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Joshua blushed after he farted. He hoped no one else had heard the noise. Then, a girl in front of him turned around and looked at him. Joshua blurted out it wasn't him! The girl looked confused, and said she just wanted to borrow a pen. |
Joe watched his dad drink a cup of coffee every morning. He kept begging his dad for some. Finally his dad gave in and poured him a cup. Joe gagged after he took a big swallow. He couldn't understand why his dad liked it so much. |
Tim shrieked in fear. The bicycle's brakes had failed and it wasn't going to stop. He tried to use his feet to stop his forward momentum, to no avail. It was too late. The semi slammed into Tim as he entered the intersection. |
The man put ketchup on his hamburger. He put too much on. He used some french fries to gather some ketchup. He shoved them into his mouth. Ketchup dripped down his chin. |
Gina's mom wanted the stray dog Gina brought home out of her house. Gina took the dog to the yard and left him. But he was able to open the gate. She looked for rope to tie him up. But Gina couldn't find anything but a jump rope. |
We lived in Japan for three Year's While we were there, we had Japanese phones. We moved back to the states. We had no way to communicate to our families. The first thing we did was buy phones. |
When my daughter was little she had a stuffed elephant. We went to visit my dad and elephant came with us. My dad put a pair of my daughter's outgrown tennis shoes on elephant. From that day forward elephant had to wear those tennis shoes. Hard to keep up with a toddler's shoes but now I had an elephants too. |
One of our favorite places to visit as a family is New York City. Once, we only had a day to visit, so we did a lot in a short time. We started out with a ride on the Staten Island Ferry. Then, we made our way all the way up to Central Park. By the time we had to leave, everyone was exhausted. |
Joyce was walking home. It had been raining recently. She didn't notice a small mud puddle. She accidentally dragged mud into her house. Joyce was upset and had to clean it up. |
Tom was doing homework at his school's computer lab. When he left he forgot his memory card. The next day he went back to look for it. Someone had taken it to the lost and found. Tom picked it up and was very thankful. |
I was playing frisbee. I accidentally threw it on the roof. I tried to get it. I couldn't get up there. Finally, I borrowed a friend's ladder to get it. |
Gabriel saw Chloe for the first time in the park. He immediately fell in love with her. Taking out a piece of paper, he wrote a long love letter. It was filled with romantic declarations and poetic words. In the end, he was too nervous and crumpled the letter up. |
Mark Makonie is a rapper from Long Beach. He is on tour with a younger rapper named Young Blue. A magazine teased Mark on facebook for performing one song on tour. On facebook Mark posted a photo of his $2,000 check for the one song. The magazine posted an apology because they looked bad. |
Gina had a stray dog in her backyard. She had gone to sleep and left him there barking. He barked all night long. But when she awoke, she didn't hear him anymore. She looked outside, but the dog had gone in the night. |
Charlie had cooked a huge pot of beans. He was scooping some of the beans into bowls for dinner. Suddenly he noticed something odd in the bowl. Investigating, he found the body of a fly. He was so disgusted he threw out all of the beans and ordered pizza. |
A team competed in an NBA 2K tournament. They did really good in the rounds. They went to Los Angeles to compete. They performed really well! They won the competition. |
Several nuns tried to close down a strip club. The nuns filed their case in court. A hearing for both the nuns and club owners was held. Court witnesses shook their heads in disbelief. The judge threw their case out. |
Mike enjoys making wagers. He bets his friend Richard he can't guess the brand of water. Richard accepts the bet. Richard deliberates a bit and then names an expensive brand. Mike points to a garden hose on the ground and collects his money. |
Lisa decided to sign up for a volleyball tournament. Her and her friends practiced nearly every day all summer for it. They ended up being tied with the other team after the first half. During the second half Lisa scored a goal within the last 5 seconds. She ended up winning a gold medal along with her team. |
Bruce was a very curious boy. He decided in chemistry class that he's make some mixtures. Bruce didn't know what he was doing and added two incompatible fluids. The classroom quickly filled with smoke and the fire alarm went off. Bruce got in a lot of trouble for doing things without permission. |
Margo was going to the Rocky Horror Picture Show. During the show, there were games. There was also a dance. After it was over, the audience played more games. Eventually, the show was over. |
Lisa was having contractions. She went to the hospital. She was monitored but she was making progress. The hospital sent her home. Lisa was very disappointed. |
Kyle was going to the beach. It was very sunny. He stopped at the store for sunscreen. Kyle put on the sunscreen at the beach. He didn't get sunburned. |
The man made himself a hamburger at work. He ate the hamburger. His boss saw him eat it. The man was supposed to have paid for it. The man got in trouble. |
Every Friday night after work Jim met with friends for a few beers. All of Jim's friends that drank took cabs or walked home. Jim would always drink less than his friends and still drive home. His friends warned him this was not safe. One night Jim drove home drunk and got into an accident. |
