an answer , right ? we could figure out something -- ian : can you please -- i 'm -- i ca n't -- : oh , that ? ian : mm - hmm . lucy : all right , i 'm going to leave you here to do your doctor thingy . and i 'm going to be -- i 'll be right over here waiting , sort of , anxiously . [ lucy clicks her heels together , then whistles ] lucy : so , anything yet ? find anything at all ? ian : huh . lucy : `` huh `` ? huh -- what 's `` huh `` ? i mean , `` huh `` -- `` huh `` sounds kind of promisg , g , interesting , maybe something . what ? ian : when your blood mixes with mine , my platelet count goes up almost instantly . lucy : ok . i 'm not a doctor . you know , i did date this chemistry professor . he was a lot older -- i 'm just trying to tell you i do n't know what you 're talking about . what does that mean ? ian : what i 'm saying is that when the blood mixes , my cells become normal . then they stay that way for awhile before they become mutated . lucy : ok . so in other words , what we need to do is keep your little cell guys from mutangng , right , and then that would create maybe possibly normal -- ian : normal cells . normal blood , normal me , normal life . lucy : well , would n't that be fantastic and wonderful ? ian : yeah , but we 're a long way from -- lucy : yeah . no , i get that . i understand that . it 's just that -- see , i know when you look in that microscope , you selilittle amazing , scientific swirly things . and when i look in there , i just see hope , and that 's what i 'm going to hold on to . ian : no , i do see hope , and i 'm holding on to it right now . jamal : well , i hope jack knows what he 's doing because this band of vampires is pretty slick . they won marissa over . alison : what happened ? he did n't bite here , did he ? jamal : no , no , i just -- i just told her that it was either the great stephen clay or me , and she could n't leave me fast enough . so -- well , whatever . alison : oh . i 'm sorry . jamal : no , it 's cool . i mean , i thought i finally convinced her that she was hanging around a very undead crowd and she was supposed to quit the band , but it 's like she had this personality transplant and she just completely blew me off . alison : well , caleb probably got to her somehow . jamal : yeah , yeah , must have . i do n't know , it 's like she 's a completely different person . i 'm really worried about her . and we have liftoff . here we go . caleb : whatever you 're selling , i ai n't buying . get out . jack : yeah . you know , tess kind of sensed you lost your edge , your bite . caleb : that 's your side of it . jack : well , news flash -- livvie 's not coming back as long as tess is with me . caleb : really ? well , then i guess it 's just time to get rid of you . lucy : so , what -- what -- what do you do now ? ian : hmm ? oh -- we got to keep experimenting till we figure this out . lucy : riright , which you do because you never give up , ever , which is very , very lucky for me . ian : i tell you what 's lucky for me . i would n't want to be without you . lucy : i -- this is weird timing , but i need to tell you something . i mean , i need to say it to you . i 'm going to say something , ok ? ian : say what ? lucy : you know how over the past few weeks and month you 've been pretty honest and straightforward and sort of put yourself out on the line about telling me how you feel about me ? ian : mm - hmm . lucy : so i just figured , you know , i probably should go ahead and tell you how i feel about you . ian : ok . lucy : ok . i love you . ian : what ? lucy : you just want me to say it again , do n't you ? ian : oh , yeah . lucy : ok . i love you very much because of who you are and what you stand for , and for how you make me feel and because you are the man i can not ever see myself live without . ok , so , are n't you supposed to jump in here ? like , say something back , you know , or respond ? ian : uh - uh . lucy : i wanted to tell you this for a long time . i 've been carrying you around in here for so long , and i just -- i did n't know what to do with it . you know , i did n't know what to do with you . should i go , like , up on a roof and scream it out to the whole town , or should i just whisper it in your ear ? but i could n't because i guess i was afraid . ian : afraid of what ? lucy : you . feeling the way i do . and how happy you make me , and -- and afraid because you are my very best friend and i just ca n't lose you . ian : hmm . lucy : what i 'm trying to tell you is if i have to slay all the vampires in the world , if i have to give a ttttle blood or walk over hot coals or run through fire for you just to save you , i would do that . ian : you 've already saved me in more ways than one . anyoyou 're not going to lose me . i promise . lucy : promise ? casey : i ca n't do this . i can't . ricky : hey , hey , hey , hey . how do you think i feel , huh ? you look exactly like casey , and then you start touching me and kissing me just like she did . casey : oh , i freaked you out , right ? i 'm sorry . i freaked you out ! ricky : yeah , so what you freaked me out ? well , i do n't want it to stop . casey : i -- i got to -- i got to go , ok ? ricky : no , marissa -- casey : i 'll see you . i got to go . ricky : man . for a second there it felt like i actually had casey back in my arms . back to reality . casey : oh , stupid , stupid , stupid ! god ! [ casey sighs ] casey : why do you got to go and blow it like that , casey ? why not just wear a shirt that says , `` yo , i 'm a dead girl posing as her sister `` ? oh -- ok . ok . you just -- just got to resist , girl , ok ? because your feelings for ricky will just get in the way of your mission . but this really sucks ! [ thunder ] casey : yeah , right back at you ! huh ! alison : they 're fighting , rafe . you got to hurry up . jack 's getting the worst of it . jamal : come on , man . jack : stay away from tess . caleb : `` stay away from tess . `` you know , jack , you forget you 're only alive because of me . but now i think it 's time to turn you into a little pile of dust again . rafe : yeah , alison , it 's fine . we got it covered , all right ? tess : why are we barging into stephen 's place like this ? i thought we were coming to talk . rafe : here 's the thing -- i do n't think there 's a lot of talking going on inhehere . and i do n't care what he promised you , but it 's time for you toeeee that stephen will never change . tess : no , stephen ! [ next_on ] rafe : look at him -- see , that 's the real stephen clay -- the vampire caleb morley . tess : stephen . kevin : i have no loving feelings for you at all . lucy : really ? kevin : but i 'm not finished with you , lucy . not by a long shot .
lucy talks ian into taking a blood sample from her to find out why being together alleviates his symptoms . ian discovers that when their blood mixes , his cells temporarily become normal before mutating . if he can find a way to stop the mutation , he 'll be a normal man again . admitting that the timing of her confession is odd , lucy tells ian that she loves him . ricky wants an explanation for the kiss , but `` marissa `` says it was to thank him for the private concert . ricky does n't believe her , and he wants to know why she 's dressing and acting like casey . although she stops herself before revealing her true identity , she does admit that ricky is hot , which prompts him to try to kiss her again . overcome by emotion , she runs . ricky thinks about how much it felt like holding casey again . rafe and alison watch on the monitors as an enraged caleb trashes his loft . jack solicits rafe 's help in stopping the vampire from taking tess away from him . alison tries talking to tess about caleb , but she insists that she can see the good in him . as the guys continue to watch the monitors , they get an idea about how to get to caleb . jack , tess , and rafe head over to caleb 's loft . as alison and jamal watch from rafe 's apartment , jack provokes caleb into an attack . rafe arrives with tess just in time to see caleb preparing to sink his fangs into jack 's neck .
casey : ricky , why do you have to be such a good kisser ? ricky : wow . casey : yeah . oh , i mean , come on ! they never said anything about this in angel school ! how am i supposed to be a good guardian and keep my hands off when i 'm in love with the dude that i 'm guarding , huh ? no . no , there 's t t to be a way ricky and i can be together because it just -- it feels so good and we 're just -- we 're just so right . oh , man , not the white light ! ah ! did you really have to do that ? ed : what do you think ? casey : no . ed : no ? what are you doing , casey ? i 'm talking about your job . casey : oh , come on , ed . i have n't done anything wrong -- mostly . ed : what did we discuss before i sent you back down there ? casey : that doing the nasty with ricky is off - limits , but you saw , right ? i was n't even close to doing that . ed : at the rate you 're going , you certainly will . you 're supposed to be protecting ricky , not falling in love with him . casey : but i am in love with him , ed . you know i 'm in love with him . ed : right . and you were the one that convinced me that 's what made you uniquely qualified to save his bacon . casey : right . ed : we got a lot of problems down there , casey , and it 's getting worse . and if you ca n't separate your work from your feelings , you are going to earn a one- way ticket back to paradise . [ scene_break ] rafe : run it by me again . jack : ok , tess was there . she was right by my side and we were planning on getting out of town , and then the lights went off and then -- rafe : she was gone . jack : just like that . jamal : this town is crazy , i swear . people are disappearing , reappearing . this is -- jack : ok , jamal , tell us something we do n't know , ok ? jamal : well -- well -- alison : ok , wait , wait , wait , wait . when do you think that he took her ? rafe : i do n't know , but he 's not going to hurt her . this is something else . jamal : ok , meaning what ? jack : yeah , what ? rafe : meaning you block caleb in one direction and he finds anher way through the door . lucy : rafe . hi . rafe : hi , lucy . lucy : i got a feeling you needed me here . why am i here ? you know , i was at the jail and i would 've come sooner , but -- rafe : you 're a little late to the party . lucy : what does that mean ? rafe : it 's tess -- caleb 's got her . lucy : oh , my god . rafe : i think he 's out for some serious payback . [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] caleb : vampires , all come and hear my commands . come closer . ian : i must fight this . i must stay back . elizabeth : boy . how did i get here ? reese : tell us , master , why do you call us ? caz : how do we serve you ? caleb : long have you suffered to hear my call . but on this night , your life in the shadows is ended , for tonight we feed . tonight it 's just us . but soon there 'll be others in our tribe that will know this place . ian : ca n't let it happen . caleb : you 're free , my friends , to turn their souls , feast and give this town its darkest hour . turn them all , as many as you can . reese : yes . caz : the feeding begins ! ian : ca n't let it happen . ian 's voice : you 're not going to lose me . promise . lucy 's voice : you promise ? ian : lucy -- i got to find her . elizabeth : oh , my god . caleb : come closer and receive your commands . come . tess : stephen , no . [ scene_break ] casey : ed , please , you got to listen to me ! ed : sorry . casey : but why ? ed : because i know what you 're going to say to me . when it was rafe 's turn up here , he had to -- he gave me every sob story , every excuse in the book . casey : yeah , but that -- ed : no , `` but `` nothing . do n't give me any `` buts , `` and i do n't need you telling me , `` it 's never going to happen again , ed , `` because i 'm telling you it 's never going to happen again . casey : so -- you going to float me another pass ? ed : i have n't decided yet . casey : come on , ed . ed : you really love this guy ? casey : yeah . ed : and you 're the best angel to protect him ? casey : i am . ed : mm - hmm . and you learned your lesson ? casey : yes . ed : and you 're going to do your job . casey : mm - hmm . ed : you 're going to separate your feelings from your work , right ? casey : mm - hmm . ed : mm - hmm . and you 're going to be good from now on , right ? have i got it all ? casey : yeah , yeah , maybe i -- ed : that 's what you 're going to tell me , right ? casey : well , maybe i was -- ed : `` maybe `` -- nothing maybe . stop with the `` maybes . `` casey : but -- but what am i supposed to do , ed ? ed : oh , casey . i know the score . everyone who 's ever been a parent knows the score . and even though rafe and alison got back together again , it was n't easy . it was hell , and rafe broke every rule in the book . casey : oh , but , see , that 's just it , ed , because , see , the rules here -- the rules are just -- ed : stop . casey : but i 'm just telling -- ed : do n't ! do n't you dare tell me the one about the rules being messed up . casey : can i say something now ? ed : what ? casey : ok , listen , boss . ok , it 's no surprise to me that i 'm a screw up , ok , because that 's what i am , that 's what i have always been . but -- what i do n't understand is , are you really going to punish my friends in port charles because of it ? [ scene_break ] lucy : all right , so if caleb really does have tess , then -- rafe : tess could be anywhere that caleb can go . lucy : right . alison : well , what about maybe his apartment ? jamal : or the park or the river or , i mean , anywhere . jack : we ca n't cover the whole town . we do n't have -- jamal : but we can start , ca n't we ? i 'll check the park , all right ? lucy : yeah , and maybe his apartment , ok ? jamal : yeah , ok . alison : look , jamal , you got to be careful . lucy : be really very careful . rafe : you know , here 's the deal , guys -- even with all of us looking , there 's about a thousand different places caleb could be . lucy : i know . i know . ian : lucy ! rafe : ian . lucy : oh , ian , where have you been ? i 've been so worried about you . are you ok ? rafe : ian -- lucy : i was at the jail -- rafe : what happened to you ? lucy : he 's ok . he 's fine . ian : there 's no time to explain -- caleb is calling out the vampires . lucy : what ? rafe : he what ? when ? ian : tonight ! he 's going to let them loose in port charles . alison : wait -- what do you mean `` let them loose `` ? ian : he 's summoning his whole family , `` turn them , as many as you can , `` he said . jack : whoa , whoa , whoa -- did he tell you that ? did you get that close ? alison : yeah , how did you get that close ? ian : it does n't matter how . if we do n't stop him , he 's going to let them loose , and i -- rafe : you mean , including you , right ? lucy : rafe -- rafe : i mean , that is how you got so close -- lucy : rafe , please ! alison : what ? jack : just because he managed -- rafe : no , he did n't just manage , jack . go ahead , ian . tell everybody -- when did you become a vampire ? lucy : rafe , do n't do this , not in front of kack and alison . jack : oh , tell us this a bad joke , please . alison : that 's not true . you 're not being serious , are you ? lucy : let me just explain . ian : it 's ok . lucy : it 's not ok . ian : yes , it is . i 'm not going to hide , not after tonight . you 're right . i 'm one of them . [ scene_break ] [ thunder ] caleb : tonight you 're free until dawn . drink the blood of all you can find . kill who you must , but turn all the rest and once you 've drank your fill -- tess , ... tess : i heard your call . reese : what is she doing here ? tess : stop the hunt while you still can , stephen -- all of this . caleb : tess , you should n't be here . tess : you ca n't do this . i wo n't let you . reese : let me take her out , boss . caz : just say the word , man . caleb : silence . tess : this is n't who you want to be , stephen . this is n't who you are . i 've seen your true heart , your true goodness . caleb : please go . tess : it 's not too late to turn back . stephen , please do n't . let me help you . caleb : tess -- reese : that 's it . let me take care of this meddling bitch ! caleb : i said stop ! reese : stephen ! caleb : do n't touch her . no one will ever hurt her . [ scene_break ] ed : so now , i 'm going to get the guilt trip , huh ? casey : well , you saw . it 's true . they need me down there . ed : they need you to focus down there , and i need you to remember who you are . casey : ed , ever since i died , all i 've ever really wanted was to be a real guardian angel . and then when i got sent back to port charles to protect marissa and then , ricky , too , man , ed , i was psyched . it 's like a dream come true . ed : so you came down and you got ideas in your head , and they changed . casey : yeah . i -- i kind of always knew you 'd end up busting me for something down the line eventually and actually , to tell you the truth , i was -- i was kind of nervous about it . ed : funny -- you did n't act like it . casey : well , see , here 's the thing -- all this time , all this time , i 've never really been sure if i do have what it takes to be a good guardian . but lately -- lately , ed , i 've been thinking . ed : thinking what ? casey : i have n't even been in port charles for one month , one month yet , and i 've already saved marissa 's life , jamal 's life , and even before i was a guardian , ricky 's . ed : what 's your point ? casey : so i think , personally , that 's a pretty darn good track record for a funky , messed - up guardian -- in training , mind you . do n't you think ? ed : maybe . but it 's your job , and it does n't mean you 're good enough at it yet to stay . casey : look , i know i 'm not your daughter and there 's no way i will ever be as good an angel as your son . but i 'm trying . i 'm trying real hard , ok , ed , to learn as much as i can , to do some really good stuff . now , are you going to really stop me now , right when i 'm starting to figure it all out ? [ scene_break ] jack : ok , you mean it 's true -- ian : yes . i 'm a vampire , yes . jack : unbelievable . alison : oh , my god . rafe : was it caleb ? did he turn you ? ian : no . jack : then who ? who did ? who could 've -- lucy : no , jack , no . ian : i 'll answer all your questions later . let 's deal with caleb right now . rafe : he 's right . we have to stop caleb and his brood tonight or the whole town is lost . where 's the last time you saw him ? ian : clearing in the woods . jack : was tess there ? ian : no . and you better pray that she 's not with him . lucy : what are you saying ? what does that mean ? ian : if she 's with him , she 'll be the first one he turns . jack : ok . then i 've got to go find her before she gets hurt . rafe : come on . [ scene_break ] reese : you ca n't protect her , stephen . she does n't belong . caleb : have you forgotten who i am ? have you forgotten your place in this family ? reese : ok . caleb : tess , why are you here ? tess : you brought me here . caleb : no . tess : i heard your call , stephen . [ thunder ] caleb : why would i call you , tess ? why would i force myself to see that look in your eye now that you know what i am , to be reminded of that look on your face when i was so close to killing jack ? tess : that 's exactly why you wanted me and why you let me hear your call . caleb : to do what ? tess : to stop you . [ thunder ] tess : stephen , you do n't -- you do n't want to hurt people , you want to be helped . you told me you were ready to find the good inside , remember ? caleb : yes . tess : i 'm still willing to help you find that goodness . all you have to do is answer me . are you a man who wants to go on living this dark and soulless existence or are you the man you told me about , the one who was turned so young , the one who longs to find the good , to find a soul deep inside ? what is it , stephen ? the darkness or the light ? which path will you choose ? [ thunder ] tess : what did you decide , stephen -- good or evil ? caleb : my answer is you . i choose you . my family , back to the shadows . the feast is no more . go away ! elizabeth : how does she do that ? how does she control him like that ? reese : that chick has stephen completely sprung . caz : just drop it , reese . he 's the boss . there 's nothing we can do . reese : nothing , huh ? elizabeth : so he ca n't have his true love , olivia . now it 's tess in his sights . [ elizabeth gasps ] joshua : it 's me . yes , it 's me . surprised ? you are surprised , are n't you ? settle down . stop it , stop it . all right , that 's better . elizabeth : what do you want ? how are you here ? i killed you . joshua : no , you screwed up like everything else , and now you are coming with me but quietly , ok ? quietly . [ scene_break ] casey : you will not regret this , ed . ed : i already have . but you 're a good kid , you mean well . casey : yeah , i do . i do , i do , i do , i do , i do . ed : oh -- casey : i do . i promise . ed : and you do n't warrant your job being taken away from you -- casey : yeah . ed : not yet . casey : as long -- as long as i can go back , that 's all i want . and i will make it up to you , i promise ! ed : you bet you will because your job is stil at risk . casey : ok , just -- you just tell me what to do . ed : ok . it 's a serious situation . you got to be very careful . you got to keep your identity unknown , you got to keep your eye on the ball , ok ? casey : great . ed : ok . oh , one more thing . casey : you mean there 's more ? ed : do me a favor , will you -- keep your eye on my son , ok ? casey : you got it , boss . ed : get out of here . [ scene_break ] jamal : come on , tess . i know i can find you . just give me some kind of sign . what 's that ? jamal : oh . oh , hell , no . i know i just did n't see marissa , not appear out of nowhere like that . huh . that 's it . that 's it . casey . [ scene_break ] joshua : whew ! elizabeth : where am i ? where is this place ? joshua : let 's just say it 's my little home away from home . elizabeth : why did you bring me here ? joshua : what , no `` welcome back , joshua `` ? `` oh , boy , joshua , you 've been missed `` ? elizabeth : oh , god . no , this -- this can not be happening . this -- this is impossible . i killed you . you 're dead . this is just -- ok , this is just another one of those dreams where i see you and i hear your voice . joshua : well , you just ca n't get me out of your mind , can you ? you know what , my dear ? you do n't look so good . you 'd probably love one of these . this has been quite a night for you , has n't it ? just when you were so sure you 'd gotten rid of me . elizabeth : i was . i mean -- i mean , i am , but -- how can you be here ? joshua : that does n't really matter . does it ? the important thing is what am i going to do now ? [ scene_break ] tess : i 'm proud of you . caleb : it was the right thing to do , especially after what i nearly did to jack . tess : yeah . i hated you for that . i thought everything you had ever said to me was a lie . caleb : and now ? tess : i see you are good . well , at least you can be . caleb : hmm . i 'm sorry , tess . you 're going to have to forgive me . tess : stephen , what are you -- stephen ? jack : tess ! tess : stephen -- jack . jack : are you ok ? tess : yeah , i 'm fine . jack : are you hurt ? tess : no . i 'm sorry i scared you , all of you . rafe : where 's caleb ? tess : i do n't know . ian : the vampires , ceremony -- what happened here ? tess : um -- you do n't have to worry . everything 's fine . lucy : wait a minute . what do you mean , we do n't have to worry ? if caleb let his band of vampires loose on the town -- tess : they 're gone . lucy : what ? tess : they 're gone . that 's what i 've been trying to tell you . you do n't have to worry about anyone getting hurt . ian : it ca n't be . rafe : guys , no , she 's right . i do n't sense them anymore . tess : stephen 's called off the attack , the whole thing . [ scene_break ] caleb : well , that was fun . tess ' voice : you ca n't let them loose , stephen . you do n't really want to hurt people . you want to be helped . you told me you were ready to find the good inside , remember ? caleb : oh , you 're a sweet girl , tess . and now you think you have some kind of power over me . you think you can fix me , you can make me better . well , if you think that , tess , here 's to you , my guardian angel . [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] jamal : how do you propose we get caleb ? rafe : we 're going to have to use tess to get to caleb . caleb : today we record the new song . reese : you mean `` newborn heart `` ? that sappy one about some girl ? caleb : not just any girl , an amazing one . lucy : it suppresses the urges if a vampire sleeps with a slayer . ian : you want to sleep with caleb ?
unaware of each other 's presence , ian and elizabeth watch in horror as caleb orders caz and reese to turn as many people as they can . as rafe and the others prepare to look for tess , ian rushes in and informs them of caleb 's plan . despite lucy 's efforts to stop her cousin , rafe accuses ian of being a vampire , which ian then admits . caleb 's orders to his progeny are interrupted by tess , who vows to stop him . reese wants to kill her but caleb forbids it . he does n't appreciate reese 's insubordination . tess asks caleb to choose between being a dark , soulless creature and a good man who does n't want to hurt anyone . choosing tess , caleb calls off the feast , angering reese and caz . it hurts elizabeth to see how tess can control her husband , but her musings are put to a halt when joshua grabs her from behind and forcibly takes her to his place . caleb leaves tess alone as jack and the others approach , and tess informs them that they do n't have to worry anymore . casey gets called back to ed 's office for a little talk . ed warns her to be more careful , because he does n't have to let her go back to earth . she 's supposed to be guarding ricky , and she ca n't let her feelings get in the way of her job . casey thinks she 's been doing a good job in the short time she 's been in port charles . ed agrees to let her go back , but he warns her to keep her real identity a secret . when he sends her back , she materializes in front of jamal 's eyes before walking away . her cover is blown when jamal realizes that she 's not marissa after all . caleb is pleased to know that tess believes she has some power over him .
rafe : so it was a close call last night . lucy : yeah , it was a very , very close call . jamal : so , what do we do ? how do you propose we get caleb this time ? ian : i 'm working on a formula that 's going to reverse the vampire virus , but it 's still a long shot . lucy : right , and we also have to keep in mind that when we were able to get to caleb last time -- even if it was just temporarily -- we got him when he was very vulnerable . ian : using michael and livvie . lucy : right . rafe : following that reasoning , we 're going to have to use tess to get to caleb . alison : what ? rafe : yeah . he 's obsessed with her . we 're going to have to use her as bait . we 'll use her to get him to let his guard down . alison : no , no , we ca n't do that . jamal : no , no , no . no , jack 's not going to go for that . rafe : well , you know what ? we 're going to have to convince him . lucy : cousin , that is going to take a lot of convincing . rafe : i do n't like this any more than you guys , but right now it 's the best and pretty much the only solution there is . alison : unless -- ian : unless what ? alison : what if we just let tess keep doing what she 's doing ? lucy : and what are you talking about ? alison : well , she 's a healer , right ? i mean , we 've all seen that . and her and caleb -- they obviously share a very strong bond . so what if we just left her alone for a little bit ? who 's to say that maybe she could n't reach the good in caleb ? you never know . i mean , tess might be able to change caleb 's heart forever . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : so , all -- all those images that i was seeing -- it was really you ? joshua : or not . elizabeth : no , i do n't i do n't understand . [ elizabeth gasps ] elizabeth : you are real . joshua : let 's just say i 'm resilient . elizabeth : and now what ? now you 're going to kill me ? is that it ? well , you know what ? you go right ahead because i do n't have anything to lose . what are you going to do ? you going to strangle me ? you going to shoot me ? joshua : oh , please , do n't be so melodramatic . you 're so tedious , elizabeth . elizabeth : you 're not going to kill me ? well , then , if you 're not going to kill -- what ? what ? joshua : well , that really depends on you . elizabeth : ok , i get it . stephen put you up to this , did n't he ? yeah , he 's trying to get back at me . joshua : oh , do n't flatter yourself . elizabeth : we are still married . joshua : oh , yes , i 'm sure it must be obvious , even to you , that he 's totally obsessed right now with this long - lost little love tess . [ scene_break ] tess : morning . jack : hey . good morning . tess : you 're not mad at me , are you , about changing my mind ? jack : no . tess , i am not mad at you . look , this is your home , and if you do n't want to leave port charles , then i 'm not going to push you away . tess : i know you 're worried about stephen and about this connection or whatever it is i have to him , especially after last night . jack : you were able to stop him last night , and that was an incredible thing . tess : you really think so ? jack : yes , i do . because if you would n't have , then he would 've released the vampires and a lot of people would 've gotten hurt . tess : then why do you look so worried still ? what 's wrong ? jack : i 'm not -- i 'm not worried . i 'm -- i 'm with my wife , who i love more than anything . and i do n't want to talk about stephen or caleb . i just want to be with you . [ scene_break ] caz : you know , i still ca n't believe stephen called off the feeding last night . he knows how long we 've been waiting . reese : and i ca n't believe he let some stupid girl talk him out of it . caz : hmm . yeahwell , he calls the shots . ricky : hey , marissa , what 's up ? casey : hey , ricky , what 's up ? ahem . i mean , where 's stephen ? what 's this all about ? ricky : i do n't know . all i know is that at this hour , it better be good . caleb : hey . i 'm glad we could all drag our asses out of bed to be here . ricky : so , what 's going on , man ? caleb : what 's going on is today we record the new song . reese : you mean `` newborn heart , `` that sappy one about some girl ? cab : not just any girl . an amazing one . [ scene_break ] rafe : caleb does n't have a heart for tess to heal , alison . alison : do you know that for a fact ? rafe : i know caleb better than anyone here . it 's not a long shot . it 's a no shot . jamal : yeah , yeah , i ca n't are with that . caleb was ready to sick his whole posse on the town . alison : yeah , but he did n't because of her . you see ? ian : tess is a very special girl with very special powers , but this could just be a game that caleb 's playing . rafe : that 's right . everything with him is a game . alison : no , not this . rafe : ok , look , i know you want this to be the answer -- not just for tess ' sake but for your mother . i know that . but the thing is , i 'm trying to tell you -- alison : look , caleb loved livvie , which made him vulnerable . tess is the purest , most innocent form of livvie . lucy : alison does have a point there , you know . rafe : you think ? i mean , what am i supposed to do ? am i supposed to just stand around and do nothing ? caleb -- he almost unleashed holy hell on this whole town last night . lucy : ok , ok , you 're right . rafe -- rafe has a point , too . rafe : thank you . alison : ok , what about my mother ? rarafe : your mother -- she 's already proven she ca n't be trusted . she bit ian , for god 's sakes . and we already know that she 's capable of a lot more , ok ? so all i 'm trying to say is they 're dangerous . they need to be stopped now . and tess is the key -- but not to heal him . to get him up for the kill . alison : rafe , you of all people should believe in miracles . where is your faith ? [ scene_break ] tess : this is funny . jack : what 's so funny ? tess : charlie brown keeps trying to kick the ball , and snoopy 's taking it away . that 's funny . jack : he gets him every time , does n't he ? tess : uh - huh . jack : just like you get to me . [ scene_break ] reese : stephen , can i talk to you for a sec ? caleb : not really a good time , reese . reese : i know . it 's just that i 'm a bit worried about you . caleb : why are you worried about me ? reese : it just seems that lately you 're sort of out of it , you know ? not you . caleb : no , i do n't know . reese : it 's just that things are different . we do n't even rehearse as much as we used to anymore . and then there was last night in the woods . caleb : when i called off the feeding . reese : yeah , what was that about ? and then you come in this morning and announce that we 're going to record this song which is so not our style for some girl . you seem unfocused . but maybe this is because josh is gone . i know what a big help he was to you . i know how much you counted on him . so what i 'm trying to say is , if you need someone to fill in or whatever , i totally do n't have a problem with that . really . caleb : that 's nice . i 'm doing just fine without joshua , but thanks for the offer . everything 's right on track . reese : oh , so this is part of some bigger plan ? is that what you 're trying to say ? caleb : reese , i do n't do anything without knowing exactly what i 'm going to get in return . [ scene_break ] jamal : you know , you guys , i 'm going to -- i 'm going to get out of here , all right ? alison : no , jamal , you do n't have to leave . jamal : no , no , that 's cool , baby . do n't worry about it . lucy : and i need to walk you out and tell you something . we need to walk him out and tell him something . ian : oh , sure . lucy : thanks . alison : ahem . rafe : you know what ? this is n't about faith . this is about reality . this is about what i know versus what you 're hoping for . please do n't tell me that you 're concerned about this monster . alison : no , i am not concerned about the -- i 'm worried about tess . if caleb ever found out -- even suspected what she was up to -- she would be in real danger . rafe : ok , well , i wo n't let that happen , ok ? alison : still , that does n't make it right -- not when there 's another way where no one will get hurt . rafe : alison -- alison : please , i 'm sorry . will you just try and understand what i 'm saying just for one second ? lucy : do you see what 's happening ? caleb is getting exactly what he wants . he wants to turn all of us against each other . ian : that 's not going to happen . we 'll think of something . lucy : yeah , well , i -- i -- i think i sort of maybe already did . ian : yeah ? what 's that ? lucy : you know what ? no , it 's -- ian : lucy , you already started . what 's -- lucy : no , i did n't -- it 's nothing . i do n't think you 'd like it at all . ian : lucy -- lucy : ok . you know how we sort of figured out something that helps you -- i mean , suppresses your urges -- is when we , you know , then -- you know , but -- but no one else knows that but us . ian : when we make love , you mean ? lucy : yeah , that . but wait . obviously it has some affect on a vampire . i mean , it suppresses the urges if a vampire sleeps with a slayer , maybe changes him somehow . ian : what are you saying to me ? you want to sleep with caleb ? [ scene_break ] caleb : i want to try a live recording first , everybody playing together . you got it ? ricky : let 's go , man . casey : man , i had no idea you had all this talent . at least in the music department , anyway . ricky : what are you talking about ? you 've only seen me play these a hundred times . casey : yeah , of course i have . i 'm just saying i still -- i still ca n't get over it is all . caleb : all set ? caz : let 's do it . caleb : all right . let 's let it all loose , all right ? i want to blow some minds with this track , literally . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : what do you want ? i mean , because it is obvious that you want something . what ? oh , god , no . i will never , ever go to bed with you . joshua : how devastating . elizabeth : do n't be so smug . you know , just -- wait -- when i tell stephen -- joshua : could you please just let five minutes go by without mentioning his name ? elizabeth : i 've never heard you speak about stephen using that tone of voice before . joshua : well , perhaps times are changing . elizabeth : what , you 're tired of being his little servant ? joshua : you still do n't get it , do you ? elizabeth : i do n't know why i was so afraid of you in the first place . joshua : you saw me dead . now you see me alive . elizabeth : or maybe you 're just still one of my nightmares . joshua : wrong again , elizabeth . elizabeth : oh , god -- [ scene_break ] lucy : no , i do not want to sleep with caleb . i ca n't believe you even brought that up . why would you say that ? i was just -- i was talking , like , the big picture thing , an observation -- ian : i understand the big picture . you brought it up , not me . lucy : but do n't you even wonder ? i mean , what would it be ? what would happen if caleb actually slept with a slayer ? ian : no , i do n't wonder , and you should n't , either . [ scene_break ] rafe : i 'm a slayer . this is what i do . i after evil and destroy it . and i 'm telling you , this is the only way to deal with caleb . alison : and i 'm telling you , rafe , that the world is not as black and white as you see it . i love you very much and i 'm usually right along with your instincts , but in this case i think that you 're wrong . ok ? alison : bye . lucy : oh , bye . alison : bye . lucy : i 'll call you later . alison : ok , see you later . lucy : ok . so things obviously did n't go so great with alison . rafe : not so much . i tried to tell her that i 'd make sure tess would n't get hurt , and she did n't believe me , really . i do n't know . i thought she trusted me , but -- lucy : she does . she really does trust you . i know deep down in her heart , she knows you can handle this whole big picture . you know , she knows you 'll be ok with tess and caleb and her mother . she does , rafe . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : so when i bit you , i did n't kill you . i did this . i turned you into a vampire . joshua : gratefully so . elizabeth : you 're grateful ? joshua : yes . this is what i always wanted , except stephen would never allow it . elizabeth : so now that you are a vampire , thanks to me , what do you want ? joshua : i want what every male of the species wants . elizabeth : money . power . that 's it , is n't it ? you want to be more powerful than stephen . joshua : you asked what i wanted from you . elizabeth : no , no . if it has anything to do with bringing down stephen , no , i wo n't have anything to do with that . joshua : surely you do n't still feel obliged to him , not now that you know how he feels about you -- or does n't feel about you . elizabeth : i just -- i just do n't want to get on his bad side -- his worst side . joshua : even after he 's made such a fool of you ? elizabeth : so he 's found someone he thinks he 's in love with . big deal . joshua : come on , there 's more than that . what about the hostess at celini 's ? did you see them both laughing at you behind your back ? and then there 's that other one -- what is her name ? that pretty doctor -- karen over at the hospital . what about her ? elizabeth : no , you 're lying . you 're lying . i do n't believe you . joshua : pass me the phone . i 'll call her . she 'll tell you . elizabeth : how many were there ? joshua : i do n't really think you could handle the details . not right now . it would be kind of like living your first marriage all over again . elizabeth : tell me what you need me to do . [ scene_break ] ricky : one , two , three , four . caleb : i do n't have the strength to lie anymore , spend my life taking all the wrong doors , think i have the answers , questions remain still , here on the outside covered in pain , so magnify the light that shines through my window , band : i can see so clearly in your eyes caleb : justify the night then , oh , baby , let it go band : need to feel you near me no more lies caleb : bring me to life , bring me to life , bring me to life , with a newborn heart [ scene_break ] alison : tess -- i believe in you , and i think that you can save stephen . [ scene_break ] caleb : yeah , so magnify the light that shines through my window band : i can see so clearly in your eyes caleb : justify the night then , oh , baby , let it go band : need to feel you near me , no more lies caleb : bring me to life , bring me to life , bring me to life , with a newborn heart , with a newborn heart , with a newborn heart , yeah , bring me to life , bring me to life caz : yeah ! ricky : sweet . caleb : all right . caz : pretty tight , man . caleb : not bad . caz : that 's pretty tight . reese : yeah , not bad . casey : not bad ? please . that rocked ! caleb : all right , let 's play it back . caz : all right . ricky : that was cool . hit it . [ `` newborn heart `` plays ] ( caleb thinking ... ) livvie : i ca n't resist you any longer . i 'm back -- for real this time . [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` . [ next_on ] caleb : you 're proposing if i get you out of here , you 'll kill lucy ? jack : where is tess ? alison : tess went to go see caleb . she went to go try and heal him . tess : stephen , are you here ? joshua : tess . what a pleasant surprise .
jack assures tess that he 's not angry with her for changing her mind about leaving town . while he and tess enjoy a lazy morning at home , the others meet at ian 's loft to strategize . alison and rafe both believe that tess is the key , but their goals are very different . rafe wants to use tess to make caleb vulnerable enough to be killed , but alison believes that tess can heal him and make him a good person . the others give them some privacy to argue , and lucy shocks ian by speculating about how having sex with a slayer might affect caleb . despite rafe 's assurances , alison is afraid that tess will get hurt by his plan . she visits tess and expresses confidence in her friend 's ability to help `` stephen . `` when elizabeth struggles to understand how joshua can be standing in the same room with her after she killed him , he answers her question by revealing a brand new set of fangs . he 's grateful to her for doing what caleb was never willing to do . now he wants to take caleb down , and he wants elizabeth 's help . she refuses until joshua convinces her that her husband has had many affairs in the short time they 've been married . meanwhile , when reese complains to caleb about his behavior , he assures her that he knows exactly what he 's doing . the stephen clay experience plays `` newborn heart `` in its entirety as they make a live recording . afterward , caleb listens to the track and fantasizes that livvie comes back to him .
lucy : um -- oh , you know , ok , i 'm not good at cooking . i 've admitted that several times , but usually somebody could at least try the eggs . they tend to be edible occasionally when -- ian : i 'm really not that hungry . lucy : why ? is last night still bothering you ? ian : yeah . i 'm still trying to figure out the big picture . lucy : oh , you knew what i meant . come on . [ lucy sighs ] ian : i do n't know , but , yeah -- i -- hey -- i thought i was doing better , and then all of a sudden i got pulled into the woods like some -- some mindless animal . lucy : i know , but you could not help that . ian : i ca n't live like this . i ca n't have someone like caleb have control over me like this . lucy : he does n't . he does n't . when he called out all his vampires , you were able to resist . ian : what does it matter ? lucy : it matters a lot . because that -- that says you were strong enough to resist him -- ian : no . lucy : and it means you are still you . you are still you inside there . ian : strong enough to resist him , yeah . i hope i can believe all that . lucy : you can . ian : am i keeping you from something ? lucy : uh -- no . no , i was just expecting a delivery of some sort . [ knock on door ] lucy : ah -- and there 's my delivery now ! ian : what delivery ? what are you talking about ? lucy : nothing . just a little old surprise for you . ian : i do n't like surprises . lucy : too bad , because this one you 're going to like a lot . hey , hey , hey , come in . tim : hi . hey , buddy , who 's that ? [ lucy chuckles ] [ scene_break ] tess : you really think i can help stephen ? alison : yeah , i know you can . tess : but everyone 's told me to stay away from him -- even you . alison : i 've been thinking about what i said a lot about that lately , and i just -- tess , the bottom line is , is i believe in miracles . i 've seen proof of them . tess : miracles ? alison : i just do n't -- i just do n't think that there 's a way out for people like stephen and my mother . i do n't believe that their souls are lost forever , you know ? tess : i do n't believe that , either . alison : i know you do n't . and i know that you 're a healer and you 've performed miracles yourself . and you did that last night . i mean , you did the impossible . you got caleb to call off all of the vampires . you have some sort of special bond with him , some sort of special connection that nobody else has . you can get through to him . tess : it 's because i can see the good inside him . it 's there and it wants to come out . alison : yeah , i think that it does , too . and if you really try hard , i think that you can change caleb 's heart forever and make sure that he does n't hurt another person ever again . tess : thank you . alison : for what ? tess : for believing in me in the way you do . no one else has done that . alison : nobody ? i mean , jack does n't believe in you ? tess : no , i mean , jack -- jack loves me , and i know that , but he does n't understand . it 's not just what i want to do , it 's what i have to do . alison : right , it 's what you have to do . tess : because when i see someone in pain , in so much pain , it hurts me , too . and stephen , he has more pain than anyone , more hurt than anyone . he needs me . alison : right . and i think that you should go heal him . tess : ok . alison : ok . alison : i hope you can heal us all . [ scene_break ] caleb : well , well . it 's come to this . kevin : hey , you got my message . caleb : so this is where the amateurs end up . kevin : thank you . i 'm glad you find this amusing . caleb : why 'd you call , doc ? kevin : well , because you 're going to help me get out of here . caleb : you say that like you might have something that i want . but from where i 'm standing , this door is locked , and it 's staying that way . [ scene_break ] reese : well , well , well . if it is n't our little songbird . casey : what do they say in your country , reese ? oh , yeah -- sod off . reese : not until we get something straight , princess . ricky is off - limits . casey : oh , what , he 's hooked up with you ? reese : let 's just say i have plans for that boy that do n't include you . casey : he 's in more trouble than i thought . reese : excuse me ? casey : listen , slut - cakes , ricky garza 's got more sense than to waste his life on a skanky garden tool like you . reese : you little -- [ reese yells ] casey : yes , reese ? you were saying ? [ scene_break ] jack : alison . alison : hi . i just -- i stopped by to say hi . jack : ok . well , where 's tess ? does she know you 're here ? alison : yeah , we had a nice little talk . jack : well , where is she now ? alison : i do n't know . i think she -- i think she went to go run an errand or something . jack : `` an errand or something `` ? what kind of errand ? alison : i do n't know . she did n't say . jack : ok , alison , you 're acting really funny . what 's up ? alison : no , i 'm not . no , everything 's fine . nothing 's wrong . jack : now , we 're friends , right ? alison : yeah . we 're best friends . jack : ok , then tell me what 's going on . tess is my wife , and we 're in the fight of our lives . if you think there 's something i should know -- alison : ok . ok , but when i tell you this , please do n't get upset with me . it 's really not -- it 's not as bad as it 's going to sound -- jack : what 's not that bad ? where 's tess ? alison : she went to go see caleb . she went to try and heal him . [ scene_break ] tess : stephen ? tess : stephen , are you here ? joshua : tess . what a pleasant surprise . i believe you and i have some unfinished business . [ scene_break ] kevin : have you forgotten that i got you access to tess ? i can do that again . caleb : hmm . but i do n't need your help with tess anymore . see , we 've sort of formed a little bond of our own . you might even say we 've become friends . speaking of which , in times like this , is n't that what you people do ? you turn to your friends ? kevin : yes , but my friends wo n't help me . not even my own father . caleb : bummer . i guess they all figured out you 're nuttier than a fruitcake . well , it 's been real , doc -- kevin : wait , wait . i really need to get out of here . caleb : for what ? to kill your wife and her boyfriend ? it 's so unoriginal . kevin : you know , my wife is a slayer of those like you . caleb : so what ? you 're proposing if i get you out of here , you 'll kill lucy ? is that what this is all about ? [ scene_break ] ian : look at you , danny , you 've gotten so big . tim : yeah , you 'll see how big when you lug him around for awhile . [ ian sighs ] lucy : hey , it 's all -- it 's all right . it 's ok . ian : hey , boy . ian : help me . [ thunder ] ian : i ca n't do it . get him out of here . tim : oh . lucy : um -- ian : that was a bad idea . you should n't have done that . lucy : no , no -- wait , could you -- just a second , ok ? tim : yeah . lucy : listen to me . it was n't a bad idea . it 's ok . i know what you 're thinking . you wo n't hurt him , i know that . ian : yeah , i wish to god i could believe that . lucy : you can . it 's true . i believe that with my whole being . i would n't have brought him here otherwise . please -- ian : i ca n't have him seeing me like a monster . i ca n't have that . lucy : he wo n't see you like that , because that 's not what you are . last night you proved it . you 're just you . go to him . ian : hey . little man , come here . tim : all right . ian : i -- i 've missed you . you have no idea how much . [ danny coos ] ian : what ? do you want some of this food ? it 's not very good , buddy . do you want to try some ? lucy : oh ! ian : lucy cooked it . [ scene_break ] kevin : i never said anything about killing lucy . caleb : but you want to , do n't you , doc ? i know all about vengeance . she put you in here . and now she 's sleeping with another man . no jury in my world would convict you . kevin : what i do about lucy and thornhart is my business . caleb : but you 're asking me to make it mine . hmm . i 'll tell you what . keep her distracted , out of my face , off her toes . kevin : you almost make it sound like you 're protecting her . caleb : well , to be honest with you , even thought she 's a slayer , i am much more fond of lucy than i am of you , doc . but , like you say , what you do when you 're out of here is your business . kevin : so you will help me ? caleb : consider yourself sprung . there is one other stipulation . kevin : name it . caleb : someday in the future -- maybe tomorrow , maybe 10 years from now -- i 'm going to come to you and i 'll need a favor . and you , no questions asked , will grant me that favor . do we have an understanding ? kevin : understood . caleb : then we have a deal . [ scene_break ] reese : how did you do that ? casey : oh -- do what , reese ? reese : that branch came out of nowhere and totally knocked me down . casey : yeah ? well , i think that 's what you call being a klutz , or -- or wasted . although you know what ? it does seem early enough even for you . reese : i am not wasted . casey : oh , yeah ? reese : and you 're going to so wish you had n't done that . casey : bite me . reese : oh , i 'd love to . someday , little girl . casey : i ca n't wait . casey : look , i know , i know , ok ? `` bite me , `` a little too close to home , but you know what ? the little booger was pissing me off . jamal : who are you talking to ? hey . casey : oh , hey . uh , nobody . jamal : nobody ? casey : no . jamal : seems like a long conversation to be having with nobody . casey : uh -- well , you know , sometimes , i -- i like talking to the clouds . jamal : no , i do n't know , because you do n't do that , marissa . in fact , you do n't do anything you used to do . but i did see how you made that branch jump off the ground and knock reese on her butt . i did see that . casey : you saw that ? jamal : yeah . in fact , i 'm starting to see everything now -- casey . it is you , is n't it ? [ scene_break ] jack : all right , you 're telling me tess went to see caleb , and you just let her go ? god , i hope it 's not too late . alison : no , wait , jack . i do n't think that you should go . jack : what ? ? alison : i do n't think that you should try and stop her . she thinks that maybe she can turn caleb around , and i think that she can . you should at least let her try . jack : alison , do you remember who we 're dealing with here ? alison : i know who we 're dealing with here . i know caleb , and i know what he 's done . but if she thinks that -- that she can get through to him , then ca n't you at least let her try ? i think that she can do it again . last night was proof of that . jack : alison -- alison : she 's special . so why is n't this possible ? please , why ? jack : you put her up to this , did n't you ? alison : no , i did n't . i just thought that maybe -- jack : no , i do n't care what you thought . you had no right to put her in this kind of danger . alison : i -- he 's not going to hurt her . jack : he does n't give a damn about tess . all he 's after is livvie ! alison : jack , please -- i just thought that maybe -- jack : no , no . she 's in danger . and you better hope it 's not too late to stop it . alison : wait -- i 'm going to come with you . [ scene_break ] tess : where is stephen ? i 'm -- i 'm here to see stephen . joshua : well , stephen 's not here . therefore , i 'm afraid it 's just you and me . tess : i 'll come back later . joshua : you 're frightened of me , are n't you ? i mean , i can understand that . but there 's no reason to be . i -- i 'm not going to hurt you . tess : you tried to kill me and livvie . you pushed us into the river . joshua : i 'm really sorry about that . no , i really am . i was having an unbelievably bad day and i made a mistake and i -- i regret it . but you 're so good and you 're so pure , you -- you have n't told anyone , particularly stephen . and i know you 're going to find it in your heart to forgive me . tess : you 're not sorry . i do n't believe you . joshua : tess -- tess : you 're bad . you 're very bad . [ scene_break ] casey : hey , jamal , i do n't know what you 're talking about . i mean -- [ jamal sighs ] casey : you actually think that i , marissa , am casey . jamal : come on , come on , come on , kill all that noise , ok ? i 've been following you , ok ? i 've seen you in action . casey : great ! great . no one 's supposed to know about this ! ed is going to kill me ! jamal : funny , i thought you already were dead . casey : i am dead . i 'm an angel , ok ? i have been ever since you met me . what -- no -- no shock ? no freaking out ? jamal : are you serious ? that 's supposed to surprise me ? i 'm from port charles , ok ? no , but i do have one question for you . casey : ok , just one ? jamal : yeah , just one . where 's your sister marissa ? casey : yeah . um -- i -- i had to send her away . jamal : you what ? casey : look , she -- she was about to out stephen as a vampire , all right ? she would have gotten herself killed . so i did n't know what else to do , so i sent her home and i -- jamal : ok , ok , ok , ok , ok . i understand . ok , that 's fine . i 've been actually trying to get through to her so she could see how much danger she 's been in , but -- casey : right . jamal : i 'm just glad you got through to her . casey : yeah , me , too . jamal : yeah . so , where is she ? i want to see her . come on , where is she at ? casey : um -- you ca n't , jamal . she 's off - limits to you and to everybody else . jamal : oh , wait , wait , wait -- casey : no , you know what ? if you -- if you even bring her back into this , she 'll get pulled in and she 'll die , all right ? you got to leave her alone . jamal : i do n't believe this . casey : look , man , if it makes any difference , it was really hard for her to leave you . i mean , she -- she really digs you . jamal : yeah . casey : the important thing is that she 's all right . right ? jamal : yeah . she really is ok , right ? casey : yeah . and look , i 'm sorry you had to see me macking on ricky like that . it 's just i missed him so much , you know ? jamal : do n't worry about it . i understand . i mean , i understand now . does ricky know ? casey : no . no , and he ca n't . he does n't -- he does n't need to know that i 'm his guardian angel , ok ? jamal : ok , ok , do n't worry about it . i 'm not going to tell anybody . besides , i do n't think anybody would believe me , anyway . casey : thank you . jamal : yeah . no problem . but i got to tell you , you 're doing a pretty bang - up job at playing marissa . it 's not too good . casey : i know , i know , i know . it 's just so hard . i -- i did n't think it was going to be this hard . jamal : yeah , i know . just -- you 'll be ok . just need a few pointers from somebody who really knew her well . [ scene_break ] ian : all right , little man . you be good for uncle tim , ok ? do you want another one of these ? i 'm going to keep fighting . and that 's why we 're going to be a family again . all right ? come on . tim : all right , big guy . ian : goodbye , boy . tim : say `` bye - bye . `` ian : thank you . bye . lucy : hey , he 'll be back before you know it . this whole separation thing , it 's just -- it 's just temporary , that 's all . ian : how did you know ? how did you know that was exactly what i needed ? lucy : lucky guess , i guess . ian : i feel like a father again . lucy : and that 's never going to change , ever . ian : thank god for you , lucy . thank god . [ scene_break ] kevin : huh . i see your future , lucy and ian . and it 's not pretty . [ scene_break ] tess : you 're a bad man . i do n't believe a word you 're saying . joshua : i just want you to listen to me . i 'm trying to explain to you that i was wrong . i do n't want you to stay away from stephen . on the contrary , i think you 're exactly what he deserves . tess : i do n't have to talk to you . get away from me . joshua : no , you do n't have to talk to me , but you have to listen to me . listen to what i have to say . tess : jack ! jack : get your hands off of her ! tess : oh , god . jack : hey . alison : god , it 's you . joshua : yes , my dear , it 's me . i 'm back . boo . tess : can you please take me home ? jack : yeah . tess : he does n't like me . jack : let 's go . we 're going . tess : leav alison : yeah , we all -- we all have to get out of here . jack : come on . [ scene_break ] caleb : can you give me one good reason why i should n't kill you right now ? [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] jack : every time i turn my back , you 're going to see caleb , or he comes to you , and i just don know what to do . alison : i saw him ! rafe : who ? you saw who ? alison : i saw joshua ! joshua : go on , use them . do what you have to do to me .
lucy offers words of encouragement to a very discouraged ian . when she surprises him with a visit from tim and danny , ian gets to spend some time with his little boy . at kevin 's request , caleb visits his jail cell . kevin wants his help getting out of jail . caleb agrees to help , with two conditions . the first one is that kevin has to keep lucy out of the caleb 's hair . as for the second condition , caleb will ask a favor of kevin at some point in the future , and kevin must comply . reese and `` marissa `` face off in the park , and the angel uses her powers to knock her adversary off her feet . jamal witnesses this and later confronts her about it . he knows that she 's really casey , not marissa . casey is upset about blowing her cover , but she 's relieved by jamal 's offer to teach her how to be marissa . home again , kevin thinks about his plans for his wife and her lover , and they 're not pretty . alison explains why she 's changed her mind about letting tess try to heal caleb . grateful for alison 's belief in her , tess goes to try to find `` stephen `` so that she can heal him . when jack finds out , he 's furious with alison for talking her into this and endangering her life . at the studio , joshua informs tess that they have some unfinished business . alarmed , tess tries to get away , but joshua insists on straightening things out . he apologizes for trying to kill her , then says that he does n't want her to stay away from `` stephen `` after all . jack and alison come to her rescue , and alison is stunned to see the man her mother killed . caleb is very angry with joshua and asks for a reason not to kill him .
elizabeth 's voice : `` vampire symptoms are relieved when a vampire makes love with a slayer `` ? a slayer ? lucy and ian . elizabeth : alison loves rafe -- i know that . it 's just this does n't count . i 'm just having sex with my daughter 's fiancé because it 's the only way to save my life . [ knock on door ] elizabeth : that 's all i 'm doing , i 'm just saving my life . [ scene_break ] jamal : what do you mean , tess turned into livvie ? jack : well , it 's just like i said . caleb gave her the music box and it was like a flick of a switch . rafe : what did she say ? jack : well , mostly stuff about caleb , how much she wanted him . jamal : ah , man . that 's got to suck , dude . i 'm sorry . rafe : what did you do ? how 'd you get her out of it ? jack : well , i closed the music box and then she went back to tess , but , see , she did n't believe it . jamal : oh , my god . this is like seriously off the charts , even for port charles . this is crazy , man . jack : yeah , well , no matter how you turn it , caleb 's always after the girl i love . rafe : hey , that does n't matter . we 're onto him , all right ? jack : oh , and that 's supposed to take me feel better , rafe ? rafe : no . you know what ? just smarter , ok , so let 's see it . the music box , jack . jack : why ? rafe : because , you see , whoever controls that box controls the next time livvie makes an appearance . jack : yeah , well , we do n't have to worry about that . i made sure livvie 's not coming back . jamal : oh , come on now , big boy . what 'd you do with the box ? jack : i took a sledgehammer and beat it into a million pieces . rafe : that 's not smart , jack . not smart at all . [ scene_break ] ricky : marissa , what are you doing ? casey : hey , you 're late . ricky : yeah . i know . you sure took off the other day . casey : oh , well , yeah -- i told you i had someplace i had to be . ricky : yeah -- someplace not near me . casey : what are you yakking about ? ricky : you 're flipping out . one minute , you got me in this lip lock , and the next minute you 're all turning bipolar . i think this whole breakup with jamal is hitting you harder than you realize . reese : i know stephen 's the man , but he 's hardly ever here anymore and it 's a real dis when we have to stand around like we 've got nothing better to do . joshua : well , the stephen clay experience is more than just the sum of its parts . everybody has to make a sacrifice for the music . caz : oh , man , do n't get me started on the music . have you heard that latest one , that -- that `` newborn heart `` ? man , that 's like metallica trying to do barry manilow . reese : yeah -- a sappy chick song . it 's not what we do , josh . joshua : well , every artist needs to experiment with new forms . reese : oh , yeah ? well , this form is about five feet tall and weighs as much as a drowned rat and goes by the name of tess . i really do n't know what he sees in her . caz : boss , what 's up ? caleb : wee going to be making some changes . reese : oh , i can hardly wait . caleb : what was that , reese ? reese : i said `` changes , great . `` caz : what , some more slow songs , man ? caleb : no . we 're getting rid of `` newborn heart `` -- it 's not for us . none of that stuff is for us . [ caz chuckles ] caz : man , i worship at your altar , stephen . i mean , you had me worried with all of that -- you know , that bubble gum stuff , man . caleb : those days are over . reese : they are ? caleb : and i take full responsibility for ever getting them started . we are going to go back to remembering who we are . we 're going to start playing rock ' n ' roll again . caz : all right ! caleb : anybody got a problem with that ? [ scene_break ] alison : mother -- elizabeth : well , alison , just do n't stand out there . come in . are you -- are you alone ? alison : well , yes , i 'm alone . elizabeth : well , obviously you are . you 're -- no one 's with you . alison : are you ok ? elizabeth : yeah . yeah , i 'm fine . alison : because i got your message and you said that you needed to talk to rafe and he had something to do , so i said i would check on you . elizabeth : yeah , i -- alison : you were really starting to worry me . elizabeth : i -- i know . i 'm just better now . i -- you should n't have bothered . i 'm sorry . alison : ooh , just like that ? well , what -- what was it ? elizabeth : what ? what was what ? alison : well , you said you needed to see rafe . you had to see rafe , so what was it ? elizabeth : oh , that , yeah -- just vampire stuff , you know ? just something a slayer would know . alison : well , can i maybe help you ? elizabeth : well , truthfully , alison , i do n't -- i do n't feel real comfortable with that . alison : why not ? elizabeth : it 's just humiliating having my daughter see me like this . it 's -- alison : mother , what are you talking about ? i just helped you bury a body and i 've seen your bloody fangs . i do n't think there is anything in this world that you ca n't say to me . elizabeth : i -- i just do n't know how i should be feeling , physically or emotionally , and rafe 's a slayer , and i 'm just certain that -- that he 's the only one that has what i need . [ scene_break ] jack : look , i came home and livvie was here instead of tess , so i grabbed that music box and smashed it into a million pieces . what else am i supposed to do , huh ? jamal : no one 's blaming you . jack : it was a little upsetting . jamal : that 's fine , no one 's blaming you . rafe : all right , all right , all right , all right ! just get the music box , ok , whatever 's left of it and we 'll see if we can put it back together . jamal : i do n't get why is music box is so important . rafe : because that 's the key to beating caleb . jack : oh , and how do you figure ? rafe : we give him livvie . jack : oh , the hell we will , rafe ! jamal : whoa , whoa , whoa . jack , just listen . so you 're saying we open up the box , livvie strolls out , caleb lets his guard down , and pow -- we got him ? rafe : yeah . something like that . now first off , i have to believe that caleb does n't know that the box works on tess . jamal : huh , well , that 's kind of a big leap , considering he 's the one that actually gave it to her . rafe : yeah , but you know what ? he would n't have let it out of his hands if he knew it would give him what he wanted . jack : right , right , that makes sense because he would 've taken her . rafe : and what caleb wants more than anything else is livvie . now , the box is the key to controlling livvie , and livvie , i guess you could say , is the key to controlling caleb . jamal : right . rafe : now , if we time this out right -- jamal : livvie appears when we say and we got ourselves one dead bat . rafe : right . dead , yeah . jamal : what , dude , something wrong ? rafe : no -- if we succeed , the balance between good and evil will have shifted . jamal : you 're damn right -- that 's great ! jack : yeah , but what does that have to do with anything ? caleb 's voice : when someone 's sent back to earth from upstairs , like you were , downstairs gets to do likewise . even stephen , so to speak . so when you traded in your halo for the woman you love , let 's just say i got a get - out - of - hell- free card . [ jamal claps ] jamal : rafe ! hey . jack : you were just talking about the balance between good and evil . what does that mean ? rafe : never mind . all that matters now is getting caleb , all right ? jamal : ok , so , yeah , where is it , then ? jack : hey , it 's out in the trash , the box -- jamal : well , all right -- jack : it 's out here . come on . it must still be in here . jack : oh , my god . rafe : what ? jack : it 's gone . [ scene_break ] alison : well , i 'm sorry that rafe could n't be here , but i 'll let him know that you need him . elizabeth : thank you . that 's very generous . alison : right . well , that 's the least i can do , seeing as though my mother is a vampire and my soon - to - be husband is a vampire slayer . it 's so weird . you never really think that those words are going to come out of your mouth , you know ? it 's funny because you start to think back on , like , silly things and that section in the yearbook where they always say you 're most likely to do something . i was always voted most likely to marry a doctor or host a cotillion or go to the spa and spend my weekdays getting seaweed wraps and that kind of stuff . i never actually thought that this would be a part of that category . huh . elizabeth : you ' handling it beautifully . alison : thank you . i ca n't really answer any questions for you , but i could try and make this a little bit nicer . why do n't you let me get you out of here ? elizabeth : oh , i -- i 'm just kind of tired . alison : no , i do n't -- i do n't mean , you know , right now , just for an hour . i mean for good . so why do n't you let me go get you a -- a cute apartment or a -- let me help you find a cottage . we could decorate together . that would be fun . elizabeth : that 'd be great . let me just get my life and myself under control first and then we 'll do that . i 'd love that . alison : ok . well , you are drinking your water , are n't you ? elizabeth : oh , hmm -- mm - hmm , yeah . alison : good , because that 's the best way that rafe says to control your symptoms . elizabeth : hmm . alison : and i was n't really going to tell you this right now until i knew for sure , but rafe is working on a plan to end all of this . elizabeth : he is ? alison : mm - hmm . elizabeth : well , what ? how ? alison : well , i ca n't tell you that right now and please do n't press me . i just -- i ca n't get into it . but if anybody can do this , it 's rafe . he 's smart and he 's brave and he is the most honorable man i know . elizabeth : you love him so much , do n't you ? alison : with all of my heart . why would you even ask me something like that ? elizabeth : you know what ? tell him not to come . alison : mother , you 're driving me nuts ! do you want him to come or not come ? elizabeth : no . alison : stay , not -- elizabeth : no . i do n't need him . um , i was just kind of nervous and i 'm fine now . alison : ok . elizabeth : you made everything fine . ok ? alison : ok . well , i 'll just go and i 'll call you later . elizabeth : ok . alison : ok ? bye . elizabeth : bye , baby . alison : i love you . elizabeth : i love you , sweetie . [ elizabeth sighs ] elizabeth : oh . congratulations , elizabeth . you do have a conscience after all . [ scene_break ] jamal : uh -- now what ? rafe : well , it 's not over . i mean , a music box -- it does n't just disappear off the face of the earth . it 's just waiting someplace for us to find it . jamal : yeah , like in a million pieces . jack : yes , everywhere . i blew it . rafe : no , look . you know , if the mic box could bring livvie out , there 's got to be some other way . we just got to figure it out . jack : you never give up , do you , rafe , huh ? rafe : yeah , i do , but then i get over it and get back to work . jamal : ok , that 's fine . can i ask you one really stupid question ? rafe : yeah , go ahead . jamal : how many times does caleb have to die before he really dies ? jack : yeah . i mean , we all thought livvie killed caleb . jamal : yeah , and now he 's back , bigger than life . rafe : well , let me tell you , this time will be different because this time , he 'll be killed by a slayer . jamal : ok , so let 's say we do this . what 's the slayer routine ? rafe : well , first of all , it would be better if we actually had the music box . jack : we can keep looking , all right ? rafe : ok . and we 're going to have to get caleb off his water . this way , it 'll make him more vulnerable . it 'll break down his defenses and tess can get to him and -- all right , jack , we 'll do everything to protect her , ok ? jack : all right . jamal : ok , ok , ok , good . so , we 're going to cover every square inch of ground out there , looking for the box and everything because like the man said , it does n't just get up and walk away , right ? jack : right , let 's go . let 's go . jamal : whoa . hey . jack : oh . alison : hi . jamal : hey , hi . jack : hi . alison : what are you guys doing ? jamal : nothing . jack : oh , not -- just chilling . rafe : tess actually lost something really important of hers . we were going to help jack find it . jamal : that 's exactly it . jack : yeah , it 's probably in the woods or something . alison : oh - oh , meaning you do n't want to tell me what you 're doing ? rafe : we 'll tell you when it 's time , ok ? alison : i 'm not a spy . i do n't agree with some of the plans that you 're making , but i 'm certainly not going to tell anyone . rafe : all right , all right , you 're right . i 'm sorry . look , it 's , you know , business as usual . we 're just trying to find a way to knock off caleb . jack : yeah , alison , tess is resting . would you mind watching her ? jamal : yeah . jack : we 'll be back shortly . alison : yeah , i can do that . that 's fine . but can i talk to rafe alone before you guys go ? jamal : yeah , sure . alison : right now . jack : oh . alison : thank you . jamal : oh . jack : oh , yeah , i see you want to be alone . ok , rafe , we 'll be outside . good luck . jamal : we 'll be outside , baby . alison : ok . hi . rafe : hi . alison : you guys are really bad liars , but i wo n't press the issue as long as you 'll do me one small favor . please , please , please , please , please , please ? rafe : what kind of -- well , is it a bribe ? tell me more . alison : hmm . ok . i was wondering if you might go over and see my mother for a little bit . rafe : ahem . alison : she 's really freaking out and she 's asking me all kinds of vampire questions and i really do n't feel like i 'm qualified to be answering those . rafe : what kind of vampire questions ? alison : i do n't know . she did n't really get into it , but she said that she wanted to see you . rafe : now ? you mean , like , right now ? alison : look , rafe , we do n't agree on everything , and first of all , starting with which part tess should be playing against trapping caleb , but we do agree on one thing , right ? we want things to get back to normal , right ? rafe : right . alison : ok . well , could you at least please go over and talk to my mother , just ease her mind , answer some questions for her ? please ? it would mean a lot to me . she 's really upset . please ? rafe : look , i -- i ca n't say no to you . alison : thank you . i love that about you . [ scene_break ] [ caleb 's music plays ] [ rock music plays ] caleb : hey . [ music stops ] caleb : that 's a new riff you guys are playing . and these lyrics in the second verse -- somebody want to tell me where they came from ? ricky : guilty as charged . caleb : why 'd you do that ? ricky : because it makes it better . look , you want to change them , go ahead . caz : or you could just fire his butt . [ laughter ] ricky : shut up . caleb : well , what do you know ? the lights are on and somebody is home . i like it , garza . ricky : actually , marissa did most of the work . casey : no -- no , i -- ricky : no , no , no , no , no -- you did , all right ? i 'll give credit where credit is due . caleb : either way , you guys got it there . go ahead and play it out . ricky : all right . one , two , three , four -- [ rock music plays ] [ music stops ] caleb : that 's good , guys . take five . garza , take a look at the break . i think the drums are fighting the bass . reese : hey , stephen ? i know how you hate it when i bug you about this , but about -- caleb : garza , right ? reese : well , yeah . caleb : you still want to turn him ? knock yourself out . make him one of us . do n't forget to enjoy yourself . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : you know what your problem is , elizabeth -- you are being too unselfish . oh . what am i going to do now ? i 've given away my only opportunity . [ knock on door ] rafe : elizabeth ? elizabeth : hi , rafe . i was n't expecting you . rafe : really ? alison said you needed me . elizabeth : i do . i do , indeed . come in . joshua : elizabeth , pick up the phone . elizabeth , i need you now . reese : so , drummer boy , it looks like you made big points today . ricky : yeah , well , it 's still early . reese : when the boss man gives his stamp of approval , it 's something to celebrate . ricky garza -- full - fledged member of the experience . what do you say ? ricky : are you asking me out ? reese : why not ? we 're having a big blowout , everyone 's coming . i say we go together . ricky : sounds great . yeah . reese : it will be a night to remember . i promise . casey : do n't go . ricky : what do you care ? casey : look , i care , ok ? you can do a whole lot better than that little skank . ricky : hey , stop it , ok ? reese happens to be very talented -- casey : oh -- ricky : and she 's not crazy like some other people . casey : look , i 'm not crazy about this , ok ? i have a really bad feeling . ricky : you 're just determined to ruin my good time , are n't you ? casey : ok , you know what ? tell you what -- i will go with you to this party . ricky : no . i do n't break my dates , i do n't go changing my mind every five minutes , and it 's a bad idea . sorry . bye . kevin 's voice : come on , caleb . the longer you live among us , the more like us you become . you 're becoming human . [ caleb 's music plays ] [ music stops ] reese : i got myself a really yummy drummer . caleb : well , i like my band to be happy . reese : can i show you how grateful i am ? caleb : oh , i think i see how grateful you are . but i think i 'd like to taste it . reese : oh . caleb : right here -- reese : ooh . caleb : and right here . i almost forgot what sensational skin you have . reese : i 'm always first with you , stephen . caleb : i know . reese : now . caleb : say `` please . `` reese : please . [ scene_break ] jamal : oh , you know , i do n't like leaving alison out of the loop . jack : i know , but we have to do what we have to do . all right ? and i really do n't think she 's onboard , so -- jamal : yeah . look , it 's not here , man . it 's not here . jack : but where is it ? jamal : i do n't know . i mean , we 're fighting vampires , dude . for all i know , it could be in hell . [ scene_break ] alison : i swear i 've seen that someplace before . tess : jack said he was throwing it away , but i guess he changed his mind . it 's pretty , is n't it ? listen . [ music box plays ] alison : it 's very lovely . where did you get it ? livvie : that is none of your business , bitch . [ next_on ] livvie : you 're the one who does n't recognize someone you used to call your so- called best friend once upon a time . alison : livvie ? elizabeth : you can kill me or you can have sex with me . lucy : ian , what do you want me to do for you right at this -- [ lucy screams ]
elizabeth rationalizes her intention to seduce rafe , but a talk with alison changes her mind . jack fills rafe and jamal in on what happened with tess , livvie , and the music box . rafe worries when jack reveals that he smashed the offending box to smithereens . he thinks they need the music box to get to livvie , and ultimately to caleb . they decide to retrieve it from the trash and try to put it back together , but it 's gone . rafe thinks they still have a chance , but having the music box would help . jamal wants to know how to kill caleb and actually make him stay dead . rafe is confident it will work this time because a slayer will be the one to kill him . alison stops by the house and asks rafe to pay her mother a visit . ricky confronts `` marissa `` about her `` bipolar `` behavior . caleb informs the band that from now on they 'll be playing rock music instead of songs like `` newborn heart . `` he finally gives reese permission to turn ricky , and she shows her gratitude by letting caleb feed on her . ricky accepts reese 's invitation to be her date to the band 's party , and he wo n't listen when `` marissa `` tries to talk him out of it . elizabeth regrets calling off the visit from rafe , and she 's pleasantly surprised when he shows up at her room anyway . after hearing caleb give reese permission to turn ricky , joshua tries unsuccessfully to reach elizabeth . jack and jamal sift through the trash again but eventually give up . tess carries the music box into the living room and shows it to alison . when tess allows the music to play , livvie returns .
lucy : hey . now is the time for all good medical research type personnel to come eat their dinner . i got you sweet - and - sour something , and i got kung pao something , and some moo shu something , and you 're going to love it . ian : yeah . lucy : yeah . well , that 's -- what is that ? what is that `` yeah `` ? ian : i may have found something . i 'm not sure , not yet . lucy : what does that mean ? ian : i 've found what i think is a stable solution . lucy : that 's great , but what does that mean ? ian : it means a cure . lucy : really ? really , a cure ? you think it 's -- ian : maybe a cure , maybe . lucy : i like maybes , but could n't we turn a maybe into a definitely ? how ? ian : well , we 'll try it out . lucy : try it out . like a test ? when ? on who ? when would we do that ? ian : on me , right now . [ scene_break ] alison : what did you just say to me ? livvie : you heard me . where i found this is none of your business , and what the hell are you doing here , anyway ? alison : um , tess -- livvie : always hanging around , always trying to make trouble . alison : why are you so -- livvie : `` why ? `` wake up ! use the two brain cells you have left -- if you 've even got two . i happen to hate you , remember ? alison : i do n't know what you 're so upset about , and i do n't know what 's wrong . livvie : `` wrong `` ? no , no , nothing is wrong . in fact , everything is finally right again . you 're the one who does n't recognize someone you used to call your so - called best friend once upon a time . alison : oh , my god . livvie , no . livvie : oh , do n't you wish . yeah . tess : what ? jack ? [ scene_break ] elizabeth : you make yourself comfortable . we 're family . i wo n't bite . rafe : ok , so , look , alison said you knew . elizabeth : i do . i need you . you 're the only one who can help me . rafe : with what ? elizabeth : it 's a little hard to explain . rafe : well , try . elizabeth : we have to talk . rafe : about what ? what do we need to talk about ? elizabeth : well , there 's something , something really important . rafe : really ? well , i 'll tell you what , i 'm dealing with something important myself right now , so -- well , you know how it is -- a town full of vampires , a slayer 's work is never done . elizabeth : you know , this is n't going to take very long . is it hot in here ? are n't you hot ? rafe : no , it 's -- really , it 's not that hot . elizabeth : no , feel me . am i hot ? rafe : whoa , whoa , whoa , hold on . what are you doing ? elizabeth : no , no , no , no , just look , rafe , look . look . look . just touch me , taste -- rafe : i do n't -- what the heck are you doing ? elizabeth : we have to have sex , rafe . we have to have sex . now . right now . [ scene_break ] tess : i do n't understand . did something -- did something just happen ? jack : no , no , it 's just been a long day . look , why do n't you just grab us some sodas in the fridge . tess : ok . jack : ok ? tess : i 'll be right back . alison : ok . water 's fine with me . jack : ok . alison : what just happened there ? jack : i do n't know , but tell me how that got here . alison : i do n't know . she came in and she was carrying that . but as soon as she opened it , like , i do n't know , something started to happen . jack : caleb gave tess the music box . alison : oh , god . jack : yes , and then i destroyed it , and suddenly it came back together . i do n't know . alison : yeah , just like caleb . jack : so , alison , now do you know what we 're dealing with ? alison : yes , i understand . and anything that you need -- i 'm sorry . jack : ok , just get rafe back here , and i 'll take care of tess . i 'll make sure she stays busy . alison : ok , i will go as fast as i can , and then i 'll come back . jack , i 'm really sorry . i am , ok ? jack : i 'm just glad we 're on the same page , all right ? alison : all right . tess : there was n't any soda , so i just got some waters . jack : oh , hey , water 's fine . tess : where 's alison ? jack : she just left for a little bit . rafe needed her . tess : `` need `` ? jack : yeah . hey , let 's just sit down , ok ? tess : jack , you need to tell me what just happened because something did . i can feel it . jack : you do n't remember , do you ? tess : i was coming out of the bedroom . i saw alison sitting here , and then i went over to the music box , and then i opened it so she can hear the -- jack : the what ? tess : the music , and then the next thing i know , i was standing there and she was looking at me really upset , and then you were standing there -- jack : it 's ok . hey , it 's ok . i 'm here , ok ? just tell me , where did you get it ? tess : the music box ? it was right where you left it . jack : me ? tess : yes , you . who else ? [ scene_break ] lucy : no . absolutely no . ian : can you not argue with me just one time ? lucy : i have to . you do n't know what this is . you do n't know what it would do to you . you do n't know how much to even take . you do n't know what would happen . ian : i know what will happen if ido n't take it . lucy : but i know we 're fine . that water 's making you hold steady , and making love to me stops the urges enough to -- ian : well , i do n't want that . i do n't want to make love to you to stop urges . i -- i 'm -- i do n't want to turn something beautiful into a prescription . lucy : you have n't , you wo n't , and it 's not . i love making love with you , more than anything -- ian : so do i , but i need a permanent cure . lucy : please , ian , do n't even think that . ian : i want my life back ! i want my son back . and if we 're going to have a future together , then i 'm -- lucy : `` if `` ? what `` if `` ? ian : i want it to be normal . i want a normal life with you . i want to be strong for you and predictable and grow old with you . lucy : ok , but -- ian : and i want to make love with you because we want to , not because we have to . try to understand that , please . lucy : i love you , and love what you just said , and i do understand . ian : you do ? lucy : i do . lucy : for us ? ian : for us . [ scene_break ] rafe : what are you doing ? are you out of your mind ? elizabeth : rafe -- rafe : this is a joke , right ? i mean , it 's a really bad joke . elizabeth : listen to me . rafe : i mean , it 's , like , a nightmare bad joke . elizabeth : think of it as saving someone 's life -- rafe : i am . elizabeth : saving someone 's soul . rafe : i am -- mine . elizabeth : no , rafe , look , i know -- i know you love alison -- rafe : yeah , i do . elizabeth : and she loves you so much , and she 's happy , and i want her to stay that way . rafe : ok , then , you know what ? what you 're doing does n't make any sense at all . elizabeth : no , i know exactly what i 'm doing . you just do n't understand . rafe : i do n't understand what ? what ? elizabeth : you do n't understand what happens when a vampire sleeps with a slayer . rafe : ok , what ? what happens ? elizabeth : all the symptoms disappear . rafe : they what ? elizabeth : the hunger and the cravings -- rafe : what -- this is crazy . who told you that ? elizabeth : no , listen -- rafe : that does n't make any sense . elizabeth : rafe , you 're the only one that can help me . you can do two things . you can kill me , or you can have sex with me . rafe : elizabeth -- elizabeth : no . rafe : elizabeth -- alison : mother , i went to -- mother ! rafe ! rafe : hey , alison . elizabeth : alison , listen , i can explain this . alison : yeah , please do explain . elizabeth : it is not what it looks like . alison : really ? why do n't you give me your version of what you think it looks like . rafe : see , here 's the thing . somehow your mother got this crazy idea that if she had sex with a slayer , all her vampire symptoms would be cured . alison : what ? elizabeth : it 's true . no , it 's true . i have proof . if a vampire makes love with a slayer , all of your symptoms vanish . alison : do you know anything about this ? rafe : no , it 's news to me . elizabeth : no , but , listen , you know how desperate i was . my god , alison , i tried to kill myself . i ca n't handle this anymore . and when i found that out , i just needed rafe -- he was just here . i was just trying to get him to help cure me ! alison : mother , shut up ! god ! rafe , i 'm so sorry . i thought that maybe my mother needed your help . i did n't know she needed your -- elizabeth : i did ! i do ! i know , it 's unusual . alison : oh , my -- `` unusual `` ? yeah , it 's a little unusual . it 's sick ! you 're embarrassing yourself ! elizabeth : alison , it 's my last hope . it 's my only hope . it was going to change everything . alison : right -- for you . of course . it 's always about you . you , you , you . you need hope . this is your last thing . this is all about you . i 'm so sick of that . you asked me to bring over the man that i love , the man of my life , and little did i know you had this planned all along ? elizabeth : no ! no , alison . rafe : ok , that 's enough . alison : no , it 's not . i 'm not finished yet . rafe : yes , you are . elizabeth , you did n't mean it , did you ? elizabeth : no . baby , i 'm sorry . rafe : all right , come on . elizabeth : you do n't understand . alison : oh , right . rafe : you know what you need to do ? keep just gulping that water of yours because this other crazy idea of yours , it was never going to help you , it was never an option , all right ? elizabeth : you guys , wait . please , you do n't understand . all i -- please . i 'm begging you . do n't leave , please . i 'm so sorry . just do n't leave , ok ? do n't leave . [ scene_break ] tess : you know that box was right next to the bed when i woke up this morning . i mean , who else could have put there while i was sleeping ? jack : yeah . you really do n't know , do you ? tess : no . jack : tess , when you opened that music box -- tess : something strange happens , something i ca n't remember ? jack : what ? tess : like -- it 's like a dream . i 'm asleep , and a part of me is still awake in a dark corner somewhere , but the other part of me wakes up and then it feels like -- jack , what happens when i open this music box ? why ca n't i remember ? jack : it probably reminds you of bad memories . see , livvie had a music box just like this , and she felt really strong about it , too . tess : livvie . jack : and i know how close you and livvie were , anyway , so i guess i had no right to try to get rid of the music box . tess : that 's all right . jack , you were trying to help me , to keep me from hearing the music that makes me forget , that makes -- jack : so maybe -- hey , tess , maybe i 'll just keep it . tess : yeah . jack : ok ? tess : mm - hmm . yeah , yeah . you take it because i really love it and i want it , but now that i remember , the song -- there 's something about it that is n't right , jack . jack : promise me that you will not open this unless i 'm with you . tess : i promise . please , just hide it from me , please . i wo n't ever open it , not alone , i promise . i promise , jack , please -- jack : hey -- tess : please , just hold me . jack : ok , i 'm going to hold you . tess : just hold me , hold me . jack : i got you , i got you . you 're safe , ok ? i 'm going to take care of you . just trust me . [ scene_break ] ian : well , there goes nothing . whew . lucy : ok . so far so -- good . no . no . are you ok ? is -- what is it ? uh -- do you want me to get you something ? what can i do ? ian , what do you want me to do for you right at this -- oh ! oh ! ok . ok , why do n't i go get you your water . let me get your water -- oh ! ian , listen to me . let me make you feel better , ok ? let me make you feel better . let me make you feel better . i can do that , you know ? let me make you feel better . uh -- ian . ian -- no ! [ ian screams ] lucy : ian , listen to me ! you got to stop -- ian , honey ! oh ! oh ! no ! ian , no . stop . ian , no . you do n't want to do this . ian , just stop . ian , no ! stop ! just stop . please stop ! [ scene_break ] alison : you 're sorry ? elizabeth : i am . i mean that , alison , i do . alison : right , and even if believed you , that makes everything ok ? elizabeth : alison , i 've lost everything -- my marriage , my family , my future . i do n't -- i have absolutely no future , no hope , no help . everything is right there in that bottle . that 's all that i have . i can drink that , and it 'll just keep me alive , one tortured day after another after another . that 's how it 's going to continue to be for me . it 's never going to change ! alison : oh , my god . rafe : wait , you know what ? you 're wrong about that , though . elizabeth : what ? rafe : well , there is a way . we have to kill caleb , and then you go back to normal . elizabeth : yeah , but that does n't have anything -- it 's never going to happen . that 's impossible . alison : oh , mother , please -- elizabeth : and even if it does , you know , it does n't even -- oh , it 's not going to save me , anyway . it just -- oh , my god , i 'm just starting to lose my mind ! rafe : `` starting `` ? elizabeth : you do n't care . and i do n't blame you . and i know that you , you hate me . alison : mother , please , just do n't . no excuses , ok ? i have heard a lifetime 's worth . alison : caleb is everywhere . he 's everywhere . i mean , look what he 's already done to my mother . she tries to seduce you just so she can get free ? give me a break . and after you left jack 's house , tess comes out with some music box . she starts listening to it , to the music . and guess who pops out of her . rafe : livvie . alison : yeah , livvie . we both know that he 's not going to stop on his own . what do we do ? i do n't know what to do . rafe : what do you do ? you do exactly what you always do -- you follow your heart . all right , just do whatever you need to do . alison : i 'll do what i have to do . rafe : all right . rafe : ok , jack , it 's time to talk . alison : mother , look at me . look at me . elizabeth : no , i ca n't . i 'm so sorry . i always do everything wrong , everything . alison : yes , sometimes . elizabeth : are you ever going to be able to forgive me ? alison : this might take a very long , long time . elizabeth : as long as there is hope for that , i will wait . [ scene_break ] tess : jack , please , do n't ever let go . jack : well , if i do n't let go , i wo n't be able to give you your present . tess : present ? jack : mm - hmm . tess : why ? jack : let 's just say because i love you . that 's a good enough reason , right ? so open it . tess : jack ! jack : so what do you think ? it 's just like your old one . tess : yes , it 's exactly the same . jack : yeah , i just thought times have kind of been tough , and i thought this might help . tess : it -- it does , it helps a lot , and i love you a lot . jack : i love you , too . tess : thank you . she 's back . we are going to have one of our own soon , too . [ phone rings ] jack : hello . rafe : hey , it 's rafe . so , you got the music box ? jack : yeah , yeah . it 's more like the music box found us . rafe : all right , well , guess what -- this is the sign we 've been waiting for . it 's time . jack : right . right , i know this is the only way to go . as much as i love her , i have to send tess out , alone . [ scene_break ] ian : let me go . lucy : no , never . ian -- look at me . look at me ! listen to me . caleb will not win . do you hear me ? we will not let him win . you are mine , and i belong to you . you -- you have to fight this . you have to fight for us , for the future we can have together and for what we might be . listen to me -- ian , fight for danny ! your son needs you . he needs you so much . you have to fight for him . and you have to fight for your life back . do n't you want your life back ? you have to fight to be a doctor again , fight for what you love . you heal people . you do n't hurt people ! you do n't destroy the people you love . ian , please , this is n't you . come back to me the way you are . you told me that we have a future together . you said that , and i believed that because i believe in you . oh ! i believe in you . you will not hurt me . ian -- oh , my god . you have to keep fighting this . that 's the way . you have to come back to me because you 're the man that i love with all my soul . will you please , just breathe , ian . just breathe . oh , please , please come back to me . come back . ian , please . ian : lucy . lucy : yeah . yeah . i 'm here . ian : oh , god , lucy . lucy : i know , i know . it 's ok . it 's ok . it 's all right . you 're you and i 'm me and we 're us . it 's ok . ian : dear god , i 'm -- lucy : no , do n't , shh , shh . it 's ok . we 're all right . we 're going to be ok , ok ? just please do n't ever do that to me again , never . never . [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] rafe : i ca n't be the one to kill caleb . ian : and if you 're not the one , then who ? rafe : it 's up to you . it 's time to make your first kill . reese : i 've got a gift for you . ricky : ooh , is it a nice , big surprise ? reese : oh , yeah .
ian believes that he 's found a cure , but the only way to know is to test it out on himself . despite her initial protests , lucy gives in and agrees to let him inject himself with the serum . within seconds of the injection , ian 's symptoms return , and lucy is unable to help . he turns violent , and she pulls out a knife for protection . they struggle for control of the knife , and ian begs her to kill him , but she refuses . lucy eventually manages to calm him down , and he reverts to normal . alison is stunned by what `` tess `` says to her until she realizes that it really is n't tess at all . when jack closes the music box , tess returns , sending livvie back inside . jack sends alison to get rafe . he shields tess from the truth about what what really happens during her memory lapses . convinced that having sex with a slayer will cure her , elizabeth makes every effort to seduce rafe . he thinks this is crazy , but elizabeth pushes him down on the bed and climbs on top of him . alison arrives just in time , and she 's furious to see what her mother is up to . elizabeth tries to explain , but rafe insists that it would n't have worked . alison is tired the way her mother makes everything out to be about herself . walking out of the room with rafe , she fills him in on what happened at jack 's after he left . she goes back inside to talk to her mother , who 's ashamed of herself . as long as there 's hope that alison will forgive her someday , she can handle it . jack promises to hide the music box from tess . she does n't ever want to open it again unless jack is there with her . she 's thrilled to receive the rag doll he bought her , which is identical to the one she had when he found her . she promises that they 'll soon have a baby of their own . rafe tells jack that it 's time to put their plan into action .
ian : i test my experiments -- nothing . i -- lucy : it 's ok . it 's going to be ok . ian : no , it 's not . this was supposed to be the cure . instead , i lost it . lucy : you did n't . you -- you did n't , ok ? you did n't . ian : no , not tonight . what about the next time , the time after that ? we 're back to square one . lucy : maybe . hey . you ca n't give up hope because that 's about all we 've got right now , huh ? [ knock on door ] rafe : ian , open up ! it 's me ! ian : what is it ? rafe : hey . lucy : rafe . rafe : lucy , i 'm glad you 're here . look , we 're ready . we did it . we 're going after caleb . ian : what ? lucy : how ? rafe : tess . lucy : tess ? no -- no . there is no way jack will go for that . no . rafe : well , he 's the one setting her up . [ scene_break ] tess : i hope green tea is ok . jack : yeah . yeah , this is great . tess : it 's hot . jack : look , tess , there 's really something we need to talk about . tess : ok . jack : i know how bad you want to reach out to stephen 's good side . tess : i do , and you said you would help me . jack : yeah . yeah , and i meant it . it 's just that if you 're going to do this , i want to do it , you know , all the way . tess : so do i . jack : it 's just that stephen sometimes can hide himself , his true self , his true feelings . tess : hide ? jack : yeah . tess , not just from you but from all of us . and unless you can find some way to get past that barrier , then i do n't know if you 'll be able to save him . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] reese : wicked party , is n't , , caz ? caz : yeah . reese : have n't seen you - know - who yet , though . caz : and who might that be ? reese : ricky , jerk . like i have n't waited all year to turn him . caz : he 'll get here . reese : yeah , not soon enough . caleb : soon enough for what ? reese : hey , stephen . great party , man . caleb : got to put some better music on . some of ours . [ music changes ] reese : yeah ! caz : yeah ! yeah ! reese : yeah ! caleb : is that for me ? woman : oh , it 's all for you , mr. clay . just say the word . caleb : word . joshua , you made it . joshua : this is quite a party . caleb : yeah . we 're celebrating . joshua : celebrating what ? caleb : the return of the real stephen clay . [ scene_break ] lucy : you mean to tell us that jack is totally onboard with this ? rafe : well , no . he hates it . but it might be the only way to bring caleb down . ian : i 'd prefer a more direct approach myself . rafe : yeah , well , you see , that way everybody gets killed . caleb is too strong and too smart . this way we break him down , we make him like any other man -- vulnerable to the charms of a beautiful woman . lucy : all right . well , let 's just hope tess can get caleb to let his guard down . and then what , you move in for the kill , yeah ? rafe : yeah , sort of . except there 's one little hitch . ian : what hitch is that ? rafe : i ca n't be the one to kill caleb . ian : why not ? and if you 're not the one , then who ? lucy : oh , no , no , no , no . rafe : that 's right , cuz , it 's up to you . it 's time to make your first kill . [ scene_break ] casey : jamal ! jamal , jamal -- jamal : hey , hey , whoa -- casey : i 've been looking all over for you . jamal : whoa . what ? what 's wrong ? what ? casey : ok , look , i got to ask you a huge favor , ok ? because you 're the only one who can help because you 're the only one who knows that i 'm a guardian angel and there 's all these stupid rules that i got to follow -- jamal : ok , ok , ok . slow down , slow down . casey : ok , and i 'm really , really in big trouble this time , ok ? because i 'm not allowed to interfere in anybody 's life and i ca n't stop them from doing this thing . but you do n't -- if you do n't , then he 's a gonner , and then if he 's a gonner , then i 'm going to die ! jamal : ok , stop ! stop ! casey , would you just stop ? what ? who ? what are you talking about ? who ? what ? casey : ricky ! hello . do i have to spell it out for you ? jamal : ok , look , stop yelling , ok ? that 's fine . what kind of trouble is he in this time ? casey : ok , big - time trouble . vampire trouble . they 're going to bite him tonight , jamal . ricky 's going to get turned into a vampire ! [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] reese : see you later , caz . hey , stephen . caleb : hey , reese . i was watching you . you got some moves . reese : not as good as yours , though . having you back , feeding . caleb : oh , sweetheart , i never went that far away . reese : yeah , you did for a while , but now you 're back . and if you ever want to do me the honors -- ooh . looks like the main event just arrived . caleb : little drummer boy . reese : yeah . it 's ok still , yeah ? caleb : bon appetit , sweetheart . ricky : hey , hey , hey . reese : hey , ricky . ricky : wow . reese : what took you so long ? ricky : if i would have known it was going to be like this -- man , how come we never had a party in here before ? reese : just waiting for the right time . it 's going to get a lot better . come on . ricky : all right . joshua : you seem to be in better humor since the last time we spoke . caleb : man , i should have done this a long time ago . joshua : why did n't you ? caleb : i guess i need to remember who the hell i am . joshua : i think it 's very wise for you to move on . if i did n't know better , i 'd say you had completely forgotten . caleb : forgotten ? joshua : olivia , of course . or is it tess ? caleb : tonight 's about good times , joshua . good times and me . joshua : and being bad ? caleb : whatever i want to be . [ scene_break ] lucy : no choice , huh ? i 'm the one who has to kill caleb ? rafe : afraid so . lucy : look , do n't get me wrong . i mean , i want that -- you know -- as dead as the next guy , but i 've never actually killed as a slayer . you know that . rafe : lucy -- lucy : i did n't -- i -- rafe : lucy , you can do it . i know you can . ian : is there any specific reason why it ca n't be you ? rafe : yeah , there 's a very specific reason . ian : well , what is it ? why do n't you two talk it over . lucy : thank you . rafe : i 'm -- lucy : what is this ? what is it ? rafe : i do n't want to talk about this in front of ian . lucy : what ? why ca n't -- what is it ? why ca n't you talk in front of him ? rafe : i ca n't kill caleb , remember ? he 's back because of me . you know , the balance . lucy : of good and evil . i remember . rafe : yeah . but a slayer still has to make the kill . lucy : and i 'm the only other slayer . rafe : so you have to do it . lucy : ok . i know . rafe : i 'm sorry . if there was another way , i -- lucy : i know . i understand . i need to hear it again . explain to me one more time about the balance between good and evil . rafe : look , it 's complicated and it 's not important right now . lucy : well , it 's important to me because obviously it 's very important to you . rafe : ok , fine . caleb got to come back because i got to come back . when i got my pass , he got his pass . lucy : i get that . ok , so if i kill -- rafe , if i kill him , what happens to you ? rafe : all right , forget it . first things first . lucy : no . we 're not going to forget it . if i kill him , what happens to you ? rafe : i do n't know ! i do n't know ! lucy : what do you mean , you do n't know ? do you think i can go through with that if i have to kill you ? no . rafe : yeah , you do , you have to . lucy : i ca n't ! rafe : yes , you do . i 'm counting on you , all right ? everyone is counting on you . ian : ok , i 'm back . [ lucy sighs ] ian : what 'd you come up with ? rafe : nothing -- look , lucy 's a little nervous about this whole thing , but i think she 's all right now . ian : you 're still not going to tell me , are you ? lucy : i got to tell you later . i think at rafe 's main point here is , is that caleb would suspect him if he tried to take him down and he 'd never suspect me because he just does n't think i 'm strong enough , so we 'd have an advantage there . is that right , rafe ? rafe : yeah . ian : what 's the plan ? [ scene_break ] tess : i do n't understand . all of a sudden you think there 's no way to save -- save stephen . you do n't have faith in me ? jack : no . no , no , no , tess , i have faith in you . it 's just i do n't have faith in him . you ca n't save someone who does n't want to be saved . tess : but it was n't that long ago when you thought i could . and now you 're talking about barriers and secrets and stuff . jack : yeah , i know . look , the water . it 's the water . it kind of like a drug . tess : a drug ? jack : yeah . and when he drinks it , he 's not himself , he does n't show his true self . and unless we can get that water away from him -- unless you can get the water away from him , i do n't know if you 'll be able to reach into him . tess : oh , i never thought about that . jack : look , tess , i understand -- tess : no , no . it 's -- it 's ok . it 's all right . i -- i could never figure out why i always sensed it . i knew something was keeping stephen from opening up . it 's the water . now , if i can just get him to stop drinking it , i -- i -- jack , why are you looking at me like that ? i just -- i want to get stephen to stop . jack : yeah . it 's just that -- tess : i just want to do whatever is best . i just want to do that . jack : well , if you can get the water away from him , that would be best . tess : ok . thank you . i would 've never thought about this without you . thank you . tess : ok . all i have to do to reach the real stephen is get him to stop drinking the water . jack : whoa , whoa , whoa . hold on , not so fast . getting him to stop wo n't be that easy . and we do n't want him to think something 's wrong and get him riled up . tess : right . it 's got to be the right time , the right place , the right -- the right way . i 've got it . it 's perfect . i 'll take him to the overlook . jack : the one you showed me ? tess : yeah . there was something about it there , the city lights , and , you know , he does n't have to look over his shoulder . that 's where i 'll take him . ok , i know what to do now . i just -- i got to find stephen and -- jack : but -- tess : jack , i know how hard this is for you , but after talking it over , i 'm more sure than ever it 's the right thing toto do . jack : but , tess , i just -- tess : hey , i -- i trust you . jack , i know you would n't send me out to stephen if you did n't think i could change him . you really do believe in me . do you know how wonderful that makes me feel ? it 's like tonight , for the first time , we 're more than just husband and wife , we 're partners . i will be back before you know it , and i 'm going to tell you everything . jack : hey -- i love you . tess : i love you , too . bye . jack : bye . [ scene_break ] lucy : so the music box opens and livvie pops out . rafe : right . and while caleb is taking it all in -- lucy : i pull the trigger . ian : sounds a little too easy . rafe : trust me , it 's not easy . tess is going to have to get caleb 's water away , make him completely vulnerable . then we got to hope that caleb is still into livvie as ever . lucy : and we have to hope i 'm a lot better shot than i was last time . ian : i 'll be right there beside you . lucy : you better be . and you -- you will be right there when we 're finished -- we are finished and we will all celebrate together . rafe : yeah . yeah , i want that more than anything . look -- i forgot something in the car for you , so i 'll be right back . lucy : ok . lucy : i think what we 're going to need here is another miracle . ian : you 're not going to tell me , are you ? lucy : what ? ian : why you have to do this instead of him . lucy : i -- i just ca n't right now . ian : slayer stuff , this ? lucy : yeah . ian : yeah . you nervous ? lucy : you bet your life . ian : do n't be . you can do this . you know you can . i 've seen your strength . when i was losing it , you were there and you -- you got it out of me . so i believe in you with all my heart . lucy : thank you . thanks . ian : and when this is all over and i got my son back and we 've got our life back , i 've got you to thank for it . lucy : everything in balance . ian : yeah . lucy : i do love you . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] ricky : ooh . reese : oh , come on , baby , no more . ricky : oh , just let me get one more . reese : how about before you do that , you come with me ? ricky : oh , yeah ? where are we going ? reese : to the back room . i 've got a gift for you . ricky : ooh . is it a nice , big surprise ? reese : oh , yeah . jamal : hey , ricky . how are you doing ? ricky : what 's up ? jamal : that 's for kissing my girl , marissa . caleb : joshua , you 're not leaving , are you ? joshua : it 's getting a little too much out of control in there for me now . anyway , as band manager , i have business to attend to , but i 'll be back . caleb : better you than me . joshua : oh , stephen -- i 'm glad to see you getting back to being your old self . caleb : i 'll drink to that . caleb 's voice : what are you trying to say ? tess 's voice : what i 'm trying to say -- i can feel the goodness inside you . it 's there . kevin 's voice : come on , caleb . the longer you live among us , the more like us you become . you 're becoming human . caleb : not anymore . tess . tess : i need to talk to you , stephen . caleb : now is not a good time . tess : later , then ? caleb : no , tess . not now , not later , not ever . ricky : what the hell was that all about , huh ? jamal : what was it about ? you know what that was all about . ricky : no , i do n't know ! jamal : you do n't know ? me and marissa are not even cold yet , and you 're already hitting up all over her , man -- ricky : that 's what you 're talking about ? reese : kiss marissa ? ricky : and you ca n't even give me a chance to explain myself ? you come in here and you coldcock me ? jamal : i do n't want to hear nothing out of your mouth . ok , why do n't we just handle it outside right now . ricky : oh , you know i would ! you know i would if i was n't on parole . jamal : come on , right now . caz : whoa , whoa , whoa . wait , wait , wait . you got a problem with this dude here ? ricky : no , no , no , caz . i got this . why do n't you just get the hell out of here right now . we 'll talk about this later . jamal : outside right now . caz : maybe my friend here might want me to handle that business for him right here and right now . casey : oh , man . this is n't good . [ scene_break ] rafe : ok . all right , this is it . this is everything you need to get rid of caleb . lucy : the way you 're handling that , it looks serious . rafe : yeah , you could say that . [ lucy sighs ] lucy : it 's a silver gun . rafe : yeah . i took it from you . now it 's back in your hands . go ahead . get the feel of it . lucy : it 's a lot heavier than i remember . ian : are you all right ? lucy : i 'm ok . rafe : lucy , look at me . you 're going to have to be a lot better than ok . lucy : i 'm fine . i 'm ready . yeah . i 'm sure . [ scene_break ] tess : you 're serious ? you never want to see me again ? caleb : tess , just leave . get out of here . tess : is it that easy for you to turn your back on me and our friendship ? caleb : yeah . yeah , it 's something i got to do for both of us . jack : come on , tess , this is your chance . walk away . tess : every time you 've ever needed me , asked for me , i 've been there for you against all my friends ' advice , even my own husband . and you know why ? because i believed in our friendship and the good that was inside of you . and now the one time i come to you on my own , you tell me to just go away is it that easy to turn your back on me ? caleb : tess -- tess : answer me . caleb : i 'm sorry . tess : ok . i guess i have nothing left to say . you know , stephen , i did want you to know that in my own way , i really do love you . caleb : tess -- wait . caleb : wait . [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] caleb : what did you do that for ? tess : you do n't need it . alison : i ca n't find rafe . i think he 's gone after caleb . lucy : you got to call alison . should n't you call her ? rafe : there 's no time for that now . lucy : let 's go kill us a vampire .
casey enlists jamal 's help to protect ricky . at the party , caleb celebrates being himself again . reese prepares to bite ricky , but jamal picks a fight with him to get him away from the vamp . casey worries when caz steps in to help ricky . ian is frustrated about the failure his antidote . rafe informs lucy and ian that it 's time to go after caleb , adding that lucy is the one who has to actually slay the vampire . lucy does n't like this , but rafe convinces her that she 's the only one who can do the job . lucy worries about what will happen to her cousin when she kills caleb , but rafe really does n't know what will happen . they just have to hope for the best . lucy is encouraged by ian 's belief in her , and when rafe hands her a silver gun , she feels confident that she can use it . jack tells tess that the only way to help caleb is to make him stop drinking the water . tess is happy to be working with her husband on this , but he feels very guilty about his deceit . tess finds caleb , but he does n't want to talk to her now or ever again . it hurts tess that he could turn his back on her so easily . she tells him that she does love him in her own way . this clearly has an effect on him .
jamal : whoa , whoa , whoa trip out , trip -- look , i 've sobered up . officer : yeah , right . jamal : i 'm not drunk . you do n't have to arrest me . i 'm serious . i 'm going to walk home nice and peaceful , peaceful like -- i 'm going to walk . officer : yeah -- joshua : what on earth is going on here ? officers , what is this about ? officer : is this your party ? second officer : or , should we say , drunken brawl ? first officer : either way , we 're busting it up . second officer : and the first one we 're hauling in is this guy . [ scene_break ] reese : i promise , baby , this is n't going to hurt a bit . ricky : i am feeling no pain . [ reese screams ] ricky : what the hell is going on ? reese : that 's what i 'd like to know ! casey : one down , one to go . twister ! it 's a twister ! [ scene_break ] alison : no , do n't do it . elizabeth : what , alison ? what 's wrong ? what 's wrong , sweetie ? alison : i need to -- i need to stop rafe . elizabeth : no , listen , alison , we have already talked about this . he is a slayer . he 's going to be all right . alison : he 's really good . elizabeth : i know , he 's terrific . he loves you . if he is with stephen , he will beat him . alison : i saw it . i saw it in my dreams . elizabeth : what did you see ? alison : if rafe really does kill caleb , then i 'm going to lose him forever . [ scene_break ] caleb : what do i got to do to get this through to you ? the only thing in this heart is darkness , except for olivia . she was my light and she 's all that i -- [ music box plays ] ian : you hear that ? it 's jack . jack 's here . caleb : that music . livvie : caleb , my love . finally . caleb : olivia ? olivia ? rafe : now . livvie : no . no ! [ scene_break ] elizabeth : alison , listen , you 're still half asleep , sweetheart . just relax . rafe is n't going anywhere . you 're not going to lose him . alison : right . i just -- i had a bad dream . elizabeth : that 's all it was . alison : i 'm not even sure where he is . elizabeth : well , he 's probably just out with the guys or something . alison : yeah , i probably just dreamt he was with caleb . elizabeth : alison , even if he were , that would be a good thing . now , we 've talked about this before and you know it . he 's a slayer . he 's going to come out of this ok , and so is every -- oh , god . alison : what 's wrong ? what is ? are you all right ? elizabeth : oh , i do n't know . oh , i just feel so funny . alison : what do you mean , you feel funny ? elizabeth : oh , it 's just so strange . oh , i 'm totally lightheaded . oh , this is so strange . alison : wait , what if -- maybe it 's happening now . elizabeth : maybe they really did get stephen . maybe that 's what 's happening . because if they killed him , then all of my symptoms would be fading . that 's what rafe said . he said -- he said that i 'd go back to normal . alison : if he dies , then what happens to rafe ? elizabeth : alison , look at me . do i look the same ? do i look any different ? alison : i do n't know . elizabeth : do you think that 's what 's happening ? alison : i do n't know , mom . i do n't know . elizabeth : oh , god . i do . that 's what it is . alison , they got him . they got caleb . oh , my god , i feel normal again ! alison : oh , i got to get to rafe . elizabeth : this is so wonderful . no , alison , wait -- where are you going ? alison : i got to find him now . elizabeth : no . what makes you think -- alison : look , if caleb dies , then -- i do n't know , i just got to get to rafe . i 'm sorry , mother . [ scene_break ] caz : man , what is this , freaking kansas ? man : i 've never seen anything like it before . the wind came out of nowhere . officer : everyone all right here ? man : yeah , yeah , yeah . just -- just a little blown away . joshua : literally . officer : we better head back to the station . i 'm sure they 're going to be needing us . jamal : yeah , yeah , they need you . officer : you 're lucky . you 're off the hook . jamal : cool . officer : just make sure you get a ride home . jamal : oh , yeah , i got a ride . i 'm not even drunk . see ? jamal : nice work . casey : do n't say that . jamal : what ? say what ? that wind thing you did -- that was hot . i like that . casey : no , that -- it must 've been one of those , like , low tropical , high- calorie pressurized winds -- jamal : what ? what are you talking about ? casey : yeah , you know , they always happen in march . jamal : it 's february . now , come on , this has your angelic handiwork written all over it . i know what you 're doing . casey : thanks . jamal : ok . what 's wrong with you ? i thought you 'd be doing backflips by now . what 's going on ? casey : yeah , well , i 'm not , right ? jamal : oh , man , what ? do n't tell me you did n't get to ricky in time . what happened ? casey : oh , no , no , no -- jamal : did he turn ? casey : he 's fine , he 's cool . he 's ok . jamal : ok , what 's wrong with you ? how come you 're not happy ? what 's up ? casey : you do n't understand . i am so busted , i ca n't even explain to you . [ scene_break ] joshua : i 'd have expected this place to be totally destroyed , but it 's remarkably intact . caz : it 's unbelievable , is what it is . that wind practically blew the doors off the place . joshua : you two ok ? ricky : yeah , yeah , i think so . reese , are you all right ? reese : i do n't know . i feel a bit weird . joshua : like you 'd know the difference . reese : i 'm serious . i really feel lightheaded . joshua : again ? caz : no , wait a minute , wait a minute . i know what she means . i 'm starting to feel the same way . ricky : guys , guys , guys , it was probably the twister or whatever the hell that was that got you guys all shaken up . caz : no , no , no , no , man . it 's more than that . joshua : what are you talking about ? caz : i do n't know . it feels kind of good , you know , like -- like that feeling you get the day before christmas . ricky : it 's hard to imagine you waiting for santa claus . caz : yeah , well , before -- joshua : stephen . ricky : what about him ? joshua : does anyone know where he is ? [ scene_break ] kevin : livvie ! livvie : no . no , god , this ca n't be happening . please , i ca n't lose you ! not again . please . caleb : they set us up . they tricked us . livvie : i swear i had nothing to do with it , not this time . all i ever wanted was to be with you . it 's all i ever wanted . caleb : i know , sweetie . i know . livvie : all this time i 've been trying to find my way back to you , to be with you . i love you . i love you . why did you do it ? why ? jack : we had to do it , livvie . livvie : all we wanted was to be together . i do n't understand . jack : no , no , that would n't have been enough for the two of you . livvie : you put him up to it because you were jealous . jack : no . livvie : you were jealous of what caleb and i have . jack : no , that 's not true . livvie : you 've always hated me . lucy : we did n't have any choice . livvie : you murderers . murderers ! caleb : olivia . livvie : yes , dear . caleb : help me . help me . [ scene_break ] jamal : what do you mean , busted ? casey , you did a good thing , so you should be proud of yourself . casey : no , no , i am proud , ok , but those stupid angel rules -- i told you , i 'm not allowed to -- jamal : interfere with people 's everyday lives , activities -- casey : yes . jamal : etc . , etc . casey : well , you know this bogus twister that i just spun right now ? jamal : yeah . casey : they might consider that interfering . jamal : casey , they 'll understand that . it was for a good cause . casey : no , no , jamal , they wo n't understand . jamal : yeah , it was . casey : there 's no exceptions to the rules . jamal : ok , look , if you just explain them the situation and everything that 's going on -- casey : no , no , no , no , my boss -- he 's this tough guy . he already knows that i hit on ricky , and now this . jamal : casey , casey , i 'm sure he 'll understand -- casey : no , and not to mention the fact that i spilled the beans with you about who i am , what the heck i 'm doing here . jamal : casey , come on , i figured that out on my own . you ca n't help it if i 'm smart . it 's not your fault . casey : i was supposed to be -- to be cool , you know , and sweetlike -- like those angels that you see on tv . jamal : well , you know , i figured if they would 've wanted sweet , they would n't have sent you . casey : you know , just stick a fork in me because i 'm done . ricky : marissa , hey . are you all right ? casey : yeah , yeah . yeah , it looks like you are too . ricky : yeah , i 'm fine . i 'm good . jamal : i 'm sorry about earlier , about going off on you like that . marissa and i were just talking , and everything is cool between us . casey : yeah . jamal : it 's over between us . we squashed it , and i have no holds on her and -- you know , i just apologize for -- ricky : forget about it . this whole night has been completely whacked . jamal : yeah . tell me about it . ricky : and that freaky windstorm -- that i could definitely live without . casey : yeah , that 's what you think . i -- [ jamal coughs ] casey : i did it again . ricky : where you going ? what -- jamal : see you later . ricky : did i miss something ? what was that all about ? jamal : you do n't even want to know . ricky : hey , dude . if you asked me , you got out of that relationship just in time , man . jamal : yeah . [ scene_break ] reese : i do n't like what 's happening , caz . does n't feel like christmas to me . more like the end of the world . what is happening ? caz : no , it 's like this totally weird feeling all over . reese : yeah , like i 'm in somebody else 's skin . and it just keeps getting more and more weird every minute . caz : you do n't look so hot , dude . reese : you 're feeling it , too , josh . joshua : yes . i do n't like it . caz : i know , it 's kind of like the feeling you get -- reese : if you say christmas one more time , i 'm going to smack you . this is really freaky . what is it ? what is happening ? joshua : i do n't know , but i 'm going to find out . [ scene_break ] alison : rafe ! oh , please , where are you ? do n't let it be too late , please . i have to find you . jack : tess . tess : what happened ? what are you all doing here ? jack : it 's ok . it 's all right , sweetheart . everything 's going to be fine now , ok ? tess : what are you talking about ? oh , god . please tell me i did n't do this . caleb : it was n't you , tess . it was them . tess : how ? caleb : they used you . they used you to get to me -- tess : no . no . caleb : so they could destroy me . tess : is it true ? is it true ? jack : do n't listen to him . listen to me . tess : tell me the truth . jack : tess , it was the only way . you have to believe me on this . tess : it was the only way ? jack : yes . tess : that 's just it , jack . it was n't the only way . why ? why did you do it ? lucy : tess is never going to understand . ian : no , she will . lucy : i do n't think so . how do we explain what we did ? how do we tell her what happened ? lucy : your skin -- it feels cool . are you all right ? ian : better than all right . lucy : ian , really ? ian : i do n't know . i do n't want to jinx it , but i think -- lucy : you feel like yourself ? your vampire symptoms ? ian : i think they 're leaving me . lucy : are you sure ? ian : i think they 're gone . lucy : oh , my god . oh , my god . oh , my god . tess : i 'm so sorry , stephen . all i wanted to do is help you . and look at what i 've done . i 've helped take you away . i 'm sorry . i 'm just so sorry . rafe : come here . you got to get tess away from him and now . jack : it 's not going to be that easy . rafe : i do n't care . just do whatever it takes . jack : it 's time to go now , ok ? tess : no , i -- i ca n't . stephen needs me . jack : no , no , no , no . you have to . ok ? tess : no , jack . no , have n't you done enough ? jack : tess , we did what we had to do . tess : are you proud of yourself for killing a man ? jack : he was n't human . you know that . tess : but i know he is the loving and breathing -- jack : listen to me . you 're just upset . come on . tess : no , just let me alone . jack : tess , listen , let 's just go home , ok ? tess : no . no ! please , jack . jack : i ca n't let you stay . tess : no ! no . jack : come on , let 's go . kevin : get your hands off my daughter . [ scene_break ] jamal : you know something that 's really , really weird ? ricky : you mean , besides everything that happened tonight ? jamal : yeah , yeah . come here , dude . i mean , even though it 's the middle of the night , the sky is just -- i do n't -- ricky : it 's , like , almost brighter . jamal : yeah . yeah , so it 's not just me , huh ? ricky : no . you know what ? i do n't know what it is , but something -- something major is definitely going on . [ scene_break ] reese : this is really freaking me out , man . caz : hey , you and me both . what is happening ? reese : oh , my god . caz : what ? reese : caz ? caz : what ? reese : this is how i felt before . caz : before what ? reese : before i met stephen . caz : no , no , no . reese , no , do n't think -- reese : it 's true . it 's the only explanation . and you know what that means . caz : no . reese : they got him . stephen is leaving us . casey : oh . could my twister actually have made caleb kick it ? [ scene_break ] elizabeth : my god , i just feel so wonderful . oh , i just feel absolutely amazing . i have not felt this great in months . oh , god , that has go to mean one thing . stephen 's dying . maybe he 's already dead . i 'd say that calls for a toast . ding dong , that big bat is dead . wherever you are , good riddance , you bastard . [ knock on door ] elizabeth : that 's alison and rafe telling me the good news . come in , sweetie . i -- oh , god . the only person on the planet that could ruin my good mood . joshua : is it happening to you , too ? elizabeth : is what happening ? joshua : answer me . elizabeth : maybe . joshua : so help me god , woman , if you do n't give me a straight answer -- elizabeth : get your hands off me . yes , all of my symptoms have disappeared . joshua : oh , my god . this is the last thing that i wanted to happen . elizabeth : poor joshua . joshua : oh , you do n't understand . i did n't want this to happen -- all of my plans , everything . elizabeth : oh , no , i think i do . i know what it means . it means that we 're going to have to go back to being just plain old , average , everyday mortals . it also means that you , my dear , lose . [ scene_break ] lucy : just leave her alone . leave tess alone . ian : this has nothing to do with you . kevin : nothing to do with me ? livvie 's my daughter . lucy : she 's not livvie anymore . kevin : i 'm getting her back , and not you or anyone else is going to be able to stop me . jack : tess , listen to me . trust me , i did n't mean to hurt you . tess : you used me . jack : i know , and it killed me to do that more than anything . tess : all i know is you lied to me and i loved you . i trusted you . jack : please , ca n't you see that it was for your own good ? tess : all i see is you tricked me , and that makes you no better than him . [ caleb coughs ] caleb : what are you looking at ? what 's the matter ? you never seen anyone die before ? rafe : good - bye , vampire . jack : tess , come on . let me just take you home so we can talk about this , ok ? come on . tess : no , i just want to be with stephen . he needs me . jack : look , i need you . tess : no . let me go . lucy : tess -- ian : i thought you were getting her out of here . jack ? tess : i never thought they would do this . i was just trying to help you . i 'm sorry . i 'm so sorry . caleb : creating you was the best thing i ever did . alison : lucy ? what happened ? what 's going on ? lucy : caleb is dead . we killed him . ian : it 's done . alison : ok , where is rafe ? where is he ? lucy : it 's ok . he was here when it happend . everything went fine . it worked and ian is back to normal , almost . alison : ok , where is he now ? lucy : he 's right here . he was standing right by this -- alison : where is he ? lucy : he was standing right there , alison . i do n't know . i do n't -- i do n't know . he 's gone . i do n't know . alison : no . [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] alison : are you telling me that he 's gone ? please do n't tell me that . lucy : listen to me -- he was on a very brave mission . alison : no , i wo n't do this again . i ca n't . tess : come back to me , stephen . come back to me .
when the music box brings olivia to the surface , caleb is overjoyed . kevin steps in lucy 's path just as she fires the gun at caleb . with lightning speed , ian pushes kevin out of the way , and the bullet hits its intended target . livvie screams in horror . ian stops kevin from going to livvie , who is devastated about the possibility of losing caleb again . caleb informs her that they were set up . livvie accuses the others of being murderers . jack closes the music box to bring tess back . alison is convinced that she has to stop rafe from killing caleb . when elizabeth begins to feel some changes in her body , she and alison both take this as a sign that caleb is dying . alison frantically rushes out to find rafe . meanwhile , casey creates a tornado - like wind to stop reese from biting ricky . the police decide to let jamal go so that they can focus on more important matters . jamal congratulates casey on the wind , but she explains that she 'll be in trouble for interfering . reese and caz s ! tart to feel weird and lightheaded , and soon joshua feels the same way . reese realizes that this is how she felt before she met caleb . she 's convinced that something awful has happened to him . ricky accepts jamal 's apology for decking him earlier . elizabeth is toasting caleb 's demise when joshua pays her a visit . she confirms that she 's feeling human again . joshua realizes that something has happened to caleb , which means that all his plans are ruined . caleb tells tess what happened , and she 's very upset with her husband . jack 's attempt to drag her away is stopped by kevin , who orders jack to get his hands off his daughter . he is aware that he 's looking at tess , but nothing will stop him from getting livvie back . tess accuses her deceitful husband of being no better than caleb . when no one 's looking , kevin takes the music box and leaves . ian informs lucy that his symptoms are gone . tess tries to comfort the dying caleb , who says that creating her was the best thing he ever did ! . with that , he falls still . alison arrives at the overlook and learns that caleb is dead . she and lucy panic when they realize that rafe is gone .
