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He's dirty and needs a bath
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2024-28-07
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And they say women take too long getting ready in the bathroom.. This cat treats his morning bathroom session like a spa day
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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he sleeps there haha sinks is his favourite thing
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2024-29-07
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Wym won’t let you? The faucet works doesn’t it?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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I had an orange who drank a lot of water, he especially liked drinking from the sink anytime someone was using the bathroom. Maybe orange's have some aquatic quality we don't know about? Or maybe the single braincell is just telling them that 'Sink is life'
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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my cat does the same haha as i know they think running water, and high located
clean and save
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2024-29-07
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hahahahaha, cause i love him
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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he’s fine you go sink elsewhere
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2024-31-07
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2024-27-07
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Is it close the eyes or SPIED the eye to activate Luna’s biggest brain cell?
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2024-27-07
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Third one looks like she just farted and is so pleased about it.
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2024-28-07
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Look at those tiny little teefs!
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2024-28-07
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Lay off the catnip Luna
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2024-28-07
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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This is a page for cats, not overgrown albino rats.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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You have clearly been tricked by a shoe goblin, who is now hoarding your sandals. Good luck with that.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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That’s a very expensive cotton ball, ma’am.
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2024-27-07
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She looks incredibly tired for someone who doesn't pay rent, cook, clean, or do other chores 🙄
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Freeloader!
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2024-27-07
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He's got squatters rights now!
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2024-27-07
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She’s too cute to roast 😭💗
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She's one of those lame "Dawn of Domestication of Cats" reenactors. Nerd! She isn't even doing it right. She has to act aloof and slightly feral for like a thousand years or so.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Sounds like she picked the home to start her plan to take over. Don't be surprised when you see you picture on a 'Roast My Owner' post.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I need a cat like that.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She had enough of the street life. Time for a forever home! Have you given her a name yet?
My vote is for: Snow.
When she's clingy and affectionate she's trying to be "bestes kitteh" so that you won't kick her out to the street.
Bring her to the vet for a once over and see/check if she has been fixed, if not, have her fixed...you'll be glad you did, belive me.
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2024-27-07
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The neighborhood named her Pearl, and one kind samaritan said she had spayed and vaccinated her
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2024-27-07
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Trying to be a void and failing!
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2024-27-07
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Stupid cat couldn't last two minutes making a life for herself with her own two God-given paws. Back in my day, cats would go out into the world as soon as their ears opened and would have the mouse population under control in a fortnight!
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2024-27-07
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Pearl is doing her best Oliver impression and hoping for you to be her kind benefactor. I can roast a spoiled, lazy cat all day but any animal that has been homeless and acts unsure if they own the home gets a free pass from me.
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2024-27-07
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Awww, I can't think of a single roast. She's adorable! Cat distribution program is still working!!!!
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2024-27-07
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she looks like a ghost 👻
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2024-27-07
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Check for chip
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2024-27-07
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Beautiful 😍
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2024-27-07
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No
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Yeah, nah, she’s scamming you. There’ll be 10 more tomorrow. Congratulations!
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2024-27-07
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Damn, she's a cutie. I don't usually go for white cats either. I'll take her off your hands.
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2024-27-07
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She looks like ET. If ET had a foot fetish 😂
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2024-27-07
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She lookin like one of them gremlin things you can't feed after midnight lol (very cute)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Didn’t she star in “Powder?” Nope, I got nothing. I think she’s beautiful and lucky to have you.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Nice tampon
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Lazy freeloading down on her luck dragon
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2024-27-07
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It appears she has found the One True Sandal. Her precious. Gollum in feline form, confirmed.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She knew you needed her🩷 she was sent to you😻
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Wow...I've seen a better looking p**** on Bee Arthur's dead body.
Edit: "Bea"
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Mine - Mi for short
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I have an albino calico who is obsessed with me. Sooo clingy. Yours looks like she got 2 hours of sleep and got the wrong Starbucks order
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Not the “back in my day”💀💀
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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She's dreaming of catspreading
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2024-27-07
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Is her walking into your house how you got her?
