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Wingless sky puppy (bat)
That cat is adorable 🥰
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2024-16-08
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If Adam Driver was a cat.
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2024-16-08
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I absolutely love his face 😻
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2024-16-08
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Radagast
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2024-16-08
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Stop he’s so cute 🥹🥹
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2024-16-08
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Shh he’ll hear me.
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2024-16-08
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No, Dobby shall not get his freedom
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2024-16-08
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"Master has given Dobby a brain cell! Dobby is freeeeeeee!"
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2024-16-08
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What a cute goblin 🥰
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2024-16-08
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TallStar's long lost brother??
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2024-16-08
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This! I couldn't remember his name
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2024-16-08
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Batty
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2024-16-08
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Hrrmmm. A beautiful Yoda decendant you have. With you may the force be.
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2024-16-08
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Hrrmmm. A beautiful Yoda decendant you have. With you may the force be.
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2024-16-08
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"Dobby wishes to be a free elf, sir."
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2024-16-08
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Awww glad doby found a home
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2024-16-08
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Dobby
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2024-16-08
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I swear I’ve seen this ride in the original Halo games
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2024-17-08
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Give him the sock.. set him free
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2024-17-08
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Google Search: Yellow Pikmin
That's all I see
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2024-17-08
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Omg he looks just like my blue point Siamese from childhood. I loved Bubba so much
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2024-17-08
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That’s it. I’m making this cat in the sims 4
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2024-17-08
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I think he’s heard enough roasts for today
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2024-17-08
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He looks like Dobby from Harry Potter.
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2024-17-08
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The power of the force is strong with this one
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2024-17-08
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Derp cat
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2024-17-08
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Dobby! Master give sock! Freeeee!
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2024-17-08
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How can I rust such a beautiful boi
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2024-17-08
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I can’t stop 😂 laughing! Thanks for sharing!
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2024-17-08
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My 1st thought was "NOOO, DON'T ROAST HIM!"
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2024-17-08
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Looks like the little guy from the bank on Harry Potter 😆 🤣 😂
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2024-17-08
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Where did you get him?!!! I want one just like him!
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2024-17-08
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Hi cutie
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2024-17-08
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Gremlin looking
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2024-17-08
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*request to roast can't be processed at the moment please try again*
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2024-17-08
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Hims is bat of the night, and wishes to master the art of flight with them ears, but he can't and is sad. Now he needs treats.
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2024-17-08
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He looks like Christopher eccleston
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2024-17-08
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That is one cool cat I love that look
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2024-17-08
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Dobi???
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2024-17-08
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😂 I can't even trust, I'm just here because I was hoping for more pictures of him, he's awesome!! 😂
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2024-17-08
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No way,He's absolutely adorable with those receivers .
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2024-17-08
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in this pic he’s begging for some faucet water so he can pee it out on our stuff
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2024-12-08
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Nibby "It's how I say I love you" why are you complaining? hahaha
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2024-12-08
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honestly at this point i wouldn’t be surprised if he really thinks that 😂
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2024-12-08
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Wastes water and is full of pee. Uncomfortable creature
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2024-12-08
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he even has his own water fountain, but no, that’s not good enough
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2024-12-08
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we had a nibby relative I guess. she eventually lived only in the parts of the house with linoleum. lived to a ripe old age, peeing all the way!
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2024-12-08
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I had a cat smart ass peed on my bed kick in the head was I had just put clean sheets on it lol
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2024-12-08
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that’s my boy - he’s just a pee-er. he’ll poop in the box, no problem, but peeing is for the floor in his mind. or y’know, for anything that has the misfortune of being floor-adjacent.
the trouble is he’ll pick spots and we think we know where he goes and one day, he gets sick of that spot and we’ve gotten complacent and left shoes or something somewhere else, and now we have pee shoes 🤦🏻♀️
i only wish we had linoleum somewhere tbh. that’s a goal, though, for sure.
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2024-12-08
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name any quirk and there’s a pet somewhere that has it. our current kitty is the best box user I’ve ever known, although we do have an incontinent dog now! i guess the universe knows we’ll be patient 🤷🏻♀️
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2024-12-08
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He knows exactly what he's doing.
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2024-12-08
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Pee stank bean, yellow sock having ahh
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2024-12-08
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That face says he regrets nothing and will pee inappropriately again. Zero remorse.
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2024-12-08
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oh, he will 100% pee inappropriately again. it’s his life’s work
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2024-12-08
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Years of rechecking and vet visits for inappropriate peeing culminated in this amazing line from my vet: "the good news is, there's nothing wrong with him. The bad news is he's an asshole."