alison : rafe -- where is he ? i want rafe . please ? lucy : alison -- um -- listen to -- alison : ian . lucy : alison -- alison : what ? lucy : you have to know that rafe was going to call you . alison : what are you saying to me ? why are you looking at me like that ? please , lucy , i just want rafe . i do n't want to do this . just get him for me , please . lucy : i know you want rafe , but , you see , everything happened so fast , you know , and i do n't -- i 'm not sure what really happened -- alison : are you telling me -- stop . are you telling me that he 's gone ? lucy : what i 'm -- alison : please do n't tell me that . lucy : listen to me . alison : i ca n't do this again . lucy : he was on a very brave mission , and he was going to do whatever it took , despite a personal sacrifice he had to make . alison : no , no , no , no ! i wo n't do this again . i ca n't . i wo n't believe this . i wo n't . please , just tell me -- rafe : alison ? alison : oh , god . rafe : oh . i was just trying to call you . alison : i was so scared . i was so scared . i 've never been so happy to see this face in all my life . you are not leaving me ever again . you 're not getting out of my sight . [ alison sighs ] rafe : i can work with that . lucy : wow . you realize this was a really close one for all of us . ian : caleb 's gone , thanks to you . lucy : i was so nervous . ian : but you did it . you saved us all . lucy : you know , i kept thinking about how badly caleb had hurt you , and that gave me the strength to pull that trigger . you did that , you know . so now you 're free of him . you have your life back . ian : more importantly , we have a chance at a life together . tess : stephen , open your eyes , please . jack : come on , it 's ok . he 's not worth your tears , ok ? tess : i ca n't believe you did this to me . you used me to trap him -- jack : no , no , if there was any other way -- tess : and to kill him . jack : i promise you that -- tess : well , maybe -- i -- i just -- i need some time . i came to heal him . i can heal him . jack : come on . tess : no , no , i got to focus . i got to focus , jack . oh ! the pain i feel inside him is too much to bear . jack : hey , sweetheart , you ca n't heal him . you never could . come on . it 's ok . tess : you did n't even try to understand him . jack : it 's ok . tess : and you -- you shot him in cold blood . lucy : because he eventually would have destroyed all of us . jack : let 's go home . this is the way it was supposed to end . lucy : maybe now he can rest in peace . jack : come on . [ scene_break ] [ wind howls ] rafe : it 's time to finish what we started . put caleb 's body to rest for eternity . ian : amen to that . rafe : this is the sacred cloth of neer . it was passed down for centuries by our slayer 's clan . [ scene_break ] jack : remember when i brought you home here ? how happy you were ? then we -- we got married . we said we were going to be together forever . caleb did n't want that . he wanted to destroy us . and i could n't let that happen . i love you too much . tess : how can you love me ? you lie to me . jack : because i was trying to save your life . tess , you could n't see how dangerous caleb was , and i wanted to protect you . because he would have hurt you . jack : please understand why i did this , tess . every time you would walk out that door , was terrified that you would n't come back , that he was going to get you and turn you into one of his . i promised that i would protect you . i 'd give my life for you . [ scene_break ] rafe : now , after we finish the ceremony , the body must remain in solitude . you and i will come back later to dispose of it . ian : send him back to hell for good this time . alison : what is that ? what is he doing ? lucy : it 's a slayer tradition . it 's a vampireurl rite . he 's taking myrrh oil and he 's making the sign of omega on his forehead . it means the end . we are sending his spirit back to eternal darkness . rafe : now we seal his eyes to the world forever . ian : the devil take you and keep you . rafe : now we begin the ceremony . alison : wait . alison : i want to say one thing before you do that . caleb , i just found my mother . and you took her from me . and you turned her into something that i do n't even recognize . you tried to get in between what rafe and i have . you tried to destroy our love for each other . and i never thought that i would ever say this , but i hope that you rot in hell . lucy : vampire , it 's the slayer . you did n't think i 'd let you leave the world without a few words from me , huh ? i ca n't let you do that , because you caused so much pain . rafe : the wheel of life has come full circle , as we lay this being back to the dust . no longer is life welcome in this being . i banish the sins of his clan , the brotherhood of destruction that seeks to take over the world with the fires of inhumanity . [ scene_break ] jack : tess , come on , look at me . do n't shut me out . you ca n't shut me out . if you 're angry with me , yell at me . do something . [ tess hums `` naked eyes `` ] jack : no , no . no , no , no , no . do n't hum that tune , please . do n't hum the tune -- look . hey . here , i 've got you , i 've got you . hey , it 's ok . it 's all -- you 're freezing . you know what ? i 'm going to go out and get so more wood for the fire , ok ? i 'll be back . i promise you . i promise you one day , this is all going to be a terrible memory . i 'll be right back , ok ? do n't worry , i 'm going to be right back . [ scene_break ] rafe : the spirit is now rendered powerless by the forces of light . ian . ian : do the honors . [ scene_break ] [ ian sighs ] lucy : some night , huh ? ian : we need some light . i 've had enough of this darkness . lucy : i 'm not going to be able to close my eyes , you know ? i do n't think i can sleep for at least a week and more . ian : yeah , look around for a second . look at it . everything 's just how we left it , but it feels like a -- like a cloud 's been lifted , does n't it ? lucy : yeah . i know that 's not what happened when caleb -- when i -- i do n't know . i thought maybe something big would happen -- you know , trumpets blaring or locusts or toads falling from the sky , but nothing happened . i just feel so empty and drained . ian : come here . lucy : you know , tonight was so ugly . ian : come sit with me . you did what you had to do . my life was in your hands . and you saved me . and you know me , i do n't like depending on other people , but i will now , from now on , on you . lucy : are you ok ? how are you feeling ? are -- are you fine ? ian : yeah . no pain , no hunger . i feel great . lucy : wait a minute . what does that mean ? does that mean you 're going to go back to being your bossy , stubborn self ? ian : oh , yeah . you ok with it ? lucy : yeah . i will take you any way can get you . if tonight had turned out differently , i would have stayed with you . and i will always love you . ian : i know . but i would n't allow a life like that for you . you sure you 're ok ? lucy : i just -- i want to get rid of tonight . i do n't want to feel like this anymore . i wish there was some way we could just wash the memory of what we had to do off , get rid of it . ian : maybe there is a way . [ scene_break ] alison : ok , so we should probably eat . if you want to get some dinner , i could probably make something or go down to the store , get a pizza or something , if you want , if you 're hungry . rafe : what are you doing ? it 's ok . alison : i was scared that we would never be safe again . rafe : but everything 's ok . right ? look at me . alison : i know . i just -- i kept thinking about what you said about the whole good - versus - evil thing and how caleb was sent back here because you were . rafe : restore the balance of power . alison : and this -- this nightmare -- that you killed caleb . but because you did , and he had to go , you had to go , too , because you could n't stay if he was gone . rafe : but i 'm right here . alison : and then i was calling for you , and you could n't hear me . rafe : i 'm right here . alison : i could n't find you . rafe : ok . all right . ok , look at me . look at me . now , listen to me closely . alison : ok , ok . rafe : it was just a dream . alison : i know . rafe : all right ? come here . [ alison sighs ] rafe : sit down a second . alison : ok . rafe : i do n't want to lie to you . i mean , i did think about it . i mean , there were times i -- i did n't know what was going to happen . i thought maybe if caleb died , that would cancel me out and -- alison : wait , you thought all that and you did n't say anything to me ? rafe : i did n't want to upset you . alison : you let me go on and on about our future . rafe : i did n't want to upset you . look , i -- you know what i did ? i put those thoughts to the side . i just pushed them aside , because i focused on us , our faith in each other and our love for each other and -- alison : it 's hard , you know ? there 's been so much stuff that 's been thrown at us . rafe : yeah . yeah . there has . it 's been tough . and i can almost guarantee you it 's going to get tougher . but you know what keeps me going ? keeps me just pushing through with -- i think about , like , how bad can life be -- how bad can life be if i 've been blessed with someone like you ? [ scene_break ] jack : ok , tess , this should get us through the night . and tomorrow things will look much brighter . you 'll -- tess ? tess ! tess , where are you ? tess . [ scene_break ] tess : oh , stephen , what have they done to you ? [ tess drops stake ] tess : i promised to take all the pain away . and all your troubles . and i tried . i tried . come back to me , stephen . come back to me . feel my heart reaching out for yours . my prayers , my hopes , and my wishes . i failed you . i 'm so sorry i failed you . [ scene_break ] rafe : feeling a little better ? alison : mm - hmm . rafe : yeah . we just need to get some rest and put this whole night behind us , all right ? alison : ok . rafe : let me get you a blanket . [ glass shatters ] [ alison gasps ] alison : oh , god . rafe : what ? no , no , no . no , it 's ok . it 's ok . it 's nothing , see ? i just -- i just hit a glass over . it 's ok . it 's ok . alison : i know , i know . rafe : he 's gone . i promise you , caleb -- alison : i know . rafe : he is dead . all right ? alison : i know , i know . i just ca n't stop thinking about tess and the way that she was trying to bring caleb back to life . rafe : i know . [ alison sighs ] rafe : hey , you know what i hope ? i 'm hoping that tomorrow is a big , bright sunny day . and you and me , we can go out and have a picnic , huh ? alison : yeah . we could go to the -- the lake , that place on the lake . rafe : yes , yes . yes , that 's it . and then after lunch , maybe some wine . well , you know , i was kind of thinking maybe a -- maybe i 'd like to kiss every inch of your body . alison : you know what i was thinking ? rafe : what ? tell me . alison : i was really hoping that we would n't have to wait until tomorrow . rafe : hmm . hmm , even better . that 's right . no more waiting . no more worrying ever again . tess : i never meant for this to happen . i should have let you have livvie . i saw how desperately you needed her . how you were dying with love for her . tess : stephen . i 'd save you if i could . [ wind howls ] [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] lucy : look at us . alison : what is it ? look at -- look at us . rafe : we do n't even know that he 's alive . ian : yes , we do . singer : surrender
alison panics at the thought that rafe could be gone , while lucy tries to explain why he did n't call her . they 're both relieved when rafe returns ; he was just trying to call alison . tess begs caleb to open his eyes . she just needs some time to heal him . jack drags her home to keep her from getting that chance . rafe and the others gather around caleb 's body to prepare it for the ceremony . they take it to a crypt . rafe begins the vampire burial rite , which ends when he drives a wooden stake through caleb 's heart . at home , tess is inconsolable . jack 's attempts to explain why he did this do n't help . he goes outside for more firewood , and when he returns , she 's gone . lucy is thankful that ian is back to normal , but she wishes there were a way to wash off what they did . ian has a way ; they take a shower together and make love . rafe admits that he did n't know what would happen to him . however , instead of dwelling on that , he decided to focus on alison and their love for each other . alison ca n't stop thinking about how tess was trying to bring caleb back to life , but rafe is looking forward to a nice , sunny day tomorrow . they make love . tess knows exactly where to find caleb 's body . she pulls out the stake and cries about her failure to help him . laying her head down on his chest , she says that she should have let him have livvie . standing up , she tells him that she would save him if she could . a tear falls from her face and lands on caleb 's cheek . the wind howls and blows through the crypt . caleb opens his eyes and smiles at tess , who smiles back .
singer : i do n't have the strength to lie anymore , spent my life taking all the wrong doors , think i have the answers , questions remain still here on the outside , covered in pain , so magnify the light that shines through my window , ... singers : i can see so clearly in your eyes singer : justify the night and , oh , baby let it go singers : need to feel you near me , no more lies singer : counting on a star in the moonlit mist , controls the emotions of a mythical kiss , been plannin ' on my work , workin ' my plan , i 'm here on the outside , maybe i 'm dead baby , here i am , so magnify the light that shines through my window , ... singers : i can see so clearly in your eyes singer : justify the night and , oh , baby let it go singers : need to feel you near me , no more lies singer : bring me to life , bring me to life , bring me to life , with a newborn heart , with a newborn heart , yeah bring me to life , ... [ scene_break ] alison : rafe ? rafe ? `` i 'll be back soon . had to check on something . love you more than ever . `` so cute . [ knock on door ] alison : um -- just a second . [ knock ] alison : ok , please . coming . alison : lucy . lucy : hey . alison , i 'm so sorry to bother you . alison : no , you 're ok . come on in . lucy : oh , thanks . alison : i was going to make some tea . want some ? lucy : no , i 'm looking for ian . have you seen him ? has he been by or called or anything ? alison : no . i have n't seen him since earlier at the crypt . why ? lucy : well , we were trying to absorb , you now , everything that happened tonight , and he got this really weird look on his face , and he just took off . alison : he did ? that 's funny because rafe had to go run some mysterious errand , too . look . lucy : what do you mean ? `` i 'll be back -- `` alison : what ? lucy : it 's just something has -- i can feel something inside , and it 's really strange . and i 'm just praying that , you know , maybe my radar 's just whacked right now , just all out of whack . [ knock on door ] alison : ok . maybe that 's ian . elizabeth : how can this be ? how can this be happening ? alison : mother , what -- what -- elizabeth : it was gone . everything was gone . it was just like before -- before stephen . all the symptoms -- i mean , how could rafe let this happen ? even you said that he was going to be able to fix it , but obviously he did n't because it 's back ! alison : slow down . what are you talking about ? elizabeth : lucy , maybe you had something to do with this , huh ? is this your fault ? lucy : elizabeth , why are you wearing sunglasses at night ? elizabeth : yeah , i should know . maybe you 're to blame here . lucy : give me those . alison : mother -- lucy : look at us . alison : what is it ? look at -- look at us ! [ scene_break ] rafe : no -- no -- caleb -- jack : oh , my god . what the hell -- tell me you know where the body is . tell me you know where caleb is . rafe : it was gone when i got here . ian : he left this behind . jack : oh , my god , he 's not dead . rafe : no . of course he is . we did everything right , by the book . he was dead ! jack : tess is missing , too . caleb must 've taken her . he took her someplace . ian : he did n't take tess . tess took him . jack : no . no , that 's insane . ian : she healed him and she brought him back . rafe : no . we do n't even know that he 's alive ! ian : yes , we do . [ scene_break ] caleb : where are we ? tess : it 's a secret place that no one knows about . not even jack . so do n't worry , caleb . you 're safe here . caleb : you called me caleb . tess : it 's who you are . you 're caleb , not stephen . and i 'm tess , not livvie . it was caleb who made me live . now is my turn to save caleb . [ caleb gasps ] tess : you must be tired . you need to rest , ok ? caleb : i know you are . here . tess : we 'll be better soon . caleb : yeah . i was dead . everything was darkness . and then you brought me back . i do n't understand . tess : i 've always been able to heal people . caleb : why -- after all the things that i 've done , why would you bring me back ? tess : because it was the right thing to do . your life is just as precious as anyone else 's . caleb : there must have been more to it than that . tess : i was really upset by what jack had done -- what they all had done . and when i saw you lying there , i knew -- i knew i had to bring you back . caleb : is it possible that you really do love me ? [ scene_break ] lucy : that 's what i was feeling . caleb is alive ? that 's what i was so afraid of -- he 's alive . alison : that must be where rafe rushed off to , and ian , too . how can this be happening ? this was supposed to be over , and we were finally going to be able to be safe again . lucy : i know i killed him . i killed him ! i do n't understand what went wrong ! elizabeth : you killed him ? you killed him ? what kind of slayer did you turn out to be ? you ca n't even tell if a vampire is dead or alive ? alison : mother -- elizabeth : what good are you ? lucy : shut up , elizabeth . just shut up . this is n't just about you , you know . this affects everybody . everybody 's in danger now . there 's a million things i have to do and think about . i have to think about this . elizabeth : listen , lucy , you do n't have to live like this . i do ! please , you have got to help me . anything that you can do to end his life -- please , please , just make him disappear . help me . alison : we 're going to be ok . stop it . just -- elizabeth : you do n't know what it 's like . alison : yes . it 's ok . please , just -- elizabeth : i feel it so deep inside -- alison : listen , we were so close before . we 're going to do it again . you just sit here and drink this water because it works , remember ? elizabeth : i ca n't . alison : you 'll be ok . elizabeth : no , i do n't -- alison : mother , drink it ! drink it . please , just drink it . just drink it . how is this happening again ? why is this happening ? lucy : i do n't know . i do n't know . but i 'm going to find out why and i 'm going to figure this out , ok ? are you ok with her ? can you be safe with her ? alison : yeah , i 'll be fine . lucy : are you sure ? alison : yeah , i 'm fine . where are you going ? lucy : all right . alison : where are you going ? lucy : i am going to find ian ! [ scene_break ] ian : face it , jack . caleb 's back . jack : yeah , but it was n't tess who brought him back . ian : then who was it ? i was a dead man once . she put her hands on me and brought me back to life . you know her powers . jack : look , he took tess , and i 've got to find her . she 's my wife . she loves me . and if she 's with caleb , she 's in danger . ian : if she 's with caleb , she 's where she wants to be ! jack : you know what ? shut up ! rafe : stop ! just stop . this is n't doing anyone any good . all right , now , jack , you might be right . but guess what ? if caleb has tess , she 's really smart , so she 's going to find a way to reach you . jack : all right . so maybe she went back home like she always does . rafe : that 's right , that 's right . that 's what you do -- you follow her past behavior . jack : ok , ok . look , i 'm going to go check back at home . rafe : and we 'll keep checking in , all right ? jack : and we 're not finished . rafe : what the hell are you doing ? ian : we both know what happened here . rafe : yeah , and so does he ! he 's just not ready to face it yet . ian : what we need to face is the truth rafe . rafe : really ? what truth is that ? ian : we ca n't beat caleb . this is his nightmare , and we 're part of it . rafe : no , i do n't accept it . ian : you do n't accept it ? you do n't have a demon living inside you ! i was a man for one minute . now i 'm back to -- rafe : i am not going to let you give up . you still have your research . ian : what research ? he 's alive , and i 'm walking around like a dead man ! rafe : all right , all right , fine . so , what do you want to do ? huh ? you just give me the word when you want to give up . you give up danny , you give up lucy , all of it . you just give me the word , and i 'll put you out of your misery ! all right ? i 'll even give you a few minutes to say good - bye to everything you love and everyone who loves you . ian : no . rafe : all right . now , look , you 're right . i do n't know what it is you 're going through . i do n't know what it 's like to fight this demon from the inside . but i do know what it 's like to lose hope . ian : do you ? rafe : yeah , i do . alison and i -- we had it back for just a second , and now it 's gone again . but you know what ? we 're going to get it back again . all of us are . right ? ian : right . [ scene_break ] tess : of course i love you , caleb . did you think i was lying when i said it before ? caleb : i guess i found it hard to believe . tess : well , i could n't have saved you if i did n't . caleb : you -- you have a power beyond anything i 've ever felt . tess : what did you feel ? caleb : i took in my last breath , and i just felt this certain kind of acceptance . tess : and you were n't afraid ? caleb : i just knew this time -- this time it was over and there was nothing to do but embrace the darkness forever . tess : i think i felt that moment , too . caleb : except suddenly there was this little sliver of light , like the sun breaking through the clouds . it was you . you were calling me back . i 've only heard of unconditional love before . i 've never known it . sure as hell never felt it . and i know what kind of sacrifices you had to make . tess : i had no choice . caleb : jack is going to be very angry with you . tess : i do n't want to talk about jack right now . i do n't want to think about anything . caleb : you ok ? tess : i 'm tired . caleb : you should rest . just let go . let me be your strength . tess : why are you doing this ? caleb : because i want to . tess : i know , and that makes me very sad . caleb : me being here with you ? tess : no , you using my weakness to get to livvie . [ scene_break ] ian : you know ? lucy : i know . lucy : it 's obscene . it 's so unfair . i -- i ca n't think of anything -- no words -- ian : we tried . lucy : i -- i am so sorry . ian : well , it 's not your fault . you know , you did everything you could , so -- lucy : but i did n't save you . ian : i love you for wanting to . lucy : do n't give up . come on , it 's not over . we do n't give up . we 're going think of something . you , me , rafe , all -- we 'll think of something . lucy : i love you . ian : i know . that 's why i still exist . lucy : are you ok ? can -- can i make you feel better ? ian : no . i 'm not going to use you like that . lucy : use me ? i want -- i want to be with you . ian : we ca n't . not like this . [ scene_break ] alison : you go to sleep . shh . alison : i was so worried about you . rafe : so i guess you figured out about caleb , huh ? alison : yeah , yeah , i do . i do n't understand , though . how did it happen ? rafe : neither do i . the best i can figure is tess used her healing powers on him . alison : what ? tess ? rafe : i did everything right this time . all the slayer rituals , everything down -- i did everything . alison : oh , my god . jack must be going out of his mind . rafe : when he left , he was pretty much in a state of denial . you know , he did n't want to admit how much caleb has a hold over tess . alison : wait , rafe -- do you think that this whole thing was a lie ? i mean , jack and tess and her whole kindness thing -- do you think that we were so worried about setting her up to get caleb -- were we actually the ones being made fools of ? [ scene_break ] jack : you 're not coming back , are you , tess ? you 're with him . you brought caleb back to life , and now you 're together . guess you were always his , huh ? never really me . maybe you were never real at all . [ scene_break ] caleb : is that what you think i 'm doing ? using you to try to get to livvie ? tess : as you always have . caleb : i guess i deserve that . tess : does n't matter anymore . i do n't -- i do n't want to fight about it . i 'm tired of being torn between you and jack . i do n't want to try . caleb : just tell me -- tell me what would make you happy . tess : to have not been used by jack or you , to not feel hurt anymore . what would make me happy is to not have to feel that . i 've made a decision . you win . caleb , she wins . you can be with livvie now . i do n't want to fight with you anymore . you two can have each other , and i 'm just going to rest . caleb : but i do n't want livvie . i want you , tess . i want you . [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] jack : caleb can have tess . because you know what ? i 'm done . caleb : you saved me , tess . you brought me back . singer : surrender caleb : we were meant to be together .
as tess brings caleb back to life , rafe wakes up , sensing that something is wrong . tired of waiting for his wife , jack rushes out to find her . while still in the shower with lucy , ian feels the vampire symptoms returning . tess and caleb kiss tenderly . after finding a cryptic note from rafe , alison is visited by lucy , who 's looking for ian . elizabeth shows up next , complaining about the return of her symptoms . after insulting lucy 's competence as a slayer , elizabeth begs her to find a way to get rid of caleb for good . at the crypt , ian and jack find rafe staring at an empty slab . jack worries that caleb took tess , but ian informs him that tess obviously brought him back to life and is now with him willingly . in serious denial , jack is ready to deck ian , and rafe has to intervene . after sending jack home to wait for tess , rafe bawls ian out for getting into it with jack , who clearly is n't ready to face the truth about his wife . ian believes that they all have to face the fact that they will never beat caleb . thinking his friend needs a wake - up call , rafe says that when ian is ready to give up , he 'll put him out of his misery -- after giving him a minute to say goodbye to his loved ones . ian admits that he 's not ready for that . he goes back to the loft . lucy apologizes for failing him , but he does n't blame her . he turns down her offer to make love as a way to make him feel better . when rafe fills alison in on what happened , she worries about how jack is taking this . she begins to wonder whether they were too worried about using tess to realize that they were the ones being made fools of . jack realizes that tess is n't coming back to him .
[ music box plays ] caleb : that music . livvie : caleb , my love . finally . caleb : olivia ? olivia ? oh . olivia . [ music stops ] [ music box plays ] kevin : and when the music plays , livvie , you will come back . tess will be history . and daddy will do whatever it takes to bring you home . [ scene_break ] tess : our pictures , my things . jack , what have you done ? jack : letting go of the past . it 's about time , do n't you think ? tess : please do n't hate me . jack : i do n't hate you , tess . i do n't know that i feel anything about anything anymore . tess : jack , do n't say that . jack : why not ? i mean , you 've made it real clear how you feel about me . tess : what do you mean ? our marriage is everything to me . jack : how can you say that , tess ? i told you to stay away from caleb , but you would n't . tess : he needed me . jack : and so did i , and i 'm your husband ! tess : you do n't understand . jack : no , no one understands -- not ian , not lucy , not rafe , not alison . we all tried to keep you safe from caleb . tess : i told you he was n't going to hurt me . jack : it 's too late . he already has . and it 's only going to get worse because you brought him back to life . tess : i had to . jack , it 's not right to kill any living thing , even caleb . please ? jack : do you want me to forgive you ? just pick up the pieces and move on ? is that what you want , tess ? well , i ca n't . what we have -- had -- is over . [ scene_break ] [ door creaks ] rafe : who 's there ? ian : i have been sitting here in the dark , trying to figure out a way to get rid of caleb , because killing the bastard 's obviously not an option . rafe : ok , now , listen to me , i think i might have a lead . it 's going to sound a little strange at first . ian : try me . rafe : ok . i think the key to bringing down caleb lies somewhere in the phrase `` sex , drugs , and rock ' n ' roll . `` ian : i 'm not in the mood for riddles right now , rafe . rafe : just -- just think about it for a second . think of it like breaking some kind of vampire code , ok ? now , `` drugs `` refers to this water that caleb drinks to mask his symptoms . ian : ok , what about `` sex `` ? rafe : `` sex `` refers to the fact that when a slayer and a vampire sleep together , the symptoms vanish . ian : you know that for sure then ? rafe : well , it seems to be working for you and lucy , not to mention the fact that my future mother - in - law kind of tried to seduce me . was n't a pretty sight . ian : well , it sounds like we need to do somethg fast . caleb 's back and he 's one pissed - off vampire . [ scene_break ] lucy : maybe moving back in here will help restore a little order in my life , something i definitely need now with everything that 's going on . you know what i could also use here is a little help , just a little . [ key turns in lock ] lucy : that was fast . serena : hey , mom . lucy : serena ! what -- what are you doing here ? what on earth are you doing here ? serena : oh , well , you sounded strange when we said good night -- lucy : i -- serena : so when my dorky babysitter fell asleep , i snuck out . lucy : no ! listen to me , that 's not ok . it 's not safe out there this time of night . you ca n't go wandering around and running away like that . what are you doing ? no . serena : well , mom , i 'm safe now . lucy : no , you 're not . get up , get up . i am driving you back home . i need you to stay with your dad tonight . come on , you ca n't stay here . it 's too late . get your stuff . let 's go . i 'll talk to you on the way home about -- [ serena gasps ] caleb : hello , lucy . lucy : what do you want ? caleb : what do i want ? now , is that any way to talk to a neighbor ? i thought maybe you could use some help unpacking . lucy : i do n't want help . i want you to leave . serena : mom ! lucy : serena -- serena : this is stephen clay ! last time i saw you , we really did n't get a chance to talk at thanksgiving time . caleb : i know , i know , i missed that . lucy : serena -- serena , listen to me -- serena : i am , like , your biggest fan . caleb : yeah ? serena : yeah . caleb : maybe you can give me a little help here . you know , your mom keeps trying to get me to leave town , but i like it here . i want to stay . so what do you suppose we -- we could do about that , serena ? [ scene_break ] ian : well , since we have nothing else to go on , let 's hear your theory . rafe : ok . now , we agree that caleb ca n't be killed , right ? ian : right . but we can try and take his power away permanently . rafe : all right , and we know that sex between a slayer and a vampire takes away that power temporarily , and the drugs , well , that 's this water that caleb drinks to mask his symptoms . ian : ok , ok , how does rock ' n ' roll fit into this equation ? rafe : his music , the stuff that he and his merry band of vampires keep making . reese : you tried to put our boss out of business , slayer ! rafe : ok , is n't it a little late ? should n't you two deadheads be in coffins or something ? caz : no , we still owe you a beatdown for trashing our studio . you thought we forgot ? reese : you really are in the wrong place at the wrong time , buddy . ian : maybe you are . [ reese screams ] [ scene_break ] tess : you said we 'd be together forever . jack : and i meant it . you know , when i look at you , see what you 've done , it 's like looking at livvie all over again . tess : i know livvie has done some really terrible things , but i 'm not her . jack : no . you are . and i 'm sitting here playing the same miserable story all over again . tess : that 's not true . jack : oh , it 's not , tess ? it all starts with me falling in love with a beautiful , beautiful girl who 's drawn to caleb at the end . tess : i was just trying -- jack : oh , i know , you were trying to help him . what was i thinking ? and here i am running around like an idiot , trying to save you and protect you , but obviously you wanted to be with him . tess : it 's just that caleb was in so much pain . jack : yeah , but you being with him was killing me ! tess : but i 'm your wife and i -- and i love you . i would never leave you . jack : you 've been leaving me for a long time . just both of us were n't willing to admit it . but you know what the thing is , tess -- i feel sorry for you . he 's using you and you ca n't see that . all he wants is livvie . he does n't give a damn about you . tess : that 's not true . he does n't want livvie anymore . he -- he wants -- jack : you ? did he tell you he wants you ? go ahead , tess . tell me what happened . tess : he kissed me . [ scene_break ] lucy : listen , pumpkin head , i need you to go to your old room and call your dad . i 'm sure he 'd be very worried about you just about now . so go , go to your room and call him now . serena : in a minute . lucy : no , not in a minute . i need you to go now . serena : i just want to tell you i think your new single 's awesome . caleb : hey , that means a lot to me , serena . thanks . lucy : serena , go to your room now . serena : ok , ok . i just want to tell you that i think i 'm totally into `` naked eyes . `` [ serena hums `` naked eyes `` ] serena : mom 's always telling me to turn it off , but i ca n't stop listening to it . i bought three c.d.s . i have one at my dad 's , i have one at school , and -- caleb : i 'll bet you even have one here at your mom 's . lucy : no , no , she does n't . serena : yeah , i do ! would you sign it for me ? caleb : oh , i 'd love to . can you go get it ? serena : oh , cool ! ok , sure ! [ serena giggles ] lucy : you stay away from her . stay away from my daughter . caleb : oh . you really think i 'd hurt your little girl ? what kind of sicko do you think i am ? [ serena squeals ] serena : this is so cool ! lucy : yeah . hey , you , it 's really cool , but it is so late . you know , you -- you need to get some rest , pumpkin head . serena : mom . lucy : i 'm not kidding . i really want you to go to your room . come on . serena : ok . lucy : now . caleb : there you go , darling . serena : thank you so much ! caleb : it was my pleasure . serena : oh ! oh , my god ! [ serena squeals ] lucy : brush your teeth and wash your face , serena ! i 'll be up in a minute ! if you ever -- if you ever touch her again -- caleb : you 'll what ? you 'll try and kill me ? you already have , twice . no , now it 's my turn to return the favor . [ scene_break ] rafe : well , looks like your friend caz bailed on you ! reese : oh ! rafe : wow , sure hope he can fly . reese : what is it with you ? for a human , you 're pretty strong . ian : i work out whenever i can . but since you dropped in , why do n't we have a little chat ? caz : i do n't have anything to say . rafe : oh , come on , you have n't even heard our questions yet . we 'll make them real simple . ian : what do you know about stephen clay 's music ? rafe : and why are slayers like lucy and i repelled by it ? reese : you have no taste . rafe : ok , that 's it . that 's not the answer i was looking for . ian : it 's not working out for you . rafe : now , i 'm the slayer and you 're a vampire . you got the picture ? reese : ugh ! ian : ok , let me try one way . hang on one second . here 's my question to you -- why is it that that music hooks everyone except slayers ? reese : sorry , you 'll just have to buy the album . this is getting boring . ian : rafe -- rafe : let me put you out of your misery ! reese : wait , wait , you psycho ! rafe : `` ashes to ashes -- `` reese : ok ! rafe : `` dust to dust -- `` reese : ok , ok , ok ! ok . there 's something about the first five notes of that song `` naked -- naked eyes . `` that 's all i know . i swear . ian : sex , drugs , and five little notes , huh ? rafe : might just be the way to bring down a vampire forever . [ scene_break ] jack : caleb kissed you ? did he force you , tess ? tess : no , it was nothing like that . jack : what else did he do ? tess : nothing . i -- i just ran away and i came here . jack : because you were scared ? tess : no , because i wanted to be with you . please ? jack , please . i do n't want to fight about this . everything can be the way we dreamed . please ? jack : yeah , until caleb needs you again . tess : no , jack , i wo n't go . jack : no , you will , just like livvie . tess : but i 'm not livvie . i do n't want to be like livvie and i wo n't go back to caleb . jack : even if he 's in pain , tess , or if he needs another kiss ? tess : stop . i do n't want to talk about that . stop talking about that . jack : why not , tess ? i mean , did n't you feel anything when you were in his arms ? something , stir something up inside besides your charitable instincts ? tess : please , stop it , jack . just stop . jack : no , tess , tell me what you really felt when you were in his arms . tess : what can i do to make this better ? jack : tell me your true feelings so that we can go on with our lives . tess : please . jack , i do n't -- i do n't want to fight about this . please . please just hold me . hold me tight . hold me , jack . please look into my eyes . look at me . i only want you . only you . please . please , jack , make love to me . please ? [ scene_break ] lucy : i am a slayer , so what makes you think it 's going to be so easy to do away with me ? caleb : you know , after i got staked the last time , ooh , i had a killer case of heartburn that lasted for days . lucy : well , then why do n't you just let me take care of that bad case of heartburn , huh ? caleb : tsk , tsk , tsk , tsk . you know what puzzles me ? maybe last time i was a little cruel . but this time , coming back as stephen clay , what have i really done to hurt anyone ? lucy : besides turning alison 's mother into a vampire ? caleb : she enjoyed every minute of it . lucy : and you enjoy it even more , feeding on human flesh . so every minute you 're still here , that means somebody i love , somebody i know is in jeopardy . caleb : and since the only other slayer around ca n't kill me , what does that tell you ? lucy : i guess that just means that one of us is n't going to make it out of this room tonight . [ scene_break ] tess : please , jack , make love to me . i need to feel close to you . jack : it wo n't fix what 's broken between us . tess : i ca n't change who i am . i do n't kn h how . jack : i know that i 've been fighting a losing battle for a long time . i ca n't do it anymore . that 's why i have to do what i have to do . tess : no . no . jack , no . please ? jack : tess , no . you said it for yourself -- you ca n't change . so i 'm just going to have to ask you to leave . i have to ask you to go . tess : no , jack . jack , maybe we could just -- jack : no , tess , tess , tess , listen to me , i 'm done . i 'm finished , ok ? you 're free to do whatever you want , ok ? just go . you 're free to go to caleb . go . just go ! kevin : tess ? [ `` naked eyes `` plays ] [ scene_break ] rafe : this is it . it 's the first five notes of the song on a loop . sounds like nails on a chalkboard to me . ian : i do n't know . it 's very strange . i almost find it soothing . rafe : you 're kidding me , right ? rafe : i ca n't do this . i ca n't listen to it anymore . ian : listen . listen to it . do you hear that ? hear the voices ? hear the water ? and in the distance , there 's gunshots . listen to that . rafe : just turn the damn thing off , alright ? ian : what 's the matter with you ? you ok ? rafe : i told you , i ca n't listen to this anymore ! ian : this might be the breakthrough we 're looking for . rafe : just turn the damn thing off or i 'll kill you ! [ scene_break ] caleb : whoo , you really are something . and you just do n't give up , do you ? lucy : no , that 's right , i just don give up . caleb : you know , i -- i have a little confession to admit . i 've always been quite fond of you . serena : hey , mom ? stephen ? i 'm going to sleep ! good night ! lucy : oh ! caleb : it 's over now , slayer . lucy : yeah , i 've -- i 've always had a little confession myself . caleb : hmm ? lucy : could you maybe keep a secret ? i -- i 've actually sort of always been rather fond of you , too . caleb : me ? why , because i have such a gentle soul ? lucy : no , because you do n't have one . i find that very seductive , you know . tell me something , have you ever thought about being with a slayer ? you know , when -- when i look in your eyes -- those eyes are really something , are n't they ? i see so much power , passion . i think maybe -- maybe that 's something that we share . tell the truth , you ever been with a slayer ? caleb : only on the battlefield . lucy : really ? that 's a shame . you know something , if tonight 's going to be my last night , i 'd really rather enjoy myself . so what do you say ? why do n't i show you how powerful and strong you can really feel ? what do you say we put our differences aside , just for one night ? caleb : just for one night ? [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] rafe : i will kill you ! ian : it 's me , ian ! rafe : die ! kevin : my daughter ! my sweet daughter ! you 're back ! caleb : what do you want ? lucy : what do you think ?
kevin vows to do whatever it takes to get livvie back . tess is stunned to see that jack has burned her pictures and her doll in the fireplace . jack informs her that he 's finally letting go . they argue about why tess brought caleb back to life , but they never reach an understanding . jack feels sorry for her , because she does n't realize that caleb is using her to get to livvie , but tess admits that she 's the one caleb wants now . she also admits that they kissed . jack rebuffs her attempts to be close to him . he orders her to get out of his home . tess runs out in tears , straight into the arms of kevin , who has just stepped onto the porch . the music box is with him . when rafe returns to the warehouse , he finds ian waiting for him . rafe explains his theory that the phrase `` sex , drugs , and rock and roll `` is the key to defeating caleb . caz and reese burst in , ready for a fight , but they quickly lose . ian and rafe force reese to tell them what she knows about caleb 's music , but all she knows is that there 's something about the first five notes of `` naked eyes . `` lucy is upset when serena visits her late at night , but before she can take her daughter back home , caleb pays her a visit . serena is thrilled to see `` stephen clay , `` but lucy wants to get rid of him . after finally managing to get serena away from him , lucy pulls out her silver arrow . caleb wants to know why everyone 's after him this time . he has n't hurt anyone . still wielding the silver arrow , lucy reminds him that he turned elizabeth into a vampire . caleb sees an opportunity and disarms the so - called slayer , then grabs her neck . she tries to seduce him , and he responds by kissing her -- hard . rafe and ian get a boom box and play the first five notes of the song on a loop . rafe ca n't stand it , but ian finds it almost soothing . in fact , he wants rafe to listen to it and hear the voices , water , and gunshots he hears in those notes . rafe becomes violent and threatens to kill ian if he does n't turn it off .
kevin : tess , it 's strange i was just coming here to find you . tess : i 'm sorry . nooo -- kevin : wait a minute . what happened ? tess : ca n't really talk about that . kevin : of course you can . is it jack ? tess : he does n't want me anymore . kevin : i 'm sorry . tess : can you just please leave me alone , please ? kevin : no , no , you should n't be alone right now . why do n't you let me take you away from here ? tess : please , kevin -- kevin : look , i know -- we did n't get off on the right foot , and i am so sorry about that , and i would really like to make it up to you . i do help people . that 's what i do . tess : could you help ? kevin : i can . [ music box plays ] caleb 's voice : that music -- livvie 's voice : caleb , my love . finally . caleb 's voice : olivia ? olivia ? oh . olivia . kevin : come on . oh -- i forgot something . just sit in the car where it 's warm . i 'll be right there . kevin : and you , livvie , will soon be right here . [ scene_break ] [ `` naked eyes `` plays ] rafe : just turn that music off or i will kill you . ian : listen to it . it 's a beautiful spring . ca n't you hear that ? ca n't you hear it ? listen to it . [ rafe screams ] rafe : no . i will kill you . ian : it 's me . snap out of it . it 's me , ian ! rafe : die , vampire ! alison : rafe -- rafe , get off of him ! get -- rafe ! rafe : get off me ! alison : ian ! [ scene_break ] lucy : see ? what did i tell you ? nothing like the passion of a vampire slayer and a vampire , huh ? caleb : what do you want ? lucy : what do you think ? [ scene_break ] [ `` naked eyes `` plays ] alison : rafe , get off of him . stop it . what are you doing ? ian : the music -- alison : what ? do what ? ian : turn off the music . alison : sorry . ok . [ alison turns music off ] rafe : ok . rafe : alison ? what are you doing here ? what just happened ? ian : she saved us both from that . alison : from what , the music ? ian : the first five notes of caleb 's `` naked eyes . `` rafe : the minute i heard that song , i knew i hated it , but i never expected -- alison : to what ? to attack ian like that ? rafe : i just -- i heard those notes , and i just filled with anger and hatred . alison : for ian ? rafe : no , for vampires . i mean , my instincts became more powerful , stronger , like a hunter . i mean , i did n't see ian standing there . all i saw was a vampire . ian : and you wanted to kill it . alison : um -- what -- what did you feel , ian ? ian : i -- i felt -- i -- i saw a place , and i was being called there . rafe : this place -- what did it look like ? ian : it was white and cold and there was a hot spring right in the middle of it with steam coming from it . and i heard this -- alison : what ? what did you hear ? ian : heard these voices . and some of them were calm and at peace , and some were in pain . they were screaming . and i heard the sound of muskets . rafe : i -- i did n't feel any of that , just danger . ian : i -- this has to be part of the puzzle , right ? rafe : what is it about those five notes that make slayers and vampires feel so differently ? alison : listen , you got to let me listen to it . rafe : what ? no . alison : yeah , yeah . rafe : no way . no . alison : no , listen -- there 's millions of people that buy his music . normal people . let me listen to it , and let 's see what happens to me when i do . [ scene_break ] kevin : ok . here you go . have some of that . tess : i do n't want any . kevin : go ahead , have a sip . it 'll make you feel better and help you calm down . go ahead . kevin : good . take a deep breath . kevin : ok . why do n't you tell me what happened . does it have something to do with what happened up on the hill overlooking the city ? tess : you were there , were n't you ? kevin : i saw what happened . i tried to protect you . and i saw the way jack and your friends used you to get to caleb and kill him . tess : they did n't understand . they tricked me . kevin : it was n't right , tess . tess : i had to help caleb . kevin : but you were too late ? tess : no . i used my powers in my heart , and i brought him back . kevin : caleb 's -- alive ? tess : it just -- i mean , i never realized how jack would feel about all this , about us , and he did n't even -- he did n't even try . he said he never wants to see me again . kevin : jack may not understand why you 'd want to help caleb , but i do . he made you . he pulled you from livvie . why would you turn your back on the man who gave you life ? tess : if only jack understood . kevin : there 's a bond between you and caleb . you 'd do anything to help the people you care about . so would i . my family , my friends , little christina , and livvie . i 'd do anything for her . [ music box plays ] livvie : daddy ? kevin : i 'm right here , honey . livvie : oh , my god . you did it . you got rid of tess . kevin : oh , hone livvie : my god . kevin : my daughter . my sweet daughter . you 're back . [ scene_break ] lucy : you really do take my breath away . caleb : the vampire and the slayer . lucy : yeah , you know , i just might change your whole opinion of slayers , you know . caleb : you already have . lucy : you do feel good . caleb : you really want this ? lucy : oh , yeah , more than anything . what about you ? do n't you ? caleb : i should n't , but i do . lucy : oh , god . caleb : oh , now , lucy , you disappoint me . lucy : no , no . did n't mean to . it 's just you -- you really surprised me , that 's all . you just surprised me . caleb : sorry , lucy . as sexy as you are , i have a little rule about sleeping with people who try to kill me repeatedly . i 'm not stupid . lucy : no , you 're not stupid at all . in fact , you are so powerful . i want to be with someone as powerful as you . do n't you think i 've piqued your curiosity about being with someone like me ? i know you 've piqued mine . i do want to be with you badly . i do . i do . caleb : i 'd love to hear more , but no deal . [ scene_break ] rafe : alison , now , listen to me . when i listened to those notes , i almost killed ian . i 'm afraid of what 'll happen to you . alison : you both will be here if something goes wrong . rafe : ian , tell her . just tell her it 's a bad idea , ok ? ian : i 'm not so sure about that . rafe : thank you . ian : all i know is that i saw some weird images when i listened to it . rafe : and my slayer instincts went into overdrive . ian : but we do n't know what happens to the rest of the world , do we ? rafe : no , millions of people have already heard `` naked eyes . `` it 's fine . ian : not just the five notes over and over again . alison : listen , let me put on the headphones so that it wo n't affect either one of you again , ok ? rafe : just wait , please -- alison : it 's ok . really , rafe . ian : let her try it . rafe : ok . all right , just -- just if you start to feel strange at all -- alison : i know . rafe : if you start to feel scared -- alison : do n't worry . ok ? it 's all right . ok . ok , go ahead . ian : here we go . rafe : are you ok ? ian : leave her be . rafe : no , it 's time . do you feel anything ? do you feel anything ? rafe : turn it off . [ scene_break ] caleb : it 's too bad . could 've had fun . lucy : go to hell . caleb : well , that 's not much of a threat . lucy : i guess tess was wrong about you , huh ? you ca n't be saved . you do n't want to be saved . caleb : tess does n't understand the ways of the world . lucy : if you kill me , you know , you 'll lose tess . she wo n't want you , and then you 'll lose any chance you have of getting livvie back . caleb : but here 's the thing . i do n't want livvie back . i got this understanding with tess -- oh , so now our true colors come out , is that it , slayer ? lucy : yeah , come on . you go ahead and take your best shot , and i 'm going to take mine . caleb : you might want to zip up . you 've already taken your best shot . lucy : as a matter of fact , you have n't seen anything yet . caleb : oh , yeah ? lucy : yeah . caleb : tess . what 's happening ? lucy : what are you , some sort of coward , caleb ? turn around and face me . avoiding me ? come on ! i want to give you my best shot . lucy : caleb ? caleb ! [ scene_break ] kevin : it worked . livvie : oh , my god . kevin : it worked . the music box worked . livvie : it 's really me . kevin : i ca n't believe this . livvie : dad , you brought me back . kevin : i did , but i did it -- i did this for you . livvie : yeah . kevin : i did it for us . livvie : and for caleb . i 've been really worried about him . kevin : ok , honey , now we can get on with our lives . here 's what we 're going to do . we 're going to go away for a while . livvie : now ? you want to leave port charles ? kevin : yes . i 've got everything arranged . i 've got plane tickets , i 've got a car . livvie : no , no , no , no , dad . i want to stay here with caleb . kevin : honey , listen to me . you 're still in shock . what we have to do right now is find a way to make sure that you do n't go away again . livvie : away ? kevin : when the music box is not playing , you have to find a way to get your body back , or else you 'll disappear . livvie : ok , right , but without caleb , i would n't be here at all . kevin : honey , i know . i know caleb important to you . i accept that . but right now , what 's most important is making sure that the tess part of you never comes back . livvie : right , dad , but caleb -- kevin : forget about him ! honey , tess is weak . she 's lost jack , she 's lost her friends . now is your chance . now is the time for you to fight , to fight to hold on . livvie : caleb ? caleb : how you doing , doc ? livvie : you came back for me , caleb . it 's me , livvie . caleb : not anymore . kevin : no ! [ scene_break ] rafe : ian , just shut it off . we ca n't do this to her . ian : leave her be . alison : rafe -- rafe : alison ? [ first five notes of `` naked eyes `` repeat ] alison : i love you so much , baby . rafe : are you all right ? alison : mm - hmm . [ ian turns off music ] alison : oh , the music -- it 's off . rafe : what did you see ? alison : i saw you . but i felt really connected to us and to our life together , and i feel so alive and so loved . ian : that 's how stephen clay 's fans talk about him . you were right . rafe : yeah , sex and being loved . ian : drugs and rock ' n ' roll . alison : you 're serious ? ian : it fits . i do n't know how , but it fits . rafe : where are you going ? ian : got to tell lucy . alison : are you ok ? listen , let 's not talk about caleb anymore . let 's talk about us . i meant it when i said that those notes made me want you . i want to hold you and -- and touch you and kiss you . rafe : stop . alison : no . stop ? you never said stop before . rafe , i love you . rafe : i love you , too . alison : but just let me . i want to -- rafe : not when these feelings started inside you because you were listening to caleb 's music . [ scene_break ] tess : caleb . what 's -- caleb : shh . it 's ok , sweetheart . you 're safe now . kevin : safe from what ? you fool . you brought the wrong -- this is tess ! livvie was here , and you just got rid of her ! you just saved the wrong girl ! caleb : yeah , i know . [ scene_break ] lucy : ian , please pick up . pick up the phone . oh , ian ! ian -- ian : lucy -- lucy : oh , ian . oh , thank god . ian : it 's ok , it 's just me . it 's all coming together , caleb and the music -- we figured it -- lucy : he was here . ian : what do you mean , he was here ? lucy : caleb was here just now , and he tried to kill me . ian : are you ok ? come here . lucy : yeah . yeah , now i 'm ok . i 'm ok . ian : come on . lucy : ok . i 'm ok . ian : what happened ? he attacked you ? you fought him ? lucy : yeah , he -- i fought him . it was back and forth . i grabbed that -- that thing and held it on him , but he knocked it out of my hands somehow . and then serena was upstairs . she was in the house . ian : slow down , slow down . lucy : and then , i tried to use tess . i brought it up , but it did n't work , and so i started kissing him . and -- ian : what ? lucy : and i was trying to think about what else i would have to do to stop him . ian : how far were you going to go ? [ scene_break ] kevin : that music box is the only way to get her back , you stupid bastard ! caleb : it 's over , doc . we wo n't be needing those . kevin : no . caleb : come on , tess . kevin : you 're not going anywhere , caleb -- not until i get my daughter back . caleb : do n't even try this . kevin : that -- that 's it ? i mean , you -- you want her now ? you want tess ? you just abandoned the love of your life ? caleb : what can i say ? i was wrong . kevin : no , you 're more than wrong . you just destroyed your own future . tess will never be enough for you , caleb . you 'll just corrupt her the way you do everything else . caleb : do n't push it , doc . tess : what just happened ? caleb : i 'll tell you everything when we get home . tess : home ? caleb : you 're coming home , tess , with me . kevin : `` do n't push it , doc `` ? oh , i 'll keep pushing till i get my daughter back . [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] reese : when i get passionate , things happen . jack : when i get passionate , things happen , too . lucy : you 're asking me not to be me ! i need you to get out of my house ! get out !
when ian refuses to turn off the music , rafe attacks him . alison arrives just in time , and ian tells her to turn off the music . rafe is confused about what just happened . when he hears those five notes , he 's filled with anger and hatred for vampires . in contrast , ian sees a vision of a cold , white place and feels himself being called to go there . ian also hears voices and the sound of muskets . alison insists on listening to the music herself . the music clearly has a rapturous effect on alison , who tries to seduce rafe in front of ian . ian stops the music , and alison explains how it made her feel . she felt very connected to rafe and to their life together . she also felt alive and loved . ian rushes out to fill lucy in on what they 've learned . alison still wants to be with rafe , but he turns her down . he does n't want to be with her now , because the feelings inside her were caused by caleb 's music .
jamal : all right . casey : yeah . thank you . jamal : marissa -- she 's more of a tuna salad kind of gal . you know what she does n't really eat burgers and fries . she has manners and she 's polite . casey : you 're worried about mysteries ? i got a headline for you . come here . i 'm already dead . jamal : yeah , i know that , he problem , ok ? i mean , you being up in everybody 's face , they 're going to find out that you 're casey sooner or later and that 's going to blow your cover . casey : i know , i know . but this guardian angel stuff -- it is n't easy . i mean , especially if you 're -- especially if you 're in love with the guy you 're supposed to be guarding . reese : guess who . ricky : reese ? reese : have n't seen you since ricky : right . reese : hey , you could sound a bit more interested . i 'm talking about me and you and where we were heading . ricky : listen , reese , there 's something that i have to do . you mind if i call you later ? reese : like i do n't know when i 'm being dissed . ricky : hey . jamal : hey . casey : yo . ricky : so , are you guys tight again , or what ? casey : no . jamal : not in a million years . ricky : oh , yeah ? then you want to explain it to me ? i mean , how come one minute you 're all in love and then you 're out of love for no good reason that i can see except that you go raiding somebody 's closet and kind of flip out ? and now you 're spending more time together than when you actually were together . reese : i hate it when i 'm being messed about ! jack : do n't think i ever saw a vampire cry . reese : shut up ! jack : ooh . are you sad , or did you just run out of necks to bite on ? reese : which part of `` shut up `` did n't you understand ? jack : sorry . ian : you 're telling me that you considered making love with caleb ? is that what it is ? lucy : no . that 's not what i 'm telling you . what i 'm telling you is that i was trying to stop him . ian : by seducing him . lucy : i was n't thinking very clearly . i was n't sure what i was supposed to do because serena was upstairs in danger and he was going to kill her . ian : i know . and you did n't sleep with him and he did n't hurt you . what happened ? lucy : i do n't know what happened . i do n't know . i do know he had his hand around my neck and he was going to snap it . and then he got this really odd look on his face and he -- he just disappeared . ian : he just left ? lucy : he disappeared . he did n't just leave , he somehow just vanished . ian : ok . the important thing is that you 're fine . i 'm sorry i was n't here . just promise me you 're not going to do that again . lucy : i ca n't promise you that . caleb : yeah , i know it ai n't much , but at least you 'll be safe here . tess : safe from what ? caleb : from anybody that would want to hurt you . tess : you mean like kevin ? caleb : for starters . i think if he had his way , he 'd get livvie back for good . tess : yeah , well , that 's what you wanted , too . caleb : that was then , this is now . i want you just the way you are . tess : you know i ca n't be with you . caleb : why ? because you think we 're so different ? give me a chance to prove you wrong . tess : but -- caleb : no tricks . i just want you to be with me forever . jamal : ok , we 're busted . we 're busted . casey : jamal -- jamal : hey , hey , hey , he found out we 're back together . ok , why keep up the lie ? ricky : why lie at all ? jamal : because , ricky , we did n't know exactly where it was headed , so , you know , we did n't want to -- casey : to jinx it . jamal : yeah . casey : yeah , but , you know , here we are and -- jamal : here we are . casey : and i , like -- i , like , really love this guy . is n't that right , dude ? jamal : that 's right , dude . ricky : yeah . i do n't think so . casey : what do you mean ? we 're telling you we 're together . ricky : i do n't know . maybe it 's a body language thing . see , when you guys are together , you do n't act like a couple , so i 'm not buying it . jamal : ricky , come on . what , what , what , what ? because , what , i respect my lady enough not to have my hands all over her ? casey : yeah . ricky : yeah . since when ? casey : since when did you start getting so interested , huh ? i mean , it 's like you 're spying on us or something . jamal : were you spying ? ricky : i 've become an observer of human behavior . jamal : observe this , then . reese : when i say back off , i mean it ! jack : oh . sassy . is this where the fangs come out ? reese : what ? jack : oh , i already know . see , i used to be one myself -- a creature of the night . although , i got to tell you , i did n't like it that much , even though the superhuman strength is kind of cool . want me to show you a few moves ? i can really do some -- reese : no , that 's all right , i already have . the other night in the park when you lifted that tree off my leg . jack : right . that was you . stalling me so caleb could spend time with my wife . did i ever congratulate you on that ? reese : what for ? jack : well , your plan worked . we split up . that was a nice job . i mean , it 's really great work . reese : yeah , only doing as i 'm told , you know ? jack : `` doing as i 'm told . `` where have i heard that ? so if caleb asked you to jump off a building or set your naughty little hairstyle on fire , would you ? reese : not my hair . hey , it comes with the gig , you know ? the big man calls the shots . jack : kind of like prison , huh ? you guys use handcuffs and whips -- reese : has anyone ever told you that you 're a real pain in the ass ? jack : yeah . actually , lots of times . has anyone ever told you that you 're kind of cute , for a batwoman ? reese : what is this ? what , you coming on to me or something ? jack : why not ? i 've had it up to here with sweetness and kindness . i could use a little bad to the bone . caleb : did i say something to upset you ? tess : yes , i 'm married -- i 'm married to jack and we promised to love each other till death do us part . caleb : but he broke that promise . he hurt you . maybe i 'm wrong , but -- tess : no , we had a really bad argument . caleb : about you saving my life ? well , that 's just because he does n't understand your heart . tess : i do n't know what to believe anymore . caleb : tess , believe in yourself . trust your instincts . tess : which are telling me maybe i should n't be here right now . caleb : where should you be ? with jack ? with kevin ? tess : not kevin . caleb : what did jack say when you argued ? you 're spending too much time with me ? that you have feelings for me you should n't have ? tess : yes . caleb : did it ever occur to you that maybe he 's right ? ian : what are you saying to me ? lucy : i 'm saying i ca n't promise you -- i ca n't -- that i wo n't use everything in my power to protect you and the ones that i love . ian : i know . what i 'm asking you is not to put yourself in a situation like that , that 's all . lucy : what , you think i asked to be in this room with that animal ? you know , i did n't ask to be a slayer . i did n't ask for this power that if i kiss a vampire , i can distract him for a minute . i did n't ask for that . you know , you do n't really know what went on here . you were not here ! ian : i know that . i know i was n't here . i 'm are of that . lucy : well , so -- so what i did was do anything i could think of to protect my family . i -- i would die for you if i had to because that 's my job . ian : no , it 's not . lucy : yes , it is . it 's my job -- ian : no , it 's not . it 's my job . it 's my job to keep you safe . it 's the thought of someone else touching you that would kill me . lucy : so , what is this , then ? jealousy ? ian : yeah . jealousy . that 's what it is . it 's jealousy . i 'm jealous of every moment that you spend in another man 's arms , and i 'm jealous of all the times you told him that he was the one . and i 'm angry that it took me this long to find you . but now that i have , i 'm not going anywhere , and i will not allow you to die for me , and that 's the end of it . lucy : you -- that 's the end of it ? that 's the end of it . that 's the end of it . that 's -- so that 's it , huh ? do you -- do you have any idea what i try to do -- you do n't . all my life , i 've tried , you know , to hold my head up high through everything -- through endless nights , stupid , pathetic days , through every attempt at being happy . every numbing attempt , i have failed at being happy . and now i have a chance , i think . i have fallen in love with you . i have found you . and i love you with everything that is me . and now you 're asking me not to be me . ian : i 'm not asking that at all . lucy : please let me finish . i do n't have this big -- you know , little notes crumpled up telling me what to do . i do n't have a list saying this is how you feel , this is how you act . i do n't have that ! what i have is my heart ! and my heart is telling me that my life is not worth living if you are not in it . and if you ca n't handle that -- you know what ? i want you to get out of here ! i need you to get out of my house ! get out ! what is it ? what are you looking at ? ian : a sign from god . casey : hey . that was amazing . who knew ? ricky : you know , for somebody who has been locking lips with this dude for months , you sure do look surprised . casey : it 's just that every time with jamal is like the first time . ricky : that is so lame . casey : we got to take a walk , ok ? jamal : wait , wait , wait . i would rethink that . casey : it 's too late , man . ok , listen , ricky , i just -- ricky : casey . casey : shut up and kiss me again . jack : what do you say ? i got you to stop crying . should be worth something . reese : i do n't know if you can handle me , jack . when i get passionate , things happen . jack : when i get passionate , things happen , too . reese : so you want to be a vampire again ? jack : yeah . why not ? what 's stopping me ? reese : and what about tomorrow , when you sober up ? jack : i 'm only thinking about tonight . no strings . no tomorrow . what 's to stop us ? tess : caleb , i care about you and i do love you , but i do n't think it 's the way that you want me to . caleb : when we kissed -- tess : it was a wonderful kiss . caleb : it was a kiss that lovers share . i think i know what 's in your heart , tess . tess : and i know what 's in yours . it 's filled with hate and revenge , and it just wants to make you hurt people that i care about . how can i love you if you hold the desire to kill them inside of you ? caleb : what if i do n't ? what if i do n't have that in me ? what if something inside of me changed when you saved my life ? tess : i 'm listening . caleb : tonight , i had the chance to kill lucy , but i did n't . tess : why not ? caleb : because i sensed you were in danger . and it was more important for me to save you then to hurt any of them . i did . i chose love over hate . tess : you did ? caleb : i wo n't force you to stay here , tess . that 's not how i want us to be . you 're welcome to stay . that 's my hope . but if you choose jack , you 're free to go . choose someone else , you have my blessing . but you decide . you have to listen to your heart and let it choose your own happiness . tess : i have to decide for myself . caleb : i trust you to make the right decision . tess : jack . he 's my husband , and i love him . i know he still loves me . i just -- i ca n't end it like this . i 'm sorry , i have to go . caleb : go . go . ricky : casey , i never thought i 'd see you again . the way you disappeared right in front of me . i ca n't believe it 's really you . casey : baby , you are so fine . [ thunder ] ricky : no , no , no , no , no ! casey ! oh , man , what did i do ? jamal : you blew her cover . this ca n't be good , bro . jack : whoo ! yeah . reese : what 's so funny ? jack : i do n't know . you got to admit , it 's kind of funny . two lost souls , stumbling around looking for love in all the wrong places . reese : whoa , whoa , whoa . who said anything about love ? jack : right . right , right , right , right . correction -- sex . reese : that 's better . lucy : so this -- this picture in this book -- ian : this is what i saw . lucy : this is what you saw because some music made you see it ? ian : not some music , the first five notes of caleb 's `` naked eyes . `` lucy : you know how that song makes me feel . i get so agitated and angry and -- ian : yes , and rafe is the same way . he goes nuts . i do n't know , maybe it 's a slayer thing . but when i listen to it , i -- i had this feeling and this vision of this . lucy : or someplace that just looks like this . ian : no . not a place that looks like this , this place . lucy : ok , maybe you 've just -- you 've been here , you 've visited this place . ian : this is not a memory . i 've never been here before . i do n't know this . lucy : ok . ok , let 's see , let 's see . it 's called the healing pool , a hot spring surrounded by legend . ian : what legend ? lucy : `` from this pool , the dead return to life . `` ian : caleb . [ `` naked eyes `` plays ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] jack : i 'm sorry you had to see that . tess : but not sorry you did it , right ? kevin : i know you 're trying to get rid of caleb . i 'm here to volunteer . joshua : what we need to know is -- elizabeth : you honestly think that i 'm going to spy on my daughter for you ? joshua : i have absolutely no doubt that you will .
after observing `` marissa `` and jamal , ricky decides to confront them about their so - called relationship . he 's clearly suspicious that `` marissa `` is n't who she claims to be . jamal tries to cover for casey by kissing her , but this only fuels ricky 's suspicions . casey takes ricky aside to tell him the truth , but before she can confess , he kisses her . the kiss confirms what he thought . he knows exactly who she is . they share a few more joyful kisses before thunder roars and she vanishes . jamal explains that ricky blew her cover , which ca n't be a good thing . reese pouts about being blown off by ricky , but she perks up when jack informs her that he 's tired of sweetness and ready for someone who 's bad to the bone . reese asks whether he really wants to be a vampire again , and for right now , he ca n't think of a reason not to . caleb takes tess to his place , where he assures her that she 'll be safe . they talk about what happened with jack , including his accusation that she has feelings for caleb . he asks whether jack could be right about that . tess insists that she although she does love caleb in her own way , it is n't the way he wants her to love him . caleb admits that he had the chance to kill lucy but instead chose to rescue tess from kevin . he hopes that she 'll stay with him , but it 's her choice . tess chooses to go to jack . when she gets to the house , she 's stunned to see jack allowing reese to kiss his neck . ian and lucy fight about her tactics in handling caleb . ian admits that he 's jealous . when lucy orders him to get out of her house , she knocks over some boxes . ian notices that a book opened when it hit the floor . he takes it as a sign from god , because it opened to a page illustrating his vision of `` the healing pool , `` where the dead return to life . on his guitar , caleb plays the five notes of `` naked eyes `` over and over .
elizabeth : mmm , thank you . now , where was i ? frank : you were saying something about feeling worthless . elizabeth : no . i do n't know , maybe it 's just me . i just have a way of attracting the ones that are all wrong for me , you know . i just seem to be a magnet no matter what , they find me . frank : hey , you can do better , huh ? do n't give up . elizabeth : thank you . you are such a good listener . and handsome i might add . what -- what was your name ? frank : frank . you 're elizabeth barrington , right ? i -- i recognized you . elizabeth : oh , that 's so flattering . thank you . frank : i -- you know , i need to make a call . joshua : sorry . i do n't think he 's interested . elizabeth : oh , i 'm not , either . get lost . joshua : do n't you think you 've had enough ? elizabeth : believe me , there is not enough alcohol in the world to make me forget what we did tonight . joshua : oh , really ? with all those little squeaks and moans you were making , i thought you rather enjoyed yourself . frank : i 'm good for the money , all right ? i 'll get it . do n't worry , i 'll get it . joshua : now , you said you needed time . you 've had time . put down the martini and get busy . petulance is so unbecoming . you do still want to destroy caleb , do n't you ? elizabeth : yes , of course i do . joshua : all right . so does your future son - in - law . it is time you put on your best mommy dearest face and pay little alison and rafe a visit . hmm . [ scene_break ] rafe : ok , let 's go over this again . now , the first five notes of `` naked eyes `` have a very strange affect on people when you listen to them over and over . alison : right , right , right . and they make you want to strangle ian , and they make me want to make love to you , although that 's really nothing new . rafe : but it 's different . alison : mm - hmm . rafe : you know it is , all right ? now , ian -- when he listens it , he sees some sort of oasis . alison : i know . he said something like a hot spring , so -- rafe : now , kevin -- he took the notes and made some kind of pattern out of it . now , i have no idea what it means , but -- alison : well , maybe we 're just -- you know , maybe we 're just looking at this upside down or something . rafe : if we figure this out -- alison : we will , we will , we will . rafe : if we do , we might actually be able to get rid of the vampires . ian : hey . lucy : you know how i was always telling you guys about how the universe always works in very mysterious ways ? well , it 's done it again . ian : we found something . alison : ok , wait . lucy : we found this book -- ian : we found it -- lucy : well , yeah -- alison : whoa . what book ? ian : there 's a healing spring right here in port charles . lucy : yeah . ian : we found a partial map , anyway . alison : ok . lucy : wait a minute . what is that ? alison : what ? what ? ian : let me see that . lucy : look at that shape . wait . look at ours . ian : come and look at something . ok , this is -- this is the old map , the partial map of port charles . alison : yeah ? lucy : this is the modern map . we got them from victor . this is what port charles looks like now . this is way back . i got it . look at this . ian : now , if this -- lucy : that matches -- wait . turn it around , turn it around . lucy : ok , you see that line ? it matches perfectly . where does it go ? ian : it does n't go anywhere . it just stops right here . lucy : wait a minute . the five notes of that song -- what does it do ? when you heard it , what did it do ? did it keep going , or did it stop ? rafe : you have to repeat it on a loop . lucy : repeat it on a loop -- ian : let 's try something . what are you looking at ? what is this ? lucy : waterfront , the docks . rafe : and who lives near the docks ? lucy : caleb . ian : where did you get this ? kevin : from me . [ scene_break ] caleb : tess -- do n't be afraid . it 's just me . it 's just me . i 'm here . i 'm here with you . [ scene_break ] kevin : well , this is cozy . ian : why are you here ? kevin : same as you , i suppose . to defang the big bat . any objections ? lucy : the objection is you 're not supposed to be anywhere near me . kevin : lucy , i came to see rafe . how could i possibly know that you 'd show up with your boyfriend ? rafe : lucy , we told kevin we did n't need his help , but then he took the notes and made them into this pattern . obviously , they 're a missing part of the puzzle . ian : how did you come to draw that ? lucy : kevin , did caleb give you that information ? kevin : and here i thought you 'd only lost your mind like i said , i came here to help get the bastard . lucy : and you expect me to believe you ? kevin : i do n't care if you believe me or not . it 's the truth . ian : i asked you a question . how did you come to draw -- kevin : i do n't know ! all i did was connect dots on a piece of paper . musical notes on a music sheet . lucy : i ca n't trust him . kevin : i came here in good faith . i thought we were all fighting the same fight , and i thought destroying evil might be a little more important than upsetting lucy . ian : well , thanks for your help . now you can go home . lucy : please . if you really want to help , kevin , just go . kevin : you have no idea the pleasure i derive from granting your every wish . lovely to see you two birds . [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] caleb : this is no place for you , tess . come on . let 's get out of here . tess : no , just leave me alone . caleb : you do n't belong here anymore , sweetheart . but i can wait all day . you ca n't shut me out , and i 'm not leaving you here . tess : why did n't jack leave me here when he found me ? i was scared and alone and sometimes frightened , but i did n't hurt the way i now . caleb : why do n't you let me help you ? tess : help me ? this is all your fault . you created me . why did you have to do that ? look at me , pretending to be real when i 'm nothing . caleb : you know that 's not true . tess : what 's true is i hurt and i 've hurt jack . caleb : no . jack 's the reason you 're hiding in this cave right now . tess : when he first brought me home , it was so wonderful and i had all these really beautiful feelings inside . caleb : then he changed , did n't he ? tess : you do n't know what he was like in the beginning . he was so loving . and every day was filled with so much excitement . i wanted -- i wanted to be in his world so badly . i wanted to be a part of it . caleb : but you ca n't , can you tess ? tess : because i 'm different . caleb : you are better than all of them . you have a gift inside you . you can heal . tess : what good is it if i ca n't heal myself ? i 've got all this -- i 've got all this pain inside , and i know it wo n't go away , no matter what i do . it just wo n't go away . caleb : you know , i do n't have the same powers you have , but i think i can make you feel better . tess : no , i want to go back to before i knew what love was . if this is what it 's like to live in this world , then i do n't want it . i do n't . i do n't want it . please . please help me go back . please . caleb : i 'm sorry . we 're stuck . you ca n't go back to living in that cave any more than i can go back to living my life without you . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : why am i taking orders from you ? what am i doing with you at all ? joshua : well , for now , i 'm all you 've got . elizabeth : every time i think i hit rock bottom , i just slide a little further and there you are . joshua : why do n't we focus on trying to get rid of caleb and stop obsessing on your pathetic love life . elizabeth : i deserve someone who loves me . joshua : love has only made you miserable . that 's why you and i are perfect together . you do n't love me , and i sure as hell do n't love you . elizabeth : well , there 's a glorious illustration . i 'd kill myself if i were n't already dead . joshua : oh , stop whining . it 's so unflattering . why do n't you look on the bright side . together we can have everything . we can have power , money , and sex . and , hey , you wo n't have to worry about whether i call you in the morning . why do n't you listen to me ? you 'll have a chance to get back some of your pride . that way you wo n't end up being eternity 's prettiest doormat . frank : hey , is there a problem here ? joshua : no , there 's no problem . the lady and i are having a very friendly conversation . frank : then get your hands off her . this guy giving you a hard time , elizabeth ? elizabeth : he just ca n't seem to take no for an answer . frank : maybe you should walk out of here , pal , before i throw you out . joshua : is that anyway to talk to a paying customer ? frank : then the drink is on the house . now , get out -- now . elizabeth : sorry , but that wo n't really be necessary . i 'm leaving anyway . thank you , frank . i appreciate that . there are n't many gentlemen left in the world . frank : if you even try to go after her , i will throw you through this wall . [ scene_break ] rafe : hey , listen , i know kevin really bothers you guys . ian : it 's a little more than that . rafe : but we got to focus on our number one priority here . lucy : you 're right . you 're absolutely right . alison : ok , so what did you guys find out ? ian : according to legend , there 's a healing spring right here in port charles . lucy : right . and if that map is correct , that means it 's under caleb 's building . ian : and it means it 's not just a legend . we 've got this partial map thing here and then -- and then this , kevin 's drawn out the notes to the music . lucy : right , caleb 's song . so that means it could be right at caleb 's door . alison : so is this some sort of a healing spring ? maybe a power source for vampires ? rafe : it could be . or maybe it 's just a trap . lucy : well , yeah . i mean , kevin did sort of conveniently hand it over , did n't he ? ian : you think caleb is working with kevin and they 're trying to set us up ? rafe : well , we obviously have to consider that , do n't we ? ian : which is why you 're going to stay here where it 's safe while i check this out . lucy : uh - uh . ian : or come with me . whatever you like . lucy : i 'll come with you . ian : ok . lucy : ok . [ knock on door ] elizabeth : hello , rafe . oh , wow . good evening , all . i 'm not interrupting anything , am i ? alison : no . no . we 're just going to go to a thing . why do n't we -- we should meet you guys . lucy : i think we should go do our thing first . alison : because i do n't want to make you late . ian : come on . lucy : ok . see you . alison : ok , see you . lucy : elizabeth , it 's really swell seeing you . cousin . ok , tell me something . if these maps are real , if they 're right , do you really think there could be some sort of healing spring for vampires under caleb 's building ? ian : there 's only one way to find out . lucy : right . [ scene_break ] caleb : i hate to see you so unhappy . but maybe it was necessary to go through this pain . tess : why ? caleb : because everything we witness , everything we experience changes us . tess : well , it 's changed me for the worse because i hate how i feel . caleb : you do n't think i hated it when you would n't bring livvie back ? tess : that 's because you loved her . caleb : i did . as much -- maybe more than you loved jack . so much that i never really looked at you . i never saw how beautiful you are . i never really felt your touch . but when i finally did , when i opened my heart , i realized wt i 'd been longing for . it 's you , tess . tess : no . i was born to be with jack . that 's what he told me . caleb : it 's a good line . but he is n't your destiny . i am . you know , i think we both needed to just get lost a little in order to find each other . tess : you really believe that ? caleb : you brought my heart salvation , and i believe you were put on this earth to save me , just as i was brought back to love you . tess : you really do love me . i can see it in your eyes . caleb : it 's the kind of love that lasts forever . [ scene_break ] frank : i 'm not going to say it again . do not go after the lady . joshua : you use the term loosely , which is appropriate when it comes to elizabeth . she 's the kind of woman -- she drinks too much and she thinks too little . she creates drama wherever she goes . i 'm sure you know the type . frank : i know your type . you get your kicks putting women down . joshua : oh , believe me , elizabeth -- she is trouble . frank : and you look like you 're the cause of her trouble . joshua : well , it 's very noble to fight for what you believe in . i would bet you 've never walked away from a confrontation in your life . i 'm very impressed . i 'm joshua temple . joshua : rude , tough , quick with his fists . mmm , that 's perfect . and he makes a good drink . he 's the sort of man that could be an asset to me . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : so it sounded like you guys were all planning something . rafe : no , we 're just on our way out to dinner . alison : yeah , a movie . elizabeth : which one ? rafe : well , dinner -- alison : yeah . rafe : then a movie . elizabeth : oh , yes . something tells me that this is actually about caleb . alison : mother , please , give it a rest , ok ? not everything is about vampires . elizabeth : sweetheart , you 're not a very effective liar , but that was a good try . rafe : you know what ? that 's it . get out of here . elizabeth : come on . i know that you guys are hiding something . caleb is my almost ex - husband . if you have found something out about him , i have the right to know . [ scene_break ] lucy : do you see anything ? ian : nothing . lucy : wait a minute . look at that door thingy . ian : it 's the same pattern we saw on the drawing . lucy : it is . do n't you think that 's got to mean something ? ian : let 's check it out . [ footsteps ] lucy : i hear something . i do n't have a good feeling about this . i definitely hear something . ian : now we know why . caleb : you know , i -- i never really enjoyed just walking before . tess : yeah , the air does feel good . it 's just my whole life is turned upside down right now . i do n't know what to think , where to go . kevin : fancy meeting you here . i heard there were rats at the docks . ian : we 're a little busy here , collins . caleb : no one 's asking you to make any decisions . just breathe . ian : i 've got to get in here before caleb finds us . kevin : yeah , that would be bad . caleb : i want to make sure you get a good night 's sleep . you 'll feel better in the morning , i promise . tess : i 'm almost afraid to close my eyes . i 've had such bad nightmares . caleb : i 'll be right there , chasing the bad dreams away . lucy : he locked us in . we 're locked in . ian : yeah , it 's locked . lucy : i really thought for a minute that you were going to blow the whistle on us . kevin : and miss out on all this fun -- skulking around in here with you and your boyfriend ? ian : why do n't you get a life for yourself . kevin : you know , funny thing , ian . i had a life until you came along and decided yet again that i had a wife that you could n't stay away from . lucy : could you just stop it ? please , just stop it ! kevin : you 're getting claustrophobic , are n't you ? lucy : you know i hate small spaces like this , especially in this particular situation . kevin : well , maybe the universe is speaking to you , lucy , because we 're stuck in here together . [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] elizabeth : i really want to be part of it . i mean , please just tell me that i can work with you . kevin : what is this godforsaken place , and what are we supposed to be looking for ? tess : i want the best part of you to make love to the best part of me .
elizabeth flirts with frank at the recovery room . frank places a cryptic phone call in which he assures someone that he 's good for the money . joshua advises elizabeth to start spying on alison and rafe now . frank intervenes when he sees joshua grab her arm . joshua is impressed with frank , but the feeling is far from mutual . assessing what he 's observed , joshua believes that frank could be quite an asset to him . caleb comforts a very sad tess in the cave where she used to live . she wishes that jack had never taken her away and taught her about love . she blames caleb for creating her in the first place . caleb explains that all the time he was pining for olivia , he never took the time to look at tess . when he finally opened his heart , he realized that she was the one he longed for . he is her destiny , not jack . tess looks into his eyes and realizes that he really does love her . rafe and alison are still trying to decipher kevin 's drawing when ian and lucy burst with maps of port charles and news about the healing pool . ian and lucy lay the drawing over one of the maps and discover that it points to caleb 's building by the docks . however , when they learn that kevin supplied the drawing , they become suspicious that it 's a trap . despite his apparently good intentions , kevin is asked to leave the premises . elizabeth stops by the warehouse just before ian and lucy leave . when alison and rafe ca n't get their stories straight , elizabeth informs them that she knows they 're up to something that has to do with her husband . caleb and tess walk to his place , where he promises to protect her from her nightmares . as ian and lucy snoop around the docks , they find the same pattern on a padlocked door . to their chagrin , kevin joins them . when they hear caleb approaching , they open the lock and hide inside . caleb notices the open padlock and closes it before continuing his walk with tess . inside , ian stifles lucy 's urge to scream . she 's normally claustrophic anyway , but it does n't help that kevin is in there with them .
elizabeth : so it 's true , then , right ? this is about caleb ? you 're on to something ? rafe : no , i wish we were . elizabeth : rafe , come on . i know who you are , what you are . you 're not going to rest until you get him . alison : ok , mother , what is this about ? seriously . because we 're going to be late for our movie and -- elizabeth : i want to help rafe : with what ? elizabeth : to get caleb . i want to help you . i mean , i know -- i know that you do n't trust me , but listen to me , alison , i am begging you , if you have found something out about caleb , a way to free me or help the others , i really want to be part of it . i mean , please just tell me that i can work with you . [ scene_break ] lucy : he locked us in . we 're locked in . ian : yeah , it 's locked . lucy : oh . i really thought for a minute going to blow the whistle on us . kevin : and miss out on all this fun ? skulking around in here with you and your boyfriend ? ian : why do n't you get a life for yourself ? kevin : you know , funny thing , ian . i had a life until you came along and decided yet again that i had a wife that you could n't stay away from . lucy : could you just stop it ? please just stop it ! kevin : you 're getting claustrophobic , are n't you ? lucy : you know i hate small spaces like this , especially in this particular situation . kevin : well , maybe the universe is speaking to you , lucy , because we 're stuck in here . ian : come on , open up . kevin : you know , it 's pretty obvious that he locked us in from the outside . we 're stuck . lucy : oh , my god . oh , my god . ian : it 's ok . we 'll find a way out . we will . kevin : great . you work on that , will you ? in the meantime , lucy -- lucy , explain a couple of things to me , such as , a , what is this godforsaken place and , b , what are we supposed to be looking for ? [ scene_break ] tess : i want to thank you again , caleb . caleb : for what ? tess : for letting me stay here , for the clothes , for everything . caleb : you do n't have to thank me for anything . here . hop in . caleb : just -- i do n't want you to worry about anything . just feel safe and secure and make this your home . tess : where are you going to sleep ? caleb : i 'll be on the couch . tess : that does n't sound very comfortable . caleb : it 'll be fine . tess : all right . then , good night . caleb : good night , tess . tess : caleb ? caleb : yeah ? tess : sweet dreams . caleb : you , too , tess . you , too [ scene_break ] alison : what makes you think that we 're doing anything to bring down caleb ? elizabeth : call it mother 's intuition . come on , i 'm the mother . i have intuition . rafe : ok , fine . but let 's be real here for a second . you have n't exactly shown a lot of willpower when it comes to caleb . elizabeth : well , that was in the past . i 'm free of him now . he does n't have that kind of power over me anymore . alison : what do you mean , he does n't have that kind of power over you ? he turned you into a vampire . of course he does . elizabeth : hey , do n't remind me every five minutes , all right ? alison : oh , my -- rafe : hey , wait a second . there might be something you can help out with . can you excuse us for a second ? alison : rafe , what -- you 're not actually seriously thinking about letting her in on this , are you ? rafe : just trust me on this one , ok ? joshua 's voice : you want the brutal truth ? he never loved you . he had many lovers before you , during you , and after you . elizabeth 's voice : just never mind . i really do n't care , anyway . joshua 's voice : of course you do . especially with what i am going to propose to you , give you the chance to get even with mr. caleb morley , or should i say the artist previously known as stephen clay . elizabeth 's voice : how ? joshua 's voice : i hear your lovely daughter , alison , and the slayer rafe and their little gaggle of tedious friends are planning to attack stephen . elizabeth 's voice : all i have to do -- joshua 's voice : is to watch alison and rafe and their merry little band and find out what they 're up to . and i prom -- i guarantee a revenge that will be satisfyingly full on caleb morley . elizabeth 's voice : every time i think i hit rock bottom , i just slide a little further , and there you are . joshua 's voice : ca n't you focus on trying to get rid of caleb and stop obsessing on your pathetic love life ? elizabeth 's voice : i deserve someone who loves me . joshua 's voice : why do n't you listen to me , and you 'll have the chance to get back some of your pride . that way you wo n't end up as eternity 's prettiest doormat . elelizabeth : so ? rafe : so , i would like you to listen to a little song for me . elizabeth : a song ? rafe : yeah . well , actually , it 's just five notes . elizabeth : what does it have to do with me helping you destroy caleb ? rafe : it could be nothing . it could be everything . [ scene_break ] tess ' voice : you can do this , stephen . just try and connect to that place , that place inside deep down in your heart and your soul that 's longing to live a normal human existence . caleb 's voice : i hate who you are ! i will never be who you are ! do n't you understand ? i do n't want to be you ! caleb 's father : i never want to see you again ! caleb 's voice : she met me . he sent her . he knew i trusted her . he had turned her . she was my stepmother , father 's new wife , did his bidding . tess ' voice : all you have to do is reach inside yourself and find him again , that young man who was turned against his will . this is why you created me -- to be loved . [ scene_break ] ian : there 's got to be another way out , some other opening or something . come on , take a look . kevin : you still have n't answered my questions . such as , what is this place and what do you know about it ? ian : i do n't know anything about it . kevin : oh , really ? you know , i did see the map that i helped you finish . it means that you obviously had a reason to come down here in the first place . ian : let 's get something straight . the three of us are not a team . we 'll never be a team . if that 's why you 're here -- kevin : i 'm here for the same reason you are -- to get caleb . lucy : stop , stop , both of you . just stop it . ok , just please stop it . i can not take it . i ca n't . kevin : what 's wrong , lucy ? ian : you ok ? lucy : no , no , it 's a little - known fact that when i get in small spaces like this , i 'm a little panicky . ian : what can i do ? lucy : get me out of here . we 're locked in . we 're not getting out . ian : no , i 'll find a way . lucy : no , i 've got to get out of here . we ca n't get out because the door 's locked , and i ca n't go that way , and i ca n't breathe . there 's no air , so now i ca n't breathe . kevin : lucy , give me this , give me this . look at me . lucy : i ca n't catch my breath -- kevin : lucy , look at me . lucy : no . kevin : right now . whistle . whistle . [ kevin and lucy whistle ] kevin : there you go . ian : what are you doing ? kevin : gets her mind off of it . ian : thanks . [ lucy whistles ] kevin : better ? lucy : yeah , better . thanks . kevin : anytime . come on , let 's keep looking . lucy : right . ian : watch yourself . lucy : oh , my god . ian : what is it ? is it coming back ? lucy : no . no , i 'm ok . look . there 's a -- there 's a light . look . over there . see it ? ian : i see it . kevin : yeah , i see it , too . lucy : ok , then . ok . let 's go , let 's go . [ scene_break ] alison : wait . i do n't -- are you sure about this ? we just told ian and lucy that we were going to help them find the spring . rafe : and we will , ok ? this will just take a second . alison : what do you think my mother can help us with ? i do n't understand . rafe : as you pointed out , she is a vampire . alison : so ? rafe : so i 'd like to know what , if anything , these five notes of caleb 's song do to her . alison : you 're going to let her listen to the notes ? rafe : i just need to know if ian 's reaction to this was a fluke , you know , if all vampires have the same reaction to these notes . alison : but you 're not going to tell her what ian saw ? rafe : no , no , listen , i 'm just going to give her the information she needs to know . she wo n't get sususpicious , promise . alison : ok , ok , ok . rafe : all right . elizabeth : all right . so , are you going to tell me what this is about ? rafe : well , here 's the thing . i 've been listening to caleb 's music a lot lately , especially `` naked eyes . `` elizabeth : mm - hmm , yeah . rafe : and , well , i 've always had sort of an adverse reaction to it . you know , very hostile . especially now . these five notes -- when i listen to them -- the thing is when alison listens to them -- alison : yeah , it 's really good . it 's a good feeling . rafe : so i just want to see , you know , what affect they have on you . elizabeth : you mean , on a vampire ? rafe : exactly . elizabeth : ok . rafe : ok . alison : what 's wrong ? rafe : did you see anything ? feel anything ? elizabeth : no . no , nothing unusual . alison : you do n't see anything ? elizabeth : no , the only thing is i completely forgot that i 'm late for some dinner plans that i had for tonight . rafe : dinner plans . alison : what ? elizabeth : yeah , i have plans with an old friend . alison : mother , you do n't have any old friends . elizabeth : i -- do you mind if we do this again later ? alison : well , i mean -- no . elizabeth : because i really have to hurry . i could probably still make it , all right ? alison : ok . elizabeth : all right . see you . alison : she did see something , did n't she ? rafe : uh - huh . alison : well , do you think it was the same thing that ian saw ? rafe : only one way to find out . alison : we follow her . rafe : yeah . i think i know who her old friend is . [ scene_break ] caleb : tess , you all right ? do you need something ? tess : oh , i was worried . it sounded like you were having a bad dream or something . caleb : yeah , i was , actually . tess : i get nightmares sometimes , too . caleb : yeah , they 're nothing to worry about . tess : you know , sometimes , it helps maybe if you talk about it . what was the dream about ? you can tell me , caleb . caleb : i -- i was dreaming about the night i was -- i was dreaming about the night i was turned into what a am . tess : a vampire . caleb : it 's strange , you know . i have n't -- i have n't thought about that night in years , and then i meet you , and somehow it 's haunting me now . tess : no . it 's touching , not haunting . caleb : what does that mean ? tess : touching . do n't you see ? you want to be that man again . you want to feel the goodness and the love that you felt then , before it was all taken away . i want to feel that , too . caleb , i want to be loved by that man . caleb : you want me , too ? tess : not the way you loved livvie and not the way you loved since you were turned . i want to be loved by the man that turned his back on evil all those years ago , who left his home and his family in search of a better life . i want the best part of you to make love to the best part of me . caleb : tess -- tess : i believe you now . i was brought here to save you and to love you . and you were brought back to love me . it was what was meant for us all along . caleb : i do . i want to be the man i once was , to love you as only he could . tess : you can . you can be that man right now . you made me for this moment . i can feel it in my heart . [ scene_break ] lucy : hey , we are getting closer . kevin : are we in your way there , thornhart ? lucy : ian , are you ok ? ian : just keep digging . lucy : ok . ian : yeah . kevin : i think you 're getting through . [ water runs ] ian : do you hear that ? lucy : yeah , sounds like running water . ian : so it 's not just in my head . lucy : no . we are getting through . keep going . it 's a little bit brighter . keep going . oh . oh , it 's so bright , it hurts my eyes after all this darkness . what is that ? ian : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : i have to find him . i have to tell him what i know . rafe : no , caleb does n't have a hold over you at all , elizabeth . alison : you know , i do n't know why , but there 's always this little piece of my heart that hangs on to hope that eventually my mother will change . rafe : i 'm sorry , alison , but as long as your mother 's a vampire and caleb 's her master , as long as he 's alive , she will serve him . alison : well , it 's more than that . rafe : what do you mean ? alison : she still loves him , rafe . singer : i do n't have the strength to lie anymore , i spent my life taking all the wrong doors , i think i have the answers , questions remain still , here on the outside covered in pain , so magnify the light that shines through my window , ... singers : i can see so clearly in your eyes singer : justify the night then roll , baby , let it go singers : need to feel you near me no more lies elizabeth : no . no , i 'll surprise him . oh , just wait till he hears . singer : with a newborn heart , with a newborn heart yeah , yeah yeah , yeah bring me to life , [ scene_break ] ian : it 's really here , the hot spring . lucy : wow . it 's so beautiful . kevin : how can this be here ? how can this be underground , right in the middle of port -- you knew . you knew about this place . this is what you were looking for , right ? from the map ? the map that i drew from the music ? what is this place ? where the hell are we ? lucy : we -- we ca n't tell you . ian : we ca n't tell you because we do n't know . kevin : you do n't know . ian : but it does feel like there 's some answers here . lucy : i do n't know . that is n't exactly the feeling i 'm getting . ian : what do you mean ? lucy : i ca n't put my finger on it . it just feels weird , like something is just a bit off . [ moaning ] kevin : what in god 's name was that ? lucy : i do n't know . but i do n't think we 're alone in here . [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : srender . `` [ next_on ] ian : we 'll tell you what you need to know when you need to know it . how is that ? kevin : you do n't want to tell me ? do n't . but know you just let go of a loose cannon and you have no idea where i 'll go from here . caleb : you are so beautiful . elizabeth : tess ?
elizabeth is convinced that alison and rafe are up to something , and she wants to be included . she insists that caleb no longer has any power over her , but they do n't believe that 's possible . rafe asks her to listen to the first five notes of `` naked eyes `` and tell them what happens . as she listens , a change comes over her face , but she removes the headphones and claims to have felt nothing . she rushes out on the pretense of having a previous engagement , unaware that alison and rafe are following her . alison realizes that her mother still loves the vampire who sired her . caleb sleeps on the couch while tess lies awake in his bed . after a nightmare about the night he became a vampire , he wakes up with a jolt and sees tess looking at him with concern . tess believes that caleb longs to be the man he used to be , before he was turned into a vampire against his will . now believing that they were meant to be together , she asks him to make love to her . elizabeth lets herself into caleb 's loft and is stunned to see her husband making love to tess . meanwhile , lucy blames kevin for making her claustophobia worse . kevin demands to know where they are and what they 're looking for , but his questions go unanswered . when lucy panics and says that she ca n't breathe , kevin 's suggestion to whistle calms her down . as they crawl through the cave , they see a light . it becomes much brighter as they approach it , and they hear the sound of running water . ian breaks through into a cavern . the hot spring lies in the middle . to ian , it feels as if there are answers there , but lucy has a very different feeling , as if something is a little bit off . the cavern fills with the sound of moaning , and something odd is happening in the water . lucy ca n't explain what 's happening , but she does n't think they 're alone .
[ classical music plays ] ian : i do n't know . i do n't want to make the same made last time . lucy : mmm . ian : and i thought i knew everything . i thought i had all the answers , and i was wrong , and i almost hurt you . lucy : you did n't . and i knew you would n't . ian : being with me is a little like russian roulette , is n't it ? lucy : i 'm not complaining at all . do you think that rafe 's theory about the vampire spring , the hot springs -- could that be right ? ian : i do n't know . i do n't know if the water is the answer or not , but either way , we 'll need a miracle lucy : we deserve a miracle . especially you . ian : try to t , but with kevin back in the picture , you know -- lucy : we 're not going to let him find o that you 're a vampire . we 're not . ian : what if he doe it against you ? lucy : he wo n't . he will not . wo n't allow it . ian : they 're all going to find out eventually . lucy : yeah , maybe . but you know what i think we should do right now ? i think we should forget all about our problems -- forget caleb and kevin and everybody . ian : you think we can ? lucy : i think we should try . because , you know , there 's this theory that if you forget about your problems just for a little bit , the answer just comes to you . ian : i 've heard that . lucy : have you ? ian : yeah . lucy : would n't you be interested in putting it into practice ? ian : i think so , yes , sure . lucy : then i think you need to come over here . ian : hmm . [ rock music plays ] joshua : stop , stop , stop , stop . more energy , garza . you 're lagging behind the bass line . ricky : he keeps speeding up the tempo . caz : oh , well , i 'll slow it down for you , bro . make it nice and easy . joshua : we do n't do `` nice and easy . `` this is rock ' n ' roll . it 's not dinner music . ricky : how 's that ? is that better ? joshua : that 's much better , thank you very much . reese : brilliant . caz : all right , man , you ripped it . you ripped it . joshua : yeah , you 're all wonderful . ricky , since stephen 's not here , you can sing the lead on this . you sing it better than he does , anyway . caleb : is that so ? joshua : i did n't mean anything by that . caleb : relax , joshua . you 're right . he does sing it better than me . we 're not going to be working on any of the old stuff . i 've written some new music . joshua : wonderful . reese : whatever . caz : works for me . caleb : between you and me , there 's going to be a lot more changes around here . joshua : such as ? caleb : the name of the band . we 'll no longer be known as stephen clay experience . joshua : may i ask you why ? caleb : stephen clay is n't my name . from now on , we 're going to be known as the experience , featuring caleb morley . it 's time , joshua . i 'm taking my name back . it 's time for the whole world to know who i really am . [ jack groans ] jack : oh -- i guess it wo n't hurt if i have another . livvie : jack , jack , jack . so you 're giving up , huh ? you 're going to let caleb win again ? livvie : it 's been a while , jack . jack : not long enough for me . besides , you 're not real . you 're just a part of my hangover . livvie : drowning your sorrows -- that 's your answer ? jack : no , i 'm just drowning you out . livvie : afraid you wo n't be able to drink me away this time , jack . jack : oh , livvie , you 'd be surprised how far away you are . livvie : and dear , sweet tess -- is she far away , too ? jack : she 's getting there . livvie : you know , what happened to you , jack ? you used to be my hero , the one man i could count on when i had lost my way . jack : a sucker 's game . livvie : but we played it so many times . jack : did you ever care ? did you ever give a damn ? livvie : about you ? of course i did , jack . i loved you . jack : until the vampire got a hold of you , huh ? livvie : i changed , and there was n't anything you could do to stop that from happening . jack : you know what ? you can go down memory lane by yourself . but i 'm over you . i 'm over you . livvie : you know , what about tess ? was n't it your love that made tess real ? jack : do n't talk about her . livvie : you thought you had it , did n't you , jack ? your happily ever after . then everything fell apart again . jack : go to hell ! go to hell , livvie . livvie : and it left you wondering , wondering , wondering what you did right , what you did wrong , what was never good enough . i think you want to know , jack . i think you 're dying to know why neither one of us wanted to settle for your simple little life . why i did n't stay , why tess did n't stay . jack : does n't matter now . livvie : oh , yeah , of course it does . you want to know what he has that got to us and what you do n't . you can taste it . his power , the life we chose -- you 'll never have peace until you know , jack , why you were never enough for the women you loved . jack : no . [ livvie laughs ] ricky : look at you . i thought you were gone for good -- back to heaven . i thought i would never see you again . casey : ricky , we ca n't do this . ricky : why not ? casey : be -- no , no , no , i 'm not here on vacation , ricky . i 'm here on assignment . ricky : what ? what ? on an angel assignment ? casey : yeah . yeah , that 's right . ricky : so what , you know ? you ca n't work all the time . casey : no , you do n't understand . ricky : what 's there to understand ? you 're back , and that 's all that matters . casey : but there are rules . there are rules . that 's why i got yanked back , ok ? ricky : yeah ? casey : there 's no kissing , no fooling around , no -- ricky : what else ? casey : no -- no , just stop . stop . stop it , ok ? i ca n't -- i ca n't save you if you keep doing -- this . ricky : save me ? that 's your angel assignment ? you 're a guardian angel ? my guardian angel ? casey : so -- big deal . ricky : i ca n't believe it . i have a guardian angel , and it 's you , the girl that i love ? this is so -- casey : ricky , ricky , ricky , no . listen . listen to me , ok ? this is not some ordinary goth rocked - out rock band that you 're rolling with , ok ? you 're probably , like , the only person left in this town who does n't know , but , honey , caleb and his crew -- they really are vampires . ricky : i know . casey : what ? ricky : i have known for a long time . and you want to know something ? i do n't care . joshua : stephen . caleb : let me guess -- you hate the idea of changing the name of the band . joshua : i 'm just curious as to why . the stephen clay experience is a recognizable entity throughout the world . it sells millions of c.d.s . you 're known everywhere you go . i do n't think such a change is very good for business . caleb : hmm . we 're changing it anyway . joshua : ok . might i ask why the sudden decision ? caleb : i 'm tired of hiding behind someone else 's name . i 'm proud of who i am , and i want the whole world to know it . joshua : do you also want the whole world to know what you are ? caleb : let the vampire rumors float out there . it sells records . it 's good for business . joshua : hmm . is it safe to say that this newfound confidence has been inspired by the latest lady love in your life ? caleb : that 's my business . your business is to manage the band , look after my interests , and keep an eye on elizabeth . how long have u been sleeping with her , anyway ? joshua : that 's a good way to keep an eye on her , is n't it ? caleb : just make sure she does n't get hurt . i would n't want her to be mistreated . joshua : of course . caleb : oh , and , joshua -- it 's my life . no matter how much you 'd like to live it , they 're my decisions to make . so if i want to change my name , i 'll do it . if i do n't want to hide in the shadows anymore , your job is to say , `` go do it . `` do we understand each other ? joshua : yes . caleb : good . caleb : hey , jack . i 've missed you . casey : you know that they 're vampires , and you do n't care ? ricky : no . i 'm in it for the music . a shot like this has always been my dream . you know that . casey : are you crazy ? ricky : look , will you look at it this way ? before the vampires , i was a big , fat nothing , and now i have a platinum record , ok ? they use me and i use them . casey : and you could lose your life . do you know that ? the person who you are , the person who i love -- you have almost been turned , and reese would have turned you into one , too , ricky , if i had n't -- never mind . ricky : wait , wait , wait -- wait a second . that twister thing in the rehearsal hall -- that was you ? casey : saving your sorry ass . yes , that was me . this is not a game , ricky . ricky : i know what i 'm doing . casey : yeah ? well , you could 've fooled me . ricky : listen , all they are is a means to an end . casey : a means to an end ? ricky : yes . look , i 'm looking to make something bigger out of it , and i already have . and it could be bigger and better . i can feel it . casey : no , no . the only road that this can lead you to is nowhere . all right ? fine . if that 's your big plan to make it to the top , then you know what ? count me out because i do n't want to see you destroy yourself . i 'm out . ricky : casey , wait . caleb : you looking for trouble , jack ? jack : no . what i 'm here for is none of your business . caleb : my property , my business . jack : get out of my way . caleb : whew . you 're drunk , jack . why do n't you take this someplace else ? jack : not until i get what i came here for . caleb : well , if that 's me , i 'm in too good a mood to hurt anything today . but if you push it -- jack : oh , what , huh ? caz : hey , boss -- this just came for you . caleb : tell you what . forget about what i said . stay as long as you like . i 'm feeling generous . jack : guess what -- no more complications . reese : hmm . i like the sound of that . jack : let 's go . [ classical music plays ] ian : that was quite the distraction . lucy : sorry about your clothes . ian : that 's ok . they 'll dry . lucy : see ? now , do n't you feel a lot better ? ian : i feel great . lucy : really ? that 's what you 're supposed to do -- just lay back and relax , forget about your problems . ian : i thought that 's what we were doing . we 're going to have to snap out of this and get back to reality . lucy : i know , i know . we will -- in a minute . come on . come on , lay back . close your eyes . ian : mm - hmm . lucy : just feel the warm water roll all over your body . listen to the music , and just relax . come on . you can do it . you know , i always do this when i have a problem that i just ca n't seem to work through . i get in the tub , i light the candles , and i run the bath , and i listen to music . one time i had this problem with my perfume company , and , sure enough , it came right to me as i was relaxing in the tub . it just came to me . close your eyes . ian : yeah , that 's what i 'm doing . lucy : no , you got to close your eyes and relax . come on . try it . close them . think about the music and the way the water touches your skin . you 'll be a whole new person . ian : i love the way your mind works . lucy : you do ? ian : you did it . lucy : thanks . what ? i did what ? ian : you solved it -- the puzzle . lucy : the puzzle -- i solved the -- what puzzle ? ian : with caleb , the music -- if -- we have to listen to the music and sit in water -- the healing pool . lucy : ok . ian : we have to let it soak while we 're listening to the music . lucy : wait a minute . you 're saying let the music fill your mind while you 're soaking in water ? ian : not just any music . it has to be caleb 's music while you 're sitting in the healing pool . lucy : so you can let it restore you and bring you new life . ian : yeah . might be the answer . ricky : would you just wait ? get over here . you would n't let me finish . ok . when i was by myself , yeah , it was about the music . i had to break out of the pack , to do something for myself , do something that i love . it was my only dream that i had left , and i did n't want to lose that -- not after i lost you . casey : i understand that . i really understand that , ricky , but you -- ricky : but -- but now -- now you 're back . and having you here makes all the difference in the world . casey : and i hope it makes you change your mind . ricky : if it does -- if i look into your eyes right now and i agree to play it safe , what does that do to us ? what happens when you do your job ? think about it . casey : i guess i have to go somewhere else . another assignment ? ricky : right . but as long as i keep walking into trouble , you got to have my back , right ? casey : yeah . ricky : that 's the way i get my dream -- all of it -- the music and the girl . especially the girl . ricky : i 'm going to walk back in there , all right ? but it 's sure nice to know that somebody 's got my back . casey : i always got your back , rock star . lucy : ok , you have the music , right ? ian : yeah . lucy : this is going to work , right ? ian : of course it 's going to work . the entrance is gone . lucy : are we sure ? we 're positive we 're in the right place ? ian : no , this is it . this is -- it was right here . lucy : what are we going to do ? what -- tess : you 're home . caleb : you look beautiful . tess : thank you . caleb : you did all this ? tess : of course . caleb : come here . reese : you could n't wait till we got home , could you ? jack : no . reese : oh , jack . jack : do it , reese . make me one of you . bite me . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] tess : you are always trying to make sure i can have everything a girl could want . why ca n't it be you who 's swept off your feet ? alison : you 're a nasty little pig , and if you touch my mother ever again , i 'm going to make sure that rafe gets rid of you forever . elizabeth : no , you wo n't .
ian gets an idea when lucy uses romance , a bath , and soothing music to take his mind off his troubles . he thinks that if he listens to `` naked eyes `` while soaking in the hot spring , he will be healed . a hangover causes jack to hallucinate that livvie is taunting him about his latest failed attempt at `` happily ever after . `` caleb hands out some new music and informs joshua that many changes are in store . from now on , the band will be known as the experience , featuring caleb morley . joshua objects , but caleb puts him in his place . ricky is thrilled by casey 's return and her inadvertent confession that she 's his guardian angel . when casey explains that the band is made up of vampires , ricky shocks her by saying that he 's known that for a long time . he does n't care , because being a rock star has always been his dream . casey is prepared to leave so that she does n't have to watch the man she loves destroy himself . ricky points out that if he plays it safe , she 'll have to go back , but as long as he keeps walking into trouble , she 'll be there to watch his back . casey realizes he 's right , but she 's not comfortable with it . a drunken jack shows up at the studio to see reese . after reading a note , caleb goes home to tess , who has prepared a romantic evening for the two of them . jack tells reese to bite him now , and she lowers her mouth onto his neck . lucy and ian try to return to the healing pool , but the entrance is gone .
reese : wow . that was a kick , was n't it ? jack : yeah , whatever . reese : `` whatever `` ? that 's not what you said when you had me pinned up against the wall . jack : i asked you for something . reese : oh , yeah -- `` bite me . `` lovely . you 're so romantic . jack : i know vampires . i used to be one , remember ? they have two things on their mind -- sex and feeding . i 'm offered , do you have a problem with that ? reese : yeah . i do n't do mercy bites . elizabeth : hello ? last i checked , this was my room . joshua : oh , do n't start with me ! i 'm not in the mood . elizabeth : ok . somebody got up on the wrong side of the coffin . joshua : ugh ! son of a bitch ! do you have any idea what he 's done ? elizabeth : i assume you 're speaking of caleb ? joshua : yeah , he changed the name of the band . it 's now called the experience featuring caleb morley . and the muthe music is pathetic ! elizabeth : and what brought that on ? joshua : not what but who -- a little who . that little tidbit he 's been seeing . elizabeth : tess ? joshua : love kills . do n't you ever forget it . elizabeth : being with you , how could i ? joshua : oh , and by the way , he knows about us . elizabeth : well , was he -- joshua : what , was he angry or was he jealous ? oh , do n't get your hopes up . no . he asked me not to mistreat you . elizabeth : that w generous of him . [ music plays ] joshua : oh , please do n't . i am not in the mood . elizabeth : i am , and you will be . alison : um , mother ? it 's alison . i , uh -- i brought you some dinner . she 's probably exhausted . she probably fell asleep . [ alison gasps ] [ glass breaks ] elizabeth : tuna casserole . my favorite . caleb : why 'd you do all this ? tess : to make you happy . caleb : you do n't have to do anything to achieve that . tess : do n't you like it ? caleb : yeah , i do . you have to forgive me . it 's -- it 's been a long time since anyone did anything for me -- anything special f m me for reason . tess : but there is a reason , because you are always trying to make sure i could have everything a girl could want . why ca n't it be you who 's swept off your feet ? caleb : i 'm swept . tess : do n't thank me yet , because it 's just the beginning . jack : hey , hey , hey , hey . come on , come on , slow down , all right ? reese : hey , why are you following me ? jack : look , i 'm sorry if i hurt your feelings . reese : you did n't even come close . look , it 's all right . i know you 're on the rebound because of your ex . i know she 's kicking it with stephen . jack : caleb ? no , that 's not exactly -- reese : yeah , it is . and it 's all right . i 'm not looking for you to send me valentines . i thought we were just in it for laughs , you know ? jack : we are , you know ? besides , i want to join the big dance , the big party . reese : no , i just do n't turn anyone . i need a reason . jack : well , i offered . that should be a good enough reason . besides , we 're in this for the kicks , remember ? reese : not good enough . jack : what are you , a vampire with a conscience ? i 've been bitten before . i know what 's up , reese . reese : are you ready for life without end ? are you ready to drink blood , to feed off other people to just satisfy your own hunger , to be at the top of the food chain ? everybody wants the power , but nobody wants to pay the price . you obviously did n't before . what makes you different now ? alison : look , i 'm just going to clean this up , ok , and then i 'm going to get out of here . elizabeth : hey , alison , that was so sweet of you -- alison : no , please , give me a break . i do n't want you to mess up your leather pants . elizabeth : come on , alison , listen to me , it 's not what it looked like . alison : it is what it looks like . it 's exactly what it looks like . you 're going to let that nasty pervert feed on you . joshua : hello , alison . long time no see . elizabeth : honey , i do n't want you to overreact . alison : `` overreact `` ? are you kidding me ? are you being serious ? this is the same man who tried to kill me . do you get that ? joshua : i do n't mean to be defensive , but you did n't really give me much choice . alison : this is -- this is the same man who probably killed daddy . and up until about a month ago , you thought that y k killed him -- which , by the way , was ok with you . and now you 're just going to let him feed on you ? what -- what is the matter with you ? joshua : excuse me , young lady , your mother and i happen to have a very complex , mature relationship . what we choose to do behind closed doors is nobody 's business but our own . alison : joshua , do n't speak to me . you 're a nasty little pig , and if you touch my mother ever again , i 'm going to make sure that rafe gets rid of you forever . elizabeth : no , you wo n't . tess : see the candles and the wine ? caleb : yeah . it 's a nice bordeaux . something smells amazing . tess : that 's coq au vin . it 's chicken . caleb : with wine . yeah , it 's one of my favorites . tess : really ? i was a little worried because i know it 's not food that really nourishes you , but they say it 's a very satisfying meal . caleb : `` they `` ? tess : mm - hmm . the magazine i got . `` how to make a man happy . `` that 's what i wanted to do . i wanted to make you happy . caleb : you do . but you do n't need to go to all this trouble . tess : well , that 's what people do who care about each other , is n't it ? caleb : i guess it is . tess : i really do n't know much about the world , but i am trying to learn . why are you staring at me ? caleb : you 're amazing , you know that ? but , you know you do n't need a -- you do n't need a magazine or a book to tell you what happiness is . all they do is try to paint a picture - perfect world where everything has its place . but it 's just paper and ink . but you -- in your heart , in your soul , you hold all that is pure and honest and real . you know , that 's how we 're all born . it 's what -- it 's what 's been missing in me for a long time . it 's what 's missing in all of them out there . but somehow you found this way to hang on to it . tess : here . try this . it 's oysters rockefeller . tess : hmm ? caleb : best oyster i ever had . tess : well , there 's more . hold on . tess : why do you look so sad ? caleb : i want you to be able to see the world , tess . i want you to see the world and everything it has to offer . and i 'd like to be there to share it with you . but there 's something that you need to know . i have a long history of tarnishing everything that i touch , tess . tess : but i am not afraid . i do n't want to live my life preserved behind glass , unreal . i wo n't break , caleb . tess : uh , what about the chicken ? caleb : that 's why they invented the microwave . elizabeth : rafe will not hurt joshua . is that clear ? alison : you 're taking his side over mine ? elizabeth : no , alison , it 's not -- it 's not that i do n't appreciate what you 're doing . it 's just that joshua and i have just developed a particular understanding . alison : my god , you 're going to make me gag elizabeth : i know it 's difficult to accept , but he and i have a lot in common , and that 's all that i 'm going to say about it , except that you are not going to sic rafe on him . alison : i thought that you had sunk the lowest when you fell in love with caleb . but now this absolutely takes the cake . joshua : hey , hello ? hello ? i 'm still in the room . alison : good ! there 's the door ! you really like rolling around in the gutter , do n't you , mother ? elizabeth : stop it ! disappointed you -- alison : disappointed me ? please , you 're a vampire . it 's a far cry from forgetting my birthday . elizabeth : i did n't ask to be turned . alison : you do n't have to give in to every instinct you have ! elizabeth : you do n't understand , alison ! alison : yes , i do ! i know people who have been bitten . and they fight it every day with every fiber of their being . joshua : do n't knock it , dear , not until you 've tried it . alison : please , just make him leave . please ? elizabeth : he 'll leave when i say so . alison , you have no idea what i 'm going through , how hard this is . alison : i know . i know this is really hard for you . and i keep telling myself over and over that you did not choose this , this chose you . mother , this is who you are . you have no morals . you have no decency and you have no scruples . you are a professional victim . elizabeth : what a horrible thing to say . alison : i guess the truth hurts , does n't it , elizabeth ? joshua : that 's enough now , alison , please . alison : why do n't you go suck eggs . you make my stomach sick . elizabeth : you called me elizabeth . alison : yes , i did , because my mother is dead . again . tess : see , this is how it should be always -- people just doing things for each other because they want to . caleb : i 've never been with somebody that gave back more than they took . tess : well , that 's the difference between all the other women you thought you loved and me . this is simply love . caleb : so i 'm learning . i 'm learning . tess : no , no . let me . caleb : bring me to life . bring me back to life . with a newborn heart . tess : i really love it when you play for me . caleb : i 'd rather play with you . what 's with the picnic ? tess : is it ok ? caleb : yeah . yeah . here . ah ! ah ! tess : i 'm sorry . sorry . caleb : it 's ok . it 's ok . mmm . tess : wait , here , let me . tess : that should do it . caleb : do n't worry about . tess : no . caleb : it 'll be fine . tess : i could n't heal it . jack : what 's different ? i 'm different . see , you did n't know me before i got here . i used to be nothing but trouble . all i cared about was making sure nobody was in my business . but i knew how to party , though . reese : so what went wrong ? jack : made friends , fell in love . reese : ooh , i 've never been in love . never wanted to . i mean , there 's no percentage in it . jack : yeah , well , i 'm starting to agree with you . so tell me about you , about before you crossed over . reese : really ? jack : why not ? reese : well , it 's nothing special . your average blue - collar english girl . mom spent most nights crying in her whiskey . dad , one of her many one - night stands . jack : yeah . well , my dad was an s.o.b . , too . reese : well , i would n't know about mine . never met him . never wanted to . jack : so , how 'd you meet caleb ? reese : i was playing in a club in bristol . jack : so you must be pretty good , huh ? reese : good ? i 'm smashing . good enough to get his attention , anyway . he showed me i could have the world if i wanted it . jack : you still feel that way ? reese : why not ? i get to do what i love and have powers most people ca n't even imagine . jack : and you never miss hearing your mom crying in her whiskey ? reese : does n't really matter , does it ? i like who i am . you like being mortal . let 's just leave it at that . jack : sounds good . reese : oh ! reese : i 'll tear your stupid head off ! jack : hey , hey , hey , just take it easy , both of you ! alison : i 'm so scared ! let me see what you got . jack : no , we 're not going to see what anybody 's got ! what the hell do you think you 're doing ? alison : what are you doing ? what are you hanging out with this trash for ? reese : where do you get off -- jack : no , reese -- hey ! hey . i 'll see who i want , when i want . alison : are you drunk ? jack : no , not anymore . alison : ok , so then you 're just an idiot . reese : and you 're deaf . alison : ok , you no longer exist . tess makes the biggest mistake of her life , and you go and compound it by throwing your whole life away ? you 're so smart . i 'm impressed . jack : not your problem , alison . alison : you think that you can fix her and make her normal or whatever you want ? then you have just as much of a chance as you did with tess . jack : do n't go there ! alison : she 's a cockroach ! they 're all cockroaches ! you try and destroy her and all she 's going to do is get stronger . they live in filth . so what do you want to do ? you want to go roll around in garbage ? you want to stink it up ? go ahead , but do n't come looking for me when you ca n't find the exit ! dye your roots . jack : easy , easy . leave her alone . let her -- reese : who -- who is that little priss ? what is she to you ? does she own you ? jack : no . just old friends . just an old friend . come on , i 'll buy you a cup of coffee . reese : no , thanks . i do n't touch the stuff . besides , i 'm not into dating . i told you . jack : all right . suit yourself . reese : i never forget a sucker punch , alison , and neither will you . elizabeth : i need to go after r . joshua : , , do n't . what , so she can throw more insults in your face ? oh , children -- ungrateful , squeaky little wretches . the best thing i ever did was not have any . elizabeth : you do n't understand . joshua : i do understand . i understand how she feels for you , loud and clear . elizabeth : she 's all that i have ! joshua : no , she 's not . i am all that you have . you lost her the minute she saw you and i together . caleb was the first to desert you . now your daughter is the next rat to abandon the ship . now , the sooner you face the truth , the better off we 'll be . elizabeth : but she 's my little girl . joshua : oh , please . do you know how i tired i am of doing this little waltz with you ? what , two steps forward , three steps back ? no wonder we do n't get anywhere ! elizabeth : i do n't know what you want from me . joshua : it 's what you want that counts . do n't you want to bring caleb down ? elizabeth : yes , i do . this is all his fault . joshua : then why do n't you stay focused on that . forget all these distractions . focus on his destruction . focus on the hatred and the revenge and think about how brilliant it will be when caleb comes crashing down . caleb : look , you can try again , if you want . tess : no . no , it 's no e. it 's gone . i ca n't heal anymore . caleb : you do n't know that . tess : 's gone . you gave me a gift , and now it 's all gone . caleb : you know where it went , do n't you ? tess : yeah . i was given a gift for a purpose , and -- and once the purpose was fulfilled , i did n't need it anymore . i saved your life . that 's -- that 's why i 'm here , that 's why you created me , and i 'm sure of that now . when i healed your heart , it was for more than to just bring you back to this world . it was to show you where your own goodness was . caleb : and you did that . tess : i do n't need it anymore . we do n't need it . because we 've found each other and discovered our purpose together . because we 're soul mates . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] tess : jack sent you here ? lucy : i just know that he would love to see you . alison : at least just to see you and be able to say goodbye . elizabeth : ian and rafe just broke into caleb 's loft . caleb : something has n't been right with you for a while , marissa , and i want to know why .
inspired by a magazine article about how to make a man happy , tess has arranged a special meal for caleb . he 's touched by this but assures her that she does n't have to do anything special for him . angry with caleb for changing the band 's name and the type of music they 'll be doing , joshua throws a tantrum in elizabeth 's hotel room . elizabeth turns on some mood music , and just as joshua is about to sink his fangs into her neck , alison lets herself into the room . alison 's shock causes her to drop the casserole she brought for her mother 's dinner . alison vows to send rafe after joshua if he ever touches her mother again , but elizabeth tells her that she 'll do nothing of the kind . they have a huge argument in which alison accuses her mother of being a professional victim with no morals , decency , or scruples . after she storms out , elizabeth wants to go after her , but joshua talks her out of it . he reminds her of the need to stay focused on bringing down caleb . instead of honoring jack 's request to become a vampire , reese tells him that she does n't do mercy bites . she does n't believe that jack is truly ready to be a vampire . he tells her that he used to be nothing but trouble before hitting town . reese tells him about her life back in england , with a drunk for a mother and a father she never knew . caleb found her playing at a club in bristol one night . as they talk , alison storms up to them . she grabs reese by the shoulder , turns her around , and punches her in the stomach . jack holds reese back , and he and alison get into an argument about his behavior . alison is furious with him for hanging around with a filthy vampire . when she leaves , reese vows to get even for the sucker punch . caleb cuts his finger , and when tess tries to heal it , she finds that she ca n't . upset at first , she realizes that her gift served its purpose when she brought caleb back to life and showed him the goodness inside him . now she does n't need it anymore . she believes that they have discovered their purpose together because they 're soul mates . caleb mouths the words , `` i love you , `` and they kiss .
