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Luca "Ooooo I see dead people,"
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2024-13-08
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mediocre dental assistant at best
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But but but but….. I kinda wanna roast Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb instead! 😂
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2024-13-08
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Tweedle Dee and Sir Pissalot will get their moment!
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2024-13-08
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Bahahahahahaha!!!
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2024-14-08
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Cassidi Jolene just turned 10 yesterday! Her golden birthday! Unfortunately that means her ego has grown enormously. I swear she is like Regina George reincarnated into the body of a dilute calico cat that I found at a construction site.
Please give her your best Birthday Roasts!
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2024-12-08
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Her ego isn't the only thing that's grown enormously - OP, you're not supposed to actually feed the cat birthday cake.
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2024-12-08
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Happy cake day!
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2024-13-08
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She hasn’t lost her mewing streak in years.
Happy birthday !
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2024-13-08
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What do I do if she's learned to use weapons and is threatening me? She also started a cult and all the local neighbor kids worship her.
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2024-13-08
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She looks like a precious baby cow
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2024-13-08
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I'm sorry to hear that. It sounds like it's too late for you. The only thing you can do now is join the cult.
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2024-13-08
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I just have to pick a spot for her shrine that she won't just throw everything on the ground. Wish me luck.
If you're ever looking for a nice close-knit group of cult members- Oops I mean friends, Cassidi is always looking for more people 😉
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2024-13-08
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Happy birthday, you enormous inside Oreo.
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Picture #4 actually did make me laugh out loud 😆 she looks like a cartoon!
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2024-12-08
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Scrungly.
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mold him into a ravioli
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2024-13-08
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He thinks he’s giving Mufasa (1994), but is actually giving Mufasa (2019). He probably only got in your door because he looked enough like a Norwegian Forest Cat to pass. He gets a poopy butthole and then expects you to clean it, huh? He thinks he’s tough, but the second a new cat is within his eyeline, he gets that stressed look? Goofy looking orange wannabe, I got his number!
(For real, though, please love on Ravioli for me! He looks a lot like my cat, who passed last November. Everything I said above was true about him lol)
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Carmine says enough pics mom please
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2024-13-08
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My first post on here, btw.
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2024-13-08
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My friends say she looks weird, and I don’t see it lol
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2024-13-08
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literally big as a coconut in that 4th photo 😭🙏
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2024-13-08
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Will throw a fit when TSA confiscates the wet food
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2024-13-08
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I can’t, she’s just too cute
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2024-13-08
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Coconut is a sweet faced baby! The friends are weird! Harumph!
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2024-13-08
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She’s adorable! I can’t roast her. Too adorable.
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2024-13-08
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Once you leave, she’s going to throw the biggest rager.
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2024-13-08
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Fell out of coconut tree, landed on face
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2024-13-08
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Hollow head
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2024-13-08
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Her eyes are like wedges of lime!
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2024-13-08
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150 people die every year from falling coconuts. If you named her "shark attack" it would be 15x less likely to trigger someone.
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2024-13-08
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put the lime in the.. I see what you did there.
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2024-13-08
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Awe what a sweet name for a sweet kitty! Idk i see no weirdness here.
I guess after this she will be a roasted coconut?
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2024-13-08
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She doesn't look weird but she looks like she *is* weird.
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2024-13-08
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I bet she doesn't know basic arithmetic.
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2024-14-08
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She screams and stands on the most painful parts of my body while I’m in bed. IDK how she has separation anxiety while simultaneously constantly bullying me. She is my most beloved child ❤️
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2024-13-08
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I have a kitty named Peanut Butter I also cannot stand, these animals are the worst
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2024-13-08
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poor jelly she never gets a chance with the brain cell :(
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2024-13-08
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We have her sister from the same litter and she is also named Peanut Butter. She never does anything wrong so she will never be posted here ❤️
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2024-13-08
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She gets it once in a while and uses it to target my kidney when she’s jumping on me in the bed 😔
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2024-13-08
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OMG my baby girl did the same thing. She’d walk all over your tummy finding a spot to get nice and comfy with 0 regard for squished organs
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2024-13-08
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She’s bipolar
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2024-13-08
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I too cannot play Minecraft in peace.
