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Do they do a slimming world for cats?
(She’s the cutest little bean ever)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Is that one cat or two? I only see one head, but that is definitely two cats worth of body!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I can’t tell if they’re trolling or being willfully ignorant. Either way it’s a lost cause and not worth the effort to engage.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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This hit me hard
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She's the whole moon
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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No but maybe the OP needs a reality check if they don’t want their cats life cut short from diabetes. She’s needs a diet. Allowing your pet to be this overweight is animal abuse.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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That bread loaf tore that box apart
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Oh what a cutie hello you gorgeous ball of love, your not fat you are just full of love. Sooo sweet❤️🐾❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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i don’t think keeping your pets healthy is being an “animal activist extremist”
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Give the cat to someone who will actually care for it.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I think you need the reality check. Cannot health
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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If you have time to sit here and read through 500 comments, You might want to reevaluate your life.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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The first photo is me after a long week. 😅🥹 so cuuute
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I opened the comments and the first thing I saw was an ad for women's weight loss supplements. I think that's all I need to say about Luna.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Goddamn shes as big as the moon😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Chonkmeister.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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An absolute unit
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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so cute
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Her current weight is not conducive to a long life
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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YoU MiGhT WaNt tO rEeVaLuAtE yOuR liFe.... All I was saying was that people were being rude. OP explained the situation. If you wanna be immature, your whole life, by all means, goes right ahead. But try not to be a booty hole your whole life? Goodnight. I have some reevaluation to do. 🫠
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Nerd
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She's not fat. She's zaftig and big boned. 🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Luna needs a diet
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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the only one who needs a reality check is the owner ffs
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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loaf loaf loaf loaf PHAT LOAF!! omg so CUTE!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Luna believes YOU need a reality check!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I don't think it's just baby fat anymore. :(
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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that’s a mega chonk right there, but jokes aside help her lose some weight!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She thicc
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Well this *is* reddit
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Loona looks like my horse
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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And imo posting things like this cooing at how cute their obese cat is, is harmful
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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i just know she can’t lick her own ass
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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That face is ridiculous. Ridiculously lovely.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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That's a meatloaf. You need a reality check.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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If she were launched into space, she’d knock the Moon off its orbit and take its place.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I would die for her tbh
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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r/catloaf
r/catsinboxes
r/chonkers
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Thank you for proving some people can still read.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She needs more than a reality check. She needs a diet check.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Lunas so fat even Dora can’t explore her.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I can see why that box is flattened. She couldn't fit in it anymore, and it just busted open one day.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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This is the way.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Underrated comment right here!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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What a beauty!!!! 😍😍😍
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Big ol' fat-ass cat, do some laps (I'm sry I really don't mean it plz I promise)
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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You need a reality check stop feeding your cat so much
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Luna looks like a ball of dough after its rest in a warm spot.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Poor thing, she's obese
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I think her owner does. Unless she's the one who purchases her own food.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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💀
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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You should rename her Ganymede.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Forget loafing, Luna looks like she ate the damn loaf.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I think the owner is actually the one who needs a wakeup call here
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Cats don’t just feed themselves, the owner feeds the cat so I think the owner needs the reality check
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Are you allowing this cat to get the spot is actively killing her. That’s the roast. She will not live long.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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You are actively killing your cat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Poor baby. Please help her lose weight.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Maybe Luna's mom needs a reality check? As much as it is difficult to refrain from those extra snacks, it also leads to killing with kindness.
We have a shy girl who only comes out of hiding for food. Her response time to the sound to the crinkle of the treat bag surely beats records. haha
Then there is the Vet visit. He scould us for not realizing we were "killing her with kindness." He got our attention, and now she is mad at us for holding back the treats. We really love her, and hopefully, we can enjoy her a little longer. Good luck! 😺 💞 🫶
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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No, she needs liposuction
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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If cats played DnD she'd be the tank.
