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A woman got tired of her cat clawing up her couch. So she got wood, and carpet, and nails. She built a lovely cat tree, fit for lounging and scratching. She presented the tree to the cat. He turned his nose up disdainfully and resumed clawing the couch. |
It was a very hot summer day. When Kia saw the ice cream truck, she ran to get ice cream! But as she ate it, it dripped everywhere. More of it melted than Kia could eat! She resolved to ask for napkins next time! |
Tina decided she wanted an ice cream party. She invited all her friends. When her friends got there, they ate five pints. Tina then had her friends watch a movie. By the time they went to bed, they were sugar high. |
Ava was exhausted. She'd run across the soccer field five times. She was training to be a better player. She sat down to rest for a bit. Then she got up and ran again! |
Cindy had never learned to ride a bike during her childhood. This didn't bother her until she found herself living in a large city. With no money to afford a car, she knew biking would be necessary. She convinced herself it would be easy as she purchased a large bike. As she fell for the 4th time, she knew she had been wrong. |
Esther's mother died last week. This week she learned that her mother had a will. In the will her mother left her the family home. Esther was overwhelmed by the gesture. Esther's sister also wanted the home and was bitter toward Esther. |
Today was Jack's last day at work. He was finally retiring after 30 years of service. Fellow coworkers at the office were sad to see him go. Jack was happy and ready to receive his new life with open arms. He would be remembered for many years to come. |
Glen was in a bad car accident. He called a lawyer he saw in a commercial. The lawyer promised to get Glen the money he deserved. Glen worked with the lawyer who contacted the insurance company. Glen got a cash settlement from the insurance company. |
Drew was arguing with his girlfriend. She tried to punch him in the face. He immediately stop. She was frustrated to a point where she left the car. Drew drove off without her. |
Mary was born blind in one eye. At age 14, doctors said could give her blind eye sight. They had a matching tissue donation for Mary's eye. The operation, understandably, terrified her. But waking to depth perception was the best feeling of her life! |
Julie was a cheerleader at her high school. On a whim she decided to flash the football team. One of the boys' fathers saw what the cheerleader had done. The police arrested Julie and charged her with a sex crime. Now she's on the offender registry for life. |
Nina wanted a candy bar from the corner store. But she had no money at all. She slipped the candy into her pocket. But on her way out, the owner stopped her! He had seen her theft and threatened to call the police! |
Yesterday Tina went to the store. She picked up some ice bars. They were lime. However an hour after eating them her tongue was bleeding. She had to put ice on it. |
Mary decided to go for a walk. While walking, she tripped and fell. She broke her leg. A passing driver stopped to help Mary. The driver took her to the hospital to receive treatment. |
Mike saw a girl walk into the coffee shop with a group of friends. She was really cute and he couldn't stop looking at her. He built up his courage and walked over to her table. Once she noticed him, he asked her out on a date. She agreed so they settled on a day and time. |
Cathy was not well liked by the other kids at her school. At recess she always played alone. Her teacher couldn't figure out why because Cathy was very friendly. Then one day she decided to ask Cathy about it. Cathy told her it was because her mother was Wiccan. |
Martha was on a cruise ship for her birthday. She took continuous photos with her camera. A beautiful island had soon caught her eye. Martha reached far over the rail, trying to get the perfect shot. Her hand slipped, and the camera fell into the ocean. |
I was driving in my hybrid car near my house. My neighbor's son was riding his bicycle along the same road. Suddenly, he swerved his bicycle in front of my car. I could not hit the brakes in time and hit him. The coroner said that he had died on impact. |
Jackie was lying on her bed with a nasty grin. I tried to comfort her although she told me to leave. Therefore, I walked away without any comments. Then she punched me and asked why I'm going. Instead of telling her that I was confused, I remained calm. |
Kelley has to go out and make a speech. Unfortunately her microphone was broken. She was totally humiliated. She ended up having to wait ten minutes for a new microphone. It was embarrassing for her. |