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2024-12-08
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Id be pretty pissed if I were you
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2024-12-08
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Rub his nose in it
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2024-13-08
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Make him wear diapers or a male urine wrap thing lol it just might embarrass him enough to stop.
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2024-13-08
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I had a cat that always peed in my shoes that I wore for work. He passed away from old age. I had another kitten after him. She would pee all over my stove, and I wouldn't know it until I turned on a burner, and it filled my apartment with the smell. The smell is 100 times worse than normal cat pee.
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2024-13-08
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🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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No, no, no. What if your mom rubbed your nose in the mess you made?
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2024-13-08
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It isn't worth the energy it takes to always be pissed.
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2024-13-08
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🤣
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2024-13-08
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You got the joke, right? 👀
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2024-13-08
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Yes, I did, I was trying to make a funny back, cat's have no energy. They are either pissing, shitting, eating, or sleeping. I flopped, sorry.
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2024-13-08
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Just be grateful his bladder is big enough to put out a house fire.
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2024-13-08
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OH NO I GOT IT NOW 😂 I was driving so brain didn't comprehend until now 🙃 Sorry, I'm just stupid 🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-13-08
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No, you aren't stupid at all. You're very clever.
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2024-13-08
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Welcome to the Peeful Boys Club! Our member's name is Augie. We pay our dues in XL puppy pads!
He's marking his territory on our good, hardwood floors. I know this because he pees by windows where he can see other critters in the yard at night like the foxes, opossums, other cats.
He'll also randomly pee on stuff. I had a bag that had been in one spot in our BR for months, no pee. Finally moved it in front of the attic door to take it upstairs. He peed on it. More than once.
He peed on some paper bags I was going to use for newspaper recycling.
He peed underneath the AC window unit in the DR.
XL puppy pads are my friend now & once he pees on them he doesn't pee there any more. So I have 5 or so in different parts of the house with cat pee on all of them. We also have them in front of the litter boxes because he peed on every litter catcher or anything else we put in front of them.
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2024-13-08
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Why do I get the impression that Nibby is doing this just as a dare to roast his naughty self?
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2024-13-08
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knowing my boy, he’d pee more in retaliation tbh
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2024-13-08
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we are rapidly approaching this point lmao
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2024-13-08
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we have to start budgeting for the puppy pads again tbh. we used to do that but he’s the same way - one and done - and those fuckers are EXPENSIVE, as you ofc know, and we moved and got out of the habit i think hoping the move would reset him (fools, we were). but, they’re not as expensive as replacing floors so, yeah. it’s def puppy pad time again.
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2024-13-08
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he just loves the attention, you caught him
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2024-13-08
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Nubby is trying to clean the drain. He was a plumber in his past life
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2024-14-08
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I got actually good photos two of my new kittens insult them (please ignore how dirty the area is, mama moved them there and doesn't wanna move them back, I’m working on cleaning it up)
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2024-12-08
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You wants the precious? You can’t has it!
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2024-13-08
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2024-12-08
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Your cat screams so much, they wanna cast her as the main female character for the next hit horror movie.
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2024-12-08
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Poor thing never grew into her ears 😔
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2024-12-08
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So does mine, let's both join in an monthly meeting for screaming cats abuse.
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2024-12-08
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Nag, Nag, Nag
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2024-12-08
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She's trying to let you know they've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
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2024-13-08
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THE VOID MUST SCREAM
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2024-13-08
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That ferocious face. I have to scream, human, you still haven't done what I want.
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2024-13-08
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The void screams back
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2024-13-08
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Are you sure it isn't an alien in disguise with a tail like that?
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2024-13-08
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If you stare into the abyss long enough the abyss stares back only this one screams instead
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2024-13-08
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And will continue screaming until you do what I want lol
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2024-13-08
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lol
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2024-13-08
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I wish she'd scream at me! She's so cute!
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2024-13-08
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She saw the price if cat nip and is screaming to get the price down
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2024-13-08
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She looks like a black version of my Siamese, who I call also call Bella! I can't roast something so purrty!
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2024-14-08
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Ayo, your squirrels burnt.
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2024-15-08
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2024-12-08
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Same energy as Coraline’s dad. No further explanation
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2024-13-08
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2024-12-08
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He sees dead people.
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2024-12-08
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Can she blink?
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2024-13-08
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Not that I’m aware of
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2024-13-08
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