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Lmao what 😂
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2024-25-07
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"Trust me, you ain't missing much" *A VERY dissapointed Orchid, probably?*
"She's lying though her teeth." *Catapult and Spot, DEFINITELY*
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2024-25-07
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Wait I didn't even know he was Mr hands lmao
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2024-26-07
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He's training for the future Arknights sex update
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2024-26-07
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2024-25-07
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I'll be happy to be dominated by her
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2024-25-07
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I promised you, a thousand year voyage, guided by compassion.
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2024-25-07
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she is the storm that is approaching
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2024-25-07
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Really cool : freeze
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2024-25-07
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I want her to slice me into sandwich bread
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2024-25-07
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He was scammed, he got revive without his favorite childhoods horse :(
Free my boy, Radahn
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2024-25-07
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Well it's better than uncertainty.
Unless it isn't.
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2024-26-07
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You, me, us, everybody on this sub buddy
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2024-26-07
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*intentionally gets grabbed twice for Degenmommy*
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I would highly agree. Everyone wants to be dominated by her.
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2024-26-07
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Fuck you. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? Was the front page full of shitty essays writing these fucking “sex reviews” not enough for you? Do you gain pleasure from reading those?
You don’t even have any fucking expierences to even know what these “sex reviews” are talking about! You genuinely thought you were about to hear what it is like to have sex with Kal’tsit, didn’t you? I am so disappointed in you. Your mind is to drenched in horniess to realize that by simply GOING OUTSIDE and TALKING TO WOMEN you could have sex.
But noooooo, you’d rather sit here, on you laptop or phone, and read these sex reviews. You could be having valuable experiences, you could be making new friends, falling in love, but you chose to sit here and read these. What the FUCK is wrong with you?
Go outside. For both our sakes. Go to the beach. DO SOMETHING FOR GODS SAKE. Do anything! BUT DON’T YOU DARE READ ANOTHER SEX REVIEW!
What, did you think there would be a shitty joke here? Stop drowning in cum and tissues, get a life, and get a girl. No more of these stupid ass ratings. GO OUTSIDE
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2024-25-07
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God, Kal degrading me is the best.
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2024-25-07
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Unironically a good review of what it would be like with Kal'tsit
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2024-26-07
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Translation: touch grass you filthy horndog
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2024-26-07
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Thats what Kal would said to Dokutah
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2024-26-07
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Sag Hex?
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2024-26-07
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Dang that's Kal would say if she was real.
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2024-26-07
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This is actually what I want to see here.
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2024-26-07
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Sex review? Nah, we reviewing our life choices
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2024-26-07
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BASED BASED BASED BASED
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2024-26-07
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god bless this person for telling us the truth.
wait,who am I talking about?
???
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2024-26-07
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Lmaooo that was much better than what I expected.
I gotta go touch some grass.
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2024-26-07
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wow real Kal sex review
good I never follow her advice
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2024-26-07
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Ok, bear with me for a sec here: Who the heck is reading these reviews?!
Do we have fecking SexAdvisor.com or something? Is there a ranking system? Are people sharing reviews so people can decide who's the sexiest or something? Because the reviews read like fecking tips and tricks: are people out there posting GUIDES for this like it's fecking GameFAQs or some shit? And I know asking permission from fictional characters is inherently stupid, but did ya'll?! Because they sure as hell didn't post it themselves, so did you at least give em' a heads-up before the massive privacy breach?!
Ok, that's off my chest. Peace out, have fun and stuff. See ya'll never!
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2024-26-07
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We make them hoping Kal’tsit would find them then find us.
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2024-26-07
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Not gonna stop me though. Now where's the real review?
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2024-26-07
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I desperately need a Kal sex review
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2024-26-07
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Time to die Kal'tsit.
https://i.redd.it/xhwkz4jvhsed1.gif
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2024-26-07
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Kal'tsit just jealous Doctor is getting more seggs in a few years than what she got in 10k years.
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2024-26-07
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Nuh uh
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2024-26-07
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Wouldn't it be ironically instead?
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2024-26-07
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didn't know Kal could keep things this brief
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2024-26-07
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This is absolutely the best impression of Full Contempt Kal on reddit and we Sag Hex fanatics are absolutely here for it
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2024-26-07
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Dokutah, your clue has been terminated. You have not completed stage 0-10 - Enough Karma yet. Closure and I will be waiting for you here while you complete it. - Amiya
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2024-26-07
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The irony, or lack thereof, would honestly depend on if, as most assume, OP is doing an impression of Kal.