jamal : jack , would you hold on for a second and just talk to me ? jack : hey , will you give me a beer , frank ? jamal : huh ? frank : look , i ca n't talk right now , ok ? jack , jamal . jamal : hey , what is up with you and reese ? or have you forgotten she 's a vampire ? jack : hey , nect . jamal : no , no , i know that . that 's a good thing . jack : jamal , i 'm not buying with her . jamal : no , just trouble . i know that . jack : get a life , man . come on . jamal : me ? no , you need to get a life , ok , and stop throwing yours away because tess kicked you to the curb . jack : whoa , whoa , whoa , hold on . you want to see how hurt i am hat ? watch and learn , big boy . hey , am i blind , or are those the brightest blue eyes i 've ever seen ? jamal : wow . wow , wow , what a place , what a place , what a place . we got vampires , ex - vampires , guardian angels , all kicking it in the same spot like it 's one big , happy family . i 'm feeling a little out of place here . casey : ho - ho - ho . jamal : what , you got a bad day in guardian angel land or something ? casey : i am a supernatural disaster . that 's what i am . jamal : ok . now what 's up with you ? casey : i had one job , jamal , just one job . i screwed up . man , now the big boss will probably take away my earthly privileges , yank me back upstairs -- jamal : what 's up ? casey : hey , ricky . ricky : did i hear you right ? does jamal here know that you 're a -- casey : angel ? yeah , go ahead , go ahead , say it loud and proud . you know what , everybody else on this planet probably knows anyway , with me and my big mouth that i just ca n't keep shut . joshua : yeah , that 's a good question . you 've been quite the chatty little cherub , have n't you ? if you 're not careful , they just might clip your wings . jamal : why do n't we get out of here . joshua : before you go , you and i need to have a conversation since all the cards on the table . you know , light and shadow do n't mix . you have a choice to make . you either ditch the angel or get the hell out of the band . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : rafe , you maniac ! rafe : what are you doing here ? elizabeth : you scared me to death . i followed you . i knew you guys were up to something . ian : you nearly got yourself killed . elizabeth : this is it . this is the place that i saw when you played that music . what is it ? ian : it 's like a giant hot tub for vampires . what do you think ? elizabeth : that you know more than you 're telling me . you guys broke into caleb 's place to get down here . what is going on ? [ scene_break ] caleb : i 'm not going to ask again . let her go . tess : it 's all right , caleb . caleb : no , it is n't . start talking . lucy : we just wanted to spend a little time with tess . caleb : like the time we spent together ? lucy : i do n't think you and i will have another evening like that , do you ? alison : look , we just wanted to have a little girls ' night out . what 's wrong with that ? lucy : that 's right . what , you ca n't let your girlfriend go out with her girl friends every once in a while ? you have a problem with that ? caleb : i think you should go now , sweetheart . tess : why ? caleb : because the ladies and i are going to discuss their manners . tess : but , caleb -- caleb : just go . lucy : ok , see , here 's the thing -- i ca n't quite figure out how to destroy you . so in the meantime , we thought maybe we 'd get tess away from you and convince her what you really are -- a vicious , cruel animal . caleb : well , why do n't i just prove it to you . [ scene_break ] jamal : you know , this is a private conversation , all right ? joshua : ok . well , ricky , this could be our last conversation if you do n't make a decision really quick . ricky : joshua , wait . hold on . casey : yo , ricky , if you -- if you make the wrong choice , you could be losing your soul . you know , spend the rest of eternity roasting in the deepest pits of hell . ricky : thanks . no pressure there . joshua : you know , you ambassadors of the light are just so poetic . casey : yeah , well , you know what , you tall , dark , and evil bloodsucking monsters are always hunting for new recruits , are n't you ? joshua : our recruits usually know where to find us . jamal : not if they know exactly who you are . joshua : well , ricky knows who we are , and he 's known what we are for quite some time . yes , ricky ? casey : he 's right , jamal . joshua : so , what 's it going to be , ricky ? the pearly gates or the rock ' n ' roll hall of fame ? casey : ricky , i believe in you . ok , you have a good heart . you 'll make the right decision . jojoshua : we wo n't press our lifestyle on you , ricky , not if it 's not your thing . but if you want to fly with the angels , then you just ca n't play with the band . jamal : ricky , do n't listen to this guy . joshua : fame , power , recognition , and the chance to play your music . or else what do you want to do , be a chauffeur again ? drive around the sort of person that you might have become ? casey : think about it . think about it , ricky . think about all you could be giving up . joshua : oh , you might also want to think about what you just might receive . ricky : i 'm staying with the band . [ scene_break ] jack : hey . woman : miss me ? jack : now , what do you think ? reese : hey , mort , what 's going on ? woman : i thought you said your name was jack . reese : why do n't you lose the bimbo so we can hang out . woman : hey , you -- reese : do n't even start with me , all right ? this one 's off - limits . jack : whoa , whoa , whoa . i 'll tell you who 's on and off - limits . and as you can see , i have a date . i 'll catch you later . reese : yeah . whatever . jack : yeah , whatever . now , where were we ? reese : ugh . frank : what can i get you ? reese : i 'll have a bloody mary . [ scene_break ] rafe : first time we shared plans with you , you took them straight to caleb . then alison finds you sucking face with joshua ? i would n't trust you for the time of day . elizabeth : fine . then do n't tell me anything at all . i 'll just go tell joshua . rafe : you see ? that 's what i 'm saying . you 'd do that , would n't you ? elizabeth : not if you tell me the truth . tell me what is really going on here , or i will go back to him . it 's your choice . ian : she 's kind of got us . rafe : yeah , i hear you . and alison would probably get pretty ticked if i took this stake and stuck it through your heart , huh ? ian : hmm . so there 's only one more thing to do , is n't there ? rafe : yeah , that 's right . ian : excuse me . elizabeth : what ? no ! no ! put me down ! oh -- let go of me ! [ scene_break ] lucy : you 're not going to hurt us . caleb : oh , really ? lucy : really . why do n't you just let alison go , ok ? just you and me . caleb : and then what ? lucy : then we 'll pick up where we left off . you sort of poofed out of there , did n't you , and disappeared . caleb : i would n't count on that happening this time . i thought i told you to leave . tess : not until you let them go . caleb : i 'm tired of looking over my shoulder and seeing their faces , and i am sick of the games they play . tess : i 'm still asking you to walk away . caleb : they 're like little gnats . the only way to stop them is to catch them and crush them . lucy : alison , i want you to run . get out of here now ! go ! alison : no , i wo n't leave you ! i wo n't leave you ! caleb : then i get two birds with one stone . tess : no , no . you are not someone who destroys anymore . you said that i made you different . prove to me that you 've changed and let them go , please . caleb : do n't you understand ? the only way this stops is if i stop it . tess : the man that i love does n't kill . the man that i love is better than that . caleb : they are trying to tear us apart . tess : do n't you see ? i 'm yours . nothing they say could ever take me away from you . please , do n't waste your time with them . come on . let 's go . just come with me . please . alison : lucy . my god . ok . i 'm going to be ok just as soon as my legs stop shaking . lucy : no , you 're going to be fine . we got to find rafe and we have to find ian and tell them caleb might be on -- let 's go . [ car doors close ] [ car engine starts ] [ scene_break ] joshua : you made the right decision , garza . congratulations . casey : yeah , ricky . do n't be packing any sweaters , though . hell 's a little toasty . joshua : i think you need some time with your fashion consultant . casey : shut up . joshua : i 'll give you a couple of minutes . jamal : tell me -- -- please , tell me you have a plan . casey : yeah . yeah , sure he 's got a plan . you got a plan to die ! ricky : so what ? you know what ? everybody 's got to die sometime , but not everybody gets a chance to live . you know , i 've been a nobody my whole life , and i am -- i am the drummer of the hottest rock ' n ' roll band in the world . i got something good going and i ca n't give that up ! jamal : something good ? dude , you are tripping . something good ? casey : exactly . earth to garza . do you really think -- these are vampires . do you honestly believe they 're not going to turn you into an honorary one ? huh ? if you do , then you 're just as crazy as them . ricky : you know what , that 's chance that i 'm willing to take . casey , i 'm just telling joshua what he wants to hear . when i 'm done getting what i need from this gig , then i split . casey : you want to scam the devil , huh ? do you have any idea what you 're risking ? ricky : my eternal soul . i know . i know the drill . you keep telling me the drill . casey : yeah , you are trading in your whole life , ricky -- your whole life for a lousy 15 minutes of fame . 15 minutes . ricky : yeah , i know , which i 've never had before . casey : oh -- ricky : hey , hey , here do n't go getting your halo all in a knot . i 'll be fine . casey : no . no , you wo n't . [ scene_break ] jack : i like the way you move , tiffany . woman : tammy . jack : yeah , whatever . tammy : why do n't we go someplace -- jack : what , a little more intimate ? tammy : yeah . you read my mind . [ scene_break ] tess : why have you brought me here ? caleb : i just want you to be somewhere safe . are you all right ? what did they do to you ? tess : lucy and alison -- they tried to trick me , that 's all . but they would never hurt me . caleb : i ca n't stand the thought of anyone hurting you . i guess that 's why i lost control . tess : there was no real harm done . caleb : i never wanted you to see me so angry , so close to doing harm . tess : but you stopped yourself . you were tempted to turn to your old ways , but you did n't . caleb : but everybody keeps trying to poison your mind . they keep telling you what a monster i am . tess : let them talk . i know what 's in my heart . i exist because of you , and you -- your very soul exists because of me . caleb : no one can ever take that away from us . tess : we know who we are and how good we are together . let me show you how much you mean to me . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : ow ! no , you ca n't do this to me . come on , stop it ! ian : sorry . elizabeth : do n't . you know , i can still scream for help . rafe : oh , yeah . thanks for reminding me . here you go . elizabeth : ah ! uh - uh ! [ elizabeth garbles ] rafe : all right , you know what ? we will be back soon . i promise . all right . lucy : they 've got to be somewhere . look around -- ian : what are you guys doing here ? lucy : hey . hi . well , it 's kind of a long story . caleb found us with tess . he got really mad and spooky , and he sort of kissed us and kissed us off , and went poof and vanished . alison : which means we have a vampire on the loose , and he 's not happy at all . rafe : ok , then we 'd better work fast . lucy : yeah . [ elizabeth garbles ] kevin : what the hell 's going on here ? elizabeth : i do n't know . that 's what i was trying to find out , and this is what i get for my troubles . could you please untie me ? lucy : did you try ? did you go in yet ? ian : not yet , no . i 've had a bit of a distraction . rafe : alison , your mother showed up . alison : what ? where is she ? rafe : i 'll explain later . there 's not time . ian : caleb could be here any minute . lucy : oh , right . rafe : yeah , so guess if you 're going into the spring , it 's now or never . ian : now , then . lucy : wait , wait . are you absolutely , positively sure that it 's safe ? i -- ian : i want to be with you as a man , not a vampire . kevin : oh ! alison : oh , god . kevin : oh , that 's beautiful . that explains everything . a vampire ? well , lucy , you always were a sucker for a hard - luck case . ian : stay out if it , kevin . kevin : and you thought i was the crazy one in this marriage ? lucy : oh , kevin , please , just go . i will explain everything to you later . just -- listen , go . please . ian : maybe i 'll explain something to you alison : no , ian ! rafe : whoa , whoa , whoa ! alison : no , ian ! ian ! mother ! [ scene_break ] joshua : i would like to speak to you , elizabeth . i do n't want to leave any more messages on your machine , so please call me back . i 'm losing patience . frank : now , are you here to order a drink or admire the decor ? joshua : well , thank you . i 'll have a glass of red wine . frank : there you go . joshua : that should be a 10 . you may keep the change . frank : whatever you say . joshua : good boy , frankie . you just passed the first test . ricky : ca n't you understand why i 'm doing this ? why i want the best of both worlds ? casey : all i understand is that you are being a self - centered jerk , ricky garza . that 's all you 're being . ricky : but you love me anyway , right ? casey : this is n't funny . you think this is funny ? you just bought yourself a one - way ticket to hell , do you realize that ? do you understand ? ricky : not -- not if you save me . casey : no , i do n't think so . i do n't think so . you going to let me do all the heavy lifting ? are you getting some kind of rush having both sides fight over you ? is that what it is , ricky ? ricky : oh , will you cut me some slack ? joshua : ok . did you two reach a decision ? ricky : yeah , yeah , we 're cool . casey : yeah . you want him ? keep him . joshua : ok , ricky , how about the limo outside ? would you like a ride to the studio ? ricky : sure . jamal : hey , it 's all right . you tried . casey : the rules say i can only show them a way . the rest they got to follow with their heart . only i guess it was n't in ricky 's heart . i lost him , jamal . [ scene_break ] reese : well , well . does n't this look nice and cozy . not for long . [ trashes jack 's house ] reese : yeah ! reese : whoo ! yeah ! ah , let 's see . [ scene_break ] tess : i 'm so happy . i was right . i knew i could change your ways . caleb : i love you , tess . i want you . i want to please you . i want to set you free . [ tess screams ] [ scene_break ] lucy : oh , my god ! alison : mother ! mother ! caleb 's voice : sweet elizabeth , how i wish it did n't have to be like this . elizabeth 's voice : my girl . alison 's voice : no ! get away from me ! [ elizabeth hisses ] alison : mother ? mother ! mother -- rafe , rafe , save her ! do something , please ! ian : elizabeth ? lucy : ian , no ! oh , my god ! what 's happening ? alison : rafe ? she 's dead . she 's dead . oh , god . [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] reese : you going to take me on ? because i 'm ready for it . i 'm famished . rafe : whatever happens is not your fault . alison : lucy ! caleb : feeding -- feeding takes me to a place where everything seems so alive . i need to take you there .
jack picks up a woman at the recovery room . joshua gives ricky an ultimatum , and the drummer chooses the band over his angelic girlfriend . jamal and casey try to talk some sense into ricky , but it 's no use . ricky thinks it will be fine , since casey will surely come to his rescue , but casey informs him that he 's on his own . jamal tries to console the depressed angel . reese becomes jealous when she sees jack with the woman . saying to keep the change , joshua gives frank $ 100 and pretends to believe it 's only $ 10 . frank takes the money , fully aware of how large the bill really is . joshua is pleased that frank has passed his first test . reese is gleefully trashing jack 's place when he comes home and catches her in the act . caleb is prepared to get get rid of alison and lucy , but tess talks him out of it , and he whisks her away to the villa . lucy and alison race to warn ian and rafe that caleb could be on his way . kevin steps out of the bushes as lucy 's car pulls out . meanwhile , elizabeth threatens to run straight to joshua if rafe and ian wo n't tell her the truth . instead of telling her , they tie her up and gag her . alison and lucy fill the men in on what happened . kevin finds elizabeth and unties her . kevin hears ian talk about being a vampire , and ian picks a fight with him . when no one is looking , elizabeth jumps into the water , her mind filling with memories as she floats to the surface with a peaceful expression on her face . ian turns on the music and everything is immediately bathed in red light . baring his fangs , caleb tells tess that he wants to set her free .
ian : elizabeth , can you hear me ? can you hear me ? there 's no pulse . start c.p.r . alison : what does that mean ? what 's happening ? rafe : hang in there , ok ? lucy : they 're doing everything they can , really . hang in there . alison : rafe , i said such awful things to her . i told her she was dead to me . rafe : no , no , no , do n't do that . whatever happens is not your fault . alison : lucy . mother . ian : there 's no pulse . kevin : she 's gone . alison : no . no ! do n't go , mother . i 'm sorry ! i 'm so sorry . [ scene_break ] jack : what the hell do you think you 're doing ? reese : well , i thought your place could use a little redecorating . jack : oh , is that what you call this ? reese : yeah , but you got home too soon . you ruined the surprise . jack : yeah . that would 've been a surprise . reese : so what are you going to do about it , jackie boy ? you going to take me on ? because i 'm ready for it . i could use a snack . i 'm famished . what , are you just going to stand there like an idiot ? jack : no . reese : oh , my -- jack : if we 're going to trash the place , we might as well do it right . [ scene_break ] caleb : i love you , tess . i want you . i want to please you . i want to set you free . [ tess screams ] caleb : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . tess : why did you do that ? caleb : i do n't know . i just lost control , having you next to me , tasting your lips . tess : that look in your eye -- it was like you were n't -- caleb : tess , no . you 've got to forgive me , all right ? i did n't -- i did n't mean it . please , let me make it up to you . [ scene_break ] alison : oh , god . all those things that i said -- rafe : come on , let me get you out of here . alison : no , i ca n't go . she 's gone . oh , god , i ca n't believe this . ian : i 'm sorry . rafe : man , she was n't under that long . alison : i ca n't believe this ! ian : i do n't know -- something to do with the water . i do n't know . lucy : maybe it was something to do with that red light . everything just happened so fast . ian : are you ok ? you 're shivering . come here . kevin : oh , now , that 's touching . elizabeth dies , and what does the slayer do ? turns to the vampire for comfort . somebody must be laughing themselves silly somewhere . ian : someone just died . does that mean anything to you ? kevin : yeah , that it 's too bad you were n't the first one to take the plunge . alison : oh , god . lucy : oh , shut up , you bastard . just shut up ! rafe : lucy , easy . do n't waste your breath . now listen to me -- now you know the truth about ian , so you 'll do what you do . but let me tell you a little truth about me -- you say one more word to any of these people and i 'm going to snap your neck like a twig , you got that ? elizabeth : will somebody tell me what is going on here ? alison : mother . i 'm so happy you 're alive . i had no idea . elizabeth : of course i 'm alive . what did you expect ? lucy : uh , that you 'd be alive . we 're just really glad you 're here . alison : yeah , nobody 's more happy than i am . you drive me crazy , but i still love you . elizabeth : well , of course you love me , baby . i love you , too . what is -- what is going on here ? i just -- oh ! alison : ian ! ian : are you all right ? elizabeth : yeah , no , i 'm fine . i 'm just -- i 'm just a little dizzy . ian : here , sit down . there you go . let me check you out . lucy : i do n't under -- understand this . kevin : just one more miracle in the universe , i guess . ian : pulse is strong . you seem fine . elizabeth : well , of course i 'm fine . what is all this fuss about ? will somebody tell me what is going on here ? anybody ? rafe , please ? rafe : ok , this is going to sound crazy , and i do n't really understand it all yet , but you did die here tonight . elizabeth : i died ? alison : yeah , it 's true . you did . ian : we tried to bring you back and we could n't . elizabeth : that ca n't be . i feel better now than i have in ages . ian : let 's try to put these pieces together . do you remember jumping in the water ? elizabeth : yes . ian : ok , then what happened ? elizabeth : music . i heard music . those -- those notes from caleb 's song kept going over and over in my head . [ elizabeth hums ] rafe : that ? elizabeth : then my whole life -- oh , i remember that my whole life just flashed before me like they say it does when you drown , except -- except i did n't drown . i just went black or white . i 'm not really sure . i just -- i just heard all you guys arguing and it was really annoying , so i just got up . ian : talk to me for a minute . do you think it worked ? rafe : i 'm not sure . ian : there 's only one way to find out , is n't there ? elizabeth : i am just going to be so glad to put this day behind me . ian : hey . you look good , you look better , but you -- you still have that hunger in your eyes . elizabeth : hunger ? ian : it 's been a while for you and me , has n't it ? elizabeth : what ? ian : you remember the way it felt to put your fangs in me . you miss that , do n't you ? alison : ian , what are you doing ? ian : go ahead . feed on me . [ scene_break ] tess : no . where are you going ? caleb : i get the feeling you 'd rather be alone . tess : no . please stay . i 'm sorry i pulled away . i was just -- i was scared . caleb : you 've seen them before . tess : only never like -- like that . i mean , in that moment , i thought you might feed on me . caleb : i would n't have . tess : you still frightened me . why did you do that ? caleb : it 's a natural part of who i am . when i feel great passion , feeding -- feeding takes me to a place where everything seems so alive . when we make love , when i feel your skin next to mine , i just get so lost , and i want -- i need to take you there . tess : but i feel that way already . caleb : it could be so much more . maybe not now , but in time i can make you feel closer to me than you ever thought , allow you to feel emotions you never even dreamed of . tess : i want to give you all of that , and i understand who you are . caleb : but ? tess : i ca n't let you do that to me . i know the longer we 're together , you -- you wo n't want to anymore . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] jack : whoo ! first time in days i feel -- reese : alive ! jack : alive ! man , we really tore this place up , huh ? reese : yeah . looks worse than some of the hotel rooms we 've been in after our tours . jack : yeah , rock ' n ' roll , baby , huh ? reese : you 've got this badass self - destruction thing down pretty well . jack : well , i 've had a few days to work on it . i 'm pretty pissed . and you ? was it -- got upset when you saw me with the girl at the bar , huh ? reese : you kidding ? no . i just did it because i felt like it . jack : oh , you felt like it ? you had no reason ? reese : i do n't do things the way mortals do . i just do them . jack : oh , `` just do them . `` i guess that 's part of the vampire curriculum , huh ? reese : yeah . we love the ones we 're with and -- jack : and bite the ones who are special . that 's it . reese : look , will you just get off this already ? jack : hey , i 'm just trying to figure out where i 'm at in line . reese : i do n't know . it does n't matter . jack : it kind of does . reese : look , i 'm going . jack : oh , whoa , whoa , whoa , whoa . hey , hey , hey , you are going to stay at home and clean this up . reese : you 're not serious ? jack : oh , i 'm serious . we trashed this place within an inch of its life , and i still live here , so you 're going to help me . reese : oh . jack : here you go . start cleaning . reese : this is really weak , you know that ? jack : oh , i 'm sorry . reese : you know , you ca n't make me do this . jack : oh , really ? what are you going to do , bite me ? whoo ! reese : oh . jack : oh , yeah . reese : hmm , what do you want me to do with this little treasure ? jack : i guess nobody will miss this . goes right where it belongs . [ scene_break ] tess : did i say something wrong ? caleb : no , i was just thinking . tess : about ? caleb : changing . it 's harder than i thought . tess : you still want to , do n't you ? caleb : i wo n't lose you , tess . tess : i 'm sorry i hurt you . it was n't you i pulled away from tonight . it was the man who lost control . i mean , you know how much i love it when you touch me and make love to me . caleb : that 's the way i want you to always feel . tess : i will . because we came together to lead a normal life , to enjoy each other without feeding . you are passionate and wild . but you 're also gentle and loving . and i want to be loved by that man . tess : forever . caleb : i do n't want you to ever be afraid . tess : we can do this . [ scene_break ] ian : go ahead . just one bite . elizabeth : just get away . just the thought of that sickens me . wait , that means i -- i ca n't , can i ? rafe : that must mean -- elizabeth : i do n't want to . alison : you do n't want to . oh , my god , you 're not a vampire anymore ! the water works ! rafe : ian , we were right . the water , this place -- lucy : it has been right under our noses the whole time . kevin : i would n't get too excited just yet . what if this miracle vampire cure does n't last ? lucy : thank you very much . rafe : no , no , no , he 's right . we do n't know enough about it yet . ian : so what do we do now ? rafe : i do n't know . we 're just going to have to keep close tabs on elizabeth and make sure she 's ok . then you can take your plunge . ian : it kills me , but you 're right . lucy : ok , but as soon as we know it 's safe , we 'll be right back here , right ? rafe : yeah , except we 're going to find another way in , one caleb does n't know about . ian : let 's go . alison : what is it ? what 's the matter ? what is it ? elizabeth : maybe -- maybe he 's right . i mean , it 's true , we do n't know that much about this place . what if the cure does n't last ? rafe : listen for a second . now , it seems like you really helped us find an answer . thank you . all right , come on . lucy : i know exactly what you 're thinking . ian : one jump away from normal . lucy : i know , but rafe is right . you have to wait . ian : we 're so close . lucy : very close . just be patient , ok ? ian : i ca n't be patient . i want to make love to you as a man . lucy : and you will , i promise . we just have to wait . just hold on . ian : i ca n't do that . lucy : ian ! oh , my god . ian ! . [ scene_break ] jack : all right . now , that is art . reese : you are one whacked - out man , do you know that ? jack : hey , hold on , people pay a lot of money for something like this . go ahead , sign it . reese : whatever you say . reese : done . jack : she sings , she plays the guitar , and she bites . reese : yeah . and those are just a few of my talents . jack : well , why do n't you show me the rest ? tess : mmm . [ scene_break ] caleb : that was incredible . tess : no , you were incredible . caleb : i just want to make you happy . tess : you have . tonight is a new beginning for us and the end of your feeding , forever . [ scene_break ] alison : are you ok ? elizabeth : yeah , i 'm fine . i 'm good . alison : well , you 've been acting really weird ever since we left the spring . are you feeling all right ? elizabeth : mm - hmm . alison : well , why are n't you excited then ? i mean , this is a huge thing . you 're not a vampire anymore . elizabeth : i know , i know , i 'm thrilled about that . it 's just i 've got a much bigger problem on my hands right now with joshua . rafe : what do you mean ? elizabeth : well , when he finds out about this -- which he will -- i 'm going to have one furious vampire on my hands . i was -- i was just supposed to follow you guys to the spring , not take a flying leap into -- alison : what ? rafe : wait a second , you were working with joshua ? you were spying on us ? what are you doing ? elizabeth : it 's kind of a long story , ok , and i know it was n't the right thing to do , and feel free to throw it back in my face any other time -- rafe : yeah , i will . elizabeth : but right now my life is at stake ! do you get that ? when he finds out that i 'm not a vampire anymore , he 's going to kill me ! rafe : all right , all right , just sit down for a second . sit down . just relax , ok ? i 'll try to do the same . we 'll work something out . alison : rafe 's right . we just need to calm down , mother . why do n't you go take a hot bath , ok ? elizabeth : you know , i just have to think about this for a minute , ok ? just let me think . thank you so much for putting up with me , all right ? alison : ok . elizabeth : i just -- oh , god . [ door opens and closes ] alison : oh , my god . could this day get any crazier ? what is it now ? what ? what 's wrong ? rafe : well , your mother 's right . we do n't know enough about that water . and we left ian down there . i 'm beginning to think that was a big mistake . lucy : ian ! ian , you were supposed to wait ! it 's too soon ! ian ! come up ! ian ! god , i ca n't take it any longer . ian ! oh , ian ! you are ok . give me your hand ! give me your hand ! , ... gosh , you were under for so long . you scared the living daylights out of me . you 're ok . you 're ok . you 're fine . you 're fine . you 're back to normal . oh ! ian : it did n't work . lucy : it had to work . i know it worked . elizabeth 's a vampire . you 're a vampire . it had to work . just give yourself a minute . just -- ian : no . my life did n't flash in front of my eyes . i did n't feel reborn . lucy : ian -- ian : it just did n't work . lucy : ian ian : i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . lucy : oh , ian . [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] alison : my mother jumps into the hot spring . ian does the same thing . she 's cured , he 's not . rafe : oh , my god . alison : what ? elizabeth : i suggest you start drinking it . joshua : why ? elizabeth : because you 're not going to be feeding off of me anymore . joshua : why ?
bathed in the mysterious red light , kevin and ian try to revive the unconscious elizabeth , but it 's too late . elizabeth dies , and the red light goes away . while alison grieves the loss of her mother , kevin starts an argument with lucy and ian , which prompts rafe to intervene . they are all stunned when elizabeth suddenly asks them what 's going on . ian checks her over , and elizabeth reports that this is the best she 's felt in ages . she 's shocked to learn that she was dead , but she realizes what it means . as a test , ian tries to goad her into feeding on him , but the thought of that disgusts her . hearing the good news , ian is ready to take the plunge , but kevin and rafe agree that it 's too soon to know whether this is permanent or possibly harmful . after catching reese vandalizing his home , jack decides to get in on the act . when they 're finished , he insists that she stay and help clean up . he throws away his wedding photo . caleb unintentionally frightens tess by baring his fangs . tess wo n't let him feed on her , and she 's convinced that their time together will eventually eliminate his urge to feed . caleb thinks back to when olivia freely offered her neck to him , unlike tess . elizabeth worries about how joshua will react to the news . rafe regrets leaving ian at the spring . ian startles lucy by jumping into the water , but he does n't think to play the music . when he finally emerges , he sadly informs her that it did n't work .
joshua : that 's good , garza . that 's really good . ricky : it 's not finished yet . joshua : well , you 'll work on it . i mean , that 's all you have to do . ricky : yep , that 's the plan , right ? joshua : very wise of you to set your priorities , you know , to put music above everything else . ricky : it 's all i ever wanted to do . joshua : well , you 're a real lelent . ricky : thanks . hey , joshua . that 's all i 'll be in this band . joshua : i beg your pardon ? ricky : i do n't want to be in your little vampire club . joshua : well , strange as it may seem , you and i are in sync . casey : oh , man , you need something about that cologne , mon cheri . you smell like a french hooker ! and you -- you are way too smart to be listening to that clown . understand ? ed : hey , casey . [ casey gasps ] casey : oh , man . i was wondering when you 'd show up . all right , i messed up , ok ? guilty as charged . go ahead , send me away . joshua : elizabeth , why are you not answering me ? you know better than to behave this way . it makes me so angry . you better have a very good reason for ignoring my calls . do i make myself clear , elizabeth ? [ scene_break ] elizabeth : see ? what did i tell you ? he is not going to leave me alone . alison : all right , all right . you do n't have to be upset , ok ? you do n't have to be afraid anymore . rafe : here 's what we 're going to do . we 're going to get you out of town . you 'll be safe . elizabeth : out of town ? rafe : yes . elizabeth : where -- where am i supposed to go ? alison : you can go to this place that nana used to go to all the time . it 's an awesome resort . they have a great spa there , and you can stay and do endless treatments . people go there all the time . it 's very private . they do n't check in under their own name . look , you can hide under mud packs for weeks if you want to . people always do it , especially after some social faux pas . no one 's going to find out you 're there , especially joshua . elizabeth : no , this is what you do n't understand . you do n't know joshua . he will find me . he still thinks i 'm a vampire , and when he finds out that i 'm not , he 's going to kill .. rafe : no , he wo n't . he wo n't find you . he wo n't . elizabeth : how do you know that ? you do n't know . you do n't know what this is like , rafe . you never will . i need to talk to somebody that understands this . i have to call ian because he 'll probably have some good advice . rafe : no . no , he wo n't . alison : rafe . if -- i mean , if ian can at least reassure her -- rafe : i talked to ian , ok , and he never went into the hot spring . let 's get your mother packed , all right ? elizabeth : no , i do n't want to leave . i 'm not leaving . alison : mother , please , rafe is right . this really is for the best , so go in there , get your stuff together , and i will help you , i promise . please , come on . elizabeth : this is not how i envisioned my healing . alison : i know . what are you doing ? why are you lying about ian ? why did you do that ? rafe : well , in her condition , that 's about all she can handle right now . plus , i do n't know if we can really trust her with the truth about what really happened to ian when we left him at the hot spring . [ scene_break ] lucy : i brought you some water . ian : no . lucy : i 'm not giving up . elizabeth did somehow manage to be cured , through a miracle or whatever it was . we are going to figure that out -- how to make it happen for you . ian : always the optimist . [ doorbell rings ] lucy : i 'm going to get rid of whoever that is , ok ? ian : who was it ? lucy : nothing . it was nothing . you know what ? i -- i feel like going to wash my face a little bit , ok ? ian : lucy -- lucy : um -- it 's nothing important , i promise . ian : `` sorry the cure did n't work . thought your boyfriend might need a little snack . your loving husband . `` lucy : god , he knows . how on earth do you think kevin knows that the cure did n't work for you ? ian : he was probably there and saw for himself . lucy : i do n't care . i do n't care what he thinks or feels about any of this . it does n't matter . ian : well , no , it -- lucy : it does n't matter . it matters that i am here with you right now . that 's all that matters . ian : it does matter . because he could hurt you with this . lucy : let him try . ian : this is all the ammunition he 'll ever need . lucy : just stop . do n't do that . do n't . do n't . ian : your whole life is turned upside down because of me , and i -- lucy : no , no , because i choose to be here with you . it 's my choice . ian : you do n't even get to spend time with your kids . you -- lucy : i love them , and they know that . they 're safe . ian : you do n't get to see your friends . lucy : my friends know what i 'm going through , ok ? ian : this is your life . this is it now . you 're stuck with a vampire , like you 're in a prison . i 'm -- lucy : hey . are -- are you done ? are you finished ? ian : i love you , and i want a normal life for you . that 's what i want . lucy : i know where you 're going . i know where you 're going with this , and i 'm not going to listen because i 'm not going anywhere . you ca n't make me leave . you know that . i ca n't leave . ian : and there 's the problem . because i should push you to leave . i should -- i should force you to get out of here . lucy : fat chance . ian : yeah . you know what ? if i could make you leave , there is n't a chance in hell i could survive this . [ scene_break ] alison : now it 's settled . you really are going to go , ok ? please . elizabeth : i just -- i do n't want to say good - bye to you in front of a whole lot of people , all right ? so why do n't i just take a cab from here by myself . i 'll do that . alison : i do n't really see anything wrong with that . rafe : i do . alison : look at me . you have to promise me that you will go straight to the train . elizabeth : cross my heart . rafe : i 'll have them call a cab for you downstairs , all right ? elizabeth : oh , you know , i can call from up here . why do n't you guys do what you need to do , and i 'll call the concierge . front desk , please . rafe : just leave your bags with the bellman . alison : i love you . elizabeth : joshua -- oh , boy . it 's me . [ scene_break ] ian : so what i 'm saying is i 've seen a lot of ugliness in my life . hatred and war and terror . and i guess , you know , you develop pretty thick skin . lucy : that 's how you 've learned to survive . ian : when i was a little boy , i never wanted anyone 's help , you know ? but i guess now those days are behind me . lucy : i am not -- i am incapable of going anywhere . ian : i love you . and -- i hate to say it -- i need you . lucy : i 'm yours . ian : i do n't mean -- i do n't want that . i 'm -- lucy : i know . i do . i need you -- i need you to make love to me . [ scene_break ] ed : i never quite get over the fact how you 're always so certain you know what i 'm going to do . casey : well , it 's , like , three strikes , i 'm out , right ? but i mean , look at him , ed . he -- he 's just so hot , and he plays like an angel . i mean , not like a real angel , but an angel . and i love this gig . i get to watch him , and he does n't even know i 'm here . i 'm in heaven . i 'm going to miss that . ed : he 's pretty good , no doubt about that . casey : yeah . i really blew it . i mean , not just with my friends , but with caleb and the garbage man and the paperboy . i mean , that 's just what i do . that 's my middle name -- `` i blew it . `` but you know what ? this stuff , this guardian angel stuff , it 's really , really hard . ed : yes , it is really , really hard . casey : yeah . ed : otherwise , anybody can do it . casey : you know what ? you got to promise me , ed , all right ? ed : what ? casey : the next person that you send down to save ricky -- they have to be good . ok ? because i do n't know how to protect him from this , and you got joshua just all up in his grille promising him the world and fame and stardom and all this creative stuff . and me ? i sound like somebody 's grandma . `` do n't do this , ricky . do n't do that , ricky . `` man , i 'm sick of hearing myself . ed : it does get kind of old . casey : you did n't even have to worry about us getting back together . he already picked the band over me . ed : no , he did n't pick anything yet . casey : yeah , but i blew it . i mean , everybody and their mom knows i 'm an angel . what ? why are you laughing ? ed : because i can understand that , you see . i mean , you 're not exactly famous , casey , for being discreet , you know what i mean ? but the thought did enter my mind you might let the cat out of the bag . look , honey , you 're too hard on yourself . you do fine , mostly . that twister thing you did ? that was very cool . casey : you 're not going to send me away ? but i did n't even do my job . ed , i 'm not even sure what my job is . ed : look , my sweet girl , i 'm going to tell you the same thing i told rafe . there 's a reason for everything , so stop asking those annoying questions . follow your instincts , keep your eye on the ball , and do n't -- whatever you do -- do n't let ricky be turned . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] elizabeth : joshua -- joshua : i am so angry with you . so very angry . the last time we spoke , you 'd followed ian and rafe to caleb 's apartment , and then you disappeared . do you mind telling me why ? elizabeth : i was -- i was just exploring my options . joshua : stop playing games with me , or else i 'll snap your pretty little neck in two . elizabeth : there happens to be a particular passageway underneath caleb 's loft that leads to a hot spring . joshua : like the hot spring that you visualized ? elizabeth : mm - hmm . joshua : like this ? elizabeth : you knew ? joshua : i knew it existed . i just was n't sure where or what its purpose was . elizabeth : well , if you believe the legend , it supposedly brings back the dead . joshua : the dead ? like in the vampire dead ? elizabeth : so they say . joshua : how deliciously gothic . how caleb . the water . elizabeth : what about the water ? joshua : that 's where he gets the water . then he adds something to it that masks the symptoms . elizabeth : exactly . joshua : speaking of which , why are you drinking that ? did n't we decide it was more fun to do things the old - fashioned way ? feeding the hell out of each other ? elizabeth : i suggest you start drinking it , too . joshua : why ? elizabeth : because you 're not going to be feeding off of me anymore . joshua : at the risk of repeating myself , why ? elizabeth : well , because -- because i 'm falling in love with you . [ scene_break ] rafe : this is tough for you -- sending your mother away like this . alison : ahem . honestly , i 'm really relieved . i know that 's so awful to say , t i just -- when i used to fantasize about having my mother in my life , i never actually pictured the most self - centered , self - serving , high - maintenance woman on the face of this earth . rafe : be careful what you wish for huh ? alison : and it 's not to say that i do n't want her to be happy . and i 'm happy that she 's going to be safe . it 's just -- rafe : it 's just that you want her out of your face , too . do n't worry , i completely understand . now , listen to me . i promise you that we are going to make a family that you can be proud of . and you still got a sister out there somewhere , so -- alison : yeah . i was thinking about that , and i just -- i really feel like i will be setting myself up for another disaster . rafe : at least your mother 's not a vampire anymore . alison : i know . i mean , how do you figure that ? because my mother jumps into the hot spring , right ? ian does the same thing . she 's cured , he 's not . is it , like , a female - male thing , or -- rafe : i do n't know . maybe it 's just because she 's nuts and he 's not , something like that . alison : well , yeah . rafe : really , i do n't know . i mean , maybe it 's -- well , maybe it 's because she was bitten by caleb and he was n't . ian was bitten by your mother , and it 's a one generation down kind of thing . maybe -- oh , my god . alison : what ? what ? rafe : ok , i got to -- i got to get something straight . i 'll -- alison : where are you going ? rafe : i 'll see you later , all right ? alison : ok . bye . [ scene_break ] casey : ok , i get why we do n't want ricky to get turned . but what i do n't understand is , why is he more important to you than anybody else around here ? ed : sorry , little girl . it 's a higher purpose . casey : oh -- ed : and you do n't have security clearance . casey : oh , that 's not fair , ed . ed : it rarely is . keep up the good work . casey : ok . you want me to stick around , i 'm going to stick around . [ thunder ] ricky : jeez ! i hate it when you do that . casey : hey , i 'm working on my transitions . ricky : all right , how long have you been watching me ? casey : here 's the thing -- wherever you go , whatever you do , i 'm going to be watching . i have n't given up on you yet , garza . [ scene_break ] joshua : you 've fallen in love with me ? elizabeth : madly . which is exactly what we did n't want to happen . joshua : oh . i 'm almost speechless . elizabeth : i resent that tone . joshua : you know , elizabeth , you are quite a treasure , albeit a sunken one . you could have told me anything and i would have believed you , but that -- that -- that is even going too far for you . elizabeth : ok , fine . then all that leaves me with is the alternative . just leave me alone . joshua : oh , no , not until i 'm done with you . elizabeth : hey , listen ! it 's over , ok ? i spied on my daughter for you . i gave you every piece of information that you requested . but from this point forward , if you so much as lay one finger on me , i 'll be telling caleb exactly what you have planned . i 'm safe . caleb still has a taste for me . joshua : `` he loves me , he loves me not . `` `` i love you , i hate you . `` your head would fall off its shoulders if it was n't attached . make up your bloody mind , woman . elizabeth : you may be excused . joshua : she 's about as subtle as a truck . [ scene_break ] alison : look , this is n't an easy decision for me to make . but we 've just had such little luck on finding my sister , and i feel like i 'm getting a message from somewhere . no , i want to call off the search completely . i know , i know that you 've done everything that you can . i understand that . it 's just that i 'm really tired of getting so disappointed all the time . i know that she may be out there somewhere . i know that . but i 'm ready to move on with my life . i 'm ready to start a family of my own . [ scene_break ] [ doorbell rings ] lucy : i 'm not getting that . ian : i have to . lucy : uh - uh . [ ring ] lucy : hey , it might -- it might be kevin . come on , please do n't . ian : i hope it 's kevin . lucy : no . rafe : hey , i figured it out . ian : figured what out ? rafe : why the spring did n't cure you . see , the only significant difference between you and elizabeth is she 's fed on human blood . ian : well , we know that , so -- rafe : but that you have n't , ian . that 's it , ok ? i 'd stake my life on it . ian : your life , is it ? lucy : cousin ? what are you saying ? rafe : ian 's a vampire , lucy . so before he can be cured , he has to feed on human blood . [ next_on ] reese : still trying to save jack 's soul ? alison : well , i guess somebody has to . reese : then somebody has to teach you to butt out of it , sister . rafe : i think you have to be a full - blooded vampire before the hot spring cures you . you have to feed . ian : absolutely not .
ricky informs joshua that his membership in the band does n't include becoming a vampire , and joshua does n't have a problem with that . when casey and ed pop into the studio , their presence is undetected by the others . casey assumes that ed is going to replace her , but he thinks that she 's doing a good job . after ed leaves , casey literally drops in on a startled ricky and informs him that she has n't given up on him . alison and rafe decide to send elizabeth out of town , but she dupes them and instead calls joshua . lucy finds a package containing a bag of human blood for ian , compliments of her `` loving husband . `` after informing joshua of the hot spring 's location , elizabeth urges him to drink the special water since she wo n't allow him to feed on her anymore . she threatens to fill caleb in on the situation if joshua does n't leave her alone . alison calls off the search for her sister . rafe tells ian that the only way to be cured is to drink human blood before getting into the healing pool .
jack : tequila , straight up . alison : jack ? jack : what , alison ? you going to try to monitor my drinking now , too ? alison : i 'm sorry . i just wanted -- jack : right , right . here comes other lecture , right ? alison : no . look , i 'm worried about you . jack : well , you do n't need to be . alison : we 're friends . i know you . jack : well , if you knew me , then you 'd know i really do n't want to talk right now . all right ? so just let me live my life . alison : do you really want to live it like this ? jack , i know that tess hurt you , and i just wanted to -- jack : alison , tess is not a part of my life anymore , so just drop it . reese : hey , lover . who 's the nuisance ? oh , it 's only you . still trying to save jack 's soul ? alison : well , i guess somebody has to . reese : and somebody has to teach you to butt out of it , sister . [ scene_break ] caleb : tess ? what are you doing with that ? [ scene_break ] rafe : look , ian , i know you do n't like this . but i think you have to be a full - blooded vampire before the hot spring cures you . you have to feed . ian : absolutely not . lucy : are -- are you sure ? i mean , you think this is what he has to do ? rafe : i do n't know . i 'm not 100 % sure . lucy : well , then why are you even bringing it up right now ? rafe : it 's the only thing that makes sense , all right ? just think about this . think about it for a second . the only difference between your experience and elizabeth 's is that she 's fed and you have n't . ian : it 's not an option . rafe : ian -- ian : i said it 's not an option ! lucy : you -- you do n't actually have proof that this will work , that this is what he has -- you do n't have proof , right ? rafe : elizabeth was cured by the healing pool . ian was n't . nothing else makes sense . this does . ian : congratulations , you solved the mystery . i 'm not doing it . lucy : you might have to . [ scene_break ] alison : can we please finish this talk alone ? reese : what are you , his keeper ? jack : would you both give it a rest ? hey , big brother . long time no see . let me buy you a drink , huh ? chris : no , i 'm good . what 's with the blonds ? jack : ah , never mind them . chris : is that the one from the stephen clay experience ? jack : yeah . chris : she looks like she wants to devour you . jack : that 's an interesting choice of words . chris : well , where 's tess ? [ jack sighs ] jack : it 's all over . chris : what do you mean , it 's all over ? she 's the most remarkable girl in the world . you 're not cheating on her with that , are you ? jack : sit down . we really need to talk more , chris . chris : what 's going on ? jack : things just keep getting weirder here in port charles . chris : yeah , ok . jack : what if i were to tell you that tess was created from livvie ? caleb had his sights set on livvie , ok ? but in order to get her , he had to send the good part of her out to the woods . that became tess . well , i find the good part and i fall in love with her . and over a period of time , she happens to be drawn to caleb just like livvie . and now -- [ jack sighs ] jack : now they live happily ever after . chris : i think i will take that drink , after all . [ scene_break ] reese : jack 's a big boy . why do n't you let him play like one ? alison : because i do n't trust you , and neither should he . reese : what , you afraid i 'm going to bite him ? alison : well , that is what you do , is n't it ? reese : you do n't have to worry about it because it 's too late . alison : what ? reese : i already have . [ scene_break ] tess : i was looking for something else when i found that ring . caleb : why did n't you just leave it where it was ? tess : because i had a bad feeling about it . it has dark powers . caleb : i 'll put it away . you wo n't ever have to see it again . tess : no , caleb , i -- i do n't want it here . i 'll throw it away . caleb : no , you wo n't . it 's part of my heritage . tess : a heritage you did n't -- you did n't want and you did n't choose . caleb : you ca n't just erase your past . tess : but i thought that 's what you wanted -- to break away from your past , from the darkness you lived in , caleb . you can just be a man with me . caleb : it 's still part of who i am . tess : this is n't just about the ring . this is about last night when i got up -- upset and scared by your fangs . caleb : no . tess : i thought we made up . caleb : i 'm not mad at you , tess . tess : but you 're scared . you do n't think you can change , but i know you can . i can help you be the man you 've always wanted to be . you did n't need those fangs to make love and you do n't need that ring . caleb : i 'm sorry you do n't like it . but you ca n't just throw it away . [ scene_break ] ian : what are you saying , that i should hit the streets of port charles and find myself a donor ? lucy : no , no , that 's not what i 'm saying at all . ian : good . that 's good because i 'm not going to turn into some animal -- rafe : ian , i do n't like this any more than you do , but if i thought there was some other way , i would n't even be suggesting this ! lucy : this -- this is your life we 're talking about . ian : i know it 's my life , and it 's my choice . and if i did this , i could n't live with myself . you know that . lucy : i -- i do . but we 're trying to save your life , and if this is the way we have to do it , then we have to find a way to do that . ian : how ? lucy : i -- i do n't know how . ian : ok . lucy : what i do know is i -- i love you , and there 's no way in hell i 'm about to lose you . ian : and what do you think , i want to lose you ? i want to drive this out of me and i want to have a life with you . that 's what i want . lucy : ok , then , please -- ian : but , you know -- lucy : please -- ian : if i -- if i feed on someone , i 'm -- i 'm just like caleb . lucy : no , you 're not . that 's not true at all . ian : what i want is to fight this so that you can be with me , the man you love , and i can be a father to my son . lucy : you would still be that man , and you will always be that man . yes . yes . ian : if i put my teeth in someone 's neck , i would be just like them . and i 'd rather be dead . [ scene_break ] alison : you 're lying . i would know if you bit jack . reese : oh , would you ? he tasted so good . alison : you are such a little bitch . reese : gotcha . just relax . i have n't bitten jack -- not yet , anyway . alison : you need to stay away from him . reese : sorry , honey , he does n't want to stay away from me . [ alison chuckles ] alison : that 's funny . it kind of looks like he 's a little sick of you already . reese : the only thing he 's sick of is your whining . look , jack knows what i am , and he likes it . actually , he 'd like some for himself , too . alison : really ? i 'm surprised anyone would want to be like you . reese : ha . you have no idea . alison : no , i do . i suppose , since you know him so well , he told you that he was bit before ? reese : of course . we share everything . alison : so then i 'm sure he told you about how he tried to kill himself because he was so disgusted and tortured by what he was . no ? oh , no , he did n't tell you , did he ? i was there . i saw it all , ok ? you got to leave him alone . he 's hurting , and he 's looking for something else so that he can hurt more . just stay away from him . reese : you know , you need to stop listening to that slayer boyfriend of yours because he leaves out all the good parts . alison : look , do n't , ok ? do n't sit here and talk to me like what you do is some sort of hobby . you feed off of other people . you 're like a nasty little monster . reese : hey ! alison : i promise you , i will do whatever i have to to make sure that you stay away from jack . [ scene_break ] chris : ok . you 're telling me livvie and tess are one and the same , except for a while when they were n't ? jack : they were looking to come home to each other , and i just happened to be the pit stop on the way . i sure know how to pick them , do n't i ? chris : that does n't make sense . i mean , tess could heal . i mean , when she touched me , it was unbelievable . and livvie -- there 's no way -- jack : chris -- look , do n't even try to figure it out , all right ? it 's not worth it . besides , i am done thinking about both of them . chris : unbelievable . jack : you know , i used to think you were a jerk , the way you could just live your life always thinking of yourself . chris : thanks . jack : but i got to tell you , i agree with you 100 % . because all you can do is take care of yourself . chris : that 's your new philosophy , too ? jack : try to be a hero , end up a sap . and i 'm done being that guy . alison : you know what ? that 's too bad because i did n't think that that guy was a sap . i thought he was a pretty good guy . as a matter of fact , i thought that he was my best friend . [ scene_break ] lucy : i am not going to allow you to die . our world will go back to normal . we will make it go back to normal . so you have to -- we have to try something . ian : yeah . we 'll try something . lucy : right , because there has to be another way . there has to be so that you do n't have to live with the idea of feeding on anybody . rafe : i 'm sorry , guys . i -- i really wish i had better news . ian : that 's all right . it 's what it is . you know ? lucy : i -- i need to go just for a walk , you know , and clear my head . ok ? ian : sounds like a good plan , then . lucy : um -- you never know , you know . maybe i 'll come up with something . ian : maybe you will . lucy : maybe i will . ian : go . lucy : ok . ok . cousin . [ door closes ] rafe : you know , people consider me a vampire expert , but there 's one thing i 'll never know -- i 've told you this before and it 's true -- i will never know what it is you 're going through right now . i mean , i 've seen so many people get bit , and they just embrace and give in to what they 've become . i ca n't even imagine how hard it is to fight that . so , for what it 's worth , i am in complete awe of you . ian : that means a lot . rafe : we are going to do whatever we have to do , anything we have to do to get you out of this . ian : sure . we 'll do that . but i think we both know that there may not be a way out for me . [ scene_break ] caleb : tess ? livvie : do n't let her do this to you . do n't let her do this to you . caleb : do what ? olivia . livvie : i love all of you , caleb . all of you . caleb : she saved me . tess knows the man i want to be . livvie : i know the person you are . the man that you 've become . i love you , caleb . i love you , caleb . i love you , caleb . caleb : what do you want from me ? livvie : nothing . just be yourself . you do n't have to hold anything back with me . feed on me , caleb . livvie : your fangs -- they 're gone . what has she done to you ? tess : what 's wrong ? tess : did you have another nightmare ? caleb : no . no . tess : where are you going ? caleb : an idea for a -- for a song just came to me . i want to get to the studio while it 's still in my head . tess : i was hoping we could talk when you woke up . caleb : yeah , we will talk . not now , later . tess : you 're -- you 're still upset with me . caleb : i 'll be back soon . livvie 's voice : what has she done to you ? [ scene_break ] chris : well . livvie is tess , tess is livvie . caleb 's alive . think i 'm going to move to guam . jack : do n't move too far , all right ? chris : yeah , take care . and keep your good news to yourself next time . jack : listen , alison , i 'm not going to go at it with you again . alison : i did n't come here to talk to you about reese . jack : oh , you did n't ? alison : no . jack , i love you and you 're my best friend . jack : you make it real hard to stay mad at you , do n't you ? alison : i just want you to be safe , ok ? jack : i can handle reese . i promise . come here . reese : probably telling jack what a monster i am . well , let 's see how you feel when you 're like me , alison . let 's see . [ scene_break ] ian : you 've been fighting these creatures most of your life , so you tell me , are we missing something ? i mean , other than killing caleb , there 's no way to get me back to normal . rafe : no . but we 'll find another way . ian : we found another way -- the healing pool . it 's not working for me . rafe : ok , maybe i was wrong , all right ? maybe there 's another difference . ian : no , i do n't think so . i do n't think so . i think there is no other difference . i think you 're right . [ ian sighs ] ian : i need you to promise me something . rafe : it wo n't come to that . ian : maybe not . but if it does , i want lucy , i want danny , i want everyone to be safe . rafe : they will be . they will -- we found a way ! they 'll be fine ! ian : yeah . all the vampires are fed , so the healing pool will work for them . that includes caleb . rafe : yes . yeah , and then he wo n't be able to come back . all of his vampire powers will be gone . ian : mm - hmm . and not just his powers -- all the vampires are going to be cured . everyone except me . and , eventually , i 'm going to lose control . rafe : no . ian : i have already , and if lucy had n't been there -- and she saved me , you know -- rafe : and she will keep saving you ! do n't you get that ? ian : and what kind of man does that make me ? what kind of a father to my son ? [ rafe sighs ] rafe : what are you saying ? ian : we both know that eventually i will feed , and this nightmare is going to start all over again . and everyone that 's in my life in any way is going to be in danger . rafe : but -- ian : we ca n't let this happen , rafe . so when i 'm the last vampire standing , you got to do the right thing . promise me . promise me . [ scene_break ] lucy : ian needs to feed for that pool to cure him . so , this way , i guess he does n't have to bite anybody . kevin : picking up takeout for the boyfriend ? [ next_on ] kevin : the girls -- i do n't even want to imagine how upset they 'd be if they knew mommy was dating dracula . caleb : something 's missing . tess : you 'll find it , caleb . i know you will . livvie : maybe i can help you fix it , my love . joshua : i 'm starving ! elizabeth : no ! no !
alison argues with jack about the turn his life has taken . jack fills chris in on the situation with tess and caleb . reese and alison snipe at each other about jack . alison and jack make up . reese decides to turn alison into a vampire . caleb is displeased to find tess looking at his family ring . tess wants to throw it away , but he wo n't allow that . instead , he places it on his finger . rafe is convinced that the only difference between ian and elizabeth is that ian never fed on anyone . ian refuses to consider feeding . he would rather he dead than be like caleb and the others . caleb dreams that livvie offers her neck to him , but when he tries to bite her , his fangs are gone . in the dream , livvie blames tess for this . caleb is visibly shaken by the dream and has to get out of the villa . rafe concedes that he may be missing something , but ian does n't think so . at ian 's insistence , rafe agrees to kill him if there 's no way out . kevin catches lucy stealing blood from the blood bank .
rafe : hey . alison : hey , there you are . rafe : you 're still here . alison : yeah , i mean , i wanted to talk to you . i thought you said you were going to be right back . rafe : yeah , well , you know , things did n't go so well with ian . alison : wait , what do you mean ? what -- what -- ian ? what things ? you did n't even tell me why you left so fast . rafe : yeah -- look , come here . alison : what is it ? rafe : sit down a second . see , i think i figured out why the hot spring did n't cure ian the same way it did your mother . alison : good . good rafe : no , no , wait a second . do n't get too excited . see , the reason is that ian has to feed . and since that 's obviously not really an option for him -- alison : wait -- so then he would be stuck being a vampire ? rafe : yeah . and see , that 's not the worst of it because he 's not going to be able to fight his instincts forever . pretty soon he wo n't have a choice and he 's just going to give in to them . alison : rafe , i do n't understand . so if we -- if we cure all the other vampires , then -- rafe : then this whole nightmare is just going to start all over again . alison : so what 's the answer ? rafe : ian made me promise him that i would slay the last standing vampire in port charles . alison : you mean -- rafe : yeah . you know , it 's funny , i -- i spent so much of my life alone , i would n't even know what it was like to have a best friend . but i figured out today that i 've got one . i 've had one for a while now . i just might have to drive a stake through his heart . [ scene_break ] ian : i pray you 're right , lucy . i pray this works . lucy : carmen , . . how 's christina ? did you tell her she has to eat those little carrot thingies whether she wants -- what do you mean , her daddy picked her up ? it 's not -- it 's not scott 's night tonight . he knows -- kevin picked -- what -- kevin was there ? ok , ok . yeah . oh , my god . ian ! lucy : ian ! ian : leave me alone . lucy : ian -- [ knock on door ] ian : leave me alone , please . lucy : i need to -- ian : leave me , lucy ! [ scene_break ] kevin and christina : merrily merrily , merrily , merrily life is but a dream kevin : you know all the words . that 's really good . christina : this is fun , daddy . kevin : oh , just wait till your mommy gets here . that 's when the fun really begins . [ scene_break ] tess : what mistake ? caleb : i was wrong to try to create you from livvie and to pull you two apart the way i did . tess : you do n't want me anymore . caleb : oh , no . no , i do want you . but i want you the way you were before , the way you were when we first met . i want olivia . i want her to be whole again . tess : no . no , i 'm sorry , that 's not going happen . it 's never -- it 's never going to happen . not ever . caleb : please try and understand . tess : no , i do n't understand . you think you can just snap your fingers and have everything go back to the way it was ? that 's impossible . what 's done is done . i 'm my own person now . caleb : i know you are . tess : and i 'm a good person . people love me . you love me -- at least , i thought you did . caleb : i do love you . you gave me back the best part of me . tess : i restored your soul . but you 're scared . you turned your back on the dark side , and that frightens you . caleb : tess -- tess : oh , my god . you do n't have to worry , caleb . i do n't blame you for being afraid . this is all so new to you . you 're looking at the world with completely different eyes now , and that must be so terrifying . but do n't worry . i 'm here , and we 'll get through this together . little by little , you 'll be able to accept the man that you 've become and even embrace him . but you -- caleb : tess -- tess : you do n't have to erase me , caleb . please -- caleb : tess , shut up ! listen to me . listen to me . i do love you . i love you . it 's because of that love , it 's because of what you 've taught me and what you 've shown me about myself that i have to make this decision . tess : what decision ? caleb : i -- i tried to change livvie into something that she was n't . and then she tried to destroy me . you 're trying to change me into something i 'm not , something that i do n't want . her soul was this dark thing , and yours is pure light . but it 's the two of you together that i am in love with . tess : you do want to erase me . i 'm not good enough for you . caleb : that 's not true . i 'm trying to restore you to your best self . that 's what you did for me . tess : but i -- i thought -- i hoped -- caleb : i never meant to hurt you , tess . i know that seems hard to believe right now . all i 'm trying to do is do what 's best for all of us . tess : what 's best for all of us is if you would have left me alone in the first place . why did you have to do this to us ? why could n't you just leave us alone ? [ scene_break ] ian : lucy ? look at that , probably scared her off . just as well . i got to do this alone . lucy : oh ! hey , sweet pea . christina : hi , mommy . lucy : hi . how are you ? are you ok ? christina : uh - huh . lucy : you are ? kevin : hey , look who 's here , just in time . hot cocoa ? lucy : uh -- no , thank you . no hot cocoa for us . we 're just going to be leaving . kevin : no . you just got here . lucy : what do you want ? kevin : honey , why do n't you go and finish our surprise for mommy , ok ? christina : ok , daddy . wait till you see , mommy . lucy : how dare you . how dare you involve christina in all of this . kevin : in what ? lucy : ok . ok , just tell me what it is you want . what sick game are you playing now ? kevin : a game . a game , a game , a game , a game . today ? well , i guess we could call it truth or consequences . lucy : truth in what ? kevin : well , i know the truth about ian being a vampire . so , lucy , i guess it 's time for you to suffer some consequences . lucy : i knew you were going to try and do something . i just wondered what took you so long . kevin : well , a good plan takes time , lucy . you have to think these things through . lucy : if you actually think i 'm going to stand here and listen to your psychotic ramblings , you 're crazier than i thought . i 'm going to go get christina , and i 'm leaving . kevin : no , you 're not going anywhere , lucy . if you want christina back , you 'll leave your feet right where they are a listen to what i have to say . lucy : you know no court in the world would ever give you custody . kevin : who says i 'd ask for it ? but that 's not to say that you would n't lose her . lucy : what the hell are you talking about ? kevin : do i have to paint you a picture ? self - proclaimed slayer ? mistress to a real , live vampire ? i do n't know a court in the world that would n't find you unfit . lucy : why are you doing this ? kevin : you 're really going to ask me that ? i guess i have to take a trip down memory lane . or can i just sum it up by reminding you how you 've turned your back on me ? how you 've humiliated me ? lucy : you did that to yourself ! kevin : i lost everything , lucy ! my wife , my kids , my job . lucy : that 's not my fault . kevin : it 's precisely your fault . you did this to me , lucy , and now you 're going to help me put it all back together again . and i refuse to be the one who keeps losing time and time again . lucy : well , i -- i refuse to stand here and listen to your stupid , empty threats . kevin : empty threats ? kevin : have a listen . lucy 's voice : ok , all right , so we 've got it . we found caleb 's secret stash . what does that mean ? what do we do with this now ? rafe 's voice : legend says that this water was used to heal . it almost made people feel reborn . lucy 's voice : ok , so what -- rafe 's voice : so , caleb -- he made a special cocktail out of it , using chris ' special formula to hide the vampire -- lucy : that 's enough . that 's enough ! turn it off . [ kevin stops tape ] kevin : i wonder what a judge would think about a mother who believes in vampires and magic pools that heal them . lucy : i could explain all that . kevin : oh , i 'm sure you could . but how do you explain these ? yeah , that 's a little bit tougher , is n't it , lucy ? i mean , come on , let 's face it . you got caught red - handed -- no pun intended -- stealing blood from a hospital . now , do n't look so glum . you do n't have to lose christina . there is another option . lucy : what ? what 's another option ? kevin : now i have your attention . have a seat . lucy : what -- what is it that you want ? kevin : well , it 's simple , really . you come back to me as my wife -- and i mean my wife in every sense of the word -- or i will make sure that you never get near your children again . [ scene_break ] alison : no , i mean , there 's got to be some other way to this , then . rafe : i wish i could find it . alison : i mean , it 's horrible enough just even thinking about losing ian . i mean , he 's sort of like a part of our family . but then to think that maybe you would be the one to -- no . i mean , this has got to be killing you . rafe : i do n't know . the slayer in me knows that it 's the only way to end this once and for all . alison : well , what about the other part of you , the friend part ? rafe : is not even sure if i can do it . i mean , you know , i was trained to fight evil , and ian , despite what he 's become -- alison : he 's still a really good person . i mean , he 's got his heart . rafe : right , but i -- i promised him . you know , he 's counting on me to come through for him . i promised him i would do it , and that 's the only thing that 's keeping him going right now , and -- oh , this is stupid . i 'm feeling sorry for myself , and he 's the one going through hell . alison : has anybody even told lucy ? rafe : nope . alison : rafe , this will destroy her . rafe : yeah . damn it . damn it , damn it , damn it . damn it ! i mean , i finally have an answer . i finally figured out a way that i can get rid of these bloodsucking monsters , and i ca n't save the one who still has a soul . [ scene_break ] ian : ok . this is it . i 've done all i can . so , please , god , let this cure work for me . i want to be a good father to my son . i want to have a life with lucy . i 'm going to keep fighting , and this way we can be a family again . all right ? whatever happens , make sure they know how much i love them . [ `` naked eyes `` plays ] [ scene_break ] tess : how , caleb ? how can you -- how can you do this ? you created a person , a separate identity with a heart and feelings and thoughts of her own . you ca n't change your mind as if i were nothing . it 's too late . especially after everything we 've been through , after you 've held me in your arms and you 've -- and you 've made love to me . how can you look me in the eyes and tell me i 'm a mistake ? caleb : you are not a mistake . it was my mistake to try to divide you . you were wonderful when you were whole . that 's what i want back again . tess : what you want is to make me disappear . caleb : no . what i want is for you to let livvie back in because i love you both , both parts of you , and they belong together . tess : i ca n't help you . caleb : i need you to help me . because i ca n't reach livvie anymore . the livvie that i first met . and i would give anything to have her back . anything . [ thunder ] caleb : tess . hey . hey . livvie : caleb . oh -- caleb : oh , my god , it 's you . livvie : you did it , my love . all you had to do was want all of me . you just had to ask . and not for the livvie you stripped of all conscience and not for your olivia and not for tess , who would n't let you be who you are . you had to ask for the real person -- the good , the bad , the selfish , the whole person . caleb : olivia . my olivia . i finally have you back . [ scene_break ] kevin : it 's time to come home , lucy . it 's time to leave ian and come home and be a wife to your husband . lucy : never . kevin : ok . say goodbye to motherhood . it was fun while it lasted , though , was n't it ? lucy : you really are a heartless son of a bitch . kevin : hey . i brought christina back to you . i can take her away again . but on the bright side , it 's your call . hey . christina : all done , daddy . just seal it with a kiss . kevin : ok . christina : open it , mommy . me and daddy made it for you . kevin : that 's right . we sure did , did n't we ? ooh . christina : daddy says we 're going to be a family again . kevin : you bet we are . christina : did you tell ian yet , mommy ? did you ? [ scene_break ] [ `` naked eyes `` plays ] [ scene_break ] alison : hey , do you want to maybe get out of here ? rafe ? rafe : huh ? alison : what is it ? is there something else wrong ? rafe : i do n't know . alison : what do you mean , you do n't know ? rafe : i do n't know . something 's off . something feels different . alison : what feels different ? what is it ? rafe : just -- wait here , ok ? alison : what ? rafe -- wait . rafe ! reese : going somewhere , goldilocks ? alison : reese . [ scene_break ] caleb : i finally have you , the other half of my soul . and together , nothing can stop us . [ next_on ] caleb : i take you -- livvie : and i take you , my love . rafe : ian ? come on , man ! ian ! lucy : do n't come any closer to me . kevin : come on , lucy . lucy : i 'm done ! do n't force me to do this , please .
kevin uses blackmail to try to force lucy to go back to him . he 's prepared to make her lose custody of christina over her belief in vampires . christina tugs at lucy 's heartstrings . rafe tells alison of his reluctant promise to kill the last remaining vampire , which will likely be ian . after going off alone to drink the blood that lucy brought him , ian returns to the healing pool . the first five notes of `` naked eyes `` begin to play as he submerges himself in the water . rafe runs from the recovery room when he senses that something is wrong . alison tries to follow , but a fanged reese stops her . caleb tells tess that he was wrong to separate her from livvie . he would do anything to have his olivia back as a whole person . tess and livvie merge into one person . livvie tells caleb that all he had to do was want all of her instead of only part of her . caleb believes that nothing can stop them now .
alison : rafe ! reese : going somewhere , goldilocks ? alison : reese . reese : you should have worried a little less about jack and a bit more for your own safety . alison : you need to stay away from me . reese : or what are you going whine and cry -- alison : i 'm warning you . reese : all you want , little girl , but as soon i sink my teeth into that scrawny little neck -- round one to the princess , but the fun is just beginning . [ scene_break ] rafe : hello ? someone 's here . i can feel it . something 's changed . i just -- rafe : the battery 's dead . this must have been on before . no . ian ! come on , man ! ian ! what are you doing ? what the hell are you doing ? ian : what do you think i 'm doing ? i thought i could be cured now that -- rafe : what ? what ? ian : i drank human blood ! lucy got it for me . i drank it , i came here , played that stupid song , jumped in here -- rafe : nothing ? ian : no . i 'm still a damn vampire . [ scene_break ] lucy : she finally fell asleep . kevin : good . lucy : how can you do this ? how can you be so cruel ? kevin : cruel ? did you see the smile on christina 's face ? lucy : because you lied to her . you lied to her and told her we were going to be a family again . kevin : i love her , lucy . lucy : do n't say that . do n't say that . kevin : do n't tell me how i feel . and i got her mama home to stay , did n't i ? lucy : home ? home to what ? kevin : our family . nothing has to change . lucy : everything has changed . we are not a family . this is not a home . this has become some sort of prison . kevin : well , you 're the one making it a prison , lucy . look around . look , this is your home , and i am your husband . lucy : why would you even want me when i can not stand the sight of you ? [ scene_break ] livvie : will you look at me , caleb ? look into my eyes and never look away . caleb : never again . livvie : do you know how it makes me feel when you look at me that way ? caleb : warm . inviting . inviting me in . livvie : please . do n't ever let us part again . caleb : from this moment on , beyond all powers of life and death , all forces seen and unseen , my love , i take you . livvie : and i take you , my love , my darkest heart forever . caleb : you remember the words . livvie : i remember , my love . caleb : bound through the ages to each other -- livvie : of our own free will . caleb : in a compact eternal . keepers and guardians of each other 's flesh and bone . livvie : ever on . caleb : ever on . for now and all time , we are -- livvie : complete . caleb : at last , it begins . livvie : here where i gave my body and blood to you . caleb : here in our private world . caleb : i want to devour you . [ scene_break ] ian : damn ! rafe : all right , easy , all right ? ian : that 's what we thought , right ? drink some blood , go for a swim , and everything 's back to normal . rafe : no , come on , let 's go . ian : that 's what we believed -- this could happen . rafe : maybe we just need to be doing something different . ian : no . rafe : think about this is a different way . ian : no , i ca n't just drink blood . i have to feed on someone . rafe : yes , yes , you do . ian : well , i 'm never going to do that . rafe : all right , fine ! ok . so let 's just do what we have to do , all right , what we know we can do . ian : we 'll make caleb and all his little friends -- have them go for a swim , and they 'll be healed . rafe : all right . we 're going to have to do that now . i feel somehow his power 's grown stronger . ian : well , we can , we will . when it 's all said and done -- rafe : no , do n't say it . i know what you want me to do . ian : as far as we both know , i 'm the only vampire that did n't feed , and that means i ca n't be cured . rafe : i know , but -- ian : you can and you will . you have a job to do , slayer . rafe : ian -- ian : you promised me ! when it 's time , you will kill the last vampire standing . [ scene_break ] kevin : now you ca n't stand the sight of me . lucy : what do you expect ? you kidnap me , you tried to kill me , and now you 're doing this ? kevin : and here you are in my living room . lucy : because you 're holding christina hostage . kevin : you know i 'd never hurt her . i think you 're just using christina as a way to get back into my life . lucy : oh , my god . you are crazier than i thought ! kevin : look at the passion in your eyes . you 're trying so hard to hate , but you ca n't . lucy : ok . ok , um -- i -- i think maybe you 're right . maybe i 'm a little confused and i need to rethink this , so i need to go and think . i need to take christina and leave -- kevin : oh , no , no , no , you 'd wake her up . i do n't think you should do that . lucy : i 'm -- i 'm sorry for what i said . i need to leave -- kevin : you do n't have to apologize , lucy . you see , that 's just it . i 'm not -- i do n't blame you . i blame him . lucy : do n't do that . you leave ian out of this . kevin : oh , i 'm happy to do that . you see , all i 'm asking is for you to give us some time with no other voices , no interference . and then we can be -- [ lucy gasps ] kevin : now that makes me sad . i 'm trying so hard to be gentle and caring and be the man that you loved . lucy : kevin was the man that i loved , and he would never do this . he would n't hold me prisoner . he would n't hold me against my will like this . kevin : well , maybe i have changed . the old kevin never knew how to fight hard enough , not when it came to people he loved . but the new kevin does , and that 's exactly what i 'm doing , lucy . i 'm fighting . lucy : well , then you 're going to force me to have to fight back , because blackmail is not love . kevin : i 'm just keeping the promises that i made to my wife and my daughter . lucy : do n't come any closer to me . kevin : come on , lucy . lucy : no ! just do n't . i 'm done . do n't force me to do this , please . kevin : well , then do it . do it . straight through the heart , lucy . you might as well . and then when i 'm dead , and they take you away , and christina 's in a foster home -- will you feel better ? lucy : no , i would be sick -- sick that it 's come to this . kevin : no more than i. i brought christina back for us to be a family , lucy . do n't tear that apart . lucy : that would be very wrong , would n't it ? kevin : unfair . but there 's still the problem of you living with a vampire , and it 's awfully hard to get custody under those circumstances . now , why do n't you put that down so you can give this some thought ? lucy : what about christina ? what happens to her ? kevin : she 'll stay here with me , of course . lucy : oh , she 'd live here alone with you ? kevin : you 're welcome to stay with us . you , me , christina -- try again . lucy : ok . kevin : you have to make him understand . ian . you need to make him understand that you want what 's best for our family . lucy : right . right , i 'd have to do that . he 'd never understand if i leave and if i did n't make him see that i need to do this . kevin : want to do this . lucy : want -- because i do n't want to uproot christina again . she 's been through so much . kevin : exactly . so , you see , it 's worth giving it another try . lucy : christina 's very important -- kevin : to both of us . lucy : and she would be safe with you here tonight ? kevin : that hurts . that 's a line i would never cross , and you know that . lucy : ok . then you love me , and you want this -- us to be all together ? kevin : with all my heart . that 's never changed . lucy : so christina will be safe here tonight . then i will come back tomorrow . kevin : to stay . lucy : i 'm -- i need to go pack a few things . kevin : lucy -- i 'm glad we 've finally come to an understanding about this . i know we can make this work . so , you go pack . christina and i will be waiting for you to come back . [ door shuts ] kevin : till death do us part . [ scene_break ] rafe : ok , so this is what we 're going to do -- we 're going to get the vampires to take care of business , and then we 'll start looking for other ways to take care of you . ian : there are no other ways . what if i ca n't control these urges ? rafe : you do n't know that . you do n't know what 's going to happen . ian : yes , i do . rafe : all right , then you know what ? call me . ian : i 'll call you . what if i hurt someone ? what if i kill somebody ? rafe : ok , just look , hold on a second , ok ? everybody -- everybody 's got these `` what ifs `` in their lives . we ca n't live like that . ian : that 's right . so i 'm asking you as a friend . rafe : asking me as a friend . this is great . so you really want to do this ? ian : choose how i live my life or not live my life ? you bet i do . rafe : i can understand that . ian : it 's going to be up to you to explain to lucy , you know , try to make her understand . rafe : i 'm sorry , but i do n't think she will ever understand . ian : i know . i really do love her more than life itself . nothing left to say , is there ? rafe : let 's get out of here . [ scene_break ] caleb : olivia ? livvie : here i am . caleb : come to me . livvie : find me . caleb : i 'll always find you . livvie : that felt so good . livvie : but it 's not enough . i want to feel your lips against mine again . caleb : and what else do you want ? livvie : your warm breath on my neck . caleb : the taste of your sweetness . livvie : oh , yes . caleb : and our bodies touching close . you 're finally home , my love . livvie : to stay , this time . caleb : evermore . my olivia . my reason . my song . livvie : my love . [ scene_break ] alison : thank god i lost her . finally safe and sound . reese : not quite . alison : oh , god . reese : well , i am your personal angel of death , and that 's god - like enough . welcome home , sweetie . alison : why are you doing this ? why are you doing this to me ? reese : because you hurt my feelings , alison . i 'm very sensitive . you told me i was disgusting . you told me i was n't worthy of being loved . do you know how that feels ? never to have been loved ? never to have been worthy of love ? can you even imagine ? alison : no . reese : well , you 're about to find out . it 's time for you to become one of us . alison : please , do n't . do n't do this to me , please . reese : let 's see how your slayer boyfriend feels when he ca n't even bear to look at you because you 're as disgusting as i am . alison : no . rafe . no . no ! alison : no ! please do n't do this to me . reese : shut up ! shut up ! this time you ca n't stop me , alison . alison : no ! reese : what have you done to me ? i 'll kill you with my bare hands if i have to . alison : no , please , do n't . rafe ! rafe : alison ! alison : rafe ! reese : oh -- oh ! rafe : it 's your time now , vampire . you 're banished from this world . alison : no , do n't . do n't . rafe : alison , what are you doing ? alison : rafe , do n't . just stop it . please . do n't . reese : you lose , slayer . alison : rafe -- rafe : what ? what is it ? why 'd you stop me ? [ scene_break ] kevin : she 'll come back . just like she always does . [ scene_break ] ian : hi . lucy : you went to the hot springs without me , did n't you ? it -- worked ? ian : i tried . lucy : oh . ian : i drank the blood and i listened to the music and i jumped in the water , and i -- i -- lucy : oh , god , i -- i have to -- i -- i have -- ian : you have to what ? lucy : god . god . god . i -- ian : it 'll be all right . we 'll be fine . we 'll find another way . lucy : yeah . yeah . right . yeah , of course we will . you 're right . ian : what is it ? lucy : nothing . i just -- i need you to hold me . we will -- we 'll find another way , i know it . we 'll -- we 'll win in the end . we can win this . ian : we 'll just keep fighting . lucy : you just keep holding me and not let go . ian : i 'll always be here . [ scene_break ] livvie : yours , caleb . please make me yours , always ? caleb : i love you . livvie : then show me -- the sting and the sweetness as everything else drains away and i feel your life flood through my veins please . let me be who you want me to be -- who i want to be . let me take my place and make us complete . caleb : olivia -- livvie : please do it , caleb . make me yours . caleb : yes . [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] lucy : i have to tell you something . ian : no words right now . i just want to hold you , ok ? that 's all i want . rafe : it 's just this feeling i 'm getting . there 's been some kind of shift in the universe . i do n't really like the way it 's tilting . caleb : i want this to be a gift , not a curse . are you sure ?
alison gets away from reese , who catches up with her at the apartment . ian informs rafe that the healing pool failed him again . rafe believes that they have to proceed with the plan now , because caleb 's power is becoming stronger . lucy threatens kevin with a knife , but he talks her into putting it down . she agrees to pack , explain things to ian , and return the next day . despite his assurances that he loves lucy , kevin is fascinated with the knife and the idea of `` till death do us part . `` reese tries to bite alison but ca n't . alison stops rafe from staking reese . ian gives lucy the bad news , but lucy does n't tell him what happened with kevin . after caleb and livvie repeat their wedding vows , he takes her to the villa . when she urges him to bite her , caleb prepares to honor her request .
lucy : you make it sound so final . ian : no , it 's just that every time you leave , i miss you a little more , that 's all . lucy : i will always love you . always . ( knocking on door ) kevin : hey , you 're home . just in time . onion or olive ? lucy : nothing . no thank you . where 's christina ? kevin : sound asleep and without an ounce of protest , i might add . she really is a wonderful little girl . we should be proud of our daughter . lucy : on second thought , i think i will have that drink . kevin : hmm . lucy : i 've got it . i 'll get it . kevin : looking a little piqued there , lucy . breaking off with dr . demented take it out of you ? lucy : i think me just standing here is more than enough . kevin : fair enough . we wo n't speak of what 's - his - name ever again . here 's to you and me . welcome home , mrs . collins . ricky : yo , i need to take five . joshua : no , you have to work harder . ricky : joshua , we have been at this all night . joshua : there will come a time when you 'll be called upon to give more . you have to be ready for the fight . ricky : look , it 's a concert , ok ? you 're talking like we 're taking over the world . joshua : do you ever want to be in the spotlight ? ricky : i used to dream about it when i was a kid . joshua : and you always wanted to be a player ? ricky : yeah , i figured i had this certain charm , you know ? joshua : yeah , well , charm 's a good thing -- has value -- but if you want to reach the top , you 've got to be hungry , you 've got to be driven . ricky : look , i 'm down with the fame thing . i want to be famous , all right , but i like to have a good time , too . joshua : and you know what ? you got to fight for every crumb you could get . otherwise , you 'll be overlooked . you 'll be standing lonely in the wings while somebody else is center stage in the spotlight . ricky : we are still talking about me , right ? rafe : ian . ian : i 'm sorry , i should 've called . rafe : no , it 's ok . what 's up ? ian : it 's time . rafe : good , i could n't agree more . alison : hey , what 's -- what 's going on ? rafe : ian 's ready to set the plan in motion . ian : we 're taking all the vampires down to the hot spring and taking them for a swim . alison : and then they will be cured and defanged ? ian : that 's what we 're hoping . it 's the only thing that keeps me going . alison : wait , i do n't -- i do n't like this . i don't . rafe ? ian : you know , do n't you ? alison : i 'm sorry , i do , but i just do n't -- i do n't want you dying trying to save all of us . ian : well , you and rafe have a long , beautiful life ahead of you . it 's going to be tough enough taking care of this guy . you do n't want to do it in a world filled with vampires . alison : i just do n't want you thinking that we gave up on you . so no matter what happens tonight , just know that we will find a way out of this , a cure or something , ok ? ian : yeah , maybe we will , but we 've got a job to do . come on . rafe : ian 's right . we have to focus . ian : after tonight , port charles will be free of all vampires once and for all . joshua : you do understand my position here , ricky , do n't you ? i mean , i 'm paid to psych up the team . ricky : so that 's why i 'm getting this little pep talk ? joshua : yeah , i just want you to understand that the road to the top can be tough . you know , sometimes some rules have to be bent . ricky : all right . hey , breaking the rules -- that 's half the fun right there . joshua : you know , lines have to be drawn , sides taken . certain people , they 'll be sacrificed . ricky : hey , whatever it takes to go the distance , i 'm there . joshua : i knew i could count on you , ricky . you 've got a killer instinct . you 're going to go far in show business . why do n't you run off home and get some sleep . ricky : cool . hey , do you need me to help you lock up around here ? joshua : no . no , it 's not necessary . ricky : see you later then . joshua : see you . [ door closes ] joshua : it 's my turn now , caleb . i 've waited my entire life for this moment . i am going to bring you down , and all your friendly neighborhood slayers with you . kevin : you know , i have to say , considering what you 've been through , you look lovely . maybe you 're one of those people who just thrives under adversity . lucy : you st -- still make an excellent martini . kevin : i really do believe there 's a chance for us , lucy . i mean , it 's not like it has n't been worse . lucy ? lucy : i was just trying to think of when it was worse . kevin : well , you had me committed -- twice . lucy : you tried to kill me twice . kevin : now , that would be considered as worse than having a drink together . but it 's not like you have n't redeemed yourself along the way . i mean , you 've bent over backwards at times to save me from myself . lucy : because at the time , i truly , truly believed you were worth it . kevin : but not anymore ? lucy : what -- what are you doing ? what do you really want ? kevin : what do i want ? i 'll tell you what i want . i 'd like to see just a glimpse of the generosity that i used to see . is that too much to ask ? lucy : i need to check on christina . kevin : she 's fine . she 's asleep . do n't wake her up . you know , i 'm trying to pinpoint just when you ran out of understanding . lucy : i do n't know . i -- i think i 've lost track of all of that . ca n't it just be enough that i 'm standing here right in front of you ? kevin : well , i 'm beginning to think it 's for all the wrong reasons . lucy : blackmail would be the reason . kevin : that 's a little harsh . lucy : you told me if i did n't come back in here and live with you that you would tell everyone about ian 's condition and i would lose christina forever . kevin : well , to be accurate , not just move back in but to be my wife , and all that that entails . i think we can give that our best shot , do n't you ? lucy : i am so tired . i am going to bed . kevin : i laid out your nightgown -- the red one i gave you for christmas . lucy : that is not what i mean . kevin : fine , we do n't have to make love until you want to . but i will be up in a little while to fall asleep next to you and then wake up tomorrow morning next to you . that is the beginning of normal for us , lucy . lucy : normal . of course . normal . kevin : you used to love me . you 'll remember how . joshua : there . all the little vampires are going to take a nice , hot bath , take a nice long dip in the bat soup to cleanse their souls . all except me , of course . i 'm going to be the big bat , last bat standing . reese : what are you doing ? joshua : securing my future . there 's going to be a lot of changes around here , ducky . ian : we ca n't let my circumstances distract us from what needs to be done . alison : ian , please -- ian : i know , i know it 's not easy , and i think it 's lovely that you care , but we have a job to do . rafe : ok . now , caleb has been missing in action for a while now , but he 's a key part of getting this plan taken care of . so what we 're going to have to do is get his fellow vampires down to the hot spring , and once they 're there and once he senses they 're in trouble , that 's going to draw him there . alison : so , what , that 's like his own survival instinct or something ? rafe : yeah , exactly . and trust me , he will notice when they start losing their mojo . alison : ok , so then what ? you guys jump him and take him over and -- and we 're all of a sudden supposed to say goodbye to caleb the vampire and hello to caleb the human ? ian : yeah . and once the last one 's cured -- rafe : that 's when the really hard part starts . ian : i 'd do the same for you if the tables were turned , if you had to be the one eliminated . rafe : you 'd find another way . ian : then why do n't you find one for me ? but if you ca n't , if we ca n't , you 're a slayer . do n't fight me on this . rafe : i 'm never going to find peace with this . ian : it 's the right thing to do . you have to kill me or put this whole town in danger . alison : you know , you ca n't just sit here and talk about you dying like it 's no big deal . come on , give me a break . what about lucy and daniel ? ian : i 'm not fit to be danny 's father . you know that . and lucy , she deserves to be loved much better than this . alison : wait a second . lucy -- she does n't know , does she ? ian : and she wo n't know . alison : ian , you 're never going to tell her ever ? ian : i wrote her a letter . i said goodbye in my own way . i 've made my peace with it , so leave me alone . alison : i just -- i do n't know where you get the courage , that 's all . ian : it 's not courage , woman . it 's a fear of doing the wrong thing . alison : ok . ian : let 's get some vampires , come on . rafe : all right . [ alison gasps ] alison : mother . rafe : hey , elizabeth . what are you up to now ? kevin : i remember the day this was taken . we took the boat and went out on the lake . i remember i drew a charcoal of you . i 'm going to have to remember to look for that . lucy : i stopped in to check on christina on my way up and she 's -- she 's so restless . she 's not sleeping very well . kevin : you know kids -- they thrash around . lucy : maybe . i think i need to stay with her tonight . it 'd be better for her to sleep in there . kevin : ok . whatever makes you happy . lucy : thank you . good night . kevin : are n't you going to kiss me good night ? lucy : victor , you have no idea . oh , you have no idea . victor : it 's all right . lucy : thank you . victor : as long as you 're safe . you 're safe , you 're safe now . lucy : thank you . victor : it 's all right . it 's all right . elizabeth : oh ! rafe : deal with it , all right ? sit down . alison : who you spying for now ? elizabeth : what ? rafe : what are you trying to find out ? elizabeth : i 'm not spying . ian : why were you lurking in the hallway ? elizabeth : because i was trying to get up enough nerve to come in here . alison : you 're not even supposed to be in port charles . elizabeth : well , i am . rafe : you never left , did you ? elizabeth : i had to make sure that joshua was n't going to come after me . alison : oh , god , what did you do ? elizabeth : i -- i had to tell him what i knew . rafe : about what ? elizabeth : please , please do n't be mad at me . you have no idea how bad i feel . ian : what did you say to him ? elizabeth : he knows about the hot springs and that we found it and -- and what you plan on doing with the rest of the vampires . alison : what is the matter with you ? do n't you understand ? now he 's going to go tell caleb . elizabeth : no , he wo n't . you see , he will not tell caleb . that 's where you 're wrong . he wants to be rid of caleb as much as you guys do . rafe : why 's that ? elizabeth : because he 's tired of being second banana . he wants to be master of the vampire kingdom . reese : is everything ok ? joshua : yeah , everything 's fine with me . you do n't seem so good . what 's troubling you , cookie ? reese : everything 's a bit weird , is n't it ? caleb 's practically abandoned us . joshua : i think he 's probably reprioritizing his life . reese : what , at our expense ? the band , his friends ? joshua : some people do n't value loyalty too highly , you know . reese : yeah , well , i feel awful . i tried to feed and i could n't . joshua : really ? reese : yeah , and since then , i 'm famished . the water 's just not cutting it . joshua : you know , i sympathize with you . i 've been there myself . reese : caleb always knows how to make me feel better . joshua : do you know what the truth is ? what caleb knows , the rest of us have learned . reese : why is it the men always leave ? joshua : not all men , sweetie . i 'm still here . and i always will be . and i know how to make you feel better . lucy : if you find the charcoal drawing , i wish you would destroy that , too . kevin : you are a piece of work , getting my own father to plot against me . victor : monk , i 'm so sorry . kevin : do n't ever call me that again . lucy : victor , this is not your son and this is not the man that i loved . kevin : you know what your problem is , lucy ? no attention span . someone 's not perfect enough for you , you move along and ruin the next man 's life . well , at least christina still likes me . lucy : no , you 're not going to do this . you 're not going to use christina against me anymore . victor : no , i wo n't allow that . kevin : oh , look -- my two best friends , deceit and betrayal . lucy : victor , thank you . i did n't think you were going to come . victor : sweetheart -- lucy : i know what this is costing you . i am so sorry . victor : no , you 're family , you 're family . i 'd do anything to protect you . kevin : the man who turned his back on both of his sons suddenly finds a warm and cuddly place in his heart for his family . lucy : you 're not going to do that . you are not going to make him feel guilty for helping me , and you 're not going to mess with me or the girls anymore . now , i want you to tell me , where are they ? kevin : what are you ranting about now ? lucy : the pictures and the tape ! i want them ! you can not blackmail people to love you , kevin . it does n't work that way . you have to earn it and you have to have a heart , and you don't . kevin : that 's good -- a lecture on love from you . victor : lucy , it 's ok , it 's ok . lucy : no , it 's not ok . victor : it 's going to be ok . lucy : it 's not ever going to be ok . i got to go . i got to get out of here . you 're going to take christina , right ? victor : someplace she 'll be safe , i promise you . lucy : ok , i 've told her a million things , just trying to explain , and i 've kissed her a thousand times . victor : she 'll be fine , she 'll be fine . lucy : her suitcase is under the bed and -- victor , thank you . this is a lot bigger than -- i can explain everything later , ok ? i love you . victor : i love you . lucy : ok . kevin : whoa , whoa , whoa ! where the hell do you think you 're going ? you going to leave me here like this ? lucy : i am going to leave you all alone by yourself because that 's what you deserve . you 've earned this ! [ door closes ] joshua : mmm . reese : mmm . joshua : feel better ? reese : thanks , josh . that 's exactly what i needed . joshua : oh , well , you can always count on me , pussy cat . you know , the pleasure was all mine , truly . you look kind of sleepy . reese : oh , i 'm afraid you took it all out of me . joshua : well , you tuck in your wings and have a little kip . reese : oh , that 'd be lovely . joshua : hope you enjoyed that , reese . that 's your last supper . it 's over for the two of us . and a shame . but quite simply , by the time i 'm finished , there just wo n't be any room for you . rafe : joshua wants to overthrow caleb ? what , is he crazy ? elizabeth : no , he 's power - hungry . alison : i ca n't even believe i trusted you . how long did it take you to warn us ? elizabeth : listen , alison , i feel horrible about this , but he is terrifying . he wanted me to leave the country . rafe : but you did n't go ? elizabeth : you have no idea how deathly afraid of this man i am . alison : so once again , all you care about is saving yourself . elizabeth : this is really unfair . ok , i 'm here , are n't i ? i took my life in my hands to come and tell you this . i think a little appreciation would be more appropriate . alison : gee . thanks , mom . elizabeth : i risk everything for you , and what do i get ? the back of your hand . rafe : do n't look at me . as far as i 'm concerned , you 're getting off light . elizabeth : i should 've just run off and let you all hang . you certainly do n't deserve me . ian : truer words were never spoken . alison : she belongs there . now , where were we ? rafe : ok , we got to figure out some way that joshua ca n't use the information he knows . ian : well , that 's easy -- i 'll find him , drag him to the hot spring , and throw him in . rafe : yeah , wait a second . i think i got a better way . ian : yeah , what 's that ? rafe : you kill him . ian : i what ? rafe : well , that 's the goal , right ? the goal is to get rid of joshua and save you , right ? ian : yeah . rafe : well , that 's what we do . you bite him . you make him bleed until he dies , all right ? you feed on him . ian : i 'm not biting anybody . rafe : you told me to find another way . well , this is your other way . you feed on him , he dies , and then we can put you in the spring and save you , all right ? alison : lucy . hi . we -- we did n't hear you come in . lucy : rafe 's right , you know . if it means saving your life , you have no choice . you have to kill joshua . [ next_on ] joshua : i want there to be no survivors when the spring blows . do i make myself clear ? no survivors . livvie : feed on me . rafe : if we 're going to finish this thing , we have to get caleb .
lucy reluctantly shares a drink with kevin at the lighthouse while he talks about getting back together . kevin tells her that just staying there is n't enough . she has to be his wife again , in every sense of the word , but he wo n't rush her . when he tries to give her a goodnight kiss , victor knocks him out from behind . joshua lectures ricky about the importance of doing whatever it takes to achieve his goals . he 's pleased to hear that ricky is prepared to do just that . ian informs rafe that it 's time to act . alison is determined to find a way to help ian . joshua vows to bring caleb and the slayers down . victor ties kevin to a chair before taking christina someplace safe . lucy leaves him tied up . reese informs joshua that she was unable to feed and the water is n't good enough . they enjoy a mutual feeding . alison , rafe , and ian find elizabeth lurking outside the door . elizabeth admits that she told joshua about their plans to throw the vamps into the healing pool . she explains that he wants to replace caleb as head vampire . rafe comes up with a plan to prevent joshua from using the information , but ian does n't like it . rafe wants him to feed on joshua and then kill him , which will allow them to use the healing pool to cure ian . lucy tells ian that he has to do it .
kevin : whoa , whoa , whoa ! where the hell do you think you 're going ? you going to leave me here like this ? lucy : i am going to leave you all alone by yourself , because that 's what you deserve . you 've earned this ! kevin : you 've earned it , too , lucy . [ knock on door ] kevin : hey -- hey ! who is -- help ! help ! karen : kevin -- kevin : karen -- karen : what 's wrong ? kevin : is that you ? karen , get me out of this . karen : god ! what happened ? kevin : karen -- i do n't have time to explain , just cut me loose , please . karen : but i -- i do n't -- kevin : karen -- i was attacked . [ scene_break ] rafe : yeah , wait a second . i think i got a better way . ian : yeah ? what 's that ? rafe : you kill him . ian : i what ? rafe : well , that 's the goal , right ? the goal is to get rid of joshua and save you . ian : yeah ? rafe : well , that 's what we do -- you bite him . you make him bleed until he dies , all right ? you feed on him . ian : i 'm not biting anybody . rafe : you told me to find another way . well , this is your other way . you feed on him , he dies , and then we can put you in the spring and save you , all right ? alison : lucy . hi . we -- we did n't hear you come in . lucy : rafe 's right , you know . if it means saving your life , you have no choice . you have to kill joshua . ian : it 's not that simple . rafe : it is . ian : i 'm not doing it . end of story , rafe . lucy : you are . you have to . if this means you get cured , then you have to do it for you , and for me and for us . ian : and , what , lose my soul in the process ? lucy : you would n't lose your soul . it 's not about that , it 's about surviving . defeating evil is not losing your soul . alison : she 's right , ian . she has a point . ian : i 'm not going to feed on another human being ! lucy : he 's not human . you know that . he 's a vampire . ian : i do n't care what he is ! i 'm not doing it ! rafe : all right . all right , that 's it . come on , let 's get out of here . we 're not going to have time to get those vampires , get them in the hot spring , all right ? alison ? alison : yeah , i 'm ready . and do you have the music and everything ? rafe : yeah , it 's right here . alison : ok . rafe : now , remember , when the vampires are in the hot spring , you turn it up loud . ian : and cut it off if it starts afflicting one of our slayers , all right ? alison : ok . ian : i 'm going to go get joshua . lucy : good . i 'm going to go with you . ian : no , you 're not . i can handle it . lucy : i 'm sure you can , but i want to help you . i want to be there . i 'm a slayer . i can help you . i 'm going . ian : you 're a slayer , and that 's why you have to go with rafe to the hot spring . rafe : especially when caleb arrives . now , alison , you sure you 're going to be all right ? alison : yeah . no , i 'm fine . i 'm fast . i will be fine . lucy : listen to me . promise me you will at least consider this -- at least consider killing joshua ? just promise you 'll put it in your mind in case -- please ? ian : it was in my mind . i thought about it . rafe : ok , come on . let 's go . showtime . [ scene_break ] livvie : mmm . caleb , this is just what i wanted . oh , everything i ever dreamed of . caleb : only now you have a love of all things and the fun of being very , very bad . livvie : which tess never would 've enjoyed . caleb : i came to my senses . i realized you 're what i want , all of you . livvie : all of me ? huh ? not just my lips ? or my heart ? caleb : you have many good parts . livvie : stop teasing me . feed on me . yes . [ scene_break ] karen : you were attacked ? how ? kevin : i -- that 's not important right now , karen ! come on , will you please ? karen : all right , just slow down , ok ? they tied this a little tight . kevin : i 'm grateful for this . two men broke in . karen : but the room -- it does n't look like anybody -- kevin : they took some stuff from upstairs . i came in while they were still here . they tied me up like this before i had a chance to call the police . come on , karen , please ! my hands are turning numb ! karen : this is tight , all right ? you know , it is a little weird walking in on you like this . kevin : oh . karen : there . kevin : thank you . karen : are you sure you 're all right ? kevin : i 'm fine , really , thank you . karen : well , maybe i should check you before you leave . kevin : no , no , no . i -- i do n't have time right now . i need to do something . karen : wait , we should call the police . they should -- kevin : no police . understand ? i 'll take care of this myself . karen : kevin , will you wait one minute ? [ door closes ] [ scene_break ] lucy : whew ! ok . if the water does n't work , then we resort to our slayer weapons , right ? rafe : it 's going to work , but i just want it to be safe . lucy : yeah . and everybody knows their job , everybody knows their place , right ? rafe : right . lucy : right . even -- even you , cousin . rafe : lucy , ian 's going to be all right . lucy : why does he have to be so damn honorable and -- and stubborn and headstrong and -- rafe : maybe -- maybe because you would n't have him any other way . lucy : no , you 're right . and i know this is all right in my heart . it 's just -- you know . rafe : i know . look , we 're going to find some other way to take care of ian , but for now we got to take one step at a time , all right ? this could be the endgame tonight . we have to focus . lucy : right . i am so focused . watch this focus -- it 's good focus . ok , come on . we 're going to get caleb . i know it . what if caleb does n't show up , though ? rafe : trust me , he starts feeling his kingdom slip away , he 'll show up . lucy : what if everybody else shows up ? what if everyone else shows up -- rafe : lucy , lucy -- lucy : caleb does n't show up -- rafe : lucy ! lucy : what ? rafe : stop . focus . now , tell me , what do we have to do ? lucy : ok , right -- your plan . a , i plan the music . b , i play the music over and over again . three , we get them in the pool . and , d , they 're all cured , even caleb . rafe : yeah , especially caleb . we are going to get rid of all his vampire powers . lu : right . we are way ahead of the curve , on the right track , ahead of the game , right ? rafe : yeah . lucy : right . rafe : i want caleb . [ lucy sighs ] rafe : and after everything he 's done , everyone he 's hurt , everyone he 's turned , this all begins and ends with him . so if we 're going to finish this thing , we have to get caleb . [ scene_break ] caleb : no one is more beautiful than you . livvie : you mean that ? caleb : to the depths of my soul . livvie : we finally did it . we 're exactly who we want to be and we 're together . caleb : we earned it . we deserve it . livvie : you 're right . i mean , after everything we 've been through , we do deserve to be happy . and i will never do anything to hurt you again . caleb : i 'll never let anyone hurt you . livvie : no one will ever touch us . [ scene_break ] jack : come on , reese , where are you ? let 's go . reese : jack . jack : hey , good - looking . are you done for the night ? reese : well , it depends . why did n't you come inside ? jack : i do n't know , i kind of think we have some good memories out here in the alley , do n't you think ? [ reese giggles ] reese : what 's the matter ? jack : you 've been feeding . reese : yeah ? well , so what if i have ? maybe i need it , baby . jack : who was it reese ? alison : why does it matter ? jack : alison ? alison : is n't it bad enough that she feeds off of human blood , not to mention she just tried to feed off of mine ? jack : what ? reese : why do n't you just back off , all right , blondie ? alison : oh , ok . let 's see here . your little girlfriend forgot to tell you that she almost bit me . jack : is that true , reese ? alison : reese , you 're nothing but a piece of garbage . i wish that rafe would 've killed you when he had the chance . as a matter of fact , i think i 'm going to go tell him to finish the job now . jack : alison -- come on , back off , all right ? alison , reese -- [ scene_break ] casey : ho , caz , hey ! got any time for an old friend , man ? caz : no , no , you 're out of the band , casey . casey : yeah , well , just because i 'm out of the band does n't mean i got to be out of your life , right ? caz : you know the rules . casey : yeah , but i was , you know , thinking you might be a little more independent these days . caz : whoa , whoa , hold on . hold on , what is this scene ? what are you doing ? casey : oh , caz , you know i 've always had this thing for you , right ? caz : yeah , right , right . casey : please , the way you stroke that guitar ? hmm , hmm . caz : are you coming on to me , casey ? casey : you and i , going to a real slamming party , dude . [ scene_break ] [ machine beeps ] [ machine stops beeping ] ian : all right , joshua . let 's see what you got here . calendar or schedule or something . what 's this ? a floor plan . this is caleb 's place -- right on top of the spring . now , why would you -- [ doorknob turns ] joshua : the device never fails ? good . no , i want there to be no survivors when the spring blows . do i make myself clear ? no survivors . [ scene_break ] livvie : hmm . i feel so safe in your arms . i feel so strong . caleb : we 're both stronger than we ever were . livvie : almost untouchable . caleb : almost . what we are is complete . livvie : we can have everything we 've ever wanted . caleb : whatever we want , whatever we need , it 's ours now . [ scene_break ] lucy : anything yet ? rafe : not yet . lucy : how do you do that ? how do you stay so darn calm ? rafe : i told you . i told you this a million times -- that 's a slayer 's life . lucy : right . we bait traps , we wait , we be patient , and then we catch them . rafe : right . lucy : right . jamal : hey , hey , hey . incoming . they 're coming in . shh ! casey : ha - ha . yeah , just a little bit further . come on , caz . caz : a little bit further ? casey : yeah . caz : to what , casey ? casey : it 's a party ! party , man . you just -- just follow me -- caz : come on , man , i do n't have time for all this . ow ! rafe : pretty good . lucy : hey . caz : hey ! lucy : welcome -- rafe : stay still . lucy : to our party . jamal : good job , case . casey : big boss never said that i could n't change a vampire 's life . jamal : that 's right . lucy : how 's it coming , cuz ? rafe : do n't bother trying to move , all right ? these are 100 % vampire cuffs . jamal : i got him , i got him . caz : ugh ! you little -- rafe : shut up ! keep him quiet . [ noise ] lucy : hey , hey , hey . somebody 's coming . someone 's coming . rafe : over there . alison : hey , lucy . rafe ! you guys -- hey . lucy , she 's coming . reese -- rafe : all right , over here , ok . over here , come on . reese : where are you , alison ? oh . you ! rafe : hey , welcome to the party . jack : come on -- reese : oh , jack , it 's a trap ! go ! go ! go ! go ! lucy : not so fast . jack : lucy -- lucy , rafe , what 's going on here , huh ? jamal : jack -- jack : no , jamal , they 're going to kill her ! jamal : no , they 're not going to kill her , they 're going to cure her -- both of them , all right ? let her go ! rafe : oh , not so fast ! reese : no ! oh ! [ scene_break ] joshua : that 's right , my little lovelies . fight amongst yourselves . and when caleb gets there and takes his dip , it 'll be over for all of you . and i shall have my well deserved and long - overdue victory . [ door closes ] kevin : poor bastard , you always were a pain in the neck . joshua : small but deadly . reese : hands off , slayer ! you 'll never get away with this . wait till caleb finds out what you 've done ! joshua : irritating little voice . but very soon -- blessed silence . all my dreams coming true are just one tiny little click away . [ scene_break ] reese : i said let me go ! jack : rafe , if she does n't want to go in , do n't make her . rafe : it 's not going to be reese , jack , not yet . caz : it 's me they want to go first . rafe : come on , caz . what do you -- this is your chance . jamal : yeah , come on . it 's up to you . either way , you 're going down . reese : do n't do it , caz . do n't ! caz : it 's over , baby . gentlemen , let 's get this thing done . rafe : lucy , take her . lucy : yeah , i got her . i got her . rafe : unchain him . jamal : i got it . do what we say and nobody gets hurt . you walk out of here -- caz : human again . jamal : yep . caz : mortal . rafe : alison , you know what to do . alison : right -- ok ! ok ! i got it ! i got the music ! i 'll play it over and over . [ the first five notes of `` naked eyes `` repeat ] rafe : just focus on the music , ok ? those five notes . caz : and be rid of this curse forever . [ reese gasps ] lucy : oh ! alison , that 's enough ! turn off the music . turn it off . alison : ok , ok . it 's off . [ alison turns off music ] alison : there , it 's off . jamal : we better hope he 's in there long enough to take the cure . lucy : oh . hey . are you all right ? rafe : yeah , i 'm all right . lucy : well , i 'm not exactly all right , i 'm worried . ian should 've been here by now . he should 've brought joshua . they should 've been here by now . where are they ? [ scene_break ] [ kevin hums ] kevin : oh ! how many sketches have i done in this room ? you know , i almost forgot how great it is to do hard labor . how about you ? you ready to explore your inner artist , huh , in your new home ? well , that 's good , because you , my friend , are going to have a lot of time to practice behind a nice , thick , brick wall . [ scene_break ] reese : you ca n't ! i wo n't let you throw me in there ! jack : rafe -- rafe : what are you doing , man ? [ alison screams ] alison : rafe ! rafe : alison ! jack : reese , do n't do it ! alison : oh ! oh ! oh ! rafe : lucy , the music ! lucy : yeah , yeah . i got it . [ the first five notes of `` naked eyes `` repeat ] lucy : hurry up . hurry . reese : no ! no ! rafe : i ca n't get her in there in soon enough . reese : no ! no ! no ! no ! no ! no ! no ! no ! [ reese screams ] [ scene_break ] livvie : what ? what is it ? caleb : something 's wrong . livvie : caleb -- hey , what 's going on ? you 're scaring me . caleb : slayers . i can feel it . i have to go . livvie : caleb , no ! no . caleb : no , that 's my family . livvie : no , please , do n't leave me . please do n't go . [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : surrender . `` [ next_on ] kevin : do you think i 'll let someone i love throw her life away on a bloodsucker like you ? rafe : caleb probably already sensed the loss of his two prime toadies . casey : he 'll come flying to us . rafe : and we better be ready . caleb : i have to face them . livvie : you 're not going alone . i 'm coming with you .
kevin is freed by karen , who drops by the lighthouse . rafe and lucy try to persuade ian to save himself by killing joshua , but he refuses to even consider it . alison provokes reese into chasing her to the healing pool , and casey lures caz there on the pretense of going to a party . after breaking into the studio , ian learns that joshua is planning to blow up the hot spring . jamal helps rafe and lucy at the healing pool . as ian prepares to grab joshua , kevin injects something into his neck . caz willingly jumps into the healing pool . jack attempts to rescue reese , who tries again to bite alison but ca n't . kevin begins to build a thick wall to seal ian inside . rafe throws reese into the water . caleb senses that something is wrong with his `` family . ``
kevin : cement is thick , and brick by brick , i 'm bricking up a jerk . [ ian moans ] kevin : oh , everybody 's a critic . that 's all right . you 're allowed your opinion , as long as i have a live audience . ian : kevin -- kevin : alive for now , anyway . ian : kevin -- i ca n't move . kevin : huh , no kidding . i wonder why . ian : you drugged me . kevin : well , maybe just an elephant 's dose of sedative mixed with an agent that causes paralysis from the neck down . you know , i 've been thinking about marketing that , but , you know , i 've been building my future . ian : what are you doing ? kevin : oh , danny 's the bricks , the bricks are walling ian : you 've lost your mind . kevin : oh , ian , so have you . so have you . you think i 'll let someone i love throw her life away on a bloodsucker like you ? [ scene_break ] lucy : where is he ? rafe : i told you , do n't worry . lucy : too late . i 'm worried . you should be worried , too . ian should be back . he should have had joshua here by now . jamal : she 's right . rafe : lucy , just stay calm . jack : calm ? stay calm ? rafe , we have bodies lying on the ground here , and you 're saying , `` stay calm `` ? alison : jack -- jack : no , do n't `` jack `` me . you guys killed them . rafe : jack , relax , they 're not dead . jack : look at them . rafe : they 're going to wake up in a few minutes , ok ? casey : they 'll be ok . i mean , they 'll be better than ok , all right ? they 'll be fangless . jack : are you guys crazy ? we have to do something , like c.p.r -- rafe : that 's not necessary . alison : jack , please do n't -- rafe : you know what ? let him be , let him be . jack : reese -- reese : get off me ! caz ? cazwell , it 's me . caz : thirsty . jack : jamal , jamal , give him some of that water . give him -- caz : no . no , not that . real water . i said i was thirsty , not hungry . reese : no . caz : `` no , `` what ? just asked for some plain old , cool h20 . i mean , what seems to be the problem ? reese : it 's gone . it 's all gone . caz : what is gone , reese ? i mean -- reese : everything 's changed . the fun 's over . rafe : oh , now , come on . depends how you look at it . i say the fun 's just beginning . reese : what are you trying to say ? rafe : what i 'm trying to say is , if he has n't already , our friend caleb probably already sensed the loss of his two prime toadies . jamal : and then once he knows , then what ? casey : he 'll come flying to us . rafe : that 's right . like a bat out of hell . and we better be ready . [ scene_break ] livvie : caleb , please . caleb : you do n't understand . livvie : but i do . i can feel it , too . there 's something happening , but i need you here . caleb : i have no choice . livvie : but you do . all you have is a feeling . caleb : a bad feeling . livvie : bad enough to leave me here alone on our first night , the night i finally came back to you ? caleb : i ca n't just ignore it . livvie : please . caleb , please . we have everything we need right here . we 're complete now . whatever the slayers are doing , who cares ? there 's only two of them . caleb : and there 's only two of us . livvie : no , that 's enough . this is our world . caleb : listen to me -- livvie : please . caleb , please stay here . stay here and love me , please . caleb : do n't be afraid . livvie : i 'm not . i 'm not . as long as we 're together and we 're here , i have nothing to ever be afraid of ever again . caleb : i have to face him one last time . livvie : please . caleb : i 'll finish it . this is for us . livvie : fine . if it 's for us , then let it be us . caleb : wait -- what are you doing ? livvie : if you 're going out there to face this , you 're not going alone . i 'm coming with you . caleb : you are not going anywhere . livvie : i 'm not going to let them split us apart again . caleb : and i 'm not putting you in the middle of my war . livvie : it 's not just yours anymore . i 'm in the middle already . i am your lover . i 'm your partner in all things for all time . i 'm going with you . caleb : hey , listen to me and listen good . i am not losing you again . i wo n't chance that . it 's me that they want . livvie : so how can you just walk into their arms like this ? caleb : they 've tried to destroy me before and failed . livvie : but this time -- caleb : they 'll fail again . livvie : god , i hate this . caleb : i 'll be back soon . so soon , you wo n't even know i 'm gone . listen , there is something i want you to do while i 'm gone . can you do this for me ? i want you to wear this very close to your heart , ok ? livvie : your ring . caleb : it will keep you safe . livvie : oh , caleb , please . stay with me , please . i do n't -- i do n't have a good feeling about this . please stay . caleb : whatever it is , i 'll be back for you . livvie : you swear that to me . swear it . caleb : believe in me , livvie . believe . [ scene_break ] caz : you mean it ? i 'm not a vampire ? jamal : you 're a free man . no more cravings . caz : free . rafe : hey , free and human again . caz : slayer -- alison : lucy , no , look out ! caz : thank you . oh , god , thank you , thank you . thank you . oh , god , thank you . joshua : thank you , scarecrow and auntie em . you 're disgusting . i never did trust you . caz : i never thought i 'd feel like this again . joshua : if you like the way that feels , judas punk , i 've got this whole new explosive experience here for you . caz : whoa . my legs are still wobbly . rafe : you sure you two can handle it ? casey : yeah , yeah , no sweat , man . we 'll catch you up top , ok ? rafe : all right . reese : traitor . alison : look , one of these days you 're going to figure out that this was for the best , ok ? reese : how about you try some of my best ? lucy : alison ! alison : it 's ok , it 's ok . wow , you are really miss congeniality even without those fangs , are n't you ? reese : you know , i just hope i see it when caleb kills you all . alison : that 's fine , that 's fine . jack : all right , reese , let 's go home before they actually throw you in the water again . reese : i do n't need you to help me . i can walk myself . jack : ok , well , then walk , ok ? alison : ok . rafe : you ok ? alison : yeah , yeah . i 'm ok . we did it . we did this . rafe : almost . almost . i need you to go home now , ok ? alison : no , i do n't -- no , i do n't want to go home . i want to stay here with you and lucy . lucy : no , you need -- you need to go home . you 've done a lot . you 've helped a lot . it 's fine . rafe : she 's right . i do n't want you here when caleb shows up . lucy : no , we can take it from here . we can handle it . rafe : yeah . all right , we 'll take care of ourselves . lucy : we will . listen , i promise you that i will not take my eyes off of him . you know us slayers , we watch each other 's backs . do n't worry . i wo n't take my eyes off of him . alison : ok . rafe : it 'll be best if i just know you 're safe . alison : ok , ok . rafe : ok . alison : ok . ok . rafe : ok . alison : thank you for watching him . rafe : i love you . alison : love me enough to come home , ok ? rafe : that 's the plan . lucy : rafe ? rafe : hmm ? lucy : something has happened to ian . i can feel it . something 's happened . he should have had joshua here by now . he 's not here . [ scene_break ] ian : kevin , you -- you ca n't do this . kevin : ca n't ? it looks like i can . ian : listen to me . you have to let me go . kevin : have to -- have to -- oh , you 're right . i 've got to write that down in case i forget . `` let ian out some day -- year -- whatever . `` ian : i have to find joshua . our lives depend on it . kevin : yeah , of course they do . all of our lives depend on you -- our hero . thanks for that report there , chicken little . back to you , kevin . do i look like lucy to you ? ian : lucy -- got to save her . kevin : yeah , well , not this time . you know , i have saved lucy from herself more times than you can count . you 'd need more than two hands to count that high . but saving her is exactly what i 'm doing right now . ian : you have to save her -- kevin : from you . you know , you 're literally one of those people that can just suck a person dry . and even lucy deserves better than that . ian : you 're too smart to think you can get away with this . kevin : you know what ? i am smart , and i will get away with this . no one 's ever going to find you in here . home improvement -- it 's all in the details . now , there 's just one more detail to take care of before i can finish this project . [ scene_break ] lucy : what do we do ? what do we do ? rafe : do what you have to do . just go . go find him . lucy : what ? are you out of your mind ? i just promised alison i would n't take my eyes off of you . i 'm not going to do it . caleb could show up any minute . rafe : i know what you promised , ok ? but just go , all right ? just get back as soon as you can . hurry . lucy : ok . ok , i 'll track down ian , and i 'll be back before you know it . all right . oh ! rafe : lucy , what the hell happened ? lucy : oh . caleb . caleb : `` hell `` is exactly right . [ scene_break ] ian : if you do this , you 'll just be a murderer . kevin : well , that 's the thing . it is n't murder if the deceased is n't human . therefore , no one would condemn me for ridding the world of you . ian : i wo n't let you do this . kevin : you do n't seem to have much of a choice . [ scene_break ] rafe : just have the music ready , all right ? whatever happens , you stay back . whatever happens . lucy : be careful . caleb : so , you found my secret garden . i 'm impressed . rafe : yeah , so were we . but , you know , it 's not nice to take something this special and keep it all to yourself . did n't your mother ever teach you to share ? caleb : i was never good at that . and when people play with my toys uninvited , i get cranky . rafe : yeah . well , i guess i just got sick of waiting for an invitation . caleb : you should have left the band alone . rafe : really ? because i thought if i took your little electric nightmare orchestra and turned them into human beings , maybe -- just maybe -- it would improve their playing . caleb : you thought wrong . rafe : see , i do n't know . just go with me on this one because i 'm thinking we could even improve your songwriting if we could just add a little humanity . lucy : wow . cousin , that was nice . so , now ? now ? rafe : no . no , lucy , just stay back . caleb : not bad , slayer . rafe : thanks . caleb : but not good enough . you see , if you 're going to hit first , make sure you hit the hardest because you may not get a second chance . lucy : rafe -- rafe ? rafe -- caleb : it 's your turn now , junior . rafe : no , lucy ! caleb : you 're all on your own . rafe : lucy , the music ! the five notes . [ `` naked eyes `` plays ] rafe : no ! lucy ! [ scene_break ] jamal : caz , my man , some night , huh ? caz : best night of my life . casey : just goes to show you , man , it 's never too late , hu - man . caz : `` human . `` oh , i do like the way that sounds . and feels , too . jamal : yeah , even if you 're not immortal now ? caz : hey , my soul is my own again , man . jamal : that 's what i 'm saying . casey : speaking of souls , we did leave some people down there . the night 's not over yet , so if it would n't freak you guys out too much , you want to join me in a little prayer ? caz : a little what ? casey : trust me , it 'll come back to you as soon as we get started . and i can guarantee you somebody 's there on the other end and they 'll definitely be happy to hear from you . jamal : that 's a nice guarantee , huh ? caz : yeah . casey : hey , dude , it 's me . this is just a heads - up for you on a couple of our friends who are underneath our feet someplace nearby . there 's a big fight going down , and they could definitely need your help slugging it out . so look out and pull through for them , ok , big guy ? peace . over and out . jamal : amen caz : amen . jack : reese , come on . reese : just get away from me , jack . jack : i know it 's not what you wanted , but it 's not the end of the world . reese : yeah ? how would you know ? alison : look , this is all for the best . reese : no . you need to stay away from me . i should have taken a bite out of you when i had a chance ! alison : yeah ? why did n't you ? you always say that you want it , but you never do . why did n't you ? reese : it 's because of you . jack : because of me ? reese : yeah . you have this really uncool effect on me . alison : look at that . you actually make her a little bit nicer . reese : shut up ! alison : oh , is n't that strange ? reese : you know , i should -- i may not have fangs , but i can still -- jack : whoa . alison : hey ! jack : easy , easy , all right ? alison : no , no , that 's fine . jack : you two cut it out . alison : your little friend here is just too stupid to realize that you have a second chance . it 's not my fault . reese : what ? and be like you ? what a joke . do n't you get it ? i liked what i was . jack : and so did i . and i like this , too . come on . let 's go home . alison : do n't do this . this is just going to be livvie all over again . jack : i 'm sorry , alison . alison : do n't do it . reese : it 's not over between us . [ scene_break ] livvie : caleb , where are you ? come back to me . please come back to me . [ scene_break ] [ lucy coughs ] rafe : you ok ? lucy : yeah . yeah , i think so . i 'm sorry i lost the music . that player thing ended up on the bottom . rafe : no , no , look at me . ok . you 're lucky that 's all you lost . lucy : yeah . speaking of lost -- what do you think ? do you think it worked ? rafe : i do n't know . we should know in a minute . lucy : oh , rafe , what if it did n't ? what if it did n't work and he did n't change ? rafe : well , whatever happens , he 's not going to wake up happy , i can tell you that . lucy : no . [ caleb gasps ] caleb : son of a bitch ! [ lucy screams ] rafe : caleb ? caleb : congratulations . this is n't over . rafe : for you , it is . lucy : guess what , pal -- you 're mortal . yeah , hundreds of deaths gone . hundreds of years -- poof -- just like that . gone . caleb : i do n't need any power to kill you . rafe : no , caleb . there 's going to be no more killing , no more blood . lucy : and no more victims . rafe : it 's over . [ scene_break ] livvie : no ! caleb ! [ scene_break ] joshua : and so it 's finished . the king is mortal , which means he can be terminated . the king is dead . long live the new king , and welcome to his brave new world . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] joshua : hello ? livvie : you have just been disconnected . joshua : what ? livvie : where is he , joshua ? where 's caleb ? ian : come on , say something . say something .
