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What has fifty heads and fifty tails? Choices: A: structure; B: flea; C: nut; D: bill; E: fifty pennies
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A
Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not? Choices: A: penguins only live in antartica; B: movement; C: birds; D: starvation; E: penguin's nest
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B
what do you call a hot dog before its heated Choices: A: steam heat; B: cold dog; C: lassie; D: scald; E: houses
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A
I'm as plain to see as black & white. I prefer to roam about at night. Just don't attack or startle me. Or odiferous emissions may result you see. I'm an omnivore yes it's true. But what's my name tell me do. Choices: A: skunk; B: nightshirt; C: elect; D: hill; E: creature
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B
I'm black And white with red all over Choices: A: white corpuscle; B: skunk; C: pearly; D: clarinet; E: foam
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A
What do you get when you cross a clown and a goat? Choices: A: silly billy; B: patriarchal cross; C: crozier; D: goats; E: farm animal
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A
I'm light I'm dark yet I'm not always around. Sometimes I'm have sometimes I'm full. What am I? Choices: A: im the moon; B: heavy; C: be my shadow; D: headlight; E: sound
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D
A plane takeoff it goes towards East nd Crashes there so now where would survivors be buried??? Choices: A: nim; B: distance; C: choir; D: survivors are not buried; E: jack
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A
How can you catch a unique rabbit? Choices: A: you neak up on it; B: bowler; C: squat; D: slang; E: bunny girl
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A
A big boss had a brother who died. What relation was the big boss to the brother who died? (Brother is not the answer!) Choices: A: his sister; B: brethren; C: seminary; D: blood brother; E: members
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A
My bottom is very large, my top is small, and I have ears. Choices: A: mountaineers; B: common; C: cornhusk; D: small talk; E: plough
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A
A necklace is found on the body of a dead man. He is lying in the middle of a court room holding a blank piece of paper. Who did the necklace belong to? Choices: A: paul ripstein; B: healing; C: centrist; D: middle age; E: parchment
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D
You might love me in summer but I never like the sun . The hotter the weather , the softer I get . What am I ? Choices: A: comet; B: closer; C: sound; D: ice cream; E: melting
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A
It has rib bones and back bones. It swallows human beings whole, then spits them out alive. Choices: A: house; B: independent; C: abyss; D: jeep; E: level
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C
Im a object that reflect of other object. I am coverd with many gallons of water/iam a coverd with with water. In the dark you would not see it. when its light you will?what am i???????? Choices: A: water dog; B: watering pot; C: pond; D: low; E: splash
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A
You imagine that you are in a bricked up room. How do you get out? Choices: A: you stop imagining; B: courtroom; C: gallery; D: accommodation; E: fancy
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C
Imagine you are in a box and you are in the middle of the ocean. Your hands ,feet,and mouth are tied up and you cant move. You have no scissors,no knifes,no nothing to cut out of you rope. There is also one more thing,you only have 60 seconds until you sink and die. What do you do? Choices: A: final cut; B: bugle; C: you stop imagining; D: no food to eat; E: tap
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C
Just Imagine your locked up in a box filled with water and there are sharks all around you, what do you do? Choices: A: fountain; B: turn; C: you stop imagining; D: hit; E: tap
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A
A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man toke out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why? Choices: A: he had the hicupps; B: male person; C: remembering; D: wonder boy; E: water wheel
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B
if a pink house is pink, a yellow house yellow, a purple house purple, what colors a green house Choices: A: houses; B: its clear; C: material; D: very clear; E: urine
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C
21 people jumpe into a lake. 24 heads pop up. how is this possible? Choices: A: bullies; B: sputter; C: 20 forheads; D: troop; E: tribune
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E
a father (who's a doctor) and his son were driving in a car and they get into a horrible accident. the father dies and the son is in critical condition. the ambulance arrives and brings the son to the hospital. the doctor is about to operate on the son until the doctor said "i can't operate on him, he's my son". Who's the doctor that won't operate on the son? Choices: A: disinfectant; B: emergency room; C: cord; D: waiting room; E: mother is doctor
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B
There are only 12 of these in the world but everyone has one. What's the answer? Choices: A: oceans; B: birthstone; C: world series; D: tests; E: comeback
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C
What kind of mint does Base players Chew? Choices: A: music; B: column; C: basemint; D: counterfeit; E: rank
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B
son. dad iam so happy because my class miss asked one question no one answers dad. what is the question? son . miss asked who broked the window? dad. what doyousay? Choices: A: conjugation; B: son i broked the window; C: looking glass; D: declension; E: violin family
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A
