Technoculture/riddle_sense · Datasets at Hugging Face

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E	The man that builds it doesnt use it The man that needs it doesnt know it The man that wants it doesnt sell it What is it? Choices: A: dependence; B: briticism; C: symbology; D: bookseller; E: coffincasket	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	When you use it, you break it When you break it, you're happy Cleanup's a joy Especially for dentists What is it? Choices: A: solidus; B: pinata; C: novocaine; D: law; E: willing	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	which place is showered most offently. Choices: A: spray; B: bath room; C: at hotel; D: ruin; E: showers	Given the following question, answer carefully.
D	A lady has seven kids. . . half of them are boys. . . how is this possible? Choices: A: young; B: member; C: kid; D: theyre all boys; E: husband doesn't	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	if you have 3 oranges and you take away 2, how many will you have? Choices: A: common; B: two you took two; C: re; D: temple orange; E: ambrosia	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	All my 5 senses are perfect. But I can't run play tennis or do any type of Athletics the only thing i can do in Athletics is Throw a ball in a hoop. Why can't I do any type of activity(athletics)? Choices: A: column; B: i have no legs; C: take a break; D: sling; E: cards	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	A cowboy was riding on a horse to a ghost town on Wednesday. He stayed at the ghost town for five days. On the fifth day, he left on Friday. How is this possible? Choices: A: horse was named friday; B: ticket; C: paddock; D: thoroughbred; E: stadium	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	a man, lay dead in a field with only a pakage in his hands. The pakage is unopened and the cause of his death, what is in the pakage? Choices: A: arena; B: mans pocket; C: parachoute; D: workman; E: lees	Given the following question, answer carefully.
D	Why did the man punch the fruit? Choices: A: press; B: pistil; C: stereotype; D: it was written fruitpunch; E: servant	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	What goes up in the summer and down in the winter? Choices: A: togo; B: retreat; C: uphill; D: summer crookneck; E: tempeture	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	Never trust this fellow's grin His teeth are sharp and course his blood's as cold as icicles and he'll show no remorse! what is he? Choices: A: cavity; B: teachers; C: hypoglycemia; D: luff; E: crocodile	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	What is red and shaped like a bucket? Choices: A: sunsets; B: rubric; C: silk; D: cars; E: red bucket	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	What size do a very large egg wear? Choices: A: sizing; B: sizes; C: eggstra large; D: buckram; E: super	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	What's black and white, black and white, black and white?? Choices: A: temple; B: capital; C: black letter; D: page; E: nun falling down stairs	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	what do you you call the pig that can fly Choices: A: pork loin; B: maggot; C: snorter; D: pens; E: airporkairport	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	if a red house is red, a blue house is bue, a purple house is purple what colour is a greenhouse Choices: A: colorado blue spruce; B: green house is see through ; C: lodging; D: slipper; E: chrome	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	What symbol can be put between 2 and 3 to make the result greater than 2 but less than 3? Choices: A: index; B: scale; C: test; D: exclamation mark; E: decimal point	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Choices: A: phenomenon; B: swimming costume; C: keep quiet; D: representation; E: lawsuits	Given the following question, answer carefully.
D	I can be small as an ant and big as an elephant but i weigh absolutely nothing. What am i? Choices: A: mural; B: mcdonald; C: kittens; D: shdow; E: terraced house	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	imagin that your in a box, how do you get out? Choices: A: visualize yourself; B: stop imaging; C: get comfortable; D: mill; E: courtroom	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	If you are imaging you in a desert and you are felling thirsty and some camels start running you down and you are getting dehydrated WHAT WOULD YOU DO. Choices: A: projection; B: optical illusion; C: magnetic resonance imaging; D: streak; E: stop imaging	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	Why did the people laugh at the man? Choices: A: because the man was laughing; B: youth; C: because they are stupid; D: water boy; E: hope	Given the following question, answer carefully.
D	A man was at aconstruction site and a person said hey bro the man said he didnt have a brother how can this be??? Choices: A: he wanted to marry; B: contact; C: stepbrother; D: it was his sister; E: emotional states	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	Why is it that Snoop Dogg needs an umbrella? Choices: A: tailor; B: splurge; C: because of the drizzle; D: rainy day; E: awning	Given the following question, answer carefully.
D	What do ghosts call their parents? Choices: A: revenant; B: placentation; C: travel; D: transparent; E: orphan	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	What is Altoido's real name Choices: A: altoido; B: faction; C: company; D: bit; E: particular	Given the following question, answer carefully.
