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I'm not going to roast your cat, rather you for letting your cat get so overweight/unhealthy. This is 100% on you as the owner for not properly taking care of your cat. Your cat needs to lose weight, and if you were regularly taking your cat to the vet as you should, the vet would absolutely be telling you the same thing every time you step foot in their office. This is animal abuse.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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i think she needs weight loss
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2024-28-07
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Yes! Not disagreeing with that amount or anything stated by professionals, just saying that not everyone does that research, and unfortunately (at least where I live) a super common myth is that cats can self regulate if you just fill up a bowl and let them free feed. I’ve also met people who say that that amount just looks too small to them!
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2024-28-07
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I agree 100%. I have 1 cat that can self regulate. All of my others would eat themselves into oblivion if given the chance lol
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2024-28-07
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Some can for sure! But lots of cats are little gluttons!!! Never gave my second cat the opportunity to try self regulating but knowing him he’d probably be even worse than my first lol
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2024-29-07
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An actual cat loaf
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2024-29-07
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Luna looks like she has to roll over to stand up.
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2024-29-07
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Her nickname must be Pillsbury! But I could definitely cuddle the little biscuit! 🌷
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2024-29-07
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oh my god…that poor baby. OP you should be ashamed of yourself. YOU need a reality check. this is abuse. this is not just some cute chunky cat, that is a severely overweight cat.
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2024-29-07
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No more french fries gat damn
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2024-29-07
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Luna needs to hit the gym asap
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2024-29-07
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Luna needs a treadmill....jk she's a cute chunk
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2024-29-07
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Chonky loaf
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2024-29-07
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I know this is the exact opposite of this subreddit but the second picture has my entire heart
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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So when you opened the box, did it sound like a can of biscuits opening? Does she carry around her own can opener, and that used to be a months supply of food? I can't get past the first picture it's too heavy.
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2024-29-07
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Luna doesnt loaf. She potatoes.
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2024-29-07
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Really?
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2024-29-07
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Luna just like me
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2024-29-07
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😅🤣😂
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2024-29-07
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😭😍
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2024-29-07
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Look like she was shooken out of a spam can
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2024-29-07
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No she doesn't. She fit. She sit. Obviously the box had some structural malfunction outside of her control.
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2024-29-07
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You need the reality check, not your cat. You are killing your cat. Get it to lose some fkn weight
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2024-29-07
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My sister's cat is about that size, and they have to wipe her butt for her.
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2024-29-07
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That’s a chonk
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2024-29-07
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I like pillows, but luna's got them built tf in
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2024-29-07
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Luna is fresh out of an Italian bakery.
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2024-29-07
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oh god-
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2024-29-07
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I love Luna so much that I gave you an award (free one 😅). Please give Luna scritches for me!
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2024-29-07
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What a peculiar loaf of bread this is 😂
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2024-29-07
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Proud of you for putting her on a diet. Stick to it. I did with my cat and she is so much happier since getting to a healthy weight.
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2024-29-07
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SILLY FATTY
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2024-29-07
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Luna you are fine just the way you are and you’re gonna give out more Lovins and you’re gonna be the perfect size for the winter time because you’re gonna be a perfect size heater for your human and give off a lot more warmth so don’t let anyone shame you for who you are and for your size cause you’re just perfect the way you are just a little chunky baby give me a little love taps on the bottom quarters gently pinch those little chubby cheeks
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2024-29-07
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There are layers to the abuse.
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2024-29-07
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happy cake day 🍰
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2024-29-07
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A blob with a head on it.
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2024-29-07
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She’s awful smug for a being whose main occupations are loafing & meowing.
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2024-29-07
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Luna’s humans need one too she’s not getting that food herself. Po baby
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2024-29-07
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OP.... if you love your fur baby, you need to get her healthier. Poor Luna 😔
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2024-29-07
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That there is one big loaf of bread.
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2024-29-07
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Oh she is beautiful 😻✨😻
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2024-29-07
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Aww I ❤️her
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2024-29-07
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Luna look like SHE will give you that reality check🥲
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2024-29-07
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Luna ate alllllllll the tuna!!!!
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2024-29-07
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That's not a cat, it's a footstool.
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2024-29-07
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Thank you! 🥰
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2024-29-07
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Happy Thanksgiving beautiful Luna!!!!😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
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2024-29-07
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She looks like my cat!
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2024-29-07
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I don’t get what putting a cat on a “diet” means. Their “diet” should be scheduled meals and some wet food daily.
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2024-29-07
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This is our cat, WP. Now he seems to have some neurological issues and can't smell his food, so he's dropped weight. I'd take back my old guy any time.
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2024-29-07
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Regardless if I fits or not - I sits.
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2024-29-07
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I’ll just let the Ozempic ad I got right under this post do all the talking
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2024-29-07
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She needs an owner to stop overfeeding her.
