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She think she cute
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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When you can smell that catnip jar opening up... hell yeah BUOYYYYYYY! Cute orange kitty 😺
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Nope, too majestical.
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2024-13-08
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One does not simply roast a member of the royal elite 👑
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2024-13-08
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Why would I want to do that? He’s as fine a ginger as one could imagine.
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2024-14-08
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Well look who finally showed up after being 2hrs
late… Lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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His aura is too strong, can’t roast this distinguished gentleman
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2024-14-08
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That cat is so regal, I think he's unroastable!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Just look at that defiant expression & countenance....
😼💬 - "Yes, go ahead and TRY roasting me !! Pssh.... as if an opinion from you mere hoomans would carry any weight in describing THIS model of perfection...."
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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That’s a fox masquerading as a cat.
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2024-14-08
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He loves the sunshine ... Bet he watches a sunset ...
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2024-14-08
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Thinks he is a tiger - king of it all
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2024-14-08
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Is that the lorax?
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2024-14-08
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I can’t roast this sun god but I can roast you for even thinking about roasting him.
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2024-14-08
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“I’ma mean old lion” - The Wiz
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2024-14-08
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My simpleton brain simply cannot fathom roasting such a regal beast!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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He looks like a proud lion showing off his mane as he looks up and basks in the sun. Typical. Another feline drama queen (or king).
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-14-08
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Trump comb over!
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2024-14-08
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Must be a diva 😆
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2024-14-08
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But does he do his little turn on the cat walk? 🎶
Looks like it!🤣
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2024-14-08
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I’d ask him for Grey Poupon!
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2024-14-08
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No need to roast him, he's already the color of burnt
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2024-14-08
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🙌
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2024-14-08
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🤣
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2024-14-08
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Chicken tender lookin ahhh
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2024-14-08
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'Zempic Garfield on a string thinks he's fancy 🙄
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2024-14-08
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Smug.
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2024-14-08
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Brother has more glam than I ever will. Too fabulous to roast.
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2024-14-08
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I wish I looked like that
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2024-14-08
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Old lookin ahh regal ahh wise ahh precious ahh dude 💀
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-15-08
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Smug bastard. I want him
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2024-15-08
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look at that pompous prick (he’s gorgeous)
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2024-15-08
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Pretending to be an aging rock star who still makes good music and fancies himself on stage as still appearing like the sexy young stud adoring fans once thought he was
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2024-15-08
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Why would I roast him? By his color, he is already cooked to perfection!
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2024-16-08
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He's the Bougiiest. Dude in the hood
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2024-17-08
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"I can't believe that's not butter!"
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2024-17-08
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I reckon this cat has a voice like Matt Berry
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2024-17-08
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If Ares the Greek god was a cat this would be his form.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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Bro thinks he’s a king
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-17-08
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My girl Boscorelli AKA Bosco
(Bonus points if you know who her TV character namesake is).
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2024-13-08
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She knows she's good looking, she knows she could steal my man. She needs a good roast.
Also if you remember Reggio The Sphynx Roast, this is his littermate/ sister.....(photos of him at the end)
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2024-13-08
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Oof. Same name as that God-awful corperate art style. That's rough.
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2024-13-08
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Omg I didn't even know that. 😂... She came with her name. She won't live that one down 😏
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Ain’t this that dragon ball z character
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Unlike my bro I'm hot got it all going on and get anything I want
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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I will not paint you like one of my french girls. Stop asking!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Sorry about the ears.
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2024-13-08
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The chicken is named Scully
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2024-13-08
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I showed the pic to my boyfriend and he said that our cat would slap your cat just for looking like that
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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She looks like raw chicken you left out too long and it's started to grow mold you've never seen before
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2024-13-08
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The kind of image that elicits the response: "burn it with fire!!!" but it looks like that already happened
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Might want to let God know that their cat printer is running out of ink and that the pads need to be cleaned. The pattern is pretty fuckin' splotchy. ...slip Gabriel a note to have him check the feeder tray before firing that motherfucker up, too. Looks like God was smoking a bowl and loaded a blank raw chicken instead of a blank cat.
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2024-13-08
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2024-13-08
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2024-13-08
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He's like a Twinkie that's been overstuffed and rolled around the carpet of a cat cafe
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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That chonk of a "cat" is under baked
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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I don’t see any potatoes but why are you mopping your carpet?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Po-tay-toes?!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Happy cake day!
Edit: wow downvoted for trying to be nice.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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I thought it would help with cleaning up all these beans
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Tater tater boy I love him 😍 😝
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Potatoes typically have some shape to them, that right there is a tater tot!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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No need for an electronic dust mop or sweeper.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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That’s one fine looking sweet potato 🥰🥰
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2024-13-08
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He does look like he’s full of beans! Good job!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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He even has his own handles!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Roasted potato... YUMMY!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Does he have a self cleaning brush as well? 🤭
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Yes! Although sometimes he has these electrical surges, and then he'll turn upside down and just lay there. May be a faulty model.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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He is a turd. Give him an orange kiss
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Floor seal!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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tubby tubby fat man... the tubbiest of tubs
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Don't roast him, help him, he's clearly stuck!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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I wanna do another; "Day three: During a routine cleaning procedure i was caught off guard by a rogue Sunbeam and became stranded here, on my back. The humans have photographed me multiple times to devise a rescue mission but all efforts have ultimately been unsuccessful. I fear this might be the end..."
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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You win. Love it 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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*fanfare* :3
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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He is a baked potato with sour cream
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2024-14-08
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her front paws are nubs
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2024-13-08
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my sweet man earl gets up to so much mischief 🩷roast his ass
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2024-13-08
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2024-13-08
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My boss’s name is Lenny and sometimes he pulls me outside of the store for ‘one last conversation’ before I go. And of course I do it because I think I’m supposed to but ughhhhhh and that last picture is the face he makes at me.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Their absolutely no brainer Siamese cats who eat literally ANYTHING. and are seagulls who will steal food off of your plate. The grey Siamese is Mortimer aka Mort. Hes just fat and dumb. The white mitten Siamese is Little she has a genetic condition so she's basically a munchkin Siamese and smells like cheese and has a dandruff problem. She also will watch you eat and wait so she can steal food.
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2024-13-08
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So lazy, these cats need a job ASAP
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2024-13-08
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2024-13-08
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She looks like she consumes a steady diet of 2 toddlers daily and then brushes her teeth after and shows you
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Cheese!
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2024-13-08
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Romeo
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2024-13-08
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Romeo is in the shower where stinky little guys belong! Lol he is a cutie tho.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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I can smell the kitty stink wafting off these photos! Tell him he needs to actually TAKE a bath instead of just standing in the tub like a dumdum head
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Silly cat doesn’t know how to hide. ❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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This is what stalkers and peeping Toms are made of.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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He's gorgeous looks like a sweet boy but dude you haven't showered in days and roll on deodorant only lasts so long lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Romeo, you can't take your badly needed shower if you don't turn the water on. Romeo is so ashamed of his stink that he covers his face.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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I will bite my thumb at them, which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Romeo, Romeo, why you stink so, Romeo?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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He knows he needs it but just can't bring himself to.turn the water on. Lul
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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Romeo? Looks like Norman Bates to me
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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The eyes of a cold blooded tax evader
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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How smelly do you have to be for me to be able to smell you through the picture of you In A Tub?!
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2024-13-08
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