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2024-27-07
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She looks as if there’s nothing going on behind those eyes 😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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this subreddit is about cats, not about Gollum from LOTR white version
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Yes :)
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2024-27-07
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Adorable
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Man. An all white one too.
Boop that handsone-ass feline for me and have a fine saturday.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I have no roasts to give for your beautiful snow queen but I commiserate. I also have a permanent squatter who walked into our house late last November. He was so cute and sweet and cuddly that night that I let him stay. Alas I awoke the next morning to a sight that still haunts me: my beautiful Christmas tree, decorations flung about the room, garland hanging in shreds, lights no longer working. Fool that I am I allowed him to stay. His name is Richard and he is kind of a dick.
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2024-27-07
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She is the real hoMEOWner
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2024-27-07
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He’s the dick that stole Christmas
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Same tho
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Awwww! ♥️🥰♥️🥰♥️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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you have a cat now
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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WHORE
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2024-28-07
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😂😂😂😂
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2024-28-07
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Way to be a super cute little snow bear stupid 🤍❄️ 🐻 🤍
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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😂
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2024-28-07
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She's so obsessed she's sniffing your shoes. What a little perv.
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2024-28-07
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😂😂
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2024-28-07
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She thinks shes royalty... spoiled queen kitty
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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So true.. if we have any kind of crinkly bag and it doesn’t lead to food going in her bowl, she meows in protest and attacks our feet
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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The kind of friend who makes herself comfortable in your home at any time, eats anything she wants from the fridge or pantry, changes the channel without asking. Will drop by with soup and a comfort movie when you're sick without you having to ask.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Typical pick me cat
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2024-28-07
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that’s steve buscemi
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Funny that you say that because a cat that looked just like her wandered into my house and refused to leave… and then she had 6 kittens.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Home invasion kitty asking “I can haz Birkenstocks?”
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Congrats! You've acquired [The Nefarious Anglerfish](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nefarious-anglerfish)'s long-lost sister.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Such a lovely looking cloud.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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I have such a hard time roasting cats. I love them all.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Whatever you do, don’t give her a sock.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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I can't. I'm sorry. She's too beautiful. Also, this should be cross posted in r/catdistributionsystem .
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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White cats are considered lucky! They also sunburn, and some colonies won't accept them because they are all white and lack markings and color. In other words, other cats consider white cats ugly. Prides won't congregate with white cats because they don't blend in making other cats around them vulnerable to predators. I have a white cat and her name is Boogie! My family adores her but she is extremely demanding, obsessed with food and a pita. She fits in well.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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She does look like him lol. But she's beautiful too 🥹
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Omg
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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I choose you pika shoe!
Ok maybe this couch is pretty nice too.
I can't do it this cat is too cute
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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She sleeps like she works 2 jobs lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Nex thing you know she's bringing her 6 kitten and he baby daddy in.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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my house, my humans!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Lmaooo I hope her hooman doesn't share this with her
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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She’s beautiful
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Lol
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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You mean the Hooman has, the cat owns EVERYTHING now 😂😂😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Foot sniffer
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-30-07
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Gets knocked up and makes her illegitimate kids someone else’s problem. Does she know who their fathers are?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-31-07
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I don't see any cats in this photo. Just a loaf and a croissant on your tray table. This is not a sub for pictures of food.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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UR CATS R ONNA TRAIN!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Yeah they kinda [be train guys 😤](https://imgur.com/gallery/bzx2Dzx)
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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But I really enjoy this kind of croissant?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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I saw the tail and foot band aids.what happened?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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They look very handsome and soft and I am sure they are best cats
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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Love this for them. ❤️❤️❤️
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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They're the cat equivalent of those bratty kids who ask if you have games on your phone and throw a tantrum when you tell them to go away.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-27-07
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