It's unironic if it's a comedic rp of how kal would scathingly dismiss us.
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2024-26-07
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Bad Crop?
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2024-26-07
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I really was expecting a joke at the end...
Now I'm kinda disappointed but also kinda proud that you pulled through...
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I dunno man, good sex review i guess?
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2024-26-07
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Yes the mother of all hags lecturing incels
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2024-26-07
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The bed is broken
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2024-26-07
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I would pay money for someone with a really deep and serious voice to try reading this out.
Like just imagine someone like Wayne June trying not to burst out laughing while he scolds you for being an incel
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2024-26-07
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Bad Crop?
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2024-27-07
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Too non-academic fr fr, probably Warf posting on Kal's account
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2024-28-07
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2024-29-07
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2024-30-07
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Truly peak Arkverse ngl
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2024-26-07
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Guess I'm a Sarkaz advocate now.
https://preview.redd.it/xr66htf0bued1.png?width=2100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa0abe3db6c8dfcee868e33567a89b3af6089651
*~~Saggs Review coming soon~~*
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2024-26-07
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Oh no. But I'm kind of interested in what you can cook
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2024-26-07
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You are welcome ;)
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Fooled me tbh
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2024-26-07
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All factions are made up
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2024-26-07
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Get outta here you dang Balkan
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2024-26-07
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Dang even the mod cant read 💀
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2024-26-07
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It's always the damn Belkans
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2024-27-07
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I'm by your side. As I'm the biggest Teekaz and Sarkaz Warrior known to exist on Terra!
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2024-28-07
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Ahem, Gentlemen *music playing*
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2024-29-07
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During my first months at Rhodes Island I’ve passed by Surtr a few times, she always seemed inapproachable and uninterested in the other personnel on the landship. I did notice that she often enjoyed ice cream while traveling through the hotter regions of Terra. That’s why, after a grueling mission in the searing deserts of Sargon, I decided to treat her to a large serving of home-made vanilla. At first surprised and annoyed, she quickly came around after seeing the icy dessert I brought with me. After years of eating the store-bought mass-produced stuff in combination with the hellish conditions of the operation, the spoon full of ice cream must have tasted like heaven. And it showed, the ice-cold expression she wears when walking through the corridors of the land ship melted into a gentle serene smile, seeing her enjoy something so honestly was more refreshing than the ice itself.
The following weeks in Sargon we often shared lunch time with each other, and whenever the weather turned hot, I was expected to bring a new batch of home-made gelato. The distant and reserved Surtr I came to know turned into a clingy spoiled brat before my eyes. During this time, I got to know her much better than I ever thought I would. She told me about her endless journey to hopefully restore her memories and how after wandering and how after her repeated encounters with catastrophes she eventually became infected. Although aware of her infection and its consequences, it didn’t seem to bother her at all. As long as I supplied her with ice-cream whenever the weather called for it, she would be satisfied. And if I ever forgot to have some prepared, I would face the wrath of a pampered elite operator.
In the bedroom this confidence starts to melts like snow in the sun. The prideful Surtr turns into an arrogant, but bashful mess. She starts blushing at the lightest touch, never admitting it and averting her gaze. Even while undressing her our eyes only meet once, the moment is short, all the same I can tell what they say. I know what she wants, yet I’m afraid of overindulging and scaring her, so I suppress my desires. I start at her neck, even after all that she went through her skin is flawless and velvety, soft to the touch of my lips. Her breasts are moderate in size, firm, their shape full and round. Every time I touch or kiss her nipples she arches her back a bit and releases a small moan. Surtr’s slim midriff is perfect, well-toned because of her training, but still soft. Her hips flow into her thick thighs and supple ass with a pleasing curve that continues through her long and athletic legs. While kissing her inner thigh I feel her nails dig in to my shoulders. She starts kissing me back, beginning at my ear and moving down step by step. Reaching waist height, she gives my tip a wet lick and looks up with eager eyes. “Ravage me.”
