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If he likes treats, use those to win his favor
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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Get some treats to bribe him
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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Watch out that's not a cat it's a demon wearing a cat suit lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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You fear for your life? Or you are angry and hate everyone? Both are understandable.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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Angry and hate everyone. I *specifically* asked to be a cat this go ‘round but my request was summarily rejected.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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I have often wanted to live the life of a cat. No responsibilities, sleeping all day, having human slaves, judging everyone, smacking people on the head whenever I feel like it...
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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His face in the first picture reminds me of Timothée chalamet
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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Little skye. My princess.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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What a fluffy little couch potato. I bet her only hobbies are napping and getting her ears scratched.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Would make a nice pair of socks out of her fluff
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Couldnt be anymore correct hahaha!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Consider it done
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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May I introduce to you, Mr. Earl.
Mr. Earl is, allegedly, about 13 years old. He was an outdoor cat all his life till he was rescued and found a home with us. Mr. Earl has 3 teeth, sleeps 25 hours out of the 24 hour day, and has falling in love with my father.
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2024-14-08
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Mr. Earl looks ancient.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Before you get mad at me for him being overweight, we are working on it. It’s not actually that we feed him that much, we just leave dry food out for him and his sister and he ends up eating all day. Last time we tried to put less food in the bowl, he literally flipped his litter box. He is no stranger to pooping in random places when we do something he doesn’t like. He’s just a total asshole all the time, typical cat stuff like knocking glasses over, jumping on shit, pulling our Christmas tree down, chewing wires. That being said he’s my baby and I love him.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Respectfully your cat is built like a halloween decoration
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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That is amazing
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2024-14-08
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Fat yes, roastable…absolutely not. He is perfect 😍
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2024-14-08
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A revenge pooper.
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2024-14-08
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Real House Cat of New Jersey
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2024-14-08
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Looks like the cat is at least partially out of the bag.
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2024-14-08
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mediocre one eared super cat momentarily stationary before taking to the sky once again and whence unknown - at best
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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roast the incompetent owner who can’t figure out how to remove their halloween cat decoration from the packaging
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He’s already burnt!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Tell him to get a job!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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you can't roast the void
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2024-14-08
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He looks like he waits for the car to get there before running into the road
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2024-14-08
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He gained weight as the pictures progressed
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2024-14-08
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He takes the 5 oclock somewhere sign literally💀
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2024-14-08
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Pudgy lil fart machine
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Human, you don't own me, I own you, and I'm bad to the bone.
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2024-14-08
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After seeing photo 7 I will refrain from roasting kittah. I enjoy my skin being at least mostly intact.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Staring longingly at the liquor cabinet
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2024-14-08
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Looks like he is trying to get into the liquor cabinet... AGAIN.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Nikocado’s cat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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1st pic:
Cat: (in batmans voice) I am the night... I am the darkness...I am stuck in a bag
Ooc: op may i rrcomend a slow feeder bowl for him and his sister
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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HAHAHHA. And thanks yeah we’ve considered that. He would retaliate about that too though.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Ruuuude
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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LMAO PLS
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Fr..
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2024-15-08
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I’m so dead 😭😭it’s just the angles tho none of them are that old
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Ooc: works for our cat plus a cat should be only having a half a cup in the morning and the other half at night
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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This is the best
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2024-15-08
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You guys are so fucking funny
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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This wins
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Thanks!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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You know that lady who burned the Marie Calendar pie? You overcooked the cat even worse.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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>Thanks!
You're welcome!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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No problem
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I figured haha just thought it was funny 😂
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2024-15-08
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Love it.
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2024-15-08
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Pic 9 really shows how LARGE that boi is GAWDDAMN. Honestly tho is he just a really big cat, or does this pic make him look huge?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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He wants a drink!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Nope, he is humongous. He’s like 20 pounds.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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He’s had a long day.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Holy shit, that’s a lot of cat. He’s built Tonka Tuff even on the diet.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Plastic bags are so dangerous. 😭😭😭😭
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Can't pack any more food in there
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Lmao you are joking right? We watched him play with this bag for 10 seconds, it ended up loosely on his head, we laughed and took a picture, and took it off him. Do you really think that I would ever seriously put my cat in danger?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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He is so black that he doesn't exist at all. He's just a void.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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round
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Cat would be perfect for a cashew kitty recipe with all the roasting in here
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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That’s what we call him lolll
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Alas
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Spare him!!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Is that his short bus helmet?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Don’t talk about my son like that
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2024-15-08
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2024-14-08
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2024-14-08
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He is plotting your murder. Watch your back man.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Looking at you would be nicer if you didn't look like a criminal fresh out of prison.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I’m too afraid to!
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2024-15-08
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Does he yell obscenities at small children and spray solicitors with the hose? Cause the face makes me think he might…
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Only ALL THE TIME! ⏰️ 🚨
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Good for him! Bad for the small children and solicitors 😆
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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fatboycat needs to reduce.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Aurora is a foster failure COVID baby who used to sleep on my chest. Now she pees on my stuff for no discernible reason. Roast away.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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maybe she has a UTI. I'm worried about her. She's a cutie I can't roast her.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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She’s been to the vet recently and they don’t think it’s a UTI.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I'm glad she is ok. maybe she is just being a jerk but you never know, you know?
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2024-15-08
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2024-14-08
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Some ultra bad kitties right there.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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We gonna need a bigger sink
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2024-14-08
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They are too adorable
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2024-14-08
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Y’all are why your parent smokes
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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That olive oil was worth more than anyone would pay for them…they need to get jobs.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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That olive oil was worth more than anyone would pay for them…🔥🍗
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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That orange cat really said https://youtu.be/cD3zMCWwQeo?si=mZOXmT4xXafOwsPY
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Why are there cigarettes in the fridge?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Keep em from getting stale
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I love how they get the mischivies together! 🥹
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Are we shagging in the sink now? The orange one looks like it just came out of the Irish potato famine, and the black one looks like another fatherless black child who will statistically run with the wrong crowd and will end up behind bars shortly thereafter with a new cell mate by the name of Bubba Epstein!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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[Is this your cat?](https://tenor.com/view/cat-zoning-out-cat-stare-black-cat-black-cat-tiktok-stare-gif-6568742496074847242)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Absolutely deplorable Calvin Klein modeling. Fills out a pair of briefs better than most in the industry, but the expression and posing are all wrong.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Well shit human, we were trying to make you dinner, and we dropped the olive oil. We tried really hard to clean up the olive oil, but the only toweling we could find kept shredding and didn't help. So, we climbed into this sink to console each other and to try to hide.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Bad bois, watchu gonna do when they come for you?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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That fridge lmfao awesome
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2024-15-08
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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The black cat was so high he thought the other cat's head was a soda can and was attempting to drink.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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They share a braincell
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2024-15-08
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