Kelly's toddler was suffering from a horrible cough. It was keeping her awake at night. Finally, the baby fell asleep in a semi-sitting position on the couch. Kelly was relieved to see that the child wasn't coughing. She decided to leave the child where she was, so she could get rested. |
Sam was using the restroom. He realized there was no toilet paper left. He had to use napkins to clean himself. Sam was uncomfortable. He bought more toilet paper immediately. |
Morgan had strong prospects in the UFC. His fighting style was largely based on boxing. When he fights wrestlers, he often struggles, but he's training hard. He knew that if he couldn't defend on the ground, he wouldn't go far. Morgan managed to defend well in his next fight against a wrestler. |
Tom was trying to watch a movie. It kept skipping and freezing. He asked his roommates if they were draining the internet. ONe of them said he was downloading half a dozen movies. Tom asked him to chill out for a bit. |
The man was seriously overweight. He decided to try a fad diet. He fasted for three days. He passed out on the third day. The man stopped trying the fad diet. |
Ron wanted to learn how to sing. But he didn't want anyone to know. So Ron practiced in private. One day, Ron's sister saw him singing. And she complimented his voice. |
David hears about a contest to win a car. He enters the contest. At the contest he is asked to play a game to win the car. David played the game and won. David drove his new car home. |
Chris found some old magazines in the attic while cleaning. He decided to take them to the pawn store to see what they were worth. When he arrived he put the magazines on the counter. The owner said that the magazines were worth a lot. Chris made a lot of money that day. |
Charles was an intern at a social network company. They were called Unified Beat Incorporated. Charles was asked to code a new feature and he did. He implemented his code but some accounts were buggy. Charle' boss said, It's stop the press for coders, reboot the network! |
Bill was interested in purchasing a ukulele. He wanted one of good quality at a good price. Bill wanted to take it on camping trips. He used the internet to search for reviews and videos. Bill made an informed purchase. |
Jerry got a new car. He took it for a long drive. He was having a lot of fun. A cop pulled him over for speeding. Now Jerry drives more carefully. |
Dana had a box of books. She was looking for a place to donate them. Her mother suggested that she bring them to the nursing home. Dana brought the books to the local nursing home. The people in the nursing home were excited with Dana's books. |
Morgan felt that her manager at work wasn't acting fairly. She felt that the manager didn't pull her weight. Morgan raised the issue repeatedly with higher management. The higher management discussed the issues repeatedly. The manager was chastised and Morgan hoped for improvement. |
My friend Sally and her husband took their son to Denver. Their son's futsal team was in a national semifinal. Futsal is an indoor form of soccer. The team lost in the semifinal, and everyone had to go home. Sally and her husband were still very proud. |
I looked very hard for a new job. Finally, I got an interview! I was so nervous, but I thought I did okay. I waited and waited for a call. Finally they called to tell me I had gotten the job. |
Geronimo went outside his cabin to discard his trash. An angry bear meets him there. The bear attacks Geronimo. Geronimo's dog barks at the bear to distract it. Geronimo runs back inside his cabin. |
It was 90 degrees outside. The air was still and humid. In the house it was at least 5 degrees hotter. Gina's family had no air conditioning. They simply sat in the hot house roasting like pigs. |
Courtney frantically searches for the doll she left outside. The sun is setting so she retraces her steps from the afternoon. When that doesn't work, she complains to her mom about it. Fortunately, her mother had seen the dog with it. They later found the doll torn to tatters in front of the doggy door. |
Ellen was dissatisfied with the lack of greenery in her apartment. She purchased a mint plant and put it by a window. Its growth was temperamental and it leaned when not watered. In time it grew to a respectable size and Ellen used its leaves. Ellen liked the experience, and purchased several herbs thereafter. |
Ricky really wanted breakfast. But he was too lazy to cook. He decided to go out to eat. He dressed quickly and left the house. Then he went and ate a yummy restaurant breakfast. |
It was Jack's birthday and he wanted to eat a piece of birthday cake. Jack's mom purchased a birthday cake for Jack's birthday party. During the party Jack's mom brought out his birthday cake. Jack's mom covered the cake in lit candles and jack blew them out. Jack's mom cut him a slice of cake and Jack was happy. |
Rosie had a problem with her anxiety. It caused her to pull out her eyebrows. One night, she absentmindedly pulled out tons of eyebrows. In the morning she looked in the mirror and saw bald patches. She was so embarrassed she used makeup to cover it up. |
Tina went to the beach to get a suntan. She spread out her towel and lay in the sun. But after a few minutes, she dozed off. Tina woke up hours later to see that she'd burned terribly. She was very angry at herself for falling asleep! |
Susan was worried about how she would pay for her son's tuition. He was not big enough to get a sports scholarship. He was very smart,but most colleges would not give merit scholarships. She and her husband made too much money for need scholarships. Susan discovered National Merit and her son got full tuition covered. |