Goblin vibes. I bet she’d fail to eat a large moth and release it from her mouth as a jump scare.
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2024-13-08
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She told me she doesn’t care what you can stand, as long as it’s in front of her food bowl to fill it up
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2024-13-08
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lmao
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2024-13-08
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I think cat's know where our sensitive parts of our bodies are, and they cause us pain to get the most attention when they want it, but I don't think they have any understanding about human pain.
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2024-13-08
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I can confirm this is accurate 😔
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2024-13-08
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The menace is impartial to my feelings as long as she gets her special treats every night 😔
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2024-13-08
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I think she definitely just sees me react in a significant matter so she targets. However I don’t understand bc she normally gets pushed off when she does it. 💀
I like it when she lays on me and is sweet but I don’t like my kidney or ribs/sternum crushed
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2024-13-08
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I totally understand. I have a bad leg, and my cat would always beat the crap out of that leg. Every time, he tried to get my attention other ways.
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2024-13-08
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She looks like she uses Twitter
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2024-14-08
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He is absolutely fabulous! I can't think of how to roast him.
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2024-13-08
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That's not a cat that is a feral beast lord!!
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2024-13-08
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He's too fabulous for me to handle.
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2024-13-08
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Can’t roast a cat serving like that!
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2024-13-08
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What's going on? Are you sniffing ass from a mile a way again. It's best not to advertise your new talent.
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2024-13-08
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He looks like he tried out a mohawk because he was having a mid-life crisis and it does NOT suit him as well as he thinks
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2024-13-08
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The Sun smiles on this handsome Sir.
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2024-13-08
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What? Absolutely not. That cat is pure perfection.
Poor idiot doesn’t know how gorgeous he is.
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2024-13-08
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Lion king, with a little attitude.
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2024-13-08
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he looks like hes enjoying life to the fullest
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2024-13-08
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I can't. This photo looks like it should be a pokemon card.😁
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2024-13-08
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Too regal. He deserves your fealty
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2024-13-08
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Sorry. That kitty is the king of everything awesome. I can't disparage our royal highness.
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2024-13-08
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Your cats giving too much main character energy for me to roast
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2024-13-08
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Trump lookin ass Kitty 😡
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2024-13-08
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Is he running for Purresident?
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2024-13-08
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I can’t. He’s too cute 🧡🧡🧡🧡
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2024-13-08
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No
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2024-13-08
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How do I roast something so majestic... 😭
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2024-13-08
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Bro looks like a disney character about to teach you the meaning of life (it's more treats)
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2024-13-08
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YOUR cats So Fluffy i would give him Treatos for no reason at all. Got eem
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2024-13-08
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He already looks pretty toasty to me 🤣
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2024-13-08
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I refuse to roast such a majestic creature.
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2024-13-08
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That’s simba from wish.com
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2024-13-08
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I fear to as he resembles a certain orange, dorito-shaped magical wizard…
iykyk
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2024-13-08
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He looks like he doesn't let you pet him if you're below a certain income.
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2024-13-08
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Also I love him and he looks sweet.
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2024-13-08
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Why? He's fabulous!
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2024-13-08
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Even more than that.
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2024-13-08
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When I walk down the street
This is what I see
Everybody stoppin and starin at me
I got poofy-ass pants and I ain't afraid to show it
I floofy and I know it
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2024-13-08
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That neck-beard! Like some orange-haired ancestor of Conan O‘Brien.
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2024-13-08
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I bow to the roastee.
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2024-13-08
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┻┻︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵┻┻ Would rather bust tables than roast thia majest beast｡(◕‿◠ )
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2024-13-08
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He is the shit and knows it
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2024-13-08
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Uh I feel as if he needs to roast US
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2024-13-08
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I feel like he sings I believe in miracles.. to himself, about himself
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2024-13-08
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I can't. He's perfect
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2024-13-08
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Roast that fabulous creature? Have you no decency?!
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2024-13-08
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He has taken a page from BORN FREE. 🤣
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2024-13-08
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When I saw this I started to hear "I'm too sexy for this walk, im too sexy!" I'm dying too cute
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2024-13-08
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Such stature! What a proudboy
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2024-13-08
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He looks like the Donald Trump of cats.
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2024-13-08
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His tail makes it seem like he has a crazy 80s haircut
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