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Poor baby 😢
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I'm glad! He's beautiful btw! Just misunderstood. 🤣
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2024-14-08
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Haha is he guarding the stairs!!?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I had a really grumpy unstable cat growing up so I truly have a soft spot in my heart for them 😭 My grumpy cat was the nicest to me but I definitely wasn’t spared from his wrath 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I was thinking maybe he was pissed because sister gave him a lip piercing.
LOL. Had to look very closely a few times to get my mind to realize what I was looking at.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He actually looks like he could be from hell…so much anger!
And soooo much adorable!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Looking like he sits at the lunch table alone 😩
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I would roast but fear for my life. He was born angry, lives his life angry, and will die angry. He hates all of you with a passion and a vengeance too big to be contained by his tiny soul. Be afraid, mortals.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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my cat is like that with everyone except for me lol but she’s also a biter and people are scared of her😭
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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😾
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Why he so angy
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Mine too!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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That's the most "😠" cat I've ever seen.
"🤬", even.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Reminds me of our late cat, Peanut.
Dad misses you, Peanut. We're not sure why, but we love Dad and feel bad for his grief. You're actually probs happy in cat hell, much love, you awful ginger bastard.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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You mad bro? You mad?? (Taps with empty paper towel roll. Tap tap tap)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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That's right, I'm the cat from hell, and I'm not afraid of showing it, so human, you better stay out of my way, or I'll claw you to death. lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He's bipolar and very moody. lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Relatable tbh
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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That’s how Luca is. He will cuddle and purr for my sis but anyone else he will viciously attack their toes.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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The mean mug is on point, but as we all know with those faces, it's all posturing and little substance.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Me too, and it bites
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Have you seen Gandoff and Dave on tiktok? This is Dave towards OOP’s sister.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Try giving him treats? Make you coming over a positive thing for him, but don't try to pet him or interact with him too much at first. A family members cat was not fond of me when I met them, and I'm a big cat lover, so that had to change! So I started giving treats, and while I will never attempt to pet their cat (as I still get warning baps), I can now give treats from my hand. We also developed our own form of affection besides petting, I hold out my finger and get a boop from the snoot, or if I'm lucky, a little nuzzle. 😊
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Talk to me... I let you In.😨
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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All cats are from hell, this is why we love them
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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It looks like his only solace is the stairs... poor baby.. he needs better and more proper seclusion.. in order to become a happy boy 😊
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Throw it in the fireplace for Christ sakes.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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My daughter's cat, Lola, is an angry soul.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Does Luca have a cat tree where he can hide, or is he just there with no place to chill? If you get him a little hideaway where he can chill out, then you probably won’t have to worry so much about a surprise blood draw from Luca.
Sorry, I can’t roast the little twerp. He probably just needs his own digs. Like a covered cat bed.
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2024-15-08
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Brownie points if you buy him one. Just saying…
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2024-15-08
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Look at him making demands like he pays the bills. 😤
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I like bros style 💯💯💯😂
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2024-15-08
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I don't know why you didn't name him mittens
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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She’s adorable
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Awwww
look at that cutie patootie
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2024-15-08
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This made me laugh out loud for a full minute when I went back and looked
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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does she have behavioral problems or only look like she does?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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He looks like his favorite band is Rage Against the Vaccume Cleaner.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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My aunts cat goes demonic when he sees dogs
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Evil ahh cat! 😭💀🪦
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2024-15-08
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I thought it was some kind of fishing lure 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I mean, he's got that hook in his mouth 🤷
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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He looks salty AF. Not gonna lie, I kinda love him.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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aw, he really loves her lol. my cat won’t go out of her way to attack anyone, just when they try to touch her. she does like to beat up and bully chihuahuas though.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Maybe call a priest or the ghostbusters or call Satan and tell your sister he said wudup
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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That cat will appear in my dreams if I say anything bad.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Devil's spawn. 😈
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I think he just wants some pets
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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He has enough mood swings to open a public playground
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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🤣🤣omg I started reading expecting a sappy we love you and miss you memoir, but it turned quickly 🤣🤣😂🤣😭😭😭
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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He is. Sometime I can’t even walk past him he gets so angry!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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They would be best friends.
Or maybe not…they would probably hate each other.
Or plan their demise of humanity together.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Oh he has many amenities. He has several cat houses but he is quite large and has trouble jumping and climbing so a cat three isn’t for him.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Probably because he hadn’t been fed in 15 minutes. He is “starved” 🙄🙄
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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My parents house is pretty large with many hiding spaces. He was just inconvenienced by my presence.
