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Cute cats, but man, do you need some grocery money? That fridge is way too bare.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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it’s noon now - find any favorites?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Who the fuck puts cigarettes in the fridge? 🤔
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2024-15-08
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Let's cool down
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I always said that the next time I get kittens I wanted a black one and an orange one. This post has me reconsidering
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Apparently, this Halloween pair opted for the Trick of Trick it Treat. (Did you really leave the refrigerator door open so the cats could get in? That one is on you.) You might want to train them to stay off of the counter. A spray bottle of water is fairly effective and you must carry through EVERY time.
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2024-15-08
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Another cat dad running on solely Marlboros and cold brew . The sacrifices we make for them 😮💨
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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They're rascals, but I'm on their side. Roast OP instead. 😏
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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The cats?
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2024-15-08
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The state and cleanliness of the apartment in general. I hope OP is ok.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Stop calling me Shirley!
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2024-15-08
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Based on picture number 2 they are pretty cool duds
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2024-15-08
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And just about nothing else 😂 but this is to roast the cats, not op
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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How could I ever roast such frens?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I can't tell for sure whether this is a joke. Help!
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2024-15-08
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Just to be a smartass, picture this. Mid 90s, eastern European metal festival. Big fuck off skinhead dude at rock concert threw me in the mud, than proceeded to kick me in the head with his shitkickers.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Well fuck I'm glad he didn't kill you! Fucking Skins.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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You know I did! 😆🐈
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2024-15-08
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You're so funny!! Should be top roast
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2024-15-08
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Looks like sweet tea.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Not a joke
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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which ones?
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2024-15-08
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And that is why they will be homeless
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2024-15-08
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Inside the Calvin Klein Tighty Whities lmao
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2024-15-08
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They look super fun
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2024-15-08
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No way they did that. It's probably that rat they've been trying to catch for the last few days.
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2024-16-08
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Ahhh but it was their Honeymoon in the bathroom sink ... Pic 8. Yyyaaarrr it be Capt'n Black Jack ... And in pic 5, be his Sidekick "Bandita" ...🦜🏴☠️
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2024-16-08
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There are two cats in the fridge to get the cigarettes. Lombok has a major thing for cigarettes. And refrigerators. My refrigerator doesn’t have any cigarettes in it though. It is hard enough to keep him out of it without cigarettes.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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cigarettes in the fridge is such a vibe
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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With what food?!
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2024-16-08
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The fact that you got a black cat and an orange one says a lot lol
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2024-16-08
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They’re innocent!!
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2024-16-08
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lol true. Kinda crazy because they were both the last of their litter to be adopted. When I went to adopt the ginger, it was just him and his sister, but the people right before me took the sister and left him all alone ☹️, so I went back a week later and the same exact thing happened with the void. But they are so happy together now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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2024-16-08
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My guess is he works in the food service industry. So no he's not ok
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2024-16-08
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There's no way they're guilty!!!
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2024-16-08
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You probably don't let them outside/play with them enough. My cats never do shit like this
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2024-16-08
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Oh they’re guilty alright, but I love em anyway 😈
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2024-16-08
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They have the right to an attorney!
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2024-16-08
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I was thinking chocolate milk 😂
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2024-16-08
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?
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2024-16-08
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I just can't move past the briefs 😂
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2024-16-08
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At least the one is potty trained
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2024-16-08
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I never needed tranquilizers until after I adopted you two hellions lol
Buttnuggets that had me dyin lmao. These pictures are freakin hilarious but the first one is my favorite sink kitty twins hehehe
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2024-16-08
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EVIL
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2024-16-08
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these are absolutely the most chaotic pics of cats i’ve ever seen lmao
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2024-16-08
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Look at these mother fuckers. They look like some cheap ying and yang tapestry that accidentally got bleached.
Only pussies get along bro yall should be fighting to death like street cats.. losers.
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2024-16-08
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🤣🤣🤣
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2024-16-08
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They look like they share a single brain cell
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2024-16-08
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Happy Cake Day!
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2024-16-08
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You cats are the reason the animal shelter exists...I dont actually mean it but I thought it was the sickest burn.
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2024-16-08
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They're pissed that they live with a smoker.
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2024-16-08
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God now I want a cold cigarette
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2024-16-08
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The Code is more guidelines than rules.
And they'd clearly do it again :P
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2024-16-08
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😹
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2024-16-08
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Only cigarettes and coffee concentrate. Bro is not doing well.
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2024-17-08
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there’s nothing but cigarettes and coffee in the fridge (and two naughty cats)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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Is that your retirement in the fridge? How much is a carton of cigarettes these days? I used to pay 1.25 a pack. Most I paid was 1.80 for marlboros.