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2024-29-07
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Oh my goodness. This just brought a tear to my eye. She is so cute... She looks so much like our Joseph who we had to let cross over the rainbow bridge earlier this year. 😭 He had a very large tumor on his chest(the largest the vet had ever seen)that was pushing on his trachea and carotid artery as well as a large tumor in his stomach. He also was an "Oh Lawd, He Comin'!" Chonker 😭🤣 I recommend switching to wet food for her. Use only a third of a can that you turn into a slurry. The extra water will make her feel fuller despite a smaller portion. This is what the vet had us do for Joseph when he was 30.1 Lbs. We got him down to 15.6 Lbs this way. Plus, make sure she doesn't have constant access to food. Scheduled feeding times of breakfast and dinner. You may have to hide all your bread like we had to for years 🤣🤣🤣 I don't mind sharing the tips we got from the vet and things we did to help Joseph lose weight if you want to message me. :)
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2024-29-07
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Also, to those that will probably jump on me about him being 15 lbs, Joseph was also part Maine Coon. His paws were big enough to fill my palm. He was a big boy as it was without all his fat being included. 15 lbs was pretty close to a healthy weight for him. We couldn't get him to shake the last 2 to 3 lbs we wanted him to before we found out about him having cancer. 😞 each breed of cat(and dog!)all have healthy weights specific to them believe it or not!
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2024-29-07
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I'm sorry you're going through that with WP. It's a whole lot harder to fix a cat undereating than overeating, and that situation isn't a poor reflection of you as an owner. I hope he's still enjoying every other area of life with you.
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2024-29-07
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Chonnnnnk cutie
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2024-29-07
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Why does it look like Luna absolutely obliterated that first box by lying in it 😂
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2024-29-07
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Nah she will bend the check into a cross
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2024-29-07
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Luna honey you are GORGEOUS! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!
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2024-29-07
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This is straight abuse. YOU need a reality check. An animal has no concept of their weight, they eat what you give them. Educate yourself and learn how to be properly responsible for an animals life.
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2024-29-07
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Luna too plump, so her box go scrump.
Seems like too much batter was in the pan, then the loaf began to rise...
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2024-29-07
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Named Luna because she has her own measurable gravitational pull?
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2024-29-07
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Yall are wild. OP isn't blind, I'm sure she knows that her cat is a thicc girl😂 maybe she needs a diet and exercise, me too- I'm not judging lmao. However she is super cute and looks like she can have quite the attitude lol
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2024-29-07
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Still trying to squeeze into her size 2 jeans from highschool?
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2024-29-07
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You need to put your cat on a diet this is highly irresponsible and being overweight is terrible for their health
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2024-29-07
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My goodness I was going to roast her but she might try to eat herself.
So cute!!
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2024-29-07
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My daughter’s friend adopted a severely overweight, 5yo cat a few months ago. They’ve been working to get his weight down but help didn’t come soon enough. He died in incredible pain last week from a blood clot that was a complication of his obesity.
My heart aches for this cat.
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2024-29-07
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FATTY!!!!
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2024-29-07
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No she’s cute
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2024-29-07
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Beautiful loaf she’s adorable!
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2024-29-07
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Looking at you saying the same thing with her eyes. 😂
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2024-29-07
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What she really needs is a diet.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Are you sure that's a cat and not a loaf of bread?
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2024-29-07
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More like she needs a diet lmao
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2024-29-07
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Chonk!
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2024-29-07
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uh...
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2024-29-07
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Why? She’s a cat she knows she wants the whole house. She’s gorgeous by the way.
Keep doing what you do, Luna .
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2024-29-07
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Do you *SEE* that face??? This girl *is* reality.
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2024-29-07
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Do you take her bowling...lol she a little butterball... but very cute
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2024-29-07
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No roast is possible for that cat.
Now the cat's owner - well that is a whole other story!!!!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Fatty🫵 luna's a little fatty fat fat🫵
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Luna is a pillow pet
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Ummm why does a cat need its butt wiped in the first place?
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2024-29-07
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No - she needs a dietician 😳
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2024-29-07
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This is the Boss Loaf... I don't know if she can be defeated.
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2024-29-07
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Luna is perfection and needs nothing but your loyalty 😌.
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2024-29-07
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I expect to see Luna on r/dechonkers within a few months. This is terrible negligence of your cat, OP. I'd even go so far as to suggest abuse. Luna will die very early if she remains at her current weight. If you intend on saving her from an early departure, I'd get to work.
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2024-29-07
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Burnt rotisserie chicken
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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How about you get a reality check? This is literally animal abuse.
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2024-29-07
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luna is an angel
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2024-29-07
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I’ll adopt her if she needs a home.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Put her on roast-me.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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She’s a chonky chonk girl and I love her.
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2024-30-07
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My bf just said Luna ate a balloon-a 💀🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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My Nyx started to look like a loaf of bread as well since her operation
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2024-30-07
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This girl looks like a potato on 4 toothpicks. 🙀 chubby gato.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Luna, I love your fluffiness but you really need a bigger box!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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luna is a CHONK
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2024-30-07
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Do you wipe your butt after you poop? Same reason. Most cats lick themselves, but she is too fat to reach it.
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