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Looks like he’s been hanging with Snoop Dogg
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2024-14-08
No he’s just smitten by you🫠❤️
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2024-14-08
Yeah that’s totally a look of love.
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2024-14-08
I assumed OP was talking about the cat.
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2024-14-08
Omg im in love
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2024-14-08
Oh ffs 🤣
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2024-14-08
Looking pretty stoned
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2024-14-08
He's too cute for that
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2024-14-08
That eyeliner says, I am fabulous, but that smile says, I am high as a kite.
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2024-14-08
Putting eyeliner on a cat. For shame!!!
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2024-14-08
definitely mocking
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2024-14-08
I assumed people get sarcasm on Reddit, but here we are.
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2024-14-08
too much cat nip
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-14-08
Yeah,you were joking. I was joking also. I assumed people got jokes on Reddit but to clarify, I was joking to say that OP had asked the cat’s permission, not his owner. Which clearly wasn’t the case. We were both joking. Have a good night.
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2024-14-08
Oh, sorry, no offense intended. I didn't recognize as a joke, as it lacks humor. I stand corrected.
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2024-15-08
Great.
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2024-15-08
He’s got a contact high.
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2024-15-08
Skinwalker
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2024-15-08
I'm pretty sure that's just his face.
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2024-15-08
I will hug her and squeeze her and call her George
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2024-15-08
How cute,looks a little loopy.
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2024-15-08
he's definitely at his 9th life
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2024-16-08
https://www.wideopenspaces.com/33-worst-taxidermy-jobs-ever-craptaxidermy/
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2024-16-08
Omg.. This is the face I used to give my wife at dinner when I was still dabbling with the lettuce 🤣 I'm so sorry. I promise I'm doing better now.🤣🤣🤣
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2024-16-08
Noooooo....Not mocking you....Trying to seduce you maybe.
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2024-16-08
His little smirk 🥰
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2024-16-08
She is 8 pounds of nothing but fluff. She is a princess and needs to be taken down a few pegs 😅
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2024-13-08
(He’s fine now.)
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2024-13-08
The title alone has me laughing so hard I'm dying. Cat "Sure make fun of me but when you get a won't come out turd stuck in your rear see who'll be laughing then MEow," hehehe
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2024-13-08
Is it a tuxedo thing? I've had some experiences with my boy...
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2024-13-08
Tuxedos are just oranges that are aware of what they’re doing. 😔
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2024-13-08
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2024-13-08
Wow a cat shaped furniture duster cool
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2024-13-08
He’s built like an ikea rug, sprawled and fuzzy. Bet he does nothing but lay there like a rug too
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2024-13-08
Is that a cat or a sheep? That belly fur looks like you could shave it off and make a comfy sweater
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2024-13-08
Shitten.
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2024-13-08
I can't believe I didn't think of that.
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2024-13-08
I would use said feline to dust my shutters. Which coincidentally show all the orange cat fur stuck to them by my very similar looking orange girl.
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2024-13-08
Bro is a mop
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2024-13-08
Aww his belly looks so soft 🥹
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2024-13-08
He looks like he sells diabeetus testing supplies..
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2024-13-08
Dumpling lookin’ ass.
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2024-13-08
His name is Felix, codename “D*ckhead”
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2024-13-08
Bro has a double chin and looks like a girl!!!
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2024-13-08
too orange to roast
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2024-13-08
Post: Chickie thinks she's Beyoncé in a fur coat. She’s the latest addition to our household but she’s been running the show since her first day. With the energy of a toddler on espresso and the attitude of a dictator, Chickie spends her days terrorizing her older brother, Mr. Blu, who’s probably plotting his escape as we speak. Someone, please roast this tiny tyrant before she starts demanding tributes.
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2024-13-08
I’m so sad no one wants to roast this tyrant. Maybe she’s right and she really is the Queen 😭
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2024-14-08
Mr. Abuelo
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2024-13-08
The majestic and beautiful hairless rat
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2024-13-08
I feel like this is the guy you meet in the cave hidden in deep in the Himalayas when seeking divine knowledge about the universe. Dudes been deep in meditation in that cave for 400 years.