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2024-17-08
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lol, I forgot that detail.
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2024-17-08
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Maybe they were going to pop open some salmon, tuna, and sardines and make a gourmet meal.
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2024-17-08
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Of course, they couldn't figure out how to open cans. Just part of the tale, the two naughty kitties concocted.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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Hell yeah. This dude gets it
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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What's your vector, Victor?
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2024-17-08
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There’s just something so magical about black cats. I have two. A brother and sister. Neither meow but on rare occasions they both speak up. The boy right when lights go out and tv is off lets off the tiniest squeak. So big but such a tiny voice. The girl will literally nod her head and meow when I walk into a room she’s hanging out in. The girl gets a little ballsy and watches where I put their snacks. When I fall asleep she goes stealth mode. Once in a while I wake up to a bunch of chewed up cat gogurts. I have another little friend. She’s an orange cat. Absolutely terror. She’s 5 months old and just bullies and owns the black cats. Very vocal and will meow back when I talk to her. It’s definitely your orange cats doing.
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2024-17-08
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AND raided the fridge and wore your underoos! Heathens!
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2024-17-08
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2024-17-08
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Aww, but they're *kittens*. Itty bitty adorable baby waby...
Oh, who am I kidding? Kittens are *brats*; they only get a pass *because* they're adorable. Cat-holes on uppers.
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2024-17-08
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Buttnuggets
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2024-17-08
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That just missed you is all
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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You are why interracial couples don't work
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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500 CIGARETTES
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2024-17-08
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r/halloweenkittycombo would love them. Then at least someone could love them what little weirdos. Just don’t tell them about the destruction
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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happy cake day to you !
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2024-17-08
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How has that glass cup survived their antics? One of my cats will stare me in the eye while knocking things down.
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2024-17-08
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Honestly, they’re both pieces of shit
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2024-17-08
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What’s with the fridge lol
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2024-17-08
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They need more stimulation. These behaviors indicated boredom and are communicating needs. Do you have enough toys, cat trees, etc? How.long are you away at work?
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2024-17-08
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Coffee cigarettes and cats in the fridge lol. You must be hungry :(
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2024-17-08
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Lol they seem like funny little kitties
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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"Nothing comes between me and my Calvins." Except my cat.. Ultra adorable kitties. Why are you leaving olive oil and tp in their way? It must have been very traumatic for them, they had to battle that tp to escape! Just look at their sweet lil innocent faces.
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2024-17-08
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My husband says he’s going to put *Champagne and nail polish* on my headstone because that’s all I had in my fridge when he met me. I never smoked but I had relatives that put cigarettes in their fridge to keep them fresh.
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2024-17-08
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"Yeah, we did it and we're not sorry"
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2024-17-08
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These are some funny cats.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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It looks like they threw a Frat party! And you thinking it was easier to have cats than kids🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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Use FLUSHABLES TP doesn’t get your ass clean at all plus they’re in a package so they can’t easily get into them.. if anything you can put them in a cabinet.
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2024-17-08
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Olive oil is good for their coats and then they need to wipe off the excess. My hands are tied. They did what was needed for their fur care regime🤷
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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This is not your room.
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2024-17-08
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😆😸
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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Haha! Looks so cozy in his sleeping bag. 🥰
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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You quit a loong time ago.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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Those freeloaders need a job and to stop the late night partying in the fridge.
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2024-17-08
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Looks like they played dress-up but could only find underwear, a scarf and a hat.
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2024-17-08
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I had to get a special TP dispenser because my cat was destroying every roll. 🧻🐈⬛
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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That first picture must be their "I don't give a fuck" faces. You didn't ask them if they had done you're accusing them of, did you? Unless you catch them in the act, you're just assuming they're at fault.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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I thought it was soy sauce lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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Boop, boop. Kiss, kiss
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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Black catto was obviously the instigator here. The dude looks like condensed mischief! Orange lad looks like they haven’t had a thought in their life, though. Absolutely zero brain cells. I bet they regularly walk into walls and shit, I love it.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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I wish I still smoked just so I could try that.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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Marlboro in the second picture. Kitchen crates in the 3rd. Makes sense for a line cook
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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You are correct. I was at the end of a hellish 2 weeks of 10-12hr days. I very rarely work such long hours/that many days in a row. They are also very young, I wanna say about 6 months now, but yeah, they have chilled out big time now that my schedule is back to normal.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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lol close. I worked as a butcher and a part time bartender for a number of years until recently. There’s a pretty boring explanation for the empty fridge and carton of smokes but honestly these comments are too good and I’m enjoying the speculation
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2024-17-08
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