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what?? let the poor kitties in man 😭
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I'll back this claim!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I have the same shower curtain 😁
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Why are you so mean to them?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I love the way you got the see through plastic liner, just so they can watch without getting wet/S
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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They can do what they want. Sorry.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Excuse you they are lifeguards; I will not tell them not to do their job
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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they could come shower with you….
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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yo i have the same shower curtain
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I told them. And they said “no”
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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they could come shower with you….
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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the last time I almost drowned they just watched me 🫤
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I thought I knew every cat sub
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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THIS IS THE THING…. THEY LIKE WATER
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Then you have no choice but to allow them in. It is out of your hands now.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I figured 🙁
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Tell them to protect you.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Do not be sad. Just accept it.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Your cats are fucking crazy 😅 my mom's cat loved his belly rubbed which blew my mind honestly 👀
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I donoo this is pretty cuuutttee... Seems like u could splash them and then it would be "RUN AWAAAYYY"
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Why do you have ur phone In the shower?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I needed proof so people wouldn’t call me crazy
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Ur not a weird person that showers with their phone?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Nope I just needed a quick pick of my children
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Wait .. are you
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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HOOMAN, WE CRAVE THE MOIST FLESH!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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No i would never. Also my phones screen is extremely cracked so if I did bring it, it would die.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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U have adorable kitty's.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Thank you!!!!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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They should be thanking me.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I birthed them…. But I’ll let them know🙄
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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They said “thank you, can we shower with you?”
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I think u adopted them.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Well I found the Siamese when he was serving time… stand by I have proof
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Well it won’t let me comment a picture 🤷🏻♀️ but that’s how I got him. And then the tuxedo climbed up my leg at the store when I was trying to hold another cat , so he chose me really.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I don't wanna accidentally hit them or get soap in there eyes.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Just tell them pst pst. If that doesn’t work, I have no suggestions
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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And why not???
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Ok
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Cute. If u want to put photo u have to link it with imgur or something similar.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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they pst pst right back at me
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Intriguing
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Let them in the shower!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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It is!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I’ll have to figure it at out a later time! Thanks for that!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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No problem.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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r/lifeguardkitties
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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First cats in recent history to see their human naked. They later enrolled in intensive care.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Get them a yellow rubber ducky each and let them in that rub a tub tub. 🐤
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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"I gave birth to my cat . . . .*so* . . . "
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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It took me a few minutes to see the second one
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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This just seems like a good way to get two aquatic cats
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Let them in!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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You have two r/lifeguardkitties so post them up over there. Just trying to ensure you don't drown.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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They’re stinky, let them in!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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They need their daily spritzing do not deprive them!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Theyre trying to save you 😭
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Its only weird if you make it weird 🤷🏼♀️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Meow is not a good time
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Same. Learning of a new cat sub > finding a $20 in the couch
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I have a cat who both loves the water and belly rubs. I’m pretty sure he’s a dog in a cat suit.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Your cat looks exactly like mine!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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2024-14-08
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yeah we can tell, lol
adorable floof tho
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2024-14-08
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2024-14-08
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I can't. He just looks too sweet.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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lil man had a very scary seizure but was medically cleared. Vet said it’s a one off or epilepsy but he drained my bank account lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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And he will never pay a cent back
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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You can literally find cats in the trash yet they have demands that require a second mortgage
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2024-14-08
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2024-14-08
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sometimes my internal instincts don’t let me roast elders… and it’s one of those times rn
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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From the look on his face in picture 2, nuh uh, he’ll kill me.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Here, Grandpa Cat. You got a little somethin’ there. Turn your bowl, Grandpa.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Ugh. You are disgustingly cute. I hope you roll around in the wet food on the floor and make adorable snow angels 🖤
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Such a SLOB kitty wow so MESSY and RUDE (I love u)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Maybe a bowl upgrade is needed for the senior kitty, and the owner should be roasted?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Old Guy, yeah, he’s earned the right to be a bit messy!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Boy was this the glitch of the fucking century
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Uhm why did you put his bowl next to the rug if it happens every day? It can't be fun to clean it, is it?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He's an elderly guy with appetite issues. Most evenings I follow him around the house, food bowl in hand, and keep putting it in front of him until he decides to eat it. Once he decides he actually wants to eat it, I try not to move the bowl until he's finished. Last night "the spot" just happened to be on the edge of the rug. I'd rather he eat a bit more, even if I have to spot clean the floor later!
(And yes we are seeing a vet about this....no answers yet but we're trying some things).
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Thank you for taking care of him ❤️ wishing you both the best 🫶
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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What a messy old boy!!
(Maybe get one of those mats for his bowl OP - it'll save your floors)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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My guy isn't old, but is a giant fraidy cat and every morning and night he leads me to a new place that he feels comfortable eating. I agree that spot cleaning the floor is a small price to pay for their comfort.
I hope you can figure out what's going on with your little guy. It is so heart breaking as they age and you can't make it better. I eventually started feeding on of my elderly cats kitten food (vet ok'd) because she wasn't eating a lot. She still didn't eat a lot, but she loved it. Sounds like he has the best possible human to help him in this stage of his life.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Yes that bowl is tiny and either reducing the amount of food or putting it in a bigger bowl would stop this. Weird to blame the cat in this situation.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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We've tried big bowls, small bowls, deep bowls, shallow bowls. Plastic bowls, ceramic bowls, metal bowls.
These little white ones are what he prefers!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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This was a small amount of food, only a spoonful. He just likes to lick it up the walls!
We've gone through maybe 7 styles /sizes/depths/materials of bowls for His Highness to choose....these little white ones are his favorites!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I usually station his bowl on his mat (which absolutely helps!) but if he's having a bad appetite day, I'll just follow him around and plop the bowl in front of him, hoping he'll eat. That's what happened last night!
(Though I SHOULD bring a small rag as a placemat....)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Thank you. I love this little guy so much. I've spent so much money getting different brands and types of food over the last month...luckily we found some that he will eat most days, and that's stopped his weight loss (one of which is a kitten food, which our vet also oked). Our vet has been great in ruling out some common senior kitty diseases and we have next steps mapped out if he starts losing more weight again.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He looks like the grandpa that’s going to trick you for cigarettes later. He’s earned them after his time in the war.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I don’t know. Did you try glass bowls? It surely must be glass bowls he prefers. Or maybe paper bowls! 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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The bowl looks fine, just needs to be on a stable, wipe-clean, preferably non-slip surface. My cat's a messy eater, he has a silicone placemat.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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You're a good cat servant 😄
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Haha! I have not yet tried glass or paper bowls! Couldn't hurt!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He’ll probably just push the food out of the paper bowl and glass bowl. haha. How funny would it be that he only eats perfectly out of like the really cheap styrofoam bowls.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Roast this silly lookings things
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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iPad kid energy
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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TEALLY ???
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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THATS WHAT MY BF SAID TOO
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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HE SAYS I SPOIL HIM TOO MUCH 😔
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I can see the skibidi toilet video and the dorito crusted fingers in the eyes of that cat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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