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The Standard Issue longhair as the bedshitter is my guess.
The orange looks so dopey that it would try to shit the bed, fail spectacularly and hit the litter box perfectly. The grey one looks like it wishes it had the orange one’s one brain cell.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Well, one of them seems to go from charming to alarming in seconds...
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2024-26-07
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Dumbass shitting the bed 😭💀🪦
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2024-26-07
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Wait, so the Orange didn't do it? Shock.
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2024-26-07
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I looooove that Noah Kahan album
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2024-26-07
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Aww they’re to cute to roast 😊😁
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2024-26-07
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Big grey looks like the shitter
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2024-26-07
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While the one in the middle looks like it’s daring you to say something about his bed-shitting habits, my instinct tells me it’s the one on the left. He’s got the same derpy look as my own shitter cat.
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2024-26-07
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They all look guilty, but it is between the orange one and the one next to it in the middle...
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2024-26-07
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The red head. Now rename them to Amber Heard.
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2024-26-07
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3 cats together are too powerful...you have no leverage..no chance..just give up xD
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2024-26-07
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I assume the one being flipped off is the offender 😂
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2024-26-07
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That middle one may not be right one (I havent found the answer yet), but lord they got the face of a bed shitter for sure.
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2024-26-07
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I’m gonna guess the tabby. Your flicking them off in anger, and so guilty they had to look away 😂
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2024-26-07
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The red one because my red fatass shat the bed a few timea
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2024-26-07
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Oh shit, I just got a third cat. Am I screwed too?
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2024-26-07
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I’m going with the SIC
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2024-26-07
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Yes, just send me the spare and you'll survive
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2024-26-07
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Eh, I’d rather drown in cats than give one of my stinkin cute jerks away.
I’ll take my chances 😂
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2024-26-07
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Will the real bed shitter please stand up.
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2024-26-07
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I bet you three don’t even have jobs SMH
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2024-26-07
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Tabs doesn't give a fuck about your finger.
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2024-26-07
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Based off of context clues, I’m gonna guess the tabby is the one with the loose bowels
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2024-26-07
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Are you familiar with Darren Kiely? DK2. Dermot Kennedy DK 🔥🔥🎶
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2024-26-07
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With that many floofs, i bet your life is a hairy one
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2024-26-07
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Baby, dummy, and menace?
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2024-26-07
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by the taste
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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Thank you for a blessing of another cat sub
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2024-26-07
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You flipped off the gray one…has to be that one.
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2024-26-07
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😆 🤣
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2024-26-07
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My guess was the orange cat till I saw the third picture
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2024-26-07
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Lol he looked the guiltiness to me and then I saw you flipping him off.
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2024-26-07
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I’m with the one with his back to the camera which is the one being flipped off
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2024-26-07
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They all got a full brain cell when put together
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2024-26-07
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tabby orchestrated the plot. It was Grey Poupon whodunnit.
Orange was observing a piece of lint.
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2024-26-07
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"Dance, dance until you die!"
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2024-26-07
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I could have sworn that the orange four legged roommate used your bed as a cat box
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2024-26-07
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the one named Amber
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2024-26-07
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The one you’re flipping off.
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2024-26-07
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It’s gonna be shat themselves thrice
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2024-26-07
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their names are spikey, fulcrum and nick jonas 🥰
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2024-26-07
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…maybe
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2024-26-07
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… maybe 🫣
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2024-26-07
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i mean… yes
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2024-26-07
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My guess; the one you’re flipping off in picture 3
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2024-27-07
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I knew exactly who the culprit was from the first image - just by that look.
I have lived with a few bed shitting beasts, and this face is screaming "I am not sorry! I am about to get Parisian on you, motherfucker!"
Buy a poncho and goggles
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2024-27-07
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I love it when my cats call a meeting (pic 1) and look offended when I walk by because the meeting purpose was to talk shit about me
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2024-27-07
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The ring leader
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2024-27-07
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Just get two more cats, and when the time comes for a vote there will be so much arguing and bribery that they will fail at their dastardly plot—-be it murder, vomiting way down in your best shoes, or pooping in your bed.
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2024-27-07
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I knew it! The look it’s giving you in the first pic just says “I’ll do it again”
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2024-27-07
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the brown one (also the bed shitter) is definitely on top of the cat hierarchy
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2024-27-07
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Never. It’s a tuxedo cat. They’re damn near perfect 😍
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2024-27-07
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2024-26-07
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He’s a year and change and incredibly sweet. He knows exactly how handsome he is too. (And yes he’s on a diet)
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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Sleeps like a vampire and that crusty nose is narrsty
(I love him!)
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2024-26-07
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Her name is Wren (Wrenny-bear) she’s 2 :3
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2024-26-07
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Void why you pervin
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2024-26-07
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His name is Jinx and he's my loveable lil bastard.
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2024-26-07
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Her name is Stinky and we’ve had her for 4 years. She is Very Stinky™️
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2024-26-07
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Bro is shaped like a baked bean
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2024-26-07
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The last pic reeks of stupidity
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2024-26-07
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Not a single thought behind those eyes...
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2024-26-07
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She’s just here for a fun time. Doesn’t think too much
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2024-26-07
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This is correct
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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Roast my bby
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2024-26-07
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She’s impossible to make eye contact with
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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That green bean toy has more braincells than she does
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2024-26-07
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Had my boi ever since he was literally a few weeks old, and the mom skedaddled. Spoiled and pampered and is now an absolute unit. Have at it.
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2024-26-07
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He should be gentle with his next meal
*im sorry I love him*
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2024-29-07
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2024-26-07
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My guy's so tired he's sprawled out like a prostitute
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2024-26-07
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I bet some people think he tastes like soap.
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2024-26-07
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Cilantro is a soapy dickhead
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2024-26-07
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Cilantro more like Cil-ain't-cho.
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2024-26-07
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I came here to say he tastes like soap but clearly I’m not original
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2024-26-07
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His name is Trip as a triple and he trips 😂❤️ and no, he was not abused or injured. he was born with a malformed leg and it needed to be removed. Love this meatball but do your best!
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2024-26-07
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Help lil bro up, common man
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2024-26-07
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Lol you are supposed to roast him not feel bad. He is handy capable. 😂
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2024-26-07
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Lol sorry I can't help but feel bad, I've had tripod cats before and they're so much work. But completely worth it
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2024-26-07
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Tripod headass
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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shes over 2 yrs old so she can handle it
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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Mud-grips on a boulevard cruiser.
Pathetic.
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2024-26-07
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with those extra fingers, he should be making more biscuits to meet quota
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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This is my four year old indoor outdoor son who loves to eat his foster brother's food. He will wail until he can leave the house everyday to terrorize the blue jay population and drink water from anywhere but a water bowl.
The neighborhood calls him Sheriff because he protects his outdoor friends. He is sweet and loves to roll in dirt before coming inside.
At 4am this morning, he was meowing incessantly after lifting the front screen door to break into the house. He locked eyes with me while peeing in my bf's closet before posing for the first photo and is refusing to leave.
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2024-26-07
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Sheriff by day, home invader by night
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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Looks like she's fainted in shock because someone's been holding back her treats!
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2024-26-07
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That's on brand for her, actually!
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2024-26-07
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Been hitting the catnip a bit too hard, hasn’t she?
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2024-26-07
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Your void also has a little “belly button” patch, phew.
I saw mine’s for the first time the other day and though he was trying to eat his organs out lol
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2024-26-07
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not good for sex
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2024-26-07
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Just run the can opener for a few seconds and watch the dead come back to life
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2024-26-07
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Cutee
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2024-26-07
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