She said it under her breath, almost whispering. I heard her and it was the drop that broke my self-control. With my last bit of restraint, I gently open her mouth. She sticks out her tongue, inviting me inside with a red carpet. The stroke of her tongue makes me lose control. I grab her horns and force my dick down her throat. The inside feels slippery and warm, a second passes and I feel her starting to coil her tongue around me. The suction and twisting movement increase until I can’t hold back. I look down at Surtr with her mouth open, showing me the result and eyes pleading for more. I oblige. I lay Surtr down and bring her closer, with my hands around her thin waist I pull her in and fully indulge. I feel the warmth of Surtr’s insides. I push in deeper, and she lets out an audible moan. I begin to move and Surtr places her hands on my back. With every motion her nails burrow deeper into my skin, not drawing blood, but they will leave a mark. A few minutes pass and she releases her grip on me, I take this chance to get up on my knees and grab her hips. I pull her up and place the tip at her entrance. I look at her face, I can only find passion and craving. I thrust it in. Surtr arches her back fully, now only supported by her shoulders and my hands, she lets out a loud and lustful moan. I continue moving and quickly notice a familiar sensation rising up. Surtr’s breathing accelerates, she is close and so am I. I keep going, ignoring the feeling, until Surtr reaches her climax.
As Surtr comes, she tightens up around me and releases a sigh filled with ecstasy. I regain my composure and try to pull out, but Surtr locks her legs around my waist. She doesn’t want to let me go and pulls me even deeper than before. I give in. With my mind still cloudy the next 45 minutes of bliss feel like hours. Surtr places her hand on my chest, pulling me out of my fever. I expect she wants to lie back and catch her breath. Instead, she sits up on her knees and with ease pushes me down on to the bed. She sits down on my upper legs and slowly slides her hips upward, I feel her provocatively grind over my dick and past it. She is sitting on top of my stomach and as I look into her eyes, I almost see a fire inside, I flipped her switch. With a playful smile on her face, she glides her pelvis down, forcing it inside. Surtr feels warmer than before, hotter, almost burning. She begins to move up and down. At first slowly, allowing to make out every fold, but gradually she speeds up. After 20 minutes the pressure and heat are too much for me to resist. Pleased she looks down at me, the same teasing smile on her face, the pleasure in her eyes tell me she isn’t done with me. She bends down and presses her mouth onto mine, she pushes her tongue in. I can feel myself drowning in a haze of heat and pleasure.
I wake up to familiar weight on my chest. Still half asleep I open my eyes to see Surtr sitting on top off me. She’s wearing one of my shirts, it’s way too large for her and almost reaches her upper legs. “Did you sleep well?” I did, but I’m still exhausted from last night. “Okay how about this? If you make some vanilla ice for tonight, I’ll prepare dinner. That fine with you?”
Right, this should be a rating.
Unbiased 10/10
Art source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/119791697
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2024-26-07
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u/cringyfrick u/leingold
It's done
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2024-26-07
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Cropped porn too! Much respect for that.
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Also this review is peak. You gonna do any more?
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2024-26-07
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Maybe one for W, Skadi or Ling
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2024-26-07
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You just can't handle peak fr fr.
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2024-26-07
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these aren’t even reviews at this point it’s just smut TT (i am not complaining)
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2024-26-07
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Don't out me like that bro
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A looong time ago I did one of these
And yet, I'm still learning how to tame dat wolf...
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2024-26-07
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Make sure to ping me for that. Your cooking is exquisite.
https://preview.redd.it/ds7t5rg1oved1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8687307f1f173d0790f7d41343a7ca03a40c1841
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2024-26-07
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Ok do one for Kevin the jetpack guy from annihilation
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Dokutah, your clue has been terminated. You have not completed stage 0-10 - Enough Karma yet. Closure and I will be waiting for you here while you complete it. - Amiya
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Imma write that as a "what happened after falling in the pit" story and the kataokasan flair will be VERY appropriate
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2024-26-07
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MFs will say sex review and drop an AO3 smut ficlet (keep doing it tho)
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2024-26-07
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Y'all should keep cooking with these reviews.
Top notch stuff lmao.
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I need to learn writing like this
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2024-26-07
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I guess I'll ask for the Skadi one too...
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2024-26-07
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Bro they gotta call you for the seggs update to Arknights
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2024-26-07
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Platinum next
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2024-26-07
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I request W sex review
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2024-26-07
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I wish someone could make this peak dish into art.
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2024-26-07
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Would. Surtr is one of the best waifus
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2024-26-07
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Do one for Saileach next
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Someone who knew to let this man cook!
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2024-26-07
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Is this what it's like to read those wattpad stories?
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Wait
This is actually just smut
Keep cooking
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2024-26-07
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Cook one for the Drunk Blue woman.
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Dokutah, your clue has been terminated. You have not completed stage 0-10 - Enough Karma yet. Closure and I will be waiting for you here while you complete it. - Amiya
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