There use to be a white cat that greets me every day at my porch. I would pet it and sometimes feed it. Then, the cat wasn't on porch for a few days. Everytime I turn the lights on I keep hearing a cat making cat noises. I checked the attic and sure enough there was the cat. |
Tom had a dog he was trying to train. He bought a dog whistle to use on it. Tom tried it a few times but it didn't do anything. Eventually he took it to a dog park. It didn't do anything there either. |
Ron and Hermione reunited for the first time in a decade. Ron complimented Harmony on how fit she'd stayed. Harmony noted how dapper Ron looked. The old friends shared a quiet cup of tea. They sipped their drinks and watched the storm rage outside the cafe. |
It was beginning to look like spring. The tulips had pushed out of ground. Soon, they would be blooming! Jasmine couldn't wait to take pictures of them. Spring in the Netherlands was her favorite season! |
Williams loved to drink coke a lot. He drank it almost every day. One day, he bought three bottles. He drank all three in one day. This led to Williams getting very sick. |
Sarah went to lunch with an old friend today. She was so excited to catch up with her friend. They talked for hours. Sarah couldn't believe how much fun she had. Sarah hopes she and her friend can get together again soon. |
Atlas was an all star athlete. He won gold medals left and right. During the Olympics he won 1st place, but was disqualified and banned. It turned out that all this time he was using drugs. Drugs to enhance his performance, shame. |
Sonny was spending a night in the town with his friends. They were just leaving a restaurant when Sonny was approached. The man introduced himself. He was a talent agent. Sonny ended up signing with a modeling agency that night. |
I walked through a empty street on my way home. I felt something touch my shoulder, as if to get my attention. I turned around but no one was there. I saw a branch on the ground next to me. I figured that it was the branch that I felt. |
Michael has always liked shooting guns. He asked his friends for a cool way to shoot stuff. They suggest he go hunting with them. Michael agrees to go hunting with them. Michael has a great time and does a great job Hunting. |
Mark and Amy's mom died and they were cleaning her condemned house. There was a painting of their old mother on the wall and they argued. Neither of them wanted it but thought the other should take it. Mark finally told Amy he was just leaving it for the bulldozer. Amy was guilty and took it, only to discover $10,000 behind it! |
Lauren decides to have friends over to eat brunch. She invites a few of her friends to her home. Together they eat eggs, bacon, and fruit. It is a great brunch. Lauren is happy she had some friends over for brunch. |
Bob had recently acquired an old box of storage from his grandfather. He decided to look through it one day. Inside he found a comic book hidden away in a folder. He looked up the value online and his jaw dropped. His comic book was worth thousands of dollars because it was vintage! |
Joe took his clothes out of the wash. He normally use a machine dryer. He started thinking about clean energy and lower electricity. He decided to hang dry the clothes. Joe felt better about the environment and had a lower energy bill. |
Larry was only 5 years old. He loved to go riding on his boat with is dad. His father became ill of cancer and passed away. Larry still to this day sails on the boat. He loves to imagine his father is still with him and his boat. |
The golfer polished his balls. He hit first off of the tee. Then his friends hit off of the tee. The golfer could tell his balls apart from the others. That became his ritual. |
Trisha went to a party in LA. When there she saw Keanu Reeves. She went to speak to him. Keanu thought she was his mother. Keanu was high on drugs. |
Lucy was sulking around the house in dirty sweats. She was depressed and didn't care to bathe. After a week she began to feel better. She decided to take a shower. After her shower Lucy felt more like her old self. |
Ron's neighbor watched as Ron started to fix his porch. It had been an eyesore and in disrepair for years. Ron took out his sander and started on the loose paint. After a few hours, Ron had sanded the entire porch. His neighbor came over and handed Ron a beer. |
A boy built a house of cards. He managed to use the entire deck without it falling down. Triumphant, he got up to go tell his parents so they could see. As he stood, his footsteps shook the table, collapsing the cards. He told his family what he'd achieved, but no one would believe him. |
