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Take a real bath and live up to your name Mr. Romeo stinkypants.
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2024-13-08
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Is youz talkin’ ‘bout me?
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2024-13-08
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I AM READY FOR MY BUBBLE BATH 🛀 SERVANT!
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2024-13-08
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Omg what a creep is he watching u use the bathroom??🫣oh I see, he got caught and is attempting to hide from the cops💀💀
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2024-13-08
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I’m gonna bet that stinks because the fool doesn’t know how to take a bath.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Smelly cat smelly cat what are they feeding you
Smelly cat smelly cat it is your fault
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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How stinky is he? ... 🦨
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2024-14-08
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2024-13-08
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so proud😺
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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😂 yes! I hit unmute for the song we all knew it would be. 😂
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2024-14-08
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2024-13-08
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I saw this cute kitty on the top of America's most wanted list don't let those innocent eyes fool you he is wanted for multiple serious crimes
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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actually
he bebe
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Boop
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Not a single thought is in that head
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Gosh he doesn't know his place is the problem
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Bro doesn't even know what taxes are
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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“His place” = a soft bed with treats and toys and scritches 😭🥺
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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For some reason I’m getting *****if the Cheerios bumble bee was a cat***** vibes
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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He's thinking the same about you but worse.
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2024-13-08
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He’s thinking “Hmmm, catnip, tuna, treats, nap, more treats…”
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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This is how I roll, I stare down inanimate objects until I fall asleep.
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2024-13-08
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He looks like [Russell!](https://youtu.be/ZzYtToQ5mrk?si=pRtBO32PDOksJzgz)
Aww ya still collecting Badges lil buddy ? 🤣
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2024-13-08
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If you keep staring into his eyes they begin to dilate 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 he says he wants me to quack like a chicken …. Er a goose… er… a duck, yes that’s right… a duck 😵💫😵💫😵💫
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2024-13-08
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#BLINK FOR GOD’S SAKE!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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You mean...on a pedestal for adulation?
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2024-13-08
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He says, "Who? Me??" xb
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2024-13-08
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i misread it as "he needs to be put in hell" lmao
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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his last two brain cells fight for first place
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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This is Parsnip. Shes a bully to me so please knock her down a few pegs. Recently was changed from a Ragdoll to Cherubim (apparently)
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2024-13-08
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Furry pair of pants that was mixed with whites and bleached
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2024-13-08
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Can't do it Parsnip is way to pretty to roast
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Human, please. I bully you, but at least you still have your eyes, I could scratch them out if I wanted to. So give me a break.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Yes, parsnip is so very beautiful. It was hard to roast that beauty.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Thank you🥹🫶🏻
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2024-13-08
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I think she tries to lick my eyes out of my face
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2024-13-08
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She does like laundry a lot
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2024-13-08
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That's so sweet. She must really love you. You are a good human, and she knows it.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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All that plays in her head is elevator music♡
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2024-13-08
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Correct! Or TV static!🫶🏻
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2024-13-08
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Or both! Definitely both 🤣
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2024-13-08
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Parsnip you're much too beautiful to be a mean girl. You're taking catitude literally.
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2024-13-08
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She likes to bite my ankles🥺
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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I don’t wanna!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Her name is Cleopatra and she has a small kink at the end of her tail where she keeps her single braincell (for emergency use only).
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2024-13-08
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She didn't get the braincell :(
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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I think she lost the one brain cell she had.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Cleo, honey, you got it TOO easy, girl! You gotta eXeRcIsE that brain cell ... <sigh> I can see this ain't going nowhere 😅
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Did she spill cappuccino on herself? :P
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Your cat is so pretty post another pic please
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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My 2 brain cells are constantly fighting each other for domination.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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If she were a poop stain, her coloring would be cause for concern
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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One brain cell doing a lot of heavy lifting today!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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There was one last braincell and a ginger cat pushed it down the stairs
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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moldy
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Possibly not 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Yeah... Exercise isn't something she goes for haha
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Maybe she's orange and fell into black coffee 😜
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2024-13-08
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https://imgur.com/a/leeo4Hc
In her favourite box
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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She looks adorable and too good for you!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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No she is as sweet as can be GodBless being funny
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Tortie princess
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Her orange patches are the result of her getting into a fight with a bag of cheetos
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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I'M GONNA TOUCH THOSE LIL PAWS W MY FINGIES
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Looking like an emoji
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Derpy blep, crossed eye, catnip sniffing, kibble munching, Bean walker.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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May I derp with her 🥺🙏🥺 plz? She looks so happy 🥹
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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if you blew air into her ears she would say "thank you for the refill."
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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your cat is dumber than my dog (sheltie)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Ok but I found her daughter. I wish I could post a pic. My foster kitten looks just like her.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Usually you have to spend a few years sniffing glue to look this goofy.
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2024-14-08
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2024-13-08
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she looks like a beanie boo!! she's so cute
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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I bet she doesn't even crochet. Poseur.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Coconut head lookin aaaaaa
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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I didn’t realize Grumpy Cat had reproduced.
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2024-13-08
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2024-13-08
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Do you have your friend's permission to roast their cat?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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yes, he told me to post it actually
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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That is the sneakiest look ever definitely a criminal mind behind those scheming eyes
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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You can tell he was once a human
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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She is smiling mirthfully for nailing the smoky eye.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Absolutely, this is the Cheshire Cat.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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This cat looks like he's high or is the most chill deviant this side of the Atlantic.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Brotha looks like a bad taxidermy attempt
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Obviously.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Looks like me when I accidentally take 3 of my pills instead of one 😅😅
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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He’s definitely a stoner
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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looks like he’s feeling a little glonky
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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he mocks the world
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Good lord
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Omg he is so funny
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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I think he's pooping
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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He's not mocking you, he just knows he's better than you.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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nope, he's having a stroke! look at his mouth.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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ask the cat. That cat deserves personal autonomy, he's nobody's property!!
Felinist.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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That cat looks like it was plotting to steal all the treats but forgot what it was thinking about half way through.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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I think he’s trying to seduce you
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Of course
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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That's a gremlin wearing a cat skin; you should be afraid
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2024-13-08
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