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The wittlest teefs you ever did see 🥹
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2024-14-08
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PIckles showing who wears the pants in this family! SO adorable it's ridiculous--and thank YOU kindly hooman for rescuing this fur baby. But let him know hands is for pets and scritches NOT a chewy toy!
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2024-14-08
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He went from 👹 to (* ^ *)
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2024-14-08
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Also, you’re his. Not the other way around.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Cat distribution center has really sent you a nice kitty 💙 hes quite the cheese with that big toothy smile….
Hope they send me a kitty soon
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2024-14-08
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Total pickles.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Hi! Yes they were definitely dumped, there was a box in the road with a dead kitten right beside it and my neighbor found one of the survivors and then we found Sir Pickles. And another neighbor said they heard more meowing from the woods nearby but we searched and searched and never found any others :( We never saw a momma cat or anything unfortunately, they seemed way too comfortable around humans to be a feral litter🥺
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2024-14-08
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Apologies :( His name is Sir Pickles cuz I like pickles lol
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2024-14-08
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Highly likely I’ll have to get a rocket and send him home🏃♀️
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2024-14-08
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Yesss he is baby💪and he needs to learn boundaries😤
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2024-14-08
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They go ⁿᵒᵐ ⁿᵒᵐ ⁿᵒᵐ
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2024-14-08
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Oh dang my bad lemme go check if he was wings🏃♀️
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2024-14-08
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Ikr he’s so mad cuz we got some fleas and dirt off of him, so ungrateful🙄And then he gets his very own squishmallow pile to sleep in and furniture to climb, he needs to show some respect✊
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2024-14-08
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Tails is nom nom🙂↕️
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2024-14-08
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Oh yes I’m well aware I’m his slave, cleaning his poop every day and putting food right in front of him so he doesn’t have to walk for it💅
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2024-14-08
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Yassss💪💪
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2024-14-08
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Oh he turns into a monster cat when he’s in the bath so you’re not wrong lolll
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Well then do what I did with my rescue kitty's kittens, which was to hiss at them, then walk away and ignore. Mommy kitties do this with their kittens by the way to teach them manners. Too insistent my kittens got a time-out with toys in a room until they settled down.
I also used toys as a means of distracting them to NOT grab the handsies OR the feetsies too! Once they were gentle with me I'd reward them with a treat or scritch. Hope this helps,
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2024-14-08
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Vewy vewy stanky please help me nose🫣
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2024-14-08
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It was so sad😭😭
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2024-14-08
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Oooo that’s a great idea tysm!! I usually just go OWW and stop playing w him lol Those sound more effective haha I’ll try that!
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2024-14-08
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Sir pickles of the vinager isles
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2024-14-08
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Sounds good, it took some time to train my kittens to NOT grab me, but it worked! Anyways, good luck with your sweet boi there! You can also watch Kitten Lady videos on Youtube on any questions you have about your lil' forest godling haha!
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2024-14-08
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On behalf of all animal rescues, and the fur babies that don't have a voice, thank you for saving this adorable little fur angel!
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2024-14-08
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I had a cat named Ginger. But I was forced to change it to Velcro after I took on an abandoned Newfoundland
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2024-14-08
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Between the first pic and the others it seems as tho you dont realize how many cats you have
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2024-14-08
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Oooo thank u!!!
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2024-14-08
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Absolutely!! All my furbabies are rescues🥳🥳This may be the cutest so far tho hehehe
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2024-14-08
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Omg velcro😭😭😭😭
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2024-14-08
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He does turn into a different cat in the bath so ur quite right💀
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2024-14-08
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You give him baths after midnight dont you
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2024-14-08
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Holy shit, absolutely hate people 🤬 so glad you got him 💜
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2024-14-08
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Boop
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2024-14-08
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hope the dog doesn't have a prey drive and eat kitty
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2024-14-08
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Precious bean♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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2024-14-08
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Oh goodness no Ginger knows her boundaries and Pickles can fight back or run and hide if it ever got aggressive. I promise they’re very good together🥹
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2024-14-08
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You caught me🫣
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2024-14-08
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Yeahhhh it was heartbreaking😭😭I’m glad we took a walk at that moment, definitely right place right time🥹
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2024-14-08
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*bites finger*
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2024-14-08
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In the first photo I can see why he was dumped in the woods, but the other photos, he’s utterly unroastable. I got nothing.
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2024-14-08
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😭😭😭Pickles says rahhh and yay lemme bite ur hand :))))
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2024-14-08
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in the 2nd pic he is so 🧍♂️ he could be a car salesman or an insurance agent
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2024-14-08
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Thats very very bad. Shame on you
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2024-14-08
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Hims looks so sweet in all his other photos 🥺. Does he go from cute and adorable to insane and bitey in a nanosecond?