John hated to do his own laundry. He could never figure it out. He hired a maid to do it for him. The maid did an excellent job. He never had to do laundry again. |
John went to the store. John wanted to buy a soft drink and some chips. John did not have enough money when he was confronted by the cashier. A woman had paid for the rest of John's transaction. John felt fortunate and thanked the woman. |
Jamie has neighbors that are blind with two kids. The mom asked Jamie to help buy an Easter gift for her daughter. Jamie went to the store and looked for a gift for the two year old. Jamie found a pair of toy high heel shoes that the little girl liked. The little girl was happy to have an Easter gift that she loved. |
My grandma once accompanied me on a field trip. She kindly made lunch for me. As we were on the school bus, I started on my sandwich. Stuck to the inside of the bread was a cockroach! I didn't want to hurt my grandma's feelings so I ate the other half. |
Monica was about to drive to work. It was winter and her car was freezing from overnight. To avoid the cold, she started her car before it was time to go. She left the heater running as she finished getting ready. When it was time to go her car was already nice and toasty. |
Sam took his dog to the dog park. He was having fun at first. Then another dog started trying to attack it. Sam had to intervene. He took his dog home. |
Bill's house was dirty. HIs mother said he had to clean it. She offered him a reward. Bill cleaned the house and wondered what the reward was. When he was done his mother gave him a high five. |
Ted is running for president. He makes all kinds of promises. He tells the american people what they want to hear. The election comes. Ted wins the people's votes and becomes president. |
Pete noticed the shower head in his bathroom was leaking. Rather than hire a plumber, he decided to fix it himself. Pete went to the store and purchased all of the needed materials. When he got home, he got his tools and replaced the shower head. The new shower head leaked too, so he regretted not hiring a plumber. |
Brad had been in the home for invalids for ten years. He patiently awaited as his assistant returned from taking a break. She resumed by turning the page of the novel he was reading. He was on page 145 of a 940 page novel. The assistant stayed with Brad for a few more hours that day. |
Nathan was visiting his grandparents. He went into the basement to get a toy. He saw a bug on the floor and freaked out. He ran up to tell his grandmother. She told him it was their pet palmetto bug. |
James got a new kitten from the pet store. One day his kitten escaped from his house. He looked all over the neighbourhood for the kitten. He left food out on the porch to lure it back. That night he found the kitten eating the food on the porch. |
Jack wanted to learn to play soccer. He and his friends went to the field to kick the ball around. He constantly wanted to use his hands to grab the ball. Jack's friends made him play as the goalie. He finally felt comfortable on the soccer field. |
I was taking a test once. I didn't study for it. During the test I could've cheated and made a good grade. I decided not to cheat. Even though I failed, I'm happy with my choice. |
The Alan's lived in an area prone to tornadoes. There was a warning of a big one approaching them. They had similar scares in the past and decided to ride it out. Although they had a basement the winds destroyed everything. None of them survived. |
Sasha was in her history class. Suddenly, there was an announcement to go outside. Outside, she saw a horrific crash scene. She watched as emergency services arrived and began to help. Finally, her teacher revealed that it was all fake for a lesson. |
Tim was with his family on a trip. They went to a gemstone mine. After learning about the place they were allowed to mine. Tim found several nice rocks. He kept them for a long time. |
Randy and his son were down by the river. Randy was throwing stones out onto the river skipping them. His son came up to him and asked him how to do it. Randy told him everything he knew and taught him. Soon Randy and his son were both skipping stones on the river. |
A man was reluctant to go see the eye doctor for his bad eyes. His wife made him go when his driving almost caused an accident. The doctor told him he should have came a long time ago. The man hated his glasses until he found a frame he liked. Now he is an advocate for all his friends to get their eyes checked. |
