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Can’t roast him… He’s been punished enough wearing that pink get up
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2024-28-07
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2024-26-07
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What are YOU looking at?
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2024-26-07
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Why does you cats eyes look like he/she is high
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2024-26-07
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He looks like you just told him to lay off the treats.
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2024-26-07
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Hey, puss. White lives matter!!
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2024-26-07
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He looks like my cat Bunny
Bunny is a girl
So you can tell this handsome young man he looks like a chick next time he’s acting Rico Suave
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2024-27-07
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2024-26-07
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He needs a cool eye patch à la Aemond Targaryen.
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2024-26-07
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r/PiratePets !
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2024-27-07
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If he were a drawing, whoever drew him has trouble drawing eyes …
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2024-27-07
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This obviously GUTS from BERSERK
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2024-29-07
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2024-26-07
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Piper, oh Piper! You puked all over the place!
Piper, oh Piper! Where is all of your grace?
Piper, oh Piper! You puked all over the place!
Piper, oh Piper! Want a diaper for your face?
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2024-26-07
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I’m sure if I ask, she’ll say I was your fault
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2024-26-07
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Send her back to whoville
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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He looks like a grandpa who tells dramatic stories starting with “when I wAS YOUR AGE-“
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2024-27-07
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He also hasn’t been sitting on my lap recently, he rips the screen door with his claws, and he’ll only eat wet food if I put it in the blender with water to make it a soup. Oh and he has IBD so I get excited when he has good poops. His name is Zuko.
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2024-26-07
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Expensive void
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2024-26-07
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He’s created a void in my back account
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2024-26-07
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ah, hes bad luck
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2024-26-07
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Attention is a two-person job. Wake up
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2024-26-07
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I bet he doesn't even close the door when he poops
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2024-26-07
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Aww he loves you more
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2024-26-07
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Satan called. He wants his spawn back
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2024-26-07
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His bathroom doesn’t even have a door, what an animal
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2024-26-07
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You’re right, he has me for 14 hours a day most days but I’m being selfish wanting those few extra hours of sleep 😭
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2024-26-07
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You can get an alarm clock for $20.00 at wal-mart.com and with the vet bills.
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2024-27-07
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This cat has a bad case of amine eyes.
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2024-27-07
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He looks like his name is doodlebug 😭😭
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2024-27-07
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The two photos with his big old pupils are after he was sedated and on painkillers after the vet lol
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2024-27-07
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He’s already burnt. How much darker do you need him?
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2024-27-07
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My kitty has colitis and, damn, prescription kibble is EXPENSIVE 😭
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2024-27-07
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That checks out. He does look stoned. :)
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2024-27-07
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He can’t hear you!
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2024-27-07
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He is literally a black hole
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2024-27-07
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Oh he can hear. Or at least he has partial hearing. When I talk to him he will shake his tail fast and he’s started talking back to me. He just won’t listen 😂
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2024-27-07
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This is stardard everyday normal cat behavior we are talking about here! When a cat moves into your place it automatically becomes his immediately! He has complete 'Presidential Immunity' even for 'purely personal' acts!
Waking you at 6am is not unusual at all. Be grateful yours is not like the two clown like Orange Tiger Stripe males I lived with back in 87 They would stretch repeatedly on my closed bedroom door (forcing it to move back and forth in the frame so it would sound like they were knocking) between 4:55 and 5:10 every morning demanding a can of wet stuff each and fresh bowl of water and to be let outside while I cleaned the litter box
What he probably wants is to remind you either that he has not been fed his breakfast yet, he wants his litter box cleaned out now, his bowl of water is almost empty, he wants fed again, he wants to herd all his 'hoomins' into one room where he can strut his stuff and command attention from everyone like all my dogs used to do or just have another lap to sit on.
Or that he wants outside or he wants to check out the cool floor in the basement and the door is closed or that he wants to drink from the toilet despite the fact you folks always put the toilet lid down to stop him from doing it or most likely he wants you up early to anticipate his every cat like desire because you are his favorite because he like most pets he recognized a SOFT TOUCH when he first met you!!
I will admit that a $1500 Vet bill is a heavy hit! Your boy might have ear mites too in addition to the the stubborn infection We had an elderly statesman too here; a big black male named Sunshine that was always scratching his ears too. He was a very sweet boy and we miss him very much He died last October at 16.
Anyway life is a lot more fun with a pet and you probably still love him despite his outrageous demands Enjoy him while you have him.
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2024-27-07
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Bro don't want the back up human though, he wants the best. You want us to roast him in part for having good taste?!
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2024-27-07
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Nah, he’s a good egg, I can sense it 👍
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2024-27-07
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I’m so sorry for your loss!
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2024-27-07
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Thank you for the kind words That's okay he was treated well never lack for love and attention was a good friendly kitty and had a pretty good and long life but, you know, you miss your favorite cat!
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2024-27-07
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Anyway Sunshine looked like this fellow here but his head was a lot bigger eyes yellower and I think he was a bit longer than your guy here
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2024-27-07
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Hey gorgeous boy, you’ve got a great mommy, let her sleep for a few minutes, OK? But don’t spoil her.