D	what do math teachers name there first child. Choices: A: academic; B: sexes; C: division; D: matthew; E: single	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	The head is the tail and tail is the head andyour in the middle. What is it? Choices: A: redhead; B: judge; C: church; D: tailplane; E: aisle	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	An old man got shot in the head in a car. The windows were rolled up, the doors were closed and locked, the car wasn't damaged and there were no weapons in the car. HOW DID HE GET SHOT? Choices: A: running board; B: he was in a convertible; C: automobile engine; D: cars; E: grille	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	What do you do to go on the other side of the door when you have: a bowl of oatmeal, a fork and a knife? Choices: A: lunette; B: place; C: go; D: closer; E: you open the door	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	A bird was flying in the sky it laid an egg but it did not fall why? Choices: A: gilded cage; B: soaring; C: vane; D: beetles; E: bird was wearing an underwear	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	In daytime they're together, at night time they scatter Choices: A: place; B: pillows; C: sleeping; D: terminal; E: clock	Given the following question, answer carefully.
D	tom tan got a tan then he bought some tokens how many t's are in that? Choices: A: more than two; B: tee; C: capture; D: 2 ts are in that; E: network	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	what do you sit in, sleep on and, brush your teeth with? Choices: A: sitter; B: chair bed and toothbrush; C: sable; D: lobby; E: nap	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	To the left of the clergy of backwards discourse, And to the right of the fortress sits the knight and his horse, He's duty bound to protect his majesty and queen, And though his path is strait he always lands in between. What is he? Choices: A: appaloosa; B: he is a chess knight; C: mongolia; D: stallion; E: racecourse	Given the following question, answer carefully.
D	what is as scary has a ghost,and as small as a bottle of nail polish? Choices: A: house cats; B: bullet; C: small stuff; D: your big toe; E: tables	Given the following question, answer carefully.
D	i am stared in a movie, i can make lite, i rece and chill, what can i be?? Choices: A: silver; B: ticket window; C: ticket; D: i can be a car; E: i can fly	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	A cowboy rides into town on friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on friday. How did he do that? Choices: A: jockey; B: spend the night; C: graduate; D: come early; E: horse is named friday	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	a boy and his dad are driving in the car , then they crash , the dad die's and the son is rushed to hospital , then a person come's in and says '' thats my son !'' who is that person ? Choices: A: water boy; B: old boy; C: boys mum; D: trash can; E: fishing	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	What does a chicken say instead of good? Choices: A: good afternoon; B: eggcelent; C: stead; D: eggs on top; E: nugget	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	Patrick and Grace went to the Casino. They went to gamble and drink. Patrick said to the man " If Grace can get the hankey of the host onstage in one miniute,you will have to pay Grace twice as 100 gold coins,six hundred of 7 gold coins and 99,000 of gold coins. "The man agreed. Grace won in the bet. How much did the man payed to the girl? Choices: A: idaho; B: nothingfor grace is a dog; C: colour; D: mill; E: salesman	Given the following question, answer carefully.
D	If a plane crashes between the borders of the U. S. A and Mexico, where would they bury the survivors? Choices: A: membrane; B: in the ground; C: mexican; D: you wouldnt bury a survivor; E: airplanes	Given the following question, answer carefully.
D	What type of flower grows between your nose and your chin? Choices: A: clover; B: nosebleed; C: orifice; D: two lips like tulips; E: blow	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	what is lighter than a feather and not even the strongest man in the world can carry it Choices: A: easy your breath; B: scene; C: birds; D: photo; E: hold onto	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	In the middle of the night, a man goes into his back-yard and shoots a bird. Due to this, he never sees antoher sunrise. Why? ? ? (Hint: the bird is male) Choices: A: egg; B: squawk; C: he shoot his rooster; D: part; E: bb gun	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	What is black, has a mowhawk, and yells Ah Piteedafoo!? Choices: A: black sheep; B: black pudding; C: yeller; D: judge; E: mr t	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	i am a cool treet that we can eat in summer Choices: A: birthday; B: dish; C: ice_cream; D: cooling; E: cream	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	what country has the mast fish Choices: A: finland; B: monaco; C: luxembourg; D: border; E: residents	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	name the country which has a lot of fishes? Choices: A: finland; B: belgium; C: cities; D: italy; E: ranch	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	A gleaming beach, Scorching hot, Gone at night, Back at day. Goldie locks, And beautiful sunflowers. What am i? Choices: A: flowering plant; B: yellow; C: green light; D: mustard oil; E: baking	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	there were 100 cups of tea and 1000 people. They divided by 1/2's. so how many people got tea? Choices: A: 200 people; B: mongolian; C: drinks; D: tea shop; E: afrikaans	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	How do you make 9992=998001 true? Choices: A: 999x999998001 9992999 squared; B: difference; C: hypothesis; D: proposition; E: myth	Given the following question, answer carefully.
D	A man and his son are driving on the interstate when they get into a car accident. Both need to be taken to the hospital. The hospitals are overcrowded so the man and his son are sent to different hospitals. The son needs surgery and but when he gets their the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son. " How is this possible? Choices: A: father is a boy; B: prostatectomy; C: father is a jerk; D: surgeon is his mother; E: daughters	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	Hello. Hello. What is your name? I will not tell you, but I will GIVE you clues. it has a J. it has a I. it has a U. what is my name? Choices: A: share; B: give; C: speech; D: repeat; E: justin	Given the following question, answer carefully.
