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She looks like her father is LSD
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2024-15-08
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She's got them cute googly eyes. I love her. ❤
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2024-15-08
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Another crack kitty with a weird back ❤️ they are my favorite 😂
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2024-15-08
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Looks like an Egyptian mau, some tend to be more independent and not very cuddly they prefer strokes and belly rubs, some dont like been held I found that out when had an Egyptian mau. Very fast energetic cat needs lots of play and enrichment to keep from being naughty as gets bored and pent up energy so needs ways to release energy, beautiful 😻 all cats are different.
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2024-15-08
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Mostly checks out! Super energetic, if she feels ignored she'll start screaming and get zoomies. [This is her mother,](https://i.imgur.com/FmdJZOR.jpeg) who is stupid affectionate and will go through hell and high water to lay on top of you at all times (but God forbid you decide to actually cuddle her, at which point she'll scream and run). If only we could know who the father was.
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2024-15-08
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She's just **long!** She stayed the same level of fat she was at 6 months old and now she just keeps getting longer. It's like a little slinky ferret.
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2024-15-08
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She was conceived when her mother escaped in a drug-heavy area... it would make sense...
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2024-15-08
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She’s got a spine built to line a chiropractor’s pockets, scoliosis lookin’ ass.
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2024-15-08
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She looks like she has daddy-issues.
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2024-15-08
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Yup you nailed it, won’t stop till gets her way especially food or treats, will scratch on everything but the scratching posts, knock things off, go where not supposed to up on top of door, try to get on top of curtain rails, need to get lots of high places for them to sit in different rooms and places, I got a tunnel with hole in middle from B&M in cat section and use to dangle string toy in hole and would run in a circle and grab it on the way. They tend to like thinks they can chase and hunt so hide mice around house with bells then your hear all of sudden the bell go where they throw it in air and chase it around some times chuckling from there mouth. So funny always have your phone ready.
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2024-15-08
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Longue
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2024-15-08
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Dad might had been Egyptian mau if mum is cuddly might be tabby/mau mix then.
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2024-15-08
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Nailing it with the high places thing. Mama cat Perches anywhere and everywhere she can, Njuta (my girl) not so much but she has Her Spots and they all happen to have very good view of the room. Super good hunting instinct in both of them (except for when Njuta was a kitten and terrified of my now-passed guinea pig, but you can't really blame her, he was a 1.4kg monster and she was barely 700g) and they both do take their "kills" and drag it into their space. For mama cat that's bell toys under my partner's bed, for me it's any and all plush animals in the house dragged into my room.
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2024-15-08
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Noodle kitty!
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2024-15-08
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No. 6 the look we all got when we read ‘thought her mother was male until she popped out in the litter box’. Like… how did THaT happen?
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2024-15-08
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Ok. So. My partner picked mama cat out from under his porch as a kitten ~4 years and two or three living situations ago. He took this kitten to the vet, and the vet used male pronouns for it, and said "he" was too small to get fixed. So, naturally, come back when "he's" a bit bigger and we'll get "him" fixed. My partner's other cat at the time (who still is his other cat) was an indoors fixed male, and Izumi (mama cat) became an indoor cat too, and then having to get "him" fixed was just an expense that seemed unnecessary for the cost it would be since there were no behavioral issues. (Don't ask how my partner didn't notice the lack of balls. I love him, but he's very oblivious and also somehow thought Izumi going into Very Noticeable heat every few weeks was just How He Was. Izumi also escaped two or three times before, presumably due to heat in retrospect, but had always come back within a day or two and never pregnant)
Anyways, I've loosely known my partner for years, but only ever started actually Knowing him about four months before Njuta was born, and I never questioned Izumi's gender, because why would I? Anyways, a week before he moved, Izumi escaped and came back the day before he left. No big deal, "he's" back, he probably knocked some other cat up and that sucks but it's not our problem. (Spoiler: it was.)
About a month later Izumi starts getting fat. Not a big deal, "he's" always been very skinny and anxious, so we thought he was just finally relaxed enough in the new place to finally eat properly. Good.
Another month later, we go on a road trip to a town a few hours away to meet a visiting friend, and get back around 2-3am. He drops me at my place, goes back to his, 15 minutes later I get a phone call. I pick up, hear screaming cats in the background, and through absolute hysterics, "Crim128, Izumi had kittens."
