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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He looks like he’s making clicker sounds in the first image. He just looks like a doofus in all the others.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Smile while you can, that orange monster is going to kick your ass for the rest of its life. Also, you are pretty much training him to do so.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Why would you be aggressive with this baby. You can clearly tell they don’t love it and are confused. Don’t be surprised when they continue to attack you. You are teaching them to fight, scratch and bite.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Feisty!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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When my youngest was a kitten we had lots of snuggles and pets. And only played with toys. Never hands. Neither of my cats scratch or bite. And I feel like it’s because we never encouraged it.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Thanks I thought they would love it
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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So cute and now ?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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So cute and now
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Exactly
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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What? I said my cats don’t scratch or bite
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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My dog decided to play. These pictures are the results.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Roast my 16.5-year-old cat, Maybelle! Sweet, cuddly girl but resting bitch face as well as sometimes sass towards her sister.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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That happened once with my cat. I was in tears and he was napping in the basement the whole time.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Exactly! Litter jerk… not even a courtesy squeak
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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how dare! second breakfast is cancelled
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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You need a can of treats that rattle, and an automatic can opener.
Playing weird cat sounds on Youtube can also help.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Cats of this caliber deserve no less than to be ignored when they want you the most. Revenge is so bitter sweet and yet so satisfying when the mark least suspects it. 👿👹😼
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Perhaps— but it’s pretty hard to ignore that much cute 😍
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2024-15-08
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Time for his weekly bath and its the only time he looks skinny.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Weekly bath?
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2024-14-08
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2024-14-08
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Hes obsessed w scissors, he poops 6 times a day, and he naps on any rounded surface.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Why should I roast such a beautiful boy?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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HEY! Your a cute sleeper :)
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2024-14-08
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2024-14-08
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This man looks like his breath smells of his homeland.
You can take the baby out of the trash but you can't take the trash out of the baby.
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2024-14-08
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2024-14-08
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He looks plenty roasted already
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He looks like a smug lil shit ❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Deflated.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Whatever dude whatever
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Hd looks ready to hump that pillow
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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But He's, The Dude? 😘
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Wish I could get that roasted sometimes...
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Looks like a dispensary mascot.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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That cat looks high lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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"No quema, cuh."
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Alright Edgar! Laying around slobbering on the couch won't get that you that VP nomination, it's already been taken!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Get thou to rehab, Edgar.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He a squishmellow
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Does it happen each and every time you look at him?!
Direct eye contact with Royalty is a big NO!
If not that, it could unfortunately be that he only appreciates things of true beauty and if that isn't being met ... 🫨😲🙀
Photos 3, 4 and 5 speak volumes!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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That last photo is genius, love it😸
All cats have a problem with all people, just to varying degrees. If he hasn't clawed your eyes out in your sleep you are on his good side 👍
Edited to combat autocorrect weirdness.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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oh he hates you
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Why isn't Squash and Beef a more popular cat food flavor? It might help kitties like this squash their beefs.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Hes so cute, but you have to stop sneaking up on him when hes doom scrolling
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Oh… I think the place you got him from forgot to mention he’s mafia… that first picture is from his last court case… I hear they called him “the razor” 👀 maybe they couldn’t tell you because he’s now in witness protection 😳🫣
The last picture is him saying “you lookin’ at ME, kid? What you lookin at? YOU LOoKiN at ME?! Do you know who you’re messing with!!?”
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He will not rule out, one day in the future, killing you in your sleep :)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Yeah he does. I’d better adopt him for your sake, OP.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He's thinking about all he could have been if not for the old ball and chain keeping the door closed
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Nah he just belongs on r/scrungycats
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Yes he does. And with every other basic mere hooman. As any respectable cat should. Just don't turn your back on him and you'll be fine. Maybe.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Aww...he's just giving you the stink-eye, as cats do.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I just read the first sentence at a glance and spent ten mins looking through the pics trying to find squash & beef cat food xb I'm stoopid
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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[I think they have it at the Wawa](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3247686/). 😆
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Oh good! I'll tell my husband Dave wen he goes there with his friend Dave and their other friend Dave to take little Davey back to school shopping xb
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He’s sick of your shit
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Omg I’m in love with this awesome creature ❤️❤️❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Resting cat face. My cats have it too. Don't worry, you've only offended his entire genealogy of ancestors by having the audacity to keep him safe and cater to his every need.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Well, you should stop causing problems for him! What’s the matter with you?!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Mine gives me those first two looks. He's just checking to male sure I'm still where he left me.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Your car is plotting your death.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Plotting your demise, always
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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#2 and #5 are absolutely sending me
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Good job catching each mug.
The last one is my personal fav
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Wow, it took me way too long to catch on to that. I’m over here thinking oh let them eat baby chicken food off a spoon together. The puree chicken is a great treat they love. If they will eat it off the spoon and cooperate so they take turns licking the spoon; the 3 of you together is the best feeling ever.
And then I finally realized you were making a funny. So I laughed once at what you said and once at myself. 😳
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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My poems continue
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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In a palace of opulence, where the sun doth gleam,
Lives a feline monarch, a sight to contrive.
With eyes askew and a belly that gleams,
He waddles in circles, a royal misguide.
His reign is a wobble, his path is a twist,
A kingly display of a regal amiss.
Yet in his wonky gaze, a majesty persists,
For this fat, cross-eyed cat wears the crown with a kiss.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Checking on you
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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He looks like he was born a grumpy old man. LOL
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Poor thing seems to be doing his best to attempt a smile in the last photo. I love him! He’s adorable!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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The last photo is a silly Godzilla face, love it
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2024-15-08
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Your son looks like a spaced out lamp
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I couldn’t possibly roast him when he’s already baked
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2024-14-08
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2024-14-08
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Such a Bastard.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He's a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam guaranteed to blow your mind.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Nein!
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He was born an adult
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He's just a poor boy nobody loves him.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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this! 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Where’s the rest of YMCA
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Find him somebody to love!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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If Freddy mercury was a cat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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If you really want to take him down a peg, ask him about his solo album.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Right?! I really feel like he looks like Freddy
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I did, he literally tried laying on my face and smother me while I was sleeping.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Nope, statement of truth is a legal defence, that fella is a Queen of hearts, as was foretold kitty shall be a queen. Plus they have an awesome name.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Argentinian cat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Fat-bottomed girl.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He is a queen 💅
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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[twins](https://images.app.goo.gl/mv6PjsBBninv1HGc6)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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You go girl!!!!
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2024-14-08
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