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The little pretty one got hit by a car! His hip was fractured and when he was taken by a neighbour to the emergency vets they agreed the best option was for him to be put down. However, he resurrected when I turned up to the emergency vets and we were told he’d need a leg amputation instead and he had a chance at a comfortable life. Unfortunately they weren’t insured at the time and I couldn’t afford the amputation (~£1000 and I was a med school student) so I bandaged it to protect the skin from dragging and he manages incredibly well. The vet is amazed at his coping abilities and is happy with his progress and amputation is a possibility but not a necessity at the moment given his recovery 🧡
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2024-30-07
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They will miaow u to shreds 😓
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2024-30-07
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Wow. I wish the best of luck to you both!😺🫂😻🧡
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2024-30-07
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Thank you 🧡
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2024-31-07
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Also I included that pic bc he had a leaf stuck to his bandage haha
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2024-10-08
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First slide is Binxy
Second is Cersei
Third is Blizzard
Forth is Gamora
Fifth is Sparkles
Sixth is Skittles
Last is Rhaenyra
Roast them into oblivion :)
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2024-27-07
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They all look braindead
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2024-27-07
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They are
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2024-27-07
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Censor your phone number on the tag bro. I would have texted this to you but didn’t want to be weird
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2024-27-07
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2024-27-07
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Roast this little lady as her mind is going and won’t remember tomorrow
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2024-27-07
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She looks like she chooses violence every morning makes me not wanna roast her cuz I dont wanna lose to a cat 😭
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2024-27-07
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Roast this little lady her poos stink up the whole house
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2024-27-07
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Mmmmm roasted cat poo, the latest in chic parfum 😸
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2024-27-07
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She’s already roasted, burnt, even!
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2024-27-07
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horrible thing with stinking shit toes
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2024-27-07
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Stinky peets!
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2024-27-07
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His name is Osmosis Jones…
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2024-27-07
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Nobody can match his freak
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2024-27-07
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You are a cat, Osmosis, the fluffiest creature around. And yet you somehow think your tongue is the one part that's worth showing to us.
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2024-27-07
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He is a retired hirse stable cat staying with us for a bit. He prefers my husband over me.
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2024-27-07
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Dave's not here, man
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2024-27-07
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Nothing wrong with wanting the best! Guys have got to stick with guys sometimes.
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2024-27-07
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They say that cats are excellent judges of character. So, what’s wrong with you?
(… Oh, wait. You said to roast the cat, not you! 😉)
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2024-27-07
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He looks like he has a full-time job and pays taxes
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2024-27-07
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He's lucky he got to retire into a life of luxury. No more hay and horse manure for this guy.
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2024-27-07
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Can’t roast. Too handsome!!
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2024-27-07
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Normally all the animals in our life show a preference for me. I think it's adorable.
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2024-27-07
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Yes, my friend. You do look like you’d be very comfortable sipping on a Julep watching the Derby.
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2024-27-07
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This cat looks like you just asked it for a ride to the airport tomorrow morning for a 6am flight.
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2024-28-07
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Mischka is the black one, Wovey is the grey and white one
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2024-27-07
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The names sound Russian. I thought all Russians were super fit athletes, guess they must not be…
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2024-27-07
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Clearly no, and these are her skinniest pictures
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Sooo adorable!! Just a fluffy babyyy! You just have to forgive the naughty
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2024-27-07
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Looks quite mischievous
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2024-27-07
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A fluffy ball of mischief
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2024-28-07
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Precisely
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2024-29-07
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This one you can judge by looks😆
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2024-29-07
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The second pic is so adorable he's literally like this :3
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Crusty pancake faced ass. She looks like she smells.
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2024-27-07
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His name is Cappuccino
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2024-27-07
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I was wondering why he looked traumatized, and then I saw him in the French maid costume.
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2024-27-07
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This is Babycat. He has cost us nearly 4k in vet bills in the past month.
He’s my best friend. Please roast him.
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2024-27-07
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Before anybody roast me on her size, weve had her checked by a vet and they said shes just a bit round, not to fat thouth <3
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2024-27-07
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his brothers in the hospital for an intestinal blockage. we all could use some laughs
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2024-27-07
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He's a big boi
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2024-27-07
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Ol chubby no-neck havin ahhh cat
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2024-27-07
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Pick 3 show he is at least trying to connect with the brain cell
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2024-27-07
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I can hear the radio static in his head 😂
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2024-27-07
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He's trying to catch the Orange Cat Shared Braincell.
He doesn't realize he's not an Orange Cat.