WHAT DO YOU CALL CHESSE THATS NOT YOURS! Choices: A: nacho chesse; B: auxesis; C: dat; D: west germany; E: surname
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C
I am big sink, with a curtain. I even have soap. What am I? Choices: A: cloth; B: bathing; C: bathtub; D: suds; E: salt
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A
a lady was found dead at the bottom of a cliff holding a peace of straw(hay)she commited suicide but did not jump of the cliff how did she die. Choices: A: she drew the shortest straw; B: end pain; C: was depressed; D: package; E: doomed
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C
Why did the turtle cross the road? Choices: A: thruway; B: checkpoint; C: going to the shellstation; D: thoroughfare; E: bypass
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D
I always point in the right direction. My instructions are written in black and white. Disobey me and pay the consequences. I will never say more than two words at a time. What am I? Choices: A: expression; B: presentation; C: print; D: one way sign; E: crosswalk
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E
A baby is just born from a black mother and a white father. What is the color of the baby's teeth? Choices: A: gear; B: take; C: steel; D: parents to teach the child; E: newborns dont have teeth
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B
I am very colorful, triangular, but most people don't follow my rules. What am I? Choices: A: poor people; B: food pyrimid; C: exercising; D: janitors; E: album
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E
Title: THE WORLD'S HARDEST RIDDLE" Body: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? Choices: A: poor people; B: machine; C: dust; D: cars; E: grease
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D
I am a thing that spiders make. I am white and thinn but if you see me in a moniter I am multi-colors. What am I? Choices: A: use; B: abstraction; C: spider plant; D: web in the internet; E: arachnid
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B
Why is eating at a restaurant on the moon boring? Choices: A: worms; B: because there is no atmosphere; C: sphere; D: indigestion; E: dust
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B
there is a black car with black windows weels and rims under a steet lamp but the street lamp is broken how can you see the car ? Choices: A: magnet; B: day light ; C: blackout; D: floorboard; E: color
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E
What did teeth give their teeth friends when they were sad? Choices: A: taste; B: denture; C: plaque; D: palate; E: mouthwash to brighten them up
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D
why did the chicken cross the road? Choices: A: footbridge; B: flyover; C: chopped; D: who cares; E: agnus dei
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D
There's a person who is at a store. Is it a boy or a girl? Choices: A: worker; B: robot; C: secretary; D: who cares; E: character
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E
WHAT ARE THE SCHOOL BULLY'S FAVOURITE COLOURS? Choices: A: iron; B: group; C: gold; D: crayon; E: blue and black
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C
The boy is a boy and the girl is a girl but the girl has no idea that she is a girl and the boy has no idea that he is a girl. The boy has long hair and the girl has short hair and the girl takes her top off in front of everyone while the boy thinks that rude and disgusting. Who's who. Choices: A: oil; B: dolichocephalic; C: their both babies; D: boy; E: catch
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A
When is a dog's tail not a tail? Choices: A: when its a wagn; B: houses; C: wash; D: maltese; E: lizards
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B
How do they drink water in the South? Choices: A: anemone; B: from dixie cups; C: salt; D: swim in; E: form
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D
One day a boy ate cookies while his wife said "Don't eat them or I'll eat your flesh for dinner". The next week he was still alive, how? Choices: A: cookies are gross; B: uxoricide; C: measure; D: boys dont have wives; E: boys to be boys
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E
What happens when you breed a a lion and a tiger??? Choices: A: stud; B: effect; C: weed; D: limp; E: liger
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D
Granny looked up from her rocking chair and said: As far as I can tell, there is only one anagram of the word trinket. What is it? Choices: A: section; B: inexpensive item; C: reading; D: word knitter; E: morpheme
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C
Tara has $29. 00 dollars. She bought 4 coloring books that cost $3. 00 each, 4 boxes of crayola crayons that cost $2. 00 each. She spend the rest of her money on markers. How much money did she spend on markers Choices: A: felidae; B: daniel; C: 9 00 on markers; D: dressmaker; E: leviathan
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C
There is a golden bungalow everything in the bungalow is gold - what colour are the stairs??? Choices: A: watermelon; B: shades; C: bungalows dont have stairs; D: ramp; E: suburbs
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C
What goes around the world but stays in a corner? Choices: A: progress; B: function; C: stamp hehehehehehehe; D: joint; E: package
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C
Imagine your in a big steel box with absolutely no way out. How do you escape? Choices: A: travel; B: turn; C: stop imagining it ; D: nothing to do with; E: dodge
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C
What tree is most warmly clad? Choices: A: cherry tree; B: ailanthus; C: fir tree; D: flood control; E: burl
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B
a woman shots her husband then she drowns him then she hangs him then she takes him out for dinner that night Choices: A: birthday; B: she is a photographer; C: stars; D: bridesmaid; E: escort
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D
