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She don’t fit
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2024-28-07
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Beautiful girl
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2024-28-07
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Yeah. A reality check that her owner is trying to kill her with the extra meal portions
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2024-28-07
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This is kinda your fault as an owner bro... like that's really unhealthy for the caak
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2024-28-07
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She doesn't just need a reality check, she needs a scale and a dietician🙄🙄
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2024-28-07
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Luna's name should be Tuna
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Your cat needs help. You, op, need the reality check. It's not cute or funny when you're obviously overfeeding her. It's not hard to have healthy animals.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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She looks happy let her be
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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This ain't a car
This a T R U C K
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Dear Luna,
Frosting is not a Whole Foods.
Sorry XOXO
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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That is a large cat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Luna looks like sea lion who identifies as a cat.
On another note and with no ill intent- please help Luna by getting her to a vet for a weight loss plan. As much as she's fat and happy now, she will be fat, in pain, and dying an uncomfortable death from heart disease and difficulty breathing.
I'm sure that you want the best for Luna & living/eating healthy is what that entails... (see what I did there?)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Looks just like my cat! 😍🥺
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Poor Baby!! Broke her box (by accident, I’m sure)!! This little Luna should not be roasted as she is just a big-boned gurl. Leave her alone!!! Hugs & kisses to Luna!!😻
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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That box photo is over the top cute!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Do you kno Luna personally? Have you seen her in real life? Did you kno she can climb to the top bunk on a ladder? Did you kno these are pre diet photos? Hmm what DO you kno about the true Luna? Did you kno she can catch flys outa the air and eat them? Do you see the love in her eyes in the 4th photo? People seem to think they know a lot about me and my cat but they don’t seem to know much at all….. this post has so many upvotes because the cat herself is a very top notch very rare genetic type of cat who is just a gigantic cat. She’s very happy and very loved and is on a diet that she hates… hence why she needs the reality check. Thank you for your love for Luna but she is doing just fine being her normal chonky self. Look up photos of fat cats and then look at Luna. They don’t match up
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2024-28-07
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Ah I'm so sorry! I didn't see the little dot dot dot things at the bottom of the image😭 ! Good on you tho for putting the cat on a diet! Again I'm so sorry I really only thought there was one image! Please accept my apologies and make sure to keep Luna healthy!
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2024-28-07
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She’s the best loaf she can be.
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2024-28-07
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She just got her first shot of ozempic and was trying to fit into her old box 😔📦
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Lol it’s okay bro! Look at the comments! I had to stand up for my girl at some point lol sorry it had to be you! Plus I shoulda said the diet thing in the caption but I didn’t… oh well
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2024-28-07
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This made me cackle! 😂😂😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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A cat should never become this big and 99% of the time it’s because of a shit owner. You’re the only one who needs a reality check.
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2024-28-07
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L0rge McHuge
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2024-28-07
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I’ll roast you for gettin her like that lmfao
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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You need a reality check and stop feeding your cat so much!
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2024-28-07
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Luna you are fatter than the moon itself 🚬🗿
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2024-28-07
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I know 5 fat cats and she’s 4 of them
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2024-28-07
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Is her name Luna cause she's as big as the Moon?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Me too Luna, me too.
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2024-28-07
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I think Luna's human needs to buy her larger boxes.
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2024-28-07
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She needs weight watchers
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2024-28-07
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Ooohh she fat, and purrfect
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2024-28-07
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Even if it don’t fits, she sits.
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2024-28-07
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Luna looks like she needs a new home since her current owner should be arrested for animal cruelty.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Holy savior complex batman!
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2024-28-07
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Dude, stop the attempted justification of animal abuse.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Oh lawd, she comin'. Heckin' chonker. When she sits around the catio, she *sits around the catio*.
Anyway: might I suggest one of those slow-feeders? Maybe one with a strategy game?
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2024-28-07
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She looks like after one too many more treats, she's gonna pop. (That box is crying for mercy fs, but please get this cat help, start a diet for her and help her get excercise, btw correct me if I spelled that wrong!)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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My cat is hyperthyroid (managed) and weighs seven pounds (her low before diagnosis was four). My mom's cat is arthritic, fairly inactive as a result, and about as big as Luna here. (Both are super-seniors.) They both eat about the same amount; in fact, my cat will steal food from my mom's cat given the opportunity.
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2024-28-07
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Ahh fresh out of the oven. What a good loaf 🍞
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2024-28-07
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Not true. My mom's cat has always eaten high quality food and has her food measured meticulously, with minimal *healthy* treats, and is still huge.