D	there is a donkey tied to a rope the rope is only 5 feet long but there is some food 20 feet awayhow can the donkey get to the food? Choices: A: mouthpart; B: boiler; C: small intestine; D: rope wasnt tied to anything; E: beat	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	this thing is useless to some other things like a wheel. and it is parralel 2. Choices: A: square ; B: travel; C: squarerect; D: creature; E: rim	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	if you were sitting in an upside down room with a right side up chair would you be rightside up or upside down? Choices: A: right side down; B: let; C: rightside up; D: sauna; E: diagonal	Given the following question, answer carefully.
D	There is a bomber plane flying through the air. Nothing is wrong with this plane, everything works in perfection. The bomb hatches open and the clamps that hold the bomb open to release but the bomb goes nowhere. Why? Choices: A: tool; B: chironomidae; C: insects; D: plane is upside down; E: bombs	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	Who watching you but you cant see them??? Choices: A: your motha; B: hawk; C: watch case; D: duty; E: wear	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	What would you call a top-notch detective Choices: A: occupation; B: out; C: super snooper; D: bowler hat; E: house dick	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	A man went on a camping trip on his horse. He left on Sunday and came back on Sunday but he went away for 10 days. How can this be? Choices: A: hooves; B: sunday school; C: his horses name was sunday; D: herd; E: pen	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	if you 1 bird per cage you have 1 bird too many. if you put 2 birds per cage you have 1 cage too many. how birds and cages do you have ? Choices: A: dendrocolaptes; B: 4 birds3 cages; C: razorbill; D: cursorius; E: toxostoma	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	What is it that Karen had first, Mark had last, Paul never had and Lucy Locket lost when she married Peter Piper? Choices: A: twain; B: competency; C: pawl; D: post; E: answer is k	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	WHAT EVERY ONE HAS CAN GO AS FAST AS A SPEED CAR OR AS SLOW AS A TURTLE THOSE WHO USE IT BECOME RICH , FAMOUS , STREET SMART AND LONELY THOSE WHO DONT USE IT ARE FUN , ENYOUS AND WHITIE WAT IS IT? Choices: A: urban area; B: amphibian; C: human mind; D: jumping up and down; E: tires	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	Po likes Cho,Ming likes Loe,Pimp likes. . . Choices: A: make love to; B: hoe; C: salt; D: hustle; E: bedroom pet	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	THIS GUY HAS A TICKET FOR A MOVIE. HE GIVES THE TICKET TO HIS GIRLFRIEND, SHE RIPS IT. WHY? Choices: A: she works there; B: story; C: room; D: plane; E: pick	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	black within, red without, with four courners, round about. Choices: A: chiminey; B: raw; C: ball bearings; D: blackpoll; E: revolutionary	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	i have no head i hve a body what am i tell the name Choices: A: beanball; B: head and shoulders; C: jasim; D: dress; E: poise	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	i am stupid what am i Choices: A: jasim; B: sensation; C: goon; D: jackass; E: dingbat	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	If you are in a race and you go pass the person in second place what place woudyoube in Choices: A: rosa parks; B: orson welles; C: 2nd place; D: modest mussorgsky; E: eddy merckx	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	a man rode his horse to a hotel and told the people working there that he would stay for 2 nights. he got back on friday. how is this possible? Choices: A: plain; B: holly; C: horses name was friday; D: gathering; E: racer	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	A guy on a horse rode in to town on friday. He stayed three day days and left the town on friday!How is this possible? Choices: A: post horse; B: pack animal; C: horses name was friday; D: stepper; E: companionship	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	A man rides his sorse into town on Friday. He spends three nights there and the goes back home on that same Friday. How? Choices: A: midway; B: ranch; C: horses name was friday; D: birds; E: chess	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	I don't understand I'm simple and calm I'm expected of what people think I give you pleasure Believe it or not, it's true If takin proper care, I never drown But nobody has me, what am I? Choices: A: use; B: verisimilitude; C: perfect; D: support; E: produce offspring	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	Whatam I????I am small, a cute one, and a great one. what am i?? Choices: A: staddle; B: birds; C: dot; D: mouse; E: cutesmalland great pokemon	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	i am white and grey. i am fuzzy. i grow on trees. i come out in the spring. What am I Choices: A: rainforest; B: spindle tree; C: pussy willow; D: worms; E: peacefulness	Given the following question, answer carefully.