ian regains consciousness to find that kevin is building a wall to seal him in . he realizes that he ca n't move , and kevin informs him that it 's because of the drug he injected . kevin sharpens a stake in preparation for killing his wife 's vampire lover . ian 's strength returns and he busts through the wall . he attacks kevin but thinks better of biting him . instead , he takes off to save lucy .
jamal : everybody ok ? alison : what just happened ? what was that ? jack : some kind of explosion , i guess , from the hot spring . alison : the hot spring ? oh , my god . rafe is down there . jamal : alison , no , no , do n't . alison : jamal , please . jamal : the whole place could cave in on you . do n't -- reese : yeah , sounds good to me . alison : i got to go . just let me get to him . [ scene_break ] ian : where 's lucy ? jack : still down there with caleb and rafe . ian : she 's where ? jack : she 's in the hot spring . alison : ian -- ian ! [ scene_break ] [ `` 1812 overture `` plays ] joshua : i 've always loved a percussive finale . well , i should have this little baby bronzed just to commemorate the first day of my glorious reign . here 's to me . here 's to me -- the last vampire standing . [ scene_break ] livvie : caleb ? why wo n't you answer me ? why ca n't i feel you ? i have to find you , whatever it takes . [ scene_break ] ian : lucy ? rafe ? can you hear me ? ian : oh , god . ian : lucy . rafe . come on , say something . say something . [ scene_break ] joshua : look , i do n't want to have this ridiculous conversation with you . i want every last penny transferred into my account . yes , i 'm in charge now , and your bank is doing business with me . hello ? livvie : you have just been disconnected . joshua : what ? livvie : where is he , joshua ? where 's caleb ? [ scene_break ] alison : look , you need to get your hands off of me , jamal . jamal : alison -- alison : please -- i need to get to rafe ! jamal : no . no , you do n't , ok ? i 'll go find him . ok , it 's too risky for you to go down there . i 'm not going to let you go down there . look , caz , casey , why do n't you guys watch alison for me , wait till the cops and the fire trucks get here . i 'll go find rafe . i 'll find him . casey : whoa , whoa , whoa , you 're going to go back down there ? that 's not a really good idea , jamal . jamal : yeah , but i still got to go . jack : and i 'm going , too . reese : yeah , what for ? it 's too late . everyone 's dead , except for caleb . jack : what makes you think caleb 's still alive ? reese : well , listen , if he rigged it with explosives , obviously he had an escape route for himself . he destroyed all the enemies that went down there to destroy him , and now he has his revenge . jack : well , i got to find out for myself . jamal : jack , let 's go . jack : let 's go . casey : hang on , jamal . jamal : no , no , no . reese : it 's too late for alison now . all she can do is grieve because her boyfriend 's dead . alison : you -- you just -- caz : whoa -- hey , hey , hey ! break it up ! reese : i hope caleb blew your little rafe into a million little pieces . alison : you are nothing but a nasty little animal . [ scene_break ] ian : you 've got a pulse . you 're breathing . you 're going to be fine . you 're going to be just fine . rafe : ian . ian : you ok ? rafe : yeah , i think so . how is she ? ian : oh , she 's fine . she 's -- she 's breathing , and she 's going to be ok . she 's going to be fine . i do n't think she has any broken bones . i -- she 's -- how are you ? are you -- rafe : yeah , i 'm good , i 'm good . ian : how 's he ? rafe : still alive , but he 's not a vampire anymore , ian . we got him . come on . give me a hand . ian : no . jack : rafe ! jamal : rafe ! hey . ian : jamal , come over here . give me a hand . jamal : hey -- lucy -- is she ok or what ? ian : she 's going to be fine . we got to get her out of here . jack -- jamal : ok , ok . ian : jack ! jack : caleb 's dead , is n't he ? casey : hey . is everybody ok ? jamal : casey , what are you doing here ? i told you to stay up there . ian : come over here -- you , now ! keep her head steady just like this . look at me ! keep her head steady . casey : ok . ian : you come with me . we got to find something to put under her . casey : i got her , i got her . go on . hey , lucy , it 's casey . you 're going to be ok , right ? i mean , you made it through this big explosion , so -- rafe : jack , come on . give me a hand down here , all right ? jack : why ? it 's not like he 's alive , rafe . rafe : yes , he is . he 's just fangless . he 's not a vampire anymore . now , come on . let 's get him out -- jack : no . rafe : what are you doing ? jack : do n't do anything . let him die . let the bastard die . ian : good . jamal : casey , you ok ? casey : yeah , yeah , i heard -- neck steady . i got it . jamal : ok . all right . that 's good ? ian : yeah . rafe : are you listening to anything i 'm saying ? he is not a vampire anymore . jack : i do n't care who he is or is n't , rafe . i 'm not lifting a finger to help him . rafe : ok , fine . fine . you do what you want . just stay out of my way , ok ? jack , he 's human again so what are we going to do ? if we just walk out of here and leave him here to die -- i mean , is that what you want ? is that who you are ? jack : who i am is not the point . rafe : i mean , caleb -- he 's destroyed a lot of lives around here . but from what i hear , lately you 've been doing quite a number on your own life . so this is your chance to turn it around . come on , man . do n't let caleb win . do something right for yourself . rafe : yes . grab that over there . [ scene_break ] livvie : answer me , joshua . joshua : caleb is not here . livvie : i know . i felt something . something happened , and i told him not to leave . joshua : hold on a second . you 're not tess anymore , are you ? you 're -- you 're livvie . livvie : either you tell me what happened right -- joshua : and he turned you , did n't he ? which means i 'm not alone . livvie : alone ? what do you mean ? what are you talking about ? where is he , joshua ? please , tell me . he needs me . joshua : you know , i was afraid that there was none of us left . livvie : what are you talking about ? joshua : well , i did n't think anybody had survived the attack from the slayers . livvie : the slayers ? they have him ? joshua : yes . they attacked us . livvie : i know , i know . something happened to him , and i need to know where he is . i need to help him , please . joshua : it 's too late . i 'm sorry , but he 's dead . livvie : no . joshua : they killed all of the band . they killed caz and reese , and they came after me , but i managed to escape with caleb . livvie : no , he 's not dead . i told him not to leave . `` stay with me `` -- that 's what i told him . i told him to stay . joshua : there 's only you and me now . it 's up to us . we have to avenge him . and i will protect you , livvie , i promise you . livvie : no , i do n't need your protection . i have this . i have caleb 's protection . joshua : caleb gave you the ring ? livvie : yeah , it 's mine now . joshua : but then , with this -- ah ! [ scene_break ] caz : i said that 's enough ! reese : so i 'm an animal , am i ? well , you treated me like one . you trapped me and made me lose my gift . [ sirens approach ] alison : you actually think that blood running down your face is a gift ? you feed off of people . reese : hey , do n't knock it till you 've tried it . the night caleb honored me -- alison : `` honored `` you ? wait a second . you actually think that caleb gave a damn about you ? you 're like his little puppet . reese : he 's welcome to pull my strings anytime . alison : oh , you are a little nasty little -- caz : hey , hey , come on now ! come on ! officer : hey , what 's going on here ? caz : officer -- officer : you -- start explaining what happened here . alison : i do n't know . why do n't you ask her ? officer : fine , then . you first . reese : i did n't see anything . caz : why do n't you tell him the truth , reese ? officer : reese ? that 's your name , huh ? come here . spell it -- nice and slow . [ scene_break ] rafe : come on , jack , give me a little of that extra strength you got . jack : what are we going to do with him next , huh ? rafe : i do n't know . we 'll talk about that when the time comes . jamal : hey , hey , guys -- rafe : jamal , come on . two more hands . jamal : no , no , actually , that 's what we need . we 're ready to move lucy . ok , we need somebody to clear the path , and casey 's going to keep her neck steady , so -- come on . jack : lucy comes first , as far as i 'm concerned . jamal : no , hold on , jack . rafe , can i talk to you for a second , please ? ian knows that you and lucy have your special slayer connection , and he wanted you to come , you know , just in case you can sense something . rafe : yeah , yeah . ok . you going to be all right ? jack : why not ? i heard your big speech . go help lucy . i 'll take care of things here . ian : rafe ? rafe : how 's she looking ? ian : she had a blow to the head . rafe : you want to move her ? jamal : rafe , this place could come down any minute . rafe : so , what are we waiting for ? come on . ian : let 's go . let 's move her . keep her head steady . jamal : on three ? ian : on three . jamal : you got it ? ian : yeah . jamal and ian : one , two , three . ian : just hold her head . casey : i got it . ian : ok , here we go . jamal : keep her steady . can you make it through there ? casey : yeah . jamal : keep going . rafe : jack ? jack : yeah , it 's under control . go . rafe : i 'll be back . jack : all right . gotcha . jack : now i 've got you , too . jack : it 's time to get rid of you once and for all . jack : well , well , well , look who 's up for his last look around . go ahead , struggle , caleb . go ahead . you 're about to realize what it 's like to have the life slowly drained out of you . caleb : you 're a little man , jack . you always will be . jack : oh , yeah ? give me one good reason why i should n't kill you , huh ? alison : rafe ? rafe ! jack ? jack , what are you doing ? no -- no , no -- jack : doing us all a favor , alison . get out of here . alison : no , you ca n't . listen to me . stop for one second . what if the water -- the water from the spring made him human again ? jack : no , he 's not human . he 'll never be human . fangs or no fangs , i 'm going to finish him off . alison : no , you ca n't ! that would be like murder . you ca n't do it . listen -- jack : well , i 'll just have to live with that . if you do n't want to watch , go ! get out of here ! alison : no , you ca n't . please , do n't . rafe -- alison : no , no . jack : get away from me . alison : ow ! rafe : alison -- you ok ? alison : yeah , i 'm ok . jack : alison , i did n't mean -- rafe : just back away , ramsey . jack : honestly , i do n't know what happened . rafe : just get out of here now ! jack : i 'm sorry . alison : jack -- no , rafe , stop ! stop , stop , stop . oh , god , i 'm so glad -- i 'm so glad we found each other . i did n't even know where you were . i could n't find you with all the debris . rafe : god , i love you . i love you . there 's not a lot of time , though . this place is very unstable . i need you to get back to the top , all right ? alison : ok . rafe : now . alison : but what about caleb ? rafe : i 'll take care of him . you just go . alison : look , do n't -- do n't be long , ok ? rafe : ok . alison : please . ok . rafe : be careful . alison : hurry . rafe : so , how you doing , morley ? caleb : you enjoying the show ? i am . rafe : well , as a matter of fact -- caleb : look , either help me or take a walk . either way , do it fast . rafe : why ? where you going ? you got plans ? caleb : yeah . i 've got to get to olivia . [ scene_break ] livvie : even you ca n't touch this ring , can you , joshua ? joshua : caleb is dead , livvie . and that ring -- livvie : no . no , you 're wrong . even if you were there and you saw it , i still would n't believe you because caleb is not dead . he ca n't be . joshua : they tricked him . they took away all of his power , all of his abilities , and they defeated him . alison : `` they `` ? joshua : rafe , lucy , ian -- they tricked him . and then , when he was human and helpless , they killed him . [ scene_break ] [ sirens ] ian : hey -- the ambulance is on its way . we won , and it 's over . just open your eyes now , ok ? casey : he loved her a lot , huh ? jamal : `` loved `` ? ian : i ca n't lose you , too . i ca n't . i ca n't . lucy : lose me ? ian : you 're ok . you 're going to be fine . we 're all going to be fine . jamal : see ? you were talking like lucy was n't going to make it . casey : i do n't get it . jamal : what ? get what ? and do n't go telling me `` nothing , `` ok ? casey , come on . you got to give it up . casey : i just thought i saw -- jamal : what ? casey : i got shook up . jamal : yeah . casey : i mean -- give me a minute , would you , jamal ? jamal : hey . casey : get a grip , casey . you 're just seeing things . reese : hey , jack , what 's going on down there ? is caleb still -- jack : yeah , yeah , he 's still down there -- what 's left of him . reese : you mean he 's -- jack : he 's alive . i should 've killed him when i had the chance , but rafe stopped me . reese : hey , back off , all right ? jack : now , if anyone deserves to die , it 's him . come on , let 's go . reese : i 'm not going anywhere with you , ... not now , anyway . jack : all right , suit yourself , reese . but your boss is a human being now , and so are you . this world can be a lonely place and a tough place . you 'll find that out . alison -- alison : what ? no . jack : i did not mean to hurt you . you know that . alison : no , i do n't know that , actually , because i feel like i do n't even know you at all anymore . jack : no , look -- let me explain it to you , please . alison : no , i do n't need you to . you need to take a good look at yourself and figure it out while you still can . the first thing that i would do to putting your life back together is getting rid of that . lucy : caleb ? ian : let 's talk later , ok ? lucy : he 's not a vampire anymore , is he ? ian : no . lucy : so , what happened ? i feel like the whole entire world crashed in on me . it does n't make any sense . ian : it was joshua . he was behind it . he wanted to kill us all . [ scene_break ] joshua : you and i are next on their list , livvie . you have to come with me . livvie : no . no ! i wo n't ever believe caleb 's dead if i do n't see it with my own eyes . joshua : it 'd be suicide for you to go down there . they 're out to destroy our kind . you have to remain hidden . we both do . i was making arrangements to go into hiding then you showed up . livvie : fine . you go do what you need to do . i 'm going to look for caleb . joshua : now , i understand how you feel . after serving him loyally for years , i would like to rip the slayers apart . but you and i -- we can not walk through that door . they 're armed with stakes . livvie : i have my ring to protect me . joshua : yeah , against other vampires . the slayers have ways around our magic . all we can do now is what caleb would want . he loved you . livvie : no , he loves -- he still loves me . joshua : i 'm going to take care of you . please let me serve you as i served caleb . livvie : serve me ? joshua : i know a place . we can go there where we 'll be safe . we can plan our revenge . it 's just you and i . we 're all each other has right now . we 're the only two left in the entire world . let me take care of you , livvie . trust me . livvie , can you trust me ? livvie : caleb . joshua : you know he 's gone now , do n't you ? inside . you can feel it . it 's all right . i 'm sorry . i 'm here for you . i 'll take care of you . [ scene_break ] rafe : you just said you wanted to get back to olivia . caleb : did i say that ? rafe : yeah , you did . tess is gone , is n't she ? somehow you got livvie back , right ? answer me . caleb : or what , you going to put me on the rack ? rafe : you turned livvie , and now you want her to return the favor and turn you back into a vampire . you just want to keep on using her , do n't you ? caleb : you do n't know anything about her , and you sure as hell do n't know anything about me . rafe : you better shut up , or i 'm going to leave you here . caleb : why do n't you ? huh ? what are you doing here trying to save me , anyway ? rafe : i do n't know . guess i just do n't want to see you die . caleb : so you really do want to torture me , huh ? rafe : best torture i can think of for you is for you to have to live your life as a mortal . and trust me , i 'm not going to let livvie anywhere near you . all right ? so come on . come on , it 's time to face it . time for you to go out there and take a nice , big , juicy bite out of normal life , all right ? let 's go . caleb : get your hand away from me . i do n't need your help . i do n't need you for anything . rafe : easy . caleb : ah ! oh ! rafe : you sure about that ? come on . [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] ian : i want you to have a normal life . lucy : then you stay and you fight for us . livvie : i think i 'd feel it in my heart if he was really gone . joshua : you have to let yourself grieve . rafe : now you 're on my turf .
joshua 's toasts his apparent victory and rise to power . ian goes underground to find lucy . when alison insists on finding rafe , jamal and jack go in her place . livvie leaps from the terrace at the villa to find out what happened to caleb . joshua takes steps to get caleb 's money , but a bank employee gives him a hard time . joshua is stunned by the arrival of a very angry vampire in the form of livvie . joshua tries to convince livvie that caleb is dead , and that they are the only two of their kind left in existence . caleb 's ring protects livvie from joshua , who merely attempts to touch it . caz steps in several times to break up the ongoing catfight between alison and reese . ian enlists help from casey and jamal . casey has a disturbing vision of lucy in a casket . refusing to help rafe rescue caleb , jack tries to talk the slayer into letting the former vampire die . rafe reluctantly leaves jack with caleb while helping the others get lucy out of the cave . while the police are occupied with taking reese 's statement , alison slips inside to look for rafe . alison is shocked to find jack holding a knife to caleb 's neck . rafe stops jack , who accidentally knocks alison down in the struggle . livvie cries on joshua 's shoulder . casey is stunned when lucy regains consciousness . alison strongly advises jack to ditch his new girlfriend . ian tells lucy that joshua rigged the explosion in an attempt to kill them all . caleb is anxious to get back to olivia , which leads rafe to the conclusion that she is now a vampire and that caleb wants to return to that life . rafe helps caleb to his feet .
alison : when that hot spring blew up with you in it , i do n't really know if `` scared `` is the right word to describe it . rafe : hey , it 's all in a day 's work . rafe , do n't downplay it . i almost lost you . rafe : but you did n't . and let 's not forget how brave you were , huh ? alison : i do n't know about that . but i ca n't believe that we actually got all of them down there , we got reese , we got caz . we even got caleb . rafe : yeah just washed all that evil right away . score one for the slayers , huh ? alison : you know what ? it 's kind of nice having my own vampire slayer . alison : who just happens to be the very best kisser in the entire world . rafe : ya know what i really want to do ? [ rafe whispers ] [ alison laughs ] alison : me , too . me , too . but we have to wait . i think we should wait here , just for a little while . rafe : you go home , ok ? alison : no . rafe : take a hot bath . alison : no , i do n't want to . i want to stay here with you . please do n't argue with me . i just want to stay here . rafe : then -- then go upstairs and get some coffee , relax . alison : ok . rafe : why do n't you just do that ? alison : ok , coffee i can get . but the war is n't over yet , you know . rafe : no . yeah , you 're right about that . we definitely might be in for a few more surprises . alison : i 'm just so glad that lucy escaped with only a few bumps and bruises . [ scene_break ] lucy : hey . what 's the matter with you ? u u look like you 've seen a ghost . casey : no , it 's just been a really rough night . lucy : oh , boy . tell me about it . casey : you ok ? doctors check you out and everything ? lucy : oh , yeah . yeah , they just said it 's one nasty bump to the head . casey : but you 're staying here , right ? i mean , more tests just to make sure you are ok ? lucy : well , ian is driving me crazy . he 's taken every test known to man . he keeps testing me . i 'm fine , thanks . that was nice of you . hey ! mary : lucy . you should n't be running around like this . here , sit down . lucy : why , do i -- i really look that bad ? mary : no , but i stopped by your place and brough you a change of clothes . lucy : oh , mary , that 's so nice . you did n't have to do that . mary : when i saw you come into that emergency room -- well , thank god it was n't serious . lucy : well , i think that 's because i have such a darn hard head , huh ? mary : oh , thank god for that darn hard head . lucy : thank you . mary : oh . i got to go . lucy : ok . mary : oh , and there 's an envelope here in the side -- lucy : oh , all right . mary : i thought you might need . lucy : thanks so much . i 'll see you a little later . mary : take it easy . lucy : i will , i will . ooh . lucy : ian . `` i love you . `` `` asked rafe to kill me . `` oh , my god . ian : hey . this all looks good . my letter . lucy : your goodbye letter . this is so very thoughtful . ian : you 're not supposed to get that until after everything was -- lucy : everything was what ? until all the vampires are dead and gone , including you ? were you going to do this ? were you really going to follow through with this , you and rafe ? ian : yeah . [ scene_break ] livvie : i know you told me caleb was dead . i just -- i ca n't accept it . joshua : you 're in shock , that 's all . livvie , you have to face the facts . livvie : the fact is i want to see him so bad it hurts . joshua : and the slayers also want to murder us the way they murdered -- livvie : no , stop saying that ! joshua : i have to take care of you . that is what caleb would have wanted . livvie : i just -- i think i 'd feel it in my heart if he was really gone . joshua : you have to let yourself grieve . livvie : it 's like he 's out there somewhere , waiting for me . i just -- i ca n't accept that he 's gone . [ scene_break ] rafe : where are your powers now , caleb ? now you 're on my turf . [ scene_break ] lucy : you asked rafe to kill you and he agreed ? ian : not at first , but then -- lucy : then what ? ian : then -- lucy : then what ? i never thought you would ever just walk away from me . ian : that 's what you think i did ? no , i -- i have no choice . i 'm one of them . lucy : no -- no , you 're not one of them . you have a soul and you are good . ian : i do n't know what i am anymore . that 's what i -- lucy : oh , this is -- this is just perfect . my cousin , the traitor . did you really agree to this ? you agreed to kill him ? rafe : i do n't like the idea any more than you do . lucy : why did n't you come to me and talk to me about it ? why did n't you talk him out of it ? rafe : talk him -- have you ever tried to talk this guy out of anything ? lucy : he 's your friend and he is -- he 's the man that i love , and you were actually going to drive a stake through his heart ? ian : if you 're going to be angry with anyone , be angry with me . i would n't take no for an answer . lucy : fine , i 'll be angry with you , because we talked about this . we agreed we would try to have a future . and then you just go and decide to do this ? ian : i want you to have a normal life . is that so bad ? lucy : that 's what you want ? then you stay and you fight for us . ian : i do n't know what i would do to you . i do n't know . lucy : i know you would not hurt me . ian : yeah . ca n't talk about this . we need to find joshua . we need to focus on that . rafe : yeah , he 's right . none of us are safe . and by the way , we can add one more name to the list -- livvie . lucy : oh , livvie is safe . she 's inside tess . rafe : nope . she 's back . seems caleb got what he wanted . and before we got to him , he turned livvie into his little vampire queen . [ scene_break ] livvie : you got to help me find caleb . joshua : i have someone working on that . at least that way we 'll find the remains , and then -- livvie : no , no , he may have been hurt , but he 's not dead , and he needs me . joshua : no , i do n't want you to get your hopes up . i told you , the slayers lured -- livvie : no . he may have been tricked by them , but he -- no , he could n't have been -- he could n't have been tricked by them and he would have gotten a message to me . joshua : livvie , he fought very hard for his life . you would have been proud of him . [ phone rings ] joshua : yes . man : he 's alive . joshua : what ? no . livvie : what ? what is it ? is it caleb ? joshua : oh , my dear . yes , i am -- i am so sorry . livvie : he 's really gone ? joshua : that was the final confirmation . livvie : why do i still feel his presence ? joshua : that 's because you loved him so much . his spirit will always be with you . livvie : no . no , is n't there some spell we can conjure up to bring him back ? joshua : i 'm so sorry . i do n't have that sort of power . livvie : he 's gone . but we just found each other again , and he 's gone . joshua : you have to calm down . here . drink that . joshua : good girl . [ scene_break ] [ monitor beeps ] chris : b.p . 's 110/74 . colleen : got a second unit of blood . chris : good , let 's get it started . caleb : get away from me . chris : sorry , pal . no can do . colleen : he 's down two grams of hemoglobin . i 'll get a second c.b.c . as soon as this unit 's in . chris : all right , let me know the test results as soon as you get them . colleen : ok , great . chris : and keep an eye out for any signs of internal bleeding , too . colleen : yeah . this will make you feel better . chris : well -- caleb morley . they tell me that you had your wings clipped . you know something ? not that i really care much whether you live or die , but , see , unfortunately , i took this oath , so -- caleb : i do n't want it to be like this . chris : oh , that . well , you see , your blood - sucking days are over . now you 're just an ordinary joe like the rest of us . caleb : i wo n't ever be ordinary . colleen : what 's he talking about ? chris : oh , you know these rock stars . [ caleb groans ] chris : call security . what do you think you 're doing ? caleb : i have to get out of here . chris : hurry up ! security ! [ caleb screams ] [ scene_break ] alison : hey , casey , i want to thank you for all your help out there . you know , it really helps having an angel on your side . casey : you know me -- always down to kick some vampire booty . alison : i ca n't believe we finally defanged caleb . i never , ever thought that i would see this day . casey : yeah , the big bat has finally crashed and burned . alison : mm - hmm . i only wish that his evil sidekick did n't slip through our fingers . casey : yeah . joshua is a really lucky vampire . alison : mm - hmm . well , i 'm just -- i 'm glad that we all survived . casey : right -- ian , you , rafe , lucy , and -- she did take that pretty bad spill , but she 's ok now . right ? [ scene_break ] rafe : we ca n't let livvie get to caleb . she 'll turn him the first chance she gets . ian : we 'll be right back where we started . rafe : which is why we have to destroy every last vampire . lucy : except ian . ian : come on , lucy , please -- lucy : no . we can do it . we can destroy livvie and joshua and anything else in this town that sprouts fangs . but we are not -- we 're going to come up with plan b . it 's that simple . ian : there is no plan b . lucy : yes , there will be a plan b because we 're going to find a plan b . right ? right ? right , rafe ? ok , fine . you two just stand there and be the strong , silent types . but you get staked over my dead body . [ scene_break ] [ glass breaks ] joshua : there you are . you need to get some rest . you really are very attractive . joshua : that ring will be mine , as will you . sweet dreams . [ scene_break ] caleb : do n't cry , my love . i 'm here . livvie : they all left you for dead . but i knew you survived . caleb : i 'll always find my way back to you . livvie : i never gave up hope . i -- i felt your presence in my heart and in my blood . caleb : they tried to kill me , but i had something more powerful than all their weapons -- your love . livvie : and it brought -- it brought you back to me . caleb : i 'll never leave you again . livvie : i 've missed you so much . i want you so much . caleb : i 'll never leave again , i promise . livvie : i love you . caleb : i love you . livvie : forever . i love you . livvie 's voice : i love you . i love you . love you -- caleb : you 're here . livvie : you knew i 'd come for you . nobody could keep us apart . caleb : come -- come closer . i want to feel your body next to mine . livvie : you feel so good . i 've missed your touch . caleb : everything will feel better now that you 're next to me . livvie : let me make you whole again , just like you did for me . let me bring you back to eternal life . caleb : i need to get to you . you 're the only one that can make me whole again . [ scene_break ] lucy : no answer , huh ? you 're not going to say anything ? what does that mean , you 're both going to still stick to the stupid pact of yours ? rafe : ok , we have to stay focused . we have to take one step at a time . and the first step is you -- you need to be getting some rest . lucy : do n't change the subject . what i need is for you to understand something . if you 're going to go after joshua and livvie and it means anything happens to him -- if he has to die -- then i have just become their own best personal bodyguard . i will not let those suckers die . i wo n't . rafe : you would n't do that -- go against your slayer 's code . lucy : you watch me . every time the two of you show up to do something to livvie and joshua , i 'll be there , i 'll mess up your plans . and you know what ? maybe i 'll just stick right beside his side . i wo n't let him out of my sight . do you understand , rafe ? if you want to get him , you 'll have to go through me first . ian : hey -- nobody wants this . but we 're going to have to face reality . if we want port charles to be safe , every vampire has to die . lucy : you -- you can ask me anything . you know that i will do anything for you . but i 'm incapable of helping someone hurt you or kill you . i ca n't do it . do n't ask me because i wo n't do it . i wo n't do it . i wo n't . ian : it 's ok . it 's ok . chris : sorry to interrupt , but we 've got some problems . rafe : is it caleb ? chris : yeah . you thought he was testy as a vampire , you should see him as a human . ian : what happened ? chris : well , apparently he prefers his old method of getting his blood . ian : you gave him a transfusion ? chris : we tried . guy went ballistic . he 's not too keen on the idea of being a mere mortal . ian : so he 's sedated now , then ? chris : yeah , up to his eyeballs . ian : he 's out ? chris : mm - hmm , yeah . just to be safe , i put security on him , so -- rafe : no , no , no security . i 'll handle it . yeah , got to stay by caleb , make sure livvie does n't get to him . i 'll see you guys later . ian : let me take you home , get some rest . lucy : no . no , no . ian : look at me . i love you . lucy : not going to work . you ca n't try and butter me up . it 's not going to work . ian : i 'm european . i got the accent and everything . come on . lucy : i love you . i 'm just so angry at you . ian : i know . lucy : i want to throw things . i want to trash this place . i should be breaking things -- actually , i ca n't because i 'm too dizzy . i think it 's because you kiss so good . ian : sure , that 's part of it . maybe the explosion has something to do with it -- shook you up a wee bit . lucy : no . come on . what shook me up is this letter . ian : let me take you home so you can get some rest . [ scene_break ] livvie : caleb . caleb . you 're calling me . i can feel it . if you 're out there , i 'll find you . i 'll find you . caleb : olivia . olivia . if i can just get to the door -- caleb : you again . [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] livvie : daddy , i need your help . kevin : livvie ? alison : caleb did get injured . he 's not a vampire anymore . elizabeth : oh , my poor little husband . caleb : you failed in your first attempt to kill me , so you 're here to finish the job . joshua : and i get to feel the life draining out of you .
casey is still visibly shaken by her vision of lucy lying in a casket . mary drops off a change of clothes for lucy , along with what turns out to be ian 's goodbye letter . lucy is furious with both ian and rafe for their betrayal . alison thanks casey for her help . rafe announces that livvie is now a vampire who will turn caleb if she gets a chance . after taking livvie to his place , joshua learns that caleb survived the explosion , but he tells livvie that caleb 's death has been confirmed . he drugs livvie and vows that both she and the ring will be his . chris and colleen care for caleb , who hates his new situation and tries to leave the hospital . chris injects him with a sedative as two security guards hold him down . lucy vows to protect joshua and livvie in order to save ian 's life . drugged , livvie dreams of a reunion with caleb , who has a similar experience . caleb tries again to leave his bed . rafe decides to guard caleb 's room himself instead of relying on security personnel to do the job . livvie wakes up and goes to look for her lover . caleb is displeased when joshua shows up in his room .
alison : why are you so worried about lucy ? casey : hmm . no , no , no , no , i 'm not worried . i was just asking . and you guys are really close , right ? and the doctor said she was ok ? i mean , she 's definitely -- alison : well , yeah , i mean , they said that she got pretty banged up , you know , in the fight , but you should really know that by now . casey : no , i -- i do n't know everything . she 's cool people . i really like lucy . alison : casey ? casey : hmm ? alison : do you know something that you 're not saying ? casey : girl , do i look like a doctor to you ? [ casey laughs ] casey : no , i said i 'm just concerned , ok , because she 's one cool crime- fighting chick . alison : well , she was really brave . casey : yeah . she definitely scored big for the big guys . good guys . alison : yeah , this time . so what are the chances that we all live happily ever after ? you know , i mean , once this last vampire bites the dust ? casey : i wish i could tell you as an angel or as a friend . all i know is that in every war , there 's bound to be some casualties . [ scene_break ] ian : all right . let 's get you to bed . lucy : no . ian : no ? well , you had quite an ordeal and you promised you 'd lay down for a minute . lucy : oh . i absolutely did not promise any such thing . in fact , i 'm not tired at all . ian : all right . what about something to eat ? what do you fancy ? i 'll make it for you . lucy : i fancy honesty , for starters . ian : lucy , come on . lucy : no , no , `` come on . `` no . i read -- i read this . you said goodbye . ian : we discussed this already . lucy : no . ian : and -- lucy : was i -- was isupposed to read this after you were dead ? do you understand ? i was supposed to read that and you 'd be dead . ian : i do n't want to discuss this anymore . lucy : i do . you -- no . i need to talk about this . i do n't care what you write . i do n't care what you say . you 're not going anywhere without me . [ scene_break ] livvie : daddy ? livvie : daddy , i need -- i need your help . kevin : livvie ? [ scene_break ] alison : hey , frank , can you put extra mustard on my sandwich ? frank : uh , yeah . is he meeting you here ? alison : no , i 'm going to take it back to the hospital . frank : well , sit down , make yourself comfortable . it might take a while . alison : are you sure ? because it looks a little -- frank : i know , i know . business has been slow . i 've had to cut back in the kitchen . it 's just me and bob . alison : ok . [ phone rings ] frank : ah . recovery room . yeah . look , you will get your money . do n't worry . ok ? i got to go . karen : so , when were you going to tell me you started gambling again ? alison : oh , god . mother , i 'm so sorry . i forgot . elizabeth : you forgot ? you locked me in the bathroom ? how do you forget -- alison : i 'm sorry . elizabeth : locking your mother in the bathroom ? alison : i 've just been a little preoccupied lately . elizabeth : yeah , well , so have i . alison : how 'd you get out , anyway ? [ scene_break ] caleb : what do you want ? joshua : do you want to guess ? caleb : you failed on your first attempt to kill me , so you 're here to finish the job . joshua : yeah , but this time i 'm really going to enjoy it . i 'm going to get to watch it . i 'm going to get to feel the life draining out of you . [ door opens ] rafe : vampire . [ scene_break ] lucy : `` there 's only one way to get back my life i once knew . that 's to feed -- to take another human being and destroy their life by drinking their blood . i ca n't do it , lucy . i ca n't perpetuate this horror . `` ian : there 's more . lucy : i know very well there 's more . the entire thing is seared into my brain , especially the part where you made that horrible pact , that agreement with rafe -- when every vampire is destroyed or cured , he 's to kill you . ian : i only asked him to do what he was born to do , and that was right . lucy : why did n't you come to me ? why did n't -- you did n't even ask me . you did n't even come to me . you did n't talk to me about this . you would just be dead and gone forever , and all i would have would be this -- this piece of paper . ian : did you read the rest of it ? lucy : i do n't care . ian : well , i care . because it says that i love you and that i love my son and that i love my life with you , and that i ca n't -- lucy : listen to me . what you ca n't do is you ca n't give up on yourself , and you ca n't give up on us because of this . you ca n't forget what we have . we have our magic . [ scene_break ] frank : this is n't a good time . karen : oh , believe me , there will never be a good time to talk about your gambling . frank : look , you 're blowing this all out of proportion . elizabeth : excuse me , frank . could i order something over here , please ? karen : take care of your customer . elizabeth : thank you . i would like a couple of poached eggs with toast , dry . some sliced tomatoes , a fruit plate , and some coffee , please . frank : all right , got it . elizabeth : and i 'll have a cosmopolitan while i 'm waiting . so there i was locked in the bathroom with -- for god knows how long because , you know , there 's no clocks in there . there 's no phone . there 's no food . absolutely no literature , and toothpaste is not classified as a food group , either . alison : ok . are you finished ? elizabeth : no . i want to know why you did that . why did you lock me in the bathroom ? alison : listen , honestly , we had a lot of things to do , and i did n't want you to get in the way . elizabeth : hey . did i hear you say `` i 'm sorry `` in there anywhere ? alison : no . and you wo n't . elizabeth : well , alison , i have just -- i 've been under a bit of stress lately . alison : why do n't you take a number and stand in line ? we all have . [ elizabeth sighs ] elizabeth : well , at least tell me it was worth it . i mean , what happened ? were you guys successful ? did you get rid of all the vampires ? alison : well , joshua did blow up the hot spring , and then he disappeared . although , caleb did get injured . elizabeth : injured ? how -- how can he be injured ? alison : because he 's not a vampire anymore . elizabeth : really ? really ? so no -- no fangs , no power . oh , my poor little husband . all alone with absolutely nothing , except me , of course . [ scene_break ] kevin : is it really you ? livvie : i 'm so sorry . kevin : oh , my god . livvie : i 'm sorry . kevin : livvie , you have nothing to be sorry for . all i wanted was for you to be home safe . how did you -- how did you get out from tess ? livvie : i will -- i will tell you everything , i promise . i 'm just really tired , and there 's some things i need to know . kevin : ok . what ? livvie : what happened in port charles with the vampires ? kevin : i -- i do n't know what you mean . livvie : they said they killed caleb , and you 're the only one i can trust , daddy . i need to know . please , you have to tell me the truth . please . kevin : well , i heard lucy ranting about getting caleb and the others . livvie : oh , no . he 's really gone . oh , my god , they 're going to come after me next . kevin : no . they would n't . why would they -- you 're one of them . you 're a vampire . [ scene_break ] joshua : rafe . i believe visiting is for blood relatives only . rafe : that 's funny . joshua : well , never mind . we 're always up for a good party , are n't we ? [ teens laugh excitedly ] teen : i told you ! it 's stephen clay . they 're using some other name on your chart , but i knew it was just a disguise . caleb : yeah , it 's me . teen : are you sick ? caleb : i 'm a little under the weather , but i 'll be feeling like myself real soon . teen : aw . well , can you sign this for us , please ? caleb : sure . teen : thanks . rafe : wait , joshua , do n't ! caleb : would one of you be willing to do me a favor ? rafe : joshua -- joshua : back off , slayer . you know what i 'm capable of . rafe : ok . i hear you . all right , just let her go . joshua : and then what ? teen : what 's happening ? rafe : you 're going to be ok . are you ok ? ok . oh , caleb . [ scene_break ] ian : this does n't make sense . lucy : it makes perfect sense , because we both know that this is the best way to get rid of your symptoms . so if we have to make love five , 10 , 20 times a day , that 's what we 're going to do . and if you complain at all , i will be deeply , deeply insulted . ian : i 'm not complaining , but you 're talking about 20 times a day . i do n't know . lucy : this is what we have to do . this is so you can live your life -- and we can live our lives together . [ scene_break ] kevin : he turned you into one of them . kevin : i always knew this was possible , but i guess i -- i guess i hoped against hope . caleb is dead ? livvie : but i can still feel him . you know when you have that incredible connection to someone ? kevin : yeah , because he turned you into a vampire . livvie : no , dad , i wanted this . i wanted this just as much as he did . it was the only way we could be together , and i begged him not to leave . i did . but he knew they were killing the other vampires , and he had to try and save them . kevin : that must be why ian was so determined to get away from me . livvie , the hot spring -- there 's a cure . livvie : no , no , dad , it 's gone . rafe and lucy blew it up . kevin : why would they do that ? livvie : there 's no fix for this . i 've been turned , and i do n't know how to live this way without caleb , dad . kevin : no , honey , we 'll figure it out . livvie : dad , he 'll destroy me . kevin : no ! they wo n't touch you as long as i can draw breath . livvie : daddy , i 'm so scared . i am so afraid . please , you have to help me , daddy . please . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : so what do you know ? i lose two pounds , and my husband is suddenly mortal . hmm . day 's not turning out to be so bad after all . alison : no , listen . he 's not your husband . elizabeth : yes , he is , alison . we were married . alison : i know that . but he just used you . livvie is the one he 's always wanted . elizabeth : why do you always feel like everybody 's using me ? alison : because you make it so easy . i mean , first there was caleb , then joshua . they both turned on you . elizabeth : joshua is grateful to me . alison : what fantasy world do you live in ? [ scene_break ] frank : hey . it was only a couple of poker games . do n't make a federal case out of it . karen : a federal case ? frank : while you 're busy working 90 hours a week , a guy gets restless . karen : oh , great . make this my fault . you 've been a no - show three times this week . victor is worried out of his mind that he ca n't count on you . frank : look , what i do is my business . karen : you think your gambling has no effect on me ? frank : you 're right . karen , i 'm sorry . but i swear to you , this is no big deal . i 'm only down a couple hundred bucks . karen : you know , it 's bad enough you 're a gambler . now you 're a liar , too ? [ scene_break ] elizabeth : no , what i 'm saying is that joshua got what he wanted . he won . there 's no reason for him to come after me and drag me off to his little pied- a - terre at columbus manor ever again . and if i happen to run into caleb somewhere , sometime -- alison : no . no , no , no . no , listen to me . you can not run into any of them , not caleb , not joshua , nobody . i want you to go back to my apartment and wait for me to call you , please . and take this doorknob , put it back on . elizabeth : so you 're really afraid something 's going to happen to me ? alison : yes , i am . elizabeth : ok . you win . i 'll go . and you 'll be happy to know , i 'm not mad at you anymore . alison : here . [ scene_break ] colleen : hey ! this is a hospital , not madison square garden . rafe : yeah , sorry . colleen : yeah . listen , i 'm really sorry about those girls earlier . caleb : actually , they were all very sweet . colleen : well , there 's a time and a place . rafe : i 'm sorry . colleen : yeah . caleb : used me as bait and still you could n't get joshua . rafe : do n't worry , i will . caleb : he wo n't be satisfied until i 'm dead . rafe : probably , yeah . caleb : quite a dilemma for you -- having to protect me . and your job would n't be so hard if i was n't such a sitting duck . maybe untie me , at least give me a chance to defend myself ? rafe : you mean untie you so you can find livvie again so she can turn you . caleb : there 's a clever little idea . rafe : i 'll be arranging for security now . the great stephen clay wo n't be receiving visitors any time soon . caleb : really ? [ scene_break ] frank : i ca n't believe you called me a liar . karen : i got a call at home , frank . you 're in very deep . frank : i was trying to save this place . it would kill my mom if it went under . karen : well , i have some money put aside . frank : i wo n't take your money . i did n't even want to hear about it again . [ scene_break ] ian : you make me believe that anything 's possible . lucy : i need you to promise me something , and we 're not getting off this couch until you do . ian : i promise to love you . lucy : hmm , you 're getting warm . ian : i promise not to make any decisions about our lives without consulting you first . lucy : that 's very nice , and you 're getting much , much warmer . ian : i promise that i will fight for my life and for us with every breath in my body . lucy : thank you . [ scene_break ] rafe : tell the guard that no one 's allowed to see mr. clay without a doctor 's permission . colleen : ok , i 'll take care of it right away . alison : oh , no -- what ? what happened ? rafe : i was this close to getting joshua , and he got away . alison : how ? rafe : he took a hostage , one of stephen clay 's fans . alison : oh , my god , is she ok ? rafe : yeah , she 's fine . where you been ? you 've been gone a long time . alison : oh , i know . rafe : you ok , or what ? alison : yeah , i 'm fine . guess what i forgot . rafe : no idea . what ? alison : my mother . rafe : i left her locked in the bathroom . alison : yeah , we did . and she finally got out . she took the doorknob off . rafe : i guess she was n't that happy , huh ? alison : no , she was n't . but i think more than that , i think she 's still obsessed with caleb . rafe : yeah , well , we can use handcuffs next time . alison : yeah , maybe . something like that . but i finally convinced her to go home and lay low until we contact her , which is really the same thing that i want to try and do with you . rafe : all right , well , here 's the thing . i -- i just -- i got caleb under wraps . i just want to get joshua . alison : i know . rafe : so the job will be done . alison : i know , and you will . i have no doubt about that . but first , i really think that you should eat something and at least take a -- like , a nap for just 10 minutes . i mean , we 're forgetting that we were almost killed , and we have n't even taken one second to appreciate each other . so , please , just say you 'll come home with me . rafe : ok , just for a bit . all right ? alison : ok . i 'll take that , ok ? rafe : all right . alison : come on . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : well , fancy meeting you here . looks like it 's my lucky day . [ scene_break ] livvie : how did this happen to us ? to caleb and me . kevin : honey , all that matters now is that you 're here , and we 'll figure a way to make it better . livvie : i do n't know how . kevin : well , that 's what you have a father for -- to help you work these things out . [ doorbell rings ] kevin : hide in the other room . i 'll get rid of whoever it is . joshua : let me in , collins . where is she ? kevin : i do n't know who you 're talking about . joshua : i need to see livvie . do n't be a fool . [ next_on ] caleb : what do you want ? elizabeth : you 're going to listen to every word i have to say . rafe : i 've off my game , and it 's putting everyone in danger . joshua : where is livvie ? kevin : do n't you mean tess ? joshua : you 've wasted enough of my time . do n't make me kill you .
after coming home from the hospital , lucy continues to vent her anger about ian 's deadly plan . casey 's concern for lucy arouses alison 's suspicions that the angel has inside information . karen confronts frank about his gambling problem after hearing him promise to come up with the money . frank explains that he 's trying to help his mother keep the restaurant afloat , and he turns down karen 's offer to help . after making love to lucy , ian promises to fight for his life . alison is somewhat embarrassed but unapologetic when confronted by her mother , who spent a very long time locked in the bathroom before removing the doorknob to escape . alison fills elizabeth in on caleb 's newfound humanity and joshua 's treachery . elizabeth believes that caleb needs her now that he 's human again , but she does n't believe that joshua poses any threat to her . rafe stops joshua from making another murder attempt on caleb . when three young hospital volunteers come to caleb 's room for an autograph , joshua takes one of the girls hostage , releasing her only to give himself the chance to flee . caleb has the other girls release him from his restraints . after making a show of being unable to defend himself should joshua return , caleb slips out of the restraints and sneaks out of his room . unaware that caleb is lurking nearby , alison informs rafe that her mother is still obsessed with caleb . kevin is overjoyed by livvie 's return , but he 's stunned to learn that she willingly became a vampire . he promises to help his daughter , who is devastated by her loss and terrified for her safety . joshua goes to the lighthouse and orders kevin to let him see livvie .
rafe : nice little pad you got hidden away here , joshua . although , guess what , it 's not hidden anymore , is it ? should 've known better than to trust elizabeth with a secret . but i bet there 's still a lot waiting to be uncovered -- ian : i got here as soon as i could . so this is it , huh ? rafe : yeah ian : this is joshua 's place . rafe : well , we better get to work , see what we can find . ian : what are we looking for ? rafe : i do n't know . it 'll give us a clue as to what he 's up to . ian : looking around this place , guess he wanted to be the big bat for a while now . rafe : yeah , just wish i saw it coming . ian : how would you know that ? rafe : i do n't know . i just -- you know , you 're starting to sound like alison . ian : i what ? rafe : you 're starting to sound like alison . we went a couple rounds on this whole thing . just i feel like if i had n't spent so much time just focusing on caleb , then -- ian : there 's no way you could 've known that he was going to be a bigger threat than caleb . rafe : wait a sec . you reminded me of the one thing we have in our favor . ian : what 's that ? rafe : it 's that this whole vampire thing -- it 's still kind of new to him . so , you know , maybe , if we 're really lucky , he 'll underestimate just how good i can be . [ scene_break ] kevin : alison . to what do i owe the pleasure ? alison : i was wondering if i might come in for a little bit . kevin : no . it 's not a good time . alison : why ? do you have company ? kevin : actually , i was just painting . but i could use a break . come on in . alison : thanks . kevin : so , what can i do for you ? alonon : i was wondering if you had heard from livvie or seen her ? kevin : if by livvie you mean tess ? no , i have n't seen her since you and your boyfriend used her to get caleb . alison : look , he needed to be stopped , and they did what they had to do . livvie 's voice : you tricked him , alison . you took away all of caleb 's power , and then you murdered him . now you 're after me . alison : and now i think the real livvie is back . kevin : well , if she was , what would you want with her ? alison : all i can tell you is that i really need to find her so that i can help her . kevin : like the last time ? alison : if you know anything at all -- just anything -- i would really appreciate -- kevin : i do n't . and i 'm not even convinced she 's back . alison : i 'm telling you she is . kevin : well , i 'll believe it when i see it . alison : look , i know it for a fact . and i also know that she loves you very much despite what she 's done , and i know she would want to see you . [ scene_break ] caleb : olivia ? olivia ? i 'm back . i need to talk to you . olivia ? what 's going on ? [ scene_break ] rafe : ok , there 's got to be something in here , something major . ian : anything in those papers ? rafe : does n't look like it . nothing out of the ordinary . just a bunch of sheet music . ian : the computer . rafe : all right . boot it up . ian : ok , here we go . password protected . rafe : of course it needs a password . everybody has a password -- ian : well , let me see if i can get around it . rafe : you ? ian : yeah , why not me ? i 've joined the 21st century . you know what ? if i do n't understand something , i 'll be up day and night trying to figure it out , and i think i have . rafe : all right . good luck . see what else i can find . ian : what are you looking for over there ? rafe : oh , nothing . maybe something could be hidden away in these pages or something . ian : hmm . it 's not very original , is it ? rafe : well , neither are secret panels . wow . ian : what ? rafe : joshua has a bible . ian : well , see ? maybe he 's not all bad . rafe : oh , correction -- it 's `` book of satanic rituals `` disguised as a bible . ian : ah -- book - of - the - month club , is it ? rafe : wait a second . what -- what is this ? look at this , look at this . see this ? all these pictures in here , all the buildings around port charles . ian : oh . rafe : look -- there 's the -- ian : police station ? what is that ? library , church -- rafe : the recovery room . ian : that 's strange , is n't it ? what do you think it means ? you think he 's going to try and blow up this whole place ? does n't make sense . rafe : yeah , well -- wait a second . look at that . look at that . the painting has -- it 's all the same buildings that he has pictures of . ian : will you look at that . that 's port charles , is n't it ? what do you think ? you think he 's trying to buy all the land or what ? rafe : no -- i do n't know . but whatever it is , joshua 's got more going on in that twisted mind of his than we ever imagined . [ scene_break ] kevin : alison , if you know something about my daughter , i 'd appreciate it if you 'd tell me right now . alison : i do n't know for sure . kevin : then you 're just being cruel . alison : no , i 'm sorry that -- it 's really not -- kevin : i love her . she 's my daughter . you think i 'm not as anxious as you to find out about her ? alison : kevin , i think that livvie may have been turned . kevin : oh my god . alison : i 'm sorry . that 's why i want to find her . i want to try and help her . kevin : you mean slay her . that 's why you 're trying to find her , is n't it ? you want to kill her . alison : listen , i -- i respect that you love your daughter very much , but livvie is not the same person that she used to be . she 's a vampire now , she 's like caleb , and you know what that evil is like . it nearly destroyed our town more than once . kevin : what about your friend ian ? is n't he a vampire ? i do n't see anyone gunning for him . alison : ian 's not like her . he was n't taken in by caleb . livvie chose to love him on her own . kevin : i think you should go now . alison : what ? why ? kevin : i told you i do n't know where my daughter is , i do n't know anything about her . and if i did , i would n't tell you . alison : ok , if you hear from her , will you please -- kevin : oh , you 'll be the first one i call . i was so afraid you were going to come out . livvie : you should 've let me kill her . [ scene_break ] caleb : olivia -- answer me . what 's happening ? caleb 's voice : there is something i want you to do while i 'm gone . can you do this for me ? i want you to wear this very close to your heart . ok ? livvie : your ring . caleb : it will keep you safe . livvie : no , caleb , please . stay with me , please . i do n't -- i do n't have a good feeling about this . please stay . caleb : whatever it is , i 'll be back for you . livvie : you swear that to me . swear it . caleb : believe in me , livvie . believe . caleb : something must 've happened . you 'd never just leave . i 'll find you . livvie 's voice : caleb ? caleb ? can you hear me ? caleb : olivia ? [ scene_break ] livvie : i hate her -- alison and her slayer boyfriend ! kevin : honey , i know you 're upset , but this is not the time to lose our cool . livvie : no , they 're the reason caleb is gone , dad . kevin : and i do n't want them to get to you . honey , do you understand how much danger you 're in right now ? livvie : i do n't care about that . kevin : honey , please listen to me . livvie : no , i said i do n't care . kevin : do n't talk like that . now , i need to get you someplace safe . livvie : please do n't bother . kevin : listen to me ! livvie : dad , do n't you understand that without caleb , i do n't care what happens to me . kevin : honey , i understand what you 're going through . livvie : no , dad , you do n't know what i 'm going through . the man i love is dead -- at least that 's what everyone 's been telling me -- and that 's horrible in itself . but i have this ache , this -- this voice calling out to me , telling me that he 's out there looking for me somewhere , and i ca n't get to him . kevin : i know that it hurts . livvie : no , dad -- kevin : but it 'll get better in time , i promise . livvie : all the time in the world is n't going to make this better . i still have this emptiness in my heart . and it 's going to be there with me forever . kevin : no . no , it wo n't . it only feels like that right now . but i promise you -- honey , i promise you , in time , it will get better . and i can promise you that because i know , i 've been there . and i will always be there for you . always . livvie : but you ca n't be , daddy . kevin : of course i can . livvie : have you forgotten what i am , what i 've become ? you ca n't be there for me . not for all eternity . kevin : no , you 're right . i ca n't -- ca n't promise that . livvie : it 's funny -- i have what everyone wants -- eternal life -- but without caleb , it feels more like eternal damnation . kevin : well , what -- caleb 's the reason that you got into this mess in the first place . livvie : it 's because i love him . kevin : i do n't think you know what you 're talking about ! livvie , you should be glad that the monster is dead . livvie : you said you understood . kevin : honey , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . i know how much you loved him . but you ca n't deny the truth . i mean , he has done nothing but bring you pain . he has done nothing but hurt you time and time again . i ca n't help but believe that you 're better off without him . livvie : then you should be really happy that he 's gone now , huh ? that they cured him of being a vampire and he died a mortal , so he 's not going to come back now . kevin : livvie , plea -- livvie : no , dad , please , do n't -- do n't touch me . please , i just want to be left alone . caleb 's voice : i 'll always be with you , olivia . i 'm the one you 've been waiting for your whole life . you opened my heart again , and then you gave me a reason to live again . you 're the magic . caleb 's voice : our new life starts today , this very moment . welcome home , sweetheart . livvie : caleb ? where are you ? why wo n't you come out ? caleb : come to me . livvie : find me . caleb : i 'll always find you . what else do you want ? livvie : your warm breath on my neck . caleb : i can give you everything your heart desires . you 'll never feel pain or hurt again , just my touch , my love . i 'm waiting for you , olivia . come . come to me . you 're finally ready to do this ? turn your heart over to me ? let it beat in time with mine . only then can you truly see me . it 's time , olivia . it 's time . livvie : i can still feel you with me , caleb , so how can you be dead ? [ scene_break ] livvie 's voice : caleb ? caleb , my love . caleb : olivia -- where are you ? i ca n't see you . livvie 's voice : i 'm right here . caleb : where ? [ livvie giggles ] livvie 's voice : right here . caleb : look , i need to see you right now . i just want to know that you 're all right . livvie 's voice : mm - hmm . but you have to find me first . caleb : i 'm trying . livvie 's voice : you have to try harder . you told me you 'd be back for me , but you were gone for so long . caleb : no . i 'm sorry . it could n't be helped . livvie 's voice : what happened to you , my love ? caleb : listen to me . let me see you right now , and i 'll tell you everything . livvie 's voice : i 'm right here . caleb : olivia -- i do n't want to play any more games , all right ? just -- something 's happened that i need to tell you about . olivia ? [ livvie giggles ] caleb : olivia ! [ livvie laughs ] caleb : olivia ! [ livvie giggles ] [ scene_break ] [ phone rings ] rafe : hello ? alison : hey . hi , it 's me , alison . rafe : you ok ? alison : yeah , no , i 'm fine . i just wanted to let you know that i went looking for livvie . rafe : you what ? alison : well , i -- i have n't really had any luck , but -- rafe : i do n't want you running around playing detective . it 's too dangerous . alison : i was just snooping just a little bit , and i even went over to kevin 's . rafe : stay away from him . alison : well , it 's not really like he gave me any help or anything . rafe : alison , listen to me . i need you to just stay put . alison : ok , but -- rafe : we 'll talk later . alison : hello ? rafe ? did you just hang up on me ? how rude . you know , i did n't know how much stuff you had to do , that might really annoy me . rafe kovich . one single pink rose . why can i never stay mad at you ? [ scene_break ] rafe : no doubt about it -- the places here in these pictures are exactly the same as the buildings here in the paintings . goes around taking these pictures , then has someone else paint it . how weird is that ? ian : you want to know what 's weird ? i 'll tell you what 's weird . rafe : actually , ian , it was a rhetorical question -- ian : i know what it is , rafe . but here we are -- i 'm a vampire , you 're a vampire slayer . we 're in the office of another vampire , staring at a picture , wanting to know why we are staring at this bloody thing of a world we used to live in . rafe : wait , wait , wait . ian , wait . look at this . ian : i do n't want to look at it . rafe : no , no , no . come here . the other side . ian : holy mother of god . ian : will you look at that . he 's stalking them , both of them . rafe : oh , my god . alison 's alone . [ scene_break ] alison : ok , rafe , if you think that this means that i 'm going to forgive you for hanging up on me just because you sent me a silly pink rose -- well , then you 're right . [ alison gasps ] [ scene_break ] kevin : livvie , i made you some tea . might make you feel better . i 'll just leave it on the table . kevin : livvie , did you see -- livvie : see what ? kevin : where i put your tea ? livvie : thank you . kevin : i 'll be in the den if you need me . [ scene_break ] caleb : olivia ? something 's wrong . you would n't have done this to me . they got to you , too , did n't they ? did n't they ? olivia ! olivia ! olivia ! olivia -- [ caleb screams ] caleb : you . [ scene_break ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] livvie : daddy , i 'm so sorry . alison : why would i be in danger ? rafe : this is obviously a warning . caleb : where is olivia ? joshua : she 's fine , because i intend to make her very happy .
ian joins rafe at ian 's hideout , where they realize that joshua has been planning his rise to power for quite some time . with newfound confidence , rafe discovers a secret room . after making sure that livvie is out of sight , kevin invites alison into the lighthouse , where she urges him to let her know livvie 's whereabouts . kevin claims not to know anything , and when alison informs him that she 's probably a vampire , he accuses her of wanting to slay his daughter . meanwhile , livvie is listening nearby and wants to kill alison for caleb 's alleged murder . kevin ushers alison out of the house to keep livvie from revealing herself . when caleb returns to the villa , livvie is nowhere to be found , but her discarnate voice speaks to him . while ian tries to crack joshua 's computer password , rafe finds a book of satanic rituals , in which photos of various buildings have been tucked away . when they notice a painting of the same buildings hanging on the wall , they speculate about what joshua might be up to . kevin promises to be always be there for livvie , who reminds him that she 's the only one of them who will live forever . rafe is displeased to learn that alison went out looking for livvie . after he hangs up on her somewhat abruptly , alison finds a single pink rose on the bed , but when she touches it , it turns black . rafe makes a disturbing discovery on the back of the painting , which is covered with photos of livvie and alison . kevin sees a newspaper headline indicating that caleb is alive , but decides against showing it to livvie . when wind blows through the villa , caleb finds himself tangled up in silk and lifted off the floor just before joshua reveals his presence .
lucy : hello ? ian : hey , it 's me . lucy : oh , thank god . i 've been so worried . are you still at joshua 's ? ian : yeah , i 'm still here . lucy : well , i 'm worried enough . i need you to come home . when are you coming home ? ian : i do n't know , but there 's something else we need to worry about . lucy : what does that mean ? what do we need to worry about ? ian : it looks joshua 's after alison . lucy : what ? why ? ian : i do n't know . i do n't have all the answers i need you to do something . lucy : sure , of course . you know anything . ian : get a room ready . alison 's moving in with you . [ scene_break ] rafe : alison ? what -- what happened ? alison : i do n't know , rafe . why do n't you tell me . what 's wrong now ? [ scene_break ] livvie : something 's happening . i can feel it . [ scene_break ] [ caleb grunts ] joshua : i 'm not quite who you were expecting , am i ? caleb : cut me loose ! joshua : oh , my . you are behind the times . see , things have changed . i do n't take orders from you anymore , master caleb . i give them . caleb : well , enjoy it while you can ! joshua : you know , from where i stand , you 're in no position to threaten me , especially given our new dynamic -- me , vampire , you , not . caleb : ugh ! where is olivia ? joshua : a word of advice -- do n't struggle so much . the silks will tighten and eventually they 'll strangle you . caleb : i said , where is she ? joshua : olivia ? your lovely young bride ? she 's fine . but she 'll be better because i intend to make her very happy . [ scene_break ] lucy : i do n't understand . you found snapshots of port charles hidden in joshua 's office ? ian : and the painting with all the same buildings in it . lucy : what painting ? ian : `` what painting ? `` it 's sitting right here . it 's got the recovery room , the police station , the hospital -- lucy : all right , that 's weird , that does n't mean alison is in any kind of danger , really , does it ? ian : i think he 's stalking her . lucy : what ? ian : we -- we found these surveillance - type photos . you know , it 's just livvie and alison all over town . lucy : whoa , are you telling me that livvie 's involved in this , too ? ian : yeah , i think he 's following both of them . lucy : ok , this guy is really weird . i want you to get out of there . ian : i ca n't , not yet . lucy : yes , you can . yes , you can yet . get home , please . ian : no , i 'm trying to stay one step ahead of him so there wo n't be any surprises . lucy : ok , fine . be careful . ian : always . lucy : ian ? ian : i said always ! i said i 'd be careful . lucy : i love you . ian : i love you more . lucy : i love you more . lucy : oh . whoa . oh , whoa . what in the world is that about ? oh , that 's not just my head . what is this about ? i do n't feel so good . it ca n't just be stress . oh , the room is spinning . ok , deep breath . you 're fine . yikes . oh . [ scene_break ] alison : after everything that you and i have been through , i really feel like this is just the last straw , you know ? rafe : ok . well , where 'd you get this ? alison : it just sort of appeared on the bed when -- a perfect pink rose . rafe : pink rose ? alison : mm - hmm . naturally , i thought that it was from you . rafe : this is n't pink . alison : i know . it 's not anymore . rafe : so what are you saying ? it just turned ? alison : it turned black the second i touched it . rafe : damn him . alison : hey , do you know who sent this ? rafe : joshua . alison : joshua ? why would joshua send this ? please tell me , honestly . rafe : i have reason to believe that you could be in danger from him . this is obviously a warning . alison : why ? why would i be in danger ? rafe : i do n't know . i do n't know . i do n't know why this psycho does anything . alison : rafe , i do n't want to do this -- rafe : listen to me . we 're going to show him that it 's not so easy , all right ? now , first thing , i 'm going to get you to lucy 's . alison : rafe -- rafe : you 're going to stay with her . alison : lucy 's ? why ? rafe : yes , because she 's a slayer and she can watch after you while i 'm out doing whatever it is i have to do . alison : no -- rafe : do you understand ? alison : no , i do n't want to do this . i do n't want to be separated from you again ! rafe : look -- listen to me . listen to me -- listen , listen . i do n't like this any more than you do , but we 're talking about a temporary separation here . otherwise , joshua gets what he wants , and he 's going to make it a more permanent one . all right ? come on . [ scene_break ] caleb : you really are proud of yourself , are n't you ? joshua : it never crossed my mind , but now that you mention it -- caleb : this the best you could do ? huh ? tie me up in some cloth ? that 's your idea of a victory ? joshua : well , the irony has obviously escaped you . caleb : the irony ? joshua : yes . watching you debase yourself ? i tried to warn you ahead of another fall , but , no , you would n't listen to me . then i had no choice . then i had to relieve you of your command . and what fitting poetic justice this is , here , this place , scene of your many humiliations . it should be the scene of your last . caleb : you know , you think you know about my life . you do n't know anything . joshua : i 'll tell you what i do know . i know how sad it is . you were once powerful , leader of a vampire kingdom . and now you have nothing and because of what ? because of love . you do n't even have love . it 's gone . and now you 've lost the girl . oh , my . it 's like a very pathetic b movie , is n't it ? caleb : the movie is n't over yet . joshua : keep telling yourself that . caleb : you think she 'll ever have something to do with you , you 're delusional . joshua : am i ? well , she already has . caleb : i do n't believe it . joshua : i do n't care . i know the truth . caleb : yeah -- a cheap vampire trick . joshua : which is ? caleb : lying to distract your enemies . the least you could have done is made it a believable lie . olivia with you ? oh , you might have fooled her for a moment , but sooner or later , she 'll figure you out . and when she does , she 's going to kill you . [ scene_break ] livvie : all right . i know what i have to do . i have to end this , once and for all . kevin : livvie ? what are you doing ? [ scene_break ] ian : come on , thornhart . they say a password 's always the most obvious thing . so , i 'll try to get into joshua 's head -- god forbid . let 's see . `` 666 , `` all right ? why not ? [ computer beeps ] ian : `` 666temple . `` [ beep ] ian : `` temple666 . `` [ beep ] ian : nothing . `` king of the bloodsuckers . `` [ beep ] ian : hmm . ok . think , think , think , think , think , think , think . even if i could get in his head , the possibilities are endless . come on . well , is n't that funny ? it almost looks like the camera is focused on the ring more than the face . worth a shot , right ? let 's see . `` jewelry . `` [ beep ] ian : nope . `` crown , `` maybe ? [ beep ] ian : `` bracelet . `` [ beep ] ian : `` ring . `` [ computer fanfare ] ian : `` ring . `` that did it . that 's it -- `` ring . `` i 'm in . so `` ring , `` what is that all about ? [ scene_break ] kevin : i 'm sorry , honey . i did n't mean to startle you . actually , i want to apologize . livvie : apologize ? kevin : i came down on you pretty hard about caleb . livvie : yeah , you did . kevin : i know what he meant to you -- still means to you . and it does n't matter how much i like it or not . i shouldn '' t tell you how to feel . livvie : thank you . kevin : it tears me up to see you this way , honey . livvie : i 'm sorry , dad . kevin : what do you have to be sorry for ? livvie : because i realize you were just trying to be a dad and look out for me . kevin : no argument there . livvie : but the same way you told me to trust you that things would get easier , i need you to do the same thing for me , too . kevin : i 'm not sure what you mean . livvie : what i 'm going through right now , what i 'm feeling , i 'm feeling for a reason . even though it may put you in some kind of pain to see me in pain , i need you to believe that i know what 's best for me . and i will let go of caleb when i 'm ready , not before . kevin : ok . i 'll back off . but i wo n't let you out of my sight until i know you 're safe . livvie : dad thing again . kevin : yeah , you 're stuck with it . livvie : i love you , daddy . kevin : i love you , too . livvie : you know , that tea sounds really good right now kevin : yeah ? livvie : yeah . kevin : i 'll get it for you . you know , this might be a little cold . maybe i 'll just go make you another one . yeah . oh -- livvie : daddy , i 'm so sorry . i 'm so sorry . i 'll make things better , i promise . [ scene_break ] caleb : so why 'd you cut me down ? joshua : you looked so uncomfortable . caleb : i would have tightened those ropes till your eyes popped out . joshua : believe me , i was tempted by that alternative , but , well , this is better . caleb : so you keep me prisoner . what 's the point ? joshua : the point ? the point is to watch you suffer . killing you would be a temporary pleasure , but this way watching you live like this -- for me , it 's a daily delight . caleb : yeah ? what do you have in mind ? joshua : well , i 'm not going to give away all my surprises . but it 's going to go something like this -- i 'm going to turn your life into a living hell , much the way you did with mine , only you 're not going to do my bidding . this is the way it 's going to work -- i 'm going to give you a daily report on my relationship with your beloved , our ever - increasing bond , kind of like a show- and - tell of my love life . and we will get closer . we 're the only two vampires left . but of course , eventually , she 'll want to start a family . caleb : you think you got it all figured out , do n't you ? joshua : oh , yes , i have , and do you know why ? because i 've carefully planned it . unlike you , i leave no room for mistakes . caleb : she despises you . she 'll always wonder where i am . olivia wo n't stop until she finds me . joshua : well , that would be true , except right now she believes you 're dead . caleb : dead . joshua : murdered by the slayers . of course , after a period of mourning -- i 'd say one or two weeks -- she 'll be only too happy to allow me to pick up the pieces . caleb : i would n't count on it . joshua : really ? well , livvie 's the only person that cares that you 're gone . so this is the way it 's going to play out . you 're going to live the rest of your sad , pathetic life under my tyranny , under my whims , under my demands , my temperament , and only for as long as it amuses me . [ scene_break ] lucy : hey ! come on in , you two . rafe : i guess ian brought you up to speed ? lucy : yes , he did . do n't you think it 's kind of ironic we 'd get rid of one nut and we got an even bigger nut -- or what 's that saying about `` it 's better the devil you know than the devil you do n't know `` ? rafe : yeah . oh , lucy , i 'm hoping that 's not the case . lucy : uh - oh . you 're -- you 're right . so am i . sorry . rafe : anyway , thanks for helping out , you know , letting alison stay here . lucy : well , of course . you know i 'd do anything for you guys , and besides , it 's not like you have n't stayed here before . this was your home . this can be your home again . anything that 's mine is yours . alison : thanks very much . lucy : hey . are you ok ? alison : no , not really . rafe : joshua basically , well , kind of freaked her out . he sent us a warning . lucy : oh , my god . alison : no , i know that this is sort of silly after everything that we 've been through , but -- lucy : no , i do n't think it 's silly at all . something is a little bit different . i can feel it , too . rafe , i do n't want to hold this . alison : ca n't you , though ? it 's like a different kind of a fear . it 's more raw . even after all the times that we 've ever fought caleb , you know , i -- i do n't know . i do n't know . rafe : hey , hey . alison : what ? rafe : hey . come here . alison : what ? rafe : come here . alison : what ? rafe : look at me . alison : i know . rafe : i 'm going to take care of this . all right ? i promise . i 'm going to get rid of joshua and you 're never going to have to be afraid again , not ever . lucy : hey , you know something ? rafe 's right . you know , i am making such a big deal out of this when joshua 's probably just small potatoes , you know , and we 'll get through this . we 'll get through this like we always do , right ? alison : yeah . lucy : right . alison : yeah , i know . rafe : all right , lucy , just keep an eye on her , all right ? lucy : yeah . rafe : i got to go . alison : rafe ? rafe : i will be careful . you , too , all right ? just stay with lucy . alison : ok , i will . rafe : try not to worry . alison : easier said than done . rafe : i love you . alison : i love you , too . rafe : it wo n't be long . ok ? alison : ok . rafe : it wo n't be long . [ scene_break ] ian : all right , joshua . let 's have a look at this , huh ? ok , expense report for your horrible band . no need to look at that . tour dates , is it ? yeah . ok . what 's this ? a list -- in code . what are you up to , joshua ? [ scene_break ] caleb 's voice : i knew i would never love again until i saw you , olivia , and then my heart started beating again . olivia -- my present and my future . you 're the magic , olivia . joshua : well , it 's been a very long day for both of us , so i will wish you good night . oh , i -- i would offer you a blanket or something from room service , but now since you 're a mortal , i 'm sure you 'll want to get in touch with all those human things , you know , being cold and uncomfortable , hungry , miserable , things that i will never have to experience again . caleb : you 're not fooling anyone . joshua : excuse me ? caleb : god , it must be frustrating for you . joshua : why is that ? caleb : wanting so desperately to have it all and knowing you never will . joshua : i do n't know what you 're talking about . caleb : well , let 's start with who you really are , joshua . and no matter how much you posture and all the threats , you 're still just a lackey at heart . and if the slayers do n't kill you , i 'm betting olivia does . [ scene_break ] rafe : livvie . what are you doing here ? we 've been looking all over for you . livvie : yeah , i know you have , rafe . that 's why i 'm here . i want you to kill me . livvie : you won , rafe . you got what you wanted . caleb 's dead . now , do us all a favor and end it for me now .
after finding the disturbing photos in joshua 's hideout , ian and rafe arrange for a very frightened alison to stay with lucy . alison shows rafe the black rose , which was pink until she touched it , and rafe assumes that it 's a warning from joshua . lucy suspects that there 's more to her weakened condition than merely stress . livvie feels that something is happening , but she does n't suspect that joshua has trapped her lover at the villa . joshua taunts caleb with ideas of getting close to olivia , but caleb knows it 's all talk . after trying several passwords , ian finally breaks into joshua 's computer with the word `` ring . `` joshua moves caleb to a cell , where he continues his tall tales of getting close to olivia . he admits that she would look for him if she had n't been assured of his death . caleb expresses the opinion that if the slayers do n't kill joshua , olivia will . after knocking out her father with a bookend , livvie waits outside rafe 's apartment , where she presents the slayer with a hand - carved stake and asks him to kill her .
lucy : we go . think this is just what we need . alison : yeah . some tea sounds good . lucy : yeah , ok , it 's kind of weird , but i do think of tea as my comfort food . alison : yes , and i think that we could use all that we can get right now . lucy : right , especially since i made you my famous homemade scone recipe -- ok , no , i did n't . alison : no , you did n't . lucy : i got them at the bakery , but they 're really good , i swear . alison : lucy , you do n't have to be going to all of this trouble , ok ? it 's nice enough for you just to kind of hang out with me . lucy : ok , but it 's no trouble , really . alison : you 're the one who was nearly blown up in that explosion , and i should be the one who 's taking care of you . lucy : well , no , because you have a -- a vampire coming after you , and i -- i promised rafe that i would watch out for you , and that 's what i 'm going to do . it 's just i have been getting these strange little dizzy spells every once in a while . alison : what do you mean , dizzy spells ? are you ok ? lucy : uh , yeah -- no , i 'm fine . and you are going to eat one of my not- homemade scones . come on . alison : oh , yeah . no , you do n't have to ask me three times . we 'll just sit here -- lucy : right . alison : and we 're going to eat these , and we 're not going to think about anything dark or scary . we 're just going to relax . lucy : right , and i 'm going to pour you some of my comfort tea . alison : yeah , no problem . lucy , what 's wrong ? lucy : nothing . absolutely nothing . alison : here . do you want me to call a doctor ? lucy : no , no . no , not at all . alison : are you sure ? lucy : no ! no , thank you . there you go . [ scene_break ] rafe : all i want you to do is show me where he is , all right ? i 'll handle the rest . livvie ok . rafe : livvie , i mean it . no tricks , ok ? this one needs to die . livvie : and then afterwards with me ? rafe : well , when the time comes -- livvie : i ca n't live without caleb . rafe : i said when the time comes ! now , what we need to do now is trap joshua . do you know where he is ? livvie : i do n't know , rafe . i do n't know -- i ca n't -- rafe : ok , ok -- livvie : god , i ca n't -- rafe : sit down . livvie : i ca n't concentrate right now . rafe : ok , ok . just tell me , when -- when was the last time you fed ? livvie : i do n't know . a while ago , i guess . rafe : listen , look at me -- i 'm going to help you . livvie : that 's funny , you helping me . thank you . thank you , rafe . [ scene_break ] caleb : i got to get out of here . i got to get to olivia . [ scene_break ] ian : ok , i get it -- it 's a list . a list of what ? scrambled numbers right now . come on . come on . whoa . what is this ? frank scanlon , what 's your name doing here ? [ scene_break ] joshua : welcome to your brave , new world , frank . frank : where am i ? joshua : what you are is the more important question . frank : what ? joshua : a few moments ago , you were a miserable wreck , deeply in debt , an embarrassment and a burden to your family . it was a life hardly worth living , i 'd say . and now -- well , how shall i put it ? your luck has just changed for the better . frank : i 'm sitting in an alley with no clue how i got here . i must be drunk . joshua : no , frank . what you are is a vampire . [ scene_break ] frank : nice try . joshua : you do n't believe me ? frank : that i 'm a vampire ? no . joshua : why does it come as any surprise ? you 've been a host to the dark side before , frank . think about it . how do you feel now , frank ? are your senses sharper ? do you still have despair flowing through your veins ? or is it something else ? frank : ok , i do feel different . joshua : of course you do . frank : but how could i -- joshua : become a vampire ? through me , of course . my plans require recruits . those recruits have the certain skills . yours are toughness and fearlessness and hunger for power , control , and respect . you 're my first recruit , frank . congratulations . frank : my god . my god , what -- what 's happened to me ? joshua : i 'll put it in terms that a gambler understands , frank . you 've just hit the jackpot -- ding - ding - ding . it 'll take a certain period of readjustment , of course . you 'll feel a hunger . to satisfy that hunger , you 'll have to feed . and you 'll create others like us -- on my command of course . we ca n't have too many vampires flying around . frank : this is crazy . you 're crazy ! joshua : do n't pretend you do n't want this , frank . you 've wanted this for a long time -- immortality , power , strength . you had it before , and then you lost it . and now you have it back . frank : i should kill you temple . joshua : now , that would be redundant , frank . it 's a bit too late for denial no frank . [ scene_break ] alison : why do n't you just let me call you a doctor , ok ? lucy : no , i have a doctor . ian 's my doctor , and he checks me all the time . i swear , i 'm -- i 'm sorry i snapped at you , though . alison : no , that 's -- it 's fine . forget it . lucy : i think it 's just -- it feels like all of us are on some sort of edge -- you know , like chalk on a chalkboard -- does n't it ? alison : yeah , i think that 's one mild way of putting it . ok , so we 're just going to sit here -- lucy : right . alison : we 'll have some tea and some scones , and , you know , have some girl time . we 'll talk about our boyfriends and maybe whittle some wooden stakes . lucy : there 's an idea . i have kindling . we could make wooden stakes , you know , kind of a little -- alison : matching ones . lucy : mm - hmm , yeah . [ knock on door ] lucy : it 's ok . vampires usually do n't knock . it 's ok . alison : please just tell me it 's not something evil . lucy : worse . it 's your mother . [ lucy sighs ] elizabeth : lucy , hi . lucy : elizabeth . elizabeth : i was actually looking for alis -- oh , there you are . what is going on , sweetheart ? i 'm starting to get the feeling that you 're avoiding me . alison : no , not avoiding you . i 've just been a little preoccupied with trying to deal with maybe the possible end of the world . elizabeth : well , just call sometime , that 's all . you have a cell phone . lucy : you know , elizabeth , i do n't mean to be rude , but i kind of like to be rude to you . what are you doing here ? elizabeth : the truth is -- lucy : hey , you know , maybe the truth would be great . elizabeth : i was just lonely . i mean , for the first time , i 've started to realize how important women are , you know , as friend types . alison : i 'm sorry -- `` friend types `` ? what are you talking about ? elizabeth : well , i mean , i have you . you 're my daughter . but , i mean , how long have i lived here in port charles ? how many months ? and , lucy , as an example , you and i have never even had the chance to talk or -- lucy : no , you know , we have n't , have we ? and i think that 's probably because i 've never wanted to . elizabeth , you turned the man that i deeply love into a vampire . elizabeth : i know , and you 're justifiably still upset over that . i 'm -- lucy : well , yes , i am , because you ruined his life . elizabeth : i 'm sorry . lucy : you 're sorry ? how can you be sorry ? please -- please do n't . elizabeth : i 'm sorry , i just -- you know , what -- it was n't personal . oh , god . you know , am -- ooh -- i 'm just so finished with men . that 's -- that is the truth -- i am finished with men . i 'm telling you , after what happened today -- alison : ok , wait , i 'm almost afraid to ask . what happened ? elizabeth : i should 've stayed a million miles away from caleb . alison : caleb ? oh , my god , what did you do ? lucy : you went crawling back to caleb ? elizabeth : no , i -- alison : mother . elizabeth : i heard that he was n't a vampire anymore , that he was just a man , and it was about time that i give him a piece of my mind -- which i did . alison : mm - hmm . and then what happened ? maybe did he dump you again , or -- elizabeth : after everything that i did for him , he never wanted me as a vampire , and he does n't want me as a man . lucy : ok , i 'm actually sorry to have to point this out -- especially since it 's so obvious -- elizabeth , he 's never , ever wanted anybody but livvie . [ scene_break ] rafe : stop looking at me like i 'm dinner . livvie : i 'm sorry . this is all so new to me . ian : hey . i got what you asked for . rafe : livvie 's here to avenge caleb 's death , you know , since he 's been destroyed . ian : oh , that 's sweet . livvie : you have it , do n't you ? blood -- i can sense it . you 're one of us , are n't you ? ian : unfortunately , yes . livvie : eternal life is a gift , ian . ian : i do n't share the same enthusiasm on the subject . rafe : all right , come on , come on . let 's give it to her . she needs to feed . she offered to help us hunt down joshua , ok ? ian : ugh . quite an appetite there . ian : she does n't know caleb is alive , does she ? rafe : no . joshua went through a lot of trouble to make sure that livvie did n't find out about caleb 's recovery . for some reason , he does n't want those two love bats together any more than we do . she asked me to kill her . ian : livvie ? rafe : yeah . ian : there 's a lot of that going around , is n't there -- vampires asking you to put them out of their misery ? could you have done it ? rafe : yep . ian : so , what stopped you ? rafe : it 's complicated . ian : i 'm sure it is . rafe : i mean , i was going to do it , but i figured we could use her to get joshua . ian : that 's the only reason ? rafe : well , i had the stake over my head and i was ready to do it , but then i -- i just saw something in her eyes . i saw humanity . ian : well , that 's the problem , is n't it ? there 's always enough humanity to remind us of what we 'll never be again . rafe : what ? ian : nothing . rafe : look , you know , just because i hesitated with livvie does n't mean i 'm going to do the same thing with joshua . i mean , there 's nothing remotely human about that guy . ian : i second that . rafe : ok . so did you find anything ? ian : yeah . i found this on joshua 's computer . it 's a -- it 's a list , encoded list . look at this -- `` frank scanlon . `` rafe : frank ? ian : mm - hmm . threw me , too . rafe : what do you think it means ? ian : i do n't know . i tried calling him . i could n't get a hold of him , so i 'm going to go over to the bar , see if he 's there . rafe : you feel better ? livvie : yes , thank you , and i figured out how to get to joshua , so let 's go . rafe : you want to tell me where it is we 're going ? livvie : on the way . come on . rafe : all right . are you coming ? ian : i 'll be right behind you . i got a phone call to make . rafe : all right , just lock up on the way out . ian : mm - hmm . you forgot your -- you forgot your phone . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : i mean , and as disgusting as the feeding part was , i have to tell you , the sex was just so incredible . alison : oh , my god , what is the matter with you ? we do n't need to know that ! elizabeth : lucy , come on , you can concur . i mean , you know , the sex with ian is -- [ phone rings ] lucy : thank you . excuse me . hello ? ian : hey . lucy : you have no idea how good it is to hear your voice . ian : same here . everything all right ? lucy : well , it was going swell , except when my new best friend elizabeth just showed up . ian : sounds like quite a party . lucy : she wo n't be quiet . i can not get her to stop talking . i 'm going to pitch her out my window . ian : i do n't think that would stop her , do you ? lucy : no . i miss you so much . when are you coming home ? ian : i 'll -- i 'll be home soon . just watch your back , all right ? lucy : i 'd rather you watch it . i love you . elizabeth : i know , but you were n't there . alison : so , let me just get this straight . you waltzed back into the man 's life who treated you like dirt ? elizabeth : well , i thought it was about time that he knows what i really feel like that i am valuable and that he really does n't deserve me . lucy : oh , gosh , do n't tell me -- i bet he just did n't get that , did he ? elizabeth : well , he pretended to . he pretended so convincingly that , once again , he managed to smooth - talk me into -- alison : smooth - talk you into what ? elizabeth : well , he just really wanted to get out of the hospital . lucy : please , oh , please tell me you did n't . elizabeth : well , he said that he wanted to be with me , that we would go together . lucy : you helped him escape , that 's what you did . he escaped , right ? alison : what is the matter with you ? honestly ! my god ! i have to call rafe and let him know that -- lucy : call rafe , call rafe . alison : he 's escaped . what is the matter -- why ? please answer . please , please , please . [ scene_break ] joshua : take it easy , frank . frank : you just told me i 'm a blood - drinking freak . how am i supposed to feel ? joshua : you 'll have to get used to your new condition . frank : well , what if i do n't want to ? joshua : i have every confidence you 'll be a credit to our race . every other recruit i 've picked will be just like you -- they 'll be a tough fighter . frank : you keep talking about the others . what are you up to ? joshua : forget about that . why do n't you just focus on all the new things that will come your way . frank : like what ? you going to magically turn me into a winner , take away my debt ? joshua : for a start , which should make your lovely lady happy . not to mention she 'll be very satisfied with all the new energy you have . frank : you leave karen out of this . joshua : i 'll take care of all your needs , frank . frank : how do you know what i need ? you know nothing about me . joshua : well , for a start , you 're a hard worker , but you never quite make enough . you 're a real standup guy , but you do n't win any prizes . frank : shut up . joshua : you thought you were going to be somebody . where are you ? working behind the bar , picking up broken bodies , waiting for your life to begin . well , ta - da -- here it is , frank . frank : so , now what ? joshua : just carry on as normal , except now you 're richer and more powerful . frank : you 're not giving me all this without something in return . joshua : boy , i got lucky -- tough and smart . frank : what kind of dirty work do i have to do for you and caleb ? joshua : no caleb . caleb 's history . but as for you , you 're about to get your first assignment . [ scene_break ] rafe : joshua ! livvie : caleb should be here with me . this would 've been our home . rafe : that 's nice . that 's -- that 's sweet , nice and cozy . livvie : god , rafe , i miss him so much . rafe : can you do me a favor ? can you stop talking about caleb for just five seconds ? now , you said joshua would be here . where is he ? livvie : he 'll come . you 'll see . he 'll come . rafe : right , because he knows you 're going to return to your old haunts , right ? livvie : look , joshua wants me , rafe . not the way caleb did , but he wants me -- his ego or something . i have no idea . rafe : not just you . livvie : what ? rafe : never mind . it 's not important right now . so , what are we going to do ? we just going to sit around here and what , take a tour of the old family dungeons ? what ? what ? livvie : i have power now , and i 've learned how to get things , thanks to caleb . livvie : joshua ! joshua ! i need you ! come to me ! come to me ! livvie 's voice : come to me , joshua . come to me . caleb : she would never ask for him . livvie 's voice : come to me . come to me . caleb : ugh ! it 's just joshua . it 's just joshua trying to play tricks with your head . [ scene_break ] ian : victor ? victor : i hope you did n't come in here for a quick dinner , because if you did , i 'd advise you to go somewhere else . ian : slow down . i 'm looking for frank . victor : join the club . ian : you have n't seen him ? victor : i have n't seen him today , i have n't seen him yesterday . missed two shifts in row . he 's supposed to be helping me . ian : do you have any idea where he might me ? victor : no . why do n't you come around tomorrow ? he may decide to show up , too , if i do n't fire him first . ian : i 'm going to come back later . do me a favor , if you see him before i do , tell him to give me a call . it 's important . victor : right . [ scene_break ] frank : lucy . lucy : frank , hi . frank : hey , i 'm sorry to come by so late . lucy : it 's ok . it 's -- it 's fine . frank : you -- you seem kind of nervous . something wrong ? lucy : no . oh , i just -- i 've had tea . i 've had way too much tea today . frank : can i come in ? lucy : uh , no . i mean , you could , but you do n't want to because , see , alison 's mom , elizabeth , is here , and she 's telling us her life story . she 's only up to her first prom , her first kiss or something . you do n't want to . take your life in your own hands . do n't . frank : it 's kind of important , and it wo n't take long . lucy : ok , well , do n't say i did n't warn you . come in . [ scene_break ] joshua : good boy , frank . you do your work , and i can do mine . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] joshua : how could you do this -- take the side of a slayer against your own kind ? livvie : but my own kind killed my husband , remember ? ian : i 've got to find him . karen : what kind of trouble do you think that frank is in ? lucy : frank , there 's something really different about you . i just ca n't seem to put my finger on it .
when lucy has another dizzy spell , alison 's suggestion to call a doctor sets her on edge . elizabeth stops by the lighthouse to look for alison , then announces that she 's lonely for female friends . taking the opportunity for some girl talk , she describes her sex life with caleb , which appalls her daughter . livvie lies down on rafe 's bed after a weak spell . caleb vows to get to olivia , but his efforts are in vain . ian decodes the first item on joshua 's list , which turns out to be frank 's name . a confused frank does n't believe joshua 's claim that they are both vampires until joshua reveals his fangs . alison and lucy are furious with elizabeth for being taken in by caleb 's charms again and helping him escape . at rafe 's request , ian delivers some blood to livvie , who realizes that he is also a vampire . joshua is prepared to get frank out of debt in return for doing his bidding . he gives frank his first assignment . at the villa , livvie uses her new powers to summon joshua . caleb hears her voice and assumes that joshua is playing a trick on him . ian asks victor to have frank call him as soon as possible . frank goes to the lighthouse .
ian : all right , rafe , i 'm just going to keep leaving messages on your machine . i 'm still looking for frank . i have no idea where he is . i 'm going to try the recovery room one more time . got to find out why his name is on joshua 's list . i hope you check this . come on , frank , where are you ? kevin : ah . other one down . now , where is that bartender ? ian : oh , for god 's sake . kevin : hey , dr . dracula . ian : i 'm in no mood . kevin : wow , what 'll it be ? bloody mary , maybe ? ian : how 's the business ? brick anyone in lately ? kevin : oh , if only . ian : got a lot of nerve showing up here after what you tried to do to me . kevin : call the cops . oh , wait , we ca n't do that . then you 'd have to tell them what you are . that 's right , vampire , walk away . ian : there 's a lot of things about this condition that might not get to me , but the one thing is that i ca n't really fight you because it would n't be fair . so i would love just 30 seconds of normalcy so i could kick your miserable ass -- just 30 seconds , tops . karen : ian , hey . ian : have you seen frank ? karen : no , i 've been looking for him , too . i ca n't find him anywhere . kevin : do n't i rate a `` hello `` ? ian : he might be in trouble . karen : oh , guess you heard about the gambling then , huh ? ian : gambling ? karen : he 's at it again , worse than ever , but -- that is what you meant , is n't it ? ian : maybe we should -- karen : no , no , no , ian , if it 's not the gambling , what kind of trouble are we talking about ? frank : lucy . lucy : frank . hi . frank : hey , i 'm sorry to come by so late . lucy : it 's ok . it 's -- it 's fine . frank : you seem kind of nervous . something wrong ? lucy : no . no , i just -- i have tea . i 've had way too much tea today . frank : can i come in ? lucy : no . i mean , you could , but you do n't want to because , see , alison 's mom , elizabeth , is here and she 's telling us her life story and she 's only up to her first prom , her first kiss or memething . you do n't want to . take your life in your own hands , don't . frank : yeah , it 's kind of important and it wo n't take long . lucy : no -- alison : frank , hi . i thought that was you . frank : hey , alison . you do n't mind , do you , lucy ? lucy : i do -- frank : hey . alison : hi . frank : elizabeth , hi . alison : i was wondering if we could get your expert opinion on sometngng . lucy really is n't feeling very well -- lucy : no , no . alison : and i think it has something to do with other than the explosion . lucy : no , alison , don't . please don't . frank : do n't what ? is there a problem ? alison : i thk so . i really think that maybe she needs a good look - over . i was wondering if maybe you could do that . frank : well , i guess a paramedic counts as an expert opinn , n , but -- lucy : well , no , thanks , i -- really , i am fine . frank , i 'm sorry , i do n't mean to be rude , but really , it 's not a good time for me to talk right now if that 's ok with you . frank : lucy , i heard about the explosion -- joshua : good boy , frank . you do your work , then i can do mine . lucy : i am fine . i 'd much , much rather talk about you . frank : what about me ? elizabeth : alison ? alison : what ? elizabeth : something is wrong here . i can -- i can feel it . alison : i know . that 's why i asked frank to look over lucy . elizabeth : no , no , no , no , not lucy , with frank . there 's something -- alison : no . elizabeth : there 's something strange . alison : no , no , frank has been an old friend of lucy 's forever . frank : lucy , i think you 've got a chill , maybe a fever . here -- lucy : no , i 'm fine , really , just shivering . alison : no , stop . lucy , you 're not fine . i saw that , too . look , let me just get you a sweater or something , ok ? lucy : yeah , alison , go to my room and find a big , thick one , thank you . alison : ok , i will . lucy : um -- you know , i think alison 's right . i mean , i just need some extra protection , maybe . frank : maybe so . lucy : because i just ca n't shake this feeling . frank : what feeling ? lucy : frank , there 's something really different about you . i just ca n't seem to put my finger on it . caleb : it 's not her voice , it 's not her voice , it 's -- [ caleb sighs ] caleb : it was just joshua 's cheap tricks . caleb : oh . comen , get a grip . focus , caleb , focus . he is new at this . he 's new at this and you can beat him , even like this . you could still beat him . livvie : all right , joshua , come to me . you ca n't just ignore my call and you ca n't stay away forever . and when you do get here , i promise i 'll be ready for you . livvie : joshua . joshua : did i startle you ? livvie : no . no , in fact , i 'm glad you came . joshua : of course i came . i heard you calling for me , begging to see me . whenever you need me , i 'll be there for you . rafe : how touching , vampire . joshua : you . ian : not here . kevin : oh , come on . can i play ? karen : ian , please answer me . wh k kind of trouble do you think that frank is in ? ian : i do n't know , but i 've got to find him . karen : well , so do i , but i 've looked everywhere . i 've looked at home , at work . i do n't know where else to look . kevi that sounds like a man who does n't want to be found . ian : how long has he been gambling ? karen : i do n't know , but he 's lost a lot of money and he 's under a lot of pressure . ian : what kind of pressure ? karen : well , business at the bar has been down , so he 's been working double shifts to try and make ends meet . so he thought if he got this one win , he would get back on his feet , butt't 's just gotten worse . ian : so he 's pretty desperate , might -- might turn to anyone for help . karen : what is it , ian ? what are you thinking ? ian : i do n't know . nothing concrete . karen : well , for nothing concrete , you sure put your finger on it . that 's exactly what i 'm scared of frank getting involved in , that he 's going to get mixed up with somebody , and he needs help before -- [ karen sighs ] karen : you just do n't know how bad it got last time . ian : well , this time 's going to be fine because we 'll find him , we 'll take care of him . kevin : oh , there it is . high - ho , silver . a hero to the rescue . ian : i thought i told you -- kevin : a woman in distress , ian rides again . karen : this is none of your business , kevin . kevin : you know , karen , before you cry on that particular shoulder , you should know that it 's connected to a vampire . karen : what ? kevin : oh , i was n't -- yes , i 'm afraid dr . thornhart ? vampire . frank : well , whatever 's making you sick , lucy , is also making you paranoid . i 'm the same frank scanlon you 've always known . lucy : i do n't think so . frank : listen -- lucy : no , i always listen to my instincts , and they 're telling me that something 's really off , something 's different about you . frank : about me ? lucy : yes . come on , frank , what is it ? you been working too hard ? cause you 're just not like you . in fact -- [ glass breaks ] elizabeth : oh , my god . lucy : elizabeth -- elizabeth -- elizabeth : sorry . i 'm sorry . lucy : it 's ok . elizabeth : i spilled -- lucy : it 's ok . frank : actually , elizabeth , i would n't mind talking to lucy alone , if you do n't mind . lucy : uh -- elizabeth : no . lucy : no , you know what , actually , you ca n't because -- you know , i just asked you , remember , to take this note i ian . i need you to do that right away . we forgot . elizabeth : yeah , um , and alison was going to come with me . lucy : she 'll be fine and i 'll send her -- elizabeth : tell her to meet me immediately . lucy : right away , as soon as i can . and hurry . he 's needing that note , so hurry . elizabeth : ok . lucy : thanks . frank : what was in the note , lucy ? lucy : some girl thing , shopping things i needed that i forgot . frank : hmm . elizabeth seemed pretty nervous when she read it lucy : well , i 'm really nervous now , frank , because there is definitely something different about you . frank : oh , you know how it is , lucy -- life throws you a curve , you roll with it . lucy : and does this particular curve happen to have fangs ? frank : that 's it . that 's enough . lucy : frank -- frank -- frank : i do n't have time for this , slayer . lucy : oh , my god . so it is true , you are a vampire . frank : very good . feeling better now ? now that we have the introductions out of the way , you are going to do exactly what i say . man : yo , morley . enjoying chilling out ? caleb : listen , whatever joshua promised you , i 'll give you 10 times that . just let me out . i 'm more powerful than he 'll ever be . man : you 're only mortal , man . joshua 's the master . i 'd die for the boss . caleb : yeah ? well , you may end up just doing that . hey , old time 's sake -- those voices , who 's out there ? man : beats me . the boss . some guy and a chick . caleb : olivia . caleb : olivia . rafe : what 's the matter , josh , surprised to see me ? joshua : you could say that , yes . livvie : then again , life is full of surprises , is n't it ? joshua : you know , to be honest with you , i did n't expect this . i did n't expect it in the slightest . how could you do this , take the side of a slayer against your own kind ? livvie : but my own kind killed my husband , remember ? my own kind killed caleb , the man i love . and if i had to make a deal with the devil himself , i 'd get you back for his murder . joshua : murdered ? caleb ? well , now , is n't that an interesting version of the truth , rafe ? rafe : you would n't know the truth if it walked up and drove you through with a stake . livvie : truth ? what does he mean , the truth ? rafe : come here . you know better than to listen to anything this guys says . now , wait for me outside and i 'll finish this , all right ? livvie : but -- rafe : no , listen to what i said ! go ! rafe : now , where were we ? joshua : you know , she did n't have to leave the room . i do n't want her to know that caleb 's alive any more than you do , so we do have something in common . rafe : no , we do n't have anything in common . joshua : all right , all i was simply saying was that we have -- rafe : joshua , i came here to kill you . you do understand that , right ? now , it can be fast or it can be slow . it 's really up to you . joshua : all right , i 'm listening . rafe : ok . now , i came across your twisted handiwork , you know , underneath your nice little painting of port charles , your little collage of photos . joshua : is that what this is about ? rafe : now , listen to me -- because you got one shot and one shot only . you 're going to tell me what you 're doing with those pictures of alison , and you 're going to tell me now . karen : ian 's a vampire ? that 's crazy . you 're crazy . kevin : you mean he did n't tell you about his change in culinary style ? ian : collins -- kevin : no , i 'll tell anyone i want what you are . consider it payback for the way you and everyone else hunted my daughter . karen : ian , please tell me he 's lying . ian : he 's telling the truth . karen : oh , my god . ian : but i 'm fighting it with everything i 've got . kevin : yeah , including my wife . ian : yeah , lucy 's helping me through this and we love each other , and there 's nothing you can do about that . karen : ian , i 'm sorry . i do n't know what to say . ian : it 'll be all right . karen : is there anything i can do ? kevin : you got to be kidding me . you 're going to give him sympathy now ? ian : backffff . kevin : no wonder frank took off . he probably could n't take the whining . karen : it 's ok . kevin : but then if you opened your eyes , you 'd be able to separate the good guys from the bad . ian : last chance , collins . kevin : oh , i do n't know , maybe frank just wants to get away from you . who knows . karen : you know , you 're pathetic , kevin , you know that ? with all that talent wrapped up in that head of yours , all you can do is hurt people . elizabeth : oh , ian . thank god i found you . wow . listen , you 've got to come , you 've got to come right away . ian : what ? elizabeth : it 's lucy . there 's something really wrong at lucy 's . you 've got to come . excuse us . lucy : it was joshua , was n't it ? joshua is the one who turned you . frank : it does n't matter who . lucy : yeah , it does . it does , frank , because it 's not too late . you do n't have to do this . you do n't have to go over to the dark side . i can help you through this . frank : did i say i wanted help ? lucy : all right then , fine . what is it you do want from me ? frank : not you . alison : lucy ? i found you a sweater . sorry t took me so long . lucy : alison . alison : i could n't find -- lucy : alison . no , no . frank : aha , just the girl i was looking for . lucy : alison , listen to me , you 've got to get out of here ! run ! get out of here ! alison : lucy -- lucy : ugh ! alison : what is -- lucy : alison , please just run ! alison , get out of here and run ! frank : you think you can stop me ? you ca n't even stand up ! now move ! alison : oh , my god ! lucy ! oh , my god , are you ok ? lucy , say something ! frank : do n't worry about lucy . alison : oh , my god , lucy ! why did you hit her like that ? why 'd you throw her ? frank : i said leave her alone , alison ! alison : ow ! frank ! ow ! frank : come on ! alison : what are you doing ? frank : do n't , alison . you 're coming with me . alison : oh , my god , no . [ frank hiss ] s ] caleb : there has to be some way . livvie : ok , i can feel it . i know something 's down here . i have to look . livvie : this door -- why is it so heavy ? man : hey , what 's going on ? is there anybody down there ? rafe : the pictures , joshua . answer me . joshua : what can i say , it 's -- it 's this hobby that i have . rafe : i 'd stay right there if i were you . now , tell me , what are you doing with pictures of alison ? joshua : you know what , rafe ? you surprise me . i 'd have thought it would be obvious . rafe : yeah ? what ? what 's so obvious ? joshua : what ? do i have to spell it out for you ? rafe : yeah , why do n't you go ahead and do that ? joshua : all right . all right , i 'll tell you . you leave me no choice . rafe : no , no , i don't . joshua : i was doing my -- my homework . was n't going to do battle with you , so i gathered all the evidence that i could on alison . rafe : wrong . try again . joshua : oh , please . rafe : if that were true , then you would have me under surveillance , too , and you didn't . just livvie and alison . so i 'm going to ask you one more time , what were you doing with the pictures of alison ? joshua : if you 're so smart , why do n't you figure it out for yourself ? rafe : when i think about you with those pictures , my mind goes to a very bad place . you want alison all to yourself , do n't you ? joshua : what 's the matter ? do n't you like a little competition ? rafe : i 'm done with you . i do n't care what your plan is . it 's over now ! need proof that scoop away 's new odor fighters karen 's voice : i still love you , frank . frank : you know , it seems like we 've been to more weddings in this town , but as far as i 'm concerned , there 's only one i really care about . karen : oh , and what would that be ? frank : the one when everyone else is down here and you and me are up there . karen : and we have liftoff ! frank : oh - ho - ho ! karen : you did travel through time to save my life . frank : and i 'd do it again . know what life is like without you , karen . karen : you know what i want more than anything else ? i want us to get away somewhere , somewhere where all we have to think about is each other , where we could talk about our future , make a clean start . frank : it sounds like heaven . frank 's voice : this amazing woman lights up my life , makes me feel like a prince . karen : oh , where are you , frank ? why does this have to be so hard ? [ door closes ] karen : god , not now , kevin . have n't you done enough ? ian : lucy ? lucy ? oh , my god . elizabeth : alison ? ian : lucy , what 's going on ? what happened here ? elizabeth : alison , please be ok . alison ? joshua : take it easy , slayer . not so fast . we still have time . rafe : sorry . there is no time left for you . it is time to die . say hello to eternal -- frank : let him go ! rafe : oh , my god . caleb : hey . hey . somebody there ? anyone ? is anyone there ? livvie : that voice . it sounds so much like -- caleb ? no , it ca n't be . caleb : olivia ? livvie : caleb , how ? caleb : olivia , is it you ? stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] jamal : you 're not making no sense . what ? casey : i had a vision , ok ? i saw her dead . i saw lucy dead . caleb : look at me . it 's me . joshua : either you drop the stake or your lovely fiancee will cross over into my world .
ian learns that frank 's gambling problem may make him especially susceptible to accepting help from the wrong person . stunned at the news of ian 's condition , karen offers her support . ian punches kevin out for insulting karen . lucy and elizabeth both instinctively know that something about frank is `` off . `` lucy sends elizabeth to give ian a note , which frank is supposed to believe has something to do with shopping . caleb tells himself that he can beat joshua . when joshua answers livvie 's call , he 's displeased to find that she is working with a slayer . rafe sends livvie out of the room to prevent her from finding out that caleb is alive . temporarily banished , livvie wanders around below the villa . frank confirms lucy 's suspicion that he is now a vampire . joshua lies about his reasons for taking the photos of alison . elizabeth rushes to the recovery room to get ian . lucy tries to keep frank away from alison , but frank pushes her down and forcibly takes his terrified target with him . before rafe can drive the stake into joshua 's heart , frank arrives with his hostage . kevin and karen share a moment of understanding . ian and elizabeth find lucy on the floor and alison nowhere in sight . livvie and caleb have an unexpected reunion when she ends up in front of his cell .
livvie : no . no , this is -- it 's not real . . caleb : listen -- livvie : it 's a dream . no . no ! it 's another one of joshua 's tricks . caleb : olivia ! olivia , look at me . look a it 's me . it 's me . livvie : everyone said caleb : thinking that i may never see you again , i may as well have been . livvie : i could n't feel you . or i thought i couldn't . the part of you that was deep inside me , it faded away . it was less than a whisper . i know . livvie : oh , i -- i thought you were coming and then i thought you were gone . i do n't understand . caleb : i did come for you , but joshua trapped me here . you know i 'd go to the end of the world and the next to be with you . livvie : i know that . caleb : there 's something you do n't know . i 'm not -- i 'm not who i was . livvie : i know . caleb : they -- they took ayay my power . i 'm -- i 'm nothing . livvie : stop it . caleb : you do n't understand . livvie : stop it ! i do understand ! look at me . look at me ! look into my eyes . caleb , look at me . you are not powerless . our lives are one life now , one heart for all time . we are strong and alive . and our love -- you and me -- it 's more powerful than anything in this universe . that is what i dederstand . casey : somebody , anybody dressed in white ? jamal : case ? what 's up ? casey : hey , what 's up , jamal ? jamal : what 's up ? casey : what are you doing here ? jamal : me ? casey : uh - huh ? jamal : the way you took off from the pizza shack -- i turned around and you were just gone . what happened ? what 's going on ? casey : nothing . i -- lucy -- i -- jamal : you , what ? what happened to lucy ? casey : i 'm not sure . no -- i mean , i am sure . i 'm sure about what i saw . jamal : what 'd you see ? casey : felt . no , no , no -- i meant felt . i had this -- this feeling . jamal : about lucy ? casey : uh - huh . jamal : about lucy being here in the hospital ? about lucy being -- casey : no , no , no , no , not in the hospital , jamal . jamal : well , come on , case . i do n't -- what ? what ? you 're not making no sense . what ? casey : i had a vionon , ok ? i saw her dead . jamal : you what ? casey : i saw lucy dead , jamal . lucy : it 's -- it 's cold . it 's cold . ian : i know it 's cold . it 's an ice pack . it 's supposed to be cold . [ lucy groans ] ian : come here . lucy : alison -- ian : she 's not here . elizabeth ran off trying to find her . lucy : she wo n't find her . she ca n't find -- ian : ok , relax . just relax , ok ? lucy : oh . ian : just breathe . what happened here ? who did this ? was it joshua ? lucy : no . no , he -- he took her . i could n't stop him . he took her . he took alison . ian : who ? slow down . who took her ? lucy : frank . frank . ian : frank scanlon ? lucy : ian , frank is a vampire . rafe : i 'm warning you -- do n't do it , frank . joshua : and i 'm warning you -- frank is working for me . and i 'm very honored and proud to know that he 's available to satisfy my every whim . [ alison struggles ] rafe : it 'll be all right , alison , trust me . joshua : yes , alison , why do n't you trust him . trust the man you love . i myself have so much faith in him , i know exactly what he 's going to do . his choice could n't be clearer or simpler . rafe : what choice is that , joshua ? joshua : either you drop the stake or your lovely fiancee will cross over into my world . jamal : ok . ok , wait . run that by me one more time . you saw lucy what , again ? casey : dead , jamal , ok ? d - e - a - d , ok ? she was lying in a coffin , all right ? jamal : ok , what -- what , is this , like , angel business or something ? what 's going on ? casey : i do n't know . jamal : what do you mean , you do n't know ? u ' u 're an angel , right ? huh ? casey : yes . jamal : if you see somebody laying in a coffin , i mean , it 's got to mean something , right ? so -- casey : yeahyeah . jamal : what ? casey : it does , ok ? i 'm not sure if it means it 's going to happen for sure or if it might happen unless somebody intervenes . i do n't know . jamal : like you ? casey : i did n't say that either , ok ? jamal : casey , come on . casey : i 'm new at this , ok ? they 're not necessarily dropping a whole lot of 4 - 1 - 1 from up there . so i 'm doing this totally by ear . but the one thing i do know , jamal , is when we see things this clearly , it usually ai n't good . ian : you 're saying that frank scanlon is a vampire ? lucy : yes . ian : and that he took alison . took her where ? lucy : i do n't know where . but frank just knocked me aside like it was n't anything . i could n't do anything -- ian : ok , ok , slow down . lucy : no , i couldn't . i could n't stop him . i tried . it was like i did n't even have any of my slayer energy . and i kept telling alison to leave , but she did n't want to leave me alone with him . oh , my god . ian : just lay down . lucy : i 'm so sorry . i could n't stop him . it 's my fault . alison -- ian : hey , slow down . lucy : i 'm sorry . ian : you have nothing to blame yourself for . lucy : i do . i -- i promised rafe . but frank -- something was weird about him when he came in . i should 've known . i promeded rafe i 'd protect her , and i didn't . i do n't know why i could n't stop him . i ca n't figure out why . ian : something 's wrong here . lucy : what do you mean , more wrong ? ian : this -- it 's not the first time you 're off balance like this . we have to find some answers now , ok ? lucy : no , not ok . we have to find alison right away . ian : no . we don't . we 're taking you to the hospital . lucy : no , we 're not . ian : yes , we are . lucy : no -- ian : first we fix you . then we 'll find alison . are we agreed ? lucy : ok . yeah , agreed . ian : let me get your coat . [ lucy groans ] [ alison struggles ] rafe : all right , josa ! a ! you win . joshua : well , that 's no surprise . rafe : now let alison go , and then we 'll deal . joshua : i do n't think so , no . rafe : i said let her go ! this is between you and me ! joshua : go to work , frank . rafe : no , wait ! joshua : frank . rafe : no ! [ alison cries ] joshua : i 'm waiting . there . good . now , do you see what a relief , hohow much better we all feel -- rafe : all right , all right , it 's done ! it 's done ! now , let her go ! joshua : you 've got to be joking . you 're such a kidder . rafe : just let her go . you let her go , and you have me . i 'm yours . alison : no , rafe , i saido ! rafe you can do whatever you want . alison : do n't do it ! do n't let him do it . joshua : you are mine anyway , slayer . rafe : do n't you hurt her . joshua : maybe i will . then again , maybe i won't . but this show of devotion between the two of you -- it is so sweet . in fact , it 's made me quite sick . but , thankfully , these days they have a remedy for almost everything . rafe : you wo n't get away with this . joshua : i already have . what you seem to be forgetting is i call the shots around here . ironically , i also give them . alison : [ muffled ] no ! joshua : now , if you 're a good little girl -- rafe : alison , no ! oh -- alison : rafe -- joshua : alison , yes . alison : rafe -- joshua : i lied to you . two lollipops for you . and i had this specially formulated for you -- not . rafe : alison -- alison : rafe . rafe . joshua : oh , do n't worry . nothing to worry about . i 'm not going to hurt you . really , i 'm not . jamal : so , deniece , are you -- are you sure lucy 's not here ? i mean , are you absolutely sure , positive ? deniece : i 'm still checking . but if lucy had been admitted , i 'm sure i would 've heard about it , jamal . nope . nothing . if lucy 's here , then she is not here officially . casey : so i was wrong ? deniece : that 's what it looks like . anything else i can help you with ? jamal : nope . no , that 's it , deniece . casey : yeah , thanks . jamal : thanks a lot . casey : whew . jamal : so , what 's up ? you feel better now or what ? casey : no , i 'm -- i mean , yeah , i do , about lucy and everything . it 's just -- i do n't know -- i feel like i just crawled out of a mosh pit or something , you know . jamal : , look , do n't even worry about it , ok ? you want to go outside and get some fresh air ? maybe we can -- casey : yeah . jamal : shake off whatever you think it was . casey : yeyeah , shake it off . that 's right . jamal : just shake it off . casey : you know , maybe that vision was just some big fluke or something . ian : all right , just hold onto me . we 're almost there . it 's fine . you all right ? casey : please tell me that was another fluke vision . jamal : that was the real deal , case . ian : all right , here we go . lucy : this is silly . i am feeling so much better , and we 're wasting our time here . ian : why do n't you let me worry about that , all right ? lucy : i want to worry about alison . i am worried about alison -- ian : ok , lose the jacket . cycy : ca n't be -- ian : do n't worry about alison right now . we 're worried about you . you said you have n't been feeling well for a few days . we 're going to get to the bottom of this . then we 'll find alison , find frank . i 'm going to have a chat with him about putting his hands on you , the woman i love . lucy : wait , wait , wait . wait . ian : what -- lucy : he a are you ok with this ? ian : hey -- lucy : no , but , i mean , should n't we get a nurse ? ian : who 's the patient here ? i do n't need a nurse . i 'm a trained doctor . i 'm -- i 'm fine . do n't worry about it . lucy : ian -- ian : i said i 'm fine . let me deal with this . livvie : we 're both together again , and that 's all that matters now . even these bars -- caleb : how did you get here ? livvie : what ? caleb : how did you find me ? livvie : i came with rafe . caleb : rafe ? livvie : i went to him . caleb : why ? livvie : i did n't want to live -- not without you . so i went to him and asked him to kill me . caleb : what ? livvie : i wanted to be with you so much , caleb . i thought you were dead . caleb : he refused you . you went to him to kill you , and he said no , right ? livvie : well , once that rafe told me that it was joshua ttt betrayed you , it gave me a purpose . he had to be punished for what he did to you . i knew if i came here , i could find a way somehow , give you your final revenge on him . i never expected to find you alive . caleb : rafe never told you ? livvie : what ? he knew all along , did n't he ? caleb : and so did joshua . they used you . they knew , and they kept it from you . livvie : really ? well , it seems to me like i have a little revenge of my o to plan . and i will enjoy seeing both of them suffer for lying to me . caleb : i 'm just glad you 're safe , that neither one of them hurt you . livvie : because of you , joshua couldn't . and i know as -- as long as i had your ring , i was safe . caleb : hmm . he tried to take it from you , did n't he ? livvie : yes , of course he did . once he touched it , he got the shock of his life . i guess that 's what you meant by keeping me safe . caleb : from other vampires . that 's why no matter what -- no matter what happens to me , you can vever take that off , all right ? never take off the ring . swear it to me . livvie : ok . i swear . i promise . joshua knows about the ring , does n't he ? he knows about the magic it has ? caleb : do n't let joshua scare you . livvie : i 'll try . i 'll try , but -- caleb : but what ? livvie : caleb , what if he comes down here and sees us like this and he tries to force it away from me and he tries to take it ? what if that happens ? caleb : no . i 'll protect you . livvie : how ? caleb : somehow . we have to find a way for you to feed on me , that 's all . livvie : and turn you back into a vampire ? caleb : yes . yes . livvie : caleb -- no , no ! caleb : no ! livvie : no , caleb ! caleb : no ! no ! no . alison : you say that you 're not going to hurt him , but i do n't believe you . joshua : garbage day , frank . thank you . alison : what ? what are you -- why -- what are you doing with him ? joshua : i told you not to worry . alison : i heard what you said . where are you taking him ? joshua : you have a problem believing me ? alison : he 's just -- what -- what are you going to do ? joshua : now ? what am i going to do now , right this very moment ? i 'm going to have a spot of tea . there 's enough for two . will you join me ? alison : no , never . joshua : just for tea , alison . only tea . alison : my god . you have made such a big mistake . joshua : i 'm sorry , did you want coffee ? i never touch the stuff myself -- too much caffeine . it makes me jumpy , makes my fangs chatter . alison : you have no idea what you 've done . you are way over your head . joshua : oh ? alison : what , have you been a vampire for only a couple of weeks now ? and who turned you ? my mother , of all people ? joshua : oh , yes , dear elizabeth . here 's to her . alison : go to hell . joshua : i 'll wash your mouth out with soap . alison : oh , my god . you have n't even heard the first of it yet , have you ? joshua : sugar ? alison : just tell me , please , what you 're going to do with rafe . joshua : i do n't know . i have n't quite decided . so much of that depends on you , alison . alison : me ? joshua : your cooperation . alison : my cooperation ? oh , i see . you 're going to turn on your sleazy , little cha like you did in capri , are n't you ? joshua : oh , yes . we 'll always have capri , wo n't we ? oh , by the way , i have n't had the opportunity to thank you properly . if your mother had n't rushed to your defense , well , i would n't be who i am today . thank you . alison : you should be dead . joshua : you know , you 're so feisty . that 's what i love about you . alison : you know nothing about me , joshua . joshua : on the contrary , alison , i know quite a great deal about you . and , more importantly , by the time this night is through , i 'm going to know so much more . casey : what -- what room did deniece say ian -- jamal : 612 -- the only empty one on the floor . casey : 612 . jamal : and i bet you nobody 's in there , right ? right ? casey : my god . jamal , it happened . my vision came true . lucy 's going to die -- jamal : hey , whoa , whoa , stop , stop . stop . you ca n't just go in there talking about how lucy 's going to die . casey : wait . ian . ian : hey . lucy : hmm . hi . i 'm ok . i 'm awake . ian : do n't sit up . you 're fine . lucy : am i ? i mean , is that -- is that what the lab said ? i ' -- -- i 'm fine ? i 'm not going to die or anything ? ian : according to the lab , everything seems fine . lucy : `` seems `` ? ian : nay , it is . all the tests look good . apart -- you know , you 're slightly anemic , but that 's to be expected , the stress you 've been under lately . jamal : oh , thank god . casey : whew . so lucy 's ok ? jamal : yep , sounds like it . so i guess your vision was wrong . casey : no , no , i know what i saw . it was clear as day . it was , like , right there , right in front of my eyes . jamal : well , you heard him . casey : i heard him , but -- ok , then what did i see , then , huh ? jamal : i do n't know . do n't ask me . ask the answer man . casey : you 're right . jamal : yeah . casey : yo , dude , it 's me . jamal : and me . casey : so , time for a clue , huh ? what 's this alabout ? why -- why am i seeing wha i saw ? huh ? answers , please ? hello ? jamal : maybe , like , the phone lines are down or something . maybe they did n't pay their bill . casey : no . dedicated phone lines open 24/7 . we 're always connected . we all are . jamal : maybe that 's your answer , then . casey : what answer ? jamal : you know , maybe it 's a mystery for you to fige e out all on your own . casey : yeah . right . only how soon do i have before everything starts going wrong , jamal ? is lucy the reason why i 'm here ? is she part of the reason why i came here ? am i sposed to be guardian - angeling her , too ? ian : so you 're up to this ? lucy : oh , yeah -- what , just trying to sit up ? yes -- ian : no -- lucy : you gave me a clean bill of health , sort of , and i really -- i think we need to get out there and really start looking . let 's -- oh -- ian : see ? you 're not -- lucy : `` for alison , `` i was going to say . and i just tried to sit up too fast , that 's all . ian : that 's all it is ? lucy : that 's all . i 'm ok . i 'm going to do what you said . i 'm going to take it easy , you know , and i 'll get rest , and i 'll take all those ridiculous vitamin thingies , and i 'll -- i wo n't push too hard . i promise . and i 'll be back to normal by tomorrow , right ? ian : right . lucy : right . caleb : well -- sleeping beauty awakes . rafe : what -- caleb : welcome back to the land of the living . if you can call it living . rafe : caleb . caleb : you remembered me . i 'm flattered . rafe : what the hell ? caleb : `` hel w would be the right word for it . rafe : so joshua got to you , too ? livvie : ahem . you two and me make three . rafe : livvie . livvie : yeah , that 's right . welcome to the unhappy club , rafe . rafe : wait . look , where 's alison ? what 'd they do to her ? where 's alison ? where is she ? where is she ? [ classical music plays ] joshua : mmm . nothing like a cup of china black and wolfgang 's masterpiece . never fails to bring a tear to the eye . well , after all , that is the purpose of a requiem -- such sweet , sweet sorrow . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] lucy : frank , where is she ? where is alison ? alison : why do you have me in this dress like we 're on some date ? joshua : as a matter of fact , this is a date . rafe : livvie - livvie : give me one good reason i should n't kill you for lying to my face about caleb being dead .
