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It’s not smut!
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2024-02-08
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someone find this man a publisher and printing press to spread the good word
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2024-02-08
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My apologies. It was late at night and I merely skimmed before passing judgement. Allow me to rectify this transgression.
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*Slow clap*
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2024-02-08
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Tsukinogi.
Cuz I'm curious how you'd review a woman that got a maid AND a slutty dress skin and yet almost no one simps for.
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2024-02-08
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I legitimately know nothing about her lore, might have to pull up my Terra: A Journey to find Higashi tidbits, and even then what I have to work with is very, very few.
But I will see if I can try, if there's no way I can link it to the title of supposed "sex reviews" then I might not be able to write much.
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2024-03-08
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**Rule 2: Memes only.**
Your submission was one of the following:
- BANNED FORMATS: name lookalike
- Restricted meme posted outside of its allocated day
- image non-memes/macros
- screenshots of AI content
- unedited gameplay videos/screenshots
- fanart without humor/meme value
- unedited social media screenshots
- photos of merch
- anything not trying to be funny
- anything judged too low-effort by mods
As such, your submission did not meet our requirements for being a meme, so it was removed.
Please reply if you think this was done in error.
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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/119088480
0/10: fucked me over and over again on chess
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Nah, kid
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The first time I was having sex with that magnificent bastard was when he invited me over to a game of chess with one weird rule: for every piece of chess taken you must let go of one piece of your clothing. Back then, I had no firm knowledge of the way I would swing and since he promised me some five years of my own salary worth of LMD if I won I thought “why not?”. Also, it's not like I'm a complete stranger with him, I was the one in charge of monitoring Ensia's oripathy afterall.
Almost everything is normal inside the room, almost that is. Enciodes was already sitting on the chair across the door with a chess set prepared on the table, white on his side. The floor is lined with brown fur carpets and the air feels cold, Kjerag cold. As I sat on the chair provided for me, I realized he made sure to unzip his jacket and opened his shirt's button low enough to have a peek at the upper third part of his solid muscular pecs, just two buttons shy of showing his nipples should he discard his jacket and cape. I think my heart skips a bit at that.
Enciodes truly baffled me on his first two rounds, moving the pawn in front of his king two squares ahead and then moving the king itself a saquare forward. Was he high on incense? He would get his king killed on the frontline! In any case, I went greedy and captured a few of Enciodes piece unscathed. It seems like I would get my prize indeed.
“Ah, I haven't played this game for a long time, my apologies” he said then I looked up only to realize… that bastard was already topless. That bastard, thi- this must be deliberate! I cannot help but dumbfoundedly stare at his perfectly sculpted body free of hindrance. On his chest, two solid blocks of pectoral muscles gently rose like a hill with little brown peaks proudly standing, begging me to gaze at it and drool like a dog infected with rabies.
“Is there trouble, my friend?” Those words snapped me out of my trance and my cheeks went red. He simply smiled, which angered me somehow. Yes yes, I cannot just sit here like a statue when there is five years of my salary to be won here! Alas, it seems he was merely obfuscating his stupidity for he quickly overturned the tide against me. Yet, he didn't go for the quickest check, instead enjoying to capture as many pieces as he can. As he captured more and more of my piece, I get more and more exposed to the bone-chilling cold of the Kjerag-esque temperature. Combined with the raging boner on my boxer, I can't even concentrate on the game and honestly, I think I would still lose even if I can.
The inevitable checkmate came soon enough, leaving me stark naked with only a boxer against the cold. Just as I stood up and about to say goodbye however, he asked “why the sudden speediness of your leave my friend? Wouldn't you like to have a drink first?” and gestured his hand to the table's underside. I knew there was neither a bottle of wine nor refrigerator underneath yet I crouched down there anyway, maybe the cold wind bugged my mind somehow. Of course I found no alcohol down there but I found him to have unzipped his trouser, showing a humongous bulge restrained by his boxer. Curious, I crouched closer to it and opened the Pandora box(er). “Gottverdammt!” I proclaimed in my heart as I saw a raging and roaring staff of flesh standing out proudly, just as great and beautiful as the owner's cane sword, with a soft bush of gray hair at its base.
“Oh, how clever. What's your opinion, my friend?” he asked, smiling and gently rustling my hair with his right hand.
“Magnificent sir. Mine felt pathetic”
“Do not denigrate yourself so easily, my friend. I'm sure yours is magnificent too” then he gently pressed that staff of flesh upon my face, “Would you mind to warm it up?”
By instinct alone, I knew what I had to do. I opened my mouth and swallowed the glans of his penis, careful not to bite it, then licked it as if it was a sort of pink fleshy lollipop. Some precums already leaked through and it tastes… somewhat bitter, as expected of a CEO and a head of state, must have been all that coffee and night work I thought. Simultaneously, my right thumb and index circled around the base of his dick and jerked it upward. Each time I bobbed my head down his penis, I dipped my mouth deeper and deeper into the base of his penis. Did he moan? No, yet I knew he must have enjoyed it because I felt his penis throbbed hard and getting even more rock hard each time I jerked. Till suddenly, his hands shoved my head down so hard I was left gasping for air but all I received was his thick hot semen sliding down my throat.