"Izumi had what?"
And he hung up. One was found on the littermat (my best guess is that it's my girl based on the light/dark of the fur) and another tangled in the bedsheets. Njuta's sibling passed at 3 weeks, nothing we could've done, but against all odds Njuta ended up surviving and being Just Fine as far as we can tell.
ETA: Funnily enough, we had the same thing happen where I had 6 different people guess that my girl was a male cat from 8 weeks-3 months (2 vet assistants, one vet, and 3 experienced kitten fosters) and not a single one say she was a girl. So I guess there's something genetic going on where the female cats look like males early on. I didn't realise she was female until I woke up one morning to Shrieking downstairs and after running down in complete panic, saw her sitting just fine on the table before she raised her ass and yowled again. She got fixed that week.
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2024-15-08
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And she’s a stunning girl 🫠 and adorable with such a shocked expression on her face 😝
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2024-15-08
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So cute
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2024-15-08
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My Arabian Mau is cuddly as hell, they’re known for being affectionate. She doesn’t like being picked up but will snuggle, sleep on you, whatever she can
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2024-15-08
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Yeah some do not all glad yours loves a good cuddle 🤗 so sweet though 🥰
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2024-15-08
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Yeah just saying it’s a known trait for Maus to be affectionate just so other people aren’t confused.
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2024-15-08
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👌
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2024-15-08
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Changed it to help thanks for letting me know it’s just what I was told but thank you ☺️
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2024-15-08
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I love her! Picture 6 tells us she is crazy! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
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2024-15-08
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Alright, Lucy Liu!
I do love a good, ethereal, bug-eyed grey men just casually living amongst humans.
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2024-15-08
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No worries, they’re my favourite breed!
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2024-15-08
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Not a single sane bone in her body! That was when I took her to be part of my friend's photoshoot. She got overwhelmed after an hour or two and refused to be anywhere but with me... but she can only tolerate being held for so long and she ended up perching on my back for a while.
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2024-15-08
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Beautiful 😻
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2024-15-08
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She looks like she has seen a ghost!!
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2024-15-08
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Whoa
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2024-15-08
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What a twist!
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2024-15-08
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We want to see her mother
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2024-15-08
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She looks insane and I love it.
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2024-15-08
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Human, really? I scream and run because your eyes are saying, to me, that I'm your next meal. Or is it really true love for me I see there? I can't tell the difference, so it's just safer to scream and run. lol
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2024-15-08
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I've raised this lil asshole since she was 12 hours old. She used to sleep on my neck for the warmth and the amount of times I woke up with her head straight-up in my mouth...
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2024-15-08
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That's so cool. I used to live at a kitten rescue, aren't they just amazing. 😻
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2024-15-08
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Why she built like that
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2024-15-08
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[Here](https://imgur.com/UYZiEXq) [she](https://imgur.com/Zsldksq) [is!](https://i.imgur.com/ckMID8X) (All different links) Almost a perfect clone.
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2024-16-08
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You sure it’s a girl ?
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2024-16-08
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100%. Got her uterus taken out and everything.
Funny story actually, had all six people I asked to sex her said that she was likely a boy. 2 vet assistants, one vet, and 3 experienced kitten fosters.
I found out they were wrong because one day I woke up to screaming downstairs, ran down in a panic, and she was sitting perfectly fine on the kitchen table, made eye contact with me, yowled, and raised her ass in the air. Got her fixed that week. Guess there's some gene making their bloodline male-presenting, or something.
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2024-16-08
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Her dad's the one who got her Mom hooked on thay rock. She's a crack kitty and an emo teenager to boot. "It's not a phaze, Meowm!"
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2024-16-08
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We were not disappointed. Thank you!!!
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2024-16-08
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2024-15-08
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Oh he's giving that BOMBASTIC side eye 😂
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2024-15-08
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He's clearly trying to get you to touch the belly so he can get his fix of hand neat.
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2024-15-08
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Some bromances, if it is one, don't need words ... just a bit of playtime and some undivided attention.
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2024-15-08
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I'm *waiting* ...
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2024-15-08
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Somehow he looks so offended that you put your lap there even though it was there first.
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2024-15-08
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"WeRe U DOiN SomETiN? HooMan?"
Yep... I get it. You tiny asshole of a cat. Don't you have butthole to clean or something?