Tom's father recently died. Tom planned the funeral. Tom invited everyone he knew. Everyone attended the funeral. The funeral was a success. |
Haley was baking an intricate pie for dinner. It had leaves on the pie crust she had carved herself. As she was walking she suddenly tripped. Her pie fell and smashed into the ground ruining it. Luckily Haley had made a few back ups. |
The drum line was having a problem keeping the beat. The band was sounding awful because of it. The drum major pulled the line aside. They practiced for hours. The drum line can now keep the rhythm, and the band sounds wonderful. |
I wanted to eat some apples. So, I went to the store. I bought four red apples. Alas, when I got home I realized that two were rotten. I decided to never again shop at that store. |
My neighbor Steve bumped into me today. He mentioned he had cellulitis in his foot. Steve said a friend of his had it in his shoulder. It developed into flesh-eating bacteria and the friend lost his arm. Luckily he survived. |
Josh and Terry went to play basketball at a local court. There were a couple of guys already there. Josh and Terry challenged them to a game. The guys chuckled at Josh and Terry's chubby bodies, and agreed. They weren't laughing after John and Terry beat them. |
Nica dared her sister Nola to jump from Sandy Cliff. It was a local swimming hole but the cliff was 21 feet high! Only the boldest dared to jump from the very top. But Nola didn't want Nica to think she was a coward. She ascended and then, with a deep breath - she jumped! |
Ted is playing basketball. He is playing a great game. He goes up for the winning shot. He slips and misses the shot. He hurts his ankle and is carried off the court. |
The family gathered for the holiday. Billy and his father had never seen eye to eye. His old man doesn't think he's lived up to his potential. And Billy thinks his dad's a stick in the mud. They managed to forget their differences as they eat turkey. |
Lance was at the store. He needed quarters to do laundry. He used his debit card to pay. When he got cash back he asked for quarters. The cashier was happy to oblige. |
Tom was a pool player. One day he tried to hustle some other players. They beat him up and broke his fingers. It took a long time for Tom to recover. He was never able to play pool again. |
Ben and Hope had been dating for five years. Ben knew it was time to take the next step. He found a lovely ring and proposed to Hope. He waited with his heart in his throat. But his wait was short - Hope instantly screamed Yes! |
A man drove his van down the road and checked his gas. The van was very close to running out of gas. He drove to the nearest gas station to fill up. The man hopped out and began to fill the van. He put in 5 gallons and paid the gas attendant. |
Dani needed eggs to bake a cake. She went to the store to buy eggs but they were sold out. Dani went all over town and could not find eggs. She passed by a farm that had chickens. Dani decided to steal eggs from the farm to bake her cake. |
Lauren wanted to go to a party. Her parents said that she needed to pass her English test first. She tried her best on the test. Unfortunately, she didn't pass. Her parents grounded her until she could improve her grades. |
Marsha had been wanting a cat for her entire life. She always researched the best breeds, food, and toys. One day, Marsha finally went to the animal shelter to pick one out. She decided to adopt a big, fluffy Maine Coon cat! Marsha was thrilled to have a new best friend forever. |
Tom never liked taking pictures. He always thought he looked bad in them. One day a friend convinced him to take some. Tom liked the way he looked in them. He started taking more and better pictures. |
My friend Jess texted me some photos of Denver. She was visiting from NH and was at Union Station. She knew I loved trains and sent me some photos. I thanked her very much and asked how she was doing. She said she loved being in Denver. |
Jimmy loves pizza. Since moving to Sweden, he has not been able to find pizza. He decided to buy the ingredients from the store. After putting it all together, the pizza is made. He is very satisfied with his pizza. |
Kelly had dropped her violin. As a result she needed a new one. She begged her parents for one. Finally for Christmas they got her one. Kelly was thankful to have one. |
Kerry was driving on the street with her mom. They had to stop when the traffic light was red. Several men in the car next to them wore golden teeth. When they smiled, Kerry's mom freaked out. She decided to duck and stay under the seat. |
I found the perfect barrettes. They reminded me of my childhood. They were made in the old style from the 1980s. I was 35, but unashamed. I put on a pair with kittens. |
Sam wanted to volunteer somewhere. She was homeschooled and had free time during the day. One day she went for a bike ride. She saw a retirement home and stopped there. She began volunteering there the next day. |
Caleb notices that his feet smell very bad during the summer. His friends tell him to buy a pair of sandals so his feet can air out. Finally he finds a pair of sandals that he likes. Caleb's feet gradually begin to smell better. He is very happy that his feet do not smell as bad as they used to. |
Nathan wanted to watch a movie with his friend. He popped some popcorn. He put drinks on the table. His friend never showed up. He had to watch the movie all by himself. |
The soldiers were very tired They had walked for miles overnight. They found the camp they were looking for so they laid down a took a rest. Their journey was now over. |