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2024-28-07
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Luna's last pic says, "I'm not listeniiiiing"
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2024-28-07
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She doesn't need to chase mice. They get caught in orbit.
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2024-28-07
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That last picture shows Luna is a genuine hapicat with the big smile.❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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named luna because she ate the moon, i assume?
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2024-28-07
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Part of why sphynx have a high metabolism is they are usually very active. One way to help a lazy cat to lose weight is to make them work for their food. There are great products out there for this.
Another thing that helps is interactive toys (wand toys). It can take time for you to find what kind of "prey" they like-mice, feathers, etc. Jackson Galaxy has some great youtube videos on getting lazy cats to play.
Going for walks helps too. Leash training takes time and a ton of patience. If your sphynx likes water, swimming is great exercise.
Finally, go to the vet and tell the. You are concerned about his weight. If you've already been, go to a different vet. Find out how many calories you need to feed for healthy weight loss and stick to it. Check for thyroid issues as it can cause weight gain. Joint issues or pain can look like laziness. Good luck!
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2024-28-07
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That looks like me trying to get into my skinny jeans.
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2024-28-07
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Don’t you know to never ask a girl if she’s pregnant - ever?
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2024-28-07
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Fat cat
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2024-28-07
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Awee she looks soooo fat and happy though lol 💜💜
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2024-28-07
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I realized my dude was starting to get kinda fat. I was giving him a half a can of wet food in the morning and two scoops of cat food at night. I cut his dry food down to one scoop and he hasn't really seemed to notice. I was giving him so much at night cause he grazes his dry food and I kind of didn't realize just how much it was I was giving him. When we found him he was 2 years old and weighted 3 pounds. I just never adjusted his food back down after he got to be normal cat sized.
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2024-28-07
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She’s happy! Leave her alone🥺
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2024-28-07
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She needs to meet Jenny Craig like yesterday
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2024-28-07
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Take it easy , all you gotta do is get a mirror and you will be able to see your feet 👍🏽
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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There aren’t enough realities to hold that chonky cat >.<
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2024-28-07
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Me too Luna me too
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2024-28-07
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Pls put her on a diet. She’s going to develop a gravitational pull and things will start orbiting around her.
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2024-28-07
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She doesn't need a reality check. She needs an owner that doesn't overfeed her. She'll get a few more good years of life if she's at a healthy weight.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Luna loaf 🤣❤️
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2024-28-07
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Sir that is a loaf of bread. I see no cat here
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2024-28-07
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She's so big and chonky ❤️❤️❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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That little sweet potato 🥰
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Luna's *humans* need a reality check
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2024-28-07
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This is one of those times where I just wish so badly that cats could be fat and healthy.. because she is just the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. I hope she gets better tho, I’m sure she’s still cute while healthy 💜
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2024-28-07
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She looks so happy and sweet I love her!!
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2024-28-07
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Luna, no sits. It clearly doesn't fit.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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You let your loaf rise a bit too much
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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I cannot roast Luna, for she has already eaten eet, along weeth all zee mahsh potahto, zee...how you say...green benz, and also ze entire apper pie weez ice cream.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Didn’t drake said he like his girls BBW?
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2024-28-07
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What she needs is to be snuggled on like a kitty kitty pillow. She is precious.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Purrrrfect at every size
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2024-28-07
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Poor baby!
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2024-28-07
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Tbf it’s normally the owners fault that their cat is obese, so maybe Luna doesn’t deserve it, but obviously I don’t know the whole story
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2024-28-07
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I think she just needs a new box
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2024-28-07
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We had to put Victoria to sleep at 23 years old. She was a super, super senior. She gained maybe 4 pounds near the end.
Muffin is an extremely active cat, and a mouser, so she’s outdoors a lot. She needs to stop bringing half dead mice into my house when they can still run away though.
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2024-28-07
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Yeah, I had an overweight dog who just recently lost a lot of weight she seems so much happier and lively now. Pets who are overweight truly do so much better physically and mentally after losing the weight
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2024-28-07
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I don’t know what she is feeding her, but a wet food diet may help. I watch Jackson Galaxy’s videos on YouTube. He has some great info.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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That first pic😂. If you haven’t seen Jackson Galaxy on YouTube yet, check his videos out. Putting your cat on an all wet food diet or a raw food diet will help her lose weight. And good luck!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Damn that is a GIRTHY cat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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I know about him, he's great!
