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He belongs in those underwear because he is a fatass
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Nothing like a frosty ice cold cig after a long day at work
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I give that glass in the first picture a 10% chance of surviving the next 24 hours.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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r/bondedpairs in underwears!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Calvin Klein fits perfectly. 🐈
Also, can't beat a nice refreshing cig on a hot summer day.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Derps of destruction and mischief
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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They look codependent and I love that for them ❤️❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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They are definitely partners in crime. Everytime we leave the house we have to put away the tp and the paper towels cuz our two partners would shred them to bits.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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It’s ok op .. I keep mine in the freezer! (Not cat but cigarettes) 😊😉
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Skivvy thieving jabronies. The black one watched Orange Is The New Black one time and talked the orange one into being the model.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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We were gonna wait for you to slip in oil and watch paper fly up but your too observant
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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So cute lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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For someone named lil buttnugget, in picture 4 he sure is living eponymously.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Menaces to society!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Classy fridge, a carton of smokes and a couple of varmints!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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r/halloweenkittycombo
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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r/catsinsinks
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Can’t even wear underwear correctly
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Nah bro we here to roast the fridge
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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When you try to get your cats to lose weight by teaching them to smoke but they still clean out the whole fridge
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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If they want to make it up to you then they should get jobs. OnlyCats, catnip dealing, and screaming into the void are off the table.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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two bumbling henchmen
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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The cute little mustache on the white one!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I need to know their names! I think black cat is the mastermind for sure.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Honestly they may have a point considering the status of your fridge
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Adross/adam/ginger-orange
Sawyer/soy sauce/soyboy- black.
Ginger is actually the instigator for sure, he’s a couple weeks older and bigger, plus I adopted him first, then went back a week later for soyboy.
But they’re both my lil baby demons for sure.
And I wouldn’t have it any other way
Changed my life fr
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I love them. Give ginger and soy sauce a high five and new bottle of olive oil to fuck up! Thanks for sharing!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Those cats shouldn't have put olive oil on the bathroom counter. What were they thinking?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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There is a cat sub for literally everything
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Tell them I love them and they are perfect in all ways.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Real talk
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Oh dont worry, I tell them that 100 times a day despite everything ❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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This is why we can’t have nice things!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Why are there *only* cigarettes in the fridge? You ok, OP?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Looks like they were planning on stealing the cigarettes to sell in order to support their catnip addiction.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I'm sorry but you only have a carton of cigarettes in your fridge. Your cats had every right to act out
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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its important we know ourselves. much respect to you
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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The undies pic... I can't. 💀
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Get those babies some toys
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Oh they have a million toys, I just been working too much. What they were really missing is quality time with dad
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Awww!!! I can relate. I get it.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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My father used to put them in the freezer.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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the cats get a nice fancy tree while you only have marlboro reds and cold brew in your fridge
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Sell them. Now
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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r/catsubs
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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😂😂😂😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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The better question.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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$100,000,000,000,000.00 cash. Take it or leave it pal
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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There aren't only cigarettes in the fridge. There's two cats too!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Not to me. I dont want them
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Not a roast but this is a classic black and orange cat duo. They pass their braincell around like ping pong. Results vary..
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Never seen so much mischief on the faces of two cats before!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Probably pets them.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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It keeps them from getting stale; like if you have several packs on hand but aren't going to get to them for a while. Some people keep them in the freezer.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I haven't smoked in a minute but a fresh cig from the freezer was the best.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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OP loves his boys 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Please tell me that's not your actual fridge. That's like.. a hardly used garage fridge, right? Please do not eat the cats.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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r/HalloweenKittyCombo
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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That one had me dying 😆😆
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Damn I love this freaking website
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I guess you don't need it anymore but it's still a useful tip : cat litter for spilled oil is perfect
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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It’s 3am and I guess I’m missing work tomorrow…. Gee thanks kind stranger.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Surely you can't be serious.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I’m more worried about the fact you have no food in your fridge…..I honestly hope the olive oil wasn’t the only edible thing you have in your house.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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You know what its like to be thrown down in the mud and kicked in the head with an iron boot?! Of course you don't. No one does. Never happens.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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And don't call me Shirley!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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💯
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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This is the second Airplane! reference I've seen in the past hour or so. What a good way to start the day!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Delicious and fortifying fur chickens.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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The fur chickens.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Don't drown us. We're sorry!
But we're not sorry.
Shhh
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Fur chicken nuggets.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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They are Bonnie and Clyde reincarnated as cats.🤗
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I'd say they share a single brain cell, but I don't think either of them have custody.
(I love them)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Yup… they’re telling you that there’s nothin to cook with the olive oil so it’s not needed lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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bro didint get black and gold
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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They are clumsy but so cute!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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i have an orange and black cat too
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Cigarettes, coffee, and tortillas? OP can't afford food because he spends too much on fancy olive oil.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Photo #4 💀💀💀💀
I suck at roasting but based on that picture alone you’ve got your work cut out for you.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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We are holding this sink hostage until you buy more TP and that smelly greasey stuff....
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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The underwear is taking me lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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You should have known what you were getting yourself into with the black cat orange cat combo
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Blackies stoned out of his head on catnip, tripping out in the bathroom sink. Didn't mama teach you to 'just say no' to drugs, kitty?
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Oh my. I love your cats. More. Show us more.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Your fridge contents are GOATed.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Hey, and cold brew concentrate! Priorities
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Black cat says “ya I did it, what you gonna do about it”
Ima post you on a cat roasting forum on Reddit
Black cat: 😮😧
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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i asked chatgpt to roast the first photo, these were the results:
Oh, these two little geniuses really picked the most uncomfortable spot in the house to squeeze into. The ginger one looks like it’s in the middle of an existential crisis, wondering how it ended up wedged in a porcelain prison next to the furry embodiment of a bad decision. And that black cat—talk about dead inside. It’s got the expression of someone who just realized their entire life has amounted to being stuck in a bathroom sink with an orange mistake.
Honestly, they look like they’re auditioning for the world’s most pathetic yin-yang symbol, but instead of balance, it’s just pure misery. Congratulations, you’ve raised two cats who couldn’t even figure out that sinks are for water, not for their fluffy behinds. I’m sure they think they’re being clever or cute, but all I see are two fur-covered failures who couldn’t even find a comfy spot if it hit them on the head.
Let’s face it—if intelligence were measured in sink choices, these two would be failing miserably.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Hello my beautiful eclipse beans♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Omg they are too cute for words
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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OP why do you put expensive cigarettes in the fridge 🤨
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Please post the orange cat in the underwear to r/OneOrangeBraincell because it is *peak* orange
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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This would be a great cartoon
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Ty for your service. Yet another cat sub I must join lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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You signed up for it
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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And another bottle! ...of something...
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2024-15-08
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