stunned to learn that caleb is alive , livvie vows to take revenge on both joshua and rafe for lying to her about his fate . ashamed of his new life as a mortal , caleb asks livvie to turn him back into a vampire . before livvie can feed on him through the bars , joshua 's thug pulls her away . lucy fills ian in on what happened to alison . she does n't understand why she was unable to protect her friend against new vampire frank . ian insists on taking lucy in for some tests . still worried about her vision of a dead lucy , casey goes to the hospital to look for her . jamal and casey learn that lucy has n't been admitted , but their relief is short - lived when they see ian help lucy off the hospital elevator . as frank awaits joshua 's order to bite alison , joshua warns rafe to put the stake down . lucy worries about ian 's ability to cope with taking a blood sample . lucy 's test results show nothing more than a slight anemia . rafe 's attempt to protect alison backfires when joshua jabs him in the neck with a needle . joshua assures alison that he wo n't hurt her . at jamal 's suggestion , casey prays for answers , but they realize that she has to figure this out on her own . when joshua tries to persuade alison to sit down to tea with him , she accuses him of turning on his sleazy charm again . joshua informs her that rafe 's fate depends on her cooperation , and he 's confident that the two of them will have become much closer by the end of the night . rafe opens his eyes to discover that he and an angry livvie share the cell next to caleb 's .
ian : are you sure you 're up ian : are you sure you 're up for this ? lucy : ng the hospital ? yes , i need to get out of here . you did all the tests you could . i 'm -- you know , i 'm just anemic , that 's all . we hd alison because this is all my fault . frank just walked in there and took her and i couldtt stop him . some slayer i ended up being , ian : you 're convinced that frank -- our frank , frank scanlon -- is a vampire ? lucy : yes . how ? lucy : you know how . i felt it , i sensed it . he is . ian : ok , let me deal with him . lucy : no , you -- ian : yes . and deal with him , and then we 'll find alison . lucy : but this just is n't the frank he 's not the same . frank : yeah , they 're cutting the budget , but they expect us to keep up the regular schedule . paramediness as usual , huh , frank ? frank : yeah , business as usual . casey : barkeep ! over here ! ignore me . it 's not like i 'm doing any good being around here anyways . i might as well be invisible . casey 's voice : what a screwup of an angel i gee , sorry , boss , but , you know , i 'm totally clueless and you have not been answering my 911 calls . and i still ca n't get those visions of lucy out of my head , i mean , her lying dead in a casket . maybe i should n't have told jamal . no . no , no , no , jamal 's cool . he 's -- he 's totally cool . i have to talk to somebody , right ? casey : hey , man , come on ! can i get some whiskey and orange juice ? please ? elizabeth : what kind of a god - awful drink is that ? casey : well -- elizabeth : what is your excuse for ordering that kind of concoction ? casey : i 'm worried about frank . elizabeth : bring her one of these . joshua : alison , where are you ? your tea 's getting cold . alison : i 'm not surprised that it is getting cold , seeing as this whole place feels like a damn tomb . joshua : well , well . alison : since you 're going straight to hell , you might as well go ahead and turn up the heat now , get used to it . joshua : that 's a good suggestion . i have every intention of turning up the heat . and speaking of heat , the way that beautiful dress looks on you -- alison : i hate it . joshua : it 's all right . you 'll get used to it in time . the thing is how things look , and from what i can see , you were made to wear tight satin . alison : you could n't be more disgusting . joshua : oh , no , you 're wrong . but do n't tempt me . we 'll get there eventually . talk about disgusting -- this nursing home accessorizing of yours is not exactly what i had in mind . alison : i do n't really care what you have in mind . joshua : well , you know , you should , alison , because what i have in mind could affect your next breath . and your next breath ululd be your last breath . so why do n't we just cut to the chase , you and i ? why do n't we just strip away everything that stands between us . that 's better . that is so much better . rafe : alison . where is she ? what happened ? livvie : to hell with alison , and you , too , slayer . rafe : livvie -- caleb : girl 's a little mad at you . you got any idea why that might be ? livvie : let 's hear it , rafe , huh ? give me one good reason i should n't kill you for lying to my face about caleb being dead . lucy : frank ! where is she ? where is alison ? frank : what ? lucy : i want to know , where is alison ? frank : what are you talking about , lucy ? lucy : oh , no , do n't you do that . do n't you dare stand there and play dumwiwith me . i know what you did and i know what you are . frank : embarrassed ? lucy : you are a vampire . you knocked me down and kidnapped alison . i saw it with my own two eyes . frank : yeah , well , maybe you 'd better get both of them checked , and get a brain scan while you 're at it because somebody 's off the deep end . lucy yeah , well , you are going to stand there right now -- ian : ok . lucy : and give me some answers now ! ian : it 's all right . sorry , frank . lucy 's not feeling well . lucy : what ? ian : she 's -- she 's delusional . that 's why we 're taking tests , you know , just to find out -- lucy : ian -- ian : i 'm worried about her . i 'm worried about you . i 'm worried . alison : where 's rafe ? joshua : safe and snug . alison : yes , i 'm sure he is after you drugged him and had someone drag him off to god knows where . joshua : can you forget about rafe just for one night ? he 's fine . he 's relaxing . he 's in another room nearby . alison : well , why do n't you let me see him for myself ? joshua : well , that could be arranged if you would learn to play nice with others . now , would you like some foie gras ? do you know what i did this morning ? i bought a duck farm in provence , and they force - feed the little ducks with -- alison : i would like to force - feed some foie gras -- joshua : hey , excuse me ! i am trying to be nice to you . alison : what for ? what is it that i am supposed to do , hmm ? i mean , why do you have me in this dress like we 're on some damn date ? joshua : oh , yes . as a matter of fact , this is a date . it 's just one more step along the path of you and i getting to know each other better . alison : you really are some freak , are n't you ? you actually think that you and i are on some date ? joshua : why are you not cooperating with me ? alison : i 'm not cooperating with you because i would rather slit my own wrists than have you touch me for one single second ! joshua : no ! you think i would let you waste one single drop of that ? alison : oh . that 's what this is all about , is n't it , hmm ? joshua : what ? you think i want to turn you ? i 'd have turned you . nobody 's here to stop me . if i was going to turn you , would i waste all this time on sweet conversation ? oh , no . all this is about is me trying to get to know you . alison : right , that 's all . joshua : that 's all , you and i becoming closer . so why do n't you just relax , young lady , and enjoy the refreshments . and that way , it 'll make everything a lot easier . alison : for who ? joshua : for bothf f us . rafe : i 'll give you one good reason you should n't kill me . [ livvie chuckles ] livvie : there is no reason good enough . rafe : yeah , there is . and this is it . livvie : no ! oh , god ! caleb : slayer , i swear , if you hurt her -- rafe : what , what , you 'll kill me ? yeah , kill , kill , kill ! that 's all you vampires do ! livvie : and all you do is lie . you lied to me about caleb being dead . rafe : so ? what 's your point ? livvie : you set me up ! rafe : yeah ! i needed to use you to get to joshua , ok ? livvie : was it fun torturing me like that ? rafe : it was a means to an end . come on . your buddy caleb knows all about that . what about you ? caleb : what about me ? rafe : how did you get stuck here ? caleb : i was in the neighborhood . rafe : oh , yeah ? it 's a pretty bad neighborhood . caleb : not until you started messing with it , flaunting your cheap tricks . joshua would be dead right now . rafe : all right , you know what ? we can reminisce about the past later . caleb : why ? you got somewhere to go ? rafe : yeah , i 'm going to find a way out of here , get to alison . i 'm going to use some of those cheap tricks , as you lee to call them , and i 'm going to -- and i 'm going to -- caleb : abracadabra ! alacazam ! rafe : all right . what 's going on here ? what happened ? caleb : do n't forget one thing -- even with the way things are , i own this place . rafe : all right , so what ? what did you do ? you created some kind of force field around the cell ? is that it ? something like that ? caleb : something like that . rafe : ok . all right , then tell me -- tell me what to do . come on , how do i get out of here ? caleb : you do n't ! i designed this place to keep people like you from leaving . there 's no loopholes . rafe : no . no . there 's got to be a way . there 's got to be a way i can get to alison . caleb : yeah , well , when you find it , you let me know . until then , you might want to get comfortable with the idea that alison 's stuck out there and you 're stuck in here , with us . with us . lucy : if i 'm delusional , then you 're delusional and everybody here is delusional ! ian : you 're causing a scene . lucy : yeah , you know what ? i do n't care because he knows where alison is and he 's going to tell me . if you do n't start talking ghght now , frank -- ian : you know you 're not feeling well -- we both know it -- so maybe you need to lay down and get some rest . lucy : oh . i see . fine , you know what ? if you want me to qu , lucy : if i 'm delusional , then you 're delusional and everybody here is delusional ! ian : you 're causing a scene . lucy : yeah , you know what ? i do n't care because he knows where alison is and he 's going to tell me . if you do n't start talking right now , frank -- ian : you know you 're not feeling well -- we both know it -- so maybe you need to lay down and get some rest . lucy : oh . i see . fine , you know what ? if you want me to quiet down , it 's not going to work because i ca n't believe you 're doing this to me after everything we 've been through together ! ian : it 's because of what we 've been through that you 're being paranoid . lucy : paran -- paranoid ? ian : yeah , you are . let me take you home . lucy : no ! ian : rest and you 'll -- lucy : no ! if i 'm so paranoid , i 'd better just go by myself . i do n't need your help , do n't want your help . ian : lucy , lucy -- lucy : i 'll be fine ! i 'm paranoid ! i 'm going home alone ! casey : so what 's up with you ? i mean , who are you worried about ? wait -- oh , do n't tell me , do n't tell me . it 's a man , right ? it 's got to be a man . it 's always a man . elizabeth : no , actually . that 's another story -- stories . casey : hmm . elizabeth : but this , it 's -- it 's actually my little girl . casey : oh . i 'm sorry . elizabeth : i ca n't find her anywhere . casey : oh , my god . how old is she ? elizabeth : 22 . casey : ok . so she 's not a kid , huh ? elizabeth : she 's still my little girl . casey : well , you 're right . i guess -- i guess that never changes , huh ? elizabeth : no . no , it doesn't . she 's -- she 's gotten mixed up with a rather unsavory fellow . casey : never done that , huh ? elizabeth : no , he 's -- he 's dangerous . and i have to find her . god , i 'd give anything to find her . casey : so -- so you 've tried everything ? elizabeth : absolutely everything i -- i just get more and more worried as time goes by . casey : well , if i wanted to find somebody , i would -- i 'd -- elizabeth : what would you do ? casey : you know what ? i would -- i would find something personal of theirs . yeah , i 'd find something personal of theirs and i 'd hold on to it and i 'd hold on to it really , really tight until i got some sort of vibe . elizabeth : thank you . thank you . you are such a little angel . joshua : i 'm going to ask you some direct questions . do you mind ? alison : it depends on what kind of questions those are . joshua : what turns you on ? alison : angels . joshua : clever . alison : do n't you wa to know what turns me off ? vampires . they actually turn my stomach upside down . joshua : if you 're not going to make the tiniest effort to help me forge the slightest connection between the two of us -- alison : just please tell me where rafe is . that 's all i want to know . joshua : i have all the time in the world . rafe , on the other hand -- he does n't have that luxury . three , two -- alison : ok , wait . all right . just -- just sit down , ok , and i will -- i will tell you anything you want to know about me and rafe . joshua : because there is no you without him ? alison : rafe and i have been through so much , you have no idea . and every time we go through another obstacle , we always end up stronger together in our relationship , and we always find each other in the end . soouou can hide him all you want and you can dress me up in dresses and pretend that we are on some little date , but your fantasy is never going to come true . we are never going to have some little connection because rafe and i , we will end up together in the end . we always do . we will be together forever and you will lose . joshua : the power of love . how beautiful . how heartfelt . alison : i was almost beginning to wonder if you even had a heart . joshua : really ? because i 'm beginning to wonder how together two people can be when one of them is dead . caleb : you 're wasting your time . there is no way out , i told you . rafe : yeah , well , i got plenty of time to waste at the moment . livvie : it 's hot in here . [ livvie sighs ] livvie : are you people hot ? caleb : olivia ? livvie : we got to breathe if you want us to stay alive , joshua ! caleb : olivia , come here . hey . come here . listen to me -- it 's going to be ok . livvie : i know . i know . i 'm fine now . everything 's fine . just knowing that you 're here -- caleb : yeah . livvie : and you 're alive , it makes everything better . caleb : i 'm going to get us out of here . i promise , all right ? you just got to hang on , ok ? livvie : ok . caleb : ok . livvie : ok . rafe : ok , i give up . show 's over . caleb : what show ? huh ? you think if i knew a way out of here , i 'd still be hanging around ? rafe : no , you know what i think ? i think you 're too smart to design a place like this and not have some kind of emergency exit . i think you 're not telling me because you do n't want me to get out of here ever . caleb : maybe i just like your company . rafe : yeah ? or maybe you 're just afraid to face joshua . caleb : oh , i 'm -- i 'm shaking now . rafe : yeah , i think maybe you are . i think maybe you 're afraid that someone came along stronger and smarter than you to take your place ! caleb : that 's what you think ? rafe : yeah . caleb : this is atat you think ? livvie : caleb ? caleb -- caleb : what is it ? olivia , what is it ? livvie : caleb , i do n't -- i do n't feel so -- caleb : olivia ! olivia ! olivia ! frank : there is a big difference between being delusional and being a little stressed out . which is it ? ian : i -- i do n't have an answer for that . lucy is -- frank : yeah , she 's crazy if she thinks that i came into her house and took alison . ian : i know . and she 's going to apologize to you as soon as she feels better . she 's -- frank : well , whatever it is , it 's more than being just a little stressed out , ian . she is out of control . ian : i agree with you . if there 's anything i can do to -- frank : oh , hey , it 's not your fault . ian : i 'm not saying that . ian : i 'm not saying that . it 's no one 's fault . it 's just , i mean , we 've been friends for a long time , you know , and there 's no excuse for someone -- frank : look , do n't worry about it . i 'm a little stressed out myself lately . so just let it go . do n't worry about it . ian : all right . let me buy you a drink . frank : now ? ian : why not ? it 's 5 : 00 somewhere , huh ? and after all the excitement , what do you say ? frank : yeah , sure , why not ? ian : good . it 's been a while . give us a chance to catch up a bit . frank : on what ? ian : i do n't know -- life , changes , life , you know ? frank : come on . [ lucy sighs ] [ knock on door ] lucy : hmm . elizabeth : lucy ? lucy : oh . elizabeth ? [ knock ] lucy : elizabeth , here . come in . elizabeth : oh , thank god you 're home . please -- please tell me that you found her . lucy : i ca n't tell you that , i 'm so sorry , but ian is trying to convince frank , i hope , to tell us where she is . elizabeth : oh , but what if he ca n't ? my god , i can not imagine what she 's going through right now . i mean , every time i just think of joshua and all the misery that he 's caused -- here , please -- please , can you do what you do with your -- your -- lucy : what ? my what ? elizabeth : you know , like , when you feel things , when you see things . this is alison 's necklace . maybe -- maybe you can feel her . lucy : psychometry . elizabeth : yeah . lucy : yeah , you know what ? that 's a great idea . it 's worth a try , is n't it ? elizabeth : yeah . lucy : all right , then . all i have to do is concentrate and focus . concentrate and focus . elizabeth : and ? lucy : and -- oh . and nothing . i 'm so sorry . i 'm getting absolutely nothing . elizabeth : oh , my god . lucy : no , wait . wait , wait , wait , wait . no , not `` oh , my god . `` come on , elizabeth , it 's ok . maybe that 's what i 'm supposed to feel . maybe that is exactly what the universe is wanting me to get -- nothing -- so it forces me to get out of here and go look , because if i sit here , i will go absolutely stir - crazy ! come on ! elizabeth : ok , let 's go . we 're going to go and look for her . lucy : right , maybe we can go to frank -- elizabeth : no . lucy and elizabeth : joshua 's . elizabeth : come on . lucy : let 's go . caleb : hey , olivia , answer me . rafe : livvie ? livvie , come on . come on , open your eye open your eyes . come on . livvie : caleb ? caleb : i 'm right here , sweetheart . livvie : i fainted , i guess . rafe : yeah , good guess . how you feeling ? livvie : i do n't know . i -- everything went foggy and it was far away . the bars -- oh ! caleb : hey . [ livvie groans ] caleb : olivia , listen to me , you 've got to fight your way through the pain . you 've got to fight your way through it . rafe : how 's she going to do that ? you know what 's happening here ! caleb : if she does n't feed soon , she 'll die . [ livvie groans ] alison : so let me get this straight -- just because i do n't want to hang around you or be around you , you 're going to kill me ? those are my options ? either -- fine . then do it . put me out of my misery . joshua : your every wish is my command , alison . bruno ? dinner 's ready . come and get it , boy . alison : what are you doing ? joshua : satisfying your every whim . the date 's over . is n't that what you said ? it 's finished . so there 's no point in wasting any more of your time or mine . alison : um , joshua , please . bruno : mr. temple . joshua : she 's all yours . take h a away , bruno . and please , try not to make a mess this time . and please , try not to make a mess this time . alison : what are you doing ? stop ! joshua , i do n't know what it is that you want from me ! what am i supposed to do ? joshua : nothing , alison . i do n't want anything from you . alison : joshua , please , i -- joshua : auf wiedersehen . alison : please ! please , stop . joshua : poor little lamb . alison : no ! joshua ! joshua : i tried to make you comfortable , alison . look at all this . i did all this just for you . but you had to go and break the golden rule . what a waste . what a pity . what am i supposed to say ? you do n't want to play nice , alison , neither will i . [ next_on ] ian : what are you doing ? frank : i think what you 're doing is the more interesting question . lucy : vampire wedding rings . who does our charming little bat plan on marrying ? alison : please ! joshua : i have a different cellmate for you .
as lucy prepares to leave the hospital , ian informs her that he will deal with frank himself . hearing frank 's voice nearby , lucy confronts the new vampire , drawing onlookers . after making excuses for her and sending her on her way , ian invites frank out for a drink . after fretting about her incompetence as a guardian angel , casey gives a stranger some advice about how to find her missing daughter , unaware that her new acquaintance is alison 's mother . alison is disgusted by joshua 's plan to get to know her better . to prevent livvie from killing him , rafe grabs her leg and pulls her down . rafe assumes that slayer powers will get him out of the cell , but caleb informs him that the cells were built with slayers in mind . at casey 's advice , elizabeth asks lucy to try psychometry with alison 's necklace , but lucy 's efforts turn up nothing . lucy and elizabeth head for joshua 's place to look for clues . as caleb and rafe have a shouting match , livvie weakens and collapses from blood hunger . after rafe manages to rouse her , caleb informs the slayer that livvie will die unless she feeds soon . alison 's uncooperative behavior prompts joshua to hand her over to his vampire thug , bruno , who is ready for dinner .
( missed a little bit at the beginning ) elizabeth : god , this whole thing is my fault . lucy : what ? elizabeth : i mean , if i had n't turned into a vampire in the first place , he would n't have the kind of power to even pull this off . lucy : you know , now 's not really the time for blame . this is not the time . focus . elizabeth : lucy , i did n't have a choice . i mean , he -- i did n't know it was going to turn into this , so -- lucy : hmm . i see . so what you 've done is you 've placed the blame on yourself for a minute , and then you absolved yourself of guilt the next minute . that 's very quick , very clever . come on . elizabeth : lucy , i know that you never really liked me very much . lucy : true . elizabeth : but now i know why . lucy : ok , i guess i 'm going to have to stand here and let you tell me . go ahead . elizabeth : we 're very much alike , you know . lucy : oh , my god , we are not . elizabeth : we are . it 's a compliment . it 's ok . lucy : ew ! this is going to be a long , long night . come on . frank : so lucy 's been like this for a while ? ian : hmm , ever since that -- that explosion down by the dock . i 'm sure you heard about it . frank : where all the vampires got cured ? yeah , i heard about it . ian : really ? frank : yeah . ian : because that was n't on the news , you know . it was n't about the vampires , just about the explosion . frank : yeah , well , you -- you hear all sorts of rumors about caleb and whoever else . ian : that 's port charles for you , right -- plenty of rumors . i mean , that 's why lucy called you a vampire . frank : yeah , right . ian : mm - hmm . frank : she went too far this time . ian : i agree . frank : you 've got your hands full with that one , you know that ? ian : i know , i know . frank : what 's in the bag ? ian : nothing . i 'm going to go make a phone call . why do n't you , uh -- why do n't you get us another round , ok ? frank : yeah . [ dog barks ] ian : what are you doing ? frank : i think what you 're doing is the more interesting question . livvie : this pain -- it hurts so much . caleb : i know . i know . you just need to feed . rafe : yeah , well , i 'm a slayer . she ca n't feed on me . caleb : i know she ca n't feed on you . livvie : ow ! god , i ca n't take this , caleb ! caleb : listen , you got to fight your way through it , ok ? just -- i wish i could get to you . rafe : i could help her if you show me how to get out of here . caleb : i already told you there 's no way out of here ! rafe : all right , fine ! then i guess you 're going to have to watch her suffer ! caleb : you do n't know what the pain is like ! joshua : ah , i love reunions . alison : rafe ! joshua : i hope you 're all decent . alison : i did n't know if i 'd ever see you alive again . rafe : you ok ? [ alison screams ] rafe : hey , leave her alone ! joshua : i 'm afraid you ca n't be with your boyfriend , sweetheart . i have different cellmate for you . [ alison screams ] ian : just getting some air . frank : never would 've guessed it . you 're a vampire . ian : what are you talking about ? frank : i know normal people do n't hide in the alley , guzzling o - negative . ian : no one 's supposed to know i 'm -- frank : what , that you 're the same as me ? ian : you ? so lucy was right . frank : yeah , she was . you and lucy , huh ? a vampire and a slayer ? that does n't make sense . ian : opposites attract , i guess . frank : does she know ? ian : yeah , she knows , and she 's been -- she 's been helping me fight this , but i get these urges , this hunger , and -- frank : take you over a little more each day ? ian : god , i hate it . i ca n't handle it . frank : well , you 'd better get used to it , pal . ian : maybe you can help me . frank : help you ? ian : help me fight -- fight this curse . frank : see , i 'm not so sure that it is a curse . ian : what are you saying , you 've come to terms with this ? you 've made your peace with it ? how ? frank : you just take the cards you 're dealt and find the best in the situation . ian : `` the best in the situation `` ? i ca n't even face myself in the mirror . i ca n't be a doctor , i ca n't be a good father . frank : you just have to accept your life as you knew it is over . ian : you 've made your peace with this ? you 're ok joining forces with someone like joshua ? frank : ok , you can stop now , ian . ian : stop what ? frank : this little game of comparing notes . ian : that 's not what i 'm doing . i 'm asking -- frank : hey , i am a vampire , ian , not an idiot . you 're trying to find out where alison is . that 's what you 're up to , is n't it ? elizabeth : ow . ow . lucy : would you shush ? elizabeth : sorry . it 's dark in here . i ca n't see . lucy : yes , it is dark . when you break into somebody 's place , it 's supposed to be dark . oh , yeah , wait a minute , wait a minute . ah . ok . is that better ? elizabeth : that 's more productive , thank you . lucy : great . lucy : could we maybe perhaps just spread out a little bit ? elizabeth : by all means . lucy : thank you . so what is this place ? elizabeth : it 's joshua 's little hideaway . it 's where he conducts all of his personal business . lucy : `` personal -- `` oh , my gosh , you and -- ew ! elizabeth : just please , just please do n't remind me , ok ? i was n't exactly myself . believe me , when i think of that bastard -- lucy : ok . elizabeth : with my little girl -- lucy : i know . hey . whoops . do n't think . let 's look . elizabeth : i know . i was just -- i was just hoping that we would find them here , that they would be here . lucy : well , guess what -- they 're not here . and that means joshua could be back any minute . elizabeth : i know , but i thought you said that ian and rafe already searched this place top to bottom . lucy : yeah , they did . but you know what ? sometimes it takes a woman who actually slept with a man to know his innermost secrets . so come on , tell me , what do you think ? where does a creep like joshua keep all the skeletons in his closet hidden , huh ? come on . alison : get your hands off of me . joshua : oh , do n't worry , he wo n't bite . you ca n't anymore , can you , caleb ? caleb : olivia needs to feed . joshua : i figured she would . caleb : what are you going to do ? joshua : absolutely nothing . she knows what it 'll take to make the pain go away . livvie : i 'll never give you this ring , you son of a -- joshua : really ? i do n't know how you two gentlemen put up with such uncooperative mates . rafe : what are you planning on doing with us ? joshua : i 'm going to amuse myself . come on , you have to see the humor in it -- your sweetheart locked up with your sworn enemy and slayer in a cell with a vampire ? now , let 's face it , folks -- that 's entertainment . livvie : oh . caleb , please , it hurts . joshua : what ? you do n't see the humor in it , either ? caleb : listen to me -- she 's in agony . now , i know you hate me -- joshua : that is an understatement . and this is a very painful way to go . i know the agony is excruciating . in fact , did n't you teach me that ? was n't that one of the life 's lessons that i learned in master caleb 's class ? caleb : joshua -- joshua : of course , she 's rooming with a slayer . he could put her out of her misery . rafe : there 's only one person here i want to put out . joshua : well , the problem with that is you 're in there and i 'm out here . alison : wait , he just wants to torture us . do n't even listen to him , ok ? it 's all right , it 's all right . livvie : oh . please , it hurts . it hurts . caleb : i know . damn you , joshua . joshua : what ? did i hear a `` please `` ? caleb : help her . please . joshua : i want that ring . caleb : if she gives you the ring , you 'll kill her . joshua : and if she does n't ? well , you can see . remember all those tests you were always putting me through ? caleb : so , what , she 's payback ? joshua : i learned from the finest . [ livvie groans ] livvie : oh , caleb . it 's like i 'm on fire . caleb : olivia -- joshua : all right . let 's make this more interesting . there is another way that she can feel better . is n't that right , rafe ? caleb : vampires ca n't feed on a slayer . joshua : oh , come on , people , let 's use our imaginations , please . alison : oh , my god . joshua : yes . you got it , princess . all livvie has to do to feel better is to sleep with a slayer . caleb : bastard . joshua : oh , come on , all the name - calling in the world will not solve your problems . if rafe sleeps with livvie , she 'll get instant relief . your enemy can save your girlfriend 's life . caleb : forget it . joshua : whatever . i 'm going to leave you four to sort this out . you might even kill each other in the process . ian : i 'm fighting this . why ca n't you ? frank : there 's nothing to fight . i 'm on the winning team for a change . and if you 're smart , you 'll realize that . ian : joshua 's team is n't going to win a bloody thing . now , where is alison ? frank : he did n't tell me . ian : and you 're ok with that ? frank : i had a job to do and i did it . ian : you did your job . you 're a good boy . now , bring her back here . frank : do n't be such a hero , ian . you wo n't win this one . [ phone rings ] frank : yeah , this is frank . joshua : where are you ? frank : i 'm tying up loose ends . joshua : then wrap it up . i have a new assignment for you . lucy : so did you find anything ? elizabeth : no , nothing here . [ thud ] lucy : oh , my goodness ! elizabeth , what do you want to do , send a telegram that we 're in here ? elizabeth : just chill . stop talking to me like i 'm some kind of an idiot . is that what you think ? lucy : uh , you know , at this point , i do n't think you want to know what i think about you . lucy : listen , i do n't hate you . i think you are a self - absorbed , narcissistic , train wreck of a human being , but , hey , i do n't hate you . elizabeth : you know , it 's true . lucy : oh -- i 'm sorry , ok , i 'm sorry . listen , a lot of us did a lot of crazy things since caleb flew into town , ok ? elizabeth : yeah , but i married him . the gift that keeps on giving . lucy : do n't do this , elizabeth . elizabeth -- elizabeth : you know , lucy , whatever you think of me , i love my daughter . i would give my life for her . lucy : i know . i know that . i get it . i know . elizabeth : and i know that i have let her down time and time again , but i keep trying , ok ? i 'm trying to be a better person . i may never get that chance . lucy : you will . you 'll get that chance , i promise you . we will get alison back and you 'll get the chance , ok , i promise . do n't lose it now . stay with me . elizabeth : why does he keep these handkerchiefs ? lucy : elizabeth -- elizabeth : god , i found something . lucy : really ? what ? what is that ? elizabeth : my god . i must say , he has excellent taste . lucy : no , he does n't . he does n't have excellent taste . you know what these are ? these are -- vampire wedding rings . oh , my god . the question is , who does our charming little bat plan on marrying ? livvie : is what joshua said true ? if i sleep with a slayer -- rafe : your symptoms will vanish . i did n't even know until recently . i do n't know how joshua did . unless -- you . you knew ? caleb : there 's a few things we do n't like to share with our enemies . rafe : oh , that 's great . that 's great , caleb . just add a little more spice to his little game , huh ? alison : listen , i think he 's just trying to play mind games with us , that 's it . livvie : i only want you . caleb : i know . alison : livvie , do n't you even think -- livvie : stop it ! i 'm not ! i 'd rather be in pain than -- than be with anyone else . caleb : hey . hey . look , you listen to me , all right ? i will find a way to get to you . i will find a way to get to you . alison : i just ca n't even believe this . i ca n't even believe this situation . when they dragged you out of here , i did n't know what was going to happen to you . i had no -- i started thinking all these bad thoughts . rafe : i know , i know . it 's ok , it 's ok . now , what did joshua do to you ? why are you wearing that dress ? alison : i do n't know , he just -- he made me put it on . rafe : what did he do ? did he hurt you ? alison : no , he just wanted to make it look like we were on some date or something and he wanted to know about me . he was asking all kinds of personal questions . rafe : so how did this happen ? how did this happen ? you were supposed to be safe at lucy 's . alison : i know ! i know , we were , but then frank showed up and we did n't know that he was one of them until it was too late . rafe : that must mean that joshua and his crew are growing stronger . caleb : hey . hey . stay with me , sweetheart , all right ? you got to fight the pain . livvie : i 'm trying . caleb : this is all my fault . if i never would 've turned you , you -- you would n't be in this pain . livvie : no . no , i would 've never had the chance to be with you forever . if you could just hold me in your hands , it would make it bearable . caleb : then imagine my hand in yours , touching your skin , bringing you nothing but pleasure . livvie : caleb ? i 'm scared . am i going to die ? caleb : i wo n't let you . i wo n't let you . olivia ? i love you . and i -- i ca n't bear the thought of you being with -- livvie : i know . i know . caleb : do what you have to do to save yourself . frank : i 'll take care of it , sir , right away . ian : was that joshua ? frank : do n't be a fool , ian . you 're in over your head on this one . stay out of this . ian : ca n't do that . frank : then get out of my way . ian : what happened to you ? we were friends . frank : apparently , not anymore . ian : do the right thing and help alison . frank : do n't you get it , thornhart ? i am tired of doing the right thing . where 's it gotten me ? i 've been in trouble for a long time and you never noticed . you sat in my bar night after night and never saw what was happening to me . ian : you 're right . i 'm sorry . what can i do now ? frank : just do n't pretend you feel my pain and get out of my way . ian : i ca n't do that , frank . we 're going to have a problem . because i 'm not leaving before you tell me where alison is . frank : i said get out of my way , ian . ian : what are you going to do , kill me ? frank : if i have to . ian : oh , frank , frank , frank . we 've been friends for a long time . it 's going to end like this ? you do n't have the chops for this . i 've been a vampire a lot longer than you . frank : i 'm warning you , thornhart . ian : go ahead . [ frank yells ] [ dog barks ] ian : i have no quarrel with you . i want joshua . lucy : are you as creeped - out by this as i am ? elizabeth : i 'm confused . you know , he 's talked about destruction and killing , but he never once mentioned any kind of a marriage . something -- something is very wrong here . lucy : yeah . you are so right something 's really wrong . wait a minute . you know , we found pictures that joshua had taken of alison and of livvie . that must mean that one of those lucky ladies is going to get a swell marriage proposal , huh ? elizabeth : oh , no , he will marry alison over my dead body . lucy : oh , do n't say that . do n't even think it . he would probably enjoy that . elizabeth : oh , my god , what if he 's -- what if he 's already bitten her ? what -- what if he turned her ? lucy : it 's ok , elizabeth . stay with me , stay with me . we 're going to go find rafe and he 's going to help us get to the bottom -- [ key turns in lock ] elizabeth : it 's joshua . lucy : hide . hide . [ door closes ] joshua : what the hell are you doing here ? elizabeth : you are such -- such a darling . when were you going to tell me ? joshua : tell you what ? elizabeth : oh , come on , do n't deny it . i know you were going to surprise me . you were going to ask me to marry you . joshua : are you crazy ? elizabeth : oh , the answer is yes . oh , yes , of course i will . i will . i will . rafe : livvie , we ca n't do this . livvie : i do n't want to die . caleb : come to me , olivia . take my blood . take it . caleb : i told you i 'd take care of you . joshua ca n't touch us . alison : rafe , is that ok ? rafe : yeah , it 's fine . she ca n't turn him by feeding that way . alison : oh , my god . well , good , because the alternative , you know , you getting together with livvie , was -- rafe : was not an option . alison : no . what are we going to do ? how are we going to get out of here ? rafe : i do n't know . if i still had my powers , i would break down these bars and carry you right out of here . alison : what do we do ? rafe : we 'll find a way . all right ? we 'll find a way . alison : ok . [ next_on ] joshua : suddenly you 're back . i 'd like to know why . elizabeth : i came back to town because of you . karen : you pushed away everybody who cares about you . are you that consumed by this hatred ? kevin : yes . ian : what are you going to do , kill me ? frank : if i have to .
lucy takes offense at elizabeth 's sincere compliment that they are very much alike . while trying to gain frank 's trust over a beer , ian sets a trap to force the new vampire to reveal his true nature . smelling the blood in ian 's bag , frank follows him to the alley , where he `` catches `` ian preparing to drink the blood . surprised to learn that ian is also a vampire , frank strongly advises the doctor to accept it . joshua calls with a new assignment for frank . ian provokes frank into an attack and gains the upper hand . livvie 's blood hunger leaves her in agony . alison is forced to share caleb 's cell . joshua amuses himself with the current living arrangements in the dungeon . livvie vows not to give joshua the ring . joshua informs her that sex with a slayer will relieve the pain . elizabeth finds a set of vampire wedding rings belonging to joshua . lucy hides when joshua shows up , but elizabeth pretends to believe the ring is for her , and to joshua 's disbelief , she accepts the proposal he had no intention of making . although livvie and rafe vow to never sleep together , the pain is too much for the hungry vamp . his lip quivering , caleb forces himself to allow her to do whatever it takes . when rafe continues to refuse , caleb manages to get his arm within range of livvie 's mouth , and she feeds on him .
reese : lately , my life has gone downhill . i lost my band , lost my mojo and this bloke i was really into . but instead of freaking out , i just thought i 'd come up here and play . so here it goes . [ reese plays guitar ] reese : never know how much i love you never know how much i care when you put your arms around me i get a fever that 's so hard to bear you give me fever karen : kevin , you home ? kevin ? [ knock on door ] [ door opens ] karen : hey ! sorry to barge in , but the door was wide open . well , i 've heard of artists getting lost in their work . can i take a peek ? kevin : i 'd rather you didn't . karen : come on , it 's not like i 'm an art critic or anything . i just want -- oh , my god . joshua : now , i 'll ask you one more time -- what are you doing here ? elizabeth : you want to get married . i can not believe that you are going to make an honest woman out of me . of course , i 'll have to divorce caleb first , which should n't be diicult considering he 's just probably holed up in a cave somewhere with livvie . joshua : i 'm very tired . it 's been a very long day . elizabeth : oh , here , here , here , here . let me -- let me get that for you , sweetheart . joshua : all right . elizabeth : so what do you think about this wedding ? would yoprprefer just a small , intimate affair , or should we just go all out and have a grand soiree ? joshua : i 'll tell you what i think -- ix - nay on the wedding bells because it 's not going to happen , and i 'd like to know which part of `` get the hell out of town `` you don'tnderstand . elizabeth : but i thought -- joshua : no . you do n't think , elizabeth . that 's your problem . all you do is cause trouble wherever you go . i gave you a ticket out of dodge , allowed you to exit gracefully , and suddenly you 're back . i 'd like to know why . elizabeth : well , what would you say if i told you i came back to town because of you ? joshua : well , i 'd say you 're lying . and then i 'd say -- elizabeth : yes ? joshua : you 're dead . casey : yo , ricky -- ricky : it 's not a problem . i got it . am i the man or what ? all right , all right . goodbye . ah , i 'm dead . casey : what ? ricky : i ca n't seem to find joshua . casey : you know , some people would consider that a good thing . ricky : look , i do n't need you to bark at me right now , all right ? this is serious . casey : hmm . ok , fine . ok . ricky : all right ? they want stephen clay , and if i ca n't produce him , they 're going to cancel . casey : if you 're looking for joshua 's help , i think he 's a little too busy trying to conquer the world that he ai n't got time for your rock ' n ' roll . ricky : tell me about it . casey : why do n't you just relax , have some pizza . ricky : i do n't have time to relax and hang , ok ? i got some more calls to make . jamal : what 's up . hey . casey : hey . jamal : i got your message . what 's going on ? casey : this ! you 're looking at it -- jamal : yeah . casey : the best comfort food in the world right there . jamal : yeah ? who needs comforting ? oh , thank you . casey : you . jamal : me ? [ jamal chuckles ] jamal : you 're tripping , girl . casey : no , no , no . see , i was just thinking about it , and i figured your life really sucks right now , right ? jamal : gee , thanks . ok . casey : i 'm saying , you know , because marissa 's gone , your best friend jack 's being a jerk , you 're trying to stop ricky from becoming some vampire 's food , and you 're kicking it with me , a dead chick . jamal : well , when you put it like that , i guess this one pitcher of beer 's not going to be enough , is it ? casey : fine . how would you put it , then ? jamal : how would i put it ? well , first of all , i would n't say that i 'm alone or lonely . i 'd just say that i 'm freed up . casey : ok . then what about jack ? jamal : well , jack was a prize jerk when i met him , so why do n't you tell me something i do n't know . casey : ricky ? jamal : ricky 's so jacked about getting to the top that i think the blood boys better look out for him . casey : huh . all right , fine . then there 's , of course , yours truly . jamal : yeah , well , pretty lively for a dead chick , you know . casey : thank you , thank you , because you know what ? i just feel like i have n't been having fun lately , you know ? jamal : hey , look , look at me . do you see me complaining ? plus , how many guys get to hang out with an angel ? casey : you have a point there . jamal : yeah -- casey : huh . jamal : and a beautiful one , at that . casey : ah ! jamal : hmm . casey : nice little spin there . jamal : yeah , yeah . see , life 's not that bad , and when i look at it , it seems pretty good to me . [ phone rings ] ricky : ricky garza international recording studios . man : hey , honey . you know `` sweet alabama `` ? reese : it 's not my style . sorry . man : yeah , well , no offense , but you suck . ricky : hello ? jack : hey . hey , garza . garza , it 's me ricky : yo , jack , what 's up , dude ? listen , listen -- no , no , no . i ca n't tie up this line . i got some industry heavies calling , all right ? jack : yeah , whatever . look , i need your help . ricky : oh . all right . yeah , i got it . du , , i 'm there . i 'm rolling . hey , guys ? listen up -- i need you guys to come with me . casey : where ? ricky : look , i ca n't explain right now , but it 's an emergency . come on , let 's go . casey : what ? ricky : we got to go . jamal : let 's go . ricky : yeah , let 's go . jamal : yes , sir ! ian : look at me , frank . look at me ! i 'm giving you the chance of a lifetime . frank : yeah ? how so ? ian : hardly anyone knows that i 'm a vampire . turn me in to your boss and you 'll get a reward that 's how it works , is n't it ? frank : and why would you do that ? ian : i want alison back safe . frank : so you 're offering yourself as a trade ? i do n't think that 'll fly . ian : why do n't you take me to him and we 'll find out . frank : no deal . ian : you 're afraid of him , are n't you ? frank : hey , i anonot afraid of anything ! ian : yeah , yeah -- all this talk about being on the winning team . the truth is you 're still taking orders from someone else . frank : no , you do n't know what you 're talking about . ian : yeah , right . nothing 's changed for you . you 're just taking orders from a bigger idiot . that 's it . frank : i do n't have to listen this ! ian : that 's right , you do n't ! but if your boss finds out that you had a chance to turne e in and you did n't take it , what 's going to happen to your newfound glory ? lucy 's voice : i got to find something sharp to stake joshua . maybe my keys ! no . what is this ? what is this ? i got some -- lipstick . what am i supposed to do with that ? [ lucy sighs ] elizabeth : why is it that all the men in my life keep threatening to kill me ? joshua : oh , i do n't know . could it be that you 're so persistently annoying ? elizabeth : i do n't recall you finding me annoying when we were in bed together . joshua : you know , that femme fatale act only worked when you were a vampire , elizabeth . elizabeth : i could be one again . joshua : oh , really ? and do you think i want to listen to you complain night and day ? that 's the reason why i did n't give you a return ticket to eternity . elizabeth : but i miss you . joshua : oh , please . i do n't buy that . do you know what really annoys me ? the fact that you think that i would . now , cut to the chase . what 's the real story ? elizabeth : ahem . ok . i 'll tell you the truth . joshua : you 're going to tell me the truth ? ha ! i shall alert the media . [ elizabeth sighs ] elizabeth : i 've lost my marriage . i 've lost my daughter . i 've lost my money . and , you , on the other hand , you -- you have all the power . lucy 's voice : aha ! i could start a fire . elizabeth : and you know what kind of woman i am . lord knows you 've told me enough . i 'm basically selfish . i care about myself and no one else , so , therefore , i want you because of what you can give to me . no other reason . and remember , there are those other talents that i have , which , at the very least , could keep you amused . joshua : even though i hate to admit it , thalilile thing you do does make me very happy even when i know you 're lying . elizabeth : hmm . so , see ? see , we are a great team , and you 've done it . you -- you 've beat caleb . you beat him at his game . joshua : did n't i tell you that i would ? elizabeth : i know . do you have any idea how incredibly sexy that is ? lucy 's voice : ugh , if i can just get this little metal thingy off this wooden bar , i 've got myself a stake -- well , sort of . elizabeth : so tell me , what does a woman have to do to get back into your life ? joshua : you want to be with me ? elizabeth : mm - hmm . joshua : you know exactly what you have to do . elizabeth : but you just said that you would never turn me again . joshua : oh , my darling , you have just begged me so beautifully , you 've actually managed to change my mind . can you imagine that ? elizabeth : oh . joshua : and not to mention , you are something else in the bedroom . elizabeth : oh , well -- oh . joshua : so , you want to be with me , elizabeth ? elizabeth : yes . joshua : well , my darling , you are going to have to give it up , and i 'm not just talking about your pretty little virtue . i 'm talking about your mortality . so , are you ready to be turned ? ( woman # 1 ) it 's the reason we wentfor the three - bedroom house . kevin : not exactly the response an artist is hoping for , karen . karen : oh , i 'm sorry . kevin : you took one look at my painting then get green around the gills . karen : what is it ? kevin : my view of life . karen : come on , kevin . no one 's view of life is this dark , this -- kevin : awful ? well , take another look , karen . you have a good eye . you do n't recognize this ? the evil , the ugliness , the vampires . there 's no place like home . karen : is this what you really see ? kevin : you work in hospital , karen . you see this kind of suffering every day . karen : i also see people getting well . kevin : mm - hmm . people dying . karen : i save lives all the time . kevin : but it 's such an uphill battle , is n't it ? there 's so much suffering in the world , all we can really do is put a band - aid on it . karen : i do a lot more than that , and you know it . and you know what ? you used to do that , too , kevin , before you decided to get permanently mad with the world . kevin : no . i wised up and recognized what our corner of the rlrld really is . it 's a sty , karen . it 's a repository for all the rejects from the universe . karen : i feel sorry for you , kevin . kevin : maybe you 're the one who needs a reality check . karen : what happened to you ? kevin : life happened to me . karen : no , the way you are now , the way you 've been -- just over a year ago , i remember seeing you at this beautiful wedding with a wife who adored you , family , friends -- kevin : all those things are temporary . temporary . you 'll notice i 'm alone now . karen : actually , what i notice is that it 's your choice to be onone because you pushed away everybody who cares about you . are you that consumed by this hatred that -- this horror ? is that all you see now ? kevin : yes . jack : hey , hey , guys , what are you guys doing tonight ? come on in . there 's a hot new star inside trying out her new stuff . cover 's on me . all right , all right . hey , come on in , man . beers are on me . cover 's on me . hot new star inside . hey , guys , right this way . first 20 people get in fre ricky : yo , yo , jack . jack : hey , hey . ricky : the troops are here , man . jack : guys , just come on . follow me , all right ? jamal : hey -- no , whoa , whoa , whoa . is this my old buddy jack or that clown that 's been impersonating him for the last few weeks ? jack : hey . jamal : which are you ? jack : just helping out a friend . you know what i 'm saying ? jamal : all right , big boy . jack : hey , what 's up , girl ? reese : jack ! jack : how you doing ? reese : what is this ? jack : well , i thought you could use a crowd . reese : well -- ricky : sorry we 're late . caz : hey , girl , want some backup ? reese : i do n't know what to say . how did you find me ? jack : hey , it was n't that hard . reese : i did n't think we 'd ever see each other again . jack : yeah . well , i 'm pretty hard to get rid of . reese : i missed you . jack : yeah . well , it means sitting and talk or we can do some rock ' n ' rolling . reese : yeah . jack : let 's go . come on , big guys , show me your stuff . reese : ok . jack : let 's go . reese : one , two , three -- [ band begins playing ] casey : wow . wow , they sound great . jamal : yeah , they do . who needs stepn n clay ? stephen clay schmay . casey : hey , let 's get closer . jamal : what , you and me ? casey : yeah -- jamal : right now ? casey : to the stage . let 's go . jamal : oh , yeah , the stage . the stage . ricky : too late for me to know you to late for me to know you elizabeth : please slow down . slow down , slow down , slow down . what -- what 's the rush ? joshua : how do you want it ? want a slow , deebibite , or a quick penetrating nip ? elizabeth : i think that i just want to just savor this moment a little bit longer . i want to walk that delicious line between humanity and immortality just a little bit longer . joshua : i 'm so glad you 've decided to be by my side again . that 's exactly where you belong , elizabeth . elizabeth : no ! lucy : get away from her ! you know what they say about payback , huh , joshua ? [ cheers ] casey : yay ! whoo ! reese : thank you ! thank you , and good night ! ricky : wow -- guys , guys , guys , they freakin ' loved us ! caz : yeah . what a show . casey : wow . jamal : yeah . wow . ricky : check it out , guys . we were so slammin ' tonight , i bet you anything we 're going to have record label weasels fighting for us . caz : man , were we in the groove or what ! reese : i must admit , i really missed jamming . ricky : all right -- all right , guys , we make a promise right here and right now . we keep this band rocking . caz : with or without stephen clay . reese : hey , i 'm in . caz : me , too . ricky : all right , llll right ! time to celebrate and plan some gigs . caz : yeah ! reese : all right , start without me . i 'll be right back . ricky : all right . jack ! jack : oh , god ! you were great ! reese : how did you get all these people ? what , did you hijack a bus or something ? jack : well , i may have got them throughhehe doors , but you guys kept them in their seats , mm - hmm . reese : you made me feel like a star tonight , jack . thanks . jack : do n't mention it . reese : because i did n't think i could perform without , you know -- jack : fangs . fangs or no fangs , there 's a lot of talent here . besides , i do n't think i 've seen you better . reese : funny , i was going to say the same thing about you . casey : oh , my god . you sang like an angel , and trust me , i would know . jamal : oh , you were n't hahalf bad . ricky : look , guys , it just felt good to be up there playing again . and i am so glad that you were here to see it . casey : hey , i would n't have missed it for the world . i 'm still your number one fan . you know that ? ricky : that 's right . kevin : do n't look at me like that . karen : like what ? kevin : like somebody 's puppy just died . karen : look , kevin , everybody knows that it has n't been very great for you lately . kevin : you know , i 'm not looking for things like love and comfort anymore . they never last . karen : you mean lucy . kevin : yeah . you know , i bought into that for years , and what did it get me ? and since we 're on the subject , what has true love ever gotten for you ? karen : it 's given me hope . it 's really the only thing that matters in the long run -- people you love , people who love you . [ kevin gags ] kevin : still hoping and dreaming . karen : you know what ? i have a great idea . put your paints away . i am taking you out . we 're going to go somewhere noisy and fun -- kevin : thanks , but , no , thanks . karen : ok . so , what are you going to do ? stay up here and keep painting all these terrible pictures ? kevin : well , at least i 'm not viewing the world throhh rose - colored glasses . karen : wait a minute . just because i 'm not wallowing in self - pity does n't mean i -- kevin : no , karen , wake up and smelthe coffee . port charles is going to get a lot scarier , and it 's going to make my painting look like a hallmark card . karen : you look for bad things , kevin , you 'll find them . kevin : no . they find you . now , why do n't you go pick some flowers or sing a happy song ? i have work to do . joshua : well , the gang 's all here . ian : what are you doing ? where -- where 's alison ? joshua : why did you bring him here , frank ? frank : he 's a vampire . i thought you should know . ian : that 's right . let the women go so we can talk . joshua : i 'd li e to know who i can trust first . elizabeth , did you know there was a slayer in my closet ? elizabeth : no . no , i did not . lucy : no , she didn't . do you really think i 'd team up with an airhead like that ? i do n't think so . frank : they 're lying . they know you 're behind alison 's kidnapping . joshua : so you 're all working together , then ? ian : just deal with me . joshua : you 're all out to trap me . why do n't we just get it over with ? you want a fight to the death , slayer ? then go on . give it your best shot . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` . [ next_on ] livvie : we have to find a way out of here . rafe : and you know how . i can get us out of here , but not without your help . ian : elizabeth , don't . elizabeth : i want my daughter back ! i will pay the price ! anything he wants .
reese tries an unsuccessful solo act , unaware that jack is seated at the bar . after barging into kevin 's art studio uninvited , karen is shocked by what she sees on the canvas , which is kevin 's view of port charles . when she tries to drag him away for some fun , kevin warns her that port charles is going to get much scarier . obsessed with his painting , he tells her to go away and let him work . elizabeth keeps up the pretense of believing that joshua intends to propose . joshua has no intention of saddling himself with such an annoying woman -- until she reminds him of how good they are together . joshua agrees to take her back if she will become a vampire again . thinking that jamal needs cheering up , casey invites him to the recovery room for pizza and beer . after a call from jack , ricky gathers the troops to help out a friend . ian goads frank into taking him to joshua . while elizabeth distracts joshua , lucy searches the closet for something to use as a weapon against the vampire . as jack rounds up an audience , ricky , casey , jamal , and caz arrive at the bar . the band performs `` hey , sister `` for an appreciative crowd . reese is thrilled by jack 's gesture . as joshua prepares to bite elizabeth , lucy bursts out of the closet wielding a piece of a wooden hanger . frank arrives with ian and exposes elizabeth 's duplicity . joshua challenges lucy to fight him to the death .
casey : man , i am telling you guys , you totally rocked caz : here 's to rock ' n roll ! all : to rock ' n roll ! ricky : hey , hey , hey , check it out . i do n't think i ever sounded jamal : oh , yeah . you know , ricky , we know you invented this music . ricky : no , no , no , no . jamal : yeah , you did , you did . ricky : let 's just say i just d the original ide that 's right , that 's right . jamal : get out of here , man . reese : hey , do you guys realize that none of thi have happened if jack had n't tracked me down and saved me from dying up there ? jack : yeah , well , i just thought you could use a few friends in the audience , that 's all . reese : yeah , one really special friend . hey , beers for everyone . all : all right ! reese : hey , ricky , get your cute butt over here . jack : come on over here . drinks are on reese ! everybody , cheers ! reese : cheers ! casey : i 'm telling you , it must be feeling really good to know that you still got your chops , not even having to go to the blood bank between gigs and stuff , right ? rees it 's different , you know ? casey : different like good different , though , right ? reese : i 'm not sure . i 'm still getting used to being , you know , normal . caz : trust me , reese , you will never be normal . it did take quite some guts to get up there and play solo , so big props to that . how about that one ? ricky : hey , hey , hey , guys ? check it out , when you guys are done flossing each other , why do n't you spread a little love over here . reese : oh -- ricky : no , no , no . listen up . listen up . that guy over there just offered us a permanent gig to play at this place . reese : get out ! jamal : you the man ! ricky : our so - called manager can go straight to hell . reese : yeah ! joshua : seems like we 've got quite a situation here . you and i , frank , against -- whose side are you on , elizabeth ? elizabeth : my own . joshua : that 's my girl . ian : we do n't want any trouble . lucy : the hell we don't . what are you talking about ? ian : as i said , we just want to take alison back home . joshua : and what if i told you alison already is home ? ian : that 's not acceptable . joshua : not very good odds , thornhart . ian : i 'll take my chances . let the ladies go and deal with me . joshua : no . lucy : no . joshua : you 're the one that i want dead . frank ? elizabeth : oh , just stop it ! you 're all so disgusting ! i just had it up to here with all of you ! vampires and slayers and werewolves -- i think you 're just a bunch of losers , as far as i 'm concerned . joshua : stay out of this , elizabeth ! elizabeth : you can all just go bite yoseself and bleed to death for all i care ! this is between you and me , joshua . you can have anything you want from me as long as you just tell me where the hell my daughter is . joshua : you have got to be joking . rafe : why did n't joshua kill you ? caleb : you disappointed ? rafe : no . i 'm just curious . caleb : his satisfaction comes from watching us suffer . it amuses him to see me like this . of course , thanks to you and your friends , i like this . rafe : ok , you know what ? can you stop whining about your lack of fangs and just think for a minute ? what does he really want ? caleb : he worked for me , rafe . we did n't take a lot of time to talk about his hopes and his dreams . he 's on a power trip , that 's all . rafe : no . he has a bigger plan in mind . caleb : yeah ? what ? rafe : look , he 's collected a bunch of photographs . they 're -- he made a collage out of them , basically . they 're candid photos of livvie and alison . it 's basically a shrine . caleb : when wery you planning on telling me this little piece of information ? alison : rafe ? rafe : i thought you were sleeping . alison : no , i 'm not . joshua has been taking pictures of me ? rafe : ok . alison : oh , my god . that pig . rafe : alison -- alison : i swear , if he ever even lays one hand on me -- rafe : ok -- it 'll be ok . alison : i do n't want him around -- rafe : ok -- alison : at all . rafe : all right , all right . livvie : what are you guys yelling about ? alison : joshua has been taking pictures of you and me . he 's been stalking us . rafe , i would rather sit in this hole and rot here forever than let that pig -- rafe : he will be a dead man before i let that happen , all right ? alison : i ca n't do this . i do n't want to do this anymore . i can't . it 's too much . livvie : we have to find a way out of here . rafe : and you know how . now , if you created this system to take away my powers , you can tell me a way to override it . caleb : i ca n't do that . rafe : yes , you can ! look , if we rot in this hellhole , it 's going to be all your fault . now , i can get us out of here , but not without your help . [ captioning made possible a abc , inc . ] ian : elizabeth , don't . elizabeth : i want my daughter back . i will pay the price . anything he wants . joshua : sweetheart , there 's nothing you have that i want . elizabeth : but there is . you can turn me again . think about it , joshua . we had some laughs together as vampires , remember ? you 'd feed on me , i 'd feed on you , a little nookie in between . i left you with a smile on your face more than once . frank : good god , does n't she ever shut up ? joshua : do you know what the sad truth is ? when we were fooling around before , i was n't about to turn yo i was about to kill you . and this miserable plea -- it 's endearing . i 'm almost tempted to save your life -- almost . frank , kill her . ian : what kind of a coward are you ? shshua : and then you and i , frank , can take care of this accidental vampire . lucy : you 're forgetting about me , you know , joshua . joshua : yeah . from what i hear , you had your chance to help alison . you were n't quite up to the task , slayer . lucy : frank ! no ! do n't hurt her ! do n't hurt her . frank : i 'm sorry , lucy , i do n't take orders from you . ian : i wo n't let you do this ! lucy : frank ! ian ? i 've got joshua ! ian : lucy , no ! alison : caleb ? listen to him , please . rafe : i 'm trying to help all of us . caleb : of course you are . you 'd never just do this for yourself . livvie : you ca n't blame caleb for not trusting him . i mean , after all the pain i was in , i 'm sure if there were a way out of here , he would ha l let me out and not suffer . right ? alison : well , that is a good question , caleb . i mean , livv was in pretty bad shape . caleb : we are finding a way out of here . rafe : oh , yeah ? how ? how ? what are we going to do ? we just going to wait for , what , livvie to just lose so much weight that she 's going to be able to fit through the bars ? is that going to work , huh ? what she said is right , right ? you do n't trust me ? caleb : then again , what else is new ? rafe : i 'll tell you what , all of us being locked in here together -- that 's new . all right ? but you can do whatever you want . but unless you come up with a better plan , i am the only game in town ! caleb : oh , then i 'm finding the alternative . rafe : ok . you go ahead and do that . but i 'll tell you what , you better hurry because the thrill of torturing us is going to wear pretty thin , and that 's when joshua 's going to come in here and kill us both . now , as much as i hate to admit it , our lives are in your hands . livvie : once this feeding s worn off , i 'm going to be in pain again , are n't i ? caleb : yes . what do you want from me ? rafe : i want you to help me get my powers back so i can get o out of here . caleb : all of us ? all of us ? even knowing the inevitable will happen when olivia and i are together again ? rafe : i do n't have much of a choice , do i ? so i 'll take a leap of faith if you will . livvie : caleb , is there a way out of here ? please tell me there is a way . caleb : rafe is not going to let us be together . you know that . livvie : i ca n't go through that again . alison : i 'm sorry . rafe : why ? what for ? alison : for before -- the way i acted about joshua . i should n't let him get to me . rafe : no , no , no , no . we 're all losing it a little bit . it 's ok . alison : what do you think the pictures mean ? whwhat do you think that he wants with us ? rafe : i do n't know . but i promise you this -- when i get out of here , i 'm going to find out . whatever it is , i 'm going to put an end to it , all right ? caleb : rafe ? in the main room of the villa , there 's an antique desk . the keys for these cells are in the drawer on the right - hand side under a false bottom . rafe : good . that 's great . anything else you want to share with me , like how i get out of here ? caleb : patience . olivia ? go ahead and try one of your cheap tricks now . alison : my god , rafe . caz : so , how much does this gig pay ? ricky : a hell of a lot more than we 've been making ever since joshua 's been out there taking care of nobody but himself . reese : you can say that again . so , are we going to elect a leader for this crew ? ricky : it 's obvious . i 'm the lead singer . reese : what -- ricky : you 're lead guitar , and caz -- well , caz just wants toick up chicks . caz : it 's true . it 's true . ricky : all right , all right , all right . so let 's get comfortable here because we got some plans to make . caz : i thought we was just going to make music . casey : oh , see , now that 's why you 're the chick magnet and ricky here is the brains . ricky : uh - huh . thank you , casey . now , see , we 're going to do what joshua talked about doing but never put into motion . we are going to set off this band by using `` the music `` special . jamal : wait , wait , wait . i thought the whole hook for that was because you were vampires . casey : right . jamal : how you going to slide around that ? caz : yeah , man , because i 'm not going to that trip again . ricky : look , we got a real shot here , ok ? and with or without the invisible stephen clay , i 'm not letting it slip through our fingers . jack : now all you need is a gimmick . casey : no , no , no , i got one . i mean , you guys already have this whole vampire rumor thing going on , right ? why not just create the mystique ? jamal : yeah , yeah , nobody actually really believes it . come on , but they like , you know , the idea of it . casey : yeah , you just play the whole goth thing to the max , and then just fake out on them . ricky : wait . so we pretend we 're real vampires ? caz : works for me . jamal : yo . frank : this is the way you wanted it , ian . ian : this is the last thing i wanted -- you doing the dirty work for joshua . frank : whatever it takes . ian : you 're quite a street fighter , but that 's not going to help you here . frank : we 'll see about that . ian : do n't do it . you do n't know what i 'm capable of . you do n't know the strength i have . frank : your strength means nothing without a killer instinct . that 's where i have you dead to rights . [ ian screams ] caleb : hey ? hey ? you want my jacket ? here . you 're cold . alison : you know , you made all th h happen . your need for -- it 's all very ugly and evil . caleb : shh . livvie : willafe be able to get us out of here ? caleb : i do n't know . we 'll have to see how this all turns out . livvie : i should have stayed in the villa like you asked me to . if only i would have trusted you and waited -- caleb : hey -- livvie : i just got scared . caleb : do n't you do that to yourself . this is about survival . staying alive till we can be together -- that 's all that matters now . ok ? livvie : ok . caleb : ok . bruno : how did you get out ? rafe : hey . i know you . you 're the vampire who threw alison into her cell , right ? you let joshua terroze an innocent , beautiful woman . that 's great . bruno : you wait a minute . rafe : no . there will be no more waiting . it es here . rafe : looking for me ? joshua : is that a coat hanger ? is that the best you could do ? it 's not exactly up to your standards , is it , slayer ? lucy : it 's about all you 're worth , vampire . joshua : now , listen , why do n't we both just take a breath and go on about our lives and we 'll just call it a draw . lucy : a draw ? you really are a coward , are n't you ? joshua : no . i 'm not . i 'm just a little obsessive - compulsive . i do n't like to get my hands dirty . lucy : aw . poor baby . well , you 're just going to have to get over your obsessive - compulsive self , are n't you ? joshua : now , i would n't do that . lucy : say your prayers . joshua : i do n't pray . [ hanger falls on floor ] lucy : you 're not supposed to be able to do that . joshua : no ? seems to me i can do anything i want . lucy : i do n't understand . i do n't -- joshua : now , what do you suppose i 'm going to do with a slayer who 's lost her mojo ? casey : so , what do you guys think of my idea , huh ? you dig it ? ricky : all right , all right , look , if we 're going to fake our way through this , we better have the music down solid -- caz : oh , yeah . ricky : all right ? because that 's going to make the difference in the end . jack : if it was me , i would tone down the whole goth thing . ricky : what do you know about music ? jack : absolutely nothing . but what i do know is how to get someone to buy something they 're not sure they want . casey : oh , you mean run a con , do n't you ? jack : everything 's a con . you guys already have the whole vampire thing going for you . now , you do n't need to throw it in people 's faces . it 's not halloween where you have to dress up in a costume to get people to notice you . jamal : ah . i got -- i like this angle . now , tell us more about this idea of yours . jack : well , dress in normal , cool clothes like you do n't need to make a statement . and when people ask you who you are , where you 're from , give them a bunch of different answers . but if they mention the v word , you look at them , you smile , and you say , `` no comment . `` [ laughter ] jamal : yeah ! ricky : so we play up this whole mystery thing ? caz : oh , i 'm feeling this . i 'm feeling it . ricky : all right , all right . i like it , too . i like it . so , jack , you ever manage a band ? jack : sure . jamal : what ? get out -- no , no , he hasn't . since when ? jack : since now . jamal : ooh . casey : ooh . jack : i 'll manage you guys -- unless you want to wait for joshua to rise up out of the coffin . your choice . ricky : all right . well , we 'll think about it . what do you say ? caz : jack , i 'm with it . jack : all right , guys . caz : good show . jack : i 'll take you to the promised land , baby . reese : so , did i remember to thank you for everything tonight ? jack : yeah . it looks like i 'm going to be managing your band . but you owow what ? i do n't think a guy can be thanked too many times in one night . reese : no , i mean properly thank you for going beyond the call of whatever it is that you do so well . jack : what do you say we get out of here ? reese : yeah , let 's go to your place . jamal : take care , big boy . casey : bye . jack : talk to you soon . casey : go on -- say it . jamal : you really pulled that one out of thin air . casey : moi ? jamal : yeah , now , come on , come on . i know you did something weird to make that manager give them a gig here . casey : no , no , they really are a great band . jamal : yeah ? casey : beyond that -- i 'll never tell jamal : come on . come on , come on . casey : nope , nope , nope . jamal : girl , please . i can make you tell me , girl . casey : you can make -- jamal : that 's right . casey : please . i am the womanf steel . i can leap buildings with a single -- come on , quit ! what are you doing ? jamal : yeah , but you know what ? you got a weakness for guys like me . casey : i do -- like you ? what are you talking about ? ian : next time i kill you . lucy : no ! joshua : i could snap this pretty little stalk with a single twist . what is that ? lucy : what ? joshua : something 's wrong . something 's definitely wrong . [ lucy coughs ] ian : lucy ? you all right ? lucy : he tried to kill me , and then he heard something and just took off . i tried to -- i could n't stop him . [ frank groans ] lucy : i -- i had him right where i wanted him , and i could n't stop him . i let him get away . ian : it 's ok . we 'll get him . we 'll go find him . lucy : no , it 's not ok . do n't you understand ? that 's not the point . the point is -- ye you were right . something is very wrong with me . it 's not anemia . something else is wrong . ian : lucy , don't . lucy : no , i 'm a slayer . i 'm supposed to be able to stop him , and i couldn't . what 's happening to me ? alison : oh , my god . rafe . oh , my god , i was so worried about you . rafe : it 's all right . alison : you mean you did it ? livvie : caleb , come on , let me out ! let me out ! alison : let 's shut this -- no ! oh , god ! caleb , why did you do that ? livvie : hurry , please ! caleb : it 's a matter of trust , and i ca n't trust him . livvie : please hurry ! let me out ! alison : rafe , come on . oh , no . caleb : we 'll be together now . alison : rafe ? livvie : hurry . stay tuned for scen f from the next `` port charles : desire . `` potty training is so easy . [ next_on ] lucy : making love with you helps curb your appitite , huh ? ian : lucy , i do n't know . lucy : what are you saying ? are you saying that now i ca n't even help you anymore ? joshua : one of them is loose . caleb : one bite , and we 're both back as we were . alison : you got to wake up .
the band members celebrate the success of their first gig without stephen clay . ricky appoints himself leader , and jack 's ideas on how to promote the band land him the position of manager . ricky witnesses a kiss between jamal and a stunned casey . joshua turns down elizabeth 's offer to become a vampire again in exchange for alison 's safe return . when joshua orders frank to kill elizabeth , ian opens the way to the secret room , and she ducks inside . rafe tells caleb about joshua 's collage of photos . unwilling to let his olivia suffer again , caleb reveals a way for rafe to leave the cell . following caleb 's directions , rafe locates the keys to the two cells , only to be interrupted by bruno . recognizing him as the vampire who imprisoned alison , rafe attacks . when frank does n't heed ian 's warning to back off , ian jabs a long , sharp crystal into his chest . caleb makes a friendly gesture to a cold alison by letting her wear his coat . joshua prevails against lucy , who has no power against the vampire . sensing something wrong at the villa , joshua leaves a confused lucy alive . rafe frees alison and caleb , but caleb knocks him out and takes the keys to olivia 's cell .
elizabeth : did i really see what i just saw ? this has got to be some kind of a nightmare . it has to be . just -- please , just let me wake up . let me wake -- oh , i 'm so sorry . gail : i 'm sorry . elizabeth : i 'm sorry . gail : i 'm sorry . i just did n't see you there . elizabeth : you 're -- you 're the psychiatrist from the hospital , are n't you ? gail : yes , yes , i am . elizabeth : i ca n't believe t run into you -- really run into you . please -- i have just had the most horrible experience . can i please talk to you for a minute ? gail : well , look , why do n't you call the hospital for a referral -- elizabeth : no , no , no , no , you do n't understand . really , this is an emergency . gail : yes , but i 'm just on my way -- elizabeth : i just saw frank scanlon pull a stake out of his own heart . gail : a stake ? elizabeth : yes , the kind that you use to kill vampires . gail : vampires elizabeth : i believe that ian thornhart drove a stake through frank 's heart . gail : ah -- well , my goodness . oh , well , yes , come on . let 's sit down here a minute . you 'll be all right . justhere a minute , ok ? lucy : i have absolutely no idea what happened to me back there . it was like i had no power at all . ian : uh - huh . what were you thinking , going after joshua by yourself ? lucy : you know what i was thinking . i thought i could handle joshua because you had your hands full with frank . ian : yeah , well , he could 've killed you . lucy : i know . is n't that the point ? he could 've killed me . he 's not supposed to be able to do that . i 'm the slayer , he 's the vampire . i had a wooden stake . he knocked it out of my hand like it was absolutely nothing . ian : lucy -- lucy : oh , god , and frank , too ! frank -- i lost to frank . i lost to joshua . and now , on top of that , i feel like my whole body 's falling apart . i 'm losing my powers , so i guess i 'm just useless . ian : slow down ! you 're not falling apart . you 're lovely and you 're fine . lucy : i want to believe that . ian : well , it 's true . lucy : could you maybe kiss me ? maybe kiss me to make me believe that ? ian : all right . joshua : one of them 's loose . well , no matter . joshua : we 'll just let them have their fun , wo n't we , bruno ? because we know when they want to get completely free , they have to get by me . livvie : yes , caleb . i ca n't wait another second . then i 'll have you back . caleb : back as i was . one bite , and we 're both back as we were . alison : please -- come on , wake up . please . come on , honey . caleb , why did you do this ? you said that you would help us , but instead you used him to help yourselves . caleb : you would 've done the same thing to me . alison : no , you do n't know that ! caleb : uh - uh . i know how he operates . he was never going to let olivia and i to be together . he knows what that means . alison : what , about being a vampire ? livvie : come on , caleb . please , hurry ! i want you so bad , i can taste it . caleb : i know . rafe : alison -- alison : are you ok ? talk to me . are you ok ? rafe : yeah , i 'm ok . what 's happening ? alison : livvie 's just about to turn caleb . you have to do something if you can , please . what ? rafe : do n't worry . he wo n't be getting inside . caleb : ugh ! the key to the cell is n't there . rafe : i know . come on , caleb . did you really think i was that stupid ? caleb : where is that key ? rafe : oh , i hid it well , vampire . i 'm sorry -- i mean ex - vampire . caleb : i knew i should have never helped you get out of here . rafe : and i knew you 'd double - cross me . caleb : i wo n't forget this . rafe : neither ll i . but for now , you 're not going to get anywhere near livvie . livvie : you ca n't keep us apart forever . he 's going to be turned . it 's only a matter of time . alison : well , it 's not going to be tonight , livvie . rafe : yeah . if i have anything to say about it , it 's not going to be ever . livvie : caleb , please do something . do n't let them get away with this . caleb : listen to me . i am going to get you out of there one way or another , i promise . livvie : how ? caleb : i 'll find a way . i 'll find a way . livvie : please be careful . caleb : be back before you know it . livvie : be careful . alison : rafe -- rafe , are n't you going to go after him ? rafe : why ? he 's not going to find the key . alison : how can you be so sure ? rafe : well , because -- alison : oh , my god . rafe it 's right here . alison : i should have known . i should have known . livvie : no , you think you 've won , rafe , but he 's going to be back . he 'll be back . rafe : oh , i 'm sure of that , but we 'll be gone before that . come on , let me get you out of here . livvie : no . no , no ! please , do n't leave me here . alison : rafe -- livvie : don't . you ca n't , please . rafe : yeah , we can . alison : no . rafe , wait . rafe : i just want to get you out of here . alison : no -- rafe : all right ? i 'll come back for livvie . livvie : no . no , he wo n't , alison . he won't . alison : rafe -- rafe : alison , come on . alison : no . rafe : come on . livvie no ! no , please , do n't do this . do n't leave me here alone . please . lucy : maybe you 're right . everything is going to be ok . ian : of course it is . joshua : well , well . master caleb 's roaming around out of his cage . caleb : and i see good help is hard to find these days . joshua : you 're right . obviously , your new best friend , the slayer , did this since you are -- how shall i put this ? -- powerless . caleb : how do you know ? how do you know livvie and i have n't gotten together already ? how do you know , joshua , that i 'm not back to what i was ? joshua : i considered that . but when i saw you walk in here alone , without olivia in tow , then i assume you 're looking for a way to set her free . caleb : you are enjoying all this , are n't you ? joshua : immensely . caleb : you always did think you were better than me . joshua : you never should 've been a vampire , much less a ruler . caleb : hmm . oh , you can keep telling yourself that . but deep down , we both know the truth . joshua : what truth ? caleb : well , that even now , i could still crush you like a bug . joshua : do you think so ? caleb : let 's put it to the test . joshua : what are you talking about ? caleb : let 's do this -- you and me , once and for all . joshua : you , a mere mortal ? you ca n't be serious . caleb : i 'm dead serious . what do you say ? to the death , or -- or maybe you do n't got the guts . joshua : i 've never walked away from a challenge . and for that , you 'll be sorry . you 'll be truly sorry . did you ever notice how kids have the perfect hair color ? elizabeth : so lucy and i broke into joshua 's little hideaway . gail : joshua being the bad vampire ? elizabeth : the worst . and lucy , who 's a vampire slayer , was hiding in the closet when he came back in . gail : lucy 's the vampire slayer -- in the closet ? elizabeth : yes , where she was ingeniously fashioning a stake out of a hanger . gail : oh , to kill frank scanlon . elizabeth : no , no , no , no . ok , now you 're totally mixed up . no , frank came rushing in with ian , which is how joshua knew that there was no way that i was really going to marry him , much less let him bite me -- which i would . i mean , i would if he would only agree not to marry or -- or bite alison . gail : who is your daughter ? elizabeth : yes , and he 's holding her captive . gail : alison barrington ? elizabeth : yes . i mean , would n't you do that if your daughter was -- was in the clutches of a vampire ? gail : oh , well , absolutely -- elizabeth : and a bad vampire . i mean , a bad -- not the kind of vampire that i was . gail : because you were one of the good ones ? elizabeth : well , i do n't think that you can reay y say that being a vampire is a good thing . it -- but -- well , yeah -- i was probably one of the good ones , yes . gail : well , you know , this is -- this is all very interesting , and i really would like to hear about more of this story , you know , perhaps maybe even take some notes . but right now , i just have to check in with the hospital . one minute here , ok ? thank you . oh , hi , it 's dr . baldwin . yes . i -- i have a friend here with me , and , well , i 'd like to bring her in tonight . right . yes . well , we 're in the park . you know , it really might be best if you send somebody to -- elizabeth : wait ! did you -- what are you dog ? g ? wait ! god , i am pouring out my heart to you . what are you -- what are you doing ? you 're calling someone to have me committed ? lucy : oh . i think that is exactly what i needed . ian : you feeling better ? lucy : yeah , much better . ian : well , i 'm glad . lucy : hey -- i 'm kind of sorry i freaked out on you there for a minute . i -- i -- i guess , with everything that 's going on , i was due for sort of a meltdown . ian : if this is your way of blowing off steam , then , as a doctor , i have to tell you , you should do this more often . lucy : oh , ok . well , then , i 'll take the doctor 's advice . ian : mm - hmm . lucy : we will . ian : we 're going to regroup and find alison . i know we will . lucy : right , right . we do have that tiny problem with joshua and frank , though . ian : it 's not a problem . we 'll get a crack at them , as well . lucy : but i had a chance to get him . i could have nailed him . i was so close . ian : hey , stop blaming yourself . lucy : i do , because we both know something is wrong with me . ian : just off your game , that 's all . lucy : i think it 's more than that . ian : no , no , it 's -- whatever it is , we 'll -- we 'll figure it out . ok ? lucy : ok . well , you know , at least i have n't lost my most important slayer power of all . ian : what 's that ? lucy : you know . at least making love with you helps curb your appetite , uh ? not so hungry ? ian : yeah . lucy : ian ? it -- it -- it does , right ? i mean , it does help , right ? ian : lucy -- lucy : what are you -- what are you saying ? are you saying that now i ca n't even help you anymore ? livvie : alison -- rafe , you got to let me out . i got to get out . i got to get to him . i have to get to caleb . i have to help him , please . rafe : i know how you want to help him . livvie : no , i do n't mean that ! joshua 's going to go after him and kill him . once he finds out he escaped , he 's going to come after all of us . rafe : that 's why we 're going to get out of here . livvie : no , i have the ring . i have the ring . i can help -- i can help you fight him . i can help . rafe : that -- that 's rereat . thanks , but i do n't want to take the chance of you turning caleb back . livvie : no , this is n't about me turning him back . it 's about me saving his life . alison , please -- please , you know what i 'm talking about . you understand this . you would do anything to protect rafe , would n't you ? alison : yes , but -- livvie : well , that 's all i 'm trying to do . i am trying to keep the man i love safe . i 'm trying to keep him from being killed . alison : i know that you 're really scared -- rafe : do n't listen to her . alison : and you 're afraid -- rafe : do n't listen to her ! she 's just trying to manipulate you . livvie : that is not true ! you know how much i love him . rafe : you know what ? if there was a chance that -- that letting you out of here -- that you and joshua and caleb would all do each other in , then i would do that . but that 's not what 's going to happen . livvie : what , you think i 'm going to take his side ? rafe : i do n't know what 's going to happen if caleb gets turned into a vampire again . but i know this -- i ca n't fight a war on two fronts . so see you around , livvie . livvie : no , no . rafe , you 're wrong ! all i want to do is save him . i love him . alison : rafe , please , you got to help him . livvie : do n't do this to me , please . do n't turn your back on me . you can't . you -- you can't . you know this is the only man who has ever loved me . please , i am begging you . i am begging you . he is all i have . please , do n't do this to me . alison : ok . ok , rafe , please , you got to help him . you do . rafe : alison -- alison : you do . please . you need to help him . rafe : come on . alison : no , wait . rafe : go . alison : you have to . rafe : this is caleb morley you 're talking about , remember ? your worst nightmare . alison : i know caleb morley was my worst nightmare until now . please , you have to help him . caleb : that was pathetic . joshua : i 'm just getting started . caleb : i 'd have finished someone off in half the time . what is your problem ? joshua : i 'm enyiying the moment . caleb : come on . let 's see what you got . joshua : you want a fight to the death ? i 'll give you a fight to the death . caleb : ooh ! joshua : ow ! caleb : what ? what was that you said about death ? come on . that 's the best you got ? joshua : you think this is over ? caleb : it was over the minute you tried to take my place ! joshua : i did take your place . because i know what i want and i know how to get it . not like you . it made me sick to see how easily you walked into my trap . caleb : you mean the -- the trap to kill me ? the one that failed so miserably ? because as you can see , i 'm still standing here . joshua : just -- caleb : you know , i got to hand it to you , old man -- this never - say - die attitude even in the face of defeat . joshua : i 'm not defeated . i will never be defeated , especially not by you . caleb : well , obviously , you ca n't defeat me . you with all your power and me standing here with nothing . joshua : we 'll see about that . caleb : ha ! look at you . you are an embarrassment . joshua : you think i 'm stupid . i know whayoyou are up to . you 're trying to provoke me so i 'll bite you . that will never happen . caleb : you 're having enough trouble with me now . imagine if i was a vampire . joshua : you 'll never be a vampire . you 'll never be mortal . you 'll always be dead ! elizabeth : i am not crazy . gail : no . no , mrs . barrington , i 'm not suggesting that you are . i was just -- well , i thought you might like to take some time off so you could just relax . elizabeth : what -- oh , my goodness . i 'm sorry -- did -- did you actually believe the story that i was telling you with vampires and slayers and stakes -- that -- i am a much better storyteller than i ever thought . gail : so you were just making it up ? elizabeth : from the minute that i saw you , i knew that you would be the right person to -- to run this by , this -- this movie that i 'm writing . gail : so you 're a writer ? elizabeth : mm - hmm . well , actually , i 'm probably more of a producer type , if you really ask me . writer / producer . but when i create my characters , i actually prefer to use the names of people that i actually know -- ian , frank , lucy . it -- it just helps me create them . gail : well , look , i have an awfully busy schedule , but i -- let me see . i 'd be glad to give you my card just in case you want to talk again . but , reay , y , i -- i think you should take some time off . just relax . elizabeth : well , i actually -- i 'm working around the clock on this project , but -- but thank you . gail : well , can i call you a cab , huh ? elizabeth : oh , no , thank you . i 'm just going to -- to walk some more . that fresh air gets my creative juices flowing . gail : all right . fine . well , you take good care . elizabeth : i will . thank you . thank you very much . nice to meet you . god . that is the last time that i open up to some crazy shrink . lucy : wait -- it 's true , is n't it ? we just made love , and you 're not sated at all . you 're still hungry . ian : no , i 'm -- of course the lovemaking helped , you know . lucy : but it did n't -- i mean , it kind of makes sense . all the sensations i 've been feeling , feeling so confused and dizzy -- i am losing my power . it was n't just a fluke that i could n't fight joshua and frank . ian : lucy -- lucy : no . this confirms it . if i ca n't help you , then i am losing my powers . ian : stop . you 're jumping to conclusions , honest . lucy : i 'm not jumping to conclusions . i think i 've been afraid of this for a while and i just did n't want to believe it . ian : well , then , do n't believe it . i 'm just -- lucy : i ca n't help it . i 'm -- i 'm really scared . because if i 'm losing my powers , what 's that mean to you ? ian : do n't -- do n't do that . do n't -- i -- look at me . i 'm fine . huh ? you 're fine . we 're all fine . everything is good . lucy : but i can still feel that you 're not -- you 're still -- ian : i 'm what , hungry ? a little hungry , a little tense , you know , but that -- look , what we went through would take a few more times of what we just did to get me back down . lucy : really ? you 're not -- you 're not just saying that to make me feel better ? ian : no . you give me everything i need and always have . lucy : ok . i just -- i do n't know what i would do if i could n't help you anymore . ian : you 're helping me just by loving me . and i love you . [ caleb groans ] alison : oh , god -- no ! no -- joshua : too late , slayer . you 're late . alison : rafe ! caleb : stop him . alison : oh , god . caleb : he 's going after olivia . alison : oh , god . rafe : it 'll be ok as long as she has the ring . alison : no -- rafe : right now , i just want to get alison out of here . caleb : joshua -- alison : no , we -- rafe : i 'll deal with him later . alison : we ca n't leave him here . he g going to bleed to death . caleb : olivia ! alison : oh , god , rafe . oh , god . rafe : right now , i 'm still worried about you . come on . alison : no , no ! we have to help him somehow ! rafe : alison -- alison : rafe , he 's mortal now . do n't you understand that ? we are the ones responsible for making him human . we ca n't leave him here . he 's going to bleed to death . we ca n't leave him or livvie . joshua : damn ! damn them all ! livvie : they did it . they got away . joshua : yes . they got away and they left you behind . you did n't think about that , did you ? caleb , the love of your life , saved his own skin andidid n't think about yours . so now it 's just you and me , all alone . livvie : they 'll co back for me . you 'll see . caleb will come back . joshua : perhaps . but at that point , you 'll already have starved to death . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` kevin : you could do a whole lot better than frank scanlon . frank : you want to repeat that , kevin ? alison : you got to help me , rafe , please . caleb : olivia -- alison : please , for me . please . joshua : go on . you 're free to go . after you give me the ring .
elizabeth 's chance encounter in the park with gail almost results in her being committed to the psych ward . realizing this , elizabeth says that her wild tale about vampires was for a movie she 's writing . after lucy 's failure to defeat joshua and frank , ian tries to reassure her that she 's perfectly fine . they make love , and lucy is glad that at least she still has the power to alleviate ian 's blood hunger . ian admits that he 's still hungry , but he believes that the day 's events took a lot out of him , and he 'll need to make love a few more times to be back to normal . he is shocked to see a clump of lucy 's hair come out in his hand . joshua sits down to wait for the escapee . when caleb learns that rafe hid the key to olivia 's cell , he goes upstairs to find a way to free her . as rafe tries to get alison to safety , livvie begs him to release her . rafe and alison disagree about what to do , but rafe prevails , leaving livvie alone in the dungeon . caleb challenges joshua to fight to the death . caleb easily has the upper hand until joshua slits his opponent 's throat . when alison and rafe find caleb bleeding to death , joshua heads for the dungeon . despite rafe 's insistence on getting alison out of there , she refuses to leave caleb there to die . joshua taunts livvie with the claim that caleb abandoned her . when she does n't believe this , he tells her that she will have starved to death by the time he returns for her .
frank : oh , ian will pay for this . i do n't know how or where . karen : i wish i knew where he was , victor . you 're sure frank did n't call or leave a note somewhere or -- victor : nope . missed two days in a row . karen : well , you should n't have to be working all these hours . victor : the trouble is i ca n't afford to hire anybody , really . not until business gets better . karen : if i was n't working double shifts at the hospital -- hey , maybe that 's him . victor : no such luck . kevin : victor . hello , karen . karen : well , it 's nice to see you finally put that paintbrush down , doctor . kevin : well , it 's nice to see someone around here actually misses me . victor : you want something , kevin ? kevin : yeah , a burger , if it 's not too much trouble . victor : no , i think we can manage that . kevin : and i like it -- victor : well - done . i remember . karen : still pretty strained between you two . kevin : it 's been worse . how about you ? you 've looked better . karen : jeez , kevin , you have a way of making a girl feel all warm and fuzzy inside . ken : n : just an observation . you 're here alone , the food 's getting cold , and you keeping eyeing the front door . it 's frank , is n't it ? karen : i 'm not in the mood , ok ? kevin : you 're going to have to wise up sooner or later . karen : look , i know you think you 're helping , but -- kevin : i 'm just saying you should stop wasting your time . you could do a whole lot better than frank scanlon . karen : frank . frank : you want to repeat that , kevin ? lucy 's voice : i 'm really scared . if i 'm losing my powers , what does that mean to you ? ian : hey , do n't do that . do n't -- i -- look at me . i 'm fine . you 're fine . we 're all fine . everything 's good . lucy : you 're not just saying that to make me feel better ? ian : you give me everything i need and always have . lucy : ok . i just -- i do n't know what i would do if i could n't help you anymore . ian : you 're helping me just by loving me . and i love you . ian : it 's more than just losing her slayer powers . lucy : hey . ian : hey . lucy : i think i probably could have stayed under that shower all night . thank you . ian : how are you feeling ? lucy : good . you know , better . not really . ian : you 're thinking of alison . lucy : ca n't stop . you know , she 's missing . she 's out there somewhere , and rafe -- we do n't know where the heck he is . and i 'm feeling totally useless . ian : we 'll find them . it 's ok . give yourself a break . lucy : maybe i should go the apartment , you know ? maybe i should go call some people -- n : n : maybe you should n't do anything except relax . doctor 's orders . just get some rest , please . lucy : i can't . i ca n't rest knowing joshua 's out there . i let him go . i ca n't rest knowing that . he could have rafe and alison -- ian : can we not talk about joshua for the moment ? lucy : he almost snapped my neck in two . ian : but he didn't . lucy : no . but as bad as caleb was as a vampire , joshua 's worse . he a stone- cold killer . i looked in his eyes , and all i saw is he 's proud to kill . he likes it . [ phone rings ] joshua : face it , livvie . caleb will not make it back in time . livvie : he 'd never let me starve . he 'll come for me , and then he 'll destroy you . joshua : if he 's still alive . livvie : `` if `` ? what have you done to him ? joshua : oh , really , how sweet , how touching . here you are starving for blood and you 're worried about -- livvie : where is he , joshua ? joshua : what , your hero ? oh , he took off . he saved his own ass and did n't give a thought for you . livvie : no , he would n't do that . joshua : yeah , he did n't even give so much as a backward glance . livvie : he would never leave me . joshua : well , why do n't you go find out for yourself . go on . you 're free to go . go ask him . happy hunting . after you give me the ring . livvie : never . as long as it protects me from you , you will never have caleb 's ring and all of its powers . joshua : then i 'll just have to take it from you , wo n't i ? livvie : yeah , i 'd like to see you try . go ahead , try and take it , joshua . i 'd like to see you fly halfway across the room . rafe : come on , i 'm going to get you out of here now . alison : no ! no ! caleb : get to livvie -- alison : look , we ca n't just let him bleed to death ! rafe : do you want to be the next one on joshua 's carving block ? alison : no , i do n't , but i wo n't let him die like this . rafe : alison , come on , let 's go ! alison : no , i can't . do n't you understand , rafe ? he 's mortal now . he is not a vampire anymore . caleb : forget about me . forget about me . alison : shh . just lie still , ok ? rafe -- oh , god . caleb : get to olivia . do n't let joshua get to her . alison : rafe -- rafe : livvie is protected . she has your ring . caleb : he 'll find a way . alison : oh , rafe , please do n't -- you got to help me , rafe , please . caleb : olivia ! olivia ! alison : rafe , please , for me . please . please . oh , god . caleb : no . get olivia . alison : be careful , rafe . oh , rafe -- caleb : leave me . get olivia , rafe . frank : you got something to say , kevin , say it to my face . karen : frank , please -- frank : because i 've just about had it -- kevin : with what , frank ? with what ? tell me . because if you 're in the mood for an argumt -- frank : you know what , kevin ? whatever your problem is , it 's not worth fighting over , especially not in front of karen . kevin : looks like you had your fight tonight already . what happened to your shoulder ? frank : no big deal . i hurt it on the job . kevin : is that so ? frank : you ok ? karen : yeah . thanks for stopping it before it got worse . frank : a lesson i learned from you . karen : frank , where have you been ? frank : i know what you 're thinking -- karen : just answer me . frank : no more gambling . i gave it up . karen : uh - huh . just like that ? frank : you were right , karen . it was no way to try to get this place out of debt . karen : so tonight you stopped ? frank : i needed some time to think , but now it 's over . i was n't just going to lose this place . i was -- i was going to lose you , and nothing is worth that . karen : i do n't get a kick out of being a one - woman vice squad , frank . frank : i know , and i want to have the best shot that we can . karen : so do i . but , frank , we 've had so many problems , and -- frank : oh , karen . listen , do n't worry . for the first time in a long , long time , i have got everything under control . joshua : ok , you have it your way , livvie . you keep the ring and you starve to death . livvie : no , please ! do n't do this . joshua : do n't know what difference it makes , anyway . ring , no ring . food , no food . now you 've lost your one true love . livvie : please -- joshua : oh , but you 've lost him so many times before , have n't you ? livvie : stop it . joshua : did you see the way he looked at the lovely alison ? i did . he was so protective of her , and we know the history he has with women . livvie : no -- joshua : i want her , i do n't want her . i love her , i do n't love her . livvie : no , i wo n't listen to you . joshua : admit it , livvie . your true love tries women on like dress shirts . livvie : not anymore . joshua : oh , please . do you believe that ? where 's caleb ? gone . where 's alison ? gone . what about livvie , his love ? oh , he forgot to take her . livvie : no . joshua : well , you be a good girl and you give it some thought . you take all the time you need . you have all the time in the world . or maybe you don't . livvie : caleb loves me , and he 'll back for me , you 'll see . he 's coming back . caleb : find olivia . find olivia . alison : ok , just lie still . rafe , please , can you get some more cool water ? rafe : yeah , yeah , i 'll be right there . caleb : joshua -- he 'll hurt her . alison : no , it 's ok . it 's ok . caleb : do n't hurt olivia . do n't hurt alison . alison : alison ? why alison ? rafe , please . god . lucy : alison ? alison : oh , lucy , ian . lucy : rafe , alison . ian : how is he ? alison : he 's -- there 's been no change . lucy : listen to me . i am so sorry that i could n't protect you . i 'm just glad you 're all right and you 're safe . alison : no , you did everything you could . i 'm so glad you 're ok , too . lucy : no , i didn't . i lost to frank , i lost to joshua . i just -- i feel so powerless . i 'm sorry . alison : no . rafe : what do you mean , `` powerless , `` lucy ? are you ok ? lucy : yeah -- no , i 'm fine . we 'll talk about it later . [ caleb groans ] lucy : he does n't sound so fine , though . rafe : yeah , well , he got the worst of it . lucy : what -- what happened ? rafe : joshua locked us in cells in caleb 's villa . alison : we would still be there if it were n't for rafe . caleb : got to get to olivia -- ian : you got to relax . give me the keys . let 's get him out of here and get him to a hospital . rafe : no way , not possible . alison : why ? lucy : why ? what are you -- rafe : i do n't know . i do n't know , all right ? i get this feeling that there are others . lucy : rafe , what are you talking about ? what do you mean , `` others `` ? rafe : vampires . i do n't want to take the chance of caleb being bitten . alison : or killed . wherever you go , victor : burger up . anything else ? kevin : yeah . a refill . victor : we may have a bottomless coffee cup here , but i 'm going to have to charge you for this . frank : hey , victor , how about some good news ? what do you say ? i found a buyer for the bar . victor : you what ? karen : and it gets better . frank : yes , it does . the offeisis five times more than what we thought the bar was worth . victor : that 's incredible ! kevin : yeah . it also does n't make any sense . frank : you do n't know anything about the deal . kevin : no , but why would anybody pay that much ? frank : the guy really wants the place . victor : your mother 's going to be so relieved . no more tapping into the savings to pay the mortgage . frank : see ? i told you everything would work out . karen : so , who is this guy , the big spender ? frank : he 's a developer with lots of plans and a lot of cash . kevin : nobody pays that kind of money , no matter how much cash they have . frank : you know , you really like to rain on everybody 's parade , do n't you ? victor : frank , you have any of this in writing -- kevin : five times the value ? a deal like that has scam written all over it . come on , frank , what are you up to ? livvie : no , just get away from me ! ow ! ow ! joshua : the pangs have started . oh , dear . livvie : please -- joshua : the hunger , the wasting , the feeling tha the body is feeding on its own bone and blood . livvie : stop it ! stop it ! joshua : oh , dear . i 'm so sorry . i do n't want you to feel this way . i really don't . i 'd like to take your pain away . why do n't you come to your senses , and i 'll take all of this away . i 'll give you some fresh , new bld . d . livvie : please -- joshua : then give me the ring . livvie : no ! i ca n't , i can't . joshua : what a waste . what a pity . let me know when you change your mind . livvie : never . i 'll never change my mind , not for you , joshua . joshua : maybe you would for somebody else . lucy : alison , let me get this straight . did you say what i think you said ? that you do n't want anybody to kill him , after everything he 's done to this town ? alison : lucy , that was before . lucy : oh , my god . what are you -- ian , what are you doing ? ian : i 'm a doctor . lucy : i know that , but how can you work on him after what he 's put you through ? ian : lucy , please . lucy : fine . i think you guys are all absolutely nuts . what , are you just trying toostpone him from going to hell a little bit sooner ? is that it ? alison : look , lucy , i understand your frustration , but you have to understand , we 're not saving a vampire , we 're saving a man . ian : enough talk . you give me a hand and find the keys for this thing . lucy : rafe -- rafe : look , i know how you feel , lucy . lucy : no , you don't . and i 'm not just talking about that . listen , cousin , i really think i 'm losing my powers . rafe : when did this start to happen ? lucy : right after that explosion at the hot spring . and i kn i it 's not just this head injury . rafe : well , you fell into the water , too , remember , before the explosion ? lucy : yeah , i did . oh , my god , do you think it 's the water ? rafe : well , i was afraid it could have that kind of effect , but it did have healing powers . i mean , it healed the vampires . lucy : wait a minute , so what are you saying ? if it heals vampires , that it has the opposite effect on vampire slayers ? rafe : well , yeah . i mean , i was kind of afraid of that . it could drain a slayer 's power . lucy : do n't say that . it ca n't be . i mean , i 'm not just thinking about me , but what au ut ian ? he counts on me to save him from having to feed . ian : get me some more water , please . caleb : it must be tough , being around all this blood . ian : you talk too much . caleb : i know the hunger . i know how hard it is not to feed on fresh -- ian : well , i 'm not you , am i , caleb ? caleb : one bite , that 's all . rafe : to turn you back to a vampire ? nice try , caleb , but that 's not going to work . there 's a new wayto freshen small spaces : kevin : come on , frank , the truth . frank : i found a buyer for the bar , kevin . what else is there to say ? good things can happen to people , you know ? kevin : not in this town . not lately . and definitely not to you . victor : i do n't know about that . now , maybe things are starting to turn around for all of us . frank found a buyer , and i may have just gotten myself another job . kevin : a what ? victor : i got a call this morning . apparently , the port charles building commissioneleleft town rather unexpectedly . karen : and they asked you to take his post ? victor , that 's fantastic . victor : well , i have n't exactly been sofspoken about all the things we could do to improve this town , but i did n't think i could even think about the job , having to be here all the time , especially lately . frank : well , victor , now you can . kevin : you never held a post like that . why would they offer it to you ? victor : well , maybe they got tired of my standing up at all those meetings , telling them everything they were doing was wrong . besides , i 've spent a considerable portion of my life in public service -- kevin : that was decades ago . and since when does being covert c.i.a . qualify anyone as building commissioner ? frank : kevin , back off . kevin : are n't you the one who taught me that if something looks too good , it probably is ? victor : well , but -- kevin : no , no . no offer like that comes without a price . victor : you know , maybe if you spent less time looking so hard for bad news , your life would n't look as bleak . kevin : and maybe somebody just found themselves a sucker . karen : victor , do n't let him get to you . victor : i certainly won't . i -- i 'm going to go call your mother . she 's going to be so excited . frank : all right , good . karen : i 've got to say , it does sound a little too good to be true . frank : hey , we 've had more than our share of bad news in this town . maybe our luck really is changing . karen : are you sure you do n't want me to take a look at that ? frk : k : yeah , it 's nothing . karen : hey , why do n't you take advantage of having a doctor as a girlfriend ? besides , i like unbuttoning your shirt . frank : well , since you put that way , ok . karen : i do n't get it . frank : what ? karen : your shoulder , frank -- it 's bruised , but where is all the blood coming from ? frank : oh . like i said , you know , it 's nothing . i 'm a paramedic and a fast healer . do n't worry about it , ok ? ian : you pull me away from my patient because you think i ca n't handle it ? rafe : you ca n't handle it . you ca n't control your feeding , not anymore . not if what lucy says is right , not if she 's losing her slayer powers . ian : lucy told you ? rafe : well , she 's not su of it yet , but -- what are you doing ? are you trying to cover it up ? she 's going to figure it out . she 's already starting to . ian : not if i can help it . not until i figure out what 's really going on here . rafe : what 's really going -- what are you saying , that there 's more to it ? ian : i do n't know . i 'm not sure . lucy : so , tell me , how is our poor wounded former bloodsucker doing ? alison : lucy , please , i do n't want to be on opposite sides in this -- lucy : i know . ok , you 're right . i 'm sorry . it 's just -- i look at him , and there are so many horrible memories that come with that . alison : are you still upset becausyoyou could n't save me ? lucy : yeah . yeah , i 'm sure that 's part of it . i felt -- listen to me . i am just so glad you 're ok . alison : i know . i 'm glad , and i 'm glad you 're ok , too . lucy : right . i 'm not sure how you did it , though . how could you possibly want to even save him ? alis : : i do n't know . i do n't know . it was just -- i think it was something that livvie had said . she said that she wanted to just love him . and when caleb came back to save livvie , he knew he did n't have any more powers to fight joshua , but he still came back to be with her anyway . lucy : ok , i sort of know something about that . alison : i know . i know you do , and i do , too . and i know you . and if you were there , if you were in that situation , you would have done the exact same thing . [ caleb groans ] caleb : she needs to know i 'm coming back . olivia -- livvie 's voice : caleb , come to me . please . caleb : olivia . livvie : caleb ? you 're here . you came . caleb : i 'm still here , olivia . always . livvie : caleb , my love . caleb : always . caleb : always . kevin : pipe dreams , all of it . and my father , thinking that he can be -- joshua : hello , dr . collins . kevin : joshua . joshua : i 've been waiting for you . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] ian : run a panel on this , please . chris : does lucy know you 're running these tests on her ? ian : who said it was lucy ? chris : you did n't have to . casey : so you 're ok ? everything 's ok ? lucy : i 'm swell . i 'm fine . casey : you are so dead .
frank vows to make ian pay for stabbing him in the chest . after stopping himself from getting into a fight with kevin , frank tells karen that he 's given up gambling . frank informs victor that he 's found a buyer who is willing to pay five times what they thought the recovery room was worth . victor announces that he has received an offer to become the town 's building commissioner . alison refuses to leave caleb to die , despite rafe 's best efforts to get her out of the villa . caleb begs alison and rafe to forget about him and help olivia . taunting livvie with lies about caleb 's intentions , joshua plants suspicions about her lover 's feelings for alison . kevin is suspicious of victor 's sudden good fortune . karen is puzzled by frank 's wound , which shows only a bruise instead of a source for all the blood on his shirt . rafe and alison take caleb to their place , where rafe handcuffs him to the bed . alison tries to comfort caleb . lucy is dumbfounded to see both alison and ian trying to help caleb . rafe refuses to allow caleb to be moved to the hospital . lucy informs rafe that she seems to be losing her slayer powers . after caleb tries to tempt ian into biting him , rafe angers the doctor by pulling him away from the bleeding man . when livvie steadfastly refuses to hand over the ring despite her agony , joshua decides to find another way to make her change her mind . livvie has a vision of caleb . joshua approaches kevin outside the recovery room .
ian : ramsey , slow down . i understand you ran them twice . you did n't come up with anything . what i 'm asking is to run them one more time . tell me what those toxins are . please . call me if you find out anything . lucy : hi . ian : hi . i forgot your chocolate . did you get some rest ? lucy : no , i could n't . i had too much on my mind . ian : i do n't want you to do any more thinking . i just want you to take it easy . lucy : see , that 's not right . that 's not how it works . you take care of me , i get to take care of you , too . ian : i 'm fine . lucy : not good enough . i -- i do n't want you just fine . i want you more than fine . i want you to be able to go back to your old self . ian : hey , hey , hey , hey . you do n't need to do that . lucy : i want to do that . you need me , and i need you . please make love to me . [ scene_break ] rafe : all right , all right . just a few seconds more and the code 'll be broken . and once i finally know joshua 's victim - to - be list , i will have the advantage that can finally bust that son of a -- [ computer beeps ] rafe : what ? oh , no this is not happening . [ rafe coughs ] [ scene_break ] caleb : i know you want to do the right thing , alison . help me save olivia . alison : rafe will be back soon . caleb : joshua 's starving her . do you have any idea what that would be like ? alison : he said that he 's working on a plan to get her out . caleb : he 's trying to get to joshua first to save the woman he loves . help me do the same thing . alison : i keep telling you , i ca n't do that . caleb : we both know you could -- if you thought olivia was worth saving . alison : no , this is not about my feelings about livvie . i would never want anything to happen to her . caleb : i know you still care about her , alison . she was your best friend . alison : that was a long time ago . caleb : whatever she 's did to you , it 's my fault . i took away the person you knew . but i 'm also trying to bring her back . alison : this is n't about livvie . caleb : it 's all about her . alison : if i let you go , there 's a chance that she could turn you back into a vampire . caleb : and if you do n't , you 're going to have to live with what happens to her . alison : she 's protected by the ring . caleb : no . you have no idea of the things joshua could do to her , even wearing the ring . please . caleb : please . [ knock on door ] elizabeth : alison ? alison ! come on , sweetie , i know you 're in there . hurry up , open the door . [ scene_break ] livvie : no -- where are you taking me ? man : just follow orders . livvie : i thought he was dragging me to a torture chamber . joshua : why bother ? are n't the hunger pangs bad enough ? livvie : why did you bring me here ? joshua : you 've been in your cell for so long . i thought perhaps you would like some fresh air . besides , the gardens are so beautiful . this is such a lovely evening . livvie : oh . i will never give you this ring . joshua : it does n't have to be this hard , livvie . look at you . you ca n't enjoy any of this beauty because you 're literally starving . livvie : i 'd rather die than give you what you want . joshua : so much pain . so dramatic . [ livvie groans ] joshua : you can make this easier for yourself . livvie : if i give you the ring , you 'll still kill me . joshua : no . i would n't kill you . i give you my word as a gentleman . livvie : yeah , a gentleman . joshua : under most circumstances , but you have been very uncooperative . do n't you understand ? i can not be stopped . but you -- you could stop all of this agony . just give me the ring . and then you 'll be free . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] elizabeth : alison , come on , open the door . caleb : forget about her . help me get to olivia . [ knock ] elizabeth : alison . please . caleb : do n't answer . alison : i 'll just get rid of her . caleb : do n't . elizabeth : oh . alison : mother , hi . elizabeth : oh , my gosh . oh . lucy called me and told me that you were safe . i just -- oh , i have been so , so worried about you . you have no idea . alison : i 'm sure that must have been so scary for you . elizabeth : oh , alison , i have n't slept . i have n't eaten anything . all i wanted to do was see you again , and now that i do -- oh , it 's just been worth the wait . i 'm so glad you 're all right . alison : yeah , i am -- i am fine , i really am . you know , with everything that 's been going on lately , i just -- it 's been so crazy . i 've made a pact with myself , though . i 've decided i 'm going to take better care of myself and i 'm going to get more rest . and i 'm really just going to kind of take more time for myself , so if you do n't mind -- elizabeth : we 're going to start right now . i 'm going to make you some soup . alison : wait , no , mother i think that you should -- mother -- elizabeth : well , well , well . there is a god . [ scene_break ] livvie : caleb told me to keep this ring . joshua : do you always do what he tells you to ? livvie : yeah , no matter what . joshua : such devotion . i wonder where your devoted caleb is right now in your time of need . livvie : he 'll come for me . joshua : will he ? like prince charming ? shall we watch for him ? maybe he 'll gallop up on a big white steed . livvie : he 'll come for me . and when he does , he 'll kill you for what you 've done to me . joshua : maybe he ca n't come for you . maybe he 's dead . he 's only a man after all . livvie : he 's not dead . joshua : then maybe he 's mortally wounded . maybe he 's lying , dying someplace , calling out for you , `` olivia , olivia `` that 's more likely . you can go find him yourself now . why do n't you go find the man you love ? you can be free . just give me the ring . livvie : you 'd never let me go to him . joshua : what do i have to do to get you to trust me ? perhaps another goodwill gesture ? livvie : i would -- i would rather be in my cell than be here with you . joshua : are n't you even just a little curious to e what i have to offer ? livvie : no . joshua : i think you will be once you see him . livvie : daddy . kevin : sweetheart . livvie : god , daddy . [ scene_break ] ian : uh -- i got to tell you something . lucy : it 's true , is n't it ? it 's true . it does n't work anymore . i do n't help you , do i ? ian : you help me every day just by being who you are . lucy : no , i mean , i do n't help you , your symptoms . i 'm not helping you . and do n't lie . i found this . ian : god , lucy . lucy : why did you do it ? why did you keep pretending that it was working ? why did n't you just tell me ? why did you pretend that making love with me helped ? ian : because i did n't know how to tell you . lucy : ok . look , i know you hate this . i hate living like this , too . i hate it for you . but you ca n't not be honest with me . if you do , then we ca n't get through this . you have to . unless you 're honest -- ian : i know , i know , i know . and i 'm sorry , because i love you very much . but i do n't want you to worry about me . lucy : but that 's like asking me not to breathe . ian : lucy , come here . lucy : no , i -- i ca n't do that right now . i need to be strong . and i need you to understand that i 'm fighting this . i 'm going to get my slayer powers back . if i have to train , whatever , study , i will do it . i can -- do this . what is it ? why are you looking at me like that ? ian : it 's not just your slayer power , lucy . lucy : what do you -- what do you mean ? ian : i ran some more tests . lucy : ok . what did they tell you ? i mean , is -- something is wrong with me ? ian : yeah . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : well , imagine this -- you used me to help you escape and here you end up captured after all . what a pity . caleb : not now , elizabeth . elizabeth : what ? why ? am i inconveniencing you ? is there somewhere that you have to be ? caleb : yeah . i do . elizabeth : really ? because it looks like you have so much to do . hmm . where 's a helicopter when you need one ? caleb : i 'm sorry about what happened at the hospital . elizabeth : what -- what happened at the hospital ? god , you make it sound like it was some kind of an accident . you made me believe that you wanted me again , that we were actually going to have a life together . alison : mother -- elizabeth : every word out of your mouth was a lie . i helped you . i did everything that you asked me to do and you just left me there . do you have any idea how badly that felt , how stupid i felt ? alison : mother , please , this really is n't the best time -- elizabeth : no , alison , i really need to talk to him for a minute . caleb : everything 's always about you , is n't it ? do you have any idea what alison 's been through ? elizabeth : well , of course -- caleb : she was held in a cell , she barely got out with her own life , and all you can talk about is your feelings . elizabeth : no , no , no . come on , that 's not true . caleb : and all this was after joshua dressed her up and forced her to spend time with him . maybe if you try real hard for one moment , you might be able to imagine what that would be like . elizabeth : what ? what -- what happened ? caleb : oh , like you give a damn . elizabeth : how dare you insinuate that i do n't love my daughter . i offered to sacrifice myself for her ! caleb : right . elizabeth : i did . when we were in joshua 's and i found those wedding bands , i offered myself when i thought that he was going to force you to marry him . alison : what ? [ scene_break ] livvie : oh , daddy . thank god you 're here . kevin : are you all right ? livvie : no , you have to help me . kevin : you look very well under the circumstances . livvie : what ? kevin : everythi'ngs going to be just fine , honey . livvie : no , daddy , he 's starving me . he 's keeping me prisoner here . kevin : no , everything 's going to be ok , i promise . i can see everything laid out right in front of me . livvie : what have you done to him ? joshua : what have i done for him ? livvie : no , tell me ! joshua : i 've given him something to make him more cooperative . kevin : livvie , you have to see it . joshua 's enabled me to create the most amazing piece of art . it 's incredible . livvie : no , daddy , please . you have to listen to me . kevin : this is the first break i 've taken in hours . i 've never wanted to create something so strongly in my life . livvie : you bastard ! i will kill you for what you 've done to him . kevin : honey , honey . everything 's going to be fine . livvie : no . kevin : shh . livvie : no . kevin : shh - shh - shh - shh . livvie : daddy , no . kevin : i promise you . livvie : no . kevin : now , just listen to me . [ kevin gasps ] kevin : ah . see ? well -- livvie : daddy , no ! no ! dad . kevin : there . it 's fine now . joshua : everything 's so much better . livvie : no . [ scene_break ] lucy : i am not sick . ian : lucy -- lucy : i 'm not . come on , i mean , i 'm losing my slayer powers , and that 's very confusing to me , but i think that 's understandable under the circumstances , do n't you ? ian : what i 'm trying to -- lucy : i went to the hospital with you . you made me take all those god forsaken tests , remember ? and you just said i was anemic and i need vitamins , so i 'm taking those . and i 'm trying to rest , but i ca n't rest because -- ian : shh . the tests did n't show anything , because whatever this is was n't absorbed into your bloodstream yet . lucy : what does that mean ? ian : there is some kind of toxin in your system . lucy : what ? ian : and we 're trying to figure out where it came from . it might 've been the hot spring . lucy : i have a toxin ? what is it doing to me ? ian : it 's depleting your red blood cells . lucy : i see . but you -- you can fix it , right ? i mean , i know you -- you can make me better . you can fix me , right , ian ? you can fix it ? ian : you know me , right ? lucy : yeah , i know you . you can fix me . you can make it better . i know that . so what you 're really saying , right , is just that it 's kind of , what , a matter of time ? like -- ian : just a matter of time . we 'll get it , though . we 'll fix this . this is not a problem . absolutely . lucy : ok . ok , then . good . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : what , lucy did n't tell you about the rings ? alison : no . no , she probably told rafe , but he probably did n't want to worry me . elizabeth : sweetie , i was scared to death . caleb : hey , how do you know the ring was for alison ? elizabeth : a mother just knows . i offered myself for you because i did n't want anything bad to happen to you , babe . alison : oh , god . that 's probably what the gown was for . he wants to marry me . caleb : you or olivia . alison : oh , god . mother , listen to me . you have to go . elizabeth : no , no , i 'm not -- no , i 'm not going anywhere . what -- alison : listen , please , please , just trust me . caleb : get out ! alison : listen to me . i promise you i 'll tell you everything later . trust me . elizabeth : no , just what is going on ? alison : trust me , please . elizabeth : alison , i offered my life -- my life -- for yours . alison : ok -- elizabeth : if that is n't enough , then what is ? alison : i promise i 'll -- i 'll tell you later . oh , god . caleb : alison -- alison : oh , god . caleb : alison , listen to me . you have to get me out of here , all right ? you have to let me help olivia , please . alison : what do i do ? caleb : listen , you have no idea what joshua 's doing to her . alison , please . alison : ok . ok . caleb : that 's it . right here . do it , alison . get this one . alison : ok . [ caleb coughs ] alison : oh , god . rafe , where are you ? what do i do ? [ scene_break ] joshua : finally . where it was always meant to be . livvie : no . daddy , what have you done ? kevin : no , honey . livvie : what have you done ? kevin : everything 's going to be fine now . joshua : why do n't you go back to your painting , dr. collins . kevin : now , that 's a good idea . honey , i love you . livvie : no . kevin : i promise it 'll all get better from here . livvie : no , no , no , daddy , he 's going to kill me ! joshua : no , this may come as a surprise to you , but i can be a man of my word . i told you if you gave me the ring , i would let you feed . here . take this . i do n't want you to starve . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] caleb : i have to get to olivia . alison : i 'm not letting you go by yourself . i 'm coming with you . victor : i feel more vital and alive . frank : that feeling is here to stay . joshua : good , good , every last drop . there is just one catch .
desperate to find out what is poisoning lucy , ian asks chris to run the lab tests a third time . lucy forces ian to admit that making love with her no longer helps curb his appetite for blood . ian then informs her that some type of toxin is depleting her red blood cells . he promises to figure it out . a personal message to rafe on joshua 's computer screen prompts the slayer to flee the secret room just as it blows up . joshua has livvie taken to the patio , where he again tries to persuade her to give him the ring . livvie falls into her father 's arms for protection , but kevin is even less himself than ever . a trail of blood leads out the door where rafe apparently dragged himself out of joshua 's hideout . just as caleb finally persuades alison to let him go , elizabeth shows up at the apartment . elizabeth sees caleb 's predicament and tells him off for mistreating her at the hospital . in turn , caleb tells elizabeth what he thinks of her incessant whining about herself after everything alison has been through . he and alison are stunned to hear about the discovery of wedding bands in joshua 's hideout . alison pushes her mother out the door and sets caleb free . under joshua 's influence , kevin tricks livvie and breaks the chain that hangs around her neck . kevin gives joshua the ring and then returns to his painting . the ring on his finger , joshua offers livvie a glass of red liquid so that she does n't have to starve .
