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Luna looks like she's here for a good time, not a long time.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Pretty kitty is neat,
But obese isn't sweet.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Luna is so big she block the sun!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Luna needs weight watchers...
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Your cat needs a fucking diet before she croaks due to heart failure. Please do better and get her on less food and exercising more! This is genuinely unhealthy for her and WILL kill her.
This cat shouldn’t be the size of my regular sized pillow or TV tray. (And the cat isn’t the one needing a reality check😭💀)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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She’d die of heart failure first. Which is even more upsetting bc Luna looks like such a sweet girl who 100% deserves better. Heart failure is a HUGE factor in cats, especially when they are obese like this good kitty.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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This! Please!
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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They should add info that this was pre done.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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She's not a loaf, she's a bakery .
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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A future competitor on 'The Biggest Loser: Cats Edition'.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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What a chonky chonk
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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My 600 Pound Life: Cat Edition. Coming soon to Animal Planet
Luna's Story
When I was 8 weeks old, my dad took off and left us. Ran off with the stray calico down on 53rd. Just left us. And my brother was put down. And a truck ran over my sister . My man just left me like my ol man! Took all the cat treats! Yup! Life's a bitch and before ya know it You're inhaling multiple bags of Temptations every day and you don't fit in your favorite box anymore. My human supplies them.
Vet version of Dr. Now: Luna you can't keep blaming your human and expect to lose weight!
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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She has over proofed….
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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She's too fat
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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They need more than a reality check they need to be checked into Doctor Now.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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So I'm gonna be real with you, this weight on a cat is hard to fix, but I know you want to keep your lovely fur baby. This level of fat is unfortunately extremely dangerous to her. Please take her to the vet and come up with a dechonking plan
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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She needs a salad.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Somebody needs a diet.
Cats take after their owners after all...
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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She needs a doctor check
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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If you go further down in this sub, you will see that OP states these are pre diet pictures. The reality check is because Luna doesn't like her new diet food....
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Pretty soona, Luna gonna regret that last semi 🚚 of tuna.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Luna eclipses the sun at that size
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I guess people don't know how to read. Or at least not thoroughly. In the comments, OP states these are pre diet pictures. They have Luna on a diet. The reality check is that Luna hates her diet...
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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r/chonkers
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Luna appears to be made of lard. She probably had to be airlifted onto that couch.
But seriously... Take your cat to the vet and get her on a weight loss plan. You're killing her.
Start with the vet because it could be a medical issue like hypothyroidism. You also need to make sure she doesn't have diabetes or any other weight related issues. Then the vet will help you determine how much you should be feeding her and what her goal weight is.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I hate you so much that I love you for this.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Luna needs a treadmill or a swimming pool.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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👏 👏 👏
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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That was good
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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No one's going to read through 480 comments. Any relevant information should be in the post.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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This baby is rectangular. I love her, but she needs to get healthy. I wish you the best of luck and hope she doesn’t eat you in your sleep.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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If she isn't losing weight, she isn't on the right diet. Weight loss is the same for any species. More calories out than in. Play with her a ton, feed her less, no kibble, no free feeding. Unless there's a medical issue causing her to retain weight, that plan will work every time.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I looked at their replies. Op states the cat is on a diet and these are her prediet photos. No idea if OP let the cat get that fat or if they adopted her that way.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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That means kibble. Kibble is terrible for weight loss and their health in general. She will also always be hungry because kibble doesn't satiate them. She needs wet or raw food.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Luna loaf 🍞
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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She’s passed the football phase and gone straight for cinderblock.
As the owner of several fat cats that I’m trying to get back to a healthy baseline, daily playtime and portion control make all the difference for a cinderblock kitty
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I did. So. That is not true... But I understand. Next, maybe OP will. Only one or two comments were actually trying to help OP find a solution.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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If you have a scale, weigh her. It can help you gauge if weight loss is working.