D	what did the traffic light say to the car? Choices: A: dust; B: dimmer; C: car seat; D: dont lookim changing; E: speed up	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	A little boy and his father were at the beach one day when the little boy slipped and banged his head on the sharp rocks. He needed surgery and the father had to go home. But when he was about to go into theatre a doctor goes up to the boy and says: "I cant operate on him, he's my son. . . " Who was the doctor? Choices: A: hi mother; B: son of a bitch; C: dads; D: page; E: fatherhood	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it drops out of a tree, it'll kill you? Choices: A: piece; B: pool table; C: machine; D: chestnut; E: mint	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	the two tomatoes were on there way crossing the boarder and one of the tomatoes got sqashed by a car so what did the other tomatoe say to the one who got sqashed? Choices: A: place; B: come on ketchup; C: canal; D: meal; E: highway	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	famiely member's make them other people break them Choices: A: promises; B: am; C: live without; D: basque; E: walloon	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	A brunette,redhead, and a blonde are stranded in an island. They find a lamp and rubbed it. A geine appeared! "I will send you back home if you say something that is true about you,if it is not true, you explode!" said the geine. The brunnette said that she thinks she is pretty and she went home! The redhead said that she thinks her hair is pretty and she went home. the blonde said "i think. . . . . . . " and BOOM,She exploded! why does this happen? Choices: A: chew; B: blondes dont think; C: opinion; D: tripe; E: cooties	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	this riddle is about a library has alot of books! Choices: A: national library; B: squash bug; C: blindness; D: scar; E: couples	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	There is a man and a frog, the man kicks the frog into a lake. What is the frog now that it was before it was kicked into a lake? Choices: A: frogs; B: moist; C: checker; D: ontario; E: wide	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	my hands are shaking his hands and my mouth is kissing his mouth and my eyes are looking into his end what is it ?? Choices: A: cut; B: cup of water while drinking; C: or; D: chew; E: read	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	What word has four "O"s in it? Choices: A: polysemant; B: kookoo; C: connective; D: onomatopoeia; E: thesaurus	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	A boy at a store cuts the pinaple he wants to buy in half. Why did he do that? Choices: A: term; B: item; C: give; D: full; E: he wants it half off	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	a detective walked up to a door. before he went inside, he heard: "NO BOB! DONT!" the there was a large BANG! well, the detective ran inside the door, to find a plumber, an electrician, and a traveling salesman. there was also a dead woman on the floor with a gun beside her. the detective immediately arrested the traveling salesman. how did he know it was the traveling salesman that killed the woman? Choices: A: plumber and electrician were girls; B: wall outlet fixture; C: dominatrix; D: servant; E: nanny	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	What do you call a cow w/nolegs? Choices: A: manatee; B: ws; C: eat grass; D: poll; E: freak	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	A man goes into an elevator and presses the 5th floor, he gets off and walks up the stairs to his apartment on the 15th floor. He does this every day. But when he is with a neighbor, he goes to the 15th floor. Why does he do it? Choices: A: lift; B: tall man; C: scholar; D: prisoner; E: man is a midget	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	How do you start an insect race? Choices: A: abdomen; B: won; C: one two flea go; D: cetonia; E: insectivore	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	THE RIDDLES THAT ANSWERS ARE THE WIND. . . . ARE REALLY LAME STOP ACCEPTING THEM! Choices: A: loading zone; B: squall; C: you suck; D: wind sock; E: breeze	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	What did the five fingers say to the face? Choices: A: resuscitator; B: slap; C: icosahedron; D: dignity; E: digit	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	There was this person, who builded a baseball bench. How many people sat on it? Choices: A: lucille ball; B: cynewulf; C: guardian; D: amerigo vespucci; E: 1 moyet	Given the following question, answer carefully.
D	there was a drunk man driving his car after his headlighta wer smashed having a fight outside a pub, the street lamps have been broken for weeks and wer still not replaced, suddenly a dog starting crossing the road yet the man was able to stop just in time and not hit the dog. how ? Choices: A: there was no moon; B: there was a storm; C: illumination; D: it was daylight; E: field day	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	A black dog stood in the middle of the street. The city was painted black, the streetlights didn't work due to a power outage. A car drove down the street with broken headlights and almost hit the dog, but missed him. How is this possible? Choices: A: rover; B: it was daylight; C: workday; D: artificial light; E: second	Given the following question, answer carefully.
B	a man was walking in the middle of the road and was dressesd in all black There were no streetlights and no moonlight A car with no headlights came racing towards him . The car managed to avoid the man. How did the driver know he was there Choices: A: roadkill; B: sun ; C: streets; D: form; E: crossroads	Given the following question, answer carefully.
C	3 people are standing under an umbrella. None of them get wet. How is this possible? Choices: A: vegetation; B: concentration; C: not raining; D: being dry; E: squirt	Given the following question, answer carefully.
E	Why are basketball players so messy? Choices: A: card player; B: chip shot; C: cager; D: server; E: because they dribble	Given the following question, answer carefully.
A	a plane crashed on the border of the united states and mexico. where were the survivors buried? Choices: A: they were survivors; B: pinnatiped; C: geometry; D: membrane; E: die in plane	Given the following question, answer carefully.