ian : lucy , are you ready ? lucy : yes , i am ready . i am ready to dance the night away . so , what do you think ? what do you think ? what do you think ? ian : you look nice . lucy : i get a `` nice `` ? that is just a `` nice `` ? ian : you -- huh . lucy : ok . i 'll take that . but i know what you want . you want me to go to the hospital for those tests . ian : yeah . lucy : yeah . well , i know . you want to get me there to figure out what 's going on with that toxin in my body and see what it 's really doing to me and figure all that medical stuff out . ian : right . lucy : well , you told me that you could make me all better , so i believe that you can fix me so you have to stop worrying . ian : how do you do that ? how do -- how do you turn a grown man into mush like that ? lucy : i do n't know . i guess it 's just a girl thing . ian : is it ? lucy : mm - hmm . ian : no , i think it 's a lucy thing . ok . we 'll go the party , and then i 'll take you to the hospital . lucy : ok . and after the party , you can take me to the hospital and prod and poke me and do whatever you need to do for those silly tests . i 'll go with you . ian : good enough . lucy : good enough . so we go . ian : yeah . lucy : ok . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] reese : thanks for inviting me and everything , jack , but this is n't really my kind of a scene . you know what i mean ? jack : i know , i know . i know it 's not your usual freak show , but give it a chance . i have a feeling things could get interesting . casey : oh . jamal : see one thing has n't changed -- you always were down for a party . what 's up ? casey : hey , you got that right . you know what ? go buy me a drink . karen : this night must be sort of bittersweet for you -- the end of one chapter -- mary : but the beginning of another . karen : well , the recovery room wo n't be the same without you . mary : aw . well , believe me , i 'll miss it . i know victor will , too . karen : i know . mary : but we 're so excited about everything that 's happening -- victor 's new job and the money we 'll get from the sale of this place . i ca n't think of how happy we are that we 'll get to do all the things , finally , we wanted to do . karen : it 's wonderful , is n't it ? mary : it is . to think that at this stage of our lives , there are still surprises . karen : and i 'm sure many more to come just around the corner . [ scene_break ] frank : you all right ? victor : i -- i think so . frank : `` think so `` ? victor : i -- i 'm not exactly sure . what happened ? frank : what happened is , victor , you 've been given an amazing gift -- eternal life , power . from here on out , everyone 's going to be looking up to you . victor : they will ? frank : how could they not ? and with this new job being building commissioner -- i mean , hey , victor , you are the man . you can finally get things done right around here . victor : well , i -- do have a few ideas . frank : i 'll bet you do . victor : i got to tell you , frank , i feel more vital and alive than -- than i did when i was your age , even younger . frank : yeah , well , get used to it . that feeling is here to stay . victor : i still got some questions -- frank : look , we 'll get to those later . tonight it 's party time , so -- victor : party time . frank : you ready to greet your public ? victor : why not ? bring them on . frank : knock them dead , tiger . [ scene_break ] [ caleb coughs ] alison : wait -- caleb , wait . caleb : get away from me , alison . i have to get to olivia . alison : i 'm not letting you go by yourself . i 'm coming with you . [ scene_break ] joshua : go ahead . it 's all right . we made a deal . i 'm just keeping my end of the bargain . you do n't trust me , do you ? you still do n't believe that i have no desire to cause you any harm . oh , livvie . you 're a brave and beautiful woman . i have nothing but respect for you as a fellow vampire . go ahead . go on . have your fill . put an end to all your suffering . go on . joshua : good girl . every last drop . there is , however , just one little catch . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] jamal : there he is . [ cheers ] jamal : way to go ! casey : you the man ! victor : thank you . thank you , thank you . mary : victor , i am so proud of you . victor : well , i could n't have done it without you ! mary : oh ! [ cheers ] victor : let 's dance . let 's dance . mary : what 's gotten into you ? [ applause ] jack : so , another drink ? reese : you know what i 'd like ? sex on the beach . actually , make that a screaming orgasm . jack : ahem . man : i 'll have a scotch , neat . jack : all right , coming right up . reese : scotch man , huh ? man : excuse me . jack : what 's up with that guy ? reese : what ? jack : you were practically in his lap . reese : i just thought -- jack : thought ? reese : it 's nothing , nothing . it 's nothing . jamal : oh , look who 's here -- the man . casey : hey , still doing the music thing with you guys ? ricky : heck , yeah , they 're doing it . i mean , they 're stoked about it . jamal : what , they called you ? ricky : yes , they called me . i guess stephen clay is still the big no - show , so they 're depending on me , that 's right . casey : you . not joshua ? ricky : no , not joshua . i 'm the man . jamal : there you go . casey : ricky , you -- you got to be careful , ok ? you know joshua 's a real control freak , right ? ricky : ok , yeah , look , i 'm the man that makes the music , all right ? jamal : you know what , ricky ? i 'd tell you you 're being a fool , but , obviously , you have that taken care of these days . ricky : yeah , whatever . shut up . i 'm here to have a good time , all right ? i do n't need a lecture . come on , let 's dance . jamal : try to learn to dance . elizabeth : oh -- chris : sorry . elizabeth : excuse me . chris : no , it 's my fault , really . elizabeth : this place is never like this . it 's really happening . chris : yeah , well , it 's a private party , actually . all beautiful women are always welcome . elizabeth : are n't you a flatterer . chris : are n't i , though ? would you like a drink ? elizabeth : oh , i 'd love one , thank you . chris : champagne ? elizabeth : oh , it 's my favorite . frank : hey , let 's get a table . karen : what 's going on ? why is alison 's mom staring at you like that ? frank : do n't tell me you 're jealous . karen : insanely . frank : come on , you know you are the only girl for me . karen : well , i 'm glad to hear that , because there is something i wanted to run by you . frank : yeah ? what is it ? karen : well , i happened to see a cute , little house for sale the other day . frank : yeah ? and ? karen : and , well , i was thinking that maybe you might want to get it together . frank : i think that is a fantastic idea . karen : you do ? frank : yeah , of course . where is the place ? karen : oh , it 's a great location . it 's right on the riverside . frank : no . no , not there . anywhere but there . [ scene_break ] caleb : alison , get out of here . go home . alison : i 'm not letting you do this by yourself . caleb : oh , why ? because you care so much about olivia and me ? alison : hardly . but right now you are the lesser of two evils . caleb : i 'm flattered -- i beat joshua . alison : look , i remember what it was like being alone with joshua , and i would n't wish that upon my worst enemy . caleb : this is all very , very touching , but i do n't need you getting in the way . alison : look , i 'm not exactly thrilled about this , either . and i do n't want to sit here and convince you of that , all right ? but the truth is i do n't know where rafe is and you are in no shape to be playing hero by yourself . caleb : i 'm fine . alison : yeah , you look it . caleb : hey , look , just because i said a couple nice things to you back there does n't mean you owe me something . truth is i would 've said anything to get you to let me go . alison : do n't you think i know that , ok ? i just do n't want to think about joshua holding any woman prisoner . caleb : all right , fine . let 's just get going . alison : ok , wait , wait , though . what is your plan ? are we just going to waltz in there , huh , with all of joshua 's goons around ? let him stab you in the neck again ? caleb : last time i underestimated joshua . this time i wo n't . alison : that -- that 's your plan ? caleb : yeah . except for one thing . alison : what 's that ? caleb : if something happens and it comes down to saving you or olivia , i 'm saving her first . you still want to come along ? yeah , i did n't think so . alison : i 'm coming with you . you 're not going by yourself . caleb : fine . [ scene_break ] livvie : what catch , joshua ? joshua : you know , i really should n't tell you . oh -- [ joshua whispers ] [ glass breaks ] livvie : you 're lying . i do n't believe you . joshua : you do n't have to believe me . you can try it out for yourself . livvie : i 'll kill you for this . i 'll kill you . joshua : my . it works like a charm . livvie : the ring . caleb 's ring . joshua : you have no idea the power of this ring , and now it 's mine . now i have everything . i do n't know if you made any plans for this evening , but i have a function to attend . livvie : caleb ! [ scene_break ] alison : ok , well , i guess you really know your way around this place , do n't you ? caleb : i should . it used to be mine , and it will be again . alison : do you think that livvie is still in her cell ? caleb : unless joshua 's moved her . alison : how are we going to get in there with all his goons everywhere ? caleb : i know a secret entrance around the back . alison : oh , right , of course you do . [ alison gasps ] alison : rafe . rafe : you . caleb : what is with the stake ? rafe : what the hell are you two doing here ? alison : we came to -- to get livvie . what is the matter with you ? what happened ? rafe : i 'm fine . what -- what are you doing ? i thought i told you to wait at home . alison : i know , you did , but i never -- i never heard from you . my god , are you ok ? rafe : that 's because i had to lay low . i had to let joshua think his trap worked . alison : you look awful . should we go get you some help or something ? rafe : i 'm fine . it 's not as bad as joshua wanted it to be . caleb : i 'll tell you what -- why do n't you and your little girlfriend go on home . i 'll take it from here . rafe : right , even though you should probably be in a hospital right now . are you also for getting who the slayer is here ? caleb : hey , have you looked in a mirror ? besides , have you forgotten who knows their way around here better than anyone ? rafe : well , what difference does that make ? if joshua catches you , this whole thing -- alison : stop it -- shh . stop it . this is not the time or place . rafe : fine . lead the way . try not to get us killed , all right ? caleb : yeah , i 'll keep that in mind . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] karen : what 's wrong , frank ? what 's wrong with the house on the riverside ? frank : well , i just have a feeling property values will be going down there . karen : what ? frank : look , we can live anywhere you want , just not the riverside . karen : but you have n't seen this house -- frank : you know , i 'm going to get you something to eat before all the good stuff 's gone , all right ? chris : so , tell me , why is it that we have n't been properly introduced ? elizabeth : hmm -- i guess you can say i 've been a bit busy . chris : ah , busy . well , i 've been busy . where have you been busy ? elizabeth : oh , boy , let me see -- being reunited with my long - lost daughter . then i married a rock star who turned out to be a vampire , who subsequently dumped me , which led me to become involved with an even nastier vampire who keeps threatening to kill me . chris : you sound like my kind of woman . jack : oh , he 's going to go three . everybody , he 's going three ! victor : whoa ! reese : you know , jack , i think you 're right . this party is going to be far more interesting than i thought . casey : wait , ricky , what are you doing ? ricky : what ? oh , i 'm sorry . i did n't realize that dancing was on the angelic list of no - nos . casey : no , it 's not . it 's not . ricky : all right , so what 's the problem ? casey : ricky , the -- the problem is we 're not in that right place right now , all right ? ricky : is that right ? is that right ? is that what it is ? casey : yeah . ricky : is it really some mandate from above ? or has it got more to do with jamal ? casey : with -- whatever , man . jamal : hey -- what 's wrong , baby girl ? casey : everything . everything is wrong . ricky 's coming on to me . i 'm having visions of lucy 's death . i do n't even know what to think anymore . i do n't know if they 're trying to test me up there or what . i -- i just ca n't figure this out , jamal . jamal : want my advice ? casey : what ? jamal : go with your instincts . here 's your chance . victor : ah ! lucy : hey , you . victor : what a nice surprise . cherie , cherie . lucy : i 'm so happy for you . i 'm so proud of you , too . you 're going to be the best darn building commissioner there ever was . victor : well , i hope so . i have n't started yet . lucy : i know , but -- wait a minute . i 'm curious about something . who is the moneybags guy ? who 's backing this whole thing up , huh ? victor : i have no idea . i have n't even met him yet . ian : that was weird . lucy : yeah . i mean , he gets weird . sometimes he gets really excited and he does -- not that . but usually he 's a little -- ian : look at that . lucy : frank . well , wait a minute . how is that possible he 's here ? what is he doing here ? ian : i do n't know . maybe we should n't be here , either . lucy : you 're right , we should n't . ian : let 's get out of here , the sooner the better . [ scene_break ] caleb : olivia ? oh . livvie : caleb . caleb : thank god you 're all right . livvie : oh ! oh , god . you 're not going to -- caleb : it 's all right . it 's all right . livvie : my father -- he painted it for joshua . alison : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] joshua : thornhart . lucy . good evening . ian : what are you doing here ? lucy : there 's no way that victor invited you here . joshua : if you 're looking for a coat check lady , they do n't have one . lucy : i do n't have a coat tonight , by the way . mary : joshua , is that you ? i 'm so glad you could make it . joshua : mary , how -- mary : champagne . joshua : thank you . how lovely to see you . mary : oh , thank you . so , have you all met ? you know , joshua is the new owner . lucy : what ? he -- of the recovery room ? mary : yes . is n't it wonderful ? come on . i want you to meet everybody that 's here . joshua : be my pleasure . mary : excuse us . joshua : excuse us . mary : now , over here -- lucy : oh , my gosh . that 's so unbelievable . [ scene_break ] alison : this is the most twisted thing i have ever seen . rafe : it 's not just a painting . it 's a prophecy . [ scene_break ] victor : ladies and gentlemen , i would also like to raise my glass to joshua , mr. joshua temple . some of you already know that mr. temple is going to be the new owner of our beloved recovery room . and he is certainly port charles ' newest , most - distinguished citizen . i have n't known him very long , but i can vouch for the fact that he 's man of drive and vision . ladies and gentlemen , joshua temple . all : hear , hear ! lucy : this is so unbelievable . casey : now i 've seen everything . jamal : uh - uh -- do n't say that . not in this town . elizabeth : joshua temple , what are you up to now ? victor : mr. temple , wo n't you favor us with a few words for your new neighbors and patrons ? all : speech ! [ scene_break ] alison : what is this , anyway ? rafe : seems like port charles -- at least some bizarre version of it . alison : no , it is port charles . that 's the church downtown . rafe : yeah , but there 's some kind of strange symbol on there . alison : look at the hospital . there 's g.h . , only they 're not taking people in . they 're carting out corpses . rafe : pcpd . that 's -- alison : `` office of enforcement `` ? rafe : all the men , they -- they have red eyes . alison : but the people down at the river -- they do n't . they 're normal . rafe : they 're mortals . that 's a feeding pen . alison : my god . rafe : wait a second , the man in the church -- that -- that could be joshua . alison : yeah , the woman with the gown on -- my god , rafe -- rafe : that -- that could be anyone . alison : that could be me in that wedding gown . caleb : every king needs a queen to help him reign . alison : to reign ? caleb : this picture -- joshua intends to turn port charles into his own personal vampire nation . [ scene_break ] joshua : i have many ambitious plans , not just for this place but for all over my new adopted home -- the lovely town of port charles . [ cheers ] mary : oh . joshua : i hope you all approve . jamal : make room , make room , make room . watch this . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire `` [ next_on ] karen : i should 've seen this coming . you 're a vampire , are n't you ? caleb : what happened to the ring ? livvie : it 's gone . joshua : things have shifted , slayer . you 're outnumbered . it 's you who does n't belong here anymore .
lucy promises to go to the hospital for more tests after the party for victor . frank assures a confused victor that he 's been given an amazing gift . after livvie drinks up , joshua whispers something into her ear , and the shock of what she hears causes her to drop the glass . livvie tries to kill joshua , but the ring protects him from her .
victor : to new beginnings and a new way of doing things . mary : aw victor : ladies and gentlemen , i would also like to raise my glass to joshua . mr. joshua temple . some of you already know that mr. temple is going to be the new owner of our beloved recovery room . and he is certainly port charles ' newest , most distinguished citizen . i have n't known him very long , but i can vouch for the fact that he 's a man of drive and vision . ladies and gentlemen , joshua temple . all : hear , hear ! lucy : this is unbelievable . joshua : i have many ambitious plans , not just for this place but for all over my new adopted home , the lovely town of port charles . mary : aw . joshua : i hope you all approve . [ cheers and applause ] jamal : make room , make room , make room . watch this . mary : ah . [ scene_break ] alison : my god . it 's like a vision of hell . caleb : it 's your city -- the way joshua intends it to be . rafe : we got to find a way to stop him . caleb : it looks like the destruction 's already begun . rafe : this guy worked for you , caleb . what are his weaknesses ? caleb : well , you might want to sit this one out . livvie : or move . caleb : do n't worry . with olivia 's help , i wo n't be mortal for long . and then i 'll crush that little worm . livvie : it might not be that easy . caleb : as long as we have the ring , we -- what happened to the ring ? livvie : it 's gone . i 'm sorry , caleb , but our protection against joshua is gone . [ scene_break ] joshua : and it is my wish as owner of this bar to turn it into the hottest nightspot in town . victor : oh ! hear , hear ! joshua : port charles is my home now , and i will do whatever it takes to breathe new life into this wonderful old place . [ cheers ] lucy : what are all those marks on all those peoples ' hands ? ian : the mark of the vampire . he 's branded his recruits . lucy : my gosh , there 's so many of them . i 've got to get victor away from him . ian : it 's too late . joshua : i hope you 've all had a wonderful time this evening , and i extend an open invitation to you all to join me in my new venture . a fresh start for us all . [ cheers and applause ] [ music plays ] jamal : i do n't know -- joshua must be some kind of low - rent vampire . i mean , wanting to run a bar -- huh . what 's up with that ? casey : trust me , this weasel 's got more things in mind . ricky : please , come on . free drinks , hot chicks -- what else could you ask for ? casey : ricky , do n't you even realize you 're sinking in a sea of vampires ? jack : look , guys , it 's none of our business . let the good guys fight the bad guys . ricky : mm - hmm . reese : that 's right , folks . sides must be chosen . casey : yeah . you better choose wisely because your life just might depend on it . victor : so i have some very doable ideas about how we can restore the downtown . lucy : victor -- victor : because -- lucy : victor , um , i really , truly need to speak with you in private . victor : of course . joshua : anything you 'd like to say to victor you can say in front of me . ian : back off . frank : hey , listen , ian . want to talk outside ? ian : you sure about that ? last time we talked outside , you ended up with an award in your chest . you up for another one ? got my vote . joshua : are you going to fight us all , doctor ? ian : if i have to . joshua : one noble vampire against -- well , take a look around . lucy : no . there are plenty of good , good people in this town . joshua : things have shifted , slayer . you 're outnumbered . it 's you who does n't belong here anymore . [ scene_break ] ian : lucy wants to have a word with victor , and i think we should let her , do n't you ? joshua : i would n't push it , doctor . the odds really are against you . lucy : well , then , why are you so threatened by me simply talking to an old friend ? victor : lucy , i 'm sorry , but if joshua does n't think it 's a good idea -- lucy : i simply want to know why . joshua : why victor chose to be immortal ? ian : was a choice , was it ? joshua : why do n't you ask him ? lucy : victor , please . i just -- i want to talk to you outside for old time 's sake . come on . victor : well , i 'd -- i 'd like very much to talk to lucy . joshua : ok . victor : yeah . mary : so , everybody having a good time ? reese : i never thought that suck - up would pull it off . joshua 's taking over the whole town . jack : caleb must be spinning in his grave . reese : maybe i should 've been nicer to the jerk when he was nobody . jack : are you dying to be a vampire again ? is that it ? reese : you do n't understand . it was great when i was one of them . jack : being under joshua 's thumb -- what 's the glory in that ? reese : it 's better than being on the outside looking in . it 's a whole power trip being -- jack : one of them . i understand . i need to school you on how to work this without growing fangs . ricky : yo ? jamal : yo , what up ? ricky : check it out , man . you really think we 're going to have to pick sides here ? jamal : well , if we do have to pick sides , we 'll know that you 're going to be on the side that bites . i know that . ricky : no , no , i 'm going to be on the winning side , whichever side that is , all right ? jamal : listen , why do n't you just slap a big `` for sale `` sign on your forehead , man ? ricky : do n't hate the player , hate the game , home slice , all right ? you heard joshua -- it 's a brand - new game . jamal : new game , new world -- whatever . you can take your new game and shove it . all right , case , why do n't we get out of here , all right ? casey : no , no , no , no . not yet , not yet . it 's like there 's this big puzzle right in front of me , and it 's just missing one very important piece . ian : quite a piece of work there , joshua . joshua : care to join me for a drink ? ian : i 'm not joining you in nothing . joshua : how do you drink these days , doctor ? blood bank or the old - fashioned way ? ian : what 's the matter with you ? a sweet man like victor and you have to turn him ? what 's next , children ? joshua : now , there 's an idea . sorry . a vampire ca n't touch me when i have this ring on my finger . ian : i 'll find a way . joshua : i do n't think so . ian : you do n't know me . joshua : oh , yes , i do . you 're tough . you 're resilient . you 've bent the rules in your time . you 're my kind of vampire . ian : what are you saying ? joshua : i 'm a pragmatist . i believe you are , too . so , if you ca n't beat me , i invite you to join me . [ scene_break ] livvie : so before i knew it , joshua tricked me by getting my father to take the ring from me . alison : so kevin 's been turned . livvie : no , it 's more like he 's been drugged . caleb , i 'm so sorry . caleb : do n't worry . we 'll get the ring back . rafe : oh , yeah ? how ? alison : yeah , if the ring protects joshua from vampires -- rafe : yeah , and assuming you and livvie are going to suck necks and continue your lovely little romance , how are you going to get close to joshua ? caleb : why would i tell you , hmm ? you spend so much time chasing me with torches and stakes . you know what ? in a lot of ways , this town got exactly what it deserves . alison : so you think that this is a good thing , what joshua 's planning on -- destroying this town like that ? caleb : hey , once i get some good blood flowing through my veins again , i 'm going to clean up this little joshua mess . rafe : wrong . staying human -- that 's the only way you 're going to destroy him now . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] reese : why should i take your advice , jack ? you hated being a vampire . jack : it was n't my thing . reese : yeah , well , being mortal is a bigger drag . you have to worry about having enough green to pay the rent . jack : oh , so you 're telling me that you 'll be worry - free if joshua turns you ? reese : like i said , it 's better than being a loser . jack : come on , reese , wise up . the only way you 're going to win at this is playing both sides of the fence . reese : oh , yeah ? you really think you can do that , jack ? come on . jack : i know i can . reese : pretty tough words for a guy who 's done squat . jack : oh , you do n't know what i 've done , reese . reese : all talk and no action makes jack a dull boy . show me some game . jack : you 're on . karen : frank -- frank : hey , sweetheart . you look beautiful . you want to dance ? karen : what 's going on here ? frank : oh , it 's nothing . karen : oh , come on , frank , i 'm not stupid . frank : come on . we have n't danced , and this is an important night . karen : yeah , i 'll say . out of nowhere you get an offer that 's five times what this place is worth from joshua . and the tension between him and lucy is so thick , you could cut it with a knife . frank : it 's business , ok ? just drop it . karen : and what is this mysterious job that you ca n't talk to me about ? is that why you and ian are at each other 's throats ? oh -- no , frank . tell me you 're not one of them . frank : karen -- karen : oh , god , i should 've seen this coming . you 're a vampire , are n't you ? ian : you really think i 'd join this little club of yours ? joshua : you know , much and all as i admire your valiant efforts to deny who you are , where do you think you belong ? ian : not with you . i know that . joshua : not with mortals . you 're not one of them . why are you rejecting your own kind ? ian : i 'm rejecting you and everything you stand for . joshua : until the hunger catches up with you , and one day it will . you can no longer outrun it . and i guarantee you then you 'll have no choice but to follow your instincts . ian : i 'll never be like you . joshua : do n't knock it till you try it . and after you feed , you 'll love it . you wo n't be able to get enough . ian : when the day comes -- and it will -- i will get to you . joshua : always the hero . ian : uh - uh . readiness is all . and i will put a stake right in your heart . joshua : doctor -- did it ever occur to you that the most heroic thing you could ever do , the best way you could keep the people that you love safe , would be to accept my offer ? [ scene_break ] lucy : victor , i lost your son . i -- i ca n't lose you . so please do n't join these monsters . victor : lucy , it 'll be all right . lucy : no . no , it will not be all right . victor : one need n't become a monster . lucy : listen to me . when i first got to know you and saw inside your soul , i knew you were the kindest , most generous , wonderful , good man that i 'd ever known . victor : lucy , i still am . lucy : ok . then please fight this . victor , fight it like ian is doing . victor : lucy -- lucy : let me help you . no , please , let me -- victor : lucy , listen to me . lucy : what ? victor : i need this power . i can -- i can do all sorts of good things . lucy : no , no . it does n't work that way . victor : lucy , you do n't understand . i still have so much to contribute . and -- and when you get a little older , people just stop listening to you . and maybe this is my chance to have people listen to me again . lucy : i listen to you . i listen to you , and i believe in you . victor : yes , i know -- lucy : i believe in you . victor : but -- but joshua -- thanks to joshua , i have an important position . lucy : joshua is a liar . joshua is evil . victor , ca n't you see that ? these vampires -- they do n't want to give you an important position . they want your soul . joshua : come away , my good man , before she bores you to death . come inside . lucy : no , victor -- victor -- ian : hey . lucy : tell me we 're not losing this fight . tell me that . [ scene_break ] caleb : are you out of your mind ? rafe : no . i am dead serious . if you turn back , you 're going to be under joshua 's control , and i do n't think you 're going to be too happy about taking orders from someone else . caleb : why would i want to stay mortal when all the power in the universe is one bite away ? alison : because joshua has your little magic ring , which makes vampires incapable of killing him . rafe : so you stay human and you can fight him . you can help us destroy him . caleb : hmm . thanks , but no thanks . i think i 'll take the eternal route , no offense . rafe : ok , that 's good . so you 're digging your own grave . caleb : do n't bury me just yet . when i get my power back , i 'll clean up this little joshua mess . so why do n't you leave olivia and me to our reunion ? rafe : all right , fine . livvie , remember what i said . let 's go . caleb : finally . alone at last . livvie : caleb -- caleb : listen to me . give me back what i had . turn me into what i was before . livvie : maybe rafe was right . caleb : what ? livvie : maybe keeping you the way you are is the only way to keep you safe . [ scene_break ] elizabeth 's voice : what , lucy did n't tell you about the rings ? caleb 's voice : how do you know the ring was for alison ? alison 's voice : that 's probably what the gown was for . he wants to marry me . joshua : what i have in mind could affect your next breath . and your next breath could be your last breath . so why do n't we just cut to the chase , you and i ? why do n't we strip away -- [ alison gasps ] joshua : everything that stands between us . alison 's voice : rafe , do you know who sent this ? rafe 's voice : joshua . alison 's voice : why would joshua send this ? [ alison gasps ] alison : i would rather slit my own wrists than have you touch me -- joshua : no . you think i would let you waste one single drop of that ? alison : ugh . joshua : all this is about is me trying to get to know you . rafe : so , you 've been kind of quiet . you ok ? alison : yeah , i 'm fine . i mean , this town is on the edge of going to hell and all of my friends are in danger of being turned into bats , but i 'm doing great . rafe : well , that 's good , then , as long as you 're great . alison : rafe , port charles is my home . rafe : i know . alison : i mean , i grew up here . and not only does joshua want to destroy the entire town , he wants to make me his bride . rafe : now , you listen to me , all right ? that 's not going to happen . i mean , we do n't even know that you 're the one he 's after . it could be livvie . it could be anybody -- alison : he 's practically sent out engraved invitations . you and i both know i 'm the one he wants . [ scene_break ] joshua : victor , you must remember lucy is a vampire slayer . you mus n't let her get to you . victor : joshua , lucy is my friend . joshua : she was your friend . in the new order of things , she is your enemy . i 'm the only friend you need -- me . mary : well , tonight seemed to go well . joshua : i thought so . mary : you 're really quite a take - charge kind of guy , are n't you ? joshua : what can i say , mary ? it 's in my blood . jamal : all right , serious , i got a bad vibe . can we get out of here , please ? ricky : oh , come on , man , i 'm having a good time . this is where the action is at . jamal : the only action that 's here is the bad guys getting over , that 's it . casey : hey , you know what ? there has to be a really important reason why it 's all going down like this . ricky : yeah . maybe the big kahuna upstairs decided to move on down the road . casey : is this really a big joke to you , ricky ? ricky : oh , come on . i 'm not going to sit around moping all night , all right ? you win some , you lose some . casey : you know what gets me about you ? you could really be somebody . ricky : yeah , when i get my gold record -- casey : no , i 'm not talking about a stupid rock star , ok ? i 'm talking about you as a person . all right , and you 're throwing it all away by keeping your connection with joshua . ricky : does that mean that you 're going to stop being my guardian angel ? casey : you know , that is not my call . even if i am pissed at you , i still got to watch your back , ricky . jamal : well , i do n't . so you can go and be a fool . so go , get out of here . why do n't you go get it over with ? go hang with your bloodsuckers . ricky : yeah , well , at least those bloodsuckers are n't always nagging at me and telling me what to do , all right ? they like to have a good time . later . jamal : see ya . ricky : yeah , whatever . jack : you wanted action ? how 's this ? reese : this is josh 's . i ca n't believe you nipped this . jack : well , stick around , reese . things are about to get interesting . [ reese laughs ] frank : karen , i know this is a shock . karen : no , frank , a shock is when your boyfriend tells you that he 's seeing somebody else , not that he 's just grown a pair of fangs . frank : i 'm still myself , only better . karen : you 're just not satisfied being a regular guy , are you ? you could n't do that for us . frank : karen , just hear me out . there are benefits to me being this way . karen : i do n't want to hear it , frank . just stay away from me . [ scene_break ] ian : let 's go . lucy : no . i mean , i know i promised i 'd go to the hospital , and i will go because i gave my word to you . but i got to be here for victor . do n't you understand ? i need to stay for him . ian : i understand that there 's nothing more we can do tonight . lucy : ok . joshua : oh , please do n't leave , slayer . the party 's not quite over . lucy : oh , darn . do n't tell me i might miss you burning a few customers at the stake . joshua : no , i 'm about to unveil the name of my new club . and it 's such a grand occasion , i want you to be a part of it . [ scene_break ] caleb : olivia -- livvie , wait . wait . what -- i ca n't believe you would listen to what rafe was saying . livvie : it 's just that i love you so much i want to protect you . caleb : if you love me , then turn me . livvie : i 've waited so long for this . caleb : i know . listen -- it 's killing me being separated from you . but we 're together now , and nothing can stop us . livvie : i 've missed your touch , your kiss . caleb : then what are you waiting for ? do it . do it . livvie : no , caleb -- caleb : listen -- livvie : no , i ca n't ! caleb : does n't -- shh , shh . does n't matter about the ring . does n't matter about anything else . let 's just be together . livvie : caleb , i ca n't . i ca n't do this . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` . [ next_on ] rafe : joshua ca n't get to you if he ca n't find you . that 's why we 're leaving port charles -- tonight . frank : we still have a life together . karen : are you going to turn me , too ? caleb : i need you to tell me why you ca n't turn me . livvie : because if i do , i 'll kill you .
joshua rotates the top of his ring , activating a vampire mark on the hand of each of his recruits . lucy is devastated to see the mark on victor 's hand . joshua informs lucy that she 's outnumbered . lucy takes victor outside to try to reason with him , but victor sees no reason for concern . he does n't intend to become a monster . he wants to use his new power to do good things for port charles , and he believes that people will actually listen to him for once . reese believes that everyone will have to choose a side . jack tells reese that he intends to play both sides , and he 's going to show her how to do the same . ricky plans to be on whichever side is the winning side . despite jamal 's efforts to get her to leave , casey is convinced that she 's supposed to figure something out . when ian turns down joshua 's offer to join his new family , joshua advises him to reconsider for the sake of his loved ones . realizing that frank is a vampire , karen wants nothing more to do with him . jack stuns and delights reese by presenting her with joshua 's wallet . joshua unveils the new sign at the former recovery room , which is now known as elixir . the unusual `` x `` is the vampire mark on the recruits ' hands . olivia regretfully explains why she no longer has caleb 's protective ring . caleb intends to get it back once she turns him back into a vampire , but rafe warns that the best way to get to joshua is to remain human . after taking alison home , rafe tries to reassure her that everything will be fine , but she has no doubt that she is joshua 's intended bride and queen . after caleb rips the dressing from his neck , olivia informs him that she ca n't turn him into a vampire .
frank : karen -- karen : stay away from me , frank . frank : i ca n't . i have to make you understand . karen : what ? what ? that you sold your soul for a real estate deal ? frank : joshua has vision and big plans for this town . things are going to be better around here . karen : you know , if you believe that , then i really do n't know you , frank . oh , wait . wait a minute . yes , i do -- you 're a vampire now ! frank : i 'm the man who loves you . that has n't changed . karen : only now when you say that you love me forever , there 's a whole new spin to it . frank : look , karen , we can still have a life together , a better life . karen : how ? oh , my god . are you going to turn me , too ? [ scene_break ] victor : i 've made a few calls to some of the power structures in town , contacts about some of these properties that you need to buy . joshua : good , victor . i knew you were the perfect man for the job . you keep up the good work . thank you . victor : well , thank you joshua . i -- i really feel as if i have a whole new lease on life -- thanks to you . joshua : hmm . well , young jack . what can i do for you ? jack : it 's what i can do for you , sir , if you give me a job . joshua : oh . ok . i could always use someone to sweep up the floor , take out the garbage . jack : that 's not what i had in mind . you need someone to run this place . joshua : send me your resume , and i 'll get right back to you . jack : here 's my resume . joshua : this is my wallet . [ scene_break ] alison : this is like a really bad nightmare , something that i wish i could just wake up from . rafe : all right , just stop , please . i mean , we do n't even know for sure if joshua 's after you . alison : once he got the ring from livvie , she was defenseless , so there was nothing to stop him from making her his bride . rafe : uh - huh . but you 're right , he did n't . alison : no , he did n't . what 's going on ? whoa . wait , whoa . where are we going ? rafe : well , joshua ca n't get to you if he ca n't find you . that 's why we 're leaving port charles -- tonight . [ scene_break ] caleb : what do you mean , you ca n't ? livvie : i ca n't do it . caleb : you can . make me whole again . livvie : i want that more than anything . but i 've ruined everything . caleb : what happened ? what happened , olivia ? livvie : nothing . caleb : hey , listen to me . i need you to tell me why you ca n't turn me . tell me ! livvie : because if i do , i 'll kill you ! [ scene_break ] casey : ok , boss , you got me , all right ? i 'm stumped . ok , i know -- i know you sent me down here to do a job , and it 's getting really complicated , ok ? look , i know i 'm a guardian angel , all right ? whose back do i have ? huh ? is it lucy ? am i supposed to save lucy ? or is it ricky ? is , is he the reason why i 'm here ? because if he is the reason why i 'm here , then you know how i feel about ricky , right ? look , i know there 's a reason for me being here , boss . i just -- i wish you 'd hook me up with some bigger signs , man . look -- why am i here ? huh ? who am i supposed to save ? jamal : maybe you 're supposed to save the whole damn town . [ scene_break ] frank : do n't look at me like that , karen , like i 'm some kind of animal . karen : well , you 're scaring me , ok ? frank : i wo n't turn you . i 'd never do that unless you asked me to . karen : you think that 's something i 'd want ? i 'm out of here . frank : oh , so that 's it ? you 're walking out on me again ? karen : do you blame me ? it 's like you 're a magnet for the dark side . frank : i had no choice in this . it just happened . karen : well , you have a choice now . you can go join your zombie friends , or you can fight this . if you do , i promise to stay by your side and fight with you , frank . frank : i do n't need you to fight for me , just -- just be with me . you have my heart . karen : and you 're about to lose your soul . how can that be ok with you ? you 're the man who went back in time for our love . you were my hero . i do n't understand why you need shrouds or fangs -- frank : because they make me feel stronger , ok , better . like i 'm somebody . karen : you were always somebody to me , frank . i 'm just sorry i was n't enough for you . goodbye . [ scene_break ] joshua : from your cocky attitude , you 're pretty pleased with yourself , are n't you ? jack : with all your heightened vampire senses , i took your wallet right from under your nose . joshua : you went through a lot of trouble to get my attention . what do you want ? do you want your fangs back ? jack : not exactly . i 've already been down that road before . i like to live fast and die young . joshua : then what can i possibly do for you ? jack : i 've been butting heads with your kind for a while now , and where has it gotten me ? nowhere . joshua , you 're the one who calls the shots these days , and i want to be close to that power . when the train leaves the station , i want to be onboard . [ scene_break ] alison : wait . no -- rafe : come on . alison : i -- no . listen , joshua is turning this whole town into vampire central . we ca n't just take off . rafe : you know what ? if i do n't get you out of here , i might as well take you and walk you down the aisle myself and give you away to that creep . would you like that ? alison : so you do think that he 's coming after me . rafe : i do n't know . i just do n't want to take any chances , all right ? let 's go . please ? alison : what about lucy ? we ca n't just leave her . rafe : lucy is a survivor . she 'll be fine . she 's got ian . rafe : ok , ok , ok . ok , one thing at a time . alison : you are the only one who can stop joshua . you are the only chance anyone has . rafe : right now , all i 'm worried about is you . i want to make you safe . so , please , come on . alison : no . i 'm not leaving . rafe : we ca n't do this . we ca n't waste any more time , all right ? alison : this is about me . do i not get a vote in this at least ? rafe : no . look , what do i have to do ? do i have to take you , put you over my shoulder , and carry you out of here ? because i 'll do that . can you please just trust me for a second ? just trust me that i have a plan . alison : i do trust you . i do , believe me . but i want to know what the plan is first . rafe : on the way . come on . alison : no -- no , now . rafe : you are so damn stubborn . come here . sit down . now , listen to me closely . [ scene_break ] caleb : i do n't know how turning me will kill me . livvie : i did something terrible . and that 's why i ca n't help you now . caleb : what happened ? livvie : i was scared . and i was -- i was really hungry . i thought i was going to die , and joshua -- offered me some blood . caleb : you could n't help yourself . the urge is too strong . livvie : then he laughed , and he told me that there was something in the blood , that he had put something in there to poison my fangs . now anyone i bite will die . caleb : how do you know joshua was telling the truth ? livvie : i do n't . but it seems like the kind of thing he would do . caleb : no . no , he 's just trying to scare you . livvie : well , it worked . caleb : hey -- you listen to me . we are not going to let him stop us from being together . livvie : i 'm just so afraid i 'll hurt you . caleb : fear -- fear is what he 's counting on . livvie : oh , caleb -- caleb : give me what i need , sweetheart . only you can give me my life back . [ scene_break ] casey : jamal -- jamal : what ? casey : do not ever sneak up on a girl like that . what is wrong with you ? jamal : well , i figured it was safe and all , you talking to god and everything . casey : no , no , it does n't work that way . jamal : oh , i know . i know -- not even angels get to talk to god , right ? casey : not my rank , anyway . jamal : whoever you were just now talking to -- casey : yeah ? jamal : did you get any answers ? anything come to you ? casey : no . about me saving the whole town ? jamal : mm - hmm ? casey : no . jamal , we work more on a one - on - one type of situation , ok ? jamal : oh . casey : and i 'm still trying to figure out who my one is . man , is it lucy ? am i supposed to stay and keep her alive ? or is it ricky ? am i supposed to stop him , like , keep him from being one of the bloodsuckers ? i do n't know . i 'm not even sure . and since i do n't have clue one on which one it is , i 'm just probably going to mess up . mess up and then get yanked back upstairs again , right ? jamal : you know what i think you do n't get , casey ? casey : i do n't get a lot of things . ok , what -- what ? what do you think ? what ? jamal : i think that you do n't get how special you really are . [ scene_break ] joshua : that was quite a stirring speech . i never figured you to be e to be so eloquent . jack : well , people change . joshua : but you should n't pull a sting on the person who 's got all the power , jack . that 's not very smart . you stole from me . you 're a common criminal . jack : i would n't say `` common . `` joshua : you tried to make a fool out of me . not too clever , jack . i could dispose of you -- jack : but you wo n't . joshua : because ? jack : because i could be useful to you and you would n't throw away anything that you could use . joshua : that 's assuming that i could trust you . jack : joshua , i could have flaunted my little trick in front of your boys , but i did n't . joshua : and i should be so grateful for that , why do n't i just give you a job ? forget about -- jack : no , you will hire me because you want this place to be a success . so you 're going to need someone from the other side to help you run it and you ca n't kill me because , well , if i was dead , then i could n't run your club . joshua : hmm . you got guts and a killer instinct . jack : thank you . that 's a compliment coming from you . joshua : do you know what ? i 'll give you a chance . one false move -- jack : and you 'll bury me . joshua : alive . jack : got it . joshua : one more thing , jack . you left my wallet empty . jack : consider it a signing bonus . i 'll see you in the a.m. , boss . [ scene_break ] karen : oh , frank , how could you do this to us ? [ scene_break ] frank : sorry . karen ca n't see what i 'm offering her . joshua : and i 'm interested in your personal problems because -- frank : you 're right . i ca n't be distracted . joshua : keep your eye on the ball , frank . frank : yes , sir . joshua : besides , i have a very important job for you . [ scene_break ] alison : so that 's your plan ? rafe : you up for it ? alison : yeah , if it 's the only way . rafe : well , here 's the thing -- i keep trying to think of another way , and it 's just not working out . so i 'll understand if you want to back out of this , ok ? alison : no . we 're in this together . there 's just -- there 's just one thing that freaks me out about this . rafe : just one ? alison : do we have to go there , of all places ? rafe : it 's the last place any of his evil crew would look . [ scene_break ] caleb : do n't -- do n't stop ! do n't stop . livvie : i have to resist this . caleb : that 's what he wants . he wants to keep us apart . livvie : no , he wants to kill you , and he 's going to use me to do it . caleb : it wo n't kill me , it 'll save me . livvie : i hope joshua 's lying , but your life is too precious to gamble with . caleb : do n't you see ? as i am now , i might as well be dead . livvie : do n't say that . i ca n't live without you . caleb : do you know what it 's like for me to be ordinary ? this feeling of helplessness ? livvie : i remember . caleb : i ca n't go on this way much longer . being with you , not being able to have you . we -- we have to settle this . [ noise ] livvie : someone 's coming . caleb : just what we need -- a volunteer . livvie : no , no , no . please , caleb , it 's too dangerous . caleb : hey ! you ! it 's your old boss . long time no see . man : i do n't take orders from you anymore . i work for mr. temple now . caleb : well , then consider yourself fired . go ahead . he 's all yours . go ! [ scene_break ] casey : are you coming on to me ? jamal : i 'm -- whoa . whoa , whoa . i 'm sorry , what did you say ? what ? casey : `` you do n't know how special you really are , casey `` ? man , if that is not a pickup line , then i do n't know what that was . jamal : no , no , no , no , no . stop , stop . it was n't . it was not , no . what i mean was that there 's a lot of evil in the world , ok ? there 's a lot of evil that ended up in this town . casey : uh - huh . jamal : ok , and if joshua has it his way , it 's going to get a lot worse . what i meant is that for whatever reason that you 're here , i do n't know , but it means that the good guys have n't given up yet , that there 's still hope . that 's what i meant to say . casey : i never -- i never thought of it that way . jamal : well , think of it that way . oh -- all right , what was that for ? casey : that 's for being pretty darn special yourself . thank you , jamal . i needed that . jamal : no problem . casey : you are pretty cute , so , you know , i totally understand if you had this thing for me , you know -- jamal : oh , case , case -- casey : and that 's all good , you know , because -- jamal : case , just stop while you 're behind , all right ? [ scene_break ] jack : whoa , come on . give me that back . reese : come get them . oh ! so , you managed to convince josh ? jack : yes , i did . you are looking at the new manager of the elixir . reese : wow , you do n't waste any time . jack : mm - hmm . vampires are n't the only ones who get what they want . reese : oh , yeah ? and what is it that you want ? ooh . i 'm not sure if i can trust you yet . jack : oh , yeah , probably not . reese : oh , that makes it interesting . jack : very interesting . and now that i 'm working at the club , it could be very profitable , too . reese : oh , i like the sound of that . so , what do we do to celebrate your newfound luck ? jack : oh , no , i do n't think that that was luck . i played the man , plain and simple . reese : playing -- hmm -- such a good idea . have i told you how absolutely adorable your wild side is ? jack : show me . [ scene_break ] joshua : not bad for a day 's work . victor : incredible day . i ought to be tired , but i 'm not . i hate to leave you here all alone . you know , that new sign -- `` elixir `` -- that 's a new name . it 's kind of catchy . joshua : i wo n't be celebrating , not alone , for long . victor : oh , yeah ? somebody special ? joshua : you could say that . victor : well , she 's a very lucky girl . good night , boss . joshua : good night . [ door opens and closes ] joshua : well . i 've got my kingdom . all i need now is my queen . here 's to you , alison , my future , lovely bride . [ scene_break ] alison : should n't we at least , like , leave a note or something ? rafe : no . come on . alison : but my nana and jamal will probably worry . rafe : at least you 'll be safe , all right ? that 's what will really matter to them . now , it 's time to go . let 's go . alison : wait . before , when -- when you asked me to trust you ? rafe : yeah ? alison : i hope you know i do with my life . rafe : good . good . you hold onto that thought . alison : ok . rafe : all right ? now , hurry up . rafe : come on . alison : ok . ok , ok . frank : they 're on the move . [ scene_break ] livvie : well ? caleb : so far , so good . he 's getting up . man : you will pay for this . livvie : is he ? caleb : he 's dead . hey -- livvie : oh , it 's true . i 'm poison to you . i 'm poison to the man i love . caleb : come here . come here . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] rafe : all i care about is keeping you safe . i want to keep you away from joshua and all his goons . joshua : what you are going to do is ease alison into her new lifestyle -- as my wife . livvie : i 'm afraid . caleb : take the risk .
frank tries to explain things to karen , who does n't understand him at all . she 's afraid that he wants to turn her into a vampire , but frank promises not to do that unless she wants him to . karen is saddened to think that she is n't enough for the man who used to be her hero . jack uses his thievery to persuade joshua to hire him as the manager of elixir . casey worries about not getting any help from above . she 's not even sure whether she 's supposed to be guarding lucy or ricky . casey rejects jamal 's idea that she 's supposed to save the entire town . she misinterprets a compliment from jamal as a come - on . sitting down with a glass of champagne , joshua drinks to alison , his future bride . fearing that joshua intends to make alison his bride , rafe comes up with a plan to keep her safe . although alison resists , rafe insists that they are getting out of town . frank watches them leave the apartment and then reports back to joshua . olivia tells caleb that joshua added something to the blood she drank . it poisoned her fangs , and anyone she bites will die . caleb is willing to take that chance , but olivia ca n't go through with it . caleb grabs one of joshua 's goons and allows olivia to bite the man 's neck . olivia is devastated when the man dies , because it means that she is poison to caleb .
caleb : hey . it 's going to be all right . livvie : all right ? i just killed a man . my fangs are poisoned . i ca n't turn you back , and i ca n't make love to you the way i want to . caleb : not yet . livvie : if i had n't lost your ring -- caleb : you did n't lose it . joshua took it . livvie : and now he has everything he wants . all of its powers , everything he needs . caleb : he does n't have you . livvie : neither do you . not the way you want . caleb : hey . does it matter ? i love you . livvie : and i love you . i just -- i ca n't -- i ca n't be with you , knowing what my bite might do to you . caleb : i still want you . livvie : i ca n't . caleb , i 'm afraid . caleb : take the risk . [ scene_break ] joshua : bring that in closer . you , pace yourself . find a place to put those . hurry up with that . i have a club to open . ah . i see you 've got a head start on the bar . kevin : just another liquid dinner , thank you . joshua : i hope you left a little room for dessert . kevin : i always do . joshua : i had this concocted with you in mind . go on , you can open it . kevin : oh . my new daily ritual . joshua : 10 cc 's just before bedtime or anytime you like . kevin : you know , i have to admit , it 's rather nice relinquishing my worries for a change , letting you make all the decisions . joshua : i knew you 'd see things my way , dr. collins . elizabeth : joshua . joshua : elizabeth -- it 's always lovely to hear that voice . elizabeth : you call me in the middle of the night , get me out of bed to come to this mess . what do you want besides my decorating skills ? joshua : excuse me , dr. collins . elizabeth : boy , i tell you , this better be good because i swear -- joshua : it 's about your daughter . elizabeth : what about her ? joshua : i want her . elizabeth : what do -- what do you mean you want her ? joshua : i want to turn her . elizabeth : no . no . no , you wo n't . joshua : yes , i will . elizabeth : no , you know , i do n't believe you . you know why ? because if you were really going to do that , you would n't tell me . joshua : just because i 'm a vampire does n't mean i 'm not a gentleman , elizabeth . elizabeth : wait , wait -- what do you mean ? joshua : i think alison probably will have some resistance for the plans i 'm making about her life . elizabeth : are you -- what , you expect me -- joshua : i 'm expecting you to help your daughter -- yes , of course i am . elizabeth : i will do no such thing . you know what i 'm going to do ? i 'm going to go get rafe . joshua : no , you 're too late for that . what you are going to do is ease alison into her new lifestyle as my wife . [ scene_break ] rafe : you ok ? alison : yeah , no , i 'm fine . i 'm just -- i 'll feel a lot better when all this is over with . rafe : just hang tight . we 'll be there soon . hi . ticket agent : hello . rafe : uh -- rafe kovich , flight51512 . ticket agent : mr. kovich , you 're flying with -- alison : alison barrington . ticket agent : one moment , please . alison : thanks . ticket agent : ok . boarding begins in just a few minutes . rafe : thank you . beautiful . alison : thank you . look , are you sure that we can do this ? rafe : yeah . you do n't want to leave your family , right ? alison : no , i do n't -- but my friends , too . rafe : you -- here 's the thing -- joshua wants to take you for his bride , so i really do n't think there 's much of a choice . alison : i know . i just -- rafe , i think this is a little extreme , that 's all . rafe : ok , i know . and all i care about is keeping you safe . i want to keep you away from joshua and all his goons . in a little bit , you will be , ok ? alison : ok . rafe : you 'll be safe . alison : ok . [ scene_break ] caleb : trust how you feel . livvie : the more i feel your lips on mine and your hands touching me , the more i want you . caleb : yes . livvie : but we will have to stop just when the thing i want the most is to bite you . caleb : and i 'm telling you , it 'll be ok . just let go . livvie : wait , wait , wait , wait . if i bite you -- caleb : you wo n't . livvie : but how ? caleb : i 'll teach you . livvie : no . what if i ca n't learn ? what if i ca n't stop ? caleb : you can . you wo n't hurt me . i promise you . livvie : but i 'm still so scared . caleb : olivia , trust me . [ scene_break ] kevin : elizabeth . [ kevin as joshua ] elizabeth . the curve of your neck , the line of -- [ kevin 's normal voice ] well , something about you anyway . elizabeth : so i was right . you want alison for your bride ? what do you -- do you think i 'm just going to stand by and let you destroy her life ? do you think rafe will ? joshua : do you ever listen to me ? rafe wo n't know what him , and alison will be brought to me . elizabeth : no , she wo n't . i will stop you . there is no way that i 'm going to let my daughter suffer the kind of nightmare that i lived . i will kill you before you are even that close to turning her . joshua : oh , bravo , my dear . bravo . what a wonderful , rousing speech . just how do you intend to follow through on that threat ? elizabeth : never underestimate the determination of a mother . joshua : or a vampire . elizabeth : i will find a way . believe me . joshua : i am trying to be nice to you . elizabeth : you call this nice ? joshua : are my eyes red ? what i 'm doing is giving you the opportunity to help alison . i 'm not naive . this will not be a simple transition for her . i think it 'd be easier for her if someone she loves and trusts eases her into her new position , but i can see you , mommy dearest , are not prepared to be a supportive mother of the bride . elizabeth : she loves rafe . there is no way she 's going to go off with you . joshua : your point being ? elizabeth : you know , this does n't make any sense , ok ? why alison ? why are you obsessed with making her your bride ? joshua : because i can . [ scene_break ] rafe : we 'll make it out of here . i promise . i 'm never going to let joshua get to you . never . rafe 's voice : it 's joshua 's vision -- a city of tortured souls , a master vampire race , and his vampire bride . he wants alison . rafe : i will never let that happen . alison ? my god . alison ! why ca n't you hear me ? i ca n't move . alison ? look at me . it 's me . why ca n't i move ? joshua . joshua : welcome to your wedding , alison , the day you 've always dreamed about . rafe : no . joshua : no one can stop us now . rafe : alison ? alison , you have to fight this . no -- no . do n't you touch her . no , she will never love you , you monster ! joshua : you 're mine now , alison . my wife , forever . rafe : no ! no . alison : why ? what 's the matter ? what is it ? rafe : no , it 's ok . it 's all right . go back -- alison : are you ok ? rafe : yeah . yeah . oh . i will keep you safe , alison . till my last breath , i will keep you safe . frank : you 're close , slayer , i can feel it . but you wo n't be able to protect alison much longer . [ scene_break ] caleb : just look in my eyes . livvie : yes . caleb : look in my eyes and then just let go . let go . trust . believe . you do n't need to feed . livvie : i ca n't . caleb : come on . caleb : look at me . look at me . just let go . focus on my eyes . focus on how you feel . you see ? you do n't need to feed . you do n't need to feed . livvie : caleb . caleb : i knew you could do it . livvie : i love you . caleb : shh . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : no , no , no , joshua . you 're going to have to do better than that . you wo n't just take alison because you can . joshua : nonsense . she 'll make a perfect bride for me . elizabeth : but why ? joshua : she 's beautiful , she 's determined , she 's strong , and she 'll find a way to find love in this wretched soul . elizabeth : you actually think you 're going to get her to love you ? joshua : yes . and she has a certain innocence i 'm really looking forward to nurturing and molding . elizabeth : and the fact that she happens to be the one true love of your sworn enemy has nothing to do with it ? joshua : oh , all right . i do get a certain tingle when i think of stealing the slayer 's intended but she also happens to be a barrington , and that will make me more respectable . i mean , quite frankly , she has -- alison has everything and pretty soon , she 'll be mine . elizabeth : no , please , joshua , just do n't do this . joshua : i do n't have time for this , elizabeth . elizabeth : listen , please . oh , please , i 'm begging you . listen , if you want a barrington , i 'm a barrington , so just take me instead . joshua : do you really think that 's a fair exchange ? do you think when people see you coming , the word `` respectable `` comes to mind ? no -- more like `` selfish , `` `` thoughtless `` -- elizabeth : stop it . joshua : `` gold - digging hypocrite , `` `` change everywhere -- `` elizabeth : do you have to be so cruel ? joshua : because i do n't have time for you . now , either you get on my side and you help alison so she 's in a position to have all the money and all the power she 'll ever want -- elizabeth : or what ? joshua : or you 'll be out there fending for yourself in the world , lady -- no power , no privilege , no money . so what 's it going to be ? you tell me . little old you out there on your own , fending for yourself . not your strongest suit , now , is it ? [ scene_break ] frank : all right , slayer , let 's wrap this up . if i 'm lucky , you wo n't even see it coming . rafe : wait . there 's something i feel . alison : what ? what is it ? rafe : just get your stuff . let 's get going . alison : what ? why ? rafe : come on . alison : ok , ok . all right . rafe : do n't look now , but i think we 've got company . alison : what ? what do you mean ? is it -- is it frank ? is it ? rafe : i do n't think he sees us yet , ok ? alison : are you sure ? are you sure that he ca n't see us ? rafe : let 's just keep moving . alison : ok , rafe . ok . frank : too late , rafe . you wo n't get away this time . [ scene_break ] livvie : i could 've bitten you , caleb . but somehow , i fought the feeling . caleb : you just needed to trust yourself . livvie : to know that we can be together . caleb : it was so worth the risk . you know what ? livvie : what ? caleb : you 're amazing as ever . livvie : i just wish we could get past this whole nightmare of having to worry every time we make love what my bite will do to you . caleb : and i will never stop wanting that . to feel your teeth tear into my flesh and make me my true self . livvie : our true selves . caleb : we will have that again . i promise . what ? what are you thinking ? livvie : nothing . it 's just it was n't that long ago and i thought we had everything . and even now , we ca n't be together , not the way we planned . caleb : we 're still ok . livvie : i 'm still afraid that this wo n't always be enough for you . caleb : do i seem disappointed ? livvie : not now , but sooner or later . caleb : you will sink your fangs into my flesh someday soon . livvie : how ? caleb : joshua would never create a poison without an antidote . livvie : how could you be so sure ? caleb : i know him . livvie : you -- you have a plan , do n't you ? caleb : i have a plan . [ scene_break ] kevin : there . that ought to do it . not bad . not my best , either , but not bad at all . almost perfect . joshua : well , what 's it going to be ? i 'm still waiting . elizabeth : you just better keep waiting . joshua : no , time is up . besides , i know that look , that `` slap me , push me , or i 'll walk out the door `` look . elizabeth : oh , you have no idea how much i 'd love to do that . joshua : yeah , but we both know you 're not going to do it , do n't we ? because you 're too busy figuring out which road to take . but at the end of the day , we both know that both roads lead alison right back to joshua . there . got it all figured out , now , have we ? good girl . that was n't so hard . well , you 've made the right decision . just say it . say it . elizabeth : damn you . joshua : well , that 's the good news . i 'm always so grateful to you , elizabeth . you 're always so kind . you always meet my lowest expectations . do you care to celebrate ? elizabeth : drink with you ? no . joshua : well , then , i 'll just have to toast myself . it 's all going according to plan everything is falling into place . frank will have the blushing bride here and mommy dearest , she will be wailing right by her side on her wedding day . [ scene_break ] frank : game 's over . it 's time for joshua to have his wedding . do n't try to fight it , alison . you 're coming with me . lucy : hello , frank . frank : lucy . lucy : uh -- do n't -- do n't tell me . you were n't really going to try and kidnap my good friend alison , were you ? ian : because that 'd be pretty stupid . frank : ian -- ian : you 're going to have to tell your -- your big , powerful boss that your mission did n't work . frank : you 're going to pay for this , thornhart . you are both going to pay . lucy : oh . ta , little frank . ta - ta . [ lucy gasps ] lucy : we did it ! ian : hey . lucy : we did it , we did it , we did it ! ah , this is so fun ! ian : let 's just hope they stay safe . lucy : right . hey -- score one for the good guys ? [ lucy laughs ] [ scene_break ] alison : i can not believe it . i never thought i would ever see this place again . rafe : yeah , it 's perfect . alison : yeah , it might be perfect , but it 's really creepy . hiding out in caleb 's old hangout ? rafe : exactly why joshua and his goons would never think to look for us here , huh ? alison : i wonder if he left anything like scary or trippy here . rafe : hey , you know what ? it 's going to be ok , all right ? i got your back . alison : yeah . yeah , you do . rafe : yeah . alison : i can not believe it . we actually got away . god , we did it . rafe : yeah , with a little help from our friends , huh ? alison : yeah . yeah . are you sure that nobody 's going to find us here ? rafe : i just want to keep you as far away from that maniac as possible . deal ? alison : deal . rafe : whatever it takes to keep you safe . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] elizabeth : how are you ? kevin : i 'm even better now that you sat down . elizabeth : oh , you 're such a flatterer . kevin : oh , i 'm just getting started . lucy : you honestly believe that something is wrong with me ? caleb : i came here for a reason . joshua : which is ? caleb : to strike a deal with you .
caleb takes olivia home to his loft . she 's still upset about her poisoned fangs . she thinks that they can never make love , but caleb wants her to take the risk . he carries her to bed and talks her through the urge to bite him . although her fangs do come out , with his help , she fights the need to feed on him . caleb is confident that joshua has an antidote to the poison , and he has a plan for how to get hold of it . at elixir , joshua gives kevin a fresh supply of the drug that controls him . elizabeth goes to the club , angry with joshua for summoning her in the middle of the night . informing her of his intention to make alison his bride , joshua asks elizabeth to ease her daughter into her new life . elizabeth refuses , offering herself instead , but joshua convinces her that it 's in her best interest to cooperate . while they talk , kevin sketches elizabeth . alison and rafe go to the airport and wait for flight 1512 . rafe has a dream or vision of alison as joshua 's vampire bride , and it scares him . sensing frank nearby , rafe takes alison to get in line to board the flight . by the time frank finds them , they 've pulled a switch . ian and lucy are disguised as their friends . alison and rafe arrive at caleb 's old hideout in the catacombs , where they plan to hide from joshua and his goons .
caleb : uh - huh . well , then everything should work out then . as long as i get what i need , and soon . [ scene_break ] lucy : oh , we did it . we did it , we did it . alison and rafe , they got away , they got away . yes ! ian : well , joshua 's not going to be very happy . lucy : no , he 's going to be absolutely miserable , because we made it happen together . ian : mm - hmm , what we 're going make happen now is get you to the hospital . lucy : no ! no , no , i feel absolutely terrific . ian : because of the of running around airports , stealing things -- lucy : well , yeah , but are n't you excited , too ? come on , we got the upper hand on frank , and that makes me really excited . we actually got to help somebody . ian : mm - hmm , now we 're going to help you . come on . lucy : no , no , no , no , it 's that hospital , not tonight . ian : do n't -- you ca n't put this off any longer . lucy : no , i 'm not . please . please . come . sit . one day will not make a difference . you know what i want to do ? all i want to do is sit and just talk to you , and maybe we can come up with some sort of plan , you know , to make sure that joshua does n't turn port charles into some crazy amusement park for vampires . that is our priority right now . ian : you 're my priority . that 's all -- lucy : i know , but this was fun , you have to admit , doing this crazy stuff -- ew ! look what this cheap wig did to my hair . it pulled out a clump of my hair . i 'm going to sue this company . ian : it 's not the wig . lucy : well , yes , it is the wig . look , it 's stuck in there . ian : no . lucy : it 's stuck in the little -- ian : when we were sitting here before and i was holding you , i -- lucy : what ? you were what ? ian : same thing happened . lucy : my hair ? why did n't you tell me then ? ian : i 'm telling you now . i -- [ ian sighs ] lucy : then i want you to tell me now , the truth . you really believe that something is seriously wrong with me ? do you ? you do ? [ scene_break ] jack : joshua . here for inspection , sir . what do you think ? joshua : little jack . dark . stylish . plus expensive . jack : yes , it is . i think the man running your club should be dressed to kill , do n't you think ? joshua : indeed , he should . jack : i told you i was the guy , sir . so just sit back , watch , relax , and watch me work my magic . you wo n't be sorry . joshua : i hope not . i do n't handle disappointment very well , jack . jack : you wo n't be sorry . joshua : well , well , well . if it 's not the toulouse - lautrec of port charles . how are you feeling ? your little supplement make you feel any better ? kevin : oh , i 'm feeling much better , calmer . it 's such a nice respite to just let the world go by . joshua : with a little thanks from our new benefactor . how 's the new masterpiece coming along ? kevin : it 's already at your villa . joshua : it 's finished already ? kevin : oh , once i began , it just began to flow . it 'll be waiting for you when you get home . hope you like it . joshua : i certainly like your efficiency . i 'll hold my review until i see it . ah , the lovely elizabeth . how are you this evening ? elizabeth : how do you think i am . you 've abducted my daughter , you plan on holding her hostage -- joshua : it was a rhetorical question . do me a favor and run off and powder your nose before alison gets here . i do n't want you looking all ashen in the wedding album . oh , you know what , there 's no need . you just brought a nice flush to those chiseled cheeks . suppressed fury becomes you , madam . frank : joshua ? joshua : and here comes franklin , my trusted right - hand man with my fiancée on -- his arm . frank : i 'm afraid i 've got bad news . joshua : i do n't want to hear it . frank : they got away . joshua : i do n't want to -- that 's not what i want to hear ! elizabeth : that 's exactly what i wanted to hear . thank you , frank , you 've made my night . joshua : sit down , elizabeth . elizabeth : oh , shut up . i 'm not under your hold , joshua . i 've had it with answering to you and all of your yes men . i 'll never be doing that again . oh , hello . kevin : hi . elizabeth : well , you look like you would appreciate and deserve some fabulous company this evening . kevin : well , someone 's in a good mood . elizabeth : not a good mood , i 'm in a great mood . i 'm in a spectacular mood . how are you ? how are you tonight ? kevin : i 'm even better now that you sat down here . elizabeth : oh , you 're such a flatterer . kevin : oh , i 'm just getting started . elizabeth : oh , well , then go ahead , please . do n't let me stop you . joshua : what kind of an incompetent fool are you ? frank : they scammed me , joshua . somehow they knew that i -- joshua : oh , enough . i 'm tired of your inefficiency . they slipped through your fingers . well , damn you . you 're sorry ? not half as sorry you 'll be by the time i 'm finished with you , inept , stupid , brainless -- caleb : ah . looks like someone 's not having a good night . [ scene_break ] caleb : what 's the matter ? bat got your tongue ? you -- you look surprised . joshua : how 's your neck ? caleb : much better , thank you . seems your bark is bigger than your bite . frank : let me take care of him , joshua . joshua : no , you shut up . you leave here now . i 'll deal with you later . go . caleb : nice management skills , josh . joshua : he knows his place . caleb : unlike you . joshua : this is my place . do you want to step outside ? we have some catching up to do . caleb : sounds like fun . show the way . joshua : well , i shall do everything in my power to keep it that way -- fun . [ scene_break ] frank : karen . hey . i was hoping to catch you getting off work . karen : `` catch me `` ? frank : yeah . karen , come on , do n't go . look , i know what you 're thinking . i do n't want to scare you . i just -- i really need to talk to someone , please ? someone i can trust . karen : why ? what happened ? frank : i screwed up again , karen . this time i really screwed up . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : i noticed you were sketching earlier . kevin : you did , huh ? elizabeth : mm - hmm . do you mind if i -- kevin : uh , i prefer to know someone a little better before i feel comfortable enough to show them my work . elizabeth : ok . i understand . so what would you suggest we do to get to know each other better ? kevin : i suggest we start by you letting me buy you a drink . elizabeth : you know , i never say no to life , kevin . or to a vodka martini with lots and lots of olives . kevin : waitress ? [ scene_break ] reese : nice . and very nice . jack : reese . rees hey . jack : hey . reese : so , when do i get my hands on a nice chunk of profits here ? jack : well , we 're going to start by keeping our voices down , taking it slow . reese : oh ? jack : yes , and before long , we 're going to get all we need from here . hmm ? reese : that sounds like a really good idea . you know what i think ? jack : hmm ? reese : i think you taste as good as you look . jamal : ramsey . jack : hey , jamal . what can i get you , man ? jamal : you can give me a straight answer , dude . what are you doing here ? are you nuts ? jack : what 's it look like ? i 'm working . jamal : for a freak show like joshua temple ? you really are out of your mind . [ scene_break ] caleb : well , you pulled it off . i ca n't count how many times you asked me to open a nightclub . joshua : same amount of times you called me a moron for even thinking about it . caleb : was that me who said that ? well , here you are anyway . joshua : it 's just a beginning . and you ? how are you faring ? caleb : i got to hand it to you , poisoning olivia 's fangs so she could n't turn me back ? that 's very clever . joshua : it 's always nice to be appreciated . caleb : well , it 's more than i thought you were capable of . joshua : why do n't you just cut to it ? what is it that you want ? you obviously want something . otherwise , you would 've stayed safe and sound underneath your rock , and i , as you see , have a business to run . caleb : and here i am wasting your time . you 're right . i came here for a reason . joshua : which is ? caleb : do something i never thought i 'd do . joshua : and that would be ? caleb : to strike a deal with you . hang on to your shorts , my old friend , we 're about to rekindle our partnership . [ scene_break ] lucy : big deal . you know what , so i 'm -- i 'm losing a little hair , that 's all . ian : you say you want to hear everything and then you wo n't let me finish . what am i supposed to do with that ? lucy : well , i do want to hear anything if it -- it 's not important because i -- i have hair that 's in my brush . every day i find hairs in my brush . that 's normal . it happens . ian : i know , i know that , but this is something . this is not -- lucy : and my body feels good . i feel fine , and -- ian : and while it feels good , we need to go to the hospital . lucy : listen to me . i feel even better because we helped rafe and alison . do n't you see ? helping them gave me all this energy because i needed to feel useful . ian : ok , i understand , i do -- lucy : and when rafe gets back , i 'm feeling so good i might be able to slay a few vampires . ian : why ca n't you understand how worried i am about you ? why ? lucy : i can . and i love you for worrying about me so much . but do n't -- do n't you really believe deep down i would tell you if -- if i felt that badly ? i would . ian : i do n't know if you would or not . i do n't know . lucy : well , wait , are n't you the guy that always says listen to your own body , that , you know , doctors do n't know everything ? ian : i 'm the guy telling you to listen to me to get some tests done . i 'm a doctor . lucy : i -- so what do you think i 'm doing , avoiding having those tests ? well , i 'm not . and have you ever known me to do anything that would jeopardize my health at all ? ian : no , not really , no . but -- lucy : ok , ok . i know my body and i know what i need . and what i need right now , what i crave right now is you . ian : come on . lucy : no . ian : there 's nothing i 'd rather do , but -- lucy : but what ? but you have someplace to go ? i mean , you have something else you 'd rather do than make love to me ? ian : that 's not fair . lucy : i think it is . [ scene_break ] frank : oh , karen , i -- i do n't know if i ever needed you more than i do right now . karen : all right , frank , i 'm listening . frank : this choice i made , this -- this new lifestyle -- karen : it 's more than a lifestyle . frank : you 're right , and i 'm not sure what i got myself into this time . i 'm not so sure i made the right call . karen : you do n't know how happy i am to hear you say that . frank : look , karen , being a vampire -- karen : no , no , no . i know . i know . you actually thought you might like it . it 's ok , frank . in a weird kind of way , i do understand . frank : no , you do n't . i -- karen : no , no , shh , shh , shh . you 're finally on your way to coming around . and you can fight this . ian is . you know , he 's working on something . come on , let 's go talk to him -- frank : no , karen . you 're wrong . i am not sorry about what i am . karen : being a vampire ? frank : i 'm just having trouble adjusting , that 's all . i keep making mistakes , like today . i messed up and joshua was all over me , not that i could blame him -- karen : wait a minute here ! what are you saying ? that you want my shoulder because you had a bad day on the job ? frank : it was more than just a bad day on the job . karen : ok , so what do you want me to do , frank ? take your hand and go , `` oh , there , there , everything will be fine , i 'm sure you 'll grow up one day to be a wonderful vampire `` ? oh , my god , frank ! you 're even sicker than i ever dreamed you could be ! [ scene_break ] elizabeth : so i 've been in port charles for how long , and just now we 're finding out how much we have in common ? kevin : bad luck , i guess . elizabeth : hmm . that is my middle name . kevin : i was talking about my bad luck . elizabeth : you are really charming . kevin : well , that 's what sitting next to a beautiful , captivating woman will do . elizabeth : oh , you think so ? kevin : yes , i do . especially the way the light hits you right now and the way you 're tilting your head . i think you 're about the most beautiful woman i 've ever seen . elizabeth : well , i would say you 're getting to that point of knowing me well enough to -- kevin : show you my work ? elizabeth : i 'm not an art critic . i just -- i would just love to see it . elizabeth : that 's me . you were drawing me ? it 's really beautiful . kevin : it 's not half as beautiful as the model . [ scene_break ] jamal : so come on , big boy . i 'm waiting for an answer . reese : has anyone ever told you that you 're boring ? you know , i 'm leaving . jack : hey , it 's all right , reese , all right ? reese : no , it 's all right . when you 're ready , jack , you know where to find me . jack : you know she 's right . jamal : come on , dude , i 'm waiting . what are you doing here ? jack : jamal , man , i 'm running this place . it 's a good job , all right ? it pays well , it 's a good opportunity . jamal : oh , yeah . yeah , it 's all good , all right . jack : listen , man , i 'm the one in charge here . i 'm telling you , i 'm going to have people lined up around the corner . this is going to be awesome for your business , man . jamal : dude , jack , that 's the last thing that i need in my shop are these kind of customers . jack : business is business . jamal : yeah , and bloodsucking is bloodsucking . jack , come on , dude . think about what you 're getting yourself into . jack : i 'm not getting into anything . jamal : look , joshua 's world is a real ugly place . you 've been there . jack , we went through that together . what happens when you get turned again , huh ? jack : i 'm not going to get turned again . i 'm working as an independent contractor . we agreed to that . jamal : come on , dude . and you believe him ? jack : all i 'm doing is cutting checks with the winning team . jamal : there 's not going to be anything left to cut from , jack . jack : better grab a piece while you can . i mean , look around , jamal . this is the new port charles . [ scene_break ] joshua : you wan to make a deal ? caleb : oh , did that get your attention ? joshua : i 'm assuming this has to do with your precious olivia and the sad predicament she finds herself in ? caleb : i want that antidote . joshua : assuming that there is one . caleb : you 'd never create a poison without having an antidote , just in case she got a chance to stick her fangs into you . joshua : you think you have it all worked out , do n't you ? caleb : you 'd always have an escape plan . that much you learned from me . joshua : i 'm trying to forget everything i ever learned from you . caleb : so much anger . that 's why this whole poisoning thing with olivia . joshua : i would guess it 's making your personal mortal life a little less than perfect . caleb : you 've had your fun . now i want that antidote , and you 're going to give it to me . joshua : what , just like that ? caleb : just like that . you know why ? because i know what you want most in this world . joshua : i have everything that i want . caleb : except for maybe alison ? i , uh -- i heard she gave you the slip . i -- i still have my contacts . joshua so what 's the deal ? caleb : well , the deal . let 's see . you give me the antidote and i deliver to you what you want most in the world -- alison barrington . [ scene_break ] jamal : so it looks like we 're at a stalemate . jack : yeah , yeah , looks that way , unless you want to come over and -- jamal : no , no , no , no , do n't even try it , dude . look , all i got to say is that you 'd better watch your back , because i 'm not doing it no more , not after today . jack : jamal -- reese : he really got to you , did n't he ? jack : no . no . trust me . reese : yeah , well , it seems to me he 's got a really bad case of the morals , do n't you think ? jack : well , do n't worry . it 's not contagious . reese : hmm . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : mm really serious . i mean , i have frequented numerous museums throughout the world , and that is really , really good . kevin : it 's not my best work . elizabeth : i find that hard to believe . kevin : would you like to come over to my studio and have a look ? elizabeth : hmm , a private showing , alone with the artist ? it 's hard to resist . [ scene_break ] frank : you know , you 've gotten in a a real nasty habit of putting me down every time we talk . karen : tough . frank : karen -- karen : let go of me ! take your hands off of me , you understand ? frank : i was just trying -- karen : i do n't like you and i do n't like your little vampire friends . so let 's pretend from now on that we 're strangers . frank : karen -- karen : go find one of your own and pour your heart out to her . and then afterwards , take a bite from her , because that 's what you really want , is n't it ? frank : you think it 's that easy , huh ? you think you can just turn around and walk away like -- woman : sorry . frank : no , it 's ok . woman : do you know where i can find a club called elixir ? i 'm not even sure if i 'm in the right part of town . frank : oh , you are , do n't worry . you 're right where you should be . [ scene_break ] lucy : oh , my god . [ scene_break ] joshua : you tell me , how can you , without your usual tricks and without the special powers that you 're accustomed to , how will you -- caleb : how do i think i 'll be able to bring alison to you ? does it really matter how i do it ? the thing is i deliver alison to you , you give me the antidote for olivia . it 's your call . what do you want to do ? joshua : you bring me alison barrington , willing and able to be my bride . caleb : then we have a deal ? stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` . . [ next_on ] caleb : i promised joshua i 'd deliver alison to him . livvie : it 's worth it if it means we can be together . caleb : it 's the only way . livvie : let 's do it . victor : joshua temple has very big plans for port charles . the recovery room is just a very small step . joshua : just you wait till our wedding night .
lucy is excited about having pulled off the switch at the airport , but ian does n't see her excitement as a reason to avoid having the necessary tests run tonight . lucy blames the `` alison `` wig when she finds a clump of her hair inside , but ian finally admits that she 's losing her hair . lucy is in denial until she finds another large clump of her hair in her brush . at elixir , joshua passes his hand over an orb , causing it to light up . jack reports to work and is soon confronted by jamal , who is angry with his friend for working for joshua . kevin surprises the head vampire with the news that his latest masterpiece is finished . when frank admits to letting alison get away , joshua yells at him and throws him out . elizabeth and kevin strike up a rapport . elizabeth is impressed by kevin 's charms , as well as by his sketch of her . when frank approaches karen for support , she assumes that he regrets his decision to embrace his new life as a vampire . after setting her straight , frank becomes angry with her for putting him down all the time . frank has a chance encounter with a young woman who is looking for elixir . caleb and joshua strike a deal in which joshua will hand over the antidote for olivia as soon as caleb delivers alison . the catch is that alison must be willing and able to be joshua 's bride .
ian : will you look at that . you 're looking especially lovely . lucy : you look pretty lovely yourself , thank you . ian : yeah , you like this old sweater ? thank you very much . are you ready ? lucy : no . but you think i need these tests , you want me to take those tests , so i 'm going to go take those tests for you . ian : what 's that ? i 'll hold your hand . it wo n't hurt . it 'll be all right . lucy : no . i need to go do this alone . ian : what are you talking about ? lucy : i 'm talking about , you know , when i go with you , you 're a doctor . everybody takes pity . you know , they make a big deal out of everything . i do n't want all that attention . ian : lucy . lucy : i 'm fine . you know what ? i -- i -- i really need to do this . so , hey , i 'm doing you a favor so you do me a favor and let me do this alone . ian : and there 's no way i can change your mind , i guess ? lucy : no . but , you -- i 'm ok , i 'm fine , and i really -- i do not want you to worry . ian : i always worry about you . it 's my job . lucy : i know . hey , but after the hospital , see , i thought maybe i would just stop by this . there 's a three - day sale at wyndhamere -- i know ! -- and you know shopping always makes me feel better , and besides , i do n't picture you , my gorgeous , wonderful man , fighting some woman , you know , to go and get that last sundress in toddler size four . ian : i 'd do it . lucy : i know , but do n't . it 'd be ugly . ian : if you do n't feel up to it , then i -- lucy : i know . i 'll call you later . ian : hmm . [ scene_break ] [ classical music plays ] [ joshua hums ] joshua : no , no , not there , not there . not so close to the window . a little further . that 's fine , down there . right . if you were a beautiful young woman , would you want your chaise to be so close to the window and let the hot day sunlight beating down on you ? i do n't think so . thank you . put that back in place . caleb : the thing is i deliver alison to you , you give me the antidote for olivia . joshua : you bring me alison barrington , willing and able to be my bride . caleb : then we have a deal ? joshua : not for my alison . not for my bride . everything is going to be perfection . [ scene_break ] rafe : you know , if you keep walking back and forth like that , you 're going to run a whole new tunnel into the ground . alison : i ca n't help it . i just -- it 's cold in here , and it stinks . and i figured maybe if i just keep on pacing back and forth , then i do n't really have to think about the fact that we are in caleb 's old home . rafe : wait a second . alison : it 's so gross . rafe : that 's what i 'm explaining to you , that 's what i 'm telling you , that that 's why this is so perfect . nobody 's going to look for you here , all right , and you 're safe . that 's all that matters . alison : i do n't suppose maybe you would consider just packing up this little camping spree and going home ? rafe : yes ! yes ! that 's exactly what we 're going to do , once we defeat joshua and make sure you are totally out of danger . ok ? alison : ok . [ scene_break ] caleb : if you have any doubts , now 's the time to speak . livie : i do n't . it 's just a little scary , that 's all . caleb : i wish there was another way , but i promised joshua i 'd deliver alison to him . livvie : i know . it 's worth the risk if it buys us the antidote to the poison he 's poisoned my fangs with . caleb : it 's the only way . livvie : ok , so what are we waiting for ? [ scene_break ] victor : there 's my beautiful bride ! mary : victor ! what 's wrong ? victor : nothing 's wrong , sweetheart , except you left the house without your lunch . mary : oh . darling , you did n't have to come all the way over here . victor : well , i ca n't have my girl going hungry . here . mary : that 's so sweet . you know , all these years , with the recovery room right across the street , i never had to think about bringing a brown bag for work . victor : part of life 's rich , new adventure . besides , we 're welcome at the restaurant anytime . the new owner is having a lifetime pass prepared for us . mary : hmm . you know , i must confess , i 'm not too thrilled with the things , the changes he 's made . i think i 'll stick with the hospital cafeteria . victor : sweetheart , you have to keep your eye on the big picture -- eyes on the prize . mr. joshua temple has very big plans for port charles . the recovery room is just a very small step . [ scene_break ] lucy : hi i know you 're probably kind of surprised to see me here . not that i do n't love it in here . it 's really beautiful . it 's lovely . you know -- well , you know , i usually talk to you on my own terms , you know , down at the waterfront or in the park or under the stars . i 'm not sure why . i think i guess i always figure that it matters what i believe in my heart , not where i am or what i want to call it or put a name to anything , you know . it 's just lately that has n't been working very well for me . so i do n't know , i just thought maybe i 'd try something a little more formal , like this , because i am -- i 'm at a loss here . i have no idea what i 'm supposed to do . so i could really , really use help . [ scene_break ] alison : i just sort of feel like the walls are starting to close in on me , you know ? rafe : really ? alison : yeah . rafe : never knew you to be claustrophobic . as a matter of fact , i think i recall a few days we spent together on a little train car . you did n't seem to be too upset with that , huh ? alison : well , that was very different . it was under very different circumstances , too . i mean , we were going forward , we were going somewhere , and there were windows , lots of windows . it 's a very different situation , rafe . rafe : yeah . that 's true , yeah . alison : and plus , this place does n't really rank very high on my list of romantic spots for the one that you love . rafe : you know what ? it all depends on how you look at it . alison : ok , i 'll buy that . maybe i will try and look past the fact that it 's very dark in here , it 's rodent - infested , there 's probably more insects in here than i can even count , and the stench , the fragrance is so overwhelming . rafe : and look on the bright side . alison : wow . rafe kovich . you always have known how to brighten up a room . [ scene_break ] [ classical music plays ] joshua : be careful with that . that is the grand prize . put it beside that other painting . there . right over there . now go . [ scene_break ] rafe : there . right over there . you see that ? alison : oh , the -- the picture window ? rafe : yes . alison : right . ok , and what do we see out of the picture window ? rafe : what do you want to see ? alison : well -- no . i 'll take -- i 'll take the ocean . rafe : hmm . alison : i would love to see the ocean and the water glistening in the sun , with the whitecaps just sort of breaking on the shore as they hit . is that ok ? can i choose that ? rafe : yeah , it 's your window . you know , it 's beautiful . alison : i love that response . ok , so when i open the window , i smell the fresh air -- oh -- and it grazes past my face , kind of flows through my hair . and it 's so pretty . can i choose that ? rafe : how about some dolphins ? alison : oh , of course there 's dolphins . there 's always dolphins . there 's schools of them . rafe : yes . alison : i suppose we really can create our own magic now , ca n't we ? rafe : yep . oh ! oh ! you did n't even notice . alison : what ? rafe : well , picnic lunch . alison : oh , i 'm sorry . rafe : yeah , well , i mean , i made some roast chicken and corn on the cob and some baked fresh bread . and did it myself . did n't need your help -- alison : oh , good ! rafe : you little baker girl . alison : very nice . and for dessert , my very favorite -- you . rafe : me ? alison : yes . rafe : maybe we should make a toast . alison : with the champagne that you brought , the beautiful bottle , right ? rafe : absolutely . alison : ok . rafe : ok , you 're catching on . alison : thank you . rafe : to -- alison : ahem . rafe : walking together in the sunshine . alison : i 'll toast to that . to us . [ scene_break ] [ classical music plays ] joshua : my dear doctor collins . you 've outdone yourself this time . you have never looked more beautiful . and if you were happy on our wedding day , just you wait until our wedding night . [ scene_break ] alison : you know , i was so upset about something earlier . and for the life of me , i just ca n't remember what it was . rafe : no ? alison : no . [ scene_break ] mary : victor , whether or not i like what mr. temple 's done with the recovery room is n't important . the thing is , i thought we sold the restaurant so that you 'd have a break , and , darling , you look more stressed than ever . victor : i do ? mary : are you sure this new job is n't wearing you down ? victor : oh , mary , i love being building commissioner . i had no idea the job would be this exciting . it 's as if i 'm in the eye of the hurricane , everything 's happening around me . mary : well , i want you to be happy . it 's just that i thought once we unloaded that financial burden , we could maybe take a cruise , go to europe -- victor : oh , sweetheart -- mary : you know , things we dreamed about . victor : i have wonderful memories of europe , but that 's what europe is -- memories in the past . it 's not alive and vital , the way we are now . mary : huh ? nurse : mr. collins ? victor : yes . nurse : frank scanlon called regarding the appointment you have at the commission . victor : oh , absolutely . right . it 's my first presentation . very big doings , if my sources are correct . mary : well , they certainly chose the right man . victor : thank you . i 've never been happier in my life . i feel as if i finally have the job that i 've wanted . and as for you , my little chickadee , you 're not to worry about me , about my health -- mary : oh -- victor : about anything ever again ! mary : well , you got it . darling ? do n't forget to take your vitamins . victor : oh . well , let 's make sure i have them . yep , got everything i need . [ scene_break ] lucy : i feel like this is my light , my home , you know , the constant , this town . i wanted so desperately to have somewhere to be from , somewhere to belong , somewhere i could say , `` this is mine and this is my home . `` but now i do n't -- i do n't know . i feel like i ca n't even recognize this place anymore . i mean , i see it , i see the landmarks , i see general hospital and the docks and the waterfront and the park and schools and this place . and i 'm so afraid . it 's like they 're rotting from inside . even the recovery room . i take serena there . my girls go there . frank and victor sneak them cookies when i 'm not looking . i had christina 's birthday party there , for god 's sakes . do you know what victor and frank have become ? do -- of course you do . oh . look , you know , usually when i talk to you , it 's about me -- me and more of me . but that 's not why i 'm here . i really am here about other people for once , huh ? see , i know that if you think that it 's my time to die -- i 've said it out loud , did n't i ? if it is my time to die , i know that there 's not a whole heck of a lot i can do about that , and i tell you what , though , i 'm not going down without a fight . i have two beautiful daughters who i think really need their mom . it 'd make it hard on them if i was n't here for them . and i have the most amazing man who loves me very much , and i love him . he 's my strength and he 's my hope and he 's my future , and i 'm certainly not ready to leave him . but if i have to , if you ca n't fix what 's broken in me , then please , please fix what 's broken here in my home , because i need to know that the people i love can live out their lives in peace . ian : lucy . ian : i swear with everything that is left in me that i will not let you die . lucy : oh , god . [ scene_break ] alison : rafe ? livvie : rise and shine , alison . it 's time to say goodbye . [ scene_break ] lucy : i 'm sorry . i 'm so -- i 'm so very sorry . ian : you have nothing to apologize for . lucy : i do . i do n't want you to have to go through this with me , and i did n't tell you last night how scared i was . i 'm sorry i could n't . i just did n't know how . ian : i know . lucy : i do n't want to leave you . and i do n't -- i do n't want to die . ian : then you wo n't , because we 're going to work day and night and make you better . i promise . victor : lucy . ian . i did n't expect to see -- will you just look at -- this is perfect ! lucy : victor , what -- what are you talking about ? victor : i 'm talking about this place . look , look at the simplicity , the bare bones of the building . it is going to be so easy to do this that i 'm filled with goose bumps . lucy : well , that 's swell . of course this is a great place . i mean , this is the church . our founders worshipped here . this is the original thing . victor : and it will be so easy to move from the past to the future . my first official act as building commissioner . this wonderful property is now in joshua 's hands . ian : what ? victor : and as always , it will play a significant role in the life of the town , but the town of the future . port charles of the future . voila ! ian : this is blasphemous . victor : it 's brilliant ! lucy : this is n't going to happen . it simply wo n't happen . [ scene_break ] joshua : kevin , you 've been such a well - behaved little painter / doctor . as a reward for following my directions so well , i think i 'll give you a little extra dose of your medicine this week . [ scene_break ] livvie : nice painting . what dream world are you living in ? joshua : livvie . you 're the last person i expected to see here . you have n't got enough of this place ? livie : i thought i might be missing something worthwhile . uh -- apparently , as delusional as ever . joshua : do n't be so sure , livie . just because i let you walk out of here intact did n't mean i did n't leave myself with room to dream . livvie : `` intact `` ? are n't you forgetting about that little special goodbye gift you gave me ? joshua : ah , yes , the poison fangs . how is that going ? livvie : well , caleb did n't believe me at first . he wanted me to bite him anyway . but i would n't take that risk . joshua : always the sensitive one . livvie : huh . not that sensitive . ahem . a pretty good photographer , do n't you think ? joshua : what is this ? livvie : take a look . joshua : no . livvie : you are n't lying , joshua . these suckers are pretty deadly . joshua : alison . livvie : yes . it 's my own personalized wedding gift to you -- a dead bride . you can thank me later . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] elizabeth : we have a lot to offer each other . kevin : i could n't agree more . livvie : you can sic any one of your vampires on me and i will take them out until you are the king of nothing . lucy : if you want me , you 're going to have to take the whole church .
rafe uses magic , imagination , and love to help alison cope with being in the catacombs . joshua prepares the villa for the arrival of his bride - to - be , alison . he 's quite impressed with kevin 's new painting , which depicts the happy couple on their wedding day . although caleb wishes he could think of another way to get the antidote , he and olivia agree to put his plan into action . mary admits that life after the recovery room is n't as she had hoped , but she 's glad that victor is happy with his new job . after making love , rafe goes outside to check on things and comes face to face with caleb . alison opens her eyes to see olivia looking at her . lucy goes to the church to pray for her loved ones and for the town she calls `` home . `` excited about his first official act as building commissioner , victor shocks ian and lucy with his plans for the church . olivia barges into the villa to show joshua a horrifying photo of alison , whom she claims to have bitten and killed with her poisoned fangs .
elizabeth : is this all right here ? kevin : excuse me , what ? elizabeth : is this all right ? like this ? kevin : oh , that 's great . definitely . elizabeth : your work is very good . kevin : we 'll see . elizabeth : no , i 'm serious . it 's reminiscent of munch . edward munch . `` the scream `` ? kevin : yeah , i know who you mean . elizabeth : it 's quite a compliment , actually . in all of my travels throughout europe , i 've seen a plethora of poor imitations . kevin : well , thank you very much . elizabeth : you know , your paintings are -- they 're darkly interesting , which i find so ironic , considering that you 're -- you 're rather balanced . kevin : balanced ? elizabeth : yeah . you 're always so calm , serene . kevin : huh . it 's been a while since anyone called me that . elizabeth : really ? kevin : yeah . elizabeth : oh . you are . i actually find that you possess a number of qualities that i appreciate in a man right now . you 're intelligent , sensitive , artistic . it must have been difficult for you -- the breakup with lucy . kevin : that 's history . lucy 's no longer relevant . elizabeth : really ? kevin : really . she 's moved on and so have i . [ scene_break ] lucy : victor , what are you doing ? this is a church ! it 's a sacred place . think about what you 're doing . victor : it was n't necessary to be so destructive . lucy : oh ! ian : have you lost your mind ? what did joshua do to you ? lucy : you have to fight him . ca n't you see that ? you have to fight joshua . victor : fight what ? this is what i want to do . joshua temple is taking this decaying , decrepit town into the 21st century , and i am lucky enough that he 's asked me to help him do it . lucy : that is not what he 's doing . joshua is evil , and he is destroying everything , and you 're helping him ! ian : look around you . lucy came here for comfort , for solace , as people have for centuries . this is a place of worship . victor : well , they 'll still be able to do that , after a fashion . lucy : no , they wo n't . victor : you ca n't think that tearing up a set of building plans is going to stop joshua . he 's still going to get what he wants . ian : you need to leave now . victor : i beg your pardon . i was sent here to secure the building and to make sure there are no trespassers . lucy : you -- you 're like his lackey . you 're just helping him , that 's all , just because he says to do something ? victor : well , of course ! he 's my boss ! lucy : oh , my god . councilman hayden : we heard there was a disturbance . victor : commissioner . ian : no , it 's -- victor : no , no , it 's all taken care of . lucy : take -- what do you mean ? `` taken care of `` ? no , it 's not . you know what ? it 's not taken care of at all . i 'm going to disturb the peace now . victor : lucy -- lucy , please , you know how much i care about you . now , please do n't make trouble . lucy : oh , victor -- officer : let me handle this , mr. collins . lucy : oh , my -- oh , my god . you have the cops turned , too ? what next , the police commission ? ? is that it ? victor : will everybody just calm down ? lucy : no ! ian ? ian : hey , hey , you 're not arresting her . officer : hey -- lucy : no , you -- hey , you know what ? if you want me , you 're going to have to take the whole church , too . [ scene_break ] joshua : you bitch . you insane , crazy little bitch . what have you done ? livvie : what does it look like ? i killed alison , and it was satisfying . joshua : no , this is a trick . this is n't true . livvie : why would i lie to you , joshua ? you 've done your homework . alison and i are sworn enemies . this was the inevitable . and thanks to you , pretty easy . joshua : thanks to me ? livvie : you 're the one who turned me into a killer . you 're the one who poisoned me , you 're the one who made sure anyone i bite will die . so you can sic any one of your vampires on me , and i will take them out one by one until you are the king of absolutely nothing . joshua : you can take them all out , you little tramp , except for one -- the only one that counts and that is me . livvie : ah . yes , the ring . caleb did n't need jewelry to show his strength . you obviously do . joshua : i 'm going to enjoy killing you . livvie : you know , i do n't think you have what it takes . nice picture . you destroyed my future happiness , and i just simply returned the favor . give it your best shot , vampire . [ scene_break ] [ alison sneezes ] alison : i 'm sorry . rafe : bless you . alison : excuse me . sorry . it 's ok . i can do it . let me just do it . caleb : no sign of olivia . this is taking too long . rafe : caleb , relax , ok ? it 's not going to be easy for her to convince joshua that alison 's really dead . caleb : when she 's done her part , you ready for yours ? rafe : yeah . alison : this is very weird , all of us playing so nicely together . rafe : well , you know what ? no one 's doing this out of the goodness of their heart . ok ? and i 'm not going to pretend to like the fact that once this is all over , he 's going to have his fangs back . caleb : yeah , well , you do n't have much choice . i 'm doing this to save her from joshua . and when it 's over , you 're going to fix things with olivia . rafe : yeah . and then you 'll be king of the mountain . caleb : and you get another chance at taking me out . [ scene_break ] livvie : hmm . you 're going to kill me ? i 'm shaking in my boots . joshua : livvie . livvie : you can do better than that . then maybe again , you ca n't . joshua : you stupid , stupid child . livvie : more threats ? are you forgetting who taught me everything i know ? joshua : did caleb also teach you to think before you act ? did he tell you he and i have an agreement ? i would give him the antidote to the poison , he would bring me alison . you have just sealed your own fate , you stupid child . livvie : no , what would have been stupid would be for me to believe that you would live up to your end of the deal . i do n't trust you . and alison 's death is the sweetest revenge . joshua : time 's up , livvie . livvie : i do n't think so , josh . bye . [ joshua coughs ] [ scene_break ] caleb : you never did answer my question . you plan on continuing this little war with me , do n't you ? rafe : well , first things first . alison : yeah , let 's just try and remember who were fighting , ok ? and it 's joshua . caleb : yeah , i -- i wo n't be forgetting joshua any time soon . rafe : i know , he 's our first priority . caleb : no , our first priority is livvie coming back . livvie : mission accomplished . caleb : thank god . rafe : that 's funny , coming from you . alison : so , how 'd it go ? did he buy it ? livvie : yeah . yeah , he bought it , all right . he 's just really ticked off . alison : well , what happened ? livvie : i hate to brag , but i was fabulous . it went even better than i hoped . and i 've got to thank you for the smoke bomb that -- it worked really , really well . rafe : yeah , i told you . caleb : livvie , you all right ? livvie : yeah , i 'm fine . caleb : yeah ? livvie : joshua is the one who 's a mess . he really had it out for you . caleb : all right . well , look , now that we 're done congratulating ourselves , it 's your turn . go do your thing , rafe . livvie : which is ? rafe : it 's an old angel 's trick . livvie : we 're all laying our lives down on the line for each other . i do n't think this is time for secrets . alison : well , it 's very straightforward . rafe 's just going to crawl inside joshua 's head and proceed to drive him nuts . [ scene_break ] [ joshua growls ] [ scene_break ] victor : lucy , what have you done ? lucy : well , it looks to me like i just handcuffed myself to a church . what does it look like ? victor : but you ca n't -- ian : well , seems she just did , victor . officer : you 're under arrest . councilman hayden : would someone find the key ? lucy : you know what ? even if they find it , you ca n't take me . i wo n't let you and you ca n't make me go . ian : but , lucy , please -- she 's unarmed , she 's harmless , and now she 's chained herself to a church . how much damage can she do ? come on . councilman hayden : i suppose we could give her a minute to calm down . lucy : calm down ? i 'm not -- no ! i do n't calm down easily . victor , look at us . look what we 're doing . look at what we 've become . we have to stop joshua . he 's evil . he can not win . do you understand ? he ca n't . victor : lucy , this is n't worth fighting for . lucy : yes , it -- oh , my god . of course it 's worth fighting for ! it 's everything that we believe in . victor , you are the man that i dearly love . and if you understand me , you would know you 're supposed to be fighting with us -- with us ! ian : lucy , will you -- take it easy . lucy : i ca n't -- how ? how am i supposed to take it easy ? listen to me , victor . you 're good . you 're a good man . and frank is a good man . and all the good people -- we have to stand up and fight joshua together . do n't you understand ? we have to destroy that evil creature , because i am not -- i will be damned if we let the worst in us beat the best in us . i could n't stand tall if i let my children down , if i let myself down . ian , i could n't do it . i can not let you down . oh -- ian : lucy . lucy ! [ scene_break ] livvie : do you know about this ? caleb : about the nightmares ? yeah , he 's given me a few . [ livvie chuckles ] livvie : no , i mean climbing into somebody 's head . alison : look , i know this is going to sound kind of weird , but i 'm living proof that rafe can really do this . livvie : anybody 's head ? rafe : ahem -- well , actually , the person has to be kind of vulnerable -- which , assuming you did your job correctly , that should be the state that joshua 's in right about now , ok ? livvie : well , yeah , he 's a mess right now . so , is this like dream interpretation ? alison : well , you know -- i mean , in mine , rafe actually materialized and sort of showed me through it . caleb : in yours ? in your dream ? alison : yeah . it was after my father died . and he wanted to show me some things about him . you know , our relationship and , i do n't know , what might have been . it 's sort of weird . i ca n't really describe it , but it 's -- it 's a very amazing talent . he showed me all kinds of things -- fantasy , truth , visions of what might have been . rafe : her greatest desire , basically , and -- and her worst fear . alison : yeah . the nightmare . caleb : you gave alison a nightmare ? alison : well , no . i do n't think he meant to . it was -- i was being very stubborn about something that he felt was very dangerous , so he just wanted to show me something very frightening . caleb : exactly what kind of nightmare does a man impose on the woman he loves ? alison : it does n't really matter now . caleb : no , it 's just it 's -- it 's so unexpected for someone like you . i 'm just curious . alison : he did it to protect me . rafe : it was you , caleb . yeah . you 're alison 's worst nightmare . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : and you 're a morning person or a night person ? kevin : oh , a night , definitely . elizabeth : vanilla ? chocolate ? kevin : are we talking the best here ? peach gelato on a wafer cup on the ponte vecchio in florence , at sunset . elizabeth : oh , my god . ah , ooh , i can just taste that . kevin : you know , if you 're tired , we can stop . elizabeth : oh , no , no , no . just -- well , maybe just a little break . hmm . very nice . kevin : it has n't really begun to take form yet . but it will . given that magnificent bone structure . you know , you really do have a face that cries out to be put on canvas . elizabeth : that means so much to me , coming from you . thank you . kevin : i speak the truth . elizabeth : boy , if only my whole life were that simple . kevin : hmm . elizabeth : i 've paid the price for some bad choices . kevin : you 've made bad choices ? elizabeth : that should probably be on my epitaph . yes , i 've had a penchant for getting involved with men that -- i do n't know how to say it -- i guess just never had my best interest in mind . kevin : well , then it 's their loss and shame on them . elizabeth : well , does n't matter . i 'm inspired to turn my life around now . i think i deserve better . kevin : good for you . elizabeth : mm - hmm , yep . i am wide open to new adventures . i think it 's time to start nurturing my more creative side now . you know ? i think that a person is never really fully satisfied until they 've developed a way to express themselves artistically . kevin : well , i highly recommend it . elizabeth : do you ? kevin : mm - hmm . elizabeth : maybe you can help me out . kevin : it 's worth a whirl . elizabeth : yeah . it 'd be fun . i think that we have a lot to offer each other , kevin . i feel a very strong connection to you that i felt the very first time i met you . kevin : i could n't agree more . elizabeth : so you know what i say ? i say you paint me now or whenever , however -- clothed , unclothed . it 's your call , doctor . kevin : joshua . joshua : i hate to break up this sweet little love fest , but i think it 's only proper that you two be the first to know . elizabeth : know what ? joshua : your daughter has killed your daughter . elizabeth : what ? [ scene_break ] ian : lucy ? victor : what happened to her ? ian : lucy , answer me . councilman hayden : is she dead ? ian : back off ! she needs some air . victor : let him do what he has to do . he 's a doctor . he 'll know how to take care of her . what can i do ? ian : you 've done enough . give me the keys . victor : keys . ian : give me the keys ! officer : i do n't know about uncuffing her . she 's in violation of civil -- [ ian growls ] [ scene_break ] caleb : i was your worst nightmare ? alison : you remember , do n't you ? caleb : yeah . you woke up and i was standing there with your mother . and you totally lost it . i 'm your worst nightmare ? alison : afraid so . caleb : may i ask what happened ? alison : um -- you were there , obviously , in my dream . and i thought that you were stephen clay . and you were my friend and you were asking me to trust you . but you were n't stephen clay , you were caleb morley . and i ran from you . and you cornered me and bared your fangs , and when i could n't get away , you killed me . rafe knew it , and he was just trying to make me see the truth . livvie : wow . caleb : i guess i 'm sorry . alison : no , it 's -- it does n't really matter now . caleb : i 'm still sorry . alison : thanks . caleb : yeah , well , all that matters now is that joshua has the same kind of meltdown that alison had . rafe : ok , here 's the thing . joshua is focused on his own survival , so what i 'm going to do is get into that gray matter of his and make him think livvie put the poisonous bite on him . so then he 'll be so freaked out , he 'll head straight for the antidote . and once he 's revealed where the hiding place is , then we 'll sneak in and steal it right from under his nose . caleb : no tricks this time . rafe : no tricks . a deal 's a deal . livvie gets cured , and you get your fangs back . caleb : who would have thought ? rafe : yeah . who would have thought ? [ scene_break ] kevin : it 's a mistake . elizabeth : no . joshua : no mistake . elizabeth : no . no . no . no , this is n't true . no , you 're lying . you -- you son of a bitch , you 're lying to me , are n't you ? joshua : easy , elizabeth . elizabeth : no -- you know what it is , is you 're just -- you 're just trying to punish me ! you 're just jealous ! you 're angry , you 're lying ! this is n't true ! no ! joshua : alison is dead . elizabeth : no ! joshua : livvie killed her . elizabeth : no , it 's not ! it 's just -- go find my daughter . going to find my daughter ! [ door slams ] joshua : kevin . kevin : this could be bad , could n't it ? joshua : this is bad . how are you ? you taking your medication ? kevin : oh , i will . joshua : no , you have to take it . look , i instructed you . you must always take it . it 'll make you feel better . it 'll take away the sadness . kevin : ok . joshua : and you 're right . this is very bad . and livvie is your daughter . and you must do your duty as her father , and you must deal with her . kevin : deal with her ? joshua : harshly . kevin : you 're right . livvie has to be dealt with . joshua : now you get the picture . livvie must pay for what she has done . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] caleb : unless you hate him with every inch of your being , he 'll beat you , and then we all lose . chris : you know , this blood transfusion is n't going to cure her . ian : i know , but it 'll -- it 'll give her the strength to fight it . elizabeth : she 's dead . my little alison is dead .
elizabeth flirts with kevin as he paints her portrait . kevin is surprised to hear her describe him as being rather balanced . glad to hear that kevin has moved on from lucy , elizabeth offers to give him the choice of whether to paint her dressed or in the nude . victor continues to defend his loyalty to joshua . a police officer tries to arrest lucy , but ian 's intervention allows her to break loose and handcuff herself to part of the church . joshua is furious with olivia , who has convinced him that she killed alison with her poisoned fangs . olivia is determined to take down every vampire that joshua sends after her , to ensure that the self - proclaimed king has no kingdom . after provoking him into an attack , she sets off a smoke bomb and flees the villa . despite his feelings on the matter , rafe promises to help cure olivia and allow caleb to get his fangs back . caleb admits to going along with this in order to save alison from joshua . olivia returns to the catacombs with the news that joshua believed her . rafe plans to get inside joshua 's mind . lucy collapses , and when the officer refuses to unlock the handcuffs , ian vamps out , breaks her loose , and carries her out of the church . caleb apologizes to alison for killing her in the nightmare rafe induced several months ago . rafe plans to make joshua think that olivia bit him with her poisoned fangs , and then steal the antidote once he learns where it is . an angry joshua informs kevin and elizabeth that livvie killed alison . accusing him of lying , elizabeth rushes out to find her daughter . kevin reveals that he has n't taken his latest dose of medication yet . joshua orders kevin to make livvie pay for killing his bride - to - be .
chris : everything 's all set up . ian : all right . here . chris : you know this blood transfusion is n't going to cure her . ian : i know , but it 'll help give her the strength to fight . chris : yeah , it would help if we knew what we were fighting . ian : i know it would . [ scene_break ] jack : all right , that 's where you can spend some alone time if you -- you know what i 'm saying . but does this place look awesome , or what ? jamal : or what . casey : hey , you know , it looks sweet and all , but the vibe is just wrong . jack : it kind of throws you off , huh ? casey : yeah . jamal : oh , yeah . jack : no one likes a predictable club . jamal : oh , yeah , you got everything . and with a vampire running this place , you never know what 's going to happen next . jack : come on , jamal . not this again , all right ? jamal : what ? what ? what ? what ? the truth get you down ? jack : no , the truth is you got to find a way to make it work for you and not fight it . jamal : what , and forget everything else , huh ? do you even care what joshua 's up to ? did you even think to ask why did joshua buy this place ? did you ? jack : it 's a gig , jamal . his money 's the same color as ours . jamal : what ? jack : it is . elizabeth : oh , no . jack : just relax . let 's enjoy . elizabeth : no oh , i went to the gym apartment , and she was n't there . and i called her cell phone , and it was just her little voice . jamal : well , wait -- calm down , calm down . elizabeth : i called amanda , and she 's not there . jack : here , here , here . elizabeth : and you guys are all here and she is n't , and i do n't know where else to go . casey : i 'll go get her some water . jack : yeah , get her some water . get her some water . elizabeth : i 'm all alone now . i 'm just going to be all alone . jamal : look , you 're not making any sense . elizabeth : i want my baby ! jack : ok , hold on . i 'll go get alison , ok ? it 'll be ok . elizabeth : no , you ca n't . no one can . she 's -- she 's dead . my little alison is dead . [ scene_break ] alison : i really hate it that people think that i 'm dead right now . my mother , jamal , nana . livvie : as long as joshua thinks you 're dead , it 'll all be worth it . alison : i know . it 's just a little hard right now , ok ? livvie : well , nothing 's the way any of us wants it to be . alison : you really want to bite him , do n't you ? livvie : caleb and i want to be together forever . it 's just if i lose control , i -- god , i ca n't let that happen . alison : why ? because you 're afraid that you might kill him ? livvie : again . i know you do n't understand what caleb and i have , alison . alison : no , i really do n't , livvie , but that 's -- whatever . i do know what it 's like to not want to lose the man you love . i wonder what they 're talking about out there . livvie : strategy , i 'm sure . no one knows the way joshua 's ugly mind works better than caleb . alison : i never in a million years would have ever thought that they 'd be working together . livvie : well , did you ever think we 'd be together like this again ? alison : nope . definitely not . livvie : how we used to do it all the time . alison : yeah , we did . it was a really long time ago . livvie : yeah . alison : it 's funny but ironic , actually . you and i are both fighting for just about the same thing . livvie : i just -- i just want to be with caleb , that 's all . alison : for eternity . and all rafe and i have ever wanted was just to be normal . livvie : well , maybe we 'll both get what we want . alison : yep , that 's the plan . livvie : what ? alison : it 's too bad that we can never be friends again . not the way that we used to be . [ scene_break ] rafe : you know what ? the last thing i need is a pep talk from you , ok ? caleb : i did n't bring you out here to give you a pep talk . rafe : really ? so why are you wasting my time ? caleb : look , i know a few things about giving people nightmares , and in joshua 's case , it 's going to take a true visual from hell . rafe : all right , all right , all right , let me tell you something . this guy is a coward . the second he thinks that livvie has bitten him with her poisonous fangs , he 's going to run right for the antidote , all right ? caleb : uh - uh . that 's not enough . look , you were able to get inside alison 's head because you love her , because you wanted to protect her . rafe : yeah , from you . caleb : bringing down joshua is going to take that same level of passion , only this time it 's got to be about hatred , rafe . rafe : all right , trust me , trust me , all right ? i have plenty of hate for that guy . caleb : do you ? have you thought about what he 's going to do to her if makes her his bride ? rafe : that 's not going to happen . caleb : well , think about it anyway . think about it anyway . because unless you hate him with every inch of your being , he 'll beat you . and then we all lose . [ scene_break ] ian : how are you feeling ? lucy : the church . we have to save the church . we got to get back to the church . ian : shh , shh , shh . lucy : we have to get back . ian : we 're not saving anything tonight . you have to relax . lucy : i am relaxed . if we do n't go back to that church , it 'll be gone , it 'll be destroyed . we have to stop joshua from destroying everything , the whole town . we have to get back -- ian : ok , ok , hey , hey , hey . i ca n't focus on the whole town right now . the only thing i can focus on is you , and you should do the same . lucy : no . ian : no , no , no -- lucy : but we need to get back . ian : shh . listen to me . no more airports . no more running around this town . no more sit - ins and churches . we 're done . lucy : we 're not done . i 'm so afraid -- i 'm so afraid of what 's happening to all of us . ian : so am i . so am i , but right now , you need to spend as much time protecting yourself as you do other people . do it for me . do it for your children . and do it for you . lucy : right , it 's just i need to get some strength back . ian : exactly . lucy : and then i 'm -- ian : no , no , shh . you just had a blood transfusion . now all you need to do is rest . lucy : ok . rest . i will close my eyes for two seconds and then i 'll -- [ scene_break ] jack : whoa , whoa , whoa . what do you mean , alison 's dead ? jamal : no way . no . elizabeth : i just keep seeing her beautiful smile . jamal : look , elizabeth , you got to get a hold of yourself , ok ? casey : you guys , take it easy , all right ? elizabeth : we just found each other . we were working on this relationship . we were just finding -- jamal : no one cares about all that , ok ? why do n't you just tell us what you think happened . elizabeth : i saw -- jack : well , saw what ? was there an accident ? elizabeth : no , no , no , no . i saw this . it was no accident . livvie bit her . livvie killed alison ! [ elizabeth cries ] [ scene_break ] livvie : i 've done a lot of really awful things to you . alison : yeah . you have . i mean , i know that caleb changed you , but it was still you who did them . livvie : i was just -- i was really angry . and bitter . and jealous . alison : jealous ? why ? livvie : because you knew what you wanted . somehow with rafe , you always knew that he was the one . whether he was there or not , you knew what made you complete . alison : and you did n't ? livvie : i could n't trust what caleb and i had , so i destroyed it . i destroyed him . alison : no . you destroyed him because he was a vampire and he was doing bad things . livvie : no , he was just getting back at everyone for what they had done to him , and he was going after what he wanted . alison : right . and what he really wanted was you . livvie : he had faith in us . and no matter how many times i betrayed him or i got scared , he did n't give up on me . alison : so what ? he was gone , so you decided to take it out on ? ? thanks . livvie : i thought you wanted to take everything away from me -- jack , my father , everything i ever cared about , all because of your undying love for rafe . so i did anything i could to fill that emptiness . and it was n't until caleb came back that i realized what i should have known all along -- he 's my destiny . alison : oh , right . and i suppose being a vampire is your destiny , too ? livvie : yes . look , i know you will never understand what i am going through . but , alison , would n't you follow rafe wherever he went ? would n't you do anything for him ? it 's like we 're getting a second chance on life here , and i want to live my life this time . what ? alison : nothing . i was just trying to remember what it was like , you know , before when we did n't think that vampires were real . livvie : or angels ? alison : ahem . point taken . livvie : you say all you want is to live a normal life , but if living normal is being with the man you love freely , then that makes me no different than you . alison : it does make you very different from me . you will always be a vampire . your love for a vampire has changed your life completely . it 'll never actually be normal again . livvie : and your love for an angel has changed you completely . so face it , alison . by other people 's standards , neither one of us will ever be normal again . [ scene_break ] rafe : thanks for the advice , but like i told you , i 've already had plenty of practice protecting alison from you . caleb : joshua 's different . rafe : what 's that -- joshua 's different ? are you telling me something i do n't know ? is this important information ? what are you telling me , huh ? hmm ? caleb : joshua enjoys cruelty . the more people suffer , the more powerful he feels . it 'll be no different with alison . he wo n't just want to bite her , rafe . he 'll want to conquer her . breaking her will be his greatest achievement , and he will take his time doing it . he will want to strip away every ounce of dignity she has until she hates herself . and when she 's got no fight left in her , when he 's completely crushed that spirit , when he feels free to use her -- rafe : shut up . caleb : when all of your love has been destroyed , only then will he feed on her , savor her , taste your defeat in her blood , crown this empire of his with his bride - to - be for eternity . i 'm not the enemy , man . he is . but i think you get the point . now take that hatred and use it to take him down . [ scene_break ] ian : lucy coe . heart of a lion . willing to protect the whole town . well , i 'm here to protect you . and i will find a way to fix this . all you have to do is rest . i 'll take care of you . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : i 'm sorry you all had to find out the truth like this . i 'm sorry for all of us who loved her . excuse me . jack : i ca n't believe this . jamal : you 're coat tailing it with vampires . the vampires are the ones who killed her . i mean , i 'm surprised you 're not hanging with livvie , too . jack : whoa , whoa . look , i did n't want this to happen . alison 's my friend , too . jamal : yeah , some friend you are . with everything alison had going on in her life , she was still worried about you . jack : i know she was . jamal : you 're too busy selling your soul to the highest bidder . did you even stop to think about her ? did you ? casey : you know , maybe we should go , jamal . jamal : do n't you -- do n't touch me . casey : all right . jamal : alison -- she fought for your soul . she put her life on the line when you were a vampire . you just sold her out , dude . jack : you do n't know what you 're talking about . jamal : i know what i 'm talking about . did n't you just say that their money was the same color ? did n't you say that ? they 're ruthless , heartless animals , and you working for them makes you the same thing . jack : you know what ? i 'll talk to you tomorrow when you 've cooled down . jamal : whatever , dude , tomorrow , the next day , the day after that -- alison is still not going to be here . dude , she always had your back . she always had your back , and you know that . you might as well have just stuck a knife in hers . [ scene_break ] alison : rafe ? rafe : alison . livvie : hey , what happened ? alison : you 're shaking . what 's the -- what did you guys talk about ? rafe : it does n't matter now . all that matters is you . caleb : i told rafe what he needed to do to get to joshua so we can be together . livvie : do you think he can do it ? caleb : i do n't like trusting slayers , especially him . yeah , he can do it . livvie : good . so we can be together and we do n't ever have to hold back again . rafe : i just want a picture of this -- the beautiful way you are , the way you should always be . alison : i do n't doubt that you can do this , ok ? rafe : for you . i can do it for you . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : i just keep thinking that i should be doing something , but i end up just wandering around . do you mind if i just sit here ? jack : no . [ scene_break ] jamal : i ca n't believe this . casey : yeah . yeah , it 's hard to believe . jamal : you know , before -- before her , people never really thought much of me , so i just gave them what they expected , just like any other kid would . casey : till you met alison . jamal : yeah , she did n't let me get away with it . i was all pretending like i did n't care , but she -- she saw who i really was . she always stood by me . we really loved each other , and that was the first time that that happened for both of us . even when we split up , she was the only reason why i believed in myself . casey : that 's what you got to keep doing , all right , jamal ? you got to keep faith because a lot of times , there 's a lot more things going on that -- there 's just a higher plan . jamal : higher plan ? how could you even say something like that ? the most beautiful , amazing , generous person i 've ever known in my life is gone , and she had a whole life ahead of her . and you 're talking about some higher plan ? what the hell 's wrong with you ? casey : i just mean that -- jamal : no , do n't tell me about no heaven . do n't tell me about nothing else , nothing like that , ok ? because -- matter of fact , you know what ? i do n't even know why you 're here . what good are you doing ? casey : i was trying to help , jamal . jamal : well , you 're not . ok , people are being turned , the town 's being destroyed . my baby 's gone . you 're an angel . a guardian angel at that . you have n't done a damn thing to stop it . so you tell me one thing , casey -- why the hell should i believe ? that 's what i thought . because there 's nothing else left to believe in . casey : just so you know , not being able to tell them this really sucks . [ scene_break ] ian : ramsey . thanks . chris : for what ? ian : you know for what . this was n't exactly a standard case . and we 're not exactly friends , are we ? chris : yeah , well , you just needed a good doctor , that 's all . well , i 'm the best . you 're a close second , of course . ian : of course . well , like i said , thank you . how do you think the blood transfusion 's working ? chris : well , should stabilize her for now , but you know the more the toxin spreads , the less pumping her full of new blood is going to help . ian : i know , i know . but maybe that 'll give us enough time to find out what the toxin is and to stop it . lucy : hmm . ian : hey . lucy : ian -- i -- i do n't want to admit this -- i think you were right . i think that transfusion 's actually working . i feel a lot better . ah . ian : it 's all that matters . it 's all that matters . [ scene_break ] alison : rafe 's gone to the villa . caleb : that 's good . alison : what did you say to him out there ? caleb : i just gave him some insights into joshua 's mind . alison : great . i would n't want to go there . caleb : yeah , well , rafe has to go there . he 's going to be all right . alison : yeah . caleb : you know , we 're all going to be all right . [ scene_break ] joshua : oh , alison , i had such plans for you . how dare anyone ruin my crowning glory . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] jamal : where 's livvie , your psychopath daughter ? she has to pay for what she 's done . kevin : i could n't agree more . caleb : when i get my crack at joshua , believe me , the nightmare ai n't going to be in his head . rafe : i 'd say `` sweet dreams , joshua , `` but it 's not exactly what i have in mind .
