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Google doesn’t tell me what Shu hrt vibes means
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Bruh , you can Google each word and put it together at the end
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I’d rather not
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Too scared too google hrt , pathetic in my eyes
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Or are you too pathetic to tell me what it is?
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2024-02-08
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Why when you can just google it
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It should be, while the original deity is presumably genderless the siblings definetly do have genders and refer to themself and their siblings as brothers and sisters and with all other bodyparts existing and functioning I dont see any reason they wouldnt be able to have functioning lower parts.
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2024-02-08
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Rice with potato curry!!!
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Ah, W, the epitome of unpredictability and chaos! When it comes to intimacy, W doesn't just walk the line between pleasure and peril; she obliterates it with gleeful abandon.
First off, let’s talk about her sense of humor. W is the kind of person who'd crack a joke mid-kiss, leaving you both laughing and slightly bewildered. Her wit is sharper than her tongue, and if you're not careful, you might find yourself caught in a web of playful banter that leaves you wondering who's seducing whom.
W's approach to intimacy is anything but conventional. She thrives on spontaneity, keeping you on your toes at all times. One moment, she'll be whispering sweet nothings in your ear, and the next, she'll be orchestrating a surprise that leaves you breathless. Predictability? That's for amateurs.
Her passion is intense, a whirlwind of emotion that sweeps you off your feet. W isn't afraid to take the lead, guiding you through an experience that's as exhilarating as it is unpredictable. Her energy is infectious, drawing you into her world of excitement and leaving you craving more.
But don't be fooled by her wild exterior; W has a softer side too. In those quiet moments, when the chaos subsides, she reveals a depth of emotion that's as captivating as it is surprising. It's in these moments that you realize there's more to W than meets the eye, a complexity that keeps you coming back for more.
In conclusion, being with W is like embarking on a rollercoaster ride with no safety harness. It's thrilling, unpredictable, and utterly unforgettable. Just remember to buckle up and enjoy the ride, because with W, you never know what's coming next. Also she has the best hips because of the roachy sway. (obligatory wei wei wei wei)
Rating 10/10
Image source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120705905
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I need this roach, to put the entirety of her weight on my face
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Thank god she is my one of favorite mercenary girl
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sorry I had too, she is so similar to me
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She thicc and you cooked like Gordon.
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Wake up bae, new sex review just drop
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Bro survived?
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Does anyone else use these kinds of posts to get good art?
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2024-02-08
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Honestly I’m surprised the W sex review isn’t longer like yall letting Ray’s review beat out the 24th English letter
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5/10 review, no explosions
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Thank you for this. I was gonna do it myself had you not
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Next planned sex review is crownie
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Dokutah, your clue has been terminated. You have not completed stage 0-10 - Enough Karma yet. Closure and I will be waiting for you here while you complete it. - Amiya
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I miss her already.
Irene is... How can I say? People always warned me about inquisitors. How brutal they are. How evil they can be.
And yet... Look at me now. Look at us now.
Irene was an odd song and dance. It took ages for each of us to open up to the other. One serious heart to heart later and... We knew. It was just in the open now.
It was a mess at first. I never gave the bedroom much thought, and she was "too stuck being racist and murdering seaborns to care.". We tried things slowly. Very slowly. And we were bad at it. We got caught once making out by miss Utage after getting tipsy at Blaze's birthday. I don't remember someone looking at me with as much pity in my life. While her... recommendations were horrible, they were the push we needed to experiment and actually research things. CORRECTLY.
Irene is adorably aggressive: She pulls you in for kisses. She demands to be held. She will drag your hand to whatever part of her body she wants to have some attention. Her clothes come off more often than not because she would drag your hand to the strap, the clip, the zipper, or the rim. There's some pent up frustration in her lovemaking. Or maybe I'm just too gentle for her. Who knows. This made oral quite painful at first: Her natural pace is fast. TOO FAST. It takes a conscious effort from her not to go too wild on me, and I'm lucky I know healing arts cuz having your... You know... Scraping liberi teeth is NOT pleasant. Neither is seeing your love gag because she shredded the flavoured condom in her mouth and now had to gargle all the latex pieces out. I'm happy it's behind us now.