E

The man that builds it doesnt use it The man that needs it doesnt know it The man that wants it doesnt sell it What is it? Choices: A: dependence; B: briticism; C: symbology; D: bookseller; E: coffincasket

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B

When you use it, you break it When you break it, you're happy Cleanup's a joy Especially for dentists What is it? Choices: A: solidus; B: pinata; C: novocaine; D: law; E: willing

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B

which place is showered most offently. Choices: A: spray; B: bath room; C: at hotel; D: ruin; E: showers

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D

A lady has seven kids. . . half of them are boys. . . how is this possible? Choices: A: young; B: member; C: kid; D: theyre all boys; E: husband doesn't

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B

if you have 3 oranges and you take away 2, how many will you have? Choices: A: common; B: two you took two; C: re; D: temple orange; E: ambrosia

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B

All my 5 senses are perfect. But I can't run play tennis or do any type of Athletics the only thing i can do in Athletics is Throw a ball in a hoop. Why can't I do any type of activity(athletics)? Choices: A: column; B: i have no legs; C: take a break; D: sling; E: cards

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A

A cowboy was riding on a horse to a ghost town on Wednesday. He stayed at the ghost town for five days. On the fifth day, he left on Friday. How is this possible? Choices: A: horse was named friday; B: ticket; C: paddock; D: thoroughbred; E: stadium

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C

a man, lay dead in a field with only a pakage in his hands. The pakage is unopened and the cause of his death, what is in the pakage? Choices: A: arena; B: mans pocket; C: parachoute; D: workman; E: lees

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D

Why did the man punch the fruit? Choices: A: press; B: pistil; C: stereotype; D: it was written fruitpunch; E: servant

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E

What goes up in the summer and down in the winter? Choices: A: togo; B: retreat; C: uphill; D: summer crookneck; E: tempeture

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E

Never trust this fellow's grin His teeth are sharp and course his blood's as cold as icicles and he'll show no remorse! what is he? Choices: A: cavity; B: teachers; C: hypoglycemia; D: luff; E: crocodile

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E

What is red and shaped like a bucket? Choices: A: sunsets; B: rubric; C: silk; D: cars; E: red bucket

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C

What size do a very large egg wear? Choices: A: sizing; B: sizes; C: eggstra large; D: buckram; E: super

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E

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?? Choices: A: temple; B: capital; C: black letter; D: page; E: nun falling down stairs

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E

what do you you call the pig that can fly Choices: A: pork loin; B: maggot; C: snorter; D: pens; E: airporkairport

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B

if a red house is red, a blue house is bue, a purple house is purple what colour is a greenhouse Choices: A: colorado blue spruce; B: green house is see through ; C: lodging; D: slipper; E: chrome

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E

What symbol can be put between 2 and 3 to make the result greater than 2 but less than 3? Choices: A: index; B: scale; C: test; D: exclamation mark; E: decimal point

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E

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Choices: A: phenomenon; B: swimming costume; C: keep quiet; D: representation; E: lawsuits

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D

I can be small as an ant and big as an elephant but i weigh absolutely nothing. What am i? Choices: A: mural; B: mcdonald; C: kittens; D: shdow; E: terraced house

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B

imagin that your in a box, how do you get out? Choices: A: visualize yourself; B: stop imaging; C: get comfortable; D: mill; E: courtroom

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E

If you are imaging you in a desert and you are felling thirsty and some camels start running you down and you are getting dehydrated WHAT WOULD YOU DO. Choices: A: projection; B: optical illusion; C: magnetic resonance imaging; D: streak; E: stop imaging

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A

Why did the people laugh at the man? Choices: A: because the man was laughing; B: youth; C: because they are stupid; D: water boy; E: hope

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D

A man was at aconstruction site and a person said hey bro the man said he didnt have a brother how can this be??? Choices: A: he wanted to marry; B: contact; C: stepbrother; D: it was his sister; E: emotional states

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C

Why is it that Snoop Dogg needs an umbrella? Choices: A: tailor; B: splurge; C: because of the drizzle; D: rainy day; E: awning

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D

What do ghosts call their parents? Choices: A: revenant; B: placentation; C: travel; D: transparent; E: orphan

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A

What is Altoido's real name Choices: A: altoido; B: faction; C: company; D: bit; E: particular

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D

what do math teachers name there first child. Choices: A: academic; B: sexes; C: division; D: matthew; E: single

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C

The head is the tail and tail is the head andyour in the middle. What is it? Choices: A: redhead; B: judge; C: church; D: tailplane; E: aisle