ian takes lucy to the hospital , where chris gives her a blood transfusion . jack and jamal argue about jack 's association with the vampires . elizabeth wanders into the club after looking everywhere for alison . showing jack and jamal the photo , she informs them that her little girl is dead . casey knows the truth but ca n't let anyone know . alison and olivia talk about life , love , and livvie 's reasons for taking everything out on alison . caleb makes it clear to rafe that he will lose unless he hates joshua with every fiber of his being . lucy feels better after the transfusion , which ian hopes will give him time to identify the toxin that is killing her . jamal takes alison 's death out on jack and casey . jack and elizabeth share a bottle of vodka . rafe goes to the villa to play mind games on joshua . caleb assures alison and olivia that everything will be all right . alison takes caleb 's hand , which he offers for comfort .
joshua 's voice : and you 're right . this is very bad . livvie is your daughter , and you must do your duty as a father and you must deal with her . kevin 's voice : `` deal with her `` ? joshua 's voice : harshly . [ bartender approaches ] kevin : i 'll have a whiskey , neat . i like what they 've done with the place . bartender : yeah , pretty cool , huh ? kevin : i was wondering , have you seen this young lady ? bartender : hmm . i wish i had . she looks pretty hot . kevin : yeah . she 's beautiful . bartender : who is she ? kevin : my daughter , livvie . bartender : oh . well , i hope you find her . sorry i ca n't help . kevin : oh , she 'll turn up . and when she does , i 'll be waiting . jamal : where is she ? kevin : excuse me ? jamal : where 's livvie , your psychopath daughter ? kevin : actually , i have no idea , jamal . i 'm looking for her myself . jamal : so you know what she did ? kevin : i know about alison , yeah . jamal : that 's all you 're going to tell me ? kevin : i 'm sorry ? jamal : what , you 're sorry ? that bloodsucker you call a daughter killed her . she murdered her in cold blood , and you 're sorry ? i 'm going to tell you one thing , she 's not going to get away with it . she has to pay for what she 's done . kevin : i could n't agree more . [ scene_break ] caleb : what 's the matter ? livvie : i 'm hungry . i need to feed . caleb : this is rafe 's fault . he should have made sure you had enough . alison : i think rafe 's been a little busy trying to find that antidote for livvie 's poisonous fangs . caleb : oh , a lot of good that does us now . who knows how long we 're going to be stuck here . livvie : look , it 's not a big deal . i 'll just go out myself . caleb : you ca n't do that . everybody thinks you killed alison . livvie : yeah , i know , but i need to feed , so i 'm going -- i 'm going to go . caleb : no , no , it 's ok , all right ? i 'll go . i 'll get you the blood . livvie : no ! you are a bigger target than i am . caleb : i do n't care . livvie : well , i do . it 's a lot safer for me out there . i 'm a vampire now . i can take care of myself . caleb : olivia -- livvie : please do n't make a big deal . i 'll be all right . ok , it 's dark out . i 'll make sure no one can see me . caleb : yeah , you 're smart . you would n't let anybody get you . livvie : of course not . i learned everything i know from you . caleb : yeah . alison : you know , do n't mind me . just carry on . it 's fine . caleb : you be careful . i love you . livvie : i love you . i 'll hurry back . alison : hey ! whoa ! what is your problem ? caleb : what is my problem ? i hate this ! i hate having to watch her go out there while i 'm stuck in here . i ca n't even get her the antidote . i have to rely on rafe to do that . alison : well , i 'm sure you 'll be able to do your part real soon . caleb : yeah . and when i get my crack at joshua , believe me , the nightmare ai n't going to be in his head . [ scene_break ] [ classical music plays ] joshua : oh , alison . i could have made you so happy . we could have shown them all . and now i wo n't even get the chance . rafe : that 's right . just go sleep it off , you drunken freak . joshua : what was that ? [ music stops ] joshua : hello ? who 's out there ? hello ? [ scene_break ] jamal : that is a nice try , dr. collins , but i hope you do n't seriously think that i 'm going to leave payback to you so you can send your daughter off to some cushy funny farm . kevin : i understand you 're angry , jamal . jamal : `` angry `` does n't begin to describe what i 'm feeling . i lost my best friend . look , it just did n't have to happen , ok ? and it would n't have happened if it was n't for your lunatic daughter . kevin : i know how you felt about alison . i know you loved her very much . jamal : you do n't know anything about us . kevin : i know you lost her long before this . now , you 've never forgiven yourself for that . jamal : dr. collins , do n't try to handle me with your shrink - rap , because i did n't come here for that . kevin : no . you came here to find livvie . jamal : that 's right , and i 'm going to find her with or without your help . kevin : tell me , exactly what do you intend to do once you find her ? jamal : i 'm going to put her out of her misery so she ca n't hurt anybody else . kevin : i think you should leave livvie to me . jamal : keep on dreaming , dr . collins . kevin : you 're just putting yourself in danger , jamal . jamal : why do n't you save all of that , because right about now , i really do n't care . i 'm just doing what i got to do . nothing else matters -- nothing . kevin : well , then . let 's hope i find livvie before you do . have a nice evening . excuse me . [ door opens and closes ] jamal : that nut job is just as crazy as his daughter . god -- bartender : where 'd that guy go ? jamal : what , the -- he left . why ? bartender : oh , too bad . i think i just saw the girl that he was looking for out in the alley . jamal : whoa , whoa , what girl ? bartender : oh , pretty thing -- long brunette -- jamal : dark hair , short ? bartender : yeah . [ scene_break ] jamal : oh , well , look who we have here . what are you doing ? you 're on the prowl for another victim ? livvie : jamal , i -- i do n't know what you heard . jamal : oh , i think you know . livvie : what do you want ? jamal : relax . i just would like to ask you a question . livvie : what question ? jamal : how does it feel to be a cold - blooded killer ? [ scene_break ] caleb : i 'm going crazy . i feel like i 'm trapped in here . alison : i know . i totally understand . i hate thinking about what rafe has to do tonight . and i feel so bad for my family and friends . they think that i 'm dead . but we have stay focused , and that 's what we need to do , and that 's just the way that it is right now . caleb : says who ? your boyfriend ? who put him in charge anyway ? what , because i 'm mortal now , everybody thinks i 'm powerless ? alison : nobody said that . caleb : nobody has to . alison : are you kidding me ? oh , i know , look at caleb -- poor , poor , poor caleb , whining and crying and -- blah , blah -- i 'm so sick of it . like , i 'm sick of it . caleb : oh , are you ? alison : yeah , i am ! why do n't you try counting your blessings for a change ? caleb : `` blessings . `` [ caleb laughs ] alison : first of all , you 're still alive . we 're all still alive . and soon , soon enough , you 're going to get your pair of bloody fangs back so you can live happily ever after forever . is n't that enough for you ? caleb : at this moment , no . no , not with joshua still out there . alison : joshua is in that place because of you and your kind . caleb : it 's nice to know i can always count on you for a sympathetic ear . alison : oh , give me a break . you 're getting really needy . you 're like lucky i even talk to you , after everything that you 've done . and speaking of speaking , why do n't you just not , at all ? just because we 're in the same vicinity here does n't mean that you and i need to speak to each other anymore . i 'm kind of sick of it . i do n't want to hear any more noise . so if you feel like you need to , you know , rant and rave a little bit , you can just do that to your inner self , ok ? caleb : yeah , fine . alison : fine . i 'm going to listen to the radio . that might be nice . caleb 's voice : the straightest path to the main street of life that awaits you and leave behind your lies alison : that 's thrilling . caleb : well , it looks like you just ca n't get away from me . [ scene_break ] rafe : i 'd say sweet dreams , joshua , but that 's not exactly what i have in mind . this guy is a coward . the second he thinks that livvie has bitten him with her poisonous fangs , he 's going to run right for the antidote , all right ? caleb : hmm . that 's not enough . look , you were able to get inside alison 's head because you love her , because you wanted to protect her . rafe : yeah , from you ! caleb : bringing down joshua 's going to take that same level of passion . unless you hate him with every inch of your being , he 'll beat you . rafe : that should n't be so hard . rafe : what 's wrong ? why is n't this working ? [ scene_break ] livvie : i really -- i do n't have time to get into this . jamal : yeah , well , make time . livvie : jamal -- jamal : how could you do it , livvie ? what did alison do to make you want to kill her ? livvie : i said i ca n't talk about this right now . jamal : that 's too bad , because you 're not going anywhere . livvie : will you get out of my way ? jamal : what the hell is wrong with you ? alison was your best friend . she loved you when nobody else did . how could you just betray her like that ? how could you just turn on her ? livvie : look , i did n't mean to . i -- i did n't -- [ livvie sighs ] jamal : did n't mean to what ? you did n't mean to drain the life out of her until she was dead ? did n't mean to have her for dinner ? you 're telling me this was a mistake , this was an accident ? livvie : no , it 's just -- it did n't happen like that . you have to believe me . jamal : oh , do n't tell me -- shut up ! do n't tell me any sob stories ! i do n't want to hear it ! livvie : it 's not what you think , jamal ! jamal : it 's not what i think ? not what i feel ? livvie : no , you do n't have all the facts . you have to trust me . jamal : i have all the facts i need ! ok , you 're a cold , heartless animal ok , and it 's time that somebody ended your miserable excuse for a life . livvie : now you need to back off . jamal : `` back off `` ? bitch , i have n't even started yet . livvie : i 'm warning you , jamal . i 'm getting angry . i do n't want to hurt you . jamal : i am not going to let you get away with this . you snuffed out alison 's life like it was nothing . you think you can walk around and just go about your business ? please , i 'm not going to let that happen . i 'm not going to let you do it . i 'm not going to let you do it to anybody else , and that 's -- i 'm going to stop you if it 's the last thing i do on this planet , livvie . [ livvie hisses ] kevin : you see ? it is better to give than to receive . livvie : daddy . [ scene_break ] caleb 's voice : behind your [ music stops ] caleb : hey . maybe i was listening to that . alison : i 'm sure you were . but i 'm a little sick of it . it 's been overplayed . caleb : oh , you 're sick of it ? that 's -- that 's funny , because you used to like stephen clay 's music when you did n't think it was me . alison : well , that 's when i thought that it was being played by a real musician . caleb : oh , so i 'm not a real musician ? alison : no . i mean , i highly doubt that you could write a song if your life depended on it . you 're a phony . you 're a fake . you 're an impostor . caleb : could i ask you why you 're saying that ? alison : well , because the music was n't real . caleb : it sounded real enough to me . alison : no , you know what i 'm talking about . it was , like , all part of your little thing you had going on , your vampire mojo or whatever it was . you , like , messed with people 's minds . you manipulated them . caleb : so ? that does n't mean stephen clay was n't a real musician . alison : yea it does ! that 's exactly what it means . stephen clay was n't real . you used people to make you look good and make you look like something that clearly you 're not . caleb : all right , let get me this straight . you 're saying i could n't write a song . is that what you 're saying ? alison : yeah , pretty much . that 's what i 'm saying . caleb : you 're wrong . you 're wrong . alison : am i ? caleb : give me three words . i 'll turn them into a song . alison : oh , please . caleb : no , i mean it , come on . alison : no , i 'm not doing this stupid little whatever game . caleb : oh , what ? i think -- i think you 're afraid . alison : oh , please . caleb : yeah . no , i think you 're afraid that once in your perfect life you actually might be wrong about something . alison : fine . i 'll give you three words . caleb : go ahead . alison : ahem . `` angel , `` `` cooks , `` and `` lion . `` there 's your three words there , p.b . now you go make a song , you -- you rock star , you . caleb : `` angel `` -- alison : hmm . caleb : `` cooks `` -- alison : hmm . caleb : `` lion . `` alison : mm - hmm . you 're stalling , but that 's ok . you can take 30 minutes , and you can make up your own song . i 'll time you . caleb : oh , i wo n't need 30 minutes . caleb : `` mystify me again , my angel . a character in a storybook , a bed of roses when my heart is breaking . it 's in the magic that you cook . he 'll only say what 's on his mind , betting not his fortune or fame . he 's a lion in disguise , the one you 'll never tame . `` alison : hmm . i 'm -- you know -- caleb : surprised ? alison : yeah . caleb : hmm . [ scene_break ] rafe : come on , you worthless cretin . let me into your head so we can get this over with . all right , i made it . i 'm in . and now that i am , let the nightmare begin . joshua : livvie , what are you doing here ? livvie : i need to talk to you . joshua : i have nothing to say to you . get out ! livvie : joshua , please do n't turn me away . i know you 're angry with me , and i know i 've made so many mistakes , taking caleb 's side over yours . that was the worst one of all . i see that now . i see you 're the one with the power . and you always will be . joshua : it 's a little too late for a change of heart , young lady . livvie : no , it is not too late for anything . joshua , i 'm begging you . take me . make me yours . [ joshua screams ] [ scene_break ] alison : so , how 's the song coming ? caleb : it 's getting there . thanks for asking . alison : you know , you do n't have to , you know , keep going with that . i believe you now , and i did n't mean to hurt your feelings . caleb : it 's not about that anymore . it keeps me from thinking too much . alison : about livvie ? caleb : and about being stuck here . not that i 'm complaining . alison : no , i did n't think that you were . caleb : you know , it just feels good to be working again . it 's been too long . [ scene_break ] kevin : do n't look so surprised . livvie : how did you know i was here ? kevin : does that really matter ? i 'm just glad i knew where you were . livvie : why did you do it , dad ? why did you stop jamal ? kevin : you have to ask ? livvie : yeah . the last time i saw you , you were -- kevin : painting at joshua 's . i know . livvie : no . daddy , you stole my ring . you stole caleb 's ring and you gave to him . kevin : it 's just a ring . livvie : no , it was n't just a ring . dad , it was everything . kevin : oh . well , i 'm sorry . livvie : are you ok ? kevin : i 'm fine . never been better in my whole life . livvie : then you have n't heard , then , have you ? kevin : about alison ? yeah , i know all about it . livvie : you know , daddy , i can explain everything . kevin : i 'm sure you can , but you know what ? not out here . it 's not safe for you to be out in the open like this . come on , let 's go to the lighthouse . livvie : no , daddy , i -- kevin : listen to me . there are others like jamal out there . they 're out to get you , and they wo n't stop until they do . please let me help you . trust daddy on this . livvie : ok . [ scene_break ] joshua : my god ! what have you done ? ugh ! livvie : you made me poison . it 's only right you should get a taste of it . joshua : no ! no ! livvie : how does it feel , knowing you 're about to die ? and you 're the one who made it happen . joshua : help me . help me . livvie : bye - bye , josh . i 'll see you in hell . joshua : not quite yet . rafe : that 's it . come on , you coward ! show me where that antidote is . that 's it . joshua [ gasps ] rafe : it worked . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] jamal : you 're going to burn , you monsters . you 're all going to burn . caleb : you 're acting like you do n't think rafe can handle joshua . alison : he 's a slayer . he can handle anything . rafe : joshua , let me out ! singer : desire rafe : let me out of here !
restless with hunger , olivia leaves the safety of the catacombs to look for blood . caleb 's negative attitude gets to alison , who tells him off and then orders him not to say another word to her . rafe gives joshua a nightmare in which olivia sinks her poisoned fangs into his neck . when kevin goes to elixir to look for his daughter , jamal confronts him about her murderous act . in joshua 's nightmare , rafe watches while joshua locates and takes the antidote . as jamal tries to wring olivia 's neck , kevin knocks him out from behind . kevin persuades his daughter to go to the lighthouse . alison accuses caleb of not being a real musician . puzzled and offended , caleb writes a song to impress her .
casey : jamal -- jamal . my god . jamal ? jamal , wake up ! jamal ! jamal : ok . casey : hey . jamal : case -- casey : yeah , it 's me . jamal : oh , my head . casey : what -- what happened ? jamal : ah ! i was going after livvie , and somebody -- somebody must have clocked me from behind . casey : what were -- what are you thinking , going after a vampire by yourself ? jamal , are you crazy ? jamal : casey , innocent people are dying , like ali , ok ? casey : no , no , whoa , whoa ! where are you going ? jamal : i 'm going to go stop them . i 'm going to go stop all of them , that 's where i 'm going . casey : look , i -- jamal , i told you it 's not that easy , ok ? jamal : how do you know ? casey : what ? jamal : casey , you never even try . and maybe if you did , you might be able to help somebody for a change . casey : oh , what , well , you do n't think i want to ? well , you try doing this ! [ scene_break ] alison : rafe should really be back by now . caleb : do n't go getting all paranoid . it 's just taking a little longer than we thought . alison : well , how long can it possibly take ? caleb : you 're forgetting joshua 's a vampire . they tend to be up when the moon 's out . alison : right . yeah . yeah , i 'm sure he probably just has n't had a chance to get into his dreams yet , right ? caleb : yeah , that 's what i 'm saying . alison : still , i just -- i do n't know , i ca n't help but -- caleb : what , you do n't think he 's up to it , do you ? alison : what are you talking about ? caleb : you 're acting like you do n't think rafe can handle joshua . alison : oh , no , rafe can handle joshua . he 's a slayer . he can handle anything . [ scene_break ] rafe : what 's going on ? joshua : what a nightmare . oh . my head is pounding . rafe : ok . i got into joshua 's head . i got the antidote . now it is time to get the hell out of here . what 's going on ? why ca n't i do this ? all right , it was tough to get in . stands to reason it 'll be tough to get out . just focus . focus , focus , focus , focus , focus , focus , focus . rafe : what the hell was that ? [ scene_break ] lucy : oh , where are they ? where could they have put my clothes ? oh ! ian ? ian : yeah , it 's ian . lucy : yeah . ian : what are you doing ? lucy : uh -- excuse me ? ian : what are you doing ? lucy : well , i was going to water -- what was the question ? [ ian laughs ] ian : lucy , i 'm -- lucy : ok , you know what i was doing . i was looking for my clothes . i want to get out of here . i ca n't stand to just lay in that bed knowing i have so many things i need to do . you know -- ian : mm - hmm . like what ? lucy : `` like what ? `` you know like what . i 've got to try and find out what happened to rafe and alison , we have to deprogram victor . i have to go save that beautiful church , and we have to save the whole entire town from that monster joshua . that 's what we have to do right now . ian : is that it ? lucy : well , yeah . i mean -- no . then after all that , i will rest , i will take it easy , but i 'm feeling better -- ian : no , not -- no , no , no , no . not then . now . you 're going to go to bed right now . what do i have to do , handcuff you to it ? lucy : where did you get that idea ? i guess you kind of got that handcuff idea from me . ian : you 're not out of the woods yet . lucy : i am . i feel fine . that blood transfusion is working -- ian : for now . lucy : well , for now is all i have right now . so for now , that 's what i 'm taking . i need my clothes . where do you think they could have put my clothes ? ian : i took them . lucy : you what ? ian : no , i do n't mean i took them -- i -- i took them and i hid them . now it 's time for you to go to bed . lucy : i 'm not getting -- look at you ! look at you pushing me around some sort of big , brawny bully ! ian : bully is it ? how old are you , 8 ? lucy : hey , you are not the boss of me . you can not make me get back in that bed if i do n't want to get back in bed , so i 'm not getting back in that bed . ian : what do you think ? do you think i like this ? you think i like putting you in bed like that ? do you think i really like that ? what i would like is to take you out of this crazy town and put you on the first plane to morocco . lucy : morocco . ian : or wherever , you know . lucy : no , you -- you just -- you said morocco . how did you come up with that out of thin air ? ian : you had mentioned that you want to go there someday . lucy : i mentioned that a very , very long time ago , and you remembered ? ian : i remember everything you say to me . lucy : pardon me ? what 'd you say ? ian : i remember everything you say to me . lucy : do you know how much i would like to get on a plane , head to morocco , and just be with you there ? i would have given anything . ian : so let 's do that , but not now . now you need to get in here and rest . lucy : no , i do n't -- no , you ca n't sweet - talk me any more with that morocco stuff , then . i 'm not getting back in that bed . i ca n't . i will go completely nuts . could we just maybe go in the cafeteria ? you could buy me , like , a -- i do n't know -- a candy bar or something ? ian : i have a better idea . come on . [ scene_break ] caleb : it 's not going to help . alison : what ? what 's not going to help ? caleb : worrying , pacing . just stop it . alison : i will stop when rafe gets back , ok ? i mean , you do think that he 's coming back , do n't you ? caleb : what do you want ? some kind of fake reassurances that no harm will ever come to him ? alison : yeah , that might be kind of nice at a time like this , if you do n't mind . caleb : ok . rafe 's a smart guy . he 's a decent fighter . i 'm sure he can handle whatever demons are in joshua 's head , no problem . alison : `` no problem . `` i almost believed you there for a second . you really like picking on me , do n't you ? caleb : it helps pass the time . alison : do n't even pretend like you 're not worried . i know you 're stressed out worried about livvie . caleb : i do n't deny that . alison : fine . i 'll stop pacing . you got any advice ? how do you relieve stress ? caleb : normally ? sex is good . [ scene_break ] rafe : oh ! oh , just ignore them . you 're just in joshua 's head . you 're just inside joshua 's head . they 're dark forces , just dark forces trying to take away your focus , but you ca n't let them . you ca n't let them . rafe , you got to find a way out . you got to find a way out . joshua : god . this headache . ah . it 's like someone 's pounding inside my brain with a sledgehammer . i just have to relax . rafe : come on ! come on ! no , come on , there 's got to be a way out of here ! joshua , let me out ! let me out of here ! yes , there 's got to be . there 's got -- could it be ? yes ! i got an idea . [ rafe laughs ] rafe : there 's only one problem . it 'll either work or it 'll kill me . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] lucy : why are we on the roof ? there are n't any candy bars up on the roof , and i -- ian : ah . lucy : oh , my gosh . oh -- this is so amazing ! i 'm -- i 'm standing on sand ! how in the world did you have time to do this ? ian : i -- i did n't . lucy : oh , right , you did n't . you just happened to mention morocco , that you wished we were there , and some little fairy made this all happen ? i do n't think so . oh ! casey : something like that . lucy : oh ! ian : wow . lucy : oh . this is so amazing . this is like being in some kind of movie or something . ian : something . lucy : look at this place . look at all the colors and the candles and -- mmm , it smells so good , and that music . yeah , it 's not just romantic . it 's kind of decadent , too . ian : yeah . lucy : it 's like some sort of servant in a little loincloth is going to walk out and start pouring us wine out -- ian : we do n't need the little servants -- lucy : oh , no ? ian : so much , no . lucy : ok . ian : but it 's -- it 's here . we might as well enjoy it , if only for a little while , i guess , right ? lucy : you better be careful because you 're starting to sound like me . ian : you deserve this , right . lucy : no , no , no . we deserve this . ian : so what do you think ? the world 's problems are going to be here when we get back , so why do n't we escape for a while and just not think about anything else but this . lucy : god , that sounds wonderful -- just two normal -- sort of normal people on a date ? ian : yeah . lucy : yeah . ian : in a moroccan tent on the roof of the hospital . [ ian and lucy chuckle ] [ scene_break ] jamal : this is for you , babe . i 'm sorry what they did to you . yeah . that 's right . you 're going to burn , you monsters . you 're all going to burn . [ scene_break ] alison : you did n't shock me , and i would n't sleep with you on a bet . caleb : yeah , right . alison : i heard that . caleb : i was n't asking to sleep with you . alison : hey , stop playing games with me . caleb : oh , take it easy . alison : no , do n't tell me to take it easy , because the man that i love is out there in some maniac 's head and has n't come back yet , and i think i have a little right to be concerned , thanks ! caleb : what , where are you going ? alison : i 'm going to go see rafe for myself . caleb : you ca n't do -- you ca n't do that . alison : watch me . caleb : no , no , you are supposed to be dead . alison : i need to go find rafe . caleb : rafe -- he 's at the villa , all right , the one place you absolutely can not go . have you forgotten that this whole thing is about saving you from joshua ? alison : i do n't really care . the plan has changed now . and i do n't care if people see that i 'm alive . that 's great . i did n't really want my friends and family crying over me anyway . caleb : think about this . think about it for one minute . alison : i already have . my mind is made up . i 'm leaving . you can stay or you can come with me , but i 'm going . caleb : i 'm not going anywhere , and neither are you . do you understand me ? [ scene_break ] joshua : well , doctor , what is it ? doctor : i ca n't find a thing wrong . joshua : well , that 's impossible . my head feels like it 's about to explode . i 've never felt this bad , not even when i was mortal . doctor : perhaps it was just too much cheer . joshua : oh , do you really think so ? and i did n't realize that . doctor : i 'm sure if you feed , you 'll feel better in no time . [ doctor chuckles ] joshua : it 's as simple as that ? doctor : trust me . i 've been treating our kind for years . joshua : where are you going ? doctor : to fill your prescription . joshua : ah . doctor : take two of these and call me in the morning . [ doctor laughs ] joshua : well , girls , you heard him . doctor 's orders . rafe : all right , joshua . let 's see if i can beat you at your own game . joshua : no . get out ! get out . go . joshua : oh , my god . what is happening to me ? oh . joshua : no ! [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] lucy : it 's heaven . it 's just heaven , that 's all . ian : not exactly your normal date , huh ? lucy : hmm . uh - uh . you know , i do n't think that we have done anything normal since we 've been together . well -- wait a minute . do you realize we never had a very , you know , first date ? ian : you 're right . well , you know -- i was waiting for someone to walk in . what are you thinking ? [ lucy laughs ] ian : maybe we 'll make this our first date . lucy : ok , if this is our first date , i 'm going to be spoiled rotten . ian : you 're already spoiled . lucy : i am not spoiled . come on , what do you say ? let 's do it . let 's pretend that this -- ahem -- this is our very first date . what do we do ? ian : should n't be doing this . lucy : oh , right , no . ian : but maybe , you know , we 'd get to know each other a little better . lucy : `` better `` ? ian : hmm . lucy : ok . what do you want to know about me ? ian : tell me about your perfect day . lucy : my perfect day ? i do n't know . with everything that 's been going on , i do n't -- i think it 's changed . i 'll tell you what it was . it used to be waking up in the morning at some luxurious spa and being pampered to death -- you know , with the seaweed wraps and the facials and all that stuff . i 'd go there just to feel certain things . and now i could probably just go there to get some peace . ian : at 's it ? lucy : oh , no . are you kidding ? then i would go on the concorde to paris and i would do some olympic - caliber shopping , and then i 'd meet for dinner and dancing with a very sexy , hunky french guy . ian : french guy ? lucy : yeah . oh , did i say french ? ian : hmm . lucy : no . oh , no . i meant sexy irish guy . irish . ian : ok , that 's better , because the french are going to end up stealing your makeup . lucy : no -- [ lucy laughs ] lucy : that 's not true . ian : it 's true . lucy : what about you ? what would be your absolutely perfect day ? ian : any day spent with you and danny . lucy : oh , come on . that 's not fair . i would say you and serena and christina . i thought you meant someone else . come on , what ? what ? tell me , tell me . ian : well , that 's it . but maybe i 'll tell you a memorable story about a memorable day in my life . lucy : ok . i bet it was n't at some spa . ian : no , it was n't . ethiopia . lucy : ethiopia ? ian : mm - hmm . i was working there , and i -- i ran into these baboons . and they were wild , you know , really wild . they 'd never seen anyone before . lucy : but they saw you ? ian : oh , yeah , they saw me , and i came out of the brush . i did n't mean to scare them , but i did , and they were just there , a whole bunch of them . lucy : so what happened ? ian : well , they took off running as fast as they could , and they -- they hurled themselves over a cliff . lucy : oh , my god . ian : yeah , that 's what i thought , until i went and looked over the cliff , and guess what i saw . lucy : i do n't think i want to know . you saw a bunch of squished dead baboons ? ian : no . they were fine . they were just hanging there on branches and bushes and just whatever they could find , just waiting for me to leave , and it was the most amazing thing i 'd ever seen . lucy : that really is amazing . ian : yeah . and then it just -- it taught me something about trust and survival , and i 've never forgotten it . lucy : wow . they took sort of a leap of faith , huh ? but how did they know ? ian : they did n't know . they just trusted that it would be all right , and it was . lucy : certainly not a day at the spa . ian : it 's different . lucy : i guess we 're really different , too , are n't we ? ian : what 's going on in that head of yours ? lucy : i was just thinking . do you ever wonder about us ? i mean , do you ever really wonder if this -- you know , you and me -- if it 's real ? ian : well , it seems real to me . how about you ? lucy : oh , yeah . [ scene_break ] frank : i do n't want to fight you , man . we 've always been pals . jamal : not anymore , frank . frank : i know you 're upset about alison , but take my advice and go home before you get hurt . jamal : frank , you ca n't stop me . this vampire club is going down . frank : i said go home , jamal . jamal : make me , frank . frank : i did n't want to do this , jamal , but you leave me no choice . casey : leave him alone , frank ! jamal : casey , get out of here . i do n't need you fighting my battles . casey : i told you i 'm going to help , so i 'm helping . jamal : well , i do n't need your help , not now . casey : yeah , well , that 's too bad because i 'm not leaving here without you . frank : better do what the angel says , jamal . you 're not going to torch this place , not tonight . jamal : you tell your buddies that they might think that they 've won , but they have n't . and eventually i 'm going to be the one to show them that . [ scene_break ] alison : get off me ! caleb : stop ! alison : caleb , stop it ! caleb : i 'm not letting you go anywhere until you listen to me , all right ? alison : put me down now ! caleb : stop ! no ! no , listen to me . alison : oh , my god . caleb : listen , listen to me . understand ? listen to me . i am not letting you go out there and ruin this for everybody , all right ? not just for me , not just for olivia , but for you and rafe . do you understand me ? now , listen , i am not letting go of you again until you promise me you are not leaving here . promise me ! alison : ok . my bad . i 'm sorry . i will stay . caleb : thank you . alison : now i 'll go . caleb : oh , fine ! fine ! go ! you know what ? just go ahead and kill yourself ! damn it , alison ! [ scene_break ] [ rafe laughs ] rafe : the guy 's going crazy . all right . it 's only a matter of time now . ha - ha ! joshua : easy , joshua . you got to get a grip , pull yourself together . [ joshua screams ] stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` . [ next_on ] alison : i need to get to rafe . you can either stay or you can come with me if you want , but i need to find him . kevin : you 've been a bad girl , livvie . livvie : no , stay away from me ! kevin : you did this to alison , so now i have to do this to you .
casey finds jamal , who explains that he was going after livvie when someone attacked him from behind . jamal is angry with casey for not doing more to help his friends . alison worries about rafe 's prolonged absence , but caleb points out that joshua was probably still awake when rafe arrived at the villa . when alison asks caleb how he relieves stress , he replies that sex is normally a good way . joshua wakes up from the nightmare , trapping rafe inside his mind . while rafe screams , joshua tries to understand why he has an excruciating headache . when an amused ian finds lucy searching the hospital room for her clothes , he admits to hiding them from her . casey overhears them talking about lucy 's dream of visiting morocco someday . when ian takes lucy to the roof for fresh air , they find a moroccan paradise waiting for them . after jamal douses the outside of elixir with gasoline , frank stops him from torching the club . casey saves jamal from frank 's wrath . joshua 's doctor , who is also a vampire , prescribes a good feeding to cure joshua 's headache . rafe plays mind games on the fully conscious head vampire , whose hallucinations knock him off his feet . afterward , rafe lies unconscious outside the villa . against caleb 's wishes , alison tries to leave the catacombs . caleb carries her back , kicking and screaming . alison agrees to stay , but she leaves when caleb 's guard is down . caleb thinks about letting her go , but changes his mind and runs after her .
rafe : guess that 's what happens when you get stuck in a vampire 's head for too long . ok . time for the next move -- get livvie 's antidote . all right , joshua . rest that aching head of yours . joshua : oh , this headache . why wo n't this go away ? there is so much paperwork . i need help with this paperwork . more lawyers -- as if anybody would ever know the difference . what ? oh -- this is excruciating . [ knock on door ] joshua : ugh -- not so loud , i hear you . [ knock ] joshua : i hear you . frank : it 's frank . joshua : i know who it is . come in . frank : it 's locked . joshua : what is it ? if it 's bad news , i do n't want to hear it . frank : then i 'll come back later . joshua : no , it 's all right . i have a killer headache . what is it ? frank : jamal woods . joshua : what about him ? frank : i just caught him trying to burn down the club . joshua : and you stopped him ? frank : of course i did . joshua : and you brought me his head on a platter ? frank : i would have . but our friend the guardian angel got in the way . joshua : little casey again . frank : she 's becoming a major distraction . joshua : i will deal with the angel . what else ? frank : i want you to know it was n't me who killed alison . joshua : i 'm aware of that . frank : i do everything i can to take care of business , joshua , but i ca n't be everywhere at once . joshua : if i have a problem with your work , i will speak to you about it . anything else ? frank : i thought you would be happy to know that your guest is on the way . joshua : excellent . open the gates . frank : anybody i know ? joshua : uh -- yes , franklin , it 's someone that you know quite well . frank : who ? joshua : oh . that would spoil the surprise . [ scene_break ] alison : hi . yes , i need a cab , please . this is alison barrington . oh , no , you probably do n't really care who i am . sorry . [ noise ] alison : what was that ? no , nothing . i 'm sorry , i was n't talking to you . ok , i am -- i 'm on foot i 'm walking . i 'm on route 28 . i 'm just north of the city , and i 'm a couple -- a couple of miles past the exit for somerset plains . if you could send a car right away , that 'd be great . thank you . i 'm just on foot , so i 'm going to keep walking until you drive up , ok ? ok , thanks . bye . [ noise ] alison : who 's there ? look , i know somebody 's there . stop messing with me . ok , alison , you need to stay focused . that 's right . nobody 's there . rafe , i will get to you even if i have to walk to you . i do n't care . [ alison gas ] alison : oh , god . caleb : going somewhere ? alison : you . [ scene_break ] kevin : better ? livvie : i know this must disgust you . kevin : you know , honey , you do n't have to be embarrassed in front of me . things are what they are . livvie : thanks for understanding . i owe you everything , dad . kevin : well , what are fathers for ? livvie : i just -- i just wish i could be a better daughter . kevin : honey , do n't do that . livvie : no , dad , please , let me say this . you 're just -- you 're always there for me and you 're coming through for me . i wish i could do the same for you . kevin : you 're my daughter . you 're my flesh and blood . there 's nothing in the world i would n't sacrifice for you . livvie : well , i love you . daddy , i mean that . kevin : i know you do . livvie : gosh , this feels so good in your arms . i feel so safe . i wish i could be here forever . kevin : oh , you can . livvie : no , daddy , i ca n't . i got to go . i got to get to caleb . kevin : you 're leaving ? livvie : yeah . you understand , do n't you ? kevin : understand ? uh , what ? jamal : where 's livvie , your psychopath daughter ? kevin : actually , i have no idea , jamal . i 'm looking for her myself . jamal : so you know what she did . kevin : i know about alison , yes . jamal : that 's all you got to tell me . kevin : i 'm sorry ? jamal : what , you 're sorry ? that bloodsucker you call a daughter killed her . she murdered her in cold blood and you 're sorry ? i 'm going to tell you one thing , she 's not going to get away with it . she has to pay for what she 's done . kevin : i could n't agree more . livvie : i 'll call you later . ok ? kevin : no . livvie , wait . livvie : what ? kevin : you ca n't go right now . livvie : i ca n't ? kevin : no . i mean , come on , livvie -- after all the trouble i went to to get you that blood , ca n't you just stay and give your father a little quality time ? livvie : daddy , i ca n't now . i just explained to you . kevin : well , you ca n't go . not right now . livvie : i do n't understand . kevin : well , then i 'll explain it . you can not leave here . [ scene_break ] caleb : do you have a death wish or something ? alison : hey , why do n't you just go back to the cave and write another little ditty , ok ? caleb : i ca n't . i ca n't because i 'm out here chasing someone who 's supposed to be dead , which is exactly how you 're going to end up if you keep doing this . alison : are you finished ? are you ? caleb : what ? let me ask you -- do you think i like doing this ? you think i like this ? alison : hey , i do n't care if you do or not . and if you do n't , then just leave me alone because , see that ? those lights ? there 's my cab . caleb : hey , you know what ? listen to me . alison : oh , oh . caleb : listen to me . we went to a lot of trouble to set all this up , and you 're going to go out there and blow it the first chance you get ? is that what you 're telling me ? alison : get your hands off me . what do you care anyway ? you 're going to get your little antidote for your stupid little fangs , and you and livvie can feed off each other forever -- that 's nasty . caleb : no , that 's right . that 's exactly right , and you know what ? you pretending to be dead was part of the deal . alison : well , the deal 's obviously changed , has n't it ? because i think that rafe is in trouble and i 'm not going to take your word for it that he 's not . caleb : ugh . you know , i should 've just let joshua kill you . alison : he 's not going to . caleb : why ? why , because you said so ? come on , please , stop causing trouble . just come on back . alison : ha - ha ! there 's a good one -- me causing trouble ? listen , i 'll tell you something -- everyone in this town is in trouble because of you . you started everything , and i had to hide in the first place because of you . your old pal , joshua ? well , i do n't think that he would even exist as a vampire if it were n't for you , and he would n't be trying to get me to be his bride . and all my friends and family at home -- they would n't be crying their eyes out because i was dead . and rafe -- he would be back with me , safe and sound where he belongs . [ car approaches ] alison : there 's my cab . i got to go . caleb : hey -- alison : oh , god . caleb : you 're going to do this no matter what i say , are n't you ? alison : yes , i am . i need to get to rafe . you can either stay or you can come with me if you want , but i need to find him . [ scene_break ] rafe : alison , i 'm back ! everything worked out . i got into joshua 's dream . i got -- got the antidote for livvie . alison ? [ scene_break ] livvie : if there 's something you need to say , of course , dad , i 'm right here . what did you want to talk about ? kevin : you know i love you . i love you very much . you know that , do n't you ? livvie : yeah . i -- i hope so . i -- i think so . what -- are you ok ? kevin : i 'm fine . i 'm fine . why do you keep asking me that ? livvie : i do n't -- i do n't know , dad . you just seem a little -- kevin : what ? livvie : spacey . kevin : well , i guess i ca n't help remembering . livvie : remembering what ? ? kevin : all the memories we do n't have . our relationship 's still pretty new , you know ? but it 's strong . it 's close . we 've been through a lot just in the last few years . livvie : that 's true , yeah . kevin : i never got to hold you as a baby . it 's one of the biggest regrets of my life . livvie : i know . me , too , daddy , but -- kevin : you know what experts say ? and as one , i 'm obligated to agree with them , but it 's that it 's the formative years , the youngest years that are the most important . and i missed that . and i 'm really sorry for that . i 'm really so sorry . livvie : daddy , you do n't -- you do n't have to worry . we 're together now and i love you . kevin : i feel close to you , livvie . i feel so close to you . there 's no one in the world more important to me . livvie : well , that means a lot to me . i 've waited so long to hear that . that coming out of your mouth is like a dream come true . kevin : yes ! and that 's what makes this so hard . livvie : what ? kevin : what i have to do . you 've been a bad girl , livvie . you misbehaved . livvie : what ? daddy , what 's going on ? kevin : you killed alison and you have to be punished for that . do you understand ? livvie : no , dad , are you crazy ? what is going on with you ? kevin : this is my job . i have no choice in this . this is my job . i 'm the parent . i have to show the child the difference between right and wrong ! livvie : no . no , stay away from me ! kevin : you did this to alison , and so now i have to do this to you . do n't you see ? there 's no way i can let you get away with that . as far as allergies go , livvie : daddy , what is it ? what 's happening to you ? kevin : daddy 's very upset with you . livvie : no , no , this is n't you , dad . something 's happening . kevin : bad , bad girl . livvie : joshua 's got you under some type of a spell or something . dad , please , you have to -- kevin : livvie -- livvie : you have to trust me and lie down . kevin : you 're a murderer . livvie : no , trust me , daddy . you have to lie down and get some rest . i will be back . kevin : no ! no ! you 're not leaving ! livvie : i have to go , dad ! kevin : nothing is wrong with me ! livvie , you need help , and i have to be the one to help you . now , trust your father . your father loves you more than anything . livvie : stay back . kevin : i love you with all my heart , so just know that what i do , i do for your own good . livvie : no . [ livvie hisses ] kevin : now look what you 've done . you ca n't bite a relative . see ? [ hiss ] kevin : now all you 've done is -- is make me hurt and sad and angry . livvie : aah ! kevin : livvie ? run ! run , livvie , run ! go ! [ scene_break ] rafe : there 's no sign of struggle , no alison , and no caleb . damn you . caleb ! i trusted you . we had a deal , and now all you did was stab me in the back . you son of a -- [ scene_break ] alison : rafe . caleb : hey . alison : what ? caleb : quiet . are you crazy ? alison : well , there 's no sign of him anywhere . what else am i supposed to do ? caleb : that does n't mean joshua 's not here . use your head . alison : do n't give me that . he came here to get inside joshua 's head . caleb : come on -- alison : no . i just know he 's gotten caught . i know it . caleb : look , no slayer even comes close to your boy , all right ? he 's got more lives than a junkyard cat . alison : do you really believe that , or are you just trying to shut me up again ? caleb : hey , look , if i could n't figure out a way to get rid of rafe , there 's no way an amateur like joshua is going to . alison : so then where is he , hmm ? caleb : where is he ? alison : hmm ? caleb : he 's right where i told you he 'd be -- he 's back in the catacombs wondering where the hell you are . alison : so you think that maybe -- caleb : i think maybe we should get the hell out of here while we still can . alison : wait . yeah , you are right . come on , let 's go . come on ! frank : so when is this guest of yours due to arrive ? joshua : any minute now . frank : joshua , you want me to wait outside and greet the car when they get here ? joshua : now you 're thinking , frank . go on . go . joshua : there 's somebody or something here . i can smell it . [ scene_break ] joshua : and you 're right . this is very bad . livvie is your daughter , and you must do your duty as a father and you must deal with her . kevin : deal with her ? joshua : harshly . kevin : you 're right . livvie has to be dealt with . joshua : now you get the picture . livvie must pay for what she has done . kevin : .. no , no , no , no , no ! [ scene_break ] livvie : i ca n't believe it . my own father -- his eyes were empty . he wanted to , i know he did . rafe : livvie . livvie : god , rafe . rafe : it 's ok , it 's ok . it 's me . it 's all right . livvie : no , you do n't understand . he was going to kill me . you do n't understand . he was crazy . rafe : you know what ? slow down . tell me -- what happened ? livvie : my father , kevin . i ran out and i got away , but i do n't know -- i 'm afraid he might be after me still . rafe : livvie , you 're a vampire . you could throw your father through a wall if you wanted to . i mean , you could just disappear before he even touched you . livvie : yeah , i 'm sorry , rafe . this is a little new to me . i was n't expecting my own father to come after and try and kill me . rafe : ok . you know what ? kevin -- he 's the one who took caleb 's ring away from you , so i -- i know you hate this , but you 're never going to be able to trust your father again . livvie : no , you do n't -- you do n't understand . he stopped . rafe : what ? livvie : he was -- he was so crazy , but he -- he told me to run , and it was like some light clicked in his head and he was my dad again . rafe : ok , ok , wait a second . do you think joshua turned him ? livvie : no . no , i do n't suspect that at all , but somehow he 's under his control . rafe : ok . yeah , you 're right . it 's probably some kind of exotic drug . i mean , your father , he 's already enough of a loose cannon . joshua would never trust him with fangs , you know ? livvie : yeah , that 's comforting . rafe : i 'm sorry , but it 's true . livvie : they all think i did it , you know . rafe : did what ? think you did what ? what are you talking about ? livvie : killed alison . jamal came after me . and where are they , anyway ? rafe : alison and caleb ? good question . livvie : i thought they were supposed to be with you . rafe : yeah , well , obviously , they 're not , huh ? livvie : what , are you trying to say that caleb took her or something ? rafe : oh , no , no , no , no , i 'm not saying that at all . i mean , caleb -- i mean , he 's much too nice of a guy to do something like that , right ? livvie : come on , rafe . that does n't make any sense . maybe somebody was close to finding them or something . maybe they 're out looking for us . rafe : hmm . maybe , yeah . livvie : anyway , did it work ? did you get into joshua 's dream ? were you able to get to him ? rafe : yeah . yeah , i -- i got to him , all right . livvie : ok , so where is it ? rafe : `` it `` ? livvie : yes , `` it . `` you said that the plan worked , so , come on , give me . rafe : give you ? livvie : come on , rafe , do n't play stupid . the antidote . did you or did n't you get it for me ? [ scene_break ] joshua : i know there 's somebody there . caleb : do n't say a word . dot t even breathe . joshua : come out . come out . [ car horn honks ] joshua : ah . company 's here . caleb : shh . joshua : right on time . new arrival 's at last here . a new recruit is just a heartbeat away . i just love it when things go according to plan . it 's time to dance with the next partner on my list . oh , franklin , is that my honored guest arriving ? frank : they just came through the gate . joshua : good work . now , be sure to close the gates behind them . i have a sense there 's an unwanted guest on the grounds . do you understand , frank ? frank : understood . [ scene_break ] frank : good evening , ma'am . it 's nice to have you here . thanks for coming . may i ? amanda : thank you . you certainly may . you look familiar . frank : frank scanlon . amanda : oh , yes , from the hospital . frank , it 's nice to see you again . frank : nice to see you , mrs. barrington . mr. temple is waiting for you inside . amanda : oh . frank : right this way . amanda : lead on , macduff . i understand it 's going to be quite an interesting evening . [ scene_break ] joshua : as someday it should happen that a victim must be found i 've got a little list i 've got a little list of society offenders who might well live underground who never shall be missed who never shall be missed stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire `` [ next_on ] kevin : i know you 're in pain . elizabeth : that is pain . rafe : there is no antidote . livvie : no ! this ca n't be true . alison : [ muffled ] get your hands off -- caleb : you are going to get yourself killed doing -- ow !
rafe sneaks past the preoccupied joshua and retrieves the antidote to olivia 's poisoned fangs . frank brings joshua up to speed on the situation with jamal and casey . joshua awaits the arrival of a special guest whom he intends to recruit . rafe returns to the catacombs and finds that caleb and alison are gone . he immediately assumes that caleb screwed him over and took alison . while livvie feeds on blood acquired by her father , kevin injects himself with the drug that joshua provided . after assuring his daughter that he loves her more than anything , kevin informs her that it is his duty to punish her . livvie takes advantage of her new strength and pushes kevin away . in a moment of clarity , kevin urges his daughter to run . after a fit of rage , kevin prepares to give himself another injection . caleb stops alison from going to the villa alone . after fleeing the lighthouse , livvie runs into rafe and fills him in on what just happened . believing that caleb stabbed him in the back , rafe lies to livvie about the antidote , claiming that he does n't have it . alison bursts into the villa , with caleb right behind her . they hide when they hear a noise , but joshua senses that someone is there , and he orders frank to take care of the intruder after greeting the surprise guest . as joshua sings a tune about victims who wo n't be missed , frank greets amanda barrington as she steps out of the limo .
jamal : i 'm going to kill them , alison . i 'm going to kill them . i 'm going to kill them ! [ jamal screams ] jamal : what are you looking at ? casey : a crazy man on his way to a broken hand . why are you taking it out on a tree ? jamal : you should 've just let me torch the elixir . it 's all gone to hell , anyway . what 's the difference if i flame it ? casey : you know , if you had , rrank would have killed you , turned you into a vampire just like he is . jamal : so what ? i do n't even care . casey : so you know what ? charging head - first into the dragon 's head is not going to bring alison back , jamal . jamal : nothing 's going to bring alison back , casey . i ca n't find her grandmother . i ca n't find her mother . i ca n't find anybody . god , am i the only one who cares ? [ scene_break ] caleb : i know you 're lying . rafe : no , i 'm not . joshua did not create an antidote for livvie . caleb : he would n't create a poison without having a way to reverse it . i know him . i trained him . rafe : ok , fine . then you go talk to him yourself , ok ? but i 'm telling you , it 's a dead end . alison : but why would joshua take a chance like that ? rafe : i do n't know . maybe he feels safe because he has caleb 's ring . we all know he likes to watch people suffer . you know , you and livvie are going to have to find another way to live happily ever after than to just start chomping on each other . caleb : you know we ca n't do that . not if we stay how we are . livvie : we ca n't ? [ scene_break ] kevin : get out of my house . elizabeth : you think you had a daughter to defend ? well , i have a daughter to avenge ! kevin : ah ! kevin : oh . oh . uh -- i think i 'm going to need some help . [ scene_break ] lucy : ooh , this is so ridiculous . i am perfectly capable of walking out of this place -- colleen : no , sorry . lucy , it 's hospital policy . lucy : i know hospital policy . i am hospital policymaker . i 'm on the board , you know . let me -- colleen : yes , i know , which is why you need to set a good example . lucy : oh , you are being so patronizing . she 's really -- she 's patronizing me . ian : yeah , i know , and i love it . the blood transfusions are working . you look much better already . lucy : well , i feel much -- better . are you ok ? are you hungry ? colleen : listen , why do n't we get all of this done , and then you guys can get home in time for supper . ok ? i need you to fill out these forms -- lucy : no , no , no . i hate forms . i hate -- i 'm not doing it . no , no -- colleen : fill them out . i 'll get you another appointment . ian : stop yelling at her . lucy : i do n't -- colleen -- [ phone rings ] ian : excuse me . hello . elizabeth : oh , thank god . ian : what 's going on ? elizabeth : um -- i -- uh -- kevin 's been stabbed . ian : where ? elizabeth : in his living room . ian : where on his body ? elizabeth : by his shoulder . ian : ok , is he conscious ? elizabeth : yeah , yeah . i do n't think it 's that bad . he 's just -- there 's just a lot of blood . ian : did you call 911 ? elizabeth : well , it was sort of an accident , so i -- i did n't want to . i just called you . ian : ok , stay right there . i 'm coming over . that 's what we needed . hey , listen , i -- i got to go check on something . lucy : you got to what ? ian : yeah , i 'll be right back . lucy : i 'm not -- what ? what ? ian : make sure she 's ok . colleen : oh , sure . lucy : i 'm not doing it . i 'm not -- no -- [ scene_break ] kevin : oh . elizabeth : oh . kevin : oh , boy . elizabeth : oh -- kevin : we 're going to have to stop this bleeding . ah -- oh . elizabeth , why did you stab me ? elizabeth : i did n't mean to . i -- i was just so upset about alison . i 'm so sorry . i 'm so sorry . no . no , no , no -- no . kevin ? [ scene_break ] elizabeth : kevin , come on . come on , please . you 've got to wake up . come on . do n't die on me . i 've already been investigated for one death . come on , come on . here we go . come on . you 're going to wake up , all right ? [ doorbell rings ] elizabeth : ok . ok . oh , ian -- ian : where is he ? elizabeth : he 's right here . he was fine . he was totally fine , and then he just -- i do n't know -- ian : kevin ? can you hear me ? kevin ? wake up . come on . kevin : oh , good . my favorite vampire doctor . down , boy . gave at the office . ian : in case you 're wondering , you 're going to make it . kevin : sorry to disappoint you . elizabeth : oh . i was just -- i was just so upset after what he did to -- after what his daughter did to alison , i -- they 're all nuts , you know ? i mean , the whole family . everybody knows it . ian : help me get him ready . kevin : where are we going ? ian : general hospital . i 'm going to have you checked out . kevin : uh , my jacket -- somebody -- somebody grab my jacket . elizabeth : well , now -- now that he 's in good hands -- ian : hey , where you going ? [ siren approaches ] ian : what ? no , no . the ambulance is coming . you 're going to come with me . elizabeth : look -- but -- if you insist . [ scene_break ] livvie : are you saying we can never be happy ? caleb : that 's not what i meant . i love you , and that 's the basis of everything we are . do you remember when this was reversed , when you were mortal and i was n't ? things were never easy for us . alison : caleb , being in love is never really easy . caleb : made all the more complicated by rafe holding back on us . rafe : believe whatever you want . alison : that 's not fair . he has done every single thing that you 've asked . why would he lie to you now ? livvie : because he hates us . alison : no . that 's not true . you would not do that . you would not lie to them in a situation like this , as serious as it is , with a pact that has been made between the four of us . tell them . rafe : there 's no antidote . livvie : you know what ? as much as i do n't like him and i do n't trust him , i do n't think he would lie to alison . so what do we do now ? caleb : just take it one day at a time , sweetheart . we 'll make it . we will make it . how you holding up ? livvie : i 'm ok . caleb : you did n't get what you needed . livvie : no , i did , but not much . it 's -- it 's a whole other story . caleb : hey -- you 're the only one that can help her . you 're the only one that can get her what she needs . alison : no . why does he have to go ? rafe : listen . you know what ? if joshua is going to buy that you 're really dead , i have to go play the grieving fiance , ok ? can you wait a few hours ? livvie : that long ? rafe : i 'll try to hurry , ok ? and you -- you make sure alison 's safe , ok ? you understand that ? caleb : yeah . now 's not the best time for lectures . alison : look , please -- look at me . you 've got to be really careful , ok ? and do n't take as long as you did last time , ok ? rafe : i wo n't . i 'll hurry . alison : ok . rafe : sorry about your grandmother . caleb : hey -- if i find out that you 're holding out on me , if there is an antidote and you lied about it -- do n't underestimate me , rafe . i may not have my powers , but my instincts are still good and i have a long memory . rafe : i thought we were done with threats . caleb : we 're not . if olivia suffers because you lied , it 'll be payback time . [ scene_break ] casey : look , i know it feels like no one cares , but alison has -- had a lot of friends . jamal : then how come nobody protected her ? i should 've known about livvie . i should 've done something . i should 've just known something . casey : ok , look , everything happens for a reason , all right ? one day soon , you 're going to figure out that there was a reason for all of this . trust . jamal : look at you , spouting cliches like it 's going to fix something . i ca n't just let it go and accept this . alison was something real to me . casey : look , i know she -- jamal : no , you do n't know ! stop saying -- you do n't know ! you do n't know anything . alison is dead . jack 's a complete stranger . that idiot ricky 's -- he 's an idiot . then there 's the recovery room . look -- i used to live in there , that used to be my home , and now it looks like some bogeyman 's nightmare . everything has gone to complete hell , and the only person i have to unload on is n't even real . casey : no , i 'm real . jamal : you know what i 'm saying , casey . i do n't know why i 'm here , how i got here or anything . i ca n't even tell my best friend because she 's dead . casey : alison 's not dead . she 's still here . jamal : what did you say ? [ scene_break ] karen : well , it is good to see you 're feeling so much better . one less thing to worry about . lucy : oh . thanks . i 'm fine . it 's just a lot of very bad things have been happening to a lot of good people that i care a lot about , you know ? ian should be back . he was going to take me home . i -- maybe i should call him because -- karen : do n't bother . lucy : what in the world -- colleen : dr. collins , are you all right ? kevin : relative to what ? bad news , lucy . it looks like i 'm going to make it . ian : the e.r . sent him up here . karen : what 's he in for ? ian : stab wound . knife , is it ? elizabeth : letter opener . lucy : elizabeth , a letter -- oh . oh , my god . kevin : interesting . you almost looked stricken . ian : he 'll be fine , but he needs your tender care . colleen : ok . we 've got 613 open . karen : ok . let 's go . ian : hey -- lucy : what ? ian : what are you doing ? lucy : i 'm doing -- ian : i do n't want you standing around . lucy : i 'm fine . i am fine . what is going on with all of that ? ian : i 'm not sure , but i 'm looking at all the players and i think anything could happen . [ scene_break ] karen : lost consciousness ? kevin : so they tell me . karen : hit your head ? kevin : no , i was too busy trying not to bleed . karen : lungs sound clear . kevin : yeah , she missed . i mean , this hurts like hell , but , you know , other than that - -- ah . great . could you just put that over there ? no -- uh - uh -- over there . thank you . karen : well , you 're right . this is your lucky day . you could 've been a lot worse . kevin : yeah , luck 's my middle name . [ scene_break ] lucy : i would 've appreciated just a call -- ian : no , no -- lucy : i am fine . no , you 're treating me like i 'm frail , and i 'm not -- ian : no , i 'm treating you -- lucy : wait a minute . what are you doing ? what do you think you 're doing ? ian : lucy , please -- lucy : what on earth were you thinking , doing what you did ? elizabeth : i was n't thinking , ok ? i was emotionally destroyed . i still am . lucy : `` emotionally destroyed `` ? i 'm sorry , elizabeth . i do n't really think that 's an excuse . elizabeth : my daughter 's dead . ian : wait -- what ? lucy : what ? elizabeth : alison . alison 's dead . livvie killed her . and kevin 's acting like it is n't anything at all . lucy : well , it 's not . i mean , i do n't believe that . i would know if she was dead . alison 's not dead . i -- i do n't -- i do n't believe that . i still do n't believe it . she 's not -- give me that . it is n't true . she 's not -- she 's not dead . this ca n't be real . this is -- this is -- ian : sit down , sit down . lucy : i 'm fine . it 's not true , that 's all . it 's not real . it 's simply not real . [ scene_break ] livvie : that 's not right , what joshua did to your grandmother . alison : yeah , thanks . you know , for what it 's worth , i 'm sorry that you and caleb ca n't be together the way that you would 've hoped . it 's kind of weird , you and i sitting here feeling sorry for each other . livvie : yeah . it 's very weird . i was supposed to give caleb his power back . it might be the most important thing i 've ever had to do . and now i ca n't . alison : well , maybe he can , you know , get used to not exactly being normal , but at least not being a vampire . livvie : really ? guess what , alison . i am a vampire . alison : yeah , and i 'm -- i 'm sorry . that 's probably very insensitive and -- and obvious . i should n't have said that . hey , caleb -- do you need something to keep you busy ? why do n't you go ahead and write another lyric to another song or something ? caleb : yeah . livvie : you were writing lyrics here ? caleb : i kind of had to stand up to this challenge . alison : actually , i made him . livvie : really ? you wrote a song for alison ? [ scene_break ] jamal : what do you mean , she is n't dead ? casey : ok , ok -- jamal : casey , tell me -- what do you mean , she is n't dead ? casey : hey , do n't get in my face like that . jamal -- jamal : you said alison was n't dead . what do you mean ? casey : ok , what -- oh , man . all right , what i 'm saying is -- [ thunder ] casey : ok . point made . jamal : look , casey , you better spill it right now . casey : ok -- what i 'm saying , jamal , is that no one ever really dies . ok , people may be gone , but they live on inside of us . jamal : more cliches . you 're a real piece of work . casey : ok . tell me what you want me -- how can i help you ? what do you want me to do ? jamal : nothing . just get lost . casey : no . i 'm not going to go anywhere . jamal : casey , you do n't get to decide this , ok ? just get lost . casey : no , you 're wrong about me , ok ? i 'm real . i 'm real , so how can i help you ? you 're hurting . you 're hurting , ok ? i know it hurts , it hurts . it 's ok , it 's ok , it 's ok . it 's ok . it 's ok . it 's ok . it 's ok . jamal : it 's too hard . casey : i know . i know . [ scene_break ] caleb : i never wrote a song for alison . livvie : but you just said -- alison : well , i sort of forced him to do it , kind of . caleb : she called me a fake . i could n't let her get away with that . alison : i thought that he really was a fake , but he rose to the challenge , and he 's actually very talented . i was surprised -- livvie : oh , gee , thank you for sharing that with me . caleb : hey . you know , i keep all my best stuff for you . livvie : is that so ? caleb : yeah , that 's so . livvie : i miss you so much . it 's driving me out of my mind . caleb : i know . me , too . livvie : i want you . i want you to make love to me now . caleb : there 's nothing i want more . [ scene_break ] karen : i 'll check in on dr. collins . then i 'll finish my rounds . karen : kevin , how are you feeling ? kevin : sore . karen : well , for a man who 's just been stabbed , you 're pretty mellow . kevin : there 's not a lot i can do about it , is there ? karen : as long as you 're comfortable . you know what ? let me hang this up for you . kevin : oh , no . no , that 's ok . karen : it 's really not a problem . kevin : no . i said no . it 's really none of your business . karen : kevin -- kevin : will you just drop it ? [ scene_break ] lucy : i -- i do n't believe -- that can not be real . i do n't believe it . ian : i agree . something does n't add up here . lucy : you feel something , too ? you know what ? i 'm out of whack here . what do you sense ? do you sense something ? ian : if alison were dead , we 'd know about it . lucy : you would think , but we 've been stuck in this hospital -- i have , at least -- ian : rafe would come and find us . rafe : you looking for me ? lucy : rafe -- alison is not dead , right ? rafe : you saw the photograph , huh ? ian : what happened ? rafe : well , you know how irrational livvie can be . she 's always blaming alison for everything that goes wrong in her life . so she decided , you know , to bite her -- alison did n't stand a chance . ian : where is she ? rafe : where 's who ? ian : take your pick . livvie ? alison ? i 'm listening to you , and i do n't agree with it . you 're lying to us , man . rafe : i do n't know what you want me to say . ian : i want you to tell us the truth . are we in trouble here ? lucy : rafe -- rafe -- alison is not really dead , is she ? rafe : ian 's right . we all are in trouble . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] karen : you did n't think i would let you leave here with this , did you ? alison : i 've really had about enough of this . livvie : well , i think you should stay out of it . alison : hey , do n't go blaming me just because he wo n't sleep with you . joshua : we have n't laid eyes on caleb -- frank : or rafe . joshua : i smell a rat .
after jamal acts out in grief at the park , casey lets it slip that alison is alive . thunder warns her to be careful , so she covers with an old cliché . casey comforts her grief - stricken friend with kisses . caleb accuses rafe of lying , but the slayer maintains that there is no antidote . since he tells alison the same thing , livvie believes him . rafe decides it 's time to be seen in public as the grieving fiancé . after elizabeth stabs kevin with a letter opener , she calls ian for help . as lucy prepares for release from the hospital , she is shocked to see ian return with the wounded kevin . ian and lucy do n't believe elizabeth 's claim that alison is dead . kevin makes a big deal out of having his coat nearby . the idea that caleb wrote a song for alison fills livvie with jealousy . karen finds the syringe in kevin 's coat . rafe reluctantly admits to ian and lucy that alison is alive .
casey : no , we ca n't do this . jamal : casey -- casey : no , i know you 're hurting , but -- jamal : i just want to feel like there 's some reason to give a damn about anything . casey : this is not the thing that you need . jamal : do n't tell me what i need , ok ? casey : no , i will tell you , and you 're going to listen . ok , ever since you found out that alison died , you 've been whacking your head against every single brick wall you could find . you know , turning to me -- i mean , that 's just another brick wall . jamal : or maybe it 's just nice to feel close to somebody -- that somebody being you . casey : no , no . no , i -- this is not about me . ok , you 're just trying to find something to put it all into . jamal : you know , you 're right . casey : i am . jamal : i do n't give a damn about you . casey : ok -- ok , fine . what are you going to do , huh ? you going to kick some more boulders ? what ? get drunk ? get into a fight ? jamal : there 's an idea . that 's a good one . you 're thinking now . casey : or you could just go hang out with some of your friends . jamal : i do n't know . that list is getting shorter and shorter . casey : not that short . come on , jamal , do n't make me beg . [ scene_break ] ricky : how 's it coming on your end ? reese : well , the lyrics , press kits , everything . we need -- hang on . i 'll be right back . jack . jack : hey . i 've missed that . reese : i was n't sure you 'd show up . i mean , when you heard about alison . jack : yeah . i took a long ride on my motorcycle . almost did n't come back . reese : yeah , well , i 'm glad you did . joshua : nice of you to join us , mr. ramsey . jack : joshua . joshua : move it , reese . you and i made a deal . you 're supposed to show up on time , not just disappear anytime you feel like it . jack : i 'm sorry , sir . joshua : do n't let it happen again . do n't take this warning too lightly . do you understand ? frank : joshua . i 've got to talk to you . joshua : only if you have caleb 's head on a skewer . frank : we looked everywhere . it 's like he disappeared . joshua : how can he disappear , frank ? he 's mortal . he ca n't disappear . did you check livvie 's apartment ? did you check caleb 's loft ? frank : and everywhere else i could think of . joshua : well , that 's very strange . everybody out there is looking for caleb and livvie , and they can not be found . frank : or rafe . [ scene_break ] lucy : so you faked alison 's death ? rafe : to keep joshua off her track . ian : if he thinks alison 's dead , he 's not going to want her to be his bride . lucy : oh , please . that is so disgusting . rafe : we got to figure out a way to get rid of joshua cause things are getting way out of hand . ian : how ? rafe : caleb , livvie , me , and alison are all staying together in caleb 's old hideout . ian : what ? lucy : the four of you are staying together ? that 's got to be a little tense . rafe : yeah , it is . things could fly apart any second . lucy : ok , wait . so you and caleb are actually working together to keep alison safe ? there 's got to be something in it for caleb . rafe : he wants to go back to the way he was . nobody in joshua 's crew is going to turn him . ian : then why does n't livvie bite him ? rafe : well , she ca n't . ian : what do you mean , she ca n't ? rafe : she ca n't because joshua somehow figured out a way to make her fangs poisonous so anybody she bites ends up dead . lucy : too bad livvie ca n't just bite her little self , huh ? sorry . ian : what is caleb looking for ? rafe : well , a cure for livvie . it turns out that there 's an antidote , so he wants it so she can just bite and turn him . lucy : so you found it and gave it to him , and now livvie 's turned him back into a vampire ? rafe : not exactly . [ scene_break ] livvie : come on , do it , caleb . make love to me . caleb : now ? livvie : yeah , right now . alison : i do n't mean to interrupt , but i 'm only two feet away . do you think maybe you could take it outside ? you 're sort of making me sick . livvie : yeah . but we 're not going far . caleb : olivia -- livvie : oh , god . i ca n't get you out of my mind . come on , caleb . do it . caleb : you like it even more with alison around , do n't you ? livvie : forget about her . just do it . [ scene_break ] karen : what are you doing ? kevin : what does it look like ? karen : you 've been stabbed , kevin . you know that you 're not ready to be released yet . kevin : well , thank you for your opinion , but i 'm checking myself out against medical advice . karen : well , then you 're an idiot . you could reopen your wound and start bleeding again . kevin : oh , if that happens , i 'll call you , and you 'll just come patch me up . karen : oh , really ? what makes you think i 'll come ? kevin : you 're a doctor . you wo n't be able to stop yourself . karen : i 'll help you if you stay here and act like a reasonable adult . kevin : then i 'll take my chances . karen : ahem . you did n't think i 'd let you leave here with this , did you ? kevin : i told you that was none of your business . karen : wrong . you 're my patient , and you 're leaving here to get more of this , are n't you ? [ scene_break ] joshua : there 's something going on . i do n't know what it is , but i can feel it in my bones . frank : we 've got everybody on it , joshua . if anybody sees the slayer or caleb or livvie , we 'll hear about it . joshua : i want you back out there . frank : we 've already -- joshua : do n't argue with me . i want you out there , and i do n't want you to come back until you find something . do you understand ? amanda : joshua , i 'm feeling a bit lonely . joshua : you may go , franklin . i 'm so glad you 're here , amanda . you belong here -- here with your family . amanda : but , you know , losing my granddaughter , i just feel a little bit lost . ooh . reese : push off , lady . watch where you 're going , all right ? joshua : are you all right , my dear ? amanda : that girl is so rude . joshua : come . join me over here . casey : come on . just come with me . it 'll do you both good . jamal : casey , i told you no already . casey : ok , look , jamal , you 're still hurting , so is jack , all right ? you guys both lost someone you really love . jamal : look , casey , jack needs a lot more help than i can give him right now . plus , we already had it out about him working at this place . casey : so you guys had a disagreement . big deal . all right , you guys are way tighter than this . jamal : casey -- casey : you need to talk to him . jamal : would you stop ? jack : hey , what 's going on ? casey : you two , stuff to talk about . [ scene_break ] livvie : you know exactly how to do it . caleb : like this ? livvie : yeah . yes . please , caleb , just do it . caleb : in front of alison and the queen of england if that 's what you want . livvie : wait a minute . what did you just say ? caleb : you want me to prove something to you , to alison , fine . no problem . i get it . livvie : wait . you do n't think i just wanted you and needed you to make love to me ? caleb : `` needed `` would be a good word . livvie : no , no , please . just do n't do me any favors . caleb : hey . hey . relax . i love you . this thing with alison is ridiculous . livvie : so now i 'm ridiculous , too ? caleb : i can not even believe we 're having this argument . livvie : yeah , well , guess what -- i could n't believe that the two of you talked about that song you wrote together . and i ca n't believe the way you looked -- alison : i 've really had about enough of this . i 'm kind of sick of it . livvie : well , i think you should stay out of it . alison : hey , do n't go blaming me just because he wo n't sleep with you . [ scene_break ] jack : look , you can think what you want to think about me , but you know how much i cared about alison . jamal : right . that 's why you 're working for the boss vampire , huh ? you think alison would have gone for that ? jack : i 'm not going to apologize for getting a gig in one of the hottest nightclubs this town has ever seen . jamal : no , jack , you might think it 's hot , but to me , standing here looking at you -- i am this close to losing it all over again . amanda : exactly who is that brash , blonde bimbo ? joshua : oh , that 's reese . she 's with the band . i 'll speak to her about her attitude . you know musicians . what can i say ? anyway , amanda , about alison 's memorial service -- amanda : oh , yes , yes . joshua : everything has been arranged . amanda : i am so grateful for your help . joshua : well , it 's helping me also because i really do miss her so much . amanda : oh , i know that you do . now come with me . i want to inform all the others about the arrangements . joshua : oh , of course . amanda : jamal , everyone -- jamal : what are you doing in here with this dude , anyway , mrs. b ? are you ok ? amanda : i 'm doing the best i can under the circumstances , thanks to mr. temple . casey : uh - oh . amanda : i just want to invite all of you to my granddaughter 's memorial service . thanks to mr. temple for arranging things . jamal : wait . joshua ? but alison would have never wanted him anywhere near her funeral . amanda : that 's enough , jamal . i know you have your own ideas , but mr. temple has been very kind to me and arranged everything . he 's become like family to me . jamal : well , maybe we should discuss what kind of family we 're talking about . jack : yeah , maybe we should . casey : not so fast , joshua . joshua : do n't touch me , angel . casey : you know what ? you make me sick , twisting alison 's grandmother 's broken heart like that and turning her into one of you . joshua : well , i 'm sorry , but it does n't happen to be one of your concerns . casey : you really think you can get away with this , huh ? joshua : oh , what are you going to do ? you going to whip up another tornado ? casey : no , i 've got something even better , you know . there 's this story , sodom and gomorrah . you ever hear of that ? a great big pile of salt ? joshua : you do n't have that kind of power , young lady . casey : yeah , neither do you . you 've taken over this town , but you seem to forget that i work for a group of people who do n't give up that easy . so you better believe , joshua , that i am going to be on you like -- joshua : i could crush you . casey : i do n't think so . you do n't scare me . you and i both know that you ca n't touch me . so you know what ? go ahead , throw your little freak show memorial . i 'm going to be sure that nobody goes to that -- ricky : hey , hey , hey . that 's not a good idea , case . casey : ricky , you know , i can take care of myself . ricky : yeah , i know all about your rock ' n ' roll angel wings , all right ? but that does n't mean that you should go messing with mr . dawn of the dead . casey : i did n't know that you still cared what i did . ricky : and i did n't know that angels lied . of course i care . you know i care . amanda : i 'm lucky to have someone with joshua 's talents looking after me . jack : well , i bet you he 's looking after your bank account , mrs. barrington , your whole estate . amanda : i trust joshua with everything , including alison 's memorial . and i 'm sure if my granddaughter were here , she would say the same thing and feel the same way . jack : alison would never forgive us if it went down like this . jamal : no , do n't even worry about it . ok ? alison -- she 's going to get the memorial she would have wanted . jack : count me in . jamal : what ? and get your boss all riled up ? you 're going to go against joshua ? jack : that 's what it looks like , does n't it ? [ scene_break ] ian : it 's very dangerous what you 're doing , keeping this from caleb . lucy : obviously , you know that if caleb finds out you have livvie 's antidote -- come on , cousin . rafe : joshua 's bad enough , all right . i do n't want caleb to get his fangs back just in time to start an all - out war of vampires . ian : ok , fine , fine . so what do we do now ? rafe : let me take care of that . you take this . lucy : wait , wait . no , no , wait a minute . let 's think about this . why do n't you just get rid of the thing ? rafe : because if alison is ever alone with caleb -- ian : he can use it as a bargaining chip . lucy : right . exchange alison for the antidote . ian : so you 're fine with this ? you 're willing to have caleb be restored ? caleb : well , if it 's ever a matter of alison staying alive -- yeah , in a heartbeat . [ scene_break ] livvie : would you just get out of my face , alison ? what caleb and i do is none of your business . alison : oh , no , i think you made it my business when you both started moaning and groaning all over each other . caleb : hey , both of you , knock it off , all right ? alison : do you really think that i would be that stupid to have an affair with him right under your nose ? livvie : oh , i know how you work it with your hair and your smile . you 're so sweet on the outside , but always twisting every man around your little finger . alison : oh , so now i 'm the one who 's manipulative ? caleb : no , this is -- livvie : would you just stay out of this , caleb ? caleb : i am out of it ! i am out of everything . this is driving me crazy . i 'm stuck in this cave with you two . i used to make things happen . i used to be in control . but look at me now . i 'm stuck here doing nothing , just waiting for things to happen . livvie : no , wait . where are you going ? caleb : i 'm going to go take back a little control . livvie : now look what you 've done . [ scene_break ] kevin : give me that . karen : i tested this concoction . no doctor prescribed it for you . kevin : i 'm a doctor , karen , and i can take care of myself . karen : well , you 're not doing a very good job . this is a mind - altering drug , kevin , plus a few other ingredients i ca n't even identify . kevin : like i said , this is none of your business . karen : where did you get this ? kevin : ok , the q and a is over . karen : i know the signs of someone with a problem . i can help you . kevin : karen , i know your intentions are good , but it 's not what you think . that medication does n't even make me high . karen : do you hear yourself ? you sound like a hardcore addict . kevin : well , i 'm not an addict , and i do n't need your help . you going to give me that or not ? karen : no . kevin : ok . fine . i have more at home . for pete 's sake , why do n't you just come inside ? elizabeth : i was just worried about you after your accident . kevin : really ? do n't you mean , after you stabbed me ? [ scene_break ] lucy : so this is easy , right ? all you have to do is stop joshua , stop livvie from biting caleb , and stop caleb from becoming a vampire again . cousin , this is great . you can do this . rafe : and then there 's the two of you . how you feel ? lucy : i 'm good . i mean , i got this doctor person here that keeps telling me what to do . he 's bossing and giving me transfusions and stuff , but he 's right . i hate that . i feel better . so -- rafe : what about you ? ian : well , you mean other than being a vampire ? i do n't even like saying the word . ok , i guess . rafe : hang in there , all right ? ian : yeah . anything i can do to help you ? rafe : actually , i need a steady blood supply for livvie . ian : whatever you need , i 'll take care of it . let me have that . rafe : thanks . lucy : yeah , i guess you need that blood supply for livvie . i 'm sure her willpower is n't quite as good as this one here , huh ? would you please , please , please be careful , cousin , ok ? rafe : all right . lucy : ok . rafe : do n't worry . lucy : call me later . ian : come on . jack : rafe , hey . hold up , man . rafe : hi . jack : dude , we heard about alison . are you ok ? rafe : yeah . you know , i 'm holding up . jamal : how could you let this happen ? you should have been watching and protecting her . rafe : jamal , i 'm already blaming myself , all right ? jamal : do n't yell at me . do n't yell at me , and i do n't care . jack : guys , look , we need to be talking about joshua right now . jamal : what about him ? jack : he 's planning alison 's memorial service . rafe : he what ? what ? like he 's got some kind of claim over her ? jamal : we want our own service with her friends and family . jack : yeah . jamal : done our way . jack : is that cool with you ? rafe : yeah . yeah , that 's great . that 's exactly what i want , but , you know , right now i really got to get somewhere . jamal : you do n't get it . we want this service now . as in tonight . [ scene_break ] livvie : are you happy now ? i 'm stuck in here with you while caleb is out doing god knows what because of you . alison : hey . look who looks like the jealous girlfriend . i do n't even want caleb . livvie : i know what i saw , alison . that whole thing with the song the two of you wrote together . are you kidding me ? alison : oh , my god . right . this is the part where you think that i 'm crazy and manipulative and scheming and everything else , right ? livvie : you are . alison : no , i 'm not . this is n't even about me . this is about you and you not being able to give caleb what he needs . livvie : you think you can ? alison : do n't twist this around . i am not the bad guy here . you are just upset because you ca n't bite him , and you 're taking it out on me , as usual , and you 're being completely irrational . livvie : you know , i am sick and tired of every time -- alison : back off . do n't ruin this like you ruin everything else . livvie : would you keep your mouth shut before i shut it for you ? alison : what are you going to do ? you going to bite me ? livvie : rafe has n't made it back with the blood yet , and i am very hungry . alison : you just stay away from me , ok ? livvie : and besides , everyone already thinks you 're dead and i killed you , so why do n't i just make it true ? [ scene_break ] casey : yeah , i 've got to get going , ricky . but thanks again for trying to watch my back . ricky : you know i 'm never going to stop caring about you . casey : i know . i -- ricky : but what ? come on , casey , say it . casey : i just -- reese : that 's it . i 'm sick of this dump . did anyone see where jack and jamal went ? casey : not a clue , reese , but you know what ? you gave me a great idea . we should go track them down . ricky : come on , casey -- reese : well , come on , then . what are we waiting for ? casey : you want to come with us ? ricky : no , i -- i got some stuff i need to take care of here . casey : ok . ricky : joshua . joshua : unlucky in love , ricky ? do you want to talk about it ? ricky : why do n't you just stay out of my personal life , huh ? joshua : you strike me as a very ambitious young man . that 's one of the things that i really like about you . ricky : yeah , well , i still got some big dreams for this band if we could just focus . joshua : well , you see , i really would like to focus and take this band to the heights where you see it , but i 've got this angel that keeps looking over my shoulder . ricky : so , what does that have to do with me ? joshua : you 're a smart kid . how would you make an angel fall ? think about it . ricky : sounds like you 're asking me to -- joshua : no . all i said was think about it . ricky : you want me to sleep with casey so that she 'll get yanked back upstairs . joshua : i have mucho confidence in you , ricardo . joshua : ricky will take care of casey . frank will take care of caleb . so i have two less weights hanging around my neck . caleb : you looking for me ? stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] frank : who puts a funeral service off for someone they love ? caleb : we both know you have an antidote , and you 're going to give it to me . livvie : everyone already thinks i killed you . alison : that is the last time you will threaten me with that .
casey puts a stop to the kiss and tries to just be a friend to the grieving jamal . joshua warns jack to be more conscientious about getting to work on time and not disappointing him again . joshua is intrigued by frank 's news that neither caleb , livvie , nor rafe can be located . amanda has an unpleasant encounter with a `` brash blonde bimbo `` named reese . after being put on the spot , rafe admits to ian and lucy that he faked alison 's death . ian and lucy are stunned to hear about rafe and alison 's current living arrangements . after karen finds kevin preparing to check himself out of the hospital , she confronts him about the strange drug she found in the syringe in his pocket . disguised with a scarf and dark glasses , elizabeth repeatedly walks past kevin 's room until he tells her to come in . casey forces jamal to talk to jack . when amanda invites jack and jamal to the memorial service for alison that joshua arranged , the guys take her aside to try to talk her out of this , but she insists that alison would have wanted it this way . ian agrees to supply rafe with blood for livvie . rafe gives ian the antidote for safekeeping . having decided to hold their own memorial service for alison , jack and jamal approach rafe about it , unaware that frank is watching . when olivia begs caleb to make love to her right now , caleb makes the mistake of mentioning the point she 's trying to make . olivia is angry with caleb for writing a song with alison , who confronts her about her unfounded jealousy . unable to stop the imminent cat fight , caleb leaves in exasperation , and olivia blames alison for his departure . she threatens to make the rumors true by killing alison . joshua suggests that ricky sleep with casey to get her sent back to heaven . caleb tries to strangle joshua .
elizabeth : it was an accident . i just went crazy for a while . but you 're better now . that 's good . kevin : i 'm fine . in fact , i was just about to go home . elizabeth : i really was worried about you . karen : ok , are you guys sick ? she could 've killed you . elizabeth : no . i was just very upset about my daughter . karen : we 're all upset about alison , but you do n't see anybody else stabbing people with a letter - opener . kevin : karen , calm down . karen : `` calm down `` ? you 're going to let her get away with this ? kevin : well , i understand what she 's going through . i feel like i 've lost my daughter , too . elizabeth : thank you . kevin : you know , actually , i 'm glad you 're here . i was just about to call a cab . elizabeth : no , no , no , i 'll take you home . but there is going to be a memorial service in the park for alison , and i 'd really like if you 'll come with me . kevin : oh , i 'm not sure i 'd be too welcome . elizabeth : no , please , for me . i do n't want to go alone . kevin : then let 's go . karen : wait a minute here . do you realize what you 're doing ? kevin : yes . i 'm leaving . karen : yeah , with the woman who stabbed you because your daughter killed her daughter . that is really sick ! kevin : no , it 's like i told you before , it 's just port charles . [ scene_break ] rafe : ahem . so , you want to have alison 's memorial service tonight ? jack : well , we really did n't see any reason to wait . rafe : are n't there a lot of arrangements to make ? jamal : yeah , well , you know , alison never really cared about all that formal stuff . she really cared about the people in her life . jack : rafe , we thought we 'd just have some kind of small gathering here in the park . jamal : yeah , we made some calls on the way over here , since you 've been missing in action and all , so -- jack : nothing 's really planned yet . i mean , it 's totally up to you . jamal : look , we just want to do it our way , ok ? we want to have our own service for family and friends , that 's it . rafe : i got you . jamal : ok , good . then we can take care of whatever memorial service joshua had planned . jack : i think i know what 's going on here . hey , man , if you 're not ready to do this , that 's totally cool with us . we can -- rafe : oh . yeah . i guess i 'm not ready , really ready to say goodbye , you know ? jack : we understand . frank : i 'm not sure i do . who puts a funeral service off for someone they love ? what am i missing ? [ scene_break ] alison : you need to stay away from me . livvie : the problem is if i bit you , i would kill you , would n't i ? alison : livvie -- livvie : oh , wait , that really is n't a problem at all because everyone already thinks i killed you . alison : that is the last time you will threaten me with that . [ scene_break ] caleb : i thought you 'd be choked up to see me , but this is ridiculous . what 's the matter ? you ca n't fight your own fights ? caleb : i figured you 'd be looking for me . i just wanted to save you the trouble . joshua : that was quite an entrance . then again , you never had much class . caleb : yeah , what do you say we knock off the pleasantries . you know why i 'm here . joshua : i 'm more curious as to know where you came from . you and i had a deal . your stupid girlfriend , livvie , ruined it . caleb : yeah , alison 's death . that was most unfortunate . joshua : unfortunate ? caleb : well , olivia always was an impulsive one . joshua : and you 'd better watch your neck because your life 's getting shorter by the minute . caleb : we both know you have an antidote , and you 're going to give it to me . joshua : huh , mortality has n't humbled you one tiny little bit , has it ? maybe dying tonight will . caleb : i got a better idea . why do n't i wring your neck until you give me the antidote . joshua : you cocky son of a -- [ joshua screams ] [ scene_break ] reese : so , what did jamal 's message say ? did he say why jack too off on me like that ? casey : oh , they wanted to set up a memorial service for alison , here , tonight . reese : oh , right , so if i want to see jack , i have to hang around here ? casey : girl , you can do whatever you want . but jamal asked me to stay here and wait for some flowers , so that 's what i 'm going to do . reese : yeah , all right . casey : `` yeah , all right , `` what ? reese : i 'll help . casey : i thought you did n't like alison . reese : do n't start handing me any medals . i 'm only trying to score some points with jack , ok ? casey : hey . hi , ricky . ricky : hey , i got your message . what can i do ? casey : nothing . i 'm just waiting for some flowers , yeah . ricky : all right , well , then i 'll wait here with you . casey : thanks . so what did you have to talk to joshua about ? ricky : what are you talking about ? casey : i mean , that 's why you stayed over after at the club , right , to talk to joshua ? ricky : yeah , but joshua and i , we talk all the time . casey : huh . that 's cool . you ai n't got to tell me . reese : casey , they 're here ! joshua 's voice : i really would like to focus on taking this band to the heights where you see it , but i 've got this angel that keeps looking over my shoulder . ricky : you want me to sleep with casey -- so that she 'll get yanked back upstairs . joshua : i have mucho confidence in you , ricardo . [ scene_break ] rafe : what i do and do n't do for alison is really none of your business . frank : not your typical grieving widower , are you ? rafe : you want to see me upset ? keep pushing , cause i owe you one , anyway . frank : tough words , but still , not a lot of emotion . jamal : frank , why do n't you get the hell out of here . it 's because of bloodsuckers like you that alison 's even dead . now if you say another word about her , i 'm going to tear your head off right here , right now . do n't push me . frank : now jamal is acting like a man who 's lost someone he loves . he 's intense . jamal : you have no idea . jack : come on , frank , just get out of here , all right ? frank : and they want to say a proper goodbye . but not you . rafe : why would i share my grief with you , your kind ? you feed on people 's misery . frank : so you 're not mourning alison to spite us ? rafe : know what , i do n't care what you think of me . ok ? so get out of here ! before i stick a stake right through your heart . jack : look -- hey , look at me . just let us know when you want to plan something for alison . rafe : now . you were right . yeah , let 's do it tonight . jack : whoa , whoa , whoa , are you sure ? rafe : ahah . yeah , i 'm sure . i mean , it 's what everyone needs , right ? i know i need it . i definitely need it . i just do n't know if i 'm ever going to really -- really be able to say goodbye . but you know what , i 'm going to have to try , right ? jack : ok , then . that 's fine . we were thinking maybe by the fountain . jamal : yeah , we made a few calls to people , but there 's still some more people we can call . rafe : the fountain ? jamal : yeah . rafe : ok , well , i 'll -- i 'll be right there . jamal : ok , cool . rafe : thanks , guys , for , you know , planning this whole thing . it 's nice . jamal : no worries . jack : hey -- jamal : it 's what alison would 've wanted , right ? do n't you think ? rafe : yeah . jack : we 're here , man . let 's go . jamal : all right . rafe : ok . just hang in there , livvie . just hang in there . [ scene_break ] livvie : i ca n't believe you just did that . alison : yeah , well , you need to get over it , because i 'm so sick of you threatening to kill me every single time you get insecure . livvie : well , i can make it more than a threat . alison : oh , no , you would n't kill me because you would know that you 'd be as good as dead . livvie : you think i care about rafe ? alison : no , but you do care about what caleb might think . livvie : you think he cares about you ? alison : oh , god . you know , you just need to stop . caleb and i , we have no interest in each other except bringing down joshua . livvie : oh , yeah , another one of your admirers . you think everyone is after you , right , alison ? alison : you think i want any of this ? i do n't . all i want to be with is rafe , and all you want to be with is caleb . you have to forget about how we feel about each other and remember that joshua is the enemy . and if you and i are going to work together , try and win this war on bringing down joshua , then we need to find a way to work together and to be able to trust each other . [ livvie groans ] alison : you ok ? livvie : no . alison : you really need to feed , do n't you ? livvie : what happened to rafe ? i mean , why 's -- why 's he taking so long ? where 's caleb ? alison : i do n't know , i do n't know . livvie : you know what , i ca n't wait any longer . i have to feed . alison : no , you 'll kill someone if you do . livvie : i 'm just going to go to the hospital blood bank . alison : no , you ca n't . it 's way too far . livvie : alison , i do n't care . i -- i ca n't wait . i have to feed . alison : well , i ca n't let you go alone . look , i 'm coming with you . livvie : so much for trust . [ scene_break ] [ joshua screams ] caleb : oh , acid in the face . ouch , that 's -- that 's got to hurt . joshua : ah ! caleb : it 's not lethal , but sure feels that way , does n't it ? it 's an old slayer trick used to distract vampires so they can drive a stake through your heart . joshua : get me water ! get me anything ! get me something ! ah ! caleb : you give me the antidote , i 'll give you anything you want . otherwise , i 've got some very creative ways to torture you . joshua : get him ! get him ! caleb : oh , come on , fellas , you do n't want to end up like your boss , do you ? well , just two against one . ought to be a fun fight . joshua : what are you waiting for ? get him ! [ scene_break ] elizabeth : i thought we were going straight to the park . kevin : oh , we are . i just need to get something first . elizabeth : ok . kevin : you ok ? elizabeth : yeah . i should be asking you that , under the circumstances . kevin : well , as you can see , i 'll live . elizabeth : no thanks to me . i 'm so sorry . kevin : look , you already apologized . you wanted to hurt someone for hurting alison . livvie was n't here and i was the next best target . elizabeth : you make that sound so logical . kevin : we all have regrets . hey , i have a lifetime of them . elizabeth : why did you let her go ? kevin : livvie ? [ kevin sighs ] kevin : i was n't going to at first . i was going to punish her for what she did to alison . but when the time came -- elizabeth : she 's your daughter . kevin : yeah . whatever she 's become , she 's still my daughter . and i have a screaming headache . there 's some aspirin in the bathroom . would you mind ? elizabeth : oh , sure . ok . kevin : should n't be too hard to find . it 's right you know , there . yeah , in the front . elizabeth : ok , i take that back , i ca n't find it . kevin , what are you doing ? [ scene_break ] ricky : hey . casey : hey . this is nice . ricky : yeah . casey : no one even noticed or cared when i checked out . ricky : if i would 've known you back then , i would 've cared . casey : oh . i 'm not complaining or looking for any sympathy . i 'm just saying -- ricky : no , i know , i know . all i 'm saying is that nobody really got a chance to know you back then , not like we have now . casey : yeah . just kind of bums me out , you know , how i wasted my life . but then i think about now , about being a guardian angel and how -- how i just have this purpose and everything . how it used to feel , at least . felt good . ricky : you ever think about what it 'd be like to , you know , not be a guardian angel ? casey : what , you mean falling from grace , getting sent back up ? ricky : yeah . casey : it would suck . it would mean that i busted big time here and i let everybody down . yeah , it would suck . ricky : so what would it take ? i mean , you 've already had a few slipups , right ? casey : yeah , but i have n't messed up on my assignment . ricky : watching over me . casey : yeah . as long as i do that job , i should be ok . i mean , just ca n't lose focus , got to think straight . and the moment it seems like i 'm doing more screwing - up and harm than i am helping , then they would yank me up so fast , my head will spin . ricky : that 's why you ca n't , you know -- casey : mess around with you ? ricky : mm - hmm . casey : yeah . that would definitely be a one - way ticket back up . and everyone knows i ca n't think straight if that happens . so even if i were tempted -- which i 'm not saying that i am -- you know , it 's just not going to happen . ricky : right . casey : right . casey : all this trouble for someone who 's not really dead , huh ? rafe : yeah , i know . wait a minute . how 'd you know that ? oh , yeah . you have higher knowledge . i almost forget what that 's like sometimes . look , i hate this , all right ? casey : so there 's no other way , huh ? rafe : you know , either they deal with a little pain now or alison might really end up dead . if there were another way , i 'd take it . casey : well , you know what ? i hope you got someone good on your corner for this one . rafe : you do n't want to know . [ scene_break ] joshua : take him out of here and kill him painfully . caleb : why do n't you do it yourself ? what are you afraid of ? joshua : i have people to do my work . caleb : yeah , because you ca n't . you 'll never beat me , joshua , never ! joshua : take him out . woman : it 's true ! you 're back ! we knew you were here . caleb : yeah . it 's me , in the flesh . pleasure to meet you . woman : ooh . were we interrupting something ? caleb : i do n't know . joshua , you -- you want to tell the young lady what was going on ? [ scene_break ] kevin : boy , i 'm sorry . you really were n't supposed to see that . elizabeth : see what ? kevin : that 's , uh -- that 's a pain killer for -- the pain . i did n't want to make you feel any worse than you already did . elizabeth : oh , my god , you are so remarkable -- kevin : hmm -- elizabeth : thinking about me after i did that to you . kevin : no , not so remarkable , really . i 'm just a survivor . elizabeth : do you want me to help you . kevin : no . no , but it 'll only take me a minute . why do n't you wait in the car . elizabeth : ok . kevin : ok . i 'll be right out . [ door closes ] kevin : no . no , kevin , you can do this . kevin : ok , just one more . just -- just a little . [ scene_break ] jamal : you guys , you want to come over here so we can -- there 's supposed to be a few more people coming , but i thought it was best if we got started so everyone that wanted to share something about alison could get a chance to talk . so , um -- rafe : this is really difficult , for reasons you ca n't even imagine . um -- see , alison -- her friends meant a lot to her . all right , she opened her heart to all of us . and if there 's one thing i know about her , she hated more than anything else seeing her friends in pain and -- and seeing them in -- i ca n't -- i ca n't do this . jamal : i know what rafe was trying to say . he 's trying to say that it 's pretty hard , you know , to remember alison without immediately thinking of how much she cared for other people . so i thought it would be a good idea if we all shared some nice memories about her . alison : we 're almost to g.h . , ok ? livvie : what , you still think i 'm going to bite someone ? jamal : so tonight , let 's not think about how we lost alison . we should think about what we gained from her . because i know personally that alison , whoever she touched , she made into a better person . she really was the truest friend anyone could have . [ scene_break ] caleb : go on , joshua . why do n't you tell the people what 's going on ? woman : ooh . what happened ? joshua : i had an acid peel . i 'm fine . caleb : joshua 's not always prepared to be on camera . maybe i could help you . woman : great ! ok , for starters , why 'd you leave the band ? caleb : creative differences . but there 's no hard feelings , is there ? joshua : of course not . woman : so , where have you been all this time ? what have you been doing ? caleb : to be honest with you , i was n't really prepared to give an interview , and i have someplace i need to be . woman : ok . well , can we schedule one later ? caleb : oh , absolutely . i 'll have someone call you . woman : great . caleb : you thought you were untouchable , but you 're not . enjoy your time on top . it wo n't last . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] kevin : sorry to interrupt your mourning . could you tell us where the memorial service is ? alison : i 'm so sick of you ordering me around . caleb : get used to it . alison : oh , really ? what are you going to do , you going to kiss me like you did last time to shut me up , huh ? livvie : what ?
karen is appalled by the friendly exchange between kevin and the woman who stabbed him . kevin agrees to accompany elizabeth to alison 's memorial service at the park , but he needs to stop by the lighthouse first . jamal harasses rafe for not protecting alison . when rafe indicates that he is n't ready for a memorial service , frank comes out of hiding and accuses him of not acting much like a grieving man . after getting rid of frank , rafe agrees that it 's time for a memorial service for alison . tired of olivia 's threats , alison takes her life into her hands and slaps the vampire . she 's sick of being threatened every time olivia feels insecure . when olivia 's blood hunger intensifies , she and alison set out for the blood bank . caleb tries to wring joshua 's neck . joshua refuses to hand over the antidote . after provoking joshua into attack , caleb throws acid on his enemy 's face . caleb fends off joshua 's goons just as the vh1 crew makes a surprise stop at the elixir . hoping to score points with jack , reese helps with flowers . ricky pumps casey for information about what would get her relieved of her duties . rafe is surprised to hear that casey knows the truth about alison . as jamal speaks at the service , alison and olivia pass by and hear his voice . elizabeth catches kevin with his wonder drug , which he claims is a painkiller for his stab wound . after sending her out to the car , kevin struggles with himself but eventually gives in and gives himself an injection .
joshua 's voice : let me get rid of her . that woman will be the death of you . even her crazy father warned you . look at her now . she 's doing all of this for your benefit . caleb : she means nothing to me . get out , joshua . get out . joshua : you never should have been a vampire , much less a ruler . caleb : well , even now i could still crush you like a bug . joshua : what are you talking about ? caleb : let 's do this . you and me , once and for all . joshua : you , a mere mortal ? caleb : well , maybe you do n't got the guts . joshua : i 've never walked away from a challenge , and for that you 'll be sorry . you 'll be truly sorry . caleb : you looking for me ? joshua : mortality has n't humbled you one tiny little bit , has it ? maybe dieing will . caleb : i got a better idea . why do n't i wring your neck until you give me the antidote . joshua : you cocky son of a -- [ joshua screams ] joshua : that pathetic mortal disrespected me in my own place . man : sorry we messed up , boss . joshua : he just waltzed in here and threw acid in my face . why bother having guards ? why do n't i have girl scouts to protect me ? man : it wo n't happen again . joshua : you 're right , it wo n't happen again . i 've been far too generous . no more mr. nice guy . i 'm going to teach you and the people of this town a lesson , a lesson you wo n't forget . then you 'll remember who 's in charge ! [ scene_break ] ian : jeez . you all right ? i wish you 'd stayed home . you have n't been out of the hospital that long . lucy : no , i 'm fine . i -- stop , ok , with the business about the hospitals . i 'm fine . i do n't want to hear any more of that talk , ok ? ian : i 'm worried about you . lucy : i know that . i know , and i appreciate it . i 'm more worried about alison right now , ok ? ian : it 's not the perfect solution , but if everyone thinks she 's dead , then your cousin can keep her safe . lucy : so we go to this memorial service and -- can you cry buckets , and then everybody will think nothing 's fishy ? ian : what are you talking -- you know what we should do ? i should tell these guys that you 're at home , overcome with grief , that you 're at home in bed where you should be . lucy : can i give you a little helpful hint ? ian : sure . lucy : if you want to woo a lass , when you tell her to go to bed , it should be a little sexy proposition instead of just `` go on and get in bed , `` you know what i mean ? i 'm fine . i feel fine , do n't i ? do n't i feel fine ? ian : you feel great . `` woo a lass ? `` come here . what are you talking about ? kevin : so sorry to interrupt your mourning . could you tell us where the memorial service is ? [ scene_break ] alison : this is so weird . i mean , i 'm watching my own funeral . livvie : if joshua finds out you 've got a pulse , it 'll be your funeral for real . jamal : alison , she was somebody really , really special . she actually taught me how to be a really good friend . she also -- i used to call her `` spunky `` when she was stubborn , so , you know , that was most of the time . but i 'm glad she was stubborn because she hung in there with me . and i learned how good people could be . alison : look at jack and jamal . i ca n't do this . livvie : alison , they 'll get over it . alison : no , this is way too cruel . i ca n't do -- livvie : no , if you blow your cover , you 'll really give them something to cry about . alison : listen , i ca n't do this . livvie : where are you going ? what are you doing ? alison : i 've got to put an end to this . stop it ! livvie : get down , get down ! caleb : sorry , alison . sometimes you got to hurt the ones you love . [ scene_break ] lucy : elizabeth , what are you doing here with kevin ? kevin : relax , lucy , it 's not a date . we 're just going to alison 's memorial . ian : she stabbed you . she put you in the hospital . elizabeth : it actually was an accident . ian : oh . lucy : i do n't think you accidentally stab anybody . elizabeth : well , we 've decided to dwell on the future , not on the past , so -- kevin : i 'm surprised that you would , lucy . i mean , it 's so negative . i guess we could rub a crystal ball or something . ian : maybe what needs to be rubbed is your face in the dirt . lucy : no , no , no -- ian : what ? what ? lucy : no , no . come on , he 's not worth it . kevin : excuse me , are n't you the one who 's shacking up with a vampire ? elizabeth : oh , no , please , could we just stop all this ? i 'm going tonight to say goodbye to my daughter . which , lucy , leads me to ask you -- i just wonder if you could you give me some insight as to what was happening while my daughter was getting her life sucked out . i mean , are n't you a slayer ? where were you ? kevin : let 's go . lucy : you know what , she is right . i mean , i should have protected alison . ian : she 's not really dead , you know . lucy : i know that . but we would n't be having this farce of a memorial service if i had -- ian : damn it , lucy ! lucy : if i had taken care of her , i would n't -- ian : no ! stop ! i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . lucy : it 's ok . i love you and i know you love me , and i know you 're worried about me , so it 's ok . are you ok ? ian : i should n't let him get to me like that . lucy : no , kevin -- it does n't matter . i think it 's more than that . you have been very busy taking care of me , and maybe i need to take care of you a little . you 're exhausted and you 're hungry , and -- ian : i 'm fine . lucy : you sure ? ian : sure . lucy : ok . i 'm sure glad we have each other . ian : yeah . let 's go pay our respects . lucy : right . [ scene_break ] caleb : you two are both supposed to be in the catacombs . what part of `` stay put `` did n't you understand ? alison : well , i am so sorry . livvie needed some supplies , she had to get the blood . rafe did n't come back . he was supposed to go get it . livvie : yeah , because he 's at your phony funeral . caleb : enough , enough ! i 'm taking you both back to where it 's safe . let 's go . alison : no , i 'm not hiding anymore . caleb : hey , do you think this is fun for any of us ? livvie : and do you think i like spending 24/7 with you ? caleb : enough . alison : shut up . caleb : stop . let 's get out of here . let 's go . alison : no , no ! look , it was one thing -- it was one thing hiding and not knowing what 's going on , and then it was another thing to watch jack and jamal and everybody else just sit here upset and grieving -- caleb : alison , snap -- snap out of it ! your life is in danger . alison : oh , i 'm supposed to just sit here calmly , watching my own funeral ? is that it ? livvie : shh ! caleb : it 's better than watching your wedding ceremony to joshua , is n't it ? lucy : hey , you . you ok ? ian : where 's alison ? rafe : well , i hate leaving her with caleb and livvie , but we just have to make sure that joshua thinks she 's really dead so he stops stalking her . lucy : right , so look really weepy . here , use it . jack : when i first came to town , things were kind of tough , and alison was always inviting me over for dinner . she said she wanted to try out her new recipes , but i think she was just trying to make sure i got a hot meal . i 'm -- i 'm really going to miss her . alison : look , my grandmother has been turned and all my friends are grieving . livvie : who cares ? would you stop complaining ? caleb : hey , we are all going back to the cave . now , move it , alison ! alison : no , i 'm -- no , i 'm so sick of you ordering me around ! i 'm done . caleb : hey , get used to it . alison : really ? what are you going to do ? are you going to kiss me like you did last time to shut me up , huh ? livvie : what ? caleb : hey -- alison : shut up . ricky : did you guys hear that ? alison : shut up livvie : you kissed her ? caleb : listen , be quiet . alison : oh , great . livvie : no , not until you explain to me what happened . caleb : i do n't have time . i will explain later . all of us , let 's get out of here now . livvie : no , i am not going anywhere . caleb : livvie , livvie -- get out of here . elizabeth : oh , my god , there she is ! you murderer ! murderer ! elizabeth : i ca n't believe you had the nerve to show your face here ! you killed my daughter ! kevin : elizabeth , stop it ! livvie , are you all right ? livvie : no ! ricky : all right . dude , she 's a vampire . that boat 's already sailed . livvie : daddy ? kevin : i 'll take you home . i 'll take you -- livvie : no ! god , get off of me ! rafe : back off , back off ! everybody , stop ! i 'll take care of livvie . jamal : alison 's dead , and joshua 's turning this town into vampire central . casey : no , no , let the slayer handle this , jamal . you are not equipped to take down a biter . jamal : what , and he is ? casey : yes , he is . ian : this is getting pretty ugly . lucy : very ugly . i guess somebody 's got to do something , and it 's got to be me . aah ! casey : oh , my god , lucy ! ian : it 's ok , she 's overcome with grief , that 's all . reese : maybe we should throw some water on her . ian : no , i 'll take care of her . jamal : well , livvie 's getting away ! rafe : jamal , let her go ! she 's not worth dying for . elizabeth : no , somebody has got to go after her ! rafe : everybody stop , all right ? she murdered the love of my life . this is my kill . kevin : leave her alone ! no -- elizabeth : no , i thought that you realized what a horrible monster your daughter 's become ! kevin : and i thought you understood that both of our daughters are victims . elizabeth : you -- ian : it 's all right . reese : well , that went well . casey : this is so not what alison was about . [ scene_break ] jamal : well , i did it . i said all the words . i said goodbye , ali . it 's so damn hard to believe i 'm never going to see you again . we did have some good times , though , did n't we ? alison : surprise ! oh ! oh ! oh , gosh ! jamal : so , you want me to be in the wedding , like , walk down the aisle , the whole nine yards ? alison : well , it would n't be my wedding unless you were there . jamal : so what do we do , shoot some hoops ? order a pizza ? golf ? jack : basketball ? box ? alison : yeah , no . most of the time , bridesmaids actually help the bride get ready . hello , i 'm your holly - jolly -- jamal ? i do n't want to get me dirty . jamal : well , you 're going to get it , lady ! alison : i do n't want it ! shut up ! jamal : going to miss you , baby . i 'm really going to miss you . [ scene_break ] alison : put me down ! caleb : listen , stop -- will you stop fighting me ? ow ! ow ! alison : oh , thank you so much . god , i know how much you like people to bite you . i just thought you might like a pinch , too . caleb : hey , why -- ooh , why do i even bother with you ? alison : i really do n't know . all i want to do is be left alone . caleb : oh , really ? and you thought you 'd make things better by telling olivia i kissed you ? alison : it was n't even that kind of a kiss . caleb : i know , and you 're going to tell her that when you see her . you know , i am about this close to turning you over to joshua myself . alison : hey , you know what , you 're barely even human , so i really do n't expect you to understand what i 'm going through . caleb : oh , you want to talk about frustrations . you want to hear about frustrations ? i used to be somebody . i had it all . and look what i am now . i 'm a babysitter for you ! you want to know what 's worst of all ? i have no idea where olivia is right now . alison : well , you probably should n't have left us alone , huh ? caleb : hey ! i was trying to find the antidote for olivia . alison : rafe told you there was no antidote . caleb : [ mocking ] `` rafe told you there was no antidote . `` caleb : [ normal voice ] you know what , i think i liked things better when i was trying to kill that guy . alison : mm - hmm . you know what i think , caleb ? i think you should just admit the real reason why you went to go find joshua . caleb : i just told you why . alison : yeah , mm - hmm . i know what you just told me . but i think that you went to go find joshua to show him who the real boss was . hmm ? i do n't know what it is with you and being a vampire or being a mortal or whatever , but with you guys , all guys in general , y ' all are just a bunch of macho idiots . [ scene_break ] frank 's voice : how could i become a vampire ? joshua : through me , of course . my plans require recruits . those recruits have their certain skills . yours are toughness and fearlessness and a hunger for power , control , and respect . frank : yeah , victor , we 've all been looking forward to this meeting with a passion . karen : so , when were you going to tell me you started gambling again ? frank : i was trying to save this place . it would kill my mom if it went under . karen : well , i have some money put aside . joshua : i never could take no for an answer . frank : yeah . yeah , right . you have my heart . karen : and you 're about to lose your soul . i do n't understand why you need shrouds or fangs ! frank : because they make me feel stronger , ok ? better , like i 'm somebody . frank : you 're a lucky man , victor . believe me , when you wake up , you 'll thank me for this . karen : we could get an offer that 's five times what this place is worth from joshua . frank : it 's business , ok ? just drop it . karen : no , frank . tell me you 're not one of them . you 're a vampire , are n't you ? joshua : how was alison 's ceremony ? any surprises ? frank : rafe , lucy , alison 's mother -- all crying , very emotional . it 's real , boss . joshua : what a pity . we would have been so happy together . frank : is that the list ? joshua : we 've turned all the key people that we need and placed them strategically all over town . frank : so what 's next on the agenda ? joshua : i think we need a few extra bodies on our side . frank : you want me to do some recruiting ? joshua : exactly , frank . i declare tonight open season on humans . [ music plays ] joshua : what say we move on from the champagne to a finer vintage ? [ scene_break ] karen : busy night ? orderly : i have never seen so many d.o.a.s down in the morgue . it 's like an epidemic . frank : karen , i need to speak to you . karen : sorry , i 've got my hands full with patients who all seem to be missing their blood . how could i ever have loved you ? kevin : oh , karen , i think i may have torn a couple of stitches . frank : hey , we 're talking here . karen : no , we 're done . let me take a look at those stitches . at least there 's someone i can help tonight . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : now that alison 's gone , it 's my job as a mother to get revenge on that little monster that killed her . i 'm going to need some silver bullets . ian : that 's not a good idea . elizabeth : or a stake . please , anything . you 've got to help me here . lucy : you know , i 'm not really sure it 's a good idea for elizabeth to be running around with sharp objects . do you know what i 'm saying ? ian : yeah , maybe we should put her out of her misery . what do you think ? lucy : i think yes . elizabeth : you want to kill me ? lucy : well , you know , that is one way to go in all this . ian : lucy -- lucy : sorry . ian : no one 's going to kill anyone . we have something to tell you . lucy : ok , if we do -- ok , you 've got to promise something . you can not -- do you hear me ? you can not say a word of this to anybody . do you understand that ? elizabeth : yeah , what ? just spit it out . lucy : no , no , this is n't a spit - it - out thing . elizabeth , if we tell you , you ca n't blab like you usually do to the whole wide world . elizabeth : please , i lost my daughter . do n't lecture me , just tell me . ian : she 's not dead . elizabeth : what ? what -- what are you talking about ? livvie : listen -- alison is alive . [ scene_break ] caleb : going to joshua was not an ego trip . i was trying to find a cure . alison : no , you were n't , you were n't . you were just trying to go throw your weight around . you were upset because rafe and joshua still have powers and you do n't . face it . that 's it . caleb : and here i thought you were the shy , quiet type . alison : oh , no , no , no , no . see , what 's so stupid about this whole thing is that you have , like , the number one power that everybody wants . caleb : power ? wow , that 's almost funny . i 'm human now ! alison : hello . you 're a rock star . everybody wants to be a rock star . [ caleb gargles ] alison : what does that -- what is that ? what kind of a response is that ? caleb : i do n't know . i 'm losing it . alison : yeah , me , too . caleb : you , too ? alison : thanks , i really needed that bath . that 's exactly -- i appreciate that . thank you . rafe . livvie : sorry to interrupt your little party here . alison : oh , god , rafe . livvie : in case anyone was wondering , i managed to not be lynched by half the town . rafe : yeah , well , you know what , that would n't have happened if you stayed put , which was the plan , as i recall ! livvie : you know what , rafe ? i think you 're yelling at the wrong person here . you might want to talk to your sweet little angel alison . she 's the one who kissed caleb . alison : no , i -- no , i did n't kiss him , he kissed me . rafe : what ? alison : no , it 's not what you think , and stop making this a big thing . rafe : you come near her again -- caleb : what ? what , you going to kill me ? rafe : yeah . because i 've just been waiting for an excuse . [ scene_break ] casey : we should n't be alone tonight . ricky : yeah , casey 's right . reese : where do you want us to hang ? casey : we should just go chill at jamal 's crib . jack : ok . casey : ok . jack : but where is jamal ? [ scene_break ] orderly : john doe number five . rest in peace , buddy . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] ricky : we tried his cell , we tried his house , and we tried the bike shop . casey : nothing . ricky : which means he does n't want to talk . you ca n't find a guy that does n't want to be found . livvie : why do n't you just tell me the truth ? are you and alison sleeping together ?
angry about the way caleb treated him in his own club , joshua vows to teach everyone in town a lesson . ian and lucy hope they can keep up the pretense of mourning someone who is n't really dead . elizabeth blames lucy for not protecting her daughter . alison ca n't handle seeing her loved ones grieve over her . she 's determined to let them know the truth , but caleb stops her . alison spills the beans to olivia about the kiss caleb planted on her . this leads to olivia taking a tumble out into the open , where the grief - stricken elizabeth and jamal are ready to attack . claiming the sole right to avenge alison , rafe intervenes and surreptitiously gives her the chance to get away before chasing after her . jamal goes off alone to grieve his `` spunky . `` caleb carries alison back to the catacombs , where she accuses him and all other males of being macho idiots . after the memorial service , frank reports to joshua that everyone was truly in mourning . joshua informs frank that all the key people have been turned . since they need a few more bodies , joshua declares tonight to be open season on humans . karen learns that several doa 's have come into the morgue drained of blood . frank wants to talk to karen , but she does n't want anything to do with him . when kevin returns to the hospital , karen agrees to redo a few of his stitches . since elizabeth is so determined to kill olivia , ian and lucy decide to tell her the truth . the argument between caleb and alison turns silly when caleb gargles some water in response to something she says . they start laughing and having a good time until rafe and olivia return . olivia informs rafe that alison kissed caleb . jack and the others make plans to hang out at jamal 's place , but jamal is nowhere to be found . when john doe # 5 fights his way out of the body bag , he is revealed to be a confused jamal , who has bite marks on his neck .