I AM OF SAME COLOR IN AND OUT. FOUND IN EVERY COUNTRY. EVERY ONE HAS ONE OR 100 GUESS WHAT I AM?? Choices: A: mainland; B: ottoman empire; C: azerbaijan; D: tshirt; E: huns
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E
These two people you may have grown up with when you where little. They are old and warmhearted. We would not be here if it wasn't for them. You could talk to them when you where down and more importantly when no one was around. They may have spoild you and then again they could be mean. But some are nice and some are small like rice but I know I love mine for they are all mine. Who are these people. Choices: A: fine; B: liking; C: room; D: aunt and uncle; E: our granparents
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D
ifyouwere in a building with no windows and allyouhad was piece of gold mirror and rock how wouldyouget out Choices: A: foundry; B: gable; C: climb the ladder; D: use the door; E: college
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E
A man comes into a jail to visit a prisoner there. A guard stops him and says,"Hold it right there. Only relatives can visit. " The man says," Brothers and sisters, I have none. That man's father is my father's son. " How are the man and prisoner related? Choices: A: cops; B: straw man; C: airman; D: women; E: prisoner is mans son
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D
A duck is swimming in a lake. A cat is sitting in her tail. If the duck dives, what happens to the cat? Choices: A: swimming; B: surface; C: isle; D: he gets wet; E: salt
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A
their is a plane crash on the border of the USA and mexico. Where do you bury the survivors? Choices: A: nowhere their survivors; B: centavo; C: place; D: charleston; E: album
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A
What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees, Up,up it goes, And yet never grows? Choices: A: mountain of course; B: act; C: peep; D: dogs; E: hill
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A
you ride into a town on wednesday,you stay three days and leave on wednesday. how is that possible? Choices: A: your horses name is wednesday; B: beaver; C: prance; D: condominium; E: performing
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B
What paper makes you itch? Choices: A: pads; B: sratch paper; C: stock; D: handwriting; E: egg
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B
About the size of a squash, He robs the whole village. Choices: A: bob; B: rat; C: squish; D: learning; E: jackfruit
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B
old mother twitchet had one eye and a long tail that she let fly, and every time she went through a gap, she left a bit of tail in her trap what is mother twitchet? Choices: A: means; B: salamander; C: tailcat; D: mother lode; E: reply
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E
what is ugly has a internet and think they are smart? Choices: A: trig; B: wis; C: trim; D: real life; E: y o u
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B
I have caught 50. I own 100. How did i get them? Choices: A: serve; B: i mugged professer oak; C: grasp; D: hasp; E: root
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C
I'm big, I'm comfortable, but most of all I'm oh, so lazy. I have two arms, but only one foot. What am I? Choices: A: woman; B: leg; C: lazy boy recliner; D: saxophone; E: garment
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A
You can do it in vessels for getting you clean. You can do it to fabric to stop being seen. You are doing it when you've come up short. You've done it too when you've equalled in sport. This may sound like there should be images but then, You can do all those things without pencil or pen. What is the word? Choices: A: draw; B: flow; C: cover; D: ballpoint pen; E: yacht
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B
what do basketball players read in their spare time? Choices: A: gambler; B: tall tales; C: sneakers; D: opener; E: zero hour
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C
So a guy walks into a bar, sits down and the bar and starts talking to the bartender. he tells the bartender what was wrong with him. then he said, "man, i really need a glass of water. " the bartender pulls out a real, loaded gun, and flips the safety switch. "oh my gosh!" the man yells, then says, "thanks you so much!" and walks out of the bar. what was wrong with him? hint: he asked for water, but he wasnt's thirsty. Choices: A: public house; B: slave; C: he had the hiccups; D: thanks; E: sugar daddy
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A
U r the bus driver!!! 2 pwople get on 1 person gets off 10 people get on 4 people get off 6 people get on 4 people get off whatcolor is the bus drivers shirt??? Choices: A: color of ur shirt; B: fficer; C: shoot; D: maroon; E: black tie
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D
a man walked into a bath room with a real loaded gun and real bullets loaded in,he shot him self in betwen the eyes and lived!how did he do it and no,he's not superman or he didnt miss. Choices: A: gun carriage; B: bb gun; C: holster; D: he shot his reflection; E: bandolier
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C
why do tigers eat raw meat? Choices: A: whelp; B: paper tiger; C: because they are lousy cookers; D: spring roll; E: desire to travel
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B
A ship that puts a road in order, What is it? Choices: A: way; B: smoothing iron; C: conveyance; D: down; E: sailing vessel
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A
a mother has children. all of them are green eyed but 2,all of them are blye eyed but 2 and all of them are brown eyed but 2. how many children does she have? Choices: A: 3; B: baba; C: lacrimal bone; D: ametropia; E: olivine
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D
a duck behind two ducks, a duck in front of two ducks, and a duck in the middle of two ducks, how many ducks are their? Choices: A: canvasback; B: shuffler; C: takes; D: 3; E: servant
