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She looks like the type to start a fight and start crying when the other cat actually retaliates.
Pussy ass pussy.
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2024-28-07
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our other cat got outside and this picture was her reaction when she came back inside
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2024-28-07
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no actually! we had our cat socks first and i wanted her to match
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2024-28-07
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sandals fave menace activity is stealing human food.
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2024-28-07
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That second picture showed me all I need to know. Not a single brain cell behind those eyes...
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2024-28-07
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She looks like she drops acid and tries to act human
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2024-28-07
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Tisk tisk. You should have named him after the legendary Jorts.
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2024-28-07
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She told me you're the problem
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2024-28-07
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Her aura screams “I tolerate you human” 😂
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2024-28-07
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She looks like “Night on Bald Mountain” was composed and recorded entirely in her brain and put on loop because when everyone left the studio they shut everything off except for the computer playing it.
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2024-28-07
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I showed my girlfriend the second photo, told her the name was sandals, and she laughed and said “what a fucking idiot”
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2024-28-07
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She looks like what it feels like when you wear oversized sandals and the back heal has that delayed rise from you taking your next step and the back of it smacks in your heal making the flop sound from flip flop sandals.
She also looks like she’s sweaty when you touch her. Like a warm glossy layer of grease is constantly present on her like she’s ready to be baked in an oven.
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2024-28-07
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Girl I can hear you walking from 3 blocks away
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2024-28-07
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Long.
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2024-28-07
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Full legal name is Socks with Sandals. Definitely suspicious. (And really adorable sssshhh)
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2024-28-07
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Omg lol I love this comment 😭😂
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2024-28-07
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shes lowkey perpetually damp bc her sister grooms her often
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2024-28-07
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How cute.
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2024-28-07
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Girl has that 90° posture
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2024-28-07
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Oh, I love it. Fantastic username, too. You got taste
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2024-28-07
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shes trying to be a table
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2024-28-07
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I can see the dvd logo ping-ponging in those not so bright little eyes in the second photo, giving me ⚫️〰️⚫️ 😂
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2024-28-07
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What's to roast? There isn't a single thought between those eyes. All her intrusive thoughts win.
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2024-28-07
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Sandals, you twerp. Go play in the neighbor kid’s sandbox.
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2024-28-07
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no thoughts behind those eyes in pic 2
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2024-28-07
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You may know her as sandals, but her stage name is actually Gretchen Rottencrotch.
She made almost 3000 adult films before being banned from the industry for spreading syphilis, herpes, gonorrhea, crabs, dickrot, dengue fever, the plague, bacterial vaginosis, athletes crotch, anal warts, tapeworm, nipple fungus; as well as innumerable new and unknown viruses and diseases named after her.
She then turned to a life of crime.
She enjoyed robbing lemonade stands, stealing wheelchairs from elderly paraplegics, urinating on coma patients, and engaging feverishly in Coprophilia.
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2024-28-07
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Picture 2 says it all " I am going to murder you in your sleep but not before I pooped in your cereal, PUT ME DOWN wretched human"
Although I am not seeing the usual claws out ready to decimate that goes with this same look an my cat 😸
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2024-28-07
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Somehow sandals is the perfect name for that absolute dork of a cat
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2024-28-07
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In the 2nd pic Sandals looks like she has 2 braincells and none of which are in control, I mean she looks 🤏 close to forming an actual thought but instead she misses and land on "commit gluttony"
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2024-28-07
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she regularly tries to eat both bowls of wet food at once
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2024-28-07
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is this my husbands account???? he stays making up wild backstories for our pets.
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2024-28-07
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She looks like a freeloading jezebel who keeps saying, "Moooooom. It's NOT A PHASE!!"
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2024-28-07
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🤣😅
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2024-28-07
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Sandals, huh? Sounds about right. If you put her next to a Birkenstock, you couldn't tell the difference. Boom! Roasted!
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2024-29-07
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Her name is Bug!!
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2024-27-07
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Ooh, big stretch!
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2024-28-07
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She very stretch
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2024-28-07
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Can you believe these two are litter mates- roast my cats
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2024-27-07
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His name is pancake and he likes to be all up in my business at all times
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2024-27-07
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DEFENTLEY a camera whore
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2024-27-07
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My cat thinks he’s the shit. Won’t allow any other cats in the house. We’ve tried and I’ve had to give the kittens both times to our daughters (they have great homes), he sits around and admires himself all day and won’t lift a finger to help with the housework
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2024-27-07
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Your cat thinks he’s a bird
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2024-27-07
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He is the shit. He’s the king 👑
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2024-27-07
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You're so stupid you think that anything green will get you high. Next time, just pick your nose.
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2024-28-07
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He needs you to understand that he is the master 😂
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2024-29-07
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Thia is onyx and i love her with all my heart and soul... until she screams bloody murder to leave my room at 3am
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2024-27-07
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2/4 of these posts she looks like a wet rag. (I love you Onyx)
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2024-27-07
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Her right eye is at the shops, her left eye hasn't left the house yet
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2024-27-07
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11/10
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2024-27-07
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Hence the stink.
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2024-28-07
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I meant to put roast in the post title lol, thank you for the rating though
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2024-28-07
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Her mama shouldn't have had all that catnip during pregnancy.
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2024-28-07
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he loves ranch, oat milk, and mcdonald's
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2024-27-07
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I fear there is no thoughts in that little brain
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2024-27-07
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If this cat were a human it would be a gas station attendant with missing teeth
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2024-28-07
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Barney Gumble energy
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2024-28-07
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You need to set up an appointment with Dr. Pimple Popper for that large black head on your lip.
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2024-28-07
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Too much to unpack
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2024-29-07
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2024-27-07
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She’s a silly kitty that eats everything she’s not supposed to eat and eats her and her brother’s food.
She showed up randomly one day and she hasn’t left since!
Her fat belly goes side to side when she walks🤭
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2024-27-07
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2024-27-07
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2024-27-07
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Roast my dilute tortie Penelope aka pea brain
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2024-27-07
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this gremlin won’t let anyone go to the bathroom in peace
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2024-28-07
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Shes a female orange cat named Orange
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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I can’t roast him for doing something that I also do
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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I will only lightly toast him.
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2024-28-07
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Ok but he’s not being held in any of these pics so what part of the assignment are you not understanding
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2024-28-07
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"I'm not fat, I'm big furred"
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2024-28-07
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I demand s'mores please
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2024-28-07
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Not a single photo where he’s standing or even sitting really does say a lot about him
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2024-28-07
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I think they were down one less sheep today at the shearing shed.
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2024-28-07
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Hence forth, he (in my mind) shall be known as...Mighty Blep
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2024-28-07
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the wrinkles beckons u
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2024-28-07
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He stinky
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2024-28-07
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Fat.
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2024-28-07
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She's not fat, just pregnant with lots of tuna
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2024-28-07
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Dr Now says she needs to lose 30lbs in one munt
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2024-28-07
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Surprised to see your claws and paws?! You're not the only one...
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2024-28-07
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1: Who let that cat-penguin in here? Go back to the Airbender universe, ya freak.
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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His name is Cat
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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And the mountains aren’t even blue so it’s warm? Cmon Dickey. Get your life together. At least he’s dressed proper in that tuxedo.
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2024-28-07
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Dickey looks like he owes child support payments. (Kitten support?)
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2024-28-07
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It is so funny that you say that, he has a zillion kids and we kept several of them! XD
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2024-28-07
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His socks are uneven
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2024-28-07
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Dicky thinks he needs a few smells of cat nip now
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2024-28-07
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And it's Coors
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2024-28-07
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He would benefit from a 12 Fresh Step program. 🐾
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2024-28-07
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Coors Light can is the perfect vessel when using catnip infused chewing tobacco.
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2024-28-07
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Been a long day man, it's exhausting being a cat
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2024-28-07
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All dressed up and nowhere to go... maybe that's what started the downward spiral! 🤭
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2024-28-07
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