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B

An old man got shot in the head in a car. The windows were rolled up, the doors were closed and locked, the car wasn't damaged and there were no weapons in the car. HOW DID HE GET SHOT? Choices: A: running board; B: he was in a convertible; C: automobile engine; D: cars; E: grille

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E

What do you do to go on the other side of the door when you have: a bowl of oatmeal, a fork and a knife? Choices: A: lunette; B: place; C: go; D: closer; E: you open the door

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E

A bird was flying in the sky it laid an egg but it did not fall why? Choices: A: gilded cage; B: soaring; C: vane; D: beetles; E: bird was wearing an underwear

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B

In daytime they're together, at night time they scatter Choices: A: place; B: pillows; C: sleeping; D: terminal; E: clock

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D

tom tan got a tan then he bought some tokens how many t's are in that? Choices: A: more than two; B: tee; C: capture; D: 2 ts are in that; E: network

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B

what do you sit in, sleep on and, brush your teeth with? Choices: A: sitter; B: chair bed and toothbrush; C: sable; D: lobby; E: nap

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B

To the left of the clergy of backwards discourse, And to the right of the fortress sits the knight and his horse, He's duty bound to protect his majesty and queen, And though his path is strait he always lands in between. What is he? Choices: A: appaloosa; B: he is a chess knight; C: mongolia; D: stallion; E: racecourse

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D

what is as scary has a ghost,and as small as a bottle of nail polish? Choices: A: house cats; B: bullet; C: small stuff; D: your big toe; E: tables

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D

i am stared in a movie, i can make lite, i rece and chill, what can i be?? Choices: A: silver; B: ticket window; C: ticket; D: i can be a car; E: i can fly

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E

A cowboy rides into town on friday. He stays 3 days and leaves on friday. How did he do that? Choices: A: jockey; B: spend the night; C: graduate; D: come early; E: horse is named friday

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C

a boy and his dad are driving in the car , then they crash , the dad die's and the son is rushed to hospital , then a person come's in and says '' thats my son !'' who is that person ? Choices: A: water boy; B: old boy; C: boys mum; D: trash can; E: fishing

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B

What does a chicken say instead of good? Choices: A: good afternoon; B: eggcelent; C: stead; D: eggs on top; E: nugget

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B

Patrick and Grace went to the Casino. They went to gamble and drink. Patrick said to the man " If Grace can get the hankey of the host onstage in one miniute,you will have to pay Grace twice as 100 gold coins,six hundred of 7 gold coins and 99,000 of gold coins. "The man agreed. Grace won in the bet. How much did the man payed to the girl? Choices: A: idaho; B: nothingfor grace is a dog; C: colour; D: mill; E: salesman

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D

If a plane crashes between the borders of the U. S. A and Mexico, where would they bury the survivors? Choices: A: membrane; B: in the ground; C: mexican; D: you wouldnt bury a survivor; E: airplanes

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D

What type of flower grows between your nose and your chin? Choices: A: clover; B: nosebleed; C: orifice; D: two lips like tulips; E: blow

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A

what is lighter than a feather and not even the strongest man in the world can carry it Choices: A: easy your breath; B: scene; C: birds; D: photo; E: hold onto

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C

In the middle of the night, a man goes into his back-yard and shoots a bird. Due to this, he never sees antoher sunrise. Why? ? ? (Hint: the bird is male) Choices: A: egg; B: squawk; C: he shoot his rooster; D: part; E: bb gun

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E

What is black, has a mowhawk, and yells Ah Piteedafoo!? Choices: A: black sheep; B: black pudding; C: yeller; D: judge; E: mr t

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C

i am a cool treet that we can eat in summer Choices: A: birthday; B: dish; C: ice_cream; D: cooling; E: cream

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A

what country has the mast fish Choices: A: finland; B: monaco; C: luxembourg; D: border; E: residents

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A

name the country which has a lot of fishes? Choices: A: finland; B: belgium; C: cities; D: italy; E: ranch

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B

A gleaming beach, Scorching hot, Gone at night, Back at day. Goldie locks, And beautiful sunflowers. What am i? Choices: A: flowering plant; B: yellow; C: green light; D: mustard oil; E: baking

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A

there were 100 cups of tea and 1000 people. They divided by 1/2's. so how many people got tea? Choices: A: 200 people; B: mongolian; C: drinks; D: tea shop; E: afrikaans

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A

How do you make 9992=998001 true? Choices: A: 999x999998001 9992999 squared; B: difference; C: hypothesis; D: proposition; E: myth

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D

A man and his son are driving on the interstate when they get into a car accident. Both need to be taken to the hospital. The hospitals are overcrowded so the man and his son are sent to different hospitals. The son needs surgery and but when he gets their the surgeon says, "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son. " How is this possible? Choices: A: father is a boy; B: prostatectomy; C: father is a jerk; D: surgeon is his mother; E: daughters

