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Cutest Future Murderer I've even seen.
Go forth and kill relentlessly, Madame Bootsy!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Looks like she’s doing an excellent job of judging…will not roast.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Ol beanstalk lookin legs
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She's actually thanking you in her own weird, psycho looking way
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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her paw extension is impressive. no roast here.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Bootsy, don't you know that crew socks are in fashion now? Keep up 😺
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I dunno. I think I agree with Bootsy on this one. She makes a compelling argument.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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…One of these days this bootsy’s going to stretch all over you….
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Omg, I had a Bootsie but a boy! He looks like Puss N Boots. He moved with my ex but we are still friends and he sends me pictures all the time. I kept the other 2 kitties and I send their pics to him as well.
Your Bootsie is adorable!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Sorry, your Bootsy ☺️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Judgey cats will judge.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Daddy long legs lookin ass. Dreased in a tuxedo like she’s about to take those gangly arms to the club.
Fr tho she does look super happy in her new home.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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r/catswithsocks
r/danglers
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Nice tootsies!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She's judging you for not being up to her formal standards, judge the hooman Bootsy! 😻😹
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I love that awesome black body suit! 😁😁
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2024-27-07
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Her front legs are so long she could smack the back of your head and say 'I like your cut G.'
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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One of my cats either hates me or has resting bitch face. I can’t tell which. She’s been with me for seven years
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2024-27-07
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Looks like the female version of my daughter's cat. He thinks he's some kind of stealth ninja.
Look at Bootsy. She thinks she's some kind of badass.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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When are those stilts due back at the party rental place? 🥳🤡
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Seems like you've had it easy, judge away Bootsy!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Well, at least it’s not the 30’s-40’s Germany..
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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We don’t ask a lady about her undergarments now.. come on!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Long ass arms could probably reach the top shelf
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2024-27-07
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She is sizing you up waiting to pounce, more than likely in the morning when you are not ready for the attack. Just like my cat gigi/ Satan.
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2024-27-07
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Sighs and joins another sub
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2024-27-07
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Trying to be all "early 2000's emo" with the black lipstick. Dork!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Bootsy is too cute to roast.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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You have been weighed, you have been measured, you have been found wanting.
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2024-27-07
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r/danglers
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2024-27-07
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You're doomed. She's already taken over. Resistance is futile.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Bootsy is a stretch Armstrong cat, she has every right to judge you!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Leave it. She's a cat...
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Can’t roast. Too cute 🥰
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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What a stunning lady!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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If you look at the first picture, a little funny, his white chest looks like a beard on his face 😭😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Her look says whatcha lookin at
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She said her boots are made for walkin’ all over you and your furniture.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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You’ve got to be kidding me?! New sub unlocked for me! I LOVE IT!! Danglers? Who even thinks these things up? I’m here for it though 😂❤️😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Stank face ass cat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She is waiting for Christmas, already hung her stockings! Give her presents!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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“First of all… I LET you adopt me.. so… yanno…”
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Oi Bootsy, you've got the long legs of a normal healthy cat, not one of those cruelly bred midget legged cats.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Long legged tuxedo Wearing hairy mfr
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I would be the judgement is to awesome!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I think her legs are longer than mine lmao
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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You ain’t fooling nobody with that goatee bootsy.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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For someone named Bootsy she sure can't pull up her boot straps and get a job
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Her wingspan rivals Michael Phelps. Get in the pool Bootsy!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Even her feet tryna get as far away from her as possible
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Not a roast, she's just too cute not to comment. 😍
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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That's a very convincing taxidermy
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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🫣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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But… she wears them so obviously
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Congrats on your new home you bougie bitch ❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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That’s the roast. Put her in the pan.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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I feel like Bootsy just roasted me 5 different ways in both photos.
With that being said, she looks like if darth vader was a cat in marshmallow form and got roasted over an open fire. Except the feetsies <3
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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well, maybe if you gave this sweetheart, every little thing, her heart desires…?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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If she does the rocketship stretches to get picked up,
You could call it the "Bootsy Boosties"
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Ew, Bootsy, why’re your legs so long
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Bootsy you're not judging correctly. You need more disdain.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Excuse me, those are lace gloves made of the finest silk… zoom in!!!
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2024-31-07
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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The dude looks like he hasn’t trimmed his whiskers in months and he looks like he could make the couch collapse in on itself
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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agnes sorel lookin ass one titty out cat
thinks he's so hot
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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The cutest scrotum I've ever seen
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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You have Dobby clothes??!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Dobby seems snobby. And he thinks he's better than everyone (and he's right!)!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Bro needs a boob lift
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Damn, don’t know if I should be awed or jealous at seeing a cat with bigger titties than mine.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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His name may be Dobby but he's a dead ringer for He Who Must Not Be Named 💀 (especially in Pic 1!)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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He looks like the villan in Fury Road
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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HIS MOOBS 🤣
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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The first picture looks like he’s about to drop a sick beat.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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He’s dressed like Jersey Shore
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Looks like "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" at the retirement home.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Santa's little stripper is waiting to flash somebody at the door. 😈
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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he looks like he smells bad
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-26-07
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Dobby looks like he was photoshopped into the first picture
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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He looks like he’d be called p diddy
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Actually he's really helping my self esteem right now. I thought my boobs were starting to sag! Mine look great compared to his!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Snoop cat-ie cat
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Will the real Dobby please stand up?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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He reminds me of 50 cent for some reason
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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It’s a leaky cat!
These guys make me appreciate the fur my four a-holes leave all over the house because it means they’re not leaving oily smegma all over my sheets and rugs
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Solid A cup
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Put this kitty on /redditgetsdrawnbadly and let the roasting take on a new form of art 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Right? Like I have solid A cups but this mother fucker has A cups on the jelly rolls 😔
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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That is the most well dressed ball sack I’ve ever seen
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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He looks like a gay mafia Don who's about to leave a horse head in my bed
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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He looks like Vin Diesel.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Man-boobs kitty.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Dobby, the vulnerable Mob boss!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Haha boobs
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Cat got some titties 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Well, now, you gave Dobby clothes - you done freed him.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Love the judgement face, not a fan of all those wrinkles though.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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This is a ball sack and i cannot in good conscience roast a ball sack 😂😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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