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2024-13-08
The old wise man full of years of wisdom you go to the mountains to visit for advice and guidance who looks a bit like a cat
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2024-13-08
It’s a ballsack
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2024-13-08
Please tell me you named him Detective Scrotes
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2024-13-08
Imagine seeing a big old nutsack on a nutsack cat. Testicle inception
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2024-13-08
rotisserie chicken
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2024-13-08
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2024-13-08
SO judgy...
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2024-13-08
He is known as the judgment cat after all
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2024-13-08
It looks like he just got done roasting you!
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2024-13-08
Homie looks like he should be working in the Parks and Rec office
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2024-13-08
I can’t, he’s judging me
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2024-14-08
I wanna boop his nose
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2024-14-08
Hmmmm, alrighty then!!
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2024-14-08
Bombastic side eye
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2024-14-08
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2024-13-08
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2024-13-08
That cat has seen what you jerk off to.
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2024-16-08
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2024-13-08
Sir Pickles is such a brat omg I just HAD to take a walk that day and hear crying from the woods🙄and then waste 3hrs of my life to catch him? Now he plays board games and tackles my 75lb dog💀And he gets to live in my house with Squishmallows and like.. love? I guess he’s slightly cute? Idk y’all decide
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2024-13-08
The first photo looks like a different cat
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2024-13-08
He's so freakin cute and adorable buddies with the dog a big +
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2024-13-08
SIR PICKLES: "I told you I'm not a morning person!!!"
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2024-13-08
He is not a brat. He is a precious baby and you should recognize that
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2024-13-08
You’re right I’m so mean :(( I’ll try not to bite him back next time he attacks my hand for petting him
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2024-13-08
RAHHHH ATTACK
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2024-13-08
Yessssss Ginger (the dog) is so nice with him😭like Pickles will climb on her face and she’s just like 🙂
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2024-13-08
That was the first night we had him and he was so dirty and covered in fleas😭😭we had to give him a bath and he was very upset💀
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2024-13-08
It looks like he/she is the anti-D.A.R.E
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2024-13-08
1st pic looks like you fed it after midnight
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2024-13-08
Oh very he does hard drugs every night and then bounces off the walls and knocks over Lego sets
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2024-13-08
Maybe maybe not
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2024-13-08
Bro said “AAAAAHHHHHH”
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2024-13-08
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE😤😤😤😤😤NO BATH RAHHHHHHH
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2024-13-08
The Exorcism is working... for now... but it won't last... it never does. He will revert to his demon form again.
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2024-13-08
He looks like a precious little stinker
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2024-13-08
Smh
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2024-13-08
Pickles!! Sweet face, gives good cuddles- but cheats at board games!
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2024-13-08
Thank you for saving the poor little kitty!! Y’all of you don’t want your pet anymore don’t dump them in The middle of no where. Give them to someone who wants them or a shelter.
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2024-13-08
The best way I can describe him is “goopy.” That last picture seals in the goopy-ness.
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2024-13-08
Sour but probably tastes good in a sandwich. :) What a cute baby.
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2024-13-08
Nah, a just-in-case war cry.
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2024-13-08
Nice cover story but this was always his plan
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2024-13-08
He’s very toothy
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2024-13-08
It was so clearly meant to be :3 Edit: even tho by the 2nd to last picture u can tell he obviously hates u for it
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2024-13-08
But so very cute!
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2024-13-08
Congratulations
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2024-13-08
Cat Distribution System at work
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r/RoastMyCat
2024-13-08
Congratulations on the new member of your family. Thank you for rescuing this little man. I just can't come up with a roast.
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2024-13-08
I bet he isn't even registered to vote SMH.. (what do you want he's pretty un-roastable)
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2024-13-08
The second photo is literally this emoji 🥹
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2024-13-08