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E

Hello. Hello. What is your name? I will not tell you, but I will GIVE you clues. it has a J. it has a I. it has a U. what is my name? Choices: A: share; B: give; C: speech; D: repeat; E: justin

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D

there is a donkey tied to a rope the rope is only 5 feet long but there is some food 20 feet awayhow can the donkey get to the food? Choices: A: mouthpart; B: boiler; C: small intestine; D: rope wasnt tied to anything; E: beat

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A

this thing is useless to some other things like a wheel. and it is parralel 2. Choices: A: square ; B: travel; C: squarerect; D: creature; E: rim

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C

if you were sitting in an upside down room with a right side up chair would you be rightside up or upside down? Choices: A: right side down; B: let; C: rightside up; D: sauna; E: diagonal

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D

There is a bomber plane flying through the air. Nothing is wrong with this plane, everything works in perfection. The bomb hatches open and the clamps that hold the bomb open to release but the bomb goes nowhere. Why? Choices: A: tool; B: chironomidae; C: insects; D: plane is upside down; E: bombs

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A

Who watching you but you cant see them??? Choices: A: your motha; B: hawk; C: watch case; D: duty; E: wear

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C

What would you call a top-notch detective Choices: A: occupation; B: out; C: super snooper; D: bowler hat; E: house dick

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C

A man went on a camping trip on his horse. He left on Sunday and came back on Sunday but he went away for 10 days. How can this be? Choices: A: hooves; B: sunday school; C: his horses name was sunday; D: herd; E: pen

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B

if you 1 bird per cage you have 1 bird too many. if you put 2 birds per cage you have 1 cage too many. how birds and cages do you have ? Choices: A: dendrocolaptes; B: 4 birds3 cages; C: razorbill; D: cursorius; E: toxostoma

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E

What is it that Karen had first, Mark had last, Paul never had and Lucy Locket lost when she married Peter Piper? Choices: A: twain; B: competency; C: pawl; D: post; E: answer is k

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C

WHAT EVERY ONE HAS CAN GO AS FAST AS A SPEED CAR OR AS SLOW AS A TURTLE THOSE WHO USE IT BECOME RICH , FAMOUS , STREET SMART AND LONELY THOSE WHO DONT USE IT ARE FUN , ENYOUS AND WHITIE WAT IS IT? Choices: A: urban area; B: amphibian; C: human mind; D: jumping up and down; E: tires

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B

Po likes Cho,Ming likes Loe,Pimp likes. . . Choices: A: make love to; B: hoe; C: salt; D: hustle; E: bedroom pet

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A

THIS GUY HAS A TICKET FOR A MOVIE. HE GIVES THE TICKET TO HIS GIRLFRIEND, SHE RIPS IT. WHY? Choices: A: she works there; B: story; C: room; D: plane; E: pick

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A

black within, red without, with four courners, round about. Choices: A: chiminey; B: raw; C: ball bearings; D: blackpoll; E: revolutionary

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C

i have no head i hve a body what am i tell the name Choices: A: beanball; B: head and shoulders; C: jasim; D: dress; E: poise

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A

i am stupid what am i Choices: A: jasim; B: sensation; C: goon; D: jackass; E: dingbat

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C

If you are in a race and you go pass the person in second place what place woudyoube in Choices: A: rosa parks; B: orson welles; C: 2nd place; D: modest mussorgsky; E: eddy merckx

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C

a man rode his horse to a hotel and told the people working there that he would stay for 2 nights. he got back on friday. how is this possible? Choices: A: plain; B: holly; C: horses name was friday; D: gathering; E: racer

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C

A guy on a horse rode in to town on friday. He stayed three day days and left the town on friday!How is this possible? Choices: A: post horse; B: pack animal; C: horses name was friday; D: stepper; E: companionship

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C

A man rides his sorse into town on Friday. He spends three nights there and the goes back home on that same Friday. How? Choices: A: midway; B: ranch; C: horses name was friday; D: birds; E: chess

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C

I don't understand I'm simple and calm I'm expected of what people think I give you pleasure Believe it or not, it's true If takin proper care, I never drown But nobody has me, what am I? Choices: A: use; B: verisimilitude; C: perfect; D: support; E: produce offspring

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E

Whatam I????I am small, a cute one, and a great one. what am i?? Choices: A: staddle; B: birds; C: dot; D: mouse; E: cutesmalland great pokemon

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C

i am white and grey. i am fuzzy. i grow on trees. i come out in the spring. What am I Choices: A: rainforest; B: spindle tree; C: pussy willow; D: worms; E: peacefulness

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D

what did the traffic light say to the car? Choices: A: dust; B: dimmer; C: car seat; D: dont lookim changing; E: speed up