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2024-15-08
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I wish I could pet him. He is so soft but hates when others even touch him.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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LOL! *HISS SWIPE HISS*
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2024-15-08
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I feel like their hate would just create a never ending cycle building on itself until all positive emotion is just sapped from the house they're in
And yeah prolly plan their demise of humanity together
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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In the stair pic he looks like a hideous gargoyle surveilling the streets of Gotham
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Yessss!!!🤣🫣🫣😱
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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If i can find a picture of her, i know i have a couple I'll comment lol, she is just as expressive about her unbridled rage at everything and everyone as your is 🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Amazing! I would love to see her!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Yessir, just posted her to the subreddit so give her your best🫡
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Cheers to angry cats 🥂
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2024-15-08
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r/spicycats
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2024-15-08
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Oh my god! I loved him as Zuul in Ghostbusters!
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2024-15-08
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ANGY
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Good point. Perhaps he’s just being a jerk, then. At least he loves his minder.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Send him back to hell
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Could the cat be in pain?
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2024-15-08
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I cannot roast this cat simply because I’m scared of him, so very scared of him make him stop hissing at me I’m lokey terrified
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Personally, I use one of those extendable back scratcher things... Works like a hot damn with spicy fosters.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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He is one HELL of a cat!
That aside, based off the very limited context we got, there could be many reasons he's being defensive. Could be past stuff before your sis even adopted him. Or he could have anxiety and trust issues. (Aka, if you fail the vibe check, it's curtains for you.) Or he's being a lil shit and needs something from others to feel comfortable.
Like a few other commenters had said, treats can help the cat warm up to you as it offers positive reinforcement while you're in his presence.
I once had to care for/petsit a very defensive tom cat before. I had my own cat at this point too. And this orange boy would growl and hiss anytime I passed by. It wasn't until one day his owner put him in a carrier while I tidied up that things changed.
I checked on him but his growls and my lack of gloves/protection to let him out safely prevented me from doing so. But then he got quiet and started meowing instead after a few hours of me cleaning, walking around, and talking to him.
When I went to let him out, he FINALLY didn't growl or hiss. It was like a switch flipped, as this lil orange asshole purred and rubbed up against me. Even let me pet him. (After a few days, I even caught him snoozing snuggled with my cat.) I do miss him sometimes tbh.
But earning his trust was really nice. (Also, I did check on him to let him out while he was sleeping too. and told his owner too.)
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2024-15-08
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Lucipurr
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Why angry
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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You sat in his favourite chair once without permission. That’s what happened to me and my sibling’s cat.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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He’s so cute. But looks like he’s best appreciated from a distance. With a suit of armor, maybe.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Poor thing just wants his ring back
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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My cats are so neutral you have to annoy them to get any semblance of anger but it always just turns out as irritation and they gleefully come back 4 min later for more. Our 3 cats are eternally chubby and excited to exist even though all they do is sleep eat and poop.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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feliway spray and get the high on catnip it will come around a bit and have around its favorite toys or blankets etc
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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You need to bribe him
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Get this man some churus stat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Too mean to have such pretty eyes. First picture could definitely be used as a tshirt for a metal band… so hard to roast when they are so cute
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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He man, given that he has a grenade pin in his mouth, maybe, just maybe, you should back off! 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Death is a mystery, and burial is a secret.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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So basically you’re taking care of a pet, you can’t pet…ok
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2024-15-08
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That's a cat that's been here before and he's pissed about it.
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2024-15-08
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Not my pet technically but he lets my sister touch him. That’s about it
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2024-15-08
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Looked like the grumpiest curmudgeon ever!
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2024-15-08
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Weird
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2024-15-08
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Omg his little gray spots
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Poor baby
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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We have a cat from hell cat to everyone including us. People are terrified of visiting us. He ambushes everyone from behind doors, top of doors and cupboards and any plant in the garden. We love him though 😍
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Little baby just needs some ham and belly rubs 😅 grouchy kitties are tough but when they come around it’s the most rewarding feeling EVER
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Someone channeled their inner grumpy cat
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2024-15-08
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I love this response. He is very loving to my sister and purrs and makes biscuits on her bed. But everyone else can only come near him on his terms.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Oh he isn’t in pain. I think he finds joy in our fear.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Only looks.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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10/10 can relate
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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Eeyup! That's usually how it is with cats that are defensive towards others that aren't their primary caretaker. It's usually fear based. I think with support from your sister, as this spicy man trusts her the most, you both might be able to help him slowly warm up to you. (Or at least be calm enough to not be defensive while near him. Baby steps!)
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2024-16-08
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