She's struggled with weight since she was very young, and also has skin issues. She's been on prescription food from the vet most of her life, both wet and dry. Some kitties just tend towards the bigger side, just like people. Obviously you should always do your best to provide the healthiest lifestyle possible, but sometimes that's just how it is.
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2024-28-07
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Agreed 100%.
I’ve cared for many cats, both pets and strays/ferals, and hands down cats that existed outdoors were always fit or underweight depending on circumstances.
Well… except for my grandparents’ cat. That guy would plop down and cause an 8.8 earthquake LOL. Must be how he kept vermin away.
Cats that were strictly indoors *and sedentary* seemed to be more likely to easily gain and maintain excess weight.
One of my friends had an obese cat. Their vet gave them multiple suggestions, I know for a fact they tried their best to follow through, but their cat just couldn’t give a shit lol. So vet was like, “Welp. I suggest this brand. No treats. Do your best to keep them as healthy as possible. I hope you’re aware excess weight will affect their health. Good luck.” Apparently vet had a few cats of their own, so they understood the “stubbornness.”
Friend was able to get cat to lose some weight which was a huge victory, but by that time cat was already getting older and they had to put their cat down due to health reasons. It just wasn’t good…
I’m very lucky I got my cat as a kitten, so I’ve been very strict about the food they get, calorie amount, carefully considering amount of treats, trying my best to exercise, etc… because they’re an indoor only cat they don’t get as much exercise. Gotta try your best and work closely with your vet. Definitely not easy. I can’t judge at all.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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I think Luna’s owners need a reality check.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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That's sad
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2024-28-07
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Luna the good chicken. 10/10, would snug and feed her more snackies.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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She no fits. But she still sits
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2024-28-07
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She’s really cute. I have 2 tuxes. I had to buy robot feeders as one of my kitties is a chonk. He is not happy with it at all but it appears to help him lose weight
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Yep, unfortunately Luna’s owner is the one in need of a reality check. She’s adorable but this is not healthy. She absolutely needs weight loss
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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She’s living a good life leave her alone
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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A lot of people overestimate how much food cats need every day. I was one of those people when I got my first cat! My cat isn’t the most active but a reduction in her food was what was necessary for my cat to lose weight. But you’re right that there are health conditions that can cause weight gain and a visit to the vet is never a bad idea
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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2 expensive shots a day!! Also on top of the baseline risk of an overweight cat developing diabetes, this risk is increased if the cat ever needs to be prescribed steroids for another health issue
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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I work in veterinary medicine. I have seen lots of cats that are just “genetically big”. They don’t look like this. I’ve seen lots of overweight cats. They do look like this. She might be a big cat, but at least in these pics you’ve posted of her, she is also overweight. I’m glad she’s on a diet, but you can’t fault people for being concerned. Obesity can cause a massive amount of health issues, many of which lead to a premature death. I’m glad she’s on a diet! You’re doing the right thing! But nobody can tell from the post since you didn’t include it in the caption, and unfortunately there are a lot of people in this world who think their cats being overweight is funny and cute and never do anything to fix it
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Some cats overeat as well. Mine was free fed and got extremely chunky and now I’m doing the agonizing process of food reduction to loose weight. He goes to the vet soon for a more detailed plan but it’s not exactly easy.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Luna heard length or width? And said yes.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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How big are your bowls?
Most healthy weight cats shouldn’t exceed half a cup of dry kibble a day, a healthy weight cat that is 13 or 15 pounds and is not overweight can eat 3/4 of a cup a day, but honestly, depending on the size of your bowls…two level bowls is way over feeding a cat
Source: veterinary nurse that works alongside a veterinary nutritionist
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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People are so mean in this comment section and it makes me sad. You don’t know the situation so stop roasting OP!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Op please consider a diet for your cat, that is not cute at all.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Cats tend to get hyperthyroid (like your kitty) not hypothyroid. So this cat being overweight is most likely not from an endocrine disorder. Most likely from arthritis if it is a health issue (assuming he isn’t overweight from being improperly fed)…just like your moms kitty.
People need to stop judging OP. Unless someone has the cat’s medical history IN THEIR HAND, they have no clue what they are talking about (me included, which is why my speculations are hypothetical)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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1/2 c daily is the standard recommendation from AAFCO
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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You’re abusing your animal
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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OP said that Luna is on a diet and not liking the low-calorie food.
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2024-28-07
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