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2024-15-08
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Cutie
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2024-15-08
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Rory acts like he's king of the cats. He steals toys and growls at everyone while carrying them around. A few nights ago a live mouse got into my apartment and he hid under the couch to let his sister(Tina, the orange in the last picture) deal with the big, scary monster by herself. Please help me knock him off his pedestal!
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2024-15-08
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Superiority complex. Possessive of his toys. Refuses to work. He’s the feline form of a middle-aged dude living in his parents’ basement.
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2024-15-08
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He is 100% a whiney mommy's boy hahaha
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2024-16-08
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2024-15-08
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His collar may say Megatron, but his mouth says Starscream.
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2024-15-08
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He is giving main character vibes
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2024-15-08
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2024-15-08
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Obviously you are using the wrong detergent. Sometimes he knows corrective action can be extreme. You'll eventually learn.
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2024-16-08
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2024-15-08
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Sorry, I completely forgot I was supposed to roast him. I was too busy using his forehead for a Tech Deck halfpipe. *Nyooooom…* 🛹
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2024-15-08
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He just looks so confused.
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2024-15-08
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What a doofus. I love him.
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2024-15-08
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Ermmmm, woof??
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2024-15-08
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he looks like he just became aware of his existence
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2024-15-08
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Looks like a special needs cousin to toothless
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2024-15-08
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Ha! This baby panther trying to assimilate as a house cat to avoid finding his own food, *Clever void*
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2024-15-08
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He already outgrew his own mother and he is only 7 months old
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2024-15-08
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That face…I cannot and will it ever roast that face. I could kill for it though…
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2024-15-08
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So like a stuffed toy with little less stuffing in his head.
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2024-15-08
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That cat looks like he's waiting his turn to borrow the collective brain cell from the orange cat contingent. He's so derpy looking I feel obligated to comfort him.
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2024-15-08
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does he even know where he is?
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2024-15-08
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He’s the owl imposter!!!!
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2024-15-08
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Uhmmm why is your kitty weird?!! 😭
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2024-15-08
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Lil cartoon black panther lookin ass
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2024-15-08
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He almost looks real!
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2024-15-08
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He looks like he’s concentrating with that single brain cell VERY hard.
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2024-15-08
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Oh he gon be a Big ol shadow then 🤣I love his face, he looks so🤔Sentient
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2024-15-08
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I can’t roast that baby panther! I have one too! I just love their expressions with their big eyes! My panther has a little little bit of a cross-eyed thing going. Which is adorable.
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2024-15-08
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Cute boy you're a cat so stop masquerading as an owl.
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2024-15-08
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He looks very handsome and soft and I am sure he is best cat
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2024-15-08
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He reminds me of Stitch from Lilo and Stitch, like he's truly some sort of alien, trying desperately to pass as a housecat 😂
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2024-15-08
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I took this picture Maybe 2 months ago so he was a little bit smaller back then, he is a handsome cat but he is probably the most food aggressive cat I've had in my lifetime, I don't really get it because his parents are both really chill when it comes to food and he didn't have any siblings to compete with. He had his mother's full attention and she didn't even start weaning him until he was 10 weeks.
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2024-15-08
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What a FREAKAZOID
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2024-15-08
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sorry but unfortunately due to the way he’s looking at me i will not be roasting him at this time, thank you.
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2024-15-08
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Edgar
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2024-15-08
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I can't roast him, hes too adorable. Those ears!
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2024-15-08
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Those ears, that's a warming that he's up to something.
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2024-15-08
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He looks like he’s addicted to catnip
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2024-15-08
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🥺. I love him so much. I want his chaos and free-loading butt in my life 😭🥹
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2024-15-08
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His little flippy ears make it seem like this roast could be the start of his villain origin story…
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2024-15-08
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I can't roast this little cutie
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2024-15-08
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That's just how they always are, he is half Highlander
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2024-15-08
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This is trouble incarnate!
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2024-15-08
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Looks roasted already, charred even.
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2024-15-08
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Using his 1 brain cell!😹
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2024-15-08
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That is the look of a kitten who will never finish installing the day one patch.
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2024-15-08
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Mr. Stinky poo poo pants
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2024-15-08
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He is the derffiest derf who ever derffed (seriously is is sooo cute!!)
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2024-15-08
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☝🏻😆🤣
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2024-15-08
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Ohhhh…. Single kitten syndrome!! /s
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