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She doesn't need a reality check, you're just a horrible, irresponsible owner who got her to this point and thinks it's funny, do better.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Lunar* she about to cause an eclipse
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2024-26-07
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If I sit I splits
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2024-26-07
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Her name is Luna because it looks like she ate the moon.
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2024-26-07
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Luna, I've asked Dr. Phil to cat sit for you while I'm visiting my mother
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Ah heck just livin’ my life
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I've met 5 fat cats in my life, and she's 4 of them.
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2024-26-07
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Poor kitten, what else does she have to look forward to other than eating?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Nah, this is definitely a case of 'roast the owner'. This is borderline animal abuse. Do better.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Disgusting car owner
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Maybe the owner needs a reality check. I don't think the cat got over chunky while eating mice from outside
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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she needs a health check not a reality check. Poor baby
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2024-26-07
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Awww that poor kitty :( she needs to go on a diet. Bless her.
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2024-26-07
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Such loafage the likes of which I have rarely seen
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2024-26-07
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That cat needs a vet check not a reality check. Jesus Christ how is it still even alive at that weight?
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2024-26-07
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You're a terrible cat parent. Her obesity is YOUR fault, not hers. Cats and animals will eat what you give them. Get her to the vet and on a diet plan or surrender her to someone who will not abuse her.
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2024-26-07
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Luna. Your face is adorable but your body looks like you've been carrying a herd of kittens for a minute!
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2024-26-07
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Fatty fatty 2x4, couldn’t fit through the litter box door!
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2024-26-07
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She looks so adorably smug I love her
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2024-26-07
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How long has she been a full moon?
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2024-26-07
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No she needs a dietitian and a change in eating habits
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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That cat needs to start a diet
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2024-26-07
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But more people need to be able to make the same generic and unhelpful “that’s abuse!” posts… 🙁
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Imagine abusing your cat then posting it online for others to mock. Shame on you..
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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This is true. My one cat is definitely a chonky baby at 15 lbs and Im trying to get her to loose at least a few lbs because she has to live forever so I feed her 3/8 c a day and she still hasn't really lost any weight. No idea why as her brother who gets more than her is only around 12 lbs.
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2024-26-07
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A full moon
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2024-26-07
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Please take care of your cat.
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2024-26-07
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I like how everyone is suddenly a vet when someone posts a chunky cat, lol.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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She is loaf perfection
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2024-26-07
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Luna has her own gravity well. Proof of Einstein’s theory 😂
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2024-26-07
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i want to see OP's reply lol, with another caption he wouldn't get roasted this hard lol
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2024-26-07
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Also, often those recommendations can be inappropriate for your cat. Tbh it's best to consult a vet. We feed our chonk prescription food after trying senior cat food. And even then, you might have to adjust portions (under vet supervision). It's a bit of trial and error.
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2024-26-07
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Lol it’s all funny to me cuz she really IS just a massive cat. She still climbs on everything and has been on a diet and is still just this big. She wouldn’t be able to climb the stuff she does if she was HaLf WaY tO DeAtH like these comments say she is. The reality check was for her to stay on her diet lol but yea your right I shoulda known these comments were coming 🤦♂️
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2024-26-07
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She's got the oval just right enough to host a NASCAR event.
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2024-26-07
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She needs a damn diet
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2024-26-07
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No she needs a snacc
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2024-26-07
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Okay yall I forgot to say that Luna is ON A DIET AND THESE ARE PREDIET PICTURES and she needs the reality check because she does not like her new diet!!!!! CHIIIIILLL BRUH
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2024-26-07
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Hey how old is she? The weight gain might be her still eating food that's for younger cats. I found half a can of wet. (1/4 twice per day) and some dry senior food for them to munch on throughout the day (like enough to cover the bottom of the bowl)helps. Also, finding what toys they like to get them moving a bit. My boy gained some weight, and this swap he's down some pounds.
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2024-26-07
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Poor Luna. It's Luna's owner that needs a reality check..
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2024-26-07
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Does Luna need a reality check or do you?
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2024-26-07
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Luna the moon or Luna the loon
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2024-26-07
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Fatty
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2024-26-07
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No, Luna doesn’t need a reality check, you do op, put her on a diet, fucking hell
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2024-26-07
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If I fit I sit lol.
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2024-26-07
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That is the most beautiful chonker I've ever seen.
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2024-26-07
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Same with my boy, Titus. He's a tripod so you'd think one less leg would mean less weight. Nope! He's my fatty-bombatty.
[Titus applying the "If it fits, I sits" principle](https://imgur.com/gallery/pudZGmL)
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2024-26-07
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Your poor cat. Why would you think this is okay? There is a difference between a chonker and a cat who is not properly taken care of by their owner. This is just sad.