I was so afraid she was just trying to get it over with because she hated it. She insisted multiple times it was not the case, and she liked it just as rough. I'm ashamed to admit I had a few instances at first when my whole body was screaming in pain just from eating her out or fingering her. And even with my nails perfectly trimmed, I prefer to use a lubed up glove to avoid any accidental cuts.
She did say these preferences might be linked to religious shame considering her past in the inquisition. For the same reason, she isn't keen on sex toys, although she was curious about... THOSE rings. I might buy one next time I'm off the landship. Don't want to be seen asking senora Closure to buy one.
Our first night, she laughed. She caressed what few scales I have while giggling: "If you told me that I'd be happily embracing an Aegerian a few years ago, I would've called you a seaborn. And yet..." Trust and intimacy are essential to her. She couldn't let go and enjoy our kinky moments without them. As vanilla as we are, we always have a safeword ready.
Yes,we are both pretty vanilla. No extravagant poses. Little to no kink play. Elysium did suggest one day that she does her spin on my cock. Thorns and Myrtle throwing him face first in a bathtub to "shake him off his drunken stupidity" as a result was quite the spectacle.
I did say there was little to no kink play, but there's an exception: Due to some culinary terrorism, Nian suddenly had to find me a new partner for "The Lost Tideline". And, before my role was fully rewritten, the first drafts had me as a noble with a maid at my service. I suggested Irene as a replacement out of trust. And she accepted.
I did not expect those shoots to awaken a serious fetish in her. I did not expect that it would lead her to drag me onto the set in the middle of night to "serve me". And I certainly did not expect that she would shift into a full on submissive in that outfit. I was absolute garbage at it, broke character, got awkward on occasion, but she... She accepted me, and she rolled with it... Let's just say I'm very, very glad that room is fully soundproofed by both technology and arts.
I'm planning to improve at roleplaying. She deserves better. And because she convinced Dusk to let her keep our outfits, I'm planning to give her better.
A negative I don't mind anymore is that it took so long for her to let us spoon while sleeping. It's not that she hates it, far from it. It's just that she was too afraid of not being able to defend herself fast enough if we got jumped in our sleep. Rhodes Island beds might be a bit uncomfortable, but she brought a whole new level of discomfort by insisting her hand cannon be under the pillow at all times. It's only when I reminded her that she could lift me above her head with one arm that she relented, moving the weapon to the nightstand instead as a compromise.
Uncle Thiago... I'm sorry. I know what the inquisition did to you. I...
I just love her.
***Arturia's succubus art implosion incident archives - File 010522-010521 - Recording of Operator Lumen's reaction to the event.*** *Subject was found writing this document during the event, and has no recollection of doing it afterwards. He is still in posession of the original, the following is a copy acquired for research purposes. List of personnel with access to the document: Kalt'sit, Doctor*
Doctor note: I'm bizarrely surprised that his reaction to the event was to just put his sexual life in writing instead of... What happened to others. Maybe it's because he was alone in his room, maybe because he was more resilient to the effects? Also... I almost feel dirty recording that. It's too... Personnal. Much too personal. Requesting deletion of the file once investigation is over.
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Here. A monument to what I believe is garbage writing. Brought to you after, no joke, several technical difficulties. As in had to juggle app and PC to post this difficulties.
Art Sauce: [Raw-Egg Lent](https://x.com/raw_egg_lent/status/1646468273867997184), on Twitter.
P.S: I would love all the critiques you can muster. I always bitch about the lack of wholesome lewdness on the internet, and I want to be the change I wanna see in that world. So any critique would be well loved.
BTW, /u/ghostpanther218, that's how you write a seggs review without NTR: Write it from the POV of the character sexual partner(s).
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The NTR thing was just a joke though cause I was a massive Blaze simp...The writing is pretty good though. And wholesome cuddling is the absolute best.
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You cooked king.
This is the story of how Lumen gained his confidence.
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make the change you wish to see
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Based Lumrene shipper!
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Well, see the context: I wrote it from the PoV of Lumen because Lumrene is my favourite ship ever since the Rhine Lab events kinda sunk Saria/Silence.
Also, I'm a ~~waste of space and~~ a straight man. I already believe what I write is ass (Please give me constructive criticism if you can, be as harsh as you want), so imagine how bad it could be if I did try to write lesbian sex, something I'm woefully unqualified for.
