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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I’d be swearing also!
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I’ve been lucky until now to where she’s good about not doing anything in my room. She has peed on my brother’s bed a few times but thankfully never mine.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Yeah I was already planning on getting one when I get paid and this will make it an even bigger priority.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He looks like he has already been solidly roasted. Dudes straight up burnt.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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They look like they don't wash their ass.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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What a jerk
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Skid marks??really??,that's just rude,very rude.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Sad thing is those skid marks are probably smarter than the cat
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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My cat once pissed on my bed, he was mad at me and never did it ever again, and he sometimes throw my plushies on the floor or claws them or bite them (he doesnt do this to any of his toys), Hes a little jealous ass. Now you can call your boy "stinky poopoo".
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I have two voids myself. I haven’t seen skid marks but a year ago the boy was playing with what I thought was his little grey mouse. He ran all around with it in his mouth and just went to town with it. After a few days passed I was cleaning under my couch and guess what? I found his favorite grey mouse. I went over to him to see what he was playing with. My man was playing with a litter covered turd for a few days. I remember that stupid ass face he made. The one where his mouth is slightly open and a look of pure confusion.
His sister literally long jumps out of the litter box dropping litter everywhere. It’s a majestic leap with a litter explosion.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I call her the Forrest Gump of cats, she has some really smart moments but most of the time she just exists.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Dirty boy
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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It really is, especially as I had to throw out one of my favorite pillows (cheap 10 dollar). It’s not washable and says spot clean only, no matter how much I spot clean it I will never feel comfortable using it. Thankfully the other pillow she got it on (my expensive Coop pillow) came with a washable cover, I’m so confused on how she managed not to get any on the pillow cases.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Damn cat looks like it’s high on molly
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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absolutely zero brain cells in that head
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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She does like her Meowijuana catnip!
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I wonder if she’s tried to give them to her orange cat cousins (they are my brother’s cats and she’s mine even though we live in the same house) and the brain cell’s ended up lost?
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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10/10 loaf, 0/10 hygiene
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Poopy little butthole boy
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Premeditated shitter.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Pretty sure this guy would do well in /namflashbacks
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I can't roast this face😂😂😂
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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That looks: Geez mom I know I have diarrhea 😳
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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With expressions like that you could use him to avoid the Weeping Angels from Doctor Who lol
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Will work for TP
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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HAPPY KITTY
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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THAT FACEEE omg so skrunkly
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Def never had the brain cell
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Cute void
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Has this cat ever thinked a thought?
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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🤣🤣🤣🤣💩😳🫢
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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A Shit stain leaving a shit stain. Sounds about right
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Yes but only when it comes to food!
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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"but I wipe my own ass"
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Perhaps she crawled inside the cases, befouled the pillows, and crawled out again? Or, as my grandfather would have said, the cat crept in, crapped, and crept out! 🤔
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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My sons have always called them puffy eyes
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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⚫️-⚫️
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Not a brain cell detected
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Butthole kisses 😂
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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"what do you expect?! You feed me s**t, you get s**t in return"!
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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She is so adorable (but those eyes scare me)😨
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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What a face! Cannot roast.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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She’s a keeper!
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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They scare everyone but myself (I’m to used to them).
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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True. Unfortunately she’s way too picky and will go on a hunger strike if I buy anything but a particular brand and flavor. I’ve spent 100s of dollars ton expensive cat food (wet and dry) and she will only eat Friskies beef with gravy swirls and Meow mix beef/poultry mix. While these are amazing for my pocket book they’re not so great for her health. The funny part is that she has cheap taste buds but an expensive butt as she will only accept a specific brand of cat litter and anything else and she’ll proceed to throw it all out. So what I save in food go directly to the litter budget.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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That's a really shitty thing to do.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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No need to see the void when you can smell him…
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Perishable
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Have more pride about yourself, sir/madam.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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POOPY BUTTHOLE
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Bros brain is definitely just a peanut that rattles around in its empty head. :(
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Styker!!!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Lmfao 😂😆😂
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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He looks like he ran into brothers stash
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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They are hershey kisses.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Cat: "And I'd do it again!"
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Lmao so all cats 😂
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I can't roast him, he's too cute! Two of my cats are black and look like him, he's too adorable!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I love her white eyebrows and top of her nose so cute 🥰
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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She looks like Salem from Sabrina the original one, especially the second pic.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Yes. His own. On the bedding.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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I would have named her Salem and she been male. Sabrina, the teenage witch was my favorite show as a kid and I’ve always wanted a black cat ever since. I ended up naming her Mavis instead, which suits her very well.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Bad bot. Is poopy cat not puppy dog.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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She a poopsprite!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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She's just getting ready for her dance part in Poop Scootin Booties and Other Things Your Human Will Love, the musical. She isn't very good at the choreography yet because she got into the drugs that are readily available in the film industry. Hopefully she doesn't wind up like so many starlets hustling on the streets for her next fix of sweet sweet 'nip.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Where tf is your mouth
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Innocent until proven guilty! She’s being framed
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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Lol invest in a litter track pad and maybe check his water source
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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Scrolling past those eyes scared me a little
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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I’m very over the top when it comes to her water and will clean the bowl multiple times a day. She gets fresh filtered water at least 3x a day, I refuse to give her our tap water.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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Yikes if he's not having digestive issues depending on age and overall mobility there's probably an underlying health issue if he's not cleaning properly.... Or he's just a lazy asshole ;) cats are fun like that sometimes
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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She had some stress induced gastrointestinal issues and has been completely normal besides having looser than normal stool. She’s thankfully not having any more tummy issues, although I do plan on adding a probiotic to her diet next month when I get paid. Also her litter box is in my bedroom and my assumption is that she went and then jumped onto my bed which led to this happening, thankfully this was the only time this happened. She just a little over a year old and I have no choice but to keep her litter box in my room due.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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Sounds about right lol 😆 silly cats good luck with the tummy stuff my lil dude had something similar but I think it was a clogged hair ball 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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Time to head to Costco for a mega pack of toilet paper.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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mine does that to my carpet that little stinker
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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🗿
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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Damien
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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🤣 I thought only dogs do that lol
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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OMG I didn’t know cats did that lmao
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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snail trail
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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He found out where the good stuff is at now
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-16-08
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This. The best thing on Reddit today!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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Just fyi. My cat did this and later it cost me 2000 at the emergency vet. When they drag their bottom it's a sign of health issues. In my boy's case it was constipation that almost required surgery. I know everyone thinks it's funny and making jokes but please make sure your kitty isn't sick. ❤️
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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My residents at the nursing home are better at not leaving skid marks.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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They have questionable taste in boxes.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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Technically she borrowed it from all the orange cats as they all share one brain cell
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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Very true. Hope she returns it to one of them. The orange cats are going to have a tough time finding another one to share. That one brain cell is scarce.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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danger cat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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If the hair is longish in the back consider a ‘sanitary trim’ where they cut the hair in the ‘drop zone’ really short so nothing to stick to.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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Additional cat pictures for roasting. (Black one is cheeseburger, white one is milkshake)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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"What? I'm just inspecting to make sure everything is okay and in place" lol
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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This is William. He requires his small food pieces be tossed around the house so he eats slower. He chases the kibbles like a Kirklands best mountain lion.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Get his ass!!!!
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Cat "Well give me back my catnip and then the problem will end," hahaha
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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