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2024-26-07
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Looks like her owner needs a reality check and worry about Luna’s health
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2024-26-07
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She didn't fit, but she still sit
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2024-26-07
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No she needs a reality
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2024-26-07
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o o o ozempic for cats????????????????????
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2024-26-07
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I am surprised she fit in that box
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2024-26-07
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make sure she stays active, and keep on with the diet. it isn't okay for cats to be this big.
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2024-26-07
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She needs a diet and excersise. You, the owner, need a roast. Not your cat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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It's not hard at all
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2024-26-07
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It was banned for being unmoderated
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Mama this a Reddit for cats not cows I can understand the confusion
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2024-26-07
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Potato
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Luna is a chonk
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2024-26-07
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real
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2024-26-07
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exactly!!!
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2024-26-07
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Buy smaller products with smaller boxes. She’ll get the message.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Such a cute chonkster
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2024-26-07
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Looks like she needs an intervention.
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2024-26-07
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Luna needs Dr Phil but she is beautiful.
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2024-26-07
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Holy shit. How much does Luna weigh?
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2024-26-07
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She needs to be in r/dechonkers lmao
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2024-26-07
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Lol!!
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2024-26-07
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I’m going to be serious: your cat is dangerously obese and it will shorten her lifespan. As her owner, you need to step up and make changes to help her. It is your responsibility, and that makes it your job to fix this.
Take her to a vet. If you’re not over feeding her, she likely has some type of thyroid issues here preventing her from losing weight. She needs blood work to see what’s going on.
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2024-26-07
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What a rotund lady.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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"We're going to need a bigger box."
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2024-26-07
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She's adorable but definitely overweight. I'd take her to the vet and have her in a special diet.
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2024-26-07
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You need to limit her dry food intake. 1 cup is too much. Royal canin prescription weight loss(metabolic) is like 29kcal per 1/8th cup, and my cat also named Luna, is restricted to 210kcal a day, 19kcal treat maximum
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2024-26-07
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It looks like no one has seen Luna’s feet in months. Probably time to put out an APB on them.
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2024-26-07
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I'm not going to roast that cat. You however, are the one who needs a reality check.
It's your fault she's like this, or your parents...
She needs a diet, she must have lost so much mobility, can she even see her feet?
You've spoiled her to within an inch of her health and you should be so ashamed. Have you been feeding her deep fried pizzas?
Poor Luna. Get her on a healthy diet asap, ignore her pleadings, because her being this weight is a medical issue now.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Half a cup of butter maybe 🤷♀️
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2024-26-07
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I wanted to partake in the roast, but she already looks burnt
Jfc those eyes in the second picture are adorable
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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It can be if they mau for food even after having eaten their portion. My Athena can be absolutely *relentless* but I don't give in.
She wants to be fat, I won't let her lol, she still gets plenty of treats and her vet said she's doing well, and to keep distracting her when her mouth gets bored.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Good, unhealthy cats aren't cute.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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No. You should be roasted for letting that poor kitty get so big.
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2024-26-07
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She needs to not be free fed
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Bread
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2024-26-07
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Do people take joy out of over feeding their pets?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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She looks overproofed.
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2024-26-07
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Luna looks hungry. ☹️
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2024-26-07
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She doesn’t fit but she still sits
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2024-26-07
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Does Luna have a self feeder? We had one for our cat and had to take it away because she wouldn’t stop eating and got fat. She lost the weight but had loose skin hanging like cow udders after that.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Please put Luna on a diet.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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You need to seriously put her on a diet- it’s not her fault and she’s not feeding herself- it’s not easy but losing weight is never easy
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Oh lawd she a chonker
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Chubby Cutie, hard to roast that sweet face
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2024-26-07
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😹😹😹
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Count k calories. The amounts on the bag are literally wrong. The vet can help you with this. The yearly check ups would have advised of this already tho, assuming that actually happens.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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They’d mail you to Timbuktu if they could afford the postage.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Gurl, the one who needs the reality check, is you. 😭 No shame, but like is your chunky princess on a diet? If not, please get her on one.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Exactly this. The OP is irresponsible for not helping this baby manage a proper weight. If it's a genetic or hormonal issue, all the more to get the proper care for this sweet furball.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I took in a stray who was underweight. Within months, her wait almost doubled from eight pounds to a little over fifteen. Her vet coached me through a weight loss regimen for her. He suggested that, if I wanted to try to teach her any tricks, treats would be extra effective as an incentive.
She turned out to be very eager to learn, and I got her doing all kinds of weird shit that was funny, adorable or both. I trained her to creep up on anyone using a pencil or pen and try to swat at it, which kept me from being bored when my girlfriend was doing the Sunday crossword.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Fatass
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Damn she looks like she has an owner who doesn’t give a shit about her health.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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What a pretty girl!
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2024-26-07
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