BTW, I did however try. I did create some full on erotica writings and one is of PoV sex with Matoimaru. That one has a male and a female version. And I'm hoping one day to do the same thing for Blaze (what's stopping me is that we don't know much about Greythroat, AKA the person I ship with Blaze, to make it feel natural).
... You know what, I have a deal for you. I'll try a lesbian Sex review next week on the condition you give me an honest detailed critique. Also I choose the pair. Would that be fine with you?
P.S: I did check out of curiosity. I have 52 characters I want to write about, including one gay ship and three lesbian ones. The rest is a mixed bag.
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I'd love some constructive criticisms before I jump in there, fellow Raccoon.
P.S: Good luck on pulling Yunli if you're aiming for her!
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No offense bro, but he already had massive balls from the moment we saw him.
Lemme remind you that if he wasn't an absolute Chad, most of the crew in his hometown including the abyssal hunters would be dead by this point.
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As promised, I read, scrolled quickly, then read.
The casual tone is really comfortable.
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Wait, hold on he's kinda cooking
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Ok, to start off, I will give you my very blunt and honest critique, born from 29 Arknights fanfics written over the course of a year, including 44% of all GG/Red fics. (Someone help me.)
It's good.
What makes a "bad" fanfic? Out-Of-Character moments, Bad Grammar, Bad Storytelling, all the hallmarks of an inexperienced writer. None of that's here- I can fully believe everything that's happening right now. You managed to present everything well and do what you wanted to do: Tell a story as if the person was recounting it himself.
As for critique... I don't really have anything to say. Storywise, everything felt really easy and convenient- But that's the point. If he didn't make it sound wonderful and fantastic, it wouldn't have carried that lovesick tone anyways. The premise is a bit silly, but that's the entire point, so why not? The only minor nitpick is Thiago just kinda being namedropped out of nowhere which is a massive jump in his train of thought, but I can appreciate the intent behind it. (If you want to do a line like that, you need some build-up. Maybe a paragraph talking about their differences before and now and how it all ties into Iberia before remembering Thiago.)
Right, that's about it. Take some pride in what you do! I couldn't write the same way as you (not that I would, I'm strictly a non-explicit writer), they couldn't write the same way as you, you've made something only you could.
(Now this is the point where I'd request someone in exchange for this critique, but honesty, I feel like you're going to reach them eventually, so I'll just tell you to keep doing what you wanna!)
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Buddy. You preached. Keep cooking.
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2024-02-08
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God dayum (compliment)
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Peak review bro 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
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This is peak
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I'm gonna be honest here. This was beautiful. You cooked.
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I'm gonna do it so much with her part of the ocean will turn white
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4/10 specter isn't pegging her (or lumen isnt getting pegged by her), therefore non-canon
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Thank you for the nice, wholesome read.
P.S. Damn, sharpened teeth? My boy Lumen had to overcome some serious obstacles to make it work with the girl
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Bro convinced me to open pixiv and search for irene x lumen lewd just now, worth it. 🔥☠️👌
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But the partner is not canon. Anyone can be a partner. Strange, i don't get it.
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Simply put, people assume that if erotica is done, it's from the viewpoint of the IRL writer.
I prefer to make it from the viewpoint of the character in story living the event, which sidesteps the "Why you ship her with someone else REEE" thing by allowing people to self insert.
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I am SO TEMPTED to BONK you right now.
P.S: If by any chance, you find a safe enough art for the main sub with her on top of him, at night, on a sofa, next to a massive window with moonlight pouring in, tell me.
I know for sure it was posted in the main sub and that's why I started writing erotica again to begin with. I just didn't save the post.
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Username checks out.
P.S: I wouldn't mind trying to make a Specter review from the PoV of Irene, but I unironically don't think I'd be able to cook something decent due to being... Woefully unqualified for that task.
Yet again, I legit thought I wrote garbage, I can't compute the comment section right now.
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*You get jumped by Lumen, Irene, Thorns, Myrtle, Elysium, and the Abyssal Hunters*
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Welp, I fully accept my fate because I got the best medics
Silence, Dont forget to use your S3
(Almost) Death by SnuSnu LETS DO IT
Water pollution 😂
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First of all, thank you so much for the critique. I really appreciate it.