Was it enough? No, not at all. His penis stood as proudly as before, just fully caked with semen and saliva. After that, he pinned me down to the floor, my back bent backward and ass up like a female cat about to be bred. The soft fur of the carpet touched my nipples, sending light ripples of pleasure across my body. The fact that I rubbed my body back and forth on the floor in search of that sensation doesn't help. Enciodes was on top of me, the same feline position with both hands on top of the back of my hands and penis pressing slightly on my boxer to nestle itself between my butts like a knife trying to cut a loaf of bread. Then he whispered to my right ear…
“I have good news and bad news. The good news is this room is soundproof. The bad news is I still need your consent to proceed. So how do you want to proceed, my friend?”
How? HOW?!!?!?! You've pinned me down to the floor like a pathetic little prey who is about to be swallowed whole and made my cock erect and sopping wet just from staring at that big chest and having to service yout cock yet you are still asking “how?”?!?!?!?!
“FUCK ME! PLEASE JUST FUCK ME! STAB ME ON THE ASS WITH THAT COCK OF YOURS ENCIODES! MESS IT UP THOUSANDFOLDS IF YOU WILL!!”
“Hmph, as you wish” then he proceeded to strip down my boxer, the last piece of clothing on my body. As he stripped it down, his palms fondled my cock, testing its size. “Hah, your size is indeed pathetic” he proclaimed. It's so humiliating yet somehow my cock throbbed harder at that. Just as promised, he probed down the anus hole with his cock before finally-
He thrusted
Oh fuck, that large ram of a cock hit hard on the right spot. The thrust was forceful yet gentle, because I swear I feel he could just knock me down senseless if he wanted to. His tail slithered around my sensitive cock to jerk it up and down while simultaneously tickling my abs. Mayhaps, I could still contain myself if the force didn't make my nipples get rubbed back and forth across the floor, sending out shockwaves after shockwaves of pleasure that turned my body into an earthquake-like spasmodic mass of flesh. Truly, i was gasping for air like a marathon runner, my heart was pumping like crazy, and everywhere from anus to the nipples got so stimulated it left my mind high, verging onto climax. Yet, he playfully scrammed my cock with his tail everytime I'm tantalizingly close enough to climax.
“Enciodes” akh “please~ please~~”
“Mm… hmm… cannot hear you”
AKH “LET!” AKH “ME!” AKH “CUM!”
Then the final thrust came with a geyser of cum from below. The tail finally let go of my cock but still covering and tickling with it as I shoot out my own cum. My already spasmodic body turned into an even more spasmodic mass of flesh and fat. He then turned my head around and we shared a kiss.
That wasn't our last act however. One time he turned around and fucked me on missionary position. Another time, he let me suckled on his nipple as he jerked both of our cum ridden cock. We were honestly so exhausted we slept hugging each other on the floor.
The next day, I checked my bank account and bloody hell! Someone transferred five years of my own salary into it!
Review: 10/10 for the good fuck and turning me gay but 20/10 for the paycheck
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- By jove, please please please let me in. I don't know if it's still thursday over there in America or not
- Yes, that's a bongcloud opening that Enciodes used
- I stole the idea of strip chess from @/nnonosui over on pixiv. Many thanks to her
- I don't know if I would cook with other male operators. This one is a little personal
- Kinda thonking on cooking one with femdom futa/strap-on Degnbrecher pegging MC
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2024-02-08
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the fuck did I just read
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2024-02-08
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Homo sex
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2024-02-08
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Damn, was hoping for FemDoc x Silverash…
Old man yaoi is fine too, I suppose
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2024-02-08
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Honestly, kinda wished someone would write a sesbian lex sex review or male sex review from the female too.
Also nah, this doc is just a random Rhodes Island employee. The real doc would have at least stalemated the chess game
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2024-02-08
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Indeed, the doc I know would've en passanted
If no one will write the Kristen/Saria sesbian lex, I must do so myself
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2024-02-08
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Good thing he didn't hit you with the Truesilver Coom. It only lasts 30 seconds, though.
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2024-02-08
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Thank God, say gex.
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2024-02-08
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now i will write a sesbian lex review of Exu x Lappy (to prove a point)
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2024-02-08
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Where's the tsing tsing tsing session
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2024-02-08
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honestly we need more sesbian lex sex review that is so rate to see
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2024-02-08
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Cant believe i actually did sit down and read the full session of this say gex as straight male.
Ig the recent trend of sex review and the unique bc its abt a male operator helped but anyway, good job man
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2024-02-08
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Aye, thanks!
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2024-02-08
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YES! That’s it! Old man Yaoi sex! I praise you, fellow Doktah, for finally delivering on what I have been scouring this subreddit for. Continue cooking.
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2024-02-08
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Hot men UUoohhhhh
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2024-02-08
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Beautiful
I shed a tear
As above, so below
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2024-02-08
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ART.
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2024-02-08
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>Another time, he let me suckled on his nipple as he jerked both of our cum ridden cock.