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2024-14-08
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Oh yes crazy fast💀He’ll be purring and enjoying the cuddles and then a second later he’ll bite my arm or foot or ear😭
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2024-14-08
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So sorry it won’t happen again😣
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2024-14-08
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I should go in Picsart and give him a suit and tie and maybe a top hat tehehhe
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2024-14-08
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trash kitten
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2024-15-08
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Nose is way too pink.
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2024-15-08
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Can't wait for p2.
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2024-15-08
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sir pickles is Perfect and i would kill for him, decidedly.
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2024-15-08
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Ah pickles says thanks now get me treats🤩
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2024-15-08
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Himbs the Boss now. Get used to it. 😸😾😽😻
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2024-15-08
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I was teasing :)
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2024-17-08
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oop. you got me lolllll
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2024-17-08
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I think I took the subs title too literally
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2024-13-08
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Yeah was going to say looks like she’s doing it herself !
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2024-14-08
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2024-13-08
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Aw it's hard to roast a gorgeous cat with such a beautiful name but I'll try. Dang those toes are wrecked that's what happens when ya go to an unlicensed manicurist
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2024-14-08
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2024-13-08
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No thoughts, only O_O
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2024-13-08
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⬆️PERISHABLE⬆️
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2024-13-08
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Omg I I’m in love with your cat
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2024-13-08
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Thank you. She’s my world and I love sharing her with others who understand.
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2024-13-08
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They’re not skid marks, they’re void tracks.
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2024-13-08
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Most perishable things do leave marks if they’ve been in your house long enough
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2024-13-08
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Stinker, literally! Sounds like the worst has already been done.
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2024-13-08
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He’s so cute I just can’t roast him
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2024-13-08
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Not till that meth wears off
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2024-13-08
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She looks so happy that she left skid marks
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2024-13-08
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A little poop crayon
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2024-13-08
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I think he gets a pass. He's obviously seen some shit.
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2024-13-08
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He looks like the smoked out saggy tire that would leave skid marks after some insane figure 8s in a Walmart parking lot
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2024-13-08
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(I love him and he did no wrong)
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2024-13-08
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Your cat looks like it would poop in your shoes for fun because they think you being frustrated with them is top tier comedy.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Actually, your cat already did the worst, so I got nothing!!
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2024-13-08
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Wow he’s so photogenic
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2024-13-08
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Dude share her as much as possible!!!!! I’m so happy you shared this cutie pie!!! She made me smile today so thank you<3
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2024-13-08
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lmao
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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That goes for me, too.
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2024-13-08
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My ass itched, and I couldn't get to the toilet paper. But seriously, human, I would have shredded the toilet paper all over the house, trying to reach my ass. So I gave you the best choice of the two things.
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2024-13-08
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What a little stinker
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2024-13-08
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She's just trying to make sure she has clean fresh bedding everyday no matter the work involved for her master. She's adorable!
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2024-13-08
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😯 😳 these r the birth parents, Dad & Mom. As u can c, the have Moms' face but Dads' eyebrows! Xb they could not be reached for comment..
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2024-13-08
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One place that is cat free is my bedroom. It’s like letting your friend sit on your bed and have him spread his butt cheeks.
I stopped letting the cat in my room when my pillow I sleep with smelled like butt lol
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2024-13-08
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Does 👀 eyes 👀🥰
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2024-13-08
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My cat did that to my couch.. clip to me pulling my couch apart at 2am 🥲
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2024-13-08
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Just a leaking set of headlights
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2024-13-08
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"Those are marks from the chocolate binge you had in bed," guilty cat with selective amnesia
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Nah mate you just shit the bed didnt you
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2024-13-08
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Looks like you caught him mid poop in the perishable box. Classic.!!!🤣
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2024-13-08
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He's looks alot like my Eli.. and he also loves it leave me little "gifts"
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2024-13-08
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ate so much catnip probably seein some shit
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2024-13-08
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No idea what this gentleman's name is but we share the same reactions to what happens to every moment of the day. I wish I had a box to also ponder wtf this life is tbh.
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2024-13-08
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Seriously this is so damn funny, especially with that lil face
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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I didn't know a cat could look so terribly confused until I saw this one.
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2024-13-08
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🤣🤣🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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My void, Blackie, sometimes leaves skid marks (void tracks) on my white tank tops after I get done holding her
Blackie loves being near me, either in my arms, on my lap, or beside me, she loves being around me and purrd whenever she gets the chance to actually be around me
So there is no way I can roast your void
I love voids, a lot of other people are superstitious over beloved voids, but i’m not, I absolutely love voids
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2024-14-08
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infected with the stink virus
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Honestly, she looks just as surprised as you most likely were..
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2024-14-08
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