Second, a few things, if I may:
>As for critique... I don't really have anything to say. Storywise, everything felt really easy and convenient- But that's the point. If he didn't make it sound wonderful and fantastic, it wouldn't have carried that lovesick tone anyways.
That's precisely my point. I wanted to write this from the perspective of how I imagine them working as a couple, based on what we see of them in game. Although, may I ask what do you mean by "easy and convenient?" Because if I wanted to go for that, I wouldn't have mentioned the few snags they got to deal with when defining their sex life. (if you mean the premise of why he's rambling, aka the arts incident, it is convenience 100% though. I do have some silly ideas about how to introduce other sex Reviews from the silly to the *CRINGE.*)
Heck, the reason I did choose Irene to start with is because the first erotica I wrote after years of giving up on it is the "Roleplay" Moment mentioned in this review. It's been sitting in my hard drive with a few others because I could never see them as even remotely decent when I was done.
>The only minor nitpick is Thiago just kinda being namedropped out of nowhere which is a massive jump in his train of thought, but I can appreciate the intent behind it. (If you want to do a line like that, you need some build-up. Maybe a paragraph talking about their differences before and now and how it all ties into Iberia before remembering Thiago.)
Guilty as charged. It's basically a parasite of how I feel their relationship would be. I believe Irene would feel the stigma of dating an aegerian, and Jordi would probably feel a bit of shame dating someone who would've hunted down his parent figure, even thought said parent figure was actively helping the church of the Deep. Under the influence of heavy mind altering arts, I could've seen Jordi ask for forgiveness to his dead parent ~~Who's busy being a racist ass hole about it in the afterlife right outside of Frostnova's bar~~
>Right, that's about it. Take some pride in what you do!
Not gonna lie, this comment section is fucking me up, I didn't expect this to be appreciated.
>Now this is the point where I'd request someone in exchange for this critique, but honesty, I feel like you're going to reach them eventually, so I'll just tell you to keep doing what you wanna!
Please tell me bro/sis/homie, no reason I wouldn't drag them to the top of the pile if I believe I could do him/her/them justice.
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I guess it'd be getting together that felt easy, but I don't mean that in a bad way. When you're happy about something, it feels as if all the trouble you experience to get there is miniscule and insignificant, almost not even worth mentioning. It makes sense, so don't worry about it.
As for the request... GG/Red? Odd of me to overfixate on a ship this hard, I know, but I like their dynamic.
(And one last thing before I go... It's normal for writers to doubt their work before posting it. When you write something, you can see every missed opportunity and possibility that others don't, and what you could have written almost always makes what you did write seem bad. Just know that feeling isn't always right- the ideal isn't always going to match with reality. Just keep writing if you feel that way. It helps me, at least.)
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Alright, so I ain't no good writer. Hell, I didn't even think to take writing remotely seriously until this whole sex review trend. So take my words with a grain of salt. Or chunk, depending on your mood.
But it doesn't feel as "garbage" as you said before? It's a pretty solid vanilla piece of fanfiction.
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GG/Red. Okay. Give me a week or two tops and I'll get it done. Just a few things though:
- You mean Red Weeb/Reid, right ? Because I did see people ship GG with Projekt Red before. No I don't get it either.
- How would YOU define their dynamic? The way I define their dynamic might be different from yours. Yes, you can send me your portfolio, but it would delay things.
- I have some ideas on how to proceed. Want it to be like this one? Wholesome? A bit more sad? Cringy? All of these can work.
- I have a headcanon that Reid wears his scarf because his originium lesions are on his neck and beard areas. Also, while it's hinted at in the game via skins, I headcanon that there's in-Universe ways to chisel them out (and my self insert operator has improved said methods.)
- I will review them both solo or as a duo based on your answers.
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(dw lmao I just like complaining, don't let reddit randos influence your cooking)
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First off, please surprise me! I'd must rather see your own intrepretation than mine all over again. If I wanted something specific, I could've always just written it myself! (But if you need an interpretation of dynamics, I'll leave one below as a possibility.)