elizabeth : i can never thank you enough for trusting me with the truth . lord knows i have n't been the prime example of a good mother -- lucy : no -- elizabeth : but just the thought of alison being dead -- lucy : i know , but -- we understand completely , and we really felt we had to tell you . ian : yeah , but you -- remember , you ca n't tell anyone -- absolutely no one -- elizabeth : oh , no , no -- ian : that she 's still alive . elizabeth : no , i know . i will not breathe a word . lucy : and hopefully you wo n't have to because hopefully this 'll all be over very soon . elizabeth : let 's hope . could you guys do me a favor , though ? will you please tell alison that i love her ? lucy : you know , i think she already knows that . elizabeth : well , i 'm going to go now . i 've taken up enough of your time . it 's getting late . ian : i 'll -- i 'll walk you out . elizabeth : ok . elizabeth : how -- how is she ? how 's lucy doing ? ian : good . you know , she 's better . she 's -- elizabeth : and how about you ? ian : i 'm ok . elizabeth : good . i 'm glad . do n't you just get tired of being so noble ? just do n't you long to give in to the craving ? elizabeth : are you sure you 're all right ? ian : what ? i -- no , i 'm fine . i -- i 'm good . elizabeth : ok . good night . ian : good night . [ ian sighs ] ian : what 's going on with me ? joshua : how are you doing , ricky ? are you ready for the big interview ? you all set for all the cameras , the spotlight ? ricky : joshua , do n't worry about it , ok ? i can handle it . i 'll have that producer forget there ever was a stephen clay , all right ? joshua : good . what about the other piece of business ? ricky : what other piece of business ? joshua : you understand this , ricardo -- when i ask you to do something for me , i 'm not simply going to forget that i asked . i 'm talking about your little friend casey , ousosoon - to - be wayward angel . what 's up ? ricky : i ca n't do it . all right ? i ca n't get casey sent back . i just can't . joshua : well , i ca n't say i 'm not disappointed . ricky : thank you . joshua : i understand . ricky : thank you very much . i knew you would . joshua : it 's a great pity . you had such potential . ricky : what do you mean , `` had `` ? joshua : you leave me no choice , kid . i 've got to find myself another lead singer . jamal : come on , case . talk about getting knocked on your butt . i mean , i was so sure it would n't happen to me . no , no , not jamal woods . i mean , i 'm a bulletproof vest . do n't you know that ? i 'm a -- nothing can touch me . i 'm just , you know -- casey : hey , jamal -- jamal : i 'm just all of that , you know what i 'm saying ? but , look , i guess i found out that i 'm human , right ? it just took me being turned into a vampire to figure that out . that 's what 's so funny . [ jamal laughs ] casey : i 'm sorry . jamal : hey , you know , whatever . it happens . you know ? so you just take care of yourself , all right ? casey : no , no , no . wait , wait , let me help you ! jamal : help me ? casey : yes . jamal : casey , is n't it a little bit too late for that ? casey : no , no , no , it 's never too late . it 's not too late . jamal : really ? well , yes , i 'd love some help . can you turn back the hands of time ? no ? ok , maybe can you create some kind of miracle and make me human again ? can you do that ? no ? casey , what can you do f me ? huh ? what can you do ? what can you do for me , casey ? i 'm waiting . what ? what can you do ? [ casey snaps fingers ] casey : that 's a very good question . i do n't know , jamal . i can stop time right now . that 's what i can do . ok , guys . i need an answer here . jamal needs my help . he needs it right now . so , throw me a bone , will you , ok ? what do i do ? caleb : i 'm sorry , livvie . there 's no antidote , no -- there 's no cure for your poisoned fangs . livvie : that does n't matter to you , right ? you -- you do understand ? caleb : the longer i 'm mortal , the more accustomed i grow to it . livvie : what are you saying ? caleb : the thought of feeding on blood -- it 's something i ca n't do anymore . livvie : oh , my god . caleb : it never would have worked out . we ca n't be together . livvie : no -- caleb : listen to me . livvie : no -- caleb : you 're going to find someone else , one of your own kind . you 'll see -- livvie : no , no , i do n't want anyone else ! caleb : i 'm sorry . i 'm mortal now . livvie : no -- caleb : i need to be with mortals . livvie : where are you going ? no , please , caleb . no , do n't leave me , please ! caleb ? oh , god . it was just a nightmare . [ doorbell rings ] kevin : elizabeth . elizabeth : i -- i want to apologize . my behavior at alison 's memorial was -- was deplorable . i completely lost control . kevin : oh , you mean when you pointed your finger at my daughter , screamed `` murderer , `` and sent her fleeing into the woods ? elizabeth : i lost my head . i 'm sorry . i do want you to know i do n't blame you . i -- i know that you had no control over this . kevin : that 's very charitable . elizabeth : well , alison was always so selfless and good - hearted . she would n't want what happened to -- to come between us . well , why are you looking at me like that ? kevin : you really are something . elizabeth : excuse me ? kevin : i 've been thinking about you . elizabeth : have you ? kevin : mm - hmm . you were disinherited by your dead billionaire husband , married a rock star who turned out to be a vampire . my daughter murdered your daughter , and you stabbed me . but now you 're , what , coming on to me ? elizabeth : it 's not so bad . kevin : you know , in my line of work , i 've come across every kind of whack job humanity has to offer , but you , elizabeth , are the single most screwed up woman i have ever met . elizabh : but that 's what you like about me , is n't it ? i think you like your women a little crazy , a little unpredictable . ian : so , how do you feel now ? lucy : now ? i feel a lot better . ian : i mean , how -- how are you feeling now ? lucy : i 'm feeling better . i -- i do n't think i 'm ready to go out and conquer the world yet , but i 'm getting there , because -- all right , those transfusions seem to be working some . ian : you 're going to have another one in the morning , so you 'll feel even better . lucy : i know that . but that 's not what it is . i feel better because -- because of you . you make me think that i can be better . ian : i 'd do anything for you . lucy : really ? anything ? ian : what do you have in mind ? lucy : wine . could i -- could we just , you know , have relaxation in one little glass of wine , doctor ? please , just one glass of wine ? ian : i do n't think that 's a problem . lucy : really ? will you join me ? ian : yeah , why not ? why not ? [ glass breaks ] ricky : do n't do this , joshua . you know i 'm good . you know i got the chops . let 's not let this stupid casey thing ruin all that . joshua : you got a lot going for you , ricky . you 're good - looking . you 're talented . so are a lot of other kids out there , and they 'll do whatever it takes to make it happen . caz : hey , josh , i was hoping to find you here , man . joshua : caz . caz : hey , rick , what 's up ? ricky : hey . caz : um -- hey , i got a few ideas i wanted to run by you -- joshua : i look forward to hearing those , caz . but right now , i 've got a few ideas of my own -- a few ideas you might look forward to hearing , too , also . you stick around . i 'll talk y you later , caz . caz : sounds awesome , man . i 'll be around . joshua : he 's a good man . he 's got something special . ricky : what are you getting at , joshua ? joshua : wake up , garza . drummers are a dime a dozen . but a bass player who 's got a unique look -- that 's a rare find . that 's what we need . ricky : no , i am what you need , all right ? i 'm talented , i 'm ambitious , and i got the energy . i will do whatever it takes to put the experience on the map . joshua : prove it . ricky : give me a chance . give me a chance -- joshua : this is n't about chances . this is about a question , one very big question . do you want it bad enough to make the angel fall ? casey : maybe you can help him live with this . yeah . yeah , i 'll just -- i 'll just make it easier for you . that 's it . here we go . [ snaps fingers ] jamal : hmm ? casey : no , i ca n't turn back time , ok ? jamal : what can you do for me ? casey : but you know what ? it does n't mean there 's not any hope . ok ? there are vampires -- jamal : oh , boy . casey : who have been cured , jamal . jamal : not anymore , casey . casey : you know , in the meantime , you ca n't let this ruin your whole life . i mean , look at ian . jamal : ian ? casey : yes , ian . ian has not taken a bite out of anyone because -- jamal : ooh . casey : he refuses to give in ! jamal : oh , and he has a great life for himself now , does n't he , casey ? casey : listen , jamal -- jamal : this is crazy . casey : jamal , listen , ok ? you could use your new powers . yeah -- no , listen . you could use your new powers to take down joshua and his whole crew . you could be -- you could be a good vampire . jamal -- hey , what -- jamal : oh ! casey : jamal ? jamal , what 's wrong ? jamal : it 's starting . casey : starting ? what 's starting ? what ? jamal : i 'm turning into a monster . livvie : caleb ! i 've looked everywhere . i 've looked everywhere . i ca n't find him . oh , no . caleb : hey . i 'm right here . livvie : oh , my god . oh , my god . caleb : hey . hey . what 's this all about ? livvie : where have you been ? caleb : where have i been ? i just -- i just needed to get some air . livvie : i 'm so scared . caleb : i can see that . what 's wrong ? livvie : can i ask you something ? caleb : yeah , of course . you can ask me anything . livvie : do you still want to go back to , you know , the way you were ? caleb : i want that more than anything in the world . why would you even ask me that ? livvie : because i had -- i had this dream that the thought of my feeding disgted you . caleb : what ? livvie : yeah , that -- that you wanted to stay mortal and you liked it . you liked it . caleb : olivia -- olivia , sweetheart , that could n't happen . not in a million years could that happen . livvie : i was just so scared . i was afraid . caleb : what were you afraid of ? livvie : you know , when we were making love -- caleb : i know , i know . you get scared . livvie : no , i just feel like my passion is so strong , the urge is so strong , that i -- i might not be able to control myself . i -- i 'm -- i 'm going to give in . i know . i know i 'm going to give in to it . i 'm just -- i 'm scared . caleb : then i die a happy man . livvie : caleb -- caleb : i ca n't think of a better way to go than with you in my arms . come here . livvie : i love you . caleb : i love you . i love you . lucy : are you ok ? what -- what happened ? ian : ah -- just me being clumsy . it 's -- i -- i do n't know . lucy : it 's ok . it 's no big deal . come on , we can -- just leave it . we 'll clean it up in the morning . ian : no , i got it . it 's ok . lucy : no , i -- it 's not ok . i -- i think it 'll dry . come on , please ? come on , with me , right now . here . it 's ok . come on , i think what we really need right now is just to relax . [ ian sighs ] lucy : there . mmm . is n't that much better ? [ ian sighs ] ian : yeah . lucy : ok . see , no matter how crazy and how absolutely mad this world goes around us , when i sit here like this with you and you put your arms around me , i feel ok . everything 's going to be all right . i feel so very safe . just safe . ian : i ca n't fight this anymore . ca n't fight this . lucy : what is it ? what 's wrong ? honey , i do n't know about you , elizabeth : no , no , no , no , no . no , i can't . i ca n't do this . i ca n't make this mistake again . kevin : what ? elizabeth : hopping into bed too soon . it always leads to trouble . kevin : suit yourself . elizabeth : oh , what the hell . jamal : you know , you keep saying all this -- this happening for a reason . would you tell me what this reason is ? casey : i do n't know . i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry i do n't have any answers , jamal . i 'm sorry i could n't stop this . i 'm -- i 'm sorry . jamal : no , that 's coo maybe you were n't meant to -- meant to stop it , you know ? casey : no , jamal , wait . where are you going ? jamal : i do n't know . where is it that vampires go , anyway ? ricky : i ca n't believe you 're putting me in this position . joshua : i see that was my mistake . ricky : all right . fine . i 'll try . joshua : you 'll have to do better than try . ricky : i 'll do it , all right ? i 'll get casey sent back up . joshua : you made the right decision , rick ricky : but know this -- it 's not going to be easy , ok ? casey 's really into this guardian angel stuff . it wo n't be easy to get her to break the rules . joshua : i have every confidence in you , ricardo . i know when you think about what 's at stake , you 'll find a way to make it happen . casey : what 's my point in being here , right ? you send me down here to protect these people , and all i can do is pat them on their hands and say things like `` have faith . everything happens for a reason , `` right ? well , how is jamal or anybody else supposed to have faith when you just -- you keep letting terrible things happen to them ? you know what ? i 've been good until now . right ? i 've -- i 've played by the stupid rules , and jamal got turned anyway . so things are going to change . things are going to change becae i 'm going to do it my way . [ music plays ] jamal : that 's it for me . not with them . livvie : do n't even joke about dying . i could n't bear the thought of losing you , especially if i was the one -- caleb : you won't . you wo n't lose control . livvie : how can you be so sure ? caleb : because you are strong . i know how strong you are . believe me , i know the torture of having those urges and not being able to satisfy them . livvie : ok , so what do i do ? caleb : you hold on till i can fix this . in the meantime , you do n't be ashamed . you are a vampire . and vampires , no matter what , they eventually need to feed . lucy : are you ok ? what -- what just happened here ? are you all right ? ian : yeah -- no , i -- i had a bad dream . uh -- lucy : are you sure ? ian : what are you doing up , anyway ? you should rest . you should -- you should -- you should go sleep . you should -- lucy : i will . i 'll -- i 'll -- are n't you going to come ? ian : i 'll be inn n a minute , all right ? lucy : you need your rest , too , so -- ok , i 'll go , but do n't -- do n't you be long . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] ricky : you 're going to spend the rest of the day with me , and i 'm not going to take no for an answer . rafe : you 're not a vampire anymore . caleb : you want to take me out ? go ahead and take your best shot .
elizabeth is grateful to ian and lucy for telling her the truth about alison . ian is startled by a flashback of himself preparing to share a mutual feeding with elizabeth . after hallucinating that white wine has turned red , ian has a disturbing nightmare in which he is about to sink his fangs into lucy 's neck . shaken , he sends lucy to bed and then prepares to feed from a bag of blood . after elizabeth apologizes to kevin for her behavior at the memorial service , the two end up in each other 's arms . when ricky refuses to cause casey to fall from grace , joshua threatens to replace him with a more ambitious musician . ricky reluctantly agrees to honor the request , but he warns that it wo n't be easy . casey tries to persuade jamal to use his new powers for the good side , but jamal is very discouraged about his situation . casey decides to stop playing by the rules and start doing things her way . olivia dreams that caleb no longer wants to become a vampire . she 's also convinced that she will eventually kill him in her passion , but caleb assures her that everything will be all right . jamal ends up outside the elixir but walks away instead of going inside .
joshua : the band sounded great in rehearsal tonight , ricky . especially you . you have great raw energy , almost like anger . it was very exciting . ricky : maybe it 's because i was angry . i 'm pissed as hell , and you know why . joshua : oh , of course , about your sweet , little angel friend . please do n't tell me you 're having second thoughts again . ricky : no , i have n't forgotten . joshua : you make the angel fall , ricky , and i will make sure that everything you ever dreamed of will be yours . ricky : look , i said that i would do it , ok ? now get off of my back . joshua : speaking of which , here comes the devil . casey -- casey : man , whatever you have to say , i do n't even want to hear it , all right ? joshua : even if i 'm just going to say i 'm sorry ? casey : you 're what ? joshua : about our little squabble the other night . i realize it was a very sensitive time for you and for everybody else . perhaps i overreacted , but you were just doing your job , and i was just doing mine . casey : my job is to help people . yours is to turn them into blood - sucking ghouls . joshua : and is that any reason why we can not be friends ? casey : whatever . i need to see ricky . joshua : by all means . casey : hey , ricky . i 'm so glad you 're here . ricky : what 's going on ? casey : i just needed someone to talk to , that 's all . ricky : all right , yeah . casey : i needed a friend , and i did n't know where else to go . everything 's just gone wrong , ricky . i do n't know what to do anymore . i do n't know what to do . [ scene_break ] lucy : what are you reading [ ian groans ] ian : you startled me . i thought you were sleeping . lucy : i was , but i ca n't . not anymore . i do n't want to sleep . i 'm tired of sleeping . not anymore . ian : you should be taking it easy . lucy : ok . i 'm kind of hoping maybe you 're easy . i was thinking that maybe i need some -- i do n't know -- maybe some one - on - one medical attention . ian : you 're not -- you 're not ready for that . lucy : i 'm fine . hey -- i 'm fine , and i will be even better when you put your arms around me . because do you know when you do that , i keep telling you i feel safe and i feel better and it makes me feel so strong . ian : i -- there 's nothing i 'd like better right now , but i 'm -- i -- lucy : please do n't do that . i 'm ok . i 'm not fragile . you 're not going to break me . i 'm ok . just for a little while , ca n't we sort of maybe just lose ourselves in each other ? lucy : hey . ian : yeah ? lucy : please let me love you . [ scene_break ] alison : i 'm so sick of this . i 'm done . i 'm leaving . rafe : what are you doing ? alison : what do you mean , what am i doing ? i 'm packing up my stuff . i 'm getting out of here . i 'm going to go show joshua my face . i 'm going to end this now . i 'm so tired of this . livvie : what ? caleb : alison , just wait . rafe : stay out of this . i 'll handle it . alison : yeah -- rafe : are you ok ? alison : no , i 'm not ok . no . i 'm sick of sitting in this cave , staring at each other , breathing in all this toxic air . there 's so much hate in this room , it 's disgusting . and everybody 's suspicious of what everybody else is doing . so whoever thought that we could all work together was obviously crazy . [ scene_break ] joshua : hello , jack . how 's everything ? jack : it 's fine , thanks . joshua : really ? because i 've been getting the impression -- and you can correct me if i 'm wrong -- you 're having second thoughts about whose side you 're on . jack : well , if you 're talking about alison 's memorial service , there 's no way i was going to leave that up to you . joshua : you know how highly i thought of her . jack : yeah , but you did n't know her -- not like us , like her friends . you know , let 's get something straight . i did n't take this job to be one of your yes men . you have plenty of bloodsuckers running around to do that . you hired me because you needed help here and with the band , and that 's what i 'm doing . joshua : yes , you 're right , my boy , and very impressively too and you were also right about the vh1 deal . i 'm very grateful that you salvaged that . jack : i thought it could be good publicity . joshua : yes , that 's exactly what the band needed . i needed it , too . it 'll help us to accomplish our goals . jack : that 's great . mmm . mm , mm , mm . reese : hi , baby . jack : someone 's in a good mood . reese : yeah , i just finished my vh1 interview . they absolutely loved me . you 're going to love it , too , josh . i ca n't wait till you see it . i made you look like you practically invented rock ' n ' roll . joshua : oh , how you flatter me . [ scene_break ] ricky : tell me what 's wrong . casey : what is n't wrong , ricky ? one bad thing happens right after the other , and the worst thing is i ca n't even do -- i feel like i ca n't even do a damn thing about it . ricky : look , if you 're blaming yourself for alison 's death , there 's nothing you could have done , casey . casey : exactly . just like there 's nothing i can do about lucy , about frank , about victor . i suck . i suck at being this guardian angel , man . ricky : you 're supposed to be my guardian angel . casey : yeah . yeah , the one person who 's doing just fine . ricky : huh . i would n't say that . casey : you know , the other day , jamal asked me what my purpose is for being here , you know , on earth , and i could n't answer him . i could n't answer . how wack is that ? ricky : you already do a lot , casey . you 're a great friend to a lot of people here . casey : yeah , and when their worlds fall apart , what do i do ? i pat them on the back , give them a little speech about how everything 's going to be ok , have a little faith . i do n't even believe it myself . look around , ricky . the bad guys are winning . ricky : come on , casey . you 're being too hard on yourself . casey : you 're being too nice . ricky : nice ? nice ? casey : yes . ricky : me , nice ? since when have i been nice ? look , the truth is , if it was n't for you , i do n't know where i would be . casey , you ca n't run around trying to solve everybody else 's problems , all right ? you 're just one person . casey : see , exactly . that is my point . i am not a person . i am a guardian angel , ok ? i 'm supposed to be here helping , doing something , doing anything . i 'm just tired , man . i 'm tired of banging my head up against the wall like i 'm some misfit angel chasing after some miracle that i 'm never going to be able to pull off . i just want to , like , have one day , man , just one day where i do n't feel like this . i want to feel -- ricky : normal . casey : yeah . ricky : so why do n't you just do it ? casey : huh ? ricky : take a break . why not ? for today , just -- just do what normal people do , you know ? i mean , stop running around trying to save the world . there 's no rules against that , are there ? casey : no . as great as that sounds , i ca n't . ricky : oh , yeah , you can , and i 'm the person to show you how . casey : what ? ricky : you 're going to spend the rest of the day with me , and i 'm not taking no for an answer . [ scene_break ] rafe : just take it easy , ok . you 're feeling a little cooped up . we all are . alison : oh , i know , rafe , i am . livvie : she 's just being selfish as usual . throwing another alison drama queen moment . alison : drama ? me ? drama queen ? you are the definition of that . livvie : i 'm an amateur compared to you . alison : look at you . you 're making me sick . i 'm , like , hiding out in this cave , pretending i 'm dead , and you 're running around like some little schoolgirl blabbing your mouth about who kissed who . are you seriously that insecure that you think i would cheat on rafe with him ? or are you just as crazy as the rest of your family ? caleb : ok , hey , hey -- livvie : you better watch it . alison : oh oh , i know , i 'm scared , really . caleb : look , stop , stop -- you made your point . please back off . alison : ok , caleb , i 'll do that . i 'm sick of you , too . rafe : all right . wait , wait , hold on . i know you 're upset , ok ? you 're angry at caleb and livvie but that does n't mean i 'm going to let you go out there -- alison : hey ! rafe : and put yourself in danger . alison : hey , you know what ? caleb and livvie are n't my only problem . you 're my biggest problem . you 've had this fight with caleb for so long , i do n't even think you remember who the enemy is . rafe : what are you talking about ? alison : you 've had this fight with caleb for so long , it 's just out of habit now . he 's not even the enemy anymore . joshua is . what we should be doing is focusing every single ounce of energy we have on bringing him down , but since we obviously ca n't work together , we might as well throw in the towel now . because at the rate we 're going , we 're just going to end up destroying each other . caleb : you know , i hate to admit it , but she 's right . rafe : you stay out of this . this is between me and alison , ok ? alison : no , it 's not . that is my whole point . see , our lives are all intertwined now , and we have to find a way to bring down joshua . caleb : yeah , maybe you 're asking too much of your boyfriend , alison . rafe : oh , you know what ? we would not even be in this situation if it were n't for you . alison : oh -- rafe : i mean , this whole town is ruined . alison : here we go . rafe : ok , people are dying , and what for ? so you and livvie can be together ? i ought to kill you both right now and end this nightmare . caleb : you wo n't lay a hand on her . rafe : what , are you going to stop me ? you 're forgetting you 're not a vampire anymore . caleb : oh , i do n't have to be . you want to take me out ? go ahead and take your best shot . rafe : no problem . livvie : come on , stop it ! alison : ok , ok , no , let them go . just let them do it . let them get it out of their systems . they have to . [ scene_break ] woman : tell us , josh , will we be seeing you on vh1 ? joshua : of course . who do you think is the man behind the music ? woman : sexy . second woman : very sexy . jack : so , you nailed the interview , huh ? reese : they were so into me , they wanted to know everything . jack : i bet . reese : what 's that look for ? do n't you believe me ? jack : no , it 's not that i do n't believe you . it 's i do n't believe them . reese : oh . what do you mean ? jack : well , obviously the interview was revolved around the old days , the old band . reese : oh , so they just could n't possibly be interested in me , is that it ? jack : no , reese . reese , listen to me . you know that i think you 're awesome , but obviously stephen clay was the main attraction -- or a.k.a . caleb . it looks like he still is . reese : oh , but i thought you were going to con them into thinking otherwise ? jack : yeah , i was . looks like we 're the ones getting conned . reese : you know what , jack ? thanks for the support , all right . jack : reese -- reese -- [ scene_break ] ricky : ever since i 've known you , it 's been all about your job . it 's been about saving souls and making the boss happy . all right , what about you ? what about what you want from down here , what you want to experience , what you want to feel ? casey : i try not to think about it . ricky : well , maybe you should . look , i 'm not saying we should break any rules . all i 'm saying is that we should take one day and come back down to earth and just -- just chill like we used to , you know . casey , i miss that . do n't you ? [ scene_break ] jack : whoa , hey , hey , hey , hey , hey , hey . what -- reese : what ? jack : why 'd you take off like that ? reese : oh , i do n't know , jack . i 'm kind of looking forward to this tv gig , and you just dumped a pail of ice water on that . jack : oh , no , no . i told you something was going on , all right ? i do n't know who 's behind it or what it is , but when everything seems easy , i get a little worried . reese : ok , you can be worried . i 'm going to look forward to this . jack : reese -- reese : look , i have n't had that many great things happen to me in my life . i was looking forward to feeling like somebody else for once without being reminded that i 'm not . you 're ruining this for me , jack . you 're ruining it for everyone . [ scene_break ] casey : so , this day of normal -- when would it start ? ricky : how about right no casey : now ? ricky : yeah . no time like the present . casey : kind of feels like i 'm playing hooky . ricky : casey , you deserve this . i mean , even angels need a break now and then , right ? casey : yeah . yeah , you 're absolutely right . and , you know , i can come back feeling fresh , feeling new , and then i can probably do some real good . ricky : good . now , hang tight for a second , ok ? casey : ok . ricky : i got to go talk to josh . be right back . casey : all right . ricky : ahem . joshua : excuse me , girls . joshua : looks like things are going well with the angel . ricky : yeah . look , i 'm taking off for the rest of the day , ok ? maybe even longer . joshua : it 's going better than i thought . you move very fast , mr. garza . ricky : i want to get this over with . joshua : well done . i trust i 'll get a progress report very soon , especially after your final conquest . ricky : do n't push it , ok ? this is going to take some time , but you 'll get what you want . joshua : and so will you after the angel falls . ricky : hey . ready to go ? casey : yeah . you sure you want to do this ? ricky : yeah , positive . come on . casey : ok . joshua : all the pieces are falling into place , except one . you were supposed to be the jewel in my crown , standing by my side while i finally crush caleb . what a waste and yet i may still find a way to savor the victory . [ scene_break ] ian : i love you , lucy . ian : do n't be afraid . do n't be afraid of me . you said our lovemaking gives you strength . it gives me strength , too . lucy : i do n't have my slayer powers back . ian : you do n't need your slayer powers . lucy : we ca n't -- we ca n't do this . we can not -- ian : we have to do this . it 's the only thing that will complete me . you knew this day would come . you knew it would come , and now it 's here , and i 'm asking you to give yourself to me . lucy : you have to think . no , you have to think about what you 're doing . ian : i think about how much i love you -- your skin , your hair , and your beautiful neck . lucy : please . please . ian : it 's time , lucy . it 's time . [ ian growls ] lucy : ah -- lucy : ian ? ian : i 'm here . lucy : what 's the matter ? what 's wrong ? ian : nothing . i was just thirsty . go to sleep . [ scene_break ] frank : when the vh1 film crew starts shooting here , you need to lay low . no interviews except with the band , all right ? man : got it , boss . jamal : hey -- man , i need to talk to you . frank : i 'm a busy man . jamal : look , do n't you walk away from me , frank . you turned me , so you owe me . frank : we talk when i say , and right now i say i 'm busy . jamal : hey , bartender , why do n't you make yourself useful and grab me some water or something . bring it to me . jack : sure . jamal : lazy . thanks . jack : you know , you do n't look so good . jamal : oh , you think ? thanks . jack : talk to me , jamal . pretend that you do n't hate my guts and that we 're the friends we used to be and just talk to me , all right ? livvie : caleb , my god , you 're hurt . what , are you satisfied now ? alison : hey , it 's not up to me . it 's up to them . it 's not my fault . you guys finished fighting yet ? did you get it out of your system , or should we just head back to town and just let joshua win ? livvie : come on . caleb : all right , slayer . let 's nail this bastard . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] jack : stop fighting it . let the beast be your friend . ricky : just kick back and enjoy it . casey : i am . alison : we all agree -- no more secrets , right ? caleb : deal .
ricky is angry about feeling forced to betray casey just so that he can stay in the band . having decided to do things her way instead of playing by the rules any longer , casey goes to ricky for sympathy . after casey takes him up on his offer to spend the day together , ricky informs joshua that the plan is in motion . when joshua has a talk with jack about loyalty , jack informs him that he is n't a yes man . reese is excited about how well her vh1 interview went , but jack thinks that they 're more interested in stephen clay . reese accuses jack of ruining a good thing for her and the other band members . jamal demands to speak to frank , who considers himself much too busy to deal with his new recruit . ian is disturbed by a nightmare in which he sinks his fangs into lucy 's neck . jack asks jamal to talk to him as if they 're still friends . sick of the tension in the catacombs , alison announces her intention to leave and let joshua see that she 's alive . when rafe tries to stop her , she informs him that his insistence on making caleb out to be the enemy makes him an even bigger problem to her than caleb and olivia are . caleb and rafe get into a brawl while the women let them get it out of their systems . after the fight , caleb and rafe reach an uneasy truce so that they can bring down joshua .
ricky : hey , casey , get your butt out here ! this sorry excuse for a fire is about to go out . bring the marshmallows . casey : ok , i 'll be right out ! hold up . joshua : i really would like to focus and take this band to heights where you see it . but i 've got this angel who keeps looking over my shoulder . ricky : so what does that have to do with me ? joshua : you 're a smart kid . how would you make an angel fall ? think about it . casey : no , no , no , i 'm not here on vacation , ricky . i 'm here on assignment . ricky : what ? what ? an angel assignment . casey : yeah . yeah , that 's right . ricky : so what , you know ? you ca n't work all the time . casey : no , honey , you do n't understand . ricky : what 's to understand ? you 're back and that 's all that matters . casey : look , there are rules . there are rules . that 's why i got yanked back , ok ? there 's no -- no kissing , no fooling around , no -- no -- no -- no . [ casey laughs ] casey : wow , you really are a boy scout . that 's a pretty fat fire , man . ricky : hey . casey : whoa . ricky : spend an evening with ricky garza , it 's first class everything . casey : hey , i take back that boy scout thing . what 's up with you , man ? ricky : oh , what do you mean ? casey : i do n't know . you 're acting all -- you 're practicing for your groupies or something ? ricky : no , i 'm not practicing for my groupies . i was just hoping that , you know , you 'll keep your promise and just hang out . forget about your job , forget about the vampires and your buddy jamal . just kick back and enjoy it . casey : i am . ricky : me , too . [ scene_break ] jamal : so what ? what 's the big deal ? i feel lousy . it 's nothing . jack : if it 's nothing , why are you so uptight ? jamal : why do n't you get off my back , jack ? ok , manage your bar , and then go manage your little rock band . just stay off my case . jack : i would , but i see that look in your eyes . i 've been down that road before , jamal . the whole -- chills , the hunger pangs . trust me , it 's no flu . jamal : oh , shut up , man . jack : no , not till you start talking , because we both know that you 've been turned . jamal : what ? proud of yourself now , huh ? good . ok , but look , here 's a news flash -- i do n't want your pity . jack : good , because you 're not going to get any . but i do have some advice -- embrace it . jamal : what ? jack : you are what you are . jamal : oh , my god . please . jack : you 've been turned . no , listen to me . stop fighting it . let the beast be your friend . [ scene_break ] alison : so what is it with you guys ? you need to kick the crap out of each other in order to work together , hmm ? rafe : i guess it 's just not meant to be understood . alison : well , as long as you understand the point that i was trying to make , you understand that it 's right , that 's all that matters . caleb : huh . right about what ? i -- i 've forgotten . livvie : next she 'll be trying to convince us that 's what we all want to do . rafe : none of us wants this . we 're doing what we have to do . caleb : amen to that . no offense . rafe : none taken . alison : so then we all agree -- no more secrets , right ? livvie : yeah . caleb : deal . livvie : i need some air . livvie : well ? come on , rafe ? did you or did n't you get the antidote ? yes or no ? rafe : there is -- no antidote . i 'm sorry , we were wrong about that . alison : hey , you are ok with this , right ? rafe : well , name the other choices . [ rafe sighs ] caleb : hey . livvie : tell me we are not going to do this . we 're not really going to work with these two , are we ? caleb : we need them . livvie : but , caleb , i thought you said yesterday that you could n't trust rafe . caleb : at this point , it does n't matter about any of that . two is better than one , four is better than two . joshua has an army . it 'll take all four of us if we want to have any chance of taking him down . [ scene_break ] casey : ricky , what are you doing ? ricky : what do you mean , what am i doing ? what , do i have to draw you a map so we can enjoy this ? casey : stop it ! ricky : what ? you kissed me , too . you know you did . casey : look , what do you have , like , a brain cramp ? look , we ca n't be doing this -- even if we wanted to . ricky , i -- for heaven 's sake , i 'm your guardian angel , all right ? if we do anything like that , they 're going to yank me up so fast , you 're going to be here all alone . ricky : look , i 'm sorry , all right ? i mean , man , you look so fine and your kisses are so good . casey : just chill . it 's cool . what 's going on , man ? ricky : i just wish it was different . casey : yeah ? since when ? you 've been acting like such a jerk lately . ricky : yeah , yeah , i know , but , i mean , we 've been hanging out lately like this , and it just -- it 's all coming back -- the way we used to be . casey : really ? ricky : yeah . casey : me , too . that was a long time ago , though . ricky : do you remember ? casey : every minute , and i bet you do n't remember the first time we ever met . ricky : oh , please . casey : when ? ricky : i busted your butt for armed robbery . casey : ah , no , i do n't think so . you were scamming as a security guard . ricky : yeah , yeah , yeah , that 's fine and everything , but you still got caught without a -- what was it ? casey : necklace . it was a necklace , and we both got caught . ricky : that 's right . do you remember how you started that fire at the police station ? casey : oh . ricky : that 's what busted us out . casey : that was the great escape , right ? ricky : yeah . i bet you thought i was a jerk back then . casey : oh , no , i did n't . ricky : yes , you did . casey : yeah , i did . i did , only because you were a jerk . i mean , that 's until you decided to show me that you were really a nice , sweet guy , and then when you did that , it was game over . i could n't help myself . i had to fall madly , deeply in love with you . how do you play that thing ? ricky : oh , it 's actually not as hard as it looks . come on , i 'll show you . casey : oh . ok , well , i 'm warning you , i 'm tone deaf . ricky : all right , ok . you strum it with your right hand and , ok -- casey : yeah ? ricky : go ahead and strum . there you go . strum some more . all my life i lived a lie . believed i was in love and i was satisfied . then i learned of you loving me but you were gone before i found you . too late for me to know you . [ scene_break ] rafe : we have to find some way to infiltrate joshua 's circle of power . caleb : you could always plant a hidden camera in his living room . rafe : you can joke all you want , but it worked , did n't it ? alison : ok , ok . same side . come on . livvie : please . next , you 'll be wanting us all to take a vacation to the poconos together . alison : are you ever pleasant ? umm , ever ? livvie : look , little miss goody two - shoes , we are not the same . we do n't want the same things . we have nothing in common , so get over it . alison : no , we do have one thing in common -- we all want to bring down joshua . livvie : yeah , that 's -- that 's right , and when this nightmare of a thing is over , you get what you want -- like always -- and i get nothing , like always . rafe : livvie -- what -- caleb : she 's talking about the antidote , the one that supposedly does n't exist . rafe : that 's right , it does n't . caleb : she 's a little worried -- the longer that i 'm mortal , the more that i 'm going to like it . livvie : yeah , thanks . that 's great . just tell them everything , why do n't you ? caleb : hey . hey , relax . i 'm just -- i 'm trying to come clean , make everything right . livvie : yeah , well , my fight is n't with you . caleb : it 's not -- it 's not with them , either , not right now . livvie : i do n't have to like it . caleb : i know you do n't . i know you 're suffering , but you are making this harder on yourself than what you need to . livvie : you 're right . i 'm sorry . you 're right . caleb : ok . you just got to trust me . i 'm -- i 'm going to make everything work , i will . livvie : i know you will , and i do trust you , and i love you . ok ? caleb : ok . no more fights ? livvie : i 'll try . caleb : all right . livvie : i 'm just going to try and clear my head for a while . caleb : you want me to come with you ? livvie : no . no , you -- you and rafe have big plans to make , so i need some down time . caleb : ok . you be careful . livvie : ok . alison : ok , so , i 'm going to get some firewood while you guys try and save the world , ok ? thanks . alison : oh , god , get off ! get off ! rafe ! [ scene_break ] ricky : lighten up my brain . that 's it . casey : oh , i love that song . ricky : yeah ? well , you should . you know , it was written for you . casey : no , no , no , no , it 's the way you sing it . you have a sick voice . oh . ricky : no , no , no , i just -- i just love to sing , you know ? when i sing , everything else is unimportant . i would almost do anything not to lose that . and me being the lead singer of this new band -- that 's the greatest thing that 's ever happened to me . casey : you said it , right ? you wanted the life , being upfront , top of the list at all the clubs , your face seen everywhere , besides those wanted posters . [ casey laughs ] casey : i mean , look at you . you 're a genuine rock star . ricky : it 's not about the posters and -- casey : chicks ? what ? ricky : no , it 's not about the chicks . it 's about the music . i mean , i love the whole process . i love rehearsal . i love practicing . i can even put up with joshua yelling at me . all right , i love the music . i feel like i 'm finally becoming what i 'm supposed to be . casey : guess what -- you did it without fangs . i mean , you did it without sacrificing anything , and you should give yourself props for that . ricky : i should give my guardian angel props for that . casey : oh , please . i did n't do anything . ricky : oh , come on . you -- you -- you taught me to believe in myself before i even knew what that meant . casey : well , that 's just because you had n't realized it yet . ricky : no . when i got myself in that fight and i got my face all cut up , you told me not to give up on myself . then -- then you touched me . and it was gone . casey : just a little trick i learned from up there . that 's all it was . ricky : no , it was n't about the healing . it was much deeper than that . you taught me that my life could actually be worth something . casey : it is worth something , ricky . ricky : i owe you . i owe you , and i can never let myself forget that . i -- i just want to -- casey : you just got to be happy . that 's it . [ scene_break ] jamal : you 're actually telling me to go with the flow of being a vampire ? jack : is there anything that you can do about it ? jamal : no . no , i ca n't , not at the moment . jack : then why not go with the flow ? jamal : yeah , that 's easy for you to say . yeah , you do n't have to wake up every morning and brush your fangs , now , do you , jack ? jack : i made it loud and clear that it was n't my choice . jamal : what , do you think it was my choice ? jack : jamal , all i 'm saying is you 've been turned . all right ? it 's done . there 's no point in fighting it . jamal : i have to . jack : no , you do n't . jamal : yes , i do . jack : look around . jamal , there are n't enough good guys left in this town to fight this fight , and if big boss finds out that you 're playing for the angels , he 's going to make your life a living hell . jamal : oh -- well , what do you call the life i got right now ? jack : look , i know this is going to be tough to embrace , ok ? no , listen to me , listen to me . but if you just quit fighting it , well , maybe eternity wo n't be such a rotten place to live after all . jamal : eternity , huh ? jack : is this starting to make sense ? jamal : yeah , in a weird , kind of twisted way , it is . [ scene_break ] rafe : the kitchen upstairs . alison : rafe ! rafe ! caleb : hey . alison : oh , god ! oh , god ! oh , my god . rafe : you ok ? alison : did you see that ? did you see that ? rafe : what was it ? alison : i have no idea . it was -- i do n't know . it just had , like -- like , claws or something . it was -- big wings . rafe : a wild bird or something ? alison : i have no idea . i have absolutely no idea . rafe : a bat ? alison : i do n't know . i do n't know ! i have no -- i just do n't know . rafe : all right . but you 're ok , all right . are you hurt ? alison : yeah -- no , i 'm fine , ok . rafe : all right . [ scene_break ] [ livvie hisses ] caleb : easy . easy . shh . livvie : what is wrong with you ? look at this . caleb : ok . ok . i 'm sorry about your arm . but i had to stop you . [ scene_break ] ricky : no , no . this is really a bad idea . casey : ricky , what ? ricky : no . no breaking the rules , casey . you said so yourself . casey : wow . wow . you really do have my back , like you said you would . ricky : i guess i 'm finally learning how to keep my word . casey : you do n't want me to go back , do you ? ricky : no , no . not because of me , i do n't . no . casey : well , you know , i got to tell you it 's going to be really hard trying to keep my hands off of you , so you got to be strong for the both of us , ok ? ricky : yeah . i know . [ scene_break ] alison : i mean , did you see that ? rafe : that 's enough . now , just sit down for a second , ok ? yeah , i saw it . let me look at you . i 'm going to look at you , ok ? you look all right , perfect as usual . alison : that was the strangest thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life . rafe : what was it ? what do you think it was , huh ? alison : i do n't know . rafe : well -- i have n't heard much about killer birds around here lately , you know ? alison : do you think that it was one of joshua 's -- you do , do n't you ? rafe : i do n't know . i do n't know . alison : well , i 'm glad that i threw that temper tantrum , then . rafe : what are you talking about ? alison : caleb saved my life . [ scene_break ] livvie : i ca n't believe you 'd do this to me . caleb : what ? stop you from killing alison ? livvie : what would be so terrible if she was really out of the way ? everyone thinks i did it anyway . caleb : alison is not the enemy . hey , you want revenge ? then think about joshua . livvie : i ca n't believe you 're lecturing me now . caleb : you are not hearing me . alison just wants the same thing that we want . she wants her life back . what do i have to do to convince you of that ? livvie : apparently , by not letting me forget it . i 'm in pain , caleb . i ca n't be with you . the world thinks i murdered the little princess , and all i get from you is how wrong i am . fine ! i get it . i 'm ruining everything . that 's just great . thank you . caleb : livvie -- livvie : no . i want to be by myself . i want to be alone . [ scene_break ] jamal : is there anything that is going to quench this thirst ? jack : yeah . i hate to say it , but you need to feed . jamal : nah -- nah , i 'm not going there , jack . do n't even mention that . jack : listen to me . i can help you , all right ? i 'm going to go to the hospital and i 'm going to steal some blood . jamal : no . no , no , no , no , no . let 's try plan a first . all right ? i 'll be right back . hey . frank : you still here ? jamal : yeah . i want to say something to you . frank : if you 're going to start whining about being turned , i do n't have the time or the inclination . jamal : i 'm not going to start whining . all right , it 's just this -- i 'm not going to fight you . frank : you serious ? jamal : yeah . i mean , i 've already lost everything that means anything to me , so i give up . if this is going to be my life , i might as well make the best of it , right ? frank : bottom line , jamal . jamal : that 's what i 'm saying . so , now i want in . i want to come work for you . [ scene_break ] livvie : all right , blondie , you can turn this whole stupid backwater town against me , but not caleb . no , not my man . livvie : hi , joshua ? hi , it 's livvie . look , i have something to tell you . it 's about alison barrington . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] rafe : we need livvie to turn caleb back into a vampire . alison : you really meant it when you said that we were all going to work together , did n't you ? i wish that livvie felt the same way . where is she anyway ? livvie : i 'll give you alison if you agree to give that antidote to me .
to gain casey 's trust and cause her to fall from grace , ricky gives his guardian angel a day just for the two of them . ricky confesses his willingness to do almost anything to keep from losing his gig as lead singer of the experience . after kissing casey , he pulls away and expresses a reluctance to break the rules . jack advises jamal to embrace his new identity since it ca n't be reversed . after informing frank that he has no intention of whining or fighting with him , jamal asks his sire for a job . while alison tries to comprehend the men 's need to fight , caleb struggles to make olivia understand that alison is n't the enemy . rafe and caleb sit down to strategize . in the spirit of openness , caleb admits that olivia worries that he 'll eventually prefer being mortal . this angers olivia , who shape - shifts and attacks a bewildered alison outside the catacombs . caleb comes to his friend 's rescue , causing olivia to feel betrayed by the man she loves . determined to get what she wants , olivia phones joshua with news about his dearly departed alison .
ian : i have to fight this . i have to keep fighting it . ian 's voice : it 's time , lucy . it 's time . [ ian snarls ] ian : i ca n't let this happen . lucy : hey . ian : hey . lucy : i -- i ca n't stop thinking about something . ian : about what ? lucy : you and me . guess who is feeling so much better . ian : well , that 's the transfusions , you know . lucy : yeah -- oh , yeah , that 's part of it . but making love with you makes all the difference . and maybe , just maybe it can make a big difference for you , too . ian : what difference is that ? lucy : well , i -- i have n't felt like this in a long time , maybe in forever , and i feel like i 'm maybe getting my slayer powers back , which means maybe that means you wo n't have to drink blood anymore . ian : that 's a lot of maybes . lucy : could you stop , just be positive for a little while , and kiss me ? hmm ? hmm ? ian : lucy -- lucy : uh - uh . shh . shush . i 'm very busy here . lucy : what ? what is it ? ian : we have company . lucy : what ? how do you know that ? ian : rafe . lucy : rafe ? rafe : sorry . i know it 's late . lucy : uh -- what -- what 's going on ? what 's wrong ? rafe : nothing , i just -- i need the antidote back that i gave you to hold . ian : but then livvie can bite whoever she pleases . lucy : you mean , caleb ? rafe : yeah , that 's the point . lucy : what do you mean , `` that 's the point `` ? rafe : i need livvie to turn caleb back into a vampire . the sooner the better . [ scene_break ] caleb : alison ? alison : hmm ? caleb : broth . it 'll keep you warm . alison : thank you . i did n't know that you were such a cook . caleb : there 's probably a lot you do n't know about me . yeah , i can open a packet , add boiling water . alison : i 'm very impressed . caleb : hmm . alison : thank you . it 's making me feel a little bit better . i appreciate it . caleb : just a little ? alison : well , i mean , what did you expect ? i mean , after the ordeal we just went through , i would think a little bit better is all we can hope for right now . caleb : yeah . yeah . alison : yeah . thanks for saving me from whatever that was . caleb : you already said thanks . alison : i know . well , thanks , again . [ caleb chuckles ] alison : what ? what 's so funny ? caleb : i still -- i just -- i ca n't believe rafe left you alone here with me . alison : well , i think that you made a real impression on him tonight . caleb : i usually do . alison : no , i mean it . i feel like it was different than when you usually talk to him . you really meant it when you said that we were all going to work together , did n't you ? i wish that livvie felt the same way . caleb : you got to give her time , alison . alison : mm - hmm . where is she , anyway ? i have n't seen her in a while . have you ? [ scene_break ] livvie : joshua ? joshua : ah . find your way in all right ? i left the gates open for you . you did n't kill any more of my guards , i hope ? livvie : we have to talk . joshua : so you said . well , you called this meeting . what do you want ? livvie : she 's alive . joshua : i beg your pardon ? livvie : alison barrington -- she 's still alive , and if you still want her , i know where she 's hiding . joshua : i 'd like a few more picturesque details , if you please . livvie : everything you need to know . joshua : in exchange for something that you want very badly . livvie : i 'll give you alison if you agree to give that antidote to me . [ scene_break ] alison : no , really , i have n't seen her in quite a while . have you ? caleb : when she left , she said something about wanting to be alone . maybe she -- maybe she took a walk . i 'm sure she 's fine , alison . alison : yeah , i 'm not really worried about her , caleb . caleb : you 're not worried ? then why are you asking ? alison : it was her , was n't it ? caleb : what ? i -- alison : that thing that attacked me -- it was n't one of joshua 's little surprises that was livvie . caleb : alison , you should sit down . i think you 're still in shock . alison : yeah , i 'm sure i am in shock . because if i was n't , i would 've figured that out a long time ago . it makes perfect sense . she thinks that you and i have some sort of connection going on , so she wants to try and kill me again . caleb : again ? what does that mean ? alison : well , every couple of months , livvie decides that i am the cause of all of her problems . she always tries to kill me . i 'm getting -- i 'm getting out of here . caleb : wait a minute . where do you think you 're going ? alison : i 'm leaving . you think i 'm going to let her take another shot at me ? caleb : no , she wo n't hurt you . it wo n't happen again , all right ? alison : really ? caleb : no . alison : you 're going to protect me ? caleb : i will . alison : you knew it was her , did n't you ? did n't you ? caleb : i promise you , i promise you -- listen to me , alison , it will not happen again . alison : caleb -- caleb : listen , you do not have to worry about olivia or anything else . as long as i 'm here , i have your back . but you have to stay , all right ? please , stay . [ scene_break ] rafe : you 're just going to have to trust me , ok ? lucy : but -- just slow down . slow down . rafe : i ca n't ! ian : well , you 're going to have to because i 'm not giving you the antidote until you tell me why you changed your mind . rafe : there 's a lot of things . there 's a lot of reasons , ok ? ian : like what ? rafe : alison , ok ? she called me on something and she 's right . ian : she called you on what ? rafe : it 's just caleb and me . i mean , we 've been spending so much time trying to one - up each other , just fighting each other , that we 're forgetting what we 're all really fighting for . ian : to beat joshua . lucy : right , and to keep alison from completing his wedding plans . rafe : right . see , and caleb knows joshua better than anybody , and he can use what he knows if he gets his powers back . ian : and what makes you think that caleb will still work with us after he gets what he wants ? rafe : he saved alison 's life . ian : what ? lucy : what , he saved -- how ? rafe : there was this thing , this animal or something , came out of the blue , tried to attack alison , and he -- he fought it off . ian : wait , what animal ? what are you talking about ? lucy : wait a minute . caleb does n't have his powers . so how could he fight off this animal thingy , whatever it was , if he does n't ? so why do we need to give him any more power ? i mean , he does n't need the antidote ! rafe : he got lucky ! he just got lucky , ok ? that kind of luck is not going to hold out forever , and i ca n't fight joshua alone ! ian : no one 's asking you to fight him alone . lucy : i know that . we are going to help you , of course . rafe : you are . you already are . you 're helping by staying in town , keeping an eye on what 's going on here . look , no . i know why you 're worried . i 'm worried , too . but , really , caleb is the best person to help me beat joshua . i mean , you know , he was a vampire , he can be again . he knows how a vampire thinks . lucy : ok . ok . i think what you 're trying to say is that caleb is just basically the lesser of two evils , right ? rafe : yes . and he 's promised me . caleb has absolutely promised me that he will work with me until joshua is obliterated . ian : he 's promised you ? a vampire promised you ? you know you ca n't trust a vampire -- not joshua , not livvie , not caleb -- lucy : ian , stop . ian : not me . [ scene_break ] joshua : so it was all just a pack of lies ? the tears ? the memorial service ? you never killed alison . livvie : give me the antidote and i will give you all the answers you 're looking for . joshua : i 'm sorry , livvie . no deal . livvie : fine , but without me , you 'll never find her . no antidote , no bride . joshua : all right , do n't move ! i 'll give you what you want . you give me what i want . livvie : is that it ? joshua : i said do n't move . joshua : you tell me exactly where alison is , or i 'll pour out every last drop . what the -- livvie : what ? what 's wrong ? joshua : what kind of game are you playing with me ? this is empty ! livvie : nothing . i 'm not playing any games . how would i know the antidote is gone ? joshua : you 're a liar . livvie : i swear to you ! rafe . oh , my god . it 's rafe . he snuck in and he took it . joshua : he what ? livvie : he lied to me . he said that he came into the villa and he searched the whole , entire place for the antidote , and there was no trace of it at all . oh , my -- he 's been holding out on me , that little snake . after all the `` livvie , we got to work as a team , we got to be together , `` he 's had it all along . joshua : shocking . livvie : oh , my god . wait till i tell caleb . we 'll see how much he trusts his precious alison and rafe then . joshua : oh , so you 're jealous of alison . that 's why you came here to turn her in . you just swim in bile and venom . you 're like a swamp creature . how heinous it must to be to live inside your skin . livvie : there 's more , is n't there ? i mean , if there is n't , you can make more . i know you can , please . please , just give me -- give me the antidote and i will happily lead you to alison and rafe . joshua : i have a better idea . why do n't you tell me exactly where alison is , or i 'll take a stake and i 'll drive it through your miserable little heart -- livvie : no . joshua : and i wo n't even blink . livvie : no . joshua : and your poisoned fangs -- livvie : no -- joshua : ca n't do anything to me -- livvie : no , please -- joshua : not with the ring . no vampire can harm me . livvie : please do n't do this . joshua : say `` mercy . `` livvie : no ! please -- joshua : say `` mercy . `` livvie : mercy , please . please . joshua : mercy ? ok . if you ca n't pull the wings off the fly and watch her struggle , what 's the point ? you can .. go on . run away . you 've given me what i wanted . alison 's alive . you can leave the rest up to me . i will find her . you can leave with nothing . oh -- give you consolation prize -- front - row seats at the wedding ceremony . right down front . you 'll get a perfect view . bye - bye . [ joshua laughs ] livvie : no . no . [ scene_break ] lucy : you do n't know what you 're saying . rafe , do n't pay any attention . ian : he knows i 'm right . rafe : no . no , i do n't . ian : how can you trust me if i ca n't trust myself ? lucy : i trust you . ian : yeah . you do n't know what it 's like . you do n't know what it 's like to have this run through your veins day and night . lucy : i know that you fight it . i watch you fight it , and you 're going to keep on fighting it . ian : until i ca n't fight it anymore , and now this vampire slayer has to create more of them , more of us ! rafe : i will deal with the consequences , all right , once joshua 's out of the way . now , please , give me the antidote . i know what i 'm doing . ian : no . lucy : ian -- ian : no ! lucy : give it to him , please ! give it to him . please . i believe him . i think he 's right . because if we do n't , joshua 's going to turn our whole town into some version of his own transylvania . everybody he comes in contact with , he bites . so if caleb is our only chance , i think that 's a chance we have to take . ian : i hope you know what you 're doing . rafe : i 've been at this a long time . lucy : a lot longer than we have . rafe : thanks . both of you . ian : just get it done , would you ? rafe : well , that 's the plan and , you guys -- heads up , because i have a feeling things are going to start happening fast . lucy : i hope so , cousin . i know that was very hard for you . are you ok ? ian : i just have n't been able to trust in anything for a while now . lucy : but you -- you can trust me . ian : lucy , no . lucy : listen to me , look at me . please do n't be afraid . you know when you look in my eyes that you can trust me . you can . [ scene_break ] livvie : stop ! leave me alone . ok . oh , god . how am i going to tell caleb what i 've done ? [ scene_break ] joshua : come straight here when you 're done . i 'll be waiting . joshua : the wedding is back on again , my bride - to - be . my lamb . here 's to us . [ scene_break ] caleb : stay . alison : ok , i 'll stay . caleb : no tricks ? alison : nope , no tricks . i will stay until rafe gets back . caleb : good . hey -- you do n't need to tell him about olivia . alison : no , no , no , no , no , no . we said no more lies , remember ? caleb : what good is it going to do ? think about it . it 's just going to stir all that stuff up . alison : fine , fine , fine . i just wish that livvie -- caleb : that , what , she 'd be more like you ? believe what you believe ? you know , she 's been abandoned by everyone that ever meant anything to her and when she gets threatened , when she feels insecure , she strikes out . alison : yeah , well , she usually strikes out on me . caleb : this one might be my fault . i made the mistake of telling her i liked you . alison : what ? why ? you do ? caleb : you 're a pain , you 're stubborn , sorely lacking in common sense , but -- yeah , i do . [ noise ] alison : um -- what is that ? caleb : shh -- stay . alison : what was it ? caleb : stay right here . stay . olivia ? olivia , it 's just me . you can come out . olivia ? caleb : alison , it was nothing . alison ? alison ! [ scene_break ] lucy : you can trust me because i have more strength than i need right now . ian : lucy -- lucy : no . i will be strong for you and for me . for us . ian : for us ? lucy : mm - hmm . what is it ? are you ok ? ian : yeah . i 'm fine , fine . i 'm fine . lucy : ok . ian : i ca n't -- lucy : yes , for us . you can . you can . i -- i love you . [ scene_break ] rafe : caleb . caleb : here we go . rafe : ok , here 's the thing . you were right . i was holding out on you . i have livvie 's antidote . caleb : you what ? livvie : you do ? rafe : yeah . caleb : why you coming clean now ? rafe : i do n't know . i guess i finally started listening to alison . where is she ? caleb : gone . rafe : gone ? caleb : look , i do n't know what happened . we were just sitting right here . we were talking . i heard something outside , and when i came in , she 'd disappeared . rafe : oh , that 's great . she ca n't just disappear ! vampires -- vampires disappear . livvie : vampires ? rafe : yeah . you know , like you . caleb : you know anything about this ? livvie : no , of course not . i was n't here , and i do n't have any idea what might have happened to alison . [ scene_break ] joshua : let me see what the tea leaves say . alison : get your hands off me ! joshua : `` all of your desires will be fulfilled . `` alison : seriously -- ow ! let me go ! joshua : that 's why i love this brand . ah -- those dulcet tones . frank : special delivery , joshua . joshua : thank you , frank . did you miss me ? alison : no . joshua : well , i missed you . i ca n't tell you how wonderful it is to see you again , alison , and alive . alison : stop it . joshua : would you -- please , please , please , do n't bruise that pale bridal flesh . it tears me up to see you so agitated when all i want to do is make you happy . alison : never in this lifetime . joshua : well , even so , i 'd like the opportunity to try . that 's why i have you a pre - wedding gift . alison : i do n't want it . joshua : you do n't know what it is . alison : i do n't care . get your hands off me ! joshua : alison , i thought you should have someone here that you can trust . it would make the transition a little easier for you , so that 's why i have a gift for you . mystery guest , entre vous , sil'vous plait . franklin ? he does n't speak french . frank : you heard the boss . you want to work with us ? you 're on . jamal : hey . alison ? alison : no , you did n't turn him . not him . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] alison : he 's going to find us , he 's going to rescue us , ok ? i promise you . jamal : what makes you think that i want to be saved ? rafe : you turned alison over , did n't you ? huh ? livvie , tell me . did you ? come on , tell me !
lucy 's attempt to seduce a reluctant ian is interrupted by the arrival of her cousin . asking for the antidote back , rafe stuns ian and lucy by announcing his intention to allow caleb to become a vampire if it will mean vanquishing joshua . maintaining that no vampire can be trusted , ian refuses to cooperate until lucy steps in and voices her own opinion . after rafe leaves , lucy again tries to seduce the man she loves , unaware that his vampire nature is rising to the surface . caleb takes care of alison , who is grateful to him for saving her life . realizing that olivia must have been her attacker , she confronts caleb with her suspicion . he persuades her not to tell rafe despite their pact not to have any secrets . in an attempt to ward off yet another unwarranted attack by her former best friend , alison tries to leave , but caleb persuades her to stay . olivia offers to lead joshua to alison -- who is very much alive -- in return for the antidote . joshua learns that it 's missing and accuses her of playing games . olivia informs him that rafe must have stolen it . joshua goes after her with a stake until she begs for mercy . he lets her go , because he can find alison without her help . fleeing the villa , olivia worries about how to tell caleb what she 's done . joshua arranges for alison to be delivered to him . caleb blames himself for olivia 's behavior , since he should n't have admitted to liking alison as a person . when he returns from investigating a noise , alison is gone . rafe returns to the catacombs and admits to having the antidote . learning that alison is gone , he looks at olivia accusingly . frank delivers alison to joshua , who presents her with a pre - wedding gift in the form of jamal .
livvie : why are you getting so angry with me ? i told you i was sorry . i told you i made a mistake . caleb : and that 's supposed to , what , just make it all better ? did you think for a second -- livvie : i -- caleb : did you think about -- no , i do n't think you did , and look what you 've done now . livvie : i thought you understood . you told rafe that -- caleb : i would 've told rafe anything to get the antidote . i was n't going to admit that you screwed up . but you wanted to get rid of alison , and that 's why you went to joshua . livvie : i did it for us . caleb : you did it for yourself because you 're scared i 'm going to stop loving you . are you ever going to trust me ? livvie : how can i when you are just taking their side over mine all the time ? caleb : i 'm not taking their side . we were this close to getting the antidote until you had to give alison up . livvie : rafe destroyed the antidote , not me ! caleb : you might as well have . livvie : why are you acting like this ? i did it because i love you , but you ca n't see that because you 're acting like them more and more every day . caleb : what does that mean ? livvie : you 're becoming human , caleb , but you ca n't see it because the longer you 're among them , the more normal it seems to you . but you 've changed . you 're becoming one of them . [ scene_break ] joshua : everything that i ever dreamed about is about to come true . everything i ever envisioned and worked for so diligently , culminating with you -- you , my crowning glory . woman : do you want to keep her hair up or down ? joshua : oh , up . she has such a beautiful neck , i want to be able to see it . alison : no . no , do n't . joshua : alison ? alison : i -- i want to make myself beautiful . joshua : well , i 'm glad you 're finally coming around . alison : i want to make myself beautiful for rafe . [ scene_break ] rafe : the show is officially over ! ricky : dude , what the hell do you think you 're doing ? reese : what are you doing ? rafe : you tell me where joshua is now , or i swear to god i 'll kill all of you . caleb : all of our problems have to do with me becoming mortal -- is that it ? livvie : yeah , that 's right . caleb : i will never be one of them . livvie : so you really do n't see it ? caleb : what i see , what i hear , is you making excuses again . livvie : oh . ok , fine , i am totally wrong . i mean , you -- you have been acting completely like yourself -- kissing alison , writing songs with her , working with rafe . i mean , that 's totally normal for you . caleb : everything i did , everything i did was for the antidote . livvie : and that 's exactly what i was doing . whether you want to believe it or not , i was choosing us over alison , something you used to do . caleb : so all of this was just for the antidote ? livvie : no . i saw how you were with her , and i wanted her gone . caleb : i have no interest in alison . livvie : but i know what i saw , caleb . i know what i sensed between the two of you , and there was nothing i could do about it . i ca n't be with you the way i want , you ca n't be with me the way you want , and there was alison maneuvering her way right in the middle of us . caleb : so in your head , alison -- she was coming on to me ? livvie : that 's what it felt like . caleb : oh , olivia , just -- livvie : i thought t i was going to lose you . caleb , i ca n't let that happen . i can not be abandoned , not by you . i saw a chance to get rid of alison and get the cure for myself , and i took it , and you know what ? i 'm not sorry . i 'd do it again . caleb : leaving you -- it 's not an option for me . you -- you 're the only woman in the world for me . why ca n't you see that ? livvie : because here you are defending alison when the old caleb would 've understood . he would never let anyone come between us . i love you . do n't you see that ? and i want us to be together , and i 'm willing to do whatever it takes to make that happen . can you say the same ? [ scene_break ] joshua : leave us , girls . go find a meal . rafe 's not coming here , alison . alison : do n't be silly . joshua : rafe is not going to find you here . the sooner you get used to that idea , the better . alison : rafe , stop joking around . i 'm being serious . joshua : what did you call me ? alison : you 're already here and i 'm so glad . you have no idea . joshua : did you just call me rafe ? alison : yes , of course i called you rafe . is n't that your name ? joshua : stop joking around . i 'm not amused . alison : i 'm not joking around , rafe . joshua : will you stop calling me that ? you know perfectly well what my name is ! alison : i think that someone needs to relieve a little bit of tension , do n't you ? joshua : i do n't know what game you 're playing . alison : i 'm not playing any games , although i do think you 're playing a game , and i do n't mind if i play along . i know exactly who you are . you 're rafe kovich . you 're the man that i fell in love with . you 're my angel , the man who i 'll love for the rest of my life . joshua : i do n't find this very funny . alison : i 'm not trying to be funny , i 'm just trying to get close to you -- joshua : stop it ! alison : why are you so upset with me ? you know i hate it when you 're angry with me , but i do love it when we kiss and make up . joshua : very good . very good . alison : yes , i am . you have n't forgotten that . joshua : you 're very clever pretending to have a nervous breakdown . you 're going to be a lot more fun than i thought you 'd be . alison : you know what would be fun ? joshua : what ? alison : if we pretended like we were back on the train . yeah . yeah , we -- we could have all of our pink roses , you know , like you have placed all over the place . because you know -- you know that they are my favorite flower and you know what i love to do with pink roses . joshua : stop it . alison : that 's one of the million reasons why i love you , because you 're so thoughtful like that . i love you , rafe . do n't ever leave me , ok ? do n't ever leave me . promise me . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : hey . kevin : hey . you ready to go in ? elizabeth : yeah , why did you want to meet here ? kevin : i 'm running low on my medication and i need to get some more . elizabeth : you get your medication there ? kevin : let 's go , come on . rafe : ok , now , who 's going first ? jack : rafe , come on . elizabeth : my god , what 's going on ? jack : chill out right now . rafe : ok , move out of my way ! ok , ricky -- caz : hey , hey ! rafe : you 're the biggest kisser of joshua 's ring . you need to tell me where he is . ricky : i do n't know where he is , but you need to get your hands off me ! rafe : i do n't believe you ! casey : hey , hey , hey ! wait , all right ? you know , he 's been with me the whole time . we have n't seen joshua . reese : he has n't even been by the club , all right ? not that i 'd tell you even if he had . jack : look , rafe , we know you 're in a lot of pain , but what 's going after joshua going to do ? rafe : jack , tell me where he is . jack : i do n't know where he is . i do n't keep tabs on the guy . ricky : dude , what the hell is wrong with you ? livvie killed your girl ! go after her ! reese : oh , he lost her in the dark , remember ? rafe : you , shut up . jack : hey -- come on , we all miss alison , all right , but going after joshua is not going to bring her back . rafe : all right , alison 's not dead ! jack : what ? kevin : what did you say ? rafe : it was a ploy to keep joshua away from her . but now he has her . elizabeth : joshua has her ? jack : thank god she 's alive . rafe : i 'll explain more later . right now i have to find her and this bar is full of vampires , so somebody here knows where she is ! so tell me , or the killing starts now ! what about you , pal ? you know where your master is ? come on , start talking . or are you ready to die ? [ scene_break ] caleb : you are amazing . livvie : so does this mean you 're not mad at me anymore ? caleb : you were right . livvie : really ? caleb : we never should 've trusted rafe . he was holding out on us the whole time . livvie : after we came through for him with alison . caleb : do n't worry . he 'll get his worse than he already is . livvie : so does this mean you understand what i did ? caleb : what you did was n't very well thought out , but it was brave . i ca n't get mad at you for putting it all on the line for us . livvie : even though it was alison ? caleb : like you said , when have i ever cared who was sacrificed for us ? livvie : yeah , but it did n't work . i did n't get the antidote . caleb : we 'll find a way . we 'll fix this . livvie : you do n't mean getting alison back ? caleb : she 's rafe 's problem now . we have no use for her . livvie : i mean , rafe destroyed the antidote , so there 's -- there 's nothing we can do . caleb : maybe there is . livvie : what ? caleb : maybe there is . livvie : what are you doing ? caleb : there might be a little trace of it still here . livvie : oh , come on , caleb , there 's nothing -- caleb : no listen -- listen to me . we could have it analyzed . if it was manufactured , we could find out the components . maybe someone could mix it for us again . livvie : who ? who in their right mind would help us ? caleb : are you saying we 're not well - liked ? livvie : you know everyone hates us . what are we going to do ? caleb : we 'll just have to ask very nicely . [ scene_break ] rafe : what about you , pal ? you know anything about where your master is ? man : i do n't know anything , i swear ! rafe : no ? that 's not good enough ! frank : let him go ! rafe : ok ! now we 're talking . if it is n't joshua 's number one . come on , frank , tell me . where is she ? because i know you know . frank : you really think i 'd answer any of your questions ? rafe : yeah , because if you do n't , i 'll kill you . frank : not if i kill you first . rafe : all right , this is your last chance . where is she ? frank : probably moaning joshua 's name by now . [ rafe screams ] casey : rafe -- rafe , watch out ! rafe : jack , what are you doing ? jack : what is wrong with you , man ? frank : now you die ! jack : hey , not in here , frank . frank : you do n't tell me what to do . jack : did joshua order you to kill him ? no . you do n't know what he wants to do with him yet . come on , put it down . [ scene_break ] chris : hello ? is anybody there ? just me , myself , and i -- my three favorite people . oh , you 've got to be kidding me . chris : yeah , i need maintenance . we lost power up in the -- caleb : maintenance ? we do n't need no stinking maintenance . chris : hey , caleb . caleb : long time no see . chris : what are you doing here ? thought i 'd patched you up pretty well last -- ah ! livvie : where you going , chris ? chris : what -- what do you want ? caleb : actually , it 's your lucky night . you get to do us a favor . [ scene_break ] kevin : i actually believed that alison was killed by my daughter ! oh , my god , i almost punished her for it . elizabeth : no , listen , i only recently found out . kevin : so , what , you kept lying to me ? what is it , i help you through your pain , but you just let me twist in the breeze ? elizabeth : no , listen , i could n't tell anyone . her life depended on it . kevin : what about my daughter 's life ? there were people who were ready to kill her ! elizabeth : i -- look , i 'm sorry , ok , but livvie is ok . alison is not ok . we 've got to go find her . what , you 're not going to come with me ? kevin : no . frank : hey . do n't ever interfere in my business again . jack : this club is my business , frank , and i 'll run it however i see fit . if you got a problem with that , go take it up with joshua . come on , man , chill out . i just saved your butt in here . frank : no , jack , the way i see it , you saved rafe . i do n't think the boss will be very happy about that . jack : well , then tell him . see who he favors more -- me , who manages the band , runs the club , brings in a lot of money , or you , who has screwed up pretty much ever since he got his fangs . frank : i 'll be watching you , jack . your days are numbered . [ scene_break ] casey : rafe , what the hell do you think you 're doing ? you almost got yourself killed back there ! rafe : yeah , i do n't care ! casey : well , you know what ? that 's tough because i do , all right ? rafe : you do ? ok , then help me , ok , because i ca n't do this right now . i ca n't -- i ca n't see where alison is , but you can . just tell me . casey : rafe -- rafe : tell me where she is . casey : i do n't know . rafe : tell me . just -- casey : i do n't know . rafe : what do you mean , you do n't know ? you going to follow the rules now ? not now ! casey : no , i 'm not talking about the rules , ok ? i swear i do n't know ! if i knew something , if i could tell -- rafe : then , come on ! come on ! casey : if i knew something that would wipe the bloodsuckers off the map , i would do it . i would do it in a heartbeat , ok ? look , i 'm sorry . i 'm sorry . rafe : i just got to find her . i -- ricky : whoa -- casey : rafe ! ricky : hey , hey , rafe , you all right ? [ scene_break ] alison : i love you , rafe . i 'm yours . for all eternity , only yours . ok . joshua : that conniving little -- jamal : joshua , what happened ? what 's going on ? joshua : alison 's pretending to be delusional . she keeps calling me by the slayer 's name . jamal : who , rafe ? joshua : yes ! and i wanted to break her neck every time she called me by it . jamal : so you just -- joshua : turned her ? no . jamal : but i thought you wanted her to be your bride . joshua : i wo n't be made a fool of . i wo n't have anyone laugh at me . she has to call me by my name and bend to my will before i make her my bride . jamal : ok , so the trick to this is that she kind of has to want to marry you ? joshua : yes . otherwise i just create another slave , not a bride . jamal : right . maybe i can help . joshua : you ? jamal : let me go in there and talk to her . she trusts me . joshua : but i 'll be watching you . you 're a new recruit . your loyalty must be beyond question . do you understand ? jamal : understood . [ knock on door ] jamal : hey , it 's me . alison ? you can drop the act now . look , i said i was sorry about blasting you earlier , ok ? i was just a little upset about what happened to me . but i know it 's not your fault . alison , you know i do n't want anything to happen to you . you know that , all right ? come on , just let me help you , all right ? i 'm going to get you out of here . [ scene_break ] joshua : it 's not that i do n't trust your instincts , frank , but i do n't exactly see what the threat is out there . frank : no , i did n't say there was a threat , joshua , only that you trust these people too easily . joshua : well , go on . frank : putting jack in charge of the elixir is a big mistake . forget that he 's robbing you blind , but he also prevented us from teaching rafe a lesson . joshua : jack already told me about our little friend . frank : yeah , i 'm sure he did . joshua : oh , calm down , frank . jack provides a service for me , as you do . i 'm aware of his strengths of yours and right now he 's of more use to me than not , just like yourself . frank : i did n't think you would mind if rafe disappeared . joshua : i will decide when and how . not you anything else ? frank : what about jamal ? you know , he and alison used to be -- joshua : i know what they used to be . it 's what they are now that 's important . and the extent of their loyalty is about to be proven to me . [ scene_break ] jamal : i promised to get you out of here , did n't i ? alison : rafe , i am so glad you 're here . jamal : look , would you stop -- alison : you have no idea . jamal : do i look like rafe to you ? do i ? look , drop the act right now . it 's just you and me here . [ alison laughs ] [ jamal mocks laugh ] jamal : fine . fine , we 'll play it your way . look , i said i was sorry , i said i would promise to get you out of here , and you want to act like this . alison : is n't this a pretty house ? it 's so pretty . there are so many flowers here . jamal : alison , i can not do this without your help . have n't we always counted on each other ? have n't we always had each other 's back ? ok . i guess that 's my answer , right ? later . alison : wait . jamal , please do n't go . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] casey : rafe needs you . he 's hurt . ian : take him to the hospital . ricky : what ? ian : i ca n't help you . i ca n't help anybody . chris : whatever 's on this glass is some sort of vampire drug juice and you want to know what it 's made of ? alison : you said that you would help me escape , right ? you said that , right ?
elizabeth is surprised to hear that kevin gets his medication from the elixir . rafe storms into the club with a vengeance , stopping the band 's performance and threatening to kill everyone unless they tell him where to find joshua . he stuns everyone by admitting that alison is n't really dead . after he kills at least one vampire and threatens another , frank arrives and takes him on . he goads the slayer into an attack . jack stops frank from killing him , but frank does stab him with a knife . ricky and casey take rafe outside to relative safety . casey assures rafe that she does n't know where alison is . rafe tries to go find her , but he collapses . kevin is angry with elizabeth for not confiding in him about what really happened between their daughters . frank and jack face off over which man is the more valuable asset to joshua . at the catacombs , olivia defends her actions to caleb , who is furious with her for messing everything up . olivia accuses him of letting alison come between them . she firmly believes that alison was coming on to him and that caleb is becoming more human every day . caleb puts her suspicions to rest by making love to her . afterward , he decides to find out whether there 's anything left of the antidote in the vial . if so , he plans to have more of it mixed up so that he can again be a vampire and spend eternity with her . they go to the hospital to inform a nervous chris that he will be doing them a favor . meanwhile , alison repeatedly calls joshua `` rafe , `` seeing his face instead of joshua 's and pink roses instead of red . not understanding his anger , she decides it must be pre - wedding jitters and asks him to make love to her . furious , joshua bares his fangs before stopping himself and leaving the room . when he informs jamal that she is pretending to have had a nervous breakdown , jamal promises to help his boss . when frank questions joshua 's judgment in trusting jack and jamal , joshua puts him in his place . jamal comes to see alison , but she still sees rafe in front of her . pretending to be offended by her distrust , jamal turns to leave . dropping the act , alison asks him to stay . jamal smiles evilly .
chris : so , what kind of favor do you have in mind ? caleb : what we 're looking for here is -- how do you say it ? -- a second opinion ? chris : you 're ugly , too . it 's a joke . it 's an old joke . it 's not a good one . but , look , you know , it might surprise you both to know that i keep regular office hours . people like to set up an appointment sometimes . you should try it . caleb : you do n't want to make this hard on yourself , do you ? livvie : yeah , this is important , chris . chris : that 's no big surprise , now , is it ? keeping in mind your current troubles -- you being a vampire and you 're not anymore . but , hey , that 's par for the course in this freaky little town , is n't it ? caleb : so why do n't you pick a side . chris : actually , i 'd prefer switzerland -- you know , neutral from the get - go . caleb : great . then you 'll have no trouble telling me what this is . chris : looks like some broken glass . caleb : there 's a residue on it . chris : so whatever 's on this glass is some sort of vampire joy juice and you want to know what it 's made up of , is that it ? certainly do n't ask much , do you ? caleb : identifying it is just the beginning . then we 're going to want you to duplicate it . [ scene_break ] [ knock on door ] ian : go away . [ knock ] ian : i said go away ! [ pounding on door ] ian : what ? casey : rafe -- rafe needs you . he 's hurt . ian : take him to the hospital . ricky : what ? ian : i ca n't help you . i ca n't help anybody . [ scene_break ] jamal : you really had me going for a minute . you should be an actress . alison : stop it . it 's the only thing i could think of . otherwise , he would 've already -- jamal : turned you like he turned me , right ? alison : my heart just breaks for everything that you 've been through . jamal : you know , what 's done is done . do n't worry about it . alison : how are you ? jamal : how am i , or have i fed yet , or have i done all the things that vampires do ? no . i have n't . i guess there 's still something for me to look forward to , right ? alison : jamal , i am so sorry . jamal : you know , save it . do n't even worry about it . but joshua 's not going to keep buying your whole delusional act for long . alison : can you help me get out of here ? jamal : joshua has his mean , bloodsucking soldiers all over the place . and to tell you the truth , joshua -- he does n't even trust me that much . alison : i know , but you said that you would help me escape , right ? you said that . jamal : i did , did n't i ? alison , do you remember that whole jack and that whole chandler deal way back when ? big problems , huh ? but you just knew how you could get us out of that whole situation . i thought you were smart for that , you know ? you were so good about getting us out of tight spots . alison : yeah i was . jamal : yeah . yeah , so think about that , and then also think about the game that we 're playing now . alison : so that 's it ? jamal : you getting it now , spunky ? alison : do n't you ever call me that again . we are not friends . we will never be friends again . [ scene_break ] livvie : chris did n't seem too sure of himself . caleb : relax . give him some time . livvie : relax , yeah . caleb , what if he ca n't copy the antidote ? caleb : yeah , i know . he does n't look like much , but he did come up with a formula that allowed me to create the special water . he lives for this stuff . livvie : i guess we do n't have any choice , though , do we ? caleb : no , we do n't . hey , he 'll give us what we need . livvie : what if -- caleb : what if what ? we will have the life we choose , the future we create for ourselves . we ca n't be stopped . livvie : i have to say this . because of joshua , my loving you could destroy you , i mean literally poisoned . caleb : poison . no poison . we love each other . livvie : no matter how hard you try and deny it , making love the way we do -- loving like mortals -- it just is n't the same for you . it 's ok . i can sense it . i just -- i need you to be honest with me . it is n't enough , is it ? [ scene_break ] casey : look , rafe 's hurt pretty bad , ian . ian : what 's wrong with you ? rafe : you know , i just got into a little discussion with some of our friendly neighborhood vampires , and i was doing fine till they pulled me out of there . casey : yeah , since you were just so kicking their butts , right ? rafe : you know what ? you should 've just let me be , ok ? casey : see , this is exactly how he 's been acting . rafe -- he wo n't even let us look at him ! put him on the couch , put him on the couch . ricky : all right , here we go . take it easy , man . ian 's got you covered . ian : what did i tell you ? casey : look , you 're his friend . you 're a doctor . help him ! ian : you look terrible . rafe : huh . you should 've seen the other guys . ricky : until frank got to him . casey : yeah , he seemed ok at first , and then he just dropped like a rock . ian : what have you got here ? rafe : ah -- ricky : whoa . where did that come from ? ian : you 're going to need stitches . ricky : i saw frank pull a knife , but i did n't think it broke the skin . ian : looks like it did . casey : oh -- oh -- oh -- ricky : hey , hey , hey -- are you ok ? casey : yeah -- i just -- i 'm just kind of feeling queasy sometimes . ricky : you 're not afraid of blood , are you ? casey : no ! i 'm not afraid , ricky . i just get kind of sick , so i need air . i -- ian : go with her . take care of her . rafe : he did n't get any vital organs , did he ? ian : no . we 're going to get you to the hospital . rafe : you do it here . ian : no , i do n't have any anesthetic . rafe : and i do n't have any time . just do whatever you have to do . ian : it 's going to hurt like hell . rafe : all better . it 's fine . ian : ok . you ready ? rafe : yeah , yeah , just hurry . come on . ian : what are you late for ? here you go . rafe : joshua 's got alison . [ scene_break ] alison : i ca n't believe you . you sold me out . you totally sold me out to him , to that creature ! jamal : well , you know what ? all of us are creatures , and i 'm one , too . and , you know , we got to stick together . alison : let go ! you 're worse than him . jamal : oh . she 's all yours , boss . joshua : well , if you two crazy kids have had your fun , i think it 's my turn . good work , jamal . jamal : it was fun . joshua : you can go . alison : you 're such a pig . joshua : no more tricks . no more lies , alison . it 's time for you to fulfill your destiny . alison : you know what , joshua ? you may be able to turn me and do whatever else you want to me , but i promise you , i will never accept this , i will never want this , and i will never , ever love you . [ scene_break ] ricky : hey , hey , hey , hey . are you ok ? casey : yeah . yeah , yeah , i 'm better . ricky : you know , casey , i do n't remember you being afraid of blood . i mean , you 're an angel . casey : i mean , mortal , angel -- that kind of stuff , it does n't change , man . i did n't like it back then . i do n't like it now . um -- anyway , thanks . ricky : for what ? casey : i thought it was cool the way you helped me bring rafe here . ricky : for a minute there , i thought you were his guardian angel . casey : well , i step in when i have to . and it looks like i 'm going to be having to . ricky : yeah , well -- casey : yeah . ricky : good luck . casey : whoa -- what do you mean , `` good luck `` ? this is about friendship , ricky . i mean , i 'm not sure what rafe 's plan is -- was -- but it looks like you and i are now his backup . ricky : not we . you are . i 've done my good deed for the day . [ scene_break ] ian : what about your partner in crime ? what happened to caleb ? rafe : oh , yeah , well -- [ rafe chuckles ] rafe : livvie strikes again . when i was getting the antidote from you , she was giving alison up to joshua . ian : i see . [ rafe moans ] rafe : i was an idiot to trust either one of them . ian : we all make choices . rafe : and , well , you know what ? i do n't have any more choices . the antidote 's gone . ian : what do you mean ? rafe : i mean , there was sort of an accident . the vial got broken . it -- it 's gone . ian : would n't be so sure about that . [ scene_break ] caleb : things are going to change for us real soon . you just got to believe . livvie : i want to . caleb : you want to ? well , then believe this -- there 's enough residue on that piece of glass to figure out how to make more . and then your fangs wo n't be poisoned anymore , you 'll get your bite back , and then -- and then -- livvie : and then we 'll make love . caleb : the way we dream about . and then you 'll turn me and we 'll have everything we want . livvie : i ca n't wait to see the look on their faces when we walk back into town . we just -- joshua -- caleb : yeah , i do n't deny that . we ought to give him credit for one thing , though . livvie : what ? caleb : creating a community of beings like us . but he 's -- he 's just such a hack . the way he 's going about it -- no vision , no finesse . people -- they do n't want to be ruled . they just want someone to lead the way . livvie : and that someone is you . caleb : maybe . chris : ahem . livvie : chris -- you figured it out , did n't you ? [ scene_break ] joshua : i think you must be confusing me with someone who gives a damn about love . alison : i do n't think that you 're worth loving at all . the only way that you will ever get it is by taking it by force . joshua : that 's enough . alison : the truth hurts , does n't it , joshua ? well , let me tell you something . let me tell you what you 'll have to look forward to . because i am going to be your worst nightmare . you may be able to turn me and to touch me and do whatever else you want to do , but i promise you , every time you put your hands on me , i 'm going to feel another man 's hands . and every time you look at me , i 'm going to close my eyes and i 'm going to see another man 's face over and over and over . joshua : you underestimate me . alison : i will dedicate my life to making you so sorry you ever met me . and it will come when you least expect it . joshua : you are a spunky lass indeed , are n't you ? alison : rafe . rafe . rafe . rafe . rafe . rafe . rafe . [ scene_break ] joshua : for such a bright young girl , she 's not very smart , is she ? jamal : do n't tell me you actually expected flowers . joshua : no . i just thought she might have chosen to make it easy on herself . do you have any thoughts ? jamal : me ? joshua : the only reason you 're here is to help make alison 's transition easier . you were once lovers . can you give me any advice ? jamal : are you asking me to tell you how to make alison fall in love with you ? [ scene_break ] casey : wait a minute . wait . you 're just going to bail out like that ? ricky : yeah . casey : i thought you were going to help . ricky : i did , and i 'm done , so now i 'm gone , all right ? casey : no , ricky , rafe is in trouble . we need to help him . ricky : i did n't put him there . all right ? all i want to do is play my music , all right ? casey : no , what you want to do is you want to be the center of the universe . you want to make cash . you want to forget the fact that your friends need you . ricky : and what 's the problem with that , huh ? casey : it 's selfish and it 's shortsighted . that 's what 's wrong . ricky : look at me , casey . i 'm nobody 's guardian angel . i 'm not a vampire and i 'm not a slayer . i 'm just a drummer , all right ? ian is the doctor , and he 's going to fix rafe up . and me -- i 'm just going to go back to the elixir and see if i can finish up a set , ok ? i 'll catch you later , angel . [ scene_break ] chris : well , if you 're asking if i analyzed and identified the sample -- well , yeah . in fact , you see , what we can do is we can isolate anything like that -- caleb : chris -- chris : take its components -- caleb : chris , we do n't need a play - by - play . livvie : yeah , can you duplicate it ? chris : yeah , i can duplicate it . are you kidding ? in fact , you add some nice fresh mint leaves and a good white rum , it 'd make a hell of a mojito . livvie : what ? chris : what you gave me was sugar water . it 's not the answer you 're looking for , though , i can tell . so why do n't i leave you two to work this little glitch out yourselves . livvie : i do n't believe it . caleb : rafe double - crossed us -- again . [ scene_break ] rafe : sugar water ? ian : yeah . you give me something for safekeeping , i take it seriously . rafe : so you switched the antidote ? ian : yeah , i had my own little plan . i wanted livvie to drink the fake stuff and bite caleb . one less vampire . rafe : you did n't trust me enough to share this little bit of information with me ? ian : you seemed to have another agenda . rafe : ian , ian , this was not your decision to make . ian : oh . rafe : i came to you because you 're my friend . i trusted you . ian : that 's my point . i ca n't be trusted . i put everyone in danger . rafe : no , i do n't believe that . ian : well , then you 're too naive to survive this town . you should 've taken alison and yourself out of here when you had a chance . rafe : this is our home . ian : no , not anymore . there 's a curse on this town , and i 'm part of it . rafe : i guess we really are in this battle alone , right ? ian : i think so . rafe : yep . well , ok , then thanks for stitching me up . but from here on in , you do what you have to do , i 'll do what i have to do . [ scene_break ] joshua : you ask far too many questions . but since you 're new around here , i will answer just one . no , i do n't want you to tell me how to make alison fall in love with me . i 've already told you , i do n't want a slave i want a bride . i do n't know any man who would want a bride who merely tolerated him , especially one who 's going to be bound to him for eternity . i have charmed a few women on occasion . jamal : ok . joshua : a little insight does n't do any harm . jamal : well , she does n't respond well to pressure . you try demanding something from her , you can guarantee you will not get it . joshua : good . any more words ? jamal : huh . yeah , she likes -- she likes honesty , ok ? try opening up to her . she -- she 'd like to see your soul , a guy who 's willing to open up and show that he 's vulnerable . wow , she 'll definitely open up to that guy . joshua : we 'll see . [ scene_break ] joshua : alison ? alison , i know you 're frightened . i know you 're afraid of me , but that 's the last thing that i want . i have so much that i can offer you if you 'll just give me a chance . and i know there are so many things that i can learn from you . if you could just trust me , then when we 're together , you could help me as i discover things about myself . alison -- alison : this is crazy . how is it that you think that you can love me when you do n't even know how to love at all ? joshua : oh , but -- you see , i -- i once did . but , you know , life has this way of just throwing you curves -- well , feelings that come naturally to you -- as natural as breathing -- they become like strangers . then , after a while , it seems like you 've forgotten how to feel at all . you 're everything i 've ever wanted , alison . you 're everything i 've -- i ever thought could make me happy . see , if we could just -- we could just be together , then perhaps you could help me to feel those things again . i know i 'm taking a terrible risk confessing to you , but you 're such a good and kind woman . i -- i know you wo n't abuse my confidence . alison : what is it that you want from me joshua : right this moment , i want you to get a good night 's sleep and know that no one 's going to disturb you . oh , and , please , perhaps you 'll give my words some thought . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] lucy : what has happened to alison ? elizabeth : joshua has her . you 're the only one that can help me find her . joshua : your father , malcolm , and i were friends . he helped to make me what i am today . jamal : look , i do n't answer to you , slayer . rafe : you might want to rethink that , vampire .
when advised to choose a side in the war between vampires and mortals , chris expresses a desire to remain neutral . caleb gives chris a fragment of the shattered vial in the hope that he can identify and duplicate the antidote . when chris returns from the lab , he regretfully reports that the substance was sugar water . casey and ricky take rafe to ian 's loft for medical assistance . ian does n't want to help , but casey insists . becoming queasy at the sight of the deep knife wound , casey flees to the hall , where ricky informs his stunned guardian angel that he 's getting back to his music now that he 's done his good deed for the day . ian wants rafe to go to the hospital for stitches , but rafe insists on being treated on the spot . he explains how alison fell into joshua 's hands , and he attributes the loss of the antidote to an accident . ian informs him that he switched the antidote with sugar water in a plan to get rid of caleb . therefore , the antidote is n't really gone . rafe is angry with ian , who considers the slayer to be too naive to survive in port charles . believing that jamal will help her escape joshua 's clutches , alison lets down her guard . jamal reminds her of the time when they all pretended that jack was her new boyfriend in an attempt to fool her grandmother . realizing what he 's saying , alison begins to yell at him just before joshua walks into the room . alison informs joshua of her intention to become his worst possible nightmare . joshua goes to jamal for advice about how to deal with her . jamal tells him to try backing off , since she does n't like pressure , and opening up to her . joshua gives it a try , and after leaving her alone , he laughs heartily about his performance .
karen : let 's decrease his linoxin to .25 and we 'll draw another level in 12 hours . colleen : got it , .25 . karen : colleen , can you excuse me ? colleen : sure . karen : thanks . kevin : colleen . karen : kevin . kevin : karen . thank god you 're here . karen : are you ok ? kevin : no , not really . well , it 's that thing we talked about , my problem . karen : you mean those drugs you 've been taking ? kevin : yeah . i think you 're right . i need some help . karen : i 'm glad to hear you finally admit that . come on , let 's talk over here . kevin : you know , what i think would work best for me is some kind of a program , a group session kind of thing . karen : i think that 's a great idea . kevin : i thought frank would know a good place to go . you have n't seen him , have you ? karen : i do n't understand . why do you need to talk to frank ? kevin : he 's been through this kind of thing . karen : well , so have i , kevin . i could recommend quite a few treatment centers . kevin : no . no , i 'd like to talk to frank . karen : frank 's the last person you go to for help -- unless there 's some other help you 're talking about . [ scene_break ] ian : ramsey . chris : oh , it 's only you . thought it might be caleb and livvie again . ian : again ? chris : yeah , they just paid me a little visit last night . ian : what 'd they want ? chris : nothing much . they just wanted me to analyze some residue on a piece of glass . think they were looking for an antidote or something . ian : i 'll bet they were . chris : you know something about this ? ian : um -- did you help them or not ? chris : i really could n't . it was just sugar water . ian : good . chris : what do you know that i do n't ? ian : let 's not worry about that right now . i need to get more packets from you . chris : look , i 've already given you enough o - neg to feed an army of bats . is the hunger getting worse ? ian : never mind the hunger ! just get me the blood , would you ? [ ian snarls ] [ scene_break ] ian : i 'm sorry . lucy : you -- you -- you wanted to bite me . what are you doing ? where are you going ? ian : i 'm leaving . i ca n't be here with you . i 'm moving out . [ doorbell rings ] lucy : ian . ian ? ian . elizabeth : oh , lucy , thank god you 're home . lucy , you 've got to help me . you 're the only person that can help me . oh , god , you 've been crying . lucy : it 's -- sorry . it 's ian . he -- he left . he 's gone . elizabeth : oh , thank god . lucy : what ? elizabeth : no , no , no , no . oh , i 'm so sorry . no , listen , i did n't mean it like that . lucy , he loves you so much . he 'll be back . he adores you . i just said that because i was so afraid that you 'd heard something about alison . lucy : wait , what are you talking about ? what about alison ? elizabeth : joshua has her . he 's taken her again . you 're the only one that can help me find her . [ scene_break ] joshua : i 'm sorry you did n't like what the chef prepared for you . you can ask for anything you 'd like , you know . i would do anything for you -- within reason , of course . alison : i do n't suppose you 'd let me leave here ? joshua : i thought perhaps after our little talk last night , you might see me differently , not as the monster that you think i am . alison : i do n't understand this obsession with my family . joshua : obsession ? alison : i mean , first there was my mother that you went after , and then you turned my grandmother , and then you come after me and you want to make me your bride , a woman who clearly does n't want to be with you and is in love with another man . i call that an obsession and i do n't understand it . joshua : i explained to you , alison -- alison : oh , i know , you explained . i 'm everything that you thought you could never have . whatever . i -- save it , ok ? joshua : i think you underestimate yourself . you ca n't imagine that perhaps i just desire you ? i want you more than i 've ever wanted any other woman . alison : oh , please . stop . do n't even go there . we both know it 's more than that . joshua : well , i 'd like to tell you it was more than that , i 'd like to be able to say that i love you , but i do n't , you see , because , quite frankly , i do n't know what love is . alison : let 's just get to the point . what is it that you want with me , joshua , hmm ? joshua : this has to do with your father . alison : what ? joshua : your father , malcolm , and i were friends . he helped make me what i am today . [ scene_break ] [ leaves rustle ] jamal : all right , look , you might as well come out and show yourself because i know you 're there , all right , so you 're either going to come out or i 'm going to come back there and get you . stacey ? stacey : how did you know i was there ? jamal : how did i know ? you sounded like a herd of elephants trampling through the brush . that 's how i knew . stacey : and here i was trying to be so quiet . jamal : so what are you doing and why are you following me ? stacey : frank told me to keep an eye on you . jamal : did he ? stacey : it 's not a bad job . i actually kind of like it . jamal : yeah ? well , i do n't . stacey : come on , jamal . now that it 's out , i do n't have to hide , and who knows , you might even grow to like having me around . i mean , we could even make it fun , if you know what i mean . jamal : no . i do n't know what you mean . could you please explain ? stacey : you have n't fed yet , have you ? you 're a virgin . jamal : girl , get out of here with that virgin stuff , ok , please . stacey : a virgin vampire . no , it 's ok . i 'll teach you everything you need to know . rafe : what the hell are you doing ? [ scene_break ] lucy : how did this happen ? joshua got to alison how ? wait a minute , are you sure that he even has her ? elizabeth : i 'm positive , i 'm positive . lucy : ok , then where 's rafe ? elizabeth : last i saw him , he was at elixir tearing the place up trying to find joshua . lucy : and ? elizabeth : nobody knows where they are , lucy . that 's why i 'm here . you 're the only person that can help me find her . lucy : i ca n't . i -- i -- i really wish i could help you , elizabeth , but i can not . i do n't have my slayer powers anymore . they 're gone . elizabeth : what ? no , no , no , that ca n't be true . lucy : it is true and i have all these people i need to help . they need my help so badly , and i can not do a damn thing about it . i -- ian -- i could n't help him anymore , and victor , and i ca n't even help rafe fight the good fight , so i sure as heck can not help you . i have become absolutely useless . elizabeth : no , do n't you dare say that you are useless , lucy . slayer or not , you 're the strongest woman i have ever known . you can help me find alison , and you can help me do it now . [ scene_break ] jamal : what do you think i 'm doing ? you ca n't figure that out for yourself , slayer ? rafe : i did n't realize that you 'd been turned . jamal : yeah , well , you know , there 's a lot of that going around town . rafe : huh . wait a minute , when did this happen ? jamal : oh , it does n't matter . rafe : yeah , it does . i 'm looking for alison . jamal : hmm . rafe : joshua took her , and if you 're working for him , then you know where she is . jamal : well , i ca n't help you with that , my brother . have a good day . you trying to impress me ? rafe : you know where she is , do n't you ? start talking ! jamal : look , i do n't answer to you , slayer . i never have , and i sure as hell ai n't going to start answering to you now . rafe : ok , you know what , you might want to rethink that , vampire , because they do n't call me slayer for nothing . [ scene_break ] alison : how is that you were friends with my father ? joshua : my mother worked for your family as a domestic . she was a housekeeper . alison : really ? joshua : yes , and your father and i were the only two youngsters of a like age on that vast estate , so we were constant companions . we were the very best of friends . alison : that 's funny because he never mentioned you ever . joshua : well , i 'm not surprised . as we grew older , things changed . he started to treat me less of a friend and more of a servant . when his real friends were around , he had me banished to quarters . alison : wow , that 's so awful . joshua : that 's why i would n't give up . i so wanted his friendship , his approval . i wanted to be a part of his group . but the more that i tried , the more impossible it became . you see , he was very much upstairs and i was downstairs , and never the twain shall meet . alison : go on . and then ? joshua : well , then one day , i decided to stop trying . one day , i really did just give up and on that day , i convinced myself that i only needed two things in this world . one was money and the other was power -- money to buy the friends that i wanted and power over the people that tried to put me down , power to tell them all to go to hell , like your father , malcolm . that 's the lesson he taught me . i 'd say he taught me rather well , would n't you ? alison : is that why you decided to kill him ? joshua : what ? alison : oh , do n't play stupid with me . i know that was part of the original plan all along -- yours and caleb 's -- to kill my father so that my mother would have no choice but to come back to port charles , and then you would take it from there ! joshua : i did not kill your father . alison : i do n't believe you . joshua : malcolm was my friend . i loved him like i would love a brother . whatever harm came to him , it was nothing to do with me . alison : are you finished yet ? because i think that 's the biggest lie i 've ever heard . [ scene_break ] kevin : you 're overreacting . karen : oh , really ? you come to me with some sob story about wanting to kick the habit , and all along all you want is score to more drugs . kevin : i do n't like what you 're insinuating . all i want -- karen : i know what you want -- to find your supplier , frank scanlon . listen , kevin , i 'll help you kick this habit , ok , i will do whatever it takes , but i 'll never help you score more drugs . kevin : i 'm sorry . karen : do you want me to help you find treatment ? kevin : no , i 'm actually working with someone already . it 's an addiction specialist . she 's great . seems i have a way to go yet . karen : well , it takes time . kevin : yeah , well , it would go a lot smoother if i knew what was in it . joshua told me it was vitamins and herbs , things like that , but obviously there 's more to it . karen : yeah , obviously . kevin : wait , you ran tests on it , did n't you ? karen : mm - hmm . kevin : well , i told the doctor i 'm working with that i 'd let her know what 's in it so they can devise the proper treatment . karen : what this doctor 's name ? i 'll call her . kevin : nah , you know what ? you 've done enough . i 'll handle it myself . karen : i 'm not stupid . i used to be a junkie myself and i know every trick in the book . you just want a list of ingredients so you can make this drug for yourself . kevin : you do n't understand . this stuff has changed my life for the better ! for the first time in months , i feel like myself again . i 'm calm . i do n't feel anger , i do n't feel paranoia . and creatively , it 's amazing . i 'm painting like i never had before . it 's incredible ! karen : kevin -- kevin : look , i 'm telling you that i need this stuff . karen , i need it ! karen : i know . i know ! kevin : then help me ! help me ! look , i promise , i -- i 'll do one more fix and then i 'll get clean . karen : but you wo n't , because one more will never be enough . you 'll want another and another after that . kevin : i 'm begging you , karen . you have to help me with this . karen : and i told you i will help you kick this . that 's all . [ scene_break ] chris : ian , i have been charting your progress and you 've been getting by easily on two , three liters a week . now , your consumption has gone through the roof . i got to ask you why . ian : that 's my business . chris : no , it 's our business . ok , when i chose to help you , you told me you would be honest with me about all your symptoms . ian : i 'm not one of your lab rats , ramsey . chris : no , but you 're a doctor , ian , and you know how much i 'm putting my ass on the line by helping you here . now , i could lose my license , i could go to jail , or even worse . so if i 'm choosing to document this , that 's the price you 're going to have to pay . ian : document this . i 'm using everything that is in me not to feed on someone , not to plunge my fangs into some innocent neck and turn them into the living dead , and that 's why i need the blood . do you understand that ? chris : i understand that you 're not worried about anybody innocent . it 's someone specific . it 's lucy , is n't it ? i 'll get you whatever you need . ian : thank you . i 'm -- chris : yeah , i know . i know . [ scene_break ] elizabeth : listen , i 'm sorry . i did n't mean to sound harsh . it 's just that if i did n't think that you could handle this , i would n't ask it of you . but , lucy , i know that you can do this . you can always do anything that you put your mind to . that 's what i 've always admired about you . so let 's just focus and i know that you can help me find alison . lucy : elizabeth , god , shut up . please leave me alone . elizabeth : ok , please just do it for alison then . do it for alison . lucy , you 've been like a mother to her , more of a mother than i was . you were always there for her when i was n't . and she needs you now . she needs you now . lucy : i -- you do n't understand . i am not what i was before . elizabeth : so you 're not a slayer ? so what ? what about your instincts ? lucy , you have that intuition that you 're so famous for . alison was always telling me about , `` oh , lucy 's so in touch with the universe . `` you had all of that before you were ever a slayer . lucy : before . elizabeth : yeah , you did ! so let 's do that . let 's get out the tarot cards and the crystal ball and your magic stones and let 's find her ! lucy : ok , who is it i am sitting here talking to ? elizabeth : well , it 's me . people do n't often get to hear me be so -- lucy : um -- maybe so right ? you know , maybe you are right . maybe i 'm being really stupid sitting here doing absolutely nothing , because the universe still has to be out there . i mean , we would n't be here if she was n't . elizabeth : exactly . lucy : and maybe she 's sending me messages , so i should go try and find alison . maybe i can see her . elizabeth : i know you can . lucy : so maybe i should stop sitting here and get up and go find my tarot cards and my stuff . elizabeth : you all right ? lucy : yeah . i 'm fine . something happens when i get up too fast , that 's all . i have everything right here . i 've got my tarot cards and i 've got my crystals , and i 've even got my crystal ball . now , she is a little dusty , you know , but maybe just with a little cleanup , she can be fi -- elizabeth : lucy ? lucy ! [ scene_break ] alison : i 'll tell you what i do think is true . joshua : go on . alison : i 'm guessing that you lived in some sort of little town in england . some average , middle - class family , small , little town . i 'm guessing maybe birmingham or bristol . right ? some sort of gray , industrial town that you feared that you 'd never escape from . but you were determine to do so , and once you perfected that snotty little demeanor of yours , you started to worm your way into people lives , people that could help you climb to the top of the ladder . but once you got to be king and you got to reign , you were so bittersweet because you knew that no matter how much money or power you actually obtained , you would never achieve the one thing that you say that you do n't want , and that 's love . joshua : wow . you 're not only beautiful , but you 're incredibly perceptive . bristol , as a matter of fact . alison : well . the truth finally surfaces . was that so painful ? joshua : more than you 'll ever know . [ scene_break ] rafe : sorry , jamal . but i did warn you . [ jamal groans ] lisa : oh , my god . jamal , are you all right ? what happened ? jamal : i 'm fine , i 'm fine . i just -- i just got jacked , that 's all . i 'm fine . lisa : listen , i 'm a nurse . let me help you . jamal : no , no , i 'm fine . i 'm ok . lisa : you got knocked out . i 'm trying to get you to g.h . -- jamal : look , i am fine ! ok , look , it 's ok , all right ? i 'm fine . [ scene_break ] karen : kevin ? kevin : what do you want ? [ karen sighs ] karen : look , i know you think i 'm being tough on you , but that 's the kind of help you need . kevin : tough love , huh ? karen : well , call it what you want . that 's what you need . kevin : you know , karen , i have n't exactly been lovable lately . so what does that make you , a sucker for lost causes ? karen : i have a program that i think you will do well in . are you willing to give it a try ? chris : hey . i set you all up . i left the blood in your locker . ian : thanks , i owe you a big one . chris : yeah . just take care of yourself . keep me apprised , ok ? elizabeth : somebody , please , she needs help ! someone , please ! [ scene_break ] joshua : i must remember to praise your jamal . he 's helped me enormously . alison : oh , my god . stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] kevin : what 's going on ? ian : i do n't have time for you right now . kevin : no , you may be her lover , but she 's still my wife ! that means i have a right to know . caleb : what are you doing livvie : i 'm making this easier for you . i 'm leaving . rafe : i came here for alis .. joshua : alison is otherwise engaged .
elizabeth goes to lucy for help finding alison , but lucy has lost all her self - confidence . elizabeth assures her that even if she 's no longer a slayer , she 's still very much in tune with the universe . taking this to heart , lucy gets out her crystal ball , but she collapses before being able to use it . elizabeth takes her to the hospital for help . determined to get more of his wonder drug , kevin tries to con karen into helping him , but as a former junkie , she 's onto him . she offers to help him beat this with real treatment , but she wo n't do anything to enable him to get more of the drug . desperate for blood , ian goes to chris , who is stunned by ian 's marked increase in blood consumption . although ian does n't want to give a reason for the change , chris reminds his colleague that he 's putting a lot on the line for him . realizing that ian is terrified that he will lose control and bite lucy , chris agrees to supply as much blood as he needs . rafe intervenes just as jamal prepares to participate in his first feeding with a vampire named stacey . surprised to see that jamal has been turned , the slayer demands to know where alison is , and he turns violent when jamal refuses to cooperate . a young nurse finds jamal on the ground , but he gets up and rushes away without allowing her to help . when joshua tells alison that he and her father were childhood best friends , she accuses him of lying . she comes up with her own idea of his past , which joshua admits is painfully true . after leaving her , joshua makes a mental note to praise jamal for his help with her . alison is stunned when rafe appears in her room .
ian : where is lucy ? caleb : you messed with olivia , and now you 're paying for it . ian : where is she ? caleb : you think i 'm just going to tell you ? ian : i do n't have time for your games right now . caleb : that 's too bad . because we 're going to play who 's hiding the antidote . ian : rafe already gave it to you . caleb : ah . that 's what you were counting on , was n't it ? then when olivia bit me , i 'd be poisoned . ian : well , it did n't work , did it ? caleb : you switched it , and now you 're going to pay for it . ian : do you know how easily i could kill you ? caleb : i do . of course , olivia and her poisoned fangs are spending time with lucy right now as we speak . ian : i swear , if anything happens to her -- caleb : yeah , yeah , yeah , yeah . of course , it 's all up to you , is n't it ? it 's a nasty poison -- painful , then deadly . so i suggest you subdue all this anger you have in you and give me that antidote because , well , patience is n't really one of my virtues . [ scene_break ] livvie : now that i have the opportunity , i should punish you for the lousy way you 've treated me . lucy : the lousy way i 've treated you ? are you trying to rewrite history somehow ? come on , livvie , do n't you remember ? i took you in when nobody else would . you had nowhere to go . and i also helped you get back your whole relationship with your father . livvie : who you dumped like yesterday 's garbage . lucy : that is not what happened . livvie : that 's exactly what happened . you could n't wait to shack up with ian . lucy : so you just have a right somehow that you rewrite history , change the truth ? livvie : come on , lucy . like you have n't slept around ? like you 've been faithful to your long list of husbands ? lucy : i loved your father very much . livvie : yeah , you know what ? i actually feel sorry for ian . he 's going to be the one who 's dumped for the next guy who comes along . lucy : what is this ? where is all of this coming from ? livvie : you know , i 'm just tired of you playing god with all of our lives , including mine . [ scene_break ] joshua : alison ? alison : is he gone ? is rafe gone ? i mean , you did n't hurt him , did you ? because you said you would n't hurt him . joshua : i kept my promise -- your hand in marriage for the slayer 's freedom . alison : right . so that 's it , then , i guess . joshua : and may i say you handled your farewell with great tact and dignity . now we can focus on planning our life together . alison : right . you know , i think that i 'm going to need some time to get over rafe , though . i mean , to get used to the idea of marrying a vampire . joshua : yes , but one with a sense of fair play . we had an agreement . alison : yeah . as long as you keep rafe safe , i will stay with you . that is part of our agreement . but i 'm not just going to get used to this overnight . joshua : take your time . we have time . we have an eternity together . alison : yeah . well , before eternity comes , i think there 's some terms and conditions that you and i need to agree on regarding our relationship . [ scene_break ] [ music plays ] rafe : what 's up , what 's up , what 's up ? frank : hey . did n't i throw you out of here ? jack : oh , this is not going to be pretty . rafe : you thought you hurt me , huh , scanlon ? frank : the night 's still young . rafe : come on . take it easy before you get all fangy on me because i just wanted to tell you i quit , all right ? that 's right , everybody . i am hanging up my stake . i just came here , i just stopped by because i wanted to be here to make the official announcement that rafe kovich , vampire slayer , has officially retired . come on , everybody , let 's all drink to that . [ scene_break ] rafe : ok , come on , everybody . the drinks are on me . let 's go . jack : all right , let 's go . come on , rafe . you should n't be here , all right ? rafe : why not ? what -- how come you look so gloomy ? how come everybody here looks so gloomy , huh ? did n't you hear ? it 's good news , great news . the vampires won , you know ? it was a clean sweep . they got the town , and they got my girl . frank : what do you want , rafe ? you really expect me to believe this little announcement ? rafe : oh , come on . this whole being eternal thing has made you kind of uptight , has n't it , frankie ? i mean , yeah , it has . i mean , really , i 'm telling you the truth . i 'm throwing in the towel , ok ? and you know why ? you know why ? because there 's nothing left to fight for . no , there 's nothing , nada , zip . so i tell you what -- why do n't you just have a drink with me , you old bloodsucker . frank : listen , why do n't you go crawl under a rock before i go against orders and off you ! jack : break it up . let 's go . come on , rafe . rafe : no , man . come on . come on , barkeep ! let 's go ! let 's fill them up . and keep them coming , all right ? jack : the only thing you 're going to be drinking is this coffee right here . rafe : aw , it 's stupid . come on . come on , you know what ? you 're no fun . i 'm -- i 'm trying to celebrate here . i 'm trying to celebrate my last day as a crime fighter , right ? and no one 's giving me a gold watch , right ? and nobody 's baking me a cake . so the least you can do is have a drink with me . here -- frank : toss him out of here , jack . his kind does n't belong here . rafe : what -- oh , that hurt but tell me , what kind is that , frank ? frank : at the moment , rafe , drunk and stupid . rafe : hmm -- yeah , stupid . that 's good . that 's exactly right . you want to know why ? you want to know why ? because i bought into this whole -- this whole `` good will eventually triumph over evil `` crap , ok ? but you guys did n't , did you ? wow , you 're great . you -- you had it figured out from the beginning . huh . well , i 'd like to propose a toast to -- to all of the bloodsuckers ! frank : he 's making the crowd nervous . get him out of here . jack : chill out , frank . frank : look , do n't tell me what to do . this is not good for business . jack : he 's not hurting anybody . besides , i told alison i 'd look after him . relax . rafe : wait , yeah -- alison . sweet alison . give me this . i 'd like to propose yet another toast . i mean , you can never have enough toasts . so let 's toast to the blushing bride . yeah . you know , i should -- i should really get them a gift , right ? but what do you get for the guy who 's got everything , including the woman you love ? jack : look , rafe , i 'm really sorry , all right ? just give me the bottle , ok ? rafe : are you going to -- are you going to stand up for her in this wedding , too ? jack : rafe , stop . rafe -- rafe : you still got the tux , do n't you ? right ? i mean , you should do that . it would be sweet , you know ? you know , if you do , if you 'd just do me this one favor , ok ? just a little , little , little favor . can you just take a picture of her , ok ? take a little picture of her in the dress ? because i 'm going to start a collection of alison in all her wedding gowns . all right ? can you do that ? jack : ok -- rafe : jack , can you do that ? jack : you do what you got to do . give me the bottle and drink this coffee . rafe : no , no -- no i do n't want to be sober . i do n't want to be sober ever again . [ scene_break ] alison : i think we need to set up some guidelines for this relationship . joshua : fine . clearly a marriage of like minds with agreed upon facts is better than one based on whimsy of the heart . alison : i assure you this has nothing to do with my heart . joshua : so , what will you expect of me , aside from the husband 's normal duties ? alison : i want you to stop further expansion in port charles . joshua : that will put a damper on my desire to create an empire . alison : i 'm sure it will . although , i know you have such regard for your soon- to - be wife that it would take precedence , right ? joshua : is n't that an interesting assumption . do you have anything else on your little wish list ? alison : yes . i want you to stop the human feeding section in town . you 're not to isolate them anymore . joshua : and here i thought it was convenient . you know , just one continual running buffet . alison : joshua , it 's not funny . it 's very cruel . joshua : and are we vampires supposed to starve ? where are we supposed to get our energy ? especially me . i 'll be married to a young bride . she 'll require satisfaction . alison : right , right , right . you can snack on each other all you want , ok , but no more recruiting . no more springing immortality onto people , unless it 's with mutual consent . joshua : you sound like you 're running for office , not preparing for a marriage . alison : i want to call my mom . i want to call my mom and let her know that i 'm ok because i 'm sure she 's really worried . joshua : well , actually , i 'm sure she 's probably passed out on some barroom floor right about now . alison : hey -- you need to have a little more respect for your future mother- in - law . joshua : respect for your mother ? for elizabeth ? alison : yes and for my grandmother . i want them to stay safe . that is the only way that i will come to this marriage . joshua : and you will be joined to your husband in every way ? alison : yes . but those are my terms . joshua : are you familiar with the term `` bluffing with a pair of twos `` ? not a very clever way to gamble . alison : is that all you 're going to say , hmm ? joshua : no . i think you 're very thorough and very brave , and i applaud your initiative . but your terms are totally unacceptable . so now you are going to have to listen to me , young lady . joshua : of course you can call your mother and tell her you 're perfectly fine . and you could also tell her you 're well taken care of . alison : well , how very kind of you . joshua : and rafe will be perfectly safe to roam free , as long as he does not become a pest . alison : and my grandmother ? what about her ? joshua : dear amanda . well , you know , i had planned to turn that rambling , old barrington mansion into a blood bank with a 24-hour drive - through for late- night withdrawals . alison : if you 're not going to be serious , then let 's not even have this conversation , ok ? joshua : i am being serious . i 've been planning on this for a long time , planning on a place where vampires can come together as hunters , instead of being hunted . now , since i 'm the one who holds all the cards here , you 're not in a very good position to negotiate . alison : i 'm simply telling you what it 's going to take to make me happy . you asked , so i 'm telling you . joshua : oh , there we go , another human weakness , the constant search for happiness . well , what you will discover is the more you search for it , the more elusive it becomes . the closer you get to me , you will understand that . alison : we 're not going to get any closer unless there is some give and take in this relationship . joshua : well , it seems to me that i 'm the one that 's doing all the giving . oh , cheer up , alison . you 're not the first woman to enter her marriage for strategic reasons . alison : no , i did n't enter into anything . you dragged me , kicking and screaming . joshua : countless couples have tied the knot , willingly and unwillingly . and after a period of time , most of them have ended up in loving relationships . alison : i 'm sorry , joshua , i thought that you said that love was a weak quality . joshua : all right , i agree . i do n't buy into the whole hearts and flowers thing . but i 'm a little intrigued the power of it . people die for love . men kill for love . if it was n't the great love that you had for rafe , i would n't have finally acquired you , would i ? alison : right , yes . i -- i would do anything for the man that i love . i would even walk down the aisle with you . joshua : there you have it . my curiosity for the great power of love . as we become closer , as we become more intimate , i shall depend on you to give me insight into the great mysteries of love -- how it feels , how you feel . alison : you know that you 're asking the impossible right ? you 're asking me to love you . [ scene_break ] caleb : the way i see it , you have two choices . you can give up the antidote and save the woman you love or -- ian : or what ? caleb : you know , as a doctor , you should know that a temper is not good for your blood pressure . ian : you know what i 'd like to do to you right now ? caleb : take a bite ? ian : you 'd like that , would n't you ? caleb : well at least we 'd be equal . we could settle this the old - fashioned way . ian : i 'm nothing like you . caleb : all you can think about is feeding . i can see it in your eyes . the taste . the adrenalin . the satisfaction . ian : i just want lucy to be ok . caleb : you ever think about feeding on her ? i must admit , one night i almost did . she does have such a lovely neck , does n't she ? ian : i do n't have to bite you to kill you . caleb : you need to decide whether a piece of me is worth her life because i 'm done talking . no antidote , no lucy . ian : take me to her . lucy : well , i am really tired of you sort of making up any truth you want to fit whatever truth livvie needs . so let 's just cut to the chase , shall we ? what do you want ? livvie : the antidote . lucy : we gave the antidote to rafe . livvie : that is a lie ! it was a fake . lucy : what ? livvie : oh , come on , do n't act so surprised . give me the real deal , and maybe i 'll spare your pathetic life for christina 's sake . although you 'll probably mess hers up , too . lucy : do not ever mention christina 's name . do n't ever go near her . and why in the world would i give rafe a phony antidote ? livvie : oh , i do n't know . maybe because you wanted me to poison caleb , because you hated me , because you wanted to see me miserable . i do n't know . pick one , lucy . lucy : oh , god , shut up . or just grow up . i am so sick of your pitiful whining . you know , this is all you do , is n't it ? you just whine and whine . you want me to tell you what your real problem is ? livvie : no , but i 'm sure you 're going to . lucy : yeah , i am . your problem is , is you think this whole entire world thinks about you as much as you think about your own little pitiful self . now , i do n't give a fig . if you want to go ahead and get caleb turned right back to that cute little vampire guy , you go ahead . you two can hang out in fruit trees and be little fruit batties for the rest of your lives . livvie : you never wanted caleb and me together . you forced me to betray him . lucy : you live on some narcissistic planet , and it 's all about you . well , meanwhile , this whole town is going to hell ! everybody i love is in danger ! so , god , if you want to go be with caleb , do . because i do n't give damn about you anymore , ok ? livvie : yeah , well , maybe that 's your final mistake , step mommy dearest . [ scene_break ] rafe : oh . i feel like my head got drop - kicked across town and back . ow . that 's when you know the party 's over , right ? jack : right . so you 're just going to walk away from alison , is that it ? rafe : looks that way . jack : get a regular nine - to - five gig ? rafe : i do n't know . maybe -- you know what i could do ? i -- i could travel , you know , because ever since i 've been just running around , taking down bad guys , i have n't had a lot of time to see the world . and right now , i 'd like to be anyplace -- anyplace where there 's no bats , except in zoos , you know . jack : rafe , shut up . rafe : what do you mean , shut up ? jack : you love alison . rafe : yeah , i -- ok . and she chose to live her life on the fly . get it ? on the fly ? jack : i have a hard time believing alison 's going to go to the dark side . rafe : well , believe it . all right ? an -- -- to the tell you the truth , that 's fine . that 's fine , all right ? jack : to tell you the truth , i 've never really cared for you much . but alison always believed in you . said you would never give up on her . rafe : oh , do n't give me that . you know what ? did n't -- did n't you do the same thing ? you promised livvie -- you promised livvie that no matter what , you 'd be there , right ? you -- jack : until i finally wised up and walked away . rafe : well -- i 'm doing the same thing . you know , it took me a while , but i finally smartened up . i mean , i 've been running around , this naive , little ex- angel boy , wannabe vampire slayer . and i -- i ca n't do it . i do n't know what i 'm doing anymore , so i 'm -- i 'm moving on . [ scene_break ] alison : you do n't even know what love is , joshua . joshua : ok , i 'll admit that . what i 'm suggesting is that you could teach me . you 'll find that i 'm a very fast learner . alison : no , it does n't have anything to do with being a fast learner . joshua : then why do n't you explain it to me . alison : i do n't even know if i can explain love . it 's -- it 's like when you 're with someone , you realize how wonderful it is to be a part of a couple . and the more that you 're together , the stronger your connection grows . soon you begin to actually feel what the other person is feeling . joshua : why do i get the feeling you 're no longer concentrating on me ? alison : because i 'm not . i 'm talking about rafe . and that 's a perfect example . see , i love rafe . you can take him away from me , but you ca n't take what we have away from me . nobody can do that . that 's what love is . it 's when something is so big in your life , so powerful , it 's just overwhelming . joshua : so big , it consumes you . alison : yeah . joshua : you can teach me that . alison : joshua , i will marry you and i will suffer alongside of you every day of my life , but i 'll never love you , ever . joshua : you do n't know that . alison : no , i do know that . because you ca n't force love . you ca n't . this -- what we have -- it 's a marriage of arrangement . you can rule a town , but you ca n't rule someone 's heart . joshua : do n't be too sure about that . alison : once you know what you 're missing , when you truly know what love is , you 'll want someone to come to you without being forced . and only then will you ever experience true love . joshua : it might happen the way you describe it . alison : yeah , it might . joshua : but then again , i might surprise you . you might end up falling in love with me . [ scene_break ] ian : lucy ! lucy ! caleb : olivia , it 's all right . bring lucy out . olivia ? ian : what did your sick girlfriend do to lucy ? stay tuned for scenes from the next `` port charles : desire . `` [ next_on ] kevin : i ca n't find frank . my supply 's run out . i do n't know what i 'm going to do . livvie : i got it . i got the cure . caleb : what ? livvie : yeah . lucy gave me the antidote .
stating that he knows about the fake antidote , caleb warns ian that lucy is in the company of olivia and her poisoned fangs . ian threatens to kill caleb , who strongly advises him to decide whether it would be worth lucy 's life . meanwhile , olivia snipes about lucy 's poor treatment of her and her father . lucy is confused by olivia 's claim that ian handed over a fake antidote , but olivia thinks she 's putting on an act . lucy informs her that she no longer cares what she and caleb do because there are more important things to worry about . when caleb and ian arrive at the lucy 's house , no one is there . ian finds her hospital id bracelet on the floor and assumes that olivia did something to her . alison lays out the terms under which she will fully cooperate with joshua as his bride , including no more involuntary recruitment , but the head vampire finds the terms unacceptable . reminding her that that she is n't the first bride to enter a marriage for strategic reasons , joshua reiterates his belief that she will eventually grow to love him . a drunken rafe causes a scene at the elixir , where he officially announces his retirement as a slayer . frank struggles with his strong urge to kill rafe in defiance of joshua 's orders , but jack hovers protectively to fulfill a promise he made to alison . as rafe begins to sober up , jack states his belief that rafe has n't really given up on the woman he loves . rafe claims that he has indeed given up on alison , who is clearly going over to the dark side . he further claims that this is fine with him , because he has finally wised up and is now moving on with his life .