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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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She has a degree from Purrrinceton
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2024-15-08
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Well don’t you know it’s HER bed and HER house. She only tolerates you because of treats and snuggles.
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2024-15-08
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Obviously the pile of blankets is her throne
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2024-15-08
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Of course. Silly me!
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2024-16-08
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You sleep on the outer edge of her bed.
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2024-16-08
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2024-15-08
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So beautiful and luxurious 🤩🤩🤩✨✨✨
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2024-15-08
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2024-15-08
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2024-15-08
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Edit: her name is Charlotte and i have multiple scars on both my hands from her because i pet her for 2 seconds longer than she wanted
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2024-15-08
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Such a beautiful gremlin from hell 🔥🔥🔥
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2024-15-08
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She looks like she’d scream at 3am only to steal your spot in bed
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2024-15-08
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She didn't do that but she did bite my dad's nose as 3am until he chucked her across the room one night when she did that🤷♂️
Now she resorts to screaming for food anytime she sees a human regardless of if her food bowl is full
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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That's one angry looking cat
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2024-15-08
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The look of every old lady's reaction after she witnessed you fart during a sermon at church! 💨⛪️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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she reminds me of my cat BadCat. She'd jump onto the counter when I was making the lizards salad, stab some lettuce with her paw, smell it, hate it, and shake her paw flinging it everywhere. She hated me and everyone else and we were all at her mercy. Must be something in the eyes i think
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Oh always lol
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2024-15-08
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That's hilarious lmao, she ever have a reaction to the lizard itself?
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2024-15-08
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Fur lined evil incarnate adorned with many sharp things. She's almost as nasty as one of the ladies at my local post office. I'm not kidding at all.
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2024-15-08
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She’s so mean she should work at the DMV.
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2024-15-08
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never wanted to risk him. She would hiss at the lettuce haha
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2024-15-08
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My friend's cat bit him to the point of sending him to the ER because he "pet her incorrectly". She's a drama queen.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Charlotte works at customer service or is a triage-nurse.
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2024-15-08
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If she had self-awareness, she'd probably hate herself too.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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What a beautiful princess!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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He threw her? Tell me you're exaggerating
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2024-15-08
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My grandmothers cat Zibby was the same, she’d lie on your chest when you were sleeping and you would have to pretend to be dead and not breathe or she would scratch the shit out of you
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2024-15-08
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Her demands are not being met; prepare to die.
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2024-15-08
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That look would get her cast in a horror movie. Quick, get her an agent. And hope she doesn't eat him.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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If something sharp hits your nose while you are sleeping, what is your reflex?
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2024-15-08
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That cat's face is full of hatred
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2024-15-08
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She has that look like if you had a button at home that said “End All Life on Earth” she would be pushing it repeatedly.
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2024-15-08
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She looks like she’d yell at people for letting there dogs pee on their lawn… the people and dogs are on the sidewalk
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Exactly, and he probably felt bad afterward. Why do people always want to fight about something?
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2024-15-08
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My spirit animal
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2024-15-08
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This cat is 100% correct about the world, and shouldn't change a thing.
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2024-15-08
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She says she appreciates your agreement but she wants to scratch and bite you🙃
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2024-15-08
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That's why I never got female cats, too sassy for my liking lol
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2024-15-08
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😂😂😂 I would do the same thing. Animals are not stupid. Sometimes a bonk is needed.
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2024-15-08
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i love her.
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2024-15-08
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Nope. I really don't need her to call down cat artillery or commit to some random murder just because someone looked at her weird.
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2024-15-08
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It would not be to throw something, trust me. Id push it away.
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2024-15-08
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I'm afraid she'll claw my face to ribbons.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Oh she would
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2024-15-08
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She looks like a Karen. Like she wants to speak to the manager yet won’t listen to them. She’ll go one to call the corporate office and complain to them about something that they have no control over.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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She’s adorable. Love bitchy lady cats.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Oh my God I love her so much
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2024-15-08
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Cant gets close enough to roast due to the daggers shooting from her eyes.
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2024-16-08
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She’s staring at me over the comments pls help I’m scared
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2024-16-08
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😂😂😂😂😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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Who let your cat take a level in barbarian, instead of sorcer or bard?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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I cant do it! She's sooooooo adorable!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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So fuurocious! 😈
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-18-08
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I love that she’s just called BadCat. Did that start as a nickname or did you look at her and go “that looks like a bad cat to me”?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-18-08
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we fostered cats for a long time and theyd always start out kind of stand offy and scared as cats will in a new place then later their personalities would come out. So you'd have like, Ol' UnderCouch the cat under the couch until they came out and graduated to a real name lol
BadCat's stay started with biting, and never changed. She was in no danger of being adopted so she kept her name
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2024-18-08
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Roast Scarlett Denise
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2024-15-08
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She likes to smile with her teefs
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2024-15-08
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2024-15-08
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2024-15-08
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2024-15-08
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Honestly giving vibes of my oc band (just missing their drummer)
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2024-15-08
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Purvana
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2024-15-08
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Fruit of the Cat Tree.
Their first album is called l Can Catch The Brain Cell From Up Here
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Scratch Tree Boyz
First song: quit playing gamez wif my fur
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2024-15-08
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Stank puss.
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2024-15-08
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3 Cat Night singing latest release Hear Me Roar
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2024-15-08
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Forgot you requested grunge bands ...
then these of course have to be the Meow Fighterz, first single is "Learn to Claw"
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Hit single.
Love is like a furball.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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You’ve heard of Weezer now get ready for Wisker.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Really?! or No, really?!
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2024-15-08
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Purrl Jam
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2024-15-08
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Territorial Hissings
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2024-15-08
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Kitty’s with attitude
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2024-15-08
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🤣🤣🤣
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2024-15-08
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Pussyfur.
Hit Album - Conditions of my litterbox
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2024-15-08
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The Cats of Life
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2024-15-08
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Yea I don't know how to classify grunge and had so many dumb ideas.
The Slashing Floofkins
Catioslave
Purrvana
Kitten in Chains
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2024-15-08
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Puddle of Vomit
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2024-15-08
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Send them to china they roast cats very well
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2024-15-08
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Cali and the Shitheads
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2024-15-08
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Killing Daisies
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2024-15-08
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Feline Swine debuting their EP “Running from Kittens”
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2024-15-08
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Meowsabub
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2024-15-08
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Dammit I thought no one commented😭
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2024-15-08
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Kitty Hendrix Experience. The Purrlice. PsPs Top. Mews. Fancy Feastie Boys.
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2024-15-08
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Pussies without a clue
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2024-15-08
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The Breeded
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2024-15-08
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Sonic Mewth
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2024-15-08
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Purrl Jam
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2024-15-08
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Litter box Bandits
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Temple Of The Cat
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2024-15-08
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Four finger death punch
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Catiohead
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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The skinks
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Jane's Addiction
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2024-15-08
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Screaming Trees
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Dirty little secrets.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Hard core scratch post
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2024-15-08
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Sleepy Weasels
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2024-15-08
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