GG/Redblade, to me, is both people admiring something in each other. To GG, Red is strong and put-together. He's confident, always seems to know what to do and where to be. It even extends to his Fire arts- naturally destructive, yet he keeps a very good grip on them, even compared to a trained professional like Skyfire. That sort of self-control over his emotions, power, and life is something GG admires, because for the most part it's something she lacks. Someone who can control their arts and march towards the future they want... Wouldn't being that kind of person be wonderful?
Red admires GG for her determination to live a normal life. To begin with, the goal of Reunion was for it's members to live a regular life without suffering. But with every passing day Red stays in Reunion, it only feels like a more ridiculous things to hope for. He's an infected war veteran hailing for Ursus through Reunion- there never was much hope for him. That's why he watches GG: To see if there's any hope for an infected to live a normal, peaceful life. She stubbornly clings on to the idea of opening a little business and living off it, even with everything that's stopping her from achieving it. If there's hope for her... Then maybe there's hope for him.
[I'll just leave a singular fanfic here, since I feel like this one encapsulates my headcanons the best.](https://archiveofourown.org/works/48296599)
But again, please surprise me! I don't want to tell you what to write, because then I'd know what to expect!
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I elected not to read your fic because you clearly want me to surprise you.
Also, I really wanted to thank you. I've had three ideas in mind for writing this, but during my sleep tonight, brain decided "NO, you get setup 1 to these two, setup 2 to her, and setup 3 to them. GG and Reid deserve This setup".
And my goddamn brain was right. So now I'm jotting ideas for not only them, but at least 4 more couples/operators.
Also, I wouldn't mind rewriting my fic later based on your headcanon.
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I'm not arguing. Although many people also like self-insert stories. Without excessive inflection, of course.
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I think it's better be Han Dynasty/Era since they're Chinese based nation
But, you can cook brother
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I thought about putting "The Great Hunt" but Chongus came after, so I decided to stick to meme since I'm not versed on chinese history. That aside, thanks, bro.
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You're W-elcome
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POV: Distorting
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UWAAAAAAH I WILL PERSONALLY ROLL A 30 TO SEND YOU BACK TO R/THEODYSSEYHADAPURPOSE!!!! SELF DESTRUCTIVE PURGE RAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CURSE YOU BAYLEEEEEEEE
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I must say, she ****is**** a succubus
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Note: I did not know how to carry this out initially, it took me a while to find a good way of expressing this. On the other hand, it does look like the 'plan' is going a bit off- To some degree expected, I will continue different methods and attempts.
It was too long.
\*\*\*
"Why... This question, all of a sudden?"
Justyna's face was blazing hot, she clamped her mouth tight and shook her head, banded feathers ruffling slightly in the evening breeze.
The Knightclub is yet foreign to the occasion of a rest, as the responsibility to report back to the Landship arose, the five were met with a strange sense of relaxation. Cold, medical light swapped that of dizzying spectra, the steel that surrounded them was smooth and stainless instead of the occasionally peeling and rusting texture common inside the districts' bases. But it was not uncomfortable, rather, seeing the corridors lit made the knights less weary.
So strange thoughts begin appearing behind the minds of the tired knights.
The redhead Zalak was in a sweater, sitting in the disinfected armchair of their shared dorm. The others have already left as Justyna blurted out the odd question, Greynuty's cannon requires repair, she's off to the engineering department to fix her weapons and save Justice from her abduction by a certain Pythia, and Iwona can't stay still for more than two minutes.
Sona slowly put her mug down on her side of the table, and spat out the sunflower seed shells she was munching on. She held out the bag to Justyna.
"Have some of those, apparently they're cream-flavoured."
She must have noticed Justyna's urge to speak, raising a small hand.
"Don't worry, it'll take time, make yourself comfortable."
Rhodes Island rumbled under them, this giant of polished, weathered steel was no ever-growing beast like Kawalerielki, its heartbeat was not muffled by layers of buildings accumulated upon its skin, and its movement was not slurred by excess weight- the Landship was lithe, as lithe as a giant thing of concrete and iron could be. The two stayed silent as Justyna shuffled in her chair, trying to pull her hair out and flowing it out on the backrest.
Justyna nervously nibbled on a sunflower seed.
"So, what do you want to know?" Sona asked, her usual grin relaxing to an attentive glance.
