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Ain't nothing going on upstairs. It's just elevator music.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Happy cake day brother
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Skid marks on the bed is unacceptable. Cat needs to be taught boundaries. Fail on your part as the owner. Don't have kids.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Sounds like you left a bed under his butt to me.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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"GODDAMN IT MARTHA, YOU KNOW THAT TUNA GIVES ME THE SHITS!"
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Stop blaming your cat that you knowing agreed to love and live under their rules forever and get new pillows? It’s a lot more likely it’s you or another human causing the pillows to smell than the cat.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I would roast this asswiper but they probably just wanted to add some color to your life.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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You have to get some cat/kitten wipes, them make them with organic coconut .
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Lol I thought my black cat was the only one
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Look, my butt is clean, arent you proud of me?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Kitty's head is also a void. I look into those big yellow eyes, and see the back of her cute little skull.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Hi my name is Chucky.....haha wanna playyyyy...
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Why does the gremlin look so majestic in the second picture tho
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Second picture?? LMAO sign that cat up to a modeling agency STAT!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I'm not messing with her. Just toss the sheets and pretend it never happened
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Shitty Cat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Furry menace
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Get a waterproof blanket from Amazon or Temu!!!! You’ll thank me later lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Sorry, I cannot blame your little stinker if they have no brain and are therefore not intelligent enough to understand that bedding is a place that skid marks should not be left on and is illegal.
(And that face is just too damn cute. LOL)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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What a psycho. Please give her treats as you tell her that she’s adopted
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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No think only stink
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Homie sold fake cat nip behind the valley.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Well he looks like snorted all the coke.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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The look on his face says you’re exaggerating!!!
He couldn’t possibly have done what you say he did!!!
He sure is cute.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Boop
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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She borrowed the one brain cell from an orange cat. Now there is an orange cat with no brain cell. But we will never know which cat she borrowed it from as orange cats as a rule have no brain cells. R/oneorangebraincell.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Stop blaming your cat and learn how to wipe.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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The MAD POOPER
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He looks like he would leave skid marks. The dude probably lived off the thrill for days after
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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She was just trying to make you a Jackson Purlock!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Since it's a soot sprite they're definitely soot stains 😆
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2024-14-08
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👁️👁️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Probably hock tuah too
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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My bf said "his name LOOKS like it's Skidmark" ahhahahhah 😅🤣💀
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Stop blaming your skid marks on your kitter. We all know they use their litter.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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so proud of himself too. gosh
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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he figured since he looks like a skid mark he might as well leave skid marks so you knew he was there
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Happy Cake Day
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Must be from all the grass &/or other greenery that passed thru her GI tract. I'd cut her some slack. She prolly didn't feel good like that. I know I'd feel uncomfortable lol.
And remember if this happened to your dog they'd be rubbing/wiping their butt ALL over the floor, carpets, furniture and concrete (just to name a few). So there's that 🤷🏼♂️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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They are gifts from Void
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Stinky stinker stinky stinky lil stink boy
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Little stinker may need his anal glands expressed. Just saying.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I have so many nicknames for my cat. One of them is Sir Shits-a-lot (although he’s never left skid marks in my bed. Thankfully)
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Nobody likes you.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Stink face.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Sooo cute.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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What are you talking about she is my kid! Also have you ever had a cat? They don’t have boundaries.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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The Poopy Panther™
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Buddy got them c0ke or addy shits
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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What a goober baby 😅
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Well you'll have to give the cat a break. It's clearly stoned out of its mind. Look at those pupils! Have you thought of doing an at home "catnip drug test"???
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Tokyo drift.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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My butt itched! I’m sorry!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Black energy just being black cat energy 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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skid marks in the bed?! ’ why am i not surprised by those Devilish Asshole eyes
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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ps cat is adorable
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He or she is an A Hole! 😁
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Close the box and you’ll have some Schrödingers skid marks too
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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No regrets
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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my daughter calls them boba eyes
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Innocent. It wasn't him he's too cute
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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What a gorgeous baby.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Mine does that on the regular too. Skid marks and chocolate starfishes.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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sorry his too cute to insult him
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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r/sootsprites
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Yay!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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:D your little gremlin belongs there
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Me toooooo! When I saw that first picture I was like 😃
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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That's shitty
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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She really does.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Quarter celled orgasm
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I hope you enjoy the subreddit have a nice night :D
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Thank you. I definitely will enjoy it, hope you have an amazing day!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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You gonna wash that bedding, you little jerk face? Yeah, didn't think so. Just sit there, staring, like a cat caught in the camera flash.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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How much meth is this cat on pupils dilated as fuck.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Her pupils are almost dilated like this, it freaks my family out.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Look funny but super intense lol.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Imagine if you had a security camera in the room and saw them do it. I think I would die laughing and be irritated while still laughing.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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😅😂😂 damn...
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He looks like a skid mark in that first photo.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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IYKYK🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Dispose of it.
New ones are free on Craigslist.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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What a cutie a bad cutie but she is so cute I'd just wash my sheets and move on 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I understand.
In meowzer we trust. 🐾
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I think he’s innocent, look at those beautiful eyes!!!🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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This is the void.. DO NOT Trifle with the void. You can be easily replaced.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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I have a folder of photos I save for when I'm feeling sad.
#3 is in there. PERISHABLE. O.O
No thoughts, only.. void. One could say... deVoid of thought.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He is perishable
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Super cute! Would make great slippers.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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your hommie is high af, what do you feed him?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Shitty kitty
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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The expression on his face says it all!!!
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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She really can be, yet I love her so much
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Clearly on LSD
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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What an expression!!!! 🥰
My void did this a lot, luckily only on the hardwood floors, but ever since I started giving him a [probiotic](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002RGU0AA?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details) every day it happens very rarely now. You may want to give it a try.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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This cat looks like they belong in a Halloween cartoon. Reminds me of my dark lord Layla. She’s always pissing on things. She’s a harlot.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Awe she left you a treat on the sheet! Love the eyes🩷
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Looks like she is saying I tried to wake you up??!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Needed to wipe their butt somewhere ?!! .My cats have done this too I can sympathise ,but how can you get angry at their little faces ! 🤦♀️.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Once my cat woke me up in the middle of the night by wanting fuss, I was sleepily stroking him and he turned around, ass in my face and farted but follow through on my face !!
Middle of the night I’m in the shower then changing my bed sheets all while swearing at my cat lmao 🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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