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HAHAHAH
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
He looks like he’s making clicker sounds in the first image. He just looks like a doofus in all the others.
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2024-14-08
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2024-14-08
Smile while you can, that orange monster is going to kick your ass for the rest of its life. Also, you are pretty much training him to do so.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Why would you be aggressive with this baby. You can clearly tell they don’t love it and are confused. Don’t be surprised when they continue to attack you. You are teaching them to fight, scratch and bite.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Feisty!
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
When my youngest was a kitten we had lots of snuggles and pets. And only played with toys. Never hands. Neither of my cats scratch or bite. And I feel like it’s because we never encouraged it.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Thanks I thought they would love it
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
So cute and now ?
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
So cute and now
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Exactly
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
What? I said my cats don’t scratch or bite
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
My dog decided to play. These pictures are the results.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Roast my 16.5-year-old cat, Maybelle! Sweet, cuddly girl but resting bitch face as well as sometimes sass towards her sister.
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2024-14-08
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
That happened once with my cat. I was in tears and he was napping in the basement the whole time.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Exactly! Litter jerk… not even a courtesy squeak
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
how dare! second breakfast is cancelled
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
You need a can of treats that rattle, and an automatic can opener. Playing weird cat sounds on Youtube can also help.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Cats of this caliber deserve no less than to be ignored when they want you the most. Revenge is so bitter sweet and yet so satisfying when the mark least suspects it. 👿👹😼
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-15-08
Perhaps— but it’s pretty hard to ignore that much cute 😍
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-15-08
Time for his weekly bath and its the only time he looks skinny.
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2024-14-08
Weekly bath?
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2024-14-08
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2024-14-08
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2024-14-08
Hes obsessed w scissors, he poops 6 times a day, and he naps on any rounded surface.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Why should I roast such a beautiful boy?
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
HEY! Your a cute sleeper :)
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2024-14-08
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2024-14-08
This man looks like his breath smells of his homeland. You can take the baby out of the trash but you can't take the trash out of the baby.
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2024-14-08
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2024-14-08
He looks plenty roasted already
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
He looks like a smug lil shit ❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Deflated.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Whatever dude whatever
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Hd looks ready to hump that pillow
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
But He's, The Dude? 😘
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Wish I could get that roasted sometimes...
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Looks like a dispensary mascot.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
That cat looks high lol
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
"No quema, cuh."
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Alright Edgar! Laying around slobbering on the couch won't get that you that VP nomination, it's already been taken!
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Get thou to rehab, Edgar.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
He a squishmellow
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2024-14-08
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2024-14-08
Does it happen each and every time you look at him?! Direct eye contact with Royalty is a big NO! If not that, it could unfortunately be that he only appreciates things of true beauty and if that isn't being met ... 🫨😲🙀 Photos 3, 4 and 5 speak volumes!
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
That last photo is genius, love it😸 All cats have a problem with all people, just to varying degrees. If he hasn't clawed your eyes out in your sleep you are on his good side 👍 Edited to combat autocorrect weirdness.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
oh he hates you
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Why isn't Squash and Beef a more popular cat food flavor? It might help kitties like this squash their beefs.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Hes so cute, but you have to stop sneaking up on him when hes doom scrolling
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Oh… I think the place you got him from forgot to mention he’s mafia… that first picture is from his last court case… I hear they called him “the razor” 👀 maybe they couldn’t tell you because he’s now in witness protection 😳🫣 The last picture is him saying “you lookin’ at ME, kid? What you lookin at? YOU LOoKiN at ME?! Do you know who you’re messing with!!?”
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
😂
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
He will not rule out, one day in the future, killing you in your sleep :)
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Yeah he does. I’d better adopt him for your sake, OP.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
He's thinking about all he could have been if not for the old ball and chain keeping the door closed
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Nah he just belongs on r/scrungycats
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Yes he does. And with every other basic mere hooman. As any respectable cat should. Just don't turn your back on him and you'll be fine. Maybe.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Aww...he's just giving you the stink-eye, as cats do.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
I just read the first sentence at a glance and spent ten mins looking through the pics trying to find squash & beef cat food xb I'm stoopid
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
[I think they have it at the Wawa](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3247686/). 😆
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Oh good! I'll tell my husband Dave wen he goes there with his friend Dave and their other friend Dave to take little Davey back to school shopping xb
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
He’s sick of your shit
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Omg I’m in love with this awesome creature ❤️❤️❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Resting cat face. My cats have it too. Don't worry, you've only offended his entire genealogy of ancestors by having the audacity to keep him safe and cater to his every need.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Well, you should stop causing problems for him! What’s the matter with you?!
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Mine gives me those first two looks. He's just checking to male sure I'm still where he left me.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Your car is plotting your death.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Plotting your demise, always
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
#2 and #5 are absolutely sending me
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Good job catching each mug. The last one is my personal fav
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Wow, it took me way too long to catch on to that. I’m over here thinking oh let them eat baby chicken food off a spoon together. The puree chicken is a great treat they love. If they will eat it off the spoon and cooperate so they take turns licking the spoon; the 3 of you together is the best feeling ever. And then I finally realized you were making a funny. So I laughed once at what you said and once at myself. 😳
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-15-08
My poems continue
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-15-08
In a palace of opulence, where the sun doth gleam, Lives a feline monarch, a sight to contrive. With eyes askew and a belly that gleams, He waddles in circles, a royal misguide. His reign is a wobble, his path is a twist, A kingly display of a regal amiss. Yet in his wonky gaze, a majesty persists, For this fat, cross-eyed cat wears the crown with a kiss.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-15-08
Checking on you
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-15-08
He looks like he was born a grumpy old man. LOL
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-15-08
Poor thing seems to be doing his best to attempt a smile in the last photo. I love him! He’s adorable!
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-15-08
The last photo is a silly Godzilla face, love it
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2024-15-08
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Your son looks like a spaced out lamp
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
I couldn’t possibly roast him when he’s already baked
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2024-14-08
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2024-14-08
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2024-14-08
Such a Bastard.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
He's a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam guaranteed to blow your mind.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Nein!
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
He was born an adult
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
He's just a poor boy nobody loves him.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
this! 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Where’s the rest of YMCA
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Find him somebody to love!
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
If Freddy mercury was a cat
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
If you really want to take him down a peg, ask him about his solo album.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Right?! I really feel like he looks like Freddy
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
I did, he literally tried laying on my face and smother me while I was sleeping.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Nope, statement of truth is a legal defence, that fella is a Queen of hearts, as was foretold kitty shall be a queen. Plus they have an awesome name.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Argentinian cat
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Fat-bottomed girl.
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
He is a queen 💅
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
[twins](https://images.app.goo.gl/mv6PjsBBninv1HGc6)
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
You go girl!!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08