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A

A little boy and his father were at the beach one day when the little boy slipped and banged his head on the sharp rocks. He needed surgery and the father had to go home. But when he was about to go into theatre a doctor goes up to the boy and says: "I cant operate on him, he's my son. . . " Who was the doctor? Choices: A: hi mother; B: son of a bitch; C: dads; D: page; E: fatherhood

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B

What has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it drops out of a tree, it'll kill you? Choices: A: piece; B: pool table; C: machine; D: chestnut; E: mint

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B

the two tomatoes were on there way crossing the boarder and one of the tomatoes got sqashed by a car so what did the other tomatoe say to the one who got sqashed? Choices: A: place; B: come on ketchup; C: canal; D: meal; E: highway

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A

famiely member's make them other people break them Choices: A: promises; B: am; C: live without; D: basque; E: walloon

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B

A brunette,redhead, and a blonde are stranded in an island. They find a lamp and rubbed it. A geine appeared! "I will send you back home if you say something that is true about you,if it is not true, you explode!" said the geine. The brunnette said that she thinks she is pretty and she went home! The redhead said that she thinks her hair is pretty and she went home. the blonde said "i think. . . . . . . " and BOOM,She exploded! why does this happen? Choices: A: chew; B: blondes dont think; C: opinion; D: tripe; E: cooties

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A

this riddle is about a library has alot of books! Choices: A: national library; B: squash bug; C: blindness; D: scar; E: couples

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B

There is a man and a frog, the man kicks the frog into a lake. What is the frog now that it was before it was kicked into a lake? Choices: A: frogs; B: moist; C: checker; D: ontario; E: wide

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B

my hands are shaking his hands and my mouth is kissing his mouth and my eyes are looking into his end what is it ?? Choices: A: cut; B: cup of water while drinking; C: or; D: chew; E: read

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B

What word has four "O"s in it? Choices: A: polysemant; B: kookoo; C: connective; D: onomatopoeia; E: thesaurus

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E

A boy at a store cuts the pinaple he wants to buy in half. Why did he do that? Choices: A: term; B: item; C: give; D: full; E: he wants it half off

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A

a detective walked up to a door. before he went inside, he heard: "NO BOB! DONT!" the there was a large BANG! well, the detective ran inside the door, to find a plumber, an electrician, and a traveling salesman. there was also a dead woman on the floor with a gun beside her. the detective immediately arrested the traveling salesman. how did he know it was the traveling salesman that killed the woman? Choices: A: plumber and electrician were girls; B: wall outlet fixture; C: dominatrix; D: servant; E: nanny

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E

What do you call a cow w/nolegs? Choices: A: manatee; B: ws; C: eat grass; D: poll; E: freak

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E

A man goes into an elevator and presses the 5th floor, he gets off and walks up the stairs to his apartment on the 15th floor. He does this every day. But when he is with a neighbor, he goes to the 15th floor. Why does he do it? Choices: A: lift; B: tall man; C: scholar; D: prisoner; E: man is a midget

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C

How do you start an insect race? Choices: A: abdomen; B: won; C: one two flea go; D: cetonia; E: insectivore

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C

THE RIDDLES THAT ANSWERS ARE THE WIND. . . . ARE REALLY LAME STOP ACCEPTING THEM! Choices: A: loading zone; B: squall; C: you suck; D: wind sock; E: breeze

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B

What did the five fingers say to the face? Choices: A: resuscitator; B: slap; C: icosahedron; D: dignity; E: digit

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E

There was this person, who builded a baseball bench. How many people sat on it? Choices: A: lucille ball; B: cynewulf; C: guardian; D: amerigo vespucci; E: 1 moyet

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D

there was a drunk man driving his car after his headlighta wer smashed having a fight outside a pub, the street lamps have been broken for weeks and wer still not replaced, suddenly a dog starting crossing the road yet the man was able to stop just in time and not hit the dog. how ? Choices: A: there was no moon; B: there was a storm; C: illumination; D: it was daylight; E: field day

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B

A black dog stood in the middle of the street. The city was painted black, the streetlights didn't work due to a power outage. A car drove down the street with broken headlights and almost hit the dog, but missed him. How is this possible? Choices: A: rover; B: it was daylight; C: workday; D: artificial light; E: second

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B

a man was walking in the middle of the road and was dressesd in all black There were no streetlights and no moonlight A car with no headlights came racing towards him . The car managed to avoid the man. How did the driver know he was there Choices: A: roadkill; B: sun ; C: streets; D: form; E: crossroads

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C

3 people are standing under an umbrella. None of them get wet. How is this possible? Choices: A: vegetation; B: concentration; C: not raining; D: being dry; E: squirt

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E

Why are basketball players so messy? Choices: A: card player; B: chip shot; C: cager; D: server; E: because they dribble

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A

a plane crashed on the border of the united states and mexico. where were the survivors buried? Choices: A: they were survivors; B: pinnatiped; C: geometry; D: membrane; E: die in plane

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