Ann and Bill needed some adventure in their lives. They decided to go to the local park and take a hike. They arrived at the park mid morning and had brunch. Their hike was full of wonderful sights like animals and flowers. Ann and Bill had a wonderful adventure. |
Jake was doing laundry. He took a load out of the dryer and took it upstairs. Once upstairs he took the load back down to wash. Jake didn't realize it was the same clothes. By the time he noticed the wash already started. |
I went to the doctor. He said I needed to drink more water. I decided to buy a large gallon water bottle. I carried it with me throughout the day. Now, I was able to remember to drink enough water. |
Jay works in the kitchen of an upscale restaurant. He is a revered chef, and the restaurant is packed. The kitchen staff is short tonight because someone called off work. The orders are backing up. In his hurry to finish the orders, Jay burns his hand! |
Maddie had always wanted to dance and do gymnastics. Her friends kept telling her she would be good at it. For a long time she took dance lessons and gymnastics. She entered into a competition and won first place. Maddie's friends were there to congratulate her. |
Missy was swimming with her family. Suddenly she noticed her wedding ring was missing. She panicked and searched for over an hour. Then, she remembered that she had taken it off in the shower. Sure enough, the ring was there in the soap tray. |
Frank wanted a new controller for his game console. He found the controller online and ordered it. After waiting a week, the package arrived in the mail. When he opened it up, it was the wrong item. Frank sent the package back and received a refund. |
Tom was struggling to find a job. He wanted to find work in the energy sector. This was because he cared for the environment. After many interviews, Tom was offered a job in the oil industry. Although this went against his personal views, he needed the money. |
Frank hated wearing old socks. He bought a drawer full of new ones. They were so comfortable! He kept the socks on all the time. Having new socks made him wish for new underwear, too. |
Nick's neighbors played music as loud as they could. Nick did not like confrontation, but something had to be done. He quickly assembled his speakers to face his neighbor's house. Nick began to play much louder music. The situation was not resolved, but Nick felt better. |
Michael was a plumber who hated his job. He wanted to just play video games all day. He took a risk by uploading a "Let's Play" of a popular game. He gained a lot of subscribers and quit his plumbing job. He now plays video games for an actual living. |
Sally loves to dance. Her first dance class was today. The teacher was very nice. She learned how to twirl with a ribbon. Sally can't wait for next week's class. |
Randy is alone. Randy looks for a wife. He visits a bar. He finds a nice woman. He spends the rest of his life with her. |
One day Bob decided to bake some bacon. He adjusted the oven rack to the middle position and preheated. He arranged the bacon slices on a rimmed baking sheet. They baked for a while. When they were done Bob ate his bacon. |
Someone called me during class. I decided to go to the bathroom to answer the call. The person on the other line told me that he knows what I'm doing. While being terrified, I hung up. I also tried to report the incident to the police. |
Gina woke up at noon to discover it was another hot day. She decided she would stay in the basement all day. She opened the curtain to let the light in. It was still too dark, so she turned on the overhead light. After a few hours the room was no longer cool. |
Tam and his family ordered Chinese one night. They all ate heartily. But the next morning, they were all feeling ill. They had gotten food poisoning from the Chinese food! Tam and his parents had to miss school and work that day. |
Ann loved to visit her grandma's cottage. She adored the gingerbread trim and the secret hiding places. When she grew up, Ann forgot about the cottage. When she heard it was going to be sold, Ann went to see the old place. In her pocket was a check to buy the cottage. |
Last night Stacey was all up having fun. She had all her friends over. This morning though, she realized she had a test. Stacey freaked out. She knew she would not do well. |
My family was preparing beef soup for the entire family She placed the meat first, in order to cook it fast. The vegetables were poured afterwards. When everyone ate the soup, they complained about what's wrong. My grandmother simply walked away. |
The woman had lived in Reno for twenty years. She had a nice house in Reno with two stories. One day she got very sad and tried to kill herself. Her sons helped her get better then insisted she move to Washington. She now lives in Washington and is very happy. |
A man went to a cat lot to test drive a car. The salesman took him out in a station wagon. The car ran out of gas a few miles from the lot. The man saw that there was a leak in the gas tank. He told the salesman he was not interested. |
Sam got a new record player. He was excited to try it out. When he first played a record it sounded terrible. He was afraid that the player was broken. Same tried other records and realized the player wasn't the problem. |
Tom was drunk on Facebook. He found a rude joke that made him laugh. He decided it to post it on his wall. Tom got into a lot of trouble with friends and family. He deleted it and apologized. |
A man went to a vending machine to get a soda. He put in some money and pressed a button. No soda came out. He shook the machine hard in anger. The machine fell over with a loud thud. |
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