Geez, this seed really tastes like cream.
"Hello?"
"...Oh, right, yes. Uh-"
"Just a note, I don't think any of us have any experience, a stroke of luck I suppose." Sona sighed. "If you want stuff on 'how it works' or 'what would happen' I'm probably not qualified to answer... The meds are right there on the island, they wouldn't mind a question."
"No, I guess... What do you think of it?"
She shrunk a little bit at Sona's stare, but the Zalak relaxed the glance immediately.
"Oh well, that's odd. I do have a bit of opinion actually." She chuckled, leaning forward. "Found anyone that you fancy?"
"Uh-"
"Alright, alright, I'll leave you be, you look like a tomato."
Sona picked her mug up and took a swig, a little patch of milk remained on her upper lip as she plopped the cup down on the table again.
"Where do we start? Ah, yes, in that darned city of theirs."
\*\*\*
You know, I came to Kawalerielki at a young age, younger than one should anyway- Is there really an age that fits you in there? I dunno, but anyways I was there.
School wasn't an option, so I had to come up with perceptions of stuff on my own. And that includes this stuff.
The first time I really understood it existed was a few years back, it was the dead of night, and I was scavenging parts of metal to, well, add onto my 'armour'. I was passing by a street that was basically pitch black, of course I wasn't a valuable target, but clearly someone else was.
As I was scuttling about, I heard noises and had to jump into one of the bins by the sidewalk. After half a minute, two people walked into view. One of them a scrawny guy looking like he's in his mid-twenties, the other a bulky lady with a lot of tattoos. Half of these patterns were... What do you call those- Yeah, floressent or something. I could see bones and stuff that were glowing in the dark.
The guy was half-naked, screaming nonstop, and probably really badly shaken. He got grabbed by the neck and was dragged off, like- Wham! Like that. I waited until the screaming died down to leave the bin and head on my way.
The next day it came to me that the guy was probably a prostitute, that really shouldn't be a surprise, we all know where the Kazdel do we live in. But that was the first time I saw something of the like happen.
Calm down, I haven't finished yet- It's fine, it wasn't that lit up anyway, saw like barely a third of it.
So of course I had questions of my own, I was living with a family from the East at that time, they got infected from a factory explosion near their house and had to escape the Ursian-controlled areas. The dad was quite approachable, so I asked him about it.
His answer was simple, he simply pulled out a picture of the family- It was taken before the trouble, and they had one more kid in the photo. Everyone was smiling, there was a creek and a birch forest behind. I asked him what did he mean, but it got interrupted by his daughter falling over- she had an Oripathy attack. Good thing she held through, I had snuck into the ventilation and stolen a box of jabs from somewhere I can't really remember.
It was really after a long time did I understand, he was talking about love. Not just sex by itself, but love.
You know, Justyna, if it wasn't for love, a lot of things wouldn't happen. That family might have broken up and died in the middle of nowhere if there wasn't love binding them together, from parents to kids, wife to husband, so on so on. It's one of the strongest things that exists in us. Remember Szewczyk? He took on these jobs and got screwed over to get his family a good life. You've got to give that to him.
They call sex 'making love', I suppose there must be truth to that, it must be a part of love, and without love, it's nothing good. You know that, probably, I mean, take a stroll outside in the 'neons' and you'll see it right away. Their city is chock full of sex without love, so if you ask me...
Find love first, it will come after.
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"It's been a while since the last time I told a story, I've got plenty more, but this one seems enough."
The Zalak downed the lukewarm milk in a gulp, wiping her face with the sweater's sleeves.
"I hope it helps."
"I... Think I understood." Justyna said, slowly. She could feel uncertainty welling up inside her, but of which kind she did not know.
"Well, hey, glad I helped. They could be back any minute now, you wanna wash before it gets too rowdy?"
"Sure."
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Suzu 100% platonic cuddle-time review
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Coldshot review 🥺
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Actually peak writing ngl. Stand proud you can cock
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Don’t think I have the ability to write cuddles, it’s a bit too distant from my life irl ;-;
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Thank you, I shall cock more in coming weeks.
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Huh, actually a great way to use it and an amazing character name there.
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Wait you weren't supposed to cook peak, this was supposed to just be some shitty smut-
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