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2024-27-07
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Your first mistake was expecting to get sleep while living under HIS roof.
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2024-27-07
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I mean you called him Zuko, making terrible decisions and causing expensive problems is in his blood. Not to mention with the burn location the real one probably has ear infections too orz nah for real tho he can do no wrong
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2024-27-07
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He’s just trying to regain his honor
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2024-27-07
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Zuko is a man child who purposely diarrheas to establish dominance, because he’s secretly a pathetic wet fart of a cat who has no balls and wouldn’t dare scratch a bitch.
He voted for trump but tells people he voted for Bernie sanders and he doesn’t even know which election as long as he gets his smoothie.
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2024-27-07
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Damn honey it’s roast my cat! Everyone here loves their cat :( they obviously love their cat very much, it’s supposed to be funny. But hope you feel better. This cat looks well loved and pampered like he deserves!
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2024-27-07
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I mean I asked for this but now I need to comfort my boy after he was just roasted to ashes 🥺
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2024-27-07
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But those eyes🥺
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2024-27-07
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Lol he’s such a mommas boy, BC YOU MADE HIM BE THIS WAY
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2024-27-07
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But seriously I love him, good on you taking care of him 🖤
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2024-27-07
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My fiancé tells me this every time I complain about Zuko lol
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2024-27-07
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AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO THE OTHER 10 HOURS A DAY BUT ADMIRE HIS BEAUTY?!?
(Get it together Zuko c’mon.. if you give them too much time awake they’ll figure out it isn’t only humans online.. geeze)
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2024-27-07
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You just need to get a tramp stamp that says: ZUKO4LYFE and let them know where your priorities lie
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2024-27-07
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I call my cat doodlebutt 🥹
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2024-27-07
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I can't. Ear infection is tough.
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2024-27-07
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Needy little void, ❤️
(I'm sorry, that's a pathetic roast, I can't he's too cute.)
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2024-27-07
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Awww that hurts, hope his little ear is better. 🖤
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2024-27-07
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spare human.. that made me spit my coffee.
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2024-27-07
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bro is trashy
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2024-27-07
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He’s too sleek and shiny. Very suspicious void 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛
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2024-27-07
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I know, he’s the softest kitty ever too I’m like what conditioner are you using bro
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2024-27-07
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I think you’re the real “spare human” when the other person in the house wakes up before you to feed him every morning
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2024-27-07
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🤷♀️ he just wakes up earlier for work. Aside from the morning feeding, I do literally everything else for the cat.
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2024-27-07
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Roast him? What's there to roast, the guys a freakin pimp
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2024-28-07
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Sorry. I can't. He tooooo pretty.
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2024-28-07
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The blood of his enemies 😂
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2024-29-07
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Title says it all. I rescued him as a kitten and he has been nothing but a pain in the butt since he came home. He has stomatitus (allergic to his own plaque) so I've had to have all of his teeth removed; melanosis is his eye, so he may go blind; asthma, and fights me about his inhaler; and now he's been officially diagnosed by a cat behaviorist as a bully. He's constantly beating up his little sister. Roast him!
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2024-26-07
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cutest asshole 🥺
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2024-26-07
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I mean look at him 🥹🥹
He is too cute hahaha, bets he gets away with it cause of that
I would let him bully me
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2024-26-07
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My nebbie is a bully in the same way
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2024-26-07
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But he looks perf.
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2024-27-07
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Honestly, he’s a stud
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2024-27-07
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2024-26-07
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She's not fat, she's a lil cutie 🥰 I'm terrible at roasting cats haha
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2024-26-07
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Haha me too! She’s too perfect to roast! Long live Garf!
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2024-26-07
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She ain't fat, she seems to be in the preferable part of the chart I saw!
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2024-26-07
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GARF
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2024-27-07
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She's not fat, she's little.
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2024-27-07
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Omg!! How could anyone roast her??? She is adorable!!
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2024-27-07
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the second picture is just about the cutest i’ve ever seen
i read her name as fart
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2024-27-07
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Thiccaroni and cheese
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2024-27-07
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She isn't fat, but you are!
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2024-27-07
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Garf, take your socks off. It’s July. You’re embarrassing me.
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2024-27-07
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What a horribly rude comment
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2024-27-07
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She's so fat she's almost a mouthful, nope, can't do it, she is cuteness personified
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2024-27-07
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I can’t roast her because I am too busy loving that coffin cat tree!
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2024-27-07
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He needs to grow up. Wearing a bib is sooo 2 weeks old. 🙄
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2024-27-07
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Sooo precious
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2024-27-07
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That sad little face 🥹 So adorable
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2024-27-07
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In what world is this tiny baby fat
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2024-28-07
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2024-26-07
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2024-26-07
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Asking to roast K-LOG? Would you say, that we would be venturing into a Zone of Danger?
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2024-26-07
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Is that the magic banana??!
My cats love that thing! I got them a magic chili pepper but it’s just not the same. F’n weirdos
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2024-27-07
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