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2024-27-07
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Last time I saw a creature with such an empty head, I was watching a brain removal autopsy
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2024-27-07
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The only thing gettin roasted at this Lu'au is that chunky guy.
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2024-27-07
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Not quite ready for swimsuit season
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2024-28-07
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Finn said you're a thot so he definitely has one.
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2024-28-07
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He's got that thousand yard stare lol
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2024-28-07
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Thankfully he’s cute!
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2024-28-07
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His last two brain cells are fighting dominance 😂
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2024-28-07
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He's never had a thought in his life.
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2024-28-07
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I bet this idiot doesn't even know his times tables 🙄
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2024-28-07
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I want to lay this cat!
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2024-28-07
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I can't roast him because I have a Finn who is also a bit too fluffy and deficient in the brain cell department. But sending little scritches behind his ears!
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2024-28-07
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Those aren't eyes they're two peeled green grapes
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2024-28-07
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I am surprised that he doesn't have a thought behind those eyes cause that would imply that he has a brain to not think with.
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2024-28-07
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Your real name may be Finn, but your stage name is el coño gordo.
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2024-28-07
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r/NamFlashbacks
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2024-28-07
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He's got only one thought behind those eyes and it's food
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2024-28-07
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What,Does everyone’s cat drop acid ?
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2024-28-07
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His name might be Finn, but he looks more like Jabba.
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2024-28-07
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If he was part of a string of lights, he'd be the one that is burnt and makes the whole string not light up.
If thoughts had calories, he'd be a skinny cat indeed.
He had one brain cell, but he thought it was a treato.
He looks like someone said cheeseburger but then didn't give him any.
All joked aside he is gorgeous and I just want to squish him and pet his tummy lol.
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2024-28-07
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Finn doesn’t need thoughts, he’s a zen master and good looking, who needs thoughts when you’re so handsome anyways?! xx
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2024-28-07
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He actually does have some orange on his neck and belly. One of his parents was orange.
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2024-28-07
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Finn ain't thinn
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2024-28-07
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Picture 3 definitely has elevator music where his braincells should be.
Now the question is, which elevator song is playing?
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2024-28-07
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i bet this cat dtf
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2024-28-07
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nooooo 😭
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2024-28-07
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the shelter did say she was a mom... so i guess you're not wrong
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2024-27-07
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She looks like she has a lot of thoughts behind her eyes but they are all gibberish
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2024-27-07
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honestly this might be true
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2024-27-07
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I’d be a menace too if my hooman named me sandals
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2024-27-07
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her sister is socks and her brother is levi jeans. theres a theme ive got goin on
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2024-27-07
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And you wonder why you cats are secretly plotting your disappearance lmao
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2024-27-07
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At first glance I thought you wrote her name as ‘scandals’ and thought “yep, that tracks with what OP says about her” lol
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2024-27-07
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Sandals? Girl, you don’t even wear shoes 🙄
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2024-27-07
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Sandals is one resort I would not visit! (Obligatory jk I love your lil troublemaker)
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2024-27-07
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she looks like she would be good friends with my cat that has no thoughts in her head ever (other than food)
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2024-28-07
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Omg that facial expression in pic 1 is sooo much like my girl Peanut. She is a 10/10 menace. I can tell they're spiritually related. Her full name is Daia Bolical Peanut Langlois (cos she's diabolical)
Some of Peanut's crimes:
-zooming the moment I go to bed regardless of the time, across my sleeping body, jumping as hard as she can on my legs
-running in front of me when I get up to pee then stopping abruptly so I either trip over or do a sideways fall into the bathroom
-chewing my elbow skin without warning ⚠️
-asks to play fetch. Will not fetch. Is determined I can spawn toys and she shouldn't have to bring them to me (this was after months of successful fetch games, she simply decided no more fetch, only throw)
-patting my face while I'm sleeping
-lying directly beside my ear and miaowing loudly
-pulling herself up on the window with just her tiny arms to eat the mosquitos and to attempt an escape
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2024-28-07
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Did you name her after the semi-famous orange and white cat who is on Twitter/X? 🤣
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2024-28-07
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Sandals is fitting, because I think your brain is all flip-flopped around.
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2024-28-07
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oh this cat just asking for it the way it dressed
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2024-28-07
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Menace to the cat box probably 😄
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2024-28-07
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I also thought of the resort
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2024-28-07
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She already looks mildly insulted in the first pic, go easy on her 🥺
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2024-28-07
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That second pic. Clearly a menace to society. Please ask kittah to kindly report to jail.
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2024-28-07
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She looks like she’d charge you $27 an hour to watch your kids then feed them junk food and park them in front of the tv while she and her bf make out in his car
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