Woah, Matterhorn milk has competition
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If this gets removed it's war
I think I might make one for next week... for a male operator of course, but not SilverAsh 🤔
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30 seconds of straight(gay?) cvm 😩😩
Even Weedy's hydropump couldn't keep up
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2024-02-08
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I read the chess line and rolled my eyes, but then I scrolled more
My god, didn't get duped? Incredible :D
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2024-02-08
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on it already, just need to decide if i go full Kataokasan or sweet wholesome yuri (tending towards the latter)
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2024-02-08
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I have one in the works for the week after next. Don't worry.
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2024-02-08
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Whoa there, calm down shakespeare
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🫦🫦🫦
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Crosspost to anarchychess lol
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2024-02-08
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Do not the exusiai pls ☹
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2024-02-08
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fuck you i will Lappy the Exusiai
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2024-02-08
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SilverAsh isn't even that old lol, barely reaching early 30s methinks, but I get where you are going. Straight folks usually imagine say gex with a femboy first, not with a 30 years old DILF in the making
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2024-02-08
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Started/planning three already. And hesitating between which one to focus on the most.
Want the wholesome, the professional, or the cringe one?
P.S: If I finish a request first, you'll wait two weeks unless mod kun is fine with me double posting.
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2024-02-08
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Oh hey! Personally would say the cringe one. Just wanna know what you'd consider as *cringe*.
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2024-02-08
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Based on lore hints from the Degenbroken events, SA should be 32 to 33 years old.
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2024-02-08
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Unironically, outside of the degradation about the dick size (it feels beneath him), I feel you nailed mr Enciodes's vibe as well as he nailed you during segs.
Also thanks for giving the sub some much needed yaoi content. I might now swing that way, but people who do deserve it.
Keep at it homie!
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2024-02-08
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Considering how this entire sub roasted the fuck out of me for my waifu/seggs tier list, I'm pretty sure you'll come behind me with a baseball bat next thursday.
P.S: It's about a character I'm legit shocked didn't get featured yet.
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2024-02-08
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Gex
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2024-02-08
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That degradation one might have been a personal kink slipping in honestly. Glad I nailed the vibe though, he is my first six stars and my husbando, so this one is a little personal to say the least.
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It's fine, I would've wrote it as "It is maybe small, but for me, it's the perfect size." Being a bit blunt is what I feel SilverSmash should act like.
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2024-02-08
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based and bottompilled 🤝
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Yeah, that one seemed out of character, but didn't ruin the cooking
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>“I have good news and bad news. The good news is this room is soundproof. The bad news is I still need your consent to proceed. So how do you want to proceed, my friend?”
Asked for consent both for getting blowed and for plowing, 12/10 SilverAsh truly is the best gentleman in the game
Yaoi in this subreddit? This shit's gay asf 10/10, I need silverash to impregnate my prostate too
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2024-02-08
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Im tempted
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>Kinda thonking on cooking one with femdom futa/strap-on Degnbrecher pegging MC
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P.S: Now I really need mod-kun to allow me two posts cuz I've had two ideas too good not to do.
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2024-03-08
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the one artist who does femdoc x silverash and the bunnysuit femdoc comic
God BLESS
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But then they'd have had to brick Silverash's pipi and no sex would've happened.
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this says alot about society
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2024-02-08
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Yes
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2024-02-08
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Would. Next question.
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2024-02-08
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Mudrock?
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rockrock
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Absolutely
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If it was mine there will be holes everywhere
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Sex review: Orirock
Though it was difficult at first to find a good way to populate with the stone, I eventually figured that the best way would be to gyrate myself onto it and vice versa.
This led to a quick 20 minute session of me pleasuring myself with/on the rock whilst imagining all the hard work my operators put into obtaining it. My climax was highlighted by the fantasy of being dominated by other operators demanding the rock for their own uses.
Suffice to say it was an exhilarating experience.
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yes.
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2024-02-08
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😔 that's deep..
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2024-02-08
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I have 369 of this
farmed a lot
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2024-02-08
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The reason for 0 sanity
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2024-02-08
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Fookin thought this was another seggs review
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This is the best sex review yet!
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2024-02-08
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Mudrock be like "I showed you my rock, please respond"
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2024-02-08
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pussypussy.
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2024-02-08
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Would
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what if we got an orirock to top posts of all time?
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2024-02-08
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Krem's final stream thumbnail :(
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2024-02-08
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I was scared that this is another sex review.
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2024-02-08
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begone you sarkaz fiend
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2024-02-08
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i got that reference
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2024-02-08
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Yeah let’s not bring that one up
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2024-02-08
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And it’s never enough 😮💨
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2024-02-08
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EXACTLY
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Rock. Next question.
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2024-02-08
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Oriorock seggs review!?!!!??!!??
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2024-02-08
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ROCK AND STONE
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Kitkat
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DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
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2024-02-08
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GIVE
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2024-02-08
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Get out of my head.
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Manticores: *Exist*
Passenger: "mmm... Warcrimes..."
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Mate, look at all the joints on that tail, I bet she could whip it and break the sound barrier.
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2024-02-08
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Mantimum ;)
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2024-02-08
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Mommycore ;)
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2024-02-08
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Who is that?
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