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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What she needs is a diet and that's not HER fault
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Can I get a fatttt cat
*meow meow*
*Insert wheeze here*
(If u know what this is from ur a legend)
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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it’s abuse.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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perfect? that cat is in danger because of its weight and it’s perfect?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Putin has conferences at smaller tables
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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🎶Luna, big and round like the moon-a🎶
Thank you, I’ll be here all week! Tip your waiters.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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that cat is overweight and is being abused
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She could, but that would cut into her time channeling a log for relaxation.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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what an adorable tub of lard lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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So, who is your enabler? There is no protein in mashed potatoes.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Luna Lasagna
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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With certain health conditions they will. My elderly cat gained a lot of weight fast near the end because her body stopped getting rid of excess nutrients.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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That first image is what happened to me when I used too small of a container for my sourdough starter.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She needs a diet is what she needs. Also some exercise wouldn’t hurt too bad
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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If Wilford Brimley's diabetes was a cat.
Edit: sorry, diabeetus
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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You need to stop feeding her so much. This is not cute
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Not a roast, but hopefully helpful suggestion. Putting your cats food and water up higher (window seat) so they have to jump up to get it, and putting their litter box in a bathtub or something similar (again so they jump up and down to use it) helps get regular exercise. Find some toys your cat loves, and really engage for at least 30minutes a day. If she’s friendly, get a kitten to keep her on her toes. And of course, no more snacks and give her a specific amount of food a day in her bowl. Good luck.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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she looks like a meatloaf
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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What she needs is a diet.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Queens like Luna do not need to see their feet when they have humans to carry them around.
Although she must get heavy to carry after a while.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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That’s my dream sub
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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To be fair, I have a cat that gets bigger when we put him on a diet and he also hid the diet food we got him in my daughters Ugg boots to make it look like he had eaten it. It was hilarious. Now we’ve tried portion control and forcing him to exercise. We’ve gone through two rounds of testing to see why he can’t lose weight and we have a third one coming, but they’re running out of things to test for. We started wondering if he was sneaking food somehow. It’s possible that my daughter feeds him more than she claims but I doubt it since she’s pretty adamant about him losing weight.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I think most cat owners free feed actually. Cats are just like humans in that some will overeat if they can. Some do gain weight more easily too, but usually it’s just eating too much, and owners need to carefully measure food and not overfeed or give too many treats.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Some humans eat whatever they want and stay at a healthy weight too.
Just like some humans, some cats cannot stop themselves from overeating, whether it’s because they don’t get the brain signals that tell them they’re full or eating is just too enjoyable, or they have a condition.
But unlike humans, cats do not understand diets and weight loss, so cats need their humans to help them.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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There’s a difference between a little extra chub and being FAT or obese. For humans and cats.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Yes so you give them the food they will eat and use portion control.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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This is it. My daughter’s cat is fat and we started giving him the amount it said on the bag slightly reduced to create a calorie deficit. He still gained. But he just lays on her bed all day. So we started forcing him to exercise and it’s helping a little bit. Diet is usually more important to weight than exercise but that’s not always the case if the cat is super sedentary.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Sorry, but clearly, you need the reality check. This cat is obese and is suffering. Please stop being so selfish and help this poor animal. This is abuse.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Luna is a beautiful loaf!! 😻🍞
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Fatty
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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"WHOA, when did you go grocery shopping and buy all this junk food, My Darling Cat??"
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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If she isn’t losing weight, something is wrong. Maybe the diet isn’t correct. Could even be a disease or something. A lot of possibilities. I would really recommend you take her to the vet. Good that you’re dieting her though, you definitely do care and you’re already doing more than many others would. I’m glad she seems to still have a lot of mobility.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Absolute unit. That is all.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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How can we, Luna already got the Roast.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Omg so cute🧡🤎❤️🤍💛💛💛
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r/roastmycat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Awe
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Luna is a whole eclipse😄 She's so cute!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Aptly named. Not quite full, but maybe waxing gibbous?
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2024-27-07
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