Is it possible to get another cat so they can play together.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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She’s got the sweetest face tho omg 🥺
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I think your cat bread got overproofed.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Cat vaguely looks like a meatloaf.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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She so chonky 😍
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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At least op is getting her some help.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Was the box in the first pic intact before she sat on it?
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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You sir, are a loaf
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Wow . now THAT is a chunky chonker !! ❤️
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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playing in the box her Ozempic just got delivered in.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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That is not a cat that is a loaf of bread
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I want to give her all the pats
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Y'all added so much yeast and butter to the loaf that it became a bakery 😭💀
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Rotisserie
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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A cat won't get fat on two level bowls a day of decent nutritious food, theres not a lot of justification to be had.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Did you name her Luna because she ate the moon?
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Big boss energy! 🥰
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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She looks like the bakers dozen and then some!
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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r/AbsoluteUnits
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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No really..???
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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How did your kitty get so darn fat?
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Fat Friends 💕
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Is it me, or does this Amazon Box look fat on me?
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I'm fluffy not fat.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Oh dear, fitting name I suppose, both be rotund
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I now know where my Doordash orders have ended up.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Luna is perfect
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Oh shit. Those comments weren’t there when I made mine
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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big
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Oh, Luna! Oh dear!
You are a rotund kitty
You need a diet.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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We had to put our rescue down after she got pancreatitis. She was overweight when we adopted her and it wasn't long before she was diagnosed with diabeties. We had to give her insulin 2x a day, and check her sugar multiple times a day, this consisted of pricking her ear with a lancet. the tips of her ears would get bruised. Insulin went into the nape of her neck. Then when she started vomiting and refused to eat, we have to give her fluid subcutaneous 2x a day .. she never was able to bounce back. and we had to put her down 2 days later. Please op, please talk to a vet about putting this kitty on a diet .. 😔
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Why does everyone name their pet “Luna” so unoriginal
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I know 4 fat cats and Luna is 3 of them.
I also had an obese cat, she 20 when she passed.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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The owner needs a reality check.
Your cat will DIE if you keep overfeeding it like this.
Your cat is struggling to breathe and it's organs are likely shutting down .
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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What? Is she feeding for 60?
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Luna leaves the room but her shadow takes 3 business days to disappear
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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That’s a Full Moon Luna.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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That is a stick of butter with a cat head
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Looks like luna's humans need a reality check of proper diet, exercise, and pet care. And a trip to the vet ASAP.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Sorry. Can’t roast her. She’s a beauty.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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That's too much.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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She is very cute 😭 she’ll still be cute at a healthy weight too though 🧡
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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You’re killing that cat. 😞
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Now available in Chonk™ flavor.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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No. Call out terrible owners who grossly overfeed their pets. It's indefensible.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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A reality check and a reduced calorie diet.... damn.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Put your cat on a diet for lord's sake
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Love her smile. :)
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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I think she was overproofed
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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No you need to diet your cat and stop over feeding
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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So many neglectful owners outing themselves here it's staring to look like r/ragebait. You can't expect people not to be mad when you post an obese cat with no context. We don't know if they're on a diet or not.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Luna needs to go on a diet!
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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obense
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She would feel so much better if she was thinner. Good quality wet food, few to no treats.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Luna needs exercise.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She’s so adorable!!!! Hahahaha!! First box had me laughing. The second box with her cute chin resting on the box lid is 👌🔥!!!! 😂
📦
Ok ok ok, here’s my roast:
*Ahem* Luna, you climbed inside the box and it bursted at the seams
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Please take your cat to the vet so you can work on getting them healthier and happier!
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Low key calling Luna a fat chubby chub 🥹😂
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Because she has gravitational force similar to the moon 🌙
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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This is Luna, “if it fits, it sits” doesn’t apply to her because she doesn’t fit in a lot of places
*”she fat” for those of you who prefer a quicker punchline
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I mean, there *is* a cat to roast, but ain’t nobody got a grill large enough.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Shes so c h o n k
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She looks like she makes epic eclipses 🌑
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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