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A
if your bedroom were pitch dark and you needed a pair of matching socks, how many socks would you need to take out the drawer if there are 10 white socks and 10 blue ones? Choices: A: 3; B: dutchman; C: gown; D: nave; E: trestle
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C
I come in different shapes and sizes. Part of me are curves, others are straight. You can put me anywhere you like, but there is only one right place for me. What am I? Choices: A: religion; B: crust; C: jigsaw puzzle piece; D: silver; E: feature
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D
Dr. Frank and Mr. Dunce played 7 games of chess. Each won the same amount of games. There were no ties or draws. How can this be? Choices: A: sorcerer; B: program; C: recreation; D: they did not play eachother; E: gamecock
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B
There is a one story house and everything in the house is green (the floor, cieling/wall, furniture, etc. ). You walk in and you ask what kind of shade of green the stairs. What does the tour guide say? Choices: A: spa; B: house is one story; C: living quarters; D: music; E: well
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C
two brothers where born on the same day in the same same year the same mother and father but their not twines what are they?? Choices: A: triplet; B: indiction; C: they where triplites; D: bearer; E: momma
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C
Henry was out walking one day. He met his father-in-law's only daughter's mother-in-law. What did Henry call her? Choices: A: stopping; B: touch; C: he called her mom; D: aunt; E: daughter of a king
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B
If you are allergic to pineapples, are you allergic to pineneedles? Are you allergic to pines, and are you allergic to apples? Choices: A: apple butter; B: nope just pineapples; C: swiss mountain pine; D: monterey pine; E: just pineapps
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B
A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I? Choices: A: pink butterfly; B: beautiful butterfly; C: fountain; D: dust; E: lonely bird
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D
A man lives on top of a ten story apartment, but the elevator doesn't go to his floor. Why? Choices: A: buildings; B: it is too high; C: dust; D: he lives on the roof; E: machine
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D
i enjoy the earths creations and never kill. What i do to be happy is ilegal what am I. Choices: A: vegan; B: seism; C: unhappy; D: stoner; E: invention
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E
nanma wanna mela airna savari wanna nanma mele airna Choices: A: missouri; B: nevada; C: mantra; D: mulberry; E: oppari
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A
theres a pipe a carrot and a button that fell to the ground. what had happen? Choices: A: snowman had melted; B: piping; C: kick; D: groundwork; E: pause
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A
What is a sea dragons favorite meal? Choices: A: fish and ships; B: kelp; C: remove; D: tropical waters; E: seven seas
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B
Derrek's mother had some money, a quarter, a nickle and a penny. She had three kids, quarterless, nicholas, and what was the last one's name? Choices: A: loan; B: derrek; C: nickel; D: quarterleaf; E: presidents
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C
bottimetle what common saying is this? Choices: A: see; B: adding up; C: time in a bottle; D: wildcat; E: mark
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B
the more we make the more we leave behind what are we? Choices: A: carbon monoxide poisoning; B: foot prints; C: skip; D: blow; E: digital footprint
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D
How does a dog stop the VCR? Choices: A: finish; B: doggymnasium; C: black; D: he uses the paws button; E: tumbler
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E
When my skin gets peeled, I bleed, when someone cuts me in half they see cancer spots forming, when held I'm a bucket of water, what am I? Choices: A: wellspring; B: artesian well; C: paradigm; D: cargo; E: watermeleon
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B
A man rode into town on friday, and three days later he rode out on friday. . . How? Choices: A: sled; B: friday is the horses name; C: parking; D: prance; E: sundown
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B
What is long hard and full of semen? Choices: A: practice; B: submerine; C: rail; D: mural; E: belt
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D
A man lives on the 10th floor of his apartment building. Every day when he leaves for work he takes the elevator to the 1st floor. When he comes back from work he takes the elevator to the 7th floor and walks up the stairs the rest of the way to the 10th floor. Why does he stop at the 7th floor on his way back home? Choices: A: arch; B: pornography; C: team; D: hes a midget; E: live in poverty
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C
How did rich people get their money? Choices: A: smoke pot; B: they're stupid; C: they were calm and collected; D: movie stars; E: own property
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D
What is big and heavy and sounds like mouses. Choices: A: half brother; B: material; C: support; D: houses; E: armadillo
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C
24 white horses on a red hill 12 go up and 12 go down what am i? Choices: A: winter; B: stands; C: of cource im your teeth; D: herringbone; E: card
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A
A boy and his father/Mr. Smith are driving in a car they get into a acedent Mr. Smith died instantly and the boy was rushed to the hospital and then the docter says "I cant operate on this boy he is my son. " Who is the docter? Choices: A: it was his mother; B: sign; C: godfather; D: page; E: fatherliness
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