Becky really wanted the new tlc album. She searched everywhere for it. She could not find it. It was already sold out. Finally she found it on sale somewhere. |
Tom had allergies. They got really bad. He kept on sneezing everywhere. He bought some pills. They helped him. |
The other day I was at the amusement park. While I was there I decided to try out the newest roller coaster. There was a long line I had to wait in. After an hour I finally got my turn to ride the roller coaster. I hated it and I will never ever ride it again. |
Shayna squinted at the recipe card. She'd written down a recipe but now she couldn't read it! She tried to figure out what it said. She remembered that the last word had called for garlic. She added that in and hoped for the best. |
Allie didn't like reality shows. But her friends did. They made her watch some. Much to her dismay. Finally she put up with it for an hour. |
Me and my boyfriend had been dating for three years. We first saw each other at the mall. When i enter the shop for phones, i saw him buying phone too. Then he saw me and he noticed my key chain. He showed me his key chain and we have the same. |
Alan loved outer space and always had. He decided to be an astronaut when he grew up. His mom sent him to space camp to learn the ropes! Alan spent two weeks there. He loved every single minute of it! |
Kay was shopping for a Christmas gift for her niece Kim. She intended to purchase a doll for the girl. While shopping she spotted a dollhouse. She wanted one just like it as a girl, but never got it. Kay knew her niece would love her new dollhouse. |
Denis didn't love his wife anymore. He had fallen in love with his neighbor instead. As soon as he had the chance, he asked for a divorce. He kicked his wife out of the house. And he married his neighbor the year after. |
Mary worked hard as a nurse at the hospital. To make extra money she worked a second job. Mary was often tired because of her long work hours. At the hospital she almost made a dangerous error due to fatigue. Mary decided that it would be best to quit her second job. |
Blake wanted to sell his home. He wanted to increase the equity before he put it on the market. Blake decided to extend the pantry space. The extension added great equity to his home. Blake made a nice profit when he sold his home. |
Rod had a stomachache. He took a laxative before bed. The next morning, the laxative worked. Rod felt much better afterwards. He was glad he had taken care of his problem. |
Chya loved drawing cartoons and comics. She wanted to be famous for her work. She sent samples into many agencies. Soon a publishing agency hired Chya as an illustrator. Chya knew she was well on her way to renown! |
I wanted to give a Valentine to a coworker. I bought a corny little card and some chocolates. I gave them to her on the day. She looked at them with a grimace. I stopped paying as much attention to her after that. |
Lou liked to feed stray animals. He fed a cat out in front of his house. The cat kept coming back on a daily basis. Lou decided to take the cat in as his pet. The cat has been Lou's best companion since. |
I was making lasagna for the first time. I went to the store and bought all the ingredients. After everything was prepped the lasagna went into the oven. When I pulled it out it looked delicious. I invited all of my friends for dinner and it was terrific. |
I bought a brand new bike. I decided to ride it for most of my activities. I woke up one morning for work. I got ready and got on my bike. I rode for a few miles to my office. |
Kelly's mom made the best trail mix. Kelly really wanted the recipient from her. She asked her numerous times for the recipe. Finally her mom gave in. Now Kelly was able to make it. |
Tanner was out with friends. He needed to be home at ten. While hanging out, he lost track of time. When he got home it was midnight. His mom grounded him for being late. |
I wanted to plan a trip to ride my bike on a hilly path. After researching paths, I found one nearby that went up a mountain. I prepared my bike and food, and set out on the trip. The path up the mountain led to a great view where I took a picture. I rode my bike home, satisfied after a great day of riding. |
Our dinner was simple tonight. My wife made penne with tomato sauce. She sprinkled some cheese on top. She put some black pepper on top as well. I thanked her for making dinner. |
Josh and his family were at their house. All of a sudden the tornado sirens started going off. They all crowded in the hall bathroom. Luckily no damage was done. It was a day to remember. |
It was Tina's anniversary. She thought her boyfriend forgot. He actually planned a whole day for it. He started with breakfast in bed. Tina loved the pleasant surprise. |
The teacher put a wood box in his classroom. During his lesson he stood on the box to lecture. The students stopped taking notes and listened to him on the box. The teacher felt a great sense of power on the box. After he stepped down, he told them the test was on Monday. |
Allie went to the beach. On her way to the water she walked barefoot. Unfortunately it was too rocky. Allie winced in pain. She needed to wear sandals next. |
Kay's car was getting old. One day she arrived at work and began rolling up her windows. The driver door window got stuck half way up. Kay tried, and tried but the window would not go up. After 10 minutes she was forced to leave it down or be late to work. |
Jasper notices his hands are very cold when he drives to work. He decides he needs a good pair of gloves to keep his hands warm. He looks for a pair that is high quality but not too expensive. Finally he buys a pair that he loves. Now Jasper has nice warm hands when he drives to work. |
I woke up one morning and got ready for work. I began to feel queasy while driving on the road. I walked into work and immediately started to vomit. My boss found out and told me to go home. I went back to my car, drove home, and relaxed on my couch. |
Tim was in elementary school. He had his mother drive him to school every morning. He cherished those drives with his mother. Tim would enjoy the drive and conversations with his mother. Tim was grateful to be driven to school each morning, by his mother. |
Angel and her mom were sitting at the breakfast table talking. Angel told her mom she had a weird dream the night before. Her mom asked her to tell her what the dream was about. Angel told her mom the dream was about her getting married. Angel's mom laughed and told her daughter it was just a dream. |
Paula goes on a dinner date. During the date she becomes attracted to the waiter. Her attention is not focused on her date. Her date asks to leave. Paula waits around to get the waiters number. |
Kenny took his little sister to swim in the community pool. They placed sunblock on themselves before going in. After a few minutes, Kenny noticed that his sister is gone. He dived underwater to see if she drowned. Instead, he ended up with a headbutt from her. |
In 1982, my coworkers Tommy and Barbara dated. They ended up in a relationship. One day they had a fight in the office. Barbara threw hot coffee at Tommy. They were sent home for the day. |
Dan lived in a small apartment complex. Recently, Dan invited some friends over to watch football. As Dan was going to take out the trash, Dan noticed something. Dan noticed his neighbor looking through his window. Dan was angry that his neighbor was so darn nosy. |
Judy woke up early one morning to clean her bathroom. She reached under the cabinet to find a sponge but it was not there. She checked all over the house and found the sponge under the bed. Judy had no idea how the sponge got there but she was happy. She cleaned the entire bathroom with the sponge that went missing. |
When I landed in Orlando it was chaos. I thought it would be a simple airport but it was anything but. I tried to find my way around but the crowds of people were in the way The airport also had many twists and turns. It took me about an hour simply to get through. |
Vicki noticed a white feather on the floor. She had no earthly idea how it'd gotten there. She looked around for a bird but saw none. Then it dawned on her and Vicki laughed. It'd come from her feather duster! |
Harley was walking up his apartment stairs. He walked inside and noticed a man's pair of shoes. That's when he heard noises in the bedroom. He caught his wife sleeping with someone else. He didn't know what to do so he just threw both of them out. |
Travis was upset. He got into his car and sped off. The gravel spun under the car's tires. The car slid into the ditch. The cops showed up and gave Travis a ticket for reckless driving. |
Joe wanted to learn how to play guitar to impress Cindy. Joe saved up his money so he could take lessons. When he had enough money saved, Joe scheduled some lessons. Joe practiced really hard and now he knows how to play guitar. Joe played his guitar for Cindy, and she was really impressed. |
Nita wanted to be a wood carver. She took a shop class in high school. She learned how to safely use the tools she needed. Soon she was carving her own wooden creations. Nita went on to be a famous, heralded woodworking artist! |
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