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Babies always lie!
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2024-28-07
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Dickey looks like he's sick of his housemate's shenanigans!
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2024-28-07
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Leave him alone! He works hard at the mines!
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2024-28-07
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He yearns for them.
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2024-28-07
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A happy cat would never drink Coors light when regular Coors is available!
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2024-28-07
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Dickey's lookin like he's on a bit of a walkabout in his pinhead of a mind
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Maybe he got chewed out by his wife for not bringing home enough mice to feed their kittens.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Not again Dickey!!! 138 days of hard work down the drain!!!😩
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2024-28-07
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Cats anonymous is his best option at this point
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2024-28-07
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Happy cake day!
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2024-28-07
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Hey, he just got back from the club. He looks permanently hung over.
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2024-28-07
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It's 'ok It's a light beer!
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2024-28-07
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Thanks
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2024-28-07
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Its not easy for him to have to watch over a grown human
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2024-29-07
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Hickey White Socks jailed for public intoxication again.
Hope he ain't pimping again
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Get him in alacats anonymous. Looks serious!
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2024-29-07
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Maybe he is trying to get off the nip.
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2024-30-07
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He ran out of vodka.
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2024-30-07
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Dickey needs to keep his dicky in his pants.
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2024-04-08
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Had to have him snipped for that very reason. XD
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2024-04-08
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He looks like my cat like they’re identical
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2024-17-08
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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Larry gets drunk and verbally harasses women on the Atlantic City boardwalk in his Speedo
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2024-28-07
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i can’t roast him. he’s looking at me with so much trust…
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2024-28-07
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Larry intentionally cut his left ear when he was in his 20s because it was "edgy" and gave the impression that he had "seen some things"
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2024-28-07
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Larry has seen some shit.
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2024-28-07
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Squinty McGee
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2024-28-07
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Larry gave up thug life for the soft life.
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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why does your cat look exactly like my cat 😟
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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hehehehehe i swear Bosco looks like so many cats it’s so mind boggling
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Was your cat trying to take a selfie? Looks more like a nostril shot.
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2024-28-07
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me trying to make him take a selfie . dude hates the camera .knows when its out
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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Your cat looks like his owner would post a picture of their grandma on r/RoastMe and as verification making their grandma hold a verification sign where she didnt even know what was on the sign. am i close?
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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she must practice parkour more. if she mastered it, litter wouldn’t be on her nose. let this be her scarlet letter.
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2024-28-07
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😂 she’s welcome to practice it - in the daytime!
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2024-28-07
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2024-28-07
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Yea i got a feeling this cat aint getting any less crusty going into adulthood
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2024-28-07
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You got more fleas than a dog that was left out for to long in the spring.
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2024-29-07
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2024-28-07
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A snack to the left and a remote control in one paw may convince me that you are one of the world's most smartest cats rather than a typical couch potato with one limited brain cell and nowhere else to go. Bring it on buddy! 😈
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2024-28-07
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Bea-ing lazy is more like it
I’ll see myself out…
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2024-28-07
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Here, take this r/angryupvote and be gone!
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2024-28-07
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She needs to close her legs and have some damn self respect. This isn’t a brothel.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Freeloading catspreader
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2024-28-07
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Her nose looks like one of those people who do comic-book style irl type makeup fucked it all up very bad
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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I lover her sm, roast her
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2024-28-07
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It's the person holding the camera - the cat is just fine!
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2024-28-07
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XD
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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“my bitch pose is NNNAAAASSTTTYYYY. don’t EVER play w the CATTT”😭😭😭😭
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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While this cats siblings were suckling for milk, he was licking the toes for nourishment.
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2024-28-07
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I’m sorry I have nothing, you win this round adorable box kitty. 😁
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Just awkward and eepy at times
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2024-28-07
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She is still a kitten, it’s a kitten’s job to be crazy and unpredictable! Only adult cats should be roasted 😆
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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IKEA cat in a box. Some assembly required is all.
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2024-28-07
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Why is it shaped like that, new car models look funny
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Have you tried restarting your car? Turning it on and off,
But I am sure even that wouldn't help. Your cat has terminal cat syndrome.
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2024-28-07
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I'd rather roast your chestnuts on an open fire
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Nothing wrong with cat; seems to be user (aka human staff) error.
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2024-28-07
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Yes, there is something wrong. It isn't getting enough treats, snuggles, playtime, and treats. How could you do this OP?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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There is no such thing as normal when cats are involved.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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My cat also love paper. We have paper literally everywhere for her.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Shipment arrived intact and as described. Due to unique manufacturing procedures, there may be slight variations in coloration. We are marking your ticket as "resolved," thank you for being a valued customer.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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I don’t think Amazon is going to accept that return.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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I don’t think I can sweet baby 😭
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2024-28-07
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I know, I'm a horrible person. I should be giving her my soul! 😔
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Cat lore. This is our furball Kaleidoscope; Klyde for short. *We have a Bonnie to match.* We got her from these people in a trailer park. She was really dirty and her ears were terrible. She's come a long way, now just being a year old.
She's a goober, likes to consume people's fingers/toes, and destroy everything. She's amazing.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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I'll tell you what's wrong, she is ADORABLE! 😍
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Nope. She's *awesome*.
Roast goes to the photographer for not giving us enough shots.
Like, what. Is your memory running out??? Give us more!
Please. And thank you as well.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Looks like it got damaged in the shipping process. You should ask the sellers for a discount 😆
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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Last pic reminds me of the uncle from The Munsters
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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She really loves sitting upright XD
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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It's the only thing you can do. Your cats' happiness must be your top priority!
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2024-29-07
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He trying to be a model! He wasn’t ready fully once you got those pics :(
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2024-29-07
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2024-28-07
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Image 4 for charades would be Puss in Boots whereas Image 8 is S T A L K E R A L E R T!!!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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I would roast but it would be considered elder abuse
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Fair
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2024-28-07
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Oh his is sly and conniving. You can see him plotting in the pics.
Who was in that boot? I hope that he survived.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-29-07
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roast my cat my friends all despise her and she’s a massive bitch but i love her
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2024-28-07
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We can’t roast a stroller queen. She’d have all of our heads.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Your friend needs to take a good look in the mirror first before pointing the ugly finger °°° I wouldn't want to mess with those fangs.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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i’ve definitely messed with those fangs and instantly regretted…
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Remind those friends that they're guest. She's not
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2024-28-07
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I personally like Romi
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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She probably roasts your friends when you’re not looking.
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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she runs this town from the comfort of her stroller
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Beautiful baby!
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Was your friend looking in the mirror when they said that?
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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She’s so beautiful 😻 and definitely has an attitude 🤭
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Your friend is wrong
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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We love a confident queen with cattitude!
They're just jealous of her beauty 💅
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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Isn’t *
FTFY
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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i love how everyone is roasting the friend and not the cat😂😂
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r/RoastMyCat
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2024-28-07
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***ex-friends
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2024-28-07
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LOL ME TOO